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Mitchell’s Women of Wrestling Results & Report! (10/19/19)

The hunter has become the hunted!

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WoW Season 2

What is the fallout of a ferocious fight?

Tessa Blanchard keeps ducking The Beast and Jungle Grrrl, leaving them to fight each other! Will either one come out the #1 PREDATOR to the WOW World Championship?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WOW Tag Team Championship Series Rematch: Lana Star & The Lioness VS Grits ‘n’ Glam; Grits ‘n’ Glam win and advance in the series.
  • Princess Aussie VS Fury w/ the Psycho Sisters; Fury wins.
  • WOW Tag Team Championship Series: Fire & Adrenaline VS The Dagger & The Temptress; Fire & Adrenaline win and advance in the series.
  • Nikki Krampus w/ Sophia Lopez VS The Beast; The Beast wins.

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Previously on Women of Wrestling…

Tessa Blanchard took the WOW World Championship, and put a target on her back. The biggest and the baddest in the WOW locker room continue to hunt her down. The Born Legend has been in cahoots with Sophia Lopez to keep challengers other than either Jungle Grrrl and The Beast coming. With both true #1 contenders blocked, tensions run high and shots went low. The Diamond beat the Pearl, but JG got in Beast’s face. The bathroom brawl was perhaps the most intense in WOW history! But now, something’s got to give. Will either predator finally make prey of Tessa in a title match?

 

Welcome BACK to WOW!

The Fabulous One, Lana Star, leads the way out to the ring for The Lioness. No more Pride, just fortune and fame. Lana sets the record straight by giving Amber O’Neal a huge opportunity by making her into the Beverly Hills Babe, and showing her the lifestyle the fans could only wish of having. But when presented with opportunity, Amber failed miserably, just like the fans would. So like any good producer, Lana recast and got a “more stylish and aspiring talent.” Hence, the Lioness. A quadruple threat of rapper, singer, dancer and wrestler. “She is the in-ring Beyonce!” And one more thing: Lana clearly never wanted to be tagged in during the match. That Second Amendment armbar was illegal, and their team was robbed!

But speaking of the redneck wrestlers, here come #GritzNGlam! Fans are again mixed, not liking Jessie Jones but okay with Amber. Jessie tells Lana that talk is cheap, and so is her plastic surgeon! “So I reckon if you want your face rearranged for free,” Amber will oblige. Fans do want to see that! And with the argument Lana makes, David McLane declares this a WOW Tag Team Championship Series REMATCH!

WOW Tag Team Championship Series Rematch: Lana Star & The Lioness VS Grits ‘n’ Glam!

The bell rings and Lioness starts with the Bullet Babe! They tie up, Lioness waistlocks but Amber elbows out to a waistlock. Lioness tries to switch but Amber catches her to a hammerlock. Lioness spins through to top armlock, but Amber powers her to the corner. Tag to Jessie and she rams her shoulders in. Jessie wrenches, but Lioness flips through to reverse the wrench! Jessie wrenches back and throws Lioness down, but Lioness kips up. Jessie throws her down again, so Lioness just kips up again, and repeat! Jessie keeps Lioness down by standing on her hair, then drags her up. Jessie whips but Lioness dodges to headscissor! Lioness walks into a throat chop! Tag to Amber, and Amber stomps Lioness. Amber tosses Lioness to Lana and dares her to tag in. Lana again refuses! Why be cleared to compete if you’re not going to?

Amber runs at Lioness but gets rolled up! TWO, but Lioness whips. Jessie gets a cheap shot in and Amber clobbers Lioness. Amber rams her shoulder into Lioness, then grinds a boot in. Tag to Jessie, and Jessie hammerlocks. Jessie rams Lioness’ shoulder into buckles, then yanks hard on that arm. Jessie hammerlocks to ram Lioness into another buckle! Jessie rams shoulders into Lioness’ shoulder again and again, grinning as she does. Then she whips to run Lioness over with elbows! And drops a leg, brother! Jessie mockingly claps hands with Lioness but Lioness rolls her up! TWO, and now fans rally for Jessie?! Jessie SLAPS Lioness then tags in Amber. Grits ‘n’ Glam mug Lioness, and then Amber snapmares Lioness for kicks! Amber full nelsons and leans on Lioness, rolling her over to a rear mount. Amber traps one arm then the other for Cattle Mutilation! Lioness endures so Amber shifts to an inverted armbar! Lioness crawls and reaches since Lana isn’t living a finger, and gets the ropebreak!

Amber keeps on Lioness with stomps! Amber headlocks and brings Lioness to Lana. Lana still refuses! So Amber clotheslines Lioness in the corner. Lana coaches Lioness rather than helps, so Jessie tags in. Jessie drags Lioness but Lioness fights back. But she whiffs on the enziguri! Jessie has the figure four on the legs and pulls on the arms! Jessie’s Queen Angelito doesn’t do it so she stomps Lioness down. And Jessie keeps Lioness from tagging Lana to whip. But double clotheslines take them both out! Lioness gets up, spinning roundhouse takes Jessie down! And now Lana tags in to cover, TWO! Tag to Amber!! Finally some retribution! Lana begs for mercy, but Amber just gives her fast hands! Amber rains down rights, and Jessie trips up Lioness! Lana is all alone now as Amber hits her with the FACEBUSTER! Cover, Grits ‘n’ Glam win again!

Winners: Grits ‘n’ Glam, Amber O’Neal pinning; officially advance to the next round

Lana can’t make excuses now! She tagged in on her own and then lost the match again! Will that help solidify Jessie and Amber as top contenders for the Women of Wrestling Tag Team Championships?

 

WOW look closely at Princess Aussie.

She came to WOW representing the strength that love and togetherness is unbreakable. Princess used a bundle of sticks as that symbol of determination. She went on a winning streak, specifically against Siren and Holidead. But it would be a tag team encounter that turned things around. The Voodoo Doll and her sinister sidekick would abduct Princess Aussie, and burn the symbol of her strength! Tonight, the fate of Princess Aussie is revealed!

 

Princess Aussie VS Fury w/ the Psycho Sisters!

The Girl from Down Under doesn’t seem all that affected by what Siren and Holidead did, but she is without her signature bamboo sticks. Is there something below the surface we’re not seeing yet?

The bell rings and Princess circles with Fury. Razor and Mesmeriah lurk as Fury and Princess tie up. Princess gets the waistlock but Fury bucks her off. Fury runs in but Princess dodges and runs to corners. She baits Fury in and then arm-drags her away! And again! Princess has the armlock but Fury works her way up. Fury slips through and throws Princess down by her hair! Fury stomps Princess while Mesmeriah laughs. Fury drags Princess up to throw her into the corner. She talks with the ref, and that allows the Psycho Sisters to get their cheap shots in! Princess swipes back at them but Fury runs in to knee her low. Fury fixes Princess’ hair before she CHOPS her chest! Fury brings Princess out but Princess fights back with forearms! Fury throws one and ROCKS Princess in return. Fury screams and back hands Princess in the head! Fury mule kicks, misses the buzzsaw, but screams as she hits a knee trigger! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up for Princess Aussie but Fury keeps her cool. Fury drags Princess up and puts her in a corner to choke! The ref counts but Fury lets up at 4. Fury brings Princess to another corner for buckle bumps! Fury smirks as she CHOPS Princess again. Fury whips, Princess goes up and over and kicks to a snapmare! Neck snap and then basement dropkick! Princess covers, TWO! Princess keeps Fury in the drop zone, but the Psycho Sisters spring into action! Razor anchors Princess while Mesmeriah distracts the ref! Princess kicks Razor away, but leaps into Fury’s arms! Fury hits a BIG slam, then covers, TWO! Fury drags Princess around and stomps her. Fury laces the legs and puts on a crossface! Fury’s modified STF grinds Princess down, but Princess endures! Princess manages to fight free, but Fury swats her back down.

Fury drags Princess up and throws another BIG right! And another! Fury whips, but Princess comes back, double clotheslines wipe them both out! The ref starts a standing count as both women stir. Fury and Princess crawl for opposite corners, but the count passes 5! Fury and Aussie stand at 8! Aussie dodges to kick low, and fire off haymakers! She shoves Fury to a corner, runs side to side, BIG forearm smash! Fans fire up with Princess Aussie as she clotheslines Fury! Kick, snapmare and sliding lariat! Cover, TWO! Princess is frustrated, but she heads up top! The Psycho Sisters creep closer again, but Princess boots Fury into a tornado DDT! Cover, TWO!! Fury survives and Princess is losing her cool! Princess and Fury both rise and fans are thunderous. Fury catches Princess’ clothesline, manages to hammerlock the other arm, and drops Princess with the Downward Spiral! Cover, TWO!!

Fans are thunderous again for Princess Aussie as Fury tries to stabilize herself. Fury drags Princess up, whips her to the ropes, but Princess slips around to hit an inverted DDT! Cover, TWO!! Princess is losing her cool, but the fans hope they “Fight Forever!” But Razor grabs at Princess while the ref checks on Fury! The Sisters mug Princess! But Princess fights back! Only to walk into Fury’s underhooks! Butterfly lift, the “Flight of Fury!” Cover, Fury wins!!

Winner: Fury, by pinfall

The fans boo and the Psycho Sisters attack! But wait! Here come Holidead and Siren! A truly dark convergence, but the Sisters choose to leave this for the Tag Team Series. Holidead and Siren flank Princess Aussie, but they don’t touch her. Princess slips away, unsure why they’re so obsessed with her. Will their intentions be made clear? Or must Princess discover the truth on her own?

 

A chance meeting gives way to a new team.

Fire and Adrenaline realized that since neither had a tag team partner, this was the perfect opportunity for them both to try something new. Fire beat Fury but needed help against the Psycho Sisters. Adrenaline came to her rescue, and that was enough to make the alliance official. The fiery and fast young Women of Wrestling are now a unit, and are ready to blaze a trail to the WOW Tag Team Championships! Adrenaline lives true to her name, she lives life to the fullest. Fire builds to an inferno, but she knows she and Adrenaline are going to heat things up on every other team in WOW! Their tag debut comes up next!

 

WOW Tag Team Championship Series: Fire & Adrenaline VS The Dagger & The Temptress!

There’s all kinds of “hot” in this match. The two young Superheroes were getting on hot streaks as singles competitors, but the Vengeful Vixens have been teaming for much longer. Will excitement or experience be what advances in the tournament?

The teams sort out and Fire starts with Temptress. Fire is fired up, as are the fans, but Temptress stays back. She wants to tag out but Dagger refuses! Fire dropkicks Temptress and rolls her up, TWO! Fire keeps firing off on Temptress but Temptress reverses the whip. Fire kicks Temptress away, then leaps, but into Temptress’ arms. But Fire fights out and dropkicks Temptress down! Cover, TWO! Fire tags in Adrenaline, who brings Temptress over for buckle bumps. Adrenaline whips Fire in and she forearms Temptress down! Adrenaline runs in for a basement dropkick! Fire adds her own! Adrenaline covers, TWO! Fans stay hype for Adrenaline as she brings Temptress up to whip. Temptress reverses again but Adrenaline dodges to headscissor! Then Adrenaline runs corner to corner, hops up, and monkey flips Temptress across the way! She keeps moving, but Temptress blocks that monkey flip to put Adrenaline on the top rope.

Adrenaline boots Temptress away, but plays up the energy too much. Temptress yanks her down and covers, TWO! Temptress stomps Adrenaline down then tags in Dagger. The Vixens stomp but the ref has to keep Fire from running in. Dagger drags Adrenaline up to club her back down. Dagger drags Adrenaline up to scoop and slam, then cover, TWO! Fans cheer for Adrenaline as she stands up, and she catches Dagger with an arm-drag! Dagger fights her way up, and pulls hair to put Adrenaline in a corner. Dagger rams shoulders into Adrenaline, then chokes her! The ref reprimands her but Dagger whips. Adrenaline reverses, but Dagger boots back hard! Dagger drops an elbow, then covers, TWO! Dagger keeps on Adrenaline but fans rally up. Tag to Temptress and the Vixens double suplex! Cover, TWO!

Temptress keeps between Fire and Adrenaline, and she scoops to hit a backbreaker! Temptress bends Adrenaline back as far as she can! Fans rally but Temptress covers, TWO! Temptress grows frustrated but she drags Adrenaline up to club her down. She keeps clubbing Adrenaline, then whips. Adrenaline slips around to a crucifix! Cover, TWO! Temptress clotheslines Adrenaline then rains down angry rights! The ref reprimands Temptress but she drag Adrenaline up to choke against ropes! She lets up at 4 and tags in Dagger. The Vixens yank Adrenaline off the ropes, then Dagger enziguris Adrenaline down! Dagger taunts Fire as she puts Adrenaline in a camel clutch. Fire and Adrenaline reach for each other, and fans rally up for them both! Dagger slams Adrenaline down, then drags her away by her legs. Dagger blows a kiss to Fire before she catapults Adrenaline right into the Vixen corner! Fire wants at Dagger but the ref keeps her back, allowing Temptress to get cheap shots in!

Dagger runs at Adrenaline for a back elbow. Tag to Temptress, and she snapmares Adrenaline to a half surfboard. Fans rally up again and Fire is chomping at the bit. Adrenaline builds up power and gets to her feet, to crisscross arm-drag Temptress away! Temptress gets up but Adrenaline wheelbarrows her to a stunner! Down goes Temptress! Adrenaline crawls for her corner, but so does Temptress! Hot tags to Dagger and Fire! Fire rallies on Dagger like a house of fire! Fire hits Temptress, too, then snapmares Dagger for a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! But Fire won’t stop there, tag back to Adrenaline. Adrenaline climbs and leaps for a crossbody! Cover, but Temptress breaks it! Fire These Presses and throws fast hands! She and Temptress tumble out of the ring and brawl. Adrenaline baits Dagger in to a sunset flip, but Dagger sits on it! But Dagger holds ropes! TWO, and Adrenaline catches Dagger! Fire fights off Temptress and helps Adrenaline hit SLICED BREAD! Cover, Fire dropkicks Temptress, Adrenaline and Fire win!!

Winners: Fire & Adrenaline, Adrenaline pinning; advance in the series

It was fast and furious, and the new team on the block wins! Shaul Guerrero has an in-ring interview with them, and congratulates them on taking their first win ever! This is their dream, all they ever wanted! “It’s LIT in here!” Adrenaline and Fire plan on going all the way to the finals and taking those titles! Will they have the fuel to burn a path to glory?

 

What is Tessa Blanchard’s next move?

She continues to find ways around facing Jungle Grrrl and/or The Beast in a WOW World Championship match, but The Beast does have an official #1 contender’s contract. All Tessa has to do is sign it, but it has yet to be confirmed if she has. Tessa has the contract, and meets with Sophia Lopez behind closed doors. Is there some other workaround courtesy of the self-proclaimed greatest attorney in the world? Or is she all out of cards to play?

 

Nikki Krampus w/ Sophia Lopez VS The Beast!

The Norwegian Nightmare is still part of Team Sophia, but also seems to be another pawn in Tessa’s game. Will the biggest and the baddest still be called that after facing the beast of the north?

The bell rings and fans are strongly behind The Beast. Beast and Krampus tie up and go around the ropes. They keep pushing each other back, but Beast puts Krampus in a corner. Beast lets up but Krampus shouts she is not afraid. But then she runs into Beast’s SPEAR! But Beast isn’t satisfied, she drags Krampus up to throw furious forearms. Krampus gives them back, but Beast tosses Krampus away! Krampus stands and boots Beast back, then clubs her on the back. But the Beast just gets up with anger in her eyes. They collide and neither falls. Beast dares her to try again, so Krampus runs. They collide a second time, but still neither falls. Beast even seems to enjoy this! They both run, and Beast runs Krampus over! Fans fire up as the Beast shows she is certainly the strongest!

Beast drags Krampus up but Krampus fights back with body shots and headbutts. Krampus manages to rock The Beast, and she rams shoulders into her at the corner! Krampus chokes Beast with a boot but the ref reprimands her. Krampus lets up, but comes back with forearms and stomps. Krampus runs corner to corner for a BIG splash! She goes again, for a second splash! Krampus goes for a third, but Beast SPEARS her again! Cover, Beast wins!!

Winner: The Beast, by pinfall

Yep, she is still the baddest! But she also speaks to David McLane. “I want Tessa Blanchard. If she’s got the guts to face me.” Well here she comes! Tessa is here and she stares Beast down from ringside. But then Tessa talks trash and stays right where she is. Because Jungle Grrrl SMACKS Beast from behind with a chair! Tessa mocks Beast’s pain as JG lays Beast out with chair shot after chair shot! Did Tessa and Jungle Grrrl plan this?! Is there no end to Tessa’s treachery?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty solid episode right here, with quite a lot going on. It was pretty hilarious how Lana Star used excuses and loopholes to get another chance in the tag team tournament. But also, it was pretty great to see her be a cowardly Heel again to get her comeuppance. This match seemed to help fans turn around on Jessie Jones, since she was more about shutting up a stuck-up snob than talking down from a political perspective. Grits ‘n’ Glam are still in the tournament, and I wonder if Lioness will consider dumping Lana instead of being dumped. Then while it was clear the meet-up of Fire and Adrenaline was recorded much later, they had a good match with The Vengeful Vixens. I wonder if the Vixens will stick to their team name and go after them outside of a match. The Princess Aussie story takes a less than dramatic twist. I was hoping something had already happened to her and she would show that darkness against Fury, but perhaps not yet. Holidead and Siren appearing does save her from the Psycho Sisters, but it isn’t clear if they’ll start to affect how Aussie acts.

I wish we got more of that bathroom brawl from Jungle Grrrl and The Beast, but that in itself would’ve taken up a match slot. The main event was a good flip to what Tessa has been doing. Instead of Tessa putting up a new contender for herself, she had Sophia set up Krampus VS Beast to see if Krampus could soften up Beast. But Beast is becoming the hero of this story, and she isn’t going to be beat that easily. It was a pretty good match of powerhouses, but of course Tessa and Jungle Grrrl had to have the last laughs. Surely McLane will use his authority to force Tessa’s hand, since this makes three times Tessa has avoided Beast. WOW hasn’t really explored all the stipulations there are in pro-wrestling, maybe they’ll try something to take away Tessa’s advantages. A Steel Cage is a classic way of seemingly stopping interference only to escalate things. Plus, I’d love to see what a WOW branded cage looks like.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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