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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/18/22)

Lesnar’s out for blood!

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SmackDown 2022

The Beast and Tribal Chief are on a collision course!

With just two weeks left before WrestleMania, BROCK LESNAR wants one more face-to-face with Roman Reigns! Will SmackDown turn into a bloodbath?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs VS Los Lotharios; Nakamura & Boogs win.
  • Six Man Tag: Drew McIntyre & The Viking Raiders VS Happy Corbin, Jinder Mahal & Shanky w/ Mad Cap Moss; McIntye & The Viking Raiders win.
  • Sasha Banks & Naomi VS Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan; No Contest.
  • Kofi Kingston VS Ridge Holland w/ Sheamus & Pete Dunne; Ridge wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

WWE mourns the loss of “Razor Ramon,” Scott Hall.

 

Roman Reigns is here!

Charlotte, North Carolina is torn as the Tribal Chief returns, Bloodline right behind him. The belts are raised and the pyro goes off. Then they continue to the ring, fans cheer and jeer, and the belts are held up again for more pyro. Fans chant, “We Want Brock!” but Paul Heyman hands Roman the mic. “Charlotte, North Carolina. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! There’s plenty to be excited about. Tonight is a special night. We’re on the Road to WrestleMania. Tonight’s the first night I get to see Brock Lesnar since I smashed him in Madison Square Garden. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. I smashed him and made him bleed all over New York. And you can bet, once he shows his face, I’ma make him bleed all over Charlotte, North Carolina, as well.”

But Heyman is checking his phone and has something to tell Roman. He apologizes for interrupting but Lesnar has “experienced a weather pattern in Saskatchewan. His plane was grounded four hours ago. Brock Lesnar will not be here this evening.” Fans boo, and Heyman apologizes. Heyman is sure Roman would’ve smashed him for sure, just like in MSG! Roman shrugs but fans chant, “We Want Lesnar!” Roman tells them he understands. He fulfilled his obligations and wants Lesnar to be here, too. Roman was gonna smash him! But think about this. Let’s not blame Brock or the weather or planes. It was a business decision! Lesnar’s scared!

Fans boo as Roman says Lesnar is scared of the Tribal Chief. As he should be, because as the shirt says, Roman’s in GOD MODE! Greatness On a Different Level! No one can touch him. Heyman wants to bring up more but Roman says not to interrupt. Heyman insists, but Roman says enough. Fans paid to see Roman, they wanna hear him. What is there to say? Heyman shows Roman the phone that the plane has landed here! Here?! Didn’t Heyman just say he wasn’t going to be here?! Heyman is freaking out, and Roman says Heyman is gonna wrap this up and take it home. The Bloodline’s bailing out!

Heyman hurries to bring up the rear and Roman is upset that Heyman got things wrong. Will the Tribal Chief run away before The Beast arrives?

 

The Bloodline reaches the backstage area.

They make it to the parking lot and their car, but HONK HONK! Lesnar drives a forklift! And he smashes through the windows! But then SmackDown goes to break!?

SmackDown returns and we see what happened right after! Lesnar was honking the lift’s horn at the Bloodline, and they bail out the other side! Lesnar then decides to lift the car! And he TIPS it! Then he RAMS it! The Bloodline got into a truck, but Lesnar cased them down! He ripped off a passenger door before they peeled out! Lesnar roars, picks up his cowboy hat, and smirks. He’ll keep the door as a souvenir, and bring it to the ring! Fans fire up as The Beast tips his hat to them. He then slams the door down for his pyro! Lesnar still brings that door along, tosses it into the ring, then stomps away on the door!

Lesnar gets the mic, sits the door up, and says, “Excuse me. I’m a little riled up. Roman Reigns. You done unleashed the Bipolar Beast, son. Y’see, Roman. You can run, you can hide, but in two weeks, at WrestleMania, I’m gonna do more than blow the doors off ya!” He BOOTS the door down, and shouts, “Roman Reigns! I’m comin’ for blood! I’m comin’ for blood, Roman. You best come prepared. See you in two weeks, buddy.” Lesnar leaves, but will he leave with Roman’s title the next time they meet?

 

Rick Boogs rocks out!

Fans fire up and give the call ‘n’ response. And he’s here to rock with one half of the soon to be SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Shinsuke… NakamurRAAAAAAA! The King of Strong Style makes his entrance and they go to the ring together. But will they still be rocking on their way to WrestleMania after facing the Lethal Lovers?

Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs VS Los Lotharios!

SmackDown returns and the cousins, Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo, make their entrance. And that means a Los Lotharios Kiss Cam! They find a young lady up front and give her kisses on the cheek. The teams sort out and Carrillo starts with Nakamura. They circle, approach, but Carrillo dodges. Carrillo blows a kiss but Nakamura intercepts it to stomp on it! And then he says, “C’MON!” Carrillo runs into a knee, Nakamura snapmares to knee drop! Nakamura drags Carrillo to a corner for GOOD VIBRATIONS! The ref counts, Nakamura lets off at 4, then drags Carrillo up to put him on the top rope!

Nakamura rolls back, runs in, TOP SHELF KNEE! Then he shoves Carrillo down to cover, TWO! Nakamura headlocks, Carrillo pulls hair to get free and put a headlock on Nakamura. Carrillo grinds, Nakamura throws body shots, but Garza tags in before the power out. Nakamura knees Carrillo but Garza CLOBBERS him! Garza whips Nakamura to Carrillo for a pop-up, and KNEE! OFF COME THE PANTS! Tag to Carrillo, they mug Nakamura, and then coordinate for a LEAP FROG ATTACK! Snapmare and double basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Carrillo wraps Nakamura up in a chinlock but fans rally up.

Nakamura fights up, pries at the hold and knees and KICKS and KICKS! Carrillo blocks, ducks the enziguri and then drops an elbow! Tag to Garza, they mug Nakamura again, focusing on Nakamura’s arm. Garza fires off crossface forearms and rains down fists. Garza then grins and soaks up the heat. Garza taunts Nakamura, then KICKS him in the side! Garza drags Nakamura up, whips him into the corner, then SPLASH and tag! Carrillo whips, for Garza to whip him to dropkick Boogs! SPLASH and clothesline to LARIAT! Cover, TWO!!

Los Lotharios is annoyed but Carrillo drags Nakamura into a cobra twist, Nakamura hip tosses free! Hot tag to Boogs! Boogs rallies and CLUBS Garza, then CLOBBERS him! Carrillo gets in, Boogs dodges and trophy lifts! Boogs pumps some iron, then he drops Carrillo on Garza! Garza gets up, Boogs runs in but he blocks the slap! Pump handle and some bicep curls! Then the BOOGS CRUISE! Cover, Boogs & Nakamura win!

Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs, by pinfall

The King of Strong Style and his rockin’ bard are ready! And with the Usos so worried about Roman and Lesnar, will we truly see new SmackDown Tag Team Champions at WrestleMania?

 

Six Man Tag: Drew McIntyre & The Viking Raiders VS Happy Corbin, Jinder Mahal & Shanky w/ Mad Cap Moss!

Let’s try this again, shall we? Erik & Ivar were jumped backstage by the Happy Folks and Modern Day Maharaja, but now they’ll get their chance at revenge! Will they and the Scottish Warrior run right through these clowns? Or will Corbin have a way out of taking a Claymore to the head?

SmackDown returns and Megan Morant interviews Corbin and his team. It seemed last week their ambush backfired. Uh, did they not see Corbin run the Vikings over? Corbin loves taking down an egomaniac down a notch. So at WrestleMania, that’ll be the greatest weekend of his life! Nothing will bring Corbin down. Moss has a joke: what do you call an episode of Happy Talk that puts everyone to sleep? Nappy Talk! Corbin doesn’t like that one cuz it makes fun of him. With that, Corbin leads the way. The teams sort out, and Erik starts against Shanky. The bell rings and Erik rushes Shanky with a forearm!

Erik fires off hands, Shanky shoves him to a corner, but Erik dodges to fire off more hands! Shanky throws knees, shoves Erik again, then CLOBBERS him! Tag to Jinder, he throws hands but Erik ROCKS Jinder! Erik SPINEBUSTERS and rains down fists on Mahal! Tag to Ivar, Ivar whips Erik in to SPLASH! Then feed to a LARIAT! Ivar fires up the fans and he brings Jinder up. Jinder knees low, CLUBS Ivar, then tags Corbin. They mug Ivar, Moss is fired up, but Corbin rams Ivar only for Ivar to ram him outta the ring! Corbin gets in but Ivar fires off haymakers! Ivar whips, Corbin reverses and SPINEBUSTERS!

Corbin SLAPS McIntyre! McIntyre gets in but the ref has to keep him back! This allows the Happy Folks to get a shot in on Ivar, and then SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Corbin RAMS Ivar in a corner! Tag to Jinder, they mug Ivar, and Jinder BOOTS Ivar down! Cover, TWO! Jinder gets an arm for a half nelson and even has a chinbar. Fans rally, Ivar fights up, and Ivar pries free, only for Jinder to shove him into the corner. Ivar fights out, then SEATED SENTONS Jinder! Corbin tags in and puts Ivar in a corner to SPLASH! Corbin DECKS Erik with a cheap shot, then Jinder trips McIntyre! But he gets a GLASGOW KISS for his troubles! McIntyre glares at Corbin, then smirks. McIntyre goes back to the corner and stares Corbin down.

Corbin swings on Ivar, Ivar dodges and tags in McIntyre! Corbin tags out to Shanky! McIntyre CLOBBERS Shanky! And then again! OVERHEAD Belly2Belly for Mahal, then clothesline sends him out! McIntyre scoops Shanky, MICHINOKU DRIVER! McIntyre kips up, fans fire up! McIntyre says Corbin needs to watch this one. The countdown begins! THREE! TWO! ONE! CLAYMORE!! Cover, McIntyre and team win!

Winners: Drew McIntyre & The Viking Raiders, by pinfall

The warriors stand tall as the Happy Folks run away! Will McIntyre take Corbin’s head off and take away his smile at WrestleMania?

 

Sami Zayn speaks.

“I should be standing here with my Intercontinental Championship, but I’m not. Because of one person only, and that is Johnny Knoxville. That glorified Hollywood crash test dummy has ruined my life. He’s gotten in my head, gotten under my skin, and all with juvenile pranks and stunts.” Knoxville seems so intent on bringing his world to Sami, so Sami is going to show everyone what it means to step into Sami’s world! If Knoxville has the balls, then their match should be ANYTHING GOES! Sami wants to throw out the rule book, will Knoxville step up or step away?

 

Sasha Banks & Naomi VS Rhea Ripley & Liv Morgan!

Contenders take on contenders ahead of the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Triple Threat! Will it be #BossTime when the Nightmare & Living Embodiment #FeelTheGlow? Or will Rhea & Liv make SmackDown feel a little Raw?

SmackDown returns and Zelina Vega & Carmella have appeared ringside to sit by commentary. Liv makes her entrance, followed by Rhea. The teams sort out and Sasha starts against Liv. They circle, tie up, and go around. Sasha wrenches to a wristlock, tags Naomi, and Naomi takes the handoff to ram Liv down. Tag back to Sasha, she brings Liv around to WRING her out! Sasha pushes Liv and says WrestleMania is where SHE gets the tag titles. Liv gets up, gets around, waistlocks, but Sasha switches it. Liv trips Sasha, runs, but Sasha hurdles and hip tosses, but Liv handsprings through!

Liv shoves Sasha and says SHE is winning the titles. Sasha SLAPS Liv, knuckle locks and goes up, up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Sasha stares down the champs, runs in but Liv goes Matrix to roll Sasha up. TWO, Sasha rolls Liv up, TWO! Sasha swings, Liv dodges, double dropkicks cancel out but Liv kips up! Fans fire up and Sasha nods as the two stare down. Sasha offers a handshake, Liv takes it, but Sasha reels her into a headlock! Tag to Naomi, whip into the TWERK ATTACK! Then Naomi shoves Liv down, to run and SPLIT LEG LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Naomi drags Liv up, but Liv JAWBREAKERS back!

Liv snapmares Naomi, tags Rhea, and Rhea runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Rhea drags Naomi up to CLUB her down! Rhea brings Naomi up to scoop, but Naomi fights free and headlocks back. Rhea fights the takeover to lift Naomi up! Naomi resists the slam, Rhea wrenches and whips, but Naomi goes up, only to get caught! Sasha tags in and Naomi slips free to shove Rhea. Rhea swings, misses, Naomi slides out and Sasha KNEES Rhea back! Sasha steps in, tilt-o-whirl headscissors! Rhea ends up in a corner, Sasha storms over and shows off some Latino Heat! Snap- NO, Rhea blocks!

Rhea suplexes Sasha instead, and holds her up! Fans fire up as Rhea keeps Sasha for 10 before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Rhea tags Liv, they have Sasha in the corner, and Rhea whips Liv in for a back body block! Cover, TWO! Liv keeps on Sasha but Sasha JAWBREAKERS! Tag to Naomi and she RUNNING JAWBREAKERS! Liv ends up on ropes, but she throws Sasha out! And then Naomi! Tag to Rhea, and she lines it up, CANNONBALL! Down go both Sasha & Naomi, fans fire up for #Liv4Brutality as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and Rhea covers Naomi, TWO! Naomi crawls but into enemy territory. Rhea looks to the WrestleMania sign, then she brings Naomi up. Rhea reels Naomi in, suplexes, and she holds Naomi up, but Naomi kicks against it. Rhea knees low, whips, but Naomi goes up to springboard FLYING ROUNDHOUSE! Both women are down and fans fire up! Naomi crawls past Rhea, Rhea crawls past Naomi, hot tags to Liv and Sasha! Sasha dodges, blocks a kick and KNEES Liv back! Liv is in a corner, Sasha runs in to DOUBLE KNEE! Then she goes up top, METEORA! Cover, TWO!

Sasha is surprised, but she drags Liv up to reel her in. Liv breaks free to ENZIGURI! Tag to Rhea and Rhea goes up! BIG missile dropkick! Cover, TWO! Sasha is still in this but Rhea hurries to get her up! Pump handle and RIP- NO! Sasha slips out to BACKSTABBER! Sasha puts Rhea in the drop zone, tags in Naomi, then goes up, VADER BOMB! Naomi goes up to SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, Liv breaks it! Sasha and Naomi throw Liv out hard, then Naomi tags Sasha back in. “This is Awesome!” as Naomi and Sasha put Rhea up top. They both climb, but Rhea resists and Liv gets in! TOWER OF DOOM!!

Vega & Mella are in shock as all four other women are down! But now Natalya & Shayna Baszler attack!!

No Contest

The Queen of Spades & Queen of Harts go after everyone! KNEE for Rhea! Then they POST her! Liv fights back but Natty gives her a GERMAN SUPLEX! Sasha goes after Natty, and now the champs get in on it! They help Natty & Shayna, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Sasha & Naomi! The champions have the belts, but then they realize the Queens aren’t on their side… Shayna & Natty let them know that there’s yet another team aiming for those titles. Will this Triple Threat turn into a Fatal 4 Way?

 

Johnny Knoxville speaks.

“Sami, Sami, Sami. I have made a career out of disregarding my common sense. I have been in a ring with an angry bull many times. I got knocked out by Butterbean, with a lucky punch, and I’ve strapped myself to the back of a red rocket. Smart? No. But I’m still standing.” Sami’s great, awful to look at, terrible personality, but a great competitor. So on WrestleMania Sunday, he’ll take whatever Sami can dish out. If he wants Anything Goes, then Knoxville accepts! Knoxville says Sami’s toast while laughing it up! Will Knoxville be laughing to the very end in Dallas?

 

Pat McAfee is being called to Vince McMahon’s office.

This is all because of what happened between him and Austin Theory, but seeing as how Theory is Vince’s new golden boy, McAfee is the one in trouble. What will Mr. McMahon make McAfee do to make amends?

 

Natty & Shayna talk backstage.

Sonya Deville finds them, and tells them, “I saw what the two of you did out there. And I love it! It was great!” Some of those women deserved it more than others, of course, and these two are quite the force. So she is now adding them to the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship match. It is officially a FATAL 4 WAY!!

 

Pat McAfee finishes his meeting with Mr. McMahon.

He’s heading back out, but what was he told? Is his match with Austin Theory still on? Is he still a commentator for SmackDown? Wait, McAfee goes down the ramp and to the ring. He gets himself a mic to say, “On some random Monday, when I was 11 years old, I happened upon a no-name network, the USA Network, and I saw something that immediately changed my life. When I saw professional wrestling for the first time, my life changed immediately. I saw something that inspired me. I saw something that was magical. I saw something that would shape me forever.” And on that Monday night, when all hell was breaking loose, McAfee found the thing he though the was put on Earth to do!

Other professions got in the way, but finally, after retiring, he got a call from the greatest of all time, Michael Cole, and he said, “Pat, do you wanna come to work on Friday night?” Pat said oh hell yeah! Pat told Cole that he’d been dreaming of being in the WWE! Of going to cities like Charlotte, North Carolina! Of getting in front of- Austin Theory shows up. Theory goes to the ring, and Pat says he was just “suggested” by Mr. McMahon that he should apologize to Theory or lose his dream. Then he better apologize! Commentators don’t do that. Pat tells Theory he is… Oh, c’mon, Pat. Let’s do this.

Pat tells Theory that he a… Theory says this isn’t a joke. Apologize! Pat is sorry, for beating Theory’s ass last week! Pat is sorry Theory’s parents raised a douche! Pat is sorry he made Theory’s filtered face relevant! Pat apologizes that Theory is a punk bitch!! Theory grins, and takes a selfie. Then he shoves Pat! Theory runs off before Pat can do anything more, but will their match only get more personal?

 

It’s the finale of the Toyota Tundra road trip!

Shinsuke & Boogs rock out while off-roading! They splash, rumble, splash some more, then stop to go mountain biking. They push it to the max, Nakamura taught Boogs some things, and they had a cook out. Boogs is going to miss the truck. Nakamura says all good things must come to an end. You sure? Doesn’t sound right. Boogs will keep the keys. Truer words have never been spoken.

 

Kofi Kingston VS Ridge Holland w/ Sheamus & Pete Dunne!

No Xavier Woods, no Big E, Kofi finds himself as the last New Day man standing. But will Kofi be able to avenge Big E against the Northern Grit who hurt him?

SmackDown returns and Ridge makes his entrance, along with the Celtic Warrior and “Butch.” The bell rings, and Kofi dropkicks Ridge! Kofi fires off fast hands, the ref counts and Ridge kicks back. Ridge headlocks, hits a takeover, but Kofi fights back up. Kofi fires body shots, powers out, and things speed up. Kofi hurdles, hurdles and back elbows! Ridge staggers, Kofi runs in at the corner, but Ridge SLAMS him down! Ridge shakes it off, drags Kofi up and throws him out, then goes after him on the apron. Kofi hits back, then dumps Ridge out! Kofi aims, and PENALTY KICKS! Then AX HANDLES!

As McAfee points out, Ridge’s “big ass” dislodges the announce table! Kofi gets back in the ring while Sheamus and Dunne are livid, and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns and Kofi throws hands on Ridge! Fans rally, but Kofi runs into a back elbow! Ridge clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Kofi down. Kofi endures, fans rally, and Kofi fights up. Kofi JAWBREAKERS free! Ridge EuroUppers then throws again, but Kofi dodges and Ridge hits ropes! Kofi mule kicks, fires off more kicks, then DOUBLE CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS! And dropkicks! Ridge swings, Kofi dodges and LEAPING LARIATS! Fans fire up with Kofi and he runs for the “NEW~ DAY~” Boom Drop! Kofi fires up and fans clap along, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” Kofi spins, into Ridge’s arms!

Ridge puts Kofi in a corner, but Kofi slips out to SWING KICK! Sheamus gets on the apron, and Dunne SHOVES Kofi down! The ref senses something fishy, and he EJECTS Sheamus & Dunne! Ridge is furious, and so is Dunne, but Sheamus keeps Dunne back. Kofi rolls Ridge, TWO!! Ridge scoops, Kofi slips out, JUMPING STOMPS!! Kofi hurries to get Sheamus’ club, and he CHUCKS it at the stage! Dunne rushes back to ringside! Sheamus drags Dunne away, Ridge CLOBBERS Kofi! Scoop and NORTHERN GRIT! Cover, Ridge wins!

Winner: Ridge Holland, by pinfall

And now Dunne gets back in! The suspenders are practically flying off but Sheamus still keeps Dunne from getting at Kofi. Will Kofi ever be able to get revenge when he’s outnumbered 3v1?

 

Charlotte Flair heads to the ring!

The SmackDown Women’s Champion is here in her namesake city, and she supposedly has a challenge for Ronda Rousey! What will it be? And will Ronda accept it to then beat Charlotte at it?

SmackDown returns and Charlotte has the mic. “When you’re Charlotte Flair, you always have a plan. Last week, I showed that one trick pony, Ronda Rousey, whey I am the most dominant , most vicious and most decorated woman in Sports Entertainment history. No one has caused Ronda Rousey more pain than me! Who knew you could dent the side of a car by smashing someone’s head into it?” Charlotte replays last week over and over, the sounds of that screaming pony, Ronda. She was seconds from tapping, but then refs and security rescued Ronda from Charlotte. That is just a taste of what’s to come at WrestleMania!

Fans chant, “You Tapped Out!” at Charlotte but she claims she can’t hear them. So they get louder! But Charlotte tells Charlotte, she’ll say this again. SHE is the mountain Ronda has to climb to make a legacy here. Ronda tried but Charlotte kicked her ass and will do it time and time again. Charlotte’s legacy is bigger than Ronda’s! And when Ronda loses at Mania, she’ll cut ‘n’ round and pop out another baby. Not Charlotte. She’ll be here week after week because Ronda doesn’t have the spine to do this, the love, the passion, the grace to become the THIRTEEN TIME Women’s Champion!

Charlotte says she doesn’t wanna wait until Mania to eviscerate Ronda, so why doesn’t she come out tonight so Charlotte can embarrass her in her hometown? WOO~! This is the Queen City, after all. Ronda moves on and Kayla asks her if she’s aware this is another trap. Ronda doesn’t respond, she just goes out there! Fans fire up as Ronda storms right up to the ring. Charlotte throws the mic and belt down, and grabs a kendo stick! Ronda dodges the stick to KICK Charlotte down! They fire off hands, Charlotte knees, Ronda shoves her away to jump up and take her down! Ronda wants the arm!

Charlotte gets out of the ring, Ronda pursues, but Charlotte trips Ronda hard! Ronda gets up but Charlotte whips, only for Ronda to reverse! Charlotte gets POSTED! And then POSTED again! Ronda brings Charlotte up, Charlotte hits back, but the boot is blocked! ANKLE LOCK!! Charlotte grabs another kendo stick! She SMACKS Ronda, then chokes her with it! Ronda drops to her knees, Charlotte bends Ronda back! Charlotte lets off on Ronda, but she’s not done with her! Charlotte drags Ronda up and reels her in, POWERBOMB through the desk!!

Charlotte looms over the Baddest Woman on the Planet, but she did have some help from her bamboo friends. Will Charlotte be able to do the same when it’s finally time?


My Thoughts:

A really good episode of SmackDown, especially after what happened last week with Big E. In which case, why couldn’t Vince let Kofi win this one for Big E? It was good when Dunne & Sheamus were being distractions for Ridge, but did they have to double up on that to turn it back around? And I will never not grimace hearing them call Dunne “Butch.” Anyway, the opening with Bloodline and Lesnar was pretty good stuff. It was a little much having Heyman suddenly find out Lesnar wasn’t stranded in Canada, but the rest was good. Wrecking a car was very Stone Cold and The Rock, but also just a good pro-wrestling trope.

Boogs & Nakamura VS Los Lotharios was a good match, and naturally the #1 contenders, Boogs & Nakamura, win. They also wrapped their Toyota ad campaign, no idea if Boogs & Nakamura win at WrestleMania, but maybe they wear the Usos out enough that they can’t help Roman against Lesnar. We got a good Six Man out of what we were “supposed” to get last week. McIntyre’s team wins, but chances are something happens on the go-home to put things in Corbin’s favor again. Because either way, I would think McIntyre wins at Mania. Sami and Knoxville ramping things up to Anything Goes (No Holds Barred) is great, can give Knoxville a chance at winning while also covering for him not being that technical, smart move for this story.

To use the Gordon Ramsey meme, finally! Some good freakin’ women’s tag wrestling. Sasha & Naomi VS Rhea & Liv had a match as long as all the other matches with Vega & Mella combined, and a much higher quality. But then Natty & Shayna attacking, of course we’re going to a Fatal 4. I hope this just solidifies that Mella & Vega are losing the titles. Any other team would be great to put these belts on, especially if they’re allowed to go between Raw and SmackDown to bring things up for both shows in the Spring and Summer. Then Mella can focus on being a singles wrestler again with Graves as her guy on commentary or even in her corner.

Pat had a great segment, from his “meeting” with McMahon to his backhanded apology to Theory. Pat and Theory are going to have a real good match, I bet fans will get behind Pat, and then give Theory some real good Heel heat when he wins. And then we got a good segment out of Charlotte and Ronda, since it was mostly Charlotte on the mic and then them brawling at ringside. Charlotte gets good Heel heat and has the momentum right now, but the go-home will say a lot. It still feels 50-50, though, because maybe Ronda wants to stick around again.

My Thoughts: 8.4/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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