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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (7/29/24)
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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (7/29/24)

A Block, Round 5!

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Another former LIJ member faces the Uncontrollable Charisma!

IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Tetsuya Naito, is in rough shape this G1 Climax. At 1-3 going into the fifth, does he have a shot at the playoffs? Or will he run into a Skull End?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Yuya Uemura & Taka Michinoku VS Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi; Yano & Tanahashi win.
  • Yota Tsuji & BUSHI VS Boltin Oleg & Katsuya Murashima; Yota & Bushi win.
  • Jeff Cobb & HENARE VS El Phantasmo & Jado; Cobb & Henare win.
  • Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru VS Hirooki Goto & Tomoaki Honma; Ren & Kanemaru win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita & Francesco Akira VS David Finlay & Gedo; Konosuke & Akira win.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Callum Newman VS EVIL; Evil wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Great-O-Khan VS Jake Lee; Khan wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS Zack Sabre Jr; Shota wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS Gabe Kidd; Gabe wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS SANADA; Naito wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current A Block standings!

Zack Sabre Jr: 4-0, 8 points
Evil: 4-0, 8 points
Sanada: 2-2, 4 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-2, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-2, 4 points
Shota Umino: 2-2, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 1-3, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-3, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 0-4, 0 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings!

Yuya Uemura: 3-1, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-1, 6 points
Henare: 2-2, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 2-2, 4 points
David Finlay: 2-2, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-2, 4 points
Ren Narita: 2-2, 4 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-2, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-3, 2 points

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Callum Newman VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

The Prince of Pace pulled off a shocker when he slayed The Rampaging Dragon. Can Callum add another former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion to the list? Or will the King of Darkness resort to more of his tricks and cheat Callum like he did THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion?

Oh OF COURSE Dick attacks! The Spoiler gets the drop on Callum at the ramp, and then Evil storms up to join in. They mug Callum on stage while the fans boo, and then hoist him up, MAGIC- NO! Callum kicks Dick and then suplexes Evil onto the ramp! The fans fire up as Callum turns the tide! Callum drags Evil up to ROCK him, and Evil staggers down to ringside. Callum puts Evil in the ring, the bell sounds, and DREAMCAST KICK! Callum springboards, but Evil gets outta there! Callum lands safe while Evil avoids the cutter. Callum dares Evil to come back, and the fans rally, but Evil tells everyone to shut up.

Evil takes his time returning, then slides in, only for Callum to stomp him down! Callum ROCKS Evil, whips him, but Evil reverses. Callum ducks ‘n’ dodges and builds speed, but Dick trips him up! Evil blocks the ref’s view while fans boo. Evil kicks Callum to the apron, CLAWS his face, but lets off as the ref counts. Evil stalks Callum, whips him hard into railing, and Callum sputters. Evil whips Callum hard into more railing! And then whips again, but Callum reverses! Only for Evil to reverse back! Callum hits railing hard again, right in front of English commentary. Evil taunts Cobb with crowns up while standing on Callum’s head.

The fans boo, Evil leaves Callum behind and taunts Bushi on Japanese commentary. Evil offers a shirt to Bushi, but then tada! Middle finger! Evil steps into the ring and the ring count starts. Callum stirs, rises up at 9 and rolls in at 10, but Dick drags Callum back out! The ref doesn’t know, Evil is in his face! The count keeps going past 15! Callum uses the railing to springboard his way into the ring at 19! The fans fire up and Dick can’t believe it! Evil is annoyed but he drags Callum up. FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Evil covers again, TWO! Evil covers again and deep, TWO! Evil argues with the ref but the fans cheer.

Evil kicks Callum around, taunts the fans, and then mockingly chants “CAL-LUM-MU! CAL-LUM-MU!” Evil slaps Callum around, but Callum stands. Evil CHOPS him and Callum staggers to ropes. The fans rally and Callum eggs Evil on. So Evil CHOPS again! Callum fires up and the fans fire up, but Evil CHOPS! Callum storms up, Evil pokes him in the eyes! Then CHOPS him down! Callum kips up to ENZIGIR! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Callum rises, the fans rally, and he brings Evil up. Callum fires forearms, whips, but Evil reverses. Callum goes up the ropes and springboards but Evil dodges.

Evil runs up, Callum ELBOWS him! Then Callum puts Evil in the ropes, runs and SHOTGUNS Evil in the back! Cover, TWO! Evil is still in this but Callum grabs the legs. Evil scrambles and grabs the ROPEBREAK! Callum lets go to then KICK Evil in the corner! Evil stands but Callum KICKS again! The fans fire up, Callum goes corner to corner and UPPERCUTS! Callum rolls, and he forearm SMASHES! But wait, Dick is untying the buckle pad! Callum grits his teeth and keeps moving, but tada! Bare buckles! Callum stops himself in time, dodges Evil, and then trips Evil up! DOUBLE STOMP! The fans fire up and Callum grabs the legs!

Callum turns Evil for a BOSTON CRAB! The fans cheer as Evil endures! But then Evil drags the ref down, and Dick gets in! Dick uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Callum! The fans boo but Callum pries the choker away! Callum THROWS Dick, then SUPERKICKS him! Evil shoves the ref at Callum! Callum pushes the ref aside, but Evil kicks low! Evil reels Callum in, but Callum suplexes and uses the ref for MAGIC KILLER! The fans fire up while everyone is down! Callum calls to the ref, covers Evil, TWO! Evil survives and flounders away. The fans rally for Callum and he feeds off the energy. Callum rises, runs in at Evil, and DROPKICKS!

Callum pushes Evil down, goes up, and DIVING- NO, Evil moves! Evil runs up, into a BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives but Callum drags him right up! Callum calls his shot, but Evil reels him! EVERYTHING- NO, Callum slips around, full nelsons, but Evil fights free! But Callum HOOK KICKS! Callum OSC- NO, Evil catches him and shoves him into bare buckles! Callum still comes back! But Evil sends him back into the buckles! And then EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, Evil wins!

Winner: Evil, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Callum earns 0)

The King of Darkness trumps the Prince of Pace! He’s at 5-0, will there be no stopping him now? Can Callum still rise up in the second half of the round robin?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Great-O-Khan VS Jake Lee!

The Dominator is not looking so dominant as he is the only man at 0-4 in this year’s G1. However, he’s still only a step behind the Smart Bastard. Can Khan conquer this War Dog for the United Empire? Or will the KOPW Champion take a Face Break Shot in the fifth?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Jake. Jake and Khan circle, feel things out, and clinch. Khan throws Jake down by the bad arm and wants a double wristlock. Jake fights up, Khan shifts his grip and then CLUBS the arm. Khan whips, Jake reverses and KNEES low! Jake then THROWS Khan out of the ring! Jake pulls the tape off his elbow and does pushups because surprise, that arm is just fine! He was just tricking Khan into going for a target! Jake goes out, stomps Khan, then brings him up. Jake whips Khan hard into railing! Khan falls and Jake mockingly applauds. Jake then hears the ring count, and he brings Khan up.

Jake puts Khan in at 12 of 20, covers, TWO! Jake drags Khan up, brings him around, and cravats for a neck wrench. Khan endures, Jake puts on the pressure, but Khan fights around to a ROPEBREAK! Jake lets go, the fans cheer, and Khan sputters. Jake stomps Khan, Khan pounds the mat in frustration, but Jake just stomps him more. Khan CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Jake kicks the legs out, scoops Khan, and then SLAMS! The fans fire up and Jake covers, TWO! Jake paces around while Khan writhes. The fans rally up, Jake scuffs Khan, and then mocks the “O-Khan! O-Khan!” chant. Khan snarls and rises up.

Khan fires forearm after forearm, but Jake kicks low! Jake whips, KNEES, then whips again for another KNEE! Jake snapmares, runs, and fakes the Penalty Kick to clamp on a SLEEPER! Khan endures, the fans rally up, but Khan is fading! The ref checks, Khan grabs at Jake, but Jake leans on the hold! Jake pushes Khan to a cover, TWO! So Jake PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Khan survives and the fans fire up! Jake stays cool and he waits on Khan. Khan rises, into the choke- NO, Khan holds back Jake’s hand! Khan IRON- NO, Jake blocks Khan’s hand! The fans fire up, Jake kicks low, and Jake runs, but Khan grabs a leg!

Khan DRAGON SCREWS the leg, then KICKS it! The fans rally, Khan clamps onto the foot, and he mule kicks the knee! Jake writhes, Khan ties up the legs and an arm, to KNEE away at the hip! Then Khan KNEES the knee! Jake writhes but the fans fire up! Khan storms back over to Jake, grabs the bad leg, and twists it around in a modified toehold! Khan traps the other leg, too, so Jake has to crawl with just his arms! Jake reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Khan lets go of the legs, then scuffs Jake. Khan drags Jake up by his hair, then whips. Jake reverses, but Khan blocks the knee! DRAGON SCREW, and ANKLE LOCK!

Jake endures, reaches out, but rolls free! Khan ducks a boot, double leg takedown and ANKLE LOCK! Jake tries to reel Khan in, but Khan fights it off and drops into a KNEEBAR! The fans fire up while Jake endures again! Khan shifts to a HEEL HOOK, then back to KNEEBAR! Khan thrashes that leg around, then grabs an arm! Jake only has his left arm to crawl his way over with! Khan puts as much pressure as he can on the leg, but Jake still gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Khan lets go, and Jake clutches his knee again. Khan stomps Jake, drags him up, and has the leg. Jake fights the knee breaker, then KNEES free!

Khan wobbles, but comes back to BOOT! Jake roars, Khan Mongolian Chops! And Mongolian Chops! Jake ROCKS Khan, Khan IRON RIGHTS in return! Khan runs in, into a KNEE!! Jake roars, drags Khan up, and hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Khan survives and the fans fire up again! We hit 10 minutes, Jake aims from a corner! FACE BREAK- NO, Khan dodges the FBS to waistlock! Jake flails, but Khan GERMAN SUPLEXES! The fans fire up while both men are down! Jake and Khan stir, the fans rally up, and they stand. Jake clamps onto Khan, but Khan pries Jake’s hand away! Khan kicks the bad leg! IRON CLAW!

Jake pries the Iron Claw away!? And KNEES low again! But Khan roars! They both claw the other! Jake KNEES again, and CHOKE- NO, HITSUJIGOROSHI, COMPLETE SHOT! And then the IRON CLAW, ELIMINATOR!! Cover, KHAN WINS!!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Jake earns 0)

Finally, the Dominator has points on the board! Is this the start of a crazy comeback from Khan? Is Jake going to miss out on a spot in the playoffs because of this?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS Zack Sabre Jr. w/ Kosei Fujita!

The Roughneck brought down The Dominator last round, but no one’s been able to bring The Front Man down yet! Will #SHOOTER find a way to make The Mighty kneel? Or will he #JustTapOut?

The bell rings and the fans rally while the two stare down. They slowly circle, feel things out, and knuckle lock. ZSJ quickly wrenches, wrenches, and wristlocks, but Shota rolls, slips through but ZSJ slips away. The fans cheer that opening exchange, and the two tie up. ZSJ waistlocks, Shota wrenches, then Shota wristlocks. ZSJ rolls, bridges, spins and drop toeholds. ZSJ has the standing toehold but Shota rolls free. The fans cheer this second exchange, and the two reset again. They feel out another knuckle lock, go forehead to forehead, but Shota puts pressure on the hands. ZSJ stands on Shota’s hand, then pulls on the other!

ZSJ shifts to have a motorcycle stretch! Shota powers things around onto ZSJ and the fans applaud. ZSJ powers through but Shota spins it right back around! ZSJ flips, kicks, and is free. The fans cheer as the two stand off again. They circle, feel things out, and then Shota shoots in. Shota grabs an arm, wrenches to wristlock, but then ZSJ wrenches back. Shota counters but ZSJ rolls to boot him away! The two stand and the fans fire up again. ZSJ shakes out his arm, then resets with Shota. They tie up, Shota headlocks, but ZSJ powers up and out. Shota runs ZSJ over! The fans cheer while Shota flexes.

Shota stomps ZSJ, but ZSJ rises up. Shota CLUBS him, then ROCKS ZSJ in a corner. ZSJ goes to another corner but Shota follows. Shota whips corner to corner, ZSJ reverses but Shota goes up and over. ZSJ runs up but Shota avoids the dropkick. Shota scoops ZSJ, DROPS him, then runs to SHOTGUN! The fans fire up with Shota while ZSJ checks his nose. ZSJ goes to ropes, Shota waits on him to stand. Shota then slingshots, but ZSJ moves back! ZSJ sweeps the legs! Shota falls then stumbles into railing! Shota falls over, clutches his leg, but ZSJ goes out to fetch him. ZSJ drags Shota around to KICK him in the leg! And again!

ZSJ leaves Shota behind while the ref checks Shota. The fans rally, the ring count starts. Shota sits up at 3 of 20, grits his teeth, and the fans rally up. Shota stands at 10, hobbles over, and rolls in at 12. ZSJ drags Shota to have a toehold, and he twists Shota’s ankle! Shota endures but then ZSJ drops a knee on the knee! Shota writhes, the fans cheer, and ZSJ spaces. ZSJ grabs Shota’s leg, digs his knee into the knee, then pulls on the foot! ZSJ traps the leg in a toehold, and digs his elbow into the knee. Shota tries to fight back with a chinlock but ZSJ pulls on the leg! Shota reaches out, ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go and the fans cheer.

Shota crawls to a corner, ZSJ drags him back up. ZSJ UPPERCUTS and Shota staggers away. ZSJ storms up, UPPERCUTS, then UPPERCUTS again! Shota growls, fires forearm after forearm, but ZSJ KICKS Shota’s leg! ZSJ runs, into a DROPKICK! Both men are down and the fans fire up! ZSJ checks his nose again while Shota slaps his bad leg into working. The fans rally as both men stand, and then Shota runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT! Shota reels ZSJ in, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! The fans fire up with Shota as he brings ZSJ up again. ZSJ fights the clinch, kicks the leg then BOOTS Shota’s face!

ZSJ runs, Shota drop toeholds him onto ropes! Then slingshot, APRON DDT!! ZSJ flops to the floor while Shota clutches his leg, and the fans fire up again! The ref checks ZSJ and he’s apparently okay to continue. The ring count starts, Shota fires up and the fans are with him. Shota drags ZSJ up at 7 of 20, puts him in at 8, then goes to the apron. Shota goes up a corner, takes aim, MISSILE DROPKICK! And then EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and Shota brings ZSJ into the dragon sleeper. ZSJ slips free to have a SLEEPER! Shota snapmares free, both men go to corners then run in, ZSJ dropkicks Shota’s legs out!

The fans fire up while both men are down! The ref checks Shota’s leg, the fans rally up, and ZSJ catches his breath. ZSJ stands, he grabs Shota’s leg and we reach 10 minutes. ZSJ manages a HALF CRAB, but then shifts to hook up the legs! ZSJ grabs at the arms, Shota resists, so ZSJ STOMPS the knees! Shota writhes and the fans rally up again. ZSJ KICKS Shota’s leg, then KICKS him again! Shota sits up, ZSJ PENALTY- NO! Shota blocks that kick! Shota stands, ROCKS ZSJ, but ZSJ kicks the bad leg! ZSJ kicks again but Shota blocks again! Shota ROCKS ZSJ, dragon sleeper, TEST DRIVE! Both men are down and the fans fire up!

The fans rally up as Shota rises. Shota brings ZSJ up, dragon sleepers, for TRIDENT! Cover, TWO! ZSJ is still in this but Shota aims from a corner! IGNITION!! The fans fire up more and Shota reels ZSJ in! But ZSJ rolls to get a leg! ZSJ trips Shota, steps through, but Shota cradle counters! TWO!! ZSJ escapes, runs up, but into a pop-up ELEVATED DEATH RIDER!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives but Shota just loads up in the corner! Shota runs in, BLAZE- ARMBAR!! ZSJ catches Shota in time, but Shota moves! ZSJ makes it a TRIANGLE HOLD! ZSJ holds on, shifts back to the ARMBAR, but Shota fights up!

Shota stacks but ZSJ shifts, KNEEBAR!! ZSJ grapevines the leg, drags Shota from ropes, but Shota still endures! Shota fights around to go the other way, but ZSJ again drags him to center! DOUBLE HEEL HOOK!! Shota endures, ZSJ ties him up in a TRAILER HITCH HEEL HOOK COMBO!! Shota fights forward, ZSJ drags him back again, and the fans are thunderous! Shota pushes up and the fans duel as hard as ever! Shota goes to his left, claws forward, ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer again as ZSJ lets go. Shota clutches his legs while ZSJ watches. We reach 15 minutes, and ZSJ KICKS Shota! Shota eggs ZSJ on!

ZSJ KICKS again! And again! Shota snarls, UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS again! ZSJ UPPERCUTS Shota back and he staggers away! Shota shakes his head, goes back to ZSJ, and UPPERCUTS! ZSJ walks that off, comes back, and UPPERCUTS! Shota shakes his head again, and he comes back to UPPERCUT! ZSJ says that was okay, and he UPPERCUTS again! Shota UPPERCUTS, ZSJ UPPERCUTS, repeat! Shota UPPERCUTS and ZSJ wobbles! Shota fires more UPPERCUTS, but then ZSJ SLAPS him! Shota swings, ZSJ hooks him but then spins him to scoop! Shota slips free to waistlock!

ZSJ mule kicks the bad leg, fakes out the dropkick, and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO!! Shota survives and the fans fire up again! ZSJ drags Shota up, KICKS him, then sits him back up. ZSJ KICKS, sits Shota up, and KICKS again! Shota huffs ‘n’ puffs as he stands up, and he ROCKS ZSJ with a forearm! ROLLING ELBOW! ZSJ grabs a leg but Shota ENZIGIRIS! And then BLAZE BLADE to the front!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives but Shota is all fired up! Shota reels ZSJ in, underhooks, but ZSJ flips forward, traps the arms, and pops Shota into a sunset flip! TWO, and ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Shota SHOT- NO, ZSJ blocks the dropkick!

ZSJ rolls, ANKLE LOCKS, then reels Shota in for a GERMAN SUPLEX! But Shota’s right up! BLAZE BLADE to the back!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives again and the fans fire back up! Shota stalks ZSJ, pump handles, and POWERSLAMS! Then underhooks for DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, SHOTA WINS!!

Winner: Shota Umino, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ZSJ earns 0)

The Front Man fought as hard as he could, but he could not break Shota’s fighting spirit! Will ZSJ be able to hold onto a playoff berth like this? Is #SHOOTER about to bring the Paradigm Shift to the Climax?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS Gabe Kidd!

The Rampaging Dragon and the Mad Man both fell last round, but they’re not out of the running yet. Will “the liveliest old man” still be able to teach this whelp a few things? Or will Gabe prove he is NJPW Strong?

The bell rings and the two run up! Gabe BOOTS, fires forearms, then runs, but Takagi BOOTS him! Takagi fires forearms, the two go forehead to forehead, then Gabe shoves Takagi. Gabe runs to BOOT Takagi, but Takagi rebounds to BOOT Gabe! Gabe rebounds to BOOT Takagi, Takagi rebounds to BOOT Gabe! Gabe BOOTS again, runs, but Takagi dodges! Only for Gabe to RUN him over! But Takagi’s right up to run Gabe over! Gabe stands, they go to corners and come back to RAM shoulders! The fans fire up while the two are forehead to forehead. Gabe fires a forearm, then eggs Takagi on.

Takagi fires a forearm, Gabe fires back, and fans rally up. Gabe ROCKS Takagi, but Takagi shakes that off. Takagi fires a forearm, Gabe eggs him on. Takagi fires more forearms, but Gabe HAYMAKERS! And CHOPS! Gabe LARIATS in a corner, then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOSP! Takagi turns things around to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Gabe laughs as he CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Takagi JABS, CHOPS, and repeat! Takagi CHOPS again, but Gabe BOOTS! Takagi blocks, to DOUBLE CHOP! Gabe falls and Takagi catches his breath but the fans fire up. Takagi rises, stomps Gabe, then stalks him.

Takagi brings Gabe up, KNEES him against ropes, then whips to ropes for another KNEE! And then Takagi reels Gabe in, but Gabe suplexes first! Then Gabe looks around for cameras, and he says “My time coming, F YOU, B*TCH!” The fans are torn but Gabe kicks Takagi around. Gabe eggs Takagi on, drags him up, but Takagi fights the suplex! Takagi suplexes, Gabe fights it, so Takagi TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! The fans rally and Takagi watches Gabe go to a corner. Takagi runs in, but blocks a boot to LARIAT! Takagi reels Gabe in to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi fires up, and tells Nagata… NO, he has to duck Gabe’s cheap shot first!

Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! And YUKON LARIATS! The fans fire up, and now Takagi looks to camera! “TOKI GA KITA!” The fans fire up and join in on “OI! OI! OI!” Takagi kicks Gabe in the side, drags him back up, but Gabe BITES Takagi’s face! Red Shoes reprimands, but Gabe CHOPS Takagi. Takagi comes back to get face to face with Gabe. Then Takagi CHOPS! Gabe snarls, and he CHOPS back! Takagi nods, and he CHOPS again! Gabe staggers to ropes, but he seethes and shakes his head. Gabe comes back to CHOP, Takagi CHOPS, the fans rally as the CHOPS keep going! But Gabe wobbles! Takagi CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS!

Takagi eggs Gabe on, so Gabe CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Takagi JABS, JABS and fakes the chop to BITE Gabe’s head! Red Shoes reprimands, Takagi lets off and spits, Gabe doesn’t taste good. But then Gabe clinches Takagi for an EXPLODER! The fans rally while both men are down. Takagi and Gabe slowly stir, then Gabe stands. Gabe drags Takagi up, but Takagi fights the clinch with elbows! Gabe swings, into a clinch! EXPLODER! But Gabe’s up to SAIDO! And then Gabe runs, COMEBACKER- SAIDO! Gabe staggers back up, runs in, and he RUNS Takagi over! The fans fire up while both men are down again!

Takagi and Gabe stir, and they crawl to opposite ends. The fans rally, Takagi goes to a corner, and Gabe sits up cross-legged. Takagi headbutts the buckles to fire up! The fans fire up, Gabe shouts at Takagi, “OI!” Takagi glares at Gabe, and they run in! DOUBLE LARIATS! Neither falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Then again! The fans fire up while both men grit their teeth, to LARIAT point blank again and again, and again and again! They lean on each other, but Takagi fires off RIDGE HANDS! Then a LARIAT! Gabe drops to a knee, but he shakes his head. Gabe stands to LARIAT back!

Takagi staggers, Gabe eggs him on. Takagi stumbles, lariats, but there was nothing behind it! Gabe CLUBS, LARIATS, repeat, and then Takagi falls! Gabe looms over Takagi at the ropes, drags him up, and runs, only for Takagi to follow! LARIAT at ropes! Takagi runs, Gabe steps forward, DOUBLE LARIATS at center! Takagi ELBOWS, JABS, but Gabe HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS! Gabe UPPERCUTS! Takagi JABS and YUKON LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! Gabe LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! The fans are thunderous and both men rise up! Gabe runs in, Takagi dodges, but then Gabe dodges! PUMPING BOMBER hits!!

The fans are thunderous as Takagi roars! Takagi storms over to Gabe, drags him up and pump handles, torture rack, but Gabe slips free! PILEDRIVER!! Takagi’s up!? SLIDING BOMBER!! Gabe rises?! PUMPING BOMBER CRADLE!! TWO!!! Gabe survives, and this is just the 10 minute mark! The fans rally up while both men stir. Takagi rises with “OI! OI! OI!” The fans join in, and Takagi sits Gabe up. Takagi HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away on Gabe! Takagi drags Gabe up, though he’s a ragdoll, and pump handles! Torture rack, but no, Gabe slips free! SHOTEI! Gabe snarls, and he SLAPS, SLAPS and SLAPS again!

Gabe fires off more slaps, “F YOU!” Takagi SLAPS back! Gabe drops to his knees, and the fans rally up! Takagi fires boxing elbows, but Gabe withstands them all! He eggs Takagi on, Takagi fires more shots, Gabe again says “F YOU!” Takagi JABS, then HEADBUTTS! Gabe sits down, SLIDING PUMPING BOMBER!! Gabe is right back up!? Gabe runs, dodges, and COMEBACKER!! Both men flounder after that impact and the fans are thunderous! There are “GABU! GABU! GABU!” chants emerging over the “TA-KA-GI!” Red Shoes checks both men, they’re both okay to continue, and the fans continue to rally.

Gabe sits up cross-legged again. Gabe drags Takagi up, storms around, and he copies Takagi by headbutting buckles! Gabe reels Takagi in, but Takagi fights the driver! Takagi wrenches, Gabe CLUBS the arm. Takagi HEADBUTTS! Gabe SHOTEIS! Takagi ROCKS Gabe! Gabe falls over and the fans fire up again! Takagi roars and the fans fire up even more! Takagi drags Gabe up by his ears, but Gabe HEADBUTTS! Then PILEDRIVER!! Gabe holds on?! And he PILEDRIVERS again!!! Cover, GABE WINS!!!

Winner: Gabe Kidd, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Takagi earns 0)

The Mad Man avenges his loss over the NEVER Openweight Championship, and he is moving up the ranks! Will Gabe be NJPW Strong all the way until he’s conquered the G1?

Wait, Gabe has them cut his music? He stands at the center of the ring, and he bows in respect to Takagi!! The fans cheer, and then Gabe has them calm down. Gabe offers a handshake? Gabe says be a man and take it. Takagi  struggles to even sit up, so Gabe goes over to him. Gabe puts the icepack on Takagi’s shoulder, and still offers the handshake. Takagi manages to stand, and fans applaud in encouragement. Takagi shows respect back by shaking Gabe’s hand. But then Gabe kicks Takagi low! The Mad Man is still a War Dog, will he do what he wants to who he wants? As for Takagi, will he make sure to fight that much harder to redeem himself?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS SANADA!

Well, the Uncontrollable Charisma took on former LIJ member, Evil, just last round, and was cheated out of a main event moment. Now another former LIJ member is here to face the champion. The Cold Skull is much more honorable than the King of Darkness, but will he still steal the spotlight? Or can Naito keep things tranquilo?

Again, Naito takes his time with the entrance attire. But again, Sanada is former LIJ, so he is patient. The pants are put aside and the bell rings. The fans rally up, “NA-I-TO!” “SA-NA-DA!” Red Shoes assesses things, and Naito’s side is leading, but Sanada is sure it isn’t by much. The two circle, tie up, and they’re in a deadlock. Sanada waistlocks but Naito wrenches out. Naito hammerlocks, Sanada slips out to waistlock, but Naito drop toeholds. Naito floats to a headlock, but Sanada fights up. The fans rally, Sanada pries at the hold, and he tries for a top wristlock. Naito fights, but Sanada trips him! But Naito headscissors!

Sanada tries to kip free but Naito holds on tight. Sanada endures, fights around, and headstands to then trap Naito’s legs and pop out. Sanada leaps for a headlock, but Naito rolls him and has the headlock instead. Naito pulls on Sanada’s head, but Sanada fights up. Sanada puts Naito on ropes, Red Shoes calls the break. but Naito lets go slowly. Then Naito puts Sanada on ropes! Red Shoes reprimands but Naito lets off slowly again. He pats Sanada on the shoulders, the fans cheer, but then Naito SPITS at Sanada. Sanada sighs, then he kicks low and throws Naito out! Sanada builds speed, but Naito slides in!

Sanada tumbles up and over to the apron, Naito DECKS him! Naito builds speed, but he fakes Sanada out to tranquilo! But Sanada dropkicks him! Again, Sanada knows the tricks. Naito goes to the apron, Sanada storms over and scrapes Naito out of the ring. Sanada goes out, then he whips Naito hard into railing! Naito slumps down, crawls away, but Sanada stalks him. Sanada brings Naito up, fireman’s carries, and SNAKE EYES off railing! Right in front of Bushi on commentary! The fans rally, Sanada brings Naito up, headlocks and brings him around, for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Naito writhes but Sanada pushes him into the ring. Sanada covers, TWO!

The fans cheer and Sanada stays cool. Sanada drags Naito up, CLUBS him on the neck, and Naito staggers. Sanada brings Naito back around to CLUB him again. Sanada whips, then he catches Naito to a SLEEPER! Naito flails, but Sanada sits him down and leans on the hold. The fans rally as Naito endures, but Sanada grinds Naito down. Naito reaches out, kicks around, and finds his way to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and Sanada lets go. Sanada drags Naito up but Naito fires forearms! Sanada reels Naito in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Sanada brings Naito into the dragon sleeper!

But Naito spins things around! BACKBREAKER, to basement dropkick! Both men are down and the fans rally again. Naito sits up first, then stands. Naito drags Sanada up to whip, arm-drag, and then ELBOW! Basement DROPKICK! Naito then brings Sanada up to whip to a corner, and ELBOW! Naito puts Sanada in ropes, DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Then Naito stands Sanada up to turn him, hold him, and NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up and Naito covers, TWO! Sanada stays in this and the fans rally again. Naito drags Sanada up, cravats and neck wrenches. Sanada fires body shots, but Naito CLUBS him!

Naito snapmares Sanada into the LEG HOOK NELSON! Sanada endures while Naito puts on the pressure. Sanada kicks around, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Naito “needs help.” Red Shoes helps undo the hold, and Naito brings Sanada up. Naito reels Sanada in to hammerlock and half nelson, but Sanada resists the lift. Sanada clubs at Naito, but Naito CLUBS Sanada. Naito whips, Sanada reverses and hurdles, hurdles, and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while Naito bails out and we hit 10 minutes. Sanada PLANCHAS and down goes Naito! The fans fire up and Sanada has them get louder.

Sanada storms over to Naito, brings him up, and puts him in the ring. Sanada stalks Naito, brings him up, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Sanada stays cool, and he drags Naito up. Sanada fireman’s carries, but Naito fights free! Sanada runs, but Naito ELBOWS him! Sanada rebounds, Naito spins him and NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Naito rises up, hobbles over, and he drags Sanada up. Naito throws heavy elbow after elbow! Sanada falls to all fours, and the fans rally up again. Naito brings Sanada up, to throw more heavy elbows!

Sanada again falls over, and the fans rally up more. Sanada clutches the right shoulder, but Naito drags him up, for more heavy elbows! Naito puts Sanada up top, climbs up after him, and SUPER STEINERS! The fans fire up as Sanada flounders! Naito aims from the corner, runs up, but Sanada dropkicks the legs! Naito still swings, but into a suplex, for MAGIC SCREW! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Sanada grits his teeth as he rises up, and he goes up a corner! ROUNDING BODY- NO, he has to land out as Naito moves! Sanada runs up, but Naito wrenches and TORNADO- NO, Sanada stops the DDT!

Sanada runs up, Naito avoids the Shining Wizard! Sanada comes back but Naito SPINEBUSTERS! Naito hauls Sanada up to wrench and tilt-o-whirl, but Sanada stops Destino! Fireman’s carry, T K O!! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! We hit 15 minutes, and the fans rally again. Sanada stirs, as does Naito. Sanada kips up! Naito slowly sits up, into the SHINING WIZARD! Sanada then goes up top, to ROUNDING BODY PRESS!! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives and the fans fire up as Sanada says one more time! Sanada clinches, but Naito spins free! Naito suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER!

Naito hurries to haul Sanada up, and he wrenches to tilt-o-whirl, but Sanada slips free! O’Conner Roll BRIDGE! TWO!!! Naito escapes, but a SHINING WIZARD hits again!! Sanada roars, and he brings Naito up again! Clinch, DEAD- NO, Naito slips free, ripcord and DESTINO!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sanada survives and shocks the fans! But Naito just drags Sanada back up! Another wrench, another tilt-o-whirl, DESTINO~!!! Cover, NAITO WINS!!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sanada earns 0)

A powerful battle worthy of that IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, but it was the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion who comes out on top! Will Sanada have to try even harder if he wants to take the title back?

As for Naito, he catches his breath, stands back up, and has his hand raised. Red Shoes brings him his baseball cap, and after refreshing with some water, Naito gets the mic. “Buenas noches, Fukuoka~!” The fans cheer, and Naito says, “This was our second night of G1 in Fukuoka. Thank you to you all for coming. Gracias, amigos.” The fans cheer again, and Naito asks if they enjoyed these hot two days of action. The fans cheer because they did! Naito says it has been awhile since the G1 was in the Kyushu region, so he enjoyed it, too. Naito notes he is 2-3 now, and as the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion and defending G1 winner… “That’s a bad record.”

But Naito says he will get more and more wins and move into the positive so as to win his second G1 in a row. The fans cheer in hopes of seeing that. And Naito knows they know what’s next. This will be their first roll call in Fukuoka since May of 2016! Eight years and two months! Are they ready? The fans cheer, and Naito says that the only way to close out the G1 in Fukuoka is of course… “Bushi! Hiromu! Takagi! Titan! Yota! Y Naito! NOSOTROS! LOS INGOBERRRRNABLEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!” The fans cheer, but will Naito be able to pull off back to back Climaxes? Or will he fall short of such an achievement?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Evil: 5-0, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-1, 8 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-2, 6 points
Shota Umino: 3-2, 6 points
Callum Newman: 2-3, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-3, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 2-3, 4 points
Sanada: 2-3, 4 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-4, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-4, 2 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings!

Yuya Uemura: 3-1, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-1, 6 points
Henare: 2-2, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 2-2, 4 points
David Finlay: 2-2, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-2, 4 points
Ren Narita: 2-2, 4 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-2, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-3, 2 points


My Thoughts:

Another great round for the G1, and they keep on giving us some rather surprising outcomes. Well, Evil beating Callum was the one clear move, and Evil was still going to cheat even then. However, he’s also the only one going 5-0 now and that seems real bunk to me. Shota is great and all but I wanted to see ZSJ keep pace with Evil going into their match. But they’ll face off on August 6th, so maybe by then, Evil will have lost a match and they’ll have equal records anyway. Khan bringing down Jake Lee to get his first win was great, and that could very well be the spoiler win for Khan, keeping Jake outside of the top three.

While Gabe VS Takagi wasn’t the main event, it was probably the best match of the night. Great intensity, and Gabe winning out was somewhat surprising. As was Gabe’s swerve of showing respect just to get a cheap shot. Gabe’s win over Shota might also come in handy when it comes to determining the third seed. Gabe would have to lose one more than Shota and they’d swap in the block. Naito VS Sanada was still a great main event, and I almost thought Sanada was getting it, but Naito would be shockingly 1-4 so that wasn’t happening. Naito himself might start moving up the block from here, and he’s up against Gabe next, so that’ll be a crucial match.

My Score: 9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.15.26

TNA had some time to cook up their big debut. Did they burn it, or make a succulent feast?

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AMC era has begun! Granted it’s not without a big loss, being The Rascalz seem to be headed to AEW. Which honestly I’m conflicted. If it was their decision because the money was astronomical, then I can’t fault TNA for not being able to compete with the TK Bank Account. But if TNA didn’t even try and let them walk for money that could’ve been negotiated…then TNA fumbled harder than CJ Stroud. Jake Something is a non-factor, but The Rascalz could be a big mistake.

Ratings:

  • Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *
  • TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand: Maggie wins via pinfall – (-) *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
  • TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – *** 3/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

AJ Styles comes out to kick off TNA episodes on a new network. He walks out to the WWE theme, makes a quick hype promo, doesn’t interact with anyone aside from the crowd. Definitely feels like more could’ve been done with AJ, but it was nice to see him. 

Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4

The Hardyz come out with some guitar guy, Justin Lyonz or something…BDE and another streamer buddy? Definitely already feels overbooked just on the intro.

Order 4 tries to start fast but things back fire quickly and…this is starting off like an old episode of like WCW Thunder. Just messy overbooked intros, hot start into a commercial. 13 minutes in and it’s not a good start. Coming back from the commercial, Ali had the advantage but then Jeff Hardy is turning it around, all the apron dwellers are down. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker, Jeff catches him with a Twist of Fate. Tasha tries to get in the way, Ali gets shoved into her, Matt hits the Twist of Tasha draped over Ali…shmoz spot. The Great Hands actually turn things around after the pinfall break, but Elijah stops them with some Mule Kick action, into a Twist from Matt and Swanton from Jeff. I think we saw maybe 3 minutes of this and it was all just cliche chaos crap.

Loser Agent Zero attacks after the fact…even though Elijah laid him out last week and the luster is off of Zero. He’s a joke. The Righteous come out to make a…Save? Dutch hits Death Walks on Matt and Vincent pulls out…a pad lock or something and then chains Jeff to the post via his eat gauge. This is…an embarrassing mess of crap just happening.  If this is anyone’s first episode, I apologize for the Crash TV whiplash effect of this so far. 

20 minutes of worthless D List Star spotting that leads to a comedy spot with Ryan Nemeth (which is fine, I love Ryan) but then it goes into Santino finding a new General Manager type because he’s been compromised. And it’s…Sonya Deville with Daria Rae as her new gimmick name. She comes out as the heel “management” type who wants to get rid of Santino. And…she apparently signed Elayna Black. Yikes, back to back no one cares reveals. Sonya Deville and Cora Jade. Cora’s hot, but wrestling competence…ya that’s non-existent. 

I can almost tolerate Sonya since she’s supposed to come out and be a heel immediately, so the lack of current love, buzz and pop, is fine. But bringing Cora Jade along like she’s anything more than eye candy is…pathetic. It has been 30 minutes since the last actual wrestling match happened.

WHY DO WE GO INTO ANOTHER GOOFBALL TALK SEGMENT?!?!? The Elegance Brand, with Perez Hilton…has he even been relevant since like 2008? What is this? I get that it’s a dumb shtick before the match but STOP TALKING. This…Mr Elegance thing is complete garbage. 

TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand

The IInspiration comes down to stop the awful segment and as soon as things start we cut to commercial again. WHY. M has control cause of course the heels are in control until Cassie gets the knees up and M crashes and burns on the Moonsault. Jessie hot tag, lays out both Elegance members. She dispatches of M, Armbar Suplex on Heather but the Concierge pulls out Jessie. Jessie blocks the numbers game but eats combination kicks from Heather. They go for their Bow and Arrow, Stomp combo but Cassie shoves off Heather, IInspiration double teams M, Mr Elegance hops on the apron and gets slapped.

This is a sloppy mess of over booked gimmicked garbage. Idolizer on Maggie but interference for days and Maggie gets the pin and the…I don’t care. Get rid of these titles. I love Maggie, but this is pathetic and the fact we need NXT tag teams to flesh out a contender bracket is sad. What the actual FUCK is this episode? This feels like a fever dream.

Jesus, okay the Visa issue is legit because I know there’s problems in e-sports and other professional mediums. But now Lei Ying Lee comes out because her title match becomes an Open Challenge because Dani can’t compete at Genesis. ZaRuca comes out, and I don’t care who challenge Lei, but I swear if TNA makes Lei drop the title to an NXT wrestler again. Sol actually says Zaria deserves the shot, which surprises Zaria…kind of a nice moment. But still…I swear, no more NXT wrestlers taking TNA gold. 

Christ on a crutch, another talking segment. The System has to say stuff because Dango is retiring on Saturday, but come the hell on. So far there have been 2 matches, we saw 3 minutes of the first one, some people missed the entire second match because AMC ran back to back commercial breaks. But even seeing it, there’s was about 4 minutes of interference in that match. 90 minutes so far, and there’s been 7 minutes of visible wrestling. They’ve done garbage shows like this before, but I was hoping they would know better than to give us some gum flapping imbecile show. But NOOO.

TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana

Collar and Elbow tie up, Kaz tries the early Chicken Wing, but Santana fights it off and tries to catch him with a Spin the Block, but easily dodged and we reset. Santana hits the Shoulder Tackle and the crowd pops probably because it’s actually wrestling for what feels like the first time all night. Frankensteiner sends Frankie to the floor, Escalera Plancha from Santana keeps Kaz on the receiving end. Santana launches off the steps but misses and Kaz connects with a Belly to Belly.

Back from yet another terribly timed commercial, we see Kaz get shoved off the ropes, Santana tries the Rolling Buck Fifty, but Kaz connects with a Backstabber. He then decides to talk smack to Santana and big brother him. Santana absorbs Kaz’s shots, fires and then throws his own haymakers. Santana going a little Sting with a big Woo, catches Kaz’s foot and then Gamengiri. Kaz cuts him off, Santana cuts off Kaz, Rolling Buck Fifty out of the up and over, but only a 2 count.

Kaz claws the eyes, shoves Santana away, but Santana climbs the buckles again, Spanish Fly, no sell, into a struggle for signature moves when Santana snaps off a Code Red for another near fall. Santana takes too long to go for the Cannonball, knees up, Kaz hits the Angel’s Wings for two. Chicken Wing attempt two, but Santana rolls over into the pinfall, Kaz kicks out. A little cat and mouse on the Guillotine, but Slingshot Cutter into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for two again!

Frankie tries to bring in the belt, it gets taken away, finisher counters, Fighting Spirit, Spin the Block misses, Kaz goes for a Shotgun Kick but ref bump. Santana hits the Spin the Block but the ref is dead. Kaz looks for the discarded belt, clocks Santana with it while the referee is still dead. Kaz aims for Fade to Black on the apron and connects! Throws Santana back into the ring, cover, Santana kicks out at two and fires! Kaz with the Canadian Destroyer but Santana no sells, Spin the Block! 1-2-2.999. Kaz kicked out of it. Kaz dodges the next STB, tries one of his own, but then Santana connects with another!

Overall Score: 2.5/10

This was an awful trainwreck of a fever dream. The Main Event was the only thing worth watching, and if you’re not a TNA fan, I wouldn’t expect people to have stuck around that long. The Main Event is 2 of the 2.5 points, the only other slightly decent part was utilizing Sonya Deville’s relative lack of interest and expected lack of pop, to just make her a heel out of the gates.

Everything else about this show was complete unadulterated dogshit. Mr Elegance talks like young Chris Jericho, Ryan Nemeth and Peter Brady did a failed fusion dance. The concept was cringe the execution is worse. The constant commercials at the start of matches and coming back for 2-3 minutes of trash is a 90s formula that doesn’t work nowadays. 80% of this show was useless talking, highlight segments of the history of TNA and running around to fix Genesis matches because all the UK wrestlers can’t make the show.

This was pathetic. If this was people’s first time watching TNA, it probably will be their last. This show made WCW Thunder look competent. I yearn for the days of Disco Inferno vs Lodi. Van Hammer vs Mike Awesome during his fat chick thriller era, would be better writing and television than whatever this was.

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (1/15/26)

Stir it up!

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Will The Chef continue to serve up L’s?

ROH Women’s World Television Champion, Red Velvet, dared Taya Valkyrie to step up, but instead gets Robyn Renegade on the Proving Grounds! Will the kitchen be cooking either way?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Grizzled Young Veterans VS Spanish Announce Project; GYV wins.
  • Lance Archer VS Vin Parker; Archer wins.
  • Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions VS Kiran Grey; Shane wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: QT Marshall, Aaron Solow & The Von Erichs VS The Frat House; QT, Solo & The Von Erichs win.
  • Mixed Six Tag: MXM TV VS The Infantry; The Infantry wins.
  • ROH Women’s World Television Championship Proving Ground: Red Velvet VS Robyn Renegade; Velvet wins and denies Robyn a title match.
  • Blake Christian & Lee Johnson w/ Jay Lethal VS Alex Reynolds & Evil Uno; Blake & Lee win.

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Grizzled Young Veterans VS Spanish Announce Project!

Before their Collision with Eddie Kingston & Ortiz, Zack Gibson & James Drake look to get a little tune-up in. Will they teach Angelico & Serpentico how to #GritYourTeeth? Or can the South African Stud & #SNAKEMAN help Gibson & Drake chill out?

The teams sort out and Angelico starts against Drake. The Code of Honor is not upheld as Drake kicks the hand away. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. They tie up, Angelico wrenches Drake’s arm to a wristlock, but Drake THROWS Angelico down by his hair! Drake twists Angelico’s arm, wristlocks in return, but Angelico rises up to hop around, spin and slip through to trip Drake! Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps on Drake with the armlock, but Drake goes to a corner. Angelico wrenches, whips corner to corner, but Drake goes up and out! Drake then RAMS Angelico, goes up and in and tags Gibson.

Drake whips Angelico to the corner, runs in and ELBOWS Angelico! Gibson adds a LARIAT! Then feed to Drake’s WHEEL KICK! The fans are torn but GYV doesn’t really care. Gibson eggs on Angelico, then calls out Eddie Kingston, asking if Eddie’s taking notes. Gibson UPPERCUTS Angelico, and UPPERCUTS, and- Angelico hooks the arm! Gibson fights off the backslide, KNEES low, then whips, only for Angelico to hurdle and BOOT Gibson down! The fans fire up as Angelico wrenches Gibson. Angelico ELBOW BREAKERS, then he tags in Serpentico. Serpentico goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm!

SAP then double whips, double dropdown, then HIP TOSS and ZANMAI! Then Serpentico SENTONS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Serpentico and he CHOPS Gibson to the corner. Serpentico CHOPS again, the fans rally up more, but Gibson BOOTS Serpentico! Gibson ELBOWS Angelico, then runs up on Serpentico, but Serpentico dodges to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Gibson clinches, Drake tags in! Gibson whips Serpentico, Drake DROPKICKS the legs out, then Gibson basement DROPKICKS! Then Drake uses Gibson to launch, MAYHEM IN MOTION! The fans boo while Angelico falls and GYV stands tall.

Gibson goes out to drag Angelico up and whip him into railing! The fans boo more but Gibson just blows mocking kisses. Drake goes for Serpentico, but Serpentico GAMANGIRIS! Gibson grabs at Serpentico, Serpentico kicks him away, but Drake grabs the leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Serpentico writhes, but Drake stands him up. Drake grabs that leg, SHIN BREAKER! Serpentico writhes but Drake drags him around for a toehold. Drake puts on the pressure, even digging his knee in, but the fans rally. Serpentico grabs at Drake, Drake also asks if Eddie & Ortiz are watching closely. But Serpentico kicks free with the free leg!

Drake tags Gibson, Gibson clamps onto Serpentico, and Gibson wrenches to SHIN- CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE! Serpentico hobbles, Gibson trips him, and Gibson pushes on the leg! Serpentico resists the turn, but Gibson still manages a HALF CRAB at this angle! Serpentico endures, reaches out, but Gibson pushes on that bad leg! Serpentico still has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Gibson shifts the angle, and now he has the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Serpentico has the ROPEBREAK, but Gibson tags Drake in. Drake STOMPS Serpentico down! The fans boo but Drake taunts Serpentico, “Do you have any idea who you’re in with, lad?”

Drake stands Serpentico up in the corner, talks more trash, but Serpentico CHOPS him! The fans fire up while Drake is stinging! Serpentico jumps up to RANA! The fans fire up, Drake tags Gibson, but Serpentico dodges! Hot tag to Angelico! Angelico rallies on GYV with LARIAT after LARIAT! Gibson catches Angelico but Angelico BOOTS Drake to a corner! Angelico then RAMS Gibson into the corner and arm-drags him down. Now Angelico uses Gibson as a step to AX HANDLE Drake down! The fans fire up with Angelico, and he bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK and KICK away on Gibson! Angelico whips, Gibson reverses, then Gibson avoids the sweep, but not the EDDY GORDO KICK!

Angelico pushes Gibson over for a cover, TWO! Gibson survives and Angelico is a bit surprised, but he hurries to get Gibson up. Angelico clinches but Gibson fires elbows. Gibson swings, but into that clinch! FLATLINER! Hot tag back to Serpentico and he goes up! Serpentico SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, Drake breaks it! The fans boo but Angelico is on Drake! JAB after JAB, but Drake shoves back! Angelico dodges to LARIAT Drake against the ropes! Drake almost goes up and over, but he ends up floundering under. Angelico goes out to get Drake, but Drake wrenches and waistlocks. Drake RAMS Angelico into steel steps!

Serpentico WRECKS Drake with a dropkick! Gibson rolls Serpentico up, but Serpentico rolls though! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Gibson gets that leg again, but Serpentico CLUBS away! But Gibson ducks enzigiri and DRAGON SCREWS! Serpentico writhes, Gibson goes up a corner, and FLYING CODE BREAKER! Gibson shouts to Eddie & Ortiz, then he tags Drake. Drake climbs, Gibson says this is on Eddie! This is on Ortiz! COAST2COAST!! Drake covers, GYV wins!

Winners: Grizzled Young Veterans, by pinfall

On this night, GYV > SAP, but Gibson wants the mic. Gibson again calls out Eddie & Ortiz, “I hope you’re watching. I hope you’re sat somewhere, taking notes on how professionals handle their business! Maximum Carnage! This is the future for you two dweebs!” Drake CHOKES Serpentico with the GYV scarf! The fans boo, but Gibson stomps Serpentico! WAIT! Eddie & Ortiz are here! The Mad King & Monkey have chairs, so GYV beat feet! Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem say they do this on their time! But will Gibson & Drake have to grit their teeth? Or can they survive Maximum Carnage?

 

8 Man Tag: QT Marshall, Aaron Solow & The Von Erichs VS The Frat House!

God’s Gift to Wrestling was successful at World’s End as he, Big Boom AJ, and the whole crew humbled Roppongi Vice. But now QT & Aaron team up with Marshall & Ross to see if they can humble some Frat boys. Will they bring the DOOM via Iron Claws? Or will Preston Vance, Jacked Jameson, Cole Karter & Griff Garrison have a reason to party in Arlington?

Jameson of course has a mic to say, “Lemme hear ya say FRAAAAAAT HOOOOOUSE~! Our opponents tonight are a couple of Texas wrestling legends, The Von Erichs. Sorry, oh my God, that’s so embarrassing, I said that wrong. Our opponents tonight are sponges living off the NAME ‘Von Erich.’ And speaking of sponges, their partners, QT Marshall & Aaron Solo, have been sponging off of Big Boom AJ, and now they figured they’d leech onto the Von Erichs. The only thing spongy about The Frat House is our livers when it soaks up all this liquor we’re gonna drink tonight! Vance, tell ’em why!”

Vance grabs the mic to remind us that the number one rule is: Win or lose, we BOOZE! The fans boo as The Frat House finish their walk to the ring, letting QT & Solo make their entrance, followed by The Von Erichs. The fans boo as Jameson takes a fan sign claiming he can’t even bench 135 pounds. The teams then sort out, Ross steps up to Cole, and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, Cole and Ross tie up, and Cole slips around to headlock. Ross fires body shots, powers up and out, but Cole RUNS Ross over. Cole flexes while the fans boo, and things speed up. Ross drops down, hurdles over, then DROPKICKS Cole!

The fans cheer, Ross drags Cole over, tag to Marshall. The Von Erichs whip, Ross drops down and Marshall DROPKICKS! The fans cheer and Marshall kicks low. Scoop and SLAM, then Marshall ELBOW DROPS! Marshall drags Cole up, headlocks, and he tags Ross back in. They double whip again, then DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans cheer but Vance runs up! The Von Erichs dodge to DOUBLE DROPKICK again! Ross hurries to get Cole up, bring him over, and tag to Solo. Solo wrenches Cole but Cole ROCKS him! Tag to Griff, but Aaron LARIATS first! And LARIATS again! But Griff BOOTS the third lariat!

Griff spins but Aaron ducks the lariat to NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up for Solo and he hurries to go for Griff. Griff THROWS Aaron out, Aaron RAMS Griff, but Cole grabs at Solo! QT protests but that only distracts the ref! Aaron kicks Cole, kicks Vance, then ROCKS Griff, but Jameson anchors Solo! Vance gets back up to GRIND Solo’s face against the ropes! Griff then slingshots Solo into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Griff keeps Solo down, drags him over, and he tags in Jameson. They mug Solo, then Jameson puts Solo on the ropes. Jameson runs to LARIAT Solo through the ropes! “Where the best party, baby!”

Jameson then drags Solo up for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Jameson keeps him from the corner. The fans rally for QT & The Von Erichs, but Jameson bumps Solo off buckles. Tag to Vance and Vance stomps a mudhole in. The ref reprimands and counts, Vance steps back and tags Griff. Griff keeps Solo from his corner, DECKS him with a right hand, then brings him back up. Solo JAWBREAKERS free! Griff tags Vance back in, Vance grabs the legs, but Solo BOOTS him away! Cole tags in, hurries to get Solo up, and BIG back suplex! Solo lands out, ELBOWS Jameson, then ELBOWS Cole!

But Vance & Griff DOUBLE BOOT! Feed to Cole’s DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up but Cole bumps Solo off buckles. Tag to Vance, Vance tags Jameson. They run to BLAST The Von Erichs! The fans boo but Vance sends Jameson in, LARIAT! Feed to a forearm, then Jameson UP KICKS Solo into Vance’s SPINEBUSTER! Jameson goes up, calls his shot, but Solo avoids the senton! The fans fir eup while Jameson writhes! Solo crawls, but Vance grabs the legs! Solo hops up to ENZIGIRI free! And hot tags to Griff and QT! The fans cheer QT as he dodges Griff, DECKS Cole, then LARIATS away on Griff!

QT whips, Griff reverses, but QT handsprings, RED DOT ENZIGIRI! The fans fire up with QT as he calls his shot, but Vance & Cole mug him! The Von Erichs storm in but they get sent back out! Cole whips QT, but QT reverses! Vance’s DISCUS LARIAT hits Cole! The fans fire up, and now Marshall gets Vance! IRON CLAW! Ross joins in, IRON CLAW BACK SUPLEX COMBO! But Griff rolls QT, TWO! Jameson tags in, QT SUPERKICKS Griff! Jameson LARIATS QT! Jameson gets Griff up, they double whip QT, but QT ducks the lariats! QT sends Jameson into Griff, the fans rally up, and the Von Erichs are back! DOUBLE IRON CLAWS!!

The fans fire up as Jameson’s eyes are rolling in the back of his head! Solo FLIES out onto Vance! Feed to QT’s DIAMOND CUTTER!! Cover, QTVE wins!

Winners: QT Marshall, Aaron Solo & The Von Erichs, by pinfall

A great win for this eclectic combination! But with LFI holding onto the tag titles, will it be QT & Solo or The Von Erichs that reach them first?

 

Mixed Six Tag: MXM TV VS The Infantry!

Taya Valkyrie was offered an opportunity directly from Red Velvet to step onto the Proving Grounds, but it seems Mrs. TV chose not to go for it. Will she regret it now that she, Mansoor & Mason Madden have to face Trish Adora, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo? Or will MXM TV show STP is not TV Ready?

MXM TV wants another Fingertip Touch of Honor, but The Infantry says no thanks. The trios then sort out, and it is ladies first as Taya starts against Adora. They circle, tie up, and Taya waistlocks. Adora pries at the hold, Taya shoves her to the corner and ELBOWS her! Then LARIATS! The fans rally as Taya CHOPS Adora against ropes! Taya snapmares, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Adora flounders away, the fans cheer Taya, but Bravo tags in! Taya is soaking up the adulation of Arlington, but Mason & Mansoor say look out! Taya dodges Bravo to CHOP him! And CHOP him! And wrench to wristlock.

Mansoor goes up and he AX HANDLES Bravo! The fans cheer the Sultan of Chic, he wrenches to ELBOW BREAKER, then tags the Mahogany Hunk! Mansoor feeds Bravo to Mason’s scoop, then Mansoor runs, CATWALK LEG DROP! Cover, ONE!! Mason CLUBS Bravo, tags Mansoor, and they double whip Bravo to DOUBLE ELBOW! Then they POSE! The fans cheer, then they fingertip touch DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Mansoor headlocks, Dean tags in as Bravo powers up and out. Mansoor whips, Bravo dodges to JAWBREAKER! Feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Dean torpedoes Mansoor, rains down fists, then he stands up to… POSE!

The fans are torn as Dean grins, then he runs up to RAM Mansoor into the corner! The Infantry all mugs Dean! The fans boo, but The Infantry stops while the ref holds Taya & Mason back. Dean then winds up to LARIAT Mansoor down! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for “M X M!” but that annoys STP. Dean clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Mansoor down. Mansoor endures, fights up, and the fans rally as he hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down, Dean grabs a leg, but Mansoor hops up! He reaches out for Mason, but he’s literally fingertips away! Dean YANKS Mansoor back, and ELBOW DROPS! Dean then BLASTS Mason!

Dean threatens to smack Taya, too, then he runs up on Mansoor. But Mansoor DUMPS Dean out, ENZIGIRIS, and he dodges Bravo! Bravo falls out of the ring, hot tag to Taya! The fans fire up as La Wera Loca rallies on AfroPunk! LARIAT after LARIAT, then a flurry of forearms! Taya CHOPS Adora, whips corner to corner, but Adora reverses. Adora runs up, but Taya ELBOWS her away! Adora comes back, but Taya BOOTS her! Taya throws Adora down, then fires up! The fans rally for the METEORA! Cover, TWO! Adora survives but the fans rally for Taya. Taya runs back up, but into an ELBOW! Adora fires forearms, but Taya ROCKS her!

Taya fires another flurry, then roars, but Adora DECKS Taya! The fans are torn while Taya stumbles. Taya rises up, and she tells Adora not to mess with La Wera Loca, cabrona! The forearms fly back and forth and the fans fire up again! Adora dodges a boot, but so does Taya! Both women run up, DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! The fans rally, Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Mason and Dean! Mason BLASTS through double lariats to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE Dean & Bravo! ELBOW for Bravo, ELBOW for Dean, and a lEG LARIAT for Bravo! Then a dodge and BODY CHECK on Dean!

The fans fire up with Mason, he tags Mansoor, and they get Dean up! CHOKE SLAM PLEX COMBO! Cover, Bravo breaks it! Mason drags Bravo up, whips, but Bravo grabs ropes! Bravo DUMPS Mason, then PLANCHAS! Down goes Mason, and Bravo goes back to the ring. Mansoor gets Bravo with atomic drop to SPINEBUSTER! Dean kicks Mansoor, whips, but Mansoor reverses to TOSS Dean out! Mansoor DIVES! Direct hit on Dean! The fans fire up again, but wait, who is this tapping Mansoor on the shoulder? Mansoor turns around, but is in awe of her style and beauty. But then Bravo DECKS Mansoor! And now Bravo says, “Well hello, beautiful! I’ll be right back.”

Bravo brings Mansoor up, puts him in the ring, and Dean is ready. They lock ‘n’ load, 2 TO DA HEAD!! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Well, the mystery woman at ringside aside, two-thirds of the ROH World Six Man Champions and their AfroPunk are victorious! Wait, Bravo really does go back to her and helps her step up and over the railing. She’s not Stori Denali tall but she’s still pretty tall. Will she become a new addition to STP’s numbers game?

 

ROH Women’s World Television Championship Proving Ground: Red Velvet VS Robyn Renegade!

Speaking of that Proving Ground match, Taya’s loss is another’s gain, as The Chef is now serving this Renegade a golden opportunity. But will it come with a side of bitter defeat? Or can Robyn earn a golden ticket in ten minutes or less?

The Code of Honor is not really upheld as Robyn slaps the hand away, and the bell rings. The two tie up as we’re on the clock, and Velvet headlocks. Robyn powers up but Velvet holds on. Robyn pulls hair, wrenches out, and she blocks the arm-drag to THROW Velvet down. But Velvet kips up, only for Robyn to THROW her down again! Velvet kips back up, wrenches through, and then wristlocks. Velvet KICKS the leg, STO on Robyn, then a LEG DROP on the arm! Velvet has the short arm scissor and the fans rally. Robyn endures, bridges to a cover, TWO! Velvet lets Robyn go, Robyn headlocks, but Velvet powers up and out.

Robyn RUNS Velvet over, “kicks dirt” and brushes her shoulder off. Things speed up, Velvet drops down then jumps up, but Robyn catches her! Robyn smiles and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Velvet flounders from that hard landing while the fans boo Robyn. Robyn tells them to cry more. Robyn storms out to the apron to fetch Velvet, then APRON NECKBREAKER! Velvet flops to the floor, and Robyn slides into the ring. Robyn tells the ref to count Velvet out, that’s good enough to win her a future title match. The fans rally while the count climbs, and Velvet rises up at 5 of 20. Velvet is on the apron but Robyn storms up.

Velvet RAMS Robyn, but Robyn CLUBS Velvet! Robyn then JUMP STMOPS Velvet down! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Robyn is furious. Robyn smacks Velvet off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, but the fans boo. The ref counts, Robyn stops, and the ref warns her. Robyn stalks Velvet to a corner, CHOPS her, then tells the fans to shut up. Robyn pushes Velvet to another corner, CHOPS her again, and Robyn smiles while she dusts off her hands. Robyn stalks Velvet to another corner, stands her up again, and puts some stank on this one! But Velvet ducks that chop to return the favor! Robyn dodges, she SLAPS back!

The fans boo, but Robyn DOUBLE CHOPS Velvet down! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives, Robyn frowns, but she nods as she still has the edge. Robyn drags Velvet up, but Velvet fires body shots! Velvet runs but Robyn reels her in! BACK- CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Robyn escapes, hurries to her feet, and ducks a lariat to then yank Velvet’s hair! And she CLAWS Velvet’s back! The fans boo but Robyn suplexes, GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives and Robyn snarls again. Another cover, TWO! Robyn argues with the ref, the fans boo Robyn, but Velvet staggers to her feet. Velvet LARIATS Robyn! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS!

Velvet roars, runs, but Robyn follows! Only for Velvet to CALF KICK! The fans fire up with Velvet and she runs to DOUBLE KNEE Robyn in the back! Velvet YANKS Robyn back, winds it up, and HAYMAKER!! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall (denies Robyn Renegade a title match)

There was some serious spice in that left hand, she could’ve won this by knockout. That’s a hot and fresh L for Robyn, who else will step into the kitchen and look to stir it up with The Chef?

 

Tony Khan and Athena are backstage.

The AEW-ROH President & CEO is honored to be here on ROH TV, joined by the ROH Women’s World Champion, The Fallen Goddess, the Forever Champion, Athena. They have a big announcement for a very special show just two weeks from tonight. Here on Honor Club, January 29th, in the Esports Stadium, it will be a collaboration of ROH and Metroplex Wrestling, aka MPX Wrestling, which is run by none other than Athena! It will be ROH x MPX: Global Wars, and Tony says Athena will bring in some top stars from MPX. Athena says it will be a phenomenal show, one no one will want to miss.

And when her Minions prove they’re the best in the world, we continue with this collaboration FOR-E-VER! Y’know, just like her championship reign. Well, that remains to be seen. Athena makes a face that says, “What’s that supposed to mean?” But TK is very excited about working with her, a fantastic champion and a fantastic promotor. He can’t wait to see that team-up show! He thanks Athena for working with them on this, and he’s sure her young wrestlers and Athena herself will have a great show for ROH x MPX: Global Wars. A big show indeed, but which stars will shine brightest in the Lonestar State?

 

Blake Christian & Lee Johnson w/ Jay Lethal VS Alex Reynolds & Evil Uno!

The Swirl brought down Tommy Billington & Adam Priest, proving they’re the true proteges of the Franchise Player. Will Vanilla Baby & Big Shotty continue to build momentum towards title opportunities? Or can The Dark Order prove they’re still good enough?

The teams sort out and Uno steps up to Blake. Blake does not keep the Code of Honor as he flips Uno off instead. The bell rings, the two circle, but Blake cartwheels past Uno to Fargo Strut. Still needs some work, but he just flips Uno off again. The fans boo but Uno storms up. Blake kicks low, headlocks, but Uno powers up and out. Blake RAMS Uno, Uno returns, but Blake hurdles. Uno shoves Blake, redirects, and then RUNS Blake over! Uno does his own Fargo Strut and the fans cheer that. Uno bumps Blake off Reynolds’ boot, then tags him in. The Dark Order DOUBLE SLINGSHOT BACK SUPLEX! Then they DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!

Reynolds brings Blake up, but Blake RAMS him into the Swirl corner. The ref counts, Blake backs off, but Lee gets his shots in behind the ref’s back. Blake tags Lee in, they mug Reynolds, then Blake whips Lee in, only for Reynolds to dodges! Then Reynolds dodges Blake to send him into Lee! Lethal is already frustrated as Reynolds goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up and Reynolds runs to LARIAT Blake down! And LARIAT Lee down! The fans fire up with Reynolds, he runs up and LARIATS Blake in the corner! Reynolds then BOOTS Lee away, runs up, but Lee dodges! Lee MONKEY FLIPS Blake so he can LARIAT Reynolds down!

Blake BLASTS Uno, Lee LARIATS Reynolds up and out, and The Swirl hurries out after them. Blake brings a chair over, but the ref is busy with an angry Uno. Lee hangs Reynolds out to dry on the railing while Blake sets the chair up nearby. Blake gets space, the fans rally up, and Blake runs back in! Chair-leap AX HANDLE! Down goes Reynolds, and Blake licks the camera?! The fans boo but The Swirl soaks up the heat. Lee puts Reynolds in the ring, then pushes him to a cover, TWO! Reynolds toughs it out but Lee clamps on a chinlock. The fans rally as Reynolds endures, and Reynolds fights up to his feet.

Reynolds fires body shots, but Lee CLUBS away on his back! Lee TOSSES Reynolds to the apron, runs up, but Reynolds ROCKS him! Reynolds ELBOWS Blake down, but Lee gets Reynolds in the ropes! Reynolds turns that around onto Lee for a ROPE OCTOPUS! Lethal protests, the ref counts, and Reynolds stops at 4. Lee stumbles away, but Blake SPEARS Reynolds on the apron! The fans boo, but Blake BLASTS Uno! The Swirl then drags Reynolds up and reels him in. Blake calls the shot, and he handsprings while Lee suplexes, but Reynolds counters with a cradle! TWO!! Lee escapes in time, but Reynolds TOSSES Blake and dodges Lee!

Blake tags in, but Reynolds tags Uno! Uno rallies on The Swirl, LARIAT after LARIAT, corner to corner and back again! The fans fire up as Uno gets all the way to seven, then he CHOPS Blake! Uno runs and BOOTS Blake, then DDTS him down! The fans fire up and Uno covers, TWO! Uno and the fans rally again, and Reynolds joins in. Uno hooks Blake in the Gory Especial, but Blake RANAS Reynolds away! Uno runs up, but Blake puts him on the apron! Blake headscissors Uno in the ropes for Lee to SHOTGUN down! Reynolds LARIATS Lee up and out! Blake kicks and whips, but Reynolds ducks to DIVE onto Lee!

Blake builds speed, he SWIRL SPIKES Uno & Reynolds! The fans are torn but Blake puts Uno in. Blake says this one’s for Lethal! Springboard, handspring, and LETHAL- Gory Especial! Reynolds runs in, GORY LUNG BLOWER!! Cover, Lee breaks it! Lee then whips Reynolds, but Reynolds reverses to TOSS Lee! Uno tags Reynolds, Reynolds climbs, and Uno has Blake in the Gory Especial again. Lethal distracts the ref! This lets Lee YANK Reynolds down! And he ENZIGIRIS Uno! Blake drags Reynolds over, he and Lee each have a wrist. B T E?! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Lee then drags Reynolds up, Blake climbs, SWIRL VALLEY!! Cover, The Swirl wins!

Winners: The Swirl, by pinfall

Lethal pushes past the ref to raise the hands of Blake & Lee in victory! A shoutout to The Young Bucks helps them win, but now Lethal & The Swirl beat up on Dark Order just because they can! The fans boo as Lethal puts Uno in the FIGURE FOUR! Blake even stands on Uno’s neck! Lee TOSSES Reynolds, and John Silver is nowhere to be found! But Adam Priest & Tommy Billington rush out here! Lethal & The Swirl run away, and Lethal says they’re done with those guys! #AllGenres & The Dynamite Kid disagree, when and where will they get their revenge on The Swirl? Will they get their revenge?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode for ROH, especially for (what they recognize to be) episode 150. Nothing super amazing, though that’s apparently because they’re saving the big moves for two weeks, the first-ever ROH x MPX Global Wars. It’s only named that because they don’t have a better name for what’s really just a promotional crossover and not ROH going to another country. Either way, that’ll be fun to see some up-and-coming wrestlers, maybe the MPX stars can get signed to AEW-ROH and help fill more the ROH roster than the AEW one, because ROH needs something to spice up the title scenes, TK is barely developing the people he has.

I will say, I appreciate that GYV are the ones involved in this AEW-ROH crossover story with Eddie Kingston & Ortiz. Very good match with SAP that GYV of course won, and I was pleasantly surprised Eddie & Ortiz confronted GYV after being called out. Their Collision match will be very good, and I would think Eddie & Ortiz win. I also appreciated Archer’s squash match and Shane VS Kiran Grey being back to back, as I planned on skipping them both. Kiran Grey getting an actual entrance week after week is promising for him, as are these great showings he’s been getting, even in defeat. Perhaps Kiran Grey will also be All Elite soon enough.

STP of course won both their matches tonight, with the Mixed Six Tag being a very fun one. Arlington gladly accepted MXM TV as the Faces in this scenario, they’re all just that entertaining that they could make the turn if they wanted. But at the same time, they’re just that good as Heels, it might not happen. Lee Moriarty is also defending his Pure Championship against Xelhua again, but this time in a CMLL venue, that should be another technical classic. Good stuff in the 8 Man Tag, and I hate to say it, but I feel like Jacked Jameson has a point. But even so, the Frat House of course lost, The Von Erichs are very powered up in Texas.

Very good Proving Ground from Velvet VS Renegade, there was some nice innovation in this match, but I figured Velvet would win out. They teased it last week, but seems they’ll give us a slow burn build towards Velvet VS Valkyrie. And then a very good main event tag, but I figured The Swirl would win. Priest & Billington not leaving things alone is a good extension of the feud, and I still think Bandido should join them for a Six Man Tag to set up Bandido VS Blake once and for all.

My Score: 8.6/10

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