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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/10/23)

Get ready for a spectacle!

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HPW prepares for a Second Spectacular Spectacle!

After ThunderStruck, HPW returns to Spectacle Rock for a SECOND Spectacular Spectacle! And there will be a must-see surprise in store!

 

HPW returns to Spectacle Rock for June!

On Friday, June 16th, the Summer starts off with red hot action! And nothing’s hotter than battles for the gold!

 

The Twilight Princess takes on a double header!

Midna is HPW’s first dual champion! She is both the Goddess Champion and the Death Mountain Champion, and we know after ThunderStruck that Aveil is #1 contender to the former, and Lupay is #1 contender to the latter. But Midna isn’t going to keep either of them waiting, she’s going to have two matches in one night! Will the #TwoBeltPrincess hold onto both thrones? Or will she lose it all for the Summer?

 

One belt, four contenders!

The Hero’s Shadow stopped Skull Kid from cheating him out of the Triforce Championship, but then he was confronted by the Hyrule Princess, Zelda, the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla, Fin Balure, the living mask monster, Majora, and his own brother, the Hero of Hyrule, Link! Link is still owed something for Majora screwing him over in the Triforce Tournament Finals, and is still a multiple time Triforce Champion besides that. Zelda set an incredible record with her HPW Goddess Championship reign. Fin was a former Termina Champion and has been running strong for some time. But Majora is a wild card.

Majora made a point that he was the reason Skull Kid made it to the Triforce Tournament finals and won, but he hasn’t done anything on his own. However, it is undeniable that Majora is massive, menacing and mighty. Will he use his monstrous power to make it through three top stars at once? Will Fin get his first shot at the top title? Will Zelda look to go from Princess to Queen? Or will the blood brothers soon battle once more?

 

But wait! There’s more!

As great as those matches are, there’s going to be even more spectacle for Spectacle Rock! The UnderWorld Order won big in Blood & Thunder and continue to reign as HPW Trios Champions. But HPW is going to go above and beyond to decide who their next challengers shall be! A whopping NINE teams are being contacted to compete in a unique match type! But who are those nine teams? Just wait and see! In fact, that’s the name of the game! This will be the first-ever Wait & See Battle Royal!

How does it work? The nine teams will be sent out in waves corresponding to suits in a playing card deck, until all nine teams are active. As any battle royal, an individual is only eliminated when thrown over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. And a team is only eliminated when all three members are eliminated, meaning just one member could win it all for their team! Who will prove to be the aces of the HPW Trios Division and head for the UWO?


My Thoughts:

Just over a month from now and we have the Second Spectacular Spectacle as the HPW calendar starts to solidify. No more random events, we’re going to have a steady schedule from now on. And while I felt ThunderStruck 2’s Blood & Thunder match underdelivered, I hope I can get this Spectacular Spectacle to feel like a spectacle. That’s mostly why that mystery battle royal is happening. It’s basically the AEW Casino Battle Royale, but maybe just with suits that sound Legend of Zelda related.


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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/1/24)

The Gerudo Sisterhood is (not) fine.

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Mayday! Mayday!

The Triforce Anniversary did not go their way, and now The Gerudo Sisterhood sits down to talk it out. Will things (not) be okay again?

 

The Gerudo Sisterhood meet up.

In Gerudo Town, Riju sits in the throne room, Buliara by her side. Aveil, Nabooru and Urbosa arrive together. Riju asks where Tali and Shabonne are, and Aveil says she has no idea. Nabooru and Urbosa also don’t know, no one’s heard from either all month. Did she go back to sand seal racing? Nabooru checked around the track, checked the Great Dunes, no one there had seen her, either. Is Tali feeling that guilty about the spear? Everyone watched the tape back, it was by accident, she has nothing to feel bad about.

The group argues about that a bit. Tali went out there when she wasn’t supposed to. And even if it was an accident, she should still apologize, shouldn’t she? That’s a good point. Well, for now, they’ll just have to wait until Tali comes to them. For now, everyone needs to turn their attention to what’s coming: ThunderStruck.

The Gerudo Sisterhood double check the match card.

An Open Challenge for the Death Mountain Championship starts things off. Nabooru and Aveil tried to get that spot, but it seems someone already called their shot. Who do they think it was? Urbosa says, “Does it really matter? The Sisterhood will be right on the heels of the winner either way.” The others are all for that. Then The Dark Forces seem to be making moves. Cia has Ganon by her side, but who will Ruto have? Between Fin Balure and Bad Croc Scaly, she’s got strong choices, and Arrow Club could even parlay this tag match into a shot at the Termina Championship.

How’d Arrow Club figure out how to avoid Blood & Thunder this year? That’s anyone’s guess, but watching the UnderWorld Order battle it out with the rest of the Dark Forces will be just as much fun for the Sisterhood as it will be for the HPW Trios Champs. Kevin Gibdo, Volga, Zant and Wizzro aren’t exactly the friendliest bunch, but hopefully they give ReDead, Scaldera, Gomess & Death Sword the beating they deserve for all their underhanded moves. And it’d keep them from getting another chance at the HPW Trios titles at that.

The sore spot is the Triforce World Championship match. Yunobo has his shot at the title, and again Tali’s involvement in the Triple Threat cost the Sisterhood. But Link’s a three-time HPW Triforce Champion for a reason. For one, he won the Hyrule Warriors match, and he won the Eventide Challenge. Buliara points out that the other reason is that he lost the title along the way. If things come in threes, then will he lose a third time? Personally, Riju hopes not. She only survived that Beat the Clock Challenge against Link, and wants to settle things in a proper match. That’s also something the Sisterhood can get behind.

There’s thunder in the distance and they all look out the window to see a storm rolling across the desert. Thundra Plateau awaits, but who will rumble their way to victory?


My Thoughts:

Hooray for a hype article! Just imagine this as a really cool vignette video you’d see a major company put out. Also, I did need to keep the story of the Gerudo Sisterhood going, don’t want that slipping through the cracks. I’m feeling some intrigue as we move deeper into the Spring, this should be fun.


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Hockey Talk reviews the action from the first round of the 2024 NHL Playoffs and looks forward to some intriguing matchups looming in the second round.

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On this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys take a look at the first round of the 2024 NHL Playoffs. The best teams and highest seeds flexed their muscle during the opening round of the playoffs. Out East, it was Chalk City as the Rangers, Hurricanes, Bruins, and Panthers took firm control of their respective series. The West, on the other hand, was far less certain as most of those series were shaping up to be tough, hard-fought, battles to the very end. Which teams impressed the guys the most and which likely second round series are they most excited about? Tune in and find out!

Today’s hosts: Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist)

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