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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (8/12/23)

One step away from the Climax!

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So close to history, you can almost taste it!

Kazuchika Okada wants the G1 Threepeat, but in his way is EVIL! Will The King of Darkness deny us all a historic moment in the Climax finals?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Master Wato & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Kaito Kiyomiya & HAYATA; Kaito & Hayata win.
  • Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma VS Ren Narita & Minoru Suzuki; Narita & Suuzki win.
  • 10 Man Tag: Bullet Club VS Toru Yano, YOH, Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & Togi Makabe; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: TMDK VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tomohiro Ishii, Ryusuke Taguchi & Eddie Kingston; Tanahashi, Ishii, Taguchi & Eddie win.
  • 10 Man Tag: Just5Guys VS El Phantasmo & The Guerrillas of Destiny; ELP & The GOD win.
  • G1 Climax 33, Semifinal: Kazuchika Okada VS EVIL; Okada wins and advances to the finals.
  • G1 Climax 33, Semifinal: Tetsuya Naito VS Will Ospreay; Naito wins and advances to the finals.

PLAY BY PLAY

10 Man Tag: Just5Guys VS El Phantasmo & The Guerrillas of Destiny!

So what if Taichi and Sanada didn’t make it this far in the G1 Climax? The Holy Emperor is still KOPW Champion and The Cold Skull is still IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! But Taichi did lose to the Headbanga, so there’s a golden ticket owed. Will Douki, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Taka Michinoku help the champs make it through here? Or will ELP, Jado, Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Hikuleo find a way to beat Just5Guys?

The teams sort out and fans chant for “E L P! E L P!” As such, ELP starts against the Heel Master. They fist bump at the bell and fans rally up. The two circle, tie up, and ELP headlocks. Kanemaru powers out but ELP runs him over! Things speed up, ELP slides under the boot to headlock takeover. Kanemaru headscissors, ELP kips free to sweep the legs! Cover, ONE! Kanemaru sweeps and covers, ONE! They both dropkick and those cancel out! Fans fire up as ELP handsprings back up. ELP and Kanemaru take a step back, ELP offers a tag, and Loa takes it. Fans rally as The Silverback storms up, but Kanemaru drops back.

Taichi tags in and fans rally. Taichi shoves Loa so Loa throws a forearm. Taichi throws a kick, Loa throws a forearm, repeat! They go back and forth, then Loa ROCKS Taichi. Loa headlocks, Taichi powers out and they RAM shoulders! Loa nods and Taichi runs, to RAM him again! Fans rally as Loa stays up! Loa runs, but Taichi BOOTS him! Taichi runs, but Loa scoops! But Taichi slips free, shoves him but Loa bucks the O’Conner to kick low. Loa whips Taichi to ropes, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! Loa gets right up to CLOBBER Taichi! Fans fire up but Taichi backs away and tags in Douki.

Douki eggs Loa on, but panics a little as Hikuleo tags in! Fans fire up as the smallest and the tallest meet! Douki wants a timeout, reaches out to tag, but no one is there for him! Fans rally up for Douki so he has no choice now! Leo catches Douki, hauls him right up, but Douki fights out of the Canadian Rack to UPPERCUT! Leo swings, Douki dodges and he dropkicks a leg out! But Leo clamps onto Douki’s neck! Douki ENZIGURIS free! Douki runs, but into a scoop and SPINOUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Douki survives but Leo covers again, TWO! Leo drags Douki over and tags in Tama.

The Good Bad Guy puts Japones Del Mal in the corner to rain down fists! Fans count along all the way to nine, and Tama pulls back, but then he tags in ELP! ELP climbs up to continue where Tama left of! ELP goes up to nine, winds up, and tags in Jado! The Master Heater climbs up, and he throws down fists! Jado goes to nine, then tags in Loa! Loa goes up and he rains down fists from both sides! He goes so fast, and gets to eight, then tags in Leo! Leo has to stand Douki back up, but Douki CHOPS! Douki CHOPS and CHOPS, even after taking a total of 35 punches! Leo clamps onto Douki, then CHOPS him down!

Douki writhes and fans rally up. Leo drags Douki back up, whips him to a corner, then runs in, but into BOOTS! Douki goes up, leaps, but Leo catches him! Kanemaru runs in but Leo BOOTS him down! And then Leo runs in at Kanemaru in the corner! Kanemaru BOOTS Douki to keep Leo back! Then Kanemaru CROSSBODIES and they take Leo down! Fans fire up as Douki and Leo crawl. Hot tag to Sanada! Sanada whips, Leo reverses but Sanada ducks ‘n’ dodges and dropkicks a leg out! Then Sanada DROPKICKS Leo! Leo stays up, runs back in, but Sanada dumps him out! Leo gets up but Sanada DROPKICKS Leo back down!

Leo gets to his feet but Sanada PLANCHAS! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. Sanada then puts Leo back in the ring, climbs up a corner, and leaps, into Leo’s grip! GOD- NO, Sanada slips out, tilt-o-whirls, and dragon sleepers! But Leo spins around to suplex HIGH and HARD! Fans fire up while both men are down, hot tag to Tama! Tama throws body shots and UPPERCUTS and he has Sanada in a corner. Tama fires elbows, whips corner to corner but Sanada reverses. Tama comes right back but Sanada gets around to back suplex. Tama lands on his feet, but Sanada elbows him away!

Sanada goes up the corner but Tama ducks the Quebrada! But then Sanada fireman’s carries! But Tama turns that into a TONGAN TWIST! Fans fire up and Tama brings Sanada up. Tama scoops, but Sanada fights free! Sanada dodges the superman punch to O’Conner SKULL END! ELP stomps Sanada but then everyone rushes in! J5G clears out ELP and the GOD, except for Douki as Leo TOSSES him out. Everyone brawls outside, Sanada puts Tama in a drop zone and goes up! ROUNDING BODY PRESS but he has to land through! Tama clinches for an EXPLODER! Fans fire up as both men are down!

Tama and Sanada crawl, hot tags to Jado and Taka! Jado runs Taka over, and again! Jado whips, Taka kicks him, but Jado LARIATS! Fans fire up with Jado and he drags Taka up. Taka pokes him in the eye! But Jado still gets an arm for the takedown, CROSSFACE! Taichi storms in to stomp Jado down! The rest of J5G keeps the others out, but Loa slips in. Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Loa falls out, Jado is in a corner, and Kanemaru ELBOWS him! Feed to a SOBAT, front kick, then Sanada and Taichi DOUBLE GIRI SANDWICH! Douki goes up top, Taichi puts Jado int he drop zone. DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!

Fans fire up and Taka has Jado all to himself! Scoop to the MICHINOKU DRIVER!! Cover, ELP breaks it!! Kanemaru goes after ELP but ELP fires hands! ELP runs, but Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Loa CLOBBERS Kanemaru, Taichi AX BOMBERS Loa! Tama gets Taichi for a TONGAN TWIST! Tama rushes Douki but Douki shoulders into him! Douki slingshots, DAY- GUNSTUN!! Fans fire up as OFF COMES THE VEST! Sanada is there, Tama rushes him, but Sanada denies the Gunstun! SHINING WIZARD! Leo returns, Sanada dodges, but then runs into the POWERSLAM!

Taka SUPERKICKS Leo! Taka runs, into the choke grip! And he can’t reach Leo’s eyes to poke them! So he kicks him in the shin, then pokes him in the eye! Taka runs, but into SUDDEN DEATH! Leo then drags Taka up, GODSEND!! They drag Jado onto the cover! Jado and team win!

Winners: El Phantasmo & The Guerrillas of Destiny, by pinfall

Incredible teamwork from the former Bullet Club members! Will these five stick together and take the fight to Finlay’s War Dogs? Wait, speaking of, Finlay shows up! He has Gedo, Gabe and Coughlin with him. ELP and Tama dare them to do something. Gabe spits at ELP, so ELP spits back! The War Dogs stand down for now, bragging that they have belts and the others don’t. Will the War Dogs soon lose those belts to those they replaced in the club?

 

G1 Climax 33, Semifinal: Kazuchika Okada VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

The Rainmaker knows he is just two matches away from history, but that means winning again right here! Will it rain on the G1 Climax Finals yet again? Or will the King of Darkness make sure Everything is Evil’s?

Well of course Evil attacks before the bell! Fans boo but what did they expect from Evil? He then CHOKES Okada with the House of Torture shirt! The ref reprimands, Evil lets off, and fans rally up for Okada. The ref helps Okada get his robe put away and the bell rings. Evil CLUBS Okada down, covers, ONE!! Evil is annoyed with the ref already but fans keep booing him. Evil stomps Okada and Okada scowls. Evil CLUBS Okada and Okada stands up. Okada wins back but Evil rakes the eyes! Fans boo but Evil kicks Okada out to the apron. Evil then brings Okada over to whip him into railing!

Evil RAMS Okada into the timekeeper’s area! Down goes Abe-san! Fans boo more but Evil grabs the mic and uses the cord to CHOKE Okada! Evil tells Okada to give up already but the ref reprimands. Evil finally lets off Okada and goes back into the ring. Fans rally for Okada even harder now as the ring count starts. Okada rises at 5 of 20, stands at 8, and slides in at 10. Evil clinches to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Evil is again annoyed with the ref, but he kicks Okada around. Evil kicks and kicks, but Okada kicks and tosses Evil out! Okada then goes out, but Evil fights the scoop! Evil CLUBS away on Okada, to whip him into railing!

Okada staggers and flops over, and Evil goes looking for chairs under the ring. Evil brings one out but the ref takes that from him. So Evil just brings out another! Evil CHOKES Okada with the chair! Fans boo and Dick distracts the ref! Evil lets off, gets back in the ring, and the ref has no idea what just happened. Evil wants the count, so the ref gets in the ring. The ring count starts again, Okada sputters at 5 and stands at 11. Okada hobbles his way over to slide in at 13. Fans cheer but Evil is right on Okada to TOSS him back out! Evil distracts the ref, and now Dick creeps up! Dick JAMS Okada with the chair!

Dick puts Okada in for Evil, Evil covers, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Evil is frustrated but the ref says his counts were fair. Fans still rally for Okada as Evil paces around. Evil stands on Okada’s face, then drags him up. Okada pushes Evil away, so Evil gives him toying kicks. Okada stands, and he ROCKS Evil with a forearm! And another! And another! Evil kicks but Okada blocks! Okada spins Evil but Evil blocks a kick! Evil rakes the eyes again! The ref reprimands, fans boo, but Evil runs into a BOOT from Okada! Fans fire up as Okada scowls at Evil. Okada waits on Evil to rise, and then he ROCKS Evil again!

Okada fires off forearms, whips, but Evil reverses. Okada ducks ‘n’ dodges to ELBOW Evil down! Fans fire up and Okada drags Evil back up. Okada whips Evil to a corner, runs in to ELBOW, and then he kicks low to DDT! Cover, TWO! Okada keeps his cool and fans rally up again. Okada waits on Evil to rise, then Alabama Lifts. But Evil fights that off and bails out! Fans boo but Okada storms out after Evil. Evil kicks low, whips, but Okada reverses! Evil hits railing hard, and then Okada DDTS him to the floor! Fans fire up with Okada and he puts Evil in the ring. Okada drags Evil up again, but Evil blocks the gut wrench!

Evil claws Okada’s face again! The ref reprimands, Okada goes to a corner, and Evil runs in. Okada dodges, then puts Evil up top, to DROPKICK him to the floor! Fans fire up and the ref goes out to check Evil. Okada goes out to fetch Evil but Dick shouts at him. Okada storms up on him but Dick says okay, sorry! But then Dick tries a cheap shot! Okada blocks the kick and he DECKS Dick! Fans fire up and Okada puts Evil in the ring. Okada drags Evil up, scoops and SLAMS, then he goes up the corner! Okada jumps but has to roll through as Evil moves! Okada runs back in but Evil pulls the ref in the way! Okada SPLASHES the ref in the corner!

Fans boo as Evil runs up, but Okada catches him to a MONEY CLIP! Evil reaches out but then here comes the rest of the House boys! Sho & Yujiro beat Okada down and fans boo as hard as they can! Sho & Yujiro stomp Okada down, they put one out on him, and then drag him back up. They hoist Okada up for a DOUBLE FISHERMAN BUSTER! Dick then goes up, the others stand Okada up on his head, and Dick leaps for the NUT CHOP!! Evil grins and fans boo even harder. The ref is back in, Evil covers, TWO!!! Okada survives and fans fire up! Okada sputters but Evil drags him back up to a fireman’s carry, DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!!!

Fans are thunderous as Okada survives again! Evil stands back up, fans rally but Evil slashes his throat. Evil drags Okada up, reels him in, EVERYTHING- NO, Okada slips around to the MONEY CLIP!! Evil fights up, and he RAMS Okada into a corner! Evil is fere, runs back in, but into BOOTS! But then Dick drags Okada out! Okada BOOTS Dick into railing, and he BLASTS Sho into railing! Okada reels Evil in but Yujiro gets on the apron! So Okada shoves Evil into Yujiro! Yujiro falls, Okada hits the BACK2BACKBREAKER! And it’s back to the MONEY CLIP!! Evil endures but he’s turning purple already!

Fans rally as Okada squeezes as tight as he can! Evil reaches out but Okada drags him away! Wait, Dick gets on the apron! The ref stops him, but Okada lets Evil go! Sho runs in to CLOBBER Okada into the ref! Fans boo but Dick gets back in and he uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Okada! Okada fights up to his feet, but Yujiro is there with is pimp cane! Okada BOOTS Yujiro first! Sho runs in with his “Murder Tool,” but Okada BOOTS him too! Dick lets Okada go to kick low! Okada runs, into a DROPKICK! Okada then DROPKICKS Yujiro! Sho kicks low, runs, but into a DROPKICK! Fans are thunderous as Okada stands tall!

Okada drags Evil up as the ref returns again. Okada whips, Evil avoids the dropkick, and Evil shoves the ref into Okada now! The ref goes down, Evil ripcords Okada LOW BLOW MAKER!! Fans boo but Evil drags Okada back up. Evil runs, to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!!! Okada survives and Evil can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous and Evil drags Okada up, to EVERYTHING- NO, Okada slips out to GERMAN SUPLEX! Okada holds on and fans fire up! Okada drags Evil back up, ripcords, but Evil falls down under the lariat! Okada is annoyed, and he drags Evil around. Evil is dead weight, but Okada thinks he’s playing possum.

Okada drags Evil up, Evil shoves the ref! But Okada blocks the low blow! Scoop and LANDSLIDE! Fans fire up and Okada brings Evil up, ripcord, RAIN- EVERY- NO, Okada blocks! And spins, but Evil SWATS the discus away! Evil swings but Okada blocks! Okada tries again but Evil SWATS another lariat! Okada spins again, but Evil catches him for EVERYTHING IS EVIL!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! No one can believe it but Okada survives Evil’s best shot!! Evil slashes his throat, and he drags Okada back up! EVERYTHING- NO, Okada slips out, Alabama Lift, back drop cover! TWO!! Evil escapes, swings, but into EVERYTHING IS EVIL!?!

Fans are thunderous as Okada uses Evil’s own finisher, and then scoops, EMERALD FLOWSION!! And then, ripcord and RAINMAKER!!! Cover, OKADA WINS!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (advances to the finals)

The deck was stacked the entire time, but Okada still found a way to win! Will nothing stop The Rainmaker from becoming the G1 History Maker? Is the Threepeat all but inevitable?

 

G1 Climax 33, Semifinal: Tetsuya Naito VS Will Ospreay w/ The United Empire!

The Uncontrollable Charisma is making it his personal mission to main event WrestleKingdom before he calls it quits. But the IWGP United States Champion also wants to be the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! Who meets Okada in the finals of what is becoming the biggest G1 Climax ever?

The fans are already fired up for Ospreay as he waits on Naito. Naito takes off the entrance attire slowly and the fans rally up for him now. Great-O-Khan gets the Ospreay fans to get louder, and Naito finally finishes with the pants. The bell rings and fans are thunderous already! Naito and Ospreay stare down, then slowly circle. They approach, but Naito backs away. Fans duel as the two circle more, and Ospreay storms up, but Naito backs away to a corner. Ospreay backs up and the two reset. They tie up, go around, and Ospreay wrenches to a wristlock. Naito spins, wrenches back, and hammerlocks.

Ospreay reaches back to headlock, but Naito pushes his forearms in. Ospreay spins, Naito facelocks, but Ospreay switches that onto Naito. Naito gets around to a waistlock and then a full nelson, but Ospreay uses his own leg as leverage to pry that open. Ospreay wrenches an arm to a wristlock and he wrangles Naito to the mat. Naito fights right up to wrench and hammerlock Ospreay. Ospreay goes to ropes and Red Shoes calls for the break. Naito lets off slowly, a forearm still in Ospreay’s face. Naito then pats Ospreay’s shoulders, but Ospreay ROCKS Naito! And ROCKS and CLUBS and whips, but Naito holds ropes.

Naito BOOTS Ospreay, CLUBS him, then runs to RANA! And then tilt-o-whirl, but Ospreay slips free! Naito dodges Hidden Blade, and the roundhouse, to tranquilo! Fans cheer and then Naito bails out. Ospreay scowls but he waits in the ring as Naito takes his time on the outside. Red Shoes makes sure the United Empire leaves Naito alone, and Naito rolls back in. Fans rally, the two feel things out, and they knuckle lock. Naito then kicks low, CLUBS Ospreay, and CLUBS him again! Ospreay blocks the whip, then CHOPS! Fans fire up and Ospreay brings Naito around to CHOP again! Ospreay whips corner to corner, runs in, but Naito BOOTS him!

Naito goes up but Ospreay CHOPS him to the floor! Fans fire up and Ospreay takes aim. Naito stands up, into the PLANCHA! Fans fire up again as Naito goes down! Ospreay brings Naito up, ROCKS him, and then whips Naito, but Naito reverses! Ospreay LEAPS over the railing and lands safe in front of the fans! Naito rushes in but Ospreay ROCKS him! Ospreay leaps off the railing to PIP PIP CHEERIO! Fans fire up but Red Shoes wants this back in the ring. Ospreay drags Naito up, puts him in the ring, and fans applaud. Ospreay covers, ONE! Naito is still in this but Ospreay sits him up to KNEE in the back!

Ospreay KNEES Naito in the back again, then stands him up. Ospreay bumps Naito off buckles, then CHOPS him! Naito staggers, catches his breath, but Ospreay gives him a Kawada Kick and a CHOP! And then again, and then a scoop to a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer and Ospreay just stares down at Naito. Ospreay drags Naito back into a chinlock, and Naito endures the knee digging into his back. Ospreay pulls Naito back more, but fans rally as Naito endures. Naito fights up, throws elbows, but Ospreay clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Naito endures again, and Naito pries the hold open to HIP TOSS!

Ospreay gets up to BOOT! Ospreay whips, Naito reverses and hip tosses into a BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes but both men are down as the fans rally up. Both men stand, Naito throws forearms and whips, then arm-drags, elbows, and basement dropkicks! Fans rally, Naito puts Ospreay in a corner to whip corner to corner, JUMP KICK! Leg sweep! COMBINACION CABRON! Fans fire up and Naito poses! Naito paces, drags Ospreay up, and then cravats for the neck wrench. Ospreay endures, throws body shots, but Naito CLUBS him! Naito whips, for another HIP TOSS BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes and Naito covers, TWO!

Naito clamps right on, LEG SCISSOR NELSON! Ospreay endures, fights around, but Naito pulls on Ospreay’s nose. Red Shoes reprimands, Ospreay fights around, but Naito drags him away from ropes! Ospreay kicks his way around, and he reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Naito claims he needs help, but Red Shoes reprimands. Naito holds, but Red Shoes makes him let go. Naito drags Ospreay up, hammerlocks and half nelsons, but Ospreay CLUBS him away! Naito CLUBS Ospreay and whips, but Ospreay handsprings! NEURALIZER KICK! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Ospreay then goes to the apron to take aim!

Naito rises, Ospreay springboards in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Ospreay encourages them to get louder. Ospreay runs in at Naito, to clothesline him up and out! Fans fire up and Ospreay points to the corner! Ospreay goes up, but Naito hurries after him! Naito anchors Ospreay, brings him down, but Ospreay throws elbows! Naito gives them back, they brawl on the apron! Naito gets the edge, then turns Ospreay around! But Ospreay elbows back! And CHOPS! Ospreay goes up the corner, but Naito stops Ospreay! To bring Ospreay out for a DRAPING APRON NECKBREAKER!!

Naito then brings Ospreay out along the apron, for a DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the floor!! Red Shoes checks Ospreay while fans fire up again. Naito drags himself up and into the ring, the ring count starts and the Empire fans Ospreay. But Ospreay is still down at 10 of 20! And then 13! 15! Ospreay stands at 18, and slides in at 19! Naito DROPKICKS Ospreay, then hammerlocks and half nelsons! GLORIA!! Cover, TWO, PLUMA BLANCA!! Naito busts out his take on the Koji Klutch and Ospreay is caught! Ospreay pries at the hold, the Empire coaches him, and the fans are thunderous as Ospreay endures!

Ospreay kicks around, reaches out, but he’s turning red! He’s fading! Ospreay gets a second wind, and kicks his way to the ROPEBREAK! Naito lets go and fans fire up again. Ospreay goes to a corner, Naito hauls him up top, then climbs up after him! Naito fires forearms, goes to the very top, but Ospreay throws body shots! Ospreay pushes Naito down, then hurries after him, but Naito throws a HEAVY back elbow! Naito puts Ospreay up top backwards, then goes up after him again! SUPER POISON-RANA BUT OSPREAY LANDS ON HIS FEET!! Fans are thunderous and Naito turns around, into a CHOP!

Ospreay runs in, into a BOOT! Naito goes up, reels Ospreay in, but Ospreay blocks Esperanza to hang Naito out to dry! Ospreay throws knees, goes to the corner, and he springboards for a GUILLOTINE SHOOTING STAR!! Then Ospreay drags Naito up for a SITOUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!!! Naito survives and fans are thunderous again! But Ospreay prepares his elbow! Ospreay aims from the corner as Naito rises, and Ospreay runs in, but Naito dropkicks the legs out! Ospreay ducks the enziguri to HOOK KICK! Ospreay springboards, but Naito just moves aside! ROLLING JACKKNIFE BRIDGE, TWO!!!

Ospreay swings, Naito dodges, but then Ospreay dodges to FLYING BLADE?!?! Cover, TWO!!! Naito survives, we pass 20 minutes, and Ospreay hauls Naito up! Naito fights the underhooks, so Ospreay tries a traditional lift, POWER- SATELLITE DDT?!?! Naito turns it around on Ospreay and fans are electric! The Empire fans off Ospreay as he and Naito stir. Ospreay manages to sit up but then he flops back over. Naito shakes out the cobwebs, Ospreay drags himself up with the ropes, and they both head to each other. Ospreay chops, but it wasn’t as strong as usual. Ospreay swings again, Naito dodges and ENZIGURIS!

Naito whips, Ospreay reverses, Naito wrenches, TORNADO DDT!! And then scoop, for VALENCIA!!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and fans are electric again! Naito drags Ospreay up, scoops, and SLAMS! Then he goes to the corner?! Naito hasn’t done this in awhile… STARDUST FLOPS!! HIDDEN BLADE!!! But Ospreay can’t make the cover!! Both men are down and the fans are erupting! The Empire fans Ospreay and coaches him up but Naito has plenty of fans on his side. Ospreay crawls for Naito as Naito stirs. Ospreay grabs at Naito’s arms but the fans are loudly behind Naito!

Ospreay throws a forearm! Naito wobbles, but he comes back with a smile to ROCK Ospreay! Ospreay stares Naito down, to ROCK him in return! Ospreay encourages the fans to fire back up, and Naito smiles as he returns. Naito ROCKS Ospreay, Ospreay ROCKS Naito! Naito ROCKS Ospreay and Ospreay roars! Ospreay ROCKS Naito, Naito ROCKS Ospreay, the forearms keep going! Naito wobbles so Ospreay ROCKS him again! And again! Naito goes to ropes, comes back, and ELBOWS! And elbows, and elbows, and elbows! Ospreay drops to his knees and fans fire up again! We’ve hit 25 minutes as Naito brings Ospreay up!

Naito throws more of those HEAVY back elbows! Ospreay drops to knees again, but Naito just brings him back up! Naito throws even MORE of those elbows, but Ospreay HEADBUTTS! Naito SLAPS! Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Kawada Kick! CHOP! HOOK KICK!! Naito wobbles, Ospreay HOOK KICKS again!! And then HOOK KICKS again!! Naito falls, Ospreay throws down a haymaker! Red Shoes stops Ospreay so he can check Naito! Naito is down, so a standing count begins! Fans are thunderous as Naito stirs at 5 of 10, and only starts sitting up at 7! Naito hears 8, and he pushes Red Shoes away!

Naito grins as he dares Ospreay to keep going. HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!?! Ospreay drags Naito up, springboards, OSCUTTER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?!? Fans can’t believe Naito is still in this, but Ospreay just scoops and SLAMS! And even SPITS on Naito! Ospreay goes up, aims, LEAP OF FAITH!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The most punctuation I’ve given because just HOW?!?! No one can understand how Naito has survived all this damage, but Ospreay just decides to add more! Ospreay drags Naito up, underhooks, STORM- RANA?!?!? Cover, TWO!!!! Naito stands, into a SUPERKICK!!!

Ospreay drags Naito up again and runs, but Naito dodges! Only to fall back over! Naito avoided the Hidden Blade but that last kick must’ve rattled him! Ospreay drags Naito back up, fans are thunderous, but Ospreay ripcords to HIDDEN BLADE!!! Naito may have ducked but it wasn’t enough to avoid it all! So Ospreay underhooks, Canadian racks, DESTINO!?!?! Naito drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay clinches and scoops, but Naito DESTINOS again!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!?!??!?! WHERE WHAT HOW?!?! But Naito doesn’t question it, he just goes again! DESTINOOOOOOO~!!!!! Cover, NAITO WINS!!!!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (advances to the finals)

In just short of half an hour, Naito wins this classic showdown!! With how hard they fought and Ospreay still losing, how much harder will Ospreay have to fight if he wants to win a G1?

As for Naito, Hiromu Takahashi gets off commentary to get Naito some water. Naito is okay and he stands up. Naito gets his hat and the mic to say, “BUENAS NOCHES, RYOGOKUUU~!” Naito says this is the first of two nights for NJPW G1 Climax here in Ryogoku, and he hopes everyone here enjoyed tonight’s show. The fans cheer, they sure did! Naito continues by saying that tomorrow, it is THE G1 Climax Finals. Will it be Okada? Or Naito? Fans cheer for Naito, but Naito says that the answer is naturally… TRANQUILO! Assen na yo. So he hopes he sees everyone right back here tomorrow night.

And of course, NJPW G1 Climax in Ryogoku, night one, can only end with the roll call! “Bushi! Hiromu! Takagi! Yota! Titan!” Oh, wrong order. Okay, sorry, one more time. Fans cheer and Naito starts over, “Bushi! Hiromu! Takagi! Titan! Yota! Y Naito! NOSOTROS! LOS! INGOBERRRRRRNABLEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!!” The fans are ready as we all get just 24 hours rest. Will Naito hit it out of the park and take that G1 Climax trophy home? Or will he end up on the losing side of Okada’s historic threepeat?


My Thoughts:

Awesome stuff in the semifinals, and quite a lot going on in the other matches, too. I probably could’ve caught that 8 Man Tag of TMDK VS Tanahashi, Ishii, Taguchi & Eddie. Luckily I skimmed because I would’ve missed Henare going after Eddie Kingston after the match! Henare clearly wants the NJPW Strong Openweight Championship, and that G1 match of theirs was so good, why not have another? Maybe Eddie wins, maybe Henare wins, hard to say depending on plans AEW/ROH might have for Eddie. Eddie still has unfinished business with Claudio Castagnoli so maybe Eddie drops the NJPW Strong title to Henare so Eddie can then take that ROH title off Claudio.

Great 10 Man Tag for Just5Guys VS the Former Bullet Club Club. When Jado and Taka finally tagged in, I knew that was the finish, but what great chaos during that entire segment. Great win for ELP and the Guerrillas, and I do like that Finlay and his guys showed up to confront them. Both factions won tonight, so they all have momentum going into the various title feuds between them. ELP or Hikuleo could go for the NEVER Openweight title, Tama & Loa could go after the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag titles, and it’d all be great matches either way.

And of course, awesome stuff out of both G1 Climax semifinals. I figured Okada would make it through to the finals, but I was really surprised he did it all by himself. But Henare going after Eddie and his team did plant the seed that Okada would be alone, no Dream Trio to help him. And then Naito VS Ospreay just went to a different level, even for this point in the tournament. All those false finishes, I really thought Ospreay was getting this. But at the same time, we saw Okada VS Ospreay during the round robin, and it’d just seem like a given that Okada wins the rematch to have his threepeat. But with it being Naito now, and Naito’s own story of #OneMoreWrestleKingdom is perhaps the only thing strong enough to counter the historic moment. Even if Okada loses, this could still be a historic G1 finals.

My Score: 9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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