HPW Media catches up with Fin Balure and his new friends!

After his big Fatal 4 Way win at Dueling Peaks, we hear from HPW Termina Champion, Fin Balure, and the newcomers who helped him out!

The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla is in the HPW Training Center.

He’s ringside while the two Ritos who helped him win run the ropes. HPW Media calls to him and he has the two stop running. They exit the ring and Seres asks them the nature of Fin’s relationship with these new signees. Fin says these two may be new to HPW, but they’ve known each other a long time. They used to run together in the indies, and Fin decided to use his new influence as a champion to get HPW to bring them on. This is Mack and Rick Quackson, AKA the Young Ducks! And Mack says that now that they’re here, they’re going to help their ol’ buddy, Fin, take over all of HPW!

Rick calls out all the top trios in HPW, “from the uWo to the Dark Forces, to FBV to the current champions,” that they haven’t ever seen a trio like them. The Young Ducks have had tag titles here and there, so imagine how much easier it’ll be to take the Trios Championships with Fin on their team! Fin says he’s also not stopping at the Termina Championship. He wants that Triforce Champion, so Link better watch out! Because they are Arrow Club, and everyone’s gotta bull’s eye on their backs! Rick then caws and this trio heads out. Will this “Arrow Club” take aim and hit the mark?

My Thoughts:

That’s right! I’m parodying Bullet Club, because why not? I’m already parodying the New World Order and a bunch of other people in wrestling, might as well get this generation’s biggest faction. But I’ll only be adding members if I can figure out puns like I just did for the Young Bucks. If anyone out there can come up with some, let me know.