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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (4/15/21)

HPW has an answer for Her Grace!

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HPW News 2021

The Triforce Tournament Winner wants her title shot! When’s she getting it?

Hilda demands to cash in her opportunity at the HPW Triforce Championship! Will she be given her opportunity at the Great Forest May event?

 

Hilda, Yuga and Ravio sit at a conference table with Nicolas Foolyere and Humpback Hook Halibut.

There’s a tense silence as Hilda stares down the GM and COO. Ravio is a bit fidgety, though. Hilda says, “You already know what I want. What is there to talk about?” Nicolas says there’s plenty to talk about. They will need to consider that with the HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Gauntlet is also happening that night, what is the main event? The gauntlet has no time limit, uses the venue to its fullest, so wouldn’t it be best to close with it? And surely “Your Grace” wouldn’t want to be anything less than the main event. Hook concurs, the showdown of Triforce Champion and Triforce Tournament Winner, the first ever time this match-up has been possible, should be the main event of a card.

Hilda tells them to stop trying to stall for “him.” She won’t let the Hero of Hyrule just sit back again like he did for so long last year! He will defend the title in May, even if HPW has to make a stand alone vote just for their match. Well, HPW can’t do that… Nicolas speaks up and says they can’t do this without the champion’s approval. Only he knows how he’s feeling physically after that match with Zelda. Hilda sighs and rolls her eyes, but then there’s a knock at the door. They’re all confused, as no one else was invited to this meeting. Nicolas gets up to answer the door, and it’s Link! Before Nicolas can say anything to him, Link pushes his way into the room.

Yuga gets up as Link walks to the table, but Hilda has him stand down. Ravio looks quickly between Hilda and Link as they stare down. Link has the Triforce Championship and holds it up so Hilda can see it. “You want this belt? You’ll have to earn it.” Well, that sounds like approval to Hilda. Hook reluctantly says the Triforce Championship will happen, but it will have to be the penultimate match, not the main event. That’s fine by her. Hilda stands, Ravio also gets up, and Hilda smiles at Link. “Make sure to polish the plates for me. I want to be able to see myself in it as I hold it in my hands. Y’know, after I’ve taken it from you.”

Hilda laughs and has her henchmen follow her out. Link huffs in frustration, but will he be able to vent once he has Hilda in the ring?


My Thoughts:

Link VS Hilda for HPW Lost in the Woods! May’s event is big and only getting bigger! You’ll see, as I already have another announcement written up and ready to go in a few days!

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