Entertainment
Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (10/11/21)
Who will be the new 33?
The Clash of Fates brings back the Hyrule Warriors match!
A new year, a new Clash of Fates! The Hyrule Warriors are being assembled, who will be among the 33 chosen HPW stars fighting for their opportunity?
HPW notified this year’s entries!
And just like last year, these are meant to be kept secret. However, just like last year, a few want to brag about this.
The Dark Forces receive their notifications.
“This is our year, baby!” Cia says as she waves hers around in the air. She, Volga and Gibdo are all in the Hyrule Warriors battle royal this time. That means when one of them wins, the HPW Triforce Championship is 100% guaranteed Dark Force property. Wait, how does that work? Well, it’ll be because Volga or Gibdo will simply lie down for Kage and he can retain. But what if Kage fails? Didn’t they watch the interview a couple weeks ago? He WON’T fail! Alright, but then what if Cia wins the Hyrule Warriors match? Will she lie down for Kage? Cia says these boys need to learn some manners. How could they say a lady would lie down for a man? Honestly!
Yuga posts a picture.
He’s framed his second Hyrule Warriors letter and put it alongside his original, which seems to have broken glass… The caption reads, “If at first you don’t succeed…”
Hilda and Ravio also have notifications.
Her Grace knew this was inevitable. She will truly have her crowning moment, and both her pages will help her achieve it. Right, Ravio? R-Right, Lady Hilda! Hilda smiles and lounges on her plush armchair as Ravio pours her wine.
Igos du Ikana looks at his Royal Family lined up.
Captain Keeta has his Dangerous Hazards match with Osphala for the Termina Championship, but now, all his “soldiers” have a spot in the Hyrule Warriors match. One of them will win, one of them must win, for the glory of the royal family! They all say, “YES, SIR!” Will the Clash of Fates bring about a Termina takeover?
My Thoughts:
As of this article, I’ve created the list of 33 entries and their order, and there were natural choices to bring back into the match, such as the Dark Forces and Yuga. Plenty of other surprises in the 24 I’m keeping secret, and this is going to be a lot of fun.
Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds
TUESDAY - 4 Corners Podcast
WEDNESDAY - The Grown Ass Man Podcast
THURSDAY - The Benchwarmers Trivia Podcast
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - 30 Mindless Minutes
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast: The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history) Unidentified History (Ufology) & Game Gone Wrong (Game of Thrones Universe)
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
Powered by RedCircle
Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!


