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Mitchell’s Ring of Honor Report! (6/9/18)

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ROH WRESTLING TELEVISION, Episode 351

Best in the World is on the horizon, but the ROH World Tag Team Championships are going to be on the line ahead of time! Mark & Jay Briscoe will defend their titles against Roppongi 3K’s Sho & Yoh just weeks before their defense against The Young Bucks! Can #DemBoyz retain to then do it all again in Maryland?

 

All images courtesy of the Fite.TV app and streaming service

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jonathan Gresham VS Flip Gordon; Gordon wins.
  • Kelly Klein VS Deonna Purrazzo; Kelly wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Briscoes VS Roppongi 3K; The Briscoes wins and retain the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jonathan Gresham VS Flip Gordon!

The Octopus and the Captain of #FlipArmy are two of ROH’s young and upcoming stars, but only one can win tonight. Flip knows Gresham is a “technical wizard”, but he is the “high-flying extraordinaire.” He simply wants the fans to “sit back, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride.” Will it be the technical tentacles or the aerial arsenal that wins the day?

The fans are fired up for Flip as he and Gresham uphold the Code of Honor. The bell rings and they circle. Gresham and Flip tie up, and Gresham brings Flip down to a knee. Gresham rolls with the wristlock, but Flip rolls, only for Gresham to follow. Flip gets to ropes and flips through, but Gresham brings him back down. Flip handsprings and reverses to a headlock, but Gresham flips through to escape. Gresham sweeps the legs, but Flip flips to land on his feet! Flip says Gresham “Can’t See Me”?! Gresham and Flip low-five to show respect, then circle again. They tie up, and Flip powers Gresham back to a corner. Flip backs off, then whips Gersham corner to corner. Gresham goes up and over, then runs, but Flip jumps around. Things speed up, Flip flips but Gresham drops the elbow!

Fans applaud and rally as Gresham aims at Flip in the corner. Gresham runs but blocks that boot to give a chop. Gresham fakes the chop then whips Flip hard into buckles. Flip staggers right into Gresham’s standing abdominal stretch! Flip fights out but Gresham pulls back his arm. Gresham bends the fingers all around, then around some more. Flip endures as Gresham pulls, and puts on the full stretch. Gresham grinds and bends Flip, but fans rally. Flip feeds off the energy and pries his way out, but Gresham blocks the hip toss. Gresham shoves and shoulders Flip, then pushes him again for a forearm to the back. Flip clutches his back but Gresham shoves him again. Flip counters with a forearm on the rebound!

Gresham grimaces, and hits Flip back with an elbow. Flip swings but Gresham body shot counters. Gresham runs, but into Flip’s dropkick! Gresham ends up on the outside, and Flip builds speed, to FLY! The triangle leap takes them both out while we go to break!

ROH returns to Gresham stalking Flip. Fans rally but Gresham chops Flip against the ropes. Gresham whips but Flip holds the ropes. Gresham chops Flip again, and Flip responds with his own chop. They go back and forth with chops, then move to forearms. Gresham hits, then Flip hits, then back again. They go faster and faster, around and around the ring, and fans are firing up! Gresham fires up, but Flip intercepts with the scorpion kick. Flip runs, but Gresham follows to springboard! Gresham wants the DDT but Flip denies with power! Flip powers through, and Falcon Arrows Gresham down! The back slows his cover, TWO! Flip throws a kick but Gresham gets under to roll Flip up, TWO! Flip kicks, sweeps the legs, but Gresham kips up. Gresham enziguris Flip, but Flip Peles Gresham! Flip runs, springboards, Star-Spangled Stunner!

Cover, Flip wins!

Winner: Flip Gordon, by pinfall

Flip takes flight and takes the win! Flip continues to climb up in ROH, will he get his wish of someone deciding to #BookFlip at All-In?

But wait, the no-longer-retired Bully Ray is marching his way out!

Flip notices and is on his guard! Bully stares at Flip, and tells the young star “put your hands down. If I was gonna get you, I woulda got you already.” Bully wants to let us know he knows things about Flip now that changed his opinion of Flip. He didn’t know Flip is from Montana. Bully’s parents always wanted to retire to Montana. 15 years ago, Bully’s mother died of cancer. When she died, Bully was in the process of buying his father a 15-acre ranch in Montana. “In the middle of the purchase of the property, my dad had a heart attack and died.” Bully presents pictures of his parents. Flip takes them and looks at them. Those were the same cards Bully presented at his Hall of Fame speech. Bully’s family could’ve been Flip’s neighbors.

Another thing he knows about Flip now is that he really was in the Army. Anybody that knows Bully knows that Bully is very patriotic and supportive of the Army. “Listen, I might not agree with the way you came up in the wrestling business”, but for everything Flip has done for this country, Bully will respect Flip as a person. Bully wants to shake Flip’s hand, salute him, and end the heat between them.

Fans applaud as Bully puts out his hand. Flip takes it and they shake. Flip hands back Bully’s pictures, and Bully takes his hat off to salute. And then he kicks Flip in the crotch! Fans boo and jeer the Hall-of-Famer for lying to them all. Bully asks Flip, “Do you know who I am?! I’m Bully Ray” and Flip is “a stupid Young Boy.” Bully leaves Flip down and out, will he face the consequences of this disrespect?

 

ROH looks at THE feud in the Women of Honor Division.

The Gatekeeper suffered “a bitter defeat” at Bound by Honor, 4/27/18, to Deonna Purrazzo. It was only Kelly’s second loss ever in ROH, but it was to her bitter rival. That was the last straw for Kelly as she would attack Deonna from behind. Then Kelly would attack Deonna on another night in “an unjustified retaliation.” Deonna would herself retaliate, but that didn’t settle this “violent grudge.” That comes tonight.

Kelly Klein VS Deonna Purrazzo!

Neither the Pretty Badass and the Virtuosa are the WOH Champion, but the title takes a backseat to the venom between them. Will the grudge be settled? Will the winner move up and challenge Sumie Sakai? Or will this only escalate things further?

But surprisingly, Deonna isn’t dressed in ring gear but street clothes. That’s because she’s skipping the wrestling match for a fight as she LEAPS out onto Kelly from the apron! Deonna only clips Kelly, but the fight is on! They brawl, and Deonna brings Kelly to the ground. Deonna whips Kelly into barriers! Then into the apron edge! Deonna puts Kelly in the ring, the bell rings, and Deonna goes right after the arm with a wrench and uppercut. She pulls on the arm, wrenches it more, then drops it with an arm code breaker. Fans fire up with Deonna, but Kelly knees low. Kelly whips but Deonna reverses into a Russian leg sweep. Deonna rolls Kelly around, and goes for the Fujiwara! Kelly scrambles and turns it to a cover, TWO.

Deonna throws hands, and Kelly answers. They brawl back and forth with forearms, but Deonna boots Kelly out of the ring. Deonna gets back on the apron, the fans rally, but Kelly trips Deonna up! Kelly keeps on Deonna with a scoop, and Fall Away Slam! Deonna writhes while Kelly catches her breath. Fans rally while Kelly drags Deonna up and into the ring. Kelly stalks Deonna while we go to break.

ROH returns and Deonna jawbreakers Kelly away. Deonna throws forearms, Kelly answers, but Deonna rocks Kelly. Deonna fires off many more, then blocks the boot into the German Suplex! No bridge but Deonna holds on as they both stand up. Kelly resists and reverses, but Deonna ducks to hit the second German Suplex! Deonna brings Kelly up for the third! Deonna is all fired up, as are the fans. She goes back to Kelly, brings her up, but Kelly blocks the suplex to try the suplex. Deonna slips out and rolls Kelly, but Kelly slips out. Deonna kicks low, then tries again, snap suplex to cover, TWO, into the Fujiwara!

Kelly screams as she endures the wrenching. She moves around and reaches with her legs, for the ropebreak! Deonna lets go at 4, then drags Kelly back up. Deonna chops Kelly, then chops her again, and again, and again and again and again, then just fires off hands. She runs, but into the tilt-o-whirl, which she turns into another try at the Fujiwara! Kelly resists, and powers Deonna into the post! Kelly runs in for the forearm, then the back elbow, then the discus clothesline. She drags Deonna but Deonna shoves her away. Deonna boots Kelly down, and fans build to a rally.

Kelly staggers over and still hits Deonna. Kelly hoists Deonna up top, but Deonna shoves Kelly away, only for Kelly to come back with forearms. Deonna boots again but Kelly turns her sideways. Kelly climbs up, picks Deonna up, and though Deonna resists, Kelly throws her with a SUPER Fall Away Slam!

Kelly crawls to the cover, TWO! Fans build to a rally as Kelly drags Deonna up. Kelly toys with Deonna before lifting her in the fireman’s carry. Deonna slips off and shoves Kelly, and Kelly goes into the ref! They both go down, and Deonna hits a cutter! Cover, but the ref is down! The fans count past three, but that doesn’t matter. And Deonna is furious. Deonna argues with the referee, but Kelly gets up behind her. Kelly boots and prepares, but Deonna resists. Deonna pries her way out, and gets the Fujiwara again! Kelly rolls through, to her guillotine! Deonna taps, Kelly wins!

Winner: Kelly Klein, by submission

Call it a mistake, call it bad luck, you still have to say Deonna lost to Kelly again. The Gatekeeper gets away just before Deonna explodes with anger. Kelly has avenged on loss on her record, will she go after Sumie Sakai to avenge her first?

 

Jay Lethal finally gives his Best in the World announcement.

“Let it be known that at Best in the World, I have gotten what I have asked for.” Lethal, Kushida, 1v1! For those who forgot, back at War of the Worlds 2014, Lethal beat Kushida 1v1. Then in 2017, a WotW rematch at WotW, Kushida won. The series has been tied and this is the rubber. Kushida, Lethal, we will finally see who is Best in the World.

 

Dalton Castle speaks.

“Bring them to me. Bring them all to me!” The Peacock wants the best challengers, and now in Baltimore, Maryland, he finds himself against two challengers who are serious threats. Should he be worried of collusion? Take a whiff. He smells like fire because he rages inside like a furnace. Cody and Marty should be afraid of him. Will the Peacock retain his title against two members of The Bullet Club?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Briscoes VS Roppongi 3K!

Who will be the ROH World Tag Team Champions after tonight?

Caprice Coleman joins commentary for this crossover championship match as NJPW’s Sho & Yoh return to ROH and #ManUp to take on #DemBoyz, the record 9-time ROH World Tag Team Champions. Win or lose, Mark & Jay Briscoe will still move on to Best in the World to face The Young Bucks! Matt & Nick Jackson want revenge for what The Briscoes did in their tag title match weeks ago, but will the belts be coming with them to Maryland?

There’s no Code of Honor when it’s Sandy Fork VS Everybody, and there’s no respect either as The Briscoes attack Sho & Yoh from behind! Mark & Jay throw hands, then chops and headbutts. Jay has Yoh outside while Mark throws hands on Sho inside. Jay whips Yoh but Yoh reverses to send Jay into barriers! Mark chops Sho down, then rolls him around before winding up. Mark runs, but Yoh gets in and drop toeholds Mark, and Sho adds the basement dropkick. RPG3K fires up as Sho brings Mark over. Sho snapmares, Yoh tags in, and Yoh slingshots in for double stomps. Yoh clubs on Mark, then kicks him. He throws forearms in a corner, then whips him corner to corner. Mark reverses, Jay runs in but into a boot. Yoh waistlocks Mark and pushes him into Jay.

Mark helps his brother exit, but Yoh throws hands on Mark. Yoh whips but Mark reverses again, and Jay returns. Things speed up as Jay back elbows Yoh and Mark runs perpendicular to clothesline Yoh down! Mark then back elbows Sho just because, and the champions loom over Yoh while we go to break.

ROH returns and fans rally as Jay grinds Yoh in a chinlock. Yoh stands up, fights out with elbows, but runs into a dropkick. Jay drags Yoh up, tags in Mark, and they mug Yoh. Mark brings Yoh up, throws forearms and slaps. He just toys with Yoh, thinking of RPG3K as nothing more than the Tempura Boyz they were a year ago. Yoh slaps back! Mark is shocked, but he gives more forearms. He whips Yoh corner to corner, but Yoh puts him on the apron. Mark pulls Yoh’s hair to bring him down, then climbs up. Yoh staggers up, and Mark leaps, but his ax handle is hit away with a dropkick! Both men are down, but crawling for their corners. Hot tag to Jay, and Jay leaps over to take out Sho before Yoh can tag.

Jay then headbutts Yoh back down, before bringing him up for another. Yoh staggers to ropes, and Jay chokes him. Jay lets go at 4, and Mark shouts “We know the rules!” Jay drags Yoh back up for a European Uppercut, then another. Yoh falls, and Jay drags Yoh up into a camel clutch. Jay spits at Sho, so Sho comes in and kicks at Jay. The referee backs Sho off while Jay and Mark stomp away on Yoh. Sho protests but that only allows #DemBoyz to fake the tag and let Mark continue on Yoh. Mark puts Yoh back in the clutch, and hooks the face of Yoh. Mark lets go at 4, then brings Yoh up.

Yoh hits back but Mark dares him to keep going. Mark then kicks and kicks Yoh down, and whips him. Yoh reverses into an enziguri! They circle, Yoh hits the backbreaker to neckbreaker! Fans rally, and Yoh hot tags to Sho! Sho rallies on both Briscoes! Sho whips Mark, Mark reverses but Sho uses that to dropkick Jay down. Mark swings but Sho keeps moving, to SPEAR Mark! Fans are fired up with Sho as he runs in corner to corner for the big clothesline. Sho throws Mark with a German Suplex! And again! And, no, Mark blocks the third, but Yoh comes in to SUPERKICK Mark into the third! Bridging pin, TWO! RPG3K fires up and the fans join in. Yoh brings Mark up, suplexes onto Sho’s shoulder, then runs, only for Jay to trip him up.

Jay drags Yoh out while Mark slips off the shoulder. Sho fights Mark off with elbows while Jay puts Yoh into barriers. Sho whips but Mark reverses. Mark runs in but misses, yet still clobbers Sho with a clothesline. Tag to Jay, and Jay boots Sho down again while we go to one more break.

ROH returns again, and The Briscoes double whip Sho to double shoulder him down. Mark brings Sho up in crucifix bomb position, and Jay joins in for the crucifix neckbreaker! High stack, but Yoh breaks it just in time!! Jay goes after Yoh with a right hand. Fans rally for “Roppongi! Roppongi!” while Jay goes back to the corner. Mark chops Sho, then tags in Jay. Mark hoists Sho up top and rocks him with a right. Jay climbs up to join Sho, but Yoh and Mark do the same on another corner. Sho fights back while Yoh and Mark fight. Mark sends Yoh back down, then Jay SUPERPLEXES Sho! Mark hits Froggy Bow! Jay covers, TWO!? Jay shakes his head, that’s not possible, but fans are loving this!

Sho stirs, but Jay drags him up again. Jay hoists Sho back up onto the top rope, but backwards. He tags in Mark, and Mark climbs up. Jay joins, but Yoh also returns. Yoh trips up Jay now, and Sho fights off Mark. Yoh puts Jay into barriers now, while Mark drags Sho back in a waistlock. Sho fights but Mark goes for the sleeper hold. Sho backs Mark down, and Yoh tags in. Yoh takes Jay down again, then runs to give the back elbow to Mark. Sho adds the clothesline, then Roppongi Poetry in Motion! Yoh brings Mark out, but Mark fights off the suplex. Mark fights both Tempura Boyz with haymakers and chops, then vows to end this himself, only to run into double knee strikes!

Mark falls all the way out of the ring and regroups with Jay. Fans fire up for RPG3K, and they build speed to DOUBLE FLY!

Fans are thunderous and RPG3K feeds off that energy! Sho & Yoh target Mark and put him in the ring. They prepare the finish, suplexing Mark onto Sho’s shoulder. Yoh runs, and they hit the Roppongi Cutter!

Cover, TWO!! RPG3K were so close, they can’t believe it. But they don’t stop, as Sho brings Mark up. Sho backstabbers Mark and feeds him to Yoh’s dropkick. They fire up even more, and want THE 3K. Fans rally with them as RPG3K stalk Mark. But then Jay throws in a chair! The referee is distracted, Mark LOW BLOWS Yoh! Sho fires off hands, but then he gets caught into the sleeper. Jay tags in, and while Mark keeps Sho down, Jay gives Yoh the Jay Driller!

Cover, The Briscoes win!

Winners: The Briscoes, Jay pinning; still ROH World Tag Team Champions

Mark lets go of Sho, leaving both members of RPG3K down and out. The Briscoes didn’t break any rules, but they didn’t finish this fair and square. Either way, they’re still the champs, and move on to Best in the World. Will the #SuperkickParty waiting for them be what ends their current reign? Or will they use another cheap trick to get away with the gold?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty solid night for ROH with plenty of time still before Best in the World. Gresham VS Gordon was great, and Flip has been rising as a star. Wow did Bully increase the Heel heat against him with that promo right after the match. He swerves us with the emotional talk that makes you think he’s turned, but then he gets everyone to 180 when he reveals he’s still a Heel. Bully VS Flip really needs to happen, especially since it’ll increase Flip’s star power even more. Kelly VS Deonna was good, but still a bit sloppy for two women so familiar with each other. Word is is that Deonna is going back to WWE, so her losing to give Kelly back her win might be akin to Deonna’s good-bye match as far as ROH TV.

Good promos from Jay Lethal and Dalton Castle. Great to hear Lethal VS Kushida 3 is happening, but since it’s an ROH event and Lethal is on his loss-redemption tour, Lethal has to be the one to go over. And what a great main event that was for two tag teams that went through shifts in their characters over the last year. Sho & Yoh really were that close to being champions, but story is why Briscoes went over. Briscoes VS Bucks means so much more with the titles on the line, but the in-ring action would still be great either way. Hopefully Sho & Yoh make more returns to ROH given the partnership with NJPW, and maybe with Rocky Romero this time to try for the World Six Man Tag titles.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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