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Mitchell’s New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/15/21)

The second round wraps up!

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NJPW New Japan Cup 2021

Is this really the New Jay-pan Cup after all?

After all the trash talk, mocking of muscles, and promising victory in the New Japan Cup, Jay White must put up or shut up against the Ace, Hiroshi Tanahashi!

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: David Finlay VS YOSHI-HASHI; Finlay wins and advances.
  • 2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: Jay White VS Hiroshi Tanahashi; White wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: David Finlay VS YOSHI-HASHI!

Both men beat Bullet Club members to get here, but only one can keep going! Will Finlay make it so the Headhunter can’t #GetBackUp? Or will he have to settle for just a win over the Texas Heavyweight Champion?

The bell rings, fans rally up already and Finlay circles with Hashi. They feel out the grapple, Hashi avoids Finlay going for a leg, and they tie up with collar ‘n’ elbow. Finlay gets around to clamp onto the shoulders, then shifts to a facelock. Hashi slips out the back, chicken wing cradles to a cover, ONE! Finlay gets around to hammerlock one arm, cording hold the other, then shift to a headlock. Hashi keeps shoulders up and fights up but Finlay throws him with a headlock takeover. Hashi headscissors and holds tight as Finlay kips. Hashi sits up to shift and get arms, but Finlay gets a ropebreak with a leg. The two reset and fans rally up.

Finlay and Hashi tie up, Finlay headlocks but Hashi powers out. Hashi goes to hip toss, Finlay counters but Hash counters the counter, and Hashi tosses Finlay up and out! Finlay bumps into railing, Hashi builds speed, but Finlay moves so Hashi stops at the ropes. Finlay catches his breath, gets back in, and resets with Hashi. Fans rally up, Hashi kicks Finlay low and runs but Finlay drops to then dropkick Hashi down! Finlay brings Hashi up to snap suplex and cover, TWO! Finlay stomps Hashi, brings him up and throws EuroUppers. Finlay whips, Hashi reverses to CHOP! Hashi mule kicks, hangs Finlay out to dry, but Finlay wiggles down!

Finlay forearms, Hashi forearms, and they brawl with the ropes between them! Hashi ROCKS Finlay, throws more forearms, then ducks Finlay’s retaliation to hotshot! Hashi runs, slides and trips Finlay up! Finlay hits apron on the way down while fans rally up. Hashi clubs Finlay on the back, Finlay throws body shots, but Hashi ROCKS him back. Hashi POSTS Finlay, follows him around the way, and then Hashi puts Finlay in the ring. Hashi gets in, stomps Finlay, but Finlay headbutts back. Hashi clubs Finlay, CHOPS him against ropes, then stalks him as he goes around. Finlay CHOPS back, EuroUppers over and over, but Hashi CHOPS again! Fans rally up and Hashi drags Finlay up.

Finlay throws body shots, forearms, but Hashi ROCKS Finlay in return! Hashi brings Finlay back up, but Finlay suplexes! Hashi slips out, Finlay throws elbows but Hashi clubs Finlay again. Hashi back suplexes, Finlay lands out on his feet to back suplex Hashi in return! Both men are down and fans rally up again. Finlay stands first, brings Hashi up and throws more forearms and uppercuts. Finlay whips, Hashi reverses but Finlay flying uppercuts! Hashi bails out, Finlay PLANCHAS! Direct hit and Hashi falls against railing! The ring count starts as fans rally. Finlay drags Hashi up, puts him in, and runs in at the corner to uppercut! Finlay hops up, leaps, FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO!

Finlay grows frustrated but fans continue to rally. Finlay drags Hashi up, reels him in, but Hashi elbows free. Finlay still rolls Hashi up, TWO! Hashi swings but into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Hashi survives and fans fire up as Finlay aims from a corner. Hashi is in the other corner, Finlay runs in corner to corner, but Hashi dodges! Hashi comes back but Finlay elbows him! Finlay goes up but Hashi trips him up! Finlay hits buckles on the way down! Both men are down, fans rally, and Finlay rolls to the neutral corner. Hashi aims from corner to corner now, and runs in to clothesline! Hashi brings Finlay around to bomb lift but Finlay slips free!

Hashi CHOPS Finlay, but Finlay ROCKS Hashi! Hashi forearms, Finlay forearms, repeat and fans rally up as they brawl! Finlay shifts to EuroUppers, but swings into a backslide! Finlay rolls through but Hashi MULE KICKS! Hashi gets Finlay up for a RUNNING BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Finlay lives but Hashi won’t let up! BUTTERFLY LOCK! Finlay endures, fans rally, and Finlay moves around. Hashi leans on the hold but Finlay still heads for ropes! Hashi drags him away! Fans keep rallying as Finlay keeps fighting, but Hashi keeps leaning on the hold! Finlay powers up, reaches out, but Hashi gets that arm for the chicken wing! Hashi chinlocks then gets a sleeper hold!

Finlay stands to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?! Fans rally up again while both men are down. Finlay sits up first but Hashi follows. Finlay runs but Hashi denies the cutter! Hashi full nelsons, Finlay drops down to victory roll! TWO!! Finlay EuroUppers, but leaps into a BACKSTABBER! Hashi runs to METEORA! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Hashi gets back up. Hashi brings Finlay up and reels him into a full nelson! Hashi pump handles but Finlay elbows it away and rolls, but Hashi CHOPS him! Hashi has wrist control, Finlay ducks a chop and blocks the clothesline to PRIMA NOCTA STUNNER! Cover, TWO!!

Fans rally and Finlay powers up. Finlay drags Hashi up, suplexes, and hits a GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Hashi survives, fans fire up again and Finlay slashes the throat, vowing to end this! Finlay cravats and goes up the corner but no Acid Drop! Hashi CLOBBERS Finlay with a clothesline! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Hashi rises, drags Finlay up and fans rally. Hashi fisherman suplexes but Finlay fights free! Finlay swings, into a full nelson! Finlay reaches for ropes but Hashi headbutts him in the back! Finlay elbows back, but can’t get free! Finlay keeps trying, Hashi DRAGON SUPLEXES! Hashi runs to LARIAT again! Cover, TWO!!

Finlay survives and fans fire up again! Hashi drags Finlay up, reels him back in, full nelson to pump handle, but no Karma! Finlay is free but Hashi SUPERKICKS him! Hashi fisherman suplexes, shifts, KUMAGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives the Bear Cutter! Hashi isn’t letting off and the fans are thunderous! Full nelson, pump handle, STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE?! Cravat to ACID DROP!! Cover, Finlay wins!!

Winner: David Finlay, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Headhunter could not #GetBackUp, and Finlay is continuing on! Will Finlay add the NJCUP to the Impact Wrestling Tag Team Championship he just got with Juice?

 

2021 New Japan Cup Second Round: Jay White VS Hiroshi Tanahashi!

Finally, after days of taunting him, the Switchblade must face The Ace 1v1 with the tournament run on the line! Will White truly make this tournament his tournament? Or will the Once in a Century Talent keep going, bringing his NEVER Openweight Championship along towards the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship?

White holds the ropes for Tanahashi as he enters, as if to further mock Tanahashi’s age. White and Gedo demand Korakuen clap as they Low Sweet. Tanahashi shows off the muscles, White shows off his muscles, and fans appreciate both men’s physiques. Fans rally up with “LET’S GO, ACE!” as the bell rings. White mocks the clapping and then tells Tanahashi to lie down so this can end easily. Tanahashi drops to a knee, White turns around saying he won’t embarrass Tanahashi by watching. Tanahashi is lying down?! White claps and smiles as he walks over. White and Gedo talk but Tanahashi rolls White up! TWO!! White swings but Tanahashi dodges and headlocks.

White pulls hair and puts Tanahashi in a corner to then stomp and throw forearms! White whips corner to corner but runs into an elbow! Tanahashi crossbodies and takes White down! Fans fire up with the air guitar but Gedo gets up on the apron. Tanahashi backs him down with double guns! Tanahashi turns around, dodges White’s ax handle and then flexes on him! White bails out as fans rally again. White and Gedo talk, Tanahashi rushes the ropes but his plancha is a feint! Tanahashi double guns and Young Lion Yota Tsuji flexes, too. White gets mad and goes after Tsuji! Tanahashi hurries over but White elbows him away! White then whips Tanahashi into railing!

Gedo cheers while White gets Tsuji up to whip him into railing, too! Red Shoes says to get this in the ring, but White hits Gabriel Kidd and whips him into railing just because he’s there! White stalks Tanahashi, mocks the clapping, and pulls Tanahashi’s hair! White RAMS Tanahashi into railing, and again! And again! Tanahashi falls down in a heap and White goes into the ring. White tells the cameras to watch his double guns but fans still clap, “Let’s Go, Ace!” The ring count starts, climbs up to 10 of 20 before Tanahashi sits up. Tanahashi stands at 13, staggers over to the ring and gets in at 16. White stands on Tanahashi, stomps him again and again, then covers.

Red Shoes refuses to count given the outside activity and White gets mad at him! White calls BS, drags Tanahashi up and hits a backbreaker! Cover, TWO! White is upset now that the count isn’t fast enough. White drags Tanahashi around by a leg for a Half Crab! Tanahashi endures, powers up, and fans rally as he powers over to the ropebreak! White holds on until Red Shoes counts 4. Fans still rally while White seethes. White stands on Tanahashi’s face, slaps him around, then cravats. Tanahashi body shots but White cranks for a neck wrench. White snapmares, clamps on a chinlock and digs his knee into Tanahashi’s back, and says Kota Ibushi has to be stopped! Tanahashi should want to stop Ibushi’s plans!

Tanahashi endures, fights up, and fights out. White knees low, brings Tanahashi around and has a cobra twist. White uses Tanahashi as an air guitar, then mocks Tanahashi for having stomach flab. Tanahashi endures, powers up and hip tosses White down! Fans fire up as White staggers over into a dropkick to the leg! Tanahashi drags White up to fires off fast hands and forearms! Tanahashi whips, White reverses, but Tanahashi hits flying forearms! Fans fire up again and the Young Lions join in. Tanahashi brings White up, throws forearms, and scoop slams White to a drop zone! Tanahashi goes up the corner but White rolls away.

Tanahashi hops down to get White’s leg for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! White ends up back in the drop zone and Tanahashi goes back up the corner. Tanahashi SUNSET SENTONS! Cover, ROPEBREAK! White saves himself but Tanahashi runs, only White to get around to a waistlock! Tanahashi switches, White switches, then Tanahashi, then White, again and again and again, until White pulls Tanahashi’s hair! Tanahashi breaks free, but White kicks low to DDT! Both men are down again and fans rally back up! White sits up, Tanahashi goes to ropes then a corner, White runs in to EuroUpper! White suplexes to the BLADE BUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up as White drags Tanahashi back up. White reels Tanahashi in, Tanahashi blocks the urenage but White knees low. Tanahashi still blocks the lift so White throws more knees. White trips Tanahashi, stomps him in the stomach over and over, then drags him back up. Fans rally, White reels Tanahashi in but still Tanahashi blocks the urenage! Tanahashi gets a leg, White throws forearms and gets free. White goes for a leg but Tanahashi throws forearms to get free. White goes to ropes, Tanahashi waits on him to get back up. White and Tanahashi approach and start throwing forearms! They go back and forth, hitting harder and faster, and fans rally up!

Tanahashi ROCKS White, but White fires off fast hands! Tanahashi fires off strikes in return, but White hits a COMPLETE SHOT! White waistlocks to a DEAD LIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down, but White drags Tanahashi up and reels him in. Tanahashi still fights the urenage but White throws him down by his hair! White drags Tanahashi into the sleeper but Tanahashi fights free. Tanahashi runs at White but White dumps him up and out! But Tanahashi holds onto the ropes! Tanahashi skins the cat, but White is there to sleeper! Tanahashi elbows free, but swings into the URENAGE! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up while White keeps his focus.

White drags Tanahashi up, fisherman suplexes, but Tanahashi fights free to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT!! White rolls out to the apron but Tanahashi hurries after him. Tanahashi climbs the ropes to drag White up, but White gets a leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi falls and clutches his leg while White talks trash. White steps in, but Tanahashi gets him for a DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Things are even and fans are thunderous as they rally up. Tanahashi gets a leg, White fires off forearms over and over and over, even clubbing ones, but Tanahashi doesn’t let go! Tanahashi eggs White on then dropkicks the other leg!

White is down, Tanahashi hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi ties up the legs for the CLOVERLEAF! White endures, Gedo coaches him, and White reaches around! Tanahashi drags White from the ropes and sits deeper on the hold! White desperately scrambles and gets the ROPEBREAK! Tanahashi lets go, fans fire up again, and Tanahashi stomps White’s legs. Tanahashi runs as White rises, but White avoids Slingblade, but no Bladerunner! SLINGBLADE outta nowhere! Gedo gets on the apron, Tanahashi gets a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW for Gedo!! Tanahashi runs, SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi hurries up top and aims, for HIGH-

NO! White bumps the ropes to trip Tanahashi up! Tanahashi falls to the mat and White drags him up into position! BLADE- NO! Tanahashi gets around to full nelson, but White breaks that, only to end up in a STRAITJACKET GERMAN!! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous again as Tanahashi drags White up. Tanahashi reels White in, full nelsons again, but White fights it off! Fans rally as Tanahashi keeps trying, but White breaks free and elbows! Tanahashi trips White to get the legs, but White rakes Tanahashi’s eyes! INSIDE CRADLE! TWO!! White hurries to get Tanahashi in position but Tanahashi inside cradles! TWO, and Tanahashi’s SHOTEI rocks White!

Tanahashi full nelsons, White slips out and spins things around, but still no Bladerunner as Tanahashi gets a leg for a DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi drags White from ropes, has the leg again, but White blocks the dragon screw!? BLADERUNNER!!! Cover, WHITE WINS!!

Winner: Jay White, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

King Switch trumped The Ace! He has a win over the NEVER Openweight Champion! And though he rests on the mat, he gets the microphone to speak. “Tsuji? Where’d Tsuji go? Gone with his loser friend?” White asks Yuya Uemura and Gabriel Kidd if they wanted something. The guy they used to look up to is GONE! Tanahashi’s put on too much weight, he’s not a good role model. But the one you should look up to is White! “Because I’m the one left in this ring. Despite lying down, I’m the one with my hand raised.” White is the REAL winner, just like he was the REAL winner of the “Jay1 Climax” and how he will be the REAL winner of the “New Jay-pan Cup.”

White says he told Tanahashi to lie down so their legacies and their histories with both the IWGP Intercontinental and Heavyweight Championships could be preserved, as well as everyone else’s legacies with those titles. They need to be saved from the “crazy man” that lost his mind who knows when. This only seems apparent to people now but White’s been saying it for a long time! No one ever listens or believes him. But he does what he says, and then everyone acts surprised! “Speaking of surprises, I have next, David Finlay? He beat Yoshi-Hashi.” White’s surprised that it’s Finlay, one half of the NEW Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions! Congratulations~!

White says Finlay wasn’t in the ring with White when he won those tag titles. But White and Finlay have been three years out from a 1v1 match. White is on a 12-0 winstreak against Finlay, the greatest streak ever! Well it is 12-1 overall but that first one was Finlay getting lucky. Ever since, White’s been going straight up. Finlay’s career has struggled to stay up, wink wink. But Finlay pulls some surprises by making it this far. White says the surprises will end there because Finlay will be in the ring with “the man that is trying to SAVE you, and everybody else, from the Era of Ibushi! Make no mistake, it is STILL MY ERA!”

White vows to meet Ibushi at Sakura Genesis, take those belts or belt from him, and if it is one unified belt, he will split them up again and keep his legacy, and Tanahashi’s legacy, going. Tanahashi owes White a big thank you for what’s gonna happen. As a thank you to Tanahashi, once they keep their legacies going, White will face Tanahashi for the NEVER title and add it to the collection! And then White will really elevate it because around Tanahashi, it doesn’t look good. But on White’s waist, “anything will look good on it.”

Until then, Tanahashi, Ibushi, Finlay, “and all you sorry sons of bitches,” just Breathe with the Switchblade. It is still his REAL era! White is ready to be THE best singles champion in NJPW, but is he overlooking Finlay in the quarterfinals?


My Thoughts:

An interesting way to wrap up the second round. The full event was just under two hours, a fairly short event really. I kept this to just the NJCUP matches, because while there were no Young Lions in any of the Six Man Tags, none of them were going to have impacts on the tournament. Kenta moved past Minoru Suzuki, Ospreay moved past ZSJ, Takagi and Sanada both moved past Goto and Nagata, and for the most part, the math going into the quarterfinals was all kept unaffected.

In the end, Finlay VS Hashi was pretty good considering neither has gone all that far in singles competition. Finlay gets the win so Hashi can focus on the NEVER Six Man titles since Goto and Ishii were both already out at this point. Tanahashi VS White was very good, but White winning makes a lot of sense. His story about wanting to stop Ibushi as if Ibushi is the villain is a very intriguing one. White is surely getting through Finlay next round, and he would’ve definitely gotten through Hashi. Despite how White’s character feels about being treated at WrestleKingdom, he’s been getting pushed strongly enough that he could be a finalist this year, but I feel like they’d be better served having someone else face Ibushi at Sakura Genesis.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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