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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (12/12/21)

World Tag League, Round 11!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

Five teams, two spots, what’re the odds of making the finals?

World Tag League is almost over, and the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions are still alive! Will Dangerous Tekkers be fighting for the trophies?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan; TenCozy wins.
  • World Tag League 2021: Tiger Mask & Yuji Nagata VS Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe; Honma & Makabe win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale; Yano & Tanahashi win.
  • World Tag League 2021: The Guerrillas of Destiny VS The United Empire; The Guerrillas of Destiny win.
  • World Tag League 2021: SANADA & Tetsuya Naito VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo; Yujiro & Evil win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Dangerous Tekkers; Goto & Hashi win.

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Here are the current World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 8-2, 16 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 8-2, 16 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 8-2, 16 points
The United Empire: 7-3, 14 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 7-3, 14 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 6-4, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Guerrillas of Destiny: 6-4, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 6-4, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 2-8, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 1-9, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 1-9, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-10, 0 points [ELIMINATED]

 

World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan!

They’ve been winless this whole time, but surely the Blue Playmaker & Meanest Man in the World can get just one win! Will TenCozy just pile on and make Suzuki-Gun the only 0-11 team?

Suzuki-Gun attacks during TenCozy’s introductions! Taka is after Kojima while Suzuki himself is after Tenzan! Taka bumps Kojima off buckles and stomps him but Tenzan headbutts Suzuki out of the ring! The bell rings to get this on record, Tenzan helps Kojima against Taka. TenCozy stomp and kick Taka, then double whip to run him over with double shoulders. Kojima scoops and SLAMS, TenCozy coordinates, ELBOW HEADBUTT DROP COMBO! Taka scrambles to a corner, Kojima stomps and CHOPS him. Kojima CHOPS, then fires off the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Kojima whips Taka corner to corner, runs in to forearm smash, then shoves him down.

But Suzuki attacks Kojima, then catches him for a HANGING ARMBAR! Taka kicks Tenzan down and goes after him on the outside! Suzuki lets Kojima go at 4, then drags him out to whip him into railing! Suzuki chokes Kojima with camera cables! A ring count starts, Suzuki lets off of Kojima at 7 of 20 to ROCK him with an elbow. Suzuki puts Kojima in at 13, Taka stands on Kojima’s neck. The ref counts, Taka lets off, but Suzuki gets Kojima’s leg for a HANGING HEEL HOOK! Tenzan protests and the ref is busy with him, Taka adds on an armbar to Kojima! The ref sees this, counts, Suzuki-Gun lets Kojima go.

Taka drags Kojima up, knees low, chokes him in the corner, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to Suzuki, he chokes Kojima! Suzuki CHOPS, then slaps Kojima around. Kojima hits back with body shots and forearms! Suzuki forearms, Kojima forearms back and fans rally up. Suzuki DECKS Kojima! Suzuki stands on Kojima’s face, then drags him up. Fans rally up and Kojima throws body shots. Suzuki forearms, Kojima CHOPS, Suzuki CHOPS. Kojima gets the edge with forearms, but he spins into a knee! Suzuki runs, into a kick and COZY CUTTER! Hot tag to Tenzan! Tenzan rallies on Suzuki, DECKS Taka, then fires up as he fires off Mongolian Chops on Suzuki!

Tenzan stomps away in a corner, then CHOPS! Tenzan whips corner to corner, clotheslines then TENZAN BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Tenzan kicks Suzuki, headbutts him, then reels him in. Suzuki fights the clinch, runs in at the corner and BOOTS Tenzan! Suzuki then snapmares, runs and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Suzuki has Tenzan’s arm, and wrenches it to a FUJIWARA! Tenzan endures, fans rally up, and Tenzan crawls forward. Suzuki pulls back on the arm but Tenzan gets a ropebreak with a leg! The ref counts, Suzuki smirks as he lets off at 4. Suzuki stomps Tenzan while taunting him. Suzuki slaps Tenzan around but Tenzan gets up to throw a forearm!

Suzuki forearms back, so Tenzan forearms again. They go back and forth, fans rally up, and Tenzan eggs Suzuki on. Suzuki grins and ROCKS Tenzan with a forearm! Tenzan shakes it off and Mongolian HEADBUTTS! Tenzan runs, into a boot! Suzuki runs, into MOUNTAIN BOMB! Fans rally up, Tenzan tags in Kojima, and Kojima brawls with Suzuki! They pinball Suzuki between Mongolian Chops and forearms! Kojima Mongolian Chops, Suzuki fires up! But then Tenzan Mongolian Chops Suzuki down! Tenzan whips Suzuki, Suzuki fights the TenCozy cutter with a facelock! Taka jumps in to kick Kojima to a corner, and Suzuki throws Tenzan out.

Taka whips Kojima corner to corner and clotheslines, then Suzuki BOOTS! Suzuki ROCKS Kojima, runs, SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Cover, TWO! Suzuki drags Kojima up, tags in Taka and Taka fires off. Taka scoops but Kojima fights free to COZY CUTTER! Fans fire up as the armband comes off! Kojima runs, but Suzuki catches Kojima in a sleeper! Kojima fights free, Taka boots the lariat and catches the arm for a takedown! La Magistrol! TWO! Taka hurries and SHINING WIZARDS Kojima down! Cover, TWO! Taka gets Kojima up, MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, Tenzan breaks it! Suzuki drags Tenzan out, Taka gets Kojima back up.

Kojima breaks free to forearm, Taka CALF KICKS! Backslide! TWO!! Kojima escapes and shocks Taka! Taka runs, into a COZY LARIAT! Cover, TenCozy wins!

Winners: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Suzuki-Gun earns 0)

No way! Suzuki & Taka lose even in the last round! Suzuki takes it out on the Young Lion helping Taka out! But will Suzuki have to consider whether or not Taka’s return to action is working out? As for TenCozy, is there hope for the 30 year veterans yet?

 

World Tag League 2021: The Guerrillas of Destiny VS The United Empire!

Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa are out of the running, but they can still be spoilers! Will they drag the Dominator & Ultimate Weapon down into elimination? Or will Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare still have a chance at the finals?

The Empire kicks at GoD as they just try to get in the ring. Loa grabs the ring steps and tosses them into the ring! The ref gets everyone to calm down, Jado talks strategy, and Tama takes off his vest already. GoD rush the ring and the brawl is on! The ref rings the bell to get this on the record as the Empire takes over. The Empire whip and BOOT GoD down! Khan brings Loa up, Henare stands Tama up, but Loa and Tama fire off body shots and forearms! GoD double whip but the Empire reverses, only to get run over! GoD rallies with big forearms, then dropkicks! Fans fire up with Tama while Khan bails out and is frustrated.

Fans rally up, Khan throws a fit, but then he dares the Guerrillas to come out after him and Henare. GoD decides to take Khan up on that and the slide out, only for the Empire to slide in. GoD slide back in but the Empire stomps and CLUBS them down! Henare throws Tama out and Khan throws Loa. The Empire whip the Guerrillas into railing! Khan brings Loa up and bumps him off the apron to then put him in the ring. Khan sits Loa up for the IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Henare gets in to throw body shots! Khan Mongolian Chops Loa down, then Henare BUZZSAWS, and Khan knee drops! Fans rally up but Khan covers, TWO!

Khan drags Loa up in a facelock and brings him over. Tag to Henare, the Empire mugs Loa and CLUBS him down. Henare stomps Loa, throws body shots, but Loa eggs him on! Henare kicks, KICKS, and KICKS! Loa stays up so Henare DECKS Tama! Henare PENALTY KICKS Loa down, covers, TWO! Fans rally for Loa but Henare facelocks and brings him around. Tag to Khan, he Mongolian Chops Loa’s back! Khan bumps Loa off buckles, then hops up to sit on Loa’s head! Henare even pulls Loa into the buckle while Khan moves around. Khan hops down, taunts Tama, then kicks at Loa. Fans rally up, Khan ROCKS Loa with a forearm. And again! Loa growls but Khan hits him again.

Khan kicks low, runs but into a kick and uppercut! Hot tag to Tama! Tama fires up and he fires off haymakers! Tama DECKS Khan, arm-drags Henare and arm-drags him around! Henare kicks low, whips Tama but Tama reverses to hurdle, hurdle and SNUKA CHOP! Fans fire up and Tama runs corner to corner to STINGER SPLASH Khan! Fans fire up and Tama encourages it to get louder. Fans get louder, Tama runs in again, another STINGER SPLASH! Tama calls for one more and the fans rally hard as ever. Tama runs in, third STINGER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Khan survives and Tama is disappointed in the count. Tama drags Khan up to CLUB him then throw haymakers.

Tama throws body shots, whips Khan to ropes, but Khan reverses. Tama blocks the boot, Khan gets around, Tama switches. Khan resists the lift, stomps a foot, uppercuts and drop sayanagis! Khan crawls over, hot tag to Henare! Tama is in a corner, Henare storms over. Henare throws big forearms and body shots on repeat! The ref counts as Henare stomps Tama, but Henare lets off. Henare runs in to clothesline! Fireman’s carry, SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Khan gets in, he drags Tama up into the IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Henare fires off body shots, then Khan Mongolian Chops! Henare aims, but Tama ducks and Henare’s kick hits Khan!

Tama double dropkicks the Empire down! Fans fire up, Tama crawls over, hot tag to Loa! Loa runs at Henare and hits a 619! Then a slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! Loa aims from a corner and runs in to clothesline Henare! Loa whips Henare back in, clotheslines again, then hits a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Loa growls, but he tells Henare it’s over now! Loa drags Henare up as fans rally, but Henare fires a forearm! Loa forearms back! Loa eggs Henare on, Henare forearms. Loa forearms, Henare fires off several! Loa kicks, knees and ENZIGURIS! Loa drags Henare back up to scoop, but Henare slips out! Khan HELL STABS! Khan drags Loa up to Mongolian Chop!

Khan has Loa in the corner and he Mongolian Chops more! Khan whips Loa corner to corner and runs in to clothesline! Henare SHINING WIZARDS! ROUNDHOUSE BOOT COMBO! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Khan roars as he drags Loa back up. HITSUJIGOROSHI! Henare gets the heel hooks, FUBUKI! Loa endures the double submission, so the Empire gives him MARINE! Cover, Tama breaks it in time! Khan CLUBS Tama, Tama throws body shots. Tama fights the Empire off with forearms and elbows, but Henare hits a body shot! IRON CLAW! HEEL KICK! The Empire kicks Tama out and focuses on Loa again.

Henare fireman’s carries, Khan runs, but Loa slips out to shove Henare into Khan! SPEAR for Henare! Khan gets around, and reels Loa back into HITSUJIGOROSHI! Then IRON CLAW, but Tama GUN STUNS Khan down! And GUN- NO! Henare powers out to SCREW HIGH KICK! Henare powers up, but Tama slips off the torture rack! Tama and Loa coordinate, TONGAN TWIST! Fans fire up and Jado calls for it! The Guerrillas get Henare up, MAGIC KILLER!! Cover, GoD wins!!

Winners: The Guerrillas of Destiny, by pinfall (gains 2 points; The United Empire earn 0)

The Empire has fallen! Khan & Henare are out of the running! Will GoD use this momentum to be ready for a title comeback on the other side of World Tag League?

 

World Tag League 2021: SANADA & Tetsuya Naito VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

There’s so much more to this than just World Tag League. Los Ingobernables de Japon can kill two birds with one stone, will they keep the House of Torture out while securing themselves a spot in the finals? Or will Darkness Fall on Cold Skull & The Uncontrollable Charisma?

LIJ takes time with their entrance gear but the House of Torture Low Sweets while they wait. Evil patiently waits and fans rally up while LIJ fist bumps. Sanada starts against Evil in a battle of former tag partners. They stare down, but then Evil tags out to Yujiro. Yujiro calls Naito out so Sanada tags Naito in. Naito and Yujiro circle, they tie up, and Naito pushes Yujiro to ropes. The ref counts, Yujiro turns it around, but Yujiro lets off with hard pats on the shoulder. But then Evil grabs Naito’s hair! Yujiro runs in, Naito boots him away! Naito elbows Evil down, kicks and whips Yujiro, but Yujiro reveres. Naito ducks and dodges but Evil trips him up! Yujiro runs but Sanada trips him up!

Evil hypocritically protests but Sanada DECKS him! Evil hits railing and causes Abe-san’s desk to tip! Abe-san himself stays up but the translator falls over! LIJ goes after Yujiro, double whip and double back elbow to split the wishbone and double basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Naito clamps on a chinlock. Naito digs his knee into Yujiro, pulls him back, but Yujiro crawls forward. Naito changes his grip but Yujiro has the ropebreak! The ref counts, Naito lets off like he didn’t know. Naito wrenches Yujiro’s arm, tags Sanada, and Sanada CLUBS the arm. Sanada wrenches Yujiro to whip him to the corner.

Sanada runs in to back elbow, then he suplexes, only for Yujiro to BITE Sanada’s hand! The ref counts, Yujiro whips Sanada to the corner, and surprise! Blue buckle pad comes off! Sanada hits bare buckles as the Bullet Club special comes into play. Naito gets in, but Yujiro kicks him and whips him into the bare buckles! Naito writhes while Evil has Sanada on the outside. Evil RAMS Sanada into the railing and completely tips the timekeeper’s table over! Yujiro throws Naito out of the ring, rakes his eyes, then POSTS him! Evil uses Abe-san’s mic to choke Sanada and talk trash so everyone can hear! The ref reprimands, counts, and Evil lets off at 4.

Fans rally up while the House of Torture goes back to the ring. Sanada gets up and on the apron but Yujiro is after him with a fish hook! The ref reprimands, Yujiro drags Sanadain to cover. TWO and fans rally up. Yujiro drags Sanada up to snapmare and throw haymakers. The ref reprimands the closed fists so Yujiro basement BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Yujiro tags in Evil, fans rally up as Evil drags Sanada up and throws him out. Evil distracts the ref so Dick can DECK Sanada! Dick drags Sanada up to put him in the ring. Evil covers, TWO! Another try, TWO! Another try, TWO! Evil is frustrated but not even the deep hook finished it.

Tag to Yujiro, Yujiro drags Sanada up to whip him at the corner! Sanada hits bare buckles again and falls to the mat. Yujiro drags Sanada up, Sanada fires forearms back! Yujiro knees low, and again, and again. Yujiro whips, Sanada reverses to fireman’s carry! Yujiro BITES Sanada’s hand! The ref reprimands, Yujiro fisherman’s but Sanada BITES Yujiro’s hand! Yujiro doesn’t like the payback so he BITES Sanada’s hand again! They’re both biting, the ref reprimands so they both stop. Sanada runs in to dropkick Yujiro’s leg out! Fans fire up and Sanada crawls over, hot tag to Naito! Naito DECKS Evil, and blocks Yujiro’s kick to fire off kicks and forearms.

Naito whips to back elbow and basement dropkick! Naito DECKS Dick, too, then RANAS Yujiro! Yujiro flounders to a corner, fans fire up and Naito runs corner to corner. JUMP KICK, leg sweep and COMBINACION CABRON! Naito poses and fans fire up again. Fans rally for “L I J!” “NA-I-TO!” and Naito hoists Yujiro up top. Naito climbs, throws forearms, Yujiro hits back but Naito fires off more forearms. Naito gets all the way up but Yujiro slips out! Naito fights and Yujiro give sup on the bomb. Naito runs in, full nelsons, but Yujiro breaks out to full nelson back. Naito arm-drags free, kicks but Yujiro blocks to throw him down! Basement boot!

Yujiro drags Naito up, brings him around, has him against ropes, and he BOOTS Naito down! Yujiro reels Naito in but Naito fights off the slam! Naito throws back elbow after back elbow but Yujiro ducks to INCOLLE SLAM! Both men are down and fans rally up. Yujiro crawls, hot tag to Evil! Evil drags Naito up, whips him to the corner, and Naito hits bare buckles! Fans rally for Naito but Evil drags him up again. Evil whips Naito back in but Naito reverses, only for Evil to reverse again! Naito hits bare buckles again, and Evil runs, into Naito’s SHOTGUN BOOT! Both men are down and fans fire up again. Naito crawls over, hot tag to Sanada!

Sanada rallies on Evil with forearms and arm-drags, then a BACKBREAKER! Evil bails out, Sanada PLANCHAS! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder! Sanada drags Evil back up, puts him in the ring, and then aims from the apron. Dick grabs at Sanada but Sanada kicks him away. But Evil KICKS the ropes to jam Sanada! Yujiro gets in, House of Torture double whip. Yujiro BOOTS Sanada and Evil clotheslines! FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Evil is furious, Naito drags Yujiro out to whip him into railing! Fans rally up for “SA-NA-DA!” and Evil drags Sanada up. Evil fireman’s carries but Sanada fights free and shoves Evil into Natio’s atomic drop!

Dropkick and ENZIGURI, to a fireman’s carry and TKO! Cover, Yujiro breaks it! Naito throws Yujiro out! Sanada drags Evil up to a dragon sleeper, but Evil grabs at the ref! They end up on ropes, Dick has the SPOILER CHOKER! Sanada fights it off! Evil runs in but is sent into Dick! Sanada gets Evil for the dragon sleeper, but Yujiro runs in! Sanada shoves Evil into Yujiro, Naito gets in, LIJ gets House of Torture for stereo dragon sleepers! Naito hits a BACKBREAKER, then PLUMA BLANCA! Sanada drops back, SKULL END!! The House of Torture endures stereo submissions! Evil is fading! Sanada lets him go to go to the corner! ROUNDING BODY PRESS onto knees!!

Dick drags Naito out to whip him into railing! Fans rally up as both Evil and Sanada crawl to opposite corners. Sanada runs in, but Evil boots him! Sanada tries again, Evil boots him again. Sanada tires a third time, but he stops from hitting buckles. The ref is used as a shield, then Evil rakes Snada’s eyes! But Sanada gets around to O’Conner Bridge! Dick stops the ref from seeing! Yujiro hits Sanada with the pimp cane! And a CANE SHOT for Naito! Evil gets up, he drags Sanada up, EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, House of Torture wins!!

Winners: Yujiro Takahashi & Evil, by pinfall (gain 2 points; LIJ earns 0)

LIJ’s revenge has been thwarted! And worst yet, they got cheated out of the World Tag League finals! Will Darkness Fall on all of the Heavyweight Tag Division?!

 

World Tag League 2021: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Dangerous Tekkers!

The Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter couldn’t dethrone the Holy Emperor & Submission Master during the summer, but they could #TurnItAllAround in the winter! Will Chaos claim a spot in the finals? Or will Taichi & Zack Sabre Jr. make them #JustTapOut?

Taichi shows off the dancing pecs and fans cheer. Hashi has some moves in his pecs, so it isn’t that big a deal to him. The teams sort out, Hashi starts against Taichi. The fans rally with the bell, Taichi and Hashi stare down. Hashi and Taichi circle now, then tie up. Hashi powers Taichi back to ropes but Taichi doesn’t really try. Hashi lets off as Red Shoes calls the ropebreak, and Taichi applauds along with the fans. Taichi and Hashi tie up again, and again Taichi lets Hashi power him to ropes. Red Shoes again counts the ropebreak, Hashi fakes a chop, but he lets off. Taichi again applauds with the fans. Taichi and Hashi reset, tie up, but Hashi kicks low!

Hashi headlocks, grinds the hold, but Taichi pulls hair. Hashi grinds the headlock more, Taichi pulls hair again, and then Taichi powers out. They ram shoulders, neither falls, and Taichi dares Hashi to go again. Hashi runs, they ram shoulders again, but neither falls. Hashi dares Taichi to go now. Taichi just kicks low, then he runs, but Hashi runs him over! Fans fire up with Hashi but Taichi chokes Hashi from behind! Tag to ZSJ, ZSJ cravats Hashi for a neck wrench. Hashi breaks free but ZSJ avoids the back hand to EuroUpper! And EuroUpper! And EuroUpper again! Goto tags in as ZSJ whips Hashi, and Hashi reverses. Goto’s a little late but Hashi runs ZSJ over.

Goto-Hashi coordinate and hip toss senton onto ZSJ! Taichi gets in but he gets hammered down! Goto gets ZSJ up to whip and arm-drag, then KICK in the back! Hashi SUPERKICKS, then ZSJ gets hammered down! Fans fire up but Taichi attacks! Taichi CLUBS Goto down, hooks Hashi’s arms, and ZSJ DRAGON SCREWS Hashi’s leg! Then they get Goto, DRAGON SCREW to his leg, and then another DRAGON SCREW, and then they DRAGON SCREW the other leg! Goto falls out of the ring, Hashi clutches his leg but Taichi kicks him out. Fans rally up as the Tekkers go out after Goto-Hashi. ZSJ has a standing toehold on Goto while Taichi whips Hashi into railing!

ZSJ stands on Goto, Taichi has Hashi’s legs, and a ring count starts. Taichi stands on Hashi’s leg against the railing, then ZSJ KNEE JAMMERS Goto! The ring count is 13 of 20 as Goto hobbles! Goto flounders around at 15, then 17! Goto gets in at 19!! ZSJ gets Goto’s leg and wraps it around ropes! Taichi grabs the other leg to pull it! Red Shoes reprimands, the Tekkers let Goto go, ZSJ anchors Goto and Taichi tags in. Taichi stomps Goto, drags Goto around by the leg, then has a standing toehold. Taichi stomps the other leg, then stomps it again. Taichi brings Goto around for a CALF KILLER! And deep! Goto endures, rolls, they end up in the ropes and Red Shoes calls for the ropebreak.

Taichi lets off, he kicks Goto around, then he drags Goto up. Taichi has the leg, tags ZSJ in, and ZSJ KICKS the bad leg! Goto falls and clutches his knee but ZSJ taunts him while kicking him. ZSJ drags Goto around for a toehold and ANKLE LOCK! ZSJ ties up the legs into a deathlock, for a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Goto endures, ZSJ lets him down for a MUTA LOCK! ZSJ shifts his grip, it’s almost an STF! Taichi kicks Goto’s face a bit, but Red Shoes calls the ropebreak. ZSJ stands up to TWIST the legs before letting off. Taichi tags in, he stomps Goto, then he taunts Hashi. Taichi stomps Goto’s legs more, then kicks Goto around. Goto snarls but Taichi stands on the bad leg.

Taichi slaps Goto around, stomps the leg, but Goto gets up to CHOP and CHOP. Taichi kicks the bad leg, runs but Goto blocks the boot! Goto reels back but Taichi choke grip! Goto breaks free to DISCUS LARIAT! Both men are down and fans fire up! Goto crawls, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi throws fast hands and a CHOP! ZSJ gets in but Hashi CHOPS him down! Hashi runs in at the corner to CHOP Taichi, then whips to CHOP him again! Mule kick and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Hashi drags Taichi up. Hashi suplexes but Taichi fights it to wrench. Hashi ROCKS Taichi with a forearm, whips, but Taichi reverses to wrench and DANGEROUS HOOK KICK!

Both men are down, fans rally up, and Taichi sits up first. Taichi drags Hashi up to throw Kowata Kicks! Taichi drags Hashi back up, snapmares and KICKS him in the back! Taichi then drags Hashi back up and wants the stretch plum, but Hashi resists! Hashi wrenches out and has a STANDING BUTTERFLY LOCK! Taichi endures, fights free and Alabama lifts! Hashi fights off that to SPINNING MULE KICK! Taichi comes back but into a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up and Hashi drags Taichi up. Hashi fisherman’s but Taichi fights free. ZSJ gets in to BOOT, EuroUpper, but Hashi CHOPS him back down! Hashi runs in but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI!

Goto gets in, DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but Goto comes back to LARIAT Taichi down! ZSJ dropkicks Goto’s leg, then grabs at it, but Goto breaks free! ZSJ headlocks but Goto counters with a back suplex! Fans fire up as all four men are down! ZSJ bails out, Goto exits out the other side. Hashi and Taichi slowly rise, and Taichi BOOTS! Hashi forearms, Taichi rebounds to BOOT! Hashi throws another forearm, Taichi KICKS a leg. Hashi forearms, Taichi KICKS, repeat, and fans rally up as they pick up speed. Taichi fires off KICK after KICK, then eggs Hashi on. Hashi fires forearm after forearm shot, and Taichi wobbles. Hashi CHOPS, Taichi KICKS!

Hashi swings, into a boot, but he CHOPS again, only for Taichi to PELE! Both men are down again and fans fire back up! Taichi fires himself up and OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi aims, but Hashi blocks the buzzsaw to full nelson! Taichi breaks free, Hashi waistlocks but Taichi fights the lift and PELES again! Taichi powers up, runs, but Hashi LARIATS first! Both men are down again and fans rally back up. Hashi and Taichi stir, crawl for their corners, and Hashi hot tags Goto! Goto hobbles but fires up and runs in to MURAMASA Taichi! Goto gets back up, to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto drags Taichi up, but Taichi fights the fireman’s carry.

Taichi CLUBS and kicks Goto, then runs but Goto follows. Taichi ducks, Goto tries to follow but the bad leg gives up! Taichi smirks while fans rally up. Goto flounders around, trying to stand. Taichi taunts him, brings him up but Goto HEADBUTTS! Taichi KICKS the bad leg out! Taichi tags in ZSJ, ZSJ DOUBLE STOMPS the bad leg! ZSJ has the leg, turns Goto over, hooks up the legs, and STOMPS the legs! ZSJ drags Goto up to get the leg again, but Goto fights the shin breaker off. ZSJ body scissors to a takedown, HEEL HOOK! ZSJ traps the other leg, too, but Hashi stomps ZSJ! Taichi kicks Hashi and throws him out, to then whip him into railing.

ZSJ stomps Goto’s legs, kicks Goto down, then stomps away on the legs! ZSJ eggs Goto on and gives him kick after kick. Fans rally up, ZSJ kicks Goto more, and KICKS him in the chest. Goto blocks to CLUB the leg! ZSJ swings but into URA G T R! Both men are down and fans rally up. Taichi gets in, he stomps Goto. Hashi gets in to kick Taichi! Hashi whips Taichi to a corner, runs in and clotheslines! Hashi wants Goto to get up, and he feeds Taichi to Goto’s knee! Goto hooks Taichi up, Hashi runs, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up as Goto-Hashi has ZSJ now. Goto fireman’s carries but ZSJ slips off, only to run into Hashi’s SUPERKICK!

Goto manages the fireman’s carry, SUPERKICK to USHIGOROSHI! But Goto’s leg is hurting! Hashi wants Goto to help him finish this off, and Goto gets ZSJ back up. Dragon sleeper and leg lift, but Taichi KICKS Goto’s leg! ZSJ gets Goto with a HEEL HOOK KNEEBAR!! Taichi has Hashi in SEITEIJYUJIRYOU!! Goto endures while fans rally up! Goto grabs at Red Shoes, but ZSJ shifts the grip on the heel! Goto endures, reaches out, drags himself over, but ZSJ makes it part Figure Four! Goto powers up to get the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go of Goto, Taichi lets go of Hashi. Fans rally up as Taichi drags Goto up. DRAGON SCREW to Goto’s leg! And again!! BUZZSAW! ZSJ jackknifes, TWO!?!?

Taichi drags Goto up to Alabama lift! Hashi DECKS ZSJ, mule kicks Taichi, then DECKS ZSJ again! Taichi gets around, Hashi slips out of Dangerous Saido, but Taichi choke grips! CHOKE SLAM BACK SUPLEX! Hashi flops out of the ring, the Tekkers go back to Goto. ZSJ gets Goto up but Goto resists the scoop! Goto CLUBS free, ROCKS Taichi then catches ZSJ, only for Taichi to sobat! EuroUpper, ROUNDHOUSE! Taichi reels Goto in, LAST RIDE! PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO!?!? Goto escapes the deep hook and the fans are thunderous! Taichi fires up, ZSJ gets Goto up, Taichi aims from the corner. But Hashi anchors Taichi’s foot!

Goto gets around to roll ZSJ, GOTO NI SHIKI! GOTO-HASHI WINS!!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hsahi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Dangerous Tekkers earn 0)

ZSJ and Taichi still go after Goto & Hashi, but the match is over! The Tekkers are out of the finals while Chaos leads the block as the only 9-2 team! Red Shoes and the Young Lions restore order, only for Taichi to throw the Young Lions down! And even choke Red Shoes! But despite all their rage, the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions can’t change the results. They’ll just have to wait to see who wins the finals before they can prepare for WrestleKingdom 16!

As for Goto-Hashi, they catch their breath and Goto gets the mic. “Just one more until we win this! Thank you!” Oh, but here come the House of Torture! Evil, Yujiro and even Dick return and things are tense as Goto-Hashi find themselves surrounded. Hashi watches Yujiro while Goto keeps his eyes on Evil and Dick. Evil hops down and so do his cohorts. Evil grabs a Young Lion, though! They’re holding him “hostage,” but then Evil throws the Young Lion down. A warning from the King of Darkness, but will he and Yujiro be able to back it up on Wednesday?

Goto and Hashi continue where they left off, saying, “Our Tag League isn’t done yet. But let me just say this. We will make NJPW tag history! We’re on the way to the final in Ryogoku! SHOTO!” AKA lights out! Will Goto-Hashi be the ones turning out the lights on the House of Torture?

 

Here are the FINAL World Tag League Standings!

Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 9-2, 18 points [FINALIST]
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 8-3, 16 points [FINALIST]
Dangerous Tekkers: 8-3, 16 points [ELIMINATED]
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 8-3, 16 points [ELIMINATED]
Guerrillas of Destiny: 7-4, 14 points [ELIMINATED]
The United Empire: 7-4, 14 points [ELIMINATED]
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 7-4, 14 points [ELIMINATED]
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 6-5, 12 points [ELIMINATED]
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 3-8, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 2-9, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 1-10, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-11, 0 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

A great round for World Tag League, but yes I did skip matches again. Blue Justice VS Great Bash Heels, as well as Joker & Ace VS Bullet Club were matches of eliminated teams, but I did skim them and they were both good stuff. I included Suzuki-Gun’s match, though, because I wanted to really see if they’d make Suzuki & Taka go winless. Of course, it always came down to Taka just not getting it right, so it was never really on Suzuki. Who knows how that continues in story, but maybe they make Taka’s first win since his return into something big. The Guerrillas VS United Empire was a great match, and GoD winning was great for the drama of the other matches.

I didn’t think LIJ would lose here, but it certainly gives more Heel heat to House of Torture with another cheating victory. Goto-Hashi VS Tekkers was an awesome match, especially once Goto was dealing with the bad legs. Given that, Goto & Hashi winning was an awesome outcome, and Goto-Hashi VS House of Torture will be a very good finals match. But this makes for an interesting schedule at WrestleKingdom. I would think Chaos wants those NEVER Openweight Six Man titles back and House of Torture has them. WK16 being multiple nights, maybe night one, we get Chaos VS House of Torture for the trios titles, then night two we get WTL winner VS Tekkers.

And given we’ve seen Goto-Hashi VS Tekkers a lot, I wouldn’t be surprised if House of Torture won WTL, especially through cheating. Whether they win the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles or not, that’s still up in the air.

My Score: 9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/27/24)

It’s a slam dunk!

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Guns up for all the Jacksonville Gold Members!

Another three hour block of All Elite Wrestling starts with a Collision! But will the Bang Bang Gang still be the best three man unit ever? Or will Top Flight go from the coldest to the goldest trio in the game?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Acclaimed VS Grizzled Young Veterans; win.
  • Toni Storm w/ Mariah May & Luther VS Anna Jay; wins.
  • Unified AEW & ROH World Trios Championships: Bullet Club Gold VS Top Flight; wins and

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

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Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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