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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (11/23/21)

World Tag League, Round 4!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

Undefeated teams battle in the main event!

Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Sanada & Naito are undefeated, but so are Yano & Tanahashi! Will LIJ be able to trump The Joker & The Ace?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • World Tag League 2021: Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI; Goto & Hashi win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo; Takahashi & Evil win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale; Chase & Fale win.
  • World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Guerrillas of Destiny; Guerrillas of Destiny win.
  • World Tag League 2021: The United Empire VS The Dangerous Tekkers; The United Empire wins.
  • World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA & Tetsuya Naito; Sanada & Naito win.

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Here are the current World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 3-0, 6 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 3-0, 6 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-0, 6 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 2-1, 4 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 2-1, 4 points
The United Empire: 2-1, 4 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 2-1, 4 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 1-2, 2 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 0-3, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 0-3, 0 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-3, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-3, 0 points

 

World Tag League 2021: Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI!

Blue Justice and the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion are floundering at the bottom of the block, but they could still change their luck! Will the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter be the first to fall? Or will Goto-Hashi always #GetBackUp?

The teams sort out, and fans cheer as Goto starts with Nagata. They circle, tie up, and Nagata waistlocks. Goto wrenches free to a wristlock but Nagata wrenches through and around to then wristlock back. Goto gets the ropes so Nagata lets off clean. They go again, Goto waistlocks but Nagata wrenches the arm. Goto puts Nagata on the ropes, lets off slowly, pats the shoulders then CHOPS! Nagata shrugs that off and KICKS away on a leg! Nagata fires forearms, Hashi tags in as Nagatao whips and Goto reverses. They double shoulder Nagata down, then coordinate, only for the hip toss senton to miss! Nagata kicks and throws Goto out then stomps Hashi down.

Nagata tags Tiger Mask and he kicks away on Hashi in the corner. Tiger snapmares and wraps on a chinlock. Tiger then gets the arms and pulls back, and stands on Hashi’s back for a deeper motorcycle stretch. Hashi endures, so Tiger jams an elbow into Hashi’s forehead. Tiger brings Hashi up to rock with a forearm, then another against the ropes. Tiger KNEES low, then again, and he KICKS Hashi to an open corner. Tiger snapmares Hashi down, has the arm for a grounded cording hold, but Hashi endures. Tiger lets off to drop a knee on Hashi’s head! Cover, TWO! Tag to Nagata, he snapmares Hashi and KICKS him in the back! Nagata BOOTS Goto for good measure!

Nagata wrenches Hashi’s arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Nagata CLUBS Hashi then wrenches again to another ELBOW BREAKER! Nagata kicks the bad arm, then brings Hashi up to knee him low. Nagata KICKS Hashi in the chest but Hashi eggs him on! Fans rally up and Nagata KICKS again. Hashi stays up, blocks the next kick to CLUB the leg, but Nagata ROCKS him with a forearm! Nagata runs but into a BLOCKBUSTER from Hashi! Fans rally while both men are down and crawling. Hashi makes it over, hot tag to Goto! Goto rallies on Nagata, hits Tiger Mask, but Nagata hits back. Nagata runs, Goto follows and LARIATS Nagata down!

Goto stands Nagata up for forearms, then whips him to a corner. Goto runs in to MURAMASA! And then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto fireman’s carries but Nagata slips off! Goto fires off forearms, whips but Nagata rolls to dodge! Nagata fakes Goto out to dropkick the legs out! Nagata runs and boots but Goto blocks to get a waistlock! Nagata elbows out but Goto deflects the boot to DISCUS! Fans rally up again while both men are down, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi CHOPS Nagata in the corner! Hashi whips to CHOP again! And then mule kick to a turn, but Nagata fights the neckbreaker. Hashi CHOPS again, runs, but into a kitchen sink knee!

Tag to Tiger Mask and he sobats Hashi, then sobats again! Hashi ends up in a corner, Tiger Mask KICKS him down! Tiger gets Hashi up to the top rope, climbs up, underhooks the arms, and fans rally up as Hashi resists. Hashi throws body shots, knocks Tiger down, but Tiger ROCKS him with a haymaker! Tiger goes back up, underhooks the arms, but Hashi fights again! So Tiger changes it to a SUPER ARM-DRAG! Cover, TWO!! Tiger gets Hashi up, underhooks the arms but Hashi blocks and slips out. Tiger gets a crucifix takedown! TWO, but Tiger gets the arms! DOUBLE FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Goto runs in but into Nagata’s CROSSFACE! Goto-Hashi endures dual submissions!

Tiger changes to have a hammerlock and pulls Hashi way back! But Hashi uses that to get a ropebreak with a foot! Goto-Hashi are let go and Nagata kicks Goto out. Nagata and Tiger double whip Hashi to a corner, and Nagata runs corner to corner to BOOT! Nagata feeds Hashi to Tiger’s sobat, then Nagata reels Hashi in for an EXPLODER! Tiger gets Hashi up, underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, Goto breaks it in time! Nagata throws Goto back out, Tiger drags Hashi up and reels him in to chicken wing the arms. Hashi fights the Tiger Suplex and backs Tiger into buckles! Hashi dodges Tiger’s clothesline to spinning mule kick!

Goto gets in, hooks Tiger up, Hashi runs in, BLOCKBUSTER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Hashi gets the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Tiger endures and fans rally up while Goto keeps Nagata out. Hashi gets Tiger’s arm for the Kimura-Fly but Nagata gets in to CLUB Hashi! Goto goes after Nagata and whips him to a corner. Goto whips Hashi in but Nagata dodges! Nagata waistlocks Goto but Goto ducks and Hashi SUPERKICKS! Tiger BOOTS Hashi, but Goto gets him for a suplex! Goto-Hashi combine but Tiger fights out! But Goto ducks the clothesline and Hashi SUPERKICKS! Fireman’s carry, SUPERKICK to Ushigoroshi throw, then Hashi gets the legs! SHOKOU! Cover, Goto-Hashi wins!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Nagata & Tiger Mask earn 0)

Another big win for Chaos! Will they be able to keep going until they’re at the top? As for Blue Justice and Tiger Mask, will they have to try harder next round to finally get on the board?

 

World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

#TenCozy is struggling, but not as bad as the House of Torture. Will Darkness Fall when the Tokyo Pimp & King of Darkness take on these #ThirdGen members?

Bullet Club Low Sweets and then they go after TenCozy! The bell rings to get this on record as Evil CLUBS Tenzan down and Yujiro puts Kojima in a corner for stomps and CHOPS! Evil and Yujiro whip TenCozy at each other but TenCozy reverses to send Evil and Yujiro crashing into each other! Fans fire up as TenCozy stomps Yujiro then whips him to ropes for double shoulders! Then they go after Evil for forearms, Mongolian Chops, repeat! Kojima adds his own Mongolian Chops! Tenzan stomps Evil while Kojima goes to the corner. Tenzan CLUBS Evil, and CLUBS him again. Evil rakes Tenzan’s eyes! Evil whips Tenzan in, and surprise! Bare buckles in the blue corner!

Evil DECKS Kojima and Kojima hits railing! Evil drags Tenzan outside and RAMS him into commentary! Commentary is sturdier than the timekeeper’s area, but Evil gets a chair to JAM Tenzan in the stomach! Evil wants them to clap but no one claps. Evil stands on Tenzan’s chest, then puts him in the ring. Evil covers, TWO! Evil argues the count but the ref defends it. Tag to Yujiro, he whips Tenzan into the bare buckles! Tenzan falls, Yujiro covers, TWO! Fans cheer but Yujiro rains down fists on Tenzan’s head. Yujiro lets off to tag Evil and he uses the House of Torture sure to choke Tenzan! Kojima protests but the ref keeps him back. Evil lets off to cover, TWO!

Tag to Yujiro, he drags Tenzan up. Tenzan throws body shots and haymakers but Yujiro knees low. Yujiro snapmares, runs and basement BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Yujiro tags in Evil and he drags Tenzan back while egging Kojima on. The ref keeps Kojima back while Evil puts Tenzan in a cobra twist. Dick and Yujiro link up with Evil, and Evil gets away with it before the ref sees. Cover, TWO! Evil again argues the count but then he taunts Tenzan. Tenzan hits back with big forearms! Evil rakes Tenzan’s eyes! Evil runs, but into a WHEEL KICK! Fans rally up, hot tag to Kojima! Kojima rallies on Bullet Club, kicks and whips but Evil reverses, only for Kojima to CLOBBER him!

Evil hurries to a corner but Kojima runs in to stomp and MACHINE GUN CHOP! Yujiro runs in but gets added to the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Kojima lets Yujiro go so he can fire off MORE CHOPS on Evil! Kojima whips Evil to a corner, then runs in to forearm smash! Kojima shoves Evil down so he can climb up, but Evil grabs at the ref to keep him from seeing Dick trip Kojima! Dick RAMS Kojima into railing, then puts him in for Evil to cover. TWO, and Evil is annoyed. Evil stands on Kojima’s head while fans rally up. Evil drags Kojima up, Kojima fires off forearms! ROLLING ELBOW! Then a DDT! Cover, TWO!

Kojima drags Evil up to cravat but Evil pulls hair to stop the cutter. Kojima kicks and runs but stops as Dick has a chair! The ref reprimands Dick, Evil reels Kojima in. Kojima elbows free and runs but Yujiro trips him up! Evil tags Yujiro in, Yujiro knees low then knees Kojima against ropes. Yujiro runs to BOOT Kojima! Yujiro keeps going but Kojima kicks him to COZY CUTTER! Fans rally up and Kojima crawls, hot tag to Tenzan! Tenzan rallies on Yujiro and fans fire up as he fires off Mongolian Chops! Yuijro ends up in a corner, Tenzan stomps and headbutts, then CHOPS and stomps. Tenzan whips corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines!

Tenzan calls his shot, but Yujiro BITES the hand! The ref reprimands, Yujiro CLUBS the arm, then throws forearms. Tenzan hits back, Yujiro staggers, but he blocks the boot to throw Tenzan down! Basement boot! Evil gets in to baseball slide Kojima! Evil and Yujiro double whip Tenzan, Yujiro runs in and BOOTS! Evil runs in to clothesline! Evil then fisherman’s but Tenzan resists, and suplexes Evil away! Yujiro kicks Tenzan, runs but into a MOUNTAIN BOMB! Cover, TWO! Tenzan stomps Yujiro, drags him up, but Yujiro BITES the hand again! Yujiro runs, but into the TENCOZY CUTTER! Tenzan covers, Evil breaks it!

Kojima kicks Evil, CLUBS him then kicks him out. Dick gets up but Kojima DECKS him! Kojima goes out after Evil while Tenzan puts Yujiro in the ANACONDA VICE! Yujiro fights up but into the ANACONDA BUSTER! And the vice is back on! Dick distracts the ref, the ref wants to confiscate the choker! Tenzan lets Yujiro go, Evil shoves him into the ref! Evil LOW BLOWS Tenzan! But Kojima fires off on Evil! Armband comes off but Evil gets around to LOW BLOW! CANE SHOT from Yujiro! The House of Torture sets Tenzan up, CANE SHOT! Yujiro drags Tenzan up, for BIG JUICE! Cover, the House of Torture wins!

Winners: Yujiro Takahashi & Evil, by pinfall (gain 2 points; TenCozy earns 0)

By hook and by crook, Yujiro & Evil are on the board! How much lower will they stoop as they look to get up the block?

 

World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale!

The Great Bash Heels are hungry for that first win, but the Crown Jewel & Rogue General might be a bit too much. Will Everyone’s Kokeshi & Rampaging King Kong bite off more than they can chew here and choke in round 4?

The moment GBH is in the ring, Chase & Fale pounce! The bell rings to put this on record as Fale chokes Makabe and Chase stomps Honma. Honma fights back, turns it around, as does Makabe. Honma whips Chase in and Chase collides with Fale. Honma then runs Chsae over, and Makabe whips Fale into Honma’s lariat! Fale stays up, so Makabe lariats! Fale still stays up, GBH double whip and double shoulder him down! Fans fire up as Honma stomps Fale. Fale gets up, Honma clubs him with elbows. Honma tries to scoop but Fale’s really big. Fans rally up as Honma keeps trying, but he has to give up.

Honma ducks the big haymakers, tries again, but falls over with Fale’s weight! Fale covers, TWO! Chase gets in to DECK Makabe! Fale stomps Honma, drags him up and bump him off buckles. Tag to Chase, rams into Honma over and over, then throws a hard body shot! Chaes stomps Honma, digs his knee into the stomach, but lets off as the ref counts. Chase drags Honma around, stomps and digs his heel in, then stomps again. Tag to Fale, he and Chase stand on Honma’s back! Salute! Chase hops off to egg Makabe on while Fale adds as much weight as he can. Fale lets off, covers, TWO! Fale drags Honma up, fans rally, and Honma CHOPS and CHOPS, but Fale ROCKS him with a body shot.

Tag to Chase, they mug Honma, Fale DECKS Makabe! Chase gets Honma up, he and Fale double whip to then body shot, knee lift and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chase wraps on a bearhug and squeezes Honma. Chase headstands to add as much pressure as he can on the hold but Honma endures. Chase lets off to knee Honma in the back, then he stands on Honma’s head while he tags Fale. Fale stomps Honma, drags him up, then scoops to SLAM him. Fale runs to drop an elbow, but misses as Honma moves! Fans rally up, Honma crawls over, hot tag to Makabe! Makabe rams Fale, DECKS Chase, then clotheslines Fale in the corner! Makabe climbs up to rain down fists!

Chase stops Makabe, whips him away, but Makabe reverses and runs in to clothesline! And then he clotheslines Fale! Back to Chase! Back to Fale! Makabe laughs and fans fire up as Makabe brings Fale around. Fale blocks the lift to CLUB away on Makabe. Fale runs but Makabe LAIRATS! Cover, TWO! Makabe drags Fale up, puts him in a corner and fires forearms. Makabe whips corner to corner, Fale reverses then runs in to SPLASH! Fale shoves Makabe down to drop the elbow! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Makabe survives, but Fale is on him with big clubbing forearms! Fale runs but into a SPEAR! Fans rally up while both men are down! Hot tags to Chase and Honma!

Chase BOOTS and clubs away with elbows. Chase uppercuts, runs, but into a back elbow! Honma runs to run Chase over! Fans fire up and Honma puts some stank on his CHOP! And again! And again! Honma whips corner to corner and back elbows! Then BULLDOGS! Honma fires up and runs, KOKESHI! Fans fire up while Chase writhes. Honma gets Chase up, suplexes high and hard, then covers, TWO! Honma and Makabe coordinate while Chase gets up, CLOTHESLINE SANDWICH! Honma runs to add the RUNNING KOKESHI! Cover, Fale breaks it! Fale also knocks Makabe down, then he choke grips Honma! The ref reprimands, Makabe saves Honma but Fale hits him back.

Chase knocks Makabe down, and then Bullet Club gets Honma. But Makabe stops the Grenade again! Chase swings but Makabe counter punches! Makabe fires haymakers on both Chase and Fale, but Fale CLUBS Makabe. Fale throws a body shot, he and Chase whip but Makabe breaks the clothesline! Chase ducks Makabe’s clothesline but Fale is staggered. Chase gets Makabe but Makabe fights off the Grenade! Makabe elbows Chase away, then runs, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Bullet Club down! Honma gets up, Makabe whips Chase his way for the LEAPING KOKESHI! Cover, TWO!! Chase survives but GBH fires up!

Honma gets Chase up but Chase fights the scoop! Chase throws a body shot, fires off a strike fest, but Honma headbutts! Honma runs but Chase DUNK the headbutt! SHI TRIGGER! Then he gets Honma up and tucks him in, PACKAGE DRIVER! Cover, Bullet Club wins!

Winners: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Honma & Makabe earn 0)

Chase & Fale get another one! Are they proving that Bullet Club still has more than one strong tag team?

 

World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Guerrillas of Destiny!

To think the Blue Playmaker and Meanest Man in the World would be winless after three! But can they pounce on the Silverback and Good Bad Guy after they fell last round? Or will Tanga Loa & Tama Tonga redeem themselves here at Suzuki-Gun’s expense?

Suzuki-Gun doesn’t even wait for GOD to make it to the ring! They brawl at the entryway! Taka has Tama and POSTS him, Suzuki headlocks Loa to smack him off the apron! Taka stomps Tama down, Suzuki ROCKS Loa. The ref reprimands but the attack continues! Suzuki even mugs Jado and puts him in a sleeper hold! Suzuki throws Jado down, takes his kendo stick, and uses it to choke Loa! The bell rings to put this on the record and the ref reprimands. Taka lets off Tama, Suzuki drags Loa up so Taka can BOOT him! Suzuki puts Loa in the ring, then Suzuki gets in and eggs him on. Suzuki kicks Loa around, stomps him down, then eggs him on more.

Loa throws shoulders, body shots, but Suzuki headbutts Loa down! Tag to Taka, Taka stomps Loa down. Taka drags Loa up, knees him low then whips him to ropes. Loa reverses and CLOBBERS Taka! Loa throws Taka out, Tama goes after Taka and bumps him off the apron! Then throws him into railing! Loa goes after Suzuki the same way! Taka is sent into railing, then Tama chokes him! Loa whips Suzuki into railing! Tama claws Taka on the back! Loa chokes Suzuki with cable! The ref reprimands, a ring count starts, but Tama lets off to put Taka in the ring for Loa. Loa drags Taka up and tags Tama in. Scoop SLAM then slingshot senton! Tama takes off the vest!

Tama stomps Taka, the ref has to keep Suzuki back because he has a chair! Suzuki lets the ref have the chair but the ref won’t let him go after Tama. Tama CLUBS Taka in the chest, but he talks trash to Suzuki. Tama stands Taka up to dropkick him down, then he DECKS Suzuki! The ref has to keep Suzuki out again, Tama tags Loa. Snap suplex to slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! Loa sits Taka up for a chinlock and grinds him to the mat. Taka endures, flails around, but Loa sits Taka up to lean on him. Tama eggs Suzuki on as he has Jado’s kendo stick but Suzuki gets the chair! They duel on the outside! Suzuki is backing Tama down but Tama bumps Suzuki off the apron!

Loa sets Taka down while Tama headlocks and rakes Suzuki’s eyes. Loa stands Taka up to headbutt! Loa brings Taka around to whip and clothesline in the corner! Tama stands Taka up, claws at his face, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Taka crawls but Loa stands him up to dragon sleeper and backbreaker! Then Loa suplexes and holds Taka up for a JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Taka crawls to the open corner. Loa runs in to clothesline! Then he whips Taka corner to corner, but runs into boots. Loa comes back but Taka dodges to SHINING WIZARD! Taka flounders, hot tag to Suzuki!

Suzuki BOOTS Tama down, then throws knees on Loa. Suzuki whips corner to corner then runs in to BOOT! Suzuki snapmares Loa down to run and PENALTY KICK! One foot cover, TWO! Suzuki eggs Loa on, kicks him around, then KICKS him in the chest. Loa snarls but Suzuki KICKS again! And again! Loa roars, Suzuki ROCKS him with a right! Suzuki runs, into a SPEAR! Loa crawls, tag to Tama! Tama drags Suzuki up to fireman’s carry but Suzuki slips off to SLEEPER! Tama elbows free, whips but Suzuki reverses and follows, ducks and SLEEPERS! Taka tags in to BOOT Loa down! Suzuki-Gun double whips and Taka clotheslines! Suzuki BOOTS!

Suzuki brings Tama around to ROCK with a forearm! Taka aims, SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Cover, Loa breaks it! Suzuki drags Loa up but Loa DECKS him! Taka BOOTS Loa! Tama SUPER FOREARMS Taka! Taka runs to BOOT Tama! Taka scoops, but Tama slips out, NECKBREAKR! Fans fire up as Tama gets Taka up, but Suzuki SLEEPER HOLDS! He spins Tama, but Loa CLOBBERS Suzuki! Loa and Tama get Suzuki up, MAGIC KILLER!! Tama wants Taka to get up, and Loa talks trash right to his face! Taka slowly stands, the Guerrillas set him up, but Taka fights out of Magic Killer! Taka forearms and CHOPS Tama, then SLAPS Loa!

Taka runs, into the back suplex NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Tama is furious but he pounds the mat. Taka flounders, Tama aims, GUN- NO! Taka shoves Tama down, LA MAGISTROL! TWO!! Tama escapes, gets Taka up but Taka CALF KICKS! Taka fires up, but runs into GUN STUN!! Cover, Guerrillas win!!

Winners: Guerrillas of Destiny, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Suzuki-Gun earns 0)

Another round, another loss, but Suzuki wants more! The Young Lions hold him back and get him out of there! So Suzuki takes it out on them with the CHAIR SHOTS! Will Suzuki & Taka ever get on the board? As for Tama & Loa, will they keep fighthing until they find their way back to the top?

 

World Tag League 2021: The United Empire VS The Dangerous Tekkers!

Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare won against Suzuki-Gun, but it didn’t really feel like it with Suzuki himself continuing the fight. Will they have an even worse time against the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions?

The Dominator doesn’t move from the center so the Holy Emperor “sings” right in his face. The Submission Master boasts, but the Ultimate Weapon is raring to go. The teams sort out, Khan starts against Zack Sabre Jr. Fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out as they go around. Khan shoots in but ZSJ blocks to facelock. Khan slips around but ZSJ switches it back. ZSJ keeps the facelock but Khan gets away and the two stand off. They reset while fans cheer, and the two go again. ZSJ headlocks, Khan wrenches an arm, but ZSJ goes for a leg. Khan gets a chinlock to fight the toehold, but ZSJ fights up.

Khan keeps on ZSJ with an armlock but ZSJ turns that around. Khan rolls, ZSJ tries a cover, ONE. Khan keeps moving around to get the gut wrench! ZSJ lands on his feet, wrenches to a top wristlock and he wrangles Khan down! Khan scrambles around, and gets the ropebreak! ZSJ lets off, to STOMP the arm! ZSJ drags Khan up to wrench, then he tags in Taichi. ZSJ tortures the arm while Taichi stomps Khan down. Khan stomps Khan more then snapmares for a KICK to the back! Cover, TWO! Taichi stands on Khan’s hair, then on Khan’s arm. Henare gets in and goes after Taichi but Taichi kicks and CLUBS him down. Taichi goes after Khan but end sup in an IRON CLAW SLEEPER

Henare BOOTS ZSJ down then mugs Taichi with fast hands. Khan hits Mongolian Chops! Khan gets Taichi up for Henare to knee low and hard! Taichi writhes on the mat, the ref reprimands Henare but Khan chokes Taichi! The ref reprimands Khan now and counts, Khan stops at 4. Khan mockingly asks what’s wrong, then he clamps the iron claw into the ribs! Taichi gets the ropebreak but Khan stops at 4. Khan laughs at Taichi’s pain, then he drags Taichi up at the ropes. Khan facelocks and brings Taichi over, Henare tags in.

The United Empire mugs Taichi more. Taichi gives back kicks but Henare eggs him on. Henare then DECKS Taichi with a forearm and rains down more shots in the corner. ZSJ gets in but Khan intercepts to throw him down! Henare digs his boots in, the ref counts, Henare lets off. Khan gets in the ref’s face, and Henare digs his boots back in. The ref still counts, Khan adds on! The ref gets Henare to stop but Khan gets away with the heel in Taichi’s ribs. Henare drags Taichi up, fans rally, Henare suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Henare keeps cool as he drags Taichi back up. Henare gives Kowata Kicks to Taichi, but he’s more toying than anything.

Taichi gets up and KICKS Henare’s leg. Henare ROCK Shim with a right! Henare whips but Taichi reverses to DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Both men are down and fans rally up. Hot tag to ZSJ! ZSJ runs and BOOTS Khan off the corner! ZSJ EuroUppers away on Henare, then eggs him on. Henare ROCKS him with forearms and CHOPS and then another forearm! Henare eggs ZSJ on, ZSJ wrenches and PELES the arm, then sweeps the legs! PENALTY KICK! Cover, ONE! Henare is up but ZSJ give shim more EuroUppers. Henare ROCKS ZSJ again! ZSJ gets a leg to trip Henare and KNEE JAMMER! And another!

ZSJ paces, gets the leg for a modified toehold, using his head as a point of leverage against the ankle, then another KNEE JAMMER! Fans rally while Henare clutches his leg. ZSJ kicks at Henare, Henare gets up and ZSJ KICKS the leg! And again! Henare seethes, jumps the kick but ZSJ ducks a kick to fire off palm strikes, Henare ELBOW JABS! Then SPINNING KICKS into a HEEL HOOK! ZSJ has Henare down, Henare endures and crawls, fans rally up! Henare gets the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go but the damage is done. ZSJ stomps the leg, KICKS it, but Henare gets up. ZSJ KICKS the leg more, but Henare blocks to KICK ZSJ down!

Henare grits his teeth, KICKS ZSJ down again, then waits for ZSJ to get up. He KICKS ZSJ down again, covers, TWO! ZSJ blocks the next kick to an ANKLE LOCK! Henare breaks free but ZSJ boots him to a corner! ZSJ dodges Henare’s return to go up and around and GUILLOTINE! Henare stays on his feet and powers up to suplex free! ZSJ lands to wrench and OCTOPUS, but Henare powers out to a SAMOAN DROP! Fans rally up while both men are down. Henare crawls, hot tag to Khan! Khan DECKS Taichi, blocks ZSJ’s boot and drops to get ZSJ for a HEEL HOOK! ZSJ flails and reaches, but he turns around to get Khan for a HEEL HOOK!

Khan fights up to a cover, TWO! Khan goes for an arm, ZSJ reels him in for an Octopus, but Khan fights that off. ZSJ chinlocks, but Khan gets HITSUJIGOROSHI! ZSJ is fading as Khan thrashes him around! Khan then scoops, but ZSJ slips out and body scissors. Khan blocks the takedown to pop ZSJ into the iron claw! ELIMI- NO! ZSJ has the TRIANGLE! Khan stays standing, even as ZSJ pulls his arm! Khan lifts ZSJ, pops him around to a waistlock, but ZSJ elbows free to SAYANAGI! Both men are down after the throw, ZSJ tags in Taichi! Taichi KICKS Khan in the chest, and again, and again! Khan flops over but Taichi makes him kiss his boot! That’s usually Khan’s thing!

Taichi drags Khan up to give him Kowata Kicks! Khan fires up and iron claws the ribs! Taichi breaks free to CHOKE Khan! The ref counts, Taichi lets off at 4 to then whip Khan to a corner. Khan reverses, runs in but misses! GAMANGIRI! Henare gets in to whip Taichi, but Taichi comes back to AX BOMBER! Fans fire up because OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi waits for Khan to get up, but Khan ducks the buzzsaw! Kahn swings but Taichi gets around, DANGER- NO! Khan slips out and gets a bearhug! Taichi throws elbows but Khan squeezes tighter! Taichi BELL CLAPS free! Khan staggers, Taichi comes back, but into HITSUJIGOROSHI!

But then Khan scoops Taichi for a BACKBREAKER, and Henare STOMPS Taichi down! Cover, ZSJ breaks it! Henare throws ZSJ into a corner and chokes him! Khan calls for it as Henare keeps ZSJ down in a corner. Khan clamps the claw onto Taichi, drags him up, ELIMIN- NO! Taichi slips out to SEITEIJYUJIRYOU! And ZSJ drags Henare down to an STF! Then DOUBLE ARMBAR! Khan refuses to quit, but Taichi cranks harder on the plum! Khan pushes forward and falls to the ropebreak! The Tekkers let the Empire out of the submission holds and fans rally up. Taichi snarls while Khan crawls away.

Taichi gets up, Khan follows. Taichi runs to BOOT! Khan Mongolian Chops! Taichi sobats, Khan BOOTS, Taichi GAMANGIRIS! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Taichi roars as he rises and he drags Khan back up. DANGEROUS SAIDO! Fans fire up while Taichi crawls to the cover, Henare breaks it! ZSJ stomps Henare out of the ring! ZSJ leaves it to Taichi and he gets back up. Taichi aims from a corner as Khan rises. TENSHOU- NO! Khan dodges, but Taichi boots the claw away! Khan blocks the superkick to iron claw! ELIMIN- NO! Taichi CHOKES Khan, ZSJ joins in, CHOKE SLAM BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!?!

Fans are thunderous and the Tekkers regroup. They drag Khan up, Alabama, but Henare POUNCES ZSJ! HEEL KICK for Taichi! Then SPIN HIGH KICK! Henare fires off on ZSJ, snapmare but ZSJ snapmares back to NECK TWIST! ZSJ runs in to EuroUpper Khan! And give more EuroUppers Khan gets around, Iron Claw to the ELIMINATOR!! Khan roars, kicks ZSJ out, and aims at Taich. Taichi trips him up, TAICHI STYLE GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Khan narrowly escapes, but Taichi ROUNDHOUSES! But Henare fireman’s carries! Taichi slips off, Henare blocks the boot to body shot! IRON CLAW PUNCH! Fireman’s carry, FLAPJACK CUTTER! Cover, the Empire wins!!

Winners: The United Empire, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Dangerous Tekkers earn 0)

The champions have lost! Khan & Henare just got their biggest win as a team! Will the United Empire be primed to take these titles, even if they don’t win World Tag League?!

 

World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA & Tetsuya Naito!

Who would’ve guessed that The Joker & The Ace would make such a strong combination? But Los Ingobernables de Japon promised to take the tournament, completely untouched! Will they keep their word through the fourth round? Or will Yano & Tanahashi use love and energy, and a little bit of mischief, to keep the streak alive?

Naito seems to have his own sash to mock Yano’s. Yano gets impatient that Naito has to take that off on top of his fancy suit. Tanahashi shows off the muscles again and Yano then goes through the selection process. This time, it’ll be Yano who starts! Naito parodies Yano, even pointing to Tanahashi. In the end, LIJ fist bumps and they both step out. What? That’s not how this works! Yano gets impatient and wants someone to step up to him. So both LIJ members step in. They all do the school thug crouch! Finally, Sanada starts for his team and fans cheer. Yano crouches, Sanada just stares at him. Sanada then steps up to crouch with him!

Yano gets up, Sanada trips him up! Yano scrambles to avoid Paradise, so Sanada stomps him down. Sanada drags Yano up, whips him corner to corner but Yano reverses. Yano gloats but Sanada gets him before he can get the buckle! ROLLING CRADLE! They go around and around and around, and around, and around and around, and then Sanada covers. TWO, and Yano staggers around dizzily! Sanada trips him up but Yano kicks him away! Yano crawls away to tag Tanahashi in! Naito tags in, and fans cheer as the two circle. “Let’s Go, Ace!” starts up and Tanahashi tie sup with Naito. Naito gets around but Tanahashi switches.

Naito switches, Tanahahsi switches, Naito drags him down but Tanahashi switches back. Tanahashi headscissors, keeps Naito down, but Naito moves around to pop out and have the toehold. Tanahashi fights back, rear mount, and headlock! Fans cheer the exchange but Naito powers up. But Tanahashi holds tight as Naito tries to power out! Naito rolls to a cover, ONE, Tanahashi keeps the headlock. Naito throws body shots, powers out again, Tanahashi runs Naito over! Things spee dup, Tanahashi drops an elbow on Naito’s drop down! Sanada get sin but gets a kick! Yano & Tanahsahi double whip to double shoulder Sanada down!

Yano kicks Sanada out, Tanahshi scoop SLAMS Naito, to drop the elbow! Tanahashi goes up the corner but Sanada stops him! Sanada brings Tanahashi down and they fire forearms back and forth! Tanahashi gets th eedge, whips but Sanada reverses to double clothesline with Naito! They split the wishbone, then double basement dropkick! Sanada intercepts Yano at the apron, and uses the ropes as part of the Paradise Lock! Fans fire up while Naito RAMS Tanahashi into commentary! Red Shoes doesn’t want to touch the Paradise Lock so Yano’s stuck. Naito kicks and punches Tanahashi, to then whip him into railing!

Naito goes back to the ring, he wants the ring count on Tanahashi. Red Shoes starts the count, Naito looks down on Yano and acts like he can’t hea rhim. Tanahashi gets in at 13 of 20, Naito gets him up and tags in Sanada. LIJ mugs Tanahashi, Yano still wants to be set free. Sanada wrenches and CLUBS Tanahashi’s arm, then CLUBS him on the back. Sanada throws haymakers, and he DECKS Tanahashi. Sanada gets the legs and ties Tanahashi up in Paradise! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. They do get louder, and Sanada runs over to dropkick Tanahsahi out of Paradise, and into Yano! Yano gets knocked free, Sanada covers Tanahashi, TWO!

Sanada brings Tanahashi over, Naito tags in and mugs Tanahashi. Naito throws forearms, whips corner to corner then runs in to jump kick! Leg sweep, COMBINACION CABRON! Naito mocks the crouch, then stomps Tanahashi. Tag to Sanada, he drags Tanahashi up to CLUB him on the back. Tanahashi fires up to forearm. Sanada forearms back, and they go back and forth. Tanahashi fires off fast hands but Sanada dropkicks his legs out! Tag to Naito, he drags Tanahashi up. Fans rally as Naito cravats and wrenches the neck. Tanahashi throws body shots and is free to fire forearms! Naito fakes the punch to rake the eyes!

Naito reels Tanahashi in for back elbow after back elbow! Tanahashi goes to a corner, but he elbows back. CROSSBODY! Fans rally up as both men are down! Hot tag to Yano! Yano unties the buckle pad! Naito runs in, avoids the buckles, but Yano throws the pad to him. Red Shoes wants the pad, Naito points it at Yano. Red Shoes grabs the pad, Yano SLAPS Naito on the head! And then he unties another buckle pad! Sanada stomps Yano down, then Naito joins in. Tanahashi gets in but Sanada kicks him. Naito and Sanada take a buckle pad each, batter up! But Yano and Tanahashi both block, BUCKLE PAD DRAGON SCREW!

Tanahashi and Yano fire up, but Yano doesn’t want to dive. Tanahashi shouts for him to do it! Yano has no choice, but then Naito and Sanada trip them up and drag them out! Naito puts Yano into the ring, whips, but Yano holds ropes. Naito runs in, Yano dodges but gloats too long, Naito slaps Yano on the head! Naito runs but into an atomic drop! Yano has the legs but Naito pushes him away. Yano comes back, into an atomic drop! Naito has the legs, Yano drags him down to a cradle, TWO! Naito kicks, Yano blocks and pulls hair. Naito pulls hair, Yano breaks free but Naito full nelsons! Yano breaks free to full nelson but Naito breaks free to arm-drag and elbow, then basement dropkick!

Tag to Sanada, he fires forearms on Yano. Sanada whips, Yano reverses and pulls hair to throw Sanada down! Fans rally up, hot tag to Tanahashi! Sanada gets up, to get FLYING FOREARMS! Tanahashi fires up, drags Sanada up and scoop SLAM him into a drop zone! Tanahashi goes up the corner, SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi keeps focus as Sanada rises. Fans rally, Tanahashi runs, SLING- NO! Sanada sends Tanahashi into Naito’s atomic drop! Dropkick for dropkick, then fireman’s carry for the TKO! Cover, Yano breaks it! Naito throws Yano out and Sanada brings Tanahashi up in the dragon sleeper! Tanahashi endures, spins it around to a cradle, TWO!

Sanada forearms, Tanahashi dodges the rolling elbow to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Sanada stands, into the SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Tanahashi climbs! HIGH FLY FLOW FLOPS! Fans rally up and Sanada goes up! ROUNDING BODY- NO, he has to land on his feet! Yano grabs hair, Sanada breaks free, but atomic drop and CATAPLUT to SHOTEI! Tanahashi SHOTEIS Naito, Yano gets Naito and Tanahashi hits a DRAGON SCREW! Naito falls out of the ring Tanahashi runs at Sanada but into an O’Conner ROll! BRIDGE! LIJ WINS!!

Winners: Sanada & Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yano & Tanahashi earn 0)

The Ace got folded up, and now he and The Joker suffer their first loss as a team! Will they be able to redeem themselves in the next round? As for LIJ, they regroup, Naito telling Milano Collection AT they’ll hang out tomorrow. Sanada gets the mic to say he’ll “make a declaration in front of everyone. Sanada and Naito Te-chan will win the World Tag League in a snap. Sorry for the gimmick infringement.” Sanada also apologizes, but because of the lighting situation in the arena, he can’t give the fans a gift this time. But of everywhere in Kanagawa, Sanada loves Kawasaki the best. “OI, KAWASAKI! See You Next Time!” Will the Cold Skull and “Te-chan” stay hot this Fall and win it all?

 

Here are the NEW World Tag League Standings!

SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 4-0, 8 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-1, 6 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 3-1, 6 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 3-1, 6 points
The United Empire: 3-1, 6 points
Dangerous Tekkers: 3-1, 6 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 3-1, 6 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 1-3, 2 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 1-3, 2 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 0-4, 0 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-4, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-4, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great round for World Tag League! Though, the surprises weren’t really until the second half of the night. For actual match action, I probably would’ve put Empire VS Tekkers as the main event, especially with the champions losing here. Since WrestleKingdom 16 is three nights, the first two nights could definitely give us Tekkers VS Empire in a rematch from this, winner takes on the WTL winner. The main event they went with makes sense, though, because they were both undefeated teams fighting to be THE 4-0 team at the top of the block. LIJ make the logical choices here, Sanada is pretty much the tag team specialist of LIJ, he and Naito are gonna make a run for those trophies.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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