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Mitchell’s NJPW Road to Sakura Genesis Results & Report! (4/3/23)

Strong Style is Justice!

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The winner here defines justice!

The House of Torture gets a rematch for the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team titles against Team Strong Style, Narita, Suzuki & Desperado! Will Darkness Fall on the Road to Sakura Genesis?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tomohiro Ishii & Oskar Leube VS Aaron Henare & Great-O-Khan; Henare & Khan win.
  • Six Man Tag: YOH, Master Wato & Tiger Mask VS DOUKI, Taka Michinoku & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Yoh, Wato & Tiger Mask win.
  • Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Toru Yano & Ryusuke Taguchi VS Bullet Club; Shota, Yano & Taguchi win.
  • Six Man Tag: Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & Tomoaki Honma VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS TMDK; LIJ wins.
  • Kazuchika Okada & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA & Taichi; Okada & Tanahashi win.
  • NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Team Strong Style VS The House of Torture; Team Strong Style wins and retains the titles.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kazuchika Okada & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA & Taichi w/ Just5Guys!

The Dream Team rides again, this time to take on the new bad boy duo! With the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship match on the horizon, will the Ace help the Rainmaker gain momentum? Or will the Holy Emperor help the Cold Skull stay on a roll?

Tanahashi takes off his jacket and fans cheer for Tanahashi’s abs. The teams sort out and Okada starts against Sanada to give us a sample of their title match. The bell rings, fans rally and duel, “O-KA-DA!” “SA-NA-DA!” The two circle, stare down, then slowly approach. Okada backs away and the two circle again. They tie up now, Okada shoots in to waistlock but Sanada switches. Okada wrenches out to a wristlock, but Sanada reaches for ropes. Okada keeps him from the ropes so Sanada wrenches, wrenches and wristlocks back. Okada rolls, trips Sanada, and has a toehold. Sanada tries a chinlock but Okada pulls on the leg.

Sanada stays up, uses a leg to hook Okada, but now Okada clasps hands to fight the armbar. Sanada shifts to a short arm scissor, but Okada rolls back. Okada has a rear mount, then floats to a facelock. They stand, Sanada puts Okada on the ropes, but the ref calls for the break. Sanada lets off slowly but Okada dares him to do something. Sanada just pats Okada on the shoulder a la Okada himself. Fans rally up while Okada keeps his cool. The two circle and approach, and Okada kicks low! Okada headlocks and grinds Sanada down, but Sanada fights up. Sanada powers out to get the headlock in return.

Fans rally as Sanada grinds and Okada powers up. Okada powers out to DROPKICK Sanada down! Fans fire up, Tanahashi intercepts Taichi, and Okada puts on the MONEY CLIP! Sanada kicks and flails but Tanahashi sends Taichi into railing! Sanada crawls his way over, but Okada drags him back! Okada puts on more pressure, but Sanada keeps kicking his way around! Sanada reaches out, fights over, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go in frustration and fans rally up again. Douki & Kanemaru coach Sanada up but Okada runs to tag Tanahashi. The Dream Team whips Sanada to a corner!

Tanahashi whips Okada in to back elbow, then Tanahashi adds a forearm! Tanahashi whips Sanada into a BOOT! Tanahashi hits a SLINGBLADE! Cover, Okada intercepts but Taichi still breaks it up! Fans fire up while Okada throws Taichi out. Tanahashi drags Sanada up, brings him into a full nelson, but Sanada fights it! Sanada powers the full nelson open, switches and full nelsons Tanahashi! Tanahashi breaks free, spins around, but Sanada suplexes to MAGIC SCREW! Both men are down and fans rally back up! Sanada stirs, crawls over, hot tag to Taichi! Taichi storms up to Tanahashi and gives him Kawada Kicks!

Taichi brings Tanahashi up to SOBAT! Tanahashi ends up in a corner, Taichi runs in to clothesline! Snapmare, and KICK! Taichi sits Tanahashi up, SEITI JUJIRO! Fans fire up as Tanahashi endures the Holy Emperor’s Tomb stretch plum, but Okada breaks it! Okada brings Taichi around to ROCK with forearms. Okada whips, Taichi reverses to HOOK KICK! Tanahashi runs in, into an AX BOMBER! Fans fire up with Taichi, “Let’s Go, Taichi!” but Tanahashi blocks the buzzsaw! DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up as Tanahashi builds speed, but Taichi BOOTS him! SAI- NO, Tanahsahi fights! Only to swing into the clinch!

Tanahashi fights again, dodges the bomber, but Taichi turns slingblade into SAIDO! Cover, Okada breaks it! And he BOOTS Sanada! Sanada rushes back in to throw Okada out! Fans fire up as Sanada whips Okada hard into railing! Sanada pulls up floor mats!! The Cold Skull is seeing red as he brings Okada up, to PILEDRIVER on the bare floor!! Sanada then puts Okada in the SKULL END!! Okada is stuck outside, but Tanahashi victory rolls Taichi! THE DREAM TEAM WINS!!

Winners: Kazuchika Okada & Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall

The Ace pulls victory from the jaws of defeat! Taichi tells Sanada he can let Okada go, and he listens. Sanada was too focused on Okada, but their match will be 1v1. Sanada gets the mic to essentially tell Okada that this is pretty sad for the world champion. Young Lions help Okada stand and walk to the back, but will the Rainmaker be able to stand on his own against this newly determined and aggressive Sanada?

 

NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Team Strong Styles VS The House of Torture!

Ren Narita joined forces with Minoru Suzuki and El Desperado, and they took these titles from Evil, Yujiro Takahashi & Sho on their first try! But now, the King of Darkness wants revenge! Will the House of Torture prove Everything is Evil? Or will nothing stop the Son of Strong Style?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see which way the Road turns!

The teams sort out and while Ren is chomping at the bit, he lets the Rogue Luchador start against the Tokyo Pimp. Fans rally up with the bell, cheering for Desperado. Desperado and Yujiro circle, tie up, and Desperado headlocks. Yujiro BITES Desperado’s hand! Fans boo but Yujiro CLUBS the arm, then pie faces Desperado. Desperado CHOPS Yujiro! Desperado runs, into a BOOT! Yujiro runs in at the corner to BOOT again! Yujiro brings Desperado out to FISHERMAN- NO, Desperado wrenches out! Yujiro kicks low, runs, but Desperado goes the other way to CLOBBER Yujiro! Fans fire up and Desperado tags Suzuki.

Fans fire up as the Meanest Man in the World drags Yujiro up to ROCK him with forearm after forearm! Yujiro hits back, Suzuki throws another forearm, and fans rally up as they go back and forth. Suzuki ROCKS Yujiro, Yujiro wobbles but comes back! Suzuki ROCKS Yujiro again! Fans fire up as Yujiro BOOTS, and Suzuki BOOTS! Suzuki runs but Sho is there with a chair! Red Shoes reprimands but then Sho drops the chair. Yujiro grabs Suzuki and throws him out! Evil attacks, claws the eyes, and Sho still JAMS Suzuki with the chair! Fans boo, Desperado rushes over, but Yujiro kicks him first!

Yujiro keeps on Suzuki while Sho runs Desperado all the way to the far side. Also, if you’re confused why there are two Desperados, Dick Togo is wearing the mask the House stole from Desperado days ago. Evil sends Ren into the barriers in front of the crowd! Fans fire up as the action gets that much closer! Evil then goes after Yoh on commentary!? He sprays HOT on Yoh’s shirt! Then he ELBOWS Ren away! Yoh’s nice white shirt is ruined, but Suzuki beats up on Yujiro at the bleachers! Evil brings Ren up the stands, and SMACKS him off the east sign! Dick saves Yujiro from a piledriver! Yujiro DECKS Suzuki!

The fans boo as the House of Torture keeps beating up Team Strong Style all over ringside! Sho CHOKES Desperado with a chair! Evil JAMS Ren with another chair! Evil stands on Ren’s head, taunts him, and then whips him hard into railing! Yujiro and Suzuki continue to brawl, even as Red Shoes reprimands. Yujiro CLAWS Suzuki’s face ,but Suzuki kicks him back. Yujiro grabs a chair but Red Shoes reprimands. Sho and Evil distract Red Shoes so Yujiro can JAM Suzuki! Desperado goes after Dick because he wants his mask back! But he gets mugged by Sho and Evil! Ren returns, but he gets mugged, too!

Evil CLAWS Desperado’s back, Sho CLAWS Ren’s face, and Sho even picks on Yoh because they’re at the railing! Milano Collection AT has to keep Yoh back, but then Sho and Evil just mug Desperado. Sho whips Desperado into railing! Suzuki has a chair, but he decides not to smack Yujiro, and just kicks him instead! Suzuki KNEES Yujiro, Yujiro ROCKS Suzuki! Evil has Ren in a SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Sho JAMS Ren with a chair! Dick DECKS Desperado! Red Shoes reprimands and tells the House to get back in the ring already. Sho gets in Red Shoes’ face while also choking Ren with his foot!

Yujiro RAMS Suzuki into railing! Red Shoes tells the House to stop messing around already, they can’t win the titles on the outside anyway. Evil CLAWS Suzuki one more time, and Sho stomps Suzuki. Suzuki gets mad and eggs Sho on. Sho throws forearms but Suzuki still snarls. Evil CLAWS Suzuki’s eyes! Then he whips Ren into railing! Suzuki hits Sho back but Sho anchors him at the apron. Sho and Yujiro drag Suzuki back down! They stand on Suzuki’s head and neck while Red Shoes reprimands. The House lets off, Yujiro slides back into the ring, and Evil drags Suzuki up. Suzuki fights back but gets mugged by Sho and Evil! Sho and Evil whip Suzuki into railing!

Evil taunts Suzuki, but Suzuki fights back from below. Yujiro goes back out, he puts Suzuki back in the ring, and Yujiro stomps Suzuki more. Yujiro rains down forearms, but Suzuki just eggs him on! Yujiro throws down more, but Suzuki still eggs Yujiro on! Fans fire up as Yujiro BOOTS, but Suzuki sits up! Yujiro BOOTS, but Suzuki sits up! Yujiro drags Suzuki up, bumps him off buckles, and he fires forearms while Sho digs a boot in. Tag to Evil, Suzuki fights back, but the House CHOKES Suzuki with a merch shirt! Ren returns but Evil rakes his eyes! Evil throws Ren out, but Ren’s right back in!

Evil claws the eyes, throws Ren back out, but Ren returns again! Evil knees low, TOSSES Ren, and Ren stays out this time. Evil drags Suzuki to a cover, but Red Shoes refuses because of all the shenanigans. Evil stomps Suzuki, covers, ONE!! Evil is mad with Red Shoes but one is one. Suzuki eggs Evil on, but Evil claws his eyes and knees him low! Evil stomps but Suzuki just eggs him on! Fans fire up with Suzuki, but Evil CHOPS him down! Suzuki’s right back up!! Evil CHOPS again, Suzuki falls, but then rises again! Evil feints then CLAWS the eyes! Tag to Sho, he CLAWS the eyes! Ren attacks Sho!

Sho and Ren scrap, Sho CLAWS eyes, but Desperado returns! Sho kicks Desperado and throws him out, then does the same to Ren while Yujiro CHOKES Suzuki! Sho then goes after Suzuki and claws at his face. Sho stomps Suzuki in a corner but Suzuki just laughs! Sho CHOKES Suzuki with his boot! Red Shoes reprimands and Sho lets off. Sho dares Suzuki to hit him back and fans rally up. Suzuki has a wild look in his eyes, and he storms up to CHOP! Sho grins, Suzuki CHOPS again! Sho still grins, so Suzuki CHOPS! Sho CLAWS Suzuki’s eyes again! Sho runs, into a BOOT! Fans fire up as Suzuki heads for his corner!

Hot tag to- NO, Yujiro BLASTS Ren and Desperado! Yujiro DECKS Suzuki, and Evil tags in. Evil stomps away on Suzuki, brings him up, and scoops. Suzuki slips free to a SLEEPER! And then a BLINDSIDE FOREARM! Fans fire up as Suzuki crawls, but Yujiro runs back in! Ren & Desperado avoid the attack, and Yujiro turns around into Suzuki’s HEADBUTT! Fans fire up as both men are down! Suzuki crawls, hot tag to Ren! Fans fire up as Ren BOOTS Evil! And OVERHEAD suplexes Sho! Yujiro kicks and whips but Ren reverses to OVERHEAD suplex! Dick distracts but Ren goes after him! Ren puts Dick in the ring and Dick wants mercy!

Ren kicks Dick, whips him, and OVERHEAD suplexes him, too! Fans are thunderous for Ren as he sees the House is all on the outside. Ren dares Evil to get back in, but where’d he go? Ren goes out to search for Evil, and Desperado comes up from the other side. Desperado taps on someone’s shoulder? IT WAS EVIL! Evil was hiding among the fans! Desperado tricks Evil because Dick is wearing the same mask, and Desperado KICKS Evil! Ren and Desperado high five and Ren puts Evil in the COBRA TWIST! Evil endures but Ren throws him down. Ren then drags Evil up and brings him around the way.

Ren has a headlock as he brings Evil to ringside. Fans cheer as Ren puts Evil in the ring! The fans are thunderous as Ren drags Evil up and HALF HATCH BRIDGES! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Ren as he drags Evil up. Ren whips, Evil fights the suplex and CLAWS Ren’s eyes! Fans boo, Evil whips Ren, and surprise! The blue corner’s buckles are bare! Ren suffers the Bullet Club Special! Evil tags Sho and Sho drags Ren up to ROCK with a forearm! Yujiro holds Ren in place so Sho can ROCK and CHOP and- Ren BOOTS back! Ren elbows free, but Sho kicks low. Sho runs, into a WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up as both men are down!

Ren crawls, hot tag to Desperado! Desperado rallies on Sho with shoulders and elbows! Desperado whips to scoop and back suplex! Fans fire up as Desperado brings Sho up. GUITARRA- NO, Sho fights free and bends the fingers! Desperado kicks low, ROCKS Sho, and then eggs him on. Sho ROCKS Desperado but Desperado ROCKS Sho! Sho staggers, throws another forearm, but Desperado just smirks as Sho flounders. Desperado UPPERCUTS, gut wrenches, GUITARRA- NO, Sho slips free and shoves Desperado at the corner! Desperado stops, turns around, Sho SPEARS him down!

Evil and Yujiro BLAST Suzuki and Ren! The House drags Desperado up, whips him corner to corner, and Yujiro BOOTS! Sho FLYING FOREARMS! Evil LARIATS! Feed to the FISHERMAN BUSTER! Sho covers, TWO!! Desperado survives the onslaught and fans fire up! Evil and Yujiro go after Suzuki and Ren on the outside and Sho has a sinister look on his face. Sho brings Desperado up but Desperado punches free. Desperado ducks the haymaker, but Sho elbows the lift. Desperado tries again, SHINBREAKER to GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And then STRETCH MUFFLER! Sho endures but fans fire up!

Desperado thrashes Sho around, but Yujiro gets in. Only for Suzuki to catch him in a SLEEPER! But Dick gets in with the pimp cane! Dick CLOBBERS Suzuki and both he and Yujiro fall onto Red Shoes! Fans boo while Evil RAMS Ren into railing. Yujiro JAMS Desperado with the pimp cane! The House surrounds Desperado and they stomp away! Fans rally for Team Strong Style but the House puts one out. Evil drags Desperado up, Yujiro runs in, but Desperado BOOTS him! Evil whips Desperado into Sho’s LARIAT! Sho laughs, brings Desperado up, POWER BREAKER!! But it proved double-edged for Sho!

Sho crawls to cover Desperado, TWO!!! Desperado just gets an arm up! Sho is furious but the fans are thunderous! Sho covers again, TWO and Sho falls onto Red Shoes! Dick gets in and gets Desperado with the SPOILER CHOKER! Fans boo, but Suzuki PENALTY KICKS Dick! Suzuki DECKS Sho, but Yujiro and Evil attack! They double whip, but Suzuki dodges Evil to BOOT Yujiro! Suzuki BOOTS Evil, Evil rebounds, and Suzuki BOOTS him again! Fans fire up as Ren and Suzuki double whip Sho. Ren runs in to ELBOW! Suzuki runs in to BOOT! They feed Sho to Desperado’s SPINEBUSTER! Ren PENALTY KICKS!

Ren sits Sho up for Suzuki to PENALTY KICK! Desperado stacks Sho, TWO!! But into the STRETCH MUFFLER!! Evil runs in, but gets a SLEEPER! Dick gets on the apron but Suzuki BOOTS him down! Yujiro rushes in but Suzuki catches him for a COBRA TWIST! Desperado puts Sho in NUMERO DOS, this is a TRIPLE SUBMISSION PARTY! Sho reaches out desperately, Desperado wants that other arm, but Sho gets the ROPEBREAK! Team Strong Style lets off of the House and the fans rally up. Desperado roars, brings Sho up and reels him in, GUITARRA DEL ANGEL!! Cover, TWO!?!? Sho survives and Desperado can’t believe it!

Desperado says he’ll finish this now! Underhooks and PINCHE- NO, Sho fights free! Sho wrenches, bends the fingers, then shoves Red Shoes away so he can LOW BLOW Desperado! Sho tucks Desperado’s arms, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! cover, Suzuki breaks it in time!! Yujiro rushes in, CLAWS Suzuki’s eyes and throws him out! Fans rally for Desperado while Yujiro distracts Red Shoes. Sho gets his “Torture Tool!” Sho aims, but Ren intercepts! They fight over the wrench, but Evil grabs Ren! Evil drags Ren to a corner, Sho has his wrench! But Desperado hits LOCO MANO!!

Suzuki drags Yujiro down into a HEEL HOOK! Ren sends Evil into Dick! And then has the COBRA TWIST again! And Desperado has Sho again, for PINCHE LOCO!!! Cover, Team Strong Style wins!!

Winners: Team Strong Style, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)

The House of Torture tried all the tricks they had, but none of it could stop the spirit of Strong Style! Will this finally end the King of Darkness’ attempts at ruling the Six Man Tag Division?

As for Team Strong Style, Suzuki gets the mic to say, “It’s not me. Today, let’s get Ren Narita to close this one.” Fans cheer that idea! The mic is handed over and fans cheer for “NA-RI-TA! NA-RI-TA!” Ren takes a moment, then shouts, “KORAKUEN~! OSU!!” Ren says that tonight, they beat the House of Torture. But there is still one person Ren has to defeat. OKADA!! He vows payback for that tag team loss in Nagoya! Because they ARE Strong Style! Ren Narita held onto the Six Man titles, but he is already aiming for the top! Will Okada have the title when he and Ren go another round?


My Thoughts:

A really good “Road to” event for NJPW, especially to follow up yesterday. Really good tag match from Dream Team, Okada & Tanahashi, and the Just5Guys leaders of Taichi and Sanada. What a great twist where Sanada has Okada down but Tanahashi snatches the win away. Sanada still stands tall over Okada so the math would continue to show Sanada isn’t winning on Saturday. A bit of a shame, because Sanada’s done so well for a long time, and the whole point of his story is that he was leaving LIJ to finally reach the top.

And really good stuff in the main event. It was a typical House of Torture match, though, with the chaotic brawling outside, the shenanigans all over the place, getting heat from the fans, and then there’s the cane and the wrench and the Spoiler Choker. And in the end, it doesn’t work out, Team Strong Style wins. The surprising thing is Ren wanting after Okada. To be fair, this is in response to their match in Nagoya during the New Japan Cup series, and how Okada is slowly becoming more and more obnoxious. In combination with Sanada having proven himself, I would love for Okada to explore this “Bully Okada” character without the title, the same way he was “Balloon Okada” a few years ago.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/19/24)

Prepare for Backlash!

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Did you know that challenger in French is still “challenger?”

In a WrestleMania rematch, AJ Styles takes on LA Knight in a #1 contender’s match, to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at Backlash in France!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight; Styles wins and will challenge Cody Rhodes for the title at Backlash.
  • SmackDown/WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma; win(s) and will challenge A-Town Down Under.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight!

After fighting their way through Triple Threats, the Phenomenal One and the Mega Star meet again, YEAH! It’s a WrestleMania Rematch, the winner moving on to Backlash, YEAH! Will AJ Styles avenge his loss at the biggest WrestleMania ever? Or will everyone from here to France know whose game it is?

The bell rings and the two step to each other. The fans in Pittsburgh “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” and Knight lets Styles know it. Styles snarls, they tie up, and they go around. Knight puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, but Knight lets off slowly. Styles kicks low! The fans boo but Styles headlocks. Knight pulls hair, throws body shots, then headlocks in return. Styles pushes Knight to ropes, powers up and out, then hurdles, drops and DROP- NO, Knight avoids the dropkick to BOOT, and LARIAT! Knight then TOSSES Styles out of the ring, storms out after him, and brings him to commentary. Knight SMACKS Styles off the desk! And again! And again!

The fans chant “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” with every SMACK, then Knight tops it off with one last SMACK! Knight drags Styles up and into the ring, storms in, but Styles KICKS Knight in the ropes! Styles reels Knight in, but Knight back drops Styles up and out! Styles flounders on the floor, Knight runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! Styles hits desk again and Steel City is loving “L! A! KNIGHT, YEAH!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Styles soaks up the heat as he taunts Knight. Styles brings Knight up, but Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight backs Styles down, whips, but Styles ducks ‘n dodges! Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Both men slowly sit up, crawl around, and then stand. Styles fires a shot, but Knight gives it back! The haymakers go back and forth, “YEAH! BOO! YEAH!” Styles staggers but he still ROCKS Knight! Knight ROCKS Styles again and again, but Styles throat chops! Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz, but Knight ducks the lariat!

Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, and DECKS Styles! Knight stomps a mudhole in at the corner, “YEAH!” Knight then runs corner to corner to KNEE Styles down! The fans fire up, Knight puts Styles up, and Knight ROCKS Styles. Knight climbs, but Styles ROCKS him back! Knight staggers away, but returns to spring right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Styles survives that crash but both men are down again. The fans rally as Knight rises, and he brings Styles around. Knight reels Styles in, suplexes, but Styles slips free! Styles goes to a corner, ELBOWS Knight away, then goes up to QUEBRADA DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight stays in this and Styles starts losing his cool. The fans rally for Knight but Styles looms over him. Styles brings Knight up and in, but Knight RAMS him into a corner! Knight then scoops Styles, but Styles slips free to roll up, TWO!! Knight escapes, swings, but Styles dodges to PELE! Knight ends up in a corner, Styles runs in, but Knight puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Knight, springboards, but Knight gets under! Styles comes back, into a scoop and POWERSLAM! Then JUMP ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with with Knight as he storms around. Styles rises, Knight winds up, B F- NO, Styles bails out!

The fans boo but Knight storms over. Knight drags Styles up but Styles HOTSHOTS him! And pokes him in the eyes! Then ROCKS him! And springboards, to PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Styles wins!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed WWE Championship)

Styles bent the rules, but a win is a win! He will get his shot at the American Nightmare in Lyon, France, will this year’s Backlash be phenomenal?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The car pulls up, Solo Sikoa steps out in a suit, and Paul Heyman is there to greet him. Nice threads, Solo. Tama Tonga walks over and Solo says meet the newest member of The Bloodline, Solo’s MFT. The Wise Man is stunned. But Solo cuts him off to ask if Kevin Owens is here. Heyman hesitates and Solo asks again, is Kevin here? If he is, he’s probably already in the locker room. Then take them to him. Heyman obeys and leads on. There have already been changes to the chain of command, is there about to be a change to the landscape of SmackDown, too?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

In a familiar scene to Monday Night Raw, there is a podium with something under a satin sheet. The SmackDown General Manager welcomes to Pittsburgh the Chief Content Officer, Paul “Triple H” Levesque! The fans fire up as The Game makes his way to the ring! HHH joins Aldis in the ring, gets a mic, looks around at the crowd as he revels in the cheers, then says, “On the heels of the biggest, most epic, history making, record breaking, epic, unbelievable WrestleMania of all time, we are here tonight, sold out, 15 thousand strong, Pittsburgh, PA! So let me say, welcome to SmackDown!” The fans cheer that!

HHH wants to take a moment to say that he thinks Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are both doing great jobs at leading their respective brands into the future. Thank you to both of them. And when we talk about the future, we have to talk about the history made coming into the future. So when history is made, HHH wants it to be represented here befitting of those that make it. So Aldis, if we could, let us bring the… champions out here. Aldis says without further ado, the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Grayson Waller. The fans boo as A-Town Down Under make their way, blue belts in hand.

Theory & Waller join Aldis and HHH in the ring, mics already in hand, and they soak up the heat from Steel City. Waller says this is huge. Monday, we saw the second place champions get new belts. And now A-Town Down Under will be presented new titles! Theory says speaking of truth, didn’t Truth think HHH was a magician? Well, who knows what magic trick HHH has to make these guys look better than they already do, but hey, give it a try. HHH says congratulations on becoming tag team champions, so he will show them what they will wear going forward. From now on, they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions.

Reveal! In the style of the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era belts, the solid gold shines. HHH offers a handshake, but Waller leaves him hanging to shake Theory’s hand! Aldis makes it clear to them. They ever pop off and disrespect HHH like that, here’s a real magic trick: A-Clown Down Under will disappear, permanently! The fans like the sound of that! Aldis snatches the blue belts away since they won’t need them, and speaking of disappearing, there’s a chance one of the following four teams will make their title reign disappear. That #1 contenders match starts right now! The fans fire up, but which team defies the odds to get some golden tickets to France?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi.

Kayla Braxton is with The Glow and says last week, she beat Tiffany Stratton to get this title opportunity tonight. Will the friendship with Bayley get in the way of this match? Naomi says no, of course not. Bayley’s her sister, and she needed help against Damage CTRL, so Naomi was more than happy to help. But in no way will friendship get in the way of this opportunity. It has been over two YEARS since Naomi’s last WWE singles championship match, and there is nothing that will get in the way of making the most of this moment. Now last week, Tiffy Time felt the glow, so that same energy keeps going tonight.

Naomi is also looking forward to next week’s WWE Draft, where she will walk in the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. Naomi is ready, but will she be able to best Bayley in Bayley’s first title defense?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma!

SmackDown returns as Legado makes their entrance, followed by Akam & Rezar with the Final Testament. Waller & Theory are on commentary, Waller admitting he wants any team but AOP, and Theory saying these teams are fortunate to have real superstars leading their division. In this form of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams are active, so the Big Strong Boi, Tyler Bate, starts against Montez Ford. They circle, tie up, and Ford headlocks. Bate powers up to pry at the hold but Ford clamps on tighter. Bate powers up and out, drops, but Ford leaps over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, Bate feints high to drop low!

Bate shows knuckle lock, Ford obliges, but Bate wrenches, baits and double pump handles to FLIP Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford gets up to sweep and cover, TWO! Bate steps over, La Magistrol, TWO! Ford gets up, dropkicks cancel out, and both men kip up! The fans fire up and the two reset. But then Humberto Carrillo sneaks a tag, before he DECKS Bate with a sucker punch! Ford dodges Humberto but Angel Garza holds the ropes open! Ford tumbles out,  Garza tags in, and Humberto sits Ford up. Garza runs in to KNEE Ford down! The fans boo, Garza drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Garza back suplexes, Ford lands out!

Ford tags Dawkins and he dodges Garza to FLYING ELBOW! Garza tags out to Akam, but then the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne, tags in off Dawkins! Rezar tags, Dunne runs up but Akam LARIATS him down! Rezar DECKS Dawkins, then the AOP start clearing the corners! But Ford goes up to leap, but into an URENAGE! The fans boo but the AOP roar and soak up the heat. Waller’s worst case scenario might end up reality, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and the fans rally as Ford endures a facelock. Ford fights up, pries at the hold, but Rezar shoves him to ELBOW him down! Rezar talks trash, Waller taunts the Steelers players sitting in the front row that they don’t really know what championships are, and then Rezar sucker punches Dawkins down! Rezar stands Ford up, Canadian Racks and bends him! Ford endures, the fans rally, but Rezar thrashes Ford around! Ford kicks and flails, he gets free, hot tag to Dunne! Bate sneaks a tag, Dunne GAMANGIRIS Akam and then NCR fire off on Rezar! The fans fire up, Humberto runs in, but Dunne dodges to SNAP GERMAN!

Bate & Dunne STOMP Humberto’s hands! Then BASEMENT DROPKICK! Garza runs up, but into the REBOUNDER GERMAN COMBO!! The fans fire up with NCR, but Rezar runs up! He grabs Dunne, but Bate says Bop up, BANG! Bate fireman’s carries Rezar?! But Rezar ELBOWS right free! Dunne GAMANGIRIS, Ford SUPERKICKS, and Dawkins ENZIGIRIS! Rezar wobbles, and everyone helps Bate gets Rezar up! BIG STRONG AIRPLANE SPINE! But then Legado CLOBBER Bate and Rezar! They BOOT Dunne, whip the Profits but the Profits reverse to TOSS Legado out! Ellering coaches Rezar while the Profits regroup.

Bate gets up, Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins brings Bate to the very top, but Dunne CLUBS Dawkins! NCR mug Dawkins but Ford joins in! They brawl, but AOP add on! Humberto finds Rezar to tag in, before the DOUBLE TOWER OF DOOM!! Bate’s the only one left up top, so Legado mug him! They double trophy lift Bate, to DOUBLE ROCKET LAUNCH him onto everyone!! Humberto then finds Bate, sunset flips and rewinds, Garza jumps, MISSILE DROPKICK DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome!” as all eight men are down around ringside, and Waller says this is gonna be easy pickings for A-Town Down Under now.

Dunne grabs Garza, Bate has Humberto, STEREO ANKLE LOCKS!! Grapevine for Garza! But Humberto BOOTS Bate onto Dunne! Legado is free, Ellering has AOP regroup, and SmackDown goes to break.

 


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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