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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (11/1/23)

Time for Round 8!

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Will the United Empire tear down the House of Torture?

Super Junior Tag League is so close to the end, and Catch 2/2 is on the bubble! Will that bubble pop at the hands of Sho & Kanemaru?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Tomoaki Honma VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Hiromu Takahashi & Yota Tsuji VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Hiromu & Tsuji win.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS The House of Torture; Chaos wins.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Connors & Moloney win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita; Bushi & Titan win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Intergalactic Jet Setters; win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku; win.
  • 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Catch 2/2 wins.

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Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings.

Master Wato & El Desperado: 5-2, 10 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 5-2, 10 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 4-3, 8 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 4-3, 8 points
Bushi & Titan: 4-3, 8 points
Catch 2/2: 4-3, 8 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 3-4, 6 points
Yoh & Musashi: 3-4, 6 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 1-6, 2 points [ELIMINATED]

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!

The Funky Weapon & The Eternal are out of the running for this tournament, but maybe they can circumvent all that. Can they get a huge win on the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions? Or will be shot down by The Cowboy & The Criminal?

To turn the tables on these War Dogs, Taguchi & DKC attack first! They brawl at the ramp, Taguchi puts Connors in while DKC SMACKS Drilla off the apron. The bell rings, Taguchi and Connors, the former Wild Hips, stare down. Connors says he’s Bullet Club 4 Life, so Taguchi CLUBS away on him! And kicks away on him! And CLUBS him, and stomps him! And then CHOKES him! The ref counts, Taguchi lets off and runs, but into a knee! Connors CLUBS Taguchi, runs, but into the HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up with Taguchi but Connors tags Drilla. Taguchi kicks and whips but Drilla reverses. But Taguchi turns hip toss into hip toss!

Tag to DKC, he and Taguchi double whip, to DOUBLE PUNCH! Then somersault and DOUBLE KICK! OSU! Fans cheer, DKC covers, TWO! DKC drags Drilla up in a facelock and snapmares to KICK! And FALLING CHOP! Cover, TWO! DKC drags Drilla up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Taguchi, and Taguchi kicks low. Taguchi throws hands, Connors sneaks a tag and Drilla whips. Drilla hurdles, then drops, then rushes DKC, but DKC dumps him out! Taguchi also dodges Connors, then whips to bypass, and bypass, and bypass! Connors stops when he recognizes this old trick, and fans applaud.

Connors rushes Taguchi, Taguchi dodges but the hip attack meets atomic drop! Connors waistlocks, but Taguchi switches. Connors switches back but Taguchi elbows free. Taguchi runs but into a cheap shot from Drilla! Connors CLOBBERS Taguchi and Drilla YANKS DKC off the apron! Drilla scoops DKC to SLAM him on the floor, and Connors stomps Taguchi. Connors sits Taguchi up, to point blank hip! 100 Proof still has those wild hips, and he covers, TWO! Fans rally, Connors drags Taguchi up and whips him hard into the corner. Tag to Drilla and the War Dogs dig their boots in. The ref reprimands and they let off.

Drilla gives Taguchi a point blank hip! Drilla taunts Taguchi, stands on his hand, then stomps the fingers! Drilla BLASTS DKC off the apron, drags Taguchi up and snap suplexes. Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Drilla grinds his forearm into Taguchi’s face! The ref reprimands, Drilla lets off, and he stomps Taguchi. Taguchi CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Drilla claws the eyes and puts Taguchi in the corner. Tag to Connors, and now Connors BLASTS DKC! Connors runs in to clothesline Taguchi, Drilla runs in to forearm smash! Snapmare, and Connors drops an elbow! Cover, TWO!

Fans applaud as Taguchi hangs in there, but Connors clamps on a chinlock. Taguchi endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Taguchi is free, runs, but Connors turns hip attack into atomic drop! Connors runs, but Taguchi follows, only to get another atomic drop! Connors whips, Taguchi reverses, and this time the HIP ATTACK hits! Fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tags to DKC and Drilla! DKC dodges to KICK, KICK and whip! Drilla reverses but the DKCANNONBALL hits! DKC wrenches, reels and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans fire up with DKC as he calls for “DK FIRE!”

DKC drags Drilla up to CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! Fans rally with every shot, and DKC tops it off with a FALLING CHOP! Then DKC runs to SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as DKC tags in Taguchi. Taguchi drags Drilla up and calls for the Super DK Fire! Scoop and DKC goes up, SUPER DK FIRE! Cover, Connors breaks it! Taguchi TOSSES Connors, then coordinates with DKC. OSU! They give Drilla the KNUCKLE SANDWICH! But Drilla ducks and the last punches hit DKC and Taguchi! Drilla runs up but DKC still CHOPS him! But Connors POUNCES DKC! Taguchi DROPKICKS Connors!

Taguchi kicks at Drilla but Drilla blocks, spins and CHOPS! Drilla CHOPS Taguchi on the back! Bullet Club locks ‘n’ loads, DOUBLE- NO DKC BOOTS Drilla and Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Connors! Fans fire up as all four men are down! DKC and Connors get out, Taguchi crawls for his corner, as does Drilla. Hot tags to Connors and DKC, and DKC dodges Connors to reel him in! DK- NO, Connors fights out to waistlock, but DKC elbows free! And body blow! And RIDGE HAND! And URAKEN! Connors wobbles, DKC runs, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cover, TWO! But into DKCRUCIFIXION! Drilla runs in but Taguchi intercepts, OH MY GAH ANKLE!!

The War Dogs endure the stereo submissions, but then Drilla moves around and rolls, sending Taguchi into DKC! Connors is free and fans applaud the exchange. The War Dogs regroup, DKC runs in, but Drilla catches him! BRAINBUSTER! Drilla then kicks Taguchi, runs, but into an ENZIGURI! Connors runs up but Taguchi dodges! Taguchi SPEARS Connors?! Fans fire up and Taguchi coordinates with DKC! They take corners, “ORYA~!” But Connors moves and hips hit hips! SPINEBUSTER and DOUBLE STOMPS for DKC! POWERSLAM for Taguchi! They get DKC up, DOUBLE GORE!!

And then Connors climbs, Drilla suplexes, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Connors & Drilla win!

Winners: Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Taguchi & DKC earn 0)

The champs unload and they are going strong into the ninth! Will they solidify a spot in the tournament finals? Or are they about to run out of ammo? As for Taguchi & DKC, will they at least score one more in the end?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita!

Los Ingobernables de Japon is holding on by a thread, but TMDK is on the bubble! Will the Black Mask & El Inmortal be cut down? Or will they pop the Sniper of the Skies & Ichiban Sweet Boy’s chances?

What a great surprise for LIJ fans, as not just Tetsuya Naito but Shingo Takagi, the NEW NEVER Openweight Champion, are going to be sitting ringside! Will this support help Bushi & Titan get to the trophies? That aside, the teams sort out and after an LIJ fist bump, Titan starts against Fujita. Fans rally as the two circle, and they feel things out. They tie up, Fujita waistlocks but Titan wrenches out. Fujita rolls, handsprings, wrenches, hammerlocks and headlocks. Fujita hits the takeover and fans applaud. Titan headscissors, Fujita fights around, and he pops free to then trap Titan’s legs. Fujita floats to a headlocks, Titan slips out to facelock but Fujita gets away.

Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset. They circle, feel things out, and Titan trips Fujita. Titan runs, Fujita drops but Titan cartwheels over. Fujita wrenches and whips but Titan goes up and over to handspring away. Fans fire up as Fujita runs in and waistlocks to shove. Titan ends up in the corner, puts Fujita on the apron, but Fujita RAMS into Titan. Titan rolls back, Fujita springboards but Titan gets under. They keep moving, and Fujita RANAS Titan out of the ring! Fans fire up and Fujita hurries after Titan. Fujita puts Titan back in, tags Eagles, and TMDK drags Titan up. They double whip, ELBOW and SLIDING BOOT! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally, Eagles has Titan’s legs but Titan scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Eagles lets off, but then Eagles stomps Titan’s leg. Eagles bumps Titan off buckles, tags Fujita in, and Fujita brings Titan around. Titan throws a forearm! Fujita throws one back! Titan throws another forearm, so Fujita CHOPS back! Titan falls against ropes but Fujita stands him up. Fujita whips but Titan reverses and SOBATS! Bushi runs in to dropkick a leg out and Titan SUPERKICKS Fujita down! Bushi BLASTS Eagles, goes out after him, and Titan drags Fujita up to CLUB him down. Titan stomps Fujita, then tags Bushi in.

Fans rally as Bushi whips Fujita to a corner. Bushi runs in to elbow, then he snapmares Fujita to basement dropkick in the back! Cover, TWO! Bushi stomps Fujita, drags him up and wrenches, then tags Titan. Titan goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Fujita’s arm! Titan BLASTS Eagles for good measure before going back to Fujita. Titan kicks Fujita around, eggs him on, then kicks him again. Fujita sits up, into a KICK! Titan brings Fujita around to snapmare, run, and fake Fujita out to basement dropkick from the front! Cover, TWO! Titan drags Fujita around, tag to Bushi, and they split the wishbone! Bushi then snapmares to KICK Fujita in the back!

Fujita writhes, fans rally up, and Bushi kicks Fujita around. Bushi brings Fujita up but Fujita fires forearms. Bushi knees low, reels Fujita in, but Fujita slips out of the suplex. Fujita waistlocks, Bushi elbows free and runs, but Fujita gets around, to GERMAN SUPELX! Fans fire up while both men are down! Bushi and Fujita crawl, hot tag to Eagles! Eagles runs up to hurdle over Bushi, and he BLASTS Titan off the apron! Then Eagles RANAS Bushi, WHEEL KICKS and kips up! Titan runs in but Eagles whips him away to CHOP BLOCK a leg! LIJ regroups outside and Eagles builds speed! Eagles DIVES! Direct hit, and Eagles lands on his feet!

Fans fire up with Eagles and he goes back for Bushi. Eagles puts Bushi in the ring, stalks him, then runs corner to corner to DOUBLE KNEE! And BASEMENT 619 to get the legs! Then DOUBLE KNEES again! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Eagles goes up a corner. Fans fire up more as Eagles aims, 450- NO, he has to roll through! But Bushi BOOTS back! Eagles blocks a kick, ducks the enziguri, and even avoids the rewind heel! Eagles steps through but Bushi drags him down for a cradle! TWO! Eagles escapes, Bushi dodges, and Bushi dropkicks the legs out! Fans rally up as Bushi hurries, hot tag to Titan!

Titan springboards in to CROSSBODY Eagles down! Then Titan fires off a strike fest, powers up the arm and runs, but into a BOOT! Eagles whips, but Titan reverses to TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Eagles hangs tough but Titan pounds the mat. Fans rally with Titan as he gets help from Bushi to go up and up and tightrope walk. DIVING SPLASH into the RON MILLER SPECIAL!! And Fujita catches Bushi for a KIMURA! LIJ endures stereo submissions, but Titan fights his way around! Fans rally, Titan crawls and reaches out, but Eagles drags him back! So Titan goes to the other side to have the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Eagles lets off and Fujita sends Bushi out. Tag to Fujita and TMDK fires up. They double wrench and lift, MAXXY BOMB! Cover, Bushi breaks it! Eagles TOSSES Bushi, Fujita drags Titan up. But Titan ROCKS Fujita! And again! Fujita CHOPS, then gets in Titan’s face. Titan fires a forearm in return! Fujita gives one back, and then another, and another, and another! Titan is in a corner, Fujita SHOTGUNS him down! Then Fujita vows to end it! Suplex and- NO, Titan fights it off! So Fujita CHOPS again! Fujita runs, but Titan trips him and Bushi basement dropkicks! Bushi hauls Fujita up to hang him out to dry!

Titan is on the corner, he GUILLOTINE MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, Eagles breaks it! Bushi TOSSES Eagles, and then fans rally behind LIJ. Off comes the elbow pad! Titan runs in, FRAME OUT! Bushi CODE- NO, Fujita flips through and he DROPKICKS Bushi! Fujita avoids Titan’s springboard! Eagles SOBATS, Fujita UPPERCUTS, then TMDK CHOP ROUNDHOUSE COMBO! Fans fire up and TMDK coordinates. They haul Titan up, run, but Titan avoids the sweep and Bushi trips Fujita! Titan goes Matrix to CALF KICK Eagles out! Titan then builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Eagles!

Bushi has Fujita but Fujita fires forearms! Fujita runs, into the ENZIGURI! Bushi hits the CODE BREAKER! Titan is there, ANGEL INMORTAL!!! Cover, LIJ wins!

Winners: Bushi & Titan, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Eagles & Fujita earn 0)

An incredible battle, and LIJ is still holding on! Will they be able to reach the finals with this? Or will they be struck out at the bottom of the ninth? As for TMDK, they’re mathematically eliminated from the finals, but can they have a mighty finish and spoil someone else’s run?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Intergalactic Jet Setters!

Planes, trains, automobiles, both these teams are still on the move, but only one can win the race. But will #MUSAKO be derailed this close to the end? Or will it be Kushida & Kevin Knight that have to cancel their trip to the finals?

The teams sort out and Musashi starts against Knight. The fans rally as the two circle, and Knight tries the leg guard. Musashi stays back so they tie up collar ‘n’ elbow. They clinch, Knight throws Musashi down but Musashi slips out the back. Musashi facelocks but Knight slips around, gets a leg for the toehold and he pulls back. Musashi powers around to waistlock, but Knight throws him for an armlock. Musashi headscissors, Knight kips free, and fans cheer the exchange. The two reset, circle again, and tie up. Knight headlocks and grinds, but Musashi throws body shots to power out and headlock in return.

Knight powers out, things speed up and Knight hurdles. Musashi leaps over, Knight kips up and ducks a lariat to waistlock. Knight shoves Musashi to the corner, then runs in, but Musashi goes up and over and arm-drags! Then RANAS! Fans fire up and Musashi brings Knight up. Musashi CHOPS, and Knight goes to ropes. Kushida tags in as Musashi whips and Knight reverses. Knight then bypasses Musashi to BLAST Yoh, and Kushida trips Musashi. Knight runs to SPLASH, then Kushida drags Musashi out to ROCK him, and knee him low! Kushida puts Musashi back in, drags him around, and scoops to SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Kushida keeps on Musashi with a headlock and grinds him down. Musashi endures, even as Kushida pulls back on the hold. Musashi fights up to his feet, Kushida grinds the headlock more and he brings Musashi back down. But Musashi still powers his way up, only for Knight to tag in. Kushida wrenches and whips, and Knight catches Musashi to a COBRA TWIST! Fans cheer and Knight says, “Tsuyoi!” But Musashi hip tosses free! Fans rally as Musashi crawls and Knight pursues. Knight gets past Musashi to BLAST Yoh! Knight drags Musashi, tags Kushida, and they split the wishbone! Kushida wrenches and reels Musashi in for a COBRA TWIST!

Musashi endures, Knight says hush, don’t tell anyone. He and Kushida link up to put on more pressure! But they let go before the ref notices. Kushida and Knight link up again! The ref sees it this time and he reprimands! Knight apologizes, Kushida shoves Musashi down, and Musashi flops out of the ring. Kushida goes out to bring Musashi up, and CHOP! Musashi staggers around the way, Kushida CHOPS but gets POST! Musashi gets in the ring, Kushida and Knight both grab legs to drag him back! The Jet Setters double whip but Musashi crisscrosses then, CHOPS Knight and sends Kushida into him! Then ENZIGURI for Kushida!

Fans rally up as Musashi crawls, but Kushida anchors a foot. Musashi kicks him away to hot tag Yoh! Yoh rallies on Kushida, whips, but Kushida reverses, only for Yoh to FLYING FOREARM! Yoh HANDSPRING KICKS Knight down, then PLANCHAS! Yoh hurries to then PLANCHA Kushida! Fans fire up for Yoh and he stomps Kushida. Yoh puts Kushida in the ring, drags him up and scoops to SLAM in a drop zone. Yoh then goes up to TWISTING VADER! Cover, TWO! Yoh keeps cool and he tags Musashi in. #MUSAKO double whips Kushida, but Kushida handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW! Fans cheer as all three are down!

Fans rally up and Kushida crawls for his corner. Hot tag to Knight! Knight springboards to DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! Fans fire up again and Knight fires off haymakers! Knight whips, scoops and BACKBREAKERS! Musashi goes to a corner, Knight runs in, STINGER SPLASH! Then Knight runs to STINGER SPLASH Yoh! Knight says “MOII KAI!” and he runs, but into Musashi’s BOOT! Musashi goes up, Knight gets under his leap, but Musashi keeps going! Musashi dropkicks the legs then he dropkicks Knight! Kushida runs in to knee and headlock, but Musashi powers out and Yoh UPPERCUTS Kushida down!

#MUSAKO gets the Jet Setters up to STEREO FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this for his team but #MUSAKO tune up the band! They aim, to DOUBLE- NO, Knight jumps the kicks to DOUBLE PELE! Fans fire up with Knight, and he brings Musashi up. Musashi clinches, Knight fights free but Musashi gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Knight lands on his feet! Knight runs up, but into a SUPERKICK! Musashi tries again, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Kushida breaks it! Yoh TOSSES Kushida out and Kushida takes railing down with him! Musashi drags Knight up, scoops and SLAMS!

Musashi hurries to a corner and climbs up. Yoh and Kushida brawl on the outside while Musashi FROG SPLASH FLOPS! Knight runs up and whips Musashi to a corner. Kushida joins in, SPLASH ENZIGURI COMBO! Knight puts Musashi up in the UPPER ROOM! Fans fire up and Knight brings Musashi around. Yoh rushes in, kicks and whips Knight, but Kushida gives Knight the BOOST to CROSSBODY Yoh down! Kushida dropkicks Yoh out, but Musashi CHOPS Knight! Musashi swings, misses, Knight SATELLITE DDTS! Cover, Jet Setters win!!

Winners: Intergalactic Jet Setters, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yoh & Musashi earn 0)

Planes beat trains, and while Kushida & Knight stay in the race, #MUSAKO is now detoured into elimination! Will Yoh & Musashi still be able to spoil another team’s chances? Can Kushida & Knight reach their destination?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Master Wato & El Desperado VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku!

Just as the Way of the Grandmaster and Rogue Luchador were on the same wavelength, they got caught by Catch 2/2. And now, Desperado faces his old pals, Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker. Will #DespeWato prove they can rebound as a team? Or will Douki & Taka start being spoilers in this tournament?

The teams sort out and Douki starts against Desperado. The fans rally up at the bell as these two stare down. They circle, tie up, and Desperado powers Douki to ropes. The ref counts, Desperado lets off with a pie face, but Douki keeps his cool. They tie up again, Douki waistlocks but Desperado elbows free. Desperado runs, Douki drops down then hurdles. Desperado leaps over, Douki keeps going and he fakes out the powerslam to basement dropkick! Fans cheer and Douki looms over Desperado. Desperado stands to fire a forearm. Douki fires back, but Desperado gets around to waistlock. Douki switches, but Wato tags in as Desperado bucks the O’Conner!

Douki gets up, and DespeWato runs him over with double shoulders! Fans fire up, Wato offers a handshake, and Desperado just barely accepts it. Wato stomps Douki, kicks him to ropes, then brings him around to scoop. Douki slips free, reels Wato in, ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Taka BLASTS Desperado while Wato fights around, ROPEBREAK! Douki lets go as the ref counts 4, and he tags Taka. Taka drags Wato up, throws knees, then wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS! And ELBOW BREAKERS again! Taka headlocks but Wato powers up, only for Taka to hold on tight! Wato tries again but Taka wrenches, headlocks and hits the takeover.

Taka then shifts to a headscissor squeeze, and he bends one of Wato’s arms into a double wristlock! Douki YANKS Desperado down but Wato fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go, stomps Wato, then ROCKS him with a haymaker! Tag to Douki and he stomps Wato. Wato CHOPS Douki, fires a forearm, but Douki CHOPS Wato down! Fans rally and duel, and Douki whips Wato to a corner. Douki runs in and clotheslines! Then he brings Wato out, but Wato fights the suplex! Fans rally, Wato tries to suplex back but Douki fights it! Douki knees low, reels Wato in but Wato still suplexes! Douki fights, wrenches, knees and whips.

Wato reverses the whip to CALF KICK! Both men are down and fans fire up! Wato crawls, hot tag to Desperado! Desperado rushes in but Douki dodges. Douki returns but Desperado dodges! Douki blocks a kick, Desperado dodges a haymaker, but Douki reverses the whip. Desperado ducks ‘n’ dodges to run Douki over! Desperado then DECKS Taka! Desperado runs in at the corner to ELBOW him, then suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Douki is still in this but Desperado fires up. The fans are with him as he hauls Douki up. But Douki fights the lift and throws elbows! Desperado still tries, but Douki fights the suplex to arm-drag!

Douki has the arms, rolls, ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Desperado fights towards ropes but Douki rolls him away! Desperado uses that to get the STRETCH MUFFLER! But Douki rolls that to a cradle, TWO! Douki swings, Desperado spins him, but Douki fights the suplex. Douki runs, Desperado reels him in but Douki hooks free, kicks low and ENZIGURIS! Desperado staggers, Douki reels him into Gory Especial, DODON NO JUTSU! Backslide cover, TWO! Desperado is still in this but the fans rally up as Douki goes to the apron. Douki climbs a corner, to DIVING- NO, Desperado avoids the stomps, to SPINE-

NO, Douki fights that to spin Desperado and kick low. But Desperado ROCKS Douki in return! Douki HELL STABS, then runs, to LARIAT! But Desperado stays up! Douki roars and runs, into a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up while both men are down, and they crawl for their corners. Hot tags to Taka and Wato! Wato springboards but Taka gets under. Taka runs in but into a BOOT! Wato rusn to RANA Taka to a corner, then he runs in, only for Taka to put him on the corner. Wato GAMANGIRIS, springboards, and FLYING UPPERCUTS! Cover, TWO! Taka hangs in there but Wato has the fans fired up.

Wato wrenches, clinches, but Taka fights the lift! Wato knees low, whips, but Taka reverses to wrangle! Wato slips free to BOOT Taka, then TSUTEN- NO, Taka victory rolls, to JUST FACELOCK! Wato flails, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Taka lets go in frustration but he drags Wato up. Wato breaks free but Taka knees low! And again! Taka scoops, but Wato slips free to SOBAT! Taka JUMP SOBATS! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! But into JUST FACELOCK!! Douki intercepts Desperado with ITALIAN STRETCH #32!! Taka pulls way back on Wato! Wato endures, fights forward, but Taka rolls him from ropes!

Taka flips Wato to SHINING WIZARD again! Taka then hauls Wato up, MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! Cover, DESPERADO BREAKS IT! Fans fire up, Douki stomps Desperado down. Taka adds on but Desperado fights them both with forearms and chops! They double kick, double whip, but Desperado holds ropes! Desperado BOOTS Douki, ELBOWS Taka, then scoops Douki, but Douki slips free to shove him to a corner. SHINING WIZARD, CALF KICK, and DROPKICK! Fans rally as Taka whips Wato into Douki’s BOOT! Douki goes to the apron, Taka KNEES Wato back, and Douki slingshots, only for Desperado to YANK him down!

Taka BOOTS Wato but Wato ROUNDHOUSES in return! They both fall and fans fire back up! Taka and Wato crawl, Desperado gets in and he coaches Wato up. Douki is in and he CLUBS Desperado! Desperado and Douki fire forearms back and forth, and Douki gets the edge. Douki whips, Desperado reverses, Douki springboards but slips! Desperado gets Douki for a BIG back suplex! Desperado roars, drags Douki around, and he gut wrenches for GUITARRA- NO, Douki slips free, runs, and LARIATS! Fans fire up and Douki calls to Taka! Taka drags Desperado up to whip into Douki’s BOOT!

Taka KNEES Desperado, Douki slingshots, DAYBREAK!! Desperado flops over and Taka fires up with Douki! Taka whips Douki so he can DIVE and take Desperado out at the ramp! Taka scoops, Wato slips free, TSUTEN- NO, Taka lands on his feet! Wato blocks a kick, Taka ducks a kick, but Wato catches Taka to chicken wings! But Taka slips free to wrangle, shift, and JUST FACELOCK!!! Taka CLUBS away on Wato, pulls waaay back, and Wato flails!! Taka rolls Wato from ropes, CLUBS him some more, JUST- NO, Wato pops free and body scissors, to VENDEVAL!!! Taka endures, Desperado keeps Douki out, TAKA TAPS! DESPEWATO WINS!!

Winners: Master Wato & El Desperado, by submission (gain 2 points; Douki & Taka earn 0)

Desperado looks exhausted on the outside, this match surely took a lot out of him and Wato. But this win keeps them in the running, can the dysfunctional duo make it to the finals? As for Douki & Taka, will they just have to fight that much harder to prove themselves a worthy team?

 

2023 Super Junior Tag League: Catch 2/2 VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

TJP & Francesco Akira took down “the heroes” of this league last round, and have called out the War Dogs, but they’ve gotta get past the House of Torture if they want that shot at the finals! Will the United Empire conquer the day? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master be the wrench in their plans?

The teams sort out, and the House attacks! They knock Akira & TJP off the corner, the bell rings, and Kanemaru stomps TJP while Sho grinds Akira’s bad arm! Kanemaru drags TJP up to POST him! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho puts Akira in. Sho stalks Akira, stomps him, and he taunts him. Akira stands to fire forearms, but Sho kicks low. Sho headlocks, he grinds Akira down, but Akira endures. Akira fights up, powers out, then hurdles. Sho stops himself and he avoids the dropkick! Sho taunts Akira, stomps him more, then runs. Akira dodges and returns to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Then he DROPKICKS Sho down!

Fans fire up with Akira and he bumps Sho off buckles. Tag to TJP, Catch 2/2 whip and SOBAT! KICK! Trip, and SHOTGUN! Kanemaru runs in but he get an atomic drop, then wrench and NECKBREAKER LEG SWEEP COMBO! Fans fire up and TJP brings Sho up to UPPERCUT! Sho sputters, TJP keeps him from getting away, and drags him back in to whip to a corner. TJP runs up on Sho to stomp him down, then he gives Sho the scrubbing! Fans rally up and TJP runs side to side, but Kanemaru trips him! Sho then BLASTS Akira, Kanemaru drags TJP out and POSTS him again! Fans boo, but Sho brings Akira into the crowd!

Sho runs Akira all the way into the back wall! Fans boo more, but Kanemaru drags TJP around, and Sho CHOKES Akira with a spare chair! Kanemaru SMACKS TJP off the timekeeper’s table, then Sho returns as the ring count starts. Sho waits in the ring and soaks up the heat as the count passes 10 of 20. The count is 15 while TJP is still down! TJP flounders, claws at the apron skirt, and slides in at 19! Fans cheer but Sho stands on TJP’s neck. Sho then drags TJP up to CLUB him back down. Sho puts TJP on the ropes to CHOKE him, but Red Shoes reprimands. Sho lets off at 4, and he tags Kanemaru.

Kanemaru storms up to drag TJP up, and DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Kanemaru drags TJP up to snapmare. Kanemaru runs to basement dropkick! Kanemaru drags TJP up, CLUBS him on the neck, and Sho puts TJP on ropes for Kanemaru to dig his boot in. Red Shoes reprimands, Sho still CHOKES TJP, but then Kanemaru drags TJP into a headscissors squeeze. Sho goes after Akira on the outside! Kanemaru RAMS TJP into the mat, and again! Kanemaru keeps on the squeeze, TJP fades, but Kanemaru lets him go to cover, TWO! TJP is still in this and fans rally up. Kanemaru drags TJP up but TJP throws body shots!

Kanemaru CLUBS TJP, then gets him up for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as TJP goes to ropes, but Kanemaru tags Sho. Sho drags TJP around, puts him on the apron, and Sho distracts Red Shoes so Kanemaru can dropkick! Sho covers, TWO! Sho drags TJP into a chinlock and he digs that knee into TJP’s neck. The fans rally, but Sho rips the tape away! Sho throws the tape at Akira, Red Shoes has to keep Akira back, and Sho stomps TJP. Tag to Kanemaru, and he runs to BOOT Akira down! Sho reels TJP in but TJP wrenches out to kick low! TJP kicks Kanemaru, too, then goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBOS!

Fans fire up and TJP crawls for his corner. Hot tag to Akira! Akira fires off forearms and CHOPS, then whips. Kanemaru reverses but Akira ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Fans fire up again and Akira goes corner to corner, to clothesline! Then he runs in again, UPPERCUT! Akira shouts “IKU ZO!” but Sho sucker punches him! Sho & Kanemaru double whip but Akira sends Kanemaru into Sho! Akira kicks Kanemaru’s legs out, then uses him to launch and SHOTGUN Sho! Sho falls out of the ring, Akira goes up a corner, and Akira CROSSBODIES Kanemaru down! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally and Akira keeps his cool. Akira pounds the mat and fans clap along, “A! KI-RA! A! KI-RA!” Akira runs, wheelbarrows, but Kanemaru blocks that. Akira ELBOWS Kanemaru, runs, but Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Kanemaru drags Akira by a leg, to SMASH the knee! Kanemaru then steps through to have the FIGURE FOUR! Akira endures and fans rally, but Kanemaru thrashes the hold! Akira crawls, reaches out, and Akira has the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Kanemaru lets go in frustration. Kanemaru drags Akira up, has the leg, but Akira CLUBS him. Kanemaru kicks the leg! And again! And again!

Kanemaru runs, dodges Akira’s clothesline, but Akira dodges the basement dropkick! Akira runs up to wheelbarrow and victory roll, STOMP 182! Fans fire up while both men are down! Akira crawls, as does Kanemaru, hot tag to Sho and he drags Akira away! Akira BOOTS Sho away, then crawls, but now Kanemaru gets a leg! The House drags Akira back but he BOOTS them both away! Hot tag to TJP! TJP goes up to MAMBA CROSSBODY! Both House boys go down, and TJP atomic drops Sho! TJP whips, Sho reverses but TJP ducks ‘n’ dodges to whip again, and THESZ PRESS! Fans fire up and TJP pounds the mat.

TJP goes to the corner as fans clap for “CATCH! NI NI!” TJP is up top, but Sho hits the ropes to trip him up! Sho climbs up, brings TJP up, but TJP holds the ropes! Akira CLUBS Sho, then Electric Chair Lifts! Akira says they can just switch roles, and TJP agrees! But Sho fights free to shove Akira! TJP still FLYING LARIATS to take Sho down! And now they’re in opposite corners! They run in, 2 BY- NO, Kanemaru dropkicks TJP! Akira kicks and whips Kanemaru but he holds ropes. Akira runs in but Kanemaru dumps him out! Kanemaru scoops TJP for BRITISH FALL! And then he feeds TJP to Sho!

Sho gets TJP up, POWER BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! TJP survives and the fans fire up! Kanemaru smothers Akira on the outside and Sho reels TJP in. Sho tucks the arms, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! Cover, AKIRA BREAKS IT! Fans fire up but Kanemaru storms up to Akira. Kanemaru wrenches the bad arm, but Akira fires forearms and CHOPS with the good one! But the House mugs Akira! Akira still fires forearms and CHOPS! Kanemaru ROCKS Akira, the House double whip but Akira ducks the lariats to SUPERKICK Kanemaru! Sho ROCKS Akira, fires boxing elbows, then whips, but Akira reverses. TJP is in, ALLEY-OOP!!

Catch 2/2 set up again, for 2 BY 2!!! Cover, KANEMARU BREAKS IT! All four men are down and fans rally back up! TJP drags Kanemaru up but Kanemaru rakes the eyes! Akira swings, Kanemaru dodges and ENZIGURIS! Kanemaru runs, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! TJP drags Sho up, reels him in, but Sho victory rolls, TWO!! Sho scrambles up and uses Red Shoes as a shield! TJP pushes Red Shoes aside, but Sho LOW BLOWS! Fans boo the underhanded tactic but Sho laughs. Sho aims his bow, reels TJP in and tucks the arms, SHOCK- NO, TJP slips through to have the IRON OCTOPUS! Akira has Kanemaru in the ropes with a GUILLOTINE!

Sho endures, Kanemaru marches his way forward, and he RAMS into TJP, Sho and even Red Shoes! And of course, here comes Evil, Dick & Yujiro! The fans boo as the rest of the House stomps away on TJP & Akira! They drag Akira up, wrench and whip him to the corner, and then Dick runs in, but Akira dodges! Evil still catches Akira, but Akira slips away and Yujiro’s BOOT hits Evil! Yujiro rushes Akira but Akira dumps him out! Akira dodges Dick to DROPKICK him out! And now the United Empire is here! Henare and Callum get Yujiro and Dick, and Great-O-Khan goes after Evil! Fans cheer as justice is served!

TJP and Sho stand up, Sho runs in but into FINAL CUT! TJP goes up and fans cheer, MAMBA- NO, Sho moves and Kanemaru drags TJP down! Sho SHOVES Red Shoes into TJP!! Sho gets his Murder Tool while Kanemaru POSTS Akira! Fans boo as Sho aims his wrench, but TJP ducks! TJP kicks low, takes the wrench, and fans fire up! But Kanemaru CLUBS TJP! Sho stands TJP up as Kanemaru takes a swig! But TJP ducks and the WHISKEY MIST hits Sho!! TJP SOBATS Kanemaru then cradles Sho! CATCH 2/2 WINS!!

Winners: Catch 2/2, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Sho & Kanemaru earn 0)

But the House mugs Catch 2/2 after! The sore losers are trying to ruin things even now! Kanemaru grabs his bottle, he drags TJP up, and CRACKS TJP with it!! Sho has the wrench back to CLUB Akira down! Fans boo as the House tortures Akira’s bad arm! Then Sho tucks TJP’s arms, for SHOCK ARROW!!! Fans boo, the winners should be celebrating, but now Sho gets the mic! “A useless team like you can’t make it to the finals! Nobody can accept a cheap win like that!” Fans boo because Sho’s one to talk. But Sho says Catch 2/2 is “the most pathetic of ’em all!” And he “didn’t even wanna wrestle in this hellhole of a town today!”

Fans boo more, but Sho blames he and Kanemaru lost “because of you sick Ishikawa people! You all turn my stomach! If we can’t win this whole thing, we blame you Ishikawa scum!” Fans hope they do lose! But Sho says it’s fine, because he and Kanemaru WILL win! Sho tells Catch 2/2 that “crawling on the ground is fitting for you!” And in English he adds, “Catch 2/2 is dead! HAHA! Stay down, maggot!” Sho laughs at his own video game reference. He then says Catch 2/2 will fail, “just like these Ishikawa losers! That’s the power of the United Empire, morons~!”

Sho throws down the mic and the House heads out, but will this only motivate Catch 2/2 more in the final round? Will Sho & Kanemaru have their own run ruined in the end?

 

Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League Standings!

Master Wato & El Desperado: 6-2, 12 points
Catch 2/2: 5-3, 10 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 5-3, 10 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 5-3, 10 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 5-3, 10 points
Bushi & Titan: 5-3, 10 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Yoh & Musashi: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 1-7, 2 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

Another great round for the tournament, and now with four teams mathematically eliminated, we’ve got some real good scenarios here. DespeWato could actually lose in the ninth round and still find their way in because they’re the only 6-2 right now. And of those 5-3 teams, quite a few of them would also need one of the eliminated teams to win and spoil another team’s run. From what it feels like, Catch 2/2 could definitely take the other spot in the finals if they get past Jet Setters. If anything, that is the match that determines a lot of this as both teams are formerly tag champs and are hungry to get back to the titles.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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