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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News! (4/25/20)

HPW announces their contenders!

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Hyrule Puro-Resu has named the contenders!

As stated during Monday’s press conference, the #1 Contender’s Match for the HPW Triforce Championship had to be changed. Ganondorf Dragmire was still in, but Zelda is out. Below is the official statement from HPW.

Hyrule Contenders

Hyrule Puro-Resu has reached a decision! To determine an opponent for Ganondorf Dragmire in the HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s match, it will be Ghirahim Mazokucho VS Igos du Ikana!

This is not an arbitrary decision, but one based on recent performance and overall record. Ghirahim’s first loss in HPW was to Link in the Bracket of Courage finals, putting him at a very impressive 12-1. Igos lost to Sheik-or rather, Zelda-in the Bracket of Wisdom’s semifinals, putting him at a still impressive 10-3. Ghirahim was runner-up in the 21 Man Death Mountain Championship #1 Contender’s Battle Royal, and Igos was in the final four. These two have yet to face each other one-on-one in their careers, so a dream match will go a long way to influencing the future.

 

Both men react to the news!

Both Igos du Ikana and Ghirahim Mazokucho took to Cucco and posted responses. Igos tweets, “Thank you, HPW, for this opportunity. The world will see my rise, while @Ghirahimsama will simply #FallIntoRuin.”

Ghirahim’s tweet reads, “TOZEN ψ(`∇´)ψ” and is accompanied by a video. In the video, Ghirahim says, “I, the great Lord Ghirahim, was named for the contender’s qualifier? Well it was only natural! I am UNDEFEATEEED~!” Well no, not anymore. He underestimated “that nobody” Link but won’t do that again. And Ghirahim hasn’t forgotten “that bird brain,” Groose, either! But Ghirahim calms down as he apologizes to Ganondorf Dragmire ahead of time. They trained together and are friends, but this is the HPW world title we’re talking about. Ghirahim vows his vengeance will be swift and thorough.

An incredible match up to be sure! The Living Blade and the Ruler of Ruin have their first-ever singles encounter at the Death Mountain event next Saturday, June 2nd!


My Thoughts:

Hello, again! I wasn’t sure if this article was needed, but what kind of wrestling writer would I be if I didn’t give good continuity and realism to the story? A little news blurb like this felt right in the universe I’ve gone and created in my own brain, and I hope you will all enjoy reading the match I have these two put on. Can you predict who will win between these two Legend of Zelda bosses?


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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/1/24)

The Gerudo Sisterhood is (not) fine.

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Mayday! Mayday!

The Triforce Anniversary did not go their way, and now The Gerudo Sisterhood sits down to talk it out. Will things (not) be okay again?

 

The Gerudo Sisterhood meet up.

In Gerudo Town, Riju sits in the throne room, Buliara by her side. Aveil, Nabooru and Urbosa arrive together. Riju asks where Tali and Shabonne are, and Aveil says she has no idea. Nabooru and Urbosa also don’t know, no one’s heard from either all month. Did she go back to sand seal racing? Nabooru checked around the track, checked the Great Dunes, no one there had seen her, either. Is Tali feeling that guilty about the spear? Everyone watched the tape back, it was by accident, she has nothing to feel bad about.

The group argues about that a bit. Tali went out there when she wasn’t supposed to. And even if it was an accident, she should still apologize, shouldn’t she? That’s a good point. Well, for now, they’ll just have to wait until Tali comes to them. For now, everyone needs to turn their attention to what’s coming: ThunderStruck.

The Gerudo Sisterhood double check the match card.

An Open Challenge for the Death Mountain Championship starts things off. Nabooru and Aveil tried to get that spot, but it seems someone already called their shot. Who do they think it was? Urbosa says, “Does it really matter? The Sisterhood will be right on the heels of the winner either way.” The others are all for that. Then The Dark Forces seem to be making moves. Cia has Ganon by her side, but who will Ruto have? Between Fin Balure and Bad Croc Scaly, she’s got strong choices, and Arrow Club could even parlay this tag match into a shot at the Termina Championship.

How’d Arrow Club figure out how to avoid Blood & Thunder this year? That’s anyone’s guess, but watching the UnderWorld Order battle it out with the rest of the Dark Forces will be just as much fun for the Sisterhood as it will be for the HPW Trios Champs. Kevin Gibdo, Volga, Zant and Wizzro aren’t exactly the friendliest bunch, but hopefully they give ReDead, Scaldera, Gomess & Death Sword the beating they deserve for all their underhanded moves. And it’d keep them from getting another chance at the HPW Trios titles at that.

The sore spot is the Triforce World Championship match. Yunobo has his shot at the title, and again Tali’s involvement in the Triple Threat cost the Sisterhood. But Link’s a three-time HPW Triforce Champion for a reason. For one, he won the Hyrule Warriors match, and he won the Eventide Challenge. Buliara points out that the other reason is that he lost the title along the way. If things come in threes, then will he lose a third time? Personally, Riju hopes not. She only survived that Beat the Clock Challenge against Link, and wants to settle things in a proper match. That’s also something the Sisterhood can get behind.

There’s thunder in the distance and they all look out the window to see a storm rolling across the desert. Thundra Plateau awaits, but who will rumble their way to victory?


My Thoughts:

Hooray for a hype article! Just imagine this as a really cool vignette video you’d see a major company put out. Also, I did need to keep the story of the Gerudo Sisterhood going, don’t want that slipping through the cracks. I’m feeling some intrigue as we move deeper into the Spring, this should be fun.


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