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Mitchell’s NJPW Independence Day Results & Report! (7/5/23)

FINAL DEATH!!

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El Desperado and Jon Moxley, one last time!

NJPW Strong Independence Day was wild last night, but just you wait! The Rogue Luchador and The Maniac have ONE FINAL DEATH… match!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kickoff Show – Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & Boltin Oleg VS Takahiro Katori, Dragon Libre & Rekka; Taguchi, Wato & Oleg win.
  • Satoshi Kojima VS Oskar Leube; Kojima wins.
  • Catch 2/2 VS Homicide & Ryohei Oiwa; Catch 2/2 wins.
  • Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney VS YOH & Rocky Romero; Connors & Moloney win.
  • Lance Archer & Alex Zayne VS Bad Dude Tito & Kosei Fujita; Archer & Zayne win.
  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tomohiro Ishii & The DKC VS Team Filthy; Tanahashi, Ishii & DKC win.
  • NJPW Strong Women’s Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Giulia; Giulia wins and becomes the new NJPW Strong Women’s Champion.
  • IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Bishamon VS Alex Coughlin & Gabe Kidd; Bishamon wins and retains the titles.
  • NJPW Strong Openweight Championship: KENTA VS Eddie Kingston; Kingston wins and becomes the new NJPW Strong Openweight Champion.
  • FINAL DEATH: El Desperado VS Jon Moxley; Moxley wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

NJPW Strong Women’s Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Giulia!

The Babe with the Power has been a great first champion, but she could be running into her toughest challenge yet! Will the Beautiful Madness add more gold to her collection? Or will Willow return to the states still on top?

The introductions are made, the NJPW belt is raised, and we see who really has the power!

Willow offers a handshake like she did yesterday, but Giulia just gets in Willow’s face! Fans rally up already as the bell rings and Giulia SHOTGUNS Willow! Willow stays up so Giulia fires off forearms! Giulia ROCKS Willow, whips, but Willow holds ropes to block! Giulia CHOPS, then whips! Willow reverses, but Giulia reverses back. They dodge each other, but Willow smothers the arm-drag! Willow whips but Giulia tilt-o-whirls, only for Willow to block! Fans fire up and Giulia manages a sunset flip, ONE! Fans cheer the standoff and both women glare at the other. Willow and Giulia reset as fans duel.

Willow and Giulia feel things out, and Giulia wants a test of strength. Willow says okay then! They knuckle lock and Giulia kicks low! Giulia waistlocks, Willow switches, but Giulia fights the lift to get under and trip Willow! Giulia then turns Willow with the legs to get a headlock, but Willow gets the ROPEBREAK! Giulia lets off, but she kicks Willow. Giulia runs, but into a CHOP! Willow whips, then SPINEBUSTERS! High stack, TWO!! Giulia survives but Willow keeps her focus. Willow short arm LARIATS, then drags Giulia up again. Short arm LARIAT! Willow huffs and puffs and fans rally up.

Giulia ELBOWS Willow then fires up! Giulia scoops Willow, but falls over! Willow covers, TWO! Fans rally as Giulia goes to a corner. Willow runs corner to corner to back body block! And clothesline! And then another clothesline! Willow keeps on Giulia in the corner with clothesline after clothesline, then she fisherman suplexes! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but fans fire up all the same! Willow drags Giulia up by her hair, lifts her up, and wraps her in a BEARHUG! Giulia endures, and fights back with a GUILLOTINE! Willow drops to her knees, but she powers back up to CLUB Giulia on the back!

Willow suplexes but Giulia SATELLITE DDTS out of it! Fans fire up and Giulia rises. Willow sits up, Giulia brings her around to CHOP! Willow frowns and CHOPS back! Giulia CHOPS again and Willow scowls. Willow swings, misses, Giulia trips her to an STF! Willow reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Giulia lets off at 4. Giulia goes up the corner and fans rally up. Giulia aims, MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Willow is still in this and fans rally and duel again! Giulia stomps Willow, but Willow throws body shots. Giulia ROCKS Willow with a forearm, then runs to RAM Willow!

Willow comes back to ROCK Giulia! Giulia runs in, clinches, headlocks, but Willow powers out! Willow then runs the other way, to POUNCE! PERIOD! Fans fire up as Giulia goes to a corner. Willow runs in, CANNONBALL! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up again, Willow drags Giulia up by her hair, and gut wrench! But Giulia fights with elbows! Giulia trips Willow, jackknife bridges, TWO and Willow rolls to have the gut wrench! BABE WITH THE POWER- NO, Giulia fights and flails, so Willow BUCKLE BOMBS her instead! Fans fire up more, Willow pushes Giulia to a cover, TWO!!

Giulia is still in this but Willow is just getting mad! Willow climbs up the corner and fans fire up even more! Willow MOONSUALTS but FLOPS as Giulia moves! Giulia then runs in to tilt-o-whirl takedown into RINGS OF SATURN!! Willow endures and fans fire up! Willow powers through, but Giulia just gets her in a modified BIANCA STRETCH! Willow still reaches out, claws her way around, and ROPEBREAK! Giulia lets go quickly to get Willow up. Giulia hammerlocks for a DDT! Fans fire up while both women are down! The ref checks, and Giulia and Willow stir. Both women crawl to each other and go forehead to forehead.

Giulia throws a forearm! Willow throws it back! Fans rally up as Giulia throws another forearm! Willow huffs and puffs and comes back to CHOP! Willow eggs Giulia on, Giulia SLAPS! Willow SLAPS! The fans fire up for the SLAP fight! Giulia fires a flurry, then just paints Willow with those SLAPS! Fans are thunderous as Willow wobbles and staggers! Giulia runs, but into a LARIAT! Giulia roars and gets back up, but Willow LARIATS again!! Cover, TWO!! Giulia survives and the fans fire up again! The dueling continues as Willow crawls her way over. Willow drags Giulia up, reels her in, gut wrench and-

NO, Giulia fights it! Over the top, CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and Giulia is beside herself! Giulia crawls after Willow as she rolls away. They both stand and Giulia wants to scoop! But Willow blocks, scoops Giulia, but Giulia slips out! Giulia avoids the mule kick to SAIDO!! Cover, TWO!! Fans continue to rally as both women rise again. Giulia throws hands but Willow blocks to DECK Giulia! Willow drags Giulia back up, to SUPERKICK! Giulia rises again!? Willow goes to the corner as Giulia staggers around. Willow climbs but Giulia CHOPS first! Giulia climbs up after Willow and CLUBS her!

Giulia fires up and the fans are with her! Giulia underhooks, for the SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as Giulia crawls to cover, TWO!?!? Willow survives and Giulia can’t believe it! Willow rises in a daze and Giulia brings her up. Giulia SLAPS her! Willow swings, misses, and Giulia comes back to KNEE! Scoop?! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!! Cover, GIULIA WINS!

Winner: Giulia, by pinfall (NEW NJPW Strong Women’s Champion)

History has been made as the inaugural reign comes to an end! And now, Giulia shows Willow respect. Will the Beautiful Madness do NJPW proud as she carries the baton into Stardom?

 

IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: Bishamon VS Alex Coughlin & Gabe Kidd!

Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi lost the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships to the War Dogs just yesterday, but now they go another round! Will the Fierce Warrior & Headhunter hold onto their last bit of gold? Or is Bullet Club only going to become stronger?

Kidd & Coughlin rush Bishamon as they make their entrance! But Hashi JAMS Kidd with his Bo staff first! Goto stomps Kidd, but Coughlin attacks him! Hashi POSTS Kidd, Goto whips Coughlin into railing! Coughlin tumbles over, and Goto uses his robe to CHOKE him! Hashi ROCKS Kidd and goes after him among the fans! Hashi CHOPS Kidd, Goto POSTS Coughlin! Hashi whips Kidd hard into railing! Fans fire up as Hashi drags Kidd up and into the ring. The bell rings and Hashi goes after Kidd in the corner with forearms and CHOPS! Hashi CHOPS Kidd off his feet, and the fans fire up with him!

Hashi drags Kidd up, bumps him off buckles, tag to Goto. Goto stomps away on Kidd, fires off forearms, then whips him to ropes. Goto ELBOWS Kidd down, DECKS Coughlin off the apron, and then Goto whips Coughlin into railing! And again the other way! Fans fire up as Goto stomps Coughlin and goes back for Kidd. Goto kicks low, throws m ore forearms, then knees low. Goto CLUBS Kidd down, brings him up, but Kidd shoves Goto away! Coughlin trips Goto, Kidd BLASTS Hashi! Coughlin sends Goto into railing now! And more railing! Kidd CHOPS Hashi, and CHOPS him again! Hashi flops down while Coughlin puts Goto in.

Kidd CHOKES Hashi with a chair! Coughlin CHOKES Goto on the ropes! Red Shoes reprimands the War Dogs and fans boo, but Kidd puts Hashi back in. Coughlin finally lets off of Goto and Kidd flips off the fans. The fans boo more, Coughlin tags in. The War Dogs get Goto up, and Coughlin CHOPS! Kidd flips everyone off again and Coughlin drags Goto up. Coughlin CHOPS, but Goto CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Coughlin kicks low, whips him corner to corner hard and Goto bounces off buckles to hit the floor! Kidd then goes after Hashi and CHOPS him down! Coughlin stands on Goto’s head while fans boo.

Coughlin deadlift gut wrench SLAMS Goto! And then floats around, deadlift gut wrenches again, for another SLAM! Cover, TWO! Goto survives but Coughlin slaps him around. Coughlin drags Goto up, and SLAPS him! Goto CHOPS! Coughlin CHOPS! They CHOP back and forth, faster and faster! Coughlin fires a flurry then he ROCKS Goto! Coughlin brings Goto up to whip him, but Goto reverses! Goto runs in but into a BOOT! Coughlin roars and runs, but Goto follows! Coughlin dodges but Goto blocks the boot to DISCUS LARIAT! Coughlin flounders around and fans fire up! Hot tags to Hashi and Kidd!

Hashi rallies on “War Ready” Gabe with big elbows and shoulders! Hashi whips, Kidd reverses, but Hashi CHOPS! And mule kicks! And NECKBREAKERS! Hashi DECKS Coughlin for good measure! Kidd goes to ropes, and Hashi runs in to CHOP! Hashi then hangs Kidd out to dry, runs side to side, and DROPKICKS Kidd down! Fans fire up as Hashi covers, TWO! Fans rally up and Hashi brings Kidd up. Hashi suplexes, but Kidd fights it! Kidd throws body shots, but Hashi tries again. Kidd blocks the suplex, gets around and he claws the eyes! Red shoes reprimands, but Kidd runs, into the fireman’s carry from Goto!

But Kidd slips off! Goto RAMS Kidd into the corner, Hashi runs in to clothesline! Feed to the kick and clinch! Hashi runs, but Kidd grabs at Red Shoes! Coughlin CHAIRSHOTS Hashi in the back!! Red Shoes misses that, and Kidd CLOBBERS Goto! Fans rally up for Bishamon but the War Dogs regroup. They drag Hashi and want to “kill him!” They Too Sweet then haul Hashi up! DOUBLE MUSCLE BUSTER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Hashi survives and the War Dogs are upset with Red Shoes! Fans boo and Red Shoes exits for a breather. The War Dogs say THEY are gonna be IWGP Tag Team Champions, but fans boo more.

The War Dogs get Hashi up, Coughlin climbs, but Goto anchors Coughlin! Hashi victory rolls Kidd! TWO!! Kidd escapes, Coughlin clubs Goto but Kidd is sent into him! Roll up with bridge, TWO!! Hashi dropkicks legs out! Fans rally up, but Goto is in the wrong corner! Hashi still feeds Kidd to Goto’s forearm, and then Goto climbs! Hashi brings Kidd up, but Kidd fights free! Kidd sends Hashi into Goto! Then Kidd DECKS Hashi! Kidd falls over, sputtering for air. Fans rally up and Kidd rises. Kidd stands on Hashi, then brings him up. Hashi fights the lift to back drop Kidd away!

Fans fire up as Hashi and Kidd are both down. Hashi and Kidd crawl, and both men drag themselves up with the ropes. They both run in, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! But neither man falls! They go again, DOUBLE LARIATS! Still neither man falls, so thet DOUBLE LARIAT a third time! Kidd CHOPS! Hashi CHOPS! Kidd BITES Hashi!! He really is just a dog! Kidd lets off to run, but Hashi DOUBLE CHOPS him down! Goto returns, feed to the fireman’s carry! But Kidd slips free and shoves Goto into Hashi! Goto deflects the boot but Kidd avoids the lariat, only to run into HIDDEN GAP! But then Coughlin CLOBBERS Hashi!

Goto blocks Coughlin’s boot! SUPERKICK from Hashi! Fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI and Coughlin lands on Kidd! Bishamon gets Kidd up, SHOTO!! Cover, Bishamon wins!!

Winners: Bishamon, by pinfall (still IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions)

Coughlin & Kidd took one pair of titles, but they aren’t getting both! Kidd throws a fit about it, knocking down a Young Lion and kicking railing from the floor. Will David Finlay be disappointed in his War Dogs? Will Goto & Hashi personally make sure Bullet Club does NOT take over NJPW?

 

NJPW Strong Openweight Championship: KENTA VS Eddie Kingston!

The Fang Revived showed no mercy to Hikuleo at Resurgence to bring this title back to Bullet Club. But now the Mad King is coming for him, just ten days before the G1 Climax. Will Eddie be golden for the Summer? Or will he simply #GoToSleep?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who has the sharper fangs!

The bell rings and the fans rally up for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” Kenta is annoyed by that but Eddie just stares him down. Kenta and Eddie circle, the Kenta fans do show up, and Eddie mockingly applauds. Eddie and Kenta feel things out, tie up, and Eddie puts Kenta on ropes. Kenta calls for the break, the ref calls for it, and Eddie lets off. But then Eddie swings! Kenta blocks the chop! The two reset and fans rally up again. Eddie and Kenta circle, they tie up, and Eddie powers Kenta back. They end up on ropes, Kenta turns Eddie around, and Kenta lets off slowly. Then he SLAPS Eddie! Eddie swings, Kenta blocks and SLAPS again!

Eddie storms up, Kenta bails out but Eddie pursues! They go around the ring, and Kenta stomps Eddie as he gets in! Kenta stomps Eddie more and Eddie goes to ropes. Kenta whips, Eddie reverses to knee low and BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Fans cheer and Eddie winds up the arm! Eddie CHOPS Kenta down! Kenta bails out and Eddie pursues again. Kenta RAMS into Eddie, but Eddie CHOPS back! Kenta staggers to railing, kicks low, and throws haymakers! Eddie CHOPS again! Eddie swings but Kenta ducks, Eddie chops POST! Kenta stomps Eddie around, then puts the bad arm through railing to pull!

The ref counts, Kenta lets off, and Kenta hammerlocks that arm to RAM it into railing! Eddie falls and writhes, the ref reprimands, and Kenta KICKS Eddie in the back! And KICKS him in the side! And stomps the bad arm! A ring count starts but Kenta puts Eddie in at 6 of 20. Fans cheer but Eddie still clutches the bad arm. Kenta taunts Eddie, and Eddie CHOPS! But that just hurts the hand! Eddie still CHOPS, but then Kenta grabs the arm! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Eddie endures, claws his way forward, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Kenta lets go and Eddie clutches the elbow.

Fans rally for Eddie but Kenta stomps him! Eddie grits his teeth, sits up, and Kenta KICKS him in the chest! Eddie sputters and falls over, then Kenta KICKS him in the side! Eddie growls and sits back up, Kenta kicks the bad arm again, and Eddie goes to ropes. Kenta stomps the bad arm but Eddie snarls and glares at him. Fans rally for Eddie, and Eddie throws back hands! Then clinches to an EXPLODER! Kenta gets up, runs in, but into a SAIDO! Fans fire up while both men are down. Kenta is dazed and Eddie shakes out the bad arm. Eddie sits up first, fans rally up for Eddie more, and he stands.

Eddie drags Kenta up with one good arm, tries to half nelson but the bad arm makes that hard. Kenta fights with elbows, then hits an ELBOW BREAKER! But Eddie still gets a SLEEPER! Kenta moves around, grabs at the ref, but Eddie throws Kenta down. The ref also goes down and Eddie wants him to get up. Kenta grabs his shirt in the corner, hides it from Eddie and the ref, and then makes it look like Eddie’s choking him! The ref reprimands, Eddie defends his innocence, but Kenta shoves Eddie into the ref! And then kicks Eddie low to DDT! Fans boo but Kenta goes out to grab the belt! Fans boo as Kenta brings it into the ring.

Kenta holds up the title, mocks the fans, and he takes aim. Eddie rises, but he knees low first! Fans fire up, and now Eddie grabs the belt! Eddie says Kenta’s gonna pay, and Kenta wants mercy. Eddie decides to play fair and he puts the belt back. But Kenta gets a spare belt! He CLOBBERS Eddie with the Defy World Championship he won just a month ago! Kenta then slaps the ref awake, and gets him up to do his job. Kenta goes up a corner, fans boo, but Kenta just mocks them. Kenta aims to DIVING DOUBLE STOMP!! Cover, TWO!!! Eddie survives the coup de grace and Kenta is furious!

Kenta slashes his throat and drags Eddie up to a fireman’s carry! But Eddie slips free, and wants the dragon sleeper! Kenta endures, reaches out, but Eddie drags him back into the STRETCH PLUM!! Eddie goes after Kenta’s arm, chicken wings it, but Kenta moves around! Kenta fights against the bad arm and gets the ROPEBREAK! Eddie lets go in frustration but the fans rally, “LET’S GO, EDDIE!” Eddie shakes out the bad arm, spins, but Kenta blocks! Kenta URAKENS! Kenta cross counters again and again and again! Eddie drops to the mat but Kenta still ROCKS him again! Fans fire up as Kenta aims from a corner.

Eddie rises, Kenta runs in, but Eddie drops! Kenta stops, sits Eddie up, and runs in again, BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!!! Eddie still lives and Kenta is furious again! Kenta drags Eddie up, fireman’s carries, and GO TO- NO!! Eddie blocks! Kenta fires off palm strikes! Kenta is free, but Eddie ENZIGURIS! Kenta wobbles, Eddie URAKENS!! Kenta stays up, so Eddie BACK FIST TO THE FUTURE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Kenta survives and Eddie is beside himself as he clutches his damaged arm. Kenta is dazed again but he manages to crawl away. Eddie grits his teeth, stands, and calls his shot. Eddie drags Kenta up and reels him in!

Eddie scoops but Kenta cradle counters! TWO!! Eddie escapes, Kenta runs in to BOOT! URAKEN! ROLLING LARIAT! Both men roar, both men run, Eddie LARIATS Kenta down!! Cover, TWO!?!? Kenta roars in frustration and the fans are thunderous! Eddie nods, Kenta nods, and they egg each other on. Eddie BOOTS Kenta! Kenta roars! Eddie BOOTS again! Still Kenta roars! Kenta flips Eddie off, but he gets an URAKEN for it! Eddie suplexes, NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!! Cover, EDDIE WINS!!!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall (NEW NJPW Strong Openweight Champion)

A journey of 21 YEARS, and Eddie finally has a title in the company he’s admired in NJPW! The Mad King takes his throne, but will he keep this crown through the Summer?

 

FINAL DEATH: El Desperado VS Jon Moxley!

If you thought yesterday’s Exciting Encounter was brutal, bloody and insane, then… Well, you’d be correct. But you’re also about to see something that puts yesterday to shame! The Rogue Luchador and The Maniac go to the extreme one last time, who survives this Final Death?

Jun Kasai joins Japanese commentary for this one, he wants to enjoy the madness up close. There are already barbed wire boards of plywood in the neutral corners, and stacks of chairs in the red and blue corners, to parallel last night’s No Disqualification tag match. Desperado enters through the crowd a la Moxley, with a guitar and a bouquet of roses, just like his 2014 debut. Desperado even wears a special version of his mask so that his hair, and therefore entire scalp, can be part of the action. As for Moxley, he also makes his entrance through the crowd, still bringing nothing more than taped up fists and his love of violence.

Moxley’s forehead is stitched up, and he says a quick prayer for what is about to happen here. The bell rings and fans rally as the two stare down. They circle and each test the barbed wire. Yep, that’s sharp. The fans duel, the two tie up, and they try to push each other at those barbed wire boards! Moxley shifts around to a waistlock but Desperado switches. Moxley elbows free, ROCKS Desperado with a forearm, then whips! Desperado stops himself, dodges Moxley, and runs in, but into a kick! Moxley ROCKS Desperado, whips again, and Desperado slides out of the ring! But Moxley DIVES! Direct hit into railing and the timekeeper has to be careful!

Fans fire up as Moxley goes around the way. He’s got a FORK! Moxley aims at Desperado, but Desperado SMACKS him with a trash can lid! And again! And then Desperado dual wields lids to SMACK Moxley around! Desperado SMACKS Moxley in the butt! They go through the crowd, the fans watch out, and Desperado SMACKS Moxley around again! Desperado pulls up the skirt on the seating area! He brings out a TABLE! Young Lions have fans move back as Desperado props the table up against that stage. But Moxley fires off forearms! Desperado claws Moxley’s face! Desperado whips but Moxley blocks hitting the table!

Moxley fires forearms on Desperado, then sends him into railing! Moxley hops up onto the stage, takes aim, and FLYING AX HANDLES! Fans rally as Moxley pushes Desperado, but Desperado whips Moxley into railing! They go back to where the table is, and Desperado changes it up. Desperado has the table stand on its own, and thanks the Young Lions for their help. Then Desperado gets a second table, and that’s set up right next to the first! Desperado fires up and the fans are with him, but Moxley JAMS him with a chair! SMACK to the back! More fans have to move aside as Moxley makes Desperado take a seat. Moxley BOOTS Desperado over!

Moxley pushes chairs aside, lines up the shot with the tables Desperado set up, and then Moxley fireman’s carries! Desperado slips free, and they fight for control! Moxley HIP TOSSES Desperado off the stage, ONTO the tables! But the tables don’t break and Desperado just bounces off! Fans fire up while Desperado writhes on the floor. Moxley hops down, fetches Desperado, and then puts him on those tables. Moxley goes back up, fans fire up as Moxley ELBOW DROPS! The tables still stay strong and Desperado writhes! Maybe something in Desperado broke! But Moxley isn’t done, he AX HANDLES Desperado down!

Moxley drags the tables, tries to break them himself, but these tables are truly NJPW Strong! So Moxley just POSTS Desperado! Moxley then goes to that stack of chairs, sets them up in a nice square, and then brings Desperado over. FALCON ARRWO onto the chair square! Desperado writhes again while fans fire up! Moxley takes a lap around the ring, and then gets another chair. Moxley drags Desperado over by his leg, and puts that leg inside the chair! Moxley goes up to the apron, to STOMP down on the chair! Moxley may have just broken a shin or ankle! Fans rally up but Moxley drags Desperado into the ring.

Moxley paces, but he brings out the fork! Desperado sits up, Moxley JAMS him in the face!! And again and again and again!! The ref checks on Desperado as Moxley lets off, and fans cheer as Moxley takes a taste. Then Moxley DIGS the fork into Desperado’s back! Moxley traps the arms, and he DIGS at the eyebrow!! Moxley lets off and puts his fork away. Desperado is bleeding from somewhere, and Moxley whips. But Desperado blocks, throws hands, whips, but Moxley reverses! Desperado goes into the barbed wire plank!! Desperado writhes and fans lose their minds! Moxley drags Desperado out of the wreckage, for a PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!!!

Fans fire up as Desperado survives! Moxley drags Desperado back up, to snap suplex! Cover, ONE!! But Moxley grabs the arm, KIMURA! Desperado endures, fights, but Moxley knees him outta the ring! Desperado crawls, and he finds his guitar! Moxley storms over, dodges the Smash Hit and kicks low! Moxley takes the guitar to SMASH HIT Desperado!! Fans go wild as Moxley “strums” the guitar. Not much of a tune anymore, but Moxley uses the guitar to DIG at Desperado’s shoulder and neck!! The fiberglass and wood is sharp! Moxley lets off, the ref checks Desperado, but Desperado fights with forearms!

Moxley DECKS Desperado! Moxley goes into the ring, and he soaks up the cheers and jeers from the fans. Fans rally, Desperado stands and gets back in. But Moxley JAMS him with the fork again!! And again and again! Moxley wants to take the mask and even hair with it! Moxley lets off and Desperado gets to the apron. Moxley drags Desperado up as fans rally. Moxley ROCKS Desperado, Desperado ROCKS Moxley, repeat! Moxley SHOTGUNS Desperado into a corner! Moxley paces, sees the one remaining board, and says let’s go again. Moxley goes back to Desperado, CHOPS him, but Desperado CHOPS back!

Moxley CHOPS and forearms and CHOPS again! Desperado fires elbows, but Moxley gives them back! Moxley whips, Desperado reverses, but Moxley stops himself! Moxley dodges Desperado, kicks and whips but Desperado reverses! Now MOXLEY goes into barbed wire plank!! Fans are thunderous and Desperado drags the wreckage out of the corner to put it on Moxley! And he SMASHES it down with a chair! And again! And again! And again!! Moxley writhes and fans are thunderous as Desperado clears out the wreckage. BIG back suplex onto wires! Desperado goes up a corner, aims, and salutes! MAD SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!!!

Kasai appreciates the shoutout and then Desperado gets his bouquet! Surprise! It was hiding a grater! Desperado GRINDS Moxley’s bloody forehead!! Desperado tosses the grater aside, goes out and fans fire up with him! Desperado looks under the ring, and brings out a new TABLE! Desperado sets that up at ringside, then gets a new barbed wire plank!! The plank is put on the table, and Desperado drags Moxley over. Moxley ROCKS Desperado and Desperado wobbles! Desperado RAMS into Moxley, brings him out, and then clinches! Moxley fights, but Desperado throws body shots.

Desperado steps inside to LOCO MONO! Moxley wobbles, he ROCKS Desperado back! Moxley suplexes but Desperado fights free! Desperado clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! They both fall through the barbed wire plank and table!!! Fans are thunderously losing their minds as both men writhe! Desperado rises, fans chant “This is Awesome!” and he has a piece of wire in hand! Moxley has a piece of wire stuck in his wrist tape, and then Desperado wraps up his arm with that wire! Moxley does the same! Both men get in, and throw BARBED WIRE HAYMAKERS!! Fans fire up with every shot!

Moxley throws his wire away, Desperado does the same. Desperado brings out a little black bag? THE SKEWERS!! Desperado is a gentlemen, he gives Moxley half the stash. Moxley says okay, and they BOTH jam each other with the skewers!!!! We have double sadistic pineapples, and the brawl continues! Skewers fly with every forearm until no more are left! CUTTER from Moxley!! Cover, TWO!!! Moxley drags Desperado into HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS!! Desperado takes every shot but he’s fading! BULLY CHOKE!!! Flashbacks to their fight in Nashville! But Desperado isn’t done yet! Desperado moves around, flips Moxley off, but then Moxley BREAKS that finger!!

Moxley lets Desperado go, says he’ll end this now, and underhooks. DEATH- NO, Desperado spins out to SPINEBUSTER! Moxley tries another cutter but Desperado blocks to a SAIDO! Desperado underhooks, PINCHE LOCO!!! Cover,  TWO!??! Moxley survives and shocks us all, but Desperado is not giving up! Desperado drags Moxley up, underhooks, PINCHE PILEDRIVER!! And a roll through, to PINCHE- NO, Moxley spins out to DEATH RIDER!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!?!? The fans are electric and Moxley is furious! Moxley aims from a corner as Desperado sits up, CURB STOMP!!

Desperado stands back up?!? But into a KING KONG LARIAT!! And then DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, Moxley wins!!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

The Rogue Luchador and the Maniac went to hell and back, and maybe another time around again, but it is Moxley who comes out the victor. Even in defeat, was there something Desperado gained?

As for Moxley, he gets the mic as the fans cheer his name. “That’s right, I’m closing out the show tonight, because when I’m in Japan, I am the King of NJPW! But I feel like a peasant tonight, and all of you are the real kings and queens of professional wrestling. I don’t know if you know how special a thing that you’ve got going on here in Korakuen. How special it is for you to be here. This is the heartbeat of professional wrestling, Korakuen Hall.” Fans cheer that. Moxley says the world knows it, no matter what anyone tells you.

And he knows that Korakuen is special to him. He came here for the first time a few years ago, and was baptized by fire right here. He was made into a whole new person thanks to the fans here in Tokyo! What they’ve given him means more to him than anything you can buy. It’s hard to put into words but nothing is bigger or more important that that. This is the most important thing in the world to him, and a piece of his heart will always be here in Tokyo. And as long as his heart is beating, he will continue to come here to NJPW and bust his ass to repay them for what they gave him.

Moxley then tells Desperado that he has been in the ring with “the most sadistic, evil, gnarly, gruesome SOBs in death match wresting and professional wrestling all over the world. And El Desperado, after tonight, I can say you are at the top of that list.” Fans cheer that! Moxley tells Desperado that you can tell this to Kasai, too. It was also very special to be in the ring with him last night. Kasai was a childhood hero of Moxley’s friend, Danny Havoc, who is no longer with us. So in the ring with Kasai, even in a loss, made Moxley feel closer to his old friend. Moxley may lose, but he never loses twice. You may get the better of him once, but it never happens twice. Remember that!

Moxley drops the mic and fans cheer the flex. Will Moxley use this momentum to bring violence and pain back to AEW?


My Thoughts:

A great part two for NJPW Strong Independence Day, but yes I did skip more things again. I do like that Archer and Zayne are seemingly becoming a team, #MurderSauce could be a great team in the Openweight Tag Division, or even Heavyweight if Zayne fills out that frame and goes just over the edge of the 205 line. Great title matches tonight, and as I said yesterday, Kidd & Coughlin got their win with the Openweight Tag titles, Bishamon will carry the heavyweight titles for now. Giulia beating Willow was wild, but when you consider Willow won against Mercedes Mone because of injury, this was still a great ride for Willow. Now both the IWGP Women’s and NJPW Strong Women’s titles are in Stardom, so there will be a lot of great feuds and matches there to build their legacies.

Eddie dethroning Kenta was an even bigger surprise, really. Kenta had been doing so well as a character, and Bullet Club has been firing up again with the two tag titles wins yesterday. But Eddie is stateside more so he can do more things in NJPW Strong. Kenta might want a rematch, though, who knows how that goes. And mostly, Eddie’s gonna be holding onto this belt through the G1 so any loss he takes is a potential contender for the Openweight title. And then Final Death was pretty wild, but mostly in pace rather than what they were really doing. NJPW’s tables are now infamous for being hard to break, but the barbed wire worked just fine. Moxley winning makes sense, because Desperado go this win yesterday, and now Mox has momentum on the road to Blood & Guts in AEW.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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