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Mitchell’s AEW All In London Results & Report! (8/27/23)

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The biggest show in AEW history is here!

AEW holds their first UK show ever, and Wembley Stadium holds its first wrestling show ever! Are you ready to go All In, London?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – ROH World Tag Team Championships: Aussie Open VS MJF & Adam Cole; MJF & Cole win and become the new ROH World Tag Team Champions.
  • Zero Hour – FTW Championship FTW Rules: Jack Perry VS Hook; Hook wins and becomes the new FTW Champion.
  • “The Real” AEW World Championship: CM Punk VS Samoa Joe; Punk wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: Kenny Omega, Kota Ibushi & Hangman Page VS Konosuke Takeshita, Jay White & Juice Robinson w/ The Gunns; Konosuke, White & Juice win.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR VS The Young Bucks; FTR wins and retains the titles.
  • Stadium Stampede: Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo & Best Friends VS The Blackpool Combat Club & Proud ‘n’ Powerful; Eddie, Penta & Best Friends win.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way: Hikaru Shida VS Britt Baker VS Toni Storm VS Saraya; Saraya wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
  • Tag Team Coffin Match: Darby Allin & Sting VS Swerve Strickland & Christian Cage w/ Luchasaurus & Prince Nana; Darby & Sting win.
  • Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara VS Will Ospreay w/ Don Callis; Ospreay wins.
  • AEW World Trios Championships Open House Rules: The House of Black VS “Badass” Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed; Billy & The Acclaimed win and become the new AEW World Trios Champions.
  • AEW World Championship: MJF VS Adam Cole; MJF wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All In London Zero Hour!

Renee Paquette, Paul “The Big Show” Wight, Kip Sabian and Anthony Ogogo are here to discuss, analyze and predict all the action at this historic event. And to open, Renee quotes the late, great Windham Rotunda, aka Bray Wyatt, “Wrestling is not a love story. It’s a fairytale for masochists, a comedy for people who criticize the punchlines, a fantasy that most people can’t understand, and a spectacle no one can deny.” Will we see all that and more realized here in one night?

 

“Powerhouse” Hobbs is in the ring.

There’s also a lot of security in the ring, too. Hobbs gets a mic and says, “What I need right now is for people to sit they asses in they seats, and pay attention to me.” Fans boo but Hobbs says, “This is the biggest show in pro-wrestling history, All In.” Fans cheer that! But what Hobbs has is a contract for next week, All Out, that Miro has not signed. Last time we saw Miro, that b*tch was laid out in the middle of this ring. So what Hobbs is gonna do, he’ll take his ass back to America, cuz 80 thousand “chavs” don’t deserve him. But wait! The horn blows, and here comes The Redeemer! Fans fire up as Miro makes his way to the ring!

Fans chant for “MIRO! MIRO!” but Hobbs tells him to sign the damn contract. Miro takes the contract and pen in hand, looks it over, and signs his part. Then he pushes the table aside! Miro and Hobbs get face to face, security is watching closely, and Hobbs says it’s on. Fans chant “F HIM UP, MIRO, F HIM UP!” but Hobbs says nope, he has to wait. Hobbs steps out, but rushes back in! Miro dodges and fires off hands! Miro clotheslines Hobbs out of the ring, and security swarms him! Miro fights them off, throws some aside, Hobbs gets back up but Miro DECKS him! And then Miro CLOBBERS guard after guard!

Fans are fired up, as now Hobbs DECKS guards! Miro grabs the mic to tell Hobbs that contracts are just words! But here is the word of The Redeemer! Next week, redemption is coming for Hobbs, in the form of a jacked Bulgarian who is gonna break your back and make you humble! Shoutout to the late, great Sheiky Baby, will Miro make him proud when he finishes the Book of Hobbs?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

“On behalf of All Elite Wrestling, it is wonderful being in London! And we wanna take this time to thank each and every one of you for being here and joining us tonight for-” Wait! Team Triple J is making their way out here? What business does Sonjay Dutt, Satnam Singh, Jay Lethal and Mr. & Mrs. Jarrett have when they’re not on the card? The group goes right to the ring, they take Schiavone’s mic and fans boo. Karen hands the mic to Jeff and he tells “Slapnut” Schiavone to get outta the ring! Schiavone does as told and Jeff says AEW wants to give these “dafties” and “wankers” credit for paving the way for the biggest wrestling event in history?

No no no! Everyone knows that the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA paved the way! The fans boo but Jarrett says that beyond a shadow of a doubt, AMERICAN wrestling fans are better than UK fans! And it goes without saying that American wrestlers paved the way for this! Sure wasn’t Big Daddy, Haystacks, or one single solitary wrestler from that “local yokel” show of theirs, World of Sport! The UK knows it was AMERICAN promotions! The Crocketts, the Von Ericks, the Grahams! Fans tell Double J to STFU but Karen shouts to have respect! And Jeff of course says the JARRETTS paved the way-

Wait, Paul Wight has stormed down to the entrance! And he’s bringing Ogogo with him! But not just them, they’re bringing out GRADO! Fans fire up as these three storm up to the ring now and get face to face with Triple J! Satnam steps to Wight and fans fire up more! Then Wight DECKS Satnam!! The brawl is on as Grado throws hands with Jeff! Ogogo ROCKS Sonjay! Grado JABS, JABS then DECKS Jeff! Lethal CLUBS Wight, but that did nothing! Wight grabs Lethal for the GIANT CHOKE SLAM! Jeff is still standing, but Grado feeds him to Wight! Who feeds him to Ogogo’s RIGHT HAND! Wight HEADBUTTS Jeff, and Grado gives Jeff a SMASH HIT!

Fans fire up as the UK’s own, and an American giant, shut the giant mouths of Triple J! Will we see this fight go back across the pond?

 

Zero Hour – ROH World Tag Team Championships: Aussie Open VS MJF & Adam Cole!

The action officially gets going with some gold! But Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis are rather offended that the AEW World Champion and his brochacho challenger think they can just take these titles when they haven’t been teaming for even a fraction of the time this team has. But will MJF & Cole still prove they’re #BetterThanYouBaybay? Or will this match only strain the relationship further?

Aussie Open doesn’t wait for introductions, or even the “ADAM COLE BAYBAY,” before they attack! Fans boo but Fletcher stomps Cole out of the ring and Davis TOSSES MJF! Aussie Open keeps on them on the outside, Fletcher CLUBS Cole and calls to Davis. Aussie Open picks MJF & Cole up, run in around the way, SPINEBUSTER SANDWICH! Crowns up but the fans boo. Davis throws MJF back in the ring, the bell rings and Davis covers. TWO!! MJF is still in this but Davis clamps on him with a chinlock. MJF endures, Davis grinds him down, and fans rally. MJF fights up, throws body shots, and reaches out.

Davis whips MJF away from Cole and to the corner. Davis runs in but blocks MJF’s boot, only for MJF to poke him in the eye! MJF then DECKS Fletcher! Fans cheer as MJF smirks. MJF runs but Davis picks him up! And TOSSES him! But MJF ducks under, only for Fletcher to YANK Cole down! Davis scoops and SLAMS MJF, then SENTONS him while Fletcher sends Cole into railing! Davis covers, TWO! Tag to Fletcher but fans rally up for MJF. Fletcher paces around MJF, brings him up, but MJF throat chops! Fans fire up as MJF hits the kangaroo stance! But Davis swings on him so hard, even Davis falls over!

Davis CLUBS away on MJF, then Fletcher stomps him. Fans chant for “KANGAROO KICK!” but Fletcher tells ’em to shut up. Fletcher stomps MJF, stomps him again, then taunts him. Fletcher jumps, but onto MJF’s knees! MJF crawls, but Davis rushes in to drag him back! Fans boo as Davis runs, but MJF drop toeholds Davis into Fletcher’s Aussie Arrow! Fans fire up as MJF crawls, but Davis grabs a foot. Davis drags MJF back again, but MJF dodges the lariat, hot tag to Cole! Cole dodges Davis to BOOT him! Cole ELBOWS Fletcher, BOOTS him, then CLOBBERS him! Cole rallies, BOOTS, and fans fire up again!

Cole is feeling it as he aims, runs, but Fletcher ducks the Shining Wizard! But Cole BOOTS Fletcher’s lariat to then hit a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Fletcher clutches his neck but he survives, and fans rally as Cole goes up a corner. Fletcher rises, Cole leaps, but Fletcher dodges! Fletcher runs in, into a SUPERKICK!! Fans are thunderous and MJF stands up! MJF gets on the corner to fire the fans up, and they shout “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” Cole tags MJF in, they get Fletcher up to double whip, but Davis saves Fletcher. Aussie Open gets on they apron but Cole & MJF DECK them both!

Cole then starts a “DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!” chant! MJF isn’t so sure about this. It worked once, how do we know it’ll work again? Cole holds the ropes open, he and the fans encourage him, so MJF runs to run to- NO, Aussie Open drags Cole out and mug him! MJF hurries over but gets SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Aussie Open then hurries to their corner, Davis tags in, and they get MJF up for an AUSSIE DENTAL PLAN! Then the FLYING LAWN DART CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous that MJF survives, but Fletcher hurries to tag back in. Aussie Open set up in opposite corners, run in, but MJF ducks, and Aussie Open collides!

Fans fire up as MJF takes the kangaroo stance! Aussie Open stands, into a DOUBLE KANGAROO KICK! Fans are thunderous and MJF is shaking the ropes! MJF looks to Cole, “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” Tag and the team sets up! They double whip, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! Cover, Cole & MJF WIN!!!!

Winners: MJF & Adam Cole, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions)

THEY DID IT! They actually did it! MJF & Cole just won the tag titles! Cole has his ROH Triple Crown, and MJF is a dual champion! But speaking of that other belt, the ref hands the AEW World Championship belt to Cole, and he takes another longing look at it before he hands it over to MJF. MJF and Cole are ready to battle as brohemians in the main event, will tonight end with a different double champion?

 

Mercedes Mone is in the crowd!

Fans cheer for the CEO, the former Women’s World Champion in both the WWE and NJPW, is she going to be All Elite in the near future?

 

Zero Hour – FTW Championship FTW Rules: Jack Perry VS Hook!

Before he could successfully CRUSH this belt, “Hollywood” Jack Perry was stopped by the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil! Hook says this title is his bloodline, his birthright and his identity, so will he take it all back from Jack? Or will Jack find a way to bury Hook, the title, and his past with them both?

Jack has his limousine drive right up to the ramp, and he stands on the roof as he holds up the title. The introductions are made, and Hook rushes Jack at the ramp! They brawl and the match is on! Fans fire up as Hook fires off on Jack! Jack tries to get back to his limo but his driver runs away! Hook TOSSES Jack over the hood! Hook storms up and brings Jack around to SMACK off a window! And then Hook opens a door, and whips Jack right into it! Jack falls over, Hook slams the door shut and he goes after Jack as they go up to the roof! Jack throws hands, CLUBS Hook down, but the ref says this has to end on the ground.

Jack doesn’t care, he suplexes, BRAINBUSTER to the roof! Hook flops to the hood and Jack stands up. Jack tunes out the fans insulting him, then mocks RVD. ROLLING THUNDER on the hood! Cover, TWO! Hook is still in this and jack glares at the fans. Jack tells them off, then he CLUBS Hook. Jack tells the camera to look at the windshield. Or windscreen as they say in the UK. “Look! Real glass! Go cry me a river.” Jack then drags Hook up, puts him back on the hood, and then aims for the windshield. But Hook hooks Jack first! FISHERMAN BUSTER on the glass!! Both men writhe but Jack definitely got the worst of it! Cover, TWO!!

Jack flops to the floor, elbow bloody from that landing. Hook staggers but he follows Jack. Hook grabs the FTW Championship, hands it to the ref, and then brings Jack down the ramp. Hook CLUBS away on Jack, brings him further along, but Jack hits back! Jack CLUBS Hook, then POSTS him! Jack notices the cuts on his arm but shrugs it off. Jack stalks Hook, brings him up and puts him on the railing. Fans tell Jack off, Jack tells them off! DRAPING DDT to the floor! Jack then gets on the steps to tell more fans off! Jack looks under the ring and brings out a trash can! Jack tosses that in the ring then returns to Hook.

Jack puts Hook in the ring, stomps him in a corner, but only lets off to tell Hook off. Jack wedges the trash can into Hook’s face, and Hook has a bloody cut on his shoulder. Jack goes to the adjacent corner, parodying RVD and Shane McMahon, only to hop down! Jack flips fans off, then stomps Hook more! Hook soaks up more heat, blood dripping from his elbow, but Hook throws hands! Hook swings, misses, and Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Jack drags Hook up to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Bridging cover, TWO! Jack still holds onto Hook but Hook throws elbows! Hook runs, but Jack gets around again to GERMAN SUPLEX!

Jack SUPERKICKS Hook, runs, but Hook ducks and gets around, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Now Hook holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Hook tries again but Jack has ropes! Jack goes to mule kick but Hook avoids it! CORNER EXPLODER!! Jack flops down and Hook covers, TWO!! Jack survives but fans rally for Hook. Hook sits Jack up but Jack claws eyes! Jack reels Hook in, underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and fans fire up! Jack seethes, he drags Hook to a drop zone and fans tell Jack he’s a wanker. Jack ignores them to JAM the trash can into Hook’s ribs!

Jack mocks the Jungle Life hand waving, JAMS Hook again, then sets the can down. Jack climbs, blows a kiss, then MOOONSAULTS but FLOPS as Hook moves! Hook gets the trash can now and he SMACKS Jack right on the head! Fans fire up as Hook storms around, sits Jack up and fires off those crossface forearms! REDRUM!!! Jack flails, reaches out, pushes back but can’t escape, Jack taps! HOOK WINS!

Winner: Hook, by submission (NEW FTW Champion)

The Son of Taz is now a TWO-TIME FTW Champion! The belt is back home, will it stay home from here on out? Or will Jack try and take this title back?

 

“The Real” AEW World Championship: CM Punk VS Samoa Joe!

A storied rivalry has its biggest moment yet! The Best in the World finally pinned the Samoan Submission Machine during the Men’s Owen Hart Cup this year, but that wasn’t definitive enough for Joe. Will the One True King of Wrestling Television prove he is THE Best in the World? Or will CM Punk keep this “real” reign rolling?

The introductions are made, the X’d out title is raised, and we see who is ready to go All In!

The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already as Punk and Joe circle. Fans rally for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” as he and Punk approach. They tie up, Joe powers Punk to a corner, but the ref counts. Joe lets off, but Punk avoids the chop! Punk and Joe reset and the fans fire up for Joe even more. The two tie up again, Joe puts Punk in a corner but Punk turns things around. The ref counts, and Punk CHOPS! Joe just stares Punk down as he grins and gets away. Fans rally, Joe and Punk circle then approach, Punk dodges to CHOP! Punk dodges again to CHOP! And then again to headlock! Joe powers up but Punk holds on tight!

Fans rally, Joe fights up and he hits a BIG back suplex! But Punk holds on! Punk rolls things but Joe scoots back to a ROPEBREAK, but then keeps going! Joe has Punk on the apron, to CHOP! Joe keeps Punk on the outside and CHOPS him again! Joe puts Punk against railing, fans rally up as Joe gets some distance, but Punk runs away before Joe can run back in. Joe scowls and storms into the ring, and Punk runs up to fire off forearms and kicks! But Joe HEADBUTTS! Joe JABS, JABS, JABS and then CHOPS! Punk teeters in the ropes, sits up, and Joe CHOPS again! And again! And again! Then Joe HEADBUTTS Punk down!

Punk goes to a corner, Joe is on him, and whips him corner to corner. Joe runs in, into a BOOT! Punk goes up, but he fakes Joe out! Joe’s casual walk returns to get the FLYING RANA! Joe tumbles out, Punk soaks up the cheers and jeers and then takes aim. PLANCHA but now Joe moves! Joe says Punk’s a wanker and the fans love it! Joe stands Punk up to CHOP him! And then Joe starts up an “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Joe runs in to BOOT Punk against railing! Joe and the fans are having fun now! Punk flounders, Joe puts him in the ring, but drags him out! The count is refreshed, but Punk POSTS Joe!

Punk goes up to the apron, leaps, but Joe blocks this rana, to SWING Punk into the desk! Punk breaks through the side of it, and Joe flips him off! Fans are thunderous again but the ref reprimands Joe. Joe drags Punk out, and Punk’s busted open and bloody already! Joe still ROCKS him with a right hand! Joe throws hands right into that bloody forehead, then ridge hand chops! Punk flounders back to the ring but Joe slides in before him. Joe watches Punk stand up, blocks a chop, and JABS, JABS and JABS! Joe CHOPS Punk off his feet! The fans are rowdy as can be as Joe looms over Punk.

Joe stands Punk up but Punk throws hands! Fans boo but Punk runs, only for Joe to CLOBBER him! Fans fire up again and Joe leans against the ropes. Fans rally up, Joe drags Punk to a cover, ONE!! Punk has a crimson mask and he staggers around. Joe CHOPS him, HEADBUTTS him, and has him in a corner. Punk throws hands in return, whips Joe but Joe reverses, to then back body block in the corner! And PELE! Fans fire up while Punk is dangling out of the ring! Fans sing “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Joe drags Punk in, fans are even more fired up, but Punk ROCKS Joe! And SOBATS! Punk runs, into an atomic drop!

Joe runs, to BOOT Punk down! Then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Punk is hanging on but Joe keeps focus. Joe looms over Punk, stalks him to a corner, and CHOPS him again! Joe hoists Punk up, tucks him in, and brings him out! But Punk slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Both men fall and fans fire up again! A standing count starts and fans join in. Joe stirs at 4 of 10, he and Punk rise at 5, and stand at 7! Joe runs in but Punk dodges to throw shoulder tackles! Punk dodges a lariat to hit a SPIN OUT PARABOMB! Punk is shouting out Cena?! But then Punk mocks the Hogan “I can’t hear you,” and drops the leg, brother! Cover, ONE?!?!

Fans are thunderous and Joe is foaming at the mouth! Punk CLUBS Joe, CLUBS him, but Joe is the one hulking out! “YOU~!” JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe whips, Punk reverses and ROCKS, then runs, into the POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! But into an ARMBAR! Punk stacks it, TWO!! Punk runs in at the corner, but Joe catches him! POWERBOMB! Stack cover, TWO! Into an STF!! Speaking of Cena! Punk endures, scoots, and powers through to a cover, TWO! ROUNDHOUSE! Joe falls, Punk staggers and drops to a knee. Fans rally up, Punk catches his breath and he drags Joe by a leg to center.

Punk says “WOO~!” and steps through, but just for a SPINNING TOEHOLD! Shoutout to Funk! Punk hits another SPINNING TOEHOLD! Joe reaches up to drag Punk down into a cradle! TWO!! Punk escapes, both men stagger up, and Joe goes to a corner. Punk runs in for a SHINING- URENAGE!! Joe drags Punk around and fans fire up again. Joe puts Punk up top, but Punk fights him off! Joe CHOPS and Punk flops back! Punk tumbles to the apron, Joe goes up the corner! Joe drags Punk up to join him, but Punk fights the lift! Punk BITES Joe!! Fans boo, but Punk adjusts and underhooks?! SUPER PEPSI PLUNGE!! Cover, PUNK WINS!!

Winner: CM Punk, by pinfall (still “The Real” AEW World Champion)

Joe drew blood, but Punk still came out on top! Punk is 2-3 all time but he has the quality, not the quantity! Will Punk go on from London to go All Out in his hometown?

 

Six Man Tag: Kenny Omega, Kota Ibushi & Hangman Page VS Konosuke Takeshita, Jay White & Juice Robinson w/ The Gunns!

Don Callis & Konosuke Takeshita may have betrayed the Cleaner, but he still has the Golden Star and the Anxious Millennial Cowboy by his side! Will the Golden Elite win big like they did at Blood & Guts? Or will Bullet Club Gold help The Future of Wrestling tear it all down?

Callis is on commentary to reiterate that Konosuke is replacing Kenny! The trios go face to face, Kenny staring down Konosuke, Ibushi staring down White and Hangman staring down Juice. Fans rally up but the ref gets the trios to cool off and stand down. Guns up for BCG and even Konosuke joins in. Hangman starts against Rock Hard Robinson and the fans rally up. The two circle, tie up, and Juice headlocks. Hangman wrenches, headlocks back, but Juice powers out. Hangman runs Juice over! Fans fire up, things speed up, and Juice hurdles then runs. He rolls over Hangman, Hangman kips up and BOOTS Juice down!

Hangman says score one for Elite, then he drags Juice up. Hangman wrenches and tags in Omega. Fans fire up as Omega goes up to AX HANDLE Juice’s arm! Juice clutches the arm, fans sing for “OH~ Kenny Ome~ga!” as he CHOPS Juice! Hangman CHOPS Juice! They CHOP pinball Juice around! White protests but that just allows more CHOPS to fly! Juice ducks but Hangman CHOPS him on the back! Then a CHOP SANDWICH makes Juice sit down! Hangman & Omega high-five then Kenny wrenches to a wristlock. Tag to Ibushi and he goes up. Juice runs away and shouts, “SCREW YOU!” Fans rally for “I-BU-SHI!” as Juice tags White.

Fans rally as Ibushi and White meet again after a long time, and White talks trash. They tie up, White pulls hair and puts Ibushi on ropes. The ref counts, White shoves Ibushi, and then narrowly ducks a roundhouse! White headlocks, Ibushi powers out, but White runs him over! Only for Ibushi to kip up! White SLAPS Ibushi! Ibushi shakes his head and eggs White on. Fans tell White “YOU EFFED UP! YOU EFFED UP!” White says shut up, and he ROCKS Ibushi! Ibushi shakes his head. White throws more forearms, but Ibushi still eggs him on! White fires shot after shot after shot, then pushes finger gun into Ibushi’s face. Ibushi KICKS White down!!

Fans fire up as White flounders around. Ibushi waits for him to stand, then KICKS him to the Elite corner! Omega and Hangman scuff White, the ref reprimands, and Ibushi tags Omega in. The Golden Lovers double whip to double leap frog, bypass and KICK, to a KOTARO KRUSHER! White bails out, Konosuke jumps in to fire off on Omega & Ibushi, but then gets mugged by Omega & Ibushi! The Golden Lovers double whip, but Konosuke stops himself and eggs them on. Ibushi runs in but Konosuke dumps him out! Omega runs in but Konosuke BOOTS him! Omega spins but Konosuke dodges, only for Omega to RANA!

Konosuke tumbles out and fans fire up! Omega DECKS Juice for good measure, and then fans fire up with the Terminator Drums! Omega builds speed, to then FLY! Direct hit on Konosuke & White! Fans fire up and Omega goes back to fetch White. Omega puts White in but the Ass Boys spring into action! Omega kicks Austin away, goes up a corner, and leaps at White! White moves, Omega rolls through but has a rough landing. Omega clutches a wrist but White stomps away on Omega! White CLUBS away on Omega, then White tags Juice. Juice and White stomp away on Omega and the ref reprimands.

Callis points out all the surgeries Omega has had, so he is at a big disadvantage as it is. Juice swaggers around to soak up the heat, and then he tags in Konosuke. They taunt Ibushi & Hangman, and then Konosuke rains down fists! Ibushi gets in and he KICKS Konosuke! Konosuke stands up to stare Ibushi down, and they start throwing forearms! Fans fire up as they go back and forth! But then White and Juice join in and they all mug Ibushi! The ref reprimands, Konosuke kicks Ibushi out, but then Hangman goes after him and BCG! Fans fire up but Hangman gets mugged 3v1! The ref reprimands as White rains down fists on Hangman!

Konosuke CHOKES Omega, the ref gets stern with BCG and they back out. Konosuke drags Omega up and Omega fires off forearms! Konosuke ROCKS Omega with just one! Konosuke whips, Omega reverses, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! Fans fire up and Konosuke tags in White. White clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Omega down. Fans rally as Omega endures, and Omega fights around. Omega reaches out but White drags Omega away! Omega still fights forward to a ROPEBREAK! White lets go and he stomps Omega. White scuffs Omega, pushes him around, but Omega CHOPS back!

White grits his teeth but Omega ROCKS White! White blocks a boot to DRAGON SCREW that leg! White mocks  Hiroshi Tanahashi as he uses Omega’s leg for a guitar, then he hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Tag to Juice, and Juice drops an elbow on Omega’s leg! Then an elbow on the other leg! Juice drags Omega up, feels him in, and snap suplexes Omega into the ropes! Cover, TWO! Juice argues with the ref but the count was fair. Fans rally, Juice pumps up the arm, and he waits for Omega to stand. JAB! But Omega JABS! Juice JABS! Omega JABS! Juice rakes the eyes! Fans boo and the ref repriamnds!

Juice lets off to JAB, JAB and JAB! Then LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Omega is hanging in there but Juice paces around. Fans sing for Omega but Juice drags Omega up. Juice brings Omega in but Omega suplexes Juice first! Omega and Juice crawl, but Juice anchors Omega! Juice reels Omega in, back suplex, but Omega lands on his feet! Only for White and Konosuke to grab him! Omega BOOTS Juice, elbows the others away, and goes up and over Juice! Omega hurries, but the Gunns YANK Ibushi & Hangman down! White distracted the ref just in time! But Ibushi & Hangman send the Ass Boys into railing!

Juice hurries after Omega again, but Omega BOOTS him away! Hot tags to White and Hangman! Hangman rallies on BCG! BOOT for White, triangle jump LARIAT for Juice! Fans fire up as White staggers up, he takes a swing, but Hangman dodges! Hangman scoops to FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up, and PLANCHA for Juice! Hangman runs in to clothesline White out of the ring! Hangman DIVES onto Juice! And then DIVES onto White! Hangman puts White in and fans fire up! Hangman climbs, leaps at White, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up behind Hangman and he drags White up. Alabama Lift, but White fights free!

White shoves Hangman, Ibushi tags in, and White CHOPS Hangman! White runs in, Hangman pops White up, and Ibushi fires off a strike fest! KICK, and then STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, Konosuke breaks it with a haymaker! Omega goes after Konosuke and tosses him back out. The Golden Lovers coordinate, and they call their shots! They both run corner to corner, go up and up and CROSS SLASH! Direct hit on White and Juice! Fans are thunderous again as the Golden Elite regroups. They get White up and in, the fans chant for “GOLDEN LOVERS!” White is in a corner, Ibushi whips him corner to corner.

Hangman runs in to clothesline White! Ibushi ELBOWS White! Omega BACK ELBOWS White! Feed to a haymaker, POP-UP GERMAN, and then SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Fans fire up as Ibushi calls his shot! Ibushi has White’s wrists, but White reels him in! Ibushi slips free, V-TRIGGER! Ibushi has the wrists again but White reels him in for an URENAGE! Both men are down and fans fire up again. White and Ibushi crawl, hot tags to Konosuke and Omega! They fire off forearms and fans fire up! Omega eggs Konosuke on, the shots keep flying, and Konosuke ROCKS Omega again!

Konosuke spins, into a V-TRIGGER! Omega half nelsons, Juice runs in, but Juice gets the SNAP DRAGON! White runs in, SNAP DRAGON for him! Omega has Konosuke but Konosuke switches, BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives and Konosuke can’t believe it! Konosuke aims from the corner, Callis shouts “KUROSE! <KILL ‘EM!>” Konosuke runs in, but Omega blocks the knee! To CHOP! Omega shoves to BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER! And POISON-RANA! Fans are thunderous, Omega covers, TWO!! Konosuke is still in this but Omega drags him up. Omega puts him in a corner, puts Konosuke up top, “This is Awesome!”

Omega climbs up but Juice drags him down! Juice kicks low, but Omega kicks back! Fireman’s carry, tag to Hangman! “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON for Juice and Omega pops right up to join Konosuke! Hangman hits a RUNNING SHOOTING STAR on Juice! Omega MOONSAULTS onto Juice, then Hangman goes up to get Konosuke! SUPER BLOCKBUSTER SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!! Konosuke survives, to Callis’ relief. Hangman goes to the apron, and off comes the elbow pad! Hangman aims, but the Ass Boys get on the apron! Hangman DECKS each of ’em! Then he goes up the corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT wipes the Gunns out!

Fans fire up, Hangman reloads, and he slingshots, but White shoves Konosuke aside! White catches Hangman into a SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX!! Ibushi SLIDING KNEES White! Juice LEG LARIATS Ibushi! Omega SLAM DUNKS Juice! Fans fire up and Omega helps Ibushi up. The Golden Lovers have Konosuke now, a wrist each! GOLDEN- NO, Konosuke ROCKS Omega, and then he brawls with Ibushi! Ibushi ROCKS Konosuke, shouts, but POINT-BLANK MOTOR KNEE!! Konosuke pushes Ibushi aside and soaks up the heat. But Hangman hits a BUCKSHOT!! Tag to Omega! Omega has Konosuke now and fans are thunderous!

Omega scuffs Konosuke but White catches him! Omega slips free, White elbows back, but a V-TRIGGER still hits! Omega runs, Juice returns, V-TRIGGER! Omega keeps moving, V-TRIGGER for White again! Konosuke rolls Omega up, with tights!! Konosuke and BCG win!!

Winners: Konosuke Takeshita, Jay White & Juice Robinson, by pinfall

Don Callis celebrates with his new bread winn- er, son! The Bang Bang Gang also celebrates, they get to go to the pay window as winners now! But will they all use this to put their names on top of AEW?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR VS The Young Bucks!

At long last, it is the tiebreaker of two of the best tag teams in the world today! But in the end, there can only be one “very best!” Will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood prove they’ve replaced Matt & Nick Jackson at the top of the mountain? Or will this be the biggest Superkick Party of all time?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we finally see who are THE #TopGuys!

The teams sort out, Dax starts against Nick and the two circle. They tie up, Dax powers Nick to a corner, but Nick turns it around! Nick lets off and he circles with Dax again. They tie up, Dax wrenches to a wristlock but Nick uses ropes to flip through. Nick wrenches but Dax rolls and wrenches back to hit a headlock takeover. Nick headscissors, Dax kips free and the two stand off. Fans duel, “Let’s Go, Young Bucks!” “F T R!” Dax tags in Cash and Cash circles with Nick. They tie up, Cash headlocks but Nick powers up and out. Cash runs Nick over, things speed up, Nick hurdles, and both men dosido over hip toss counters! In the end, Nick wins out!

Fans fire up as Nick scoops and SLAMS Cash! Nick wrenches Cash’s arm, brings him over, YANKS the arm, and then tags in Matt. Matt goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Cash’s arm! Matt whips Cash but Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges, and he catches Matt’s leap for a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up as Cash tags Dax in. Snapmare and then ASSISTED LEG DROP! Dax covers, TWO! Dax tags Cash back in, FTR double suplex but Nick makes the save! Nick RANAS Dax, but Cash RANAS Matt! Nick and Cash rain down fists on Dax and Matt! They see each other and start brawling! Then Matt and Dax start brawling!

Fans fire up as the fists fly, and FTR ROCKS the Bucks! Then DOUBLE DOUBLE LARIATS collide!! Fans fire up as the teams regroup, the Bucks kip up, and the brawling restarts! FTR knees low, they whip the Bucks, but the Bucks kick back and DOUBLE DROPKICK! FTR gets up, but the Bucks clothesline them out! They bump the desk, and then hurry back up. Matt tags Nick and Nick goes to the apron! PENALTY KICK for Dax! Cash sweeps, Nick jumps it and Matt SPEARS Cash! Matt sets FTR up for Nick’s FOSBURY FLOP! Direct hit and down goes FTR! Nick gets Cash in the ring as the fans duel again.

Nick calls to Matt, brings Cash over but Cash whips him away. Matt tags in, Nick whips but Cash reverses. Nick goes up and over, and Matt SUPERKICKS Cash! Matt drags Cash up, tags Nick, and then get Cash in the ropes. Nick climbs the corner as Matt drapes Cash out, DRAPING SWANTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Nick drags Cash up to throw hands! Tag to Matt, the Bucks double whip and body shot! Matt then hits a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Matt goes up a corner, for the FALLING ELBOW! Matt mocks Dax with the Bret Hart “Hey!” Fans cheer and Matt brings Cash up. But Cash throws body shots!

Matt shoves Cash back, but Cash fights the Bucks off! Down goes Nick but Matt keeps Cash from Dax! Matt whips, Cash goes up sunset flips but Nick sneaks a tag! Nick CLUBS Cash on the back! And again, and again! Nick drags Cash up to HEADBUTT him, then he tags Matt. The Bucks double whip, but Cash holds ropes! Cash TOSSES Nick, ELBOWS Matt, then hits a BIG back suplex on Matt! Fans fire up as both men are down! Matt and Cash crawl, but Nick rushes Dax on the apron! Dax blocks to fire off hands on Nick! But then he misses Cash as Matt drags him back! Cash BOOTS Matt away, hurries for the corner, but Matt SUPERKICKS Dax first!

Fans fire up as Matt isolates Cash, but then Cash rolls him up! TWO!! Matt fakes a superkick to DDT! Fans fire up as Matt covers, TWO! The fans duel again and Matt tags Nick. The Bucks double whip, Nick runs in but Cash puts him on the apron. Matt runs in but Cash sends him into Nick’s GAMANGIRI! Nick springboards but Cash UPPERCUTS him first! Fans fire up as Cash crawls for his corner, as does Nick! Hot tags to Matt and Dax! Dax fires off JABS on Matt, then DECKS him! And DECKS him! And then DECKS Nick! Dax snap suplexes Matt, then he snap suplexes Nick onto Matt! Dax whips, Nick reverses but Dax wrenches back to short arm LARIAT!

Dax then runs up on Matt, whips, but Matt reverses. Dax reverses, Matt dodges the lariat but Dax switches the waistlock to GERMAN SUPLEX! Dax drags Matt up to GERMAN SUPLEX again! And then another GERMAN SUPLEX! But Dax isn’t done there! He drags Matt up, but Matt ducks the elbow! NORTHERN LIGHTS! And then roll through! The Polar Express starts up! Dax keeps fighting the Northern Lights, then turns it around, for a GERMAN SUPLEX! But Matt spins it around, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Locomotion but Dax gets around! Matt switches, Dax switches, repeat, but Dax cradles, TWO!!

Dax O’Conner Rolls! TWO! Dax goes up the corner to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Dax dodges the lariat to GERMAN SUPLEX, but Matt lands on his feet! NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Dax escapes, and he holds onto Matt as fans fire up again! Dax GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Matt escapes and both men are down! Fans fire up as a standing count begins. Both men are down at 5 of 10, Nick hurries in and takes aim! Dax rises, Nick SUPER- NO, Dax gets under to pop Nick up! REBOUND- NO, Nick sunset flips! Dax rolls through, steps through, but Nick kicks him away! GAMANGIRI!

Nick slingshots to- NO, Dax blocks to REBOUND POWERBOMB!! But Matt ghost pins Dax! TWO!! Dax has the legs, steps through, SHARPSHOOTER!! Matt endures, but Nick aims from the apron! Only for Cash to trip him up! SHARPSHOOTER on the apron!! Nick and Matt both endure and the fans are thunderous! Nick powers out and sends Cash flying into the steel steps! Nick then SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTERS Dax! And cartwheel MOONSAULTS onto Cash! Fans are thunderous again as all four men are down around ringside! A standing count starts on Matt and Dax in the ring, and Nick hurries to the corner.

Matt tags Nick, Nick runs in at Dax to SHINING WIZARD! GAMANGIRI! FOREARM! ELBOW! Nick puts Dax up, coordinates with Matt as he goes to the other corner, and they copy FTR! SUPERPLEX for the Power, but Cash is also on a corner! DIVING SPLASH but Dax gets his knees up! Cash goes for the DIVING SPLASH, but Nick gets his knees up! No glory here, and then Nick clotheslines Cash out! Nick rushes Dax but Dax sends him into Matt! Nick CLOBBERS Matt, Dax backslides! TWO, but Dax reels Nick back in. Nick fights the lift to wrench out and ROUNDHOUSE! But Dax back drops!

Nick sunset flips, Dax rolls through to roll Nick and lifts him up! Cash tags in, goes up the corner, MIND BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! Nick survives and Cash can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous again and Cash calls to Dax. Cash drags Nick up, “This is Awesome!” and Cash tags in Dax. FTR regroups, and they stalk Nick. But Matt returns to shove Cash down! Nick sunset flips but Dax sits on it! TWO!!! Nick escapes and even he’s surprised! Fans rally up again and Dax hurries to the corner. Nick runs in, Dax dodges, but then Dax is sent into Cash! Nick backslides, TWO! SUPERKICK! Matt SUPERKICKS!

The Bucks take aim as Dax sits back up, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Matt reels Dax in, Nick goes up, they steal the MIND BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Dax survives and fans fire up again! Matt tags in, he gets Dax up and fans duel again. Matt scoops, Nick aims from the apron, but Cash YANKS Nick down! Nick ROCKS Cash but Dax turns things around on Matt! Nick hurries in to SUPERKICK Dax, then he DIVES onto Cash! Matt victory rolls Dax, TWO!! Nick returns and the Bucks get Dax back up. They sit Dax up, B T E- NO, Dax ducks! Knees collide and then Cash SPEARS Nick off the apron!

Cash hurries back up, Dax hurries over, hot tag to Cash! FTR sits Matt up, they F T R TRIGGER! Then they kiss Matt on the cheeks, a very Bucks thing to do! SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, TWO!?!? Matt survives and Wembley is electric! Cash goes to the apron, he springboards, but it’s a fake out! Dax SUPERKICKS Matt?!? But Nick returns! Nick dodges Dax, but Dax blocks the monkey flip to put Nick up top. Dax SHOVES Nick down, but Nick body scissors Dax up and out with him! Cash springboards after all!? 450 FLOP as Matt moves!! Matt SUPERKICKS!! Cover, TWO?!?!? The blast from this rivalry’s past wasn’t enough to finish it!

The fans are shaking the railing, they are that red hot for this match! They hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! The Bucks sit Cash up, B T E TRIGGER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! HOW?!?! Nick cannot believe it!! Dax hurries in and checks Cash but he knows he’s alone now. He still rushes in, into a stolen SHATTER MACHINE!!! BTE TRIGGER for Cash!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Is Cash even mortal?!? Wembley is rocking but the Bucks are confused! Matt drags Cash up, Nick aims from the apron, and Matt gut wrenches. But Cash slips free and shoves Matt away, Dax intercepts Nick’s flight! SHATTER MACHINE!!!! Cover, FTR WINS!!!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

Cash & Dax snatch this one away outta nowhere! The Bucks could not bring them down, FTR are the Top Guys! But perhaps even bigger than the win, Cash & Dax offer handshakes in respect. But the Bucks shake their heads and leave! Fans boo the Bucks, will Matt & Nick come back for a fourth round? Or will FTR be Top Guys then, now and forever?

 

Stadium Stampede: Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo & Best Friends VS The Blackpool Combat Club & Proud ‘n’ Powerful!

The Mad King used to be friends with Jon Moxley, and he used to be friends with Santana & Ortiz, but he’s never cared for Claudio Castagnoli or Wheeler Yuta. But Moxley, Claudio, Yuta, Santana and Ortiz all agree Eddie will just alienate those he’s friends with now soon enough. The BCC & PNP be proven wrong when they take on a team with #CEROMIEDO?

The BCC & PNP make their way out to ringside through the crowd, already bringing a rather conspicuous black duffel bag. Then the Freshly Squeezed AEW International Champion leads the way for Best Friends, followed by Eddie and Penta. Eddie pushes past everyone to now rush down the ramp! He TACKLES Claudio, and the brawl is on! Santana is after Penta, Trent is after Yuta, Chuck is after Moxley, and Cassidy is after Ortiz! Things go all over the place, with Eddie and Claudio going back towards the entrance! Penta CHOPS away on Santana against railing! The rest are ringside, grabbing what they can.

Moxley CHUCKS a chair at Chuck Taylor! Ortiz SMACKS Penta with a trash can! Claudio and Kingston brawl on stage, Moxley drags Chuck up but Chuck ROCKS Moxley! Moxley takes a seat against railing, Chuck & Trent regroup in the ring. Eddie throws body shots on Claudio as Best Friends once again come face to face with Santana & Ortiz! Fans fire up for this classic rivalry renewed, and they brawl while Penta and Cassidy mug Yuta on the outside! PNP TOSS Best Friends out of the ring! Eddie and Claudio have now moved to the crowd with their brawl! Yuta sends Cassidy into railing! PNP build speed, and DIVE into chair shots!

Fans fire up as Eddie RAMS Claudio into railing by the back segment, then throws hands! Claudio hits back! Chuck FLIES to take out PNP! But Yuta CHOPS Chuck! Yuta throws hands, Eddie whips Claudio into railing, and Trent ARIHARA MOONSAULTS, but Santana has a trash can shield! Ortiz SMACKS Trent with a can, too! Claudio ROCKS Eddie, Moxley returns and he uses a prod or something on Trent’s face! Eddie JABS away then CHOPS Claudio! They’re in the LED hallway now! PNP coordinate as they have Trent in the ring! Fans fire up as Santana climbs and Ortiz reels Trent in. But Trent fights the lift!

Penta returns to SMACK Santana with a chair! Eddie and Claudio brawl to the back! Penta SMACKS Ortiz, HEADSHOTS him, then SMACKS Santana, too! “CERO! MIEDO!” But PNP get Penta! Double back suplex, but Penta lands on his feet! PNP dodges Penta’s double lariats, but Penta SLINGBLADES Ortiz! Santana whips, Penta SLINGBLADES in return! Penta tosses a chair to Ortiz, Ortiz catches it, but Penta SUPERKICKS the chair into Ortiz! Santana storms up, Penta wheelbarrows and rolls to FLYING DDT Ortiz! Meanwhile, Claudio and Yuta brawl with Eddie and Chuck backstage! Claudio KNEES Eddie into the All In logo on the wall!

Claudio and Eddie move into a hallway, Yuta and Chuck follow. Penta runs in at Santana, Santana BOOTS then SUPERKICKS! Santana whips, Penta goes up and over and CLUBS Santana! Alex Abrahantes adds a chair to the mix, FULL METAL BACKSTABBER! But then Moxley gets Penta with a CUTTER! Moxley is bloodied but that’s how he likes it! Moxley runs, but Penta dodges to springboard, into a kick! PARADIGM SHIFT! Moxley grabs that black bag! SURPRISE~! Bamboo skewers!! Moxley shouts out his hardcore friends in Japan, and the UK fans tell him he’s sick! Moxley doesn’t care, he grabs Penta by the mask!

But Penta KICKS Moxley away! And SUPERKICKS! Penta grabs a chair, to HEADSHOT Moxley! Penta takes those skewers, and he JAMS them into Moxley’s head!! Moxley’s become the sadist pineapple again! Moxley has a mad look in his eyes, and he runs in at Penta! Penta catches him, for MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, ONE?!?! SUPERKICK!! Moxley sputters and Penta puts chairs together, backs to each other. But Santana storms up behind Penta! Santana flips Penta off and they start brawling! Meanwhile, Eddie just DUMPS Claudio over the railing of a staircase! Where even are they?! The upper deck of section 252?

Eddie storms down to get Claudio but Claudio hits him back! Penta SUPERKICKS Santana! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs, but Santana pops him up, POWERBOMB on the chair wedge! Eddie and Claudio brawl in open seating in the upper level, Santana gets a chair in position, PILEDRIVER on the chair!! Eddie CHOKES Claudio! And claws his eyes! Eddie lets off, stalks Claudio along the way, but Claudio throws hands. Claudio SMACKS Eddie off railing! Wait, medics are checking Penta. Maybe that piledriver did a lot more damage to Penta than initially thought? Medics get Penta out of the ring, and Cassidy suddenly covers Moxley! TWO!!

Ortiz fires hands on Trent on the outside, and Cassidy raises his hands! To put them in his pockets! Fans fire up again as Cassidy uses those “devastating” shin kicks! Moxley brings out a FORK! Cassidy dodges it, SHOTGUNS Moxley, kips up, but gets a FORK TO THE BACK! Moxley then JAMS away on Cassidy’s face! And BITES Cassidy’s face! Fans again tell Moxley he’s sick but he just sits a chair up. Trent returns, with a barbed-wire plank! But Moxley kicks him first! BRAINBUSTER to the chair! Moxley takes that plank and GRINDS it into Trent’s face!! Meanwhile, in the parking lot, Yuta suplexes Chuck onto guard railing!

Trent hits back on Moxley, runs, but Moxley CLOBBERS him! Ortiz returns, having found a trash can lid and a kendo stick! Santana also returns, he stomps Cassidy, and Ortiz SMACKS Trent on the back! Moxley takes the stick and SMACKS Trent on the chest! Yuta and Claudio mug Eddie and end up in more of the stands! Moxley SMACKS away on Trent, Santana CHOKES Cassidy, and Trent is bloodied all over! Chuck SMACKS Claudio with an umbrella! And tosses it to Eddie so he can SMACK Yuta! Moxley CHOKES Trent with the kendo stick, but Eddie fishhooks Yuta’s mouth with the umbrella!

PNP bring in a ladder! They set that in the ropes in a corner, and Ortiz brings Trent over. Chuck CLUBS Claudio with another umbrella! Ortiz hoists Trent onto the ladder while Moxley and Santana CHOKE Cassidy, and dig that barbed wire into his forehead! Eddie back suplexes Yuta on a counter top! A member of security staff is a big fan of Eddie’s and wants a high five. Eddie gives him the high five, to then throw him into the counter! Ortiz stands on the ladder with Trent, but Trent fights back! Trent throws hands, HEADBUTTS Ortiz down, then adjusts. But Moxley TRIPS Trent, and Trent CRASHES onto ladder!

Claudio CLOBBERS Eddie with a bottle! Then he drags Chuck up and away while Yuta SMACKS Eddie with the umbrella! PNP reposition that ladder, they bring Trent up, and they DOUBLE POWERBOMB him onto the ladder! The ladder finally cracks! And then Moxley brings in a huge plank of wood with barbed wire all over it! Moxley drags Trent up but Trent turns things around! Moxley turns things back around, X PLEX onto the barbed wire! Ortiz pushes Trent off the board, goes up a corner, DIVING SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Trent survives, Moxley and Santana keep on Cassidy by sending him into railing!

Moxley brings Trent up the steel steps! PILEDRIVER!!! Trent falls, Moxley slaps him around, and Ortiz JAMS Cassidy with the fork! Moxley has Trent on the ramp, Claudio is there and ROCKS Trent! Claudio drags Trent up to the stage, where Yuta CLUBS away on Chuck! The BCC stand over Best Friends by Big Ben on the tron. Yuta CHOPS Chuck, fans want tables, but Yuta throws more hands on Chuck. Wait, Ortiz finds a table! Fans cheer as he sets that up ringside. Santana has also set up tables and a ladder by the stage. Wait, what van is this driving in? Fans chant “SUE! SUE! SUE!” but what’s she doing here!?

Moxley asks what the heck, and he gives her a big ol’ kiss!? Trent goes after Moxley, Chuck goes after Claudio & Yuta! They SMACK the BCC off Sue’s rental! Mama Sue flips the BCC off, and her van is full of goodies! Chuck SMACKS Claudio with a trash can lid! Trent brings out a tray of cookies! And SMACKS Claudio with the tray! More cookie tray attacks! Wait, what’s going on now? “Penta says… It’s time to RISE!” PENTA OSCURO RETURNS!! Penta unleashes his dark side and he has a hammer!! He HAMMERS Santana! Fans fire up and Alex hands him a chair! Penta SMACKS Santana with it!

Santana ends up on the tables! Penta climbs the ladder, but Santana goes up after him! They brawl on the ladder, Penta SMACKS Santana off the ladder, and the ladder cracks! Trent DIGS the cookie tray into Moxley’s face! Alex helps Penta get the ladder back up, and Penta goes up to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB Santana through the tables!!! Fans lose their minds and Alex says that’s what Santana gets! Trent has Yuta in the ring, Cassidy and Chuck join him! Fans fire up as the Best Friends… GROUP HUG Yuta! You GOT to give the people what they want! And then Best Friends beat Yuta down cuz that’s what he deserves!

Moxley and Ortiz get in, they SMACK and throw Best Friends! Ortiz fires off with the cookie sheet! Yuta BITES Chuck’s ear, then drags him down into the SEATBELT! TWO!! Chuck escapes, and Yuta grabs the bag! HE HAS A SCREWDRIVER!! Yuta rushes Chuck but Chuck dodges, the screwdriver stabs into the top buckle pad! SOLE FOOD! AWFUL WAFFLE!! Fans fire up and Chuck covers Yuta, Claudio breaks it! Claudio TOSSES Chuck out! Moxley DIVES to take Chuck down! Cassidy runs in, Claudio catches him! And SWINGS him! They go around and around while everyone else brawls!

Wait, is that a tub of Legos?! Moxley drags Chuck up to PARADIGM SHIFT onto the Legos! Trent and Ortiz brawl on a corner as Claudio goes past TEN, and keeps going! Trent trips Ortiz and he falls to the floor! Ortiz scrambles back up, Trent has him and SUPERPLEXES him down through other tables!!! Fans lose their minds, Claudio passes TWENTY and finally lets Cassidy go! Fans are thunderous for the madness all over the ring, and Claudio drags Cassidy up! RICOLA- NO, Cassidy slips free! ORANGE PUNCH!! Claudio wobbles so Cassidy reloads! ORANGE PUNCH!! His hand is hurting but Cassidy’s rage tunes it out!

Cassidy throws off his elbow pad, takes aim and runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Claudio survives and fans are thunderous! Cassidy hobbles, goes out of the ring, and he looks under the ring. Wait, he brings in duct tape, a bucket, and a glass bottle? Cassidy is taping up his hand, sticky side out! He PUNCHES the bottle so now there’s a bunch of glass shards on the tape!! Fans say Cassidy is sick! Moxley runs in to DECK Cassidy first!! Moxley dumps out the rest of the glass shards, and hauls Cassidy up to scoop. But Cassidy swings and DDTS Moxley onto the glass!! Fans lose their minds, but Claudio pops Cassidy up! UPPERCUT!!!

Moxley crawls to a corner while fans are electric! WAIT! EDDIE RETURNS! He’s bloody, he’s pissed, and he has a BARBED WIRE CHAIR! He SMACKS Ortiz, SMACKS Yuta, and SMACKS Claudio! TWICE! And then again! Terry Funk would be proud! Eddie wipes the blood from his eyes but Moxley stops him from hitting Claudio again! These two get forehead to forehead, but Claudio rolls Eddie up! TWO!! Eddie URAKENS Claudio down! Moxley underhooks Eddie, but Eddie breaks free! URAKEN!! URAKEN for Claudio! Eddie SPEARS Moxley through the barbed wire board!! GLASS SHATTERED ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cassidy covers Claudio, his team wins!!!

Winners: Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo/Oscuro & Best Friends, by pinfall

Freshly Squeezed always finds a way to survive! And this time, he found a way to take the fight to the nastiest fighters in the world! But he still has to get up on Wednesday to defend his International Championship! Will he even make it to Dynamite like this? Eddie flips Moxley off while down in the wreckage, are things only getting worse between these former friends?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way: Hikaru Shida VS Britt Baker VS Toni Storm VS Saraya!

The Shining Samurai has truly been fighting to make her second reign the best, especially since this one is in front of fans! But The Doctor wants her own second time around, while The Lightning From Down Under wants a historic third reign! However, only one of these four hasn’t been champion in AEW, and only one of these four is the hometown hero! That woman being one in the same, will Saraya have a golden homecoming? Or will this night be historic in a different manner?

But speaking of Saraya being home, she’s bringing the entire Knight wrestling family! And from We Will Rock You to the jacket and crown, this Knight is ready to become the Queen of England! Though Toni’s the one coming out to God Save the Queen… The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the numbers spell “disaster” for Shida in Wembley Stadium!

The bell rings and fans fire up as all four women have a corner. Then Saraya goes after Shida while Storm goes after Britt! Storm stomps away on Britt in a corner! Shida CLUBS Saraya, but Saraya fights the suplex! Storm helps Saraya against Shida, and they double suplex, only for Shida to fight it! Shida swings but Storm dodges, and the Outcasts hit a DOUBLE POWERBOMB! Shida flounders out, Britt ROCKS Storm! Then ROCKS Saraya! Britt fires off on the Outcasts, and RAMS Storm into Saraya, to hit a NECKBREAKER DDT COMBO! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Britt and she stands Storm up.

Storm ROCKS Britt! And CLUBS her down! Storm kicks Britt around, whips but Britt blocks! Britt ROCKS Storm, and again! Saraya coaches Storm and Storm powers up to whip Britt to a corner. Storm sends Saraya in to KNEE Britt down! Storm says kiss this! SWEET HIP MUSIC! The Outcasts drag Britt out, double cover, but then let off to discuss whose cover this is. They still both cover, and let off again. They argue again, but Storm pushes Saraya aside to cover! ONE as Saraya pushes Storm. Shida drags them both up by their hair! MEETING OF THE MINDS! The Outcasts fall, Shida brings Storm up.

Shida whips Storm to a corner, then she whips Saraya into Storm! Shida runs in as fans fire up, JUMP KNEE for them both! And then Shida snap suplexes Saraya into Storm! Fans fire up as Shida drags Storm up, climbs the corner, and rains down fists! Fans count along and Shida goes all the way to TEN! But Saraya CLUBS Shida! Saraya TOSSES Shida onto the apron! Saraya stomps Shida, but Britt runs in! Storm dodges so Britt BLASTS Saraya! Storm runs back in but Britt dodges so Storm HIP ATTACKS Shida! Storm runs up on Britt but into a SLINGBLADE! Fans rally as Saraya returns to BOOT Britt down!

Britt bails out, Storms is after her on the outside! Storm brings Britt over to Mama Knight and she holds onto Britt so Storm can CHOP! Saraya applauds and Storm winds up, but Britt ducks, Storm DECKS Saraya’s mum! Saraya is furious and fans tell Storm “YOU EFFED UP! YOU EFFED UP!” Papa and the brothers have to keep Mama back! Saraya THROWS Britt aside, then BOOTS Shida! Saraya RAMS Shida into steel steps! Storm apologizes as the Outcasts get in the ring. Storm explains it was all an accident. But as Storm turns to go find another opponent, Saraya grabs Storm by the hair!

Saraya ROCKS Storm! Storm is offended, but she hits back! Mama says knock her out so Saraya ROCKS Storm! Storm CHOPS, Saraya CHOPS, repeat! Saraya kicks low, trips Storm, and rains down fists! Fans fire up but Storm turns things around on Saraya! Fans boo as Storm rains down shots from all sides! Storm is furious, she stomps Saraya and then rips a buckle pad right off the bottom! Storm puts Saraya against that bare steel! Ruby Soho sprints down the ramp! She stops Storm from running in at Saraya! Storm doesn’t wanna do this to Saraya and Saraya’s surgically repaired neck, they’re all friends!

Storm pushes past Soho but Soho grabs her arm to stop her. So Storm DECKS Soho!! Storm apologizes, she was lashing out! Soho leaves, and Saraya BOOTS Storm! Shida MISSILE DROPKICKS Saraya! Britt spins Shida to FISHERMAN SCREW! Storm gets around Britt to SUPERKICK! Britt SUPERKICKS back! But Storm falls on Saraya for a cover! TWO!!! Saraya is even angrier now! Storm says that was another accident! Saraya stomps Storm, gets the legs, and steps through! Mama says bend that b*tch, and Saraya turns Britt over, QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH! Britt CURB STOMPS Storm!!

Britt DECKS Saraya, covers Storm, TWO!!! Storm survives and Britt can’t believe how close she was to that! The Knights shake the railing to coach Saraya up but Britt brings out her glove! Fans spell it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida fires off on Britt! Saraya spins Shida around, but Shida ROCKS her first! Shida hoists Saraya up to a torture rack, to DUMP her down! Britt kicks low, but Shida kicks back! FALCON ARROW onto Saraya! Shida has two targets and she goes up top! The fans are fired up as Shida METEORAS!! Cover, TWO!!! Saraya survives but Shida prepares herself! KATANA KICK!! Cover, but Britt breaks it!

Britt has Shida, RINGS OF SATURN! Shida resists the Lockjaw by turning her head away! Britt pries at that mouth, but Shida grits her teeth! Shida powers the hold into a cover, TWO!!! Britt still has Shida in her grasp, Storm storms in with the title belt! But Saraya intercepts with the SPRAY PAINT!!! Saraya then reels Storm in for KNIGHTCAP!!! Cover, SARAYA WINS!!!

Winner: Saraya, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)

Shida held out against Britt just so she could still lose the belt! The Knights celebrate with their shining star, this IS Saraya’s house!! Pyro flies, will this historic start to Saraya’s reign be a #Knightmare for the rest of AEW?

 

Tag Team Coffin Match: Darby Allin & Sting VS Swerve Strickland & Christian Cage w/ Prince Nana!

Friends becoming enemies, decks being stacked against them, and all around chaos is just the surface of the story between the Relentless Icons and this new business partnership of The Mogul Embassy and Captain Charisma. But will Darby & Sting make it through the madness to finally put this grudge to rest? Or will Christian and the actual TNT Champion both feel comfortable in “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!”

To celebrate 50 years of hip hop, and perform Swerve’s theme song live, it’s Flash Garments and DJ Whoo Kid! Swerve takes the mic to ask himself, “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!” “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!” “WHOSE HOUSE?” “Swerve’s House!” Then Christian and his Right Hand of Destruction make their entrance, Christian wearing the belt. As for Darby and Sting, they have a video of them walking the dark alleys of London in long coats. “It’s time, isn’t it?” “No, no, no, Darby, you’re sadly, sadly mistaken.” Joker Sting says “We’re talking about the UK! 80 THOUSAND people! Wembley Stadium! It’s beyond just time. It’s SHOW TIME!”

Fans fire up as “That is Darby Allin… And this is STIIIIIING!” The bell rings and after Christian and Swerve deliberate, Christian brawls with Darby and Swerve brawls with Sting! Fans fire up as Sting CLUBS away on Swerve but Christian TOSSES Darby. Sting and Christian now stare down and fans fire up! Sting grins but Christian talks trash. Swerve runs in to half nelson! Sting backs Swerve down into buckles, and Darby slides back in to TOSS Christian out! Darby then ROCKS Swerve, Sting LARIATS Swerve down! And Darby fetches the casket! Darby opens that up, and there’s goodies inside?

Sting RAMS Christian into railing as Darby brings out tack-covered jackets! Darby’s used such a trick before, and now he brings it out here! Nana tries to get Swerve up but Swerve spots Sting, with a cricket bat! Nana turns around, SMACK! That’s four! SMACK for Swerve! That’s six! Another smack! Oh, just shy. Darby gives Sting one of the jackets! Fans fire up as the Icon suits up, and while Darby traps Nana in one corner, Sting has Swerve in the other! Then they both run corner to corner, STINGER SPLASH for Nana and COFFIN SPLASH for Swerve, all with tacks!  Then going back the other way STINGER SPLASH for Swerve and COFFIN SPLASH for Nana!

Darby returns, one more COFFIN SPLASH for Swerve! Christian gets up, Darby rushes over, but Christian HOTSHOTS him! And Swerve kicks Sting’s leg out! Sting falls over, Christian aims from a corner and Swerve from another as Sting and Darby get up. Swerve SPEARS Sting! Christian SPEARS Darby! Things are getting Rated R in Wembley! Christian gets the fallen tacks out of the way, then he and Swerve drag those jackets off the Relentless Icons. Swerve brings Sting around towards commentary! Swerve ROCKS Sting, and Christian ties up Darby’s arms! Fans boo as Christian binds Darby with tape and Sting gets sent into railing!

Swerve has the cricket bat, he CHOKES Sting with it! Christian TOSSES Darby into a corner! Darby flops upside-down, staggers up, and Christian runs in! But Darby dodges and Christian hits buckles! Darby gets moving, NO HANDS SPRINGBOARD, QUEBRADA! Fans are thunderous as Darby keeps moving, and he DIVES onto Swerve at the ramp! Sting frees Darby’s hands while fans fire up! Darby drags the casket off the stretcher, tosses the stretcher aside, and Sting picks Swerve up! Christian kicks the lid closed, so the SPINEBUSTER is on the lid! Swerve might’ve preferred the other way but at least the match is still going.

Christian SMACKS Darby off steps, CLUBS Sting from behind, and then he tosses Darby into the ring. Christian gives Sting a SMACK off steps, then he slides in to stomp Darby. Nana & Swerve set a table up, then hand Christian a chair. Christian JAMS Darby in the back! And again! Darby writhes while Christian paces around. Christian puts the chair down, places Darby’s head on it, and then gets another chair! Fans are torn as Christian aims, CON-CHAIR- NO! Darby dodges, ELBOWS Swerve and SHOTGUNS Christian! Fans fire up, but Swerve FLAPJACKS Darby off a buckle! Darby flops out to the apron but Swerve goes out after him.

Swerve scoops Darby, and aims for the casket! Darby fights, to hit a THROWBACK STUNNER! Swerve stumbles, Sting gets up and on the apron! Swerve is on the table, and Sting LEAPS! Sting SPLASHES Swerve, and the table only moderately bends! Fans fire up all the same as Sting & Darby regroup. Sting gets back in the ring, back on the apron, and then he SENTONS! NOW the table breaks! Fans are chanting “YOU STILL GOT IT!” as Sting gets out of the wreckage. Darby finds Christian, makes him take a seat, and fires off forearms! Darby roars, goes up a corner, to SUPER MISSILE DROPKICK Christian down!!

Fans are thunderous as Darby hurries to get Christian up and around the way. Darby calls to Sting, they mug Christian, and they get the casket propped up against the ring! They open it up, get Christian in, but Christian fights the lid! It’s 2v1 but Christian keeps a leg sticking out! Darby pulls on that leg, but now Luchasaurus attacks! He was in the back but he couldn’t stand by any longer! Luchasaurus sends Sting into railing! And he scoops Darby, to LAWN DART him into the casket lid! Luchasaurus roars and Christian laughs. Luchasaurus tells Darby to get up, and Darby is crawling, but NICK WAYNE is here!

Nick SMACKS Luchasaurus with Darby’s skateboard! It’s not very effective… Luchasaurus stares Nick down, then HEADBUTTS him down! And then takes the skateboard! Luchasaurus sets it down, and CHOKE SLAMS Nick onto the board! Nick writhes, Luchasaurus drags Nick back up to fireman’s carry! Luchasaurus hauls Nick away?! Sting SMACKS Swerve off the casket lid! And again! And then again! And then Christian gets a taste of the lid! Sting and Darby bring the casket down now, and they focus on Swerve. Sting puts Swerve on the casket! Darby goes up the corner!? SUPER COFFIN DROP but Swerve moves!!!

Darby flops off the lid, leaving a massive dent in it! The ref checks Darby, and Sting is stunned! Sting fights off Christian and Swerve 2v1, STINGER SPLASH back and forth! Sting sends Swerve into Christian, STINGER SPLASH SANDWICH! Sting throws Christian down, has the legs, and steps through! Fans are thunderous for the SCORPION DEATHLOCK!!! Nana is furious but Swerve has a chair! Swerve SMACKS Sting on the back, and Sting just stares Swerve down! Fans tell Swerve he messed up, and Sting feints punch to get Swerve to put up the chair as a shield. Sting SHOVES the chair into Swerve’s face!

But Christian has the cricket bat! Sting throws hands on Swerve, but Christian LOW BLOWS Sting with the bat! And then JAMS him with it! And sets Sting up for the KILL STOMPS!!! Fans boo but Christian brings the casket around. Nana helps haul that into the ring and Swerve wants the cricket bat. Christian RAMS Darby into railing, and Swerve drags Sting up. Christian RAMS Darby into more railing! Swerve puts Sting in the casket, and he has a baseball bat! Fans boo as Swerve SPITS on the bat and throws it in with Sting. Swerve kicks the lid closed, the BAT holds it open!! Fans are thunderous as Sting rises! But he gets a HOUSE CALL!!

Swerve drags Sting up, fans rally up, and Swerve scoops to SLAM Sting on the lid! Swerve drags the casket around, and Christian is CHOKING Darby with his own tack jacket! Christian makes Darby look at the TNT Championship, saying Darby will NEVER have it again, and that that belt is Christian’s! Swerve goes up the corner, blows a kiss, and 450 FLOPS on the casket!! Sting avoids disaster and fans are thunderous! Darby CLAWS Christian’s face! Darby hast he TNT belt, and he CLOBBERS Christian with it!! Sting rises again, storms up on Swerve, and drags him up onto the casket! SCORPION DEATHDROP on the lid!!!

Swerve is draped over the lid, Nana is freaking out, and Darby crawls his way back to the ring. Sting opens the lid, drags Swerve inside the casket, and pushes the lid closed! Swerve sacrifices his hands to keep the lid open! Sting SMACKS the lid, then SITS on the lid! OW!! Swerve reaches out like a zombie but Sting keeps on the pressure! Sting then lets Swerve get halfway out of the casket before he SLAMS the lid on him! Swerve is stuck, and Darby goes up top! COFFIN DROP onto the casket!!! Swerve gets crunched, Darby pushes him in, and the lid closes! The Relentless Icons win!!

Winners: Darby Allin & Sting, by pinfall

A battle for the ages, but this is not the end of the ride! Darby will now face Luchasaurus for the TNT Championship just a week from tonight at All Out! And what about the health and safety of Nick Wayne? Will Darby look to take everything back? Or will Christian Cage’s Right Hand of Destruction end it all in Chicago?

 

Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara VS Will Ospreay w/ Don Callis!

The Ocho felt abandoned by his own appreciation society and was willing to turn to a friend in Don Callis. Too bad Callis was even more of a low down, dirty slimeball than Jericho remembered. But in the end, Callis has brought about the WrestleKingdom dream match that was denied during Pandemic Era. Will the Aerial Assassin prove HE is the Greatest Of All Time? Or will the best possible version of Ospreay still fall short of the best possible version of Jericho?

Fozzy performs Judas live as Jericho makes his entrance! Fans sing along, and Jericho has the Spanish God by his side. Ospreay is coming out like Captain England or something with the new gear and pyro, and with Don Callis behind him. Ospreay is coming off the Rev-Pro 11th anniversary show, where he won, but was also attacked by Jericho in a mask! Will Jericho get to do all that and more here tonight?

The bell rings and fans sing for “OSPREAY~ OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” as he and Jericho circle. They tie up, Jericho shoves Ospreay back and the two reset. They tie up, Jericho headlocks but Ospreay powers out. Jericho runs Ospreay over but Ospreay kips up! Fans cheer and Jericho thinks it’s for him! Jericho turns around, and he SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay SLAPS Jericho, we have a SLAP fight! Ospreay kicks low, whips, but Jericho reverses. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and SHOTGUNS Jericho out of the ring! Ospreay then hurries up top, takes aim, SKY TWISTER! Fans are thunderous and Ospreay puts Jericho in.

Ospreay aims, springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! But Ospreay prepares his arm, runs in, but Jericho avoids the Hidden Blade! Jericho CHOPS, Ospreay fires a forearm, repeat! Ospreay BOOTS, Jericho BOOTS, then they DOUBLE BOOT! Both men fall and fans fire up! Ospreay and Jericho sit up at the same time, they glare at each other and Ospreay flips Jericho off. Jericho kicks Ospreay, Ospreay kicks Jericho, they both stand and fans fire up. Ospreay fires a forearm! Jericho fights it back! They go back and forth, fans heavily behind Ospreay. Ospreay CHOPS and Jericho drops down!

Ospreay stalks Jericho, brings him up and bumps him off buckles. Ospreay CHOPS, whips him corner to corner and runs in, but Jericho puts Ospreay on the apron! Ospreay’s leg jams, Jericho triangle jump DROPKICKS! Fans fire up, Jericho soaks up the cheers and jeers, then he runs to WRECK Ospreay with a blindside dropkick! Jericho grins, has a little bit of blood on his chest, but he takes a taste of it! Jericho stands Ospreay up to CHOP! And CHOP! And then whip! Ospreay stops himself, ELBOWS Jericho, then hurries up top! Jericho hurries after him to CLUB him down! Ospreay throws elbows to fight the waistlock!

Jericho CLUBS away on Ospreay’s back, then reels him in, for an APRON GERMAN SUPLEX!! Ospreay’s neck comes into play, just as Jericho brought up on Dynamite! Jericho slides into the ring while Ospreay checks his arms for motion. Jericho flips off the fans as they boo him, and then he goes to the apron. Jericho drags Ospreay into the ring, suplexes high and hard! Jericho pushes Ospreay down for a cocky cover, ONE! Jericho brings Ospreay up and puts him on the ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Jericho lets off, and then he runs side to side. STRADDLE ATTACK! Ospreay flops over and Jericho mocks the fans.

Jericho drags Ospreay up to CHOP! Ospreay fires a forearm! The brawl is on again and Jericho gets the edge. Jericho whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! Fans fire up and Ospreay hits a Manhattan Drop! Ospreay CHOPS Jericho off his feet, then STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO! Jericho hangs tough but Callis coaches Ospreay. Ospreay assures the fans, just calm down and he’ll get this. Ospreay reels Jericho in but Jericho resists the lift. So Ospreay gives him a Kawada Kick then a CHOP! Ospreay whips, Jericho reverses and runs in, but into a BOOT! Ospreay goes up, but Jericho CHOPS him!

Jericho climbs up after Ospreay, goes to the very top, and he throws down fists! Fans count all the way to “OCHO!” and then TEN, before the SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO! Callis says it’s alright, and he coaches Ospreay again. Jericho SLAPS Ospreay, SLAPS him again, then throws forearms! Ospreay fires back! Fans rally up, Ospreay whips, but Jericho avoids the dropkick! Then LIONSAULTS but onto knees! Ospreay hurries to bring Jericho in, and hangs him out to dry! KNEE, and then Ospreay goes to the corner! Ospreay climbs up, Jericho pushes himself up a bit, but Ospreay hits a GUILLOTINE SHOOTING STAR!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up and Ospreay feeds off it! Ospreay waits on Jericho to rise, and he springboards, but Jericho blocks the cutter! Ospreay ducks the Judas Effect! Ospreay springboards again, into a BACKSTABBER!! And then CODE BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and fans fire up again! Jericho goes to a corner and he wants Ospreay to rise. Fans rally up, Jericho runs in, JUDAS- NO, Ospreay blocks! To HOOK KICK! And then OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Jericho survives but Ospreay just fires up more! Fans are with him and he drags Jericho up. Ospreay underhooks and Canadian racks, STORM- RANA!! Cover, but Ospreay rolls through!

But wait, Jericho rolls through! He has the legs! Jericho fights to turn Ospreay over, WALLS OF JERICHO!!! Ospreay endures, Callis freaks out but Sammy says Jericho’s got this! Fans rally, Ospreay fights his way over, but Callis points out Sammy has Floyd the Baseball Bat! Well, this distraction allows Sammy to CLOBBER Ospreay with said bat! Fans boo as Jericho drags Ospreay back to center, and the ref checks Ospreay. The hand drops once! The hand drops twice! But Ospreay regains consciousness! Ospreay powers through, throws hands on Jericho, but Jericho throws them back! From below, from above, also like Jericho said on Dynamite!

Ospreay kicks Jericho away and fans rally up. Ospreay stands, aims, and SUPERKICKS! Jericho wobbles, but he BOOTS back! Jericho runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives but Ospreay prepares the arm! Ospreay aims, but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Jericho runs, to steal an OSCUTTER!? Not the best landing, either, but fans are thunderous as both men are down! Jericho crawls to the cover, ONE?!?! Ospreay is fired up again and he shakes the ropes! Jericho and Ospreay start throwing hands and Wembley is on Ospreay’s side! Ospreay eggs Jericho on and Jericho fires more shots! But then Ospreay ROCKS Jericho back!

Ospreay SUPERKICKS, then reels Jericho in! Underhooks, but Jericho slips free and grabs at the ref! LOW BLOW where the ref can’t see! Callis protests, but Jericho hits JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, TWO!?! Fans are thunderous and le Sex Gods are shocked that Ospreay survives! Callis and the fans rally as Jericho throws down hands! Jericho gets the legs, turns Ospreay, but Ospreay fights it to a victory roll! TWO, and Jericho stands up, but Ospreay floats through! POWERBOMB!! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Ospreay gets moving, but Jericho ducks the Hidden Blade! Ospreay ducks a Judas Effect, to HIDDEN BLADE!!

Ospreay drags Jericho up, underhooks, STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Jericho shocks everyone! But Ospreay takes the elbow pad off!! He aims at Jericho from the corner, Jericho slowly rises, and Jericho dares Ospreay to do it! HIDDEN BLADE!!! And then another STORMBREAKER!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

Wembley Stadium is electric! Their Commonwealth Kingpin, their IWGP United Kingdom Champion, just added Jericho to the list of icons he’s defeated this Summer! Is nothing going to stop Will Ospreay from being the best of the best of all time? As for Sammy, he helps Jericho pick himself up. Fans do applaud their respect to the Ocho, but Jericho doesn’t wanna hear it? He takes a moment, Sammy asks what’s the matter. Jericho leaves, unable to appreciate the one friend on his side. Is Jericho’s own future that uncertain?

 

Nigel McGuinness is in the ring!

“London, England! What a moment! What a night! Because tonight, we oughta thank you 81,035 fans! Tonight, we make a new worldwide record for pro-wrestling attendance!” The fans cheer the history here tonight, will we see more and more history still to be made?

 

AEW World Trios Championships Open House Rules: The House of Black VS “Badass” Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed!

Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews deal in paradoxes and contradictions. They beat Daddy Ass and tell him his better days are behind him, and yet desecrate his legacy with a mock funeral and a brutal assault on his “sons.” But now, they’ve resurrected a side of Billy even he thought was gone. Will the return of the Badass be just what Max Caster & Anthony Bowens need to take those titles? Or will the House simply bury them all together now?

As the House makes their entrance, Buddy leaves a lantern on stage as a memorial to the late, great Bray Wyatt. But of course Platinum Max has a track on deck! “Acclaimed on the mic, there’s nothing that we can’t do! These guys are a bigger disgrace than Prince Andrew! You’re worse than Meghan Markle! You’re such big wankers, you broke your metacarpals! And Bowens didn’t believe me, but look! It’s Harry, Hermione ‘n’ Ron Weasley! Hey yo, we’re killin’ the game! Cuz in Wembley, everybody loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “OOOH LONDOOON~! The Acclaimed have arrived!” No more scissoring, this is serious!

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and All In is about to go all or nothing!

For this Open House Rules match, “Dealer’s Choice” means The Acclaimed want NO HOLDS BARRED! Fans fire up and the bell rings! Now it’s a brawl! Billy has Brody, Buddy TOSSES Bowens while Caster throws hands with Malakai! Brody sends Billy out, the brawl continues on the outside and Billy knees low. Malakai shoves Caster, Caster elbows back! Caster kicks but Malakai KICKS! Malakai goes up and up and MOONSAULTS Caster down at the ramp! That was a bit double-edged for Malakai, but Bowens gets in the ring with Buddy. Buddy BOOTS Bowens away but Bowens comes back. Buddy puts Bowens on the apron!

Bowens ROCKS Buddy, mule kicks Malakai, then HOTSHOTS Buddy and gets behind Malakai in one motion! Electric Chair SLAM off the apron! Buddy FLIES to take out the Acclaimed! Fans fire up as Billy gets in the ring! Billy builds speed!? But Malakai & Buddy stand in his way. Julia, too! Brody storms up behind Billy and fans hoot it up! Bowens & Caster YANK Buddy & Malakai off the apron, but Brody still ROCKS Billy! Brody runs, dodges Billy, and he DIVES to take out Buddy and The Acclaimed! But Billy builds speed again! Except Julia gets back on the apron! She wags her finger at Billy.

Julia steps into the ring, Bowens sends Brody into the apron, but Julia SLAPS Billy! Billy says “SUCK IT!” And he trips her?! Bowens & Caster get in, they set Julia for a SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~! The Lady of the House gets what she gets, but Brody LARIATS Billy! And LARIATS Caster! Bowens finds he’s alone against The House! Fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy!” Bowens swings, misses, and ends up getting DOUBLE KNEES! And then a HAYMAKER from Brody! Cover, but Caster breaks it! Mercedes Mone is still watching as the House mugs The Acclaimed. Malakai KICKS Bowens, Brody CHOPS him, and they both dig boots in!

Buddy CHOKES Caster on the ropes, but lets off so he and Malakai can mug Caster. Brody RAMS Billy into railing! Malakai UPPERCUTS Caster, he and Buddy keep on Bowens. Brody hoots it up as he makes Billy take a seat. Brody gets space, runs back in, but Billy dodges! The SPLASH hits railing! Billy hobbles up, and he has a chair! Malakai & Buddy double suplex but The Acclaimed block! Billy CHUCKS the chair into Brody’s face! The Acclaimed fight back but The House beat them down and toss them out! Watch out, cameraman! But now Billy steps to Buddy & Malakai! Fans fire up as off comes the shirt!

Malakai & Buddy flank Billy, he swings on Malakai first! Billy gets mugged 2v1 and they double whip. Billy breaks the clothesline to DOUBLE LARIAT! Billy DECKS Buddy, DECKS Malakai, and repeat! Billy SPLASHES Malakai in one corner, SPLASHES Buddy in another, and then he TOSSES Buddy out! Billy kicks Malakai low, reels him in and says “SUCK IT!” FAMOU- NO, Malakai dodges! But Billy avoids The End! Billy reels Malakai in, cobra clutch for THE ONE AND ONLY!! Cover, TWO!! Malakai survives but The Acclaimed returns! Bowens slashes his throat, gets Malakai up, ARRIVAL! Caster is up top but Buddy SHOVES him down!

Bowens runs in, Buddy dumps him out! Brody LARIATS Billy down! Caster SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICKS Brody down! Buddy FLYING METEORAS Caster down! Bowens kicks Buddy and fires off forearms and elbows on that neck! Bowens CLUBS Buddy down, and shouts “EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed!” But Buddy is back up! Bowens ROCKS him first! Malakai sweeps the legs and Bowens hits buckles! Buddy KNEES Bowens in the back! Brody DOUBLE CHOPS Bowens! Fans hoot with Brody and he goes to the far corner. Busted up as he is, Brody roars and runs in, the others join in, THREE HEADED HYDRA!!

Brody drags Bowens out, cover off the cannonball and double boots! Caster breaks it! Malakai TOSSES Caster out! Fans sing for Billy but the House regroups. Caster is sent into barriers! Brody has the chain! Brody wraps it around his hand and Malakai picks Bowens up. But Bowens yanks Malakai into the path, STEEL FIST to Malakai!! Caster brings Brody around to clothesline him out of the ring! Buddy returns, into a CHOP! And KOTARO KRUSHER! FAMOUSER! Billy’s in, and now he hits the FAMOUSER!! Cover, Julia drags the ref out!! Fans boo but Brody throws Bowens around! Billy can’t believe this!

Malakai hits THE END!!! Cover, TWO!??! Billy survives, this is NOT The End!! Brody and Buddy hurry in and the House drags Billy up! DANTE’S IN- NO, Billy slips free and has a SLEEPER on Brody! SUPERKICK from Caster to Buddy! ROLLING ELBOW from Bowens to Malakai! Brody breaks free, runs in, but misses! ARRIVAL!?! Caster is up top, MIC DROP!! Cover, ONE?!?!?! Brody is fuming, and fans hoot it up! But Bowens fires off the Five Tool Combo! Billy hits a FAMOUSER!! The Acclaimed reset, ARRIVAL to the MIC DROP!! TRIPLE cover, The Acclaimed win!!

Winners: The Acclaimed & “Badass” Billy Gunn, by pinfall (NEW AEW World Trios Champions)

History has been made again! But wait, the House has the belts! What’s happening here? The House steps forward, belts in hand, and the fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy~!” The Acclaimed is unsure of what to make of this, but the House personally hands the belts over! Fans cheer, and Bowens has the mic to tell Billy, ‘We told you two months ago, we were gonna bring you back to the top and put the gold you deserve around your waist! And here it is!” Bowens says one last thing! Billy came here as the Badass, but Bowens promised 81 THOUSAND people the biggest Scissor Party on Earth!

“So Wembley, throw those scissors up! Get loud! Welcome to the party! Now SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does!! A new chapter has begun for Billy Gunn, will this be the best one yet?

 

AEW World Championship: MJF VS Adam Cole!

What started with a 30-minute time limit draw in a Contender Eliminator Match turned into an unlikely pairing in the AEW World Tag Team Championship Contenders Blind Eliminator Tournament, and that turned into an unlikely and yet incredibly powerful friendship that has taken AEW by storm! They didn’t win the AEW World Tag Team titles, but they’ve stuck together and are now the NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions! But there are still many questions about this bromance of alpha males. Numero uno is, will these brochachos still be friends after fighting over the top title? Or will the temptation of becoming legendary be too much for either man to resist?

Cole’s entrance is fairly standard, but for MJF, the lights go out. Fire puffs from the stage, and the Devil of AEW arrives on his throne, his worshippers bowing down. MJF rises, takes off the mask, and has a huge smirk on his face. MJF brings both belts as he joins Cole in the ring. The introductions are made, the Triple B is raised, and only one man leaves Wembley Stadium a dual champion!

The bell rings, and fans are thunderous already! MJF and Cole soak in the moment here, and MJF grins that there are fans chanting for him. Cole and MJF circle, approach, and they seem to assure each other, this is about proving who is the best, friendships aside. So they both go out, they get something from under the ring, and they put on the matching Better Than You Baybay shirts! Fans cheer this literal sign of their friendship! The two circle, tie up, and MJF headlocks. Cole powers out, MJF runs him over, and things keep moving. MJF rolls over, drops down, and hurdles, but then Cole leaps over!

Cole headlocks for a takeover, MJF headscissors, Cole kips out! Roles reverse as MJF headlocks for the takeover, Cole headscissors and MJF kips free! Fans cheer the standoff after this opening exchange! MJF and Cole reset, fans chant “Let’s Go, Friendship!” MJF offers a handshake, Cole accepts it, and fans cheer again! The two circle, tie up, and MJF headlocks. Cole powers out, MJF ducks ‘n’ dodges but then struts over the dropdown. MJF gives some Rick Rude hip swivels, but Cole speeds things up again! MJF drops down, hurdles again, but holds up when Cole shows superkick! Cole smirks and MJF smirks back. “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!”

MJF says okay, and he offers another handshake. “SPORTS-MAN-SHIP! SPORTS-MAN-SHIP!” Fans echo the chant, Cole takes it, then MJF pokes Cole in the eyes! MJF said before he was still a scumbag, but he’s OUR scumbag! And fans chant that! “He’s Our Scumbag!” MJF offers a handshake as apology, Cole takes it, and then he ROCKS MJF with a right! MJF says okay, but Cole rallies with lariats and a BOOT! Cole gets MJF up in a waistlock, MJF switches but Cole breaks the grip to PELE! Cole fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Cole gets in the ref’s face but it was fair. MJF goes to ropes and Cole drags him up.

Cole whips MJF into a corner, goes corner to corner but MJF dodges! MJF runs back in, but Cole uses the ref as a shield! A very Old MJF move, and MJF is upset Cole is even doing it. But then Cole YANKS MJF into buckles! Cole stomps a mudhole into MJF then digs his boots in! The ref counts, Cole lets off at 4, and Cole clamps on a chinlock. Fans rally, MJF fights up, and MJF throws body shots. MJF runs but Cole throws him down by his hair! The ref reprimands but Cole soaks up the cheers and jeers. Cole storms up on MJF and clamps on a facelock to grind MJF down. MJF endures, fights up, and MJF has the wrists!

MJF powers up, stomps Cole’s foot, and swings, but Cole dodges to throw him by hair again! The ref reprimands, fans boo, but Cole soaks up the heat. But MJF kips up! And he throws Cole down by his hair now! The ref reprimands MJF now and then Cole bails out! MJF tried it earlier tonight, he goes for it now! Or not. MJF isn’t confident in going airborne. So Cole gets in to SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Cole is upset with the ref, but Cole slaps MJF around! Cole says he had MJF beat way back when! They may be friends now, but Cole is still better! Cole then drags MJF up, rips the shirt off and throws it away!

Fans boo and MJF can’t believe it. MJF is mad now, but Cole throws forearms! MJF just gets angrier, and fans chant “YOU EFFED UP!” at Cole. MJF eggs Cole on, so Cole rakes the eyes! Fans boo more, the ref reprimands, and Cole tunes up the band! Fans boo more, Cole ain’t no HBK! But MJF blocks the kick! And LARIATS Cole down! And ELBOWS him! And scoops to SLAM! And then dribbles Cole off the buckles! Fans count all the way to TEN, then MJF climbs up to rain down fists! MJF goes to nine, winds up, and shrugs, to BITE Cole!! Now we’re getting dirty! MJF whips Cole corner to corner and WRINGS the arm!

Cole writhes and bails out while MJF gets the fans all fired up! MJF sees Cole outside again, and he figured he should at least try. Fans chant for it, MJF builds speed, and MJF DIVES! Direct hit and he even lands on his feet!! Fans are thunderous as MJF is shocked by his own tope! The ring count climbs, MJF hurries to get Cole up and puts him in the ring. Cover, TWO! MJF is annoyed but he storms up on Cole in a corner. Fans rally, MJF whips corner to corner, but Cole reverses. Cole runs in but into an elbow! MJF goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Cole’s arm! MJF sunset flips, TWO, and Cole sits on it! TWO, MJF has it, TWO!

Cole has it again, TWO! MJF has it, TWO! Cole! ONE! MJF! ONE! Cole! ONE! MJF! ONE! Cole slips free, jackknife bridges, TWO as MJF bridges up! MJF gets Cole up, Cole slips free of the bomb and kicks low! BOOT! But MJF dodges the lariat, catches the rana, POWER BREAKER!! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives and both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! The standing count starts, MJF sits up at 3 of 10, and he crawls to a corner. MJF stands at 5, and goes up the corner! MJF leaps to steal PANAMA- NO, Cole SUPERKICKS him outta the air! MJF flops to the apron and Cole drags him up through the ropes! To steal HEATSEEKER!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!

Cole can’t believe it but MJF survives by a literal foot! Cole drags MJF up, tosses him out of the ring and then pursues. Cole drags MJF up to RAM him into steel steps! Cole stands over MJF, drags him up again, and brings him to the top of the steps! Fans rally for MJF but Cole suplexes! To SLAM MJF on the steps!! MJF might’ve even hit the edge! The ref reprimands Cole and even Cole seems shocked by what he just did to MJF. Cole goes into the ring as told by the ref, and the ref has him stay way back. The ring count starts, Cole is concerned as MJF is still down at 5 of 10. MJF isn’t even really stirring yet!

The fans rally as hard as they can for MJF, we’re at 7 of 10! Cole paces, we’re at 9! But MJF springs to life to get in at 9.9999!!! Cole is torn again, but mostly relieved MJF keeps this match alive. Cole drags MJF over to a drop zone, then hops up a corner. MJF rises, Cole says night night, Max. But MJF FLOPS out of the ring! Cole sighs, goes out after MJF, and drags MJF up, but MJF TRIPS Cole! Cole hits off the apron, and MJF pulls the hood off the commentary table! Taz, Excalibur & Nigel move aside as MJF clears it all off. MJF drags Cole over, gets up on the desk, and he talks to himself, “You have to do this. It’s for the title, Max, you have to do it.”

MJF gut wrenches Cole! Fans freak out and Cole flails, but MJF sets him down! MJF couldn’t hurt his friend back like Cole did him! MJF is almost in tears as he paces around but Nigel says MJF is foolish for not doing this! Taz agrees! But then Cole SMACKS MJF off the desk! Now Cole hauls MJF up, scoops him, and TOMBSTONE to the desk!!! The desk doesn’t give way, because it has a steel support in it! Way to tell us that now! Cole clutches his knee, MJF isn’t stirring! Fans tell Cole off, but he drags MJF up and into the ring! Cover, TWO?!?!?! MJF survives and no one can believe it, least of all Cole!

Cole seethes, he drags MJF up but the bad leg gives up! So Cole just throws a forearm on MJF! MJF throws one back! They brawl on their knees and the fans are strongly behind MJF now! Both men stand, MJF throws another forearm! Cole hits back, throws a flurry, and just speeds up! MJF wobbles, but he kicks! Cole blocks, MJF pokes him in the eye! MJF roars and runs, but into a BOOT! MJF comes back with a ROLLING ELBOW! Cole comes back with a DESTROYER! MJF SUPERKICKS before he falls over!!! Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!”

A standing count starts against, Cole stirs at 2 of 10 and “This is Awesome!” MJF stirs but Cole goes to ropes. MJF sits up on the opposite end, but neither has stood up. We’re at 6 of 10, Cole and MJF drag themselves up and they stand at 7! Fans fire up again and the two shout at each other, “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” They both run, they both dodge, and then yes, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES connect! Both men are down, but it’s a DOUBLE COVER?!? DOUBLE THREE?!?!? A DRAW?!?!

Double Pinfall Draw (MJF retains the title)

Fans boo but what can anyone do? These two both pinned each other! Justin Roberts isn’t even sure how to announce it but he explains, this was a double pinfall. Fans call BS and Cole gets pissed! Cole grabs as mic to shout, “No freakin’ way! No way! MAX! Five! More! Minutes!” The same request that started this whole saga, and the fans want to see it! MJF denied Cole the first time, when he was an enemy. But what will he say now that they’re friends? MJF takes the mic to say, “No.” Wait, he said NO!? But then MJF says, “Five minutes isn’t enough, Adam.” Fans cheer as MJF says they go until there’s a definitive winner in EFFIN’ WEMBLEY!!

Fans are electric, the bell rings again, and then Cole rolls MJF up!! Cover, with tights! But MJF uses that to tip things in his favor! TWO and now Cole has the O’Conner back! TWO and Cole SUPER- NO, MJF blocks the kick, but Cole pokes eyes! Cole runs, MJF drops down, grazing blow and then Cole knocks the ref over!! Fans can’t believe it but all three men are down! MJF sits up, and he has a Cheshire Cat grin! MJF hurries outside, he grabs a chair, and he hurries back in! MJF is still a scumbag, remember? But he throws it to Cole? But Cole anticipates his Latino Heat move and throws it right back! This confuses the MJF.

MJF throws the chair back, Cole again throws it back, and we have hot potato with a chair. They go faster and faster and faster! Then MJF steps to Cole, and Cole drops! MJF panics, he knows how this looks! MJF shrugs, and puts the chair around his head, to then lie down! Cole realizes how this looks! Fans fire up and the ref is stirring! Cole can’t even, and the ref sees the chair and MJF! Cole explains the antics but the ref doesn’t believe him! MJF rolls Cole up! TWO!!! SUPERKICK from MJF!! MJF hurries to get Cole in the ropes, HEATSEEKER!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cole survives and he shocks MJF!

Fans are thunderous again as Cole flops to the apron. Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but MJF said himself this has to end somehow! MJF gets the fans fired up as he goes to the apron with Cole! Cole fights the waistlock, MJF’s own neck hurts, so Cole CLUBS him! Cole grabs MJF’s arms, APRON STRAITJACKET GERMAN!!! MJF flops to the floor and fans boo, but the ref starts the ring count. We’re at 5 of 10, but Cole takes aim! PANAMA SUNRISE to the floor!!! MJF flops back again and Cole hurries to drag him up. Cole has to deal with dead weight, though! Cole still gets MJF in at 8 of 10, covers, TWO!!!!

Cole is furious again! He can’t understand how MJF survives! Cole aims from a corner as the standing count climbs. The ref checks MJF, he seems in it enough to continue, so Cole drags him back to a drop zone. Cole hops up, aims, but MJF yanks the ref in the way! PANAMA SUNRISE to the ref!!! Cole is stunned again!! And then MJF brings out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! MJF may love Triple B but the precious returns! Cole is furious with the ref, and MJF aims with the ring! But then MJF is conflicted again. MJF wanted to do this on Collision a month ago, but just like then, he decides not to!

Wait! RODDY STRONG!? Cole’s other friend is here, and he LOW BLOWS MJF!! Even COLE missed that!! Strong shouts for Cole to finish this but Cole asks what Strong is doing here! But then Cole doesn’t care anymore when he sees MJF is vulnerable! Cole hurries up the corner, takes aim again, PANAMA SUNRISE!!!! But the ref is still down! Cole brings down the kneepad, for THE BOOM!!!! Cover, Cole shouts for the ref, but the ref is out! Fans count, Cole would be champ three times over at least! The ref revives, crawls over, counts the cover, but so slowly!! REALLY LONG TWO!!! And no one can believe it!!!

Cole is beside himself! Almost ready to laugh, it is so unbelievable! But Roddy throws Triple B to Cole and tells him to DO IT! Strong is Cole’s best friend, so just do it! Fans boo, but Cole is tempted. Cole takes off the Better Than You Baybay shirt, picks up the belt, and he takes aim! MJF sits up, he’s defenseless, but now Cole is conflicted! He THROWS the belt away! Fans love Cole for it, and Strong storms off in anger! Cole brings MJF up, but MJF cradles!! The ref counts, MJF WINS!!!

Winner: MJF, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

The fans cheer, and Cole is stunned. He did the right thing, both in not using the belt and sticking by his friendship with MJF, and he still lost. MJF isn’t sure what happened other than he won, but he can see Cole is emotional after this. MJF crawls over to his friend, and just as Cole encouraged MJF after their loss to FTR, MJF encourages Cole. “It could’ve gone either way. It could’ve gone either way! These people still love you!” MJF gets the fans to cheer and MJF says he just got lucky. Fans chant for “Both These Guys! Both These Guys!” MJF says hold on, watch! MJF brings in the ROH World Tag Team Championships! But Cole throws them away!?

MJF is confused again. Oh, okay. Cole never give a damn about MJF, he just cared about Triple B! Cole’s a fake ass POS! ADMIT IT! Was this all for this belt? Fine, TAKE IT! MJF chucks Triple B at Cole! MJF even says that as a matter of fact, just get it over with! MJF wants Cole to hit him after all. Turnabout from that Collision a month ago, but then Roddy returns to add on! MJF wants it, Roddy wants it, they both think Cole wants it deep down, so just do it! The fans are the only ones saying no, who does Cole listen to? Cole AGAIN throws the belt down! Roddy and MJF are both shocked, and the fans cheer!

Roddy shouts “ADAAAAM~!” Fans want MJF & Cole to “HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!” MJF and Cole look to each other, and they HUG!! Friendship prevails! At least, this one does. Roddy is again beside himself, but The Kingdom appears to keep him back. Cole raises MJF’s hand in victory and the confetti flies! As does pyro! Is there nothing that can stop the best brochachos of AEW? Will AEW never stop making history for pro-wrestling around the world? Will you be along for the ride? Because in 2024, All In will be BACK in London again!!


My Thoughts:

An awesome show from top to bottom here. But I would like to say to start, AEW needs to NOT have All In and All Out just a week apart. AEW builds are always rough, but having an All In build overlapping with an All Out build makes it awkward. Give All Out room to breathe. That said, there wasn’t really a weak match on the card, as is also an AEW standard. MJF & Cole bookending the night was great stuff, but in the moment, it was actually a little disappointing that they won against Aussie Open cleanly.

Yes, All In still had Roderick Strong antics for the main event, but this just stings for Aussie Open specifically. They’re such a good tag team, and are only title-less now cuz of Davis’ injury costing them the NJPW belts, when he wasn’t even out as long as it sounded. But maybe now Aussie Open returns to NJPW and gets a set of belts again. As for said main event, it was amazing on all the story beats they referenced and turned on their heads. Cole started showing his Heel side and MJF was a great Eddie Guerrero style Face. What a creative sequence with that chair! And the draw fake-out was clever.

Roddy’s antics costing Cole the belt but not his friendship was a surprising move, too, but a great one. You can bet The Kingdom challenge for the ROH Tag titles at All Out and that is when Cole must choose a side. Cole could easily throw the match against The Kingdom and let them have the tag belts because he will want one more title match with MJF. The double turn will have been completed, and wherever MJF VS Cole Round 3 happens, that place is gonna explode over this title match.

Good stuff in the two hour Zero Hour, too, such as Hobbs and Miro with an impromptu contract signing segment, and an improvised alternate version to the planned Big Show & Hardys VS Triple J match they couldn’t do cuz, well, Jeff Hardy’s past issues… Wight, Ogogo & Grado bringing the fight to Triple J was great stuff, I really do hope AEW can swing something to have this play out for AEW TV or even All Out. And of course, sprinkled throughout the night, great tributes to Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt. Buddy placing the lantern down was probably the best one, as he and Malakai were both in the WWE at the same time as Bray.

Great FTW Championship match, especially with including the limousine. Hook winning was of course the move, he and Jack are now 1-1 and can have a tiebreaker at All Out or something. Punk VS Joe opening the main show was a slightly surprising move but they had a great opener. Punk winning though he got bloodied and bullied was a pretty good booking of the match, and Joe has his ROH World TV Championship to focus on anyway. And whatever you’re hearing about #BrawlIn of Punk and Perry getting at it, take it with a grain of salt, as Perry made sure to bring up some “real glass spot” issue the two supposedly had. Maybe Punk was again a hothead but maybe this is a work, given how their matches were back to back.

Speaking of matches back to back, The Elite were all in the same block of time when you look at the card. Awesome Six Man from Kenny, Kota & Hangman VS Konosuke & Bullet Club Gold, and great way for the Heels to win without really hurting the Faces’ power rankings. Konosuke pinning Omega there, we gotta be getting their 1v1 match at All Out with Callis getting more involved than he did here. The Young Bucks VS FTR was awesome, too, they also had great references to past spots, but I am genuinely surprised FTR won. I guess Cash’s legal issues aren’t bad enough to warrant a title loss. The Bucks may not be Heels but they sure aren’t going to be friends with FTR.

Stadium Stampede, for its changes, still ended up a lot of fun, though I don’t think they’ll ever capture the magic of the Pandemic Era Stadium Stampede, or the original Anarchy in the Arena, which is really the same match. Penta transforming into Oscuro was a rather interesting choice, and presentation of it wasn’t the best. But in the end, the Faces winning was the right move, so that this loss will really get under the skin of the BCC. Cassidy going on to defend his International Championship on Dynamite, like, he has to be losing it now, right? He is in the worst shape of anyone on the active roster! And if it’s anyone, it should be Moxley, they hinted at that even in this match.

Great Women’s Fatal 4 Way for the title, and as I figured, it was so clear Saraya was winning tonight. She had win entrance bringing the family to ringside with her, and Queen as her theme and the hometown crowd behind her. But I also like that they had this be the moment The Outcasts fell apart. Storm is definitely the one being kicked out. She punched Saraya’s mom, she wanted to pin Saraya to win, and then she punches Soho! Saraya and Soho can just go for being a Two Woman Power Trip if you will, Saraya as world champ and Soho as TBS champ. We just need Tony Khan to know what he’s doing with scheduling his women’s division.

The Tag Team Coffin match was so good, that casket went through a lot tonight. And I am actually very pleased to see there was NOT a Nick Wayne betrayal, he stuck by his friend in Darby. Though, Luchasaurus kidnapping him, that could change things… He could be brainwashed by Christian Cage and then he betrays Darby at All Out to help Luchasaurus retain! And while it doesn’t really make sense in the story they were giving us, I do appreciate that Jericho was playing Heel to Ospreay in their match since England was NOT gonna boo Ospreay. Ospreay getting the win here is great, and Jericho’s bad mood and pushing Sammy away quite literally makes for a new wrinkle in this story.

Great Trios Championship match with it becoming No Holds Barred by Open House Rules. As I figured, we have new champs with Acclaimed & Billy winning. Nice detail of House of Black handing the belts over personally, as a slight showing of respect. Maybe the House moves on to where Malakai wants a singles title and the others go for tag titles against FTR or something. And now Acclaimed & Billy are free to face all sorts of Trios out there for some fun and fresh feuds. Just not Triple J or QTV, we already had those teams and Acclaimed go a round. Give us Dark Order adding their new people, or let The Embassy drop the ROH Six Man belts so they can move up to AEW full time.

My Score: 9.2/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (5/13/26)

MJF makes a decision!

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Will the Scumbag go Double or Nothing?

Darby Allin told MJF to choose: A Title VS Hair match, or no title match EVER! Will MJF be vain or greedy as we head for Double or Nothing?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway; Cassidy, Cope, Christian & The Bucks win.
  • “Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Westbrook; Bailey wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight VS Brian Cage; Knight wins and retains the title.
  • Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin; Ospreay wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness; Shida & The Birds win, by disqualification.
  • AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita; Darby wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

MJF arrives backstage.

Renee Paquette is there to bring up tonight’s main event is Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW World Championship. If Darby Allin wins, MJF will then have to sign a contract for Title VS Hair at Double or Nothing. Darby has made it clear that if MJF doesn’t sign said contract, Darby will never allow MJF to face him for the title again. We all know how important the title is for MJF, but is MJF willing to put his hair on the line for it? MJF just chuckles and moves on, but he notices the very bald Rick Knox, Bryce Remsburg, and the head of security, David Aponte. And then various bald members of the production staff…

And then even Christopher Daniels & Sonjay Dutt are there! Daniels and Sonjay chuckle before moving on, and then MJF sees John Silver flexing. Brandon Cutler, some arena staff, and even Tommaso Ciampa, all bald. Then last but certainly not least, Ricochet! He tells MJF that don’t worry, he’ll look great. Just not as good as Ricochet. AHA~! MJF storms off, will he have no choice but to choose between gold belt and chrome dome?

 

10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway!

While we know the AEW World Tag Team Championship match will be a conglomeration of I Quit Match and New York Street Fight, THE Conglomeration will be waiting on the other side for their own tag title match. And let’s not forget that Matt & Nick Jackson want their own shot at those titles again. With that, can Freshly Squeezed work together with C&C and The Bucks? Or will the Psycho Killer, the Dogs, and the Top Guys all stand tall on the road to Double or Nothing?

The teams sort out and the teams just brawl it out! The fans cheer as The Bucks have The Dogs, Cope is after Ciampa, Christian is after Cash, and Dax brawls with Cassidy! Dax bumps Cassidy off buckles but Cassidy ducks the haymaker to waistlock. The Bucks, Cope & Christian clear everyone else out, then take the brawl outside! Dax ROCKS Cassidy to send him out, and  the fans fire up as Matt fires hands on 100 Proof right by commentary! Ciampa whips Cope but Cope reverses, sending Ciampa into barriers! Cash sends Christian into railing, then CLOBBERS Cassidy! Nick fires hands on Finlay, Cassidy sends Cash into railing!

Cassidy and Dax meet in the ring, Dax ROCKS and CHOPS Cassidy, but Nick sends Finlay into railing! Dax DECKS Cassidy, throws hands on Cope, but Cope fires back! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands! Cope DECKS Dax, and wait, Christian and Cash are brawling in the crowd! Same for Matt and Connors! Finlay CLAWS Nick’s face, Cassidy ROCKS Dax, and Cassidy whips. Dax reverses, Cassidy goes up and out to then SMACK Dax off buckles! Cassidy goes up, Ciampa BOOTS Nick, and Dax trips Cassidy. Dax CHOPS Cassidy, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans boo but Dax stands Cassidy up, SUPER DUPER PLEX!

Dax then rolls through to suplex again, but Cassidy STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRES! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, and DDTS! Cassidy kips up, the fans fire up, but Finlay sends Nick into steel steps! #BigStoke grabs Cassidy’s foot, Cash CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax puts Cassidy in the corner to tag Ciampa. FTR and the Psycho Killer mug Cassidy! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Ciampa stands Cassidy up. Cassidy blocks the chop! And he blocks another chop! The fans cheer but Ciampa kicks low and CHOPS again! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up that heat. Ciampa drags Cassidy by a leg, turns him over, but Cassidy fights around!

Cassidy kicks and kicks but Ciampa drags him back! Cassidy turns to BOOT Ciampa away! Dax tags in and he CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax flips them off. Dax whips Cassidy, runs up, but Cassidy dodges! Dax POSTS himself! Both men are down, hot tags to Cash and Nick! Nick rallies on FTR with haymakers, BLASTS Ciampa, but Cash kicks low! FTR whips, DOUBLE HIP- NO, Nick lands out, MEETING OF TEH MINDS! Then DOUBLE WHEEL KICK! The fans fire up as Nick then DROPKICKS Dax out! The Dogs run up, but Nick knuckle locks and CHOPS Finlay! Then Nick jumps over Connors, SUPERKICKS, and he goes for the corner!

Nick goes up, up, and “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBO! The fans are thunderous and Nick tags Matt. Nick whips Finlay, Finlay reverses, but Nick goes up and over. Matt SUPERKICKS Finlay! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Connors, adds a GAMANGIRI, then The Bucks DOUBLE BULLDOG with the high-five! The fans fire up again as Matt winds up. Matt WRECKS FTR with a dropkick, then holds the way open, Nick FLIES onto FTR & Ciampa! But Connors back suplexes! Matt lands out, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through, NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express is getting going, and Finlay joins the ride! DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS!

The fans are electric and it’s not just the volt green! Time for a SUPERKICK PARTAY~! Wait, Stokely grabs a foot each! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Stoke can’t even trip The Bucks up. The Bucks drag Stoke in! Stoke pleads for mercy, but FTR runs up! The Bucks dodge, mule kick, then SUPERKICK for Dax! SUPERKICK for Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on The Dogs! Then FTR is sent into The Dogs before DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Ciampa runs up to waistlock but Nick switches. Ciampa BOOTS Matt away, ELBOWS Nick, but Matt dodges, PSYCHO KNEE into Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Ciampa!

The fans fire up again, and The Bucks see C&C. They point to Christian, and the fans cheer! Christian steps in, the ref reprimands but Cope argues with the ref. This distraction lets Christian LOW BLOW Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Cash! Christian covers, TWO! Cash survives, the fans boo, but Christian rains down fists while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Christian puts Cash in the corner to CHPO, CHOP, and then rain down fists! Christian goes past TEN, maybe to fifteen, then stops. Cash sputters, Stoke talks trash, but Christian grabs Stoke! Cash CLUBS Christian, Ciampa HOTSHOTS the bad arm, and Ciampa hurries to tag in. Ciampa drags Christian around, SLAMS the bad arm off the mat, then SLAMS the arm again! Ciampa POSTS Christian, and Christian falls to the apron. The ref keeps his eyes on the rest of the team so they stay back. Ciampa goes out, and he SWINGS the bad arm into the post! Christian scrambles away, clutching the arm, but Ciampa taunts Cope with a wave.

Ciampa tags Connors, Connors tags Finlay, and The Dogs stomp away on Christian. Finlay clamps onto the bad hand, bends the fingers, then JAMS them into the mat! The ref reprimands but Finlay anchors Christian while he tags in Dax. Dax CHOPS Christian, DECKS him, then taunts Cope and The Bucks. The Bucks rally the fans, Cope coaches Christian up, but Dax brings Christian around. Christian blocks a shot to hit back, but then Dax kicks low! Dynamite returns to single picture as Dax UPPERCUTS Christian back to the corner. Stoke is on commentary suddenly to say Christian tried to steal Stoke’s watch, aka the watch Stoke stole from Christian.

But Christian fires back on Dax and the whole corner! Then he and Dax DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Christian crawls, but we can see Cash and The Dogs sneaking over! They and Ciampa YANK down Cope, Cassidy and The Bucks! The fans boo but Dax drags Christian back to center. Dax kicks and scuffs Christian, then talks trash. But Christian slips around to chicken wing the arms! Dax shoves Christian away, but Christian turns around, NOGGIN KNOCKER! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Cope snarls as he rises up, hot tags to Cope and Connors!

The fans fire up as The Rated R Superstar rallies on everyone! LARIAT for Cash! ELBOW for Dax! Cope TOSSES Finlay out onto Ciampa and Cash! BOOT for Connors! The fans fire up again and Cope goes to a corner. Cope is feeling it, and he aims at Connors. But then Finlay grabs a leg! The fans boo, but Nick SUPERKICKS Finlay! Connors runs up, Nick RAMS him low! Then slingshot FACEBUSTER! And cartwheel ASAI MOONSAULT! COPE-O-SETIC for Connors, TWO! The fans rally as Cope keeps focus on Connors. Cope drags Connors up, whips him to the corner, then Nick runs up! Connors puts Nick out, then he puts Matt out!

But Christian is back, and he coordinates with The Bucks, LARIAT DOUBLE ENZIGIRI on Connors! Then Cassidy somersaults for a “powerful” back elbow! Finlay runs up, Cassidy kicks the legs out! Finlay hits buckles but Ciampa runs up! Christian sends him into Cash, then dragon sleepers Ciampa. Christian sees Dax run up, kicks him low, and gets him in the same hold, DOUBLE REVERSE DDTS! The fans fire up as FTR, Ciampa and Finlay are all in drop zones! “This is Awesome!” as Cassidy, Christian and The Bucks climb the corners. Connors runs up on Cope, but Cope snatches him into a facelock!

Cope acts as air traffic control as he coordinates everyone, QUADRUPLE MACHO ELBOWS before an IMPALER!! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives and the fans can’t believe it! Ciampa and Finlay get up, The Bucks BLAST them, then DIVE! Down they go at ramp side, then Christian and Cassidy bump into each other. The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this the opener! Cassidy puts his hands up, but Christian stops him. Christian shakes his head, but then Cassidy makes Christian put his hands in his pockets! The fans fire up as Christian just THROWS Cassidy out onto FTR! Christian then goes up, up, and SUPER CROSSBODIES The Dogs!

Cope calls out a shot, runs, but into a SHATTER MACHINE!! FTR snatches Cope outta nowhere, Connors makes the cover, but Cassidy breaks it! The fans fire up as now FTR has Cassidy surrounded. But Cassidy “unleashes” his kicks! The fans go nuts with every shot, but FTR shoves Cassidy! SHATTER- DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on Cash! Cassidy fights free of Dax, but Dax blocks Nick’s Superkick! Dax sends it into Matt! Nick SUPERKICKS through after all! Finlay clinches, IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Nick! Matt feints the kick to DDT! But then Ciampa KNEES Matt down! Christian chicken wings Ciampa, turns him around, KILLSWITCH!

Connors JEEP FLIPS Christian! Connors then stalks Cope while the fans boo. Connors lines up a shot, Cope rises to his feet, Connors runs in! But Cope jumps over Connors’ spear, sending it into Dax! The fans fire up, Stoke freaks out, and The Bucks join Cope in the ring. They TRIPLE SUPERKICK Connors! Cassidy is in, ORANGE PUNCH! SPEAR from Cope!! Cover, C&C Conglomeration Bucks win!

Winners: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Another star-studded 10 Man Tag, and it was a huge win for all the hungry contenders. Christian doesn’t wanna celebrate, but he does signal that he and Cope will be champions. Will putting their tag team legacy on the line be enough to take the gold? Or will Double or Nothing be the last night that team reeks of awesomeness?

 

Will Ospreay continues to train with The Death Riders.

They’re outside this time, Claudio Castagnoli playing some wall ball with Marina Shafir and Pac. Daniel Garcia says, “Tonight is the night that we’ve all been waiting for: The Aerial Assassin, Will Ospreay, is cleared and back on Dynamite. And rumor has it, the kid’s been working real hard and he’s got some new tricks up his sleeves. So Young Boy Billy, tonight you gotta show me something, c’mon.” Garcia gets a quick turn in on wall ball while cameras move over. Ospreay is maintaining a neck bridge while Jon Moxley uses Wheeler Yuta as a living dummy to show just how to push and pull and bend and twist on the various chinlocks and headlocks.

Use the right arm to push against the head, then snake in the left arm for the sleeper. Pry and shoot. Moxley asks how Ospreay feels. Ospreay lets off the bridge and says honestly, the best he’s felt in forever. Moxley asks if Ospreay remembers the night he won the Best of the Super Juniors. Yeah, 2019. AKA a lifetime ago. Ospreay was carefree, flew like a bird, for no other reason than that’s just what birds do. So simple back then, chasing that feeling, like no other feeling in the world. Can’t really grab it in your hands for more than a few seconds. The joy of doing it. Then everybody comes in and tries to make it so overcomplicated.

Years pass, life happens, a family starts, responsibilities show up, bad things happen, bad choices catch up to you, and it’s all weight on your shoulders. You feel like you can’t fly. But Moxley will tell you something: Nothing is different. Nothing has changed. All those things are still gonna be there, but you can still fly. You’re just more dangerous now. You’re a bird of prey. So tonight, when you got out there, don’t go out there to protect anything. Not your neck, your image, your reputation, or what you’ve built in your career. Go out there to give something. Moxley checks on Yuta and says dammit, if you’re gonna snap a headlock, snap the headlock!

Moxley storms off to instruct his pupil, but will Ospreay use everything he has been taught to great effect? Or will he have to fold against Ace Austin?

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“You wanna face Jericho in a match of my own design, Ricochet? A spectacle so innovative, so imaginative, it cannot be contained, it can only be witnessed. Well, be careful what you demand, because you’ve made a few enemies yourself, Ricochet. And now a match designed specifically to settle scores without any, and I mean AAANY~, limitations has gotten even bigger.” Chris Jericho & The Hurt Syndicate were just looking for two more, but “Jungle” Jack Perry said he can bring four: himself, The Young Bucks, and KENNY OMEGA! Jericho tells Ricochet that this is no longer what he designed, but it is a devil’s dance of destruction! Ricochet’s destruction!

Ricochet got what he wanted, now can he handle it? Bald. The first-ever SEVEN VS SEVEN Stadium Stampede, who will even survive?

Ricochet & The Demand respond.

They stand with Mark Davis of the Don Callis Family and Ricochet says we all know Jericho does a lot of talking out of his ass while The Demand gets things done. Just like Davis did when he defeated Jack for the AEW National Championship at Fairway to Hell. Hold it with pride, Davis, Ricochet knows you’ll do it well. Davis says he’s got this. Ricochet says Davis has joined the dream team, but he’s not the only one. Because compliments to Ricochet’s golfing buddy, Don Callis, look who else he’s sending: Andrade El Idolo! Gracias, amigo. But it doesn’t stop there, the train keeps rolling. Ricochet was just approached by two guys who have an ax to grind with the superkick sidekicks.

These two wanna fill out the last two spots, so who is Ricochet to say no to The Dogs? Finlay & Connors storm in, and Finlay says to put it simple, they will fight The Bucks in the streets, in the ring, but guess it’s fighting at Double or Nothing! If they want violence, if they want carnage, if they want chaos, who better than The Dogs?! The Dogs bark and Liona roars, but will these seven stand tall in the Big Apple?

 

“Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS BK Westbrook!

JetSpeed has a lot of momentum on their side, and as stated last week at Fairway to Hell, they’re looking to grab up all the gold they can. Will Speedball keep on rolling towards his own golden opportunity? Or will #Supastud prove his own worth?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step up. Bailey bows in respect, offers a handshake, but Westbrook goes to roll Bailey up! Bailey stays on his feet, then steps over to sit down on a cover, TWO! Westbrook ducks a Penalty Kick, avoids the moonsault, and the sweep! Bailey dodges, Westbrook tiger feints through the ropes, but Bailey handsprings up and over! The fans fire up as Bailey ducks an elbow to whip. Westbrook goes up, around, but kinda fumbles his tumble. The fans cheer and jeer him for his attempt, but Westbrook blocks the boot! Westbrook FLIPS Bailey, springboards in, but Bailey dodges! TIME ADVENTURE!

Bailey pushes Westbrook down, goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the ULTIMATE WEAPON! Cover, Bailey wins!

Winner: Mike Bailey, by pinfall

Another fast ‘n’ furious finish, and Bailey’s on a hot streak! But now, the other side of JetSpeed looks to keep it up! But just who is Kevin Knight defending the TNT Championship against? It’s… BRIAN CAGE!? The Machine finally returns to action, and he has the Don Callis Family with him! Will Cage be able to ground Knight and take this title back to the family?

AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight w/ “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who betta!

The bell rings, Cage runs up, but Knight dodges! Knight fires haymakers, Cage shoves him, but Knight dodges. Knight CHPOS, but Cage doesn’t budge! Cage makes the pecs dance, so Knight CHOPS again! The fans cheer as Cage eggs Knight on. Knight urns, leaps, but into Cage’s arms! Cage uses Knight to do curls, then THROWS knight! Knight lands out, RAMS Cage, but Cage comes back! Knight RAMS Cage again, but it’s still not enough! Knight tries a bigger SHOULDER TACKLE, but Cage stays standing! Knight runs one more time, ducks ‘n’ dodges, SATELLITE- NO, Cage stops the DDT! Cage THROWS Knight away!

Knight staggers, Cage SUPERKICKS him down! “Who betta than Cage?!” The fans fire up as Cage storms up on Knight, stands him up, and bumps him off buckles. Cage RAMS into Knight, stands him up, then RAMS again! The ref counts, Cage CHOPS, and the fans cheer. Bailey rallies the fans but Archer coaches Cage, and Cage whips Knight hard into the corner! The fans are torn as Cage hauls Knight up. Cage ROCKS Knight, CHOPS him, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Cage stops at 4, then Cage stalks Knight. Cage stands Knight up, whips him to the corner, then runs in, only for Knight to BOOT! Cage still LARIATS!

Cage hauls Knight up, whips him to ropes, but Knight grabs ropes. Knight DUMPS Cage out, then DROPKICKS him down! Cage sputters, the fans fire up, and Knight builds speed to DIVE! But he bounces off Cage! Cage then fireman’s carries, APRON F5! Knight sputters but Cage goes up the steps to soak up cheers and jeers, all while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cage refreshes the ring count, drags Knight up again, and hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Knight writhes, Cage refreshes the count again, then he whips Knight into barriers! Knight practically falls into the laps of the front row! But Cage brings Knight around to CHOP him down! Cage soaks up the cheers and jeers before he brings Knight around again. Cage SMACKS Knight off the apron, then puts him in the ring. Cage storms into the ring, drags Knight by his legs, and ties the legs up into a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Knight endures as Cage sits deep! Knight powers up, fights his way forward, and he reaches to the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Cage lets go at 4, but Cage brings Knight up. Knight CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Cage still doesn’t back down. Knight fires more shots, but Cage UPPERCUTS him down! Cage digs his boot into Knight at the corner, but he stops as the ref counts. Cage drags Knight up, puts him in a corner, and LARIATS! Cage wrenches to then SAIDO Knight away! Knight flounders to the apron, Cage soaks up more cheers and jeers, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Knight rises to fire forearms on Cage, but Cage ROCKS Knight in return! Cage slingshots Knight into a facelock, for a SPIRALING SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!

Knight survives and Cage is frustrated, but Cage decides to write Knight off. Cage drags Knight up, reels him in, and suplexes, DRILL- NO, Knight slips free to waistlock. But Cage ELBOWS Knight, whips, but Knight jumps up! SATELLITE- NO, Cage goes for ropes! Knight HOTSHOTS Cage for it! Then Knight springboards back in, MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts while the fans rally up. Cage goes to a corner but he runs up on Knight. Knight bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off shots, then fires a flurry of haymakers! But Cage grabs and TOSSES Knight to a corner!

Cage runs up, Knight dodges, and Knight runs back in. Knight ducks ‘n ‘dodges, FLAPJACK DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Cage bails out! Knight builds speed and FLIES! Cage catches him?!? The fans go nuts as Cage lifts, but Knight RANAS Cage into POST! The fans cheer as Knight hurries to get space. Knight runs, goes up the apron, and LEAPING LARIATS! Down goes Cage! The fans fire up with Knight, he puts Cage in the ring, and he hurries up the corner. Archer creeps up, but Bailey SUPERKICKS him! The fans cheer, but Cage CLUBS Knight! Cage then climbs up, and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight survives, but Archer guzels Bailey! Bailey fights free of the choke slam to mule kick Archer! Cage runs up, but Bailey springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes the Murderhawk Monster! knight springboards, Cage dodges, but Knight leaps the discus lariat! SATELLITE DDT finally lands! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Knight is beside himself! Knight hurries to run in at the corner, but Cage ELBOWS him away! Cage goes up, but into the UPPER- NO! Cage stops the rana! Cage YANKS Knight up to the top, for a SUPER- UPPER ROOM!! Knight still throws Cage, then goes up top!

Knight aims, MOTHERSHIP UFO SPLASH!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Machine was out for 14 months and yet no ring rust to be found! However, The Jet is just #2Fly2Stop! Bailey brings mics into the ring to say, “Congratulations to The Jet on a hell of a win!” Knight says much appreciated. But like he said, they’re red hot right now! And Brian Cage, welcome back! Cage took Knight to his limits, but The Jet is still standing as TNT Champion. But Knight can’t get over how last week, he couldn’t get the job done becoming #Jet2Belts. Bailey says forget last week. Knight IS a future AEW World Champion! Bailey says he knows it, and everyone here knows it! The fans cheer that!

Knight says he appreciates the support from Bailey and Ashville. Bailey is always in his corner, Knight is always in Bailey’s. And if Bailey keeps it up, he’ll be singles champion, too. Bailey says yeah, Knight got him thinking. Tonight, Darby VS Takeshita, BAILEY WANTS NEXT! Bailey says Takeshita was his greatest rival in Japan, but they’ve yet to have a singles match in AEW. And Darby, as much as Bailey wants to see MJF go bald…! Bailey is coming for Darby’s AEW World Championship! JetSpeed daps it up, will they become a 2 Fly 2 Man Power Trip?

 

AEW reveals the Men’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament Brackets!

This year’s tournaments will go through Double or Nothing, and the finals will coincide with Forbidden Door 2026 on Sunday, June 28th in San Jose, California! The winner of each tournament will then challenge for THE AEW World Championship and AEW Women’s World Championships on August 30th at All In: London! And so, for the opening round, it will be: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis; Claudio Castagnoli VS Brody King; then Double or Nothing has both Samoa Joe VS Will Ospreay, and Swerve Strickland VS Bandido!

 

“Jungle” Jack Perry speaks.

“Mark Davis… I’m sure you feel some congratulations are in order. But you’re not champion to me. You see, you’re built like an Australia grizzly bear, yet you still needed somebody to hit me in the back with a golf club for you to beat me. At Stadium Stampede, bring your friends, bring any weapon you want, and I will crack you over the skull with it. Because anything goes. But after that, it’s back to grass roots, because it is you and me, fighting for a shot at the world title at All In: London. And in the Owen Hart Tournament, I will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I’m a better wrestler than you. I am the FUTURE world champion!

“And if you don’t like that, F YOU!” Jungle Jack is sharpening his knife, but will his edge be razor sharp when it comes time to cut down Dunkzilla?

 

Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin!

We’ve seen the Aerial Assassin training with The Death Riders, he’s won gold with his old friends in The United Empire, and now he’s about to face a dangerous man at Double or Nothing. Will Ospreay be more than ready for Samoa Joe after tonight? Or will he fail to even get past The Inevitable?

The bell rings and the fans cheer Ospreay as he stares down with Ace. Ospreay offers a handshake, Ace accepts, and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. They circle, tie up, and Ospreay wrenches to wristlock. Ace rolls, handsprings, and wrenches, but Ospreay rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Ospreay hammerlocks, Ace rolls to kip up and wrench to then armlock. Ospreay endures the grind, fights around, and he arm-drags Ace down. Ace endures, fights around, and rises up. Ace shoots through to waistlock but Ospreay switches. Ospreay hits the headlock takeover, Ace headscissors, but Ospreay kips free.

The fans cheer the standoff, and the two reset. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength. The fans rally as Ace pushes Ospreay back. Ace has Ospreay down for a knuckle lock cover, ONE as Ospreay gets his arm up. Ace pushes it down, cover, ONE as Ospreay gets the other arm up. Ace tries again, ONE as Ospreay bridges! Ace jumps up, but Ospreay holds the bridge! That training truly pays off! Ace jumps, Ospreay gets him for a MONKEY FLIP! The fans fire up as Ospreay then arm-drags! Ospreay wristlocks and he bends the fingers! Ospreay isolates the arm to then STOMP it!

Ace clutches his arm as Ospreay shows his training already. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then whips Ace. Ace reverses, he blocks a boot, but not the AX KICK! Ospreay headlocks, Ace powers up and out, but Ospreay RUNS him over! Things keep moving, Ace drop toeholds to ENZIGIRI! And basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Ace facelocks Ospreay, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay ROCKS Ace, ROCKS him again, and again! Ace trips Ospreay, hooks up the legs, and he turns Ospreay over to tie the legs up! MUDA LOCK! The fans rally as Ospreay endures being bent back, and he crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK!

The fans cheer while Ace lets go. Ospreay checks his neck but he is alright to continue. Ace drags Ospreay up, reels him in, but Ospreay wrenches out to SOBAT! Ospreay whips, Ace reverses, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RAN- NO! Ace blocks to swing Ospreay up into a fireman’s carry! Ace does a squat for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ace flexes, covers, TWO! Ospreay stay sin this while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ace is frustrated already, but he stalks Ospreay to ropes. Ace kicks Ospreay around, CLUBS him down, but Ospreay fires back. Ace bumps Ospreay off buckles, kicks and ROCKS him, then snapmares. Ace KNEES Ospreay in the back, then clamps on with a chinlock. Ospreay endures, even as Ace cranks the neck, and Ospreay fires shots from below. Ace DECKS Ospreay for it! Ospreay rises up, but Ace DECKS him again! Ospreay sits up again, so Ace BOOTS him down! Ace waits on Ospreay, then BOOTS him again! Ospreay goes to a corner, Ace CHOPS him, then reels Ospreay in for a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Ospreay toughs it out but Ace drags him around.

Ace steps over, traps Ospreay in a headscissors, then grinds him down. Ospreay endures, even as Ace puts on the squeeze. Ospreay fights around, rises up, and Electric Chair Lifts Ace! Ace slips free to ROCK Ospreay in the back! Ace CLUBS Ospreay to a corner, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Ace backs off, and Ace CHOPS Ospreay! Ospreay ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay! Ace KICKS the leg, CHOPS Ospreay down, then brings Ospreay back around. Ace rains down ELBOWS on Ospreay before he clamps on another chinlock. Ospreay endures as Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally up.

Ospreay fires body shots, Ace puts him in the corner, but Ospreay BOOTS him away! Ospreay is on the apron, he springboards back in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! The fans fire up with Ospreay as he watches Ace rise up. Ospreay ducks a shot, atomic drops, then KNEES, ROUNDHOUSES, and STANDING SKY TWISTERS! Cover, TWO! Ace survives that quick string of moves, but Ospreay brings him back around. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS again! And again! But Ace blocks one to ROCK Ospreay! Ace whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK!

The fans fire up while Ace bails out! Ospreay has the fans shouting “OI! OI! OI!” as he takes aim. But Ace avoids the plancha! Ospreay blocks the kick, only for Ace to handstand out of the sweep! Ace avoids another sweep, but Ospreay avoids the kick! Ace avoids yet another sweep by going up and over the corner! Ace WRECKS Ospreay with a dropkick, then aims to PLANCHA after all! Down goes Ospreay and the fans fire up! Ace drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay puts him int he ring! Ace rewinds to headscissor, but Ospreay pops Ace up to SUPERKICK the arm out! Ospreay then climbs up, takes aim, and BLINDSIDE FOREARM!

The fans fire up as Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO! Ace survives and Ospreay is stunned! Ospreay just shakes it off, goes to the corner, and takes aim. Ace slowly rises up, but he ducks the Hidden Blade to DOUBLE STOMP! Ospreay sputters, Ace falls back, and now Ace takes aim. Ace runs corner to corner to A-LIST LARIAT! Then he LARIATS again and again! Ace hoists Ospreay up top, then slips outside to ENZIGIRI! Ospreay wobbles, Ace gets space, and Ace runs up! FLIPPING RANA! The fans fire up as Ace is ready to deal the winning hand! But then Ospreay pops Ace up, and gets him in position! STYLES- NO, Ace pops free!

Ace trips Ospreay, steps through, ties up the legs, TRAILER HITCH BRIDGE! TWO!! Ospreay escapes, but Ace KNEES, KICKS, and fireman’s carries! Ace tucks Ospreay to then swing him out, AIR RAID FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Ace is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” as Ace stalks Ospreay to a corner. Ace ROCKS Ospreay again and again, then hoists Ospreay up top. But Ospreay fires shots in return! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, goes up, but Ospreay pushes on Ace’s arm! Then he HOTSHOTS the arm as he drops down, and he tucks Ace in! CHEEKY NAN- NO, Ace dodges! Ace RAMS low, springboards in and FLYING- LIGER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Ace survives again! Ospreay roars, the fans are with him, and he ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, and repeat! They go back and forth, then Ospreay KICKS! Ace fires another forearm, Ospreay kicks, then Ace CHOPS! They go back and forth again, but Ace CHOPS and ROKCS, until Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! CHOP! Ace HEEL KICKS! Ace shakes out the bad arm, runs up, but Ospreay dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! And HOOK KICK! Then the underhooks for the STORM- NO, Ace pops free, then goes to a corner. Ospreay runs up but Ace goes sideways! Ospreay hits buckles, Ace hits the FLYING CHUCK!

The fans fire up as Ace shuffles the deck, and runs up for the0 NO, Ospreay BACKDROPS Ace, but Ace lands on his feet! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay isn’t done with just one, he aims from the corner and… Ace flops over! The fans boo but Ospreay shows no mercy. He just runs up to PENALTY KICK the bad arm! Then a FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Ace TAPS, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by submission

That might’ve been Ospreay’s first win by submission ever! He signals that his neck is no longer a problem, and he shows Ace respect for that fight. Ace accepts the handshake again, and Ospreay is moving on towards Double or Nothing with a great amount of momentum. But wait! SAMOA JOE is here! He and The Opps walk out on stage, and with mic in hand, Joe says, “Ospreay, Ospreay… OSPREAY, OSPREAY!” Joe is clearly mocking the chants for Ospreay, and the fans give genuine chanting and even singing in return. Joe says he just wanted to make sure Ospreay was listening, because these past few weeks, it seemed like Ospreay had a hard time hearing him.

Despite Ospreay’s best efforts, fate has put them on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Cup. The fans like the sound of that! Joe say she is here for one reason and one reason alone. He wants to speak about choices and consequences. Ospreay could’ve made the right choice and get a bye in this tournament, because that is what Joe would do for one of his friends. But Ospreay chose poorly. He could’ve been with the team that would do nothing but support and enhance Ospreay, but he decided to be a lapdog for Moxley and the Death Riders. The fans boo, Ospreay says he’s not a Death Rider.

Joe says Ospreay has made his choice, and come Double or Nothing, Joe makes Ospreay suffer the consequences. But Joe leaves Ospreay in peace tonight, for he has his date with destiny. But unfortunately, Joe’s friends, Katsuyori Shibata & Anthony Bowens, still feel slighted, and he doesn’t put leashes on his friends. Shibata & Bowens storm down the ramp, Ospreay ready to fight them both if he has to. But then The Death Riders appear! Ospreay may not have officially joined the club, but the Death Riders aren’t going to let their investment go to waste! The Opps say they’re #NeverLacking, but that doesn’t seem to be the case now!

Shibata & Bowens back down while Moxley, Marina, Claudio, Yuta, Garcia & Pac all step up to support Ospreay. Joe says, “Soon. Soon.” The fans cheer the Death Riders, or at least Moxley, but Bowens promises Joe is gonna kill you, Ospreay! The dream match for Double or Nothing is on, but will the training with The Death Riders make Ospreay the new King of Harts?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

If you liked last week’s THREE HOUR block of AEW, then you’ll love this next one! Portland, Maine, the last Wednesday before Double or Nothing, Dynamite & Collision are combining forces again! Three hours all on TBS and HBO Max, make sure your DVR is set accordingly!

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis & Konosuke Takeshita.

Renee is now with The Invisible Hand & The Alpha, saying tonight is a huge opportunity in the main event, Konosuke facing Darby Allin for THE AEW World Championship. Konosuke could be heading into Double or Nothing as a- Callis stops Renee there to say Konosuke will be heading into Double or Nothing as a DOUBLE champion! But then MJF steps in, apologizes for the interruption but says Renee’s doing a great job. The Scumbag tells Konosuke that while it’s been a minute since the two of them have talked, three years actually, back when MJF beat him… MJF has seen Konosuke develop into truly one of the best wrestlers in the world!

MJF believes that tonight, Konosuke beats Darby for the title, goes to DON to beat Okada, and MJF can’t think of a better match than Konosuke VS MJF Part 2 for the world title. How’s that sound? MJF offers a handshake, Konosuke shakes his hand, but in Japanese, Konosuke tells MJF that he’ll beat the crap out of him. Thankfully, MJF doesn’t know Japanese. Callis says that was a nice pep talk MJF just gave, and MJF says yes, he knows. That kid needs to win, okay? MJF can’t let Darby turn him into some disgusting, bald freak! No offense, Callis looks great. But look, there is only one foolproof way to know MJF won’t be put in that situation.

So if things get hairy… MJF hands over the Dynamite Diamond Ring! Callis smiles, and say she understands what to do with it. But then in steps Andrade. El Idolo takes off his hat to shake out his amazing head of hair, and smiles at MJF. MJF frowns and leaves. Callis says here’s the deal: Takeshita will bring the world title home to the Don Callis Family tonight! Andrade asks, “How you know?” Callis says aye dios mio, he seriously doesn’t know where Andrade learned English. Andrade says one way or another, the next time, that will be HIS title. Callis says yes, he knows, it’s all good. Callis is a man of many talents, but will his family be dripping with gold thanks to a diamond ring?

 

AEW now announces the Women’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament brackets!

Double or Nothing will see Willow Nightingale, the reigning Queen of Harts, take on Alex Windsor, while we will see Persephone VS Hazuki, Skye Blue vs Sareee, and Mina Shirakawa VS Athena! Champions from around the world are gathering for this tournament, but who will be headed to Forbidden Door, and then All In: London?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Renee Paquette is now with Orange Cassidy, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong, and Willow Nightingale. Renee commends Cassidy on his part in the 10 Man Tag victory. But it seems that there is even more business to attend to. Cassidy says yes, the team has a shot at THE AEW World Tag Team Championships. It doesn’t matter who it is, they’re getting their shot, but the thing is… They still haven’t decided on which two will be. Kyle says Cassidy & Roddy should go for the gold, but Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! Thank you.” Kyle says of course. But that’s cuz he’s got gold to chase for himself!

The same man that put Kyle on the shelf for months is the man that Kyle submitted twice, and will submit again. Jon Moxley, Continental Champion, when are we doing this? Willow says speaking of gold, she is still the TBS Champion. But she is also in the Owen Hart Cup. She won this tournament before, she’ll do it all over again, so that she can have all the gold for herself at All In: London. She knows she can, and she will! Then Conglomeration has it all in order? Cassidy says hold on, there’s something missing. They should do a Word of the Day. Why haven’t they done one in so long? Roddy shouts for “MAAARK~!” And yes, Mark Briscoe returns!

The Sussex County Chicken is all fired up, and he says the Word of the day is reunification! For Mark Briscoe is back with his boys and his girls, The Conglomeration! But he’ll put this plain and simple: Tommaso Ciampa! Next Wednesday, Briscoe’s after your ass, son! You hear him? But before that, Saturday Night Collision is in HIS hometown, Salisbury, Maryland! That’s just 4.4 miles from where Briscoe originated on this earth! They’re gonna conglomerate and it’s gonna be a a hell of a time! Are you ready!? Willow and Kyle are fired up, Briscoe goes wild, and the team heads out. Cassidy admits, that was a lot of yelling.

But while The Conglomeration is ready to go Double or Nothing, will they soon have even more gold in the collection? Or are these high and lofty a little too much even for them?

 

Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness!

With the news of both the AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way for Double or Nothing, and the Owen Hart Cup brackets, this trios match is about much more than just settling scores! Will the Shining Samurai be just as sharp as Jamie Hayter going into that title match? Or will Thekla, Skye Blue & Julia Hart continue to bring them down by any means necessary?

The trios sort out and Jamie steps up against Thekla as both a rematch from their 1v1 title match, and a preview of what’s to come in the next. They circle, but then Skye CLOBBERS Jamie! Julia steps in, but so do Shida and Windsor! The Triangle throws hands on Shida & The Birds, then triple whip. But all three reverse, a BOOT for Thekla, a DDT for Skye, and a BACKBREAKER for Julia! The fans cheer as The Triangle bails out! Shida goes out to keep after Skye while Windsor goes after Julia. Jamie gets Thekla back in the ring while Shida and Windsor have the Sisters of Sin in the corners of the barriers. The fans cheer as they all rain down fists!

Windsor, Jamie & Shida all go to nine, then wind up for TEN! The fans cheer again while Thekla sputters. Jamie snap suplexes, but Skye ROCKS Shida! Jamie stomps Thekla, Windsor SLAMS Julia off barriers, and Jamie stomps a mudhole in the corner. The ref counts, Jamie lets off, but Skye and Windsor meet while tightrope walking the barriers! Skye and Windsor trade shots, they wobble a bit, then Skye DECKS Windsor! Skye keeps from falling into the crowd, but Jamie gets her! Windsor joins in and the Birds double gorilla press, SNAKE EYES off the apron! The fans fire up, but Thekla is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY onto The Birds!

The fans fire up again and Thekla is feeling it while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Thekla stomps Windsor, CLUBS Jamie, then helps Skye. But Shida runs up, only for Thekla to ELBOW her down! The Triangle has control again, they ROCK Jamie and Shida and Windsor, then send them all to the desk. The Triangle CHOP again and again and again! Then they wind up, but feint chops to SMACK all three off the apron! The Triangle soaks up the cheers and jeers before putting Jamie back in the ring. Thekla brings Jamie up, snapmares her down, then basement SUPERKICKS! Cocky cover, TWO! Thekla drags Jamie to the corner, tags Julia, and Julia runs up to LARIAT! Then she goes side to side to ELBOW Jamie down!

Julia snapmares Jamie to a cover, TWO! Julia is annoyed but she rains down fists. The ref reprimands, Julia stops, but then she sucker punches Windsor! And Shida, too! Julia then drags Jamie over, bumps her off buckles, and tags in Skye. Skye stomps Jamie around, then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Skye stops at 4, then she brings Jamie up. Jamie fires forearms and CHOPS, but Skye THROWS Jamie down by her hair! The ref reprimands again but Skye rains down forearms. Skye snapmares Jamie, mule kicks her, then covers, TWO! Skye frowns but she stomps Jamie down. Skye tags Julia while Dynamite returns to single picture.

Skye whips Jamie into Julia’s grasp, and Skye BLASTS Shida & Windsor while Julia tags Thekla. Julia has Jamie in the TARANTULA, and Skye sends Windsor in for Thekla’s HANGING HEADSCISSORS! Skye runs up to DOUBLE SHOTGUN The Birds! The fans are torn but Thekla says that’s how the Triangle does it, baby! Thekla then aims to MISSILE- NO, Jamie gest under! Thekla lands out, but Jamie BOOTS her down! Jamie looks at Shida, Shida is hesitant, but Shida tags in! The fans cheer as Shida sends Theknla to the corner, then JUMP KNEES! Shida keeps moving, she BLASTS Skye! Julia ROCKS Shida back!

Julia storms in but Shida kicks her and whips her into Thekla! Shida KNEES them both in the corner! Then Shida puts Thekla sideways in the corner, reels Julia in, and she snap suplexes Julia into Thekla! The fans fire up as Shida then suplexes Thekla high and hard! Cover, TWO! Shida stands Thekla up, Thekla swings but Shida ROCKS her first! And ROCKS her again! Thekla wobbles, swings, but Shida catches Thekla for another forearm! Shida runs the ropes but Thekla mule kicks! Thekla SMACKS Shida, then she dodges a boot to DECK Shida! Thekla talks trash on Shida, then drags her up to tag in Julia.

Julia tags Skye, then tag back to Thekla. The Sisters of Sin hit the DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER and DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Thekla hits the bridge, and she aims for the SPIDER SPEAR! Cover, but The Birds CLOBBER The Sisters of Sin onto it! The fans fire up a Windsor DECKS Skye and Jamie HEADBUTTS Julia! The Birds drag Shida to safety, Windsor tags in, and she CLOBBERS Thekla! Windsor CLUBS away, then fires the fans up. Jamie steps in, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Basement LARIAT! And then Windsor lifts! Jamie runs up, but Skye trips Jamie! The fans boo but Skye sends Jamie into steel steps!

Thekla sends Windsor into buckles! Tag to Julia before Shida runs up, TAMASHII KNEE on Thekla! Skye SUPERKICKS Shida! Jamie is back to clinch and HAYTBREAKER! Julia runs up, slips around, SOLE FOOD! Julia kips up, but Windsor is there to whip Julia to ropes! Skye tags in before the SPINEBUSTER! Skye SUPERKICKS Windsor, then brings her up! Skye hops on, CODE- NO, Windsor pops free! Skye SUPERKICKS again, but Windsor HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up as Jamie joins in again, and they DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Then they set Skye up, and Jamie says let’s try this again!

Jamie runs the ropes, but Thekla slides in, BELT SHOT on Jamie!! No question that the ref saw that! The Triangle is disqualified!

Winners: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds, by disqualification

The Toxic Spider doesn’t care about this win, she just wants to do damage! Skye gets Windsor in a DRAGON SLEEPER! The ref stops Thekla from sing the title belt again, so Thekla just takes off her own belt! And she LASHES Windsor while Skye holds her down! More refs rush out here, but Julia MISTS the newbie in the face! Julia stomps away on Jamie, not caring about fines or consequences, either! The fans boo, and Shida is bailing on the Birds? Shida cares more about her chances in that Fatal 4 Way than anything else. But then Willow, Mina, and even Thunder Rosa rush out here! They chase The Triangle off with belts of their own!

The fans cheer as The Babe, the Fighting Gravure Idol & La Mera Mera save the day. But will Jamie make sure Thekla and Shida pay for this at Double or Nothing?

 

AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita!

They say “card subject to change,” and that is true even for the best in the world. Kazuchika Okada’s real family takes priority, but his Don Callis Family brother was more than happy to step up for this opportunity. Will The Alpha already have two belts by the time he and The Rainmaker battle over the International Championship? Or will Darby truly be relentless in his pursuit of being the best fighting champion in AEW history?

The introductions are made, THE belt is raised, and we see who goes to Double or Nothing on top!

Callis joins commentary to say that while Darby’s been breaking his own body, Konosuke has perfected “rejuvenation training,” aka relaxing on a beach and sipping sake! The bell rings, and Darby SHOTGUNS Konosuke out! Then Darby DIVES, but Konosuke catches him! Konosuke POSTS Darby, then THROWS him into railing! Konosuke THROWS Darby into the ring, the fans fire up for both guys, and Konosuke hurries to BOOT Darby off the apron! Darby falls in front of commentary but Konosuke gets him right back in the ring. Cover, ONE!! The fans rally as Darby shows his grit, but Konosuke snarls.

Konosuke drags Darby up, Darby fires forearms, but the ALPHA ELBOW knocks Darby down! The fans fire up while Konosuke looms over Darby. Konosuke stands Darby up, and THROWS him into a corner! Darby bounces off the buckles and is bleeding from the mouth already! Konosuke stands Darby up, hoists him up top, then he climbs up after him. But Darby BITES Konosuke, CLUBS him down, and leaps for a CROSSBODY, but he bounces off Konosuke! The fans fire up again as Konosuke whips Darby for a BACKDROP! Darby got serious hangtime there, and he flounders out of the ring. Darby coughs and sputters but the fans rally up.

Konosuke goes out after Darby but Darby SMACKS him! Konosuke KNEES low, KNEES him again and again and again! Konosuke KNEES Darby against the barriers, then refreshes the count. Konosuke whips Darby hard into railing! Darby sputters as he leans against the railing, but Konosuke positions the steel steps. Konosuke then fetches Darby, lines up a shot, but Darby fights the suplex! Darby CLAWS Konosuke’s back, then fires a shot. Konosuke DECKS Darby in return! Darby slumps against the steps, Konosuke runs up, but Darby dodges! Konosuke’s knees hit the steps and he tumbles over! Darby then runs up the steps to SHOTGUN Konosuke down!

The fans fire up while both men are down on the floor! Konosuke checks his knee before he crawls around, and Darby gets in the ring so he can build speed! Darby DIVES! Direct hit on Konosuke but Darby’s the one who hits the desk! The fans fire up while both men are down again, but Darby rises up to get Konosuke on the apron! Darby fires forearms, then goes up a corner! COFFIN- NO, Konosuke catches him for a SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB to the floor!! The fans go nuts again and Callis says that’s the end of Darby Allin, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref hurries to check Darby but Callis tells Doc Sampson to call it. Darby is somehow still in this, so Konosuke storms his way over. Konosuke drags Darby up, puts him in the ring, then paces around him. Konosuke runs the ropes to LARIAT! Darby flips inside-out, Konosuke covers him, TWO!! Darby still has fight inside but he’s also dazed. Konosuke clamps onto Darby with a chinlock and squeezes tight. Darby endures, even as Konosuke leans on him with his much-taller frame. Darby reaches out, fights around, and rises up, only for Konosuke to CANADIAN RACK BOMB! Darby sputters all over again while Dynamite returns to single picture.

Konosuke sits back as he watches Darby crawl to the apron. Konosuke storms his way over, but Darby RAMS low! Slingshot sunset flip, but Konosuke rolls through! Only for Darby to kick the legs out! Darby catches Konosuke to a GUILLOTINE! Konosuke endures the squeeze, fights up to his feet, and he powers out to THROW Darby! Darby lands out, fires shots, and RAMS low! Darby then hops on, but Konosuke stops Code Red! Konosuke swings Darby around, tucks him in, BASTARD DRIVER! And WHEELBARROW GERMAN! The fans fire up and Callis says that’s true power! Darby sputters again and Konosuke vows to end this.

Konosuke runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Then he hoists Darby up top, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans freak out already for the SUPER DUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Callis is freaking out as much as the fans, and he protests the count! Konosuke is furious, but he aims for the WAGAMAMA KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Darby survives by nanoseconds, and Konosuke is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” but now CLØN rushes out here! He distracts the ref, and Callis hurries to take the Dynamite Diamond Ring off his finger to put it in Konosuke’s hands! Konosuke thinks about it, but The Alpha has honor!

The fans cheer as Konosuke wants to do this his way! But then Darby runs up, cradles, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, ALPHA ELBOW!! Darby is down, dazed, but still moving! Konosuke drags Darby up again, goes back to the corner and back to the top rope. The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Darby fights against the lift with headlock punches! Then he hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Konosuke staggers up, Darby leg scissors, steps through, LAST SUPPER!! TWO?!?! Konosuke escapes again, then bails out! So Darby just goes up top! SUPER COFFIN DROP!! Direct hit and both men are down again!

The fans are thunderous as Konosuke and Darby stir. A ring count climbs, Callis complains that some people just gotta follow directions and run the play! Coach Callis pulled Konosuke outta obscurity, Konosuke would do anything! Now he’s got some gold, some fame, and gets a mind of his own! Callis complaining aside, the ring count is climbing! Darby drags himself in at 9, but Konosuke YANKS him back out! That refreshes the count, and Konosuke vows to end this for real now. Konosuke points to the steel steps, and he drags Darby up onto them with a deadlift RAGING- NO, Darby knees Konosuke, turns things around, and FULL METAL SCORPION DEATH DROP!!!

The fans go nuts again while Konosuke writhes! Konosuke flops off the steps, Darby crawls into the ring, and Darby just climbs the corner again! SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Konosuke might be unconscious! Darby still hauls Konosuke into the ring, pushes him to a cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke survives and Darby is furious! But Darby just reloads, COFFIN DROP but onto knees!!! Ghost pin, TWO!!! Darby escapes but the WAGAMAMA KNEE finds him!! Konosuke hauls Darby up, but Darby pops free! Trip, step through, and SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Konosuke endures, reaches out, but Darby sits deep!!

Callis says don’t even think about it! Konosuke almost does, but he bites his own thumb to ignore the pain in his back! Konosuke reaches out, crawls his way forward, and he fights to the ROPEBREAK!!! But Darby is right up top! COFFION DROP on the back!! Then Darby goes right back up, COFFIN DROP again!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

Callis is steaming, but Darby overcomes Konosuke to avenge that loss in the Continental Classic! But it also took so much out of him just to do it! Darby still asks for a mic and one is brought to him. Darby sits up against the ropes, has them cut his music, and he tells MJF to get his ass out here! There’s a contract MJF needs to sign! The ring crew hurries to bring in a table and some chairs for that very contract signing, and MJF makes his entrance. MJF reluctantly makes his way down the ramp, and both men meet at the table. Darby grins with blood still in hiss teeth, and he signs his part of the contract without hesitation, unlike MJF.

The fans already chant “BALD! BALD! BALD!” at MJF, and Darby pushes the contract to his side of the table. MJF grabs the pen, reaches out, but then steps away. MJF scratches his chin as he thinks on this, and the fans just chant, “BALD! BALD! BALD!” again. MJF takes a mic to say he’ll explain something to Darby, looking like he has rabies. But see, MJF is happy for Darby, he hopes Darby’s had fun holding MJF’s AEW World Championship. The fans boo that, but MJF says deep down, there is a small part of him, like the size of a North Carolinian p*nis small. That small part of MJF feels bad for Darby, because he’ll never hold this again!

Darby’s got about a good a chance of holding this title as Hangman Adam Page does again. MJF says guys like Darby are a dime a dozen, here today and gone tomorrow, stuntmen who burn the candle at both ends. In this life, people like all these fans here like to pretend that life is about making friends and family and children. The only thing that matters in life is your legacy. And Darby’s legacy will be that of the kid who had his 15 minutes of fame. They’ll pretend like Darby made a lasting impact, but the fact of the matter is, he hasn’t. He hasn’t! They’ll know deep down that Darby Allin was just a little pr*ck who got lucky.

They’ll know that Darby was too reckless and stupid to stay on top. And after May 24th, Double or Nothing, in that sh*thole of Queens, New York, y’know what MJF’s legacy will be? He’ll go down as the guy who became a THREE-TIME World Champion at just 30 years of age, unprecedented in this sport. And MJF will go down, when it’s all said and done, as the Greatest of All Time! THAT is the difference between them! Darby Allin brags about climbing a mountaintop. But when it comes to professional wrestling, Maxwell Jacob Friedman IS the mountaintop! The fans boo but MJF soaks it up. Darby tells MJF to SHUT UP!

Only someone like MJF who is so vain would think that the number one most important thing in this world is his legacy. Darby doesn’t care about legacy, he cares about living in the moment! And in this moment, Darby just wants MJF to sign the contract. Then at Double or Nothing, Darby makes Maxwell Jacob Friedman a BALLD HEADED B*TCH!! MJF frowns but the fans cheer that! MJF grabs the pen again, and with no choice, he signs on the dotted line! Then he TACKLES Darby! The fans boo as MJF beats up Darby after the war he went through with Konosuke! MJF CHUCKS an armchair outta the ring, FLIPS the table, then picks up his Dynamite Diamond Ring.

MJF puts the ring on his finger like always, then winds up to DECK Darby!! The fans boo but MJF just soaks it all up. MJF throws off his jacket, picks up the belt, and he stands over Darby with it. But then MJF isn’t done with Darby, he puts Darby on the top rope! MJF climbs up to join him, and drags Darby into position! But wait! Kevin Knight runs out here to chase MJF off! The Jet still owes The Scumbag a receipt, but it seems we’ll all have to wait on that. Will MJF still take back the title at Double or Nothing? Or will Darby keep the belt and take MJF’s dignity?


My Thoughts:

An awesome episode for Dynamite as things heat up towards Double or Nothing. Awesome 10 Man Tag to open, great win for the Faces, not that it added much to FTR VS C&C. Good promo from Jericho to look back on Stadium Stampede and hype up this year’s match. Good promo from The Demand with Davis and The Dogs, and I suppose this maximizes the feuds as well as the alliances throughout the locker room. Who knows who wins but the match will still be awesome, just as the original was. Good promo from Conglomeration, too, Cassidy & Roddy going after FTR while Kyle VS Moxley happens on the side, that’s great stuff.

Speaking of Moxley, great promo from him and Ospreay. Moxley’s semi-turn has really brought out his sage philosophical side. Great match from Ospreay VS Ace, and while Ospreay could always bring out his aggression, seeing him use more technical wrestling and even winning with a submission is good stuff. Good promo from Joe, and I liked Death Riders backing Ospreay up. Very good Owen Hart Cup brackets this year, Joe VS Ospreay is a great choice given this story, but I would think Ospreay wins that one. Good promo from Jack Perry to call out Davis, and I suppose Jack can win in the Owen Cup to then move on from the National title.

Great seeing Brian Cage back, he gave Knight an awesome match, but with JetSpeed wanting to go on a Two Man Power Trip, it makes sense Kevin won out. Same for Bailey beating Westbrook, even though Westbrook maybe went too hard on his own acrobatic escape. Great stuff in the Six Woman Tag, and I appreciate Shida didn’t ditch until after the match. Willow, Mina & Rosa might get their own Six Woman Tag with Triangle of Madness after that interaction, but also can’t wait to see if Willow can go back-to-back as Queen of Harts. For that matter, I personally would love to see Athena use the Owen Cup to move on from being ROH Women’s World Champion, but that depends on how Supercard of Honor goes this Friday.

And of course, another wild instant classic from Darby as he overcomes Takeshita. I knew the diamond ring would come into play with that reverse effect, good way of protecting Takeshita in the loss. Good stuff with MJF tonight, too, such as the opening segment’s parade of bald men to send the message to MJF. That was also a unique contract signing segment in that it came together so quickly after the main event match. Good stuff from MJF as always, and of course he attacks Darby. I feel like either Knight should not have made the save, or both parts of JetSpeed should’ve made the save. It just seems odd that only Knight cared about saving Darby. The closing moment was much better when it was MJF standing over Darby with the belt.

My Score: 9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/9/26)

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Live from West Palm Beach, Florida, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against PAC on a Fairway to Hell!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis; Davis wins and becomes the new AEW National Champion.
  • AEW Women’s Tag Team Championship Eliminator: The Divine Dominion VS Ruthie Slay & Rachel Ley; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Slay & Ley a title match.
  • “Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Kiran Grey; Bailey wins.
  • AEW World Championship No Count Outs Match: Darby Allin VS PAC; Darby wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis!

The Jurassic Express National Tour arrives in SoFi Center Arena, the same place the TGL takes place! But will Tarzan Life win this rematch from Dynasty? Or can Dunkzilla make good on this mulligan?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the Don Callis Family adds more gold to the collection!

The bell rings, the fans cheer, and Callis joins commentary to humble brag that he already played 42 holds with Ricochet, Tony Khan and Richard Goodell. Jack gets the fans to cheer for him, and to boo Davis. The two circle, Davis runs up but Jack dodges! Jack fires off forearms, Davis TOSSES Jack to a corner, and the fans already tell Callis off. Jack dodges Davis to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP, but Davis turns things back around! Davis THROWS Jack away, but Jack comes back to SHOTGUN Davis! Jack then climbs up and rains down fists! Davis stops Jack at 5 as he lifts him off the corner! But Jack fights with more fists, and he RANAS Davis away!

Jack runs up, Davis pops him up to the apron, but Jack ENZIGIRIS! Jack goes up, up, but Davis slips under the jump! Davis runs up, but Jack dodges! Davis tumbles up and out of the ring, Jack goes up top, ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Jack waves hi tot he camera, then he puts Davis back in the ring. Davis shoves Jack away, Jack dodges, and he SHOTGUNS Davis down! Davis flounders but Jack runs up again, and he uses the corner to swing, only for Davis to block! Davis LAWN DARTS Jack into the rope! Then LARIATS him down! The fans boo but Davis refreshes the ring count.

Davis storms over to Jack while the fans rally up. Davis drags Jack up, brings him around, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” as that one echoes out. Davis snarls as he stares into the camera, then he drags Jack up. Davis puts Jack in the ring, rolls in after him, and stalks Jack to ropes. The fans rally for Jack but Davis bends Jack back against the ropes! The ref counts, Davis stops at 4, but Jack CHOPS! And CHOPS! Davis eggs Jack on, so Jack CHOPS! Davis CHOPS Jack down! Davis soaks up the heat, then he goes back to Jack. Davis bumps Jack off buckles, then brings him around to TOSS across the way! Davis takes his time following Jack and kicks him around.

The fans rally for Jack but Davis is on him again. Davis whips Jack to ropes, but Jack slides under! JAWBREAKER! Davis wobbles, Jack goes to ropes, but Davis runs up. Jack BOOTS Davis, slips outside and ROCKS Davis again, then slingshots, but into a FOREARM! Davis then runs to BLAST Jack off the apron! The fans boo Davis but he soaks it up while Collision goes to break.

The ref checks Jack but Davis goes out to fetch him. Davis grabs a towel to CHOKE Jack with it! The ref reprimands, Davis stops, but then he sits Jack up on the railing. Davis CHOPS Jack into the crowd! Davis leaves Jack behind while the ring count climbs. Jack drags himself up while the fans cheer him on, and Jack gets help getting up and over the barriers. Jack stumbles back to the ring, safe at 8! Davis storms up and tells the fans this is on them. But Jack dodges the chop, to SMACK Davis! And ROCK him again, and again, and again! Davis just scoops Jack to SLAM him down! And SENTON! Davis roars while Jack sputters on the mat!

Davis paces around Jack, pushes him down for a cocky cover, ONE!! But Davis bends Jack back with the chinlock stretch! Jack endures, reaches out, then BITES Davis’ hand! The ref reprimands but Jack lets go, and Davis snarls again. Jack CHOSP Davis, CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Jack winds up, but Davis blocks! Davis then CLAWS Jack’s face as he pushes him into the corner. The ref reprimands, but Davis storms back up on Jack to suplex, BROKEN ARROW! Jack tumbles while Davis soaks up heat. Davis stands on Jack for a cocky cover, TWO! Davis kicks at Jack, almost toying with him now.

Jack sits up to fire body shots! Fairway to Hell returns to single picture as Davis CLUBS Jack. Jack UPPERCUTS Davis! Davis KNEES Jack low! Davis whips, but Jack hits the COMEBACKER! It just bounces off Davis’ barrel chest! Davis hauls Jack up, but Jack slips free to fire forearms! Davis shoves Jack, Jack ducks ‘n’ dodges, FLYING FOREARM! Davis wobbles, then drops to a knee! The fans fire up with Jack as he roars! Jack runs corner to corner, but into an ELBOW! Davis hoists Jack up top, then climbs up to join Jack. Jack fires body shots, then he BITES Davis’ hand! Jack fires haymakers on Davis’ head, then SMACKS him off buckles!

Jack positions himself just right, and leaps to SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Davis survives and Jack is beside himself! Davis and Jack go to the apron, and Davis LARIATS Jack against the ropes! Then he suplexes, but Jack fights with knees! Jack lands safe, then BOOTS Davis! Davis roars, but Jack SUPERKICKS! Jack goes up, leaps again, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans fire up for Jack and “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Jack hurries to swing, TIGER FEINT KICK from the post! Jack goes up the corner while Davis stumbles into the ring, BLINDSIDE MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Davis survives and Jack is rather surprised.

Jack goes to a corner, and says time to make a sacrifice! Jack runs in, but Davis LARIATS Jack first! Davis THROWS Jack to a corner, runs side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! Davis pushes Jack to a cover, TWO!! Jack survives and the fans fire up again! Davis rains down fists, then rises up. The fans boo Davis but he drags Jack up. Davis puts Jack on the ropes, runs, and- JACK RANAS! Cover, TWO! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERK- NO, Davis blocks the third to shove and DISCUS LARIAT! Then SNAP PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO?!? Jack survives again and the fans fire back up! Callis coaches Davis as he drags Jack up.

Davis brings Jack up in the corner with a gut wrench! The fans freak out for the SUPER- STEINER!! Jack turns things around on Davis just in time! The fans are thunderous but Callis rushes to ringside! The fans all boo Callis, but wait! RICOCHET slides into the ring! Still dressed in his golf course attire, he CRACKS Jack with his nine iron!! Ricochet hides, Davis deadlifts Jack, COUNT TO PAIN!! Cover, DAVIS WINS!

Winner: Mark Davis, by pinfall (NEW AEW National Champion)

Talk about a handicap! Callis AND Ricochet gave Davis quite a considerable one, and now Davis has his first singles title in AEW! The Jurassic Express National Tour has just been run off the road, but will Jack be able to get his revenge?

 

Collision returns, and Jack Perry is on the phone.

He tells someone, “Let’s do it. Thank you, guys.” Jack ends his call, then shows his frustration. Winning the National Championship in his hometown, in front of his friends and family, was one of the proudest moments of his entire life. And yet Ricochet and Callis had to end that for him. But he happens to know that Chris Jericho & The Hurt Syndicate are looking for two more partners for Stadium Stampede. And Jack go to thinking, the show is called Double or Nothing. So how about instead of two, Jack brings FOUR! The ELITE! Jack, The Bucks, and KENNY OMEGA! See you there. Ricochet may have just messed himself over, will he regret ever getting involved tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis, Mark Davis and Ricochet.

Renee Paquette is with the Jackal, Dunkzilla and the Bald Eagle as she says she was going to congratulate Davis on the title win, but after Jack putting out that news, what is their reaction? Callis says he’s thrilled! Jack just gifted him his ultimate fantasy! A chance to beat up Jericho, The Bucks AND Kenny, all on one night? Callis would’ve paid good money for that, and Jack, you dumbass, just gave it away from free! Ricochet says The Don Callis Family must be joining The Demand for Stadium Stampede. Well, given the way Ricochet just used that golf club, the National Champion will gladly stand beside him!

Ricochet says playing golf with Tony Khan has really improved his swing, so see you all there. Callis says yes, let’s go have a drink at the 19th Hole and talk about which of the many members of the Don Callis Family are going to join Ricochet in the slaughterhouse! Ricochet says oh yes, so many great choices to choose from! Callis & Ricochet head out, just how massive will this Stadium Stampede match get?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator: The Divine Dominion VS Ruthie Slay & Rachel Ley!

Megan Bayne & Lena Kross are so dominant, they don’t even think this match is going to last five minutes! But while there’s a time limit, will there be no limit to how devastating the Megasus & Aussie Amazon can be? Or will Slay & Ley manage to survive the day?

The teams sort out, Lena starts against Slay, and the clock is ticking! Slay DROPKICKS, but Lena doesn’t budge! Ley ENZIGIRIS, but Lena still doesn’t flinch! Ley & Slay double kick, but Lena blocks the double whip! Lena whips them, ELBOWS Slay and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS Ley! Then she scoops Slay to SLAM her onto Ley! Lena drags Ley up, whips her to the corner, then runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! Tag to Megan and the Divine Dominion run side to side! BOOT from Lena, BOOT from Megan! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Ley tumbles, the fans cheer, and Megan tags Lena back in. Lena storms up on Ley to GERMAN SUPLEX again!

The fans cheer as Lena tags Megan back in. We’ve hit 90 seconds, but it feels like forever for Ley as Megan GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Megan kips up, then she stalks Ley. Megan eggs Ley on, slaps her around, then drags her up. Megan fireman’s carries, but Slay manages to tag in! Slay runs up, but Megan scoops her! FALL AWAY SLAM SAMOAN DROP COMBO! They’ve made it two minutes but that might be all! Tag to Lena, she and Megan get Slay up, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!

Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Slay & Ley a title opportunity)

Two minutes and 15 seconds is all Slay & Ley got, will any team last even that long? Or will the Divine Dominion continue to dominate AEW until the end of time?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Double or Nothing!

The Triangle of Madness may have misted Persephone and injured Alex Windsor, but that only heaps on more trouble for the champion! Thekla must now defend her AEW Women’s World Championship in a FATAL 4 WAY! Thekla VS Jamie Hayter VS Kris Statlander VS Hikaru Shida, is The Toxic Spider about to get squashed? Or will she need her Sisters of Sin now more than ever?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

The annual tradition is back! The 2026 Owen Hart Memorial Tournament begins, with the brackets for both men’s and women’s divisions to be announced on Wednesday! Who makes the cut? And who will become the King & Queen of Harts?

 

Don Callis speaks, again.

“Just moments away from the AEW World title match between Darby Allin and Pac, and gentlemen, just wanted to let you know that the Don Callis Family, no matter who wins tonight, the Don Callis Family will be waiting for the winner. This Wednesday on Dynamite, the Don Callis Family will take the AEW World title from one of you. And y’know, it’s already been a great night, a big night, for the Don Callis Family! We won gold, but can’t wait to get some more. And on the subject of that, Okada has had to go to Japan to take care of some very important family business. But don’t worry, lads, because I have someone in mind to take his spot this Wednesday in the world title match.

“And it is none other than the firstborn of the Don Callis Family, Konosuke Takeshita, The Alpha!” Takeshita steps in, and Callis tells him, “You’re gonna be the world champion! If you listen to me like you always have, you will be successful, and you will finally fulfill the destiny that I had for you when I plucked you out of obscurity and made you the replacement for Kenny Omega. You’re the best wrestler in the world when you’ve got my game plan in your head. Go win the title.” Konosuke tells Don that he was going to take the International Championship, but now he is the person who will bring the world title back to the Don Callis Family! Unlike Okada.

Takeshita heads out, will he still make himself a double champion when he adds #PrettyPlatinum to the NJPW World Television Championship?

 

“Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Kiran Grey!

This match was on standby in case the Divine Dominion didn’t need all five minutes of their time, and now it’s a chance for Speedball to shine! But will he keep his momentum going from last Wednesday’s super show? Or will he get lost in the Grey Area?

Grey is already starting trouble as he pushes Bailey. The ref backs him off, then the bell rings. Grey runs up, but into a BOOT! Bailey then PENALTY KICKS, STANDING KNEE-SAULT, then Bailey waits on Grey. Grey ducks the buzzsaw and bails out! The fans boo but Bailey TRIANGLE JUMP MOONSAULTS! Down goes Grey and the fans fire up! Bailey daps it up with The Jet, then he climbs up the corner. But Grey goes after him! They brawl up top, Grey fires a flurry, but Bailey fires back! Bailey SHOVES Grey down, takes aim, but Grey hits the ropes! Bailey is tripped up onto his speedballs, but Grey dribbles him off the buckles!

Grey CLUBS Bailey into a Tree of Woe, then soaks up the heat before he stomps Bailey! Grey tells Bailey to stay down but Bailey grabs  that leg! Bailey uses that to drag himself back up, and he ROCKS Grey again! Bailey dribbles Grey off buckles, then HEADBUTTS him! Grey falls, Bailey takes aim, ULTIMATE WEAPON! Cover, Bailey wins!

Winner: “Speedball” Mike Bailey, by pinfall

A fast win for Speedball, and Knight gets the mic. he says he likes that! Speedball is red hot right now. And though The Jet didn’t get two belts on Wednesday, he’s still the Face of TNT. Now, the future of AEW is wide open, so why not they make it to the top together? They shake hands on it, will JetSpeed shift gears to become a Two Man Power Trip? What belt(s) will they aim for next?

 

AEW World Championship No Count Outs Match: Darby Allin VS PAC!

Anticipating how wild this one can get given the nature of their grudge, AEW decided to remove some of the obstacles standing in their way. They can’t do anything they want, but they can definitely go anywhere they want here in the SoFi Center! But will Darby even up the career series between them? Or will it be 3-1 in favor of The Bastard?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who takes this belt to Dynamite!

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Darby. Darby hops outside already, and he goes around the crowd to be on the golfing green! This is No Count Outs, so he wants to take full advantage of it already! He dares Pac to join him, so Pac heads over to the green! They fire hands on the rough and the fans fire up! Darby ducks, fires hands then HEADBUTTS Pac down! Darby brings Pac up but Pac BACKDROPS Darby! Pac then brings Darby closer to the bunker! Pac suplexes, Darby fights free, and he fires hands! Darby runs up, CODE RED into the sand trap! The fans go nuts seeing what is surely the first one of those ever!

Pac gets himself out of the sand and ends up on the fairway. Darby pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Pac1 they’re near another sand trap, and Darby SHOTGUNS Pac into the sand! The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this madness a reality! Darby goes after Pac, but Pac throws sand in Darby’s eyes! Pac then hauls Darby up to BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Darby into the sand trap! Darby sputters, but Pac clamps on the BRUTALIZER! The ref reprimands, this isn’t Falls Count Anywhere! But fans know “This is Awesome!” as Pac makes Darby suffer! Darby sputters again as Pac lets him go, then shakes out the sand in his boots.

Pac drags Darby up with a headlock, but then decides to fireman’s carry! And gorilla press to THROW Darby back into the bunker! The fans boo but Pac soaks up that heat. Darby sputters and coughs while Collision goes picture in picture.

Darby sputters as he sits up, but Pac brings him back around. Pac brings Darby around, dumps him down, and soaks up more heat. Pac then brings Darby along the fairway, CLUBS him on the neck, and stalks him as they return to the crowd. They then return to ringside, then the ring itself, and Pac covers, TWO! Darby toughs it out, but Pac stalks him to the corner. Pac uncovers a crossbar before he stands Darby up. Fairway to Hell returns to single picture as Pac tiles the tag rope to Darby’s chain necklace! Darby can’t get free before Pac BOOTS him! The ref reprimands, but Darby SPITS at Pac! Pac takes that defiance and BOOTS Darby again!

Pac then has Darby’s legs, and YANKS him from the corner! The tag rope breaks and Darby flounders around. Pac whips to then BACKDROP Darby 450 degrees! Pac then builds up speed, but Darby avoids the lariat! The fans fire up as Darby slingshots back in and dragon sleepers for the SCORPION DEATH DROP! Cover, TWO! Pac and Darby are both down while the fans rally up again. Darby crawls to a corner, climbs up top, and he watches Pac rise. Pac turns around, but he manages to trip Darby up first! Pac then climbs up after Darby, hauls him up, and SUPER DUPER FALCON ARROWS! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and the fans fire up again!

Pac frowns while Darby flounders out of the ring. The fans rally for Darby while Pac takes his time going to the outside. Pac looks under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands, this isn’t No Disqualifications! Pac still sets the table up nearby, making sure it lines up with the corner. Pac puts Darby on the table, then climbs up said corner. The fans freak out, anticipating what Pac is planning, and he steadies himself as he takes aim. Pac SUPER SHOOTING STARS but only gets table!! Darby avoids disaster, and Pac is somehow still in this after his crash landing! Darby puts Pac in, trips him, and steps through!

The fans fire up as Darby steps over, SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! Pac endures, reaches out, but Darby sits deep! Pac fights, claws, reaches out, and powers his way forward! ROPEBREAK! Darby lets Pac go, and Pac waves to the back. Well, of course The Death Riders are here! Darby spots Wheeler Yuta, Daniel Garcia & Marina Shafir storming down the aisle, but then Pac CLOBBERS him! A distraction tactic is good enough as Pac now turns the proverbial tables. Then he signals for them to get something, and they bring out another table! The fans chant, “On The Green!” but Pac doesn’t care about that. He scoops Darby to go up the steel steps!

The fans boo as Pac tucks Darby in, TOMBSTONE on the steel steps! The fans go nuts as Darby flops to the floor! Wait, wait, wait, now The Death Riders have STACKED tables?! Pac smirks as he brings Darby back up, and he fireman’s carries Darby to bring him over. Darby goes to the backstage area while Collision goes picture in picture.

Pac carries Darby all the way around to the backstage area, because this is the only place to get upstairs! Pac SMACKS Darby off a wall on the way to the stairs, and the ref reprimands while Pac scares off curious fans. Pac drags Darby up the stairs with a headlock, and they go to the upper deck! Pac brings Darby past the nice bar and lounge area, the ref and Death Riders making sure fans don’t get too close. Pac SMACKS Darby off another wall, then drags Darby through this VIP seating area to go to the balcony. Pac stomps Darby to keep him down, then drags him to the balcony railing! And lo and behold, those stacked tables are right there!

The ref reprimands and the fans are freaking out already, but Pac is looking to toss Darby! Darby clings to the railing but Pac CLUBS him. Pac then drags Darby up, but Darby fires body shots! Fairway to Hell returns to single picture as Darby fights desperately! Darby CLAWS Pac’s back, but Marina shouts at Darby! The ref keeps her back, but that lets Pac LOW BLOW Darby! The Problem continues to be just that, but also the insurance policy for the Death Riders! Pac stands Darby up, and THROWS him off!! Darby crashes down through the tables!!! The fans lose their minds all over again while Pac hurries to go back downstairs!

AEW medical staff is already checking Darby as he’s down in the wreckage, but Pac says screw that! He fireman’s carries Darby and puts him back in the ring! Pac covers, TWO!!! Darby survives and the fans are thunderous! Pac and The Death Riders are in shock! Pac falls back to a corner as he shakes his head. Pac argues with the ref, but 2.99 still isn’t 3! The fans rally for Darby, but Pac storms over to him. Pac looms over Darby, Yuta slides a chair into the ring, but the ref snatches it away! Only for Marina to slide the title belt in! Pac takes aim while Darby rises, but then Darby springs to life! Pac has seen a ghost, or maybe a zombie!

Pac winds up, but Darby LOW BLOWS! And BELT SHOTS!! Darby gets Pac in place, goes up top, COFFIN DROP!! Cover, DARBY WINS!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

Pac said it himself, Darby is the indestructible boy! But can Darby keep this up? Or will The Alpha come through on his promise and bring this title back to the Don Callis Family this Wednesday?


My Thoughts:

A great hour of AEW here as this special edition of Collision, though “Fairway to Hell” is such a random thing to begin with. They must’ve made a business deal with SoFi and TGL, which to me might be more AEW helping TGL get noticed on a national scale. And changing the status quo with the National Championship was quite the surprise, but that’s still great for Davis. Ricochet being the reason why, and then that compelling The Elite jumping into Stadium Stampede is a bit convoluted. I get they’re using continuity of how Kenny hates Callis and vice-versa, but it undercuts what I was hoping for in Hurt Syndicate getting to introduce new members. But hey, 7v7 is pretty wild, too.

I appreciate Divine Dominion adding something to their squash matches with that five minute goal. Slay & Ley already set a good time with over two minutes, and I’m sure two minutes will be the average as they just dominate all summer. And it seems Alex Windsor is gonna be out a little longer than expected, given that adjustment for Double or Nothing. A Fatal 4 Way is still good for how Thekla can use her challengers against each other, or be protected in a loss if they choose. It also helps bring in the Shidalander story, but it also feels like we’re skipping chapters. That Fatal 4 Way can probably get us to the team breaking up and Shida turning on Statlander for their own feud.

Bailey VS Grey probably was a legit standby match, that went quick. And Knight had a decent promo saying he and Bailey are still gonna be JetSpeed going for all the gold. Not sure if that comes true or just sets things up for the team to fall apart. And then a really wild main event with the “No Count Out” match. They probably could’ve just called that No Holds Barred but they wanted to add heat on how The Death Riders were cheating the second half of that match. Both table spots were risky, but obviously Darby did the crazier one. AEW really needs to be careful not to push it much further than that, though.

Then the news of Okada being out for Dynamite, hopefully it’s nothing too tragic with his family. But Takeshita as the substitute is a good choice, this helps build the Okada VS Takeshita match at the same time as building Darby up. Pretty sure MJF accepts the terms of Title VS Hair, and it’d be very MJF if he were to announce that while attacking Darby to close the show on Wednesday.

My Score: 8.8/10

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