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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (6/21/21)
The Studly Guys are back!
HPW Media catches up with Groose, Tingle and Skull Kid!
These three studs, or rather one stud and two studs-in-the-making, are in the HPW Training Center’s weight room, pumping iron! Tingle is spotting Skull Kid at the bench press and says, “Wow, Skull Kid! That mask has really motivated you!” Groose agrees and says, “You’re all the way up to the 25’s! Way to go!” Skull Kid nods and says, “Yeah, I’m gonna get ripped! Jacked! With 24-inch pythons, brother!” Groose likes that and is fired up to work harder with his own bicep curls. Tingle helps Skull Kid put the bar back up and Skull Kid gets off the bench to flex in the mirror. Skull Kid double guns and nods.
“Those UnderWorld Or-dorks better watch out!” Skull Kid says. “Groose is big and strong, Tingle is… strong, and I’m gonna be big and strong! We’re all gonna be so big and strong, those guys won’t stand a chance! I’m gonna take Hollywood ReDead, suplex him, break his back and make him humble!” Groose likes the fire and has Skull Kid do a round with the sand bag. Groose tosses it to Skull Kid, Skull Kid catches it, and surprisingly pops the bag up into a fireman’s carry for a SWINGING GORON DROP! And dead lifts for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Groose and Tingle cheer Skull Kid on as he holds on, drags the bag back up, for a LUMBAR CHECK!
Tingle and Groose are fired up with Skull Kid and they do chest bumps. Groose accidentally knocks Tingle over with his and helps him back up. They look into the camera together and all flex and roar. Skull Kid shouts, “UnderWorld Order! You might be undead, but you’re gonna wish you were dead! RAAAAH!” Groose and Tingle are a bit unsure about that last part. But will HPW give The Studly Guys their shot at Skull Lake?
My Thoughts:
This was a bit simple, and but there wasn’t a way to fit in The Studly Guys calling out the trios champs in the Gut Check Rock event article. The uWo already got swarmed by teams wanting after them at the Triforce Anniversary event so it’d be too copy and paste for the storytelling if it happened again. Plus, this allowed Skull Kid to show off his new attitude and even some moves now that he’s wearing Majora’s Mask.
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