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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (7/16/20)
Some of NXT UK’s GREATEST Matches!
Are these matches among YOUR NXT UK favorites?
Relive some instant classics from NXT UK’s young yet storied history! The Women’s #1 Contender Battle Royal and a No Disqualification grudge match!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 10/31/18, Episode 3 – Zack Gibson VS Noam Dar; Gibson wins.
- 6/19/19 – NXT UK Women’s Championship #1 Contender Battle Royal: Kay Lee Ray wins and will face Toni Storm for the title, at a time of her choosing.
- 1/2/20 – No Disqualifications: Ilja Dragunov VS Alexander Wolfe; Dragunov wins.
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Andy Shepherd welcomes us back.
This week is about the greatest matches in the brand’s history as introduced by competitors involved. We go back to the very start of NXT UK, and Liverpool’s Number One starts us off.
“The arrival of NXT UK was the opportunity that I’d been waiting for my entire career.” Finally, the world would understand what Zack Gibson was preaching the entire time. But then “that little turd” Noam Dar took a break from being a disappointment to his parents to siphon some of Gibson’s momentum. But Dar would also learn that Gibson is what he says he is, Liverpool’s Number One, SOON to be recognized as the World’s Number One!
Zack Gibson VS Noam Dar!
The Scottish Supernova got his shot at Pete Dunne in the series premiere while Liverpool’s Number One had his back at Royal Albert Hall. Neither man succeeded in dethroning the Bruiserweight, and of course neither ever did. But see who wins and proves the other was the bigger loser!
The bell rings and the two circle. Cambridge jeers Gibson but he tunes it out as he ties up with Dar. He brings Dar down into an armlock, but Dar gets up. Gibson wrenches the arm but Dar rolls through to wrench back. Gibson rolls but Dar brings him back down. Dar wrenches the arm but Gibson gets up. He keeps on Gibson as he encourages the fans to sing “If you hate Gibson, shoes up!” Dar then shifts to a facelock and takedown. Cover, ONE, and the two back off. Dar puts his feet up to say he agrees with the fans. Gibson says Dar needs to ignore the fans, but Dar shoes off his shoe as further point. Dar circles with Gibson again and they tie up. Gibson gets the arm, wrenches and rolls Dar, then wrings out the arm.
Dar gets to a corner, but fans continue to jeer Gibson with songs. Gibson and Dar circle again, and Dar gets a waistlock. Gibson gets the arm and a wristlock takedown. He wants the armbar but Dar bridges. Dar works his way out of the headscissor, then has Gibson in a leg butterfly stretch. Dar shifts that into an Indian Deathlock, and wants to take Gibson’s boots off! Gibson resists so Dar just completes the lock and snaps it back. Dar then shifts to Penalty Kick the shins. Gibson backs away to ropes so Dar gives him a breather. They circle and tie up, Gibson rolls Dar into a grounded armlock. Gibson works over the wrist but Dar gets up. Fans rally as Dar endures the attack on the arm. Dar tries a few different counters but Gibson holds on. Dar tries to throw Gibson off but Gibson holds on.
Gibson trash talks Dar but Dar gets up and gets Gibson in a facelock. Gibson holds on as Dar continues to attempt powering out. Dar throws body shots, then uses a leg to flip thruogh. Gibson whips him at a corner but Dar goes up and around to roll Gibson. Gibson tries to sit on the cover but Dar sunset flips it. ONE, crucifix pin, TWO! Dar keeps on Gibson with a backslide attempt that goes around and around, but Gibson breaks free to knee low. Gibson runs but Dar goes sideways to sweep the leg! Gibson clutches his ankle while getting to ropes. Fans sing for Dar as he aims at Gibson. Gibson stands on the apron as Dar goes over, but Gibson hotshots the arm! Gibson hobbles up but Dar sweeps the legs again!
Dar goes out to the apron while Gibson’s on the ground. Gibson grabs Dar’s leg, yanks him in, and wants a suplex. Dar has the guillotine facelock so Gibson shoves him off. Dar uses the ramp to hit a flying dropkick to the knees! Gibson clutches his legs while the referee checks on him. Fans fire up with Dar as he brings Gibson up. Dar throws forearms, then puts Gibson in the ring. Cover, TWO! Dar brings Gibson up, quick back suplex and cover, TWO! Gibson survives but still works on getting his legs working. Dar is on Gibson, throws forearms again, then whips. Gibson reverses into a hammerlock DDT! Gibson doesn’t cover, he grounds ‘n’ pounds! Fans say “If you hate Gibson, stand up!” Gibson stands and fans boo.
Gibson hobbles to Dar and throws stomps and forearms in the corner. He reels Dar into a lariat, then covers, TWO! The fans sing “If you hate Gibson, sit down!” Gibson has Dar in a keylock, then brings him around for a half nelson chinbar. Fans rally for Dar and Dar works his way up. Gibson grabs Dar’s arm and wrenches the wrist. Dar snapmares Gibson but Gibson holds onto the hand. Gibson hammerlocks and stomps the arm on the mat! Gibson mocks the pinkies out while he slaps Dar around. Fans sing for Dar as he gets up and fights back. Gibson takes Dar down and tweaks the ankle! Gibson goes back to the arm but fans don’t stop cheering for Dar, even as Gibson throws Dar with an armbar suplex! Dar crawls but Gibson toys with him. Fans again say “If you hate Gibson, stand up!”
Dar ducks the clothesline to give throat chop, headbutt and uppercut! Dar runs in but gets an enziguri! Gibson hops up but Dar sweeps his legs again! Gibson flounders to a corner, Dar hits a big back elbow! Dar reels Gibson in, Northern Lights Suplex! Float over cover, TWO! Both men are down and fans again stand up. Dar fires himself up and brings Gibson up. Fisherman Suplex! Cover, TWO!! Dar almost had Gibson, but Gibson’s still hurting. Dar stalks him to ropes and unleashes strikes! Gibson shoves Dar away then wrings the arm. Dar rolls through but runs into throat chops! Gibson hops up, leaps for a flying code breaker! Cover, TWO!! Dar lives and Gibson can’t believe it! Fans rally for Dar as he and Gibson stir.
Gibson sits up first, and he stalks Dar. Gibson drags Dar over and gets the arm. Dar reaches for ropes but Gibson brings Dar around for forearms. Then the armlock! Gibson rear mounts but Dar resists and gets the ropebreak! Gibson doesn’t let up so Dar throws him out. Dar shoves Gibson away but Gibson comes back for more, powerbomb on the ramp! Fans lose their minds while the referee checks on Dar. Gibson returns to the ring and wants the count to end this. Fans boo but the count begins. Dar stirs but the count passes 5. Dar crawls, returns to the apron at 9, and gets in just in time! But Gibson is on him, with the Shankly Gates! Gibson sits down deep as he pulls back hard. Dar endures, reaches, and gets another ropebreak! Gibson backs off and fans chant “YES! YES!”
Gibson continues to say Dar needs to ignore the fans. He throws a forearm in Dar’s face, then mocks Dar’s other poses. Gibson kicks Dar while he’s down, then throws more forearms. He toys with Dar, but Dar hits him back! Dar sweeps the legs yet again! Dar is up and fans fire up, pinkies out! Gibson ducks the kick! Then has the arm again! Dar victory rolls Gibson, TWO!! So close, and even Gibson is shocked he got free. Gibson runs but misses, Dar sweeps the legs. Dar hurries to a corner while Gibson is down. Dar climbs up, takes aim, and double stomps the knees!! Gibson is writhing and shouting in pain, but fans know “You Deserve It!” Dar grits his teeth while Gibson begs for mercy.
Gibson drags himself up, and throws a forearm. Dar hits back and now we have a brawl. Dar hits, Gibson goes after the hand, but Dar gives him an elbow. But Gibson gets the arm again! So Dar kicks the leg. They go back and forth, and Dar drops down for a kneebar! With heel hook! Gibson rolls and kicks with his good leg until he’s free. Gibson crawls to a corner but Dar grabs the bad leg. Dar gets an enziguri for it, but then catches the missile dropkick into an Ankle Lock!! Gibson writhes and reaches but Dar grapevines the leg!! Fans are thunderous but Gibson again uses his good leg to fight. Now we have palm strikes back and forth. Dar and Gibson fight fast and furious and the fans love it!
Gibson gets the ear! The ref counts and he lets go at 4. Both men are down but fans chant “UK! Woop Woop!” Dar and Gibson get to opposite ends. They stand, Gibson runs in but into a boot. Dar hops up, leaps but misses the double stomps. His own leg buckles a bit, Gibson throws him into a post! Gibson lifts Dar up, Helter Skelter! Cover, Gibson wins!
Winner: Zack Gibson, by pinfall
Liverpool’s Number One got more of a fight from the Scottish Supernova than he expected. But in the end, Gibson managed to capitalize on an opening, and takes the win. When and where will Gibson get another shot at that NXT UK Championship?
NXT UK hears from South Wales Sub Culture.
Mark Andrews says “2019 was the best year of mine and Flash Morgan Webster’s career.” The Modfather says they could not have asked for better. TakeOver: Cardiff, becoming the first Welsh champions in WWE history was incredible. They took on the then Raw Tag Team Champions, the Viking Raiders. But then it came crashing down in the New Year. The tag team ladder match was brutal. The loss in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic was rough. And Andrews gets injured backstage, done indefinitely. 2020 has been tough for everyone, but Andrews is fighting to get back. Andrews is stronger. And he will find out who did this to him, and that person will see a different side to SWSC. FMW will help Andrews sort that out, then they can both focus on becoming the first-ever two-time NXT UK Tag Team Champions.
Kay Lee Ray introduces the next match.
“This Best Of match is the first-ever Women’s #1 Contender Battle Royal in NXT UK history.” This was the first big opportunity for the entire women’s division to get after Toni Storm, and it was the first opportunity KLR took. Piper Niven and Xia Brookside took their eyes off the prize, but there’s only one NXT UK Women’s Champion. Everyone else will get to see exactly how she did it.
NXT UK Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Battle Royal!
The Lightning from Down Under was still THE NXT UK Women’s Champion at the time, and there was plenty of #ToniTime to go around. Nina Samuels wants a second chance, but Xia Brookside, Candy Floss, Killer Kelly, Isla Dawn, Rhea Ripley, Piper Niven, Kay Lee Ray, Jinny and The Alpha Female, Jazzy Gabert all want their turn. With such fierce competition in the ring, who is the last woman left to go after Toni Storm’s “Shiny Shiny?”
NXT UK returns as KLR makes her entrance, followed by Piper Niven. Piper eyes Jazzy as she’s already in the center of the ring. But then Piper’s attention turns to the instigator, the Mosh Pit Kid, Rhea Ripley, as she makes her entrance. Rhea and Piper have wanted at each other in the ring, this might be their opportunity to do just that. With all the participants in the ring, the bell rings and the fight is on!
Jinny goes at Isla while Jazzy seems completely untouched. Perhaps no one wants to challenge the Alpha Female’s power just yet. But then Candy Floss and a pair of newcomers from the NXT UK tryouts gang up on her. They’re not enough and Jazzy fights her way out! She mule kicks Rhio McDonnell and back elbows Winona Makanji then lariats Candy down. Jazzy throws and ELIMINATES Rhio! Winona tries again, but then immediately regrets it. Jazzy grabs her with one hand but Winona fights out. Jazzy tries the other hand but again Winona fights out. So Jazzy grabs Winona with both hands to knee her low and throw her out. Winona holds on but gets a CHOP! Jazzy ELIMINATES Winona!
Jazzy turns her attention to Candy Floss for furious strikes! KLR CHOPS Xia while Isla fights off both Nina Samuels and Jinny. Jazzy lifts Candy in the Canadian rack, for a Dominator Slam! And a hard one. Jinny sees this, and takes Candy for herself, to ELIMINATE Candy! The Spoiled Princess gets on the board but with help from Jazzy. Xia headscissors KLR out but through the middle rope! KLR is still in the match. Jinny goes after Xia while Jazzy knocks down Killer Kelly. Rhea goes after Isla while Nina goes after Piper. Jazzy and Jinny regroup and Jazzy clobbers Xia. Jazzy drags Xia up for another, but Xia dodges! Jinny is on Xia but gets a boot while Piper lifts Jazzy! Piper puts Jazzy on the apron, and headbutts her! Xia sweeps the legs and ELIMINATES Jazzy!! The Alpha Female is furious and the Fierce Fashionista is shocked!
Jinny has no choice but to be alone in this. And everyone else knows it. Xia, Piper and Isla give Jinny forearms and kicks, then Piper throws Jinny hard into buckles! Piper splashes Jinny, then feeds her to a double trophy lift from Xia and Isla! Together, they throw Jinny out! Jazzy saves her boss by carrying her to the other side. Referees tell Jazzy to leave, and she finally does. But Jinny runs at Xia to be put on the apron! Xia forearms and ELIMINATES Jinny! Including KLR, who is still down and out on the outside, Xia is among the final seven in this match! Xia goes after Killer Kelly to help out Piper while Nina has Isla in the corner. Rhea is down but crawling to clear space in the ring.
Rhea and Nina work together on Isla, but Piper runs in to pull Nina off. Piper CHOPS Nina while Kelly clubs Xia. Isla elbows Rhea away and Nina hits Piper back. Nina hoists Piper up but Piper gets to the apron. Piper headbutts Nina down, then gets back in with an elbow drop! Nina gasps for air while Kelly brawls with Rhea. Rhea shoves Kelly to then flapjack her on ropes and throw her over! Rhea ELIMINATES Killer Kelly! Meanwhile, Isla and Xia fight with each other, because there are no friends in battle royals. But then the friends realize they have a greater enemy in Rhea! They go after her with forearms and stomps while Nina survives Piper’s shoves. Rhea fights her way out but Isla and Xia are right back on her. Piper and Rhea end up back to back as they fight off Nina, Xia and Isla.
Rhea scoops Xia to ram her into a Tree of Woe! She stomps away but Isla saves Xia. But Rhea hits back, then throws and ELIMINATES Isla Dawn! Piper and Rhea spot each other, but Nina keeps on Piper. Piper throws and ELIMINATES Nina! Now Rhea and Piper can finally go toe to toe! Rhea SLAPS Piper but Piper SLAPS back! Rhea hits again, but so does Piper. The brawl picks up speed but Piper headbutts Rhea down! Piper runs corner to corner, CANNONBALL! She drags Rhea around, then climbs up, but Rhea anchors Piper’s feet! Rhea clubs Piper and shoves her to the apron. Rhea boots but misses! Piper drags Rhea out to join her and they brawl some more! Xia sees this, lines it up, and dropkicks them both! She ELIMINATES Piper AND Rhea! But everyone forgot about KLR!!
KLR gets in, and Xia notices the fans’ change in reactions! Xia turns around, and gets clobbered by KLR! Fans boo but KLR gives Xia a lift and a toss! KLR wins!!
Winner: Kay Lee Ray (NEW #1 Contender to the NXT UK Women’s Championship)
They all forgot her again, but that’s how KLR took over. She is now NXT UK Women’s Champion in present day, how long will the Scary Queen of Scots reign?
NXT UK hears from Jinny.
“Since NXT UK first started, no other woman came in with a bang like me.” No woman was more ruthless, more aggressive or more fabulous than the Fashionista. And she has gone through girl after girl after girl to prove her dominance. When Jinny returns to the ring to grace us with her presence, she will show the entire WWE Universe why there is only one woman in NXT UK as she climbs to the top. And if anyone dares step in her way, let’s just say she’ll make an example out of them. They will never be as fabulous as Jinny.
Next week is another edition of NXT UK Greatest Hits!
Fabian Aichner VS FMW, Jinny VS Piper Niven and Eddie Dennis VS Dave Mastiff will be the big first-ever showdowns hitting your screen next week!
Ilja Dragunov introduces the third match.
“Alexander Wolfe and I always had a very special connection.” Wolfe trained Ilja, he was a mentor, and influenced how Ilja fights in the ring. And when they met again in NXT UK, Wolfe thought that he could decide Ilja’s future again. But he wasn’t that same person anymore! Ilja stood with Gallus against Imperium! Ilja was not a trainee, but something else. Something Unbesiegbar! Something unafraid of violence! “All those personal actions just led to one last match! No Disqualifications…!”
No Disqualifications: Ilja Dragunov VS Alexander Wolfe!
Despite there being no rules but to win, there is a ringside ban of Gallus and Imperium! This must be settled between the Moscow Madman and the dangerous German Ax-man! Who wins and who survives this battle in the war for NXT UK?
But since there are no rules, Ilja goes after Wolfe the second he makes his entrance! So the fight starts on the ramp! The titantron gives us the silhouette of the fight as the New World Symphony plays, it’s incredibly theatrical! But then things spill down the ramp and to ringside, Wolfe rams Ilja into the apron! Wolfe throws off his jacket, but Ilja was waiting for that so he could CHOP Wolfe! Ilja clubs Wolfe on the back then fights him around the corner. Ilja CHOPS again and headlocks, but Wolfe back suplexes him onto the apron! Wolfe gets in and grabs Ilja by the face. Wolfe shouts something in German but Ilja slips out and around to BACK HAND and senton! Fans fire up with Ilja as he goes up top, but he has to leap over Wolfe.
Wolfe kicks low and whips but Ilja reverses. Wolfe falls out of the ring hard, Ilja builds speed but Wolfe avoids the 619. Wolfe hops up but gets a BIG knee strike! Ilja climbs up top and aims, to LEAP for a big ax handle! Fans fire up with Ilja again as he stands tall! Ilja throws Wolfe into the ring and decides to take full advantage of the No Disqualification stipulation. Ilja gets a kendo stick! Fans cheer as Ilja grins and gets in the ring. Ilja swings but Wolfe blocks and disarms him! Impressive. Ilja dares Wolfe to hit him in the head. Ilja takes his fighting stance, Wolfe grins and puts the stick down. Fans boo, but Wolfe dares Ilja to use the stick. Ilja hesitates but goes to pick it up, only for Wolfe to KICK him down! Wolfe picks the stick back up and SMACKS Ilja on the back!
Ilja writhes but Wolfe sits him up to SMACK him again! Wolfe is having fun playing around with the stick before he SMACKS Ilja again! Wolfe gives toying jabs and smacks, and even mockingly knights Ilja. Ilja slaps the stick away, and blocks the head shot! Ilja and Wolfe struggle for control, but Ilja CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Wolfe BOOTS, then uses the stick as part of a cobra clutch BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Wolfe brings the stick around to jam into Ilja’s face as part of the chinlock. Fans rally up and Ilja fights up, but Wolfe gets the kendo stick inside Ilja’s mouth! Ilja bites on the stick as he fights up again! Ilja powers the stick off and throws Wolfe away. Wolfe comes back to enziguri! Wolfe runs, but into a SMACK! Ilja fires up as he SMACKS and SMACKS again!
Wolfe bails out of the ring but Ilja pursues. Ilja SMACKS but Wolfe catches it. Wolfe forearms, Ilja slips away and 6-1-SMACKS Wolfe down! Fans are all fired up with Ilja as he slams the stick down. Ilja gets a new idea, and starts searching under the ring. Fans of course want tables, and Ilja finds a table! Ilja stands the table up against the ring then throws Wolfe into the steel steps! Ilja slides the table into the ring and sets it up in a corner. Fans rally as the wood is wedged in place. Wolfe crawls up but Ilja stomps on him. Ilja drags Wolfe in, wrenches and reels him in, but Wolfe blocks the suplex! Wolfe throws body shots and turns things around, but now Ilja blocks. Ilja slips out and has a waistlock! Wolfe fights off the German Suplex with elbows, standing switches, but now Ilja blocks! Ilja throws Wolfe off and BOOTS him out of the ring!
Fans cheer as Ilja catches his breath and builds speed. But Wolfe throws a CHAIR at Ilja’s head! Wolfe then drags Ilja off the top to a fireman’s carry, APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! It was double-edged and the referee checks on both men. The fans are stunned, but both men are okay to continue. Wolfe has the chair again and puts it in the ring. Fans still rally for Ilja as Wolfe puts him in the ring. Wolfe drags Ilja over and headlocks, but Ilja fights out! Ilja enziguris Wolfe down! Wolfe goes for the chair but Ilja stands on it. Ilja shakes his head, “No,” then baits Wolfe into a KNEE! Ilja returns the chair shot! Fans fire up as Ilja grabs the chair again. Ilja wedges the chair in Wolfe’s face before going to the adjacent corner. Ilja climbs, fans build anticipation, FULL METAL COAST2COAST! Cover, TWO!! Wolfe survives and shocks Ilja!
Fans rally up again as both Ilja and Wolfe slowly rise. Ilja goes back out and grabs something more from under the ring. He brings in a chair and then confiscates the timekeeper’s chair! And the announcer’s, and another! Fans fire up as Ilja brings all these things together into a chair pile. Ilja has Wolfe in the corner and up on the top rope. Fans anticipate what’s coming next as Ilja climbs up to join Wolfe. Wolfe resists and slips out, to get Ilja on his shoulders! Ilja holds on for dear life and hammers away. So Wolfe trips him up, and GERMAN SUPLEXES Ilja onto the chair pile! Then a DDT onto more chairs! Cover, TWO!! Ilja lives and Wolfe can’t believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Wolfe clears chairs away. Wolfe has one chair for his own and he SMACKS Ilja on the back!
Wolfe puts the chair under Ilja’s chin, and JAMS it off the mat!! Ilja gasps and sputters to breathe, but Wolfe isn’t done with him. Wolfe has another chair in hand. But Ilja stands up straight, which makes Wolfe hesitate. But Wolfe still JAMS the chair into Ilja’s stomach, then takes one of Ilja’s hands to mouse trap SNAP it inside the chair! Ilja writhes, his hand more than likely shattered! But Wolfe shows no mercy, he wants the other hand! Wolfe grabs it, brings it over, and SNAPS the chair shut! Wolfe says this is what Ilja gets for choosing the wrong side. But Ilja dodges the chair shot to LARIAT! Ilja can’t use his hands but he still has his arms! Fans fire up behind Ilja as he fireman’s carries Wolfe! DEATH VALLEY THROUGH THE TABLE!!
Hull is thunderous for “NXT! NXT!” as well as Ilja. Ilja goes to the corner, “UN! BE! SIEG! BAR!!” TORPEDO MOSCOW!! Cover, Ilja wins!!
Winner: Ilja Dragunov, by pinfall
As Tom Philips asks, “What is Ilja Dragunov made of?!” But whether superhuman or something more, Ilja won this match and the adoration of this audience! Will Ilja one day win the coveted NXT UK Championship from the intimidating leader of Imperium, Walter?
My Thoughts:
This episode had a really fun set of matches to relive. Gibson and Dar had a way better match than expected for just the third episode of this brand’s history. The Women’s Battle Royal was good, but pretty short, and had a lot of great moments outside of KLR winning. And the No Disqualifications of Dragunov and Wolfe was great, almost worthy of a TakeOver. If I recall, Dragunov is still owed a shot at Walter and the NXT UK Championship, so I really hope the UK can open back up to give us this match before the year is over. Them going all out at whatever TakeOver event we get would be an absolutely incredible way to celebrate.
My Score: 8.4/10
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Will Bryan Keith make Rocky RESPECT Chris Jericho?
Chris Jericho tried to get in Rocky Romero’s head ahead of WrestleDream, but will it work? Or will Azucar be Conglomeration 4 Life?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly VS The Kingdom; Cassidy & Kyle win.
- The Acclaimed VS ???; No Contest.
- Kris Statlander VS Amira; Kris wins.
- The Beast Mortos VS The Butcher; Mortos wins.
- Lance Archer VS Matt Brannigan; Archer wins.
- Rocky Romero VS Bryan Keith; Keith wins.
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Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly VS The Kingdom!
The Conglomeration continues to battle familiar foes and common enemies, and that’s why they’re facing Mike Bennett & Matt Taven. Will Freshly Squeezed & The Violent Artist keep the hot streak going? Or will Bennett & Taven make sure no one can help Mark Briscoe against Chris Jericho this Saturday at WrestleDream?
The teams sort out, Cassidy and Bennett start, and the fans rally for “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” Bennett and Cassidy circle, tie up, and go around. Bennett puts Cassidy on ropes, the ref counts, and Bennett lets off cleanly. The fans applaud as Bennett waits on Cassidy. Cassidy fires himself up and resets with Bennett. They tie up, Bennett headlocks but Cassidy powers out. Bennett runs Cassidy over, covers, ONE! Bennett headlocks again but Cassidy rolls him up! ONE, and Cassidy headlocks. Bennett powers up and out, RUNS Cassidy over, but Cassidy up kicks back! Sweep and cover, ONE! Cassidy avoids the sweep, and the fans cheer!
Cassidy “kicks” Bennett again and again, but Bennett gets mad! Bennett swings, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans fire up as Cassidy stalks Bennett. Cassidy headlocks, Bennett powers out and Taven tags in. Bennett drops, Taven hurdles, but Cassidy gets around Taven. Cassidy BOOTS Bennett, then holds Taven’s hand so that they DOUBLE LARIAT Bennett! The fans fire up as Cassidy then BACKDROPS Taven away! Cassidy flexes, then he tags Kyle. Cassidy whips Taven for Kyle to kitchen sink knee! Cassidy runs to basement DROPKICK, Kyle KNEE DROPS! Cassidy runs, to SHOULDER DROP!
Bennett runs up, Cassidy blocks a kick and Kyle sweeps the leg! Kyle PENALTY KICKS, Cassidy runs to sit Bennett back up, and DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! The Conglomeration do their secret high-five, then Kyle fires knees on Taven. Kyle wrenches, wristlocks, and YANKS the arm. Kyle hammerlocks Taven, BOOTS him to a corner, then forearm SMASHES! Kyle whips corner to corner, Taven goes up and over then slides under. Taven DROPKICKS Kyle down, then soaks up heat. “III’M Matt Taven!” Tag to Bennett, and Bennett puts Kyle in a corner. Bennett CHOPS Kyle, ROCKS Kyle, and repeat!
The ref counts as Bennett stomps a mudhole, but Bennett stops at 4. The fans boo but Bennett tags Taven. Taven stomps and ROCKS Kyle, reels him in, and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Taven stays on Kyle, tags Bennett, and The Kingdom mugs Kyle. They double whip, but Kyle grabs ropes! Kyle BOOTS Bennett, DUMPS Taven, and tags Cassidy! Cassidy bumps Bennett off buckles, runs him side to side, then does the same to Taven! The fans cheer as Cassidy climbs, to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! But The Kingdom catches Cassidy! Kyle steps in, WRINGS Taven’s arm, and then push-starts Cassidy’s DDT!
The fans fire up and Cassidy kips up! Cassidy DIVES onto Taven! Taven hits railing, Kyle CLOBBERS Bennett and rains down palm strikes! Kyle shifts to an ARMBAR! Bennett resists, but Kyle also has a leg! Cassidy “stomps” Bennett so the ARMBAR is in full! Bennett scrambles to a ROPEBREAK! Kyle lets go, but he KICKS Bennett in a corner as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Kyle drags Bennett up, wrenches the arm, ELBOW BREAKER, and a whip into the corner. Kyle climbs up to rain down fists, and he goes right to TEN! Tag to Cassidy, Cassidy climbs up, and he goes all the way to ONE! Cassidy then snapmares Bennett, covers, TWO! Cassidy brings Bennett up, bumps him off buckles, and he tags Kyle. They KICK and “kick” Bennett over and over, then they both KICK, KICK, KICK! Then they DOUBLE BOOT COMBO! Kyle drags Bennett up to wrench, but Bennett fires a forearm! Kyle wrenches again, but Bennett fires another forearm! Kyle SWEEPS the leg, tags Cassidy, and he covers, TWO!
Cassidy drags Bennett up, but Bennett fights the suplex. Bennett tries to suplex but Cassidy fights it. Rampage returns to single picture as the fight for suplex control keeps going. Bennett suplexes, but Cassidy cradle counters! TWO! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, but DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans fire up and the two crawl, hot tags to Taven and Kyle! Kyle swings, Taven dodges, and Taven SPLASHES Cassidy! Taven then BOOTS Kyle, GAMANGIRIS Cassidy, and HEEL KICKS Kyle! Then Taven scoops Cassidy for a BACKBREAKER, and DDT! Taven says taht’s what Cassidy gets! But Kyle knees Taven low!
Kyle whips, Taven catches Kyle, MOONLIGHT DRIVE! The fans are torn, but Taven LIONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Taven using Jericho’s move doesn’t work out, but he tags Bennett. Bennett DECKS Cassidy, Taven whips Kyle to a corner, Taven sends Bennett in to forearm SMASH! Taven adds a SPLASH, then feeds Kyle to Bennett, only for Kyle to KNEE Bennett first! Taven DECKS Kyle! Cassidy runs in and tilt-o-whirls Taven, but Taven stops the DDT! Taven suplexes, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Kyle adds AX & SMASH! Cassidy coordinates with Kyle, they DOUBLE KICK Taven down!
Bennett rises, dodges the Orange Punch, and he DECKS Kyle! But Cassidy Alabama Lifts! Bennett fights that, to PILEDRIVER! Bennett blocks Kyle’s kick, atomic drop, ROLLING ELBOW! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and the fans fire up! Bennett sits Kyle up, to then CHOP! And CHOP! Bennett whips Kyle but Kyle BOOTS Taven down! Bennett trips Kyle, CATAPULT, but Kyle DECKS Taven! Bennett sunset flips but Kyle rolls through! Kyle CATAPULTS Bennett, into BEACH BREAK! But JUST THE TIP o’ the knee hits Cassidy! Kyle staggers up, Taven ducks the roundhouse, to SUPERKICK!
Taven goes up the ropes, but Kyle trips him up! PENALTY KICK! Bennett returns but Kyle jumps on, GUILLOTINE! ORANGE PUNCH for Taven!! Bennett is also out, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly, by submission
Cassidy & Kyle keep things going, but they offer handshakes. The Kingdom take them to show respect, will these two teams move on from here as friends now? Will Cassidy & Kyle be poised for tag team championship opportunities after WrestleDream?
Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone.
Renee Paquette doesn’t do the CEO introduction she did on Tuesday, but now it’s not good enough for the Two Belt Boss! Mone says she needs something something, more flava. Then joining her now is- Okay, no, Renee is better off just asking the questions. Renee congratulates Mone on her double title defense victory on Title Tuesday, but those chops from Emi Sakura…! It was like one after another! Wasn’t it like 30 or something? Mone & Kamille tell Renee to stop. Mone is still feeling the pain. But she is The CEO, she has no time for this, it is time to handle business. She has to go jump on her private jet, something Renee knows nothing about!
But Kamille is staying here to watch Kris Statlander very closely. And do you know why? Because money changes everything! Bye-bye, Renee. Mone heads out, Brickhouse stays, and Renee sheepishly exits. Will Kamille make sure the #BornAgainKristen doesn’t just talk the talk but walks the walk?
The Acclaimed VS ???
Speaking of talking and walking, Platinum Max Caster leads the way for Anthony Bowens as they- GET JUMPED BY MXM COLLECTION!? The fans boo as Mansoor & Mason Madden beat down Caster & Bowens! Mason may have been a football player but he dribbles Caster off the ramp while Mansoor stomps away on Bowens! Mason RIPS the customized jacket, to then CHOKE Caster with it! Mansoor runs Bowens right into the side of the tunnel! MXM is getting revenge for their New York fashion show finale being ruined, and they place The Acclaimed side by side on stage.
Mansoor has Caster’s mic to say, “Now you see what happens, huh!? Now you see what happens when Daddy Ass isn’t around to protect you. We drop you on YOUR asses! And I bet you didn’t think we could do it, huh? I bet none of you thought MXM Collection were capable of this!” Bowens tris to sit up but Mansoor stomps him down. Mansoor says MXM didn’t wanna take it this far! They wanted to keep it light. They wanted to keep it fun. But Acclaimed took something special from them! They took MXM’s Grand Slam Collision moment away!
“So now, we are going to take something from you. Tomorrow night, WrestleDream, MXM Collection BEAT The Acclaimed, and WE are going to take YOUR spot!” The fans boo, but Mansoor says when numbers are even, MXM come out on top. Tomorrow night, MXM will have a very special surprise in their corner. It will be a third man, and Acclaimed, Mansoor promises them, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that third man will make sure they KILL scissoring and bury it once and for all! Mansoor then shouts to Mason, “Touch! My! Tip!” They finger boop as the fans boo, but both challenge and promise have been made. Who will be that third man, brother?
Kris Statlander speaks.
“You ever feel like somewhere along the way, you lost who you were? That’s exactly what happened to me. When you make a change, you need to think where you went wrong or how you got there. For me, everything went wrong when Mercedes Mone showed up. My best friend became obsessed with her. I let Stokely get in my ear, and I got led down the wrong path. I didn’t know who I was, but I did what I needed to do. And on the five year anniversary of Dynamite, I was reminded of who I am. I became ‘Born Again Kristen,’ and I am the biggest, baddest, strongest woman in AEW. I’m coming for Mercedes Mone and her TBS title.”
The Galaxy’s Greatest has her head on straight, but will she be able to earn that shot at championship redemption in the background of WrestleDream?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Renee is with Cassidy, Kyle and Rocky, and she commends Cassidy & Kyle on their win over The Kingdom. And tonight, Rocky is going to step into the ring with “The Bad Apple,” Bryan Keith. How does he feel ahead of his match? Rocky says he’s a little pissed. On Title Tuesday, The Learning Tree said Rocky was just some lackey for The Conglomeration. But Rocky is no man’s lackey! Tonight, he shows the Learning Tree, and most importantly Bryan Keith, that Rocky is his own man. Kyle says that’s right, Rocky. But um, Mark Briscoe isn’t here tonight, so what’s the word of the day? Kyle really needs to know.
Rocky says the word of the day is they stand back here while he handles business. Rocky heads out, will Azucar get himself some sweet victory? Or will The Bad Apple make him taste bitter defeat?
Kris Statlander VS Amira!
With The CEO’s Brickhouse watching backstage, #BornAgainKristen looks to keep her win streak going. Will there be no stopping Kris on her road back to the TBS Championship?
The bell rings, and Kris runs right up to UPPERCUT Amira in a corner! Then she goes side to side to KNEE Amira, and reels her in for a suplex! Kris holds Amira up to show off that strength, and then she SLAMS Amira down! Kris kips up and the fans fire up! Kris storms back up on Amira, but Amira fires forearms! Kris shoves Amira, Amira ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, but Kris stops the rana! Tuck and STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Kris wins!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Another win that wasn’t just strong, but fast! Kamille is only moderately impressed, but will she be feeling different about Kris after they have a head-on Collision?
Backstage interview with Chris Jericho.
Renee is with The Learning Tree and brings up tomorrow night, WrestleDream, and the ROH World Championship match with Mark Briscoe. However, Jericho has quickly made this match personal with Mark, what is going on? Jericho smiles and says, “Hi, guys~! You know what’s personal to me, Renee? It’s the legacy of Chris Jericho. And after 34 years in this business, I can honestly say I’ve done and seen it all. I have headlined the biggest buildings in the world, from the Tokyo Dome to Madison Square Garden, to Rod Laver Arena in Sydney, Australia. Arena Mexico, everything. Nobody has had the impact over generations like Chris Jericho has.
“And now, it’s the dawn of a new Chris Jericho. As you know, I always reinvent myself, evolve. I was The Ocho. But now, it’s time for The Nueve. And Mark Briscoe, you know what the word of the day is? It’s, ‘Humbled.’ And you need to be humbled. Cuz you got a great rep, everyone feels for you. They give you a lot of free rides. You get to cut a lot of corners. The fans feel the same way, I don’t. So at WrestleDream tomorrow, I am going to humble you, Mark Briscoe. And if I made things personal, that’s just too bad. If I’m getting inside your head, that’s just what Chris Jericho does.
“So tomorrow at WrestleDream, I will become the ROH World Champion, for a second time! Just like Jay Briscoe, two-time ROH Champion. And Mark, that’s going to be personal. See you tomorrow. The Nueve’s coming. Thanks, guys~!” Jericho stops smiling, but will he fail to keep that promise against a very angry Sussex County Chicken?
The Beast Mortos VS The Butcher!
Roderick Strong is on commentary to claim Beast Mortos has simply wondered away from The Kingdom, and he just needs to see he cannot trust Jake The Snake Roberts. But will Mortos only focus on destroying his opponent? Or can The Butcher make Mortos in a prime cut of beef?
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, then break. The fans rally, the two tie up again, and then the two break again. Butcher and Mortos fire up, tie up again, and push each other back and forth. Butcher puts Mortos in the corner, the fans chant “BEAT THAT MEAT!” but the ref counts. Butcher backs off, he and Mortos reset, and they tie up again. They’re in another deadlock, but now Mortos powers Butcher back. Mortos lets off, but then SMACKS Butcher! The fans fire up as Butcher snarls. Butcher and Mortos tie up, and Butcher wrenches an arm to a wristlock.
Mortos goes up the ropes to flip through! Mortos wrenches, headlocks, but Butcher powers out. They RAM shoulders, and Butcher says Mortos’s got nothing! Mortos runs, he RAMS Butcher again, and Butcher says that’s nothing! Mortos fires up, runs, and RAMS Butcher again! Mortos eggs Butcher on, so Butcher runs, and Mortos drops! Mortos runs up, Butcher dodges but Mortos dodges back! Mortos rolls off Butcher’s back, then SOBATS! Front kick! ELBOW! Snapmare, and NECK TWIST! The fans fire up with Mortos, even Roddy cheers, and Mortos runs up. Butcher BOOTS back!
Butcher fireman’s carries, GUTBUSTER DROP, then LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Mortos survives, but Butcher stands him up to fire forearms. Butcher whips, Mortos reverses, then runs in. Butcher BOOTS Mortos, but Mortos fires up! Mortos runs in, Butcher dodges, and Mortos hits the corner! Mortos tumbles up and out, Butcher pursues, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Butcher CLUBS Mortos, then brings him around to whip into the apron! Butcher LARIATS Mortos down, and he looms over the beast. Butcher drags Mortos up, to then APRON BACK SUPLEX! Mortos staggers then falls over, and Butcher refreshes the ring count. Butcher ROCKS Mortos, CHOPS him, then stalks him around the way. Mortos SMACKS Butcher! Butcher ROCKS Mortos! Butcher SMACKS Mortos off the steel steps, then stalks him around the way. Butcher ROCKS Mortos again, Roddy shouts for Mortos to get going, but Butcher BITES Mortos on the forehead! The ref reprimands but Butcher stalks Mortos.
Butcher BOOTS Mortos, puts him in the ring, then storms over. Butcher drags Mortos into a chinlock and digs fingers into Mortos’ face! Butcher CLUBS Mortos but Mortos fires body shots! Mortos backs Butcher down, fires up, but Butcher CLOBBERS him from behind! Butcher drops a knee on Mortos, Mortos goes to a corner, and Butcher digs his boots in. The ref counts, but Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and now Mortos has Butcher down. The fans fire up and Mortos storms up to LARIAT! But Butcher stays up! Mortos LARIATS again, but Butcher shakes his head. Mortos runs, but Butcher ROCKS him first! Butcher runs, but Mortos follows to SPLASH at the ropes! Mortos runs and baits Butcher in! HEADBUTT! Mortos roars, but DOUBLE LARIATS take both behemoths down! The fans fire up and a standing count starts. Butcher and Mortos slowly rise, and they go to opposite ends. Mortos storms up to fireman’s carry and WASTELAND SLAM! The fans fire up as Mortos climbs!
The fans fire up as Mortos PHOENIX FLOPS as Butcher moves! Butcher runs up, waistlocks, half nelson and BACKBRAEKER! Then a deadlift JACKHAMMER!! Cover, TWO!! Mortos survives and Butcher is frustrated. Butcher points to the corner, climbs it, but Mortos CLUBS him! Mortos torture racks Butcher, BACKBREAKER DROP!! Even Roddy is stunned! Mortos hits a FLYING HEADBUTT!! Cover, Mortos wins!
Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall
Roddy says he was Mortos’ good luck charm! Jake the Snake is watching, he likes what he sees from his new client. But will Mortos be able to bring down Hologram in their WrestleDream Best 2 Out of 3 Falls match?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is with the wild Aussie and asks if there’s any update on Saraya, who suffered in that brutal loss on Title Tuesday in that Fatal 4 Way. Harley says yes, Saraya is once again “incapacitated.” Then how is Harley holding up? She’s capacitated. What? Exactly! But do you know whose fault this really is? Does Renee know whom? Who? No, whom. Just say whom. ANNA JAY! What? She wasn’t even in the match! Exactly! It was an Anything Goes, so Anna could’ve been that anything, but she didn’t show up. Harley had to pull wood outta her ass, but where was Anna? Probably home watching her Stardom tapes? Ohh~!
All of a sudden, Anna goes to Japan and now she’s too big for the rest of them? Anna was supposed to be Saraya’s friend, but she wasn’t there, and now Saraya is pissed. And when Saraya is pissed, Harley kicks ass! Renee is confused, Harley says no more questions, and Harley storms off. Will the Star of the Show pay for simply doing nothing?
Lance Archer VS Matt Brannigan!
He may be part of the Don Callis Family now, but he’s still the Murderhawk Monster! He demolished people in the parking lot, he demolished his opponent on ROH last night, will he just keep on demolishing people until he’s become a champion?
The bell rings and Brannigan flexes right up in Archer’s face, but then regrets it. Archer choke grips, but Brannigan slips free! Brannigan dodges in the corner, CHOPS, but again regrets it. He CHOPS again, and again, then tries a choke grip! Archer just pries the hand away to LARIAT Brannigan inside-out! Archer whips Brannigan, BACKDROPS him, and the fans fire up! Brannigan goes to a corner. Archer runs in to ELBOW! Archer keeps going, and he ELBOWS Brannigan again! And then ELBOWS him again! Brannigan falls, the fans fire up, and Archer drags Brannigan to his feet. Double choke grip, for a TOSS overhead!
The fans fire up while Brannigan flounders. Archer reminds us, “EVERYBODY DIES!” Archer stands Brannigan up, tells the ref to back off, and he CHOPS Brannigan down! The fans fire up, Archer puts Brannigan back in the corner, and he fakes the chop. The fans boo but Archer puts Brannigan up top. UPPERCUT, and then crucifix lift! BLACKOUT BOMB! Cover, Archer wins!
Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall
Callis loves the dominance of his Murderhawk Monster, but will Callis help Archer finally have gold here in AEW?
Jake the Snake speaks.
It was just after Title Tuesday and the world saw La Faccion Ingobernable join this living legend when Jake Roberts said, “Anybody that knows Jake Roberts knows that Jake Roberts has been all over the world, wrestled everyone. From Andre the Giant to Hulk Hogan and back. It did not matter. But they also know that Jake Roberts never cared about rules. Rules are for children. We’re not children. My friend, what we have here, matadors? Maybe. Maybe ninjas, who knows. I will tell you this: They’re hungry. What are we going to do next? That should be the question in your mind. Because when Jake Roberts tells you something, you can take it to heart.
“Rules are meant to be broken, like bones. And my friend, they’ll be glad to do both for you.” Rush tells us all to remember: If you mess with the bull, you get the horns! LFI throw up the fists, who will get those fists in their face in the very near future?
Backstage interview with Anna Jay.
Renee is now with The Star of the Show and brings up the harsh words from Harley. Harley blames Anna for not being a friend? Anna says yes, that’s right, they’re not friends, never were friends. It was a one-time team up, and they took some nice pictures, but Anna’s not running out to the ring to help two women who wouldn’t even spit on her if she was on fire. Anna takes care of herself, and that is fine. She has her own back, and needs both hands. What has she been saying since getting back? #JustTryMe. So what’s so hard about that? Anna is here and ready for anyone.
Harley wants to kick Anna’s ass? This one? Anna shows it to the camera. Just a heads up, this ass can kick back. Harley has been warned, will she reconsider her misplaced aggression?
Rocky Romero VS Bryan Keith!
Azucar may not be on the current Conglomeration merch shirt, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less a part of the team. Will Rocky make sure everyone, especially The Bad Apple, understands that?
But Keith doesn’t wait for the bell, he attacks Rocky at the corner! The bell does ring, Keith fires off forearms, and the ref reprimands. Keith lets off just to dig his boot in, but the ref tells Keith to stop. Keith snatches Rocky’s eyepatch away, then SMACKS him with it! Keith CHOPS Rocky, whips him corner to corner, but Rocky goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Rocky rains down fists, and he fires up! The fans fire up with Rocky but Keith bails out. Rocky finally takes off his jacket, and goes out after Keith. Keith knees low, whips, but Rocky stops from hitting steps! Rocky SMACKS Keith off steps, then uses steps to go up and FLYING RANA!
The fans fire up while Rocky gives some Latino Heat. Rocky puts Keith in, climbs a corner, but Keith bails out. The fans boo, but then Rocky WRECKS Keith with a dropkick! Rocky hurries out after Keith and the fans rally again. Rocky uses steps again, but Keith catches Rocky! EXPLODER to the floor! Rocky writhes and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Keith storms up on Rocky, rains down fists, but stops as the ref reprimands. Keith paces around, drags Rocky up, and CHOPS him! Rocky staggers away, Keith storms up and CHOPS again. Keith whips Rocky hard into railing! Rocky falls in a heap but Keith still seethes. Keith drags Rocky up, puts him in, and then drags Rocky up just to snapmare him back down. Keith drops a knee on Rocky’s face! Cover, TWO! Keith argues the count but Aubrey defends that two is two. Keith storms after Rocky to CHOP him in a corner. Keith stalks Rocky, bumps him off buckles, then puts him against ropes!
Aubrey counts, Keith lets off, and Keith puts Rocky in a corner. Keith whips corner to corner, Rocky reverses, then Rocky runs up to LARIAT! Rocky fires up, runs again, LARIAT! That’s two-ever but Rocky keeps moving, only for Keith to use Aubrey as a shield! Jericho really has taught him well. Rocky helps Aubrey aside, and he fires haymakers on Keith! Rocky ROCKS Keith, then whips corner to corner. Keith reverses, runs up, and he LARIATS Rocky inside-out! Keith then shouts at the camera, probably “RESPECT CHRIS JERICHO!” Keith clamps onto Rocky with a chinlock and grinds him down.
Rocky endures, pries at the hold, and fights up to his feet. Rocky fires body shots, then ROCKS Keith! And ROCKS him again! Keith CHOPS, Rampage returns to single picture, then he runs up. Rocky BOOTS back, but Keith just roars! Rocky BOOTS him again, then CHOPS Keith on the back! Rocky CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Keith in the chest, then puts Keith in a corner. Rocky KICKS and KICKS and KICKS away, then stomps a mudhole! Rocky digs both boots in, but Aubrey counts. Rocky lets off and is all fired up, as is Spokane. Rocky waits on Keith, runs in at him, but Keith dodges! Keith runs in, but into an UPPERCUT!
Rocky goes up and up and FLYING TORNADO DDTS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives but Rocky stays focused. Rocky drags Keith up, then runs up to SLICED- NO, Keith slips free of the bread. Keith fires elbows, Rocky ducks one, but Keith runs up ropes! Rocky denies Keith his tornado DDT, and then wrenches, only for Keith to ROCK him! Underhooks, TIGER KNEE STRIKE! Cover, TWO!! Rocky survives and Keith is stunned! Keith pulls at his hair in frustration but the fans rally up. Keith tells the kids to sit down, and he watches Rocky go to a corner. Keith runs in, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI!
Rocky goes up, leaps, but into another clinch! EXP- SUNSET FLIP! Keith rolls through, blocks a kick, ducks the enzigiri, but not the REWIND HEEL! Rocky runs up, SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives again and the fans fire up! Rocky pounds the mat, the fans rally behind him, and he goes to a corner. Rocky climbs, but Keith hurries after him! Rocky fights the clinch, ROCKS Keith, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Keith roars, fans boo, but Keith climbs up. Keith turns Rocky around, and BITES Rocky’s head! Aubrey reprimands, but Keith brings Rocky up, only for Rocky to fight! Rocky HEADBUTTS, and cravats!
The fans fire up for the SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Rocky clutches a leg, crawls to the cover, but Keith rolls away! Keith saves himself and fans boo as he goes to the floor. Rocky is frustrated, but he just builds speed. Rocky DIVES and down goes Keith! The fans fire up again and Rocky hobbles after Keith. Rocky drags Keith up, puts him in the ring, and the fans rally again. But Keith talks to Aubrey about pain in his neck. BIG BILL APPEARS, and he YANKS Rocky down! Then he BOOTS Rocky down! The fans boo but Bill puts Rocky in, Aubrey completely missing it! Keith runs in to KNEE Rocky at the corner!
Keith goes up and he reels Rocky in! DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!!
Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall
Kyle & Cassidy hurry out here but it is too late! The Bad Apple scores his win off Azucar, and he leaves to celebrate with The Redwood. Will there be no stopping The Learning Tree from having gold in his branches? Or can Mark Briscoe #ManUp and prevent The Nueve’s arrival?
My Thoughts:
A very good Rampage, even for a go-home, but clearly it suffered from the same dilemma as Dynamite in that with no Collision to take the pressure off, a lot more promos and story build had to be put here. Good promo from Mone to play off the one from Tuesday, good promo from Statlander to give us some idea as to why she got away from Stokely, and of course Kris squashes her opponent. Kris VS Kamille is going to be great stuff, and I think Kris sets herself up for a match with Mone at Full Gear. Good promo from Harley and Anna to set up their own match, which I would think Anna wins to get going towards her own title shot.
The Acclaimed being scheduled for a match just so MXM can jump them was pretty clever, but do they really need to have their match on WrestleDream? It feels like the only reason it’s a PPV match is because this third man will pull a Hulk Hogan founding NWO type move. It’ll be a Face going Heel and joining up. I don’t think it’ll be Daddy Ass, there has been no hint he wants out of The Acclaimed. It might be Caster because he wants to break away and prove he on his own is “The Best Wrestler Alive.” This blindside attack would then be a way to disguise that, because Caster got beat up as much as Bowens, but I guess we’ll wait and see.
Mortos VS Butcher was great stuff, and I found it kinda funny that Roddy was on commentary trying to still turn Mortos back to his side. Roddy & The Kingdom claiming all this stuff about Mortos has been pretty funny because clearly it’s all their delusion. Mortos is LFI, he and Hologram are going to have an awesome, potentially show stealing match, and then win or lose, Mortos and LFI will beat up The Kingdom. As such, good promo from Jake the Snake, I really hope LFI gets going this time. Meanwhile, Archer of course destroyed Brannigan, and likewise, let’s hope Archer can get a title now that Callis is his guy.
And really good stuff out of The Conglomeration’s story tonight. Very good tag match to open, can’t go wrong with Cassidy & Kyle VS Kingdom. What’s interesting was the respectful handshake after the match, so that further implies The Kingdom is going Face so they can battle LFI. Good promo from Jericho to give some last hype to the ROH World Championship, but I would hope Mark Briscoe wins. Rocky had a very good promo with Conglomeration, and a great match against Bryan Keith. But I just had a feeling Keith would win thanks to Bill, and good detail that Conglomeration didn’t get out there in time. That technically did honor Rocky’s request that they stay back, but Rocky should’ve known better. I would hope Rocky doesn’t cost Mark the title, we cannot go back to “Ring of Jericho”. No Nueve, por favor.
My Score: 8.6/10
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What does the future hold for the blue brand?
While the WWE United States and WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships are on the line, Roman Reigns addresses his future here on SmackDown!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Carmelo Hayes; Knight wins and retains the title.
- WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill VS Lash Legend & Jakara Jackson; Bianca & Jade win and retain the titles.
- Nia Jax w/ Tiffany Stratton VS Naomi; Naomi wins.
- Jimmy Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ The Bloodline; Solo wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Jimmy Uso is here!
Greenville fires up as the Prodigal Uce makes his return to SmackDown and goes right to the ring. Jimmy is just as fired up, but also has chills as the fans chant “USO! USO!” Jimmy grabs a mic to say, “I missed y’all, too. And for the past six months, I’ve been waiting to say this. Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!” The fans cheer, and Jimmy says sheesh! Six MONTHS, ya boi been on the shelf. Out of action for six months. The fans chant, “Welcome Back!” and Jimmy smiles. And he was put on the shelf by little brother Solo Sikoa. The fans boo Solo, and Jimmy says he was thinking that that fool didn’t even have the balls to do it face to face! Solo did it from behind!
Jimmy says it was Solo’s crew, Solo’s Bloodline, Solo’s “brothers.” So tonight, here in Greenville, South Cacky Lacky, it is about Big Bro VS Lil Bro! And Jimmy plans on doing what he’s been doing his whole life. He is kicking Solo’s ASS! But wait! Here comes OTC! The fans put up the ones as Roman Reigns makes his entrance. The fans chant for “O T C! O T C!” as he makes his way to the ring. Roman grabs a mic of his own, and says, “Your OTC usually likes to run it systematically out here, but tonight we’re gonna change things up a little bit. Greenville, South Carolina…! JOIN me, and acknowledge him!” AKA Jimmy Uso.
The fans cheer and Roman says hold on, we don’t do this often so turn it up. Join Roman and ACKNOWLEDGE BIG JIM! The fans really fire up and start up an “USO! USO!” chant. Jimmy holds out a hand, modeled after Roman asking for a mic, and Roman gives him a low-five! Now moving on, Roman gets it. He understands where Jimmy is coming from. He’ll get to that in a minute. But you have to understand, Roman’s not an older brother so he doesn’t understand this revenge. And we have to understand Roman is not a Wise Man. Yet. But he doesn’t come up with the creative plans, no, that’s not him.
Roman is the Tribal Chief. The fans cheer that! And that means Roman takes what is his! And for four YEARS now, that has been what they did, they just took what was theirs. Roman wasn’t messing around, he called his shots, and he delivered. They had it all! The money, the power, and the respect! They ran around here, and everyone feared them! They had championships around their waists, and money coming outta the pockets! They talked about buying a new house, Roman told Jimmy he could buy ’em all, it didn’t matter. But Roman doesn’t like where they are right now. He doesn’t like his position, doesn’t like being out of control.
Roman told us he is the Greatest of All Time, and he meant it. The fans cheer that, too. Roman says when they step foot in the arenas, he wants us all to know, THE GOATS are here! When they step in this ring, he wants us to know! When they put the ones up, he wants us to know they ARE The Ones! The fans cheer that, too! Jimmy says, “But we not, though.” The fans chant “Yes You Are!” Jimmy asks how. In this ring, he sees a chief with no tribe. No ula fala around the neck. At Bad Blood, Jimmy came back because Roman needed him. Roman didn’t ask, but he needed help. And Jimmy says they both need help.
Fans chant “YEET! YEET!” and Jimmy says he knows one person that they can get help from. The “YEET!” continues, but Roman says, “No Yeet.” Jimmy wants Roman to listen. Roman will forever be Jimmy’s Tribal Chief, but Jimmy is the only one in the family that still acknowledges him. Jimmy pats Roman on the shoulder and heads out. Will Roman have no choice but to see things Jimmy’s way? Will they need to YEET if they want to beat Solo Sikoa’s Bloodline?
WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Carmelo Hayes!
The Mega Star told H1M that if he defeated the Phenomenal One, then maybe this match would happen. AJ Styles’ unfortunate injury gave Melo the win and gave him this opportunity, will Melo not miss on this title shot? Or will Knight “hit it ‘n’ quit it” with a B F T?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see LA VS Boston play out!
The bell rings, the fans fire up for LA, and he counter punches Melo again and again! Melo staggers, Knight whips but Melo ducks ‘n’ dodges to roll off Knight’s back. Knight still LARIATS Melo! Knight storms up but Melo YANKS him into ropes! Melo runs up now, but Knight dodges to LARIAT Melo up and out! The fans fire up, “YEAH!” and Melo talks trash on the fans. But Knight WRECKS Melo with a dropkick! Wait, Melo was shouting at Andrade! El Idolo is hanging out in the front row, but Knight puts Melo in the ring. Knight wants Andrade to watch this, and he CLUBS Melo against apron while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Knight brings Melo around, but Melo stops the bump off the desk! Melo kicks low, tells Andrade to watch this, but Knight still SMACKS him off the desk! And again, and again, and again! Melo falls over, but Knight says one more time! Knight winds up to SMACK Melo right off the desk! Melo goes into the ring, Knight dares Andrade to shake his hand now. Andrade leaves him hanging, and Melo CLOBBERS Knight from behind! Melo mocks the “YEAH!” and RAMS Knight into the apron! Melo then runs up to LARIAT Knight down! Melo soaks up heat, puts Knight in the ring, then storms up for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO!
Melo keeps cool and stalks Knight to a corner. Melo stomps Knight, even as the ref counts. Melo stops at 4, backs up, and then stomps Knight again. But Knight blocks one! Melo ENZIGIRIS! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Melo talks more smack on the fans. Melo whips Knight but Knight KICKS him and LARIATS! Knight whips Melo to ropes, Melo springboards to FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Knight is still in this but Melo keeps on him. Melo CHOPS Knight off his feet, scuffs him, and mockingly spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT, SUCK IT!” Melo drags Knight up, but Knight fires body shots! Knight backs Melo down with haymakers!
Knight whips, Melo reverses, but knight KNEES Melo first! Knight whips, Melo reverses to kick and CLUB Knight down! Cover, TWO! Melo is annoyed but he clamps on with a chinlock, and SmackDown returns to single picture. The fans rally, Knight fights up, and El Idolo watches closely as Knight manages a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and the fans rally up. Knight goes to ropes, drags himself up, and he storms up to JAB! JAB! JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Melo kicks, Knight blocks and spins Melo. Atomic drop! Then a LARIAT! Melo staggers up, Knight whips him, and scoops, POP-UP POWERSLAM!
The fans fire up as Knight runs, JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Melo toughs it out but Knight stays cool. Knight storms up in a corner to stomp Melo, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” The ref counts, Knight stops at 4, and he gets space ot run in. Melo SUPERKICKS Knight down! The fans are torn as Melo reels Knight in. Melo mocks AJ Styles, and fans boo. Knight backdrops free! Melo sunset flips but Knight sits, TWO! Melo has the flip, TWO! Knight is in a corner, but he dodges Melo to then JUMP NECKBREAKER! Knight hurries up the corner while Melo flounders. Knight smirks and fans fire up for “L! A! KNIGHT!” DOUBLE JUMP MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!!
Melo survives and Knight is a little frustrated. Knight stands, paces around, and he waits for Melo to stand. Knight then kicks and cravats, B F- NO! Melo handstands out to SCISSOR KICK! Then the suplex, CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and Melo can’t believe it! The fans rally up and Melo goes to the corner. Melo climbs, Andrade shakes his head, but Knight avoids the three pointer! But Melo stops the BFT! Backslide, TWO! Knight escapes, fights off the suplex, and shoves Melo. Melo rebounds, back suplex, but Melo lands out! INTO A B F T!! Cover, Knight wins!
Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall (still WWE United States Champion)
Andrade and Melo may be 3-3 with each other, but now they’ve both lost to LA Knight! And Andrade rubs that in Melo’s face! Will El Idolo settle the score with H1M before either can become a champion?
Jimmy Uso encounters Cody Rhodes backstage.
The American Nightmare says hey to “Big Jim,” and Jimmy says hey to “C-Dog. ” Cody says thanks for Saturday. Jimmy says consider that a favor. But don’t expect any more of those. Cody says Jimmy expects to fight Solo Sikoa, but he’s not the same man since Jimmy left. Jimmy says yeah, but it’s family business. Though it looks like Cody can handle business on his own. Respect. Jimmy heads out, will he be ready for the man the Usurper of the Table has become?
Meta Four speaks.
Lash Legend says SKRRRR~! If you didn’t know, she is Lash Legend, The Bougie Bully. And this is Jakara Jackson, aka Miss Jackson. But what you might already know is that they handle their business in NXT. So now they have earned a chance to get gold around their waits. They’re here tonight to win the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships. So if you wanna underestimate them, they’ll show you just what they’re about. So Bianca, Jade, listen close, because you know that they’re about that action. Can the ladies of Meta Four bring down the StrongEST Duo in WWE? Or will they learn they have much to learn before they graduate NXT?
WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill VS Lash Legend & Jakara Jackson!
SmackDown returns as the challengers make their entrance, but then whoa, wait, Kevin Owens hijacks the ring? Kevin has a mic, and he apologizes to everyone. But he was specifically told NOT to come here, and that is crap! He cannot let that happen! Kevin asks why he turned on Cody Rhodes last Saturday, but Kevin says it is CODY RHODES who- Well, someone turned off the mic. Producers hurry out here to tell Kevin to stop, and Michael Cole lets us know Kevin was quietly suspended and fined. But then Kevin takes Corey’s headset! Kevin says Cody turned on Kevin! People think Kevin’s in the wrong for this?
But wait, here comes Cody Rhodes! The fans fire up but producers keep Cody from going to the ring. Kevin dares Cody to try, but now security rushes in to stop all of this. Nick Aldis hurries out to talk Cody down, and then Randy Orton hurries out here! Randy reasons with Cody, and then he goes to the ring to do the same for Kevin. Kevin wants to go after Cody but Randy keeps him back! Kevin ELBOWS Randy away! So Randy DECKS Kevin! The Viper is furious, but he keeps himself from doing anything worse. Kevin meanwhile seems stunned that Randy would hit him. Kevin gets out of the ring, and leaves through the crowd. Does KO no longer have a friend on SmackDown?
WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill VS Lash Legend & Jakara Jackson! (Take Two)
SmackDown returns and the show is back on track. The fans cheer as Trick Williams is here to watch this match in person, but uh, so are Chelsea Green & Piper Niven. The StrongEST Duo makes their entrance now, and we see in picture in picture that The Hot Mess questioned why they would throw out championship opportunities to everyone else except her and “P.” Jade says it’s simple: Chelsea stinks. Piper says no, Chelsea doesn’t stink. But something does smell fishy, and it’s that Bianca & Jade always duck them. Bianca says girl, uh-uh. They have work to do, so the closest Chelsea & Piper will get to these titles is if they sit out there and watch.
Well clearly that is what Chelsea & Piper chose to do, so here we are. The introductions are made, and the belts are raised, and we see who leaves Greenville with gold!
The teams sort out, but Meta Four just attacks! Jakara DROPKICKS Bianca while Lash CLUBS and POSTS Jade! Jade falls out, Jakara hits a NECKBREAKER DROP on Bianca! Tag to Lash and Chelsea & Piper love it! Lash fireman’s carries to WIDOWMAKER! High stack, TWO! Bianca toughs it out but Lash tags Jakara. Jakara hops up on Lash’s shoulders, to VICTORY ROLL SENTON! Cover, TWO! Bianca is reminding us she’s the toughEST, but Lash tags back in. Lash wheelbarrows Bianca, Jakara runs, WHEELBARROW CUTTER! Cover, Jade breaks it! The fans fire up and Jade glares at Lash.
Lash and Jade stand, and Lash ROCKS Jade! Jade tumbles back out, Lash TOSSES Bianca, then tag to Jakara. Jakara chicken wings Bianca, Lash storms up, but Chelsea is too close for comfort. Lash BOOTS Chelsea over the desk! But then Bianca BOOTS Lash! Bianca ELBOWS Jakara away, slides in, hot tag to Jade! The fans fire up as Jade BOOTS Jakara! And SUPERKICKS Lash! Bianca brings Jakara up, WHEELBARROW DDT into the STORM PLEX! Cover, StrongEST Duo wins!
Winners: Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions)
Chelsea is furious, but she should’ve known better. In the end, Jade & Bianca hold onto the gold, will they be the ones to clean up the Hot Mess?
Nia Jax & Tiffany Stratton are backstage.
The Queen of the Ring is not even looking at Miss Money in the Bank as they head for gorilla, how will she address the maybe cash-in attempt by Tiffany?
Randy Orton and Nick Aldis talk with Cody Rhodes backstage.
Orton tells Cody to calm down, get on his bus and go. Randy can talk with Kevin, he’s been in this position before. Aldis says in three weeks, it is Cody VS Gunther at Crown Jewel. So Aldis needs Cody focused on that so he can win that Crown Jewel Championship. Randy promises, he’ll talk with Kevin, but we all need to cool down. Randy gives Cody his title, has him get on the bus, and promises to fix this. Cody does as said, and Aldi sis impressed. Randy Orton: Voice of Reason. Who’d have thought? Randy himself seems surprised, but can he get Kevin to get over whatever is going on?
Nia Jax & Tiffany Stratton go to the ring.
The Irresistible WWE Women’s Champion and Miss MITB make their way out, fans booing as they do. Nia grabs a mic to say, “As your Women’s World Champion, I have a very busy agenda. So let me knock this out one by one. I am here first off, to give credit to Bayley. Bayley, you put up one hell of a fight last week. I even broke a sweat! You’re a very worthy contender. And just like every worthy contender that’s faced me, you ended up on your back, realizing that nobody on this planet can beat me. Not you, not anyone in the locker room, and especially not my counterpart at Raw, Liv Morgan.”
Nia says lil’ Liv wants to face THE Women’s Champion at Crown Jewel. Now here’s what’s gonna happen there: Nia will A-NIA-LATE Liv like she has everyone else. And when she’s done and becomes the first-ever WWE Women’s Crown Jewel Champion, Nia headlocks Tiff to say “It’s TIFFY TIME~!” Tiff is unsure what she means, but then Nia tells Tiff that is the moment she cashes in on Liv Morgan. But wait! Here comes Naomi! The fans fire up for The Glow, and Naomi tells Nia, “You and I both know that the only reason that championship is still sitting on your shoulder is because that little broke down Barbie of yours helped you again.”
The fans are torn but Naomi says Nia cannot win without her sidekick! And as a matter of fact, Tiff’s not even a good one, cuz Naomi pinned Tiff last week, just like Naomi pinned Nia. Or does Nia not remember that? Naomi steps in the ring and Nia says what she does remember about that, is that it didn’t take one of them to pin her, it took two. Now is Naomi challenging her 1v1? Or is she going to get a partner so Nia can take her revenge out on both of them? Naomi will say this to Nia’s face right here: Naomi doesn’t need anyone to beat Nia. Nia says she is sick of Naomi’s face. Naomi says as a matter of fact, she could win right here and now!
The fans fire up, but Nia laughs that off. If Naomi thinks so, then all Nick Aldis needs to do is send a ref out here! Nia wants to A-NIA-LATE Naomi here and now and make it official! Well, here comes a ref! But also, here comes Liv Morgan! Raquel Rodriguez & Dirty Dom are with Raw’s champion, and Liv says, “Aww… I’m actually a little bit upset right now. We came all the way over here just to make an example out of you, Nia. But it actually seems like you have your hands a little bit full right now, so I think what we’re gonna do is, we’re gonna go down ringside, and we’re gonna watch along with everyone else as you lose your match tonight!
“Just like you’re gonna lose to me at Crown Jewel.” Liv laughs, and Nia SHOVES Naomi! Nia is clearly in no mood for any of this, will she leave everyone crushed beneath her feet? Or will Naomi make her #FeelTheGlow?
Nia Jax w/ Tiffany Stratton VS Naomi!
SmackDown returns and the match is under way! Nia fireman’s carries, fans taunt Dom, but Naomi throws elbows. Naomi is free, Nia shoves her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and over! Naomi goes corner to corner, goes up and over Nia, stands on her then jumps away! The fans cheer, Nia runs up, but Naomi ROCKS her! Nia swings, Naomi dodges, then slides under! Naomi mule kicks, gets moving, and she sunset flips! Nia stays up, Naomi avoids a stomp, then KICKS from below! Nia blocks a whip, whips Naomi in stead, and SPLASHES in a corner! Nia whips and CLOBBERS Naomi, then covers, TWO!
Naomi stays in this, Liv isn’t impressed by Nia, but Tiff is worried. Nia has Naomi in a motorcycle stretch but Naomi endures. The fans rally, Naomi fights up, but Nia RAMS her into buckles! Nia POSTS Naomi, then goes to the apron. Nia aims, soaks up some heat, and then runs up, HIP ATTACK against post! Naomi flops back, Nia covers, TWO!! Naomi survives and the fans rally. Nia drags Naomi into a chinlock and squeezes tight! Naomi endures, the fans rally up, and Naomi powers up. Naomi stands, pries at the hold, and fires body shots. Nia HEADBUTTS Naomi, snapmares, bu tNaoim handsprings through! Mule kick!
Naomi hooks Nia up, SPIKE-RANA! But Nia flounders away to ropes! Naomi goes to the apron, and SPLIT LEG DROPS! The fans fire up but now Nia tumbles to the floor. Naomi stays cool, and she lines up a shot. Naomi runs up to WRECK Nia with a dropkick! Nia staggers around, Naomi goes to the apron again, and runs up to DROPKICK Nia down! The fans fire up, Naomi hurries after Nia, and she headlocks. Nia stops a bulldog by putting Naomi in the timekeeper’s area! But Naomi comes back to ROUNDHOUSE! Naomi goes up onto the barriers, but Nia yanks her into a fireman’s carry! SAMOAN DROP to the floor!
The fans boo as Nia taunts Dirty Dom as greasy and nasty, but Liv says you don’t talk about her man like that. Nia goes back for Naomi, but SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Naomi fires body shots. Nia scoops and SLAMS Naomi, then runs, but Naomi avoids the senton! Nia writhes from the crash landing and Liv loves it! Naomi goes to a corner, drags herself up, but Nia blocks her boot. Naomi rebounds with the ENZIGIRI! Then a wrench and SUPERKICK! Naomi hurries to BUCKLE BULLDOG! Nia staggers, Naomi climbs, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Naomi is growing frustrated but Tiff is relieved. Naomi storms up, but Nia shoves her away. Naomi ducks ‘n’ dodges, and FLYING CHUCKS! Nia flops out of the ring! Naomi hurries to PLANCHA! Down goes Nia again!
The fans fire up, Tiff is worried again, but Naomi drags Nia up and into the ring. The ring count is 5 of 10, but Tiff runs up to KICK Naomi! Nia is distracting the ref! Tiff takes aim, but Raquel snatches the briefcase from her! Tiff shouts at Big Mami Cool, but Naomi ROUNDHOUSES Tiff! Naomi hurries back, HOTSHOTS Nia, then climbs a corner! But Nia ROCKS Naomi first! Nia TOSSES Naomi down, then goes up! A-NIA- WAIT! Raquel distracts the ref! Liv SMACKS Nia with the briefcase!! Naomi hits a SUPER POWERBOMB!! High stack, NAOMI WINS!!
Winner: Naomi, by pinfall
Naomi was right, Nia couldn’t win without Tiffany! And in a twist, Liv and crew made sure things were even! Now Naomi has a big win on the WWE Women’s Champion, will she be cashing in her own golden ticket after Crown Jewel? WAIT! RHEA RIPLEY IS HERE! The fans fire up as Mami runs out there and goes right after Raquel! Rhea throws Raquel around and then stands over her! Liv & Dom are afraid, they go running! Only for Liv to run into Nia! Rhea BOOTS Nia!? Because she wants to beat up Liv herself! Dom shouts at Rhea, but Rhea runs him off! Judgment Day regroups and retreats, will Rhea make sure Liv doesn’t make it to Crown Jewel?
Melo has an icepack.
He finds Aldis and says after Melo beat AJ Styles “fair and square,” Andrade can just be out there to screw him up? Make that make sense! Aldis says last time he checked, and if the math is right, which it is, Melo and Andrade are 3-3. So therefore, there’s only one solution: Game 7! And the winner of that may just find themselves another US Championship shot. Oh, and Melo. Don’t miss. Melo storms off, who finally finishes the series? As for Aldis, Legado Del Fantasma walks over. Santos Escobar has to say, he sees a pattern here. Carmelo, Andrade, they seem to have permanent spot in the line-up. Por que, why?
Aldis says speaking of opportunities, Santos had his shot, and came up short. Aldis has just been waiting for Santos to bounce back. Oh, bounce back? “Nicholas, I’m not just talking about me. What about Elektra? What about Los Garza?” Aldis is glad they brought it up. Because next week, Los Garza has a match against a team, a very special team, one that Aldis has hand selected just for them. And take it from him, if Los Garza can get through them, then they are worthy of a shot. See? How hard was that? Aldis won’t regret this. Legado heads out, and Aldis says sure, he won’t regret it. But Santos might.
Just who is Aldis going to put up against Angel & Humberto as an obstacle to gold?
Solo Sikoa speaks.
“My big brother Jimmy is looking for revenge tonight. But he ain’t gonna get it. See, he may be Big Brother, but tonight, I’m the Tribal Chief. And he will acknowledge me.” Solo is prepared, but will he need his Bloodline to back him up on that? Or can he do this solo?
A dynamic duo is about to arrive.
The video of Motor City is hinting at something big. Will SmackDown be ready for what’s coming?
The Street Profits argue with DIY.
Aldis is there and has them all settle down. He says the ladder match was unbelievable, but that was also their shot. The SmackDown Tag Division is growing, there’s a new team coming in next week. The argument starts anew over this, and it clearly sounds like DIY and Profits want to have it out 2v2. Aldis sighs, but he also spots something going on past them. Did something just happen in the parking lot?! KEVIN OWENS IS ATTACKING RANDY!! Aldis tells Kevin to stop but he won’t, so security pulls Kevin away! Kevin gets loose, KICKS Randy in the side, and says Randy chose the wrong side! The security finally gets Kevin out of here, and Randy needs medical attention!
The Prizefighter has absolutely snapped! Will no one be safe with him enraged like this?
Jimmy Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ The Bloodline!
Big Brother VS Little Brother, The OTC’s side VS The Usurper, but clearly Solo isn’t doing this alone. Will Jacob Fatu, Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa make sure “Big Jim” has no chance of having his revenge?
SmackDown returns and Jimmy makes his entrance. The bell rings and the brothers stare down. The fans rally for “USO! USO!” but Jimmy becomes very aware that he’s surrounded. Solo tells Jimmy to acknowledge him as the TRUE Tribal Chief. Solo raises the finger to the sky but the fans boo. Jimmy looks around at Tama, Loa & Jacob. Jimmy says yeah okay, and he UPPERCUTS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Jimmy clinches, but Solo puts him in the corner. Jimmy UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! Solo TOSSES Jimmy to another corner, but runs into a BOOT! Jimmy winds up but Solo ELBOWS first!
Solo seethes, Jacob says, “I LOVE you, Solo!” Jimmy flounders to ropes, Solo whips him across the way, but Jimmy stops himself. Solo runs up but Jimmy DUMPS him out! Jimmy then DIVES, and down goes Solo at the ramp! The fans fire up with Jimmy and he hurries to bring Solo up. Jimmy grins as he puts Solo in, then goes up a corner. Jimmy aims, CROSSBODY, into a HAYMAKER! Solo stands tall while Jimmy sputters. Solo says he’s not little no more! Solo CHOKES Jimmy on ropes, but he lets off as the ref counts 4. The fans rally for Jimmy, but Jacob gets a cheap shot in! The fans boo but Solo soaks up the heat.
Solo watches Jimmy crawl to the apron, and then storms up to HEADBUTT! Jimmy wobbles, Solo taunts him, and then runs him side to side. Jimmy blocks the buckle bump! Jimmy bumps Solo off buckles, and then runs him to the other side for another! Solo staggers, Jimmy storms up, and he tries to suplex! Solo blocks, then he fires body shots. Jimmy sputters, and Solo LARIATS him down! Solo soaks up more heat, Tama mocks Jimmy, but Jimmy rises back up. Jimmy GAMANGIRIS Solo! Then RAMS into him! Jimmy slingshots, into an UPPERCUT! Jimmy falls to the floor, Solo soaks up more heat, and Jacob CLOBBERS Jimmy!
The fans boo but The Bloodline continues to use the numbers advantage. Solo stands on a corner, raises his finger up, and soaks up the heat while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Solo smirks as he hops down and watches Jimmy. The ring count climbs, Solo soaks up more heat, but Jimmy rises at 5 of 10. Jimmy rolls in but Solo stomps away! The ref counts as Solo digs his knee in, and Solo lets off at 4. Another cheap shot, this time from Loa! The ref wants The Bloodline to back off, and Solo fishhooks Jimmy’s face! Solo makes Jimmy smile, but he stops as the ref reprimands. Another cheap shot as Jacob HEADBUTTS Jimmy! Solo taunts the fans, then stalks Jimmy back to ropes. Solo taunts Jimmy, stands him up, but Jimmy counter punches! And counter punches again!
Jimmy fires more shots, runs, but into a HEADBUTT from Solo! Cover, TWO! Jimmy toughs it out but Solo stays focused. Solo stalks Jimmy, puts him in a corner, and then mocks the “UCE! OH!” chant. Solo runs corner to corner as SmackDown returns to single picture, HIP ATTACK! Solo mocks the hollering, raises the one, and soaks up more heat. Solo continues to taunt Jimmy, and the fans rally for “USO! USO!” Solo says Jimmy should’ve stayed home. Jimmy SLAPS Solo! The fans fire up but now Solo is mad. Solo swings, but Jimmy fires more counter punches! Solo shoves, Jimmy SMACKS him off the mat!
But Solo’s right back up!? Solo fires up, and he WHEEL KICKS Jimmy down! The fans boo but Solo has a sinister look in his eyes. The fans rally for Jimmy but Solo stalks him to ropes. Solo CHOKES Jimmy again, fishhooks him more, but lets go as the ref counts. Jacob gets one more cheap shot in! The fans boo but Solo says Jimmy should just acknowledge him. Solo HEADBUTTS Jimmy down, then dares him to stand back up. Solo brings Jimmy up by his beard! Solo asks if this is all Jimmy’s got! Solo fireman’s carries, but Jimmy slips free! Kick, and DDT! The fans fire up while both men are down!
Jimmy stands, and he again counter punches! And he CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Solo clinches! URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Jimmy survives and Solo is growing frustrated. Jimmy crawls to a corner while the fans rally up. Solo seethes, stands back up, and lines up a shot. Solo skips the chanting to run corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! Jimmy sputters in the corner, but Solo soaks up more heat. Solo reloads, grins, and he raises the one to the sky. Solo runs up again, but into a JUMPING SUPERKICK!! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Solo and Jimmy stir, Solo’s Bloodline upset with Jimmy again.
Jimmy rises, he SUPERKICKS! And UPPERCUTS! And mule kicks! Jimmy fireman’s carries, but Solo slips free! Solo blocks a kick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Solo goes to a corner and the fans rally up! Jimmy runs in, but Solo puts him on the apron. Jimmy GAMANGIRIS in return! Jimmy climbs, leaps, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO!! Solo stays in this but Jimmy stays focused. But Jacob gets on the apron! Jimmy DECKS him, then DECKS Loa! Tama stays back but it’s enough to distract! Solo grabs Jimmy by the neck! SAMOAN- UPPERCUT from Jimmy! And then SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally for Jimmy and he hurries to a corner. Jimmy climbs up, but now Tama distracts the ref! Jacob YANKS Jimmy down! Solo drags Jimmy up for a SAMOAN SPIKE!! Cover, Solo wins!
Winner: Solo Sikoa, by pinfall
And as if it wasn’t enough to make this 4v1, Tama & Loa beat Jimmy down! But wait! Here comes Roman! The fans fire up as The OTC storms in, SUPERMAN PUNCH for Jacob! HOTSHOT for Loa! Roman DUMPS Tama out, then SUPERMAN PUNCHES Loa! SUPERMAN PUNCH for Tama! Now Roman has Solo all alone! The fans are all fired up for the OTC, but Solo runs up! The hands start flying, but Jacob joins in! The fans boo but the Samoan Werewolf beats Roman down! HIP ATTACK in the corner! But Jimmy’s back up! Jimmy fires hands, but Jacob SUPERKICKS him down! Then BEST MOONSAULT EVER!
Tama & Loa beat Roman down, stomp him in a corner, then stand him up for Solo! Solo gives Roman a SAMOAN SPIKE!! The fans boo as Solo’s Bloodline stands tall! Jacob brings the ula fala over to Solo, and Tama says they are dominant in this ring! Jimmy regroups with Roman, and he says like it or not, they need help. Will Roman swallow his pride and ask you know who? Will he even want to help the OTC?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown here to follow Bad Blood, but I feel like they could’ve done a bit better on parts. Namely, the Women’s Tag Team Championship story. Very good promo from Chelsea & Piper with Bianca & Jade to tease this as the SmackDown title story, but then the match with Lash & Jakara was really short. In its defense, Lash & Jakara got a very good showing for going as quick as they were. Plus, Lash booting Chelsea over the desk was hilarious. But of course Jade & Bianca retained tonight, they have DMG CTRL on Monday. And depending on how that goes, Jade & Bianca probably return with the titles to face Chelsea & Piper. With Crown Jewel and Survivor Series coming up, I kinda hope they arrange a bigger title match so all brands are involved.
Of course, part of the issue was also time constraints. I did like how sudden Kevin showing up was, and everything with Kevin, Randy and Cody is great, but it did quite literally take time away from the women’s tag title match. But Kevin is going full Heel now that he’s turned on Randy, those two are going to have an awesome match, and I’m thinking Kevin wins out to have one more title match with Cody. It might also be something with a wild stipulation akin to Cody VS Styles in their I Quit match. And speaking of Styles, a real shame that his injury angle story turned into a real injury, so now Styles is out of action again.
The US Championship story is also good, though perhaps a bit predictable. Knight of course won against Melo, but Andrade being ringside was a nice touch. We all knew Game 7 was happening, so they used tonight as the set-up for that. Santos & Legado wanting their opportunities was a nice touch, too. And given the timing, Los Garza is being fed to Motor City Machine Guns in their WWE debuts. We did get a logical promo of Profits and DIY arguing, because the MCMG will definitely jump them in the line to the tag titles. MCMG VS Guerrillas of Destiny is going to be great stuff, and I wouldn’t be surprised if MCMG just won the titles first try.
Very good crossover with the women’s champions to help build the Crown Jewel match. Naomi goads Nia into a non-title match, and they bring Liv, Dom & Raquel out to stir things up a bit. Naomi gets a great win, and I wonder if Naomi tries to have her title match before Crown Jewel. Well, that might be a waste if Tiffany is meant to cash in. But Nia telling Tiff to cash in at Crown Jewel after Nia destroys Liv is also a fitting detail. Tiff would have easy pickings, but then that’d send her over to Raw and I don’t think that’s happening. Tiff might try to cash-in during or after Nia VS Naomi. After all, third time’s the charm.
And as usual, Bloodline story bookends the night. Very good opening segment from Jimmy and Roman to show Roman is turning over a new leaf. He isn’t as domineering with Jimmy anymore, he wants to raise Jimmy up. But it was also a good move from Jimmy to say they need reinforcements. Fans automatically went with Jey Uso, and Roman did, too. It does make sense, but clearly with how the rest of the night went, it is about convincing Roman that he should reach out to Jey. The main event match and following brawl established that, too, and you can bet they stretch this out to make it to Survivor Series.
My Score: 8.8/10
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