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Mitchell’s TAKATaichi 50th Anniversary Results & Report! (12/19/22)

Who will be the last man standing?

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Who will take the KOPW 2022 trophy into WrestleKingdom 17?

As NJPW prepares for WrestleKingdom 17, TAKATaichi puts on an extra special special event to celebrate the company’s 50th anniversary!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 8 Man Tag: Ren Ayabe, Akira Jumonji, Eagle Mask & Fire Katsumi VS Yoshitatsu, Genta Yubari, Ichiha, Ryuya Takekura; Ayabe, Jumonji, Eagle Mask & Katsumi win.
  • Six Woman Tag: Misa Kagura, Yuu Yamagata & Sumika Yanagawa VS Hisoka, Rhythm & Aoi; Kagura, Yamagata & Yanagawa win.
  • Tomoka Inaba VS Suzu Suzuki; Inaba wins.
  • Minoru Suzuki & DOUKI VS Tomoaki Honma & Jun Kasai; Suzuki & Douki win.
  • El Desperado & Lance Archer VS Daisuke Sasaki & MJ Po; Desperado & Archer win.
  • Best 2 out of 3 Falls Million Yen Match: Taka Michinoku VS Hiromu Takahashi; Hiromu wins the match, no one wins ¥1,000,000.
  • KOPW 2022 Takagi Style Last Man Standing Lumberjack Match: Shingo Takagi VS Taichi; Takagi wins and is THE Mr. KOPW 2022.

PLAY BY PLAY

Best 2 out of 3 Falls Million Yen Match: Taka Michinoku VS Hiromu Takahashi!

The Blue Playmaker and the Ticking Timebomb have really raised the stakes on this one! And if you survive the Michinoku Driver or “Unnamed” Hiromu-Chan Roll, you get a guaranteed ONE MILLION YEN! Who hits the jackpot just in time for Christmas?

Both men brings their fat stacks to the ring, and the referee makes sure both men brought the proper amount. Hiromu wants the ref to be careful not to lose any of it! The money is entrusted to a NJPW official but Hiromu is even suspicious of him. The bell rings and fans rally up as the two circle. Taka has them calm down, and he offers a handshake to Hiromu. Hiromu doesn’t trust that, either! They circle, Taka and the ref shake hands. Fans rally for “HI-RO-MU!” and Taka offers the handshake again. Hiromu asks if he can trust Taka and fans say yes. Hiromu is still very skeptical, but they circle again as fans rally up.

Taka still offers the handshake, Hiromu wants everyone to know he is trusting their judgment. Hiromu shakes Taka’s hand, and then Taka pokes Hiromu in the eyes! Roll-up, TWO! Backslide, TWO! Hiromu blocks the finger poke! But Taka kicks the leg out! Oklahoma Roll, TWO!! Hiromu escapes out of the ring and is furious with the fans! Fans applaud as Hiromu goes around the ring blaming them for falling for Taka’s tricks. Taka offers Hiromu a chance to get in the ring and fans all chant for “HI-RO-MU! HI-RO-MU!” Hiromu says no, he’s not falling for another trick. Hiromu gets himself in, he spins Taka, and he cradles! TWO, Taka has it, TWO!

Hiromu has it, TWO! Taka has it, TWO! Hiromu, Taka, they’re in a ROLLING CRADLE! They go around and around, Hiromu ends up on top, TWO!! Taka has it again, TWO!!! Hiromu escapes, and he blocks the eye poke to make Taka poke himself in the eye! Pump handle, UNNAMED HIROMU-CHAN ROLL!! Hiromu scores!!

Hiromu: 1; Taka: 0 (Hiromu wins Taka’s ¥1,000,000)

Ka-ching! The Timebomb just cashed in! Taka is upset, but he has a chance to win it back with the second fall! Hiromu rallies up the fans and Taka catches his breath. Hiromu wants more, but Taka CLUBS him down! The second round starts as Taka kicks Hiromu out of the ring! Taka whips Hiromu hard into railing! Hiromu writhes and flounders away but Taka pursues. Taka drags Hiromu up, wrenches the arm, and whips him hard into more railing! Hiromu bounces off and flounders towards the entryway. Taka CHOKES him, and digs his knuckles into Hiromu’s face! The ref counts and Taka lets off at 4.

Fans rally up but Taka digs his knees into Hiromu’s neck! The ref reprimands, Taka lets off and Taka drags Hiromu up. Taka CHOKES Hiromu right in front of the timekeeper! Hiromu grabs for the money he won but the ref keeps the stacks away. Taka lets off the choking to put Hiromu in the ring. Taka stomps away on Hiromu, drags him up, and knees low. Taka wrenches and whips Hiromu corner to corner, then runs in for a SHINING WIZARD! Fans fire up as Taka snapmares Hiromu and covers. TWO, but Taka sits Hiromu up for a SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Taka has a headscissor hold!

Hiromu endures while fans rally, and Taka pulls on one of Hiromu’s arms! KIMURA HEADSCISSOR COMBO! Hiromu endures more, flails around, kicks around, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, fans cheer, but Taka doesn’t let go until 4. Hiromu bails out again but Taka pursues. Taka kicks Hiromu down, then wraps the bad arm around the post! The ref reprimand and counts, Taka YANKS the arm! Taka then wraps the bad arm around the railing! Hiromu fights but Taka pokes him in the eye! Then Taka BOOTS the railing to jam the arm! Hiromu flops down and Taka leaves him behind in the ring.

Taka wants the ring count and it begins, but fans rally up for Hiromu. Hiromu sits up at 4 of 20, shakes out his arm as he stands, and he takes a moment. The count is 12 of 20, Hiromu slides in at 14, and Taka stomps Hiromu down! Taka throws a knee, then whips Hiromu to ropes. Hiromu ducks ‘n ‘dodges to RAN- NO, Taka shoves Hiromu down to get JUST FACELOCK! Hiromu endures, crawls, reaches out, but Taka shifts and rolls Hiromu away from the ropes! But Hiromu rolls Taka up, TWO! JUST FACELOCK! Taka pulls back on the hold but Hiromu fights all the same! Hiromu crawls his way over, reaches out, but Taka CLUBS away on him!

Taka pulls way back on the lock! Hiromu reaches out, Taka grabs that arm and shifts around, OG KILLER!! Hiromu endures and flails with the other arm, to get the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go but he drags Hiromu back up. Scoop and- NO, Hiromu slips out to UPPERCUT! Hiromu runs, Taka redirects and BOOTS Hiromu down! Fans fire up, Taka aims from a corner as he tunes up the band! Hiromu rises, Taka rushes in, but into a kick! Taka still ROLLING SOBATS, then SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives but Taka vows to end this! Taka drags Hiromu up, scoops and- NO, Hiromu slips free again!

Hiromu pump handles but Taka pokes Hiromu’s eyes! Taka wrenches, pump handles, and STEALS the Unnamed Hiromu Roll!! Cover, TWO!?!? Hiromu escapes the “Michinoku Roll” with nanoseconds to spare! The loophole keeps Hiromu from losing a million. Taka scoops, MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Hiromu survives Taka’s best shot?!? Taka doesn’t get his million back!! Taka is furious and argues with the ref! The ref says that was a fair count, so Taka says he’ll just cash-in this time! But Hiromu wrenches and pump handles! But Taka rolls through! Taka swings but Hiromu blocks the eye poke! But then Taka blocks the self-poke! Fans fire up as the two fight for control!

Taka starts to over power Hiromu! Hiromu can barely hold Taka back, so Hiromu pokes Taka’s eyes himself! Pump handle, Hiromu-chan Roll!!! TWO!?!?! Taka gets his million back!!

(Taka wins back ¥1,000,000)

Hiromu can’t believe it! He’s freaking out from losing what he won! SUPERKICK!! Taka goes down, but Hiromu drags him back up. Dragon sleeper, suplex, TIMEBOMB MKII!!! Cover, Hiromu wins!

Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, 2-0 (net gain: ¥0)

Hiromu wins the match, but he only gets back the million he put up as the ante. Taka gets back his million, so at least he didn’t lose more than a match. Hiromu offers a handshake to Taka to show no hard feelings. Taka accepts, but then Hiromu says he was asking for the million. Taka wants Hiromu’s million. Well, that’s not happening. The two leave it at this. Will Hiromu use this momentum going into his IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4 Way to cash in on some gold?

 

KOPW 2022 Takagi Style Last Man Standing Lumberjack Match: Shingo Takagi VS Taichi!

The Rampaging Dragon and Holy Emperor went back and forth over this trophy before, and then reignited their rivalry during the World Tag League X Super Jr. Tag League tour! Repeated count outs and draws got on both men’s nerves, so in the end, we have a match where no one can escape and quick pins won’t finish it! You gotta pin then keep your opponent down for ten! Who will be the Last Man Standing to be Mr. KOPW 2022?

Naturally among the Lumberjacks is Suzuki-Gun’s Douki. The introductions are made, the trophy is raised, and we have our huge finale for TAKATaichi 50!

The bell rings, fans cheer and rally up as the two stare down. Taichi and Takagi circle, neither in any rush. The fans seem to be on Taichi’s side, and he and Takagi tie up. Taichi powers Takagi to ropes, the ref calls the break, and Taichi pats Takagi on the shoulder as he lets off cleanly. Takagi keeps cool as he and Taichi reset. Hiromu returns to be one of Takagi’s lumberjacks! Takagi and Taichi tie up again, Takagi puts Taichi on ropes now, and the ref counts the break. Takagi lets off slowly but Taichi pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Taichi kicks at Takagi and Takagi hits back! They grapple and Taichi pulls hair! Takagi pulls hair back!

The ref reprimands, both men let off the other and they argue. Fans fire up as the two RAM shoulders! And again! Takagi runs, RAMS Taichi, but Taichi BOOTS Takagi down! Takagi’s right up to run Taichi over! Taichi bails out, the Young Lion Lumberjacks hustle him back in! Fans cheer but Taichi is upset! Taichi kicks Takagi and throws him out! Douki attacks! But he doesn’t get more than a kick as the Young Lions throw Takagi back in the ring. Takagi is annoyed at Douki so Hiromu gets at him. Takagi and Taichi grapple, but Taichi is CHOKING Takagi! Taichi uses that to drag Takagi out with him!

The Young Lions hurry but Douki tries to attack again. Hiromu goes after Douki so now they’re brawling! The Young Lions get Takagi and Taichi in the ring, and Douki throws someone’s water at Hiromu! Takagi runs at Taichi but Taichi dumps him out! Young Lions hurry to get Takagi in before Douki can attack! Taichi runs at Takagi, but into a Ground Cobra Twist! Cover, THREE! And now the ten count starts! Taichi is all confused, but this is how a Takagi Style Last Man Standing Match happens! Taichi stands at 8 of 10, but runs into an ELBOW! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! Fans fire up as Taichi is down again!

Fans fire up, Takagi steps on Taichi, then drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then a SENTON! Takagi stands on Taichi at the ropes, but the ref counts. Takagi lets off at 4 to stomp away on Taichi! The ref counts again, and Takagi lets off again. Takagi kicks Taichi out, the Young Lions hurry, and Douki is upset they weren’t faster about it. Takagi drags Taichi up, snapmares and then jumps for a BIG knee drop! Cover, TWO! Takagi tests the fans and they seem louder for Taichi than for him. Takagi drags Taichi up but Taichi kicks at him. Takagi eggs him on, Taichi gives more kicks, then stands.

Takagi KNEES Taichi, KNEES him against ropes, then whip Taichi to ropes. Takagi KNEES Taichi against the ropes to then run and run Taichi over! Fans fire up, Takagi brings Taichi back up. Takagi suplexes high and hard! Takagi then rains down elbows into Taichi’s shoulder! And then SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Taichi is still in this but Takagi fires up the fans! “There’s more to come! OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along with “OI! OI! OI!” and Takagi nods. Takagi drags Taichi up, but Taichi fights the saido with elbows! Taichi staggers away but Takagi stands up. Taichi kicks low, CHOPS Takagi, then CHOPS again!

Takagi ROCKS Taichi with a forearm! Fans rally for Taichi and Takagi pie faces him. Taichi shoves, kicks, and CHOPS! Takagi gets in Taichi’s face! They pie face and shove, then they CHOKE each other! The ref counts, both men let off, and then they clinch! Taichi wants the waistband! Taichi throws Takagi out of the ring! The Young Lions gets him right back in, into GEDO CLUTCH! THREE!! And then the ten count begins! Taichi holds onto the hold to keep Takagi down!! Takagi kicks and flails but he’s stuck! Takagi gives one more strock kick and he’s out at 6 of 10! Takagi is upset about that, but he turns around into an AX BOMBER!

Fans fire up and Taichi gets them to get louder! And then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi aims at Takagi from the corner as he powers out. But Takagi blocks the superkick! Takagi CLUBS the bad leg, ROCKS Taichi with a forearm, but Taichi just sneers. Taichi KICKS Takagi’s leg, Takagi throws a forearm! Taichi gives another KICK, Takagi CHOPS! Fans rally up as Taichi KICKS and Takagi ROCKS! Taichi KICKS, Takagi CHOPS! KICK! ROCK! KICK! CHOP! Takagi sticks to forearms but then he JABS, JABS, and CHOPS! Taichi wrenches and HEEL KICKS! Fans fire up as Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS!

Taichi SOBATS! Taichi runs, but into a clothesline! Takagi runs, into a choke grip! CHOKE SLAM!! But Takagi’s right up!? SAIDO!! Taichi is right up!! DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Fans fire up as Takagi staggers, rebounds, and PUMPING BOMBERS!! But Takagi hits Taichi so hard that he falls out of the ring! And then Taichi flops out the other side! The Young Lions on all sides of the ring hurry to get each man back in the ring! Fans rally up as both men stir. Hiromu coaches Takagi, Douki coaches Taichi, and the fans are still leaning towards Taichi. Takagi goes to one corner, Taichi goes to the other.

Takagi and Taichi stand, they shout at each other, and then run in to DOUBLE BOMBER!! Neither man falls, and fans fire up more! DOUBLE BOMBERS collide again! They both stay standing, and they DOUBLE BOMBER again! Taichi drops to a knee! Takagi fires up as he runs, but into a clinch! They fight for control, Takagi shifts his weight to throw Taichi! Taichi springs up, rushes in, but into a half nelson and pump handle! MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!?! Takagi hurries to haul Taichi back up, SNAP MADE IN JAPAN!! THREE!! And now the real count begins! Douki, Miho and even Desperado on commentary shout for Taichi to get up!

The count rises to 5 of 10, then 7! Taichi sits up at 8, drags himself with the ropes, and stands at 9!! Fans are thunderous and Taichi is untying the buckle pad! Takagi runs in, and he clotheslines Taichi against the corner! Takagi keeps moving, but Taichi falls over! Takagi has to stop, and he takes a moment to catch his breath. Fans rally up for Taichi but Takagi decides to do some buckle pad checking. The Young Lions untie it for him! Takagi kicks Taichi around. Takagi eggs Taichi on, he stands Taichi up, and Taichi CHOPS! Takagi shakes his head so Taichi CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Takagi fires off boxing elbows!

Takagi winds up to ROCK Taichi!! Taichi sets up, YOKOZUNA ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!!! Takagi survives that shot and Taichi is stunned! Taichi roars and fans fire up with him! Taichi reels Takagi in but Takagi fights the bomb lift! Taichi and Takagi fight for control, but then Taichi fires off Kawada Kicks! Taichi stands Takagi up for even more Kawada Kicks! He KICKS Takagi in the head, but Takagi ENZIGURIS! Fans fire up, Takagi runs in, but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Taichi BLINDSIDE AX BOMBERS, then DANGEROUS HIGH KICKS!! Fans are thunderous as Taichi drags Takagi up!

Taichi Alabama Lifts, but Takagi fights his way back down! He tucks Taichi’s arms, but Taichi fights the driver! Taichi back drops Takagi away, but Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! YUKON- TENSHO JUJIHOU!! Taichi brings Takagi in, for the LAST RIDE!! High stack cover, THREE!! And now, the standing count begins! The count reaches 5 of 10 but neither man is up! Takagi stirs at 7, drags his way over to ropes at 8, and drags himself up to stand at 9.9!! But Taichi runs in to Alabama Lift! BLACK- NO, Takagi slips off to backslide! TWO, but Takagi hits a SLIDING FOREARM!! Both men are down again and fans fire up. Takagi drags himself to a corner as fans rally back up.

Takagi headbutts the blue buckle pad and then shouts, “OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along, Takagi staggers over to Taichi and drags him up. Pump handle, torture rack, but Taichi fights free! Choke grip, and Taichi shoves Takagi into the bare buckles! Then he SLAM DUCKS Takagi on them!! Takagi sputters, Taichi climbs the corner! Taichi stands Takagi up again, brings him up to the top to join him, and choke grips! But Takagi fights the lift! Fans are thunderous, Takagi throws down chops! Taichi HEAD CHOPS Takagi, but Takagi throws back elbows! Takagi throws HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! Takagi shifts position but Taichi throws elbows!

Takagi still fireman’s carries Taichi and tucks the arm!! STAY DREAM!!! But Takagi can’t make the cover from that crash landing!! Fans rally, Takagi crawls his way over but Taichi rolls to his stomach. Takagi drags Taichi up, but Taichi Alabama Lifts! BLACK MEPHISTO!! DOUBLE COVER!? DOUBLE THREE!!! Now the standing count is on both men!! Fans are thunderous and everyone ringside is cheering them on! Taichi and Takagi both grab at the ref, and they end up bringing him down! They use each other to stand! Takagi says he’s not done! He gives short headbutts, then a POINT-BLANK BOMBER!

Taichi paces around and he SHORT-ARM BOMBERS! Fans fire up, Takagi BOMBERS! Taichi staggers, and BOMBERS! Both men are still standing, so Takagi BOMBERS! Taichi shakes his head and BOMBERS! Takagi wobbles and wavers, but he BOMBERS! Taichi grits his teeth, and he BOMBERS again! Takagi staggers back against the ropes! Takagi comes back to BOMBER!! Taichi wobbles, Takagi stands him up to BOMBER! And BOMBER! Taichi staggers away to ropes, but he scowls as he comes back. Taichi KICKS Takagi in the chest! Takagi BOMBERS! Fans fire up more and more as Taichi comes back again!

Takagi eggs Taichi on so Taichi KICKS! Takagi staggers to ropes, but he comes back again. Fans are thunderous for Taichi but Takagi BOMBERS! Taichi roars to stay standing, and he KICKS Takagi down!! Taichi sits Takagi up again, to KICK! But Takagi just glares at him defiantly! Takagi blocks a kick, JABS, HEADBUTTS, and PUMP- NO! Taichi clinches!! They fight for control, and Taichi throws Takagi! Takagi runs back in, but Taichi dodges to DROPKICK!! Off comes the armband, DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Bridging cover, THRE!! Takagi is down and the standing count begins! Takagi’s down past 5 of 10! Hiromu shouts but we’re at 8! Takagi staggers up at 9.999!!!

Taichi DECKS Takagi with the Yokozuna Elbow!! Taichi roars and vows to end this! Taichi drags Takagi up, Alabama Lifts, but Takagi fights again! Tuck and lift, TAKAGI TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Taichi survives but Takagi is too tired to be upset! The fans are still thunderous and they rally back up. Taichi and Takagi stir as Douki and Hiromu coach them up. They each go to corners, Takagi runs in, but into a kick! ENZIGURI! Takagi wobbles around, Taichi hurries back to his feet! Taichi GAMAN- LARIAT! Takagi blocks the kick with a clothesline! Takagi runs, into a ROUNDHOUSE!! Taichi runs, but is sent into bare buckles!

BLINDSIDE PUMPING BOMBER! Takagi runs for a HUGE PUMPING BOMBER!!! Fans are electric as Takagi drags Taichi back up! Pump handle, torture rack, LAST OF THE DRAGONS!!! Cover, THREE!!! And once again, Taichi is under the standing count! The fans are thunderous as they implore Taichi to stand! The count is 6, Taichi flounders to ropes at 8, drags himself up but FALLS again!! TAKAGI WINS!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi (THE Mr. KOPW 2022)

The Holy Emperor could not slay The Rampaging Dragon! And so, the year will end for the KOPW Division, with Shingo Takagi on top! He is presented with a much bigger trophy to commemorate finishing out 2022 as KOPW, and he even gets a holiday bonus from NJPW. Takagi takes the mic to say, “Taichi. Taichi… You’re as good as they come.” He thought he was done for quite a few times. Taichi probably didn’t like the rules, thought they were hard to follow, but how about the fans? The fans applaud, they really liked this match.

Takagi says that while he started 2022 in WrestleKingdom 16’s main event, this match, this win, somehow feels heavier than that win. Of course, he says that now because he doesn’t have a WK match this year. Takagi also admits that he was annoyed being “dragged” into the KOPW Division, by Taichi, but now that it’s done, thanks to KOPW, or rather, thanks to Taichi, it was a good year. Taichi made Takagi grow, so Takagi thanks Taichi for that. Fans applaud that sign of respect. Takagi continues to say that whether it’s a NJPW ring, in the Tokyo Dome, or here at Yoyogi Gymnasium, “as long as we have a hot match, that’s all that matters!” Fans cheer for that, too.

Takagi says that this was his first Yoyogi event, he won the main event, that means he gets the mic, and that’s satisfying. But he knows everyone wants to hear from Taichi. Fans applaud, and Takagi says that this is the last TAKATaichi, and the last few days of Suzuki-Gun. “I’ll leave it to you then.” Fans applaud more as Takagi drops the mic in front of Taichi. Taka returns to also take part in this. Taka says, “When we started these TAKATaichi events nine years ago, we could only get a couple hundred people into places like the Shinjuku FACE, Shinkiba, Chiba Blue Field. Humble beginnings. Just a couple guppies in the Junior Heavyweight Division.

“But check it out now, Taichi. Look at all these people showing up to watch our hot matches. We’ve done a lot, all in dramatic fashion. This is proof that we had the right idea behind TAKATaichi.” Fans applaud that. Taka then sits with Taichi as he continues. “Only me and Taichi could have done this. And now we’ve done it all. I lost today. So did Taichi. But I’m pretty damn happy with how all this turned out. I’ve only made it these past nine years because of you, Taichi. Thank you.” Fans applaud that heartfelt speech from Taka as he bows to Taichi. Fans cheer and rally for Taichi, and he finally pushes himself up off the mat.

Taka hands over the mic, and Taichi sits up against the ropes to speak. “Takagi… Takagi… For coming out here today, for dealing with me all year, thanks. I made no mistake in choosing you. Today, again, you didn’t hold back. Thank you very much.” Fans applaud the sign of respect back to the Dragon. Taichi does his best to stand up as he continues with, “In the end, I’m left with nothing. And Suzuki-Gun will be no more. Now there’s no one left to fight alongside. No one to give me a hand.” Taichi thanks Taka for his years of friendship, he truly appreciates it. Fans applaud that as Taichi sits back down again.

“It’s time for us to end this, Taka. For everything you’ve done for me, since way back then, thank you. You took care of me.” Fans applaud again, and then Taichi looks to Miho. “There is no need for you to stand next to such a pathetic man anymore. I can no longer bring you to stages like this one. Miho, you’ve been good to me for so long. Thank you.” Fans applaud but Miho cries bittersweet tears. Taichi looks to commentary to thank El Desperado, and he looks to ringside to thank Douki. And he also thanks Lance Archer, Zack Sabre Jr, and “Boss” Suzuki. Then he asks Taka to bail him out, he’s at a loss for words and isn’t sure what he’s saying.

Fans cheer while Taichi rests on the mat and Taka takes the mic again. Taka asks Douki and Desperado to join them in the ring. He also asks “Boss” Suzuki and Lance Archer to come back out. Fans applaud and Miho wipes her eyes before Suzuki-Gun is all together. Taichi then gets himself to stand back up, but Suzuki takes the mic first. “I could close this the Suzuki-Gun way, but this is TAKATaichi, so you close it.” Fans applaud this show of respect from the leader to his lieutenant. Taichi takes the mic, fans cheer him on and Miho manages to smile a bit.

Taichi says, “When Suzuki-Gun started, we were slandered. Labeled a bunch of morons up to no good. It only got worse, but Taka and I had the bright idea to start this thing. I never thought we’d have such a grand stage, with so many people watching. And we both lost today. That’s so us, isn’t it? A couple o’ bums to the end. But even so, we made it this far. We’re scum, idiots and low-lifes, right? So, where do we stand? We know Suzuki-Gun is on top, ichiban, but how about us? Niiban? <Number two?>”

Taichi asks the fans, “Where do we stand?!” Fans shout but it’s hard to say what. Taichi asks what number, and he says, “For today, WE’LL be number one!” Fans like the sound of that! Taichi says that everyone at TAKATaichi thank them all very much. “TAKATaichi… ICHIBAN!” And with that emotional farewell, the book closes on TAKATaichi events. Suzuki-Gun will go until the end of the year, will they go out as number one?


My Thoughts:

Really fun stuff from this event, even though I did skip a lot. From what I saw, Suzuki, Douki, Honma and Kasai went hard in that tag match. Like, they were all bloody by the end as if they were in AEW or something. The Million Yen Match’s rules were a little hard to keep track of, but I should’ve figured that no one would leave with more money than they came in with.

The Last Man Standing Lumberjack Match was an interesting combination of rules, but I think it worked out really well here. The fans loved Taichi but I figured Takagi would retain. It would be a bit of a letdown for Takagi to lose right at the end but also for Taichi to really only be Mr. KOPW 2022 for today. The New Japan Ranbo will start the cycle all over again at WrestleKingdom, who knows if either Takagi or Taichi get in on that, let alone win it. I would love to see that, though, given the great stipulations we’ve seen to make this a somewhat more serious division.

But of course, a very emotional ending from the hosts of these events. Them striking out on their own to do these for nine years, that in itself is pretty cool stuff. Not something you’d see WWE letting their people do, at least. Between this and the Road to Tokyo Dome show on the 23rd, this is the last time Suzuki-Gun will be together as a faction, and it’s a somewhat sad moment, even with them almost always playing the Heels. Taichi also saying Miho doesn’t have to be his valet anymore was probably the most surprising thing. I can’t imagine what comes from that move, other than maybe Miho telling Taichi that she doesn’t care about his wins or losses, just that they’re a duo.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/19/24)

Prepare for Backlash!

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Did you know that challenger in French is still “challenger?”

In a WrestleMania rematch, AJ Styles takes on LA Knight in a #1 contender’s match, to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at Backlash in France!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight; Styles wins and will challenge Cody Rhodes for the title at Backlash.
  • SmackDown/WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma; The Profits win and will challenge A-Town Down Under for the titles.
  • Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez; Santos wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi; Bayley wins, by disqualification, and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight!

After fighting their way through Triple Threats, the Phenomenal One and the Mega Star meet again, YEAH! It’s a WrestleMania Rematch, the winner moving on to Backlash, YEAH! Will AJ Styles avenge his loss at the biggest WrestleMania ever? Or will everyone from here to France know whose game it is?

The bell rings and the two step to each other. The fans in Pittsburgh “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” and Knight lets Styles know it. Styles snarls, they tie up, and they go around. Knight puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, but Knight lets off slowly. Styles kicks low! The fans boo but Styles headlocks. Knight pulls hair, throws body shots, then headlocks in return. Styles pushes Knight to ropes, powers up and out, then hurdles, drops and DROP- NO, Knight avoids the dropkick to BOOT, and LARIAT! Knight then TOSSES Styles out of the ring, storms out after him, and brings him to commentary. Knight SMACKS Styles off the desk! And again! And again!

The fans chant “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” with every SMACK, then Knight tops it off with one last SMACK! Knight drags Styles up and into the ring, storms in, but Styles KICKS Knight in the ropes! Styles reels Knight in, but Knight back drops Styles up and out! Styles flounders on the floor, Knight runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! Styles hits desk again and Steel City is loving “L! A! KNIGHT, YEAH!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Styles soaks up the heat as he taunts Knight. Styles brings Knight up, but Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight backs Styles down, whips, but Styles ducks ‘n dodges! Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Both men slowly sit up, crawl around, and then stand. Styles fires a shot, but Knight gives it back! The haymakers go back and forth, “YEAH! BOO! YEAH!” Styles staggers but he still ROCKS Knight! Knight ROCKS Styles again and again, but Styles throat chops! Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz, but Knight ducks the lariat!

Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, and DECKS Styles! Knight stomps a mudhole in at the corner, “YEAH!” Knight then runs corner to corner to KNEE Styles down! The fans fire up, Knight puts Styles up, and Knight ROCKS Styles. Knight climbs, but Styles ROCKS him back! Knight staggers away, but returns to spring right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Styles survives that crash but both men are down again. The fans rally as Knight rises, and he brings Styles around. Knight reels Styles in, suplexes, but Styles slips free! Styles goes to a corner, ELBOWS Knight away, then goes up to QUEBRADA DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight stays in this and Styles starts losing his cool. The fans rally for Knight but Styles looms over him. Styles brings Knight up and in, but Knight RAMS him into a corner! Knight then scoops Styles, but Styles slips free to roll up, TWO!! Knight escapes, swings, but Styles dodges to PELE! Knight ends up in a corner, Styles runs in, but Knight puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Knight, springboards, but Knight gets under! Styles comes back, into a scoop and POWERSLAM! Then JUMP ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with with Knight as he storms around. Styles rises, Knight winds up, B F- NO, Styles bails out!

The fans boo but Knight storms over. Knight drags Styles up but Styles HOTSHOTS him! And pokes him in the eyes! Then ROCKS him! And springboards, to PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Styles wins!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed WWE Championship)

Styles bent the rules, but a win is a win! He will get his shot at the American Nightmare in Lyon, France, will this year’s Backlash be phenomenal?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The car pulls up, Solo Sikoa steps out in a suit, and Paul Heyman is there to greet him. Nice threads, Solo. Tama Tonga walks over and Solo says meet the newest member of The Bloodline, Solo’s MFT. The Wise Man is stunned. But Solo cuts him off to ask if Kevin Owens is here. Heyman hesitates and Solo asks again, is Kevin here? If he is, he’s probably already in the locker room. Then take them to him. Heyman obeys and leads on. There have already been changes to the chain of command, is there about to be a change to the landscape of SmackDown, too?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

In a familiar scene to Monday Night Raw, there is a podium with something under a satin sheet. The SmackDown General Manager welcomes to Pittsburgh the Chief Content Officer, Paul “Triple H” Levesque! The fans fire up as The Game makes his way to the ring! HHH joins Aldis in the ring, gets a mic, looks around at the crowd as he revels in the cheers, then says, “On the heels of the biggest, most epic, history making, record breaking, epic, unbelievable WrestleMania of all time, we are here tonight, sold out, 15 thousand strong, Pittsburgh, PA! So let me say, welcome to SmackDown!” The fans cheer that!

HHH wants to take a moment to say that he thinks Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are both doing great jobs at leading their respective brands into the future. Thank you to both of them. And when we talk about the future, we have to talk about the history made coming into the future. So when history is made, HHH wants it to be represented here befitting of those that make it. So Aldis, if we could, let us bring the… champions out here. Aldis says without further ado, the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Grayson Waller. The fans boo as A-Town Down Under make their way, blue belts in hand.

Theory & Waller join Aldis and HHH in the ring, mics already in hand, and they soak up the heat from Steel City. Waller says this is huge. Monday, we saw the second place champions get new belts. And now A-Town Down Under will be presented new titles! Theory says speaking of truth, didn’t Truth think HHH was a magician? Well, who knows what magic trick HHH has to make these guys look better than they already do, but hey, give it a try. HHH says congratulations on becoming tag team champions, so he will show them what they will wear going forward. From now on, they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions.

Reveal! In the style of the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era belts, the solid gold shines. HHH offers a handshake, but Waller leaves him hanging to shake Theory’s hand! Aldis makes it clear to them. They ever pop off and disrespect HHH like that, here’s a real magic trick: A-Clown Down Under will disappear, permanently! The fans like the sound of that! Aldis snatches the blue belts away since they won’t need them, and speaking of disappearing, there’s a chance one of the following four teams will make their title reign disappear. That #1 contenders match starts right now! The fans fire up, but which team defies the odds to get some golden tickets to France?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi.

Kayla Braxton is with The Glow and says last week, she beat Tiffany Stratton to get this title opportunity tonight. Will the friendship with Bayley get in the way of this match? Naomi says no, of course not. Bayley’s her sister, and she needed help against Damage CTRL, so Naomi was more than happy to help. But in no way will friendship get in the way of this opportunity. It has been over two YEARS since Naomi’s last WWE singles championship match, and there is nothing that will get in the way of making the most of this moment. Now last week, Tiffy Time felt the glow, so that same energy keeps going tonight.

Naomi is also looking forward to next week’s WWE Draft, where she will walk in the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. Naomi is ready, but will she be able to best Bayley in Bayley’s first title defense?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma!

SmackDown returns as Legado makes their entrance, followed by Akam & Rezar with the Final Testament. Waller & Theory are on commentary, Waller admitting he wants any team but AOP, and Theory saying these teams are fortunate to have real superstars leading their division. In this form of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams are active, so the Big Strong Boi, Tyler Bate, starts against Montez Ford. They circle, tie up, and Ford headlocks. Bate powers up to pry at the hold but Ford clamps on tighter. Bate powers up and out, drops, but Ford leaps over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, Bate feints high to drop low!

Bate shows knuckle lock, Ford obliges, but Bate wrenches, baits and double pump handles to FLIP Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford gets up to sweep and cover, TWO! Bate steps over, La Magistrol, TWO! Ford gets up, dropkicks cancel out, and both men kip up! The fans fire up and the two reset. But then Humberto Carrillo sneaks a tag, before he DECKS Bate with a sucker punch! Ford dodges Humberto but Angel Garza holds the ropes open! Ford tumbles out,  Garza tags in, and Humberto sits Ford up. Garza runs in to KNEE Ford down! The fans boo, Garza drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Garza back suplexes, Ford lands out!

Ford tags Dawkins and he dodges Garza to FLYING ELBOW! Garza tags out to Akam, but then the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne, tags in off Dawkins! Rezar tags, Dunne runs up but Akam LARIATS him down! Rezar DECKS Dawkins, then the AOP start clearing the corners! But Ford goes up to leap, but into an URENAGE! The fans boo but the AOP roar and soak up the heat. Waller’s worst case scenario might end up reality, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and the fans rally as Ford endures a facelock. Ford fights up, pries at the hold, but Rezar shoves him to ELBOW him down! Rezar talks trash, Waller taunts the Steelers players sitting in the front row that they don’t really know what championships are, and then Rezar sucker punches Dawkins down! Rezar stands Ford up, Canadian Racks and bends him! Ford endures, the fans rally, but Rezar thrashes Ford around! Ford kicks and flails, he gets free, hot tag to Dunne! Bate sneaks a tag, Dunne GAMANGIRIS Akam and then NCR fire off on Rezar! The fans fire up, Humberto runs in, but Dunne dodges to SNAP GERMAN!

Bate & Dunne STOMP Humberto’s hands! Then BASEMENT DROPKICK! Garza runs up, but into the REBOUNDER GERMAN COMBO!! The fans fire up with NCR, but Rezar runs up! He grabs Dunne, but Bate says Bop up, BANG! Bate fireman’s carries Rezar?! But Rezar ELBOWS right free! Dunne GAMANGIRIS, Ford SUPERKICKS, and Dawkins ENZIGIRIS! Rezar wobbles, and everyone helps Bate gets Rezar up! BIG STRONG AIRPLANE SPINE! But then Legado CLOBBER Bate and Rezar! They BOOT Dunne, whip the Profits but the Profits reverse to TOSS Legado out! Ellering coaches Rezar while the Profits regroup.

Bate gets up, Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins brings Bate to the very top, but Dunne CLUBS Dawkins! NCR mug Dawkins but Ford joins in! They brawl, but AOP add on! Humberto finds Rezar to tag in, before the DOUBLE TOWER OF DOOM!! Bate’s the only one left up top, so Legado mug him! They double trophy lift Bate, to DOUBLE ROCKET LAUNCH him onto everyone!! Humberto then finds Bate, sunset flips and rewinds, Garza jumps, MISSILE DROPKICK DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome!” as all eight men are down around ringside, and Waller says this is gonna be easy pickings for A-Town Down Under now.

Dunne grabs Garza, Bate has Humberto, STEREO ANKLE LOCKS!! Grapevine for Garza! But Humberto BOOTS Bate onto Dunne! Legado is free, Ellering has AOP regroup, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Rezar CLUBS Dawkins down. Rezar soaks up heat, taunts the other teams, then CLUBS Dawkins again. Rezar brings Dawkins up again, but Dawkins fires off body shots! Rezar KNEES low, reels Dawkins in, talks more trash, and lifts Dawkins up, to POWERBOMB! But then Dunne runs up to ROCK Rezar! Akam gets in to scoop Dunne and SLAM him on Dawkins! Cover, TWO! Rezar looks to Ellering and he coaches AOP. Rezar HAMMERS Dawkins, Akam tags, and AOP get NCR up! The fans boo but NCR RANA free to send AOP into each other! Ford jumps in, as does Garza.

All the teams realize, they gotta do something about AOP. So they all mug AOP! The fans fire up as AOP tumble out, but now who strikes first? Dunne runs up but Garza SUPERKICKS him first! Bate waistlocks Garza and Ford winds up, but Garza ducks so the BACKHAND hits Bate! Garza SUPERKICKS Ford, but Dawkins DECKS Garza! Humberto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO!! Theory says if A-Town Down Under were in this match, he’d knock everyone out and Waller could just sneak in to cover. Humberto and Dawkins rise and go to corners. Humberto runs up, but Dawkins POUNCES him away!

Dawkins gets Humberto up, Ford returns and tags in! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Humberto and Ford climbs! The stars are out for the BLOCKBUSTER DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! Another save from the Bruiserweight and Ford is frustrated. Dunne drags Dawkins up to CHOP, but Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins whips Dunne out of the ring, but Dunne grabs the arm! And he pulls off the glove so he can SNAP fingers! The fans fire up, but Ford ENZIGIRIS Dunne down! Ford brings Humberto up, Humberto JAWBREAKERS! Bate tags in off Ford, BOOTS Garza, then runs up, but into a POP-UP! But Bate RANAS Humberto!!

Bate then DUMPS Garza out, goes to the apron, and Dunne lines up targets. Bate and Dunne climb, Ford runs in, NCR DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULT while Ford FLIES over the corner post!! Down goes Legado and AOP!! The fans are losing their minds as Bate hurries to get Humberto up. Bate puts Humberto in, reels him in, underhooks, but Humberto fights it! Humberto back drops but Bate lands on his feet! Humberto cradles, TWO! Humberto LARIATS Bate, tag to Garza! Legado gets Bate up, feed to the POP-UP KICK!! #FTY! Humberto then DIVES to take out Dunne! Garza goes up the ropes to LIONSAULT!!

But Ford flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! The fans are thunderous as everyone is down again! Bate flounders, Dawkins tags in! Dawkins whips Legado, Ford joins in, THE REVELATION!! Cover, PROFITS WIN!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Championships)

Waller & Theory are relieved it isn’t AOP, but they still look a bit annoyed that it is Ford & Dawkins. The Profits are Triple Crown Tag Team Champions from Raw to SmackDown to NXT, but will they soon add the WWE Tag Team Championships to make it a grand slam?

 

Backstage interview with Bayley.

Byron Saxton is with The Role Model, and brings up the emotional moment from Monday Night Raw where Rhea Ripley had to relinquish her title. But let us focus on Bayley’s title, as she defends it for the first time against Naomi. Where is her head at ahead of the main event? Bayley says after seeing Rhea vacate the Women’s World Championship on Raw, Bayley appreciates her reign more. She is focused, and she has realized she’s THE Women’s Champion in WWE right now, something she does not take for granted. Because we all know that with the WWE Draft, things are bound to change.

And as excited as Bayley is to face her friend, Naomi, one thing that won’t change is her as THE WWE Women’s Champion. Bayley is just as confident at Naomi, so something’s gotta give! Will The Role Model #FeelTheGlow? Or will she still be shining with gold after tonight?

 

Paul Heyman talks with Solo Sikoa.

The Wise Man apologizes that they haven’t found Kevin Owens, but he has to be here somewhere. Just look at the time. They will find him, somewhere. Solo stops listening and heads to gorilla. Heyman follows after, but Solo gives him a look. Heyman says he isn’t trying to upset Solo. Please believe him. The last person on this planet Heyman wants to piss off is Solo. But respectfully, Solo is making decisions that are not his to make, yet. One day, these will all be Solo’s decisions. But not now, not here! These are decisions that can only be made by one man. Solo asks Heyman if he’s done talking. Heyman asks if MFT is coming with Solo.

Solo just gives a thumbs up, with that taped thumb. The music hits and Solo makes his entrance, Heyman still following all the way into the ring. What does the Enforcer have planned? We’ll find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Heyman has the mic to give his usual introduction. And he doesn’t know if there is a list of the most brilliant backstage maneuvering politicians int he history of the WWE, but if there were, Heyman would have to think that he personally is in the top… Well, permit Heyman, with Solo’s permission, to explain what’s going on right now within The Bloodline, “the premier act in the history of WWE.” The fans chant, “We Want Roman!” but Solo shrugs that off. Heyman assures us that as The Wise Man for… Heyman gets emotional, so Solo just snatches the mic! The fans boo but Solo paces.

Solo tries to talk but the fans boo. Solo says last week, he had to lose a brother! He had to! It was in order for him to find a new one! His MFT, Tama Tonga! And with that, a bloodied Kevin Owens is tossed out, by the Good Bad Guy! Tama shoves Kevin down the ramp, stalks behind him, and referees rush out to stop him from doing anything further! Kevin can’t even sit up, but Tama steps over him to go to the ring. The fans boo as Tama joins Solo in the ring while the refs help Kevin to his feet and to the back. Tama raises his finger to the sky, because he acknowledges Solo! Heyman has no choice but to go along, but wait! Kevin is heading back down the ramp!?

The fans fire up as Kevin shows his grit and defiance! He drags Tama out to fire off hands!! The fans cheer but then Solo whips Kevin into steel steps! Solo drags Kevin back up, puts him in the ring, but now security rushes in! Tama storms in after Kevin but Kevin TACKLES Tama! The security gets Kevin away from Tama, but Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Kevin down!! The fans boo but then Tama SPLASHES Kevin! Tama rains down fists on that bloody wound, then he DECKS guard after guard! Producers try but Tama is a madman! Tama shoves everyone away so he can slip out of the ring, to grab a chair!!

The fans boo as Tama storms back in, but now Aldis steps up! Aldis warns The Bloodline here, and Solo has Tama stand down. Solo takes the chair from Tama to show they’re done here. The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but the damage is done. Solo & Tama are a dangerous duo, will nothing and no one stop them from taking over SmackDown?

 

Heyman goes to the parking lot.

He’s in shock, but Aldis finds him and pulls him along. Was Heyman aware of this? Aldis shows Heyman the aftermath of one car T-boning another! And in case Heyman can’t guess, the struck car was Kevin’s. The attacking car was Tama’s! Heyman says this wasn’t authorized! No, Heyman, Aldis is speaking now. He gets this is a conflict within The Bloodline, but on his show, things are settle din the ring. Next week is the Draft, a lot of eyeballs on it, and a lot top brass are gonna be here. So Aldis will not tolerate this behavior. So make sure The Bloodline understands. Because, Heyman, if you don’t, the repercussions will be equally savage.

Aldis brings Heyman in close to tell him losing isn’t the only thing that has consequences. Will the Wise Man be able to rein in such an unruly force as Solo and Tama?

 

Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez!

The LWO still doesn’t believe Legado’s claims that they had nothing to do with Dragon Lee going down before WrestleMania, so they’re going to get to the bottom of this one themselves! Will Caribbean Cool make the Emperor of Lucha confess his crimes? Or will Santos prove he was right all along?

The bell rings and the two talk trash. Then they start throwing hands! Carlito backs Santos down but Santos gets around to whisper something in Carlito’s ear. Carlito ELBOWS Santos away, runs up and hits a THESZ PRESS! Carlito then bumps Santos off buckles, fires hands, then has him in another corner. Carlito whips corner to corner, runs up, but Santos BOOTS him! Santos runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Vega coaches Carlito to stay on Santos and he brings Santos up. Carlito ROCKS Santos, whips, but Santos KICKS him! Santos runs, but into a DROPKICK! Carlito kips up and the fans fire up!

Santos is on the outside, the ref won’t let Carlito go after him, but then Carlito WRECKS Santos with a dropkick! Carlito loads up to PLANCHA! Direct hit on Santos and Carlito hoists Vega up to celebrate! The fans cheer the LWO on as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Santos whips Carlito hard into buckles. Carlito falls over, Santos soaks up the heat, then Santos HEADBUTTS Carlito to a corner. Santos then CHOPS, gets space and runs in, to DOUBLE KNEE! Carlito slumps in the corner but Santos puts him up top! Santos GAMANGIRIS then climbs up! SUPER STEINER! Carlito flounders, Santos pushes him to a cover, TWO! Vega is relieved but Santos huffs and puffs. Santos rains down fists on Carlito, then clamps on a top wristlock. Carlito endures and Vega coaches him while the fans rally. Carlito rises, throws body shots, then LARIATS!

The fans rally as Carlito starts to rally with more clotheslines, and an ELBOW! Carlito kicks, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Santos wobbles, Carlito LARIATS again! Cover, TWO! Santos is tougher than that but Carlito says he’s going up! Carlito climbs, but then Lopez gets on the apron! Vega storms right over to YANK her down! The fans fire up as Vega goes up, and RANAS, only for Lopez to block! Lopez SWINGS Vega into barriers! Carlito ROCKS Santos, steps in, but the ref is reprimanding Lopez so he misses Santos KICK ropes to jam Carlito low! Santos reels Carlito in to POST him, then brings him back for the fireman’s carry! PHANTOM DRIVER!! Cover, Santos wins!

Winner: Santos Escobar, by pinfall

La Madrina helps The Emperor steal this victory, them taking down the Caribbean Cool and La Muneca! Whether or not Legado beat down Dragon Lee, will nothing stop them from conquering SmackDown?

 

VIP Skybox interview with Damage CTRL!

Kayla is with Iyo Sky, Dakota Kai, Kairi Sane & Asuka as they sit way up in the back. What made the former WWE Women’s Champion and crew want a special view of this main event? Dakota takes offense for Iyo with the use of “former” there. Is Kayla trying to disrespect them? Iyo will take that title back when they’re good and ready. But for now, they’re here to watch two people they can’t stand tear each other apart! Does Dakota need to remind everyone here that DMG CTRL is still the most dominant force in the WWE!? The fans boo but Dakota says the Kabuki Warriors are STILL the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, and that will not change-

WAID! Jade Cargill is here! She makes her entrance from the other skybox, with Bianca Belair alongside her! The strongEST duo argues with DMG CTRL, their own title intentions clear. But for now, it’s time for the main event! Who shines with gold here in the Steel City? We find out, after the break!

 

Cody Rhodes speaks.

The American Nightmare is in the UK as part of Raw’s tour, but he still took time to say, “What is the task? Run up the score, leave no doubt, right? Formerly, the task was ‘win the big belt, in the big place.’ We’ve done that. Now, it’s a whole new frontier for us, undiscovered country.” There’s an old expression: the title can make the man, or the man makes the title. Which will it be for Cody? He’s in London tonight, the O2, 16 THOUSAND, then it’s on to Belfast, Ireland. Cody is keeping his promise to bring this title all around the world. Back home, AJ Styles has emerged the #1 contender to this championship.

So then, it will be two Georgia boys duking it out in Lyon, France. The first time ever, at that. Styles has an unprecedented reputation in pro-wrestling. The modern day Excellence of Execution, if you will. Styles rarely misses. But the same goes for Cody. So Backlash in France, Cody looks forward to it. The contract signing is next week, even as the WWE Draft is going on! Will things be explosive when American Nightmare and Phenomenal One meet face to face?

 

WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi!

SmackDown returns and Bayley makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and either we shine or we glow!

The bell rings, the fans rally, and the two circle. The two tie up, go around, and Bayley headlocks. Naomi powers up but Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Naomi slips through, rolls Bayley up, ONE!! The fans rally as the two go again. Naomi waistlocks, Bayley headlocks to hit a takeover, and she makes it a cover, TWO! Naomi fights up to her feet, powers up but Bayley wrenches gain. Naomi waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, ONE! Both women get up, Naomi ducks the boot but Bayley arm-drags her around! Bayley has the cording hold, the fans rally up, and Naomi fights to her feet. Naomi whips Bayley away, but Bayley runs her over!

The fans cheer and Bayley tells DMG CTRL she’s watching them, too. Things speed up, Naomi does the splits to duck under, then she comes back to kick from below! She drags Bayley into a cradle, ONE!! Bayley hurries to step over, LA MAGISTROL! ONE!! Naomi and Bayley get up, Naomi trips Bayley to jackknife, ONE!! Ghost pin, TWO! Both women hurry up, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans rally while both women are down, evenly matched in this chess game so far. Both women rise, and Naomi SHOTGUNS first! Then she runs up, uses the ropes to slingshot and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Naomi is frustrated but keeps her focus.

Naomi drags Bayley up, Bayley shoves her away. Naomi dodges the lariat to hit REAR VIEW! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives but Naomi lets her know it was that close, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Bayley whips Naomi to a corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Bayley gets up, Naomi runs up, JAWBREAKER! Bayley ends up in a corner now, Naomi runs in, and she forearm SMASHES! Naomi then runs Bayley corner to corner for a BUCKLE BULLDOG! Naomi slips out to the apron while Bayley flounders, and Naomi climbs. The fans duel as Naomi CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Bayley is tougher than that but Naomi knows that. Naomi keeps her focus while DMG CTRL, Bianca & Jade all focus on them. Naomi ROCKS Bayley, tries the ropes again, but Bayley stops the bulldog to SMACK Naomi off buckles!

Bayley then reels Naomi in, SAIDO! High stack, TWO! Naomi is still in this and Bayley remembers Naomi’s tougher than that, too. Bayley drags Naomi into a drop zone, then goes up the corner! Bayley aims, to MACHO ELBOW onto knees! Bayley writhes, Naomi goes to the apron. Bayley stands, runs up, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Naomi slingshots, for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives and Naomi is stunned! Naomi refocuses, goes to the corner, and goes up to SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT onto knees! Bayley returns the favor and both women are down. Bayley shakes out the leg, stands and runs, to KNEE Naomi down!

Bayley hurries to put Naomi back in a drop zone, and then hobbles her way to a corner. Bayley climbs, to MACHO ELBOW!! Direct hit this time and Bayley covers, TWO!! Naomi survives and Bayley is frustrated. Bayley hobbles on the bad leg, leans on ropes while she catches her breath, and the fans duel even more. Bayley stalks Naomi, hooks her up, but Naomi PELES free! Naomi hurries to a corner, Bayley runs up, but Naomi goes up to sunset flip! TWO!! But into the BUTTERFLY LOCK!! Bayley endures, reaches out with her legs, but then she tucks to a cover, TWO!! Naomi gets up, both women throw forearms!

They both wobble, storm up, and Bayley eggs Naomi on. Naomi wants this, right? So hit her! Naomi fires a forearm, Bayley hits back! Naomi winds up to forearm, Bayley comes back with another! The fans fire up as the forearms go harder and faster! Bayley gets the edge, but Naomi SWATS one, to SCORPION KICK, and then JUMP KNEE! Bayley tumbles out of the ring, Naomi PLANCHAS! Direct hit and a hard one, both women are down on the floor! The ring count starts, Naomi stirs at 3 of 10. Naomi brings Bayley up, but BAYLEY2BELLY onto the desk!! The count is 7! Naomi flounders on the desk, but then TIFFANY ATTACKS BAYLEY!!!

Winner: Bayley, by disqualification (still WWE Women’s Champion)

Tiffany makes herself the center of attention as always as she ruins this main event! She dribbles Naomi off the desk, then RAMS Bayley into steel steps! Then she drags Naomi off the desk to POST her! Tiff storms back over to Bayley, puts her in the ring, then adds Naomi in, too. Tiff says sorry not sorry, but it’s Tiffy Time! Tiffy goes to the corner, for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Tiff flexes over both champion and challenger, having upset Bianca & Jade but having entertained DMG CTRL. But will Wrestling Barbie pay for pissing off the Role Model?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown that also acted as a WWE Draft go-home. Great match from Styles and Knight to open the night but also follow-up their WrestleMania match. Naturally, Styles wins because then he and Knight are 1-1 in 1v1 matches, and also natural Face VS Heel right there. Good promo from Cody Rhodes, that title match is going to be awesome. Awesome new looks for the WWE Tag Team Championships, though maybe too much gold. Nothing really pops when it’s all the same color, so they should’ve had silver on the WWE logo and the words, “Tag Team Champions,” but it’s still a great redesign.

We also got an awesome Fatal 4 Way tag match, with Theory & Waller decent on commentary. And pieces are falling into place for what I was thinking: Profits win the right to face Theory & Waller, we’ll surely get Lashley wanting the US Championship, we’ll get a good faction feud there as we approach those title matches. Also good continuation of the LWO VS Legado feud with Carlito VS Santos, and distractions of course helped Santos win. There’s gotta come a point where Carlito reveals it was him, Dragon Lee, it was him all along! Now, that would make like the third turn since the start of this rivalry (Santos to Heel, Andrade to Face and Carlito to Heel) but hey, the drama is heightened each time, and maybe Dragon Lee will actually get a win in this feud.

Great stuff in Bayley VS Naomi, as well as all the promos. DMG CTRL watching from the skybox, same as Bianca & Jade, was good stuff. The tag title match is definitely coming for Backlash, that will be great stuff. But I should’ve figured Tiffany would “ruin” the main event so that there won’t really be a choice between Bayley and Naomi. The Draft is coming, hopefully they think to keep all three on the same brand, and probably here on SmackDown, so that those three can have it out. I don’t know the chances of a Triple Threat for Backlash but it still feels possible. Though  at the same time, I don’t think they’d take the title off Bayley after only a month, so she’d probably use Tiffany against Naomi to retain.

And what wild stuff with this new, more vicious Bloodline. Solo is in a suit because he certainly thinks he is Tribal Chief already, given Roman Reigns did give him the nod as “Tribal Heir” a few months ago. And while Tama is the MFT, which everyone is already wondering what that even means, it’s clear he’s also the right hand man and a loose cannon at that. Without the Draft, it’d be pretty wild for Jimmy to come back and help Kevin against this new Bloodline. With the Draft, we could get Jey back on the same brand as his family and then he and Jimmy stand against Solo and Tama. But either way, it’ll be a wild ride in this new chapter and I’m all for it.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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