AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/22/2020)
Sail away, maaan~!
The Cruise of Jericho’s Second Wave is Dynamite!
The Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager at Sea is golden as SoCal Uncensored defends their AEW World Tag Team Championships!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: SoCal Uncensored VS Hangman Page & Kenny Omega; Page & Omega win and become the new AEW World Tag Team Champions.
- Britt Baker VS Priscilla Kelly; Baker wins.
- Six Man Tag: Jurassic Express VS The Inner Circle; The Inner Circle wins.
- MJF VS Joey Janela; MJF wins.
- AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: PAC VS Jon Moxley; Moxley wins and will challenge Chris Jericho for the title at AEW Revolution.
PLAY BY PLAY
AEW World Tag Team Championships: SoCal Uncensored VS Hangman Page & Kenny Omega!
A main event caliber match opens the show! Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky have held these titles as the first and only champions, and they’ve managed to clear out the majority of the tag team division. But now, some #RealCowboyShit might go down on the high seas! Will Page and Omega shock us all on Dynamite’s maiden voyage?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and this incredible cruise begins with gold!
Fans are already chanting for “Cowboy Shit!” as Hangman starts with Kaz. These long time rivals meet again and tie up. They go around and Hangman puts Kaz on the ropes. Hangman lets up as fans chant “Best Vacation!” Hangman and Kaz go again, and Kaz waistlocks. Hangman sits down, rolls and wristlocks Kaz. Kaz wrenches back, headlocks and takeovers, but Hangman headscissors back. Kaz pops out, headlock takeover again, but avoids the headscissors. Hangman works his way up but Kaz holds on tight as fans rally up. Kaz grinds hard and keeps Hangman trapped. Hangman gets out on the third try but gets run over by a shoulder. Kaz runs, Hangman stays low, but Kaz drops on him to get the headlock back! A veteran move from the Heavy Metal Rebel.
Hangman powers up and throws forearms as fans rally. Hangman back suplexes, Kaz lands on his feet but Hangman ROCKS him with a forearm! Hangman runs, only for Kaz to ROCK him back! Just don’t rock the boat, guys. Kaz runs, Hangman ROCKS him again! Hangman runs, they both clothesline! Neither falls, so Kaz runs in, another collision! Hangman swings, Kaz ducks to kick, kick and LARIAT! The Norwegian Pearl fires up as Kaz brings Hangman over. Tag to Scorpio and SCU mugs Hangman. Hangman CHOPS back but Scorpio clubs him down. Scorpio whips Hangman to ropes, but Hangman holds them. Hangman swings, Scorpio dodges, so Hangman pie faces him. Scorpio gets mad and shoves Hangman. Hangman shoves back and we have a shove fight. They get face to face and forehead to forehead, but things calm down as fans cheer for Omega. Hangman tags and Omega is in!
Omega assures Hangman it’s alright, and then Omega shakes hands with Scorpio. They tie up, Omega waistlocks but Scorpio drops out to waistlock back. Omega wrenches out and wristlocks. Scorpio spins through to wrench and ram shoulders. Omega pushes back but Scorpio keeps wrenching and ramming. Omega wrenches to another wristlock and elbows the elbow over and over. Omega wrenches harder but Scorpio fights up to his feet. Omega headlocks, Scorpio powers out, but Omega runs him over! Fans cheer as Omega looms over Scorpio, but then Scorpio kips up! Omega runs, Scorpio hurdles but gets a kick! Omega CHOPS then back suplexes but Scorpio lands on his feet to kick and whip. Omega reverses, Scorpio dodges and Omega gets buckles. Omega boots back, then KOTARO KRUSHER! Cover, TWO!
Omega keeps close to Scorpio, and brings him to tag Page. The Elite mug Scorpio, Hangman sucker punches Kaz! Hangman CHOPS Scorpio then brings him out to CHOP again. Hangman whips, Scorpio leaps, but into Hangman’s arms! FALL AWAY SLAM! And kip up! Fans cheer as Hangman brings Scorpio up for a scoop. Scorpio slips out, Hangman standing switches but Scorpio elbows free. Scorpio runs, Kaz tags in, Scorpio whips Hangman for Kaz to calf kick down! Omega runs in but Scorpio dropkicks him out! Kaz drags Hangman up to scoop slam, and then springboard leg drops! Cover, TWO! Kaz keeps his cool while also keeping between Hangman and Omega. Tag to Scorpio, and SCU double whips. They run Hangman over with double elbows! Cover, ONE, but Scorpio keeps his cool.
Scorpio drags Hangman up to feed to Kaz’s boots. Tag to Kaz and Kaz suplexes Hangman high and hard. Float over to cover, TWO! Fans rally for the Elite but Kaz puts Hangman on the ropes. Scorpio KICKS Hangman and then Kaz GERMAN SUPLEXES Hangman! Cover, but Omega breaks it before a count. Scorpio goes after Omega and the ref works to maintain order. Omega backs off but he’s upset after that hard landing Hangman took. Scorpio tags in, SCU mugs Hangman and then snapmare for a foot scrape! The ref reprimands Scorpio as he tags Kaz back in. They bring Hangman up, double whip corner to corner, and then Scorpio runs in. Hangman puts Scorpio on the apron then elbows Kaz away. Hangman walks into a kick and Kaz whips, but Hangman comes back to LARIAT! Both men are down and fans are fired up!
Scorpio crawls up on the apron as Hangman heads for Omega. Scorpio dropkicks Omega off the corner, Kaz hits a BACKSTABBER on Hangman! Chicken wings, UNPRETTIER! Cover, TWO!! Hangman survives and Omega checks his legs as he gets back on the corner. Fans rally up as Kaz brings Hangman around. Hangman dodges Kaz, Kaz dodges Hangman, double clotheslines take both men out! A standing count begins and fans rally up again. Hangman and Kaz hot tag to Omega and Scorpio! Omega rallies with Polish Hammers! Scorpio dodges but his kick is blocked, Omega CHOPS! Scorpio resists the full nelson and whips, but Omega goes up and over! Omega rolls, huricanrana! Kaz runs into a SNAP DRAGON! Scorpio staggers into AOI SHOUDO! Cover, TWO!!
Omega keeps going, bringing Scorpio up. Omega fireman’s carries and Hangman gets in., “You Can’t Escape!” Rolling senton, shooting star, MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Hangman goes up top, to LEAP onto Kaz! Hangman overboard as Omega buckle bombs Scorpio! Then whips to pop-up SPINE BUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! So close yet still so far! “This is Awesome!” and still going as Omega says BANG. But Scorpio dodges, to German! Omega lands on his feet, boots and V-TRIGGERS! Electric Chair, but Scorpio fights out. Omega boots again, then hops up. Scorpio leaps to SUPER STEINER! Scorpio and Omega both rise, Scorpio fireman’s carries. But Omega fights out, full nelson, Hangman slingshots in, but Scorpio dodges! Omega takes the BUCK SHOT! Scorpio throws Hangman out then drags Omega up. Fireman’s carry, T K O! Cover, but Hangman breaks it just in time!!
The Norwegian Pearl is thunderous as we go picture in picture. The ref reprimands Hangman but he backs off. Omega and Scorpio rise again, but then Hangman kicks Scorpio! Scorpio whips, Hangman holds ropes and then boots Scorpio back. Kaz distracts Hangman, then slingshot CUTTERS Hangman on the ramp! Both Hangman and Kaz are down but Scorpio puts Omega up top. Kaz gets up, Scorpio gives him a boost, SUPER DDT!! Cover, TWO?!? Omega survives, reminding us why he is the Best Bout Machine! SCU regroups and Scorpio Gory Especial, S C U- No! Omega fights out and Hangman drags Kaz down! Omega backslide flips and V-TRIGGERS! Both men are down and their partners return to the corners. Omega and Scorpio crawl, hot tags to Kaz and Hangman!
Kaz and Hangman start throwing haymakers! They brawl back and forth, then Hangman gets the edge. Hangman roars and runs, but into Kaz’s forearm! Kaz runs, Hangman spins but Kaz ducks the discus! Kaz kicks low then runs, but Hangman follows to DISCUS!! Cover, TWO!! Kaz survives and we return to single picture as Kaz boots Hangman. Kaz goes up top but Hangman stops him. Hangman climbs to join him, for a SUPER FALL AWAY SLAM! Now they’re both down and crawling for their corners. Fans rally up, Hangman tags Omega! Omega dropkicks Scorpio off the corner, then whips Hangman at Kaz. Hangman corner clotheslines, Omega adds a back elbow, then Omega feeds Kaz to the roaring elbow! Omega also pops Kaz up for Hangman’s GERMAN SUPLEX!
Scorpio returns, but he misses, SNAP DRAGON! Omega grabs Kaz and underhooks, but Kaz resists, to STILL get ANGEL’S WINGS! Cover, TWO!?!? Kaz survives Omega’s version of Christopher Daniels’ finisher, but Omega still has more to give. BANG, but Scorpio KNEES Omega first! Underhooks, S C U LATER! Cover, but Hangman barrels through Scorpio to break it!! Kaz is freaking out and the fans are thunderous again! Hangman drags Omega to the corner and tags in. Hangman throws hands on SCU, but Scorpio clubs him back. Hangman throws Scorpio out and boots Kaz, to pop-up BOMB, DISCUS! Hangman slingshots to BUCK SHOT Scorpio at the ramp! Off comes the arm band, BUCK SHOT for Kaz! Cover, HANGMAN AND OMEGA WIN!
Winners: Hangman Page & Kenny Omega, Page pinning; NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions
Absolutely incredible! Hangman brought it to a truly elite level, and now the Young Bucks appear to celebrate with him and Omega! Is this the end of Hangman’s bad mood? Is this only the beginning of something bigger and better? Hangman still doesn’t feel like hanging out with his friends, to instead drink one with the fans. Will the party continue all the way to AEW Revolution?
Britt Baker VS Priscilla Kelly!
The Dentist has been grinding her teeth in frustration as she can’t accept the way AEW Women’s World Champion, Riho, has been allowed to coast. Will Britt Baker DMD take out these frustrations on Hell’s Favorite Harlot?
The bell rings and Kelly circles with Baker. They tie up, Baker wristlocks and wrenches, then hammerlocks to a headlock takeover. Kelly fights up but Baker wrenches to a full nelson. Then she snapmares, ghost pins, ONE! Baker tries an Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Baker wrenches and overhead suplexes to then cover, TWO! Baker might be getting frustrated with Kelly already as she runs into a waistlock. Baker bucks Kelly off as AEW goes picture in picture, and then runs at Kelly. Kelly dodges to arm-drag and armlock Baker on the mat. Kelly brings Baker up to wrench and sweep the legs, then roll and SUPERKICK! Fans cheer for Kelly as she drags Baker up into a chinlock. Baker endures and fights back, but Kelly snapmares Baker down to KICK in the back.
Kelly drags Baker up to KICK again! Baker gets to ropes but Kelly throws forearms. Kelly puts Baker in a corner to pull hair and CHOP! Baker falls to her knees from that one. Kelly mocks Baker’s pain but Baker elbows back. Kelly gives more kicks then puts Baker through the ropes for more hair pulling. Kelly lets up at the ref’s count to then come back with more kicks. Baker rises but Kelly kicks her legs out. AEW returns to single picture as Kelly stomps a mudhole into Baker at the corner. Kelly throws forearms and another CHOP. Kelly pulls Baker against ropes again and thrashes her about by her arms! Kelly runs to dropkick Baker in the back! Kelly waistlocks but Baker standing switches to forearm. Kelly elbows back but Baker pulls that rose red hair to bring Kelly down.
Baker clubs Kelly then throws big forearms. Baker whips and LARIATS Kelly, but Kelly is right up only to get another! Kelly gets to a corner, Baker runs in, Shining Wizard! Baker runs, redirects and dodges, to then SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Baker still can’t get it done and that annoys her. Baker clubs Kelly, drags her up but Kelly slips out to BOOT! Kelly shoves, runs and STO! Cover, TWO! Kelly aims but Baker dodges the knee to SUPERKICK! Kelly wobbles into the wrench and Russian Leg Sweep! Rings of Saturn! Kelly reaches for ropes but Baker pushes off to roll her away! LOCKJAW! Kelly taps, Baker wins!
Winner: Britt Baker, by submission
The Dentist gets a much needed win for the sake of her morale, but will this be enough for her to get back towards the title?
Tony Schiavone interviews Britt Baker in the ring.
Congrats are in order, even if some fans don’t agree. That was an aggressive match, but a win is a win. Britt says Tony’s better than questioning her character. This is AEW, Tony’s a star, but we all know Tony was stuck at Starbucks before this. Ouch… But Britt is proud of Tony for making it here! Really! The fans don’t look down on Tony, but they do look up to Britt. Not the way they’re chanting. Hey, she is a role model! That’s a full time job, practically. Especially as the hottest chick on this cruise. Don’t hate. She’s brilliant, beautiful and a dentist. She cares about Tony so she has some advice. AEW cuts away so we don’t have to listen to her anymore. Is Britt’s bad attitude only going to get worse as she works her way back to the title?
Six Man Tag: Jurassic Express VS The Inner Circle!
2019 may have been just the beginning of Le Champion’s reign, but the year ended with Jungle Boy Jack Perry taking him to a 10-minute time limit draw! Jericho will deny it up and down but he could not finish JB as fast as he thought. Now, with Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt backing Jungle Boy, and Proud ‘n’ Powerful behind their charismatic leader, which side wins on this Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager at Sea?
Everyone on the Norwegian Pearl sings along with Jericho’s theme song as he makes his entrance. The trios sort out and naturally, Jericho starts with Jungle Boy. JB reminds Jericho of how close that match was, so Jericho slaps him! JB throws forearms back! JB kicks and kicks and whips and dropkicks! Jericho scrambles to the Inner Circle corner to tag out to Ortiz. Things speed up now and JB handsprings and huricanranas! Ortiz is up but avoids the dropkick because he’s smarter. He takes off his gloves to claw JB! Rawr! JB CHOPS and goes acrobatic to arm-drag Ortiz back, then dropkick him after all! Cover, TWO, but JB drags Ortiz over to his corner. Luchasaurus tags in and JB gets a wheelbarrow boost for the Complete Shot! Tag to Marko Stunt, who climbs Luchasaurus for a SUPER SPLASH! But the ref missed the tag so the cover doesn’t count! And perhaps not for the first time in his life, Marko has had to shout, “I’m legal!”
Santana tags in but runs into Luchasaurus’ BOOT! Luchasaurus drags Santana up to give Marko a boost, wheelbarrow flip onto Santana’s shoulders. But Santana is too strong for that, so JB gives Marko a push-start into the tornado DDT! And JB handspring kicks Jericho down at the same time! Marko kips up and the fans fire up as he takes off his floaties! Free souvenir! Jurassic Express regroups as Santana flounders. Marko tags to JB and JB goes at Santana in a corner with a CHOP! JB brings Santana back to his corner to CHOP, and then tags Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus CHOPS Santana, but Santana throws elbows back. It doesn’t work! But the BOOT from Luchasaurus does! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus drags Santana up and tags Marko back in. Marko fires up to CHOP and throw hands!
Tag to JB and Marko gives a parting kick. Santana hits back but JB clubs Santana down. JB snapmares to KICK then cover, TWO! JB drags Santana up and clubs but Santana CHOPS! Santana wrenches and back suplexes but JB lands on his feet to duck under. Santana shoves JB at the Inner Circle but JB hits Ortiz down. Santana distracts the ref so that Jericho can sucker punch JB! Santana runs up to SUPER Russian Leg Sweep! Cover, TWO! The Inner Circle is in control as AEW goes picture in picture.
Santana keeps on JB and then brings him over. Tag to Jericho! Y2J paces about before he brings JB up for a scoop slam. Jericho drags JB away from the Jurassic Express for another scoop slam, and then another! Jericho flexes and soaks up the praise from his loyal customers. Tag to Ortiz and Ortiz grinds his boots into JB. The ref counts, Ortiz lets up at 4 and then distracts the ref so that Jake Hager can get a cheap shot in! The Express protests but Ortiz drags JB up to scoop and slam again. Cover, TWO, but Ortiz mocks the Express. JB CHOPS Ortiz! And again! Ortiz pokes JB in the eyes as AEW goes to break.
AEW returns as Jericho looms JB. Jericho stands on JB’s hair and pulls on his arms! The ref counts and Jericho lets up to then drag JB up for slaps. JB hits back with body shots but Jericho kicks and clubs. Jericho whips, JB rolls him up! TWO, and Jericho clobbers JB for it! Jericho tags Santana as fans rally up for JB. Santana does the same standing on hair and pulling on arms, then drags JB up for a backbreaker! And now it’s a backbreaker rack! Fans rally as Santana makes it a cover, TWO! Ortiz shouts that “We’re the best!” while Santana puts JB in a corner. Santana whips JB corner to corner hard and JB bounces off buckles. Santana sucker punches the Express and the ref reprimands, but he tags out to Jericho. The Inner Circle continues to mug JB before Jericho whips JB to a corner. JB ducks to roll him up, TWO!
Jericho kicks JB down and then drags him away from the Express. Jericho puts JB up top to then CHOP! And CHOP! Jericho CHOPS again before climbing up to join JB. JB resists the superplex and fights back! Fans fire up as JB hits a SUPER Gourd Buster! Then JB leaps for a crossbody! Cover, TWO! Jericho just escapes that one, and fans rally up again. Jericho and JB crawl, but Jericho anchors JB’s foot. JB reaches but can’t, Jericho tags Ortiz. Ortiz claws JB while Santana rushes the Express corner! PNP then double whip and double elbow JB, for a senton and step-up senton combo! Then the Plank! Cover, TWO! JB survives but the Inner Circle keeps cool. Ortiz claws JB more, then whips him corner to corner. JB reverses to throw big forearms and CHOPS! JB fires off fast and whips, but Ortiz reverses. JB goes up and over to uppercut!
Ortiz whips, JB ducks and hops up, POISON-RANA! Both men are down and fans fire up again. JB and Ortiz crawl, hot tags to Jericho and Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus rallies on Le Champion, and roundhouses Santana! BOOT for Jericho, flapjack for Santana, to the spinning buzzsaw! AKA, the Shining Lizard! Fans are thunderous for the dino man with a Masters Degree, but Ortiz claws his back! To no effect! Luchasaurus stares Ortiz down, then HEADBUTTS him! Santana walks into a back kick, front kick and TAIL WHIP heel kick! Jericho is up, choke grip! Choke grip for Ortiz, DOUBLE DINO CHOKE SLAM! Standing moonsault onto Jericho! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and Hager glares at Luchasaurus. The ref is busy checking on Jericho so Hager CLUBS Luchasaurus! Luchasuaurs CLUBS back!
Tag to Marko and Luchasaurus goes after the Big Hurt! Marko climbs as the big behemoths brawl on the ramp! Marko climbs with Jericho down in the drop zone, for a 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!?! Jericho survives but Marko throws forearms. Marko runs, crucifix to sunset flip, TWO! Marko tries a school boy, TWO! JUDAS EFFECT! Jericho covers, The Inner Circle wins!
Winner: The Inner Circle, Chris Jericho pinning
The winning streak of the Jurassic Express ends, and Jericho reestablishes why he is the Best in the World at What He Does, Do You Understand What He’s Saying? Just one of many nicknames, but will Jericho keep “Le Champion” as one for much longer? Or will the Revolution change everything?
AEW recounts the rivalry of Cody Rhodes and Maxwell Jacob Friedman.
Mentor and protege, best friends, but according to MJF, not equals. MJF stuck it to the American Nightmare at the most opportune time, and now Cody can never challenge for the World Championship. Cody wants after MJF the baddest way possible, but MJF has put up some Herculean stipulations. First, no physical contact until their match at AEW Revolution. That was fine. Second, Cody must face the muscular henchman, Wardlow. And not just in a normal debut match, but in a STEEL CAGE. That’s also fine. And last but certainly not least, 10 lashes from a leather strap, on live television. That’s MJF’s favorite. He will whip Cody in front of friends, family and God Almighty, Cody will get down on his knees to let MJF whip him. But Cody says this is not MJF’s story, this is just one chapter in Cody’s. Will it be triumphant or tragic for the American Nightmare come Revolution?
MJF VS Joey Janela!
Speaking of the Dynamite Diamond Ring bearer, he is actually without his bodyguard. Wardlow is preparing for his steel cage match with Cody. But the no contact stipulation still keeps MJF safe from his Revolution opponent, so his cocky attitude is particularly obnoxious. Fans kiss the ring to MJF’s delight, and he even bullies Justin Roberts into doing it. Will the Bad Boy change MJF’s mood before we’re even in February?
AEW returns to single picture as Janela makes his entrance. And look! Hipster Jesus made it to the cruise! Will Janela be blessed with another victory?
The bell rings and fans are strongly on Janela’s side. MJF and Janela approach, tie up, and MJF shoves Janela over. “That is the difference between a real wrestler, and Joey Janela!” Fans boo and Janela gets back up. Janela and MJF tie up again, MJF wrenches to a wristlock, but Janela rolls, handsprings and wrenches back! Janela wristlocks, MJF rolls, handsprings and hits a headlock takeover. Janela headscissors, MJF pops out, and roles reverse as Janela headlocks to a takeover for MJF to headscissor. Janela pops out, the two stand off, and fans cheer. MJF hushes fans to offer a handshake. Fans don’t trust that, and Janela slaps the hand away! So MJF SPITS on Janela. “What now, Joey, huh!?” Janela SLAPS MJF then throws hayamkers! Janela whips, MJF grabs ropes, and then bails out.
Fans boo as MJF walks up the ramp. MJF might be quitting, but Janela stalks up behind him! MJF knew he would and he rakes the eyes! MJF knocks Janela down, then soaks up the heat from the fans. Janela makes it back to the ring, and MJF runs in, only to be TOSSED in! Fans fire up for Janela as he goes up top! Janela aims but MJF rolls to the far side. Janela hops down, MJF shields himself with the ref! Janela has the ref move aside but MJF sucker punches him! MJF then wrenches and wrings Janela into the buckles! Janela writhes in pain but MJF stomps a mudhole! Fans boo and jeer more, but MJF brings Janela up for a scoop slam and senton! Cover as AEW goes picture in picture, TWO!
MJF grows frustrated but he stands and stomps on Janela’s chest! Janela throws body shots but MJF ROCKS him with a right. MJF waistlocks to rear bearhug Janela and grind him to the mat. Janela endures, fights his way up, and throws punches! Janela is free, but runs into a fireman’s carry and torture rack drop! MJF covers, TWO, but MJF stomps Janela’s legs. Janela hobbles to ropes but MJF is on him with body shots. MJF snapmares then body scissors for a new squeeze. Janela endures this, too, and AEW goes to break.
AEW returns and Janela climbs up to join MJF on the top rope! Fans fire up as Janela hits a SUPERPLEX! MJF flounders and flops in pain, Janela covers, TWO! MJF proves he’s tough enough to back his talk, but Janela isn’t done with him. Janela goes up top, but here comes his ex! The Bad Girl, Penelope Ford, is with her new man, Superbad Kip Sabian, all so Janela can see them make out on stage! Sabian smiles but Janela MACHO ELBOWS, to FLOP! MJF grabs Janela, DOUBLE CROSS! Cover, MJF wins!
Winner: MJF, by pinfall
An assist goes to the Superbad couple, but MJF isn’t done here. He demands a mic and gets one while fans boo and jeer. “You people love me, huh?” MJF grins as he continues with “I know you guys definitely love Cody.” That makes sense! Did anyone hear what Cody said? He’s like a poet! In a world filled with mumbling rappers, Cody is a true lyricist. Cody looked straight into the camera and said that line about MJF being a chapter in Cody’s book. And guess what? Cody’s right! MJF is a chapter in that book. The LAST chapter! But here comes Cody! The American Nightmare is aboard the Norwegian Pearl and the fans are excited again.
MJF tells Cody to stop right where he is and to have production cut the music! Fans cheer for Cody and MJF knows Cody must want after him. Especially with Wardlow gone to train right now. But there’s a reason Cody can’t hit MJF, remember? The very first stipulation MJF put on Cody. Cody gets in the ring, but no matter what, he can’t even lay a finger on MJF. MJF is “tho thintherely thorry about that.” MJF mocks the late, great Dusty Rhodes right in his son’s face. But since MJF is the Salt of the Earth and he owes so much to his “great mentor,” Cody “Roller Coaster” can have the floor. The fans sure want to hear him, right? MJF drops the mic at Cody’s feet, and then kicks it away. MJF plays like he doesn’t mean to, but then dares Cody to hit him. Fans call MJF names as he leaves, but Cody just tells “Max,” that they’re saying, “A**hole.”
But Cody admits, MJF has a point. Cody cannot touch MJF until Revolution. But what MJF forgets is there’s a loophole in his stipulation. Because the YOUNG BUCKS can touch him! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! MJF is down, but Cody has a way of cheering him up. “Should we throw Max in the pool?” Fans say “YES! YES!” The Bucks drag MJF out of the ring and around the way to the AEW Cruise of Jericho pool! In he goes! MJF isn’t the best swimmer, but worse of all, his boots are ruined! Will MJF see all his plans come crumbling down before the showdown at Revolution?
AEW recaps highlights from the Cruise of Jericho.
It really is a Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager at Sea as Jericho entertained his fans with music, special guests like Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias, and of course, a lot of exclusive cruise-only matches! The Young Bucks, Darby Allin, Nyla Rose, you name them, they were here! Will you make sure you’re here when the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager has its third wave?
Backstage(?) interview with the NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions!
Tony talks with Hangman and Omega as they enjoy some drinks. Omega has tea, Hangman has a beer. Congrats are in order for this victory, and Omega is the most surprised. If he were to picture when AEW started, he wouldn’t have said tag team division or teaming with one of his best friends. Hangman reminds us that he said he was gonna whoop both asses, and he whooped both Kaz and Scorpio. Shifting gears, PAC is still calling Omega out over their rubber match. Omega says Pac is “excrement,” but the match is coming. And it’s not like Pac is doing poorly, he’s in the #1 contender’s match tonight! So congrats to Pac for his run so far. Somewhere in between all these titles, Pac and Omega will have it out, so don’t worry. Tag titles is priority, and they’ll be fighting champions.
The Bucks come by to also congratulate them, and Omega is glad to have them supporting this team. Hangman is actually surprised that they won the tag titles first. Hangman heads out, things are getting tense, but is The Elite (not) fine?
BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!
AEW returns to the mainland in The Land, Cleveland, Ohio! And coming off their win tonight, Jericho will again lead Santana & Ortiz in Six Man action against Private Party and DARBY ALLIN! Will Jericho’s newest encounter with the undead daredevil be very different from the first?
Plus, the Young Bucks look to get back on a winning track as they go against Braxton Sutter and Andy Williams, The Butcher & the Blade! Will the Jackson brothers be able to throw a Superkick Party in Cleveland?
And The Elite stays in action as The American Nightmare returns to action against Superbad, Kip Sabian! Will coach Arn Anderson be able to help Cody maintain momentum on the way to that vicious Steel Cage match with Wardlow?
Chris Jericho returns!
Le Champion is still feeling good from his win tonight, but he wants to see who is going to meet him at AEW Revolution!
AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: PAC VS Jon Moxley!
As Omega said, The Bastard has been on a great roll, even with the one loss to Omega on his record. But this also isn’t the first time Pac and the Maniac have met! The first time was a time-limit draw, but this time there must be a winner! Will Pac feel the Paradigm Shift at sea? Or will he take advantage of a half-blind Moxley to then head for Y2J?
AEW returns again as Moxley makes his entrance from the crowd once more! Moxley has a big medical eye patch on and Jericho mocks him from commentary, but Moxley seems to be moving just fine otherwise. Will Moxley have #2020Vision when it comes to the title picture?
Fans are fired up for Moxley but Pac pretends he can’t hear them. Pac gets on the apron to delay things but does return as fans start to troll. The bell rings and the two men circle. Moxley gets the crowd fired up and then ties up with Pac. Pac gets free and Moxley stays back, too. They go again, Moxley gets a waistlock but Pac standing switches. Moxley drop toeholds and floats to a headlock. Pac gets a ropebreak with a foot, and Moxley lets up. Pac backs away to a corner but comes back to circle with Mox again. They tie up and Pac headlocks. Moxley powers out but Pac bumps him. Moxley comes back to run Pac over! Things speed up, Moxley dodges but Pac elbows from the blindside! But Moxley CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS!
Moxley whips corner to corner but Pac goes up and over to waistlock. Moxley standing switches to GERMAN SUPLEX Pac! Fans cheer as Moxley runs in to corner clothesline. Pac denies the bulldog and elbows back to then punch the bad eye! Jericho would feel bad but he says it is Moxley’s fault. Pac boots Moxley down then stands on the bad eye! The ref counts and Pac lets up at 4. Moxley gets away but Pac is on him with a modified camel clutch. Pac pulls the bandages up to crossface forearm the bad eye direct! Moxley backs off and the ref checks on him but Pac boots Moxley down. Jericho likes what he sees as Pac stands on Moxley’s face again. Pac lets up at 4 to then knee Moxley down! And drop knees, too! Pac soaks up the heat as fans boo but Moxley rocks him with forearms!
Moxley runs, but Pac dodges and sends Moxley out! Pac goes out to fetch Moxley and bounce him off the apron. Pac hits Moxley more and more and the bandages come loose again. The ref backs Pac off while AEW goes picture in picture.
Moxley fixes his bandages and manages to see Pac coming. Moxley sends Pac into the crowd! Fans are fired up as Moxley hops the rails to go after Pac with haymakers! They fight further into the crowd and the ref follows. This isn’t Falls Count Anywhere, but the ref is lax on the ring count as they go up the steps. Moxley fights Pac up to the upper deck, even as the ref tells them they need to go back to the ring. That doesn’t happen just yet as they now fight among more fans. The cameras can’t get close enough, but it is clear Moxley clubs Pac back down those stairs! Pac is somehow okay to continue but the ref insists this return to the ring. Moxley drags Pac up and throws more haymakers! And uses a beer can to smash Pac in the head! The ref lets that slip, too, it is technically part of the environment. Moxley dumps Pac back to ringside and AEW returns to single picture.
Fans are still cheering as Moxley puts Pac back in the ring. Pac bails out to the apron but Moxley comes over. Pac flicks the rope into the bad eye! Pac up top, missile dropkick hits! But Moxley is back up to LARIAT! Both men are down but fans are rallying. A standing count begins as Moxley crawls and sits up. The count reaches 7 but Moxley gets the ref to stop counting. Pac is up and throws hands. Moxley throws them back and we have a brawl. Moxley throws hands from all sides, but then Pac back kicks! Pac goes to kick the blindside but Moxley felt it coming! Moxley gets Pac for an X-PLEX! Cover, TWO! Jericho says Moxley’s determination is part of his charm but also part of his problem. The “reckless soul” Moxley staggers up to drag Pac up. Moxley suplexes but Pac slips out to jawbreaker!
Moxley staggers, Pac makes sure to give a jawbreaker to the bad eye! That’s an eye-breaker! Pac puts Moxley up top then climbs to join him, and fans anticipate what’s coming next. But Moxley does, too, and he fights back with body shots. Moxley shoves Pac down and Pac flops on his stomach! Moxley adjusts, watching with his one good eye. Moxley LEAPS, but the elbow gets knees! Pac grabs Moxley in the Rings of Saturn, but Moxley counters to a cover! TWO, and Pac enziguris Moxley down! Pac gives swift kicks to Moxley’s bad eye! The ref reprimands Pac but he just keeps going! Pac runs to dropkick from the blindside! Cover, TWO! Pac grows frustrated but fans rally up. Moxley stirs and Jericho says the “stupid son of a b*tch” needs to just give up already.
Pac drags Moxley to a drop zone as fans rally up. Pac climbs, aims, 450 onto knees! Cover, TWO! Moxley survives but so does Pac! Moxley gets Pac with a sleeper, but Pac elbows out and whips to a REBOUND GERMAN! Both men are down again and the ref checks. They’re both okay to continue and fans rally up. Pac rises first and hurries back up top! BLACK ARROW FLOPS! Moxley narrowly avoids defeat and fans rally up again. Pac rises first again, but Moxley pulls himself up with ropes. Pac hobbles but Moxley runs in, SUPERKICK rocks Mox! Pac runs, but the boot is blocked! DIRTY DEEDS! Cover, TWO!?! Jericho shouts for Moxley to just stay down but he’s the one back in control. Moxley glares at Pac with his one good eye as the two crawl.
Pac bails out of the ring but Moxley crawls in pursuit. Moxley gets out to hurry after Pac and puts him in the ring as fans rally again. Pac is in a drop one, Moxley heads up top now, but Pac is up fast! Pac grabs Moxley, SUPERPLEX! And the BRUTALIZER! Jericho is confident this is it, but fans shout for Moxley to hang in there! Moxley endures, starts to fade, but he won’t let this end here! Moxley powers up, moves around, and gets a ROPEBREAK! Pac lets go and Jericho insults the ref. Apparently fans feel Hipster Jesus had something to do with it, so they sing his praises. But Pac pulls the bandage right off! And he goes right at Moxley’s bad eye! The ref backs Pac off but then Moxley cradles, TWO!! Moxley wobbles, Pack walks into another DIRTY DEEDS! But Moxley isn’t done there, he drags Pac back up! With one good eye, PARADIGM SHIFT! Cover, Moxley wins!!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall; NEW #1 Contender to the AEW World Championship
Jericho vows to finish what he started, but Moxley might see things differently. What will Moxley have to say about all this when Dynamite comes to Cleveland?
My Thoughts:
A really great episode for the first time AEW’s done something like this. This was on tape delay, which is why fans were censored when chancing “F*** him up Moxley, f*** him up!” and other similar chants. Censoring is fine but it really messes with the audio and therefore my ears. But the rowdy passengers aside, this was still an amazing episode. The biggest surprise, or arguably the only one, was the first match! I didn’t think the tag titles would open, but what a great match to do it. And what a surprising move to have Omega and Page win! As we saw with the interview promo, there is still a lot of tension within The Elite, and I’m curious to see how it sorts out. It was good continuity for Omega to speak about Pac, and Omega makes a good point. Pac is doing just fine so his obsession with the tiebreaker is a bit much, but it makes for good drama. Moxley VS Pac was really good, and they did a lot of great storytelling around the bad eye. Naturally Moxley wins, though, and Moxley VS Jericho is going to be a great title match.
Jericho, of course, does great in the Six Man Tag and on commentary for Moxley VS Pac. The Inner Circle did great in making the Jurassic Express look strong, especially Marko with all those near-falls. This all furthers the talk that AEW wants to make a true Trios Division, and I bet the Inner Circle will be front-runners when some kind of tournament is made. It could totally work for Jericho to lose the world title to Moxley at Revolution to then shift gears and be a trios champion with Proud ‘n’ Powerful, to make more history for himself. Baker VS Kelly was an okay match, but the big thing from her tonight was her running down poor Schiavone. Her Heel turn is a slow burn but a good one so far. There’s still plenty of time before Revolution to determine Riho’s challenger, and if it ends up Baker, it’d be the right time to pull the trigger and let her have that belt.
MJF and Janela have a pretty good match, and it was a smart move to have Superbad distract the Bad Boy so MJF wins without really gaining that much momentum. His bit with Cody was great, especially since there was the revelation of the loophole. Cody can get his friends to go after MJF now, since MJF has been using henchmen the entire time anyway. Next week’s Bucks VS Blade & Butcher will be a really good match but I best MJF and Bunny Allie get involved to screw Bucks over. Cody VS Wardlow in the Steel Cage is probably going to be in February, followed by the lashing the next night as perhaps even the go-home to Revolution. When that match finally happens, it is going to be great for Cody to release all the pent up anger, but even then I feel like MJF uses shenanigans to win and then insist he’s done with Cody forever. AEW is doing some good storytelling and long term booking, we just gotta be patient to see it.
My Score: 9.1/10
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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!
Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
- Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
- “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
- Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!
Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?
Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!
Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.
Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!
Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!
The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.
Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!
The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!
Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission
The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?
Don Callis is watching this.
And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?
Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.
Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.
Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?
Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!
La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.
Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.
Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!
Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!
Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!
Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall
Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?
Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.
Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”
Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?
“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!
The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?
The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.
Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!
Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall
Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!
Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!
The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?
The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!
Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!
Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!
Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!
Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!
Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!
Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!
Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!
Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!
Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!
Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall
Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.
The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.
Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!
Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; Bullet Club Gold wins and retains the titles.
- Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos; Fenix wins.
- Rush VS Martin Stone; Rush wins.
- Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; Storm wins.
- The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; The Acclaimed win.
- AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli; Swerve wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Swerve Strickland is here!
Prince Nana again leads the way as the NEW AEW World Champion makes his way out here. The Realest opened Dynamite with a win, but he walks back out to Daily’s Place to stand in the ring to finally acknowledge his victory at Dynasty. Nana says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man standing in front of you today is the Boss of Bosses! The man standing in front of you today is the Anointed One in Professional Wrestling! The man standing in front of you is one hell of a wrestler. And he’s none other than the AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Swerve Strickland!” The fans cheer and chant, “Thank You, Swerve!”
Swerve says what a week we’ve had here in AEW! Let’s run it down: a NEW TBS Champion in Willow Nightingale; by the grace of God, Adam Cole can walk; Adam Copeland got misted in the face by The House of Black; Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson tore the house down; and then… Jack Perry returned. The fans boo but Swerve says Jack’s back in AEW, and he struck Tony Khan, the founder of AEW, who put his faith in Swerve. On top of that, The EVPs, the Young Bucks are again the AEW World Tag Team Champions, and they hit Tony Khan with the whatever it is driver, and now TK is in a neck brace and who knows when we’ll see him in healthy condition.
Now, Swerve will be the first to tell everyone, he’s done some horrible things. Once, twice, three, four times. But something about four elite athletes beating down a non-fighter in TK, that sounds like a b*tch move to him. The fans echo “B*TCH MOVE!” but Swerve wants to get to business. The most important thing that happened this week is Swerve went into Dynasty and he made history by dethroning Samoa Joe and becoming the NEW AEW World Champion! Now, a pet peeve of his is those going around calling themselves “Best in the World.” But make no mistake, the Best in the World is the one holding this title right here!
Last week, it was Samoa Joe. This week, it’s Swerve, baby. And Swerve got here by fighting, but also by making sacrifices. Swerve says the night he won this title, he went to his daughter. She said, “Dad, I love you, I’m so proud of you. But I feel like I just don’t know you.” That hit Swerve to his core. His relationship with his children is everything. But he’s missed birthdays, holidays, basketball games, dance recitals, Father-Daughter dances, and he can’t make up for lost time. But what he can do is set the example and blaze a trail, to make sure this was all worth it. The fans cheer that!
Swerve continues by saying AEW has set people in front of him and he’s knocked them all down! Kyle Fletcher was just one. Now, how about an Open Challenge for the AEW World Championship? But only to someone who really wants to fight! So how about it, Jacksonville? We’re entering a new era in AEW, the Dynasty Era! And the elite of that era is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But then here comes Claudio Castagnoli! The Swiss Superman is in a suit, not his gear, but he does get in the ring. Claudio circles Swerve, then takes the mic and holds up a finger. The fans still chant, but Claudio says, “You’re on.”
Swerve says see you later tonight then, in whose house? But then Claudio snatches the mic again! “It’s gonna be mine.” The fans are intrigued but Claudio is looking to end Swerve’s Dynasty the same week it started! Will the Swiss Superman bring even more gold to the Blackpool Combat Club?
Tony Khan has a medical update.
He is feeling grateful and blessed that he can still walk, talk and work, as was seen during the NFL Draft with Tony Khan alongside his father, Shahid, in the Jacksonville Jaguars war room. However, the doctors have advised TK not to travel, so he will be monitoring AEW Dynamite in Winnipeg remotely. Will that mean The EVPs will be in control of things in person this Wednesday…?
Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight!
When it comes to Six Man Tags, the Bang Bang Gang runs this! But while they have six belts for the three of them, will that only weigh them all down against one of the fastest moving and fastest rising teams? Or will Jay White & The Gunns shoot Action, Darius & Dante outta the sky?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds all the trios gold!
The trios sort out, White starts against Dante and the two talk a little trash over how the Casino Gauntlet went on Wednesday. The fans rally for Angel Dorado as he ties up with the Switchblade, but White headlocks. Dante powers up and out, but White runs him over! White bumps Dante off buckles, but Dante dodges to fire off forearms! White knees low, bumps Dante off buckles again, but Dante dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Dante whips corner to corner, White reverses, but Dante BOOTS back! Dante runs up to CHOP! And CHOP! White swings, Dante ducks to KICK, KICK and KICK!
White blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW the leg! Dante writhes, White drags him up, and White CHOPS Dante to the corner. White CHOPS again, brings Dante over and tags in Colten. They mug Dante, then Colten sucker punches Action! Colten tags Austin, they whip Dante to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” but Austin drags Dante up. Austin bumps Dante off buckles, tags White, and White RAMS into Dante again and again! White hushes everyone, to CHOP! Dante sits down, Colten tags in, and Colten drags Dante up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO!
Colten keeps Dante from his team, then tags Austin. The Gunns mug Dante, then Austin whips. Dante holds ropes, BOOTS Austin, then DECKS Colten! But White trips Dante up! The fans boo but Dante dodges White to slide in, dodge Austin, and Darius sneaks a tag! Dante ducks Austin to DIVE onto White! Darius rallies on the Gunns, then fires off hands! Darius whips, Action reverses, but Darius atomic drops! Darius then BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Austin, GAMANGIRIS, and the fans fire up! Action jumps in, Darius kicks Colten away, then he holds ropes down so Action can FLY! Down goes Colten! STEP-IN FLATLINER on Austin! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally, Darius builds speed, and Darius slides, but Austin dodges! White CLOBBERS Darius! White drags Darius up for an APRON GOURD BUSTER! The fans are torn but Collision goes picture in picture.
White slides in to cover Darius, TWO! White is annoyed but he scuffs Darius then stands on him. The ref reprimands, but White drags Darius up. Darius fires body shots but White CLUBS him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Colten, and BCG mugs Darius. Colten brings Darius around to bump him off buckles, then stomp and DECK him! Colten soaks up the heat, digs his boot into Darius, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to White, and he drags Darius up to JAB! And JAB! And CHOP! White brings Darius around to TOSS back out! White then goes out to fetch Darius, the Gunns and Top Flight keeping each other at bay.
White SMACKS Darius off the apron, then the Gunns hop into the crowd to start up a “Too Sweet!” chant. White CHOPS Darius, and now the Gunns start a “One More Time!” chant! White refreshes the ring count first, argues with the ref, and that allows the Gunns to mug Darius! The Gunns get away with that while the ref is busy with White and Dante, but then Darius fires hands on the Gunns! Darius slides into the ring, White anchors him on the outside, and Collision returns to single picture. Darius BOOTS White into railing, hurries for his corner, but The Gunns YANK Dante and Action down! The fans boo but White clamps onto Darius.
White mockingly holds Darius’ hand out to no one, then stands him up to CHOP! White brings Darius around, taunts Action, then CHOPS! White wrenches, but Darius ROCKS White! And ROCKS him again! White CHOPS Darius but Darius PELES! Both men are down, White tags Colten! Colten tags Austin, they get in Darius’ way, then double whip him to the corner. Austin sends Colten in but Darius dodges, Colten hits buckles! Austin runs up, but Darius goes up and over and handsprings to hot tag Action! Action rallies on the Gunns, BLASTS White for good measure, then keeps going! The fans fire up for Action as he whips Austin.
Austin reverses, Action handsprings, DOUBLE BACK ELBOW for the Gunns! Action kips up, then he runs in at Austin! UPPERCUT in the corner! Colten runs in, but is sent into Austin! Action DECKS Austin, goes up and SPLIT-LEG, but rolls through as Austin moves so he can PELE Colten! Then SPANISH FLY for Austin! Cover, TWO! Austin survives but Action rallies the fans. Colten and White get Austin outta there, but Dante FLIES onto them all!! The fans are thunderous as Austin flounders back up. Dante whips, Austin reverses, but Darius helps Dante go up and over! Dante then helps Darius TORNADO TAG!
Darius drags Austin into place for Action’s STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Austin survives the onslaught, White and Colten drag Darius & Dante out! The Martins are sent into railing, but Action WRECKS White & Colten with a dropkick! Action goes up, but Colten distracts the ref! That lets White trip Action up! Action lands on his landing strip, and then White tags in! White says it’s done, he drags Action down, but Dante flies in! White catches Dante for an URENAGE! Darius runs up, arm-drags free of the Urenage, but turns around into a 3:10 TO YUMA! White goes back for Action, SNAL SLEEPER SUPLEX, but Action lands through!
Action BOOTS White, SUPERKICKS, then goes from a corner to SHOTGUN! White hits buckles, ends up in a drop zone, and Action goes to the apron! Action springboards, White gets away! Action ducks ‘n’ dodges but handsprings into BLADERUNNER!! Cover, BCG wins!
Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall (still Unified World Trios Champions)
The six shooter still had one in the chamber, and that’s the first defense for the Bang Bang Gang! Will they continue to prove they’re the best three man team in the game today?
The House of Black speaks.
Brody King says they told Adam Copeland what was coming, and the match at Dynasty went exactly how they said. And what’s interesting is, Brody now has two wins over the TNT Champion. They remind Adam of his own #CopeOpen, and The House accepts. But who knows? It might be Brody, it might be Malakai, it might be Buddy. On May 1st in Winnipeg, Edge finds out when the world finds out.
Rey Fenix w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Beast Mortos!
Finally, the Immortal Firebird is back in action! But what an opponent to face as the minotaur of lucha has now evolved into something even more menacing! Will Fenix be able to fly like never before? Or will Mortos make him crash and burn?
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fenix. Fenix and Mortos tie up, Mortos shoves Fenix, then powers him to a corner. Mortos CHOPS, then swings, but Fenix dodges to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Fenix fires off CHOPS but Mortos just snarls. Mortos TOSSES Fenix to the corner, CHOPS and CHOPS and ROCKS Fenix with a right! The fans rally for Fenix as Mortos whips, but Fenix reverses. Mortos reverses back but Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY, into Mortos’ arms! Mortos swings Fenix, Fenix slips free and shoves, but Mortos rolls off Fenix’s back! Fenix dodges Mortos, Tiger Feints, but Mortos rolls to avoid the kick!
Mortos runs in but Fenix pops him up! Mortos rebounds, and then SNAP POWERSLAMS! The fans fire up for this “LUCHA! LUCHA!” exchange, and Fenix bails out. Mortos builds speed to TORNILLO! Down goes Fenix and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Fenix up, UPPERCUTS him, then puts him in the ring. Mortos stalks Fenix to a corner, then stands him up. Mortos clotheslines, and then whips. Mortos runs in to clothesline again! Mortos fires up, runs up, but into a SOBAT! Fenix SOBATS again, KICKS, then runs up, but into a BOOT! And SLING-DOG! Fenix gets spiked but staggers to his feet, only for Mortos to ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!
Fenix staggers back up, into a DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fenix survives that onslaught but Mortos roars! Abrahantes says animo, but Mortos grabs legs. Mortos DDTS a foot! Fenix writhes, but Mortos steps over for a toehold. Fenix kicks with his good leg, gets free, and runs up. but into a SHIN BREAKER! Mortos ties the legs up again, for a NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! Fenix endures as he’s now in the TRAILER HITCH! Mortos puts the pressure on Fenix, but he endures, crawls, reaches out, but Mortos thrashes! They roll, and end up in the ROPEBREAK! Mortos lets Fenix go and Fenix bails out.
The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos goes out after him. Mortos stands Fenix up to SLAP him back down! Mortos drags Fenix up to tear at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and refreshes the ring count. Fenix staggers, Mortos brings him around, and Mortos POSTS Fenix! Fenix staggers, Mortos snarls at Abrahantes, then Mortos SLASH Fenix again! Mortos puts Fenix in and covers, TWO! So Mortos goes back to the mask! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Mortos still pulls at the eye hole! The ref argues with Mortos, and Fenix gets up. Fenix throws a feeble forearm, Mortos DECKS him again!
Mortos again tears at the mask! The fans rally for Fenix but Mortos brings him around, stomps him down, then has the bad leg around ropes. Mortos runs, but Fenix is up, so Mortos CLOBBERS him! Mortos soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Mortos stands on Fenix’s head! The ref reprimands, Mortos steps away, then Mortos puts Fenix in the ropes. Mortos again pulls at the mask! The ref reprimands, Mortos lets off and soaks up the heat. Fenix flounders to the ramp, then the steps, but Mortos pursues. Mortos brings Fenix up for a FACEBUSTER on the steel! Mortos snarls as he looms over Fenix. Fenix stands, but Mortos winds up to SLAP him down again! Fenix flops against railing, but Mortos tears at the mask’s eye hole! The fans boo and Fenix gets away, but Mortos SLAPS him back down! Mortos puts Fenix in, scares Abrahantes off again, then storms into the ring. Mortos stomps Fenix around, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns, Mortos fireman’s carries, but Fenix fights free! The fans fire up as Fenix fires elbows, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him! Mortos runs, but into a BOOT! Fenix dodges, CHOPS, then goes up and up, but Mortos SLAPS him! Fenix uses that to get the RANA! Fenix then ducks ‘n’ dodges, Tiger Feint REWIND! Mortos falls, Fenix crawls to the cover, ONE?!? Mortos has more power than Fenix expected but the fans rally as hard as they can! Fenix winds up to BUZZSAW! But Mortos just shakes it off?! Fenix SUPERKICKS! Mortos stands, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix then gets around, reels Mortos in, but Mortos is so big!
Fenix tries to suplex, manages to pick Mortos up, and flips him into a GUTBUSTER! Both men fall, Fenix crawls to the cover, TWO! Mortos is still in this but Fenix keeps his cool. The fans rally up again, and Mortos crawls. Fenix aims from a corner, runs up, and pops up to KICK Mortos! Fenix keeps moving, SPRINGBOARD- HEADBUTT!! Mortos takes Fenix out of the sky and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” A standing count starts, the two slowly rise, and Fenix uses ropes to get up at 6 of 10. Mortos stands at 7, roars, and runs up, but Fenix dodge! Mortos’ knee hits buckles and he tumbles up and out!
Fenix goes up a corner, the fans fire up, and Fenix SUPER TORNILLOS! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! Fenix stands, the fans are thunderous again, and Fenix drags Mortos into the ring. Fenix says animo and he high-fives some fans. Fenix goes to a corner, springboards in, and leaps, but into Mortos’ arms! Fenix fights free, scoops, but Mortos turns that right around! LUNG BLOWER! Mortos isn’t done there, he whips Fenix to scoop and torture rack, right into a WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, TWO?!? Fenix survives and Abrahantes is all fired up! The fans rally up again, too, but Mortos roars as he looms over Fenix!
Mortos sits Fenix up, runs, but Fenix kips up to SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERKICK! Mortos is still on his feet so Fenix goes up and up and tightrope PENALTY KICKS! Mortos staggers, into another SUPERKICK! Fenix goes back to the corner and goes back up! The fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mortos survives and shocks everyone! Fenix hurries to a corner, he runs up at Mortos to somersault, but Mortos catches him! Mortos pops Fenix up but Fenix victory rolls through that, and WINS!!
Winner: Rey Fenix, by pinfall
By the seat of his pants, Fenix wins his return match! Fenix celebrates with the people, will Fenix be back on top of AEW soon enough?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
Arkady Aura says Freshly Squeezed was attacked by #JustTrent last Dynamite, and that ultimately forced Chuck Taylor’s hand in choosing sides. The Kentucky Gentleman chose Cassidy, where is his head at right now? Cassidy knows Trent said a lot of things that Cassidy is still working through. But what is on his mind most now is that later tonight on Rampage, those two are fighting in a Parking Lot Brawl. Cassidy is afraid of what Trent and Chuck are going to do to each other. Kris Statlander walks in and tells Cassidy that “he needs us. Let’s go.” Cassidy nods and leaves with the Galaxy’s Greatest. Will Chuck’s real friends be there for him, win or lose?
Rush VS Martin Stone!
From one return to another, El Toro Blanco also gets back in action! But will the leader of La Faccion Ingobernable be tranquilo? Or will he lose his cool taking on The Gov’nah?
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rush. Rush stares Stone down, Stone rushes up, but Rush dodges to SNAP GERMAN! And then Rush KNEES Stone down! Stone tumbles out of the ring but Rush goes out after him. Rush sends Stone into railing! And then into more railing! Rush stomps away, the ref counts and then storms out to stop him! Rush lets off, smirks as he fetches a chair, and he puts that in the ring. The ref hurries to get the chair, so that lets Rush use camera cables to LASH Stone! And LASH again! Rush puts Stone in the ring, storms in after him, and kicks him low! Rush pulls Stone’s shirt down, so he can CHOP!
Rush whips corner to corner, runs in, but Stone dodges! Stone runs up but Rush ROCKS him! Rush roars, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Stone into buckles! Rush takes aim, Stone flounders around, and Rush FOREARMS Stone down! Rush then goes corner to corner, “If you mess with the bull…!” You get BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!
Winner: Rush, by pinfall
El Toro Blanco just crushed Stone, will he soon stampede his way up to some gold? But wait, Rush isn’t done! He DECKS Stone, stomps away, then goes corner to corner to again use THE HORNS!! Rush laughs while Stone flounders away. Will Rush be ruthless all the way to the top of AEW?
Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.
Arkady Aura is now with The Professor of Professional Wrestling, and says that Deeb came out to touch the AEW Women’s World Championship. What message is Deeb looking to send? Deeb says it’s a very simple one. On one hand, we have the great champion, Toni Storm, someone everyone loves, and one of the greatest champions in this company’s history. On the other, we have the undefeated Professor, the obvious #1 contender. After everything Deeb’s been through, how hard she had to fight to get back here, failure is not an option. It is now or never!
And after four years of being told how great she is, and how she SHOULD be champion, it is time to prove it. It is time to accomplish something she has yet to do, and that is become THE AEW Women’s World Champion. Deeb tells Storm this isn’t a movie, this is real-life. And as such, will Deeb bring Storm crashing down to reality?
Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay!
The Leading Lady didn’t appreciate how The Queenslayer tried to slay her protege, who wasn’t even Anna’s opponent on Wednesday! Will Storm prove Anna is NOT the Star of the Show? Or will Anna jump the line to a title shot with a win here tonight?
The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Storm says, “How DARE you!” The two reset, the fans rally again, and they tie up. Storm waistlocks, Anna switches, but Storm wrenches out. Anna slips through to wrench back and wristlock. Storm reaches out but Anna keeps her from ropes. Anna headlocks, grinds, thrusts, and repeat. Anna endures, powers up to pop out the back and she headlocks in return. Storm endures as Anna grinds, then she brings Anna to her knees. Storm headlocks for the takeover, but Anna headscissors. Storm kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff.
Anna and Storm reset, circle, and then Storm kicks low! Storm ROCKS Anna, ROCKS her again, then whips. Anna reverses, runs up and LEG LARIATS in the corner! Anna snapmares, mocks the fans chanting for Storm, and then gives a HIP ATTACK! Storm is upset, and she hits a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fast hands, and the fans fire up! Storm gives Anna the HIP ATTACK! And another! And then another! Storm winds up, the fans cheer, and Storm HIP ATTACKS! Anna flounders to the apron, Mariah is there to mock her, and then Storm runs to HIP ATTACK Anna into Mariah! Storm realizes her mistake, but she puts Anna in the ring.
Storm helps Maria up, checks her over, and she seems okay. Storm hurries up but Anna gets her for a NECKBREAKER! Storm flops down and Anna soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Anna storms out after Storm, stalks her around the way, but Storm CHOPS! Anna CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS Storm, then soaks up the heat. Storm scrambles away to hide behind Mariah and Luther, then she gets in the ring. Anna storms in but Storm stomps her at the ropes! The ref counts, Storm drops knees on Anna! Anna flounders to a corner, but Storm scrapes her boot off Anna’s face. Storm stands Anna up to CLUB her in the chest, then CHOP her! Storm bumps Anna off buckles, but Anna turns things around to CHOP! Storm flounders, Anna CHOKES her on ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, but Anna lets off at 4.
Anna drags Storm around, puts her in a corner, and digs her boot in again. The ref counts, Anna lets off, and Storm sits down. Anna grabs the sign Mariah is holding, and RIPS it! Mariah is devastated but Anna goes back to CLUB Storm! Anna CHOKES Storm, thrashes her around, then lets off as the ref counts. Anna CLUBS Storm while Luther rallies the fans. Storm rises as Anna fires more forearms! Storm ROCKS Anna in return! Anna snarls and ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS back! Anna CHOPS, Storm CHOPS, then they go back to forearms! Anna fires a flurry, runs, but Storm HEADBUTTS! Both women fall as Collision returns to single picture!
The fans rally for Storm as she rises in a corner. Anna runs up, into an ELBOW! Storm then goes up and over, runs in, blocks boots, and she has Anna in the ropes! DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Then a DDT! Then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Storm keeps her cool. Storm drags Anna up, chokes her, but Anna wrenches out to HOOK KICK! Anna Gory Especials for the GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Storm survives the shoutout to Tay, but Anna clinches. Storm fights free, then hits a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Anna survives and the fans rally up again as Storm goes to ropes.
Storm drags Anna up, reels her in, but Anna wrenches out! FLATLINER! And a roll into the QUEENSLAYER!! Storm flails as she’s caught in body scissors! The fans rally as Storm endures and fights around! Storm rises up, Anna as a backpack, for a BACKPACK SENTON! Anna lets go and Storm is free! Storm is ready for her close-up! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
And with that, revenge is sweet for Timeless Toni! Mariah celebrates with her mentor, but what will Storm think of Deeb’s challenge?
Orange Cassidy finds Chuck Taylor.
Cassidy hands Chuck his pup, and Chuck is glad everyone’s here. He wants everyone to hear this. Whatever happens out there, no one is to interfere. Chuck has to do this on his own. Cassidy accepts those terms and takes Pup Taylor back. Will the Kentucky Gentleman be able to settle things once and for all with #JustTrent?
The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Grizzled Young Veterans!
Max Caster & Anthony Bowens may no longer be AEW World Trios Champions, but surely they will look to get back at the Bang Bang Gang. However, they’re up against a team SSSSOOOON~ to be recognized as the best team in the world! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make sure everyone knows to #GritYourTeeth? Caster has a diss track, though! “Acclaimed on the mic, bring the flavor like Bailey’s. Damn it feels good to be back here in Daily’s! Grizzled Young Vets, I can only yawn. Drop you on your little as necks like Tony Khan! Drop the ball like it’s tic-tac-toe. We gonna send these dudes back to the Impact Zone! Grit my teeth? Do not make me laugh! You better bite the pillow when we get up in dat ass!”
Bowens tells “JEEEACKSONVILLE~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does! But will this homecoming be a less than happy one for the AEW homegrown talent?
The teams sort out, Caster starts against Liverpool’s Numbah One. Gibson tells Caster to ignore the fans and the two tie up. They go around, Caster headlocks, but Gibson rolls to a cover, ONE! Caster holds on, Gibson fights up, and Gibson powers Caster around to a wrench, hammerlock and then tags Drake. Drake wrenches, wrangles Caster, then traps the arm to SNAP LOCK it! Drake kips up, the fans boo, but Drake grabs Caster’s arm. Caster throws body shots but Drake ROCKS Caster. Drake whips, Caster ducks ‘n dodges! Bowens sneaks a tag, SUNSET BACKBREAKER NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, ONE!!
Bowens keeps on Drake while the fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy!” Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, then CHOPS again! Drake fires forearms with Bowens and the fans fire up! Bowens fires more shots, but Drake powers him back. Gibson tags in, leapfrog and bypass leads to DOUBLE LARIATS! Drake talks trash, as does Gibson, and Gibson fires forearms! Gibson reels Bowens in but Bowens fights the suplex! Gibson CLUBS Bowens, but Bowens snap suplexes Gibson! Tag to Caster, but Gibson JAWBFREAKRS Bowens and whips Caster. Caster reverses, they drop, bypass, kick and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!!
Caster keeps on Gibson, whips, but Gibson holds ropes. Gibson BOOTS Caster, DECKS Bowens, but Caster gets around to kick and UPPERCUT! Caster whips, Gibson tags Drake and they drop, dropkick, and basement dropkick Caster! Then MAYHEM IN MOTION takes out Bowens! The GYV soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Gibson goes out to fetch Caster, and brings him around so Drake can add on, PLANCHA BACKBREAKER COMBO! The ring count climbs but GYV put Caster in the ring. Gibson has Caster on the apron, has a cravat, and then he SLAMS Caster on the edge! Caster sputters while reaching out, but Gibson keeps him from Bowens. Gibson CLOBBERS Caster, talks some trash, then drags Caster up to DECK him! Caster flounders to the corner, Drake tags in and he runs in to ELBOW! Gibson adds a clothesline, Drake DROPKICKS! Drake taunts Bowens, then DECKS Caster! Caster flounders but Drake KNEES him in the back.
Drake clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, the fans rally up, and Caster fights up to a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, hot tag to Gibson and he hurries after Caster while Collision goes to break!
Collision returns, Gibson tags back in and the GYV double whip Caster. Caster holds ropes, BOOTS Drake, then TOSSES Gibson! Caster ELBOWS Drake away but Gibson trips him up! Gibson drags Caster out but Caster DECKS him! Drake DIVES onto Caster! Drake goes to the corner, Gibson puts Caster in, and Gibson brings Caster around to back suplex! Gibson clamps on with a chinlock but Caster endures. Gibson talks trash to Daddy Ass while Daddy Ass coaches Caster. Caster fights up, reaches out, but he throws body shots! Gibson keeps hold of an arm but Caster fires more hands! Gibson reaches out, tag to Drake!
Drake runs in to take Caster’s other hand, and GYV send Caster to their corner. Drake runs in to UPPERCUT, Gibson clothesline, but Caster ducks the wheel kick! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on GYV with haymakers and CHOPS! ROLLING ELBOW for Drake! ROLLING ELBOW for Gibson! Bowens fires off strikes then hits the FAMOUSER! “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIEMD!” But Drake ELBOWS Bowens! Caster sneaks a tag, Bowens dodges Drake, FOREARM SMASH, ELBOW, then another FOREARM! Feed to the scoop SLAM, and Bowens goes up! Caster holds Drake open, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
Bowens & Caster scissor finger, and then they get Drake up! Suplex and assist for the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Drake survives and shocks The Acclaimed! Caster tags Bowens, but then Gibson YANKS Bowens down! Caster drags Gibson up, but Gibson RAMS him into a corner! Drake runs up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Caster wobbles, GYV DUMP him out to the ramp!! Caster even hit lighting on the way down! Bowens rises, sees it is 2v1, but he still fights! Bowens dodges Drake, BOOTS Gibson, then switches with Drake to spin him, snapmare, and RUNNING KNEE! Gibson is up, but he gets haymakers from Bowens!
Bowens goes up, but Gibson sweeps the legs! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Drake is on the other corner, and he goes COAST2COAST!! Bowens gets obliterated, Drake covers, TWO!!! Bowens survives and GYV is fuming! Drake tags Gibson back in, they get Bowens up, and Gibson says THEY are the best! GYV talks trash on Billy, they aim from corners, but Billy throws off his shirt! Caster runs up to CLOBBER Drake! And he ROCKS Gibson! Bowens gives Gibson Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Tag to Caster! THE ARRIVAL, and then THE MIC DROP!! Cover, Acclaimed win!!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall
Even after an intense battle, Caster & Bowens come back to win it! Is this just the start of the comeback tour for The Acclaimed on the road to Double or Nothing?
Backstage interview with Katsuyori Shibata.
Arkady is now with The Wrestler, and she brings up the issues with Shane Taylor Promotions. But at the same time, he is going to be challenging Chris Jericho for the FTW Championship. Any last words before that match? Shibata uses his Google Translate voice-to-text to “say” that he is going to chop down The Learning Tree and take Jericho’s title. And any plans for Shane Taylor? Shibata “says,” Rampage will see him take on STP alone. But then Daniel Garcia steps in. Garcia tells Shibata-san that he has respect for him. If Shibata needs help against STP, Garcia will help him. What does he say?
Shibata takes a moment to type it out, and says okay. Save the last dance for him. Garcia nods and dances his way off screen. Will the Dragonslayer help The Wrestler take the fight to Big Bad Shaney T. Boy?
AEW World Championship: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Claudio Castagnoli!
The Realest is a fighting champion to be sure! Winning the title at Dynasty, denying a challenger on Dynamite, and now putting the gold up on Collision, will this still be Swerve’s House? Or is the Swiss Superman about to put Blackpool Combat Club back on top?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who survives this Collision!
The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Claudio powers Swerve to a corner, the ref counts, and Claudio lets off. The fans are torn as the two reset and circle again. Swerve rolls to get a leg, but Claudio gut wrenches. Claudio gets around to waistlock and he drags Swerve down. Swerve moves around, Claudio facelocks, but Swerve fights up. Swerve pries the hold open to knuckle lock and the two go shoulder to shoulder. Claudio bends Swerve back, has a cover, ONE as Swerve gets an arm up! Claudio puts that arm down to cover, ONE as Swerve has the other arm up!
Claudio pushes Swerve down again, TWO as Swerve bridges up. Claudio jumps on but Swerve stays up! Claudio tries again but Swerve uses that to MONKEY FLIP! Swerve rolls back but Claudio MONKEY FLIPS! Both men are down, TWO as one side goes up! The rest, but that’s another double cover, TWO as the other side rises up! They rest, double cover, TWO as they double bridge! The fans fire up as they stare down upside-down! They turn over, keeping the knuckle locks, and they stand to go forehead to forehead. The fans rally, but Claudio wrangles Swerve down again. Swerve avoids his hand getting stomped, then he rolls to wrangle Claudio!
Claudio avoids his hand getting stomped, and the fans cheer the standoff. They shake hands again, approach, and Swerve trips Claudio. Swerve runs, Claudio drops down then hurdles over, but Swerve avoids the flip to roll Claudio, Claudio rolls Swerve, TWO! Claudio headlocks, Swerve powers up and out, then drops to jumps, into a BACKBREAKER! The fans boo as Claudio mocks, “Whose House?” Claudio stalks Swerve, UPPERCUTS, then runs up to clothesline Swerve up and out! Swerve flounders along the ramp but Claudio pursues. Claudio CLUBS Swerve, follows him up to the stage, and Claudio ROCKS Swerve.
Swerve CHOPS, fires forearms, then ROCKS him. Claudio staggers away, Swerve leaps to RANA Claudio down the ramp! Claudio tumbles back to the ring, and Swerve clotheslines Swerve into the ring! Swerve goes up and up and CROSSBODIES! Claudio sits up while Swerve storms around. Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER! Roll through, and then another turn, for another NECKBREAKER! Swerve holds on as he drags Claudio back up and then puts him in ropes! Swerve turns Claudio for a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Claudio flops to the floor while the fans rally up. The ring count starts, Claudio refreshes it at 5 of 10.
Swerve lets Claudio take his time, and Claudio goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Claudio RAMS into him! Claudio fires a forearm, Swerve gives it back, repeat! They brawl with the ropes between them, and Swerve ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Swerve, then HOTSHOTS him! Swerve staggers away, Claudio steps in but Swerve KICKS the ropes! Claudio tumbles back down. Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve PNEALTY- NO, Claudio blocks and ROCKS Swerve back! Claudio trophy lifts Swerve, to then THROW into the wall! The fans boo as Swerve flops to the floor! Claudio runs up, to UPPERCUT Swerve back down!
Claudio stands on the timekeeper’s desk to soak up heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Swerve writhes but Claudio drags him back up. Claudio FLAPJACKS Swerve off railing! Swerve sputters but Claudio keeps after him with forearms. Swerve hits back but Claudio ROCKS him, then puts him against the apron to CLUB away! Nana protests but Claudio lets off after ten shots! Claudio steps into the ring, does a victory lap, but Swerve crawls into the ring. Claudio fires off hands, UPPERCUTS, then brings Swerve around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Claudio keeps Swerve down with a chinlock and leans on the hold. Swerve endures, fights up, reaches out, but throws hands. Claudio shoves Swerve to ropes, and catches him for a SLEEPER!
Swerve flails and reaches out again, but Claudio squeezes tight! Swerve is fading as he drops to his knees! Nana coaches and the fans rally up, and Swerve fights to his feet! Swerve throws body shots, Collision returns to single picture, and Claudio shoves. Swerve BOOTS, Claudio rebounds and BOOTS Swerve! Swerve stands, Claudio runs up but Swerve puts him on the apron! Swerve sweeps the legs, Claudio dangles on the apron, and Swerve SUPERKICKS Claudio down! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to the apron, lines up the shot, and BOOTS Claudio! Swerve puts Claudio in the ring, goes up the corner, and FALLING UPPERCUTS!
Swerve hits the Griddy and the fans fire up! Claudio staggers up, but he UPPERCUTS in return! Swerve goes to a corner. Claudio mocks the Griddy, then runs up, but into BOOTS! SOMERSAULT FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Nana argues the count but Swerve keeps his focus. The fans fire up with Swerve, he runs up and CHOPS! Swerve runs up again, but Claudio ELBOWS! Claudio runs up, into a HIP TOSS! Gator roll and deadlift, but Claudio wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Gotch hold, but Swerve back drops! Claudio sunset flips it, but Swerve rolls through to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out while Nana grows frustrated.
Swerve shakes out his arms while he pursues Claudio. Nana tells Swerve he is the man, and Swerve runs up at Claudio! Claudio pops Swerve up tot he upper level! Swerve stomps Claudio’s hands to keep him away! Swerve says hey to commentary, before he FOSBURY FLOPS to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve puts Claudio in, goes up the corner, and aims for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and Swerve gets frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” Swerve brings Claudio up but Claudio fights the nelson! Claudio trips Swerve, has the legs, but Swerve kicks him away! Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS back!!
Swerve sits up with fury in his eyes that Claudio would dare use his move! Swerve UPPERCUTS Claudio to use Claudio’s move! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, Swerve holding his own! Swerve fires body shots, then a SOBAT, then a HAYMAKER then a ROUNDHOUSE! But Claudio rebounds to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but there’s still Rampage to do tonight! Swerve gator rolls and deadlifts Claudio for the BRAINBUSTER! Swerve then goes to the corner, goes up top, and he takes aim! KILL STOMPS!! Cover, TWO?!?!
Swerve is fuming that Claudio would dare survive that move! Claudio sits up again, into the HOSE- NO, Claudio blocks and SWINGS Swerve around!! The fans are torn but Swerve is still going around and around! Claudio goes to TEN, then picks up speed to go to FIFTEEN! Claudio steps through, for the SHARPSHOOTER!! Swerve endures, claws around, but Claudio sits deep! Swerve fights forward, reaches out, but Claudio shifts to a CROSSFACE! Swerve rolls but ends up further away from ropes! Claudio pulls on the hold, but Swerve still fights! The fans rally, Swerve powers through to roll Claudio up, TWO!!
Claudio fires down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he gets Swerve up, Gotch hold, but Swerve grabs Claudio’s leg to block! Claudio fires off forearms and UPPERCUTS! Claudio powers up, runs and LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio seethes, drags Swerve back up and reels him in to try one more time! Gotch hold, but Swerve slips up and out! DDT!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Swerve crawls to the corner, drags himself up to the top, and he turns around, to SWERVE- NO, Claudio stays on his feet, and hits a POP-UP UPPERCUT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?
Claudio can’t believe it but Swerve survives one of his best shots! Swerve goes to a corner, drags himself up, and Claudio roars! Claudio UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS and UPPERCUTS, again and again and again! The ref counts., Claudio lets off, then jukes to UPPERCUT! Claudio brings Swerve out, to UPPER- NO, Swerve hooks an arm and backslides, TWO!! Swerve goes to a corner, Claudio runs in but Swerve goes up and over! Claudio POSTS himself! Swerve reels him in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Claudio sits up, into a BOOT! Claudio roars, Swerve roars, and Swerve runs, but into a POP UP- DOUBLE STOMPS!!!
The fans are thunderous as Swerve reloads, for the HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!
Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
It was a shootout ’til the end, and in the end, Swerve had more ammo in his arsenal! But he still shows Claudio respect by offering a handshake. Claudio stands, and he shakes Swerve’s hand. The Realest is rolling on, but who will look to go Double or Nothing with him in just one month’s time?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, even with it having to be slightly delayed by NBA Playoffs. There was criticism out there that Swerve didn’t get a chance to talk on Dynamite, but he still had a really good promo to open Collision, and it worked better that he’d be able to reference the attack on Tony Khan from Dynamite. Swerve subtly calls out a lot of wrestlers within AEW, and technically some outside of AEW, by saying he doesn’t like people just calling themselves “Best in the World.” He and Claudio had an awesome main event match, though maybe a false finish too many. Swerve of course retained, and can’t wait to see who a now EVP dominated AEW chooses as Swerve’s opponent. It would be hilariously corrupt of The Bucks to make it Jack Perry.
Great Six Man title match tonight, solid first defense for Bang Bang Gang. Great tag match from Acclaimed with Grizzled Young Veterans, but it makes sense Acclaimed would win as the AEW home team. I’m just not sure where Acclaimed go from here other than Billy Gunn saying they can return to the tag division and challenge The Bucks. After all, FTR got pretty banged up in the ladder match and it’d be a bit soon for them to get a rematch against The Bucks. Swerve could team up with The Acclaimed if they’re all going to target The Elite, and vice-versa, going towards Double or Nothing.
Great return matches for Rey Fenix and Rush, but I didn’t think Rush would just do a squash match. Fenix, Pac and Penta all being healthy at the same time, Death Triangle going for the trios titles? Lucha Bros going for tag titles? And I’m really hoping LFI truly gets going here in AEW, also going for the trios titles or something like that. Really good promo from Cassidy with Kris and then Cassidy with Chuck to hype up the Parking Lot Brawl, that thing is gonna kick off Rampage and be wild stuff. Good promo from House of Black to call out Edge, but you can bet this won’t be the only time they go for the TNT Championship. Edge will surely beat Buddy or Brody, and then it’s Malakai challenging at Double or Nothing.
Good promo from Shibata and Garcia to set up a tag match for Rampage, that’ll be great stuff. Good interview promo for Deeb, though it doesn’t add all that much from everything else she’s said to this point. Storm VS Anna was a very good match, and of course Storm won. No Mina showing up was a little surprising, but there’s plenty of time to build the mentor love triangle. Deeb VS Storm will be great stuff, and depending on how they play this, there’s half a chance Deeb wins because Storm will end up preoccupied with Mina and Mariah being so close. Deeb can take the title and face Deonna, Rosa, and a number of others while Storm and Mina fight over Mariah quite literally.
My Score: 8.8/10
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