#FAKENEWS: WWE To Add A Fifth Pod To The Elimination Chamber???

Monday on WWE Raw the company held a multi-man match to determine the final participant in the Elimination Chamber.

And–SHOCKER–we didn’t have one winner. We basically had two. And one of them wasn’t even supposed to be in the match!

What happens next???

Well, our sources (with seriously close knowledge of the situation, like so close they needed to sign a consent form) tell us that WWE is about to do something revolutionary and history making.

And that makes sense, you know how much they love to tell you when they are making history…right, Women’s Royal Rumble?

What our sources have told us with great certainty is that this is all a set-up for WWE to add a fifth chamber to the Elimination Chamber structure, and that pod will debut on February 25 in Las Vegas at the T-Mobile Arena.

Now, the current chamber has four distinct corners, but WWE plans to alleviate that issue by placing the pod ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER.

But there’s more! They still plan to resolve the Seth Rollins/Finn Balor issue by having Rollins qualify, meaning the fifth pod will hold a MYSTERY PARTICIPANT.

And it won’t be on a timer like other pods, because we know WWE PPV events aren’t allowed to run long. It’ll be opened when the announcers say a SECRET WORD OR PHRASE.

SERIOUSLY!

It’ll go down something like this:

“Jonathan Coachman: One thing I’ve noticed since returning, these crowds can’t let go of CM Punk.

Michael Cole: Wait, did you just say…CM PUNK???

Corey Graves: THAT’S THE SECRET WORD, COACH!”

POOF! Pod opens, Jinder Mahal falls out. Smell the money!

(No word on how this impacts the Women’s Elimination Chamber match, btw.)

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