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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (11/10/20)

Zelda has a father-daughter chat with the GM!

Published

3 years ago

November 10, 2020

Steven Mitchell

Zelda visits HPW Headquarters!

It seems there’s more stirred up by the Hebra event news than just Ghirahim’s temper! What will Zelda say to her father, the HPW General Manager?

The Princess of Hyrule knocks on King Nicolas’ door.

He says, “Come in,” clearly not knowing who is visiting. Zelda walks in and Nicolas is happily surprised. He gets up and hugs her. If she was going to visit, she could’ve called to let him know. How is she doing? She’s fine. But this isn’t just a friendly visit as his daughter. There’s some business she wants to discuss first. Oh, well, alright. What does she want to talk about?

Well, it should be obvious, this is about the Hebra event. Why is she in another contender’s match? What does she mean? She doesn’t understand why, after losing to Ganondorf, she’s immediately back in a Goddess Championship contender’s match. It’s because Midna chose her to be. Is that really all there is to it? Was it really just Midna’s choice? Or was she encouraged by “management,” aka him? Does Zelda really think Midna would listen to anyone on this? He assures her that the four choices were all Midna’s. It’s obvious that Midna does what she wants, so there wasn’t anything he or the rest of management had to do but agree to it.

But that’s just it, isn’t it? He isn’t going to say no to her being suggested as a contender because he’s her father. This is what she’d been talking about before Clash of Fates! She wanted to be someone who wasn’t Zelda of Hyrule because people will think she’s getting her opportunities based on name alone! And yet that’s what seems to be happening time and time again! No, that’s not it at all! “You won the Bracket of Wisdom in the Triforce tournament. You won the Eventide Challenge. Sheik, Zelda, whatever name you go by, your wins are your wins. I respect you, management respects you, and obviously Midna respects you since she named you.” The only one who doesn’t seem to think Zelda is good enough is Zelda!

King Nicolas hugs his daughter again and reassures her that if she wins- No, when she wins this opportunity, it will be because she earned it. She has to accept that this really isn’t about her name, but about her as a person. Zelda nods and takes a breath. She thanks him for talking her through that. She promises not to waste this opportunity.

My Thoughts:

I’m probably laying it on pretty thick, huh? But even if it’s a predictable outcome, it has to be built properly or else it just feels worse. Instead of a negative sounding, “I knew they’d do that…” you can have a positive, “YES! I KNEW IT!” if the story surrounding it works. Of course, I’m not trying to say I’m doing the best job of it but I hope I’m not doing the worst job. I really want Zelda to have some depth because of how she’s dealing with her family legacy in conflict with her personal goals, as well as her personal mission of bringing women’s wrestling in Hyrule to a new level.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/1/24)

The Gerudo Sisterhood is (not) fine.

Published

2 days ago

May 1, 2024

Steven Mitchell

Mayday! Mayday!

The Triforce Anniversary did not go their way, and now The Gerudo Sisterhood sits down to talk it out. Will things (not) be okay again?

The Gerudo Sisterhood meet up.

In Gerudo Town, Riju sits in the throne room, Buliara by her side. Aveil, Nabooru and Urbosa arrive together. Riju asks where Tali and Shabonne are, and Aveil says she has no idea. Nabooru and Urbosa also don’t know, no one’s heard from either all month. Did she go back to sand seal racing? Nabooru checked around the track, checked the Great Dunes, no one there had seen her, either. Is Tali feeling that guilty about the spear? Everyone watched the tape back, it was by accident, she has nothing to feel bad about.

The group argues about that a bit. Tali went out there when she wasn’t supposed to. And even if it was an accident, she should still apologize, shouldn’t she? That’s a good point. Well, for now, they’ll just have to wait until Tali comes to them. For now, everyone needs to turn their attention to what’s coming: ThunderStruck.

The Gerudo Sisterhood double check the match card.

An Open Challenge for the Death Mountain Championship starts things off. Nabooru and Aveil tried to get that spot, but it seems someone already called their shot. Who do they think it was? Urbosa says, “Does it really matter? The Sisterhood will be right on the heels of the winner either way.” The others are all for that. Then The Dark Forces seem to be making moves. Cia has Ganon by her side, but who will Ruto have? Between Fin Balure and Bad Croc Scaly, she’s got strong choices, and Arrow Club could even parlay this tag match into a shot at the Termina Championship.

How’d Arrow Club figure out how to avoid Blood & Thunder this year? That’s anyone’s guess, but watching the UnderWorld Order battle it out with the rest of the Dark Forces will be just as much fun for the Sisterhood as it will be for the HPW Trios Champs. Kevin Gibdo, Volga, Zant and Wizzro aren’t exactly the friendliest bunch, but hopefully they give ReDead, Scaldera, Gomess & Death Sword the beating they deserve for all their underhanded moves. And it’d keep them from getting another chance at the HPW Trios titles at that.

The sore spot is the Triforce World Championship match. Yunobo has his shot at the title, and again Tali’s involvement in the Triple Threat cost the Sisterhood. But Link’s a three-time HPW Triforce Champion for a reason. For one, he won the Hyrule Warriors match, and he won the Eventide Challenge. Buliara points out that the other reason is that he lost the title along the way. If things come in threes, then will he lose a third time? Personally, Riju hopes not. She only survived that Beat the Clock Challenge against Link, and wants to settle things in a proper match. That’s also something the Sisterhood can get behind.

There’s thunder in the distance and they all look out the window to see a storm rolling across the desert. Thundra Plateau awaits, but who will rumble their way to victory?

My Thoughts:

Hooray for a hype article! Just imagine this as a really cool vignette video you’d see a major company put out. Also, I did need to keep the story of the Gerudo Sisterhood going, don’t want that slipping through the cracks. I’m feeling some intrigue as we move deeper into the Spring, this should be fun.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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Hockey Talk- Power Players [043024]

Hockey Talk reviews the action from the first round of the 2024 NHL Playoffs and looks forward to some intriguing matchups looming in the second round.

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4 days ago

April 30, 2024

David Ungar

On this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys take a look at the first round of the 2024 NHL Playoffs. The best teams and highest seeds flexed their muscle during the opening round of the playoffs. Out East, it was Chalk City as the Rangers, Hurricanes, Bruins, and Panthers took firm control of their respective series. The West, on the other hand, was far less certain as most of those series were shaping up to be tough, hard-fought, battles to the very end. Which teams impressed the guys the most and which likely second round series are they most excited about? Tune in and find out!

Today’s hosts: Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist)

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