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Mitchell’s NJPW World Tag League Results & Report! (11/28/23)

Block A, round 4!

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Will TMDK be ready for anything?

The World Tag League gets going again, and A Block is looking Mighty! But will Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls still not kneel? Or will their momentum stop in round four?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club; LIJ wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Master Wato, Minoru Suzuki & Yuji Nagata VS El Phantasmo, Hikuleo & Jado; Wato, Suzuki & Nagata win.
  • Six Man Tag: Just5Guys VS Ryusuke Taguchi, Lance Archer & Alex Zayne; Just5Guys win.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS Tiger Mask, Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr; Chaos wins.
  • 2023 World Tag League, Block A: Gabe Kidd & Alex Coughlin VS The Gates of Agony; The Gates win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, Block A: EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi VS Great-O-Khan & Henare; Khan & Henare win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, Block A: Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii VS TMDK; Yano & Ishii win.
  • 2023 World Tag League, Block A: Shota Umino & Ren Narita VS Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa; Shota & Narita win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current A Block standings.

TMDK: 3-0, 6 points
Shota Umino & Ren Narita: 2-1, 4 points
Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa: 2-1, 4 points
War Dogs: 2-1, 4 points
The House of Torture: 1-2, 2 points
The United Empire: 1-2, 2 points
Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii: 1-2, 2 points
The Gates of Agony: 0-3, 0 points

 

2023 World Tag League, Block A: Gabe Kidd & Alex Coughlin VS The Gates of Agony!

The War Dogs are chasing that top spot while Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona are circling the drain! Will Kidd & Coughlin break through the Gates? Or will Kaun & Liona finally get on the board?

The Gates know the War Dogs’ game and dare them to bring the fight. They even stand in the crowd! So the War Dogs say bet and they rush out! Coughlin brawls with Liona, Kidd with Kaun, and the fans rally as Liona CHOPS! Coughlin CHOPS, Liona CHOPS, repeat! Kaun chases Kidd up into the bleachers, CLUBS him and then brings him to the back. Kidd throws body shots and a HEADBUTT in return! Liona has Coughlin against railing and CLUBS him! The ref reprimands, someone has to be in the ring! Kidd CHOPS Kaun as they return to ground level. Kaun CHOPS Kidd down! Coughlin knees Liona, whips, but Liona reverses! Coughlin hits railing and tumbles up and over!

Kidd rams Kaun into railing but Kaun ROCKS Kidd back! Kaun then runs Kidd all the way into railing! The War Dogs writhe, Liona roars and the fans fire up! The ref checks on Kidd and Coughlin, they each get up and regroup. They go around to their corner, the Gates go to theirs, and then get on the apron. The four stare down as they step into the ring, then the bell rings, only for all four to bail back out! Fans fire up as the brawl is on again! Liona knees Coughlin low, Kaun has Kidd against a post, but Kidd dodges so Kaun chops the post! Coughlin ROCKS Liona, RAMS him into railing, Kaun UPPERCUTS Kidd!

Kidd RAMS Kaun, whips him, but Kaun reverses and Kidd hits railing hard! Kidd falls in a heap, and then Kaun drags Kidd up. Liona and Kaun whip the War Dogs into the apron, then the railing, and back again! Liona sends Coughlin into railing hard, almost taking out the ref! Then Liona and Kaun run around the way to trade, LARIATS for Kidd and Coughlin! Kidd goes up and over the railing but Coughlin doesn’t, so Kaun DUMPS him over! Fans fire up as the Gates then go out to No Man’s Land to fetch the War Dogs. Kaun digs his boots into Kidd, lets off as Liona brings some railing over, and Kaun sets Kidd up. The Gates SANDWICH Kidd!

The ref reprimands but the fans fire up. Liona SLAMS the railing on Kidd again and again, like a nutcracker’s mouth! Kaun helps out and they SLAM the railing on Kidd again! But Coughlin returns with a chair! He SMACKS Kaun, then HEADSHOTS Liona! Liona doesn’t flinch!? Coughlin hits Kaun again, whips him away into railing, and then Kidd rises up! Kidd RAMS Liona with railing, Coughlin SMACKS Liona with the chair and then CHUCKS it at him! Coughlin fires off on Liona, CLUBS away on him, but Liona shoves him back. Coughlin runs up to DROPKICK Liona down! Kidd JAMS Kaun with a chair!

Kidd storms back over, he SMACKS Liona! Coughlin lifts the railing to SLAM it all down on Liona! Kidd rips railing away from the front row and he buries Liona with it! Coughlin adds on, too! Liona is buried under a dozen lengths of railing, but the War Dogs just keep adding on! Kidd has a fire extinguisher!? He waits on Kaun to get up, runs in, and he CLOBBERS Kaun with it!! Fans cheer and jeer but Kidd tells them all off. The War Dogs then drag Kaun up, mug him, and Kidd holds Kaun’s arms back so Coughlin can CHOP! Then Coughlin pulls up floor mats! Kidd digs his boots into Kaun, then tells Coughlin to finish this!

Coughlin Electric Chair Lifts Kaun and Kidd is on the apron! But LIONA RISES!??! And he CLOBBERS Kidd first! Kaun gets free of Coughlin and Liona sends him into railing! Fans fire up as Liona drags Kidd up, but Kidd claws the eyes! And he POSTS Liona! Kidd hauls Liona into the ring, and he says he’s a MADMAN! Kidd runs in, but Liona POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him!! Cover, TWO!! Kidd survives but Liona roars! Tag to Kaun and the Gates haul Kidd up! Kaun sees Coughlin up so Kaun BLASTS him! Then they get Kidd up, but Kidd fights free! Kidd fires off haymakers and CHOPS! Kidd talks trash, but runs into THE GATES!!! Cover, COUGHLIN BREAKS IT!

Liona THROWS Coughlin to a corner, runs in, but Coughlin dodges! Kaun runs in, Coughlin sends him into Liona! Coughlin scoops Kaun, to FALL AWAY SLAM! Coughlin roars, scoops Liona, but Liona fights free! Liona HEADBUTTS, then fireman’s carries! But Coughlin fights, slips fere, and Kidd throws in one of the ROH World Six Man belts! The ref grabs that up, Liona storms up to Kidd, but Kidd CLOBBERS Liona with the other ROH World Six Man belt!! Coughlin hurries to scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM for Liona!! The War Dogs run up but Kaun BOOTS Kidd and URENAGES Coughlin! Then he uses Coughlin as a step to DRPOKICK Kidd!

Kaun roars, the fans fire up, and Kaun underhooks. Coughlin wrenches out, waistlocks, Kidd runs in but Kaun ROCKS him! Kaun fights free, but Coughlin has the waistlock again! Kidd rebounds, LARIAT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO!! Cover, TWO!! Kaun survives and the War Dogs are furious! Fans fire up but the War Dogs get Kaun up. Kidd gut wrenches, Coughlin goes up, but Liona shoves Coughlin down! Kidd lets Kaun go and runs up to DECK Liona! Kaun rolls Kidd up, TWO!! SUPERKICK from Kidd! FOREARM from Kaun! Kidd spins to CHOP! He ROCKS Kaun, flips him off, but Kaun LARIATS!!

Kaun hauls Kidd up, fireman’s carries, GUT BUSTER DROP!! Cover, TWO!! Kidd survives but Kaun roars! Fans fire up with Kaun as he hauls Kidd up. PEDIGREE!! And Liona POUNCES Coughlin!!! Cover, THE GATES WIN!!

Winners: The Gates of Agony, by pinfall (gain 2 points; War Dogs earn 0)

FINALLY! The Gates of Agony get a huge win here to stay alive, could they make a miraculous comeback here? As for the War Dogs, will they return to The Rebel with tails between their legs?

 

2023 World Tag League, Block A: EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi w/ The House of Torture VS Great-O-Khan & Henare w/ Callum Newman!

The House of Torture and the United Empire are both reeling from losses last round, but they’re not out of the running yet. Will the King of Darkness and his Tokyo Pimp be able to stack the deck once again? Or will the Dominator & Face of Fury make them fall like a house of cards?

Well, at least this time, all the cards are on the table as Dick Togo, Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru are all ringside to start. The teams sort out but of course the House attacks first! Evil CLUBS Henare and throws him out while Yujiro tosses Khan. The House then attacks on the outside, Sho & Kanemaru stomping Khan while Dick helps Evil. Callum goes after Sho but Sho sends him into railing! Yujiro puts Khan in the ring, then he and Evil storm in. The bell rings but these two continue to stomp Khan. Sho gets on the apron but this is just to distract the ref while Dick & Kanemaru sneak in. They whip Khan corner to corner, then Kanemaru runs in to elbow him!

Dick runs in to ELBOW! Yujiro BOOTS! And Evil clotheslines! Snapmare and then the DICK CHOP! Fans boo and tell the House boys to go away, but Yujiro drags Khan up. PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO!! Khan survives and fans fire up! Yujiro says he’ll still end this, and he drags Khan back up, but Henare returns to CLOBBER him! Evil slides in, baits Henare, and then sends him into the ref! LOW BLOW! Evil spins Henare around, but Henare fights free! BACKFIST! But Sho is in, TORTURE TOOL ATTACK! Kanemaru keeps Callum out and then THROWS him over railing! Fans boo but the House swarms again.

Dick puts Khan in, Sho grins as he and Dick drag Khan up. Yujiro has his pimp cane and Kanemaru takes a big swig. But Khan breaks free! And the IRON RIGHT HAND hits Kanemaru low, sending the WHISKEY MIST into Sho’s face! Yujiro still aims, but Khan dodges the cane shot to GREEN MIST Yujiro!! Khan calls to the ref, and then clamps on the IRON CLAW! Khan drags Yujiro up, for the ELIMINATOR! Cover, THE EMPIRE WINS!!

Winners: Great-O-Khan & Henare, by pinfall (gain 2 points; The House of Torture earns 0)

Evil can’t believe it, but all their tricks backfired! AGAIN! Will the King of Darkness learn it’s better to play by the rules? Will Khan & Henare still be able to conquer the block and go to the finals?

 

2023 World Tag League, Block A: Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii VS TMDK w/ Kosei Fujita!

The Clown Prince & Stone Pitbull were on the losing ending of a dog fight with Kidd & Coughlin, and now they’re up against the 3-0 block leaders! Will Yano & Ishii be able to stay afloat? Or will they be sunk as The Mighty Don’t Kneel?

Hysterical Haste hurries to check under the ring, and aha! A bucket! He gets that out of here, no repeat of the G1 Climax loss here! The teams then sort out, Yano impatient as usual. Yano starts against Shane to give us a rematch from their G1 match. The fans rally, Shane and Yano approach but then Yano dodges. Yano thinks he’s smarter than Shane, but Shane CLUBS Yano down! Shane slaps Yano around, saying he’s the dummy. But then Yano claws the eyes, runs, but Shane runs him over! Shane hits Ishii, but Ishii doesn’t budge! Ishii runs in, Shane fires off hands, but Ishii just ROCKS Shane in return!

Ishii whips, Shane reverses, but Ishii ducks, only for Mikey to get a cheap shot in! Mikey laughs but Ishii DECKS him! Shane runs in, Ishii dodges, but Shane DROPKICKS Ishii! Fans fire up and Shane stands Yano up. Shane UPPERCUTS Yano, runs, but Ishii trips him! Yano whips Shane, Shane reverses, but Yano holds ropes. Mikey takes a swipe and Yano tells him stop. Shane CLUBS Yano, argues with Mikey about the messed up swipe, and then Shane whips. Yano reverses, Mikey ends up tripping Shane! Yano unties a buckle pad! Yano dodges Shane, SLAPS him, and then runs, but now Mikey trips Yano so Shane can basement dropkick!

Ishii runs in, Shane ROCKS him, and Mikey slides in. Mikey lifts Ishii up and Shane coordinates with him, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Fans rally up while Ishii writhes to the apron. Mikey stomps Yano, drags Ishii down to whip him into railing, and then he goes after Yano. Shane has Yano’s red chair but that simply distracts Red Shoes from Mikey sending Yano into railing! Mikey puts Yano back in, Shane covers, TWO! Shane pulls on Yano’s arm, bends the fingers, but Yano gets the ROPEBREAK! Shane lets off with a KICK! Tag to Mikey, and TMDK double wrench to then double shoulder tackle!

Mikey scrapes his sole off Yano’s face, then drops a knee! Then Mikey BITES Yano’s forehead! Red Shoes reprimands but Mikey slaps Yano around. Fans rally, Mikey continues to taunt Yano, but Yano claws the eyes! Yano whips Mikey but Mikey reverses and Yano hits bare buckles! Mikey runs but Yano avoids the boot to clinch and BELLY2BELLY! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Yano crawls, hot tag to Ishii! Ishii RAMS Mikey, and RAMS him, and RAMS him! Mikey runs, RAMS Ishii, but Ishii rebounds to run Mikey over! Shane kicks Ishii, whips him to a corner, but Ishii rebounds, only for Shane to UPPERCUT! Shane runs, but Ishii still runs him over!

Fans fire up as Shane bails out, and Ishii kicks Mikey around. Ishii reels Mikey in but Mikey fights the saido with elbows! Mikey swings but Ishii catches him and spins him around, but Mikey suplexes! Ishii fights that to suplex Mikey! BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Mikey survives and the fans rally up as Ishii stands. Ishii drags Mikey into a waistlock but Mikey resists the lift. Mikey throws elbows, whips Ishii to ropes, and fireman’s carries, but Ishii slips fere! Ishii ducks the elbow but Mikey DDTS Ishii down! Fans rally as Mikey tags in Shane. Shane fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT, then whips. Shane runs in to UPPERCUT!

Shane keeps moving, and he UPPERCUTS Ishii down! Cover, TWO! Ishii hangs tough and the fans rally up, but Shane drags Ishii up. Shane reels Ishii in, suplexes, but Ishii fights that to wrench free. Shane swings, misses, and Ishii SAIDOS! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Ishii and Shane crawl, hot tag to Yano! Yano whips Shane, but Shane reverses! Yano stops from hitting bare buckles, and he dodges Shane! Shane pretends to hit bare buckles, then dodges Yano! Yano hits buckles, Shane rolls him up, TWO!! Mikey hurries in, Atomic UPPERCUT! BLINDSIDE LARIAT! FRONT LARIAT! Cover, Ishii breaks it!

Mikey TOSSES Ishii out, and TMDK coordinate. Shane whips Mikey at Yano, but Yano dodges to send him into buckles! Shane kicks and whips Yano but Yano reverses. Ishii returns to LARIAT! Yano runs to CHOP BLOCK! Roll up, Mikey breaks it! Fans fire up and Ishii throws Mikey out. Yano hauls Shane up, ONIGO- NO, Shane fights free! Shane reels Yano in, Yano trips him, CATAPULT into the buckles! Yano then rolling fireman’s carry, M U 2!! Cover, TWO!! Shane escapes but Yano runs in. Shane gets around, Yano reaches out for Red Shoes, but Shane avoids the mule kick low blow! Shane CLOBBERS Yano from behind!

Mikey is back, TMDK drags Yano back up. Fireman’s carry and HIGHWAY TO HELL!! Cover, ISHII BREAKS IT!! Fans fire up and Ishii ROCKS Mikey! Ishii runs, into a SPINEBUSTER! TMDK vows to end this! Mikey hauls Ishii up and the fans rally. Scoop and- NO, Ishii slips free to shove Mikey into Shane and GERMAN SUPLEX Mikey! Shane kicks, Ishii blocks and he HEADBUTTS Shane! Ishii roars, runs, but Shane BOOTS the lariat! ROUNDHOUSE! Mikey is back, he hauls Ishii up for TANK BUSTER! They kick Ishii out and focus on Yano! Fans fire up as Mikey drags Yano up and Shane goes to a corner. But Yano fights free!

Shane leaps, into an atomic drop! Mikey waistlocks, but Yano grabs at Red Shoes to LOW BLOW Mikey! Then Red Shoes is a shield! Shane still runs in, but Yano gets Red Shoes away and that sends Shane into Mikey! LOW BLOW and roll-up, YANO & ISHII WIN!!

Winners: Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (gain 2 points; TMDK earns 0)

The Mighty Don’t Kneel but they do get duped! They’re no longer undefeated in the block, is this the beginning of bad luck for them? Will Yano & Ishii be able to borrow a phrase from good friend Yoshi-Hashi and #TurnItAllAround?

 

2023 World Tag League, Block A: Shota Umino & Ren Narita VS Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa!

The Reiwa Musketeers want to lead the new generation, but the Green Supernova and his protege want to #CreateTheFuture. Both teams won big last round, but who wins even bigger here in the main event?

The teams stare down, Shota with Kaito and Narita with Oiwa. But then Shota and Kaito have their partners stand down to start this off. The bell rings, fans rally up, and it sounds rather even between them. Shota’s fans start to get louder, but Kaito shrugs that off as the two circle. They feel things out, back away, and then circle again. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Shota wrenches to a wristlock. Kaito rolls and cartwheels, then wrenches to wristlock in return. Shota rolls, slips through, waistlocks, spins Kaito and cravats then headlocks. Kaito pushes Shota down to his knees, pops out the back and wrenches to a hammerlock. Shota reaches out, ROPEBREAK.

Kaito lets off slowly, then CHOPS! Fans cheer and Kaito eggs Shota on. Shota smiles and nods, then steps up to ROCK Kaito with a forearm! Shota eggs Kaito on so Kaito throws a forearm! Shota laughs it off to fire another! Kaito fires a forearm, they go back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans fire up! Kaito headlocks, Shota powers out, but Kaito runs him over! Things keep moving, Kaito ducks ‘n’ dodges and shoves, but Shota holds ropes to avoid the dropkick! Kaito avoids the basement dropkick, and then arm-drags Shota! But Shota headscissors! Kaito kips free and fans fire up as the two get forehead to forehead.

Shota shoves Kaito then backs away. Tag to Narita, so Kaito looks to Oiwa. Oiwa nods, so Kaito tags him in. Fans rally up as Oiwa and Narita circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Oiwa rolls to wrench to a top wristlock. Oiwa wrangles Narita, Narita headscissors, and Narita holds tight! Narita pushes up to squeeze Oiwa, but Oiwa moves around, headstands and pops free. Oiwa has the legs but Narita pushes Oiwa back down into the headscissors! Oiwa uses his leg to keep Narita’s legs down so he can pop out again, and then he floats to a headlock. Narita keeps his shoulders up, fights to his feet, and powers out to then headlock back!

Oiwa fights up but Narita grinds the hold. Fans rally, Oiwa fights up again but Narita grinds some more. Oiwa powers Narita away, and they RAM shoulders! Narita fires off fast strikes, whips, but Oiwa runs him over! Fans fire up, Oiwa scoops Narita, and SLAMS him down! Oiwa keeps Narita down with a top wristlock, and Kaito runs in to BLAST Shota! Red Shoes reprimands but Kaito & Oiwa drag Narita up. They double whip Narita to DOUBLE ARM-DRAG! Kaito & Oiwa have double armlocks, but then Kaito lets off to return to the corner. Oiwa wrenches, wrangles and headscissors Narita, but Narita has the ROPEBREAK!

Oiwa lets off but then stands Narita up to wrench the arm. Tag to Kaito, he CLUBS Narita’s arm, then Kaito ROCKS Narita. Kaito whips to hip toss, and leg drop on the arm! Kaito SLAMS the arm on the mat, stomps Narita, then hammerlocks. Narita reaches back but ends up having his other arm caught in a cording hold. Narita reaches for ropes, but Kaito shifts to a cover! TWO! But now Kaito kneels on the right arm for another cover, TWO!! Narita is still in this but Kaito still has the left arm, for a double wristlock! Fans rally as Narita endures, and he fights up to his feet. Kaito wrenches to RAM the shoulder.

Tag to Oiwa, and Oiwa kicks the bad arm! Oiwa then wraps that arm around ropes! Oiwa pulls, Red Shoes reprimands, and Oiwa lets off at 4. Oiwa then whips corner to corner, runs in, but Narita WHEEL KICKS! Shota runs in to BLAST Kaito! Shota then goes out, and he whips Kaito into railing! Fans fire up and Narita snarls as he stomps Oiwa. Tag to Shota and he stomps Oiwa some more. Oiwa looms over Oiwa, but Oiwa stands to CHOP! Shota eggs him on so Oiwa CHOPS again! Oiwa fires forearm after forearm, but Shota just UPPERCUTS him down! Fans rally up, Shota drags Oiwa up and turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Shota keeps cool, and keeps an eye on Kaito. Shota goes back to Oiwa, drags him up, and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Narita, he and Shota double whip, to then DOUBLE ELBOW! Narita SENTONS, Shota SOMERSAULT SENTONS! Then they shake hands to DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Cover, Kaito dropkicks it apart! Narita fires off on Kaito and TOSSES him out! Narita then goes back to stomp Oiwa. Narita then drags Oiwa up, whips him to ropes, and ELBOWS him back down. Cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Narita clamps a chinlock onto Oiwa. Narita grinds Oiwa down, Kaito coaches Oiwa up, and Oiwa endures.

Narita thrashes Oiwa around, but Oiwa reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Narita lets off with a stomp, then tags in Shota. Shota stomps Oiwa some more, then drags Oiwa up to ROCK him with a forearm! Shota eggs Oiwa on, scuffs him, pie faces him, but Oiwa fires forearms in return! Shota still eggs him on, Oiwa throws more shots, but Shota knees low! Shota whips, Oiwa reverses and reels Shota in, GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down! Oiwa crawls, as does Shota, hot tag to Kaito! Fans fire up as Galaxy View rallies on the Roughneck! Whip and DROPKICK! Then a forearm for Narita!

Fans fire up with Kaito and he fires forearms and UPPERCUTS on Shota in a corner, on repeat! Big wind up, BIG UPPERCUT! Kaito then snap suplexes and bridges! TWO! Shota escapes but Kaito keeps cool. Kaito drags Shota up, spins him around and chicken wings, but Shota RAMS him into buckles! TORNADO- NO, Kaito shoves him away, then gets around to chicken wing again! But Shota arm-drags free, then clinches to T-BONE SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Shota crawls, hot tag to Narita! The Son of Strong Style BOOTS Kaito to a corner, then runs corner to corner to BACK ELBOW! Narita reels Kaito in, HALF HATCH BRIDGE! Cover, TWO!

Narita drags Kaito up, clinches, but Kaito fights the suplex. So Narita trips Kaito, has the legs, and rolls into the Double Cross Heel, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Oiwa reaches out, Kaito endures and reaches out, and he crawls his way over. But Narita drags him away from ropes! Oiwa coaches Kaito on, Kaito keeps fighting forward, and has the ROPEBREAK! Narita lets him go, then drags him back up. Narita gets around to COBRA TWIST! Oiwa runs in but Shota intercepts to toss him back out! Kaito endures and clasps hands. Narita tries to pry the grip apart but Kaito fights his way over. Kaito reaches out, Narita GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!!

Narita keeps on Kaito with a SLEEPER! Kaito flails but he’s turning red! Narita drags Kaito up, into the COBRA- NO, Kaito powers out, chicken wings, TIGER SUPLEX BRIDGE!! But Shota breaks the pin!! Oiwa attacks Shota and throws him out now! Oiwa goes after Shota on the outside and fans rally up for Narita and Kaito. Kaito and Narita stir, Narita grabs Kaito’s hair but Kaito grabs Narita’s hair. They both stand up, and Kaito UPPERCUTS! Narita throws a forearm! Kaito UPPERCUTS! Narita ROCKS Kaito! Kaito UPPERCUTS, Narita forearms, but Kaito UPPERCUTS again! Narita still ROCKS Kaito!

Kaito rebounds to ROLLING ELBOW! Narita rebounds to NECKBREAKER DROP! But Kaito’s right up, to NECKBREAKER DROP! But Narita’s right up! Kaito dodges Narita, Narita dodges Kaito, DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! Fans fire up again and both men stir. Narita and Kaito both crawl, hot tag to Shota! And he BLASTS Oiwa to deny Kaito! Shota whips Kaito to a corner, runs in and UPPERCUTS! Then FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect but Shota hurries to get a leg! STF!! But Oiwa stomps away! Narita runs in to kick and throw Oiwa out, then Shota drags Kaito up.

Shota dragon sleepers Shota and coordinates with Narita. Narita runs, BOOT into SAVING GRACE! Cover, TWO!! Kaito survives and the fans fire up again! Shota drags Kaito up, coordinates with Narita again, but Kaito fights free! He DOUBLE DROPKICKS them down! The fans rally up, and Oiwa calls to Kaito! Kaito crawls over, hot tag to Oiwa! Oiwa runs in to DROPKICK Shota! Shota goes to a corner, Oiwa runs corner to corner to DROPKICK again! Oiwa then whips Shota to ropes, for a third DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Oiwa and he drags Shota up. Oiwa scoops to POWERSLAM and SPLASH! Cover, TWO!

Oiwa keeps his focus on Shota, and waistlocks to drag him up. Shota fights the lift, so Oiwa CLUBS him! Oiwa whips, Shota reverses and TORNADO DDTS! Oiwa tumbles, Shota aims and runs in at the ropes, SLINGSHOT APRON DDT!! Fans fire up with Shota while Oiwa writhes on the floor! The ring count starts, Shota stalks Oiwa as he flounders. Shota drags Oiwa up at 10 of 20, puts him in at 13, and then hurries to a corner. Shota climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Oiwa flounders again, Shota copies Ospreay, SUPER OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Oiwa survives but Shota keeps his focus!

Oiwa drags Shota up, he full nelsons but Oiwa fights it! Oiwa is free, but Shota blocks to UPPERCUT! Shota runs, but Oiwa SPIN POWERSLAMS! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Kaito returns, he and Oiwa get Shota up. They double whip then DOUBLE DROPKICK! But Narita runs in to fire off shots on them both! Narita runs, but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Kaito & Oiwa fire up and they get Shota up! Kaito climbs, Oiwa Electric Chair Lifts! DOUBLE IMPACT DOOMSDAY!! And they roar again! Oiwa drags Shota back up, SINGLE LEG SAIDO!! Cover, TWO!! Shota survives and shocks everyone!

Oiwa grits his teeth and shakes his head. Oiwa waistlocks to deadlift Shota! But Shota fights, switches, trips and S T F!! Oiwa endures, reaches out, and someone is sent into railing on the outside. It was Narita! Kaito slides in, but Narita hurries to keep him back!! Kaito is caught in a SLEEPER, and Shota pulls back on the crossface! But Oiwa still fights his way forward! ROPEBREAK!! Shota lets go in frustration and the fans fire back up! Shota calls to Narita and Narita slides in. The Musketeers get Oiwa up, whip him corner to corner, and then Shota runs in to UPPERCUT! Narita runs in to JUMP KICK! Feed to a forearm! BOOT! ROLLING ELBOW! BOOT again!

Shota picks Oiwa up, Narita runs, HART ATTACK!! Cover, KAITO BREAKS IT!! Kaito hit Shota so hard, Kaito tumbles out of the ring! Narit whips Oiwa to the POP-UP KNEE! Feed to the BLIZZARD EXPLODER! And then Oiwa ends up in a corner, for Shota to V-TRIGGER! And HALF ‘N’ HALF! Cover, KAITO BREAKS IT AGAIN!! Fans are thunderous but Narita goes after Kaito! They brawl outside, Shota aims at Oiwa, IGNITION!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Oiwa survives and shocks everyone! We’re at the 25 minute point, meaning there’s only five left! Shota drags Oiwa up, underhooks, but Oiwa wrenches out to FISHERMAN CRADLE! TWO!!!

Shota escapes but Oiwa sunset flips! TWO!!! Shota escapes again! Oiwa shoots around, waistlock and GERMAN- NO, Shota keeps fighting! Shota fires elbows, but Oiwa powers up! Shota switches to HALF ‘N’ HALF!! Fans are thunderous as Shota powers up the arm! Oiwa rises, into the BLAZE- NO, Oiwa falls over! Shota is surprised, but he doesn’t stop. Shota drags Oiwa up but Oiwa’s dead weight. Shota stomps Oiwa and eggs him on! Shota slaps Oiwa around to get him to fight! Oiwa drags himself up, Shota CLUBS him back down and even stomps him! Shota just hammers away! Kaito shouts to Oiwa while Shota drags him up again.

We hit the three minute warning as Shota drags Oiwa up. But Oiwa swings! Shota dodges, then POP-UP UPPERCUT!! And then BLAZE BLADE!!! But that’s not all, he hits DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, the Musketeers win!!

Winners: Shota Umino & Ren Narita, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Kaito & Oiwa earn 0)

An epic main event from four men who truly are the future of pro-wrestling! However, this loss does sting, will Kaito & Oiwa still be the ones to #CreateTheFuture?

As for Shota & Narita, after regrouping and catching their breaths, Shota offers Oiwa a hand and some encouraging words. Oiwa nods, and he accepts the hand. Shota helps Oiwa stand and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. Kaito stands on his own to get forehead to forehead with Shota. Shota still offers a handshake, and Kaito still takes it. Then Shota takes the mic to say, “World Tag League is here in Nagoya!” The fans cheer that! And he says it has nothing to do with being NJPW, Pro-Wrestling Noah, gone overseas. “In the end, it’s up to you whether you rise or fall.” Fans also cheer that.

Shota says that just because he’s made it in Noah for a few months, Oiwa hasn’t beat Shota & Narita. Don’t be so naive as to think Shota and Narita weren’t going through Hell on overseas excursions. “Even so, this bastard (himself?) will always act as a wall against the new guys and senpais. By the time you come back, I’ll be at the center of NJPW! So good luck.” Fans cheer again, and Shota continues to say he got his “second win.” And it wasn’t just because of him, but because of his “amazing tag partner.” He thanks Narita and fans applaud. They shake hands, and Shota says he still has one thing he has to confirm.

Yes, he’s happy they won again, and that’s a great feeling. But look around. There are still empty seats. Shota vows that next time, the Nagoya Congress Center is filled to capacity! The new era of showing everyone a wonderful scenery has already begun! They will continue to win right before your eyes, win the whole World Tag League, and walk into the Tokyo Dome next year! And then, in this ring, they will create the Paradigm Shift! Fans cheer, but will the Roughneck & Son of Strong Style continue towards the top of NJPW?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

TMDK: 3-1, 6 points
Shota Umino & Ren Narita: 3-1, 6 points
Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa: 2-2, 4 points
War Dogs: 2-2, 4 points
The United Empire: 2-2, 4 points
Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii: 2-2, 4 points
The House of Torture: 1-3, 2 points
The Gates of Agony: 1-3, 2 points


My Thoughts:

Another great round for World Tag League, this might’ve been the best round for A Block so far. Gotta love that the Gates finally got a win as they took the fight to the War Dogs, that was some great stuff. And I do find it funny that I was cheering the Gates on here when normally I think they’re too dominant in ROH and by proxy AEW. But given they were losing so much in this tournament, this was a great moment for them. Great win for The United Empire over the House of Torture, I like that the House keeps losing even as they’re cheating. And what a shocker that Yano & Ishii beat TMDK, but I guess that’s so TMDK doesn’t start running away with this as we reach the halfway point.

And of course, awesome main event out of those two young teams. Great win for Shota & Narita, which makes sense given Kaito & Oiwa are the Noah visitor team against two of the new era pillars. Good promo from Shota to reference both that and their respective Young Lion excursions compared to Oiwa going into a different company yet staying home in Japan. Shota & Narita are certainly on their way to being top of the block, with them still to face TMDK this weekend.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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