Joe’s AAA Results & Review (9/21/2018)

Texano Jr and Rey Escorpion vs Maximo and Mamba vs Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr and Golden Magic

There is no shortage of anarchy in this match to start. The match begins with everyone brawling. Texano and Escorpion attack Maximo first and then focus their attack on Mamba. The mercenaries have their own bodyguard out there to help them. After beating on him, Texano executes a drop toe hold and Escorpion follows with a leg drop. Finally Golden Magic comes in and starts to change the momentum of the match. He ducks Texano’s strike making him hit Escorpion. He hits a hurricanrana on him and then a handspring elbow on Texano. He then hits a hurricanrana on the bodyguard on the outside.

He makes the tag to Hijo Wagner Jr who has a back and forth with Mamba in which he is more successful. Maximo comes in to kiss him but really just kisses mask. Wagner gets him down and then hits him with a basement drop kick. The mercenaries are back in the ring at this point. They’re doubling Wagner Jr. Hijo Wagner starts to make a come back and launches Golden Magic into the mercenaries for a double drop kick. Maximo and Mamba then hit splashes to the outside. Golden Magic and Hijo Wagner then hit dual moonsaults to the outside.

Maximo gets Hijo Wagner back in. To the side a fan throws a drink at Texano and Texano doesn’t like that and tries to confront him. Maximo and Mamba both kiss Wagner and Magic which stuns them and then roll them up for a close two. Maximo and Mamba get Golden Magic alone and then Mamba hits him with a last ride for the win. Mamba pins Golden Magic with the last ride.

The mercenaries bring in chairs after the match and beat everybody up with them. They start to drive the chair in Maximo’s neck. Maximo ducks a chair shot from Escorpion then hits a dropkick. Mamba is back in and ducks Texano’s bull rope and he rolls out at that point realizing the numbers are against them.

Winners: Maximo and Mamba

Laredo Kid, Taurus, and Hijo Del LA Park vs La Parka, Pagano, and Joe Lider

La Parka does a dance in the ring, the thriller dance. Hijo del LA Park doesn’t look impressed. It must get awfully confusing for American viewers to see all these La Parka based characters wondering who is who. Joe Lider and Laredo Kid start out. The fans want to see Pagano in but while Kid deliberates tagging him in Lider attacks him from behind. Kid hits a big lung blower on Laredo Kid which brings in Taurus. Taurus hits him with a big kick to the head which brings in Pagano. Pagano hits a roll over the top on Taurus where he completely lands on his head and then hits a drop toe hold then a neck breaker brings Park in.

Park hits a springboard arm drag on Pagano. Pagano is on the apron and Hijo hits a dragon screw leg whip, then hits a sunset flip powerbomb to the outside on Pagano. Now it’s Hijo LA Park vs La Parka. Parka hits a tilt-a-Whirl backbreaker on Hijo but Taurus comes from behind attacking him. Parka hits a sunset flip on him and Kid goes to stop the pin but Taurus pops back up so he gets kicked. Parka takes out Kid and Taurus and hits the dance. Hijo comes in with a chair and attacks La Parka then cracks Pagano in the head with it. He poses to the crowd and now they’re triple teaming La Parka.

Lider comes in to break it up and we’re left with Park and Pagano brawling on the outside. Park throws a drink in his face then brings him back in the ring. In the meantime Parka and Lider were taken out. They all hit corner attacks on Pagano. Park hits a basement drop kick to Pagano’s groin, and then Laredo hits a coast to coast to Pagano. Geez Pagano is taking a beating. They then triple team Lider and Laredo Kid hits a frog splash. Parka comes from behind to choke Park but it fails as he gets thrown into the corner and Park knees him in the groin. Park takes his belt off and smacks Pagano with it while Taurus pulls him by his hair. Taurus whips Pagano into Park and he back body drops him into the crowd.

Parka is left in the ring with Laredo Kid now, but that doesn’t last long as Park comes from behind. Parka counters them with punches to the gut and Pagano is back to hit a double block buster. He hits a leg drop on Kid which leaves Taurus in the ring. Parka trips him on the apron and holds him in place for Pagano to hit a middle rope senton dive. Hijo Park then hits a springboard moonsault to the outside. Joe Lider hits a fireman’s carry on Laredo Kid and afterwards Lider gets two chairs. He places them on top of him. Kid gets up and throws the chair off his head. He lays one on the floor and hits a spanish fly on Lider for the win. Laredo Kid hits a spanish fly on Joe Lider for the win.

After the match Hijo del LA Park is beating on La Parka with the camera wire. Something his father does to Rush in CMLL. Perhaps some inspiration? They all pose in the ring after.

Winners: Laredo Kid, Taurus, and Hijo Del LA Park

They play an introduction video for Ciclope and Miedo Extremo. They’ll challenge Joe Lider and Pagano eventually.

LA Park and Electro Shock vs Psycho Clown and Hijo Del Fantasma

LA Park has a Mexican flag cape on. Psycho Clown has evolved from a fire breathing electric guitar to a foam finger that shoots fire. In the front row a fan is giving him the middle finger as he claps hands with other fans. Electro Shock and Park attack Clown and Fantasma while Clown is still posturing to the crowd. Shock and Clown are fighting in the crowd. Fantasma joins them as Park throws him over the barricade. Shock hits Clown with a strap and then starts to pull at his mask. Park throws Fantasma into the ring post. Clown starts smacking himself to get himself going. Park brings Fantasma over to the table and clotheslines him on top of it. Park then powerbombs Fantasma onto the table. It doesn’t break though.

Shock hits Clown in the head with a chair. Park and Fantasma continue to brawl ring side. Park brings him in to the ring where Shock and Park beat them up side by side. Park takes off his belt, and they rip of Clown’s shirt and smack them with both of their belts. They take off Fantasma’s shirt and do the same to him. Clown hits a hurricanrana on Shock bringing him to the outside, Fantasma hits a big boot on Park and then they hit dual dives. Clown then hip tosses Shock onto the announce table which again doesn’t break. Fantasma puts Park on the other table and hits a frog splash. Table again doesn’t break. Fantasma then suplexes Park on the table and guess what? It didn’t break.

Clown throws Shock into the crowd then does a running dive on to him. Fantasma throws Park into the crowd onto a bunch of chairs. Clown gets Shock back in the ring and this him in the head with a chair. After about 15 minutes of brawling they’re all back in the ring in traditional tag format. Clown hits a splash on Shock and goes for a victory roll but he kicks out at 2. Shock hits a cutter out of no where for a two count, bringing in Park and Fantasma. Park goes for a back suplex but Fantasma lands on his feet. Park hits his pose but Fantasma drop kicks him.

After fighting in the ring for a bit Clown comes in to roll up Park and Shock rolls up Fantasma, both for two counts. Shock hits a big tornado DDT on Clown for another close two count. Shock goes for a move on the top but Clown hits a drop kick and goes for a pin that Park breaks up. Park and Fantasma exchange chops, and Park hits one that makes Fantasma roll out and then he hits a big dive. Clown comes in and hits a back stabber on Shock and then a pinning combination for the win. Psycho Clown pins Electro Shock with a back stabber then pinning combination.

After the match the rest of the mercenaries come out and attack Psycho Clown, and they steal his mask. They continue to stomp him afterwards. Fantasma then bites Clown which draws blood.

Winners: Psycho Clown and Hijo Del Fantasma

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