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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (1/26/21)

Fallout from the Triforce Tournament Opening Round!

Published

3 years ago

January 26, 2021

Steven Mitchell

HPW Management addresses the Bracket of Courage controversy!

In the very last match of the Triforce Tournament’s opening round, it was a DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION! How will HPW management handle this situation?

HPW issues a statement!

Yesterday, January 25th, in the Bracket of Courage’s fourth match, Volga VS “Hollywood” ReDead, there was heavy interference from both the Dark Forces and the UnderWorld Order. This resulted in both men being disqualified and the match being thrown out. Needless to say, both Volga, ReDead and their allies complained to officials and management about the situation. The only fair thing to do is to eliminate BOTH men from the tournament! That means Ravio has a bye and is automatically in the Bracket of Courage finals. And at this very moment, HPW Management is arranging a rematch of The Dark Forces VS uWo for a later event.

In response to this statement, Ravio simply tweeted, “Wow, neat!” Will the luck of the Purple Rabbit take him through to THE Triforce Tournament finals against the winners of the other two brackets?

HPW also has other news!

HPW confirms that after the challenges were made and the challenges were accepted, the big title matches will happen! First, for February 10th, Zelda will defend her HPW Goddess Championship against Nabooru! And then, win or lose, Zelda will have her match with Link for the HPW Triforce Championship on April 1st, the Triforce Anniversary event! Will the Princess of Hyrule become a double champion?!

But Link won’t just be resting and watching. He himself requested to be given an opponent for the February event. HPW management is going to take “a long hard look” at the roster, and though they won’t give out title opportunities, they will make sure Link’s opponents are worthy of the two-time Triforce Champion. Who will be given the nod from management to face the Hero of Hyrule in February?

My Thoughts:

I just love heaping work on myself, don’t I? But in a way, I’m making up for taking a match away. If Ravio is just automatically in, the card needs something more to make up for him not taking on Volga or ReDead. A championship match for Zelda and something good for Link should make up for that, right?

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/1/24)

The Gerudo Sisterhood is (not) fine.

Published

5 days ago

May 1, 2024

Steven Mitchell

Mayday! Mayday!

The Triforce Anniversary did not go their way, and now The Gerudo Sisterhood sits down to talk it out. Will things (not) be okay again?

The Gerudo Sisterhood meet up.

In Gerudo Town, Riju sits in the throne room, Buliara by her side. Aveil, Nabooru and Urbosa arrive together. Riju asks where Tali and Shabonne are, and Aveil says she has no idea. Nabooru and Urbosa also don’t know, no one’s heard from either all month. Did she go back to sand seal racing? Nabooru checked around the track, checked the Great Dunes, no one there had seen her, either. Is Tali feeling that guilty about the spear? Everyone watched the tape back, it was by accident, she has nothing to feel bad about.

The group argues about that a bit. Tali went out there when she wasn’t supposed to. And even if it was an accident, she should still apologize, shouldn’t she? That’s a good point. Well, for now, they’ll just have to wait until Tali comes to them. For now, everyone needs to turn their attention to what’s coming: ThunderStruck.

The Gerudo Sisterhood double check the match card.

An Open Challenge for the Death Mountain Championship starts things off. Nabooru and Aveil tried to get that spot, but it seems someone already called their shot. Who do they think it was? Urbosa says, “Does it really matter? The Sisterhood will be right on the heels of the winner either way.” The others are all for that. Then The Dark Forces seem to be making moves. Cia has Ganon by her side, but who will Ruto have? Between Fin Balure and Bad Croc Scaly, she’s got strong choices, and Arrow Club could even parlay this tag match into a shot at the Termina Championship.

How’d Arrow Club figure out how to avoid Blood & Thunder this year? That’s anyone’s guess, but watching the UnderWorld Order battle it out with the rest of the Dark Forces will be just as much fun for the Sisterhood as it will be for the HPW Trios Champs. Kevin Gibdo, Volga, Zant and Wizzro aren’t exactly the friendliest bunch, but hopefully they give ReDead, Scaldera, Gomess & Death Sword the beating they deserve for all their underhanded moves. And it’d keep them from getting another chance at the HPW Trios titles at that.

The sore spot is the Triforce World Championship match. Yunobo has his shot at the title, and again Tali’s involvement in the Triple Threat cost the Sisterhood. But Link’s a three-time HPW Triforce Champion for a reason. For one, he won the Hyrule Warriors match, and he won the Eventide Challenge. Buliara points out that the other reason is that he lost the title along the way. If things come in threes, then will he lose a third time? Personally, Riju hopes not. She only survived that Beat the Clock Challenge against Link, and wants to settle things in a proper match. That’s also something the Sisterhood can get behind.

There’s thunder in the distance and they all look out the window to see a storm rolling across the desert. Thundra Plateau awaits, but who will rumble their way to victory?

My Thoughts:

Hooray for a hype article! Just imagine this as a really cool vignette video you’d see a major company put out. Also, I did need to keep the story of the Gerudo Sisterhood going, don’t want that slipping through the cracks. I’m feeling some intrigue as we move deeper into the Spring, this should be fun.