AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (2/13/23)
El Paso gets Elevated!
It’s a big night in the Borderland!
The Machine called out Jungle Boy on Rampage last Friday, clearly wanting another go. Will Brian Cage tune up on Elevation before their rematch?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS El Dragon, El Combarde & Vary Morales; The Dark Order wins.
- “Big Bill” Morrissey w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Gino; Morrissey wins.
- Jade Cargill & Leila Grey VS Dulce Tormenta & DD Doom; Jade & Leila wins.
- Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Jastin Taylor; Cage wins.
- Emi Sakura & Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Skye Blue & Madison Rayne; Emi & Nyla win.
- Yuka Sakazaki VS Vertvixen; Yuka wins.
- Josh Woods w/ Mark Sterling VS Man Scout; Woods wins.
- Best Friends VS Aydan Colt & Frank Stone; Best Friends win.
QUICK NOTES
Another good card. Nice to see Vertvixen in action again, it’s been a minute. These are all pretty clear cut, as is the usual pace for Dark and Elevation. But obviously they’re going to help pad Jade’s numbers as she’ll definitely win here to be 51-0 in AEW, since all forms of matches count for her record. They might even try to get her to 59-0 before Revolution so that she can hit 60 at Revolution. And as I’ve said before, after seeing her beat Red Velvet to go 50-0, I can’t be sure who AEW could bring out to finally beat Jade for the title.
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It’s about to go down in O-Town!
AEW Dynamite arrives in Orlando, and it’s about to get ugly as the Death Riders and Don Callis Family go to war in a Six Man STREET FIGHT!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Samoa Joe VS “Speedball” Mike Bailey; Joe wins.
- Six Man Street Fight: Jon Moxley, Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta VS Hechicero, Lance Archer & Rocky Romero; Moxley, Garcia & Yuta win.
- FTR VS Alec Price & Jordan Oliver; FTR wins.
- Kenny Omega VS Josh Alexander; Kenny wins.
- Toni Storm & Mina Shirakawa VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford; Megan & Penelope win.
- Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Kevin Knight; Swerve wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the AEW Champion of the World, M J F!” Orlando is a bit torn seeing The Scumbag make his way out to the ring. MJF gets his pyro rain and flicks his gum as he struts down the ramp, “Triple B” around his waist and his Dynamite Diamond Ring on his finger. He stands with Schiavone, and Schiavone says last week, MJF successfully defended the AEW World Championship against Bandido. MJF tells Schiavone to shut his “fat triple chin,” it is bad enough he has to look at the dumb shmucks in the crowd tonight. MJF hopes Schiavone can keep his geriatric hand up so the mic is at MJF’s mouth, okay?
The fans boo but MJF says, “Ladies and gentlemen, and I do use that term very loosely around these parts… You are looking at a man who wears beautiful watches, a man who wears custom suits, a man who wears diamond rings, Burberry shoes, Burberry scarves. I ride in helicopters, private jets, and limousines, and I’ve got the baddest girl you’ve ever seen. And do you know why, folks? it’s because I’m the best wrestler on God’s green earth. And if you don’t believe me, ladies and gentlemen, here is the proof: THE prize that every wrestler in this sport wishes they could obtain, Pretty Platinum, Triple B, the AEW World Championship.”
The fans are torn again, but MJF says, “Real gold, real diamonds, real platinum. This belt costs more than all of you miserable losers could possibly dream of having in your bank accounts. So if you ever see some shmuck on your TV screen in my sport claiming that they’re the best of the best and their name ain’t MJF, grab the remote and change the channel, cuz the only thing coming outta their mouth is the same thing coming outta their ass! I AM the World’s Champion! I hold the grandest prize of ’em all. I am professional wrestling, baby.
“And last week, Bandido was the first of many in a long line of losers to find out the hard way that 2026 is the Year of the Devil, and ain’t nobody on my level.” The fans boo as MJF holds up the belt with both hands to show it off, only for BRODY KING to appear! The fans cheer as the King of Death walks right down the ramp and to the ring, which has MJF very worried. Brody steps right to MJF, and Schiavone lets MJF have the mic for this. Brody gets his own mic while the fans cheer him on. MJF is a bit squirrely as Brody tells him he’ll be honest. After what MJF did to Bandido last week, the only thing Brody can think of is all the ways he wants to hurt MJF.
There is nothing that would bring Brody more joy than putting his fist through MJF’s chest and ripping out his spine! But, Brody won’t do that. MJF sighs in relief, but Brody says we all know MJF has no spine, he’s just a b*tch. The fans chant, “JUST A B*TCH!” Brody knows if he put his hands on MJF, he’ll never get what he wants. And what Brody wants is a match, so he can choke the life outta MJF, drop him on his head, and take the world championship, right here, right now, TONIGHT! Brody barks, the fans bark with him, and that’s quite the challenge! MJF says okay, he’ll just be over here if that’s cool.
MJF goes to a corner and says that is an interesting proposition. First of all, to think this over, if MJF could have complete silence from the morons for just a minute, that’d be great. The fans boo instead, but MJF says upon reflection, he thought long and hard and has to say no. And he’ll make it clear: It is not because MJF is afraid, that’s ridiculous! No, no, no. MJF gets it: Brody comes out here, barks, the morons bark back. The barking makes sense, because when MJF thinks about Brody King, the phrase that comes to mind is, “All bark, no bite.” Brody comes out here and challenges the world champion to a title match? “On what grounds, my big, burly friend?”
Who has Brody beaten? Oh, right, tomato cans, jabronies, and jobbers. If Brody wants the world champion, the greatest wrestler on earth, Brody has to beat elite talent. Until then, this match is not going to happen. The fans boo, but MJF says he wants to make one more thing clear: If Brody ever interrupts MJF ever again, they’ll have a prob- Brody steps up and MJF steps back. MJF says he has a lot on his plate, a busy schedule, a lot of competition to consider, so- Brody barks at MJF and MJF skitters to the apron. MJF tells the fans to shut up! MJF’s outta here! The Scumbag is a rat, but he’s also a chicken. Will Brody take a bite out of AEW if it means he gets his hands on MJF?
Backstage interview with Hangman Page & #JetSpeed.
Renee Paquette is with the NEW AEW World Trios Champions, and says what a week they have had. The Cowboy promised to take everything from Samoa Joe, and now he, Kevin Knight & “Speedball” Mike Bailey are champions. In moments, we see Bailey VS Samoa Joe 1v1 while Knight faces Swerve Strickland. They are wasting no time tonight. Hangman says tonight is a night for celebration. If they’re the trios champions now, they should decide on a trios name. Knight says he’s been thinking on that. He came up with #JetSetRodeo. Bailey says “Horse C-” WHOA! Um, Hangman suggested something like that before, not gonna work.
But Knight & Bailey are in big matches tonight against former world champions. This Saturday on Collision, Hangman has his own against Katsuyori Shibata. Whoa, for real? Yeah, he just made it now. Bailey says he’s got Joe, and he knows Knight has a huge challenge ahead of him with Swerve. Bailey wants Knight to fully focus on that while Bailey does what he does best. Knight says will do. Hangman says he doesn’t have to say this, because they’ve been around the world several times, but Bailey’s never faced Joe 1v1. Joe is tough, sturdy, robust, and hits hard. But Bailey is fast, flexible, and if he can outlast Joe, he will beat Joe.
The team fist bumps and Bailey heads out. Knight asks Hangman for advice on how to face Swerve. Hangman takes a moment, and says that’ll be one hell of a main event. The Cowboy heads out, will The Jet be able to fly high over Swerve’s House? Or will he be brought down by the Most Dangerous Man in AEW?
Samoa Joe VS “Speedball” Mike Bailey!
As Hangman just said, the Samoan Submission Specialist is strong, sturdy, and sadistic, but Speedball is, well, fast and agile. Which style wins out to kick off Dynamite in Orlando?
The bell rings and the fans rally up for Speedball already. Joe bails out and the fans boo, but Bailey tells Joe to get in the ring. Joe brushes that off, and he soaks up some heat from Orlando as he walks around the way. Joe then steps back in the ring and circles with Bailey. They tie up, Joe powers Bailey to a corner, but the ref counts. Joe smothers Bailey before he JABS! And JABS! Joe HEADBUTTS Bailey to sit him down, then HEADBUTTS again! The ref reprimands, the fans rally, but Joe drags Bailey up to ROCK him with a forearm. Bailey fires back, but Joe HEADBUTTS Bailey down again. Joe whips, Bailey reverses, but Joe blocks!
Joe whips through but Bailey BOOTS Joe! Joe snarl while Bailey runs, and Bailey BOOTS Joe again! Bailey runs, Joe blocks this time, but Bailey wrenches through to KICK Joe’s leg! And KICK, and KICK! Then KICK Joe in the chest! Joe swings, Bailey dodges, and Bailey DROPKICKS! Joe tumbles out of the ring while the fans fire up. Bailey runs, but Joe blocks the baseball slide to drag Bailey out! Joe CHOPS Bailey down and the fans are losing their minds! Bailey coughs and sputters while Joe talks trash. Joe stands Bailey up, SMACKS him off a chair, then gets space. Bailey sits up, Joe runs back in, but Bailey DROPKICKS Joe down!
The fans fire up as Bailey goes into the ring and builds speed! Bailey baseball slides this time, then he ASAI MOONSAULTS! Down goes Joe and the fans fire up again! Bailey is feeling that energy, and he shoves Joe into the ring, but wait! Here come Hook & Shibata! The fans boo The Opps but the ref tells them to stay back. Bailey goes into the ring, Joe ELBOWS him away! Then BOOTS him outta the ring! And then Joe distracts the ref so Shibata & Hook can mug Bailey! They RAM Bailey into the apron, stomp him around, then put Bailey in the ring. The fans boo and protest the ref not doing his job, but Joe stomps Bailey while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Joe drags Bailey up, snapmares, and CHOPS him on the back! Then Joe KICKS Bailey in the chest! Joe runs to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bailey toughs it out but Joe stays focused. Joe drags Bailey up, but Bailey fires body shots! Joe POSTS Bailey and lets him fall out of the ring. Again, Joe distracts so The Opps can mug Bailey! Shibata even kicks Bailey into the ring! Shibata & Hook play innocent while Joe looms over Bailey. Joe stomps Bailey, Mongolian Chops him, then Mongolian Chops again! Joe clamps on a shoulder claw and he grinds Bailey down. Bailey endures, fights to his feet, and breaks free to ELBOW Joe!
Bailey runs, but Joe ELBOWS Bailey down! Joe is all fired up while he soaks up heat. Joe covers, TWO!! Bailey survives and Joe is annoyed. Joe clamps onto Bailey with a chinlock, and even digs his knee into Bailey’s back. Bailey endures again, pries at the hold, and fights up to fire body shots. Joe CLAWS Bailey’s face! The ref reprimands, Bailey backs away to a corner, but Joe storms over to stand Bailey up. Joe CHOPS and Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally for Bailey and he CHOPS! Joe CHOPS again! Joe whips Bailey corner to corner, then runs up, but Bailey BOOTS Joe! Bailey goes out, GAMANGIRIS, then goes up!
Bailey leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK Joe down! The fans fire up while Bailey rises again! Hook & Shibata are annoyed as Bailey aims, SOBAT! AX KICK! And KICK! Joe sits down, Bailey winds up, STANDING SHOOTING FLOP as Joe moves! Joe runs, SENTON FLOP as Bailey moves! Then basement SUPERKICK! Bailey goes up, aims again, SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Cover, TWO! Joe survives and the fans can’t believe it! Bailey is also surprised, but he sees Joe going to the ring. Bailey KICKS Joe’s leg, then goes out to the apron to join him. Joe CHOPS, then HEADBUTTS, then he reels Bailey in.
Joe back suplexes, but Bailey lands inside the ring! Bailey SWEEPS the legs! Bailey goes back out, and lines it up, MOONSAULT KNEE DROP only gets apron! Joe then distracts the ref so Shibata can APRON SNAP SUPLEX! Then just like Saturday, they slide off the apron so Shibata can snap suplex to the floor! And then a SHIN BREAKER! Shibata puts Bailey in, the ref misses it all, and the fans boo. Joe stomps Bailey, stomps him again, then mocks the clapping. The fans still rally for Bailey, even as Joe stomps Bailey more. Joe stands Bailey up, ROCKS him, but Bailey fires back! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!
Joe lifts Bailey to tie up the legs! DOUBLE KNEE BREAKER! Bailey writhes and Joe grins while the fans boo. Joe grabs a leg for a HEEL HOOK! The fans rally as Bailey endures, and Bailey fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Joe lets go in annoyance, and he talks trash on Bailey. Joe JABS Bailey, then stalks him to the ropes. Joe KICKS Bailey’s leg, eggs him on, and Bailey stands. Joe KICKS again and Bailey drops to his knees. The fans rally for, uh, horse… Anyway, Joe kicks, but Bailey blocks, only for Joe to roll into the KNEEBAR HEEL HOOK COMBO!! Bailey flails, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK!
The fans cheer while Joe lets go, but Joe still has Bailey where he wants him. Bailey rises, but Joe KICKS the leg out! Joe grins as he toys with Bailey, and Bailey stands, into another KICK! Bailey flips head over heels, and Joe winds up again. Bailey stands, but he avoids the sweep this time! The fans cheer the crane stance! Joe says yeah right. CRANE KCIK! And PENALTY KICK! And MOONSAULT KNEE-DROP! The fans fire up as Bailey then BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!! Joe survives and Bailey is stunned, but the fans continue to rally up. Bailey slowly rises, as does Joe, and Bailey powers up! Bailey spins for the TIME ADVENTURE!
Bailey shoves Joe down, goes up the corner, but Hook distracts! Bailey leaps, but Joe moves! Bailey hobbles, Hook grabs him, but Bailey ELBOWS Hook down! Joe runs up, Bailey dodges! Roll up, but Shibata tries to distract the ref! Cover, TWO!! Joe ducks a roundhouse, COQUINA CLUTCH! But Bailey kicks off the corner! Roll up and cover, TWO!! Joe lets Bailey go, but a HEEL KICK hits!! Bailey hurries up top, but Hook distracts the ref so Shibata can anchor Bailey! Joe ROCKS Bailey, tucks him in, MUSCLE BUSTER!! Cover, Joe wins!
Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall
You might as well put this as a 3v1 Handicap win for The Opps, but the fans aren’t the only ones upset by this. MJF is watching backstage, he knows Joe is also in the title chase. Will MJF have to face Joe again in the future? Or will someone else catch MJF first?
Six Man Street Fight: Jon Moxley, Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta VS Hechicero, Lance Archer & Rocky Romero!
The Maniac’s past is coming back to haunt him, as the scar left on Don Callis is the whole reason Don’s “family” wants to end the Death Riders! Will Red Dead & The Decoder help Moxley show us what a real family looks like? Or will the Alchemist, Murderhawk Monster & Azucar remind us that #EverybodyDies?
Don Callis of course joins commentary, claiming Moxley is a sociopath, and in a world without pro-wrestling, Moxley would be living behind a fence, if you catch his meaning. Archer, Hechi & Rocky are armed as they head to the ring, but The Death Riders don’t even wait for the introductions before they go after the DCF! The fans fire up as the brawl is on at ringside! Moxley is after Archer, Garcia has Rocky and Yuta has Hechi! Garcia fires knees into Rocky but Hechi CLUBS Yuta down. Moxley sends Archer into railing and practically dumps him into the front row! Hechi swings the trash can lid but Yuta dodges!
Yuta DECKS Hechi, rains down fists, and Garcia sends Rocky into railing! Moxley and Archer have ended up in the crowd as they brawl! Yuta DECKS Hechi, Moxley and Archer are already in the upper deck, and Moxley throws hands on Archer! Yuta kicks Rocky around, Moxley ROCKS Archer, and Garcia puts a trash can around Hechi’s leg. Garcia STOMPS the can to crush Hechi’s leg inside it! Hechi writhes, Garcia STOMPS the leg again, and Yuta stalks Rocky around the way with that trash can lid. Archer turns things around on Moxley and SMACKS him off railing! Garcia STOMPS Hechi’s leg again! Archer CLOBBERS Moxley with a trash can of his own!
Yuta keeps after Rocky in some other part of the crowd, and Garcia puts Hechi in an ANKLE LOCK! Hechi TAPS, but it only counts if it’s in the ring! Archer DUMPS Moxley over railing, Yuta chases Rocky back to ringside, and Archer AX HANDLES Moxley! Hechi rolls to kick at Garcia, Rocky hits Yuta back, and Moxley CHUCKS a chair at Archer! Rocky JAMS Garcia, SMACKS him, but Yuta sends Rocky into railing! Moxley rains down fists on Archer, the fans count along, and Moxley goes past TEN to about EIGHTEEN! Then Moxley & Garcia send Yuta in for an ELBOW! Garcia LARIATS! Moxley LARIATS! And repeat!
The fans cheer the cycle of violence, then the Death Riders CLOBBER Rocky as he steps into the ring. Archer gets up to guzel Moxley, and guzel Garcia, but that leaves him open for Yuta to DROPKICK! Then Moxley & Garcia DOUBLE LARIAT Archer up and out! Archer stumbles around, Yuta builds speed, and Yuta DIVES onto Archer! Archer tumbles away while Garcia & Moxley mug Hechi. Yuta follows Archer, but Archer grabs him! CHOKE SLAM through the timekeeper’s table! The fans go nuts as Archer roars and rises again! Moxley jumps on Archer for a SLEEPER! Archer breaks free, and Rocky runs Garcia all the way around while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer sends Moxley into railing while Rocky feeds Garcia to Hechi’s trash can attack! Hechi stomps Garcia around, then stands him up. Hechi wrenches Garcia’s arm, double wristlocks, and Archer CHOKES Moxley against the railing. Rocky helps Hechi torture Garcia with another armlock. Archer dares Marina to try something, then he ROCKS Moxley with a right! Hechi & Rocky let Garcia go since falls only count in the ring, and Hechi puts Moxley in. Rocky scoop SLAMS Garcia, then goes up to the apron. Rocky hits a DIVING DOUBLE STOMP on Garcia! Hechi ROCKS Moxley, UPPERCUTS, and Moxley flounders to a corner.
Hechi grabs Moxley’s leg to wrap it around the ropes. Moxley endures, even as Hechi YANKS the leg. Archer JAMS Garcia with a chair, then SMACKS him on the back! Garcia scrambles away but the fans cheer him on. Rocky rains down fists on Moxley, then does his soccer slide taunt. Hechi taunts Marina while Archer puts a trash can in the ring. Archer keeps Garcia from getting in the ring while Hechi has an ANKLE LOCK on Moxley! Rocky adds a CROSSFACE! Moxley endures double submissions but refuses to give up! Archer taunts Marina again while Hechi rolls Moxley into a GROUND OCTOPUS!
Moxley endures while Rocky and Archer soak up heat. Archer CLAWS Moxley’s face, and even BITES his forehead! Moxley refuses to give up, so Archer goes out to talk with Callis on how to end Moxley. Dynamite returns to single picture while Hechi shifts into a wristlock and omoplata. Hechi KNEE DROPS the bad arm, but Garcia returns! Garcia fires hands on Rocky, but Hechi CHOP BLOCKS him! Hechi & Rocky mug Garcia while Archer has Moxley in a corner. Rocky CHOPS Garcia, and CHOPS again. Yuta sputters in the wreckage while Hechi & Rocky put the trash can over Garcia. They DOUBLE DROPKICK the can!
The fans boo while Garcia sputters and writhes. Moxley tries to stand but his leg won’t let him. The DCF taunt Moxley but the fans rally up. Moxley says fine then! Moxley fires forearm after forearm and kick after kick, but he gets mugged 3v1! The fans boo but Archer puts Moxley in the corner. Archer HAMMERS away, then Rocky wedges the trash can into Moxley’s face. Hechi dazzles with his magic, then runs up, only for Moxley to CHUCK the trash can at him! Moxley then TOSSES Rocky up and out, and he ROCKS Archer! Moxley fires forearms while the fans fire up, but Archer eggs him o n! Moxley runs, but Archer CROSSBODIES!
Archer goes out and looks under the ring. He brings out a TABLE! The fans are torn, they love tables but don’t like the DCF. Archer puts the table in the ring, stands it up in a corner, but Marina gets in the ring!? The fans fire up as Archer turns around to see The Problem. Archer chuckles, and guzels Marina! Marina fires shots but he ignores those, CHOKE- TRIANGLE HOLD?! Marina has Archer caught, but Archer reaches down. Marina SLAPS Archer, slips around, and has the leg! ANKLE LOCK! Moxley runs to CUTTER! The fans are thunderous and Moxley takes aim! But Archer dodges! Moxley stops from hitting the table, but Archer scoops him!
Archer runs and POWERSLAMS Moxley through the table!! The fans go nuts, but Garcia is up! Yuta is even crawling towards ringside! The fans fire up as Garcia guzels Archer! Archer breaks free, but Garcia CHOPS! Archer scowls but Garcia eggs him on. Archer runs up, but Garcia dodges, and Yuta BUSAIKU KNEES! And then BUSAIKU KNEE STO COMBO!! The fans fire up for the Death Riders, but here come Rocky & Hechi! They each wrench and hook up these former ROH Pure Champions in COBRA TWISTS! But Yuta and Garcia both endure, power up, and power out of the holds! Yuta wrenches, Garcia leg picks, OCTOPUS HOLD and ANKLE LOCK!!
Marina taunts Hechi now as he and Rocky endure! The fans rally as Garcia and Yuta put on the pressure, but Hechi rolls to throw Garcia out! Rocky powers out of Yuta’s hold, but Moxley is up! Rocky ROCKS Moxley, LARIATS Yuta up and out, but Moxley ducks a kick to reel Rocky in! Moxley also KICKS Hechi and reels him in, DOUBLE DDTS! The fans fire up for Moxley, and he hurries out to fetch something from under the ring. It’s a board covered in barbed wire!! And wait, is there broken glass and tacks glued to that, too?! The fans tell Moxley he is sick, but Moxley reels Rocky in. Rocky slips free to GUILLOTINE!
Moxley stays up, powers out, and he suplex- NO, Rocky knees free! Archer guzels! CHOKE SLAM onto the death board!! Fans lose their minds while Archer covers, but Yuta & Garcia both break it! Archer TOSSES Garcia, he TOSSES Yuta, and he goes out after them both. Moxley’s back si so bloody already… Archer CANNONBALLS onto Yuta & Garcia! Archer then drags Yuta up, SMACKS him with a trash can, and then continues up the ramp. “This is Awesome!” as Archer aims off the stage?! But PAC hobbles out here! Pac CRACKS Archer with the crutches! And again! And again! Archer hops off the ramp!
Pac holds out the crutch, but for who? CLAUDIO comes running up, and he takes the crutch like a baton in a relay race of pain! FLYING CRUTCH ATTACK on Archer! The fans are loving this as Claudio then SMACKS Archer off some power box, and it SPARKS from the impact! The fans are loving this, but Hechi is freaking out! Hechi hurries up the ramp, but Marina LOW BLOWS him! And BUSAIKU KNEE from Yuta! Moxley snatches Rocky into a BULLY CHOKE!! Rocky is fading already! Rocky manages to roll free, but Garcia is here! Kick and PILEDRIVER! Garcia is all fire dup, he steps through, DRAGONTAMER!!
Rocky endures, Moxley runs, CURB STOMP!! DEEP CLUTCH!! Rocky is OUT!! Death Riders win!
Winners: Jon Moxley, Daniel Garcia & Wheeler Yuta, by submission
Moxley then goes right to Don on commentary, as if waiting for his response to all this. Marina hands Moxley a mic, and Moxley says, “Hey. You just tell your boy, he knows where to find me.” Moxley leaves with the Death Riders, but which “boy” is Moxley speaking of? Or does it really matter when The Death Riders are ready, willing, and able to kick all of the family’s ass?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
On top of Hangman VS Shibata, we will also see Andrade El Idolo VS Magnus, as well as Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita VS Austin AND BILLY Gunn! Will The Don Callis Family make up for losing big here tonight?
BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Dynamite!
AEW will be in Austin for Wednesday, January 28th, and things are truly bigger in Texas! The BIG duo of Mark Davis & Jake Doyle are cashing in their title match, they want FTR and the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Plus, EL CLØN gets his shot at Mark Briscoe and the AEW TNT Championship, will the Don Callis Family bring in new gold to replace what they lost?
The Triangle of Madness speak.
Thekla tells Kris Statlander she’s giving out title shots to everybody! Mercedes Mone, Toni Storm, Jamie Hayter. All no problem, easy peasy cheesy. But when Thekla pins Kris once, Kris gets all angry and asks what Thekla wants to do about it. Well, Thekla wants to give Kris one more week to enjoy her life. One more week to prepare her friends and family, and one more week to pretend Thekla is intimidated by her alien a-hole routine. Then, next Wednesday in Austin, Thekal gets her title match. Is that okay, Big Stat Daddy? Then Skye Blue says the Triangle has room for more. Julia Hart tells Willow Nightingale that she is TBS Champion, but they never had their rematch.
So this Saturday on Collision, Julia wants it! And she’ll wring every ounce of hope out of Willow! Skye says this is the Year of Sin, and Thekla adds that if you like the taste of toxic, then you can drown in it! The Triangle of Madness wants all of the gold, will they get what they want? Or only what they deserve?
FTR VS Alec Price & Jordan Oliver!
Stokely Hathaway is already ringside as “Bustah & The Brain” make their entrance, and he tells them that they chose the wrong night to try and impress the world. Davis & Doyle, hopefully you two are watching somewhere ahead of your big title match next week on Dynamite. Oh, one thing: Everyone, please visit HelpBigStoke.com, please donate a little something something for his “injuries.” And lastly, give it up for the THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, F T R! The #TopGuys make their entrance, but will they make an example out of the new guys? Or can Price & Oliver earn their own golden tickets to those titles?
The teams sort out and Cash starts against Oliver. They tie up, Cash wrenches an arm and puts on the pressure. Oliver switches, half nelsons, but Cash hooks a leg to help the standing switch. Cash then SLAMS Oliver down, and he slaps Oliver around before he clamps on a headlock. Cash grinds Oliver down but the fans rally up. Oliver fights up, moves around, and powers up and out. Cash RUNS Oliver over, keeps moving, and he RUNS Oliver over again. Things keep moving, Oliver leaps, Cash catches him, but Oliver turns slam into cradle! TWO! Cash is up to kick Oliver low! Cash CHOPS Oliver in the corner, then whips corner to corner.
Oliver goes up and over, keeps moving, and he goes up and over again! Then he HIP TOSSES, then ELBOWS Cash down! And DROPKICKS him! Dax runs up, Oliver DROPKICKS him out! The fans fire up and Price jumps in. Bustah & Brain build speed, to DOUBLE DIVE! Down goes FTR at the ramp! The fans fire up as Price & Oliver put FTR back in the ring, but FTR bails out again. Price FLIES to take them both out! The fans fire up as Price puts Cash back in, and Oliver is up top! CROSSBODY! Cash rolls through to cover, TWO! Price FLYING DOUBLE STMOPS! Cover again, TWO! The fans fire up while Oliver brings Cash up.
Oliver wrenches Cash, tags Price, and they CLUB the arm. Price wrenches, but Cash short arm LARIATS! Cash shakes out his arm, then he drags Price up to tag Dax. FTR mugs Price in the corner, the fans boo, and the ref counts. Cash backs off, Dax CHOPS Price in the corner, then UPPERCUTS! CHOP and UPPERCUT on repeat, then he brings Price up. Dax whips but Price jumps right to the top rope to go up and over! Price keeps moving, he whips but Dax reverses, only for Oliver to tag in. Price whips Dax now, and Oliver BODY BLOWS! Price FAMOUSERS! Oliver basement DROPKICKS! Price triangle jump DROPKICKS Cash!
The fans fire up as Oliver O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Sunset flip, TWO! Dax gets to his feet but Oliver wrenches. Dax CHPOS, JABS, and LARIATS! Then he FLAPJACKS Price! Dax short arm LARIATS Price inside-out! The fans boo but then Oliver CHOPS! Dax CHOPS, then CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Dax snarls, then he hoists Oliver up top. Dax CHOPS again, and again, and again! Dax CHOPS Oliver red in the chest! Cash climbs, but Price jumps up to get him! SUPER STEINER! SUPER- CROSSBODY from Oliver! Cover, TWO!! The fans are shocked but Stoke says Paul Turner’s the best ref in the world right now.
Oliver drags Dax up, bumps him off buckles, and CHOPS! Tag to Price, they hoist Dax up, but Cash runs up! Price fires off forearms on Cash, but Dax CLAWS Oliver’s face! Dax TOSSES Oliver, then avoids Price’s springboard! Price runs up, Dax blocks a kick and flips him! Price lands on his feet, but runs into a SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, FTR wins!
Winners: FTR, by pinfall
Price & Oliver gave FTR a run for their money, but FTR did prove why they’re AEW World Tag Team Champions. But will they be ready for what Davis & Doyle are bringing? Or will Dunkzilla & Something Wicket take the #TopGuysOut?
Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Harley Cameron speak.
The Cosmic Babes of Wrath are backstage, and Kris doesn’t think Thekla gets it. Underneath this title is a lot less cosmic and a lot more killer. Her body is built for performance, her heart is built to fight, and her mind can get sicker than even Thekla can dream of. So if Thekla wants to drown Kris in toxicity, she’ll take Thekla down with her. But on Collision, if anyone wants an Eliminator, Kris will gladly show you what she means. Harley likes the sound of that! Willow says that for her, this TBS Championship has been about silencing doubt. Mercedes Mone knows that, and Julia Hart, Willow’s been waiting almost two YEARS to get in that ring, look you in the eyes, and do it again.
So Saturday, if Julia wants her rematch, Willow can’t wait to powerbomb her in the middle of that ring and show you why the light always exposes the dark, especially in the Sunshine State. Harley says she is so here for it! And she will also be there for it! And, well, she didn’t think on what else she was gonna say, but Skye Blue, don’t think they forgot about you and your little spooky self. If Skye interferes in any way, Harley will punch her right in the face! Who are they? BABES! What do they have? WRATH! And they have every title that you want. So let’s go have some fun. Talk about a Collision! Who survives when there’s gold, and a grudge, on the line?
Kenny Omega VS Josh Alexander!
Speaking of gold, The Best Bout Machine wants to be more than a former champion, and is going to fight his way up the ranks to earn his shot. And speaking of grudges, he wants revenge on the Walking Weapon what injured his best friend, Kota Ibushi! Will it be two birds with one stone here tonight? Or will the Don Callis Family screw Kenny all over again?
Well speaking of, Alexander attacks Kenny from behind during his entrance! The fans boo but Alexander keeps after Kenny down the ramp, and even RAMS him into the apron! The ref reprimands, the fans cuss Callis out, but Alexander CHOKES Kenny using his own shirt! Alexander sends Kenny into the steel steps, then watches him writhe. The fans rally for Kenny while Callis joins commentary, and Alexander pulls up the floor mats?! The ref reprimands again, but Alexander still goes to Kenny. But Kenny fires body shots in return! The fans fire up as Kenny backs Alexander down! And then whips, only for Alexander to reverse!
Kenny stops from hitting the barriers, and he ELBOWS Alexander away! Kenny then jumps up the barriers to QUEBRADA to the floor! The fans fire up again and Kenny hurries into the ring. Kenny aims and PLANCHAS! Down goes Alexander and the fans fire up again! The ref wants this to finally be in the ring, so Kenny puts Alexander in. The bell finally sounds, and Kenny CHOPS Alexander. And CHOPS again! Kenny whips corner to corner, Alexander reverses, but Kenny BOOTS back! SLAM DUNK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, “F HIM UP, KENNY, F HIM UP!” Kenny stands Alexander up, but Alexander JAWBREAKERS!
Alexander runs, but into a RANA! Alexander tumbles, the fans rally up, and Kenny starts the Terminator Drum. Kenny builds speed, Alexander is up, but Kenny BOOTS him! Kenny runs again, but Alexander avoids the boot to ROCK Kenny! Scoop and APRON POWERSLAM! The fans boo while Kenny writhes, but Callis enjoys what he sees while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Alexander CLUBS Kenny, then brings him around to SMACK him. Alexander slides back into the ring, stomps away on Kenny, but stops as the ref reprimands. Alexander stalks Kenny to a corner, stomps him more, then stands him up to climb up. Alexander rains down fists, but stops at three to BITE Kenny’s forehead! The ref reprimands again, Alexander steps back, but then he CHOKES Kenny on the ropes! The ref counts, Alexander stops at 4, and he brings Kenny up to CLUB him on the neck. Kenny staggers but Alexander stalks him. Alexander CLUBS Kenny again, but then Kenny fires hands!
Dynamite returns to single picture as Alexander ROCKS and CHOPS Kenny. Kenny CHOPS in return, and CHOPS again! And again! Kenny runs, but into a KITCHEN SINK KNEE! Alexander then torture racks Kenny, swings him, and TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Kenny survives by a literal foot! Alexander chuckles and is amused by that clever move. The fans rally for Kenny, but Alexander brings him up by the wrists! KAMI-GOYE! The fans boo as Alexander uses Ibushi’s move! Kenny is furious n ow as he sits back up. Alexander stands Kenny up to fireman’s carry, and he goes up a corner!
The fans rally as Kenny fights with elbows! But Alexander keeps Kenny for the SUPER ROLLING SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Kenny survives and the fans fire up again! Alexander is annoyed, and he stalks Kenny to the apron. Alexander kicks Kenny down, then goes out to pursue. Alexander talks trash to the fans, then goes back to where he cleared the floor mats! Alexander brings Kenny around, says this is for Callis, and scoops. But Kenny slips free! He whips Alexander into a POST, then he full nelson! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX on the bare concrete!! The fans fire up while Alexander writhes! Kenny rolls into the ring, and the Terminator Drums return!
Kenny builds speed, then FLIES! Down goes Alexander on the bare concrete! A bit double-edged even for Kenny, but he stands tall as the fans cheer. Kenny puts Alexander in the ring, then goes up the corner, BLINDSIDE MISSILE DROPKICK! Kenny then hurries to get Alexander up, AOI SHODOU! Cover, TWO! Alexander survives, but Kenny stays cool. BANG and a V- NO! ENZIGIRI from Alexander! Then he suplexes Kenny and himself up and outta the ring! Callis mockingly asks if Kenny is okay, but the ref has him stay back. Kenny and Alexander sputter while the fans rally up. Both men rise while the fans cuss Callis out.
Kenny stumbles towards the ring, Alexander leans on commentary. Kenny storms up to ROCK Alexander! Alexander ROCKS Kenny! The shots go back and forth, the fans cheering Kenny and booing Alexander! Alexander and Kenny both snarl as the shots keep going! They start giving JABS and haymakers even! Kenny fires off fast hands, but Alexander CLAWS Kenny’s eyes! The ref reprimands, but Kenny BODY BLOWS Alexander! Then he DRIBBLES Alexander off the desk! Callis shouts for Kenny to stop, but Kenny scares Callis off into the crowd! Kenny goes back to ringside, rolls into the ring, but Alexander grabs a leg! ANKLE LCK!
Alexander drags Kenny out, but Kenny kicks at him! Alexander SLAMS the bad leg on the apron! Alexander then rolls into the ring, hobbles a bit himself, but he drags Kenny up. Kenny blocks the suplex, fires body shots, and he tries to suplex! Alexander breaks free, blocks a kick, and he hits a DRAGON SCREW! Callis sheepishly returns to the desk while Alexander BODY CHECKS Kenny off the apron! The fans boo again but Alexander drags Kenny up. Alexander puts Kenny in, Callis coaches him up, “Bring it home to daddy!” Alexander slides into the ring, into a V-TRIGGER!! Kenny then reels Alexander in, POWERBOMB!
Flip-over, V-TRIGGER! Cover, TWO!! Alexander survives but Kenny vows to end this! Electric Chair Lift, tuck and ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Kenny wins!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
Callis frowns as another member of his family loses in a big way! Kenny grabs a mic while the fans cheer him on, and he says, “Uncle Don, I’ll give you credit. You struck while the iron was hot. You struck knowing I wasn’t at my full potential, knowing that I was nowhere near 100%! But… In my new home of Orlando, Florida… Yes, I do live here now… I am happy to report that I haven’t felt this good in years!” The fans cheer that! Kenny says you don’t have one member, not even ONE, on the DCF roster that can beat him where he is right now! So quit while you’re ahead, or lick your wounds and come back for him AFTER he wins the AEW World Championship!
Now, Kenny would love to sit and talk our ears off all night long, but unfortunately, he must bid us adieu. So goodbye, MWAH! And good, night, BANG! Will the first and only AEW Grand Slam Winner soon be back on top of the world? Or will someone make sure to get in his way?
Toni Storm & Mina Shirakawa w/ Luther VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford!
The Timeless Love Bombs have had a score to settle with The Megasus for quite some time, and now it is the Superbad Girl backing her up instead of The Problem, Marina Shafir. Will Toni & Mina avenge the brutality that was Blood & Guts once and for all? Or will even they be made to #BowDown?
The teams don’t sort out, they just brawl! The bell rings and the ref reprimands, but Megan puts Toni in one corner while Penelope has Mina in the other. The KNEES and fists fly, then Megan CHOPS Toni! Megan & Penelope coordinate, then they whip Toni & Mina at each other, only for the Love Bombs to dosido and ROCK Megan & Penelope in return! Penelope tumbles out of the ring while Toni stomps a mudhole into Megan! Toni snapmares Megan, Mina PENALTY KICKS, and Toni adds a PENALTY KICK of her own! Then Toni scoops Mina to YOYO SLAM her onto Megan! Cover, ONE!!
Mina tags Toni, they hurry to mug Megan, then they double whip. Mina trips Megan for Toni to basement DROPKICK! Then Mina TORNILLOS onto Megan! Toni covers, TWO! Toni tags Mina back in, the Love Bombs double whip again, but Megan blocks! Toni & Mina kick low, double whip after all, but Megan DOUBLE LARIATS! Mina goes down but Toni dodges in time, only for Megan to scoop her! FALL AWAY SLAM! Toni tumbles away while the fans boo, but Megan snarls and goes to Mina. Megan drags Mina up, scoops to a fireman’s carry, and she THROWS Mina out onto Toni! Not a direct hit but that makes it worse for Mina!
Megan “kicks dirt” at the Love Bombs while she soaks up heat. The ref starts a ring count while Toni checks Mina. Toni helps Mina stand at 5 of 10, but then Megan THROWS Penelope onto them both! A direct hit this time, and Penelope kisses her evil bestie on the cheek while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Megan & Penelope fetch the Love Bombs, and while Penelope sends Toni into barriers on one end, Megan sends Mina into barriers on the other end! Penelope then digs her boots into Toni while Megan stands Mina up to smother against the barriers. Megan CLUBS Mina down, then puts her in the ring. Penelope whips Toni hard into railing! Toni writhes, Megan steps in and drags Mina around. Penelope sends Toni into steel steps while Megan short arm LARIATS! Megan then drags Mina up, tags Penelope in, and Penelope almost frolics as she goes corner to corner. She handsprings all the way back to ELBOW!
Megan SPLASHES Mina, Penelope BOOTS her, then feed to a scoop and SLAM! Ford steps up onto Megan for a MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Penelope huffs ‘n’ puffs, but she kicks and scuffs Mina. Mina eggs her on, so Ford kicks her more! Penelope then tags Megan, and they mug Mina in the corner. Megan RAMS into Mina again and again, then brings her out for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Mina survives the onslaught but Megan drags her up. Tag to Penelope and the mugging continues. BOOT and TABLE TOP, then a cover, TWO! Penelope drags Mina around to whip her back into the corner.
Tag to Megan as Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally for “Timeless Love Bombs!” as Penelope whips Mina. Mina takes a swing but Penelope goes Matrix to then headscissor Mina into Megan’s BOOT! Cover, TWO! Mina survives again and the fans rally up. Toni warns Megan what’s waiting for her, but Megan bumps Mina off buckles. Megan CHOPS Mina, Penelope taunts her, and Megan taunts Toni. Megan runs up, but into Mina’s BOOT! Mina ELBOWS Penelope, dodges Megan, but she has to crawl! Megan waistlocks to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Mina tumbles to the apron, but she hurries up and around to FLYING CHUCK!
The fans fire up for Mina as she goes up again! MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Megan and Mina are down! Mina crawls, as does Megan, hot tags to Ford and Toni! The fans fire up as Toni SHOTGUNS Penelope! And SHOTGUNS again! Then snapmare, snapmare, and snapmare, to then BOOT! Ford flounders, the fans fire up, and Toni brings Penelope around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Toni DECKS Megan for good measure! Toni runs at Penelope, SWEET HIP MUSIC! Tag to Mina and she goes up! But Megan storms in! Megan SHOVES Toni into Mina! Then she runs up again, but Toni DUMPS her to the apron!
Toni Mongolian Chops Megan, then coordinates with Mina! The Love Bombs both run, DOUBLE HIP ATTACKS on Megan & Penelope! The fans fire up as now Toni gives Mina a boost. Mina goes up, up, and SUPER CROSSBODIES Megan & Penelope! Payback for earlier and the fans are loving this! Mina puts Penelope in for Toni, then Mina climbs! “This is Awesome!” as we get the FLYING SLINGBLADE! Cover, Megan breaks it in time! Toni storms up on Megan, but Megan TOSSES Toni! Mina runs up to ROUNDHOUSE! Megan wobbles, Mina runs, but Megan swings! Mina dodges, but Penelope KNEES Mina, and Megan SHOTGUN BOOTS her!
Megan then demands Mina get up. She picks Penelope up for the ASSISTED CUTTER! Cover, TONI BREAKS IT IN TIME! The fans fire up, and Toni ROCKS Megan! Penelope ROCKS Toni! Mina ROLLING ELBOWS Penelope! Megan ROCKS Mina! Toni kicks Megan and DDTS! The fans fire up, but Penelope goes Matrix to STUNNER! But Mina URAKENS Penelope! The fans fire up as Mina gets the legs! FIGURE FOUR- LEAPING LARIAT!! Megan takes Mina down, then she hoists her up! Penelope climbs, for a DIVINE DOOMSDAY!! Marina appears outta nowhere to SMOTHER Toni! Cover, Megan & Penelope win!
Winners: Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford, by pinfall
MOTHER’S MILK keeps Toni from saving Mina! The fans boo, but Toni still has to deal with The Problem! As for Megan & Penelope, will they move on towards the Women’s Tag Team Championships? Or will the Love Bombs not be denied their vengeance?
Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Kevin Knight!
Naturally, The Realest wants after the AEW World Championship, the same as Brody King, Samoa Joe, Hangman Page, and Kenny Omega. However, The Jet wants to prove he didn’t just get lucky in the Continental Classic with those wins over Darby Allin and Kazuchika Okada. Will Knight prove he is worthy of the crown? Or will he get lost in Swerve’s House?
MJF is pointed out in the skybox, bottle service standing at the ready, as he watches another of his potential challengers. The bell rings and the fans chant for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve and Knight circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Swerve finds a point of leverage, but Knight turns that around to put Swerve in the corner. The ref counts, the two move out of the corner but are still in the clinch. Swerve hits a fireman’s carry takeover, then he floats to a headlock. Knight moves around but ends up in a facelock. Swerve brings Knight up, then BROKEN ARROW! The fans cheer while Knight goes to a corner.
The fans rally again as the two circle. They tie up, Knight headlocks, but Swerve wrenches free to then bend the fingers. Swerve spins Knight, arm-drags, then waistlocks to O’Conner Roll. Knight pops free but Swerve headscissors, only for Knight to handspring through! The fans cheer the standoff, and Swerve smiles. Knight and Swerve reset, then Swerve shoots in for a leg. Knight up kicks, but Swerve jumps the dropdown. Knight hurdles. Swerve shoves him, but Knight arm-drags Swerve down for the armlock! The fans cheer while Knight flexes. Swerve headscissors, Knight kips free, and then Swerve runs up!
Knight holds the ropes down to DUMP Swerve out, but Swerve handsprings through to land safe on the outside! The fans cheer, but then Swerve avoids the dropkick! And the plancha! Knight just readjusts and PLANCHAS off the corner! The fans fire up with Knight and he high-fives the front row. Knight puts Swerve in the ring, goes up the corner, and CROSSBODIES! Knight bounces off the cover, but he hits a bit of the Griddy. The fans cheer and Knight goes for Swerve, but Swerve grabs the hand to bend fingers! Knight goes up the corner, the ref counts the break, but Swerve CHOPS Knight off the corner!
Knight tumbles to the apron, one hand holding onto the ropes for dear life! Knight lets go so he can walk away, but Swerve hurries after him. Swerve brings Knight to the steps, reels him in, but Knight BACKDROPS Swerve to the floor! Swerve writhes in front of commentary while Knight resets. Knight runs, goes up to the apron, and DROPKCKS Swerve down! The fans fire up while both men are down, but MJF gives a smug shrug and a raise of the glass. MJF sips his bubbly while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Swerve and Knight stir, but Knight stands first. Knight brings Swerve over to the ring but Swerve shove shim away. Swerve rolls into the ring on his own, but Knight springboards in. Swerve avoids Knight, Knight comes back, but Swerve fires body shots! Knight kicks, Swerve blocks and slips around, BACKBREAKER and DROPKICK! Knight tumbles out, Swerve goes to the apron, and Swerve BOOTS Knight down! Swerve then shakes out his arm while the ring count starts. Swerve has a drink of water, pours some on Knight, maybe a little for his fallen friend, Profit, then he follows Knight around the way.
Knight CHOPS Swerve, but Swerve CHOPS Knight down! Knight drags Swerve up, puts him in the ring, then stomps Knight down. Swerve digs his knee into Knight’s neck, the ref counts, and Swerve steps off. Swerve waits on Knight, soaks up the cheers, then stomps Knight again. Swerve pulls Knight back with a chinlock stretch, but Knight endures while the fans rally. Knight fights around, but Swerve stays between him and the ropes. Dynamite returns to single picture once again, and Knight fires body shots. Knight ROCKS Swerve, whips him, but Swerve reverses. Knight hits buckles hard, then Swerve scoops to torture rack, RACK DROP!
The fans rally up while Swerve watches Knight writhe. Swerve goes up the corner, eggs Knight on, and Knight sits up. FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy, then shoots a three pointer for UCF. The fans cheer, Swerve grabs a leg, but Knight fights the turnover. Swerve still pushes, then he KICKS and KICKS. Knight kicks in return, but Swerve turns Knight for more kicks! Knight kicks Swerve away, then fires a forearm. Swerve eggs Knight on, so Knight fires more shots! Swerve shoves Knight, Knight ROCKS Swerve! The fans cheer that, and even Swerve is impressed. Then he grabs Knight to wrench, but Knight suplexes first!
The fans fire up, MJF is mildly impressed, and both men rise up again. Knight fires hands, avoids a boot, and fires more shots! Swerve shoves Knight, Knight hurdles over the chop! Knight then ROCKS Swerve, whips him, but Swerve reverses. Knight goes up and over and around, LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Swerve flounders to a corner, the fans rally for “JET! JET! JET!” Knight rises, he scoops Swerve, and he SLAMS Swerve down! Then the UFO- NO, Swerve moves! Then somersault FLATLINER on Knight! The fans fire up again, and Swerve aims from a corner.
“Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” But Knight avoids the House Call! UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Swerve is still in this and the fans rally up. MJF looks more worried than anything, and Knight runs up. Swerve FLAPJACKS Knight, then runs and BOOTS him down! Swerve hoists Knight up, bumps him off buckles, then puts him up top. Swerve climbs, half nelsons, but Knight fights with elbows. Knight adjusts, then SUPER SUNSET FLIPS, only for Swerve to hold onto ropes! Swerve ROCKS Knight, but Knight comes back to flip and SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB after all! Then a somersault and SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!
The fans fire up as Swerve survives! MJF says wrap it up already! Swerve goes to the apron, Knight goes out after him, and they both stand. Knight fires as haymaker, Swerve fires back! Knight SUPERKICKS! Then SATELLITE- NO, Swerve stops the DDT to fireman’s carry! APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! The fans fire up again and Swerve puts Knight in the ring. “This is Awesome!” as Swerve drags Knight out of the ring, and they go up onto the barriers! The fans are freaking out already for the STUFF PILEDRIVER on the barriers!! The fans go nuts again as they cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Swerve rolls into the ring to let the count handle this.
Knight sputters as the count is 5 of 10, but he still isn’t up. Knight rises at 7, stands at 8, and he hobbles his way over. Knight falls, but he leaps back in at 9.9! Swerve applauds with the fans, and then goes up top! 450 SPLASH!! Then the dragon sleeper!! Knight endures, fades, but gets a second wind! Knight fights up, fires some knees, but Swerve puts him in the corner. Swerve puts Knight up top, climbs up after him, and has him on the very top! The fans fire up as Knight fights back! Knight hops down, fans still chant “Please Be Careful!” as Swerve adjusts. Knight ROCKS Swerve, then goes up, to the UPPER ROOM!!
The fans are going nuts again as Knight hurries to another corner! He aims at Swerve, to go COAST2COAST!! Then Knight goes back up, for the MOTHERSHIP SPLASH!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Swerve survives by a literal foot and Knight cannot believe it! The fans are thunderous as this continues! “This is Awesome!” as Knight aims from a corner. Time to fly! HOUSE CALL!?! The fans go nuts as Knight then fireman’s carries, but Swerve fires a flurry! Knight still powers up to GUT- NO, Swerve lands out to SOBAT, HAYMAKER, and- ROLLING ELBOW from Knight! BOOT from Swerve! Knight and Swerve DOUBLE BOOT!
Then they both run, duck ‘n’ dodge, and LEAPING- HOUSE CALL!!! Swerve elevates, and he brings Knight up for a reverse Gory Especial!? VERTEBREAKER!! And that’s not all, half nelson for the BIG PRESSURE!! Cover, Swerve wins!
Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall
MJF is not pleased! Swerve and Knight made some magic here in Orlando, and while the former AEW World Champion proved he’s still in the picture, The Jet proved he’s not that far behind. Will The Scumbag have to worry about both of them as he looks to set a new record with this reign? Or will someone beat them to the punch?
My Thoughts:
A great Dynamite here to follow Maximum Carnage and bridge the gap to what is shaping up to be a huge episode next week, too. Very good opening promo from MJF with Brody King to not only tease that possible title match, but to also establish MJF as a bit of a throughline given his other archenemies were in action tonight. Great promo from Hangman & JetSpeed, and of the suggested names, Jet Set Rodeo is great, especially since it references Jet Set Radio, and is just not Horse C*ck. It’s a silly gag but no, we need a name we can say in public. But also, a great character detail as Hangman gives Bailey tips on Samoa Joe, but Hangman holds back with Swerve. Hangman is trying to be cool with Swerve, so he doesn’t wanna sell Swerve out, but he hates Joe so he doesn’t give a damn.
Joe VS Bailey was great, even with the overbooking from the remaining Opps. That overbooking helped protect Bailey in his loss but still gave Joe the win he needed to stay in the title chase. Omega VS Alexander was great stuff, and Callis continues to be a hilarious Heel for how quickly he runs away from Omega. Great win for Omega, too, and he kinda left things open ended. Either there’s gonna be Omega VS Andrade, or Omega gives us dream matches with others as part of him building his record towards a title match. Though, Omega VS Andrade can oddly still happen as part of that, as Andrade is already building momentum for himself via Collision.
The Don Callis Family probably needs to focus on the Death Riders anyway. That Six Man Street Fight was awesome, mostly because it did not stay to just 3v3, as I knew it would (wouldn’t?). But how awesome that it also got fans to accept all of the Death Riders, not just Moxley, as a Face. Though, to be fair, this was the age old tactic of turning Heels into Faces by pitting them against even more hated Heels. Great win for Death Riders here, and Moxley was perhaps calling out Okada through that parting message. Okada lost to Moxley in the C2 finals, he surely will want that Continental Championship back, and Moxley is likely glad to give Okada a rematch where both men are 100%.
Awesome first showing from Price & Oliver against FTR, but it was really funny for Stokely to be clearly showing off how he’s spending that money people are kayfabe donating to him. That wheelchair was all tricked out, and commentary even mentioned new shoes. FTR wins, of course, and they’re going to have an awesome match with Davis & Doyle next week. I did not think they’d do the match so soon, but maybe they want things to be a big surprise when D&D win. But like, what’re the odds they win on TV? There’s also the TNT Championship match, and as I said last week, Clon’s win streak ending so early would be a little disappointing.
Great tag match from Love Bombs VS Megan & Penelope, but I had a feeling Marina would interfere to help Megan & Penelope win. Marina is only Tweener right now given this story, and maybe Love Bombs recruit a third for a Six Woman Tag to finally settle things. Great promos from Triangle of Madness and Cosmic Babes of Wrath. Kris’s open challenge will be a great match but an obvious win for Kris, while Willow VS Julia could go either way. The Triangle could cheat things so that Julia takes that title, but that feels like a shame for Willow’s second reign. But I mean, something’s gotta give when it comes to Willow’s double championship reign, so maybe the TBS title is the one that can be hot potato’d around.
And awesome main event from Swerve VS Knight. That was an instant classic, and Knight really did prove himself here. That was practically a title match in itself, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Knight goes for Okada’s International Championship given the win in the C2. But for now, Swerve still wins out because he also needs that momentum towards the world title. MJF already feels the walls closing in, maybe AEW puts together a big contender’s tournament at some point. Grand Slam: Australia is a good spot for at least crowning a contender, then that guy and MJF build towards Revolution.
My Score: 9.1/10
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Attitude Of Aggression #331- Pro Wrestling’s Black World Champions with author David L. Shabazz
Author, David L. Shabazz, joins the show to discuss his excellent book, Pro Wrestling’s Black World Champions!
The Attitude Of Aggression is pleased to welcome author David L. Shabazz to the show for an engaging conversation about his book, Pro Wrestling’s Black World Champions. We discuss David’s early interest in wrestling, the inspiration behind his book, and the criteria for including champions. The conversation also touches on the impact of black world champions, iconic moments in wrestling history, the rise of women’s wrestling, and the current state of the industry. David shares insights on racism in wrestling and the future of tag team wrestling, concluding with a discussion on John Cena’s retirement and his Mount Rushmore of black world champions.
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Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
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SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
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Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5
Classic POD is WAR
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