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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/10/23)

Orange Cassidy is on a Rampage!

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El Paso’s ready for, uh, whatever.

After a golden Dynamite, Rampage has the AEW All-Atlantic Championship on the line! Will Orange Cassidy be Freshly Squeezed after facing Lee Moriarty?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Blackpool Combat Club VS The Superbad Squad; Blackpool Combat Club wins.
  • Ruby Soho VS Marina Shafir; Soho wins.
  • “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS Ryan Nemeth; Jungle Boy wins.
  • AEW All-Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy w/ Danhausen VS Lee Moriarty w/ Stokely Hathaway; Cassidy wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Blackpool Combat Club VS The Superbad Squad!

Bad arm or not, Bryan Danielson has his AEW World Championship Ironman Match for Revolution. Now Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta look to get going towards gold of their own. Will the Maniac, Swiss Superman & Decoder be aiming for The Elite? Or will Kip Sabian lead The Butcher & The Blade on their own mission to take down Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks?

The teams sort out, Kip starts against Yuta and the fans are already fired up for “A E DUB!” Yuta and Kip circle, tie up, and fans rally behind Yuta. Kip powers Yuta to a corner, the ref counts, but Kip lets off. Kip fakes a chop, then pats Yuta on the shoulder. Yuta SLAPS Kip! Yuta headlocks, Kip powers out and things speed up. Yuta rolls under the hurdle, then waistlocks, only for Kip to standing switch. Yuta switches back, Kip switches again, repeat, but then Yuta catches Kip to an IRON OCTOPUS! Yuta digs his claw in, but Kip powers up. Yuta sunset flips it, TWO, and Kip kicks low! Kip headlocks, Yuta powers out and Claudio tags in.

Kip holds ropes, Yuta runs in but is sent out. Kip fakes Yuta out, turning plancha into Arabian Press to land on his feet in the ring. But Kip turns around into the trophy lift from Claudio! Claudio DROPS Kip, then drags him up! Kip gets away, tag to Butcher! Fans rally as Butcher eggs Claudio on. They circle, tie up, and Butcher headlocks. Claudio powers out but Butcher RAMS him! Claudio RAMS back! They RAM shoulders again! Fans fire up, both men roar, and Butcher ROCKS Claudio with a forearm! Claudio shakes out the stars to EuroUpper back! Claudio fires hands, bumps Butcher off buckles and tags in Moxley!

Fans fire up as Moxley stomps and kicks and KICKS and KICKS away on Butcher! Moxley turns Butcher, tags Yuta, and Yuta CHOPS Butcher! Yuta CHOPS again! Yuta whips corner to corner, Butcher reverses and Yuta comes back into a BIG back drop! Butcher then BODY CHECKS! Butcher paces around Yuta, brings him up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Kip, Kip stomps Yuta, then he brings Yuta out. Kip hooks a leg, but Yuta knees free of the suplex! Yuta swings but into a half nelson, fisherman, OSAKA STREET CUTTER! Yuta falls, Kip mocks Claudio, CANNONBALL! Tag to Blade and Blade tags Butcher.

Moxley coaches Yuta but Yuta is fed to a DOUBLE CHOP! The mercs stand Yuta up to DOUBLE POLISH HAMMER! Butcher CHOPS Yuta back down, then drags him up to CHOP again! Yuta goes to a corner, Butcher grinds Yuta’s face on the ropes! Tag to Blade, he and Butcher CLUB Yuta down. Blade stomps a mudhole into Yuta, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Blade lets off at 4, fans rally for Yuta but Kip CHOKES him! Kip keeps off, Blade ROCKS Yuta! Tag to Kip, he brings Yuta around to ROCK him again. Kip whips Yuta corner to corner but Yuta BOOTS back! Yuta goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK!

Fans fire up while both men are down! Hot tag to Moxley! Moxley fires off on Kip, CHOPS him, then ROCKS him, on repeat! The ref counts but Moxley climbs up to BITE Kip’s forehead! Moxley lets off while Penelope protests. Moxley whips, Kip BOOTS, but Kips wings into a SNAP SAIDO! Moxley stands Kip up, for another SNAP SAIDO! Moxley wants more but Kip standing switches., Moxley throws Kip down, KIMURA! Moxley rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Kip is a ragdoll, Moxley stands him up for the- NO, Kip blocks the boot to KNEE him back! Moxley goes to the corner, Kip runs in, but into a BOOT!

Moxley throws elbows on the mercs, ROCKS Kip, but Kip distracts so that the mercs can trip and POST Moxley between the legs! Claudio rushes over but the ref stops him, Blade CHOPS and Butcher snap suplexes Moxley to the floor! Butcher bumps Moxley off the apron, Kip PENALTY KICKS to then ARABIAN PRESS! Down goes Moxley and fans boo but Rampage goes picture in picture.

Kip drags Moxley up and puts him in to cover, TWO! Kip keeps on Moxley with a facelock and tags Blade. They mug Moxley, and Blade bumps Moxley off buckles. Blade CHOPS, snapmares, and PENALTY KICKS! He even fishhooks Moxley’s nose! The ref reprimands, Blade lets off, but he keeps between Mox and the BCC. Blade kicks Mox around, brings him up, and tags in Butcher. The mercs mug Moxley, Butcher ROCKS and CHOPS Moxley, then keeps between him and the BCC. Butcher drops knees, bumps Moxley off buckles, and whips him corner to corner hard! Tag to Kip, and Kip brings Moxley around to ROCK him!

Moxley goes to an open corner, Kip hoists him up top. Rampage returns to single picture and Kip climbs up after Moxley. Moxley resists the lift, throws body shots, and fans rally up. Kip goes to the apron, Moxley adjusts position, but Kip goes right back up! SUPER- POWERBOMB!! Moxley turns things around on Kip and fans fire up! Moxley reaches out, crawls for his corner, but Kip tags Butcher first! Butcher BLASTS the BCC, but turns around into a LARIAT! Moxley and Butcher crawl, fans fire up again, hot tags to Blade and Claudio! Claudio rallies on Blade, runs in to UPPERCUT, then whips corner to corner! Another UPPERCUT!

Claudio goes back the other way, but Penelope gets on the apron! She holds out the “phone” attached to her purse. Blade then ROCKS Claudio with a sucker punch! Blade CHOPS, whips, and CHOPS again! Blade shouts, “Who’s the man?” Claudio DROPKICKS Blade, so “I’M THE MAN!” Claudio whips, runs in and CHOPS! UPPERCUTS! Whip and UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! The ref counts, Claudio lets off, but jukes to UPPERCUT again and again! Short arm LARIAT! Fans are thunderous as Claudio stands over Blade, and he calls for the swing! Claudio trips Blade, but Kip jumps on for a SLEEPER!

Fans boo but Claudio stays up to spin Kip around! SWISS SWING!! Kip goes around for TEN, and Claudio TOSSES him! Blade rolls Claudio up! TWO, and he trips Blade into the step-through! SHARPSHOOTER!! Blade endures, Butcher storms in and BOOTS Claudio! But Claudio holds on! Butcher BOOTS again, and then runs to SLDING FOREARM! Moxley hits a CUTTER on Butcher! Kip SHOTGUN MISSILE DROPKICKS Mox! Claudio BOOTS Kip! Claudio tosses Kip out, Butcher runs in to fireman’s carry! POP-UP KICK! And a LARIAT! Cover, Yuta breaks it! Butcher tosses Yuta but Yuta rewinds to shoot around, GERMAN SUPLEX!

Blade drags Yuta up, throws him out harder, and goes after Claudio! Fireman’s carry, but Claudio fights free! Claudio knees low, fireman’s carries, and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, Kip breaks it! But Yuta drags him out to RAM him into railing! Claudio positions Blade, gives Yuta a lift, but Butcher storms up. Claudio DECKS Butcher, then TOSSES Yuta onto Butcher! Kip shoulders into Claudio, springboards, into the MOX CUTTER!! Blade runs in, Claudio pops him up for the UPPERCUT! Cover, BCC wins!

Winners: Blackpool Combat Club, by pinfall

Yuta, Claudio & Moxley stand tall, but will the ROH Pure Champion, ROH World Champion and former AEW World Champion find themselves fighting for the AEW World Trios Championships?

 

Darby Allin speaks.

“I’ve learned in this life to never hold anything too close, because one day, you’re gonna have to let it go. Samoa Joe, you got my word. I said if you beat me for that TNT Championship, I am not gonna fight for it again as long as you’re champion. But someone else has my word. Ortiz, you had my back a few weeks ago, and I’ll return the favor whenever you need it. As for what’s next for me and Sting, people wanna know.” Sting says they’re going out in a blaze of glory. Or rather, “WE’RE GONNA GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!” Just what will this entail for the Relentless Icons?

 

AEW gives us a sneak-peek of Renee Paquette’s interview with Adam Cole.

Cole says that he has to be as ready as humanly possible. “And looking at this roster, I have a couple ideas of who I’d love to step into the ring with.” Renee asks for a sneak-peek of that, but Cole says not yet. That’s his secret. Watch the rest this Wednesday on Dynamite!

 

Ricky Starks speaks.

“It’s comical at this point, ain’t it, Chris? The Almighty Chris Jericho, every single week, has to come out and sneak attack me. First it was the bat, now it’s the damn mask. What else is it, huh? All because I beat you! Well here’s the deal. It is not about me beating you again, it is about embarrassing you. It is about making sure that I take you down several notches. And I’m gonna start with JAS, I’m gonna start with Daniel Garcia. Next week, Garcia, me and you, one-on-one. I’ve been saying all along, I am Absolute for a reason. And you’re gonna find out the hard way.” Will Starks have his revenge on the Dragonslayer?

 

The Impractical Jokers are here!

Brian “Q” Quinn and James “Murr” Murray are here in El Paso, and they have Floyd the Baseball Bat. Q is fired up, and guess what? They got Jericho’s bat~! Fans are torn as Murr says it’s a much smaller bat than he thought. Look at how cute and little it is. What a tiny little bat. They start a “Small Bat!” chant but Jericho frowns on commentary. Q says, “Hey, babe.” Jericho says he might have a small bat, but he has big balls! Well, they’ll take his word on that. But c’mon, they’re just playing around. They brought it back. It was just a joke. Have your small bat back. Jericho says he can have that bat back whenever he wants. He could take it back, but his friends will take it instead.

The Jericho Appreciation Society storms out on stage! Garcia, Guevara, Parker, Menard and Hager all crowd the Jokers, take the bat, and then beat them down! Menard CHOKES Murr! And then they bring out a TABLE! Parker and Guevara set the table up while Menard chokes Murr more! Jericho gives Q hockey scrum punches! Hager puts Q on the table and CLUBS him in the stomach! Then they drag Murr up, to TRIPLE POWERBOMB him through Q and the table!! That was definitely not a joke, will the JAS do the same to Ricky Starks?

 

Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes.

Lexi Nair is with the Natural and says it has been a few weeks since Swerve Strickland insulted the Rhodes Family. How has this been affecting Dustin? Dustin says Swerve crossed a line. But he tells Swerve, “Listen, you can talk about me all you want. But when you mention my father’s name, or my brother’s name, or the Rhodes name in particular, you’ve crossed the line! Now here’s what’s gonna happen, Swerve. I have been doing this longer than you have been alive. For five decades, I have been through everything that you could ever possibly imagine. There is nothing you can do to me that I haven’t already been through.

“I’m not scared of you, I’m not scared of your two braindead ball sack goons. What is that on your chest? The three triangles? What does that stand for? Looks like Doritos to me, and I like Doritos, but I hate you. Listen up very, very carefully. You will NOT tarnish the Rhodes name. I am living proof, one of the last of my kind in this business. And you calling yourself a mogul, what is that? You an entertainment god? Well guess what, Swerve. God doesn’t like rejects, and neither do I. Swerve, I’m coming for your blood! Swerve, I’m coming for your soul! And I want ’em both, right now!”

But speaking of, the Mogul Affiliates step in. Dustin doesn’t sweat it, he brawls with both Parker Boudreaux and Trench! They’re big, though, and they get the advantage! They knee low, HEADBUTT Dustin, and then Trench takes the camera over so he can follow Parker as he RAMS Dustin into wood palettes! Swerve then walks in and stands over Dustin. “Next week, the Natural, Dustin Rhodes, Swerve. Happy Black History Month.” Swerve laughs and leaves Dustin behind, will Dustin even be able to make it to that match?

 

Ruby Soho VS Marina Shafir w/ Vickie Guerrero!

The Runaway has been fighting hard, going from the Street Fight alongside Willow Nightingale to the 1v1 match with Toni Storm. But now she has a Problem staring her down, can she solve it? Or will she end up the one with No Future?

The bell rings, fans rally for Ruby and she circles with Marina. They tie up, Marina powers Ruby to a corner, and gets right up in Ruby’s face. Ruby gets around to waistlock, fans duel between Ruby and Vickie as Marina pries free to wrench and trip Ruby. Vickie cheers Marina on while Marina stands over Ruby. Ruby SLAPS Marina, then RAMS her! Marina gets the arm again, wrenches and shifts to a headlock takeover. Ruby moves around, headscissors, and squeezes tight. Marina moves, pops free, turns Ruby over and pulls Ruby’s hair as she has the back mount. Marina shifts to a facelock, stands Ruby up, but Ruby wrenches out.

Ruby wristlocks, Marina powers through to wrench and uppercut the arm! And CLUB the arm! And uppercut it again! Marina hits an arm-drag, then storms up, but Ruby blocks a shot! Ruby CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Ruby CHOPS Marina to a corner, fires forearms and CHOPS over and over. Marina shoves Ruby away, Ruby comes back to RAM Marina in the corner! Ruby brings Marina around, throws knees, then whips. Marina reverses, but Ruby comes back to CLOBBER her! Fans fire up while Marina sits up and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Ruby KNEES Marina back down! Ruby stares Vickie down, Vickie gets on the apron to talk trash, but Ruby says enough with that. But Marina kicks away on Ruby’s legs! Marina pump handles to EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Ruby survives and Marina grows frustrated. Marina watches Ruby crawl, but Ruby kicks her from below. Ruby kicks Marina more, then hobbles up. Marina eggs Ruby on, so Ruby CHOPS her! Marina KICKS Ruby’s legs again and again, BOOTS her down, then waits for her to stand up in the corner. Marina fires off hard forearms high, low, and back again! Marina digs her knee in but the ref counts.

Marina lets off and backs up. Ruby gets up to roll Marina up, TWO! Marina KNEES Ruby low, has her in the corner, and throws even more knees! Marina then hits a SAYANAGI, and Vickie applauds as Marina high stack covers. TWO, and Marina is actually amused. Ruby goes to ropes, Marina digs her knee in at the rope, and pulls Ruby’s hair while talking trash. The ref reprimands and counts, but Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Marina reels Ruby in, only for Ruby to turn that around on Marina into a SHOULDER CAPTURE BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Marina survives but fans rally up as Ruby climbs the corner. Ruby reaches the top, but Marina moves before the double stomps! Marina runs in, Ruby dodges a knee and wrenches, but Marina blocks No Future! Marina goes for a Crab but Ruby SLAPS away! Ruby BOOTS Marina away, stands up, swings, but into chicken wings! READ HEADBUTT! But Ruby HEADBUTTS back! And again! And again! Marina boots but Ruby blocks to KNEE back! Fans fire up, Ruby stands Marina up, DESTINATION UNKNOWN! Cover, Ruby wins!

Winner: Ruby Soho, by pinfall

Another hard-fought win for the Runaway, but then Saraya and Toni Storm walk out. Saraya has the mic to say, “Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, baby…” Fans boo but Saraya tells them to shut up and show them some respect! Saraya congratulates Ruby on her win, and assures Ruby that they’re just here to have a “friendly chat.” But then BRITT BAKER attacks! She came outta the crowd, she’s brawling 2v1, until JAMIE HAYTER runs in! Refs rush out to stop this brawl but El Paso wants to “Let Them Fight!” Ruby just watches the brawl break down! Storm and Hayter scrap, Britt and Saraya are all over each other on the ramp! Hayter RAMS Storm into railing!

Tony Khan sends this breaking news through commentary! The Triple Threat we were meant to have is happening this Wednesday on Dynamite! Ruby Soho VS Toni Storm VS Britt Baker! Which way will the chaos in the AEW Women’s Division break?

 

Backstage interview with Mark Briscoe.

Lexi Nair is with Mark, who made his AEW debut a couple weeks ago against Jay Lethal. Next week on Dynamite, Mark has another match. How is he feeling? Oh he’s feeling good! He’s feeling reeeeal good! He’s been representing the baddest tag team in the history of the planet, #DemBoys, The Briscoes! And Wednesday night- Wait, Mark Sterling cuts Mark Briscoe off. Sterling says he’s a big fan of Briscoe’s, and as a lawyer, he is hoping to represent Briscoe. Sterling’s “kind of a big deal” around here. Sterling hands Briscoe his card, and Briscoe says, “Thank you but no thank you, my good sir. I will be flying solo on this excursion.

“That being said, this Wednesday-” Sterling cuts Briscoe off again, to say that he was perhaps speaking too fast. He’ll slow it down for Briscoe. “I thought, you might wanna make, money, in this business, for the first time, in your career. Or perhaps, you just wanna remain, a stupid chicken farmer.” Briscoe drops the card to grab Sterling with both hands! Sterling freaks out, but his clients, Tony Nese, Josh Woods & Ari Daivari all rush in to get him away from Briscoe. Woods gets right in Briscoe’s face, and Briscoe says, “Long time.” Woods tells Briscoe that this isn’t Sandy Fork. Watch who you put your hands on.

Sterling’s stable leaves, having issued an ultimatum. Will Mark Briscoe heed their warning? Or will he just unleash his Redneck Kung Fu on all of them?

 

“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS Ryan Nemeth!

El Paso may be a lot of desert but they’re loving that Jungle Life! Will Jack Perry prove he is more than ready to do things on his own? Or will the Hollywood Hunk show that it’s good to have Wingmen?

Nemeth is ready as JB slides into the ring, but JB dodges him at the bell! JB then SHOTGUNS Nemeth out, builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and fans fire up! JB drags Nemeth up, puts him in, and goes to a corner. Nemeth runs in but JB ROCKS Nemeth. JB climbs, Nemeth comes back, they brawl, and Nemeth ROCKS JB. Nemeth climbs up, JB throws haymakers and a HEADBUTT! Nemeth falls back, JB CROSSBODIES, but Nemeth rolls it and has tights! TWO, and JB stands up, into a SATELLITE DDT! Nemeth swivels the hips as he soaks up heats. JB stands, Nemeth runs in but only gets buckles! JB SUPERKICKS!

JB cravats, goes up, SLICED BREAD! Fans fire up and JB is feeling it. BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Cover, JB wins!

Winner: Jungle Boy, by pinfall

JB says he’s coming for singles gold, what title will he aim for first? But wait, Brian Cage steps out on stage to tell JB that they’re not finished! Will the Machine make sure Jungle Boy doesn’t get anywhere close to gold?

 

Ortiz speaks.

“Yo, Eddie. I messed up. I realize that now. I let my emotions get the best of me, and you responded by hitting me with a chair. But what you don’t realize is, you messed up. I’m not gonna let you be some type of martyr for the House of Black. I will always stand with you! But if the only way to get that through to you is by standing against you, then let’s do it.” Best friends torn apart by darkness, will Ortiz be able to bring Eddie back to the light?

 

Mark Henry welcomes us back to Rampage.

The World’s Strongest Man says that tonight, Orange Cassidy defends his All-Atlantic title against #TAIGASTYLE, Lee Moriarty.

Stokely Hathaway holds up his left arm in its cast and says, “We’ve had a lot of trouble lately. But that ends tonight!” Danhausen tells Stokely Hathaway and “Lee Mortuary” that they had the audacity to come into THEIR locker room, and challenge Cassidy for HIS “All-Atlantis Ocean” title! But Lee says #TAIGASTYLE is him unleashing his inner beast and claiming that All-Atlantic Championship. Henry says, “It’s TIME…! For the main event!”

 

Backstage interview with Hangman Page.

Renee is with The Cowboy and says, “It has been a long, battled, honestly brutal journey for you and Jon. You’ve both had injuries, you’ve pushed each other to the absolute limits, you’ve both had losses and you’ve both had wins. But now, you have lost two of the three matches.” Hangman is upset, and asks why it always has to be Renee who does these interviews. Does it make her happy to see him this pissed off? Did that last match make her happy with how it ended? Because it didn’t make him happy and he knows it didn’t make Moxley happy. Because Hangman “ate his ass alive” until the last two minutes, where Moxley got the “sneakiest pin I’ve ever seen in my life.”

And that’s how it ends between the two best in AEW? That’s the rubber match? Hangman swears to God that that is NOT the end of it. And when Renee sees Jon next, tell him that the next time Hangman sees him- Oh, well, here comes Kip & Penelope. Kip is chuckling as he says, “Ladies and gentlemen, it would appear that Hangman Adam Page has a snake in his boot over Jon Moxley. Why are you moaning? Did you see what he did to me out there? But I’m not out here moaning, am I, Hangman? I’m taking it like a man. But you, oh! Maybe you should grow up?” Hangman swipes at Kip and he hides behind Penelope!

Hangman says he’s done, he didn’t want to do this interview anyway, and he’s gonna go before he beats Kip’s ass. Kip says he could try. Kip chuckles, and says, “It’s a pleasure to see you, Renee.” The Cowboy wants after The Maniac, but will he have a Superbad time first?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Dynamite went off the air last Wednesday, La Faccion Ingobernable kept after the battered and bloody Bryan Danielson on MJF’s behalf, only for the Blackpool Combat Club to come to his rescue. So now, LFI’s Rush & Preston Vance will face the BCC’s Claudio & Moxley in a TEXAS TORNADO TAG! Will Dynamite in Laredo be anything but tranquilo?

 

And BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Next week, “Rampage: Slam Dunk” will be on at a special start time of 7 PM Eastern to make way for the 2023 NBA Rising Stars game! On top of that, Ricky Starks will get his rematch with Daniel Garcia, and Dustin Rhodes will have it out with Swerve Strickland! Make sure to plan ahead so you don’t miss any of the action!

 

AEW All-Atlantic Championship: Orange Cassidy w/ Danhausen VS Lee Moriarty w/ Stokely Hathaway!

The Freshly Squeezed fighting champion has kept this reign going through a sixteen-match winning streak! Will that streak continue until… whenever? Or will #TAIGASTYLE sink his teeth into some gold in El Paso?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Moriarty can make Cassidy get serious!

The bell rings and fans rally behind Cassidy. Cassidy and Moriarty approach, and Moriarty stops Cassidy from putting his hands in his pockets! Moriarty hammerlocks an arm, takes Cassidy’s sunglasses for his own, and grins. But Cassidy reaches back to try and take the glasses back. Moriarty slaps that hand away, and again, but Cassidy drops, rolls, kips up and hammerlocks back. Fans cheer the exchange, and Cassidy takes his glasses back! Fans cheer but Moriarty spins and waistlocks. Cassidy holds onto the glasses as Moriarty SLAMS him down! Moriarty thrashes Cassidy, the glasses fly off, and Moriarty brings Cassidy up for another SLAM!

Cassidy reaches for legs but Moriarty keeps him in the waistlock. Cassidy puts his hands up, slips them through the hold, and they’re in his pockets! Fans cheer as Moriarty is confused. Moriarty snapmares but Cassidy rolls through to stand up tall. Moriarty trips Cassidy, but Cassidy avoids the double stomps! And then again! And he “kicks” from below! And again! And again! Fans fire up but Moriarty rolls Cassidy to his feet. Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and SHOTGUNS Moriarty down! Then he kips up! Fans fire up and Cassidy stomps around. Cassidy runs corner to corner but is put on the apron!

Moriarty swings, Cassidy blocks, and Cassidy bumps Moriarty off buckles again and again! Fans count along, Cassidy goes to TEN! Moriarty flops back and Cassidy climbs. Moriarty stands, Cassidy leaps, but Moriarty gets under! And he PENALTY KICKS an arm! Fans boo but Moriarty wrenches the arm. Cassidy wrenches back, Moriarty wrenches again, repeat! Moriarty WRINGS Cassidy, and has the arms for a wristlock cover, TWO, but Moriarty bridges into a EURO CLUTCH! TWO!! Cassidy escapes but Moriarty mule kicks. Moriarty tells everyone to calm down, then he whips Cassidy to a corner. Cassidy goes up and out but Moriarty goes to the apron with him.

Moriarty waistlocks, Cassidy spins around to Alabama Lift! Moriarty fights, clinches Cassidy and hammerlocks an arm, ARM-TRAPPED STO to the apron!! Cassidy falls to the floor as he writhes, and Moriarty grins as Stokely puts Cassidy’s sunglasses on him. Moriarty grins and plays air guitar while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Danhausen walks over and asks what the heck is air guitar. Moriarty steps, puts the glasses aside, but Danhausen takes Cassidy’s sunglasses back. Moriarty wrenches Cassidy’s arm and brings him over, to SLAM the arm on the railing! Moriarty taunts fans, Stokely taunts Cassidy, but Cassidy chases Stokely off. Moriarty rushes up on Cassidy to EuroUpper him right down! Moriarty grins and jogs in place. Moriarty then refreshes the ring count to fetch Cassidy into the ring. Moriarty stalks Cassidy, tells the ref to relax, and he grabs one arm to hammerlock it. Moriarty grabs the other arm and bends it back!

Moriarty even bends fingers, twists the wrist, and BITES the hand! The ref reprimands, Moriarty stops biting, but turns things into an ARMBAR RECLINER! Cassidy endures, Moriarty makes it a cover, TWO!! Cassidy escapes and Stokely is annoyed, but Moriarty argues with the ref. Fans rally for Cassidy, he goes to a corner, and Moriarty puts the bad arm around ropes! The ref counts, as does Danhausen, and Moriarty lets off at 4. Moriarty kicks Cassidy, brings him around and snapmares to trap the arms. Cassidy endures, fights up, and arm-drags free! Moriarty returns, into a victory roll! TWO!!

Moriarty himself is surprised he escaped! Cassidy goes up a corner, Moriarty runs in but Cassidy BOOTS him! Cassidy goes up, but Moriarty ROCKS Cassidy! Moriarty climbs up after Cassidy, pulls on the bad arm, but the ref reprimands. Moriarty CLUBS Cassidy, Rampage returns to single picture, and Cassidy shoves him away! Cassidy adjusts, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cassidy keeps moving, ducks ‘n ‘dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Moriarty stops the DDT! Moriarty waistlocks, Cassidy elbows free, and Cassidy runs, but Moriarty follows! Into a scoop, MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Moriarty survives and fans fire up behind Cassidy!

Cassidy stands, throws off the armband, but he has to BOOT Moriarty first! Cassidy goes up, BOOTS Moriarty again, but Moriarty grabs the hands! Moriarty HEADBUTTS from below, then SUPER ARM-DRAGS!! Moriarty reels Cassidy in, suplexes, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, but again Moriarty blocks the DDT to suplex! But Cassidy slips around to a SLEEPER! Moriarty endures, pries at the bad arm, and then hits a BACKPACK ELBOW BREAKER! Roll and float over, but Cassidy resists the over-the-shoulder chicken wing! Fans rally, but Moriarty shifts to rain down elbows on the bad arm!

Fans rally, Cassidy gets the ROPEBREAK! Moriarty stomps away, Cassidy bails out, and the ref reprimands. But Stokely sneaks up and wants Cassidy to get up. Cassidy sits up, but Danhausen storms over! Fans fire up as Danhausen CURSES Stokely! And then DICK- NO! Stokely blocks Danhausen’s low blow with that cast, but that’s double-edged! Moriarty runs in to baseball slide but Cassidy dodges! Cassidy is in the ring, and DIVES out to DDT Moriarty to the floor!! Cassidy puts Moriarty back in the ring, climbs up top, and DEEP IMPACT!! Fans fire up as Cassidy kips up! Cassidy aims from a corner and Moriarty slowly rises.

Cassidy runs in, but Moriarty catches the bad arm, hammerlocks it, PEPSI TWIST! Moriarty roars, drags Cassidy up and in, but BEACH BREAK!! Cover, TWO!?! Cassidy almost had Moriarty but he isn’t done there! Fans are thunderous as Cassidy aims, runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!! But the bad arm hurts Cassidy! Cassidy crawls, but Moriarty snatches him into the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Cassidy endures, fights forward, but Moriarty kicks off the ropes to keep the hold! But Cassidy makes it a cradle, CASSIDY WINS!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW All-Atlantic Champion)

The fightingest champion in AEW is still a champion, and The Firm still has woes! But wait, here comes Team Triple J! Or at least, Satnam Singh. The One in a Billion is imposing all on his own, but here come Lethal & Jarrett from the crowd! Jarrett drags Danhausen back, and Lethal has the Golden Globe! He CLOBBERS Cassidy with it! And then Jarrett feeds Danhausen to another GLOBE SHOT from Lethal! Trent Beretta rushes out but gets caught by Satnam! Chuck Taylor makes it into the ring, but Lethal swings! Chuck dodges, but Jarrett chicken wings him! Lethal CLOBBERS Chuck in the chest! Then Satnam feeds Trent to a GLOBE SHOT!!

Fans boo as Satnam storms into the ring and drags Cassidy up. Jarrett has his guitar! But wait! THE ACCLAIMED are here! They’re still pissed from losing on Dynamite, and they aren’t about to let their previous archenemies do what they want! Team Triple J runs away, are we going to see a sequel between them and The Acclaimed?


My Thoughts:

A really good Rampage, especially when following up such a big Dynamite. Great opening Six Man from BCC and Superbad Squad, and I figured BCC would win. The only thing is, given Hangman had that promo later in the show and Kip crashing the interview, it just seems annoying that they didn’t just have Hangman call Moxley out right after the Six Man Tag. And honestly, that would’ve been better than the order of events we got. They trimmed down Mark Henry’s interview promo to give us Renee’s interview promo with Hangman, as good as it was, so it seemed really clunky, and just unfair to Mark Henry.

The main event was still awesome stuff, though. Moriarty is great, but he just has to be patient and hope Tony Khan gives him another title shot down the line. Team Triple J going after Cassidy and Danhausen made sense, as did them beating down Best Friends with the Golden Globe. The Acclaimed making the save was a bit of a surprise, but this makes me think we’re getting a 10 Man Tag, The Acclaimed & Best Friends VS Team Triple J & The Gunns. That would be a real fun way for all these stories to overlap, and it could even lead us to the rematch of Acclaimed VS Gunns for Revolution.

Good promo from Darby and Sting, and Sting talking about a “blaze of glory,” that seems rather odd. Maybe it’s meant to be a sign that they’re going for tag titles or bust. Good promo from Ortiz to put things on Eddie Kingston, and good promo and then brawl from Dustin Rhodes with Mogul Affiliates. That line about liking Doritos felt very old school wrestling with weird tangents from stream-of-consciousness talking. Dustin VS Swerve will be good stuff, and hopefully we see Brian Pillman Jr. & Brock Anderson back Dustin up to counteract Parker & Trench. And nice little preview of Adam Cole’s interview, though I’m not sure why it was needed. We’re all gonna watch Dynamite anyway, right?

Good stuff in that Impractical Jokers promo. I should’ve figured the Jericho Appreciation Society would beat Q and Murr down, so kudos for Q and Murr going through with that. Starks calling out Garcia and getting a match out of it is a natural next step, and I would love if the Jokers helped turn the tables on the JAS. Jungle Boy beating Nemeth quick was a little bit of a surprise, but I suppose JB has reached that level where he can start squashing the lower card. But Brian Cage calling him out was a nice surprise. They’re going to have an awesome rematch, and that’ll go a long way to helping Jungle Boy in the rankings to head for a singles title on the other side of Revolution.

And though not the main event, we got some really good stuff out of Ruby VS Marina and the wild brawl that broke out after. Ruby did a good job playing up being conflicted, and as they managed to slip in there via commentary, we’re getting the Triple Threat now. As I said back when it was first scheduled but was cancelled, they shouldn’t have even bothered until now to make a Triple Threat. This is the point in the story where that makes sense, because the side Ruby takes in that match will go a long way to how the full story goes. Personally, still hoping we get the first Blood & Guts match for the women’s division.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/17/24)

JEEEEEEON, MOXLEEEY!

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There is truly a Paradigm Shift in pro-wrestling today!

Returning triumphant from the Windy City Riot, Jon Moxley brings the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship to AEW Dynamite! But will someone from NJPW come after him?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart; Brody & Julia win.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia; Okada & The Bucks win.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Deonna wins.
  • Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; Shane wins.
  • Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli; Ospreay wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley heads to the ring!

Indianapolis, Indiana fires up as the NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Champion walks in from the back of the crowd! The Maniac shocked the world when he defeated Tetsuya Naito in Chicago and added NJPW’s top prize to his already incredible list of accolades. Moxley goes to the ring, gets the mic, and the fans chant for him as he says, “One of the first championships I ever won, y’know, Salvation Army Community Center at Fountain Square right here in Indianapolis.” The fans cheer that! Moxley continues by saying even back then 20 years ago, he was swimming up stream, never had help.

In fact, a lot of people tired to tell him what he can and can’t do, what he can and can’t accomplish. His words to those people now is the same as back then: kiss his ass and watch him! Watch as he climbs mountain after mountain after mountain. Because being great is not about what others say, it’s about what’s inside. Now, if you didn’t know, this is THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. The fans chant “You Deserve It!” and Moxley say this title is steeped in history, illustrious to the extreme, and he has been chasing it for five years. Five years of pain, heartache, wins and losses, pints of sweat and blood, thousands of miles across the ocean.

Five years ago, people said Moxley holding this title, and live on American TV, was impossible. But it wasn’t impossible. Not if they knew what was inside Moxley. That is what this is all about. When your back is against he wall, how deep can you dig? When you feel you have nothing left, choking on your own blood, how deep are you willing to dig and how far are you willing to go? Are you willing to dare to show the world how great you are? THAT is what AEW is about! The fans cheer that, too! Moxley says this brings him to his point: The Don Callis Family. The fans boo now, but Moxley continues.

There are very talented individuals in league with Don Callis. Don Callis is a creep. The fans cheer that! Moxley says he has no time for Callis, but he is feeding these guys lies and those guys are buying it. And then those guys put a hit out and tried to hurt Moxley’s friend and teammate, Bryan Danielson. Now, if you’re putting a target on Bryan’s back, you might as well put one on Moxley’s. You wanna get violent? You wanna be tough guys? Well, you’re welcome to come find Moxley, he’ll be here all night. But he suspects that maybe, he’s not their type. What he could do is run up on them with a tire iron. He could run them over in the parking lot.

But he gets the sense that that wont’ teach the DCF anything. So he’ll pick the biggest, baddest, meanest one of all of ’em, “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, and challenge Hobbs to a match one week from tonight in the main event of Dynamite in Jacksonville, Florida. Hobbs will accept, because in that match, Hobbs will find out just how out of his depths he is stepping to the IWGP World Champion. Because Moxley won’t make it quick or easy. He will drag Hobbs to the deepest waters that there are, and Hobbs will look around and see no shore. When he asks the ref for the rescue, Hobbs will know the difference between him and Moxley, and that Callis is feeding him lies.

Hobbs will know that he, like everyone else in this business, NO ONE can touch Moxley! There are a lot of great wrestlers in this world, but there is and only ever will be ONE Jon Moxley! The fans fire up for that, but will Hobbs survive the homecoming at Daily’s Place?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Last week, somebody attacked me in the dark because they were too afraid to face me in the light. But as the CEO, I always get right back up. And as the CEO, I can’t wait to pay back that b*tch that attacked me last week. Lights off, huh? That sounds a little too familiar, Julia Hart.” Mercedes didn’t think Julia was the kind to be a coward. Or maybe, it was someone who wants us to think it’s Julia? Maybe it’s someone who doesn’t wanna face Mercedes when she’s healthy. Either way, Mercedes puts the entire division on notice, and she will watch that Mixed Tag Match. But remember this: There’s a price to pay when you mess with Mone.

 

Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart!

Speaking of that Mixed Tag, Dynamite is about to get Rated R as the TNT Champion and the Babe with the Power are stepping to the King of Death and the TBS Champion! Will Copeland & Willow have the edge going into Dynasty? Or will even now, The House Always Win?

Wait! Willow is down and out! A medic checks her but she says she’s fine. Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway aren’t so sure, but there is Dynasty to think about. And then the lights go out in the arena! And when they come back up, surprise! Brody is in the ring and he CLOBBERS Edge! Julia laughs from the stage as Brody TOSSES Edge out. The fans hoot and bark as Brody whips Edge hard into the barriers! Brody CHOPS Edge, stalks him, then whips him into more barriers! Brody makes Edge take a seat, fires off forearms, then hoots as he gets space. The fans hoot along and Brody comes back, to CROSSBODY Edge against the LEDs!

Brody stands, the ref reprimands but this isn’t even a match yet! Did the House just take out their enemies in quick fashion? Edge crawls towards the ring, he isn’t gonna let the House have their way! Edge drags himself up to the apron and into the ring, and the fans fire up as the bell rings! Brody runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Edge falls over, Brody storms around, then Brody drags Edge up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Brody CHOS Edge, has him on ropes, and CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody steps back, and Julia gets a cheap shot in! Then she CHOKES Edge while the ref is still busy with Brody! Brody storms up on Edge, suplexes high and hard, then stalks up behind Edge. Brody drags Edge up, ROCKS him, and Edge ends up in a corner. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts again, but Brody lets off at 4. Edge sits down in the corner and Brody gives him scuffing, toying kicks. Brody lets off to stand Edge up, and CHOP him down! Brody CHOKES Edge on ropes again, but lets off as the ref counts.

Edge sputters, Brody drags him around, and Brody whips Edge hard into the corner! Edge falls, Brody storms up and stands on Edge’s face, but the ref counts. Brody steps back, Edge goes to the apron, but Julia is there to CHOKE him! The ref is none the wiser and Julia mocks the fans. Brody has Edge under ropes for the GUILLOTINE CATAPULT! Brody drags Edge back up, and CHOPS him to a corner. Brody CHOPS again, Dynamite returns to single picture, and Brody hoists Edge up top. Brody climbs up to rain down fists! Brody only goes to three before he hauls Edge up, but Edge fights the superplex!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody trade body shots. Edge then HEADBUTTS away on Brody, and BITES his forehead! Edge DECKS Brody off the corner, then adjusts. Brody stands, Edge FLYING LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Julia coaches Brody, he sits up to fire a forearm! Edge fires back, they go shot for shot, then Brody CHOPS! Edge CHOPS! They CHOP, throw forearms, and the fans fire up behind Edge! Edge kicks and IMP- NO, Brody throws him away! Edge dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Brody stays up so Edge runs up to clothesline in a corner! And again! And again!

Edge fires shots, runs side to side, then BOOTS Brody! The fans fire up as Brody leans on the ropes! Edge runs again, for another BOOT! Edge huffs and puffs and he brings Brody around, IMPALER! Cover, TWO! Brody is still in this and Julia coaches him up. Edge stays on Brody, but Brody TOSSES him to the corner! Edge BOOTS back, goes up, and FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! The fans fire up as Edge rises, and he has a wild look as he goes to the corner. Edge runs in, but Brody LARIATS him down! Julia is fired up, and Brody drags Edge to a corner. Brody storms around as he hoots, then he runs corner to corner to CANNONBALL but only gets buckles!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody are both down! Julia coaches Brody, the fans rally, and here comes Willow! Taped up as she is, Willow’s on the corner! Brody drags Edge up and in, but Edge reaches out! Willow tags in! She goes up and she CROSSBODIES Brody! Then she chases after Julia! Julia says no no no, but then Edge SPEARS Brody! Willow hoots now, the fans join in, and Willow gives Brody a CANNONBALL! Julia runs in with a chain! CHAIN PUNCH!! The fans boo as Julia says the House Always Wins! Edge LARIATS Brody out of the ring, but Julia clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Willow is OUT, The House of Black wins!

Winners: Brody King & Julia Hart, by submission

The Princess of the Black Throne made sure to have an ace up her sleeve to take this one from Willow! But wait! Here comes Mone! And she has a chair! Julia laughs as she slips away, taking her title with her. The House of Black won tonight, but will they establish their Dynasty?

As for Mone and Willow, well Mone still has the chair and is considering her options. Edge slides back in, so Mone stands down. Edge shakes Mone’s hand, long time no see. Mone still wants to go Double or Nothing, but will she be facing the Keeper of Secrets? Or will it be a long awaited rematch with the Babe with the Power?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Renee Paquette says we’re just four days away from Dynasty, a PPV where the AEW World Championship will be on the line 1v1, Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland. Renee says that in this situation, just Joe and Swerve, how does Joe see Swerve as an opponent? Well, first, Joe viewed Swerve as a worthy adversary. Someone who some day might be a great champion. But for now, he’s just a nuisance. Joe says Swerve is not someone who has overwhelming speed, strength, size, no. He’s just someone who keeps standing back up after getting knocked down. No matter how many times Joe puts Swerve in the dirt, Swerve just gets back up.

To Joe, that doesn’t seem like a prerequisite to becoming a champion, that’s a punching bag. Then Renee wants to run this back to last week on Dynamite. Joe is always calm, cool, collected and in the driver’s seat. But after last week, Swerve getting his shot in on Joe, then Swerve & Nana holding up the AEW World Championship, Joe’s reaction… Walk us through what that was. As expected, Joe was worried his property was in the hands of someone who will never possess it. That maybe this belt would need to be disinfected before it could be TV ready. You don’t know where Nana’s been!

As for Swerve, Joe will focus on his track record and what he represents. It seems that with every title Swerve has challenged for, he has come up short. Is that not right? Seems like Swerve’s a choke artist. Every championship, every opportunity, every time he tries, he comes just so close, then swerves off target. History will repeat itself at Dynasty, as at Dynasty, Joe will do what he always does, and that is destroy the opposition, cement his legacy as the greatest AEW World Champion of all time, and for Swerve, “my friend, unfortunately you are a choke artist. And come Dynasty, you won’t have to worry about it. I’ll be the one choking you out instead.”

The One True King of Wrestling has spoken, but will he still end up dethroned by The Realest?

 

AEW takes a closer look at The Young Bucks VS FTR Part 4.

But as the highlights of ladder matches and of All In London 2023 play, the Bucks themselves interrupt. This package sucks, who edited this together? Cut, cut! The video stops, and we cut to gorilla. Matthew Jackson “apologizes” to FTR, but tonight’s episode is already running short on time, so they gotta bump this from the show. But Matthew promises, the full package will go on social media. And Nicholas sure hopes FTR is watching, because they’re about to beat their friends’ asses in a really cool Six Man Tag. And yeah, it’s a tune-up for Dynasty! A ladder match for the tag titles? Are you kidding? The Bucks perfected that match!

And the Bucks will then become AEW’s first-ever THREE TIME World Tag Team Champions. But what about tonight, Rainmaker? Kazuchika Okada says, “Hey, Pac! You will not make it to Dynasty. You are a dead man!” Cue the music, time for the badass entrance using that elevator thing. But will the New Elite really be rolling into St. Louis with momentum? Or are they underestimating the Top Guys’ allies?

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia!

The trios sort out and The Rainmaker starts against The Bastard as a preview of their Continental Championship match. The fans rally behind Pac, but then The Bucks CLOBBER him, and Okada BLASTS Pac’s corner! The fans boo as The Elite stomps away on Pac, then the Bucks stand down. Okada tags Nick, he storms up but Pac SOBATS! KICKS! And SOBATS! Pac runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! The fans fire up and Pac tags Penta. They double whip, double hip toss, then they coordinate, STANDING MOONSAULT LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Penta runs up to KICK Nick in the leg! The fans rally with “CERO! MIEDO!” as Penta has Nick on ropes.

Penta whips, Nick reverses, and Matt gets a cheap shot! Penta GAMANGIRIS Matt, but Okada BOOTS Penta down! The fans boo as Nick distracted the ref the entire time. Nick stomps Penta, tags Matt, and Matt rains down fists! The fans boo, but Matt tags Nick back in. The Bucks double whip Penta to a corner, then Matt runs in, only for Penta to TOSS him out! Nick runs up, Penta makes him handstand on the corner, and Penta SUPERKICKS! Nick staggers, Penta tags Garcia! Garcia rallies on Nick, wrenches and clinches, HALF HATCH! The fans fire up as Garcia clotheslines in a corner! Garcia goes up, and he rains down fists!

The fans count all the way to nine, then Garcia winds up to DO HIS DANCE! Garcia lets off, runs up on Okada and BLASTS him! Garcia LARIATS Nick, whips him to ropes, but Nick reverses. Okada trips Garcia and drags him out! But Garcia ROCKS Okada first! Matt runs up, Garcia DECKS him! But Nick PENALTY KICKS from the apron! Nick BLASTS Pac off the apron, Matt YANKS Penta down, and The Elite attacks while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Matt drags Penta up to whip him into railing! Penta tumbles over into the front row! Nick sends Pac into railing, then soaks up the heat. Matt throws hands on Pac, and he mocks Garcia’s dance, too! Okada puts Garcia in the ring for Nick, Matt mocks the front row, and Nick rains down fists on Garcia! Nick goes all the way to nine, so also mock the dance! Nick lets off to tell everyone that’s a FINE! Nick stomps Garcia, kicks him around, then he tags Okada. Okada storms up to CLUB Garcia, then he drags Garcia around. Okada snapmares Garcia, runs and basement DROPKICKS! The bucks applaud while Okada stands over Garcia.

Okada tags Matt, Matt drags Garcia up and whips him into the corner. Matt runs up but into an ELBOW! Garcia storms up, but Matt scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Nick tags in, slingshot LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Garcia grits his teeth, he pie faces  Nick, but Nick drops a knee on Garcia’s back. Matt gets on a mic to talk to Taz, and to also say hi to Excalibur and Tony Schiavone. Nick CHOKES Garcia on ropes, lets off at 4, and he runs up to SHINING WIZARD! Matt keeps doing his own play by play as Nick bumps Garcia off buckles. Dynamite returns to single picture, Okada holds Garcia in place and Nick runs in, but Garcia BOOTS Nick!

Garcia elbows Okada away, CHOPS Nick, repeat! Matt is concerned on “commentary,” Nick runs back in but Garcia sends him into Okada! Matt says to get him, but Nick waistlocks Garcia. Garcia wrenches to SAIDO free! Matt asks for the tag, Nick tags him, and Matt still holds onto the mic as he stomps Garcia! Matt says it’s fine, he’s got this. Matt promises the ref he won’t hit Garcia with the mic. Matt instead talks trash, shouting, “You think you’re better than me, Garcia?! HUH!?” Matt then pie faces Garcia! Matt eggs on “the kid,” dares Garcia to show him the reason they hired him, and Garcia gets up to reel Matt in!

Matt freaks out, saying he’s sorry, they’re good! But Garcia still gives Matt the SAIDO! The fans fire up while Garcia crawls, hot tag to Pac! Pac RAMS into Matt, slingshots up and over then keeps moving to CLOBBER him! And CLOBBER him again! Pac whips, Matt reveres but Pac stops, sidesteps and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Nick runs in, but he also gets a SNAP GERMAN! The Bucks stagger up, Pac climbs a corner, DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The Bucks bail out, the fans fire up, and Pac goes up a corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes both Bucks and the fans are thunderous! Pac even dares Okada to get some! Okada says he’s not legal, he can’t!

Pac still taunts Okada, but then Matt CLOBBERS Pac from behind! Okada tags in, now he’s legal. Okada then BLASTS Penta, and Nick steps back in. Okada and Nick get Pac up, they double whip him to a corner, then Okada sends Nick in. Pac puts Nick on the apron, Matt’s on the other side, and Okada runs in, DOUBLE GIRI ELBOW COMBO! Okada then brings Pac up, Alabama Lifts, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Cover, Penta KICKS it apart! The fans fire up while Pac and Okada are both down! They stir, crawl, hot tag to Penta! CROSSBODY for Okada! Penta runs, SLINGBLADE for Nick! SLINGBLADE for Matt!

Penta catches Okada, tuck and pump handle, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, The Bucks break it! The fans boo but Nick rains fists down on Penta. The Bucks whip Penta to Okada, but Penta wheelbarrows and victory rolls, DOUBLE SATELLITE- NO, The Bucks back drop free! Garcia storms up, blocks Nick’s superkick to send it into Matt! Then Garcia reels Nick in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Matt superkick feints to DDT Garcia! Pac is up, he HOTSHOTS Matt, then slingshots to CUTTER! The fans are thunderous as Pac glares at Okada. Pac drags Penta to the corner, tags in, and “This is Awesome!” as we get that title match preview after all!

Okada fires a forearm, Pac gives it back, and they keep going back and forth! Pac gets the edge, then whips, but Okada reverses. Okada runs up, into a SUPERKICK! The fans are thunderous as Pac goes up the corner! But Matt trips Pac up! Pac crashes down to the mat, but the fans rally as Garcia rises! Pac crawls over, hot tag to Garcia! Garcia fires off forearms on Okada, then CHOPS! Garcia runs, into a DROPKICK! Okada drags Garcia up, scoops, but Garcia slips free to trip him! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Okada escapes, gets around, and sends Garcia into DOUBLE GAMANGIRI! Then gut wrench and TOMBSTONE!!

Penta runs up, but Okada dodges the slingblade! Okada scoops Penta to TOMBSTONE!! Nick & Matt get in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS into the RAINMAKER!! Cover, New Elite wins!

Winners: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

The Continental Champion smirks as he looms over the Dragonslayer, but The Bucks sit Garcia back up! E V P TRIGGER!! Garcia suffers for being friends with FTR, and then the Bucks bring out a ladder! Penta gets up but Matt DECKS him! Matt stomps Penta, stands on him, and Nick brings Garcia over. Scoop SLAM onto the ladder! Garcia writhes, but the Bucks still aren’t done! They open the ladder, stick Garcia inside, and then squeeze it shut on him! Okada & Matt hold Garcia down while Nick climbs up, but Pac returns! Pac runs the New Elite off with that bell hammer! The Bastard already had reason enough to go after them, but will he take out his rage on Okada?

As for The Bucks, they’ve got the momentum and the upper hand going into that Ladder match! Will they be the ones making history? Or will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood be the ones to establish their Dynasty?

 

Dynamite returns with Taz in the ring.

The Suplex Machine promised Chris Jericho to set up a meeting with Hook, so he’s here as moderator as Lionheart makes his entrance. Jericho joins Taz in the ring, followed by Hook. Taz has the mic while fans chant “HOOK! HOOK!” Taz says he’s just here to make sure things go nice and easy. There have been some issues between both Jericho and Hook. That said, Jericho has the floor. Jericho has the mic to say he’s known Taz for 30 years, and he appreciates Taz getting Hook to come out here. And to Hook, Jericho thanks him for coming out here. Jericho just wants to clear up some things.

The reason Jericho pulled Hook off the apron last week was not to mess with Shibata. Shibata ended up collateral damage. Jericho just wanted to get Hook’s attention and let him know it felt like Hook wasn’t listening to him as much as he should. The fans boo and Hook eats chips while Jericho says he is doing this all for Hook. Some say Jericho’s the greatest of all time at this. Others talk about the learning tree. Jericho says he IS the learning tree. The fans boo more but Jericho wants Hook to think about the people who listened to Jericho’s “perfect parables,” his pearls of wisdom. Every single one of them has gotten to that next level.

MJF, Orange Cassidy, Eddie Kingston, Daniel Garcia, Jon Moxley, Will Ospreay, and so many more! Everyone that has come into the “Jericho Vortex” has come out the other side a better performer, a better wrestler, and to be honest, a better person. That is what Jericho wants for Hook. He wants them to scale to the highest of heights together. They can reach the top of Wizard Mountain so they can both breathe in the rarified air of Jericho and reach the top! Jericho knows he can get Hook there. So what does Hook say? Is he ready to put the animosity aside so he can sit under the brilliant branches of the learning tree?

The fans are booing and saying no. What does Hook say? “No!” The fans cheer and Jericho looks disappointed. What does Hook mean, “no?” Hook says he doesn’t need Jericho’s help. Dude, c’mon. Don’t be stupid. Taz stops Jericho there, but Jericho tells Taz to stop. The fans boo but Jericho says he’s doing what Taz should’ve done 30 years ago and give this kid some proper guidance! Seriously! But this is what Jericho is talking about. He needs to get Hook away from all this dead weight that’s been holding him back his entire life. Taz says Jericho needs to calm down but Jericho says Taz needs to stop.

Jericho again tells Hook that he has had people his whole life telling him how good he is, how he’s a future world champion, including Taz, his father. But Jericho says Hook is not as good as he thinks he is! The fans boo more and Taz speaks up again, only for Jericho to SHOVE him! The fans boo even harder, and now Hook is mad! Hook drops the mic, he storms up to Jericho, and then he SHOVES Jericho into a corner! Hook tells Jericho that he crossed the line. You wanna see how good Hook is? He’ll go another round with him, anytime, anywhere! Now get outta his ring! Jericho says Hook doesn’t mean that, but Hook says it again, get outta his ring!

Hook lets Jericho go and the fans sing “Hey hey hey, Goodbye~!” Jericho slowly takes his leave, trying to smooth things over, but it’s too late for that. When and where will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil get his hooks into Lionheart?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland.

Renee now sits down with the #1 contender to the AEW World Championship. In just a matter of days, Swerve’s career could change. Swerve could become the NEW AEW World Champion at Dynasty. In order to do that, he has to beat Joe. We heard from Joe earlier, what is Swerve’s reaction to Joe calling him a “choke artist?” Swerve chuckles at that. He’ll ask back, does Renee agree with Joe that Swerve’s a choke artist? No, she does not. He doesn’t think so, either. Joe talked about Swerve stumbling, title opportunity after opportunity. He isn’t wrong about that. Swerve has stumbled out the gate, stumbling throughout his career.

But guess what? Swerve’s always fallen forward into success. Just in this past year alone, Swerve was put in a coffin, got back up. He got stapled, body thrown into barbed wire, and he got back up. Not but a couple weeks ago, a man punched him in the face with a chain, bloodied him, and Swerve is still here. Swerve always gets back up. That’s his military upbringing, his warrior ethos: never give up, never quit. So Joe, call Swerve whatever you want. Punching bag, choke artist, a parasite, but guess what? This Sunday at Dynasty, he’ll also be calling Swerve the NEW AEW World Champion. “Whose house?”

Renee asks what makes Swerve so confident about Sunday? Swerve thinks about it, and says with all due respect, it isn’t something he should be answering to Renee. He should be saying this to Samoa Joe. Swerve takes off the mic, takes off his jacket and his hat to get up in the camera. Swerve promises to tell Joe this to his face, in that ring, tonight! Swerve storms off, but will Joe bother to meet him out there?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!

While The Virtuosa won’t be part of the sequel title picture with the leading lady, she’ll gladly take out the understudy! Will Deonna make sure Mariah can’t help Timeless Toni against Thunder Rosa? Or will Mariah make her mentor proud?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Mariah shoves Deonna down. Mariah pulls on Deonna’s hair, they tie up again, and Mariah puts Deonna in the corner. Mariah ROCKS Deonna, whips corner to corner but Deonna reverses. Deonna runs in, blocks a boot, THROWS Mariah by that leg, then runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll through, but Mariah scrambles out of the ring! The fans fire up as Storm is there to check on her protege, but Deonna builds speed! Storm gets Mariah out of the way as Deonna baseball slides, and Mariah DECKS Deonna!

Mariah whips Deonna into barriers, Storm taunts the “loser,” then Mariah puts Deonna back in. Deonna swings, Mariah ducks and ROUNDHOUSES! Mariah rams a shoulder in, only to get caught! Deonna drags Mariah out for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Mariah goes to a corner, Storm coaches her, but Deonna runs up, Mariah goes up and over, ROCKS Deonna again, then puts Deonna up top. Mariah runs up to STRATUS- NO, Deonna shoves her away! So Mariah SHOVES Deonna to the floor! The fans cheer as Mariah poses, and Storm taunts Deonna again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref is busy with Mariah, and that lets Storm step on Deonna’s face! Mariah goes out to kick Deonna around, then CHOPS her against the apron. Mariah puts Deonna in, kicks her around, and then drags Deonna up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Deonna down! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps calm, Storm coaches her and Mariah CHOPS Deonna. Mariah puts Deonna in a corner, bumps her off buckles, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Mariah lets off, but Deonna dodges the chop to CHOP! And CHOP! Mariah knees low, snapmares, then she clamps on a chinlock. Deonna endures, even as Mariah thrashes her around.

Deonna fights up, but Mariah throws her by her hair! The ref reprimands, Mariah “apologizes,” then she kicks Deonna around. Mariah brings Deonna through the ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, then she stalks Deonna to a corner. Mariah fires forearms, stomps a mudhole in, then lets off again. Mariah digs her boot into Deonna, lets off as the ref counts, then whips her corner to corner hard! Mariah runs in, Deonna ELBOWS her back, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Deonna ELBOWS Mariah again, goes up the corner, but Mariah runs up! Deonna BOOTS Mariah, then hits a FLYING KNEE on Mariah’s arm!

Deonna runs up to LARIAT Mariah, then whips her to ropes. Mariah reverses but Deonna KICKS back! And LARIATS again! The fans fire up as Deonna covers, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Mariah up. Mariah ROCKS Deonna! Deonna ROCKS Mariah! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, then Deonna gets the edge! Deonna runs up, but Mariah ROCKS her at ropes! Mariah runs, but Deonna catches her to the BACK2BACKBREAKER, and right into a takedown! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Mariah scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna lets go at 4.

Deonna drags Mariah up, CHOPS her, and Mariah ends up in a corner. Deonna whips corner to corner, Mariah reveres but Deonna dodges to BOOT! Cover, TWO! Mariah survives but Deonna drags her right up. Deonna reels Mariah in, vows to end this, and lifts, but Mariah slips free of the bomb! HEADBUTT! Deonna flops into a corner, Mariah takes aim! Storm and the fans rally up, KISS THIS!! Mariah hits the hip attack, then TORNADO DDTS! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and shocks Mariah! Mariah drags Deonna up, Storm wants this to end. Mariah fireman’s carries, Deonna sunset flips! But Mariah sits on it! TWO!!

Deonna finishes the sunset flip, DEONNA WINS!!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by pinfall

But Storm attacks Deonna! She and Mariah beat down The Virtuosa, but here comes Thunder Rosa! She CLOBBERS Luther, then dodges Mariah to BOOT Storm! Then ROUNDHOUSE for Mariah! La Mera Mera shoves Mariah out, has the fans all fired up, and Deonna gets in Rosa’s face. They argue, shove, and then Mariah trips Deonna to drag her out! Mariah and Deonna brawl, Storm takes aim, to kick Rosa low! But Rosa wrenches back to DECK Storm! Rosa gets Storm into a CAMEL CLUTCH, and brings out lipstick! Rosa SMEARS it all over Storm’s crazy face! Rosa gets payback for Storm disrespecting the face paint!

Storm scrambles away, Luther doing his best to clean her up. The Storm and the Thunder are about to clash, which force of nature will reign over the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Bullet Club Gold.

Renee is now with the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, but she has to get the Gunns to stop tapping the mic. This is a very exciting time in AEW as Dynasty is just days away. BCG asked for this time, what is going on? Jay White says it is very exciting but Renee doesn’t seem that excited. This is supposed to be her favorite time of the week! She gets to talk with the who? Bang Bang Gang. Aw c’mon, say it with feeling! Yeah, like this! BANG BANG GANG! The Bang Bang Gang has been having a blast the last couple of months. They did some scissoring, learned new catchphrases, sold new merch, made new friends, got new fans, and the boys even hung out with their old man.

And now everyone can see just how much better off Austin & Colten are without Daddy Ass and with #StepdaddySwitch. And y’know what? They’ll fulfill their destiny at Dynasty! How did this all start? Surprise, surprise, it is all about the gold. They are the ROH Six Man Champs, and Acclaimed have what BCG wants! The Acclaimed are the AEW World Trios Champions! They’ll put it all on the line, #WinnersTakeAll! And then we will see that THE greatest three man unit today is the Bang Bang Gang! And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! Jay White & The Gunns want it all, but will they lose it all in St. Louis?

 

The Acclaimed respond.

Daddy Ass says, “Well. It seems that you three have finally grown a set and showed everybody what your true intensions are, and that’s to get a shot at the championships that we now hold. Well, Jay White, I’ve already beaten the life outta you. And as for those other two, hell, I’ve been beating the hell out of them since they were little kids. You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it.” Anthony Bowens says, “That’s right, Jay White. You wanna fight? This Sunday on Dynasty, you want us to put the AEW Trios titles on the line? Well guess what? We accept your challenge. So bring your little Ass Boys, bring your big golden bat, because guess what?

“The Scissor King has got a big golden bat of your own, and you can choke on it!” Max Caster says that’s right, “Twinkblade and the Ass Boys. You guys wanna make challenges? Well let us in on the fun, too. Just for old times, let’s run it back! Two on two, Acclaimed and the Ass Boys on Collision this week, and we’re gonna beat your ass, I’ve got no doubts about it! Because…” “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!” The stakes have been raised, who will establish their Dynasty in the Zero Hour?

 

Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Trent Beretta turns on Freshly Squeezed and now it’s all falling apart. And who better to kick someone when they’re down than Big Bad Shaney T. Boy? Will Shane rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will Cassidy fight like a man with nothing left to lose?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Cassidy. But then Ogogo and Moriarty close in. Shane tells his guys it’s fine, he’s got this. Ogogo and Moriarty stand down. Shane eggs Cassidy on about how he took out Shibata. Shane even says Cassidy can give the people what they want and put his hands in the pockets. Cassidy puts his hands up, and then in the pockets! The fans cheer, Cassidy dodges Shane and SHOTGUNS! Shane stays up, Cassidy kips up, then he dodges again! Another SHOTGUN, another kip up, and Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN again! Shane stays up in a corner, but Cassidy runs in. Shane swings, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Shane blocks!

Shane suplexes, Cassidy kicks and flails, but ends up on ropes. Shane hits LONDON TOWER! Cassidy flops out of the ring, Shane distracts the ref, and Moriarty stomps away on Cassidy! Moriarty THROWS Cassidy into barriers, then puts him in the ring. Moriarty acts innocent, and Shane puts Cassidy in the corner. Shane taunts Cassidy, puts his arms around ropes and hands in the pockets. Shane winds up to CHOP! Cassidy sputters as he drops to his knees. Cassidy flops out of the ring again, but the ref tells Moriarty & Ogogo to back off while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cassidy clutches his neck, slowly sits up, but Shane goes out after him. Shane winds up and hushes the fans, only to throw Cassidy into the ring. Shane won’t do what the fans want, and he drags Cassidy up into a corner. Shane wraps the arms around ropes again, tucks them back in the pockets, and then argues with the ref. Shane ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy flops against ropes, and Shane taunts him while stalking him. Shane puts Cassidy in a corner, talks trash and pie faces, but Cassidy fires haymakers! Cassidy fires off shot after shot, then winds up, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves and HEADBUTTS! Cassidy flops out of the ring again!

Moriarty mockingly cheers Cassidy on while Shane goes out to fetch him. Shane puts Cassidy on the apron, and CLUBS him! Shane then goes up to the apron, lines up the shot, APRON LEG DROP! Cassidy sputters as he flounders away, and Shane storms back in after him. Shane taunts Cassidy, and Cassidy “unleashes” body shots. Shane pie faces Cassidy, Cassidy fires more shots, then winds up. Shane encourages the fans to fire up, too, but then Cassidy SUPERKICKS! Shane wobbles, but he DECKS Cassidy! Shane stalks Cassidy to a corner, stands Cassidy up, and Dynamite returns to single picture.

Shane fires off hands, but Cassidy dodges the chop! Cassidy runs in, Shane puts him on the apron, but Cassidy ducks to ROCK Shane back! And bumps him off buckles! ROCK, BUMP, repeat! Cassidy dribbles Shane off the buckles over and over, then lets off as the ref counts. The fans fire up, Cassidy climbs up, but while Shane distracts the ref, Ogogo grabs a foot! Cassidy shakes Ogogo off but Moriarty gets the other foot! Cassidy kicks him away, too, but Shane choke grips! Shane has Cassidy with both hands, but Cassidy throws hands! Shane still holds Cassidy up so Cassidy fires off faster and faster shots!

Shane lets Cassidy go, Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but Shane blocks the DDT again! Shane suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Shane wobbles, Cassidy runs to DIVE onto Moriarty! Cassidy then DIVES onto Ogogo! Cassidy keeps moving, takes aim, ORANGE- NO, Shane dodges! But Cassidy dodges, only for the SOUTHPAW to hit! Cover, TWO! Cassidy survives, Shane huffs and puffs, and Shane drags Cassidy up. Shane vows to end this, and he tucks Cassidy in, only for Cassidy to fight free! Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift?! Shane’s too big! Shane KNEES Cassidy, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Off comes the elbow pad, Cassidy reloads, ORANGE- HAYMAKER from Shane!

Cassidy wobbles, Shane winds up again, but ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall

But then Moriarty clamps on a SLEEPER!! The fans boo as Ogogo storms in and unbuttons his sleeves. The fans boo as STP mugs Cassidy! Ogogo shows off the Olympic level left hand, and then Shane says this isn’t it! Get Cassidy up! Ogogo & Moriarty drag Cassidy to his feet, but here comes Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal! But then BLAM, someone hits Daniels with a chair! And BLAM, same for Sydal! IT’S TRENT!!! Trent CHUCKS the chair into Sydal’s face! The fans boo, and Trent is still wearing the shirt, “Trent & Orange Win The Big One.” Trent glares at Cassidy, STP is a bit confused, but the fans tell off #JustTrent.

STP get Cassidy up again, and Shane DECKS Cassidy!! The fans boo harder, but Cassidy is put in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Cassidy suffers as Trent leaves. Best Friends no more, but did Trent just watch the end of Orange Cassidy?

 

PROGRAMMING REMINDER for Saturday!

This Saturday, April 20th, the night before Dynasty, it is Collision AND Rampage back-to-back for THREE hours of All Elite Wrestling! Make sure your DVR is set accordingly so you don’t miss a minute of Dynasty Weekend!

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Just 24 hours before all their title matches on Dynasty, Okada & The Young Bucks are back in action against Pac & FTR! Will The New Elite win another trios match? Or will the #TopBastards have momentum going into St. Louis?

 

Roderick Strong speaks.

“Kyle, your comeback was sweet. I swear to you, I smiled and I cried because I was so happy to have you back. But there’s something that you didn’t realize.” Roddy is of course referring to how Kyle could do it on his own, so long as he didn’t get in Roddy’s way. Roddy finishes by saying, “When we step into the ring, I am going to break you, and I am going to end you forever!” Another friendship turned sour all because of pride and greed, but will the Savior of the Backbreaker be Kyle’s doom? Or will there be no End of Heartache when Kyle takes the International Championship away from The Undisputed Kingdom?

 

Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Don Callis Family tried to break the Blackpool Combat Club, and they just about did it to Bryan Danielson at the end of Collision last Saturday. Will the Swiss Superman exact some revenge on behalf of the American Dragon? Or will the Aerial Assassin simply sharpen his blade using Claudio’s body?

Dynamite returns as Claudio makes his entrance. Don Callis has magically appeared on commentary because “the golden goose,” “The King of the Bangers,” is here thanks to him. The bell rings and Claudio immediately UPPERCUTS Ospreay to the corner! Claudio drags Ospreay to a cover, TWO!! Claudio keeps the hot start going as he hauls Ospreay up, reels him in, and tucks the arms! RICOLA- NO, Ospreay slips free to ROCK Claudio, whip, but Claudio reverses. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAN- NO, Claudio blocks the rana to pop Ospreay around into a BACKBREAKER! Ospreay clutches his back while fans are torn.

The fans rally for Ospreay as hard as they can, but Claudio stands Ospreay up to ROCK him! Claudio storms up on Ospreay in the corner, throws a body shot, but Ospreay CHOPS in return! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS Ospreay down! The fans fire up, Claudio whips Ospreay to a corner, then runs up, into a BOOT! Ospreay goes up to FLYING RANA! Claudio tumbles away, gets up, but Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! The fans fire up, Ospreay aims but Claudio moves. No plancha and the fans boo, but Ospreay storms out after Claudio to CHOP him again! Ospreay ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio RAMS Ospreay into barriers!

The fans rally, Claudio RAMS Ospreay into railing! Claudio whips Ospreay at the LED, but Ospreay leaps over! Claudio runs up, but Ospreay ROCKS him first! Ospreay then goes up onto the barrier, to FLYING FOREARM! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up! Ospreay SMACKS Claudio off aprons, fires shots, then puts Claudio in the ring. Fans sing for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” as he goes up the apron. Ospreay springboards but Claudio trips him up! Fans boo but Claudio drags Ospreay in, runs side to side, and DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans boo as Claudio stands on Ospreay and stomps around.

The ref reprimands and counts, Claudio steps off at 4, but then DOUBLE STOMPS again! Claudio brings Ospreay up, scoops, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Claudio bends Ospreay back against his knee, but Ospreay endures. Ospreay gets his hands in, throws hands on Claudio and stands up. They trade forearms, the fans rally, and Claudio eggs Ospreay on. Ospreay ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay fires a flurry, but Claudio ROCKS him again! Claudio brings Ospreay around to ROCK him in the back! Claudio eggs Ospreay on, whips, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and again, DEJA VU RANA!

The fans fire up as Claudio bails out! Ospreay gets fans to join in “OI! OI! OI!” then he runs up to PLANCHA! But Claudio catches him! APRON BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes, Claudio soaks up the heat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Claudio stomps Ospreay around, drags him up, and then whips him hard into the LED barrier! Claudio leaves Ospreay behind to step into the ring, and he lets the ring count handle this. Ospreay rises, clutches his side and hobbles his way into the ring. Claudio is there to stomp away on him! Claudio drags Ospreay up, Ospreay fires a forearm! Claudio fires back, they throw forearms back and forth again, but then Ospreay snapmares and KICKS Claudio! Claudio gets right up to snapmare and run, to UPPERCUT Ospreay! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay stays tough and Claudio grows frustrated. Claudio then clamps on with a chinlock.

Ospreay endures, fights up, throws body shots, then puts Claudio in a corner. Ospreay whips corner to corner but Claudio reverses, and Ospreay hits buckles hard! Claudio does a little victory lap before he cheers himself on. Then he drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps a chinlock right back on, and the modified S grip lets him wrench Ospreay’s head. Dynamite returns to single picture as Ospreay endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Claudio knees low, runs, but into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, Claudio reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Callis says he told Ospreay in their strategy meeting that he needs “moves in bunches” to take down Claudio. The standing count starts, but both men stir. Claudio drags himself up with ropes, but Ospreay just kips up! “This is Awesome!” and Ospreay fires up! Ospreay runs in corner to corner, BOOT! Ospreay shoves Claudio down, goes to the apron, springboard and PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps calm while he brings Claudio back up. Ospreay underhooks, but Claudio blocks the lift! So Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio UPPERCUTS but Ospreay catches it!

Ospreay backslides, TWO! But then Ospreay steps through to SHARPSHOOTER! The fans fire up as Claudio endures his favorite hold! But as such, Claudio powers up, trips Ospreay, and now Claudio has the SHARPSHOOTER! Ospreay endures, the fans rally, but Claudio sits deep! Claudio reaches back, hooks an arm, and shifts to a CROSSFACE! The fans duel as Claudio rolls Ospreay from ropes! Ospreay rolls to a cover, TWO! Claudio BOOTS Ospreay, whips, but Ospreay handsprings again! Claudio gets under, ducks ‘n’ dodges, springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Ospreay is beside himself while both men are down, but the fans are thunderous! The fans want them to “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this match has a time limit! Ospreay rises, he brings Claudio in and underhooks again, but Claudio still resists! Ospreay fires more Kawada Kicks, but Claudio RAMS him into a corner! Claudio lets off slowly, and pokes Ospreay in the eyes! The fans boo but Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again from all sides! The ref reprimands but Claudio UPPERCUTS until Ospreay sits down! Claudio then reels Ospreay in, short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Claudio stays focused.

Claudio scuffs Ospreay, the fans rally, and Ospreay rises. Claudio scuffs Ospreay more, slaps him around, but Ospreay fires a forearm. Claudio forearms back! The forearms turn to UPPERCUTS as Claudio fires from all sides! An UPPERCUT knocks Ospreay down, but he kips up to PELE! The fans fire up while Claudio wobbles, comes back, but Ospreay slips through the lariat! Ospreay reels Claudio in, but Claudio slips out of the bomb to UPPERCUT! Tuck the arms, RICOLA- RANA!! Cover, TWO!!! Claudio escapes but the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Ospreay aims as Claudio rises, BUZZSAW and HEEL KICK!

Ospreay calls his shot, goes to the ropes and springboards, but Claudio catches him! Torture rack, BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and the fans fire up again! Claudio calls his shot now, and he sits Ospreay up. Claudio runs, runs, but Ospreay SPANISH FLIES!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives, but off comes the elbow pad! Ospreay aims, runs up, but into a POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!!! Callis came outta his seat but Ospreay is still in this! Claudio says it’s time, and the fans fire up! Claudio gets Ospreay’s legs, for the GIANT SWING! But Ospreay sits up!? And slips through to DDT!!

Ospreay goes up and up and LEAP OF FAITH!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives that sky twister, but Ospreay aims! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

The Aerial Assassin takes down the Swiss Superman in an instant classic! Even Callis says that’s incredible! But wait, Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher & Will Hobbs show up to mug Claudio! The fans boo, but Ospreay is rather surprised by this. Callis takes no responsibility for what his guys are doing, but Takeshita still drags Claudio to the ramp. This is like at the end of Collision! But unlike last time, here comes MOX! The fans fire up as the DCF regroups in the ring, only for Moxley to jump in from the crowd! Moxley fires hands on everyone, but that’s still a 3v1 fight! Hobbs and Fletcher mug Moxley, but he throws Kyle away to fire off with Hobbs!

Claudio is up, he DUMPS Takeshita into the stands! Moxley sends Hobbs running, and now the BCC regroups! Ospreay is still confused and upset and he storms off. Will the #BillyGOAT still get a fair fight with Bryan Danielson at Dynasty? Will Moxley humble Hobbs as part of AEW Homecoming? Well BREAKING NEWS for Collision tomorrow night! Bryan Danielson returns to action alongside Claudio Castagnoli to take on Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita, IN A BUNKHOUSE BRAWL! Will the American Dragon breathe fire and burn down the Don Callis Family all in one weekend?

 

Swerve heads to the ring!

Just as he promised, and with Nana by his side, The Realest is here. He has the music cut to say that this Sunday in St. Louis, the main event of Dynasty, it is Swerve challenging Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve gets in the ring and says he was asked earlier tonight, how does he believe he’s going to defeat Joe? That answer is simple: remember last week, when he knocked Joe on his ass and had him scurrying like a little b*tch? Joe had fear in his eyes! He was quivering! Swerve was standing there, the title above his head, and it looked mighty good on him.

Joe showed Swerve everything he needed to see. Joe was scared! The fact that Joe knows Swerve’s gonna beat him and win the title. Swerve’s just out here with the people of Indianapolis, he’s just waiting on Joe to come out here so he can say all this to Joe’s face, like a man. So Swerve’s here, Nana’s here, so Joe, bring your Sweet Tooth ass out here! Swerve waits, and here comes Joe! But security stands in the way! This is the man Swerve wants, and he says he just wants to talk, so he can knock Joe’s ass out again! The cluster of Joe and the security guards gets closer and closer, so Swerve goes up and up! Swerve SUPER STOMPS the whole thing apart!!

The fans lose their minds as Swerve stares Joe down! Swerve says he is taking this from Joe, and then the fists fly! Joe whips Swerve into steel steps! Joe puts Swerve in the ring, fetches his belt, and says Swerve’s taking nothing from him! Joe storms into the ring, smirks as Nana checks on Swerve, and then Joe mocks Nana’s dance. Nana turns around and says hold on now! Joe storms up on Nana, but Swerve gets up to BOOT Joe! Swerve aims, for a HOUSE CALL! Joe is down but Swerve goes up! The fans are thunderous, but Joe trips Swerve up! Nana panics as Joe tells Swerve that he is NOT that man!

Joe HEADBUTTS Swerve, tucks him in, and hits the MUSCLE BUSTER!! Joe looms over Swerve, picks up the title, and holds it up high. Will this be the scene at the end of Dynasty? Or will Swerve finally have his moment?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite as the go-home to Dynasty, great escalating of things between Blackpool Combat Club and Don Callis Family. Moxley has a really good opening promo, and he surprisingly calls out Hobbs. Ospreay has an awesome main event with Claudio, and of course Ospreay wins to have momentum going into Dynasty. And I do appreciate that he is against how the Don Callis Family is doing things. They didn’t need to beat up Claudio, he isn’t even part of Dynasty, and now that even backfired as there’s going to be a BIG tag match on Collision as one last go-home to Dynasty. Pretty sure Bryan & Claudio win that so Bryan has momentum, too, making Dynasty’s dream match much more unpredictable.

Good promo from Mercedes Mone, and I like that her hair was colored to match the new Dynamite colors. But also, good detail for her to think how I was thinking, the attack on her could’ve just been Willow making us think it was Julia. Really good Mixed Tag with how someone, apparently Julia, attacked Willow beforehand. It ended up mostly an Edge VS Brody match that way, but good heroic entrance by Willow. But of course the House cuts corners to win, and great save by Mone to run Julia off. This does tease Mone VS Julia but I’m very certain the go-home math says Willow wins the TBS Championship to make Double or Nothing the rematch from the NJPW Strong Women’s title tournament.

Also good stuff in the AEW Women’s World title story as Deonna VS Mariah was a great match. Good win for Deonna, but of course Storm attacks her and that brings out Rosa. Rosa stands tall here, so the math indicates Storm retains. But at the same time, there’s still potential for Storm and Mina Shirakawa to fight over Mariah as opposed to fighting over a title. Or maybe they’ll fight over both? After all, May is Double or Nothing, so it could be a bit of both. Or like, Storm retains the title, but Mina “wins” Mariah to her side, #RoseGold does stuff in AEW or even ROH, and Storm will be without one of her insurance policies.

Great stuff in the story of New Elite. I actually liked The Bucks interrupting the hype package because it started too FTR friendly, and we got a great Six Man Tag. Of course The New Elite beat Pac, Penta & Garcia, but I was kinda hoping FTR was going to make the save to better set up the Six Man Tag I honestly thought we were getting tonight. Pac & FTR VS Okada & Bucks has to go really wonky, though, that’s a lot of go-home math that affects many titles. Meanwhile, Jericho’s face to face with Hook went about as expected in that Jericho ruins it cuz of his ego. Him shoving Taz was the unexpected part but it got Hook mad, and so we’re definitely getting Hook VS Jericho for the FTW Championship at some point.

Good promo from Roddy to hype up his match with Kyle, maybe Kyle has a tune-up match during Collision or Rampage this Saturday so he has momentum going into the match. Great match from Cassidy VS Shane, and while Shane Taylor Promotions interfered a lot, Cassidy winning was of course happening. STP beating him down, and Trent stopping the save was some wild stuff, though. A little surprised no one’s interviewed Trent, or tried and then get shot down by Trent, but him still wearing the “win the big one” shirt kinda implies what broke him. The moment they didn’t win the big one, after all the losses leading up to this, Trent finally gave up on Best Friends.

I am very happy that Acclaimed VS Bang Bang Gang is going to be Winners Take All for the trios titles. Good promos from both sides, but I just hope the winners will bring their AEW and ROH titles to both Collision and ROH TV on Honor Club. We finally got Kyle Fletcher back on ROH TV, the other male champions of ROH need to show up. And uh, for that matter, if Wheeler Yuta is unable to compete at all with his injury, Tony Khan needs to figure out what to do with the ROH Pure Championship. But I think we all know what’s going down with the AEW World Championship. Great promos from both Joe and Swerve, then a great final confrontation to close the night. And per the math, Joe stands tall, meaning Swerve is taking that title at Dynasty.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Battle of the Belts Results & Report! (4/13/24)

Rumble, bad man, rumble!

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The tenth edition goes the X-tra mile!

Battle of the Belts returns, and to settle the score from Dynamite’s Six Man Tag, Hook puts up his FTW Championship against Shane Taylor!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor; Hook wins and retains the title.
  • AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero; Strong wins and denies Rocky a title match.
  • ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet; Athena wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW Collision bleeds over a bit.

Bryan Danielson is still down on the ramp after Konosuke Takeshita’s Brainbuster and the medics check him. The battle with Will Ospreay at Dynasty is still in the books, but what condition will Bryan be in?

 

Backstage interview with Hook and Katsuyori Shibata.

Lexi Nari is with the FTW Champion and The Wrestler, and notes we saw Hook make the save for Shibata during Collision against Shane Taylor Promotions. At the same time, Hook is about to face Shane Taylor himself with the FTW title on the line. Knowing what Shane’s capable of, what is Hook’s strategy going into that match? Shibata uses his voice-to-text translator say, “Pardon the interruption… Hook, I’ll have your back tonight.” Hook appreciates that, but even knowing what Shane’s capable of, Hook’s got his own way of handling this. Shibata says bet, and Hook gives him the fist bump.

FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor w/ Anthony Ogogo!

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil knows he’s up against a bad, bad man, but this is FTW Rules! Everyone who fights for this title is a bad, bad man, so will Hook prove he’s the baddest? Or will Shane #SendHook back to New York without his gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really the biggest badass in AEW!

The bell rings, the two circle, and they feel things out. Shane swings, Hook dodges to fire off fast hands and forearms! The fans fire up behind Hook but Shane shoves him away. Hook ducks the haymaker, waistlocks, but Shane fights with elbows. Shane swings again, but Hook gets under! Shane CLUBS the Camino down, then whips. Hook holds ropes, then DUMPS Shane out! Shane tumbles to the floor, Hook pursues, and Hook SMACKS Shane off railing! Hook SMACKS Shane off steel steps, then has Shane sit in a corner. Hook rains down fists, then lets off to revel in the cheers. Hook throws knees again and again, then CLUBS Shane again.

Shane staggers along railing, but Hook puts him in the ring. The fans cheer again, Hook storms in, but Shane JABS! JABS! And BODY SHOTS! Hook falls, sputters, and the ref has Shane stay back to check. That could’ve been a liver shot but Shane hauls Hook up. Shane CHOPS Hook in the career, and Hook sputters as he goes along ropes. Shane taunts Hook, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS again! Hook staggers to another corner, Shane taunts him, “I thought you were the man!” Shane BODY BLOWS again and Hook coughs. Hook fires hands in return, backs Shane down, then reels Shane in! Shane’s too big for the suplex, though!

Shane shoves Hook, and BODY BLOWS! Hook falls to the mat, but Shane drags him back up. Shane HEADBUTTS Hook, Hook is dazed, and Shane says he thought Hook was a killer. Shane says to bow down to the killer that’s badder! Shane CHOPS Hook, suplexes him, and hangs him out to dry! Hook sputters and falls, Shane soaks up heat, and Battle of the Belts goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Hook up, TOSSES him out, then goes out to bring Hook up. Shane whips Hook hard into steel steps! Hook writhes, Shane storms around, then Shane drags Hook up. Shane makes Hook take a seat in a corner, then runs up to KNEE Hook against railing! Hook falls over, but he’s somehow still conscious! Shane drags Hook up and hangs him out to dry on the railing! Hook sputters and falls to the floor, and Shane talks more trash. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the ring, and BOTB returns to single picture. Shane has Hook on the apron, for the APRON LEG DROP! Hook sputters more while Shane seethes.

Shane storms in, talks trash on the fans, then soaks up the heat. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the corner, and BODY SHOTS! BODY SHOT! HAYMAKER! Hook slumps down in the corner but the fans rally up. Shane waits on Hook, Hook says he’s still in this! Shane stands Hook up to BODY SHOT, BODY SHOT and BODY SHOT! Then Shane ROCKS Hook again, again, and AGAIN! Hook flops back down while Shane storms around. The ref checks with Hook, Shane says to call it already! Hook says no, he’s still in this! Shane drags Hook up, tells Hook to quit or he gets send home in a body bag!

The fans boo as Shane whips corner to corner, hard! Hook sputters, Shane runs in, but Hook dodges! Shane hits buckles, Hook hurries to waistlock! Shane fights the grip, then ROCKS Hook! Hook ROCKS Shane back! And ROCKS him again and again! The fans fire up as Hook fires more shots! Hook runs to LARAIT! Shane stays up, Hook LARIATS again! Hook runs, ducks the haymaker, and GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Shane staggers up in a daze, and Hook clinches to EXPLODER!! Hook covers, TWO!! Shane is still tougher than that and Hook is beside himself! Hook runs up in the corner, but into an URENAGE!

Shane drags Hook into the drop zone, goes up the corner, and he SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO?!? Hook survives and shocks Shane! Shane storms around, the fans rally up, and Shane drags Hook up. Shane slaps Hook around, then winds up, but Hook dodges! And dodges! REDRUM!! Shane is caught, he flails around, but then he fights up! Shane RAMS Hook into buckles, but Hook still holds on! Shane RAMS Hook in again, but Hook still has his hooks in! BACKPACK SENTON!! Shane is free, but then Hook springs up, REDRUM!! He even traps the arms!! Shane flails, reaches out, but he’s fading! Shane’s OUT, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission (still FTW Champion)

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil does it again! He takes damage and finds a way to win! But now, will he have that face to face meeting with Chris Jericho this Wednesday Night Dynamite?

 

Backstage interview with Rocky Romero.

Lexi is with Azucar as he is just moments away from his Title Eliminator match for the International Championship. However, Lexi wants to know if he knows what’s going on with Best Friends. Rocky says Chuck, Trent and Orange Cassidy are like brothers to him, and yet he has no idea what’s going on there. But right now, he can’t really worry about that, he has to focus on the match with Roderick Strong. When Rocky wins, he’ll be one step closer to fulfilling his destiny of becoming International Champion. Kyle O’Reilly pops in, wishes Rocky luck, and then heads back out. Will Azucar be able to get one over on the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will he just end up broken?

 

AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero!

While Azucar is confident, it was just last night on Rampage that Roddy took offense to him and Kyle O’Reilly even thinking there was a chance this match doesn’t go The Undisputed Kingdom’s way. Will Roddy prove them all wrong by crossing Rocky off the list? Or is this were The Kingdom starts to crumble?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are behind Rocky as he and Roddy tie up. Rocky waistlocks, Roddy wrenches to wristlock, but Rocky rolls, wrenches and wristlocks back. Roddy tries to pull hair but Rocky twists the wrist. Roddy pulls on Rocky’s ear to have the headlock and takeover. Rocky fights up, pops out the back, and then steps over. Rocky hooks an arm but Roddy fights off the takedown to hip toss and cover. ONE, but Roddy facelocks. Rocky fights up, pries at the hold, but Roddy holds on tight. Rocky still fights his way out of the hold, wristlocks and wrenches again, then YANKS the arm.

Roddy ROCKS Rocky then CHOPS him! Roddy whips, Rocky slides under then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky then wrenches Roddy and goes up a corner. Rocky FLYING KNEE DROPS right on the arm! The fans cheer the Latino Heat and Rocky goes back to the corner. Rocky CHOPS Roddy, Roddy CHOPS back! Rocky CHOPS, Roddy kicks low! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, ROCKS him, then reels Rocky in for a BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes but Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy and The Kingdom talk trash, Roddy swings but Rocky dodges! Rocky CHOPS and then stomps away on Roddy!

Rocky digs his boot in, lets off as the ref counts, then stands Roddy up. Rocky snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Roddy flounders, Rocky covers, ONE!! Rocky keeps one eye on The Kingdom, then he brings Roddy around. UPPERCUT and Roddy staggers. Roddy BOOTS, whips, but Rocky goes Spiderman! Rocky then dodges Roddy and sends him tumbling out! Rocky goes out to PENALTY KICK from the apron! Rocky leaps to DIVING STOMP! Roddy writhes, Rocky gives more Latino Heat, and BOTB goes picture in picture.

Rocky tells The Kingdom to back off, and so does the ref. Taven mocks Rocky’s Latino Heat, but Rocky puts Roddy in the ring. Rocky storms up on Roddy to KICK his leg! Roddy hobbles to a corner, Rocky CHOPS him and then follows him. Rocky ROCKS Roddy, ROCKS him again, but Roddy bails out. Rocky goes after Roddy on the apron, but Roddy lifts! Rocky fights that to then elbow Roddy! But Rocky has to watch out for The Kingdom lurking! Roddy BOOTS Rocky, then POSTS him! Rocky falls to the floor, Roddy hops down and he drags Rocky up. Roddy gives Rocky a RAILING BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes, The Kingdom mocks him more, and Roddy drags Rocky up.

Roddy puts Rocky in the ring, stomps Rocky around, then drags him up to CHOP! Rocky staggers to a corner, Roddy storms up on him, and then DECKS him! Roddy soaks up the heat, then he digs his boots into Rocky! The ref counts, Roddy lets off at 4, but just switches feet! The ref counts more, Roddy steps away, and Rocky sputters along the ropes. Roddy gets Rocky up but Rocky ROCKS him first! And again! Roddy hits back, Rocky CHOPS, and CHOPS! Rocky runs, but Roddy blocks the Rana to make it a POWER BREAKER! Rocky writhes, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy clamps onto Rocky with a motorcycle stretch!

Rocky endures as Roddy digs knee into Rocky’s back. Rocky fights up, moves around, but Roddy knees him low! Roddy scoops Rocky to RAM him into buckles! Then OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Rocky is still in this but Roddy stays on Rocky with stomps. Roddy stomps and stomps as BOTB returns to single picture. Roddy goes back to the motorcycle stretch but the fans rally again. Rocky fights up, fights back, and he KICKS Roddy’s leg! And KICKS! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, eggs Rocky on, but Rocky roars! Rocky fires forearms, then UPPERCUTS! Roddy wobbles, Rocky KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS!

Rocky CHOPS, whips, but Roddy reverses. Rocky reverses back to kick, but Roddy ducks the enzigiri! Rocky REWIND HEEL KICKS! Roddy flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! Rocky builds speed, fakes Roddy out and DIVES onto Taven! Then Rocky DIVES onto Roddy! Rocky puts Roddy in, runs up, SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Rocky keeps his cool. Rocky fires forearms in the corner, then winds up! The fans fire up as Rocky runs in, clothesline! Another clothesline! But Roddy follows to RAM Rocky, and CHOP him! And CHOP! And CHOP! Roddy whips, Rocky comes back into the SICK KICK! Cover, TWO!

Roddy is frustrated but he hauls Rocky up. Fireman’s carry, but Rocky fights free! Roddy shoves, lifts again, but Rocky pops up to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Roddy survives but Rocky stays focused. The fans rally for Rocky as he stalks Roddy. Roddy RAMS Rocky, gets him up top, and then climbs up after him. Rocky fights with fists and a HEADBUTT! Rocky then cravats, SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives again and Rocky is beside himself! The Kingdom is also worried, they rally up for Roddy. The fans rally for Rocky as he goes out to the apron.

Rocky climbs but The Kingdom is lurking again. The ref tells them to back off, but Roddy ROCKS Rocky first! Roddy has Rocky up top but Rocky DECKS Roddy! Rocky adjusts, Roddy stands, METE- STRONG KNEE!! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall (denies Rocky Romero a title opportunity)

The Kingdom helps Roddy, whether Roddy will say it that way or not. Kyle is here to celebrate with his friend, but he also checks on his other friend in Rocky. Kyle helps Rocky up to his feet, and wants the fans to give it up for Rocky. But then Wardlow LARIATS Rocky, and The Kingdom stomps away! Kyle has them stop, this isn’t cool! But then Roddy STRONG KNEES Kyle down?!? The fans boo as Roddy tells Kyle that he could do it on his own, but there’s only ONE man that can be International Champion! Kyle made the wrong decision! Roddy’s arrogance just ended his friendship with Kyle, will Kyle make Roddy pay for that?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi Nair is with the Professor of Professional Wrestling and notes how last week, Serena walked on stage after Yuka Sakazaki’s return victory. Why? Serena says she was sitting in the back, watching that impressive match, and thought to herself that she was watching a great pro-wrestler. Someone that Serena would love to tear it up with. Tonight, the Professor is here on BOTB, but has no championship opportunity. She’s not sweating it, though. Since her return, Serena is undefeated. She checked the rankings, and The Professor is sitting pretty at Number 3! So week by week, she’s climbing her way up to inevitably become champion.

Serena tells Yuka, that was an invitation. To where? Into the Deeb Dojo! Serena will show Yuka that Serena is better, and that she is what she says she is: The Professor of Pro-Wrestling! Serena wants to test herself against the Wrestling Magical Girl, but who will be the one taking a step closer to a title opportunity?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynasty!

After Roddy’s sudden rejection of Kyle O’Reilly, they are now going to battle over the International Championship! It’s the fight neither man wanted, but will Kyle give Roddy payback for what he did with interest?

 

ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet!

The Fallen Goddess is 49-0 after defeating Hikaru Shida on Supercard of Honor last week, and when she says she’s the Forever Champion, she means that. But will “forever” come to a crashing halt in Kentucky? Or will The Chef be the one getting served an L?

The introductions are made by Lexi Nair, so just a little biased in Athena’s favor. The belt is raised, and here in the main event, we see who is the face of the ROH Women’s Division!

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and the fans fire up for Athena already. The two circle, tie up, and they go around. They go into a corner, along ropes, then Athena throws Velvet down. Velvet holds on, they roll on the mat with the collar ‘n’ elbow, then they stand up. Athena puts Velvet in a corner, the ref counts, but Athena lets off with a cocky smile. Velvet keeps cool and resets with Athena. They tie up. Velvet wrenches an arm to wristlock, but Athena handsprings and wrenches back. Velvet rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Velvet headlocks but Athena powers up and out. Velvet runs Athena over, but Athena kips up!

The fans fire up while both women brush themselves off. They reset again, tie up, and Athena headlocks. Velvet powers up and out, but Athena wrenches to whip. Velvet ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Athena handsprings through! The fans fire up and Athena cheers herself on. But Velvet DROPKICSK Athena down! Athena gets up, Velvet arm-drags, arm-drags again, and then Velvet cheers herself on. Athena runs up into another arm-drag! Velvet has the armlock but Athena fights up and throws Velvet down by her hair! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands, and things speed up.

Velvet drops, runs up and CALF KICKS Athena down! Athena bails out, Billie there to check on her. Velvet goes to the apron, Athena grabs a leg but Velvet kicks her away. Velvet then ASAI MOONSAULTS land takes Athena down! The fans fire up, Velvet drags Athena up and puts her in the ring, then has her on the apron. Velvet climbs up, brings Athena up, but Athena shoves her back. FLAPJACK off the top buckles! Velvet staggers, Athena reels her back in, APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up with Athena while BOTB goes picture in picture.

Velvet crawls into the ring but Athena follows her. Athena looms over Velvet, drags her up, then CLUBS her down. Athena stands Velvet up to whip her hard into a corner. Athena revels in the cheers before she runs in and back body blocks! Then Athena goes side to side to forearm SMASH! Athena smiles as Velvet leans against buckles. Athena shoves Velvet down, stomps her around, then drags her back up. Velvet fires body shots, but Athena bumps her off buckles. Velvet avoids the forearm to DOUBLE CHOP! Velvet fires body blows but Athena throws hands! Velvet CHOPS, Athena CHOPS, they CHOP, then Athena CHOPS Velvet off her feet!

The fans cheer while Athena snarls. Athena sits Velvet back up, KICKS her in the back, then KICKS her again! And again! Athena stands Velvet up, bumps her off buckles, then scoops to put Velvet in the Tree of Woe. Athena KICKS away on Velvet’s back, then lets her fall out of the Three. Billie applauds, tells Velvet she should’ve known better, but Velvet swipes at Billie. Billie gets away, cheers Athena on, but Velvet fires hands on Athena! Athena swings back but Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves! Velvet ROCKS Athena, kicks her legs out, then runs up , into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Athena is annoyed but still in control as BOTB goes to break.

BOTB returns once again as Athena hits buckles! Velvet rallies on Athena with clothesline after clothesline! Velvet runs, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Athena onto ropes! Velvet runs up to DOUBLE KNEE! Velvet shoves Athena down, runs, and tilt-o-whirls again, REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Athena survives and Velvet is frustrated. Athena crawls away, wanting mercy! But Velvet storms up, only for Athena to YANK Velvet into buckles! Athena then fireman’s carries Velvet for the WASTELAND! Roll through and another fireman’s carry, for another WASTELAND! Another roll through, and then Athena mocks the stirrin’ it up motion!

But Velvet pops up to RANA! Cover, TWO!! Athena escapes, Velvet runs up to wheelbarrow, but Athena URENAGES her down! Cover, TWO!! Athena is furious as Velvet survives! Athena goes up a corner, the fans cheer, and Velvet rises. But Velvet ROUNDHOUSES first! Velvet ROCKS Athena, climbs up after her, then CHOPS! Velvet goes to the very top, to SUPER VICTORY THROW! Athena flounders but she ducks the buzzsaw! Roll up, Velvet rolls through! THE SLICE! And then the tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Cover, TWO!!! Athena survives and Velvet is fuming! Velvet pushes Athena around while the fans rally up.

Athena is in the drop zone, so Velvet goes up top. Velvet tells Billie to shut up, but Athena gets out to the apron. The fans boo but Velvet adjusts position, to leap and SUPER CROSSBODY! Athena catches her!? And then brings Velvet around to FALCON ARROW to the floor! The fans fire up as Athena roars, but so does Velvet as she rises! Only for the SUPERKICK to knock her down! Athena has a wild look on her face and Billie cheers on the Overlord. Athena gets Velvet up, THROWS her into the LED board, then THROWS her around again! Athena drags Velvet up and into the ring, storms in after her, and reels her in! Canadian Rack, but Velvet sunset flips it! TWO!!!

Athena escapes, Velvet runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges then SUPERKICKS! But Athena DECKS Velvet with a forearm! Athena goes up top, Velvet rises in a daze, to get the O-FACE!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (still ROH Women’s World Champion)

And that’s FIFTY and zero! Fifty wins, no losses, and no slowing down as she title belt clinks with Billie. But as is customary on ROH, Athena sets her belt down, and Billie does, too. They drag Velvet up, mock “stir it up,” but Velvet SLAPS Athena! And SLAPS Billie! But then Athena and Billie mug Velvet! The fans boo as Billie picks up her belt, takes aim, but then QUEEN AMINATA is here! Aminata runs down into the ring, dodges Billie to DECK Athena, then HEADBUTT for Billie! That’s payback for cheating in the TV title match! But then Athena runs up, into an Alabama Lift! AIR RAID CRASH!!

Aminata saves Velvet while also making her own impact, will The Queen not be denied her crown? Or will the Fallen Goddess look to make her pay for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A really good BOTB but uh, after ten of these, we already know nothing really happens on these. Great action and promos like on Collision, but no titles were ever changing hands. And after two hours of Collision, the crowd was of course tired out. Hook of course defeated Shane but it was a really good showing of Hook’s resilience to take all that damage and still win. Really good match from Roddy and Rocky that Roddy of course won, and turns out I was right in thinking they’d fast track Roddy VS Kyle here. That match will be great stuff, but it’d be a shame if Kyle’s first title shot ends up a loss, even with The Kingdom all there to interfere and distract.

Good promo from Serena to make it clear that she’s having a match with Yuka, just in case it wasn’t clear last week. And then a great main event for the ROH Women’s Championship. Red Velvet looked great even in defeat, and natural move for Aminata to show up and go after Athena & Billie. Aminata really has her pick of the two titles at this point, and while payback on Billie for Supercard is an obvious route, why wouldn’t she go right to the source and take down Athena? Athena’s made it to 50-0, and if not when Athena faced Billie, not when she faced Nyla Rose nor when she faced Shida, her first loss should be to pass the torch to Aminata.

Aminata went through the grind, paid her dues, and has got organically over with ROH viewers, so if she isn’t gonna be the historic first Women’s TV Champ, make her the woman that takes down the top woman in ROH.

My Score: 8.6/10


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