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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (8/21/19)

Ten days until Cardiff!

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The Ring General wants a face-to-face!

Time is running out before Walter and Tyler Bate meet in Cardiff and fight for the WWE United Kingdom Championship, but the champion wants to meet now! What will he say and what will he do to the Big Strong Boy before their bout?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Imperium VS The Hunt; Imperium wins.
  • Kay Lee Ray VS Shax; KLR wins.
  • Mark Andrews w/ Flash Morgan Webster VS James Drake w/ Zack Gibson; Andrews wins, he and Webster are now in the NXT UK Tag Team Championship match at NXT UK TakeOver: Cardiff.

PLAY BY PLAY

Imperium VS The Hunt!

Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner will represent their faction in taking on Wild Boar and Primate while trying to make the NXT UK Tag Team Division sacred. Will they succeed and make the Ring General proud?

The teams sort out and Primate starts against Aichner. Fans are on Primate’s side as he stands against the Italian Tank. The two circle and tie up, and both men are equal in strength. They break and bark at each other, but then tie up again. Aichner goes after the arm but Primate powers out. They collide but neither budges. Primate roars and Aichner runs, and they collide again, but still neither budges. Aichner and Primate egg each other on, they both run, but Aichner throws a knee low! Fans boo but Aichner keeps on Primate with a mounted armlock. He slaps Primate around but Primate just gets mad. Primate powers up and fans rally as he BITES Aichner’s ear! Tag to Wild Boar, and Aichner is freed. Barthel tags in and Aichner reverses the whip for Barthel to arm-drag Boar down. Barthel wrenches Boar around but Boar endures, even as Barthel steps on his face.

Fans rally and Boar fights up, but Barthel wrenches the wrist. Boar slips through and arm-drags Barthel, but Barthel keeps wrist control! Barthel wrenches and clubs Boar down, then keeps him down with a chinbar. Fans rally again and Boar fights his way up again. Boar fights back with hands, and has Barthel in a corner! The ref backs Boar off, and Barthel throat chops Boar down hard! Boar staggers away but Barthel is on him with stomps and fists. The ref counts and Barthel lets up at 4, only to come back with headbutts! Barthel stops at 4 again, but the fans start trolling “Walter’s B*tches!” Barthel drags Boar up and bumps Boar into the corner. Tag to Aichner, and Imperium stomps away on Boar. Aichner lets up at 4, but argues with the ref. Aichner drags Boar up for a scoop and gives him standing backbreakers! Cover, TWO! Aichner grows frustrated but he kicks at Boar.

Fans rally and Primate is waiting to get back in. Tag to Barthel, and Imperium whips Boar into a SIPNEBUSTER and Penalty Kick! Aichner boots Primate for good measure while Barthel covers, TWO! Boar survives and Primate is furious, but Barthel puts Boar in a chinlock. Fans rally again as Boar endures a chin in his forehead. Barthel pulls back but Boar refuses to give in. Boar fights his way up and arm-drags free. Primate ducks the sucker punch, hot tags to Aichner and Primate! Primate runs Aichner over! Then he whips Aichner only for Aichner to kick back. But aichner runs into an overhead suplex! Cover, TWO!

Barthel runs in but Primate sends him flying with a back drop! Primate hits Aichner with a corner clothesline, then tags Boar! The Hunt has Aichner but he shoves them into each other! Primate runs but Barthel dumps him out! Aichner rolls Boar, TWO! Boar trips Aichner then drops the senton! Barthel slips in as fans fire up, and Boar tosses Barthel right out! Boar has Aichner, corner to corner CANNONBALL! Fans want “One More Time!” and Boar obliges! But Barthel saves Aichner and Boar gets post! Barthel has Boar upside down, Imperium meets at the corner with dropkicks! Aichner tags in and gives Primate an apron SPINEBUSTER! Barthel wrecks Primate with a dropkick! Imperium goes after Boar, European Uppercut Powerbomb! Cover, Imperium wins!

Winner: Imperium, Fabian Aichner pinning

The future is the past, and those in the present must either follow or fall! Imperium wants to dominate NXT UK, are they inevitable?

 

Assistant GM Sid Scala has a huge announcement!

He is pleased to announce another match has been made for NXT UK TakeOver: Cardiff! After the verbal confrontation last week, Noam Dar and Travis Banks will be having a match against each other! The Kiwi Buzzsaw finally gets to be part of TakeOver. And given the growing animosity, Scala is excited to see what happens on August 31st. Will Banks be able to humble the Scottish Supernova? Or will Dar’s ego turn it up way past 11?

 

Backstage interview with Imperium.

Radzy wants to talk with Walter just ahead of the face-to-face with Tyler Bate, but Aichner and Barthel return from the ring. They dismiss Radzy in their native languages, not having time for him. But then something is going on in the Imperium locker room! Aichner and Barthel are knocked back out, and the cameras go down for a moment! Who was it that just took out Walter’s soldiers?!

 

Kay Lee Ray VS Shax!

The lethal lass is just days away from her match with Toni Storm for the NXT UK Women’s Championship. To keep her edge sharp, she takes on the debuting damsel of attitude and sophistication. Will this be much of an appetizer for KLR?

The bell rings and KLR stares down with Shax. Fans rally up as the two tie up. KLR powers Shax around and to a corner. The ref counts and KLR lets up to let Shax out. Shax and KLR circle again and fans start another rally. They tie up again, and KLR still has control, but Shax turns it around fast! The ref counts and Shax returns the favor of a clean break, but KLR throws big forearms! KLR wraps Shax’s arm around a rope to pull on it. KLR lets up at 4 and fans chant “We Want Toni!” to troll her. KLR drags Shax around by the arm and then jams it. She spins through and brings Shax down for a cover, TWO! KLR stomps Shax around, but fans rally up. KLR suplexes but Shax blocks. KLR clubs Shax down and fans boo. KLR drags Shax back up but Shax cradle counters! TWO, and KLR clobbers Shax for it! Cover, TWO, and KLR grows frustrated.

KLR bumps Shax on buckles then CHOPS her down! “WOO~” echoes out as KLR whips and redirects Shax. Shax dodges and hits a forearm! And then furious body shots! Shax fires off, runs, dodges, and jumps, into a SUPERKICK! KLR is angry now, and she chicken wings Shax into the GORY BOMB! Cover, KLR wins!

Winner: Kay Ley Ray, by pinfall

That tune-up was more than KLR expected but she still came out on top. She kicks Shax to the curb, but will she do the same to Toni?

KLR grabs a mic and speaks as fans sing for Toni. “In ten days time, we go at Cardiff. And I’m challenging for the NXT UK Women’s Champion against the lady that likes to claim that it’s always Toni Time.” Fans cheer and chant for Toni, and that is the problem. Toni wants us to think of her as a big star, but KLR knows how truly weak and fragile Toni can be. At TakeOver: Cardiff, KLR takes the one thing that means the most to Toni, and that’s the title. But speaking of, here comes Toni! Yes, typical Toni. The rock ‘n’ roll star of NXT UK is here. But see, Toni, KLR knows why Toni loves to spend so much time away from home. For KLR, she goes home to a fiance and friends and family and her beloved hometown. But when Toni goes home, she has nothing and no one but the #ShinyShiny.

Has Toni ever stopped to think why she has been abandoned time and again? KLR was Toni’s best friend for years! She heard all the sob stories, that it was everyone else’s fault. But did Toni ever think it wasn’t them, it was her? Toni is the reason Toni has no friends. Toni is the reason Toni’s family doesn’t call. Toni is the reason Toni’s boyfriends go looking for other girls! And Toni is the reason Toni was just a little girl when her father realized how worthless his daughter was! Toni has had enough! She SLAPS KLR across the face! KLR retreats but the damage to Toni’s emotions has been done. Will KLR continue to break Toni down until Toni Time is over?

 

The Bomber and the Iron King prepare to be the Last Man Standing.

Dave Mastiff and Joe Coffey didn’t settle things in their match-up a few weeks ago, and as far as wanting to keep going, Mastiff was all for it! Coffey wasn’t so sure, but he won’t have any choice when these two fight until one man can’t fight anymore. Mastiff and Coffey are pumping weights and throwing their weight around to be at their best. Coffey has put many a men out for 10 though the count never counted. Both men warn the other not to think it’ll be that easy. Will it be Coffey’s Kingdom? Or will he be thrown Into the Void?

 

NXT UK, get ready for Oliver Carter!

It’s finally time for everyone sees the African culture shine bright in the UK! Is this the beginning on a new legend in the United Kingdom?

 

Backstage interview with Jordan Devlin.

Radzy talks with the Irish Ace, and Devlin knows Cardiff is coming. A stacked card. NOT. The Ace isn’t on it! What does he have to do to get respect!? He gets blindsided by Finn Balor at Blackpool, pushes Walter to the limits, but- Kenny Williams says Devlin needs to stop whining. That might be why he’s not on TakeOver. But Williams isn’t on TakeOver, either, so maybe these two should have a match. Then the Lucky Yin will show how he is lucky enough to bet against The Ace. Devlin would talk more, but he just can’t stand Radzy.

But wait, something else is going on nearby. Walter and Wolfe are furious over what happened to Barthel and Aichner. They want to know what is going on! Where is the order? Who did that to Aichner and Barthel? Find Bate and tell Walter that if he’s man enough, still go the ring. Radzy, go and never show yourself again! Are things going to explode this close to Cardiff?

 

Mark Andrews w/ Flash Morgan Webster VS James Drake w/ Zack Gibson!

The Welsh Airforce that is the Modfather and the High-Fiving, Stage-Diving Rockstar are halfway to being part of TakeOver: Cardiff and the NXT UK Tag Team Championship match. Flash beat Mark Coffey to check off Gallus, but now #MAndrews needs to beat Mr. Mayhem to check off the champs! Can the underdogs keep it going all the way to a heroic homecoming?

The bell rings and fans taunt Gibson despite Drake being the competitor. Andrews and Drake stare down as they approach. They tie up and they go around hard. Drake powers Andrews to a corner, but he lets up at 4. Drake tells Andrews he’s not going to TakeOver, but Andrews doesn’t care what Drake says. They tie up again and Drake wants the arm as fans sing a new song to taunt him with. Drake wrenches Andrews’ arm, but Andrews hooks a leg to turn things around. Drake wrenches again as fans sing the classic “He’s got his own~ face, on his ass!” Drake lifts Andrews then wrings him out. Mr. Mayhem grinds his knee into Andrews, but Andrews fights his way up. Andrews rolls, handsprings and wrings Drake out!

Drake runs in but into an arm-drag! Drake blocks the next one, but not the third one as Andrews comes around the side. Andrews blocks the hip toss to arm-drag Drake into a ghost pin! TWO and that’s how close Cardiff was to having their own team in the match! Andrews makes sure Drake knows it, too. And fans make sure to sing, “If You Hate Gibson, Stand Up~!” Gibson gives Drake some pointers and Drake returns to tie up with Andrews. Drake punches Andrews in the back then headlocks hard. Drake thrashes Andrews but Andrews fights out. Andrews goes the other way to huricanrana Drake down! Then he sweeps the legs for the standing moonsault! Cover, TWO! Drake winces but Andrews keeps on him. Drake shoves Andrews into buckles!

Andrews is dazed and Drake clubs and stomps away. The Modfather coaches Andrews, Gibson coaches Drake as he lariats Andrews down, but fans keep singing and taunting. Cover, TWO and Andrews flounders away. Fans rally up and Drake stalks Andrews. Andrews hits back but Drake hits hard. Drake puts Andrews in a corner for big haymakers, then dropkicks Andrews down! Cover, TWO! Andrews survives and gets to a corner. The ref makes sure Gibson stays back. Drake drags Andrews up and snap suplexes him down. Cover, TWO! The Grizzled Young Veterans are annoyed, and the fans chant “ASS~ FACE!” at Drake. Andrews hits back with forearms but Drake gives forearms of his own. Drake whips but Andrews holds ropes. Andrews elbows Drake away then goes to a corner. Andrews enziguris Drake then hops up, but Drake trips Andrews up! Andrews tumbles on buckles and Drake scoops him for a backbreaker!

Fans rally for Andrews as Drake looms over him. Drake drags Maverick up and gives him another backbreaker! Cover, TWO! Drake clamps onto Andrews’ shoulder and then puts him in a seated cobra clutch. Drake says Andrews doesn’t have a chance, but fans still call Drake “Ass Face.” Andrews endures being bent back across Drake’s leg. Fans rally and again sing about Gibson. Gibson just tunes them out as Andrews drops out and arm-drags Drake into buckles! Drake hobbles over and dodges Andrews’ counter attack to get the cobra clutch back on. But Andrews wheelbarrows, Stomp 182! Fans fire up for Andrews as he and Drake slowly rise. Drake is up first but Andrews mule kicks, front kicks and forearms! Andrews slides to PELE! Drake flops out of the ring, and Andrews builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit takes Drake out to the ramp!

Andrews puts Drake back in then runs corner to corner, but Drake dodges and catches the moonsault! But Andrews turns that into a tornado DDT! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives, and Andrews is speechless. Andrews catches his breath while Drake crawls away. Drake tosses Andrews out, but Andrews hits back from the apron. Andrews climbs, leaps, but Drake gets under. Andrews rolls, wheelbarrows to a bulldog! Drake is in a drop zone, Andrews hurries up top! But Gibson comes around! The Modfather backs Gibson off, but Andrews doesn’t see Drake running in! Grit Your Teeth Dropkick! Cover, TWO!! Andrews still lives, as does the dream! Drake rains down angry lefts, then covers, TWO! Drake keeps going, ground ‘n’ pound from all sides, then cover, TWO! Andrews will not die!

Fans fire up and taunt Drake more. Drake grows angry with Andrews, and says Andrews is not going to TakeOver. But Andrews fires off with haymakers and CHOPS! Drake shoves him away, enziguri! Andrews wobbles, but Drake scoops, only to get a POISON RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Gibson is relieved but things aren’t looking good. Wait, Gallus attacks! Gibson is not happy with them “helping”, but Wolfie is about to take a bite out of Gibson! Drake suplexes but gets Stun-Dog Millionaire! Andrews rolls Drake, Andrews wins!!

Winner: Mark Andrews, by pinfall; Andrews and Webster join the NXT UK Tag Team Championship match

What a shock! Gibson was right to be mad at Gallus, this just distracted everyone! The Welshmen are going to TakeOver, can they make the biggest impact in Cardiff?!

 

Trent Seven is here?!

The Man from Moustache Mountain returns despite how badly he got beat up by Walter! Was he the one who took out Aichner and Barthel? Fans sing for Trent as Walter storms out. Wolfe follows, but here comes Bate with a chair! The Big Strong Boy SMACKS Wolfe down! Walter finds himself alone with Moustache Mountain, and gets rocked by Seven! And SMACKED By Bate! Walter ducks in time and Bate hits post. But Seven clobbers Walter, then Bate SMACKS Walter after all! They put Walter in the ring and fans are thunderous!

Seven keeps Wolfe out of things while Bate takes aim. Bate swings but Walter manages to kick the chair away from the mat! Walter gets up to CHOP Bate, then whip him. Bate returns with the rebound lariat! And then he underhooks Walter, for a TYLER DRIVER ’97!! The Big Strong Boy might be the strongest man in NXT UK! Bate eyes the WWE United Kingdom Championship, and picks it up. Fans sing for Bate as he holds the belt over the fallen Austrian Anomaly. Will this be how TakeOver: Cardiff closes?!

 


 

My Thoughts:

What a great episode! NXT UK is almost to their next TakeOver, and it’s looking great! We learn about Dar VS Banks becoming official, which will be a good match. We’re getting Williams VS Devlin for the go-home next week, that sounds like a lot of fun, too. Here’s why NXT UK should consider a midcard belt. It really is a shame you can’t have a talent as good as Devlin on the card, or any number of others who could be competing for the midcard title. We also got a great video for the Last Man Standing match of Mastiff VS Coffey, it was very creative with its editing. That match could be a show stealer just on what we got from their singles match. And a new star is showing up already on the go-home, I’m interested in seeing what Oliver Carter has to offer in an already stacked, no title midcard.

It was a good move for KLR to have more than just a squash on Shax. A Heel needs some struggle in the “tune-up” as a semblance of comeuppance. But then wow, that was a vicious promo. It had hints of why Devlin had issue with Travis Banks building into Blackpool, and then it turned a corner to go with my sentiment from Raw that female feuds seem to go to personal places that seem just a little too much. But Toni was able to sell being upset very well, and this ensures the match will be intense. We get a great match from Andrews VS Drake, and it actually works in the match’s favor to have Gallus go after Flash Morgan Webster. We get our Triple Threat for the tag title, which will be amazing, and I’m really hoping WWE lets Cardiff just lose their minds over their team winning the titles.

And the story of the night, Imperium and Moustache Mountain, such good stuff. Imperium wins to stay strong in the Tag Division, but it was great for them to be attacked by at least Tyler Bate to put Walter on edge. Seven’s return was a nice surprise, and now Bate has someone to watch his back when Imperium will surely back Walter. Bate standing tall now works for the story, but this might mean Bate loses in Cardiff. As great as the original champion becoming the new champion would be, I don’t see it happening quite yet. Walter still hasn’t had that long of a reign with that many defenses, so it’d put his reign up a big higher if he beat Bate, thereby sweeping British Strong Style in the same year.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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