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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 32 Results & Report! (8/2/22)

Rebel VS Kingpin!

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NJPW G1 Climax 32

Will Will Ospreay finally get the US Championship belt back?

Will Ospreay has been IWGP US Champion this entire G1 Climax, but he finally gets a chance to get the literal belt itself! Will he finally be the Two Belts Kingpin? Or will David Finlay deny him the gold that’s rightfully his?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bad Dude Tito & JONAH VS Aaron Henare & Jeff Cobb; Henare & Cobb win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS The House of Torture; The House of Torture wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi & YOSHI-HASHI VS Bullet Club; Okada, Tanahashi & Hashi win.
  • G1 Climax, B Block: Tomohiro Ishii VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
  • G1 Climax, A Block: Toru Yano VS Tom Lawlor; Lawlor wins.
  • G1 Climax, B Block: Tama Tonga VS SANADA; Tama wins.
  • G1 Climax, C Block: Hirooki Goto VS KENTA; Kenta wins.
  • G1 Climax, D Block: David Finlay VS Will Ospreay; Finlay wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current standings!

A Block

  • Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
  • Jeff Cobb: 2-1, 4 points
  • Bad Luck Fale: 2-2, 4 points
  • Toru Yano: 1-2, 2 points
  • JONAH: 1-1, 2 points
  • Lance Archer: 1-2, 2 points
  • Tom Lawlor: 0-2, 0 points

B Block

  • Jay White: 3-0, 6 points
  • SANADA: 2-1, 4 points
  • Taichi: 1-1, 2 points
  • Tama Tonga: 1-1, 2 points
  • Tomohiro Ishii: 1-2, 2 points
  • Chase Owens: 1-2, 2 points
  • Great-O-Khan: 0-2, 0 points

C Block

  • Hirooki Goto: 2-0, 4 points
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi: 2-1, 4 points
  • Zack Sabre Jr: 2-1, 4 points
  • Aaron Henare: 1-2, 2 points
  • Tetsuya Naito: 1-2, 2 points
  • EVIL: 1-1, 2 points
  • KENTA: 0-2, 0 points

D Block

  • Will Ospreay: 2-0, 4 points
  • David Finlay: 2-1, 4 points
  • Shingo Takagi: 1-2, 2 points
  • YOSHI-HASHI: 1-1, 2 points
  • Juice Robinson: 1-2, 2 points
  • El Phantasmo: 1-1, 2 points
  • Yujiro Takahashi: 1-2, 2 points

 

G1 Climax, B Block: Tomohiro Ishii VS Great-O-Khan!

The Stone Pitbull is 1-2, which is better than the Dominator’s 0-2, but both men are on the bubble! Will Ishii end Khan’s chances of taking the block? Or will it be the other way around as Khan eliminates Ishii?

The bell rings and fans rally up as the two feel out the grapple. Khan reels Ishii into a monkey flip, and he gets the ARMBAR! Ishii fights and gets the ROPEBREAK! Khan lets go quickly and fans applaud that opening exchange. Ishii shakes out the arm while fans rally again. Ishii and Khan circle, feel out another grapple, and Khan cording holds to then go for a leg. Khan forces Ishii down, pushes for a cover but Ishii keeps moving around. Khan floats for a headlock but Ishii slips out. Fans applaud again as the two reset. They tie up, Ishii shoots in for a leg but Khan holds him back. Khan gets around to a waistlock but Ishii switches.

Khan switches back, pushes to a cover, TWO! Khan stays on Ishii and floats around to get Ishii’s arm for a top wristlock. Ishii fights up and rolls around, Khan gets a cover but Ishii slips out to a facelock. Ishii then floats to a waistlock but Khan wrenches free. Khan drags Ishii down for a FUJIWARA ARMBAR, but Ishii reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Fans applaud and Khan lets off quickly again. Khan waits on Ishii and Ishii gets back up. They go again, Khan shoots in and puts Ishii on the ropes. They end up in a corner, the ref counts, Khan lets off slowly. Ishii SLAPS Khan! Fans fire up as Khan fires forearms!

Khan whips corner to corner, but Ishii comes back to RAM Khan! Khan stays up, he runs, but Ishii ROCKS him! Ishii runs to run Khan over! Fans applaud as Ishii stands tall. Ishii slaps Khan around, then CHOPS him. Khan shakes his head so Ishii CHOPS again. And again! Khan falls against ropes as Ishii mockingly asks what’s wrong. Ishii whips, Khan reverses but Ishii holds ropes to stop himself. Khan runs in but Ishii boots him! Ishii runs in, gets around to a waistlock, but Khan switches. Ishii rolls to drag Khan down to a KNEEBAR! The Pitbull shows he can be technical as Khan endures and fans fire up!

Khan pushes back, stands up, and he gets Ishii for a KNEEBAR! Ishii fights to get around, and he gets a HEEL HOOK on Khan! Khan endures again and he fights up for a STANDING HEEL HOOK! Ishii rolls but Khan waistlocks and deadlifts! Ishii elbows free but Khan runs him over! Fans fire up as both men are down! Fans rally while Khan shakes out his leg and Ishii shakes out his arm. Khan stands first, hobbles his way over and Mongolian Chops Ishii! And again! And then again, but Ishii blocks! Ishii ROCKS Khan but Khan scowls. Khan throws a forearm, Ishii gives it back, and fans rally as they go back and forth, faster and faster!

The forearms keep going and going, but Khan ROCKS Ishii! And then fires off a flurry! Ishii roars to ROCK Khan! Khan roars to ROCK Ishii! Ishii and Khan both roar, but Khan DECKS Ishii! The fans fire up and Khan fires up, too. Khan drags Ishii up, and Mongolian- NO, Ishii dodges! Ishii reels Khan in, but Khan snap suplexes first! Ishii roars and gets up to get around, but Khan slips out of the waistlock! Only for Ishii to snap suplex in return! Fans fire up as Khan rises, but Ishii SWATS the lariat! Khan SWATS Ishii’s lariat, but Ishii ROCKS Khan! Ishii runs in but into an arm-drag! But he’s right back with a FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE!

Khan SHOTGUNS Ishii! Ishii roars and rises, but Khan LARIATS him back down! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Khan gets to a corner while Ishii crawls to the adjacent. Fans rally up as Khan gets up and to the middle of the ring. Khan runs in to clothesline Ishii, then he SLAM DUNKS Ishii on the buckle! Then HITSUJIGOROSHI! Ishii endures the Sheep Killer clutch, and Khan scoops him! Ishii slips off, blocks the boot, and spins Khan around for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Khan sits up in a daze and gets to his feet, only for Ishii to LARIAT him back down! Fans fire up again as both men are on the mat!

Ishii crawls over to Khan and drags him around. Ishii sits Khan up and runs, but Khan BOOTS him down! Khan drags Ishii up to scoop, but Ishii slips off! Ishii dragon sleepers, Khan spins around but Ishii gest around for a DRAGON SUPLEX! Fans fire up again and Ishii roars! Ishii runs, to LARIAT Khan back down! Cover, TWO!! Khan is still in this and fans fire up again! Ishii keeps focus and brings Khan back up. Fans rally as Ishii reels Khan in. But Khan suplexes! Ishii fights that off, but Khan shoots around. Ishii elbows and PELES Khan down! Ishii sits Khan up, runs and SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, TWO!!

Fans are thunderous and Ishii vows to end this! Ishii drags Khan up, suplexes, but Khan fights it again! Khan wrenches to ROCK Ishii but Ishii HEADBUTTS! Khan HEADBUTTS, and Ishii drops to his knees! Khan roars, whips, and reels Ishii in to a BACKBREAKER! HITSUJIGOROSHI LUNA!! Ishii endures the backbreaker rack, and then Khan clamps on the IRON CLAW! ELIMIN- NO, Ishii slips out, spins Khan around, but Khan clamps on the CLAW! Ishii breaks free of that, but the HELL STAB hits! And then IRON- NO, Ishii dodges the fist to HEADBUTT! Ishii runs, but Khan swats the lariat! To scoop and TTD!!

But that’s not enough! IRON CLAW! And then ELIMINATOR!! Cover, Khan wins!!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Ishii earns 0)

Khan is finally on the board, and in the biggest way possible! His Eliminator eliminates Ishii from the running! Will Khan make a comeback in the homestretch of the G1?

 

G1 Climax, A Block: Toru Yano VS Tom Lawlor w/ Royce Isaacs!

The Clown Prince of Chaos got crushed by Bad Luck Fale while The Filthy One has been crushed back-to-back! Neither man is a monster, so there won’t be crushing, but who will still crush it in the second half of the G1?

Yano gets impatient with the check, but the bell rings and fans rally for “TOM! LAWLOR!” He spins and spins and off come the denim shorts! Yano covers his eyes, but it’s okay, Lawlor still has his pseudo-denim tights. Yano asks if it’s okay to look, the Young Lions say yes, and Yano opens his eyes. Yano and Lawlor circle, fans rally up, but Lawlor has Yano wait. Isaacs produces a copy of Whoopie Goldberg’s Sister Act on DVD! #1 three weeks in a row back in 1993! Is Lawlor offering a trade? Yano says no! What? Okay, hold on, Isaacs also has the sequel, Sister Act 2! Two for one is fair, right? Yano says okay!

Fans cheer the DVD trade, but wait! Lawlor opens the case and there’s NO DVD inside! Yano says sorry, that was his display copy. But thanks for the Sister Act 1 & 2! Fans rally up for “Y T R!” “SIS-TER ACT!” But Lawlor changes it back to “TOM! LAWLOR!” So Yano gets fans to clap again, “Y  T R!” But then we’re back to “TOM! LAW-LOR!” Yano grabs Lawlor by the hair, but it’s a WIG! Lawlor was looking a bit shaggier than before… And now Lawlor rolls Yano up! TWO!! Yano gets up, dodges Lawlor and rolls him up, TWO! Yano throws down the wig, Lawlor trips Yano! Yano uses amateur wrestling background to avoid the cover and get around Lawlor for a waistlock.

Lawlor rolls but Yano rolls with him to headscissor. Lawlor fights free, they scramble on the mat, high stack but Yano moves around. Lawlor gut wrenches then gets a leg! Yano gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans applaud the technical exchange and Lawlor lets Yano go. Lawlor runs in, Yano dodges and SLAPS him on the head! Lawlor snarls, Yano apologizes but kicks and TOSSES Lawlor out! Fans fire up as Yano spins around, to lower his tights! But he has a second pair of the exact same tights underneath. But Lawlor CLOBBERS Yano from behind! Lawlor stands on Yano’s neck while fans rally up.

Lawlor drags Yano up to cravat and KNEE! KNEE! KNEE! Lawlor fires off more knees, then snapmares Yano into a SHORT ARM SCISSOR! Yano endures and claws at the hold but Lawlor SLAPS his hands away! ARMBAR! Yano scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Lawlor lets Yano go again. Yano bails out and finishes taking off his top layer of tights. Lawlor spins, Isaacs takes off his sweat suit to reveal his purple ‘n’ gold plaid, and Lawlor takes off his tights?! Oh, he has a matching pair underneath, just like Yano. Team Filthy flexes and fans fire up. Lawlor fetches Yano, kicks him and forearms him, then whips. Yano reverses and Lawlor hits railing!

Isaacs creeps up but Yano kicks him and straps him to the railing with spare wrist tape! Lawlor CLUBS Yano, but leaves Isaacs to figure out the tape. Lawlor puts Yano in the ring and then takes back his Sister Act DVDs. Lawlor stomps Yano, drags him up, but Yano pulls Lawlor’s real hair! Lawlor elbows Yano, kicks Yano and whips Yano, but Yano reverses to throw Lawlor down! Fans fire up as Yano undoes the blue corner buckle pad! Yano rushes in but he dodges Lawlor, then throws him the buckle pad! Now Lawlor’s in trouble! Isaacs is free from the railing so Lawlor throws him the pad, but Yano kicks Lawlor.

Yano whips Lawlor at the blue corner! But Isaacs puts the pad back in place just in time! Lawlor is safe but Yano runs in, so the pad is taken away! Yano hits bare buckles! Lawlor covers, TWO!! Yano survives his own trap, but Lawlor drags him back up. Lawlor fires forearms, whips Yano to ropes, but Yano holds ropes to taunt Lawlor. Lawlor runs in but Yano dodges to clinch, BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up as both men are down! Yano goes to his corner and undoes the red buckle pad! He throws that away to then whip Lawlor towards the blue corner. But that’s to fake Isaacs out, and he whips Lawlor into the red corner! Lawlor hits bare buckles!

Fans fire up while Lawlor hobbles. Yano shoves Lawlor into Isaacs, then rolls Lawlor up! TWO!! Fans fire up as Yano hurries to bring Lawlor up. But Lawlor JABS, JABS, JABS, then flips, flops and flies, to JAB again! Lawlor runs but Yano hits an atomic drop and a trip! To CATAPULT Lawlor into bare buckles!! Roll up, TWO!!! Lawlor survives but Yano gets him up again, ONI- NO, Lawlor fights the bomb off, then fires off KICKS! Yano falls but Lawlor whips him at the corner. Yano reverses and Lawlor hits bare buckles again! Fireman’s carry takeover, cover, TWO!! Lawlor swings but into arm hooks. Yano grabs the ref to distract from the LOW BLOW! Backslide, TWO!!!

Yano is upset with the ref and shoves him down! LOW BLOW! But it doesn’t hurt this time?! Yano tries again but it still doesn’t hurt! Lawlor gets Yano’s arms for a KAMI-GOYE! Into a straitjacket! NKOTB!! The Nasty Knee On The Brain!! Cover, Lawlor wins!

Winner: Tom Lawlor, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yano earns 0)

The Filthy One gets one, and with that, Yano’s done! Oh and by the way, Lawlor was wearing a cup! Will Lawlor make sure A Block gets filthy in the final rounds?

 

G1 Climax, B Block: Tama Tonga w/ Jado VS SANADA!

The Good Bad Guy has been 50-50 in the G1, so he still has half a chance! Will he be in the black as he takes down the Cold Skull? Or will he be in the red after a Skull End?

The bell rings and fans rally as the two circle. They approach, tie up, and Sanada waistlocks. Tama standing switches, but Sanada wrenches out to wristlock. Tama spins and slips through to waistlock again, but Sanada pries at the hold. Tama goes for a headlock but Sanada turns that right into a hammerlock. Tama headlocks out of that and grinds the hold. Sanada steps on Tama’s leg to bring him to a knee, and Sanada slips out to get a headlock of his own. Sanada hits the takeover, Tama headscissors, but Sanada kips free. Fans applaud the standoff, and even Jado applauds. Fans rally up, “SA-NA-DA!” “GOOD BAD GUY!” as the two reset.

Sanada offers a handshake but Tama isn’t so sure. Fans rally up more and Tama figures why not. They shake hands but then Sanada trips Tama up! Tama kicks Sanada away then avoid the basement dropkick! Tama trips Sanada up but Sanada kicks him away now! Sanada rushes in but Tama arm-drags him! Then again! And dropkicks Sanada down! Fans fire up while Sanada bails out. The ring count starts as Sanada walks around and catches his breath. Fans rally, “SA-NA-DA!” “GOOD BAD GUY!” while Tama dares Sanada to come back. Sanada stays outside so Tama rushes out! Sanada slides in but Tama hurries after him!

Sanada runs in, Tama hurdles then comes back to sunset flip! Sanada rolls through, gets the legs and ties Tama up in PARADISE! Fans fire up while Tama is in the Paradise Lock and Sanada encourages them to get louder. They reach a satisfying volume, and Sanada dropkicks Tama out of Paradise! Cover, TWO! Sanada drags Tama up to CLUB him on the neck! Tama leans against ropes but Sanada CLUBS him again. Sanada brings Tama around to cravat and Tama endures the neck wrench. Sanada KNEES Tama down, then brings him up in the corner. Sanada whips corner to corner, run sin and back elbows! Then snap suplexes! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up, Sanada looms over Tama, and Sanada CLUBS Tama down! Tama shakes his head and eggs Sanada on. Sanada CLUBS him again but Tama gets up. Tama fires up and eggs Sanada on, and fans rally up behind Tama. Sanada fires off haymakers and a knee! Sanada whips Tama to the corner but Tama comes right back to LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Tama gets up while fans rally, and Tama waits on Sanada. Sanada stands, Tama rallies with clotheslines and elbows! Then he back suplexes, but Sanada fights it with a headlock! Sanada CLUBS away, runs, but Tama hurdles!

Sanada returns, Tama drops down then DROPKICKS! Fans fire up with Tama and he drags Sanada back up. Tama hits a BIG back suplex, then covers, TWO! Fans rally and Tama paces. Tama brings Sanada back up to CLUB him down, in return for earlier. Tama stomps Sanada, drags him up to CLUB him again, then HEADBUTTS him! Sanada wobbles, Tama HEADBUTTS again! Tama clamps on a SLEEPER, then a dragon sleeper! But Sanada fights it off to arm-drag! Tama UPPERCUTS Sanada and Sanada goes to ropes. Tama whips, Sanada reverses to hurdle, hurdle and DROPKICK in return! Fans fire up as Tama bails out, and Sanada PLANCHAS!

Fans fire up again and Sanada paces while the ring count starts. The count is 5 of 20, then 10 as Sanada returns to Tama. Fans rally as Sanada drags Tama up and puts him in at 15 of 20. Cover, TWO! Sanada keeps cool while fans rally up again. Sanada drags Tama up, fireman’s carries, but Tama fights free to waistlock. Tama shoves Sanada at a corner, runs in, but Sanada elbows him back! Sanada QUEBRADA, but Tama gets under! Tama runs in, into a fireman’s carry! But Tama slips off to TONGAN TWIST! Fans fire up again while both men are down. Tama and Sanada roll away to opposite corners and Jado coaches Tama up.

Tama runs corner to corner at Sanada but the splash hits buckles! Sanada back suplexes, Tama lands on his feet to fireman’s carry! S R C! Fans fire up and Tama goes up the corner! SUPREME FLOW! Cover, TWO!! Sanada survives but OFF COMES THE VEST! Tama watches Sanada rise and he pounds the mat. Fans clap along, Sanada stands and Tama lunges in, GUN- NO, Sanada fights that off, follows and runs, tilt-o-whirl DRAGON SLEEPER! But Tama snapmares free! Sanada ducks the lariat to go up, out and springboard missile dropkick back in! Fans fire up and Sanada brings Tama up to a fireman’s carry! T K O! Cover, TWO!!

Sanada goes up, ROUNDING BODY PRESS onto knees! Tama saves himself just in time, to GUN- SKULL END!! Sanada used a similar counter as Ishii and now has Tama caught! Fans fire up as Tama endures, but the body scissors are in! Tama reaches out, moves around, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Fans applaud as Sanada lets Tama go. Fans rally up again as Sanada and Tama stir. Sanada stands, drags Tama up, and throws a forearm. Sanada hits Tama again and Jado coaches Tama up. Sanada throws another forearm and eggs Tama on. Tama throws fast hands! Sanada forearms, Tama forearms, and Tama eggs Sanada on now.

Sanada throws a forearm, Tama throws a forearm, and the two pace as they grit their teeth. The forearms keep going and fans rally up as they pick up speed! Tama gets the edge then UPPERCUTS Sanada! Sanada staggers, Tama reels him in but Sanada forearms and ROLLING- SUPER FOREARM from Tama! And VELENO! Cover, TWO!! Sanada survives and fans fire up! Tama is shocked, but he focuses as he watches Sanada rise. GUN- NO! Sanada blocks again, to the dragon sleeper! But Tama spins through! So Sanada suplexes! Tama slips out of that, TONGAN TWIST but Sanada handsprings through!

Sanada ROCKS Tama, Tama ENZIGURIS Sanada! GUN- NO, waistlock and O’Conner BRIDGE!! Cover, TWO!!! Tama escapes, to GUN STUN!! Cover, Tama wins!!

Winner: Tama Tonga, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sanada earns 0)

Sanada couldn’t block them all, and all it takes is one! The Good Bad Guy is moving up the block, will he take over in the final rounds?

 

G1 Climax, C Block: Hirooki Goto VS KENTA!

The Fierce Warrior and The Worst Intruder Ever are practically opposites in this G1. Will Goto continue his undefeated streak while keeping Kenta winless? Or will Kenta turn things around as he makes Goto sleep?

The bell rings and fans rally up. The two circle, but then Kenta makes heart hands at Goto’s staff? Kenta and Goto tie up, Goto powers Kenta to ropes, and Kenta calls for the ropebreak. Goto pats Kenta’s shoulders as he lets off, but Kenta rakes the eyes! Kenta then powers Goto to a corner to bump him off buckles and fire body shots! Red Shoes counts but Kenta ROCKS Goto as he lets off. Kenta whips corner to corner but Goto comes back to run Kenta over!  Fans applaud while Goto brings Kenta up for a headlock and grinds him down. Kenta endures, powers up but can’t power out as Goto holds tight.

Goto hits a takeover but Kenta keeps his shoulders up. Kenta rolls Goto to a cover, ONE! Goto holds onto the headlock but Kenta fights up. Kenta pries the hold open but Goto wraps it on tighter. Kenta pulls hair and throws body shots to get free, then he wrenches and wristlocks Goto’s arm. Goto rolls, wrenches back and has a hammerlock. Goto puts more pressure, but Kenta gets to the ROPEBREAK! Kenta calls for the break, but Goto CLUBS him down! Goto whips Kenta to ropes, Kenta reverses but Goto counters hip toss with a hip toss! Kenta bails out and Goto dares him to come back.

Kenta paces around the way, lurks near the ring but Goto is watching him. Fans rally, but Kenta eyes Goto’s staff. Goto goes out to CLUB Kenta! Goto whips Kenta into railing! Kenta drops to his knees and Goto CLUBS him down. Goto SMACKS Kenta off the timekeeper’s table. Red Shoes goes out to tell Goto to get this in the ring. Kenta CLOBBERS Goto with the bell!! Kenta hides the evidence then rains down fists! Kenta drags Goto up, reels him in, DDT to the floor! Fans fire up and the ring count starts. Kenta drags Goto up at 4 of 20, brings him around and puts him in the ring at 10. Fans applaud as Kenta wants to finish this in the ring.

Kenta makes more heart hands at the staff, then he stomps Goto down. Kenta drops knee after knee on Goto’s head, then covers. ONE, but Kenta clamps on a chinlock. Goto endures as Kenta grinds him down. Goto fights around and gets the ROPEBREAK! Kenta lets off, to KICK Goto in the arm! Kenta drags Goto up, whips him to ropes, and elbow him down! Cover, TWO! Kenta keeps on Goto with a KICK to the back! Fans rally and Kenta claps along as he steps on Goto. Kenta gets the pace to speed up, and then tells them to stop. Kenta stomps Goto, slaps him around, and taunts Goto. Goto throws a palm strike but Kenta drop toeholds!

Kenta rains down fists on Goto’s head! Red Shoes reprimands but Kenta swears he was using opened palms. Kenta clamps on a chinlock again and he grinds Goto down. Fans rally up, Goto fights up and throws elbows, but Kenta throws him down by his hair! Kenta paces around Goto, kicks at him, and taunts him, too. Goto snarls and gets up but Kenta KICKS him in the chest! Goto growls, Kenta KICKS, so Goto CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Kenta knees low, SOBATS high, and Goto ends up in a corner. Kenta runs in to BOOT! Goto staggers, Kenta runs, but Goto follows! Kenta ducks the lariat, Goto deflects the boot to DISCUS LARIAT!

Fans fire up while both men are down. Goto rises and he has Kenta in a corner. Goto fires off forearms, whips corner to corner, then runs in to MURAMASA! And then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto keeps focus while the fans fire up. Goto drags Kenta up but Kenta blocks the fireman’s carry. Kenta throws elbows, then a BOOT! Kenta runs but Goto tosses him outside! Kenta lands on the apron but Goto ROCKS him! Goto runs in to ROCK Kenta again! Kenta wobbles, Goto runs in again but into a shoulder! Kenta stands Goto up and wants to suplex to the outside! Goto holds onto ropes and fans rally as Kenta keeps trying!

Goto suplexes Kenta up instead! Kenta slips off but Goto elbows him. Goto runs, Kenta follows, Goto dodges but Kenta POWERSLAMS! Fans fire up and Kenta goes to a corner. Kenta climbs, Goto stands, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Kenta clamps on an STF! Goto endures, moves around, but Kenta pulls back on the crossface! Goto keeps dragging himself and Kenta along, and fans rally up! Goto reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Kenta lets off quickly, and he KICKS Goto in the back. Kenta puts Goto on the apron to stomp him on the apron! Kenta then drags Goto up and brings him around. But Goto fires off body shots!

Goto shoulders in but misses, and Kenta KICKS him! Kenta drags Goto out, BRAINKILLER! Fans fire up after the draping DDT, and Kenta slithers back as Goto goes to the corner. Kenta runs corner to corner, to BOOT Goto down! Then again, for the HESITATION DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Kenta hurries out to the apron. Kenta climbs up the corner, COUP DE- NO, Goto avoids the stomps, but Kenta BOOTS him! LARIATS! But Goto stays up! Kenta swings, into Goto’s clinch, URA G T R! And then a LARIAT!! Both men are down and fans rally up again! Goto rises, roars and he brings Kenta in, only for Kenta to ROCK him with a forearm!

Goto ROCKS Kenta back, so Kenta ROCKS Goto again! Goto throws a forearm, Kenta returns it, and fans rally up as they go back and forth! Kenta gets the edge, fires boxing elbows, but Goto HEADBUTTS! Fans fire up while Kenta drops! Goto growls and fires up, and he powers up the BUZZSAW!! Goto then drags Kenta up to the fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Kenta survives but fans fire up! Goto drags Kenta up, reels him back in for the dragon sleeper, but Kenta slips out! Kenta shoves Goto at Red Shoes! Goto stops himself, but then Kenta CLOBBERS Goto into Red Shoes! Down goes the ref, and Kenta brings Goto around, DDT!

Kenta hurries to Goto’s corner, and he grabs the staff! Fans rally as Kenta brings the staff into the ring. Kenta pets it then swings, but Goto blocks the staff strike! They fight for control, Goto kicks and THROWS Kenta away! Goto holds up his staff, but then Kenta has Red Shoes see what Goto’s doing! Goto tries to explain, but he still throws the staff away. Kenta then blocks Red Shoes’ view of the LOW BLOW! Kenta throws Goto back into Red Shoes! Kenta then grabs Goto’s staff! Fans rally while Kenta pets the staff again. Kenta aims, but Goto sends Kenta into the corner! Goto has Kenta draping out, but Kenta SMACKS Goto with the staff!!

Goto lets Kenta go, but Kenta also falls onto the mat. Fans fire up while everyone is down, but Kenta gets the staff again. Kenta uses the staff to stand, and he aims at Goto again. STAFF STRIKE!! Kenta gets the staff out of the ring, shouts for Red Shoes, and he gets Red Shoes in the ring. Kenta hurries to a corner and climbs up top. COUP DE GRACE!! Cover, TWO!?! Goto survives and Kenta can’t believe it! But Kenta slashes his throat, vowing to end this! Kenta fireman’s carries, GO TO- NO, Goto blocks the leg! Kenta SWATS away on Goto’s face, and then again and again, but Goto ducks to fireman’s carry! G Y- KNEE!!

Kenta hurries to aim from a corner while Goto staggers! Fans fire up, Kenta runs in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, TWO!?!? Goto survives again and Kenta is furious! Kenta hurries to fireman’s carry, for GO TO- NO, Goto lands on his feet, but falls over! Kenta resets, GO TO SLEEP!!! Cover, Kenta wins!!

Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Goto earns 0)

The Fierce Warrior’s first loss is Kenta’s first win! Will this cause C Block to turn upside-down? Or is there still time for Goto to secure a spot in the semifinals?

 

G1 Climax, D Block: David Finlay VS Will Ospreay!

The Rebel has had two shockers in a row, slaying The Dragon and breaking Rock Hard! Now Finlay is in physical possession of the IWGP US Heavyweight Championship! But we all know that belt rightfully belongs to the Commonwealth Kingpin. Will Ospreay conquer this rebel and finally get that belt back? Or will there be another shocker this deep into the biggest G1 Climax ever?

As Finlay makes his entrance, he sets down the IWGP US Championship in the middle of the ring. And during Ospreay’s entrance, Ospreay drops his Rev-Pro British Heavyweight belt at the ramp to get in the ring and in Finlay’s face! Red Shoes has them back up for the introductions to finish. Ospreay picks up HIS US belt, but Finlay grabs at it, too. Red Shoes also grabs at the belt, but Finlay and Ospreay both shove him away! Ospreay and Finlay start throwing forearms! Fans fire up as the bell rings and the forearms keep going! This is fast and furious! Ospreay ROCKS Finlay, winds up, but Finlay dodges to clothesline Ospreay up and out!

Finlay goes out to knee Ospreay low, then throat chop him against railing! Finlay wrenches an arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Ospreay staggers away, Finlay pursues, but Ospreay CHOPS him! And ROCKS him! Finlay kicks low, SMACKS Ospreay off the apron, and Ospreay staggers away again. Finlay RAMS Ospreay into railing, right in front of commentary! Finlay stands Ospreay up to EuroUpper, and then he puts Ospreay in the ring. Finlay gets in and he drags Ospreay up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE!! Fans rally while Finlay drags Ospreay back up. Finlay snapmares, runs and BASEMENT UPPERCUTS! Cover, ONE!!

Finlay stomps Ospreay’s left hand, then stomps his left foot. Finlay brings Ospreay up to EuroUpper again, then runs in at the corner. Ospreay dodges, runs in but into an elbow! Finlay goes up top, Ospreay CHOPS him down! Finlay tumbles out to the floor while fans fire up! The ring count starts, but Ospreay goes out after Finlay. Ospreay drags Finlay up to whip him hard into railing! Finlay drops to his knees, but Ospreay drags Finlay up to bring around. Ospreay hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Fans fire up while Finlay writhes. Ospreay pushes Finlay into the ring, but Finlay throws body shots in return. Ospreay HEADBUTTS Finlay down!

Ospreay paces, drags Finlay up, and scoops to SLAM him down! Ospreay drops a knee right onto Finlay’s chin! Ospreay digs the knee into Finlay’s neck and insists on a count, but Red Shoes says no, that’s a choke. Ospreay lets off, drags Finlay back up, and bumps Finlay off buckles. Ospreay keeps Finlay cornered to CHOP him! Fans applaud while Finlay is stinging. Ospreay snapmares Finlay, omoplatas the arm, and he reaches for the other. Finlay resists but Ospreay still gets the arm to make it a RECLINER! Finlay endures and it becomes a cover, ONE!! Finlay gets free and Ospreay is annoyed. Ospreay gives toying knees against the ropes.

Finlay shoves back, Ospreay KICKS him! Finlay SPITS at Ospreay so Ospreay stomps away! Red Shoes has Ospreay let off, and Ospreay stands on Finlay. Ospreay SPITS at Finlay, but Red Shoes has him step away. Fans rally as Ospreay stands Finlay up. Finlay fires off forearms and EuroUppers, but Ospreay EuroUppers back. Finlay staggers away to ropes, but Ospreay wrenches and whips. Finlay reverses but Ospreay catches him to a Cobra Twist! Finlay endures but Ospreay cranks on the hold. Finlay powers out with a HIP TOSS! Fans fire up and Finlay fires forearms on Ospreay! Ospreay knees low, runs, but into a back drop!

Fans fire up and Finlay rallies on Ospreay with forearm smashes! Finlay whips, Ospreay reverses but Finlay FLYING FOREARMS! Fans fire up more as Finlay hits a HEAD BUSTER! Ospreay staggers to a corner, Finlay runs in corner to corner to EuroUpper! Finlay goes up, FLYING EUROUPPER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is still in this but Finlay keeps cool. Ospreay throws body shots from below, but Finlay headbutts Ospreay over and over in return! Ospreay gets the ROPEBREAK and Finlay lets off in a huff. Finlay drags Ospreay up, clinches, but Ospreay squats to block. Ospreay throws elbows but Finlay throws knees!

Finlay hoists Ospreay up but Ospreay slips out, only for Finlay to elbow him away. Ospreay ducks the chop to handspring and NEURALIZER! Finlay tumbles out of the ring while fans fire up. Ospreay aims to PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Finlay! Fans fire up while both men are down on the outside, and Red Shoes checks on them. They’re okay to continue and Ospreay stands up. The ring count starts, Ospreay drags Finlay up at 4 of 20. Ospreay puts Finlay in at 6, then aims from the apron. Springboard, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay calls his shot and fans fire up now. Ospreay prepares the elbow pad but drags Finlay up.

Ospreay reels Finlay in, turns him, but Finlay catches Dream Smasher into a clinch! IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Fans fire up while Ospreay writhes! Finlay clutches his knee, that was a bit double-edged. Finlay grits his teeth as he and Ospreay go to opposite corners. Fans rally, Finlay runs in, BIG EuroUpper in the corner! Finlay stomps a mudhole into Ospreay, then digs in until Ospreay’s hanging out of the ropes! Red Shoes backs Finlay off but fans fire up. Finlay storms back up to Ospreay, brings him up and suplexes him to the top rope. Finlay climbs up, HEADBUTTS, but Ospreay HEADBUTTS!

Fans fire up as the forearms fly again! Finlay gets the edge, he fires up while Ospreay wobbles, and Finlay brings Ospreay up. Ospreay fights back with body shots, then the SUPER GOURD BUSTER! Finlay is down in the drop zone, and Ospreay wants him to get up. Fans fire up as Ospreay adjusts, but Finlay trips him up! Fans rally again as Finlay climbs up after Ospreay. Finlay gets Ospreay up to SUPERPLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Ospreay survives and Finlay focuses. Finlay fires up, cravats, ACID- NO, Ospreay throws Finlay to the apron! Finlay throws forearms in return, but Ospreay GAMANGIRIS!

Finlay wobbles, Ospreay goes up and out to APRON OSCUTTER!! Fans are thunderous while both men are down on the outside! Red Shoes checks them both again but somehow they’re okay to continue. Fans rally up, the ring count starts, but it’s already 5 of 20 before either stirs. Ospreay stands at 8, but decides to ditch Finlay. The count is 12 of 20, Ospreay already feels he’s won. Finlay stirs at 15, drags himself up at 16, and stands at 18, but flounders his way in, 19.9!! SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Ospreay fires up! Ospreay calls his shot, springboards again, OS- NO!! Finlay blocks!

Finlay spins Ospreay but Ospreay swats the lariat to ROLLING ELBOW! Springboards, OSCUTTER!! But Ospreay has to crawl to the cover! TWO!!! Finlay survives and shocks Ospreay! Fans rally up and Ospreay aims from a corner. The elbow pad is ready, HIDDEN- NO, Finlay ducks to PRIMA- NO, Ospreay HOOK KICK! Springboard, into PRIMA NOCTA!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and Finlay is roaring in anger! But fans are thunderous as he cravats, ACID DROP!!! Cover, TWO!?!? Ospreay survives and Finlay is beside himself! Fans are thunderous again as Finlay grits his teeth and gets back up.

Finlay roars and slashes his throat, then brings Ospreay up. Suplex, TRASH- NO, Ospreay slips free to HOOK KICK! Finlay staggers, but he comes back with a LARIAT! Finlay falls on the cover, TWO, and into a ghost pin!! TWO!!! Finlay escapes, but Ospreay V-TRIGGERS!! WHAT?! HIDDEN- NO, Finlay ducks and he backslides Ospreay, TWO, but into deadlift TRASH PANDA!!! Cover, FINLAY WINS!!!!

Winner: David Finlay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Ospreay earns 0)

A third straight shocker in a row!! Shingo Takagi, Juice Robinson, and now Will Ospreay! Ospreay falls out of first place, can the Kingpin make a comeback?

As for Finlay, he grabs the IWGP US Championship belt back, and then gets a mic. “Ospreay, Ospreay. I don’t care where, I don’t care when, but the next time you defend this championship, you defend it against ME!” Finlay then throws the belt back at Ospreay, and tells him that until then, every time Ospreay looks at that belt, every time he picks it up, every time he puts it on, he has to remember that he is holding onto Finlay’s title! Fans applaud that sentiment. Finlay then says, “Did anybody think that I was gong to beat Juice Robinson? Maybe. Did anybody think that I was going to beat Shingo Takagi? Probably not.

“Did anybody think that I was gonna beat Billy Goat, Will Ospreay? HELL NO! Yet here I am, leading the D Block with six points! So do you believe me now when I say that this is my year? Do you believe me now when I say this is my time? Do you believe me now when I say I am winning the G1 Climax? Because this IS my year, this IS my time, and I am winning the whole damn thing! So expect me!!” Finlay is all fired up and so is this block! Will Finlay make sure 2022 becomes the Year of the Rebel?

 

Here are the NEW standings!

A Block

  • Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
  • Jeff Cobb: 2-1, 4 points
  • Bad Luck Fale: 2-2, 4 points
  • JONAH: 1-1, 2 points
  • Lance Archer: 1-2, 2 points
  • Tom Lawlor: 1-2, 2 points
  • Toru Yano: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

B Block

  • Jay White: 3-0, 6 points
  • Tama Tonga: 2-1, 4 points
  • SANADA: 2-2, 4 points
  • Taichi: 1-1, 2 points
  • Great-O-Khan: 1-2, 2 points
  • Chase Owens: 1-2, 2 points
  • Tomohiro Ishii: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

C Block

  • Hirooki Goto: 2-1, 4 points
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi: 2-1, 4 points
  • Zack Sabre Jr: 2-1, 4 points
  • Aaron Henare: 1-2, 2 points
  • Tetsuya Naito: 1-2, 2 points
  • EVIL: 1-1, 2 points
  • KENTA: 1-2, 2 points

D Block

  • David Finlay: 3-1, 6 points
  • Will Ospreay: 2-1, 4 points
  • Shingo Takagi: 1-2, 2 points
  • YOSHI-HASHI: 1-1, 2 points
  • Juice Robinson: 1-2, 2 points
  • El Phantasmo: 1-1, 2 points
  • Yujiro Takahashi: 1-2, 2 points

My Thoughts:

A great event as the G1 Climax continues! Great stuff out of Khan VS Ishii, and hilarious stuff out of Yano VS Lawlor. I didn’t think both Ishii and Yano would fall on the same day, and then fall out of the running, but now the Pitbull and the Producer will just have to settle for being spoilers in their blocks. Though chances are, that’s the same role Khan and Lawlor will be filling as they’re still lagging behind the front of the pack. A great match out of Tama VS Sanada, and a rather surprising finish with Tama getting the win. But it seems Tama is making the big push in his singles career, and at some point, he is going to take on Jay White, so he’ll need all the momentum he can get against the Switchblade.

A great match out of Goto and Kenta with not only the story of their block rankings adding drama, but apparently Kenta has a new obsession in Goto’s special staff. Kenta gets the win to really shake things up, which you definitely want this deep into the tournament. And in another awesome match, Finlay gets another wild shocker of a win. His promo pretty much puts it into words: most didn’t expect Finlay getting far, and yet he is the D Block leader. The US Championship story continues to grow in complexity, that is big for NJPW as they are still pushing for a presence in the US fandom, and this also shakes things up in the D Block to where anything can happen.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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