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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/18/22)

Round three, part four!

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The Sweet Sixteen hits its finale!

NJPW wraps up the round of sixteen as Los Ingobernables de Japon takes on Bullet Club back-to-back! Will it be tranquilo or Too Sweet tonight?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS YOH, Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma; Tanahashi, Taguchi & Wato win.
  • El Desperado & DOUKI VS SHO & Yujiro Takahashi; Sho & Yujiro win.
  • Six Man Tag: Guerillas of Destiny VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS Suzuki-Gun; Chaos wins.
  • Tetsuya Naito & BUSHI VS Jeff Cobb & Will Ospreay; Cobb & Ospreay win.
  • Kazuchika Okada & Toru Yano VS Dangerous Tekkers; Dangerous Tekkers win.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Third Round: Shingo Takagi VS Chase Owens; Takagi wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Third Round: Hiromu Takahashi VS EVIL; wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tetsuya Naito & BUSHI VS Jeff Cobb & Will Ospreay!

The Uncontrollable Charisma meets the Hawaiian Hulk in the quarterfinals, while Black Mask lost to the Commonwealth Kingpin to start the New Japan Cup. Will Los Ingobernables de Japon go into the next round strong while also avenging Sanada? Or will the United Empire continue to conquer?

The Empire doesn’t even wait for LIJ to get in the ring before they attack! Ospreay goes after Bushi while Cobb is after Naito! Ospreay stomps away on Bushi, Cobb CLUBS and headbutts Naito and the bell rings to get this on record. Cobb puts on Naito’s hat to mock him, then bumps Naito off the apron. Ospreay keeps beating up Bushi and even rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands, Ospreay lets off, but Cobb puts Naito in the ring. Cobb stomps Naito, says he remembers Naito from the G1, and then brings Naito up to throw heavy body shots! Cobb CLUBS Naito, then tells Bushi he’s next.

Cobb drags Naito up, whips him to ropes, but Naito holds ropes and boots back! Naito dodges to shove Cobb, then Bushi dropkicks the legs out! Naito basement dropkicks then goes after the leg! KNEEBAR! Cobb gets the ROPEBRAEK, but Bushi stands on Cobb’s hand! The ref reprimands and Bushi steps away, but Naito keeps on the kneebar! Cobb claws at Naito and the ref counts. Bushi tags in, Cobb grabs at Naito’s hair, and the ref has Naito undo his leglock. Bushi stomps Cobb’s bad leg, then stands on the knee. Bushi has the other leg, too, but Cobb gets the ropebreak.

Bushi lets off to stomp Cobb around. Tag back to Naito, Naito stomps Cobb’s leg in the corner over and over. Naito pulls on Cobb’s hair, then whips him corner to corner. Naito runs in to JUMP KCIK! Leg sweep, but Cobb catches the slingshot! Tag to Ospreay before the TOSS! Slingshot senton! Ospreay BOOTS Bushi then goes out to RAM Bushi into railing! Ospreay digs at Bushi’s eyes while Cobb throws Naito out to CLUB him! Cobb CLUBS away on Naito’s chest, then mocks tranquilo! Fans rally up for “L I J!” but the ring count starts. Cobb brings Naito up to fake out commentary and throw Naito in for Ospreay.

Ospreay digs his knee on Naito’s head, but he lets off to taunt Naito. Ospreay throws forearms, Naito staggers around, and Ospreay CHOPS him to the corner! Ospreay digs his boot in but the ref counts. Ospreay scrapes Naito’s face but he lets off at 4. Ospreay drags Naito up but Naito throws a body shot! And haymakers! Ospreay kicks low, whips Naito hard into a corner, and Naito falls to the mat. Ospreay hurries to drag Naito over and he tags Cobb. Cobb stomps away on Naito, but fans rally up. Cobb stands on Naito and “surfs” on him! Cobb even mocks Naito’s pose! Cobb steps off and Naito writhes.

Fans rally up, Cobb drags Naito up to whip him to a corner. Cobb kisses his bicep, to run and uppercut in the corner! Then Cobb lifts Naito, for a running- Headlock takeover! Naito gets up to reel Cobb in for elbow after elbow! But Cobb ROCKS Naito! Naito dropkicks Cobb’s leg out! Fans fire up while both men are down! Naito and Cobb crawl, hot tags to Bushi and Ospreay! Ospreay kicks and whips but Bushi RANAS! Ospreay bails out, Bushi builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Ospreay hits railing! Fans fire up as Bushi puts Ospreay back in. Bushi spins Ospreay around, DDT! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally and Bushi stomps Ospreay. Bushi brings Ospreay up but Ospreay slips out of Fisherman Screw! Ospreay scoops for a SPIN-OUT BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Ospreay grins as he prepares the elbow pad! Bushi sits up, but Naito CLOBBERS Ospreay and dropkicks him! Cobb whips Naito but Naito FLYING FOREARMS! Cobb comes back, Naito dodges, kicks and TORNADO- NO! Cobb blocks to suplex! But Naito slips out, waistlocks, but Cobb switches! Cobb ripcords for TOUR OF- NO! Naito slips out to dropkick the leg! Naito runs in, tilt-o-whirl, but ATHLETIC PLEX!!

Fans fire up as Cobb runs at Bushi. Bushi dodges, Cobb ducks the enziguri but not the HEEL KICK! Bushi runs, but into an ENZIGURI from Ospreay! Cobb TACKES Bushi to the corner, Ospreay BOOTS, then feeds to Cobb’s LARIAT! Ospreay takes aim, Bushi sits up, HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, the Empire wins!

Winners: Jeff Cobb & Will Ospreay, by pinfall

Nothing could stop the combination of Hulk and Kingpin! Wait, Cobb aims at Naito and builds speed?! Oh, just to copy Naito’s fake-out and tranquilo. Is this a sign that nothing will stop the United Empire from taking the New Japan Cup?

 

Kazuchika Okada & Toru Yano VS Dangerous Tekkers!

The Rainmaker is IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, and the Producer is currently Mr. KOPW 2022. Taichi beat one but lost to the other, will he and Zack Sabre Jr. get big wins outside of the Cup? Or will Chaos refuse to #JustTapOut?

Taichi shows off the dancing pecs and fans cheer. The teams sort out and Yano is honored to let Okada start. Taichi starts against Okada to give us a partial rematch from their Cup match. Fans rally as the two circle, and they tie up. Okada powers Taichi to ropes, the ref calls for the ropebreak, and Okada lets off. But then Taichi turns it around onto Okada! Taichi fakes the chop to pat Okada on the shoulders. Then Taichi kicks him low! Taichi whips, reels Okada in, but Okada forearms! Okada whips, Taichi holds ropes but Okada ducks the Ax Bomber! Okada ripcords but Taichi ducks the Rainmaker!

Fans cheer the standoff, but then Taichi CHOKES Okada! Taichi pushes Okada to the mat, lets off as the ref counts, and then eggs Okada on. Okada gets up but he blocks Taichi’s kick to spin him and BOOT him down! Okada tags Yano in and Yano fires up as he goes to untie a buckle pad! But Taichi CLUBS and whips Yano! Yano holds ropes to taunt Taichi, then he dodges the boot to SLAP him! Taichi CHOKES Yano and shoves him into the bare buckles! ZSJ DECKS Okada then runs over to dig his boot into Yano! The ref counts, the Tekkers let off at 4. They double whip Yano, ZSJ runs in to EuroUpper! Taichi adds a clothesline!

Taichi snapmares Yano for ZSJ’s NECK TWIST! ZSJ even mocks Yano’s shrug! Taichi paces around Yano, drags him back up, snapmares him back down, and KICKS him in the back! Cover, but there’s a choke in it! The ref reprimands so Taichi stops. Cover, but there’s another choke! The ref reprimands, so Taichi sits Yano up to dig his fingers into Yano’s chin! Is that a choke? Not sure but the ref reprimands anyway. Taichi lets off and fans rally up. Taichi bumps Yano off buckles, and now ZSJ wrenches Yano’s neck! Snapmare, and headscissors! ZSJ squeezes tight, pushes up for more pressure, but Yano endures.

Yano reaches out with a foot but Taichi blocks the ropebreak with his foot! The ref reprimands, Taichi steps away and Yano finally has the ropebreak. ZSJ lets off and fans cheer. ZSJ drags Yano up by his ears, but Yano breaks free to fire off forearms! ZSJ headbutts low, whips to ropes, but Yano reverses! Atomic- NO! Ear pulling! ZSJ pulls ears, whips, but Yano reverses to pull ZSJ’s hair! Both men are down and Yano tags in Okada! Okada rallies on ZSJ with forearms, then whips. ZSJ reverses but Okada CLOBBERS ZSJ! Then he DECKS Taichi! Okada whips ZSJ corner to corner, into the bare buckles!

Okada runs in to back elbow, then kick and DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, “O-KA-DA!” and he drags ZSJ up. Okada loops the arms and hooks a leg for a modified abdominal stretch! ZSJ endures, slips out, and has a motorcycle stretch! Okada turns it around on ZSJ, but ZSJ flips through to kip up and reel Okada in! Cobra twist! Okada endures, ZSJ taunts him, but Okada pops free to hip toss! ZSJ gets up, Okada throws a forearm. ZSJ EuroUppers, then eggs Okada on. Okada swings but into ZSJ’s wrench and PELE to the arm! ZSJ runs, blocks Okada’s boot and WRINGS the arm out!

Fans rally up and ZSJ tags in Taichi! Taichi drags Okada up for Kowata Kicks! Okada throws forearms in return! Taichi shakes that off to KICK Okada’s leg. Okada fires a forearm, Taichi kicks! Forearm, kick, repeat! Fans rally up as Okada eggs Taichi on! Taichi throws more kicks, but Okada EuroUppers! Taichi sobats! Taichi reels Okada in, but Okada fights the bomb to Alabama lift and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Both men are down, fans rally up, hot tag to Yano! Yano is fired up again, and he drags Taichi up, but Taichi kicks low. Taichi goes to run but Yano throws him by his hair! High stack, TWO!!

Yano whips, Taichi reverses, Yano avoids the buckles, then baits Taichi into them! Roll up, TWO!! Yano drags Taichi up, whips him, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! Fans rally up as both men are down! Taichi grits his teeth and gets up. Taichi encourages them to get louder so the fans rally harder. Yano sits up, but he ducks the buzzsaw! Yano PANTSES Taichi! Taichi is embarrassed, just like when they faced off in the tournament, and Yano rolls Taichi up! ZSJ breaks it! Okada throws ZSJ out and tells Yano to finish this! Okada RAMS ZSJ into railing, Yano avoids Ax Bomber to clinch.

But Taichi fights back! It’s a sumo showdown! Yano fireman’s carry takeovers! Yano runs at Taichi but is sent into the bare buckles! Taichi hits the sumo throw! Taichi squares up in the three point stance, RUNNING FOREARM! Cover, Tekkers win!

Winners: Dangerous Tekkers, by pinfall

Taichi pins Mr. KOPW 2022 again! Is this a sign that the Holy Emperor should take that trophy away from Yano and bring it back to Suzuki-Gun? And what of ZSJ’s journey back to the Cup? Will the Submission Master be meeting the Rainmaker in the finals?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Third Round: Shingo Takagi VS Chase Owens w/ Bad Luck Fale!

The Rampaging Dragon got dumped on his head on a chair by the Crown Jewel while Bullet Club was beating up on LIJ. Chase won’t let Takagi beat him in five minutes, but will that attack only ensure Takagi goes after him even harder?

Chase attacks as soon as Takagi’s in the ring! The bell rings to get this on record as Chase stomps a mudhole into Takagi! Chase fires off forearms, lets off as the ref reprimands, but Takagi brings Chase in to fire back! Takagi JABS Chase then CHOPS him. Fans cheer and Takagi whips, but Chase holds ropes to boot back. Chase runs, rams Takagi, but Takagi returns to run him over! Takagi scoops and SLAMS to then SENTON onto Chase! Chase bails out but Takagi goes out after him. Takagi CLUBS Chase, then RAMS him into the apron. Takagi drags Chase up and bumps him off the apron, then bumps him off again.

Takagi puts Chase in the ring, but Fale distracts him. Chase WRECKS Takagi with a dropkick! And then RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS Takagi into the apron edge! Chase turns Takagi for a NECKBREAKER to the floor! The ref check son Takagi while fans rally up. Chase drags Takagi up and into the ring, then covers, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Chase drags Takagi up to CLUB him down. Chase puts Takagi on ropes, and he peels away the KT tape! Chase digs his boots into Takagi but the ref counts. Chase lets off, Takagi throws body shots!

Takagi ROCKS Chase with a forearm! Chase JAWBREAKERS back! Chase goes to a corner, Takagi runs in but Chase RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS him into buckles! Takagi sits down and clutches his neck while Chase gets up. Fans rally but Chase drags Takagi up to snapmare. Chase clamps on claws into Takagi’s shoulder, then adds a top wristlock. Takagi endures but Chase KNEES him in the back! And then drops knees on his head! Chase stomps and taunts Takagi, but Takagi gets up. Fans rally but Chase cravats for a neck wrench. Takagi throws body shots to get free but Chase cravat KNEE SMASHES and mule kicks!

Chase runs for a RUNNING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Takagi gets under the ropes and fans rally up, but Chase bends Takagi back against the ropes! The ref reprimands, counts, and Chase lets off at 4. Takagi goes to the apron while Chase paces. Chase drags Takagi around by the legs to ROPE GUILLOTINE! Takagi writhes and sputters, and Chase talks trash. Fans rally up but Chase drags Takagi up to CLUB him in the neck! And again! Takagi gets to ropes but Chase brings him around to KNEE him down! Chase runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Takagi is still in this!

Chase drags Takagi up, reels him in and tucks the arms! Takagi fights the package, and back drops free! Fans fire up but Takagi still clutches his neck. Chase gets up, Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! And YUKON- NO! Chase blocks, hammerlocks, but no Jewel Heist! YUKON LARIAT! Fans are thunderous and Takagi gets his arms moving again. Takagi whips, KNEES Chase at the ropes, then hits a DDT! Takagi keeps moving, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Takagi says there’s still more! Takagi drags Chase up, suplexes, but the neck bugs him too much. Chase gets a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK!

Takagi endures, Chase suplexes for a GHOSTBUSTER! Takagi writhes and Chase aims from the corner. Takagi gets up, Chase runs in, forearm smash! And short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chase is annoyed that Takagi is still in this. Chase runs in, but Takagi dodges the C-Trigger! Chase CLUBS, CHOPS and whips, but Takagi reverses to fireman’s carry! Chase chinbars free! And then QUICK DRAW! Cover, TWO! Takagi survives the hip toss neckbreaker and fans rally up even harder. Chase drags Takagi up, reels him in, but Takagi fights the half nelson. Takagi elbows and arm-drags free, to ELBOW!

Takagi runs, but into a C-TRIGGER! Both men are down but fans fire up again! Chase follows Takagi to the apron and drags Takagi up. Chase tucks the arms, but Takagi holds ropes! Chase CLUBS Takagi down, then grabs at him. Takagi pushes Chase away, so Chase stomps the neck and shoulders! But Takagi drags Chase down for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER to the floor! Fans are thunderous again while both men are down! A ring count starts and both men stir. Takagi drags himself up the railing, headbutts the railing, and fires up! He gets in the ring at 14 of 20! Chase sits up at 17 of 20, Fale shouts to him, and Chase is in at 19.99!!

Fans rally as Takagi and Chase go to opposite corners. Takagi waits for Chase to stand, then runs in to clothesline! Fans fire up again and Takagi feeds off that energy! Takagi drags Chase up, hoists him to the top rope, and then climbs up to join him! Takagi gets Chase up for a SUPERPLEX!! Chase’s headband goes flying off, but Takagi also clutches his neck and shakes his bad arm out. Fans are electric as Takagi wants Chase to get back up! Chase ROCKS Takagi with a forearm, but Takagi hits back! Chase forearms back, but Takagi forearms again! Takagi eggs Chase on, so Chase forearms again!

Takagi and Chase continue to trade forearms! As soon as Chase hits Takagi, Takagi hits back! They speed up, fans rally with them, and Chase gets the edge! Chase ROCKS Takagi, but Takagi headbutts the buckle to fire up! Takagi fires boxing elbows on Chase! But Chase fires the fast strikes! Takagi ROCKS Chase, ELBOWS, JABS, and- BACK ELBOW from Chase, to the neck! Chase aims from a corner, “BANG!” C-TRI- NO!! Takagi blocks the knee, catches the arms, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!! Chase survives and fans are thunderous! Takagi fires up with “OI! OI! OI!” and fans clap along!

Takagi gets up, drags Chase up, and pump handles to the torture rack. But Fale gets on the apron! Takagi tells him to get down, but then Chase runs in! Takagi dodges and Chase hits Fale! Chase dodges Takagi and Fale gets knocked down! Chase rolls Takagi, with feet on the ropes! TWO!! Jackknife, TWO!! Chase rakes eyes, runs, but Takagi follows to clothesline at the ropes! Takagi runs, but into a C-TRIGGER!! Fans are fired up as Chase vows to end this! He tucks Takagi in, but still no package! So Chase shifts to a standard PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!!! Chase is furious but fans are thunderous again!

Chase glares as Takagi gets up at the ropes. Chase runs, C-TRIGGER! Then the tuck, but Takagi RANAS?! Chase BOOTS, Takagi PUMPING BOMBERS!! Fans fire up, Takagi roars and he gets Chase up! Pump handle, rack, LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, Takagi wins!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (advances to the quarterfinals)

Chase could not slay Takagi, and now the Rampaging Dragon is soaring to the next round! Will Takagi continue towards the Cup, no matter who gets in his way?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Third Round: Hiromu Takahashi VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

The Ticking Timebomb was also beat up by Bullet Club, and his revenge on the King of Darkness has been a long time coming! Will Hiromu finally take down the traitor? Or will Darkness Fall and prove Everything is Evil?

Hiromu doesn’t even wait for Evil to get in the ring before he attacks! Hiromu shouts at Dick to back off, then he goes after Evil! He whips Evil hard into railing, and then the bell rings to get this on record. Hiromu stands on Evil’s head, then drags him up to whip him into more railing! Dick creeps over but again Hiromu scares him off. Hiromu drags Evil up while mockingly asking what’s wrong. Hiromu tells Evil to get up, and then he whips him into even more railing! Evil TUMBLES over the railing! Fans fire up behind Hiromu while Dick checks on Evil. Evil crawls his way back and Hiromu eggs him on.

Wait, Hiromu climbs up now? But Dick has a chair! Hiromu hops down to chase Dick off again. But Evil gets a chair, and he THROWS it into Hiromu’s face! Red Shoes reprimands Evil but Dick gets his shots in. Evil then uses the House of Torture shirt to choke Hiromu! Evil whips Hiromu into railing now, then finally catches his breath. Evil goes back to stand on Hiromu’s head. Fans rally while Evil goes to the ring. Red Shoes calls to Hiromu, then starts the ring count. Hiromu sits up at 5 of 20, crawls his way over, and gets to his feet at 10. Hiromu is in at 11 but Evil whips him, into the bare blue corner! The Bullet Club Special!

Evil stands on Hiromu, fans rally up, and Evil is annoyed. Evil drags Hiromu up but Hiromu CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Evil knees low, throws Hiromu out, then argues with Red Shoes to distract from Dick attacking Hiromu! Dick puts Hiromu in for Evil and Evil drags Hiromu to a cover. Red Shoes refuses to count, he is still scared in the corner. Evil gets mad again but fans rally for Red Shoes. Evil drags Hiromu up, scoops and SLAMS! Now cover and count, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO! Evil is frustrated but the fans rally up again. Hiromu seems to be grinning despite the pain.

Evil slaps Hiromu around so Hiromu CHOPS back! Evil eggs Hiromu on, Hiromu CHOPS more. Evil rakes eyes! Hiromu blocks the kick, but Evil pulls on his nose! Evil runs, but Hiromu dropkicks the legs out! Fans rally up while both men are down again. Evil and Hiromu go to opposite corners, and Hiromu runs corner to corner to clothesline! Snapmare and basement dropkick! Evil bails out but Hiromu goes to the apron! Hiromu JOHN WOOS and takes out Evil and Dick! Fans are thunderous as Hiromu roars and gets to his feet. Hiromu goes back for Evil, drags him up and puts him in the ring.

Hiromu drags Evil up again, suplex, FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Hiromu drags Evil up again. Hiromu fireman’s carries, but Evil slips off! Hiromu ends up in a corner, Evil runs in but into a BOOT! Hiromu runs, but Evil uses Red Shoes as a shield! Hiromu moves Red Shoes aside, but Evil blocks his mule kick! Evil hands the foot to Red Shoes, but then Hiromu blocks Evil’s mule kick! Hiromu has Red Shoes let his foot go, and then he DRAGON SCREWS Evil down! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hiromu gets up and watches Evil flounder to a corner. Hiromu runs in to SHOTGUN dropkick!

Evil is down in a corner but Hiromu drags Evil back up to a fireman’s carry. CORNER DEATH VALLEY! Hiromu fires up more and brings Evil back up. Fireman’s carry, but Evil fights and gets to the apron. Hiromu SUPERKICKS Evil! Hiromu runs, sunset flips, but Evil grabs Red Shoes! Dick sucker punches Hiromu! Evil then RAMS Hiromu into the timekeeper’s area! Down goes Abe-san! Young Lions and Red Shoes hurry to help the timekeeper, and fans rally up. A ring count starts, Evil drags Hiromu by his legs! SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Hiromu endures while the count climbs. Evil lets go at 10 of 20 to get in the ring!

Hiromu writhes, fans rally up, and he flounders to the apron. But Evil distracts Red Shoes and Dick throws Hiromu down! Red Shoes keeps the count going from 15! Hiromu pushes up at 17 and gets in at 19! Evil is furious but fans still rally for “HI-RO-MU!” Evil drags Hiromu up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Evil is upset again and the fans continue to rally. Evil drags Hiromu back up, fireman’s carries, but Hiromu slips off to wheelbarrow and COMPLETE SHOT! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Evil crawls to a corner, Hiromu goes to the other. Hiromu runs but into a boot!

Hiromu roars and comes back, but is sent into bare buckles! Evil runs in to clothesline! Fireman’s carry, DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives and fans are thunderous! Evil is furious again and he slashes his throat to say this is it! Evil gets Hiromu up but no STO! Hiromu RAMS Evil into the bare buckles! Hiromu crawls to the far corner, comes back, and SUPERKICKS! Evil runs in but Hiromu dodges to SUPERKICK again! Hiromu runs and DECKS Dick, then dodges Evil to HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! Fans fire up as Hiromu fireman’s carries, swing for TIMEBOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!

Hiromu and Evil are both down and fans are electric! Hiromu roars and rises again! He drags Evil back up, dragon sleeper to suplex, but Evil slips out! Evil blocks the superkick, rakes Hiromu’s eyes, then throws the foot into Red Shoes! Red Shoes is down, Dick gets in to rain down fists on Hiromu! Dick and Evil drag Hiromu up, set him up, MAGIC KILLER!! Dick then tells Red Shoes to get up. Cover, TWO!!! Hiromu survives and Evil is furious again! Fans are thunderous but Evil again slashes the throat. Evil drags Hiromu up, but still no STO! Hiromu fires off elbows, so Evil whips him into bare buckles!

Hiromu roars and comes back, but Evil LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives and Evil is losing his mind! Evil drags Hiromu up, spins him around, but still no STO! Wrench and Hiromu Roll! But Dick distracts Red Shoes!! Hiromu would’ve won already! Hiromu lets Evil go, but Evil reels him in! EVERY- NO! Hiromu shoves Evil into Dick! Dick hits railing, Hiromu steals EVERYTHING IS EVIL!!! High stack, Hiromu wins!!!

Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, by pinfall (advances to the quarterfinals)

The Timebomb gets his revenge on Evil!! The Best of the Super Junior continues on in the New Japan Cup! After he catches his breath, Hiromu gets the mic to tell Evil, in English, “Welcome to the Hiromu-chan World!” Dick drags Evil out of the ring as Hiromu says, “Losing to your own techniques has to be the biggest humiliation to you! I’m sorry, but you and I have very different goals and motivations! You guys, House of Torture, Evil, I’m done with you. Evil no more.” Fans applaud that sentiment, and then Hiromu continues.

“I haven’t seen a crowd like this here in a long time.” Fans also applaud that. “Not since the days before COVID. Actually, there were even more back then. But, thank you so much for coming today. Next, I’ll face Shingo Takagi! Of course, I’m winning this! And after I win this, I’ll challenge El Desperado. I will challenge for the title you’re holding, the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship. Naturally, you’ll accept, won’t you?” Fans applaud that but Desperado doesn’t respond. Hiromu finishes up by saying, “Until then, let’s have more, more, more, more, more, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE…! Fun together~!”

The Best of the Super Junior wants another trophy and another shot at the Rogue Luchador. But will Takagi have something to say about that?


My Thoughts:

A great event, and I chose to do more of these matches because I felt they were go-homes worth checking out. But a real shame about Sanada, it turns out he really did get hurt in that match with Ospreay. As NJPW says themselves, it is an orbital fracture. That’s pretty bad, he’s out for the rest of the Cup series of events, but no news on how it affects his IWGP US Championship reign. It’d be a damn shame if he lost that title because of injury, after how long it took him to get such a reign. That said, I feel like United Empire winning was going to happen anyway. Cobb has momentum but Naito will get the win because the go-home math dictates as such.

I really liked the tag match of Okada & Yano VS Tekkers. Tekkers win with a pin off Yano so that Okada isn’t really hurt, and so that Taichi gets another win over Mr. KOPW 2022. I’m going to really enjoy seeing Taichi take on Yano in some kind of wild stipulation. Takagi VS Chase was great stuff, one of Chase’s best singles matches, but I figured Takagi was going to win. The great shocker was Hiromu winning over Evil. It was an awesome match, even with Dick being the distraction half the time, but Hiromu brings his story with Evil full circle. Hiromu’s beaten Evil, given up on redeeming him, LIJ finally moves on from their past.

LIJ VS LIJ in the next round is also very surprising, it’s going to be awesome, but I’m leaning towards Takagi. Hiromu may want after Desperado but Sho’s probably got the next title match. Hiromu can take the winner, and we see how things go in the spring and summer.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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