Coverage
Mitchell’s WWE 205 Live Report! (12/19/17)
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OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kalisto & Gran Metalik VS THE Brian Kendrick & Jack Gallagher; Kalisto & Metalik win, by disqualification.
- Hideo Itami VS Colin Delaney; Itami wins.
- Cedric Alexander VS Drew Gulak w/ Enzo Amore; Alexander wins.
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We have a new #1 Contender to the Cruiserweight Championship!
The Carolina Kid and “Gabba Gulak” fought for the right to fight Enzo Amore down the line on Monday Night Raw. The Cruiserweight Crusader was hoping his Certified G mentor and “best friend” would stay to watch the entirety of this incredible match, but the Bonafide Stud got a DM and needed to search for Nia Jax. This resulted in Cedric Alexander capitalizing and conquering Gulak, to the ‘Zo Train’s dismay. Can Alexander make the most of his “second chance” and take that championship away from the ‘Zo Train’s conductor?
Kalisto & Gran Metalik VS THE Brian Kendrick & Jack Gallagher!
The Lucha Dragon and King of the Ropes have both run into the “cruel winter” the Ungentlemanly Alliance wishes to perpetuate, and now team together to turn it away. Can their Fuego de Lucha cause the coldhearted Kendrick & Gallagher to have a meltdown?
However, The Man with a Plan points them out to Gallagher. “I don’t know about you, Jack, but I sure am surprised to see Metalik out here.” Jack & Kendrick had no problem with Metalik, until Metalik interfered with their business. “Mr. Metalik,” Gallagher adds, “just ask your compadre what happens when you stick your nose in our business.” It is a tightrope walk, and when you slip and fall, you will wonder if helping Kalisto was worth it.
The match begins with Kalisto and Kendrick, they circle and tie-up. Kendrick gets the hammerlock, Kalisto spins and flips to reverse, wrenching it in deep. Kalisto brings Kendrick to his knees but Kendrick spends around to reverse to a high keylock. Kendrick wrenches and bends Kalisto but Kalisto spins then cartwheels to break free. The two circle again, Kendrick kicks low then chops, Kalisto chops back then kicks back, Kendrick gives a forearm before backing Kalisto into a corner. Kendrick chops away, then throws Kalisto but Kalisto cartwheels to stay on his feet. Kalisto kicks back on Kendrick again, whips but is reversed, Kalisto kicks Kendrick away to then run and headscissor Kendrick down. Tag to Metalik, who kicks Kendrick’s arm before whipping him corner to corner, to which Kendrick reverses. Metalik tumbles to the apron before kicking Kendrick away and climbing up top. He takes aim, walks the tightrope, then jumps for a big crossbody!
Metalik keeps going, handspring but Kendrick dodges, fireman’s carry but Kendrick fights his way out, tag to Gallagher then a boot for Metalik. Gallagher storms right over to Metalik, he and Kendrick both whip Metalik corner to corner. Metalik walks the ropes to then give Gallagher a missile dropkick! Kendrick returns, Metalik boots him out. Kalisto joins Metalik in the ring, they take aim and double FLY!
Metalik & Kalisto take Gallagher & Kendrick down respectively, fans echo “Lucha! Lucha!” while Metalik and Kalisto get back up. Kendrick goes after Metalik only to get a mule kick in the head! Metalik climbs up, Gallagher trips him up and he ends up in a Tree of Woe, Gallagher gives a dropkick to Metalik’s exposed knee! The ref counts while Gallagher stomps, Gallagher backs off at 4. Kendrick revives and gets a cheap shot by stretching Metalik back. Kalisto protests, the referee has to hold him back, Gallagher pulls Metalik out of the Tree and into a toehold. Metalik endures the wrench, Gallagher adds a knee drop onto it, then wrenches even deeper. Gallagher keeps up the torture on Metalik’s leg, Kalisto gets the fans rallying. Metalik fights with his free leg, Gallagher yanks on the bad leg then tags Kendrick. Kendrick gives a kick right to Metalik’s bad leg, then pulls on it more in a modified single-leg Boston Crab.
Kalisto cheers Metalik on as he continues to endure, then starts up another rally from the fans. Metalik uses that energy to get up, Kendrick drags him over to give an elbow drop into the hip. Kendrick keeps pressure on the ankle, Metalik endures as he fights out with haymakers. Metalik stands and runs, but Kendrick brings him down with a back drop. Cover, TWO, Kendrick drags Metalik all the way to his corner to tag Gallagher. Kendrick anchors Metalik with a grapevine while Gallagher knocks Kalisto off the apron. The referee reprimands Gallagher, but Gallagher returns to beating up Metalik’s leg. Kalisto returns to protest but the referee keeps him back. Gallagher eggs Kalisto on before tagging Kendrick back in. Kendrick keeps Metalik isolated in the Ungentlemanly corner, wrenching that leg on the ropes before hoisting him up to the top rope. Kendrick uses the ropes on that leg again, backs off then returns to using the ropes. Metalik fights back, knocking Gallagher off the apron before, on one leg, giving Kendrick a SUPER Bulldog!
Metalik crawls while Kalisto starts up another “Lucha! Lucha!” chant. Kendrick crawls, too, hot tag to Gallagher, Gallagher drags Metalik away. Metalik kicks Gallagher away, hot tag to Kalisto! Springboard seated senton for Gallagher, SUPERKICK for Kendrick, then he runs at them both for a handspring double arm-drag!
Kalisto fires up then unloads kicks before giving Gallagher the Spike-Rana! Gallagher is dazed, Kalisto starts up “Lucha! Lucha!” Kalisto wants but Gallagher denies the Salida, Gallagher shoves Kalisto at Kendrick but Kalisto kicks Kendrick down. Kalisto climbs up and hits Gallagher with the “dragon roll” corkscrew crossbody! Salida Del Sol!
Kendrick breaks the cover just in time! He stomps Kalisto in anger now, the referee tries to restore order but cannot, Kendrick is disqualified. That doesn’t matter to Kendrick, he goes right after Metalik, too! Kendrick brings Kalisto up, for Gallagher’s Extraordinary Headbutt!
Then they throw Kalisto right into a post! Kalisto tumbles out to the ground, Gran Metalik is next. They go to the outside, and Gallagher rains down rights while Kendrick prepares the steel steps. The Ungentlemanly Alliance drags Metalik over, the referee shouts for them to stop, but they do not. Metalik’s leg is trapped between steel steps and ring post. Gallagher pins Metalik down using his umbrella while Kendrick dropkicks the steps, crushing Metalik’s leg!
Metalik yells in pain, but now Gallagher wants a turn. Kendrick goes after Metalik, but referee reinforcements back them off. It doesn’t matter, the damage is done. Has the “cruel winter” come to stay?
Cruiserweight Champion, Enzo Amore, talks with The ‘Zo Train.
Tonight’s 205 Live was meant to be a night of celebration. Instead, the Certified G is doing Bonafide Damage Control, because of Gulak’s failure! They had ONE JOB, and that was to keep Cedric Alexander from being the next one in line for Enzo’s Cruiserweight Championship! Drew Gulak owns up, it is his fault and only his fault. Ariya Daivari is also willing to put blame on Gulak. Daivari is not off the hook in Enzo’s eyes. Gulak says he can make up for his loss with a win over Alexander tonight. That’s so convincing, Drew. But Gulak vows to “ground Alexander for good.” Speak up, Drew. Tonight, a #Better205 Live begins “in earnest” as Gulak “utterly annihilates Cedric Alexander!” That’s more like it. And Daivari, you’re on the ‘Zo Train, too. Start showing some passion.
Hideo Itami VS Colin Delaney!
The Innovator of the GTS had his main-roster debut on Raw, and now he has his 205 Live debut against the WWE ECW superstar known for his durability and not much else. Can Delaney tough it out or will he #GoToSleep?
The bell rings, the fans sing “Itami’s gonna kill~ you!” Delaney still puts on a headlock, Itami powers out, Delaney ducks one kick but gets hit by the second and then the third! Itami stalks Delaney before kicking him sharply in the back. Itami shouts “Respect me!” before stalking Delaney in the corner. Delaney takes a sharp chop, but reverses the corner to corner whip. Itami boots Delaney back and hops up, tornado hotshot! Itami then climbs up and takes aim, flying clothesline! He’s fired up now, and punishes Delaney with sharp strikes and a skateboard dropkick! That’s not all, Itami lifts Delaney up for his move, the GTS!
Delaney is out, Itami wins! Swift and devastating, it may be only a matter of time before Itami makes the entire Cruiserweight Division to show him respect.
205 Live looks back on the events of last week.
Enzo Amore returned to take charge of his ‘Zo Train, and was upset that it was going off the rails under Drew Gulak’s guidance. However, The Premier Athlete, Tony Nese, spoke up to him. The Cruiserweight Champion would not stand for being talked back to, he made an example of out Nese. In other words, Enzo sent a message with the help of “Daivari Dinero” and beat down Nese in the middle of the ring. Gulak protested, saying this was not the way The ‘Zo Train should be treating it’s own. Enzo dared Gulak to pick a side and do something, and in the end, Gulak chose to stay aboard the ‘Zo Train by beating Nese down, too. Is the ‘Zo Train falling apart at the seams?
Backstage interview with Enzo Amore.
Can he please elaborate on why he had The ‘Zo Train gang up on Tony Nese? He sure can. “When you’re a Certified G, your word is your bond.” Enzo promised the ‘Zo Train a learning experience, and he gave one. But now Cedric Alexander appears.
Alexander sees Enzo as “the man who can’t be taught anything, but insists on preaching and teaching to everyone around.” Wow, Mr. Second Chance wants to have a word with First Place. “When you’re a Real One, you don’t need a second chance, because you just get the job done.” Does Enzo really believe that? If he did, he wouldn’t need The ‘Zo Train to get the job done for him. In Enzo’s fantasy world, he’s the “real one”, but the reality is, there’s only one word to describe him. Alexander’s right, that one word is “champion.” Will that one word still describe Enzo for much longer?
Cedric Alexander VS Drew Gulak w/ Enzo Amore!
“Gabba Gulak” failed to win on Raw, but vows to even the score tonight. Can he get back in Enzo’s good graces? Or will Alexander add to his momentum?
Enzo hands off the mic, Gulak reminds the WWE Universe that he doesn’t allow chanting. Fans boo and jeer while Gulak thanks Enzo. Gulak notes that normally he’d have a well-prepared PowerPoint Presentation for a #Drewtopian 205 Live, which would include removing high-flying show-offs like Cedric Alexander. However, as the saying goes, “there’s a time for clip-art, and there’s a time for action.” Make no mistake, you cannot be taught how to be a Certified G or Bonafide Stud. However, Gulak’s mentor and “best friend”, Enzo Amore, proves you can be taught that “now is the time for action.” The only PowerPoint tonight is when Gulak overpowers the bonehead Alexander and drives home the point that “Nobody messes with the ‘Zo Train!”
Enzo stays at ringside, the bell rings, Alexander and Gulak circle while trash talking. Gulak powers Alexander to ropes and grinds forearms into Alexander’s face, the referee counts but Alexander pushes Gulak away. The two circle and tie up again, now Alexander puts Gulak on the ropes. Alexander returns the forearm grinding, then dares Gulak to bring it. They tie up a third time, Alexander gets control, Enzo calls for a clean break. Alexander honors it but Gulak doesn’t, he kicks Alexander low and elbows him in the head. Gulak keeps on Alexander with a stomp in the corner, Alexander chops back, Gulak slaps Alexander into sitting down. Gulak then stomps a mudhole into Alexander, Enzo trash talks. Alexander revives to give a forearm strike, Gulak gives some back, including knee strikes. Gulak suplexes Alexander, float over, TWO. Enzo tells Gulak to keep on him and “get that money.” Gulak goes after Alexander’s leg with elbow drops and a toehold, Enzo likes that. Alexander endures the torque, and uses his free leg to kick Gulak, but Gulak just adds a knee drop to the knee before putting on that toehold again. Alexander grabs Gulak in a chinlock, Enzo wants Gulak to snap the ankle. Gulak stands up, Alexander stands with him and gives forearms, Gulak slaps and headbutts Alexander. Alexander shoves, rolls, handspring headscissors and dropkick! Alexander keeps on Gulak with stomps, then drags Gulak up for chops. He gives Gulak a European Uppercut, then a forearm, Gulak uses ropes for safety. The referee backs Alexander up, Gulak boots Alexander down. Gulak throws hands again, slapping and chopping Alexander on the ropes. The referee tries to keep Gulak back but Gulak boots Alexander out of the ring. The referee reprimands Gulak for his aggression, then begins a count. Gulak slips out and around to Alexander for chops against the barrier. Enzo argues with the ref, Gulak knows the rules. Gulak brings Alexander up to throw him into a post! Enzo loves what he sees as Gulak brings Alexander up again. Alexander throws hands and kicks, Gulak headbutts Alexander’s stomach before putting him in the ring. Gulak puts Alexander in a chinlock, wanting to grind Alexander down. Enzo keeps talking trash, Alexander gets up but Gulak knees and snapmares him back down to a cover, TWO. Gulak puts Alexander in a standing armbar, to torture the shoulder.
Enzo does not stop talking, Alexander slips out and rocks Gulak with forearms and chops. Alexander clotheslines Gulak over and over in a corner, then throws Gulak corner to corner for a big jumping knee strike!
He doesn’t stop there, he rallies on Gulak now, and Enzo panics. Gulak bails out, Alexander FLIES!
Alexander’s heels hit Gulak right in the head, Gulak goes down. Enzo is shocked, Alexander brings Gulak up and into the ring. Alexander takes aim, making sure Enzo sees the springboard clothesline connect! Cover, TWO, Enzo is relieved. Gulak sits up, still dazed from just a moment ago. Enzo shouts for Gulak to get up already. Alexander helps him up then lifts him up, but Gulak reverses to a sunset flip! TWO, into Alexander’s high stack, TWO, Gulak gets the takedown and jackknife, Alexander bridges up. They spin around for the backslide, Gulak blocks and breaks free. Gulak fakes Alexander out and then clobbers him with a big lariat!
Cover, TWO, and Enzo is shocked. Enzo coaches Gulak and starts up a rally. Gulak gets to his feet and limps over to Alexander. Gulak brings Alexander up, but Alexander blocks the suplex. Alexander tries but Gulak blocks. Gulak lifts Alexander up over the top, Alexander lands on the apron and forearms Gulak away. With Gulak dazed, Alexander steps in and hits the springboard complete shot!
Cover, TWO! Enzo demands Gulak get up and finish this, but Alexander is the one that fires up with the rally. Gulak grabs a leg, and wrenches in an Ankle Lock. Alexander reaches but Gulak drags him away and into the “Gulak Grip”!
Alexander endures, drags himself to ropes, Gulak rolls him into the bow & arrow variation. Gulak traps one arm, but Alexander uses the other to get the ropebreak. Gulak fires himself up as Enzo keeps talking. Alexander enziguris Gulak down and out! Alexander fetches Gulak at the apron and drags him to the top rope. Gulak fights back with body shots, headbutts Alexander down, then realizes he’s on the top rope. Enzo reminds Gulak that he hates the top rope and should therefore get off the top rope. Gulak stands on wobbly legs as he steps in. Alexander runs in, blocks the boot, then yanks Gulak off the top and into the Lumbar Check!!
Alexander wins again! The Carolina Kid is 2-0 on Gulak, and he grins right at Enzo.
Enzo locks eyes with his #1 contender as Alexander claims he’ll soon own the title. Enzo drops down to be by Gulak’s side, daring Alexander to come get some of “the best in the world.” Alexander dares Enzo to get in the ring with him, but Enzo talks more trash from the apron. Instead, Ariya Daivari appears in the ring!
Daivari confidently spins Alexander around, only to suffer the Lumbar Check himself!
Alexander tells Enzo “Your turn! Get in here now!” Enzo thinks not, he and The ‘Zo Train regroup and retreat. Enzo can’t avoid Alexander forever, will the ‘Zo Train finally derail during their Cruiserweight Championship match?
My Thoughts:
This was a good episode, overall. I expected the tag team match of Kalisto-Metalik & Gallagher-Kendrick, I enjoyed the tag team match for action and story, but I did not expect it to end the way it did. The Ungentle Men injuring Metalik was definitely in character, but now it brings things back to square one. Who is Kalisto to team with if Metalik is out? I know Lince Dorado is still signed but the way he’s been used, it seems unlikely he can help overcome the cruelty of Kendrick & Gallagher. Obviously Itami wins his 205 Live debut, he needs to come into the Cruiserweight Division as a strong and fearsome force. And at least Colin Delaney is consistent, he was the ultimate jobber in WWE ECW and he’s that again in 205 Live. Itami must wait for the title since it is tied up with Enzo and Alexander, but it wouldn’t take much for Itami to return to being Heel if he were to go against Alexander.
Speaking of, Alexander wins because it is part of the plan. He looks strong heading into the title match while The ‘Zo Train appears to be losing control. There is still a chance Gulak turns Face, given that Enzo might continue to harp on him for his failings. Gulak either snaps on Enzo and quits the ‘Zo Train, or tries and fails to help Enzo cheat Alexander, causing Alexander to win in the end. Either way, Gulak plays a pivotal role in the Cruiserweight Championship match and could still find his way to the title even after he is no longer part of The ‘Zo Train.
My Score: 8/10
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Is MXM Collection too sexy for the ring?
Mansoor & Mason Madden want to make AEW all about the aesthetics, but their runway just ran into The House of Black! Will Brody King & Buddy Matthews make sure torment is “in” right now?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- All Star 8 Man Tag: The Elite VS Pac & Blackpool Combat Club; Pac & BCC win.
- Queen Aminata VS Missa Kate; Aminata wins.
- Six Man Tag: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Holo.grm & VS The Dark Order; Dustin, Sammy & Hologram win.
- Friday Night Fashion Fight: The MXM Collection VS The House of Black; The House of Black wins.
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Collision bleeds over into Rampage!
Bryan kicks out of the roll-up, and he wrangles Jack into the LEBELL LOCK!! Jack flails, but The Bucks attack! Claudio & Yuta return to fire off hands! They brawl out of the ring, but Nick sends Claudio into railing! Matt whips Bryan but Bryan ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT! Jack is up top, and he MISSILE DORPKICKS! Jack repays earlier, kips up, but Yuta tags in! Yuta fires off hands on Jack! Yuta ROCKS, CHOPS, repeat, but Jack knees low! Jack CLUBS Yuta, bumps him off buckles, and tags Okada. Okada fires forearms, CLUBS away on Yuta, then brins him up. But Yuta fires forearms with Okada! Yuta CHOPS, runs, but Okada DROPKICKS back!
Okada ripcords, Yuta ducks! But DOUBLE SUPERKICKS are there! Okada gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE!! Cover, Pac & Claudio break it!! The fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but we’re already into another show with this! They brawl, Nick DUMPS Claudio, then SPRINGBOARD CANNONBALLS! But Bryan FLYING KNEES Nick! Okada BLASTS Bryan! Okada sees everyone is on the outside, so he builds speed! To then stop, and flip everyone off! But Pac is back! And he SOBATS! KICKS! And BOOTS! Okada tumbles out, Pac builds speed! Pac FOSBURY FLOPS, down go Okada and Jack!
The fans are thunderous as Pac finds Okada and brings him back into the ring. Pac tags in, springboards, 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Pac overshot the target by just a little bit, and that may have saved Okada. But “This is Awesome!” all the same! Pac bumps Okada off buckles, then runs up to BOOT! Okada sputters and slumps down, but Pac BOOTS him again! And again! Okada falls, Pac stalks him, and he brings Okada to a corner. Pac CHOPS! And BOOTS! Pac digs his boots in, tags Bryan, and Bryan drags Okada up. Bryan UPPERCUTS, but Okada shakes his head. Okada UPPERCUTS, but Bryan UPPERCUTS again!
The UPPERCUTS keep going, and the fans fire up! Bryan and Okada each egg the other on, and they just UPPERCUT again and again! Bryan gets the edge, tags Pac back, and Pac BOOTS Okada! Pac digs his boot in, tags Claudio, and Claudio UPPERCUTS! Tag to Yuta, and he ELBOWS! Tag to Bryan, he goes up while Yuta holds Okada, and the fans fire up with “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Bryan drags Okada around by his legs, hooks them up, and Pac keeps his eyes on The Bucks. Bryan pulls at the arms, but Okada crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, so Bryan STOMPS the knees!
Tag to Pac, and he drags Okada up. Pac puts Okada in the corner, sneers at Jack, then UPPERCUTS Okada down! Cover, TWO! Pac stomps Okada, and now Rampage goes picture in picture!
Pac tags Claudio, he drags Okada up, and Claudio whips Okada to the corner to UPPERCUT! Okada just sneers, so Claudio UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Okada fires a forearm! Claudio UPPERCUTS! They go back and forth, Okada gets the edge, then ripcords. Claudio ducks the lariat to springboard and UPPERCUT! Cover, Matt breaks it! Claudio is frustrated but he tags Pac. Pac climbs, but Okada avoids the shooting star! Pac rolls through, Okada fireman’s carries, but Pac makes it a STANDING BRUTALIZER! Okada slowly drops to his knees! The Bucks get in to stomp Pac! Rampage returns to single picture as BCC goes after them!
Things settle down and Pac lets off of Okada. Tag to Claudio, but Okada scoops! Claudio fights it to gut wrench Okada! The Bucks get in, but BCC intercepts! Jack stays far away, we get a TRIPLE TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!!! Okada survives, Jack checks on Th eBucks, but Claudio keeps going. Claudio Gotch Lifts, but Okada backdrops free! Nick tags in, CROSSBODY, but Claudio rolls through! Tag to Yuta, CROSSBODY PLEX COMBO! Cover, TWO! Yuta goes back up, Claudio heads over, but Jack runs in to RAM Claudio! The fans boo but Bryan chases Jack! Jack goes into the crowd, so Bryan continues after him!
The fans fire up as things are now a 3v3! Nick goes after Yuta, to SUPERPLEX! Roll through, and Matt is there! E V P TRIGGER!! Cover, Pac breaks it! Okada TOSSES Pac, but Pac drags Okada out! Okada kicks low to DDT to the floor! The Bucks set up with Yuta, Nick springboards, but Claudio catches the 450!?! The fans go nuts, and now Yuta GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt! Claudio SWINGS Nick!! Nick goes around again and again, past TEN, then FIFTEEN, then DROPKICK at TWENTY!! Cover, BCC WINS!!!
Winners: Pac & Blackpool Combat Club, by pinfall
Chicago fires up and The Elite can’t believe it! Yuta & Claudio just pinned the tag team champions, will they become AEW World Tag Team Champions tomorrow night? Will Pac use this momentum to become International Champion against Will Ospreay? What of Okada having to take on three men to defend his title? And will Bryan not stop chasing Jack until it’s time to go All Out?
Backstage interview with The Outrunners.
Lexy Nair is with Truth Magnum, Turbo Floyd & Erica Leigh, who are still celebrating their first win on AEW TV! Can you believe it?! The Outrunners have done it! Load up the jet skis, pop the champagne, they’re taking this party to the ocean! The same week that they’re topping the merch charts is the same week they get their first win on Collision! But wait! Jon Moxley & Marina Shafir attack! Moxley uses a CROWBAR to take out Truth & Turbo! Marina just uses her bare hands to RAM Erica into a wall!! Moxley “congratulates” them, they should throw a parade.
But this is what Moxley means! Maybe they should’ve checked their egos. Moxley & Marina leave The Outrunners behind, will these two become an absolute menace in AEW?
Queen Aminata VS Missa Kate!
Though she’s come close to gold, The Queen has yet to have her crowning achievement. But will it just be a matter of time before the One & Only African Woman is a champion?
The bell rings, Aminata and Kate circle. They tie up, Aminata waistlocks and SLAMS Kate down! Aminata drags Kate up, snap suplexes, but something more seems to be happening backstage. For now, Aminata drags Kate back up, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Kate flounders to ropes, the fans rally for Aminata, and she storms up. Kate uses ropes for defense, then she sucker punches Aminata! Kate fires hands, Serena Deeb is watching backstage, and Kate CHOPS! Kate runs, into a DOUBLE CHOP! And a HEADBUTT! Cover, Aminata wins!
Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall
The “Brain Drain” just put Kate to bed, and Aminata looks primed for her moment. When and where will that moment be?
Six Man Tag: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Holo.grm & VS The Dark Order!
The ROH World Tag Team Champions have brought this gold from Texas to Chicago, and they also brought the shining star who has already captured the hearts of the fans. But will The Natural, The Spanish God and the futuristic luchador be a top tier trio? Or will Evil Uno, John Silver & Alex Reynolds prove #DarkOrderIsGood enough for golden opportunities?
The teams sort out and Hologram starts against Uno. The fans fire up for Hologram, but Uno offers a handshake? Hologram takes it, but Uno kicks low! Uno whips, Hologram handsprings to arm-drag! Hologram dodges Uno, goes up and over, then slips around to go to the apron! Then he goes to the other side, keeps moving, and Uno gets frustrated. Uno runs up, but into a GMAANGIRI! Hologram shows off with the front flip! Reynolds stomps in to attack! Reynolds fires hands, whips, but Hologram ducks ‘n’ dodges,. Sammy tags, Hologram sends Reynolds into the SOBAT! Sammy sets up, Hologram rolls off his back so he can DDT!
The fans fire up, Silver runs in, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Dustin joins in, and they build speed! Team Texas fakes out The Dark Order, and they DOUBLE SPINAROONI! Then Hologram fakes Uno out, to handspring and hero pose! The fans fire up, but then Dark Order drags Team Texas out while Rampage goes picture in picture!
Silver RAMS Dustin into railing, Uno does the same to Hologram, and Reynolds whips Sammy into some! Uno drags Sammy into the ring, keeps him from his corner, and then tags in Silver. The Dark Order stomps away on Sammy, but lets off as the ref counts. Silver flexes, drags Sammy up and scoops to SLAM! Silver flexes again, he’s freakin’ jacked, baby! Cover, ONE!! Silver keeps on Sammy and ROCKS him with a forearm. Tag to Reynolds but the whole Dark Order mugs Sammy! The ref counts, Reynolds snapmares, and he stands on Sammy at ropes. Reynolds then IMPLODER ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO!
Reynolds swings on Dustin, goes back for Sammy, but the ref keeps Dustin back. Reynolds drags Sammy up, and bumps him off boots! Uno tags in, he drags Sammy up and hits a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Sammy stays in this but Uno stays on him. Uno drags Sammy back to stomp a leg! Tag to Silver, and Silver stays between Sammy and his team. But Sammy fires hands! Silver wobbles, Sammy fires more shots, and Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns as Reynolds back suplexes, but Sammy lands out! Uno back suplexes, Sammy lands out! Sammy ELBOWS Silver, dodges the rest, hot tag to Dustin! The fans fire up as Dustin rallies, then whips. Reynolds reverses but Dustin says “Not Today!” RHODES UPPERCUT! Atomic drop! Dustin runs to BOOT and BULLDOG! Silver runs up, into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Uno runs up, into a SNAP POWERLSAM! Reynolds tries, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up and Dustin tags Sammy. Sammy tags Hologram, and the trio gets Dark Order up. They all JAB! JAB! JAB! Dark Order shoves back, dodges, and shout STOP! Then TRIPLE SLAP!!
The fans boo but Silver has Hologram on ropes! Silver gets moving, Dark Order TRIPLE KICK COMBO! GERMAN SUPLEX! Silver fires up, the fans are torn, and we see The Premier Athletes all watching. Reynolds & Uno get Hologram up for Silver to run, but Hologram avoids the pendulum! Dustin & Sammy DUMP Silver, Hologram dodges Evil Y Reynolds, and he gives Sammy a boost to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Sammy & Hologram go to the apron! They SUPERKICK Uno & Silver, then go up the corners! DOUBLE ASAI MOONSAULTS!! Direct hits, and then DESTROYER for Reynolds!
Dustin calls to Sammy, Sammy goes up to FLYING CUTTER! Hologram goes up to 450 SPLASH!! Cover, Team Texas wins!
Winners: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara & Holo.grm, by pinfall
A great debut on Rampage for Hologram, a great win overall for the ROH World Tag Team Champions, will they keep this going until they’re dripping with gold?
The Bang Bang Gang speaks.
Juice Robinson says here’s the thing about the AEW Trios Division: You need momentum on your side. You ain’t gonna get the job done with a win here and there. You need to string ’em together, snowball effect. W after W after W! Austin says chill. They all want W’s, but there is something serious to address. Austin still doesn’t have a nickname! They’ve got Fully Cocked Colten Gunn! Rock Hard Juice Robinson! And… What do they have for Austin? Colten thinks on it. But in steps The Cage of Agony. Bishop Kaun says he has an idea: Ass Boy Austin! Oh, clever, clever. No right, here’s one: Runner Up in the Top Prospect Tournament!
Wow, that was a long time ago, Kaun. Not relevant. The Machine says there has to be a better one. Kaun has it now: Nepo Baby. What? Like he’s got a famous mom or something? Kaun says okay, no, this is the best: Former AEW World Trios Champion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s just everyone here right now. Colten says that’s tough talk coming from the team that lost the ROH World Six Man titles to them. Cage says hey, Colten, you might be a “body guy” compared to the rest of this roster, but stepping to The Machine, watch your tone. Shake weights don’t count, Cage. Cage says the only reason Bang Bang Gang won cuz they had six guys at the time!
Nowadays, the three Bang Bang Gang won’t beat The Cage of Agony. Then let’s find out! If you’re not down with that, they have two words for ya! GUNS- Wait! The Cage of Agony block the finger guns! They clap their hands and say, “Gates, OPEN!” Toa Liona roars, Juice roars back, sorta. Will the Collision Cowboys be able to bring down these three behemoths? Or will they be caught inside The Cage of Agony?
BREAKING NEWS!
Lexy Nair says for the Zero Hour, there will be a TRIOS TRIPLE THREAT! Standing by are two of the three teams, Top Flight Crew’s Darius, Dante & Action, and Shane Taylor Promotions with Beast Mortos. But then the third team can be heard coming as Roderick Strong shouts “BEEEEAST!” Roddy thought Mortos was Kingdom! Shane says Mortos followed the money, so can he help them? Matt Taven says Mortos hasn’t learned the value of a dollar! Mike Bennett says Shane can’t help them, but they can help Shane, because surprise, guess who the third team is? Yeah, it’s The Kingdom. And there’s a BIG winner’s purse put on this one.
Not that it’s going to more matching outfits, Top Flight. The Kingdom leaves, Action says check it. In the end, it doesn’t matter whose side The Beast is on, it won’t be the winning side. And Top Flight IS. They will fly home with that guac. CHACHING~! So buckle up. Lee Moriarty has Shane and Mortos calm down. Will #TAIGASTYLE have just the plan to come away with that big money cash prize?
Friday Night Fashion Fight: The MXM Collection VS The House of Black!
It’s hard to say there are any rules outside the norm for this match, other than to dress to impress. Will Mansoor & Mason Madden prove that no matter what, they’re always the best dressed in the locker room? Or will Brody King & Buddy Matthews give them a makeover involving bruises, lacerations and hospital gowns?
Wait, who is this weirdo in the trash bag and oversized wood sandals? Why is he being carried out here? These are the judges for this Fashion Fight?! Well, what do you expect from modern fashion these days? Anyway, the teams sort out, and the Iron Chic starts against the Aussie Juggernaut. The fans bark for the House of Black, and Mansoor dodges Buddy. Mansoor struts, POSES, and calls for a score. Tens across the board! Buddy scowls, waistlocks, Mansoor switches, but Buddy switches. Mansoor switches again, shoves, and POSES! Another score of tens across the board! Feels like they’re a bit biased, though…
Buddy and Mansoor tie up, Mansoor waistlocks, Buddy switches, but Mansoor ELBOWS free! Mansoor runs, sunset flips, but Buddy stays up! Buddy drags Mansoor up, TOSSES him, then blocks a boot! Buddy swings on Mansoor but Mansoor stays in the ropes! The ref counts, Buddy lets off, and the judges give Buddy all threes! Yeah, definitely biased. Mansoor headlocks, Buddy powers out, and they RAM shoulders! Buddy doesn’t budge, and he headlocks for a takeover! Mansoor headscissors, Buddy kips free, then he avoids the sweep. Buddy headlocks, Mansoor powers up and out, but Buddy CLOBBERS him!
Mansoor gets up, Buddy blocks the kick and FLIPS Mansoor! Mansoor scrambles away, asks for a score, and Buddy gets a total of 4! Mansoor says he is still better than Buddy, and he tags Mason in. The Mahogany Hunk calls out the King of Death, and the fans bark it up! Buddy tags Brody, and Mason is all fired up! Brody stares Mason down, but then Mansoor tags in? Mansoor steps up to Brody, says eat this, and CHOPS! But Brody doesn’t budge! The judges still give all tens! But Brody CHOPS Mansoor! Mansoor falls, the judges can’t hep but admit, that was a seven. Mansoor RIPS that seven, and finds the “YOU SUCK” one among them!
But then Mansoor turns around, and Brody CROSSBODIES them all!! That’s a ten, as in, a STRIKE! The fans fire up as Brody holds up the ten! Mason runs up but Buddy FLYING KNEES him down! Mason is in a daze, Buddy holds up the ten, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody drags Mansoor up to run and RAM him into railing! Brody CHOPS Mansoor against apron, Buddy says ten! The fans cheer, “TEN! TEN! TEN!” Brody kicks Mansoor into the ring, drags him up, and CHOPS! TEN! Mansoor stings, he feels more like a two right now. Buddy tags, he drags Mansoor up and CHOPS him down! TEN! Mansoor bails out, the House pursues, and they put Mansoor back in. But Mason ancohrs Buddy! Buddy kicks Mason, but Mansoor DRAPING DDTS Buddy!! Tag to Mason, and he SENTONS! Anmd ELBOW DROPS! And covers, ONE!! Mason snarls, he tags Mason, and MXM double whip.
MXM DOUBLE ELBOW, POSE, but no judges to score it. DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Mansoor drags Buddy up, tags Mason in, and MXM mugs Buddy. Mason whips Mansoor in, but Buddy BOOTS him! Buddy goes up and over Mason, but Mansoor lifts Buddy! Mason runs, HIGH KICK SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Mason stares Brody down, drags Buddy up, and puts him on ropes. Mason CHOKES Buddy, lets off as the ref counts, and Mansoor hip attacks! Mansoor says kiss this, and Mason tags him in. MXM regroup on the apron, finger boop and DOUBLE HIP ATTACK! Buddy sputters as MXM clap them cheeks!
MXM go again, but Buddy mores! Mansoor takes the worse of that, and Buddy BLASTS them both off the apron! Mansoor hurries back in, and he CLOBBERS Buddy! Mansoor drags Buddy up, brings him over, and Mason steps in. MXM whips Buddy to the corner, then shake their booties. Rampage returns to single picture, Mansoor runs in, but Buddy BOOTS him down! Mansoor falls to his knees, Buddy runs up and uses him for a step! FLYING KNEE into Mason! The fans fire up as Buddy and MXM are all down! Buddy crawls, but Mason YANKS Brody down! The fans boo, but Mason eggs Brody on. Mansoor rolls Buddy, TWO!
Buddy blocks a boot but Mansoor ENZIGIRIS! Mansoor runs, springboards, into a V-TRIGGER!! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Mansoor and Buddy crawl, hot tags to Brody and Mason! The fans fire up as the two RAM shoulders! Chants of “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” begins! The forearms fly, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” The CHOPS and the BOOTS, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Mason dodges, fireman’s carries, but Brody elbows free! ROLLING ELBOW! Fireman’s carry, but Mansoor makes the save! SUPERKICK! Brody LARIATS back! Mason is still up, and he choke grips! Brody pries free, so Mason HEADBUTTS!
Brody goes to a corner, Mason runs up, but Brody OVERHEAD SUPLEXES him into buckles! Mason slumps upside-down, and the fans bark again! Brody storms around as he barks, and then he runs in to CANNONBALL! Mason sputters, Brody drags him to a cover, TWO!! Mason survives and Brody is surprised! Brody frowns, but Mansoor goes after Buddy! Mansoor sends Buddy into steps! Brody drags Mansoor up but Mansoor HOTSHOTS! And CHAIR SHOTS!! The ref was busy checking Mason! Mason SITOUT CHOKE SLAMS!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives “South of Paris,” but Mason says time to kill ’em fashionably!
Tag to Mansoor, and he storms in. Mason underhooks, but Brody’s too big! Brody sends Mason into Mansoor, tags Buddy, and Buddy METEORAS Mason! Mansoor runs up, into a POP-UP KNEE! SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Buddy puts Mansoor up top then climbs! But Mason CLUBS Buddy! Mason Electric Chairs, but Buddy slips free! Mason is sent into Mansoor, Mansoor lands hard on his runway! Mason grabs Buddy, but Buddy flips free of the choke slam! Buddy then DUMPS Mason out, Brody is in! Brody DIVES onto Mason!! The big men hit railing, and Buddy has Mansoor! SUPER DUPER PLEX!
Buddy rolls through, Brody is in, Mansoor is thrown into DANTE’S INFERNO!! Cover, The House of Black wins!
Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall
Talk about “Brutal fashion,” this was a victory as beautiful as it was vicious! Brody & Buddy proved #TheHouseAlwaysWins, but will they win their way back to title opportunities?
Will Ospreay speaks.
“I have been asked all day today, ‘How you feelin’, Will? You feelin’ alright?’ I dunno how you feel when you’ve taken a Poison-Rana on the stage and a brainbuster on some stage carts, mate, but yeah, hunky dury. I’m feeling great. I’m feeling great to cut these ties that bind myself to Pac. That’s history, right? See, Pac, everybody might know you as The Bastard right now, or maybe they know you as The Man Gravity Forgot. I know you as a UK backyard wrestler. You see, I could say words to you right now that’d perk your ears up that no one else knows. I could say stuff like Steve Farrow. I could say stuff like NAW.
“Because I’ve walked in your shoes. When I walked into that territory that you left, they’d say, ‘Man, you’re good. You ain’t Pac.’ They said the same thing on the UK independents. They said, ‘You’re good, but you’re not Pac.'” Ospreay made them all eat their words, and then he walked on the bridge Pac built, from England to Japan. Pac paved the way for him and Ospreay is thankful. But when Ospreay walked in there, they also said, “You’re good, but you’re not Pac.” Ospreay has been chasing Pac, and five years ago, Pac was Dragon Gate Dream Gate Champion, and Ospreay was NEVER Openweight Champion, and they didn’t get a decision. It was a 30 minute time limit draw.
You think Ospreay is satisfied with that? Nah, bruv! Ospreay’s still been chasing Pac! And here it is. Without even realizing it, Ospreay has lapped Pac. When Pac hit that rana, and Ospreay heard that crappy northern accent, “Don’t you underestimate me.” You thought Ospreay forgot? Nah, bruv. Ospreay could never forget Pac. Not all the work Pac’s done, not all the history they have. No one has forgotten about Pac. He just has been in this position so many times, we’ve lost faith. Wanna change it? Then there’s 24 hours left, bruv. These two may not have had their Wembley Moment together, but who walks away having won THE moment?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage as part of the go-home night to All Out, though they of course accommodated the bleed over from Collision. Good stuff, already talked about it all for the Collision article, and I also touched on Moxley & Marina jumping The Outrunners with that article, too. It was easy heat for Moxley & Marina beating up on The Outrunners, who just had their big moment, but Moxley touched on not celebrating mediocrity and being humble in victory. Darby Allin will probably respond by saying this is just Moxley being a bully. Anyway, good win for Aminata, and Deeb watching her sets up how they’ll be feuding soon enough.
Good promo of Bang Bang Gang and Cage of Agony, and they’ll have a very good match, probably naming the winners the #1 contenders to the World Trios Championships. More than I can say for Premier Athletes. What business do Nese, Daivari & Woods have watching Dustin & Sammy like they’re gonna get any of the ROH titles off them? Nese, Daivari & Woods lose to all sorts of established names, Dustin, Sammy & The Von Erichs will be no different. But still a really good, really fun Six Man Tag of Dustin, Sammy & Hologram beating Dark Order. Dark Order really is a trio that should’ve been given more, but oh well.
Good promo segment from Kingdom, STP and Top Flight, with another of these kayfabe’d money prize matches happening just because. Like, title opportunities not being won here? I know Roddy is waiting to go after the FTW Championship, but why not have him & The Kingdom try to move up from ROH titles to AEW titles in this match? Though, Top Flight might be right. They won that $3000 trios royale thing a year or so ago, they might win this one so that they keep making money and building their budget for more airline pilot gimmick gear.
And while I was expecting a fashion show themed Street Fight, I suppose judges giving scores was good enough of a gag for this match. The fashion themed Street Fight would’ve probably been better, though. But the House of Black would’ve won out anyway, so best to do it in a standard rules match. And then a great promo from Ospreay to properly frame this feud with Pac. I do wish they would’ve let this be the All In match but whatever, this will still be a show stealer of a match for All Out. But as I said for Collision, and even Dynamite on Wednesday, Pac has been standing tall so the math favors Ospreay retaining the title.
My Score: 8.7/10
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It’s All Out Eve and the stars are shining!
Before putting up a lot of gold on the line, The Elite battles Blackpool Combat Club & PAC in an All Star 8 Man Tag main event! But will Jack Perry make Bryan Danielson into a sacrifice even before their world championship match?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Continental Contenders Challenge: Mark Briscoe VS Lance Archer; Mark wins and advances to All Out.
- Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson; GYV win.
- Continental Contenders Challenge: Orange Cassidy VS Bryan Keith; Cassidy wins and advances to All Out.
- The Outrunners w/ Erica Leigh VS Davey Bang & August Matthews; The Outrunners win.
- Continental Contenders Challenge: Konosuke Takeshita VS The Beast Mortos; Konosuke wins and advances to All Out.
- Hikaru Shida VS Deonna Purrazzo; Shida wins.
- All Star 8 Man Tag: The Elite VS Pac & Blackpool Combat Club; Pac & BCC win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Jon Moxley has arrived.
The Maniac has also brought The Problem, and no one bothers messing with them. Moxley told Darby Allin to come find him so they can talk, will The Relentless One take him up on that?
Continental Contenders Challenge: Mark Briscoe VS Lance Archer!
The ROH World Champion has- JUST BEEN ATTTACKED! The Murderhawk Monster isn’t letting the Sussex County Chicken get going, and they brawl their way down to ringside! Archer RAMS Mark into railing, then scoops and SLAMS him on the railing! Mark writhes, Archer THRWOS him into more railing! “Everybody dies! That includes the Chicken!” The ref reprimands but Archer tells Aubrey to shut up. But then Mark CHOPS, ROCKS and repeat! Archer knees low, ROCKS Mark, then puts him in the ring. The fans boo but Archer storms into the ring. Mark is on him and the bell rings!
Mark headlocks, Archer powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! The fans fire up, Mark is busted open already, but he runs to RAM Archer! Archer just laughs it off! Mark RAMS Archer again, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RAMS Archer again! Archer staggers, the fans fire up, and Mark runs up. But Archer DUMPS Mark out! Mark flounders, Archer storms out after him, and Archer whips Mark hard into railing! The fans boo but Archer stalks Mark. The ring count climbs, but Archer CHOPS Mark! Archer CHOKES Mark against railing, and says he’s coming for Okada’s belt! Archer leaves Mark behind to refresh the count, and Mark hobbles away.
Archer storms up but Mark fires forearms! Archer ROCKS Mark in return! The count begins again, but Archer whips Mark hard into railing again! Mark sputters, Archer refreshes the count, and he soaks up the heat from the fans. Archer runs up, but Mark moves! The cannonball hits only railing! Mark tosses a chair into the ring, and he hurries inside. The fans fire up as Mark sets the chair up. Mark builds speed, and FLIES! Down goes Archer and the fans fire up again! Mark uses his bloodied shirt to CHOKE Archer! The ref reprimands, Mark lets off, and then he CHOKES Archer again! The ref counts, Mark stops, and he gives the shirt away.
Mark puts Archer into the ring, covers, ONE!! Archer is tough, but Mark goes to fireman’s carry! Archer powers out, whips Mark, and hits a SPINEBUSTER! Archer laughs having Mark’s blood on his face! Archer drags Mark up to rain down fists, and Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref reprimands about closed fists, but Archer CHOKES Mark! The ref counts, Archer lets off, and Mark goes to ropes. Archer storms up to CHOKE Mark again! The ref counts, Archer lets off at 4, and he paces around. Mark storms up to CHOP, ROCK, and repeat! Archer goes to a corner, he dodges Mark, and then he CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Mark sputters, Archer hears the fans, and Archer says one more time! Archer winds up, but Mark dodges! Mark CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Mark fires up to whip corner to corner. Archer reverses and Mark hits buckles hard! Mark falls, Archer snarls, and Archer rises.
Archer hears the fans, shakes his head, but Mark fires up! Archer SPLASHES Mark in the corner! Mark slumps back down, but Archer drags him back up. Archer digs his boot into Mark’s face, lets off as the ref counts, and then he CLAWS at Mark’s face! Archer grinds his forearm into Mark’s bloody face, but the ref counts. Archer lets off, then digs his knee in! Archer mocks the fans with clapping, and lets off as Collision returns to single picture. Archer dares Aubrey to do something, then he goes after Mark with knees and haymakers! Archer whips corner to corner, but Mark goes up and out! Archer still BLASTS Mark off the apron!
The fans boo but Archer smirks. Archer goes out to fetch Mark, and puts him against the apron. Mark CLAWS at Archer’s face, so Archer ROCKS Mark! Archer APRON CHOKE SLAMS Mark! The fans boo and the ref checks Mark, but Archer clamps on again! Archer drags Mark up but Mark fires ridge hand chops! And an uppercut! Mark BOOTS Archer into the POST! The fans fire up as Mark rises, and he runs up to BLOCKBUSTER to the floor! The fans fire up with Mark and he rises again! Mark drags Archer into the ring, hops up a corner, and then FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans fire up, and Mark fireman’s carries!
Mark manages a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, TWO!! Archer survives and the fans can’t believe it! Mark is also shocked, but he calls his shot! Mark reels Archer in, underhooks, but Archer fights out! IRON CLAW! But Mark breaks free! And CHOSP! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Mark runs, but into a BOOT! Choke grip, CHOKE SLAM!! Archer drags Mark right up, reels him in, and BUCKLE BOMBS him! Mark staggers, into a ripcord and HELLICOASTER! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up again! Archer snarls, he drags Mark back up, and Archer puts Mark on the top rope.
The fans rally for “DEM BOYS!” but Archer climbs up after Mark. Mark fires body shots, but Archer CLUBS Mark! Mark still fights back, and he BITES Archer! REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Archer falls, Mark adjusts, and FROGGY-BOW again!! Cover, ONE?!?! Archer flips Mark off, so Mark SLIDING LARIATS! Mark rises to the top rope again and the fans are thunderous! FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, Mark wins!!
Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (advances to All Out)
Everybody dies, but not before their time! Mark promises he’s gonna add a second belt to his collection! “Okada, I’m coming for ya… B*TCH!” But who else will join the Chicken and the Rainmaker in that Continental Fatal 4?
Chris Jericho speaks.
The Learning Tree stands with The Redwood & Bad Apple as he says, “As we’ve seen recently, The Conglomeration is such a well-oiled machine. Each member, a very important cog in the wheel that makes them roll. From Orange Cassidy, to Mark Briscoe, to Kyle O’Reilly, to Tomohiro Ishii, one of my favorite opponents ever in AEW. One of the toughest men I’ve ever faced! And even though I would’ve loved to wrestle him again in AEW, now’s just not the right time.” Big Bill says time is the most valuable commodity humans possess. But time runs out for every man. Keith says especially this one. THEY’RE STANDING OVER ISHII! Sayonara, Ishii.
Refs rush in and call for a medic! The Learning Tree says “Arigato, guys~!” The Stone Pitbull was taken down in a 3v1 ambush, but what will the rest of The Conglomeration do to get their revenge?
Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson!
Zack Gibson & James Drake want to prove they’re the best, and that means going after everyone! Will Bulk Bronson & Beefcake Boulder learn the hard way that when you face the GYV, you’ve got to #GritYourTeeth?
The teams sort out, Gibson starts against Boulder. They stare down, tie up, and then Gibson goes for an arm. Boulder powers out, RAMS Gibson, but Gibson talks trash. Boulder kicks low, CLUBS Gibson, and then scoops. Gibson CLAWS Boulder in the face, then CHOP BLOCKS him! Gibson fires off forearms, then clinches. Boulder powers out but Gibson KNEES Boulder down! Tag to Drake and GYV drag Boulder around. A leg is isolated on ropes, for Drake to run and DROPKICK! The fans are torn, but Drake DECKS Bronson! Drake ROCKS Boulder with forearm after forearm, then headlocks for punches!
The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drake tags Gibson. GYV drag Boulder up, but Boulder’s too big for them! Boulder DOUBLE SUPLEXES GYV! The fans fire up and Boulder tags Bronson! Bronson climbs up the corner, Boulder Electric Chair Lifts him! But Drake slides in to CHOP BLOCK! The Savages fall, but Boulder grabs Drake! Gibson clinches Boulder, so Drake can ENZIGIRI! Then a throat chop! GYV DUMPS Boulder out hard! But Bronson returns, dodges Gibson and LARIATS Drake! Bronson ROCKS Gibson, fires hands, but Gibson manages to block some. Bronson still wrenches to short arm LARIAT!
The fans fire up as Bronson fireman’s carries Gibson. Gibson elbows free, then clinches. Drake tags in, shove, hurdle and bypass, for a DOUBLE HOTSHOT! Bronson sputters, GYV remind him, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Cover off the high-low, GYV wins!
Winners: Grizzled Young Veterans, by pinfall
Liverpool’s Number One and Mr. Mayhem have just manhandled some Savages, but wait! Here comes FTR! Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood make their way down to the ring, GYV stands their ground, and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Dax is after Gibson, Cash is after Drake, and then FTR TOSS Gibson! Drake staggers up, but Gibson saves him from Shatter Machine! Jameson talks smack on the English Muffins, then celebrates with FTR! The fans cheer, but then FTR give Jameson a SHATTER MACHINE!! GYV says FTR had their run, but FTR says prove it! Who will truly be the #TopGuys in AEW?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
Lexy Nair is with Freshly Squeezed, and notes that in moments, he faces Bryan Keith in a Continental Contenders Challenge match, and winning means going to All Out tomorrow night for a very full schedule. But how is Cassidy handling this seeing what The Learning Tree and cohorts just did to Ishii? Cassidy says yeah, his schedule is filling up. But what isn’t full is his backpack. So while Kyle checks on Ishii, Cassidy will punch Keith right in the face for what he did. Then at All Out, Cassidy takes that title and puts it in his backpack, right next to the seven grand in cash. Cassidy heads out, will Orange beat the pulp out of the Bad Apple?
Continental Contenders Challenge: Orange Cassidy VS Bryan Keith!
The bell rings and the fans fire up as Cassidy takes off both his own merch shirt, and the brand new Conglomeration shirt. Cassidy then puts his hands up, but Keith runs up! Keith avoids an Orange Punch, Cassidy avoids a boot, and Cassidy SHOTGUNS Keith out! Then Cassidy DIVES! Direct hit and Keith hits railing! The fans fire up, Cassidy builds speed again! Another DIVE! Keith again hits railing, and Cassidy seethes. Cassidy builds speed again, to DIVE! Down goes Keith and the fans fire up for the hattrick! Cassidy storms up on Keith, drags him up, and whips him into railing! Cassidy refreshes the ring count, he is furious!
Cassidy ROCKS Keith, refreshes the count, then ROCKS Keith again! Cassidy again refreshes the count, but Keith blocks! Cassidy blocks back to ROCK Keith again! Cassidy whips Keith into railing! Cassidy sends Keith the other way! Cassidy brings Keith around, whips, but Keith reverses! Cassidy stops himself, but Keith blocks his elbow! Keith HEADBUTTS Cassidy, then he SMACKS the hand off the steps! Cassidy flounders away, but Keith grabs the hand to SLAM it on steps again! Keith CHOPS Cassidy, then BOOTS him down! Keith roars but fans boo, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Keith storms over to Cassidy, sits him up, and KICKS him in the back! Keith refreshes the count, drags Cassidy up, and wrenches the bad arm, to UPPERCUT it! Cassidy staggers away, Keith refreshes the count again, and he drags Cassidy into the ropes! Keith pulls the bad hand into the ropes, then lets off as the ref counts. Cassidy crawls, but Keith stands on that hand! The ref counts,. Keith lets off, to then dig his boots in at the corner. Keith lets off to argue with the ref, but he stalks Cassidy to a corner. Keith snapmares Cassidy to then SLAM the hand off the mat! Keith taunts the fans, stands on Cassidy’s hand, but lets off as the ref counts.
Cassidy goes to a corner, he fires up by headbutting buckles, but Collision goes to break.
Collision returns as Cassidy fights to put his hands in pockets! Keith tries to stop him, and fans fire up as Cassidy kicks at Keith! Keith drops to a knee, and the hand goes in the pocket! The fans fire up and Keith is worried now. Cassidy dodges him, SHOTGUNS him down, and then hurries corner to corner, SHOTGUN again! Keith falls, Cassidy kips up, and the fans fire up! Cassidy storms up to “stomp” away. Then he actually stomps a mudhole! Cassidy goes corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Cassidy pulls at the elbow pad. No, his hand hurts, so he leaves that alone.
But then Keith grabs the arm to WRING it out! Keith underhooks, but Cassidy fights the suplex! Keith fights the Alabama Lift, but Cassidy still fights the lift! Keith sunset flips, Cassidy rolls through, PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up, but Keith rises! Keith clinches to EXPLODER! Cassidy flounders to a corner, rises up, and Keith runs up, into a BOOT! Cassidy goes up, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Keith roars, climbs up after Cassidy, and the fans boo. Keith brings Cassidy up, but Cassidy rains down elbows! Cassidy shoves Keith down, adjusts, and DEEP IPM- NO, Keith turns that around to shove Cassidy to a corner.
Cassidy goes up and over, but Keith gets him, CORNER EXPLODER! Scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and the fans fire up, but Keith snarls. Keith stalks Cassidy, taunts the fans, then drags Cassidy up. Wrench, ELBOW BREAKER, and then another ELBOW BREAKER! And then another- NO, Cassidy cradle counters! TWO, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, but Keith stops the DDT! Both men fight for control, and Keith suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! And then Alabama Lift, BEACH BREAK! Cover, TWO?!? Keith survives and the fans boo, but Cassidy fights through the pain!
Cassidy takes off the elbow pad, takes aim from the corner, and he runs up, but Keith SWATS the arm! Then KNEES Cassidy down! Cover, TWO!!! Cassidy survives that near knockout, but Keith snarls. Cassidy flounders, the fans rally up, but Keith brings his kneepads down. Keith runs in, into an ORANGE PUNCH!! Cassidy tilt-o-whirls to DDT!! Keith flounders, Cassidy goes up a corner! DEEP IMPACT!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (advances to All Out)
Ishii has been avenged, and Cassidy will NOT be paying Jericho back for that ruined $7,000 jacket. And now, The Conglomeration has two spots in the Continental Championship match! Will the word of the day on Saturday be, “Inevitability?” As it, is it inevitable that Okada loses that championship?
Chris Jericho speaks, again.
Jericho says hi to Orange, and congratulates him on the win. But he wants to document this. Since he’s not getting his $7,000, he’ll take something from Cassidy. And hopefully, Cassidy will become champion. Not that he’ll have his backpack to put it in. Jericho will keep the backpack until Cassidy gives him the money. And possession is nine-tenths of the law. So think wisely, Cassidy, because Jericho has a big pair of scissors. Thanks, Orange~! Will the Learning Tree tear the backpack to shreds? Or will Cassidy pay what is now a ransom fee to Jericho?
Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone & Kamille.
Lexy is now with The CEO, and her Brickhouse, and says that as we learned on Dynamite, Kamille will be banned from ringside for the TBS Championship match with Hikaru Shida. How is she now preparing for the match? Mone mocks that question, then answers it by saying she prepares like she always does: TO WIN. Mone wants us to ask why Christopher Daniels has to be all up in Mone’s business! But while Shida got Daniels to ban Kamille, that doesn’t mean she’s banned tonight. So stay tuned to see what happens when you mess with Mone.
The Outrunners w/ Erica Leigh VS Davey Bang & August Matthews!
Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd had a rough week getting rocked by Grizzled Young Veterans and then beat by Top Flight. But will “The Youngest Men Alive” rebound on the eve of All Out?
The teams sort out, Truth starts against August and the fans fire up. Truth and August approach, August dodges to CHOP! Truth just scowls, and the fans fire up. Truth powers August to a corner, August turns it around, but then Truth dodges to CHOP! Truth CHOPS August again, but August tags in Bang. So BANG, Truth takes him down! The fans fire up, Truth wrenches and tags Turbo. Turbo goes up, pumps up, and the fans fire up for an AX HANDLE! Bang tags August, but Turbo kicks him low! Turbo suplexes August for the ANARCHY! Tag to Truth, they whip and DOUBLE ELBOW August! MEGA POWER DOUBLE ELBOW~!
The fans fire up as The Outrunners flex! Bang runs in, but gets a double HIP TOSS! Then a DOUBLE LARIAT! Bang tumbles out, and Turbo fires all up! The fans fire up with him as he tags back in! The Outrunners shake the ropes, then the hoist August up! TOTAL RECALL!! Cover, The Outrunners win!
Winners: The Outrunners, by pinfall
They did it! A boyhood dream comes true! They win ON TNT! Will this just be the first of many?
Sit-down interview with Willow Nightingale and Kris Statlander.
Renee Paquette moderates this face-to-face between The Babe with The Power, and the Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor. She thanks them for taking time to have this meeting. There are a lot of emotions here heading into their Chicago Street Fight for All Out. Renee has not really heard much from Kris, especially since Double Or Nothing and her turning on Willow. Can Kris walk us through that moment? Why then? Kris says she could go on, where should she begin? First, when Willow got to AEW. Who was by her side? Two Long Island girls just trying to make it big. When Kris was TBS Champion, she gave Willow a shot because she cared about her.
But when Kris lost the title, no one was there for her. Kris never got pinned, and where was her rematch? And who won it after? Willow! Willow says yeah, Kris got signed here while Willow was on the indies, grinding, cheering Kris, paying for PPVs just to watch Kris! And when Willow got here, yes, Kris was there for her. Willow was so happy, because of all people, no way Kris was gonna stab her in the back. Kris says let her finish. What did Willow not do while champion? Give Kris a chance. Willow knew how much that belt to Kris. Ever since winning that title and them becoming tag partners, it’s always been about Willow.
Willow says it feels like there’s one factor that really wasn’t present: Stokely. This has nothing to do with him! This is about Willow and Kris! Willow’s “I’m so nice, I’m always smiling, nothing matters!” persona. Of course nothing matters to Willow. Renee asks how it feels to hear all this. Willow says this is blindsiding. Which is funny given everything Kris has done to her. But there’s nothing that can be done now. They have a Street Fight, all the wrongs don’t matter. It only matters that Willow makes Kris pay. Kris is glad this is a Street Fight. Now Kris can have physical scars to go with the emotional ones,.
Willow is so lucky that Kris is a calm, calculated and composed person. She knows when it’s time to strike, and it’s at All Out. Kris storms out, but will she be the one standing in the end?
Continental Contenders Challenge: Konosuke Takeshita VS The Beast Mortos!
The Alpha did not take kindly to Kazuchika Okada brutalizing Kyle Fletcher, so now he is coming for that Continental Championship! However, he has to make it through a brutal battle here! Will Konosuke conquer this menacing minotaur? Or will he miss out on his shot at The Rainmaker?
The bell rings and Callis says this is a great challenge for young Konosuke. Konosuke and Mortos stare down, the fans fire up and the shoving begins! Mortos fires up, Konosuke pie faces him! Mortos winds up, runs up, and RAMS shoulders with Konosuke! And again! And then DOUBLE LARIATS! And then DOUBLE LARIATS! “MEAT!” Mortos gest around, shoves Konosuke to a corner, UPPERCUT and GAMANGIRI! Then a SNAP POWERSLAM! Mortos fires up and so do the fans. Mortos runs up but Konosuke BOOTS him! Mortos tries gain, but Konosuke TOSSES him up and out! The fans fire up and Konosuke builds speed, to FLY!
The fans fire up as Mortos falls down again and Konosuke smiles. Konosuke tells the camera he will slay this beast! Konosuke drags Mortos up, whips him, and Mortos hits railing hard! The fans fire up, Konosuke HAMMERS away on Mortos, then CLAWS Mortos’ eyes through the mask! Konosuke lets off, refreshes the count, then goes back for Mortos. Konosuke ROCKS Mortos, SMACKS him off the chair in the corner, then CLAWS at the mask! The fans are torn, Konosuke drags Mortos around and puts him into the ring. Konosuke soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes after Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first!
Konosuke drops back, but Mortos DIVES! Direct hit with the tope tornillo and the fans fire up as Mortos rises! Mortos drags Konosuke up to UPPERCUT again! Konosuke staggers, then leans against the apron. Mortos puts Konosuke in, Callis admits he is impressed. Konosuke staggers to the far side, Mortos pumps up and runs in, but Konosuke puts him on the apron! Mortos ROCKS Konosuke, goes up, but Konosuke ROCKS Mortos! Konosuke goes up, fires forearms, but Mortos hits back! Mortos HEADBUTTS, but Konosuke BITES the mask! Konosuke drags Mortos to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER PLEX!!
The fans are thunderous while both men are down! Konosuke crawls but he can’t reach Morots, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Konosuke and Mortos goes to ropes, and Konosuke rises first. Konosuke storms up, stomps Mortos, then digs his boot in! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Konosuke argues with the ref. Konosuke goes back for Mortos, drags him up, and scoops to SLAM! Konosuke then goes up the corner, fires everyone up, and SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Mortos stays in this, but Konosuke keeps calm. Konosuke drags Mortos up, ROCKS him, but Mortos ROCKS Konosuke back! Mortos suplexes but Konosuke blocks! Konosuke body shots, then DDTS! Konosuke clamps onto Mortos for a chinlock and he grinds the monster down!
Mortos endures, fights around, but Konosuke thrashes him. Mortos fights up, fires body shots, but Konosuke CLAWS him again! Konosuke puts Mortos in ropes, to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, but he sneaks some clawing fingers in! Konosuke lets off for real, and then he brings Mortos up. Konosuke winds up to ROCK Mortos! Mortos goes to a corner, Konosuke climbs up and rains down fists! Konosuke fires up, the fans are torn, but Konosuke puts some stank on his CLAWS TO THE EYES! Konosuke lets off, Collision returns to single picture, and he whips corner to corner. Mortos BOOTS back!
Mortos runs to SLING-DOG! And a HEADBUTT!! Mortos roars, the fans fire up, and he drags Konosuke up. Mortos whips, scoops, and torture racks! BACKBREAKER DROP! Mortos then whips to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but the fans rally behind Mortos. Mortos aims, ROLLING-0 NO, Konosuke blocks! Konosuke swings, Mortos gest around to waistlock, but Konosuke switches! GERMAN SUPLEX!! A high and hard landing, but he’s right back up! But he swings int the BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke roars and the fans fire up again! Mortos crawls, but Konosuke takes aim.
“This is Awesome!” as Konosuke puts Mortos up top. Konosuke climbs up after him, but Mortos fights! Mortos throws elbows, then he brings Konosuke up. Konosuke fires shots back, but Mortos still SUPER GORILLA PRESS SLAM!! A rough landing, Mortos covers, TWO!!! Konosuke survives somehow, but Mortos roars! Mortos stomps around, the fans are thunderous, and Mortos aims as Konosuke rises. Mortos runs in, but Konosuke POSTS him! GERMAN SUPELX! Konosuke runs, Mortos dodges and SPEARS!! But Mortos can’t make the cover! Mortos crawls, ONE?!?!? HOW?!?!? The fans are thunderous all the same!
Mortos reloads, runs up again, but into an ALPHA ELBOW!! Mortos LARIATS back!! Mortos stands Konosuke up, but DOUBLE HEADBUTTS collide!! The fans are thunderous again as both men lean on the other. Mortos drags Konosuke up, roars, and whips., But Konosuke turns fireman’s carry into CRUCIFIX DRIVER! POWER DRIVE KNEE!!! Konosuke roars, hauls Mortos up, and he suplexes, RAGING FIRE!!! Cover, Konosuke wins!!
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (advances to All Out)
That WAS brutal, but it is The Alpha who survives The Beast! The field of four is complete, but will Konosuke prove he truly IS The Alpha?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
While Queen Aminata didn’t win in last week’s Fatal 4 Way, she’s back in action to prove she is still worthy! Who will be taking on the One & Only African Woman? Plus, the MXM Collection takes on The House of Black’s Brody King & Buddy Matthews in their “Fashion Week Fashion Fight!” Will this one be a fashion nightmare come to life?
The Outcasts speak.
Saraya tells Jamie Hayter that they were watching on Dynamite, and you know what they learned? That she’s the biggest SLAG! The biggest slag that ever did… exist? Yes! Saraya didn’t like Hayter disrespecting her, her family, or how she hurt sweet baby Harley. So now Saraya & Harley are gonna turn the tables! One of these days, Hayter will get them in a match, and she won’t like it! Hayter is gonna be in a lot of trouble, that slu- SLAG. Right, slag. The Outcasts head out, but when and where will they go after Hayter?
Mariah May speaks.
“When this championship touched my waist, it marked a new moment in wrestling history. The champion you always wanted but never knew you needed. I don’t run from fights, I get off on them. I haven’t shaken a single hand in that locker room because I know the best way to really get to know a woman is to make her scream at your feet. Ladies, I look forward to meeting you. But here I stand, the world desperately needs Glamour and I still haven’t had my AEW Women’s World Championship Celebration. Well, tomorrow is All Out. And there’s nothing more worth the money than watching me… be me.
“But the saddest part about being me is that I’ll never get to meet Mariah May.” The champ is playing coy, but will she bare it all before the world?
Hikaru Shida VS Deonna Purrazzo!
The Shining Samurai won that star-studded Fatal 4 Way last week, and she’s ready to sharpen her edge before going All Out with The CEO. But will Mone have an impact on this match here? Or will Shida handle her business with The Virtuosa before Mone makes a move?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, go around, and then break. Shida and Deonna reset, and the fans fire up again. Shida and Deonna circle, tie up, and Deonna pulls hair to put Shida in a corner. Deonna stomps away, the ref counts, but Deonna lets off at 4. Deonna “kicks dirt” at Shida, then storms back up. Deonna whips corner to corner, Shida reverses, but Deonna goes up, under, and around. Shida still trips Deonna to a jackknife bridge, ONE! Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Shida has the cradle, ONE! Deonna has a ghost pin, TWO! Shida dodges to backslide, TWO! Shida and Deonna are still hooked as they rise up!
The fans fire up as Deonna swings Shida, but Shida blocks the lariat! Shida kicks again and again, then short arm LARIATS! The fans fire up again and Shida storms after Deonna. Shida goes up the corner to rains down fists! Deonna stops her at three, but Shida slips free to BOOT! Deonna gets around Shida to roll up, and then POST! Shida falls back, Deonna THROWS her into buckles! Deonna soaks up heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
The fans rally, Deonna drags Shida up, and she wrenches an arm to a wristlock. Deonna wrangles Shida, stands on the arm, and Deonna STOMPS it! Deonna keeps Shida from the ropes, covers, TWO! Shida toughs it out, but Deonna grows frustrated. Deonna drags Shida around, traps an arm, and she knee drops the elbow! Deonna then drops a leg on the arm, and has it in a short arm scissor! Shida endures, but Deonna pulls on the arm! Shida fights up, then RAMS into Deonna! Shida fires forearms, whips, but Deonna KICKS back! And LARIATS! Shida falls, Deonna soaks up the heat, then Deonna paces around.
Deonna slaps Shida around, scrapes her sole off Shida’s face, then drags her up. Deonna hammerlocks Shida, facelocks, and she grinds Shida down. Shida endures, flails, but Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Deonna has the arm. Deonna wrenches, but Shida fires forearms! Deonna wrenches again, but Shida fires another forearm! Another wrench, but Shida fires a flurry! Deonna CLUBS Shida, fires off in the corner, then whips corner to corner. Shida reverses but Deonna reverses back! Shida goes up and MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Shida storms after Deonna. Shida ROCKS Deonna, climbs up, and she rains down fists! Shida stays fired up and the fans are with her as she BULLDOGS Deonna! Shida comes back to TAMASHII KNEE her down! Cover, TWO! Deonna stays in this, but Shida stays on her!
Shida sits Deonna up, climbs a corner, and the fans fire up again. Shida aims to DOUBLE- NO, Deonna avoids the stomps! Deonna then dodges, tilt-o-whirl, takedown! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Shida endures, fights around, then rolls free! But Deonna hoists her up to POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! Shida survives and Deonna grows frustrated. Deonna drags Shida up, vows to end this, and Gotch lifts, but Shida fights it! Shida SLAPS Deonna! Deonna kicks low! Deonna runs, but Shida blocks the kick into a STRETCH MUFFLER!! Deonna endures, reaches out, but Shida lifts her! Deonna headscissors free, but Shida CLUBS her!
Deonna ROCKS Shida! Shida QUESTION MARK KICKS! Deonna BOOTS back! Shida KNEES Deonna down! Shida drags Deonna up to FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives but the fans are thunderous! Shida warns Mone, this is what’s coming! KATANA!! Cover, Shida wins!
Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall
That edge is razor sharp, and Shida is ready to cut down The CEO with it! But speaking of, here comes Mone! Except, no Kamille? Mone says she isn’t afraid to take Shida on alone. But that’s because Kamille sneaks in from the crowd side! Even in those heels! And she DECKS Shida! The fans boo but Mone now joins Kamille in the ring. Mone grabs Shida’s kendo stick, and Kamille stands Shida up for her! Mone says you wanna mess with this, then she’s gonna get it! Shida ducks, the stick SMACKS Kamille! Kamille staggers, Shida DECKS Mone! Shida DUMPS Kamille out, then DROPKICKS her! But Mone hits a BACK- NO! Shida stops that, and KATANA!!
Mone flounders and the fans fire up with Shida! Is the Shining Samurai about to cut Mone’s treasury in half by taking the TBS title?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Alicia Atout is with the Top Guys and brings up the last two weeks, GYV going after them. They almost had revenge until GYV ran away. Yes, two weeks in a row, GYV left FTR laying. FTR tried to give GYV a face-to-face interaction, but what happens? GYV tuck tail and run. That doesn’t seem very grizzled to them. But Dax likes these guys a lot, because they remind him of another team. Y’know, one guy’s bald, another with hair. It’s like GYV are a less talented FTR. FTR suggests that next week, Collision in Dayton, Ohio, we get for the first time ever, FTR VS GYV! And this will be them “welcoming” GYV to AEW. #TopGuysOut.
Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.
Lexy Nair is with Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn, and she says it was a valiant effort at All In. But then, what is next for them after losing out on the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Caster thanks Lexy, the effort was valiant. They’re looking live at the best wrestler alive, and let’s check his good side. Caster turns around, and asks what it says on his jacket. Best Wrestler Alive. That’s right! Jackets don’t lie! And look what they’ve done this year. No top team can beat them. The Bucks? Beat ’em! GYV? Beat ’em! FTR? 30 minute time limit, FTR hasn’t been the same since! The road back to the tag titles continues on for The Acclaimed!
And this time, they nut up or shut up! Bowens says that’s right! But then MXM peek in! Mason Madden says, “That’s wrong~!” Mansoor says The Acclaimed should be claiming bankruptcy, food stamps, and unemployment paychecks. No one wants them here. But what do they want? MXM, the hottest tag team in AEW! They will beat The House of Black on Rampage in the first-ever Friday Night Fashion Fight! And judging by how these boys look, maybe watch, get some fashion tips. Speaking of, frost his tip. MXM go to boop but Daddy Ass grabs both fingers with one hand! Bowens says first off, EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed!
And secondly, there is only one team around here that does finger stuff! Let’s roll. Bowens, Caster & Billy head out. Mason says that wasn’t cute, Acclaimed. But will these teams meet again on that road to the AEW World Tag Team Championships?
All Star 8 Man Tag: The Elite VS Pac & Blackpool Combat Club!
While Jack Perry has the TNT Championship, he wants THE AEW World Championship. And while The Bastard, The Swiss Superman & The Decoder are the AEW World Trios Champions, they all want more, too! But which side will be looking like a real team as we roll right into All Out?
The teams sort out and Bryan starts against Okada. The fans cheer this revisit to a past classic, but then Jack asks to tag in. Okada obliges but the fans boo. Bryan says fine, get in here. Jack and Bryan stare down, circle, and the fans sing “OH~ Cry Me A River~!” But then The Bucks grab Bryan! Jack RAMS into Bryan again and again, lets off to stomp a mudhole, but he lets off as the ref counts. Jack tags Matthew Jackson, and Matt drags Bryan up. Matt winds up but Bryan counter punches! Bryan ROCKS Matt again and again, then tags in Claudio. They mug Matt, Claudio CHOPS, then bumps Matt off buckles.
Tag to Yuta, Claudio CHOPS and Yuta ROCKS Matt. The fans rally for Yuta as he brings Matt up to hit a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Yuta clamps onto Matt with a facelock, brings him around, and suplexes. Matt slips free, waistlocks, and Nick tags in. The Bucks mug Yuta, the fans boo, but The Bucks double whip. They double kick, then Nick runs for the ALLEY-OOP DROPKICK! The fans boo but Jack applauds. Nick puts Yuta in a corner, whips corner to corner, then runs up. Yuta goes up and over to scoop and SLAM! Then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Yuta drags Nick over, tags in Pac. and Pac CLUBS Nick.
The Bastard bumps Nick off buckles, then snapmares to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Pac stays on Nick but Nick JAWBREAKERS! Tag to Matt and he runs up to fire hands! Matt ROCKS Pac again and again, then stands on Pac! The ref counts, Matt lets off, and he drags Pac up. But Pac turns things around to stomp away on Matt! The fans cheer, the ref counts, but Pac lets off. Matt sputters, Pac drags Matt up and wrenches. Tag to Claudio, he UPPERCUTS Matt, and the fans fire up. Claudio brings Matt up to scoop and SLAM! Claudio then runs to DOUBLE STOMP! Matt sputters and fans cheer again.
Claudio drags Matt up, around, and tags Bryan. Bryan climbs, Claudio hangs Matt out to dry! Bryan GUILLOTINE KNEE DROPS! Tag to Yuta, he tags Pac, and BCC whips Matt to CLOBBER him! Pac sets up, STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, Nick AND Okada break it! And the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Bryan has Jack, Yuta has Okada, Pac has Matt and Claudio has Nick! QUADRUPLE RAIN OF FISTS! The fans count all the way to TEN, so that’s 40 total! Then The BCC TOSSES The Elite out! Bryan says it is time to kick Jack’s head in! But The Elite drag the Scapegoat to safety! The fans boo but Collision goes picture in picture.
Jack hides behind railing while The Bucks call for a timeout. The fans join in on “YES! YES! YES!” with Bryan, and then things settle down. Pac waits as Matt returns, and they circle. Pac knees low, wrenches, then whips. Matt ends up in a corner, Pac whips him corner to corner hard! Matt falls, Jack slowly creeps back to ringside, and Pac stalks Matt. Pac brings Matt up to put in the corner, and he digs his boot in. The ref counts, Pac lets off, and he KICKS Matt! Tag to Bryan, and Bryan KICKS Matt! And KICKS! And KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” The fans are fired up as Bryan just fires KICK after KICK after KICK!
Bryan finally lets off, and he tags Pac back in. Pac stomps Matt, drags him up, but Matt CLAWS Pac’s face! The ref reprimands but Matt SCRAPES Pac’s face off ropes! Tag to Okada, he snapmares Pac to run and basement dropkick! Okada stands on Pac for a cocky cover, TWO! Okada tags Jack in, he drags Pac up to CHOKE him on ropes! The ref counts, Jack lets off, and then Nick CHOKES Pac! Nick gets away with that, then brings Pac up. Jack tags Nick as Collision returns to single picture. Slingshot LEG DROP BACKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Pac toughs it out but Nick tags Matt. The fans rally but Matt tags Okada.
The Bucks mug Pac, whip him to the corner, and then Nick runs in., Pac puts Nick out! Then he puts Matt out! But Okada runs in, TRIPLE ATTACK int he corner! Jack climbs while Okada hits a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Jack FROG SPLASHES! Matt covers, The BCC break it! The brawl is on again and fans fire up! The Elite outnumber BCC in this moment, but Bryan drags Jack out to fire hands! Bryan whips, but Jack reverses! Bryan hits railing hard! Matt puts Pac in ropes, tags Nick, but Claudio runs up! Okada CLUBS Claudio first! Now Claudio is added, only for Yuta to attack! So Jack CLUBS Yuta!
Jack adds Yuta to this, and Nick goes up to TRIPLE SWANTON!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Pac stays in this for his team and the fans fire up, but The Elite soaks up all that heat. Matt stomps Pac, scuffs him, but Pac gets mad. Matt talks trash on Pac, pie faces him, but Pac rises! Matt pie faces again, but Pac fires body shots! Matt digs his laces into Pac’s face! Tag to Nick, and Matt trips Pac. CATAPULT GAMANGIRI COMBO, then Pac falls back! Nick goes up to DOUBLE STOMP BACKBREAKER! Nick says they’re the best ever but Chicago is torn. Nick swaggers, stomps Pac, then drags him up. Nick bumps Pac off buckles, then he tags Jack.
Nick whips Jack at Pac to LARIAT, then Jack hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Jack rains down furious forearms, then he tags Nick back in. Nick tags Matt, and The Bucks drag Pac up. The Bucks whip, Pac ducks the lariats to send Nick into Matt! Then Pac scoops to BACKBREAKER Nick! The fans fire up, Pac looks, and he hot tags Claudio! The Swiss Superman rallies on The Elite with UPPERCUTS and BOOTS! UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT in the corner for Matt, but the ref counts. Claudio lets off, to juke and UPPERCUT again! Nick runs up, but is sent into Matt! Claudio sends Yuta in to ELBOW The Bucks!
Yuta feeds Matt to Claudio, then runs, HART ATTACK for Matt! Claudio has Matt ready, but Nick SUPERKICKS first! Yuta swings, misses, SUPERKICK again! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Claudio, Matt cravats, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD! And a SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and the fans fire up again! Matt is frustrated, he tags Okada. Okada stalks Claudio, a revisit of their title match in Cardiff. Okada scuffs Claudio, taunts him, but Claudio roars! The forearms start flying! Then the UPPERCUTS! Okada brings Claudio around to scoop and SLAM! Okada goes up per the formula, but Claudio avoids the elbow!
Claudio comes back but Okada boots! Claudio fights the gut wrench with a gut wrench! The fans fire up but Okada CLUBS Claudio! Claudio blocks the standard suplex, but so does Okada! Claudio powers up to lift Okada! The fans go nuts for the stalling suplex and SLAM! Both men are down, the fans rally up, and hot tags to Jack and Bryan! The fans fire up and Jack freaks out! He has to face Bryan at some point, so time to rip off the bandage! “I’m not afraid of you!” Jack runs up, but Bryan fires hands! The fans fire up as Bryan KICKS away in the corner, “YES! YES! YES!” But Jack CLAWS Bryan’s eyes!
Jack KNEES Bryan again and again, then CLUBS away on that bad neck! “I’m the next world champion!!” The fans boo but Jack whips. Bryan goes up and over, keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! But Matt is in to fake the kick to DDT! Yuta gets in, ANGLE SLAM! Nick ROLLING ROUNDHOUSES! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Okada SHOTGUNS! Pac SNAP GERMANS!! Jack runs up, Pac dodges, COMEBACKER!! But Bryan’s up top! MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans are thunderous for Bryan, and he sees Jack just floundering. Time to kick Jack’s head in!! The fans are thunderous as Bryan aims, to KICK! And KICK!
“YES! YES! YES!” echoes out with every kick! We’re bleeding into the Rampage broadcast, and Bryan winds up! Jack ducks the buzzsaw, to roll up! TWO!! Fade out, and technically this is Rampage!
Bryan kicks out of the roll-up, and he wrangles Jack into the LEBELL LOCK!! Jack flails, but The Bucks attack! Claudio & Yuta return to fire off hands! They brawl out of the ring, but Nick sends Claudio into railing! Matt whips Bryan but Bryan ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT! Jack is up top, and he MISSILE DORPKICKS! Jack repays earlier, kips up, but Yuta tags in! Yuta fires off hands on Jack! Yuta ROCKS, CHOPS, repeat, but Jack knees low! Jack CLUBS Yuta, bumps him off buckles, and tags Okada. Okada fires forearms, CLUBS away on Yuta, then brins him up. But Yuta fires forearms with Okada! Yuta CHOPS, runs, but Okada DROPKICKS back!
Okada ripcords, Yuta ducks! But DOUBLE SUPERKICKS are there! Okada gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE!! Cover, Pac & Claudio break it!! The fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but we’re already into another show with this! They brawl, Nick DUMPS Claudio, then SPRINGBOARD CANNONBALLS! But Bryan FLYING KNEES Nick! Okada BLASTS Bryan! Okada sees everyone is on the outside, so he builds speed! To then stop, and flip everyone off! But Pac is back! And he SOBATS! KICKS! And BOOTS! Okada tumbles out, Pac builds speed! Pac FOSBURY FLOPS, down go Okada and Jack!
The fans are thunderous as Pac finds Okada and brings him back into the ring. Pac tags in, springboards, 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Pac overshot the target by just a little bit, and that may have saved Okada. But “This is Awesome!” all the same! Pac bumps Okada off buckles, then runs up to BOOT! Okada sputters and slumps down, but Pac BOOTS him again! And again! Okada falls, Pac stalks him, and he brings Okada to a corner. Pac CHOPS! And BOOTS! Pac digs his boots in, tags Bryan, and Bryan drags Okada up. Bryan UPPERCUTS, but Okada shakes his head. Okada UPPERCUTS, but Bryan UPPERCUTS again!
The UPPERCUTS keep going, and the fans fire up! Bryan and Okada each egg the other on, and they just UPPERCUT again and again! Bryan gets the edge, tags Pac back, and Pac BOOTS Okada! Pac digs his boot in, tags Claudio, and Claudio UPPERCUTS! Tag to Yuta, and he ELBOWS! Tag to Bryan, he goes up while Yuta holds Okada, and the fans fire up with “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan MISSILE DROPKICKS! Bryan drags Okada around by his legs, hooks them up, and Pac keeps his eyes on The Bucks. Bryan pulls at the arms, but Okada crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, so Bryan STOMPS the knees!
Tag to Pac, and he drags Okada up. Pac puts Okada in the corner, sneers at Jack, then UPPERCUTS Okada down! Cover, TWO! Pac stomps Okada, and now Rampage goes picture in picture!
Pac tags Claudio, he drags Okada up, and Claudio whips Okada to the corner to UPPERCUT! Okada just sneers, so Claudio UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Okada fires a forearm! Claudio UPPERCUTS! They go back and forth, Okada gets the edge, then ripcords. Claudio ducks the lariat to springboard and UPPERCUT! Cover, Matt breaks it! Claudio is frustrated but he tags Pac. Pac climbs, but Okada avoids the shooting star! Pac rolls through, Okada fireman’s carries, but Pac makes it a STANDING BRUTALIZER! Okada slowly drops to his knees! The Bucks get in to stomp Pac! Rampage returns to single picture as BCC goes after them!
Things settle down and Pac lets off of Okada. Tag to Claudio, but Okada scoops! Claudio fights it to gut wrench Okada! The Bucks get in, but BCC intercepts! Jack stays far away, we get a TRIPLE TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!!! Okada survives, Jack checks on Th eBucks, but Claudio keeps going. Claudio Gotch Lifts, but Okada backdrops free! Nick tags in, CROSSBODY, but Claudio rolls through! Tag to Yuta, CROSSBODY PLEX COMBO! Cover, TWO! Yuta goes back up, Claudio heads over, but Jack runs in to RAM Claudio! The fans boo but Bryan chases Jack! Jack goes into the crowd, so Bryan continues after him!
The fans fire up as things are now a 3v3! Nick goes after Yuta, to SUPERPLEX! Roll through, and Matt is there! E V P TRIGGER!! Cover, Pac breaks it! Okada TOSSES Pac, but Pac drags Okada out! Okada kicks low to DDT to the floor! The Bucks set up with Yuta, Nick springboards, but Claudio catches the 450!?! The fans go nuts, and now Yuta GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt! Claudio SWINGS Nick!! Nick goes around again and again, past TEN, then FIFTEEN, then DROPKICK at TWENTY!! Cover, BCC WINS!!!
Winners: Pac & Blackpool Combat Club, by pinfall
Chicago fires up and The Elite can’t believe it! Yuta & Claudio just pinned the tag team champions, will they become AEW World Tag Team Champions tomorrow night? Will Pac use this momentum to become International Champion against Will Ospreay? What of Okada having to take on three men to defend his title? And will Bryan not stop chasing Jack until it’s time to go All Out?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision go-home, and a clever use of Rampage to give the main event even more time. Had to make a snap decision on that but it’s in both articles now so no worries. Awesome match in that main event, though part of the bleed over just makes me think they were going out of their way to stretch the match when they didn’t have to. Great win for Pac & BCC, but with Bryan and Jack disappearing before the end, you can’t really say their match is affected by go-home math. Mostly because, as I’ve said, Bryan is not losing the title so soon, and Jack isn’t becoming a double champion just yet. However, this all indicates Pac loses to Ospreay and The Bucks retain against Yuta & Claudio.
As for Okada, it is still a wash given the three contender matches tonight. I’m a little surprised both Cassidy and Briscoe made it in, but I suppose that does add a touch of intrigue given the “every man for himself” nature. Cassidy and Mark weren’t likely to win anyway, so it really comes down to Okada and Konosuke. Okada can retain without hurting Konosuke’s power level, and Konosuke can win the title without having to pin Okada, their story might even extend into October and WrestleDream. Given the nature of WrestleDream being dedicated to Antonio Inoki, you can bet Okada will want to be on that card, regardless if he’s champion going into it.
In relation to that, good promo from the Jericho Vortex to essentially right Ishii off of AEW TV while adding heat to Cassidy VS Keith. Cassidy of course won, but uh, I guess he didn’t have the $7000 in cash on him already or else Jericho stealing the backpack would’ve gotten him the money. And honestly, Cassidy’s response should just be, “Who cares? It’s a backpack. I can buy another one.” Effectively, he needs to tell Jericho to finally get over his jacket, and probably not go buying such expensive jackets at all. That will surely piss Jericho off, and we’ll still get a match out of these two to revisit a lot of that feud in 2020.
Good win for GYV over Iron Savages, and good bit with FTR confronting them. FTR also had a good promo after to bring up GYV not wanting to braw now. They didn’t put a match together for All Out so this feud probably waits until either the Dynamite anniversary episode or WrestleDream in October to give it the proper build and proper stage. Good stuff out of The Outrunners, gotta love them treating a win over “jobbers” as the biggest thing ever. This story continues over on Rampage where they sadly get jumped by Moxley & Marina, mostly to give Moxley & Marina heat.
Good promo from Acclaimed, and with MXM Collection crashing it to also hype their match on Rampage. And while Acclaimed called out big time teams, pretty sure they’ll feud with MXM first before going back to the tag titles. Good promo from Mone to foreshadow her and Kamille going after Shida. Shida VS Deonna was a great match and a great win for Shida, and then Shida standing tall against Mone & Kamille gives away that Mone retains at All Out. Chances are, Mone finds a way to cheat without Kamille, which will surely push Shida towards going Heel. And then good promo from Mariah to tease her exhibitionist celebration for All Out, which someone is bound to interrupt, setting up a title feud to head for October.
My Score: 8.9/10
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