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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (12/7/21)

World Tag League, Round 9!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

Is LIJ better than Guerrillas?

Things are getting crowded at the front of World Tag League! Will Sanada & Naito keep it tranquilo? Or will Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa make it Too Sweet?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • World Tag League 2021: Tiger Mask & Yuji Nagata VS Dangerous Tekkers; Dangerous Tekkers win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki; Yano & Tanahashi win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo; Yujiro & Evil win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • World Tag League 2021: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale; Goto & Hashi win.
  • World Tag League 2021: SANADA & Tetsuya Naito VS The Guerrillas of Destiny; LIJ wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 6-2, 12 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 6-2, 12 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 6-2, 12 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 6-2, 12 points
The United Empire: 6-2, 12 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 5-3, 10 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 5-3, 10 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 4-4, 8 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 1-7, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 1-7, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-8, 0 points [ELIMINATED]

 

World Tag League 2021: Tiger Mask & Yuji Nagata VS Dangerous Tekkers!

Team Blue Justice has no chance of taking the trophies, but they’ll have a chance to ruin the run of the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions! Will Tiger Mask & Nagata get their own title shot outside of the tournament?

Taichi shows off the dancing pecs and fans cheer. The teams sort out and fans rally up as Nagata starts against Zack Sabre Jr. The two circle, feel out the grapple, then tie up. Nagata waistlocks, ZSJ switches, Nagata wrenches but ZSJ rolls to get free. They circle again, feel out the grapple, and knuckle lock for a test of strength. Nagata wrenches the wrists to bring ZSJ down to his knees. ZSJ rolls, breaks free, trips Nagata and gets the wristlock! Nagata gets up, rolls, wrenches, but ZSJ rolls to wrench and wristlock again. ZSJ wrangles Nagata down but Nagata gets back up to wrenches and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Fans cheer as the two stand off. ZSJ gets Nagata credit, and fans rally back up.

Nagata and ZSJ go to their corners, tag to Tiger Mask and Taichi. They circle, Tiger kicks a leg but Taichi eggs him on. Tiger kicks the leg again but Taichi still eggs Tiger on. Taichi kicks, Tiger KICKS and Taichi falls over! Tiger fires off kicks and Taichi gets to ropes. Tiger dares Taichi to get up now. Tiger drags Taichi up but Taichi choke grips! Tiger choke grips back! The ref reprimands the choking, only Tiger lets off! Taichi chokes with both hands, then lets off to wrench and HOOK KICK! ZSJ gets in to BLAST Nagata off the apron! ZSJ goes out to hammerlock but Nagata throws elbows. Taichi bumps Tiger off buckle to then stomp away.

Taichi digs his boot in, the ref counts but Taichi uses both boots now! The ref counts more, Taichi lets off at 4. Taichi and ZSJ both dig boots in now, then Taichi tags ZSJ in. ZSJ stomps Tiger, drags him from the corner and traps the leg in a toehold. Tiger endures as ZSJ pulls back on the leg, and ZSJ shifts around to keep Tiger from ropes. Tiger throws forearms but ZSJ stomps the leg! Tag to Taichi, he taunts Nagata then brings Tiger up to snapmare and KICK! Taichi chokes for the cover but the ref reprimands. Taichi lets off, chokes again, but again the ref counts. So Taichi chokes with both hands! The ref counts, Taichi lets off at 4, and fans cheer.

Taichi puts Tiger back in the corner, tags ZSJ, and ZSJ knuckle locks to wrench the arm. ZSJ wrenches, Tiger throws forearms! ZSJ wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! ZSJ runs, into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up while both men are down. Tiger gets up, hot tag to Nagata! Nagata BOOTS ZSJ, BOOTS Taichi, then fires off KICKS on ZSJ! ZSJ ends up in a corner, Nagata whips him corner to corner and BOOTS! ZSJ fights the Exploder but Nagata ROCKS him with a forearm! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Nagata gets ZSJ up to suplex, ZSJ slips out to full nelson! Nagata breaks, switches, but ZSJ switches back. Nagata switches, ZSJ wrenches and PELES the arm!

ZSJ wrenches again to a wristlock but Nagata throws a body shot, wrenches back, but ZSJ breaks free to cravat. ZSJ snapmares and headlocks but Nagata slips out to NAGATA LOCK II! Fans fire up as ZSJ endures but Taichi steps in and that gets Nagata to let ZSJ go. Nagata brings ZSJ up but ZSJ escapes the Exploder for a takedown, and he traps the arm to TWIST it! Fans rally up but ZSJ tags in Taichi. Taichi gives toying kicks as he taunts Nagata, then he stomps Nagata. Taichi slaps Nagata, kicks then fires off Kowata Kicks! Taichi reels Nagata in but Nagata fights the Dangerous Saido! Nagata turns it around, Taichi fights off his saido, then sobats!

Taichi runs, Nagata kitchen sink knees him down! Nagata rolls to tag in Tiger Mask! Tiger goes up top to CROSSBODY! But ZSJ gets in to waistlock! Tiger Mask boots Taichi away, and kangaroo kicks ZSJ down! Crucifix takedown on Taichi, cover, TWO! Tiger keeps on the arm, CHICKEN WING CROSSFACE! But ZSJ gets in to pull Tiger’s mask! ZSJ wrangles Tiger down with a top wristlock and STOMPS the arm! ZSJ BOOTS Nagata, kicks Tiger, and then whips Tiger to a corner. ZSJ runs in but Tiger dodges! Nagata BOOTS ZSJ, Tiger sobats Taichi! Nagata gives Taichi an EXPLODER! DOUBLE GIRI SANDWICH!

Tiger gets the double underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, ZSJ breaks it in time! Nagata stomps ZSJ, throws him out, then keeps on him on the outside. Fans rally up as Tiger Mask sees Taichi go to a corner. Tiger runs in but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Both men in the ring are down, someone hits railing on the outside, and fans rally up. Taichi rises, runs, but Tiger ducks Ax Bomber to chicken wing! Taichi RAMS Tiger into a corner, ZSJ EuroUppers! AX BOMBER! Cover, TWO! Taichi fires up, OFF COME THE PANTS! ZSJ gets Tiger up, Taichi aims, but Tiger slips out. ZSJ switches, Taichi choke grips, CHOKE SLAM BACK SUPLEX! Cover, Nagata breaks it!

ZSJ gets Nagata for forearms in the corner. Nagata gets ZSJ in a clinch but ZSJ fights out to a cobra twist! Taichi fires up, stands Tiger up, Alabama and BLACK- NO! Tiger slips out to backslide! TWO!! Taichi narrowly escapes, and he gets Tiger for SEITEIJYUJIRYOU!! Tiger endures, ZSJ has Nagata down in an ARMBAR! Fans rally, Tiger grabs at the ref but Taichi CRANKS the stretch plum! Tiger quits, the Tekkers win!

Winners: Dangerous Tekkers, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Tiger & Nagata earn 0)

A valiant effort from Team Blue Justice but Dangerous T & Zacky Big Tekkers take them down! Will the IWGP Tag Team Champions be untouchable going into the finals?

 

World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki!

The Joker & The Ace are on the bubble, and Suzuki-Gun definitely want to pop it! Will Yano & Tanahashi have something to thwart the Blue Playmaker & Meanest Man in the World? Or are we about to see a spoiler?

Suzuki-Gun grows impatient but the ref has them stay back. Tanahashi shoves off the muscles, Yano shouts, “SUGOI~!” Then Yano & Tanahashi squat! Suzuki & Taka approach, start to crouch, but then they attack! They kick Yano & Tanahashi out, Suzuki goes after Yano and Taka is after Tanahashi! The bell rings to get this on record as Suzuki stomps away on Yano. Taka has Tanahashi in the ring and stomps him, then clamps on a facelock. Suzuki uses Yano’s shirt to choke Yano, then has a cobra clutch. Tanahashi fights up, but Taka avoids the shotei to poke him in the eye! Roll up, TWO! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Backslide, TWO!!

Tanahashi barely escapes and Taka argues with the ref. Taka brings Tanahashi up but Tanahashi fires off strikes! Tanahashi runs, into Suzuki’s FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Suzuki sees Yano coming and tackles him to a HEEL HOOK! Taka whips Tanahashi, drags him down and has a FUJIWARA! Fans rally up but Taka gets the other arm for a RINGS OF SATURN! Tanahashi gets the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go at 4, to stomp Tanahashi out of the ring. Suzuki whips Yano into railing on the other side while Taka wraps Tanahashi’s arm around the railing. Taka pulls on the arm, the ref reprimands, and Taka lets off to instead stomp Tanahashi down.

Suzuki whips Yano into more railing, then has an arm and leg for a HALF CRAB! A ring count starts, Taka hammerlocks and POSTS Tanahashi’s arm! The count is 10 of 20 but Suzuki-Gun still tortures Yano & Tanahashi. They leave Tanahashi and Yano behind at 15, but Tanahashi gets in at 19! Taka stomps Tanahashi, drags him up and bumps him off Suzuki’s boot. Tag to Suzuki, Suzuki stomps a mudhole into Tanahashi. Taka and Suzuki each dig boots into Tanahashi, then Suzuki snapmares Tanahashi for a motorcycle stretch. Suzuki then steps over to trap one arm so he can torture the other! Suzuki twists the wrist, bends the fingers, then has the ref keep Yano back.

Suzuki tortures Tanahashi’s arm more but Tanahashi’s foot gets the ropebreak! Tag to Taka, he stomps Tanahashi down. Taka drags Tanahashi up, wrenches, and ELBOW BREAKERS! Taka gets the arm again for another wrench and another ELBOW BREAKER! Taka stomps Tanahashi but fans rally up. Taka wrenches to a third ELBOW BREAKER! Tanahashi falls, Suzuki tags in. Suzuki BOOTS Yano down, Taka digs his boots into Tanahashi, then Suzuki brings Tanahashi up. The fans rally, Suzuki pushes Tanahashi around but Tanahashi fires forearms back! Suzuki forearms back, they go back and forth, and fans rally up as they pick up speed! Suzuki ROCKS Tanahashi!

Tanahashi drops to a knee, Suzuki smirks, but Tanahashi blocks the Penalty Kick to DRAGON SCREW! Fans rally up, Tanahashi tags in Yano! Yano goes to the corner to untie the buckle pad! Suzuki runs in, Yano moves, but Suzuki stops himself from hitting buckles. Yano doesn’t realize that until he turns around and Suzuki kicks low. Suzuki whips, but Yano grabs ropes. Yano dodges Suzuki and SLAPS him on the head! Fans fire up but Suzuki scowls! Yano sees that scary face and Suzuki kicks him to whip him into a corner. Suzuki BOOTS, snapmares and PENALTY KICKS! Suzuki sits Yano up so he can rain down forearms, and then fists!

The ref stops the closed fists, Suzuki shoves the ref away. Suzuki kicks Yano, runs, but Yano hits an atomic drop! Hot tag to Tanahashi! Fans rally as Tanahashi hits FLYING FOREARMS on Suzuki! Tanahashi DECKS Taka for good measure before he drags Suzuki up for a strike fest! Tanahashi scoops and SLAMS Suzuki to a drop zone, hops up the corner and SUNSET SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up with “Let’s Go, Ace!” as Tanahashi runs. Suzuki follows, dodges, and gets a SLEEPER HOLD! Tag to Taka, Suzuki-Gun double whip Tanahashi into the bare corner! Clothesline and BOOT! Suzuki brings Tanahashi around to ROCK with a forearm, then he runs, BOOK SUPERKICK COMBO!

Taka covers, TWO! Taka drags Tanahashi up, scoops but Tanahashi slips out to SHOTEI! CALF KICK from Taka! La Magistrol! TWO! Taka traps Tanahashi in a headscissors hold! FIGURE FOUR NECKLOCK! Tanahashi endures as Taka also gets the arm! Yano gets in to stomp Taka, then he intercepts Suzuki. Suzuki whips Yano into the bare buckles! Taka gets Tanahashi up, knees and whips into Suzuki’s BOOT! SLEEPER! Suzuki spins Tanahashi for the Gotch, but Tanahashi resists. Suzuki KNEES Tanahashi, shoves him to Taka’s waistlock, but Tanahashi switches and shoves Taka into Suzuki! Suzuki storms in but Tanahashi grabs the ref. Yano slips in to DOUBLE LOW BLOW!

Tanahashi runs to SLINGBLADE Taka down! Fans fire up and Tanahashi gets Taka’s legs. Tanahashi ties the legs up for the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Taka endures, Yano keeps Suzuki out! Taka taps, Yano & Tanahashi win!

Winners: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Suzuki-Gun earns 0)

Another sneaky play from the Joker & the Ace, and they’re still alive! But will this dark horse duo make it to the end? Or are they still just one loss away from being out completely? As for Suzuki-Gun, will they ever get points on the board?

 

World Tag League 2021: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

Speaking of spoilers, the Great Bash Heels want to play spoiler to the House of Torture, but they will have to watch out for Dick Togo’s Spoiler Choker! Will Honma & Makabe make the Tokyo Pimp & King of Darkness choke this late in the tournament? Or will Darkness Fall as Yujiro & Evil rise?

Bullet Club Low Sweets, and then they attack! Evil goes after Makabe while Yujiro is after Honma! The bell rings to get this on record, Evil sends Makabe out and CHOPS him, while Yujiro has Honma in the corner for CHOPS. Makabe forearms Evil back! Then POSTS him! Then smacks him off the apron! Fans fire up while Yujiro knees Honma low. Yujiro runs, rams shoulders, but Honma stays up! Honma roars, Yujiro kicks him low. Yujiro runs, Honma dodges to run Yujiro over! Honma stomps Yujiro, drags him up and CLUBS him, to then scoop and SLAM! Honma fires up, fans rally but Dick is in the way!

The ref reprimands, Honma drags Yujiro up but Yujiro BITES Honma’s hand! The ref reprimands but Yujiro CLUBS the arm, then whips Honma into the bare buckles! The Bullet Club special is back again! Makabe runs in but Yujiro kicks him first. Yujiro whips Makabe into the bare buckles now! Honma and Makabe both fall out of the ring, and Evil gets Makabe up. Evil hammerlocks Makabe’s arm, then he RAMS Makabe into railing at the commentary table! Milano Collection AT and Jushin Thunder Liger brace themselves! Evil gets the House of Torture shirt and uses it to choke Makabe! Yujiro keeps Honma down on the other side, then puts him in the ring cover. TWO and fans rally up.

Yujiro drags Honma up to scoop and SLAM, then he rains down right hands! The ref reprimands, so Yujiro rakes Honma’s eyes instead! The ref reprimands again and Yujiro stops to tag in Evil. Fans rally for “G B H!” but Evil throws Honma out. Evil has the ref pay attention to Makabe so Dick can ROCK Honma and put him back in. Cover, TWO! Evil argues the count but he drags Honma back up to wrench the arm. Tag to Yujiro, House of Torture mugs Honma then Yujiro DECKS Makabe. Yujiro whips Honma into the bare buckles! Yujiro drags Honma up to snapmare and run for a basement BOOT! Cover, TWO! Tag to Evil, he kicks Honma around.

Fans rally up, Evil scoops and SLAMS to cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Deep leg hook, TWO! Evil is frustrated but the ref says those were all fair. Fans rally up harder for Honma and he chops Evil. Evil doesn’t flinch and gives toying kicks. Honma chops more but Evil rakes eyes! The ref reprimands, Evil brings Honma around to suplex. Honma fights that off and he suplexes Evil up and over! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hot tag to Makabe! The Rampaging King Kong rallies on House of Torture, and even DECKS Dick! Makabe runs at Evil to corner clothesline! Makabe climbs up to rain down fists! Fans rally, he gets all 10 and laughs.

Makabe reels Evil in but Evil fights the suplex and CLUBS Makabe to run, into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Makabe drags Evil up as fans rally, and he ROCKS Evil with big haymakers! Makabe runs, but Evil grabs the ref and Dick trips Makabe up! Tag to Yujiro, he drags Makabe up to knee low and put against the ropes. Yujiro backs up to BOOT Makabe! Yujiro brings Makabe up but Makabe fights the fisherman. Yujiro fights the suplex, wrenches out, ducks one lariat but not the LEFT! Hot tag to Honma! Honma runs to run Yujiro over! Honma CHOPS Yujiro into the corner, CHOPS more, then whips corner to corner. Honma runs in to back elbow, then BULLDOG!

Fans fire up and Honma runs, KOKESHI FLOPS! Yujiro avoids it in time, and he brings Honma back up. Honma kicks but Yujiro blocks it to throw him down for a basement boot! Yujiro gets Honma back up for FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, Makabe breaks it! Evil attacks Makabe, House of Torture double whip but he breaks the clothesline to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Fans fire up and GBH targets Yujiro. LARIAT SANDWICH! Makabe ax handle chops Yujiro, Honma runs Yujiro over! Honma fires up and runs, KOKESHI! Cover, TWO! Yujiro survives, but fans rally up. Honma drags Yujiro up, scoops, but Yujiro slips out to mule kick! And SUPERKICK!

Yujiro reels Honma in but no Pimp Juice! Honma spins Yujiro around, Evil gets in but gets caught! COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! Dick gets on the apron, Honma DECKS him! Honma sits Yujirio up, BASEMENT KOKESHI! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives but Honma drags him up. Scoop and SLAM, then Honma goes to the corner. Fans fire up as Honma climbs, Makabe DECKS Evil! FALLING KOKESHI FLOPS!! Yujiro grabs his pimp cane, but that’s to distract from Dick and the SPOILER CHOKER!! Dick shoves Honma into the ref! Then more SPOILER CHOKER! But Makabe uses his chain! KING KONG CHOKER! Evil saves Dick as he LOW BLOWS Makabe!

Evil drags Honma up, sets him up, Yujiro gets Honma the CANE SHOT! The ref comes to, Yujiro drags Honma up, BIG JUICE! Cover, House of Torture wins!

Winners: Yujiro Takahashi & Evil, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Great Bash Heels earn 0)

Another day, just another way to cheat a win! Will the House of Torture prove Everything is Evil and take the trophies?

 

World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS The United Empire!

TenCozy is familiar with The Dominator & Ultimate Weapon. Will Kojima & Tenzan avenge the loss in the battle of Mongolian Chops?

The teams sort out and Khan calls out Tenzan. Tenzan accepts and the fans rally with the bell. Khan and Tenzan circle, tie up, and Tenzan powers Khan to ropes. The ref calls for the break, Tenzan lets off, but Khan avoids the Mongolian Chops. They reset, tie up again, and now Khan powers Tenzan back. But Tenzan powers Khan back to ropes again, only for Khan to turn it around on him. Khan lets off, but Tenzan avoids the Mongolian Chops! Tenzan and Khan go again, Khan kicks low and headlocks! Khan grinds the hold, Tenzan powers out, they ram shoulders and neither falls. Tenzan runs, they RAM shoulders, but Khan stays up!

Khan fakes Tenzan out to kick low then run, only for Tenzan to CLOBBER him! Tenzan Mongolian Chops Khan again and again into the corner. Tenzan stomps Khan, headbutts him down, then brings Khan up to throw haymakers. Fans rally, Tenzan whips corner to corner and runs in to clothesline! Tenzan calls his shot, TENZAN BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Tag to Kojima, he DECKS Henare, then they pinball Khan between forearms and Mongolian Chops, until Kojima uses the Mongolian Chops! Kojima stomps Khan around, brings him up, then scoops and SLAMS! TenCozy coordinates, ELBOW HEADBUTT DROP COMBO!

Kojima DECKS Henare again, stomps Khan some more, and fans rally up. Kojima brings Khan up, turns him, and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Kojima has Khan by his beard, then drops an elbow! Khan scrambles to ropes so Kojima stomps him down. Tag to Tenzan, he stomps Khan now. Tenzan headbutts Khan, CLUBS him down, then stomps him more. Tenzan runs but Henare gets a cheap shot in! Henare then hotshots Tenzan, BLASTS Kojima, then runs Tenzan over with a shoulder! Khan gets up to tag Henare in, and Henare fires off body shots on Tenzan. Henare KICKS Tenzan then suplexes! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up, Henare drags Tenzan up and throws haymakers. Tenzan staggers, Henare throws more haymakers and has him in the corner. Tenzan kicks back, Henare headbutts! And again! Tag to Khan, Khan Mongolian Chops! And again! Tenzan drops, Khan fires up and fans fire up with him. Khan talks trash to Tenzan, stomps on his hand and then makes him bow! Tenzan fights up to Mongolian Chop! Khan Mongolian Chops! Tenzan give sit back so Khan gives another. It’s a Mongolian Chop fight! Tenzan drops to a knee again, but he HEADBUTTS, and Mongolian Chops! Khan drops to a knee now, Tenzan runs, but into a BOOT! He’s right back up, but Khan Mongolian Chops!

Khan runs, into the WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up while both men are down. Hot tags to Kojima and Henare! They ram shoulders, and again, and then they start throwing forearms! Fans fire up as they pick up speed. Henare gets the edge and ROCKS Kojima, to then whip him corner to corner. Kojima dodges to fire off MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Fans fire up as Kojima tops it off with a whip corner to corner and forearm smash! Kojima shoves Henare down, climbs up top, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Kojima fires off forearms on Henare but Henare throws heavy body shots! Henare gets Kojima up for a SAMOAN DROP! Fans fire up while both men are down!

Henare gets up and goes to a corner. He aims at Kojima, runs in, but Kojima BOOTS him! Kojima fires off forearms, Henare ROCKS him with a body shot! HEEL KICK! Cover, Tenzan breaks it! Tenzan DECKS Khan, stomps Henare, then coordinates with Kojima. They double whip, TENCOZY CUTTER! Cover, Khan breaks it! Khan CLUBS Kojima, Tenzan CLUBS Khan! Tenzan throws Khan out, Kojima gets Henare up for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! The armband comes off and fans fire up! Kojima waits for Henare to rise, but runs into RAMPAGE! Both men are down again and fans fire back up. Khan gets in, he knees Kojima then Mongolian Chops!

Khan CHOPS Kojima in the corner, stomps and KNEES, then whips him corner to corner. Khan runs in to clothesline, then Henare adds the SHINING WIZARD! ROUNDHOUSE BOOT COMBO! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Kojima survives but Khan drags Kojima back up. HITSUJIGOROSHI! Henare gets the HEEL HOOKS! FUBUKI STYLE! But Tenzan CLUBS Henare and Khan! Tenzan fires forearms back and forth on the United Empire, and DECKS Henare! But Khan Mongolian Chops again! DOUBLE MOANOGLIAN CHOPS! And again! And again! Both men wobble, Khan roars but Henare ROUNDHOUSES Tenzan!

Khan kicks Tenzan, HITSUJIGOROSHI! Henare gets the legs, MARINE!! The Empire kicks Tenzan out, and they drag Kojima back up. Fireman’s carry, Khan runs, but Kojima slips off to shove Henare into Khan! DDT for Henare! Kojima swats the Mongolian Chop away to DDT Khan! Fans fire up as Kojima fires off on Henare! ROLLING ELBOW! COZY CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Henare survives but Kojima fires up! Kojima powers up the arm, runs, but Khan catches him with an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Feed to the SCREW HIGH KICK! Fireman’s carry, Khan BOOTS Tenzan down then comes back, IMPERIAL DROP!! Cover, The United Empire wins!

Winners: The United Empire, by pinfall (gains 2 points; TenCozy earns 0)

And with that, they’re tied with the Tekkers at the top of this block! Khan vows he and Henare will use their power as to win, will they conquer the Heavyweight Tag Division for the glory of The United Empire?

 

World Tag League 2021: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale!

Two teams still in the running, but only one can be near the front of the pack! Will the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter or the Crown Jewel & Rogue General kick the other out of the way to the top?

The teams sort out, fans rally up, and Chase starts against Hashi. They circle, tie up, and Chase waistlocks. Hashi wrenches out to a hammerlock, but Chase headlocks and hits the takeover. Hashi headscissors but Chase kips free, and fans cheer this opening exchange. They reset, Hashi calls for knuckle locks, but then suckers Chase in to wrench the arm. Chase throws Hashi down by his hair to stomp him down! Chase slaps Hashi around, brings him up and forearms. Chase whips, Hashi reverses and Goto tags in, they run Chase over! Then hip toss senton! Fale gets in, they kick and hammer him down, only for Fale to to explode out!

Goto-Hashi kick and double whip but Fale runs them both over! Fans cheer that showing of strength as Fale chases Goto. Fale and Chase mug Goto at the railing, Chase DECKS Goto while Fale stomps Hashi. Chase scoops and SLAMS Goto on the floor! Chase leaves Goto behind and the ring count starts. Fale whips Hashi into railing! We’re already at 10 of 20 and Chase is showing off by doing jumping jacks. Goto stirs at 13, crawls over at 15, and gets up at 17 to hop in at 18! Chase stomps Goto, drags him up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Fale, Bullet Club mugs Goto with big body shot and big hammering forearms! The ref reprimands and Fale lets off to argue with him.

Fale digs a boot into Goto’s neck, lets off, and then Chase chokes Goto while the ref is busy with Fale! Chase gets away with that before Fale comes back to tag Chase in. Chase drags Goto up, Bullet Club double whips do body shot, knee lift and LARIAT! Chase has a cocky cover a la Jericho, TWO! Chase drags Goto up, CLUBS him on the neck, but Goto kicks back. Chase throws a forearm, snapmares and dropkicks Goto down! Cover, TWO! Another, TWO! Deep leg hook, TWO! Another deep leg hook, TWO!! Chase puts Goto at the ropes, tags in Fale, and they stand on Goto’s back! They salute before they hop off, but Fale keeps on Goto’s back while Chase slowly exits.

Fale steps off to drag Goto up. Fans rally up, Goto CHOPS and CHOPS, but Fale throat chops! Fale then scoops and SLAMS, to drop the big elbow! But Goto moves and Fale only hits the mat! Fans rally, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi DECKS Chase, then fires forearms on Fale! Hashi tries to whip but Fale blocks that to whip Hashi to a corner. Hashi dodges, then comes back to clothesline! Hashi whips, Fale reverses but Hashi dropkicks the leg out! Hashi runs again to BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Hashi brings Fale up and fires fast hands and a CHOP! Fale choke grips, but Hashi escapes the Grenade! Hashi runs, but Fale runs him over!

Fale rolls to his corner, tag to Chase. Chase runs at Hashi in the corner to forearm smash then short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chase is annoyed but he drags Hashi up to half nelson. Hashi arm-drags out of the suplex to spinning mule kick! Hashi crawls, hot tag to Goto! Fans fire up as Goto runs in and clotheslines Chase, then whips him corner to corner, MURAMASA! And BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto drags Chase up, Chase fires a forearm! Goto forearms back, Chase comes back to forearm again. Fans rally as they go back and forth, faster and faster! Goto gets the edge, ROCKS Chase, and then fires up as Chase flounders!

Chase gets up and staggers, but he fires off a strike fest! Chase runs, but into Goto’s fireman’s carry! Chase slips off, Goto elbows him away. Goto runs in at the corner but Chase catches him for a BUCKLE SHOT! Fale gets in to whip Chase to the corner. Forearm smash, then a SPLASH! Chase climbs, Fale fireman’s carries, FLYING STOMP DEATH VALLEY! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Goto is still in this but Bullet Club call for the end! They drag Goto up but Hashi LARIATS Fale! Chase runs in but Hashi dodges, Chase hits Fale! Goto-Hashi run in, Chase dodges but they DOUBLE CLOHTESLINE Fale!

Goto-Hashi double whip, Chase shoves them into each other then throws Hashi out! But Goto dragon sleepers! Chase victory rolls, TWO!! Fans fire up, Chase knees low but Goto runs after, only to run into a PELE! Chase waistlocks, Goto backs him into a corner! Hashi runs in to CHOP Chase! Fans fire up as Hashi feeds Chase to Goto, SHI TRIGGER! Chase BOOTS then half nelsons, spins Hashi for a NECKBREAKER! Chase fires up, fans are fired up, too! Chase gets Goto up, reels him in, tucks the arms, PACKAGE- NO, Goto fights! Chase gets Goto back up but Goto fights again! Fireman’s carry, Hashi returns, Chase slips off, Hashi SUPERKICKS him after all!

Fireman’s carry, SUPERKICK to USHIGOROSHI! Goto-Hashi call their shot, they get Chase up in the dragon sleeper and leg lift, SHOTO!! Cover, Goto-Hashi win!!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Bullet Club earns 0)

Chaos stays strong and is now alongside the Tekkers and the Empire! Will Goto & Hashi continue this rise and take the trophies?

 

World Tag League 2021: SANADA & Tetsuya Naito VS The Guerrillas of Destiny!

Both teams won last round, but the Cold Skull & Uncontrollable Charisma are ahead of the Good Bad Guy & Silverback in the running. Will Los Ingobernables de Japon stay towards the front of the World Tag League? Or will Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa make the World Tag League Too Sweet?

Naito puts away his entrance gear, GoD Low Sweets, and LIJ fist bumps. Tama mocks Naito by taking his time with taking off his vest. The teams sort out, Loa calls out Naito so Naito accepts. Fans rally up, the two circle and Loa dares Naito to bring it. They tie up, Loa powers Naito to ropes but lets off cleanly. Fans cheer and the two reset. Naito and Loa tie up again, Loa again powers Naito to ropes, but Naito turns things around. Red Shoes calls for the break, Naito lets off cleanly, but then he kicks low as Loa rushes in! Naito whips, Lo reverses but Naito slides out. Loa slides out, Naito slides in then decks Loa! Naito builds speed, but he fakes Loa out to tranquilo!

Loa gets in, Naito kicks low and CLUBS him. Naito whips, Loa reverses but Naito holds ropes. Naito boots Loa, tags Sanada, then they isolate a leg to kick it. LIJ double whip to double clothesline and split the wishbone to then double basement dropkick! Fans fire up, Sanada brings Loa up and CLUBS him on the neck. Sanada brings Loa up to CLUB him again, then whips him to ropes. Loa reverses and SPEARS Sanada down! Loa drags Sanada over, tags Tama, and Tama stomps away on Sanada. Tama finally lets off, brings Sanada up and throws heavy hands. Tama whips Sanada corner to corner then runs in to clothesline!

Tama barks, fans rally up with it, and Tama runs in to STINGER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Tama drags Sanada up while keeping his eyes on Naito. Tama CLUBS away on Sanada’s chest, barks at Naito, then CLUBS Sanada more. Tama then sucker punches Naito off the apron! Red Shoes reprimands but Tama tags Loa in. Tama snap suplexes Sanada and Loa slingshot sentons in! Cover, TWO! Loa hears fans rallying for “SA-NA-DA!” but Loa brings Sanada up to RAM him into the corner! Loa hoists Sanada back up, to RAM him in again! Loa digs his shoulder in, Red Shoes counts but Loa lets off. Fans rally up but Tama tags in.

Tama paces, mocks Naito’s eye pose, then “takes out the eye” to stomp it! Tama drags Sanada up but Sanada dropkicks the leg out! Tama stomps Sanada back but he hobbles on the bad leg. Tama fires off body shots, whips Sanada corner to corner, but runs into another dropkick to the legs! Fans fire up as Sanada crawls, but Tama grabs a leg! Sanada kicks him away and hot tags Naito! Naito fires off on Tama, whips him to ropes, then elbows him down for a basement dropkick! Naito kicks Loa, runs and RANAS him back out! Naito kicks Tama and turns him for a NECKBREAKER! Naito mocks the barking, and fans fire up as he stalks Tama to a corner.

Naito elbows Tama, barks, throws more elbows, etc. and he makes Tama sit down. Red Shoes counts, Naito lets off but Tama flips Naito off. Naito stomps Tama, fans rally up, and Naito whips corner to corner. Naito runs corner to corner but Loa gets in to RAM Naito to the corner! Tama STINGER SPLASHES Naito while Loa DECKS Sanada! Tama walks off the pain in his leg while Loa keeps on Sanada, then Tama throws Naito out. Naito leans against railing, Tama throws haymakers right in front of commentary! And CLAWS Naito’s back, too! Tama rakes Naito’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands, Tama lets off in frustration. Tama says no tranquilo here.

The ring count starts while Tama paces around. Tama gets in at 6 of 20, fans rally up, and the count goes to 15! Loa gets Naito up and puts him in at 17, Tama stands on Naito for a cocky cover. Red Shoes wont’ allow that and Tama gets in his face. Tama cools off to CLUB Naito down. Tama tags in Loa as he stands on Naito’s chest! Red Shoes counts, Tama lets off and Loa drags Naito up. Loa suplexes and holds Naito up, and fans cheer the showing of strength as Loa holds Naito for 20 before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! OJK CROSSFACE! Naito endures, moves around, reaches out, and gets a ROPEBREAK with his foot!

Loa lets off and he pats Naito on the chest before he SLAMS him face down! Loa stomps Naito, drags him up, tag to Tama. Scoop SLAM and slingshot senton! Fans fire up seeing that athleticism, and Tama mockingly says, “Naito~. Naito~.” Fans rally up for Naito and he gets up to throw body shots! Tama fires back, whips, but Naito reverses. Tama ducks and kicks, but runs into a SHOTGUN BOOT! Both men are down, fans fire up, hot tag to Sanada! Sanada rallies on Tama, arm-drags him around, then gets him for a BIG atomic drop! Loa runs in, but Sanada gives him a BIG atomic drop, too!

Loa bails out, Sanada PLANCHAS! Sanada goes to the other side, and PLANCHAS Tama, too! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans get louder and Sanada likes the volume. Sanada drags Tama up, puts him in, but Tama wants mercy. Tama apologizes, but then Sanada sees his cheap shot coming! Sanada trips Tama, ties him up, but Tama fights out of Paradise! Only to run into a fireman’s carry! But Tama slips out, only for Sanada to fight the dragon sleeper. Sanada forearms, but Tama ducks the rolling elbow to COMPLETE SHOT! Hot tag to Loa, and he drags Sanada up. Sanada fires forearms but Loa kicks, knees and ENZIGURIS!

Loa reels Sanada in, gets Sanada up, but Sanada fights and RANAS the bomb away! Loa ends up in a corner and fans fire up as Sanada stirs. Sanada crawls to the corner, hot tag to Naito! Fans rally for “NA-I-TO!” as he runs in to JUMP KICK! Leg sweep, COMBINACION CABRON! Naito hoists Loa up top, climbs up to join him, and SUPER STEINERS Loa right down! Fans fire up as time is running out! Naito aims at Loa from the corner, runs in, but Loa elbows him away. Loa runs in, Naito dodges, Sanada back elbows! Feed to an elbow, forearm, and ENZIGURI! BIG back suplex, then RUNNING JACKKNIFE! Cover, TWO!! Loa escapes but LIJ stays cool.

Naito gets Loa up, wrenches, tilt-o-whirl, but Loa blocks Destino to POWERSLAM! Sanada gets in to dragon sleeper Loa! Tama gets in to pull Sanada’s hair and dragon sleeper, TONGAN TWIST! GoD regroups and gets Naito up. Loa back suplex, NIGHTFALL! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up and GoD take opposite corners. DIVING HEADBUTT from Loa, SUPERME FLOW from Tama! Cover from Loa, TWO!! Naito survives and GoD can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous and Jado calls the shot! Tama and Loa get Naito up but Sanada stops Magic Killer! Sanada fires off forearms and ROLLING ELBOW for Loa! Tama dragon sleepers, Sanada shiranuis out of it to dragon sleeper!

Tama fights, he and Loa get Sanada up, but Sanada fights out of Magic Killer to give Tama MAGIC SCREW! Loa CLOBBERS Sanada, and he drags Sanada back up. Loa scoops, but Sanada fights to the dragon sleeper! Feed to Naito, CORREINDO SHIKI DESTINO!! Cover, TWO!?! Loa survives and fans are thunderous! Sanada DECKS Tama, PLANCHAS again, and Naito wrenches Loa for DESTINO!! Cover, LIJ wins!!

Winners: Sanada & Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gain 2 points; GoD earn 0)

Tama & Loa fall, they’re on their way out! Is there no chance for GoD to repeat as World Tag League Champions now? As for LIJ, Naito gets the mic to note how this is the first time LIJ’s been in Okayama since March. “After nine months, we’re back, cabron!” This was night nine of World Tag League, and Naito wants to thank all the LIJ fans for coming out on a weeknight. “Gracias, amigos.” With this, LIJ is 7-2, though they were hoping to go undefeated. “A shame, but we’ll win out from here. And Naito and Sanada will win this World Tag League.” That way, next time LIJ is in Okayama, Naito can say they won World Tag League. Please be excited for that.

So until next time, Okayama, TRANQUILO! ASSEN NA YO! Naito hopes to see them all then, and to close this out properly… “Bushi! Sanada! Hiromu! Takagi! Y Naito! Nosotros Los Ingoberrrrrnables! DE! JA! PON!” Fans cheer LIJ, but will they be the ones holding the World Tag League trophies high in the end?

 

Here are the NEW World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 7-2, 14 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 7-2, 14 points
The United Empire: 7-2, 14 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 7-2, 14 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 6-3, 12 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 6-3, 12 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 5-4, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 5-4, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 1-8, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 1-8, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-9, 0 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

A great round for World Tag League, and after doing the math, only half the field is still viable. Even though Yano & Tanahashi won, they won against a team who was already out, and then the teams that needed to lose did not. The bubble has burst on the Ace and the Joker, but now they can be spoiler for somebody, assuming they’re still facing a team that has a chance. Bullet Club’s teams are on the bubble now, I have a feeling this adds weight to how LIJ VS House of Torture will decide the finals. I do appreciate that Chase & Fale are being booked strong so that they are long shots, and could believably spoil things for someone. I hope rounds 10 and 11 really put pedal to the metal in terms of action for those four different 7-2 teams to give us something to sink our teeths into.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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