The Arrow Club is going to be real busy for HyruleMania!

With the HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match, Trios Championships AND Termina Championship, Arrow Club has it all! But will they lose it all?

Arrow Club is shouting!

Torbevito, Bad Croc Scaly and both Young Ducks, Mack & Rick Quackson, are yelling and calling out their challengers, but at the same time and it’s all rather chaotic. Fin Balure shouts over all of them, “GUYS! GUYS! One at a time!” They all apologize, and the HPW Trios Champions go first. “Our message is rather simple,” Mack says. “We’ve beat you before and we’ll beat you again!” Rick adds, “It doesn’t matter what combination you come at us with, this right here is a winning combination!”

Torbevito takes his turn by saying, “Aveil, you only have this opportunity because of a loophole left open by incompetent contract writers! But I suppose it’s fine. I know what you’re capable of, so no problems them. Ghirahim isn’t a problem, he’s too obsessed with Midna. And Midna won’t be a problem because Ghirahim is too obsessed with her. Odolwa… Well, he may be a problem. But he’ll have to get through the others, leaving me free to break tradition and keep the Death Mountain Championship at HyruleMania.” Fin says, “Torbevito’s on fire! The whole Arrow Club is on fire! And we’re going to burn it all down!

“And that includes you, Ace. A former HPW Trios Champion. A former HPW Triforce Champion. But if I’m doing the math right, both those reigns combined are shorter than my reign as Termina Champion! I’ve had this belt since last HyruleMania, and I’m sure not going to lose it to you this HyruleMania. We’re going to finish this year draped in gold, and make 2023 the Year of the Arrow Club!”

GU̵͡͝ĘS҉͢S̶͞ ̸W͜H҉̸́O̶͜

I spy with my ȩ̡y̸e͟͠ e҉ye͠ eye, someone who must die d͏͡ie d̴́͞-̢́͢di̵͠͠e̢!̴̕͡ ̵̨m̶̢͏u͏s̛͟t̵ d͡i̴e̶̛͜!̛̕!

The Gerudo Alliance responds.

Shabonne starts with, “First of, fellas, you keep getting the name wrong! Alliance? Alliance? We’re not some kind of… league of nations or something. We’re a sisterhood! SIS-TER-HOOD! But I suppose names don’t really matter when all these ladies are going to be called champions!” The others all agree there. Aveil tells Torbevito, “You squawk more than the Ducks. I’m not a problem, huh? No, I am the problem in that match. I can wrestle better than you and fly better than you, so I’m going to fly over you and take that belt before you can say ‘Vasaaq oh sav’saaba, vai oh voe.'”

Tali tells the “Lame Ducks” and “That crock of sh*t” that they won’t have “Daddy Fin” to help them since he’ll be too busy with Ganondorf. Buliara says, “As we already said at Fyter Feast, we’re going to live the new dream! Tali as the first to check off Death Mountain and Trios titles. Riju and I as two-time Trios Champions. Your Super Quack Party isn’t going to stop history.” Riju says, “The struggle is real, but the struggle comes to an end on New Year’s Eve. 2023 will be our year! The Year of Dreams Come True!” Together, they all declare, “SA’OTEN!”

Ganondorf responds.

“Fin, you chicken of the sea. There won’t be any running from me this time. And I get it. Laugh at me for not holding onto the Triforce Championship for longer than four months. But that’ll be four months more than you’ll ever get with that title. Especially after I humiliate you when I win that Termina Championship and become HPW’s first-ever Triple Crown Winner. I might even change my nickname to The Triple Crown Ace. I like the sound of that already. But the sound I’m going to love most of all is the ring announcer saying, ‘And NEWWW~…! H, P, W, Termina Champioooooon~…! GAAANOOONDOOOOORF!”

Odolwa lets his actions speak for him.

The God of Woodfall trains in the swamp, kicking and punching wood, kicking and punching stone, running and pushing through deep, murky water. He whips vines like CrossFit battle ropes, then uses them to drag stones around. And he finishes with a snarling, stomping war dance! The Sword of the Swamp looks sharp as ever, will he cut down the field at HyruleMania?

My Thoughts:

This was a heftier one of these because of the many characters that needed to get their lines in. I feel it’s fitting that Odolwa is not big on talking, and every once in a while, having a strong, silent type works. And don’t worry, Ghirahim and Midna will have their own promos, as part of next week’s hype article.