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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (11/19/21)

World Tag League, Round 3!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

Will Dangerous Tekkers stay undefeated through three?

World Tag League is in Nagano, and the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions are still riding high! Will Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr. dominate the block?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • World Tag League 2021: Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask VS Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi; Yano & Tanahashi win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Taka Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • World Tag League 2021: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo; Chase & Fale win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS SANADA & Tetsuya Naito; Sanada & Naito win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS The Dangerous Tekkers; The Dangerous Tekkers win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Guerrillas of Destiny; Goto & Hashi win.

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Here are the current World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 2-0, 4 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 2-0, 4 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 2-0, 4 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 2-0, 4 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 1-1, 2 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 1-1, 2 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 1-1, 2 points
The United Empire: 1-1, 2 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 0-2, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 0-2, 0 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-2, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-2, 0 points

 

World Tag League 2021: Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask VS Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi!

Blue Justice and the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion haven’t scored once yet, and they’re up against the undefeated Joker & Ace! Will Nagata & Tiger Mask fold again? Or will they finally be able to stand tall?

Tanahashi’s pompadour is getting stronger the more he and Yano keep up the school thug energy. The teams sort out, Yano again “giving” Tanahashi the start against Nagata. Fans rally up as the two circle, tie up, and Tanahashi waistlocks. Nagata wrenches, waistlocks, Tanahashi switches, but Nagata switches back. Tanahashi switches again but Nagata wrenches the arm to a wristlock. Tanahashi drop toeholds and then floats to a headlock, but Nagata slips out the back to have a hammerlock. Nagata full nelsons, spins Tanahashi to a headlock, then hits the takeover. Tanahashi rolls it over to have the headlock for his own! Nagata makes it a cover, ONE!

The two separate and fans cheer. They tie up again, fans rally “Let’s Go, Ace!” “NA-GA-TA!” as Nagata wrenches to a wristlock. Tanahashi fights up, wrenches, wrenches, but Nagata rolls to kick Tanahashi away. The two stand off again, Nagata tags in Tiger Mask. Tanahashi tags in Yano and fans fire up! Yano crouches a la school thug but Tiger kicks him to a corner! Tiger messes with Yano’s hair! The ref reprimands, Tiger whips corner to corner but Yano reverses. Yano fixes his hair but Tiger CLUBS him on the back. Tiger CLUBS Yano more but Yano gets mad and shouts at Tiger. Tiger sobats then puts Yano’s shirt over his head to KICK his leg! And again, and again!

Fans rally up, Nagata gets in and adds on KICKS of his own! The ref has to keep Tanahashi back, but he still gets in. Tiger & Nagata double kick, double whip and double KICK Tanahashi down! Tiger pulls Yano’s shirt down to stomp, then throws haymakers. Tiger knees Yano against ropes, tags Nagata, and they mug Yano. Nagata CLUBS Yano down, stomps him down, then drags him by a leg to have a standing toehold. Yano endures, fans rally up, and Yano moves around to get the ropebreak! Nagata lets go cleanly, but then drags Yano up to throw elbows and kicks. Tag to Tiger, he throws a knee and Yano drops down. Tiger kicks Yano while he’s down, covers, TWO!

Tiger keeps cool and drops a knee on Yano’s head. Tiger digs his knee in, Yano has the ropebreak so Tiger lets off to stomp Yano down. Tiger drags Yano up, Yano hits back and pulls the mask! Tiger kicks low, whips but Yano reverses to throw Tiger down by his mask! Yano crawls, hot tag to Tanahashi! Fans rally as Tanahashi runs to forearm Tiger down! Tanahashi DECKS Nagata for good measure, then he fires off on Tiger Mask. Tanahashi scoops Tiger to SLAM him into the drop zone. Tanahashi goes to the second rope, SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi keeps focus as Tiger rises. Tanahashi runs, but into a boot! Tiger wrenches and drags Tanahashi to a ghost pin, TWO!

Tanahashi SHOTEIS! Tanahashi swings another but Tiger catches him and spins him to underhooks! TIGER DRIVER! But Tiger can’t hold it for the cover! Fans rally up as both men are down! Tiger crawls, hot tag to Nagata! Nagata KICKS Tanahashi in the chest and again, but Tanahashi catches the leg! Nagata forearms free, kicks again, but Tanahashi blocks that one to get a DRAGON SCREW! Fans rally while both men are down, and Yano is back on the corner! Tanahashi crawls over, hot tag to Yano! Yano goes right to the neutral corner to untie the buckle pad! He throws it at Nagata, the ref has to take it from him now!

Yano SLAPS Nagata on the back of the head, then baits him into the bare buckles! Roll up, TWO! Yano gets Nagata up to whip to ropes. Nagata rolls under, fakes Yano out, and then ENZIGURIS! Tiger is up top, he CROSSBODIES Yano down! Nagata covers, TWO! Fans rally up as Nagata & Tiger get Yano up., They whip, Yano holds ropes and then ducks Tiger to shove him into Nagata! But they block the low blows! He apologizes but they kick him and GIRI SANDWICH! EXPLODER! Cover, but Tanahashi breaks it! Tiger throws Tanahashi back out, Yano gets to a corner. Nagata runs in and SHINING WIZARDS, to then reel Yano in.

Yano grabs the ref, but Nagata avoids the low blow mule kick! ANKLE LOCK! Then Nagata drops onto Yano for the CROSSFACE! Yano endures, fans rally up, Tanahashi and Tiger fight on the outside, Nagata gets the NAGATA LOCK III! Yano endures, so Nagata makes it a ghost pin! Tanahashi tips it over so Yano has the cover, Yano & Tanahashi win!

Winners: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Nagata & Tiger Mask earn 0)

The Joker & The Ace watched each other’s backs, and now they’re spotless at 3-0! Will they be the dark horse team that takes the league?

 

World Tag League 2021: Taka Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS The United Empire!

Another winless team in the Blue Playmaker & Meanest Man in the World are looking to redeem themselves. However, they’re up against the Dominator & The Ultimate Weapon! Will Taka & Suzuki find a way to make the United Empire #JustTapOut? Or are Suzuki-Gun the next to be conquered by Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare?

As soon as Suzuki-Gun gets in the ring, they attack the Empire! Suzuki throws Khan out while Taka chokes Henare and keeps him in the ring! The bell rings while Suzuki stomps and kicks Khan at the railing. Suzuki then drags Khan up to DECK him with a forearm! As for Taka, he lets off Henare to bring him up and knee him low. Taka rakes Henare’s eyes, stops when the ref reprimands, and then brings Henare over. Henare throws body shots, back hands Suzuki then kicks away on Taka’s leg. Taka falls, fans fire up and Henare CLUBS Suzuki. Henare then deadlift suplexes Taka high and hard! Cover, TWO!

Henare headbutts Taka, runs, but Suzuki gets a cheap shot in! Then he gets Henare for a HANGING TRIANGLE HOLD! Taka DECKS Khan off the corner, the ref counts, Suzuki lets go at 4. Khan drags Taka out to whip him into railing! Suzuki whips Henare into railing, but Khan CLUBS Suzuki. Henare and Khan stomp Suzuki down but Taka makes the save. Khan CLUBS Taka for it, then POSTS him! Henare throws body shots, but they forget about Suzuki! Suzuki goes looking under the ring while the Empire mugs Taka. Suzuki returns with a chair! He kicks Henare down, JAMS Khan then SMACKS Henare on the back! Fans cheer as Suzuki even smacks Henare with the seat cushion!

Suzuki drags Henare over to the timekeeper’s area and bounces him off the desk! Fans rally up, “SU-ZU-KI!” as he and Taka mug Henare. Taka BOOTS Henare down, then drags him into a chinlock stretch on the ramp. The ring count starts, Taka drags Henare up and into the ring at 5 of 20. Suzuki stomps and kicks Khan around on the outside while Taka chokes Henare. The ref reprimands, Henare gets the ropes, Taka lets off with his hands but has his knee on Henare’s neck. The ref sees that, counts, Taka lets off. Taka stands on Henare at the apron, the ref reprimands but Taka puts his hands up at 4. The ref pulls Taka away so Taka drags Henare up to knee into the corner.

Taka chokes Henare more, Suzuki tags in and stomps Henare to then snapmare, chinlock, motorcycle stretch, and then turn Henare so he can torture the arm. Suzuki bends the fingers back, then bends the arm back into a hammerlock. The fans rally as Henare endures, and Suzuki even clamps on a chinbar. Taka tags back in, they mug Henare, then Taka bumps Henare off buckles. Taka wrenches, whips corner to corner then runs in to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Taka drags Henare up to snapmare. Taka digs his knuckles into Henare’s face! The ref counts, Taka lets off but scrapes his soles on Henare’s face.

Tag to Suzuki, he digs his knuckles into Henare’s face! The ref reprimands, Suzuki brings Henare up but Henare throws heavy hands. Suzuki eggs him on, knees him low, whips, but Henare reverses. Suzuki comes back, but runs into the SAMOAN DROP! Both men are down, fans rally up, and Henare crawls to tag in Khan! Khan DECKS Taka, BOOTS Suzuki, then covers, ONE! Khan puts some stank on the Mongolian Chops! Suzuki shakes his head as he stays up so Khan Mongolian Chops again! Suzuki still stays up, blocks Khan’s third Mongolian Chops, and then ROCKS Khan with a forearm! Suzuki eggs Khan on so Khan forearms back!

Khan eggs Suzuki on, Suzuki laughs and ROCKS Khan again! Fans rally up as Khan laughs that off to forearm back. Suzuki forearms, Khan forearms, back and forth and fans rally up. Suzuki ROCKS Khan again and Khan staggers, but comes back with the HELLSTAB and MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Khan reels Suzuki in to back suplex but Suzuki elbows free. Suzuki runs, but into the IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Suzuki slips out of the Eliminator to get his own sleeper but Khan elbows out of that. Khan runs, Suzuki follows, shoots around and gets the SLEEPER! Taka tags in, DECKS Henare, then he and Suzuki double whip Khan! Corner clothesline, then a BOOT!

Suzuki ROCKS Khan again, runs, he and Taka SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Taka covers, Henare breaks it! Suzuki drags Henare up to throw him out, Taka drags Khan up. Fans rally up but Khan blocks the scoop. Taka SLAPS Khan then runs, into a drop sayanagi! Khan drags Taka back up, HITSUJIGOROSHI!! Taka endures the Sheep Killer, but Suzuki CLUBS Khan! Taka is free and he victory rolls Khan, TWO!! Khan escapes but Taka runs to SHINING WIZARD! And then he gets Khan up, but Khan fights the scoop to HITSUJIGOROSHI! Henare RAMS Suzuki into the railing and then gets in to get Taka’s legs! ANKLE LOCK HITSUJIGOROSHI COMBO!

Taka endures but gets the ELBOW DROP DDT! Cover, Suzuki breaks it! Henare fires off on Suzuki but Suzuki hits back! Suzuki COHPS Khan, CHOPS Henare, repeat! Suzuki runs, into a BOOT SUPERKICK COMBO of the Empire’s! Henare kicks Suzuki out, but Taka pokes Khan in the eye! Only to run into the fireman’s carry! FLAPJACK CUTTER! Cover, the United Empire wins!

Winner: The United Empire, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Suzuki & Michinoku earn 0)

Khan stares Suzuki down, and Suzuki has the chair! They each choke grip, the ref has them stop and Suzuki dares them to come after him! But Khan says Suzuki should get in the ring with him. Suzuki says Khan is scared so Khan goes out after Suzuki! The King of Pancrase never backs down nd he goes after Khan! They brawl all the way to the back! The United Empire may have won this match, but is a war brewing between them and Suzuki-Gun?

 

World Tag League 2021: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

Another case of Bullet Club VS Bullet Club, but it’s the Crown Jewel & Rogue General who have a win under their belts! Will Tokyo Pimp & the King of Darkness make things anything but Too Sweet here in round three?

Being all Bullet Club, House of Torture wants to Low Sweet with Chase & Fale. Chase warns Dick he better not see him get in the ring, trying to low blow anyone. But then Chase & Fale are the ones to attack first! The bell rings as Chase kicks Evil out and Fale throws Yujiro. Chase chokes Evil on the railing while Fale throws big hands. Chase DECKS Evil, chases Dick off, then gets Evil up for a headlock and punch! Chase puts Evil in, still tells Dick to stay back, and then Chase climbs up top. Evil ducks under, but Chase ducks and dodges to SHOTGUN BOOT! Chase bumps Evil off buckles and stomps a mudhole in as fans cheer.

Chase chokes Evil again but lets off as the ref reprimands. Chase EuroUppers then CHOPS Evil to ropes! Chase whips, Evil holds ropes and then dodges Chase. Chase BOOTS back, elbows Yujiro down, but has to kick at Dick as he grabs a foot. Evil BLASTS Chase off the apron and to railing! Evil & Yujiro stomp away on Chase while Fale protests, so Fale goes around the way. The House of Torture scurries away and the ref tells Fale to go back to his corner. Fale is furious but he backs away. Yujiro distracts the ref while Evil digs a chair into Chase’s neck! Evil gets away with that, then he drags Chase up and into the ring.

Evil stalks Chase, and uses his shirt to choke Chase! The ref reprimands, Evil lets off at 4, but then he sucker punches Fale! Fale stays up and steps inside but Evil kicks the rope to get Fale in his rogue general! Evil wrenches, YANKS the arm, and tags Yujiro to CLUB Chase’s arm. Fans rally for “CHASE O-WENS!” and he throws body shots and uppercuts on Yujiro, only for Yujiro to mule kick him down! Yujiro gets Chase up for a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Evil is upset but Yujiro brings Chase around to drop a leg, drop an elbow, and drop the headbutt. Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Yujiro argues the count, but that was fair.

Yujiro walks over but Chase kicks low! Chase elbows and clubs Yujiro but Yujiro headbutts low. Yujiro knees low, puts Chase on ropes, and Evil holds him in place. Yujiro runs in but Chase boots first! Evil rakes eyes! The ref reprimands, Yujiro and Evil double whip Chase into a corner. Yujiro runs in, Chase dodges, then dodges Evil to send the clothesline into Yujiro! Evil keeps Chase from running away and fireman’s carries, but Chase fights out and elbows Yujiro! Chase BOOTS Evil, then gets Yujiro in a headlock, BULLDOG CLOTHESLINE COMBO! Fans rally up as Chase rolls and hot tags Fale!

Fale drags Evil up to whip him into the corner. Fale whips Yujiro into the opposite corner, then he SPLASHES Evil! And he SPLASHES Yujiro! Evil bails out, Yujiro flops down, Fale drops an elbow on Yujiro! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Fale aims, but Dick grabs the Grenade! Fale breaks free, Dick does a quick prayer before Fale DECKS him! Yujiro gets up, Fale choke grips! But Yujiro BITES the fingers! The ref reprimands, Yujiro lets Fale go to block the kick and throw Fale down for a basement boot! Chase gets back in, Yujiro dodges the Shi Trigger but Chase fires off the strike fest! Chase runs but into a BOOT!

Yujiro reels Chase in, but no Incolle Slam! SHI TRIGGER! Chase fires up, gets Yujiro up, Fale coordinates, but Yujiro grabs the ref to make him a shield! Evil gets in to give Fale and Chase chair shots! Dick gets in and gets Fale with the SPOILER CHOKER! Yujiro gets his pimp cane! Chase gets up to get a CANE SHOT! Dick hops on as a backpack on Fale, but he’s still moving! Fale runs Yujiro over! And he runs Evil over! And then he RAMS Dick into the corner! Fans fire up as Fale whips Evil into Dick! And then he whips Yujiro into them! Fale runs to SPLASH the House of Torture! Fans fire up as Fale and Chase coordinate, GRENADE BACK SUPLEX! Cover, Chase & Fale win!

Winners: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Evil & Yujiro earn 0)

The Texas Heavyweight Champion & Rogue General just blew up the House of Torture! Chase helps Yujiro up for old time’s sake, and Fale drags Evil back in. Chase even shows mercy to Dick as he helps him stand up. Chase still wants Bullet Club to stand as one, and so they all Low Sweet. Is Bullet Club still fine after all?

 

World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS SANADA & Tetsuya Naito!

Everyone’s Kokeshi & Rampaging King Kong are also a struggling team, but they’re up against the undefeated Cold Skull & Uncontrollable Charisma. Will the Great Bash Heels be able to stop Los Ingobernables de Japon? Or is LIJ > GBH?

Naito is actually much faster with his suit than usual. He must be eager to get after Honma. LIJ fist bump and the teams sort out, Naito starts against Makabe. Fans rally up, “L I J!” “NA-I-TO!” and maybe “MA-KA-BE!” Naito stays back, however, but then circles with Makake. They tie up, Makabe wrenches the arm but Naito rolls, wrenches and wristlocks. Makabe wrenches back, hammerlocks, but Naito switches that on to Makabe. Makabe throws Naito down, covers, ONE! Makabe keeps the arm, wrenches, but Naito rakes eyes! Naito headlocks while the ref reprimands, and they end up on ropes. The ref calls for the break but Naito scrapes Makabe’s face on ropes!

The ref counts, Naito lets off, but Makabe slips out to CLUB him on the back. Makabe headlocks, grinds the hold, but Naito powers out. Makabe runs Naito over and fans cheers as he tags in Makabe. GBH double whip, double shoulder Naito down, then Honma stomps Naito. Honma CLUBS Naito on the back, then ROCKS him with a forearm. Naito staggers into a kick, Honma scoops and SLAMS him, then fires up! Fans fire up but Sanada trips Honma up! No kokeshi here as Naito also gets up. Honma kicks and whips but Naito holds ropes. Naito boots back, drop toeholds Honma and Sanada dropkicks Honma at the ropes! Makabe gets in but gets an elbow then a basement dropkick!

Fans rally up as Naito drags Honma into a chinlock stretch and Sanada stomps Makabe on the outside. Honma endures as Naito pulls back harder. Fans rally, Honma reaches out, and Honma has the ropebreak. Naito lets off to stomp Honma then he tags Sanada. Sanada drags Honma to drop knees on his back. Sanada then drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Fans rally up, Sanada stomps Honma more, and he tags in Naito. Naito whips Honma to a corner, then runs in to JUMP KICK! Naito can’t get up and over Honma so he throws haymakers and forearms. Honma hits back, CHOPS and CHOPS, so Naito CHOPS! Naito CLUBS Honma down then tags in Sanada.

Sanada stalks up to Honma, drags him up, but Honma throws a forearm. Sanada gives it back, they go back and forth and fans rally up as they pick up speed! Honma ROCKS Sanada, gets the edge, but Sanada blocks the kick! Fans cheer as he trips Honma up and goes for the legs. But Honma kicks Sanada away! Sanada comes back to stomp Honma down, then he brings Honma up to suplex. Honma fights that off, tries to suplex back, but Sanada blocks. Fans rally as they fight for suplex control, and Honma gets Sanada up and over! Hot tag to Makabe! Makabe rallies on Sanada, Naito gets away, but Makabe goes back to Sanada with forearms.

Naito gets in to CLUB away on Makabe’s bad back! Naito whips, Makabe reverses and runs in to corner clothesline! Then he corner clotheslines Sanada! And then back to Naito! Naito drops, Makabe gives Sanada another! Makabe then climbs up to rain down fists! He goes all the way to 10 before he reels Sanada in. Sanada blocks the suplex, CLUBS Makabe on the back, but runs into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Makabe is annoyed but he drags Sanada back up. Makabe waistlocks, Sanada resists the lift, so Makabe shoves him to a corner. Sanada goes up and out to springboard and missile dropkick back in! Direct hit and Makabe bails out! Fans fire up and Sanada PLANCHAS Makabe down!

Sanada encourages the fans to get louder and they oblige. Sanada is satisfied with the volume and he puts Makabe back in. Sanada brings Makabe up, fireman’s carries, but Makabe slips off. Sanada elbows him, fires off forearms, then runs, ducks one clothesline but not the LEFT! Both men are down and fans rally back up. Makabe crawls, Sanada does, too, hot tags to Honma and Naito! Honma rallies with a shoulder then a scoop SLAM! Honma puts some stank on the CHOP! And then CHOPS, and CHOPS and whips corner to corner. Honma runs in to back elbow Naito to the BULLDOG! Honma fires up and runs, KOKESHI FLOPS as Naito dodges!

Naito kicks but Honma blocks to club the leg! Honma goes to suplex but Naito blocks! Honma still tries but Naito slips out, shoves and elbows Honma down to basement dropkick! Naito drags Honma up, dragon sleeper, to the BACKBREAKER! Makabe gets in to CLOBBER Naito! Makabe coaches Honma but Naito still gets up to stomp Honma. Naito throws back elbows over and over, then mocks Honma’s raspy voice. Naito throws even more back elbows and Honma drops to his knees. Fans rally up, Naito drags Honma back up, and Naito throws even more back elbows. Honma is hulking out! But he runs into another back elbow!

Naito whips, Honma reverses, Naito FLYING FOREARMS! Naito then wrenches an arm, but Makabe CLOBBERS Naito! Sanada gets in to dropkick Makabe’s legs out! Honma gets up but Sanada boots his clothesline away. Naito runs in but Honma spins him around to a facelock. Sanada rushes over but Honma catches him, too! COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! Fans fire up as Honma and Makabe coordinate. Naito slowly rises into the DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE SANDWICH! Then they get Naito up, POWERBOMB and BASEMENT HEADBUTT! Fans fire up with Honma as he runs, to LARIAT Naito down! Cover, TWO!

Sanada goes after Makabe on the outside! Fans rally up, Honma brings Naito up to scoop, but Naito slips out. Honma ROKCS Naito, HEADBUTTS, then runs, into an atomic drop! Sanada forearms and ROLLING ELBOWS, Naito ENZIGURIS and Sanada back suplexes! Rolling jackknife, LIJ wins!

Winners: Sanada & Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Honma & Makabe earn 0)

LIJ stands tall over GBH, going to 3-0! Will Naito’s promise to win this alongside Sanada come true?

 

World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS The Dangerous Tekkers!

#TenCozy fell last round, but Bread Club isn’t toast just yet! But will the undefeated Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr. still cut through them like a knife through butter?

Taichi shows off the dancing pecs and the fans cheer. The teams sort out and ZSJ already tells Tezan to watch his mouth. The champs taunt “the old farts” with the belts, but a brawl breaks out! Tenzan stomps ZSJ, Kojima stomps Taichi and the ref gets the belts out of the way before the bell rings. TenCozy double whip and double shoulder ZSJ down! They then pinball Taichi between Mongolian Chops and forearms, before Kojima tops it off with Mongolian Chops of his own! Kojima scoops and SLAMS, for him and Tenzan to SLINGSHOT ELBOW HEADBUTT COMBO! Fans rally as Kojima stomps away on Taichi at the ropes. Kojima lets off as the ref counts, then brings Taichi up.

Taichi KICKS away on Kojima’s leg but Kojima ROCKS Taichi. Kojima waistlocks, Taichi resists the lift to PELE Kojima down! ZSJ gets in to DECK Tenzan, then go after him on the outside! ZSJ rakes eyes, has a chinlock, and he grinds Tenzan down while Taichi kicks Kojima out. Taichi whips Kojima into railing, then into more railing. Taichi chokes Kojima with camera cord while the ref gets ZSJ to leave Tenzan alone. The Tekkers mug Kojima, ZSJ facelocks and EuroUppers Kojima into railing! And again! Tenzan gets up but Taichi whips him into railing! ZSJ talks trash while leaving Kojima behind and the ring count starts.

Taichi puts Kojima in at 6 of 20, taunts Tenzan, and then stomps Kojima. Fans rally up but the Tekkers go after Kojima in the corner. ZSJ digs his boots in, hops over and fish hooks the face to snapmare and neck lock! Kojima endures as ZSJ pushes up to apply pressure. Kojima endures, ZSJ moves around but Kojima gets the ropebreak with a foot! ZSJ stomps Kojima, tags Taichi, and Taichi snapmares Kojima away from Tenzan to KICK Kojima in the back. Taichi chokes, the ref almost thinks it’s a cover but he reprimands. Taichi lets off, to choke again! The ref counts, Taihci lets off to choke with both hands now! The ref counts, Taichi stops choking Kojima and fans rally up.

Taichi stands on Kojima’s head while taunting Tenzan. The ref has to keep Tenzan back, but Taichi goes over to choke Tenzan! Taichi then puts Kojima in the corner and tags in ZSJ. ZSJ pulls Kojima back and has a cravat for the neck wrench! Kojima endures as ZSJ trashes him around! Kojima fights up and fires body shots, but ZSJ fish hooks his face! The ref reprimands, ZSJ throws Kojima down. ZSJ gets Kojima up but Kojima throws body shots! Kojima reaches out but ZSJ full nelsons. Kojima breaks that, ZSJ ducks the elbow but Kojima hits a DDT! Fans fire up and Kojima hot tags Tenzan! Tenzan rallies on the Tekkers, then fires off Mongolian Chops on ZSJ!

Tenzan headbutts ZSJ in the corner then CHOPS! Tenzan whips corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines! Fans fire up as Tenzan calls his shot, BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Tenzan kicks ZSJ around, headbutts him again, then eggs him on. Tenzan throws forearms, kicks low, then throws haymakers. ZSJ EuroUppers in return again and again, but Tenzan headbutts low! Tenzan runs into a boot! Then ZSJ gets the arm! Tenzan throws him off but headbutts into a facelock! Takedown and NECK TWIST! Fans rally, hot tag to Taichi! Taichi stands on Tenzan’s head, taunts him while kicking him but Tenzan gets up to throw forearms and CHOPS! Taichi chokes but Tenzan blocks the slam!

Taichi throws Tenzan to a corner, runs, but into a MOUNTAIN BOMB! Fans rally up again, hot tag to Kojima! Kojima fires off MACHINE GUN CHOPS on Taichi! ZSJ storms over but just gets added to the mix! Kojima reloads to fire off more CHOPS on Taichi! Kojima whips corner to corner and hits a forearm smash! But Taichi comes back to CHOKE Kojima! The ref counts, reprimands, but Taichi won’t let off! So Kojima CHOKES Taichi! Kojima lets off at 4 and fans rally up. Kojima runs in at the corner but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Taichi then throws Kojima down, and OFF COME THE PANTS!

Fans fire up as Taichi aims, but Kojima ducks the buzzsaw to COZY CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Kojima throws his elbow pad away, runs, but Taichi dodges to get SEITEIJYUJIRYOU! ZSJ intercepts Tenzan, Tenzan kicks ZSJ, but Tenzan Mongolian Chops into a Fujiwara takedown! Fans rally as the Tekkers have DUAL SUBMISSIONS on TenCozy! Kojima endures, reaches out, but Taichi wrenches harder on the stretch! Kojima still fights his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Fans fire up as the Tekkers let TenCozy free. ZSJ kicks Tenzan out, fans rally up as Taichi rises. Taichi brings Kojima around but Kojima fires off forearms. Taichi kicks low but Kojima holds off the bomb lift.

Taichi fires off Kowata Kicks, reels Kojima in but still Kojmia resists! Kojima back drops Taichi away! Taichi gets up into more forearms, then the ROLLING ELBOW But Taichi GAMANGIRIS Kojima right down! Fans fire up, ZSJ gets in to BOOT Tenzan! ZSJ gets Kojima up, Taichi fires up, but Tenzan gets in to corner clothesline Taichi! Tenzan kicks ZSJ, headbutt him, then whip him to ropes. TENCOZY CUTTER! ZSJ bails out and TenCozy gets Taichi up. They double whip, but Taichi fights off the flapjack to DANGEROUS HOOK KICK Tenzan! Kojima swats away Ax Bomber to hit a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Taichi survives and fans fire up again!

Kojima staggers up, powers up the arm as Taichi rises, and runs into a boot! But he CLUBS the gamangiri away! Kojima goes again, but Taichi boots then AX BOMBERS! Kojima stays up?! But Taichi ROUNDHOUSES him down! Fans fire up as Taichi runs, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Kojima stays up!! Fans rally up and Kojima powers up again. But Taichi gets around, only for Kojima to fight the saido! ZSJ wrenches the arm to PELE, then he intercepts Tenzan! DANGEROUS SAIDO! Cover, TWO!! Kojima survives so ZSJ stomps Tenzan out. PENALTY KICK for Kojima! Tenzan is back up and ZSJ eggs him on. ZSJ dodges Tenzan to get him in an IRON OCTOPUS!

Taichi fires up and fans rally as he goes for Kojima. POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! Kojima survives but Taichi won’t stop here! BLACK MEPHISTO!! Cover, Tekkers win!

Winners: The Dangerous Tekker, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Kojima & Tenzan earn 0)

And the champions are still the top of the block! Will the Holy Emperor & Submission Master continue to dominate the Heavyweight Tag Division and add those trophies to their collection?

 

World Tag League 2021: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Guerrillas of Destiny!

The Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter of Chaos have been on the outside looking in when it comes to the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships, but this could be their chance! Will they #TurnItAllAround against the former champions? Or will they fail to #GetBackUp against the Good Bad Guy & the Silverback?

GoD Low Sweet then teams sort out. Goto and Tama start and fans rally at the bell. Tama and Goto circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Goto finds a point of leverage to push Tama to the ropes. Red Shoes calls for the break and Goto lets off. Tama takes the vest off already and he circles with Goto. Fans rally up, they tie up, and are in another deadlock. This time, Tama finds leverage to push Goto back. Goto pushes back! Tama turns things around to put Goto on the ropes. Red Shoes calls the break, Tama lets off but then throws body shots and haymakers! Tama whips, Goto runs him over! Fans cheer, things speed up and Tama hurdles, only to turn around into a headlock!

Tama powers out to run Goto over now! But Goto avoids the elbow drop to headlock. Tama tries to power out but Goto holds tight! Tama tries again, but again Goto holds tight. Tama throws body shots, powers out but Hashi tags in. Goto dodges, then he and Hashi run Tama over! HIP TOSS SENTON! Loa gets in but he gets hammered by Goto-Hashi! Hashi stomps Tama, drags him up to elbow him in the back, then CHOP him against the ropes! Hashi CLUBS Tama, CHOPS him again, then brings him around to ROCK with a forearm. Hashi whips, Tama reverses but Hashi holds ropes to BOOT back. Loa swings on Hashi but Hashi ducks to DECK Loa! But Tama dropkicks Hashi!

Tama DECKS Goto, Loa drags Hashi out to RAM him into railing! Loa then whips Hashi into more railing! Hashi falls in a heap and Loa mocks his pain. Tama stomps Goto then whips him into railing. Loa RAMS Hashi into the apron and the ring count starts. Tama goes in at 7 of 20 but Loa CHOKES Hashi. Loa puts Hashi in at 15 for Tama to drop elbow after elbow on! Tama drags Hashi up, throws hands down on him, then brings up again to tag in Loa. Snap suplex to slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! Loa drags Hashi up, and RAMS his shoulder in again and again. Red Shoes reprimands but Loa digs his shoulder in.

Loa snapmares Hahsi and wraps on a chinlock. Hashi endures, fans rally up but Loa grinds Hashi down to the mat. Goto gets in and stomps Loa, but Tama gets in to DECK Goto! Tama goes out to stomp Goto, Red Shoes reprimands, but Loa gets Hashi up. Loa scoops Hashi for a SLAM into the drop zone. Tag to Tama, he slingshot sentons now! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Hashi throws body shots. Tama brings Hashi up and fires body shots in the corner. Goto protests but Loa gets away with a cheap shot while Red Shoes is busy with him. Loa tags in, he drags Hashi up and RAMS him into the corner! Loa choke sHashi, lets off at 4, and then he taunts Goto.

Fans rally, Loa goes back to Hashi to choke him more! Goto gets in to go after Loa! Tama protests now but Goto runs, into a SPEAR! Hashi DECKS Tama to fire off on Loa! Hashi whips, Loa reverses to kick, kick and ENZIGURI! Loa scoops Hashi up, to POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! But Loa clamps on the OG KILLER! Hashi endures, fans rally up, Hashi reaches for ropes but Loa pulls him back even more! Hashi crawls over, ROPEBREAK! Loa lets go in frustration and argues with Red Shoes. Hashi didn’t quite, despite what Loa says. Goto and the fans rally, Loa scoops but Hashi slips off to shove Loa into a forearm! Hashi then runs to BLOCKBUSTER!

Both Hashi and Loa are down, but Hashi crawls over. Fans rally up as Hashi gets the hot tag to Goto! Goto DECKS Tama, then goes to Loa. Loa headbutts low, whips Goto to a corner, but runs into a BOOT! Goto runs, LARIATS, but Loa stays up! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, Loa runs but Goto ducks to LARIAT Loa down! Fans fire up with Goto as he runs in, but Loa boots him! Goto comes back, blocks the boot and clotheslines to a BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto gets Loa back up, Loa uppercuts! Loa runs, but Goto ROCKS him with a forearm! Tama attacks from behind! Tama whips Goto to a corner but Goto comes back to run Tama over!

Loa goes after Goto with clubbing forearms, then he whips Goto to a corner, but Goto reverses and runs in, only to miss! Tama runs in to SPLASH Goto in the corner! Loa gets Goto up, whips him out to put him back in and clothesline! EXPLODER! But Goto’s right back up! Only for Loa to dropkick him back down! Loa gets Goto up and hits a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Goto survives! Loa tags Tama, they get Goto up and double whip. Goto ROCKS Tama, then deflects Loa’s boot to DISCUS LARIAT! Tama kicks, runs, but Goto follows to LARIAT! Fans fire up, Goto crawls over, hot tag to Hashi!

Hashi runs in to CHOP Tama at the corner! Then whip and CHOP! Mule kick, whip, but Tama reverses, only for Hashi to RANA! Fans fire up with Hashi as he runs in again, clothesline to NECK- NO! Tama elbows free, but Hashi kicks low. Hashi whips, Tama reverses and SPLASHES! Hashi staggers, Tama gets him up to dragon sleeper. Goto runs in so Tama drops Hashi to fires off strikes. Tama EuroUppers again and again, then whips. Goto reverses, fireman’s carries, but Tama slips out, only to get Hashi’s SUPERKICK! Loa returns but he gets double kick to the HEADBUSTER! Goto-Hashi get Tama up, but Tama fights off the combo move!

Tama suplexes but Goto resists. Goto suplexes, Hashi helps out, G Y R!! Cover, TWO!! Tama survives but Hashi has the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Goto keeps Loa down on the outside while Tama endures! Tama reaches, moves around, Goto has Loa down with a sleeper! Fans rally, Tama reaches, Hashi gets the arm for a KIMURA-FLY! But Loa powers up with a second wind to fall onto Hashi! Tama is free and fans fire up! Goto and Hashi double whip Loa, but Loa DOUBLE LARIATS them! Fans fire up as GoD get Hashi up! BACK SUPLEX NECKBREKER! Cover, TWO! Tama can’t believe it, but he hurries up top.

Loa has the other corner, DIVING HEADBUTT to SUPREME FLOW!! Cover, TWO!?! Hashi is still in this and Tama can’t believe it! Fans rally up, GoD drags Hashi up, MAGIC KILLER!! Cover, Goto breaks it in time!! Loa drags Goto up, Goto fires both guerrillas! Tama kicks low, he and Loa coordinate but Goto fights them off again! Loa body shots but Goto runs. Loa dodges, but Goto fireman’s carries! USHIGOROSHI! Tama GUN STUNS Goto!! Tama fires up and aims at Hashi. Fans are thunderous as Tama gets Hashi up and underhooks, but Hashi fights to trip up and jackknife! TWO!! Tama blocks a clothesline but Hashi blocks Gun Stun! KARMA CRADLE! GOTO-HASHI WIN!!!

Winner: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Guerrillas earn 0)

WHOA~! Chaos just took down GoD!! Tama & Loa just dropped out of the top of the block and are furious! Will they be able to recover from this? As for Goto-Hashi, they take a moment to catch their breath before Hashi speaks. “Our second win! World Tag League is just getting started. This series is a long haul. But at the end of it all, I and Goto-san will be the victors! It’ll only take us a moment to capture those World Tag League trophies!” Mic drop! Will Hashi & Goto keep this momentum going to finally reach the top of the Heavyweight Tag Division?

 

Here are the current World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 3-0, 6 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 3-0, 6 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-0, 6 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 2-1, 4 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 2-1, 4 points
The United Empire: 2-1, 4 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 2-1, 4 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 1-2, 2 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 0-3, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 0-3, 0 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-3, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-3, 0 points


My Thoughts:

Alright, now this round of World Tag League got things going. I’m loving that Yano & Tanahashi are undefeated, and I’m rather surprised we’ve got four 0-3 teams, with Evil & Yujiro being one of them. Hell, Chase & Fale are surprises at 2-1. I like that there’s more going on between Khan and Suzuki, that should be a great 1v1 match. Of course Tekkers win to stay undefeated, as do LIJ, but in a surprise, Goto-Hashi take Guerrillas down to kinda change up how it felt like GoD was going to take this. In the same way Hashi finally got a title in NJPW with the NEVER Openweight Six Man titles, I wonder if he’ll get the WTL trophies as a way to reward his perseverance.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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