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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (8/17/24)
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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (8/17/24)

Who’s going All In?

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AEW will #FindTheReal Top Guys through a Collision!

Whether or not FTR meant to, they screwed The Acclaimed over on Dynamite. Will Caster & Bowens return the favor and take All In away from them? Or will Dax & Cash have another Wembley Moment with The Young Bucks?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Britt Baker VS Harley Cameron; Britt wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Kingdom VS Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara; Dustin & Sammy win and become the new ROH World Tag Team Champions.
  • Holo.grm VS Angelico w/ Serpentico; Holo.grm wins.
  • Jack Perry VS Danny Orion; Jack wins.
  • Claudio Castagnoli VS Lio Rush; Claudio wins.
  • Mariah May VS London Dior; Mariah wins.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: The Acclaimed VS FTR; Time Limit Draw, both teams will challenge for the titles at All In London.

PLAY BY PLAY

Britt Baker VS Harley Cameron!

Esports Stadium fires up for The DMD, and she’s looking to fire up before going All In with The CEO. Will Britt be red hot for Wembley Stadium? Or will Saraya’s sidekick cool Britt right off?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as Britt and Harley circle. They tie up, Harley wrenches to wristlock, but Britt slips around to wrench and arm-drag! Britt steps over, LA MAGISTROL, TWO! The two stand back up and the fans cheer. Britt and the fans spell it out, “D! M! D!” Britt and Harley circle, tie up, and Harley waistlocks. Harley then headlocks to hit a takeover, but the fans boo. Britt pushes Harley into headscissors, but Harley bridges, TWO! Britt sunset flips, TWO! Both women stand, Britt dodges Harley to kick low and snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Britt keeps her eyes on Harley, then brings her up for forearms.

Britt whips, Harley reverses and runs in, but Britt goes to the apron! Britt ROCKS Harley, but Harley BOOTS Britt in ropes! Harley puts the legs in ropes and she 619s the thigh! Britt flounders, Harley goes up and in to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Britt is tougher than that but Harley CHOKES and THRASHES Britt around! The fans boo, the ref reprimands and Harley lets off. Harley bumps Britt off buckles, RAMS into her again and again, then digs her boots in! The ref counts, Harley lets off, and then Harley brings Britt around. Harley fires knees, then clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Harley is losing her cool as she shrieks in anger!

Harley drags Britt back up, but Britt ROCKS her! Harley fires back, then whips and runs in. Britt BOOTS back! Harley staggers, runs in, but into a BUCKLE SHOT! Britt and Harley fire forearms, but Harley shoves. Britt dodges to LARIAT! And NECKBREAKER! Britt reels Harley in, FISHERMAN SCREW! Cover, TWO! Harley survives but Britt keeps cool. Britt brings out the glove and the fans fire up! The glove is on, and she spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Harley throat chops! The ref reprimands but Harley serves up SOLE FOOD! Harley runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Britt survives and Harley is raging!

Harley drags Britt up but Britt fires a forearm! Harley fires back, hooks Britt up, but Britt stops the leg sweep! But Harley fights the fisherman! Harley wrenches, Britt stops Sole Food, then feints a kick to SWITCH KICK! But Harley ENZIGIRIS! Britt SUPERKICKS! Britt says Harley asked for this! Britt runs, but Harley follows! Britt dodges Harley to SLINGBLADE! And then a CURB STOMP! Cover, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by pinfall

No Lockjaw needed, britt is ready to just kick some teeth out! But wait, here comes The CEO herself! Mercedes Mone struts out, her Brickhouse, Kamille, right behind her. Mone then sends her sidekick after Britt, but Britt finds a kendo stick! Britt takes a swing, but Kamille blocks, and snatches the stick! Kamille shoves Britt down, and then she BERAKS the stick over her knee! Britt still fires hands! Kamille shoves and BOOTS Britt! Talk about kicking teeth out! Mone says keep going, and Kamille DECKS Britt! The fans boo, but Kamille fireman’s carries Britt, marches around the outside, and then goes up the steel steps and into the ring.

Mone smiles as Kamille puts Britt up top, then lifts Britt with a Canadian Rack! DOMINATE-HER!! Mone joins Kamille in the ring to stand over Britt, and stand on her! Will this be the scene at All In? Or will Britt ruin Mone’s moment by becoming the NEW Face of TBS?

 

BREAKING NEWS for All In 2025!

Next year, on Saturday, July 12th, AEW is going to hold their biggest show on GlobeLife Field, the home of the Texas Rangers! If everything is bigger in Texas, then will AEW All In Texas be once in a lifetime?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Kingdom VS Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara!

Given the vicious beating that happened just last Thursday night, naturally this match was happening! Matt Taven & Mike Bennett had the advantage when it was 8v4, but will they make it out of Esports Stadium when its 2v2? Or will they be on the bad side of a Texas two-step from these true Texas heroes?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see just who is undisputed!

The teams sort out and Bennett starts against Dustin. They circle, feel things out, and the fans rally up. They tie up, Bennett puts Dustin in the corner, but Dustin fires hands on Bennett and even Taven! Bennett kicks low, stomps, but Dustin dodges the chop to CHOP, and CHOP again! The fans “WOO~!” and Dustin whips. Bennett reverses but Dustin says “Not Today!” Well Bennett steps back to avoid the uppercut, and he SUPERKICKS! Bennett takes a deep breath, then ROCKS Dustin to a corner. Bennett stomps and CHOPS, then tags Taven. The Kingdom double whip, but Dustin UPPERCUTS after all!

Dustin dodges Taven, comes back, and again, “Not Today!” UPPERCUTS! Tag to Sammy, he goes up and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! The fans are fired up as Sammy LARIATS Bennett up and out! Sammy whips Taven, hurdles then flips over to DROPKICK! And kips up so smooth! The fans cheer as Sammy takes a bow, then he DIVES! Down goes Bennett, but Sammy keeps going! Sammy builds speed to FLY onto Taven! The fans fire up and Sammy high-fives the front row. Sammy goes back to the ring and he sees The Kingdom regroup. Sammy fakes them out with a springboards, then spins back to pose!

The Kingdom gets in but Dustin BLASTS them! Dustin does a spinarooni, and he poses next to Sammy! Taven returns, but he get s a DOUBLE FLAPJACIK! Sammy covers, but Bennett drags him out! Bennett whips, Sammy reverses and Bennett hits railing! Sammy CHOPS Bennett, whips him again, but Bennett rebounds off ropes! Sammy dodges to SUPERKICK! Taven WRECKS Sammy with a dropkick! Dustin grabs Taven by his hair, but the ref reprimands. Dustin lets go, Taven sputters, but Bennet CHOKES Sammy during the chaos! Taven goes out to drag Sammy up, and RAMS him into steel steps!

The fans boo The Kingdom, and Dustin checks on Sammy, while Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref reprimands everyone and they all back up. Taven fetches Sammy into the ring, brings him up at the ropes, and he CHOKES Sammy! The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, but Bennett gets a cheap shot in! Taven goes out to fetch Sammy again, then he tags Bennett. The Kingdom hold a leg and dropkick it! Cover, TWO! Bennett clamps onto Sammy with a chinlock and grinds him down. Sammy endures, fights around, and stands up to throw body shots. Sammy then ROCKS Bennett, CHOPS him, and runs, into a DROPKICK! Bennett flexes, soaks up the heat, and again takes a deep breath.

Bennett stomps Sammy, tags Taven, and Taven stomps Sammy! Taven digs his boot into Sammy’s face, the ref counts, and Taven lets off. Sammy goes to ropes, Taven brings him around and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Taven is frustrated but he tags Bennett back in. The Kingdom get Sammy up, then Bennett sucker punches Dustin! But Sammy KNEES Taven! Sammy dodges Bennett, rolls him up, but the ref is busy with an angry Dustin! Taven CLOBBERS Sammy, then drags him up. The Kingdom RAM Sammy into their corner, Taven BLASTS Dustin, and Bennett hooks Sammy up.

Collision returns, for the PROTON PACK!! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and the fans fire up! The Kingdom is frustrated again and tell the fans to shut up. Bennett scuffs Sammy but the fans rally up. Bennett drags Sammy up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Bennett snapmares Sammy, runs and basement DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE!! Sammy tries to reach Dustin but Bennett drops an elbow! Tag to Taven and Taven climbs! Bennett hits a BRAINBUSTER, then Taven talks smack on Dustin. The ref stops Dustin, but Sammy goes up after Taven! SUPER SPANISH FLY!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down!

Sammy and Taven crawl, but Bennett jumps in to drag Sammy back! The ref reprimands, but Sammy ENZIGIRIS! Hot tag to Dustin! The Natural rallies on The Kingdom with LARIAT after LARIAT! Whip for Bennett, Bennett reverses but Dustin again says not today! UPPERCUT! Atomic drop! And then a BOOT, to a BULLDOG! Bennett sputters away, Taven returns, but into a SNAP POERSLAM! Bennett tries, but he gest a SNAP POWERSLAM! Dustin runs up on Taven, DESTROYER!! Taven flounders to a corner and the fans are thunderous! Dustin puts Taven’s legs in the ropes, and the fans fire up again!

Bennett runs in, but Dustin sends him into Taven’s kingdom! The fans fire up, the ref reprimands Bennett, and Dustin gives Taven SHATTERED DREAMS!! Dustin drags Taven out, for the CROSS RHODES!! Cover, Bennett breaks it! The fans boo but Sammy hurries in! Sammy whips, Bennett reverses and SPINEBUSTERS! But Dustin gives Bennett the CROSS RHODES! The fans are thunderous again as Dustin looks to Taven. But wait! Roderick Strong & Beast Mortos are here!? Mortos distracts the ref so Roddy can SICK KICK Dustin!! The fans boo but Taven covers, TWO?!? Dustin survives and Taven is losing his mind!!

Taven shouts to Roddy, Roddy hurries to get a chair! Roddy flounders with it, but here comes Marshall & Ross, The Von Erich boys! The Von Erichs go after Roddy and Mortos with IRON CLAWS!! The fans are electric as Team Texas teaches The Kingdom a lesson! The ref reprimands, they need to go! But wait, Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony are here! This is starting to look like Thursday night! Cage, Kaun & Liona beat down Marshall & Ross, and the fans boo again! Ross is sent into railing, but wait! The Conglomeration is here! Mark Briscoe, Tomohiro Ishii & Kyle O’Reilly Brawl with everyone else! It’s madness at ringside!

The ref reprimands all however many people this is now, but in the ring, Taven has Dustin in a cradle! TWO!!! Dustin escapes, Taven is livid, but he tags in Bennett! The Kingdom drags Dustin up, they reel him in, but Sammy CLUBS Taven! The fans fire up as Sammy gives Taven a SUPER CUTTER!! Dustin back drops Bennett away! Then Dustin brings Bennett in, for the FINAL RECKONING!! Sammy is up top, for a SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, TEAM TEXAS WINS!!!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions)

They pull it off! They take these titles off The Kingdom, and now Team Texas is completely golden! The fans cheer “You Deserve It!” as Dustin is a Natural Double Champion! Is this only the beginning of Dustin, Sammy & The Von Erichs taking over all of ROH?

 

Backstage interview with Chris Jericho.

Renee Paquette is with The Learning Tree and says we are just 8 DAYS away from All In London, where Jericho puts his FTW Championship on the line against Hook. However, there is the stop over in Cardiff, Wales, for the first-ever Dynamite in Wales, and Jericho takes on The Dynamite Kid, Tommy Billington. Jericho says, “Hi, guys~! You’re right, Renee. It’s gonna be a busy week for The Learning Tree. Hook returning with a vengeance, with one eye. Hook, like I said on Dynamite last week, you’re pretty stupid to wanna challenge The Learning Tree after I blinded you. Maybe I’ll blind you in the other eye as well, Hook.”

Because as Jericho has said, this is Hook’s LAST chance to get the For The World Championship away from Jericho. It’s not gonna happen. And when Jericho beats Hook, Hook steps out of the vortex forever! He is banned! As far as the new Dynamite Kid, he reminds Jericho of Hook: Entitled! Tommy’s done a lot of great things in his young career, so congratulations. But when Jericho found out that his Hook match was official, Jericho wanted a warm-up. Jericho wanted to take on one of the UK’s best and hottest prospects, and that’s Tommy. But y’know what? Jericho knew the original Dynamite Kid! And Jericho will tell ya this: he wouldn’t like Tommy.

Why? Because Tommy hasn’t been properly trained, and hasn’t been properly brought up in the business. Jericho trained in The Hart Dungeon! Jericho’s face was ground into a dirty mat over and over again. Jericho wasn’t on TV for years when he started, and yet here Tommy is, facing The Learning Tree on AEW Dynamite! Jericho is a modern day Stu Hart, and he will teach Tommy quite a few lessons in violence, right in front of Tommy’s people in the UK! Jericho tears Tommy apart branch by branch! See what he did there? Heh heh. Tommy, on AEW Dynamite in Cardiff, The Dynamite Kid is gonna be Dynamite done! Thanks, guys~!

Renee thanks Jericho for his time, and he asks if she likes the yellow jacket. She says it’s very yellow. Yes it is. But will Jericho be eating his words when he takes on Tommy next Wednesday?

 

Holo.grm VS Angelico w/ Serpentico!

The cybernetic super luchador is undefeated in both tag and singles since coming to AEW, and he doesn’t look to be slowing down any time soon! Will he make it 5-0 in the Esports Stadium finale? Or can the South African Stud use his own unique style to harsh the vibes?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. The two tie up, Angelico wrenches to a wristlock, but Hologram rolls, handsprings, and steps over to wrench and wristlock. Angelico spins, slips around, spins Hologram to wrench and arm-drag! The fans cheer, Hologram takes a swing but Angelico blocks the haymaker to wrench. Angelico has a motorcycle stretch, but Hologram fights it! The fans rally, Hologram turns things, but Angelico spins things back onto Hologram. Hologram headstands and reaches up to headscissor! Hologram spins to THROW Angelico! The fans fire up, Angelico storms up, but Hologram sweeps! Cover, ONE!

Angelico sweeps, covers, ONE as Hologram goes Matrix! The fans cheer, but Angelico spins and gives us a Bernie Lean! the fans cheer, Hologram hops the sweep, but Angelico grabs a leg, only for Hologram to leg-drag?! Hologram then DROPKICKS and Angelico tumbles out! The fans fire up and Hologram builds speed, to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp and with some yards after catch! The fans fire up with Hologram while Collision goes picture in picture.

Hologram drags Angelico up, puts him in the ring, then hurries to cover, TWO! Angelico stays in this but Hologram stays cool. Hologram drags Angelico up, whips, but Angelico reverses. Hologram sunset flips, but Angelico stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Hologram sputters to a corner while Angelico catches his own breath. Angelico drags Hologram up, bumps him off buckles, and Hologram flops down in a corner. Angelico soaks up cheers and jeers, then drags Hologram to a cover. TWO, but Angelico has a cording hold. Hologram endures as Angelico pulls on the arm. Hologram fights up, and he fires body shots!

Angelico knees low, then steps over to trap an arm. Angelico sits down into the modified CAMEL CLUTCH, and Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Angelico brings Hologram up to whip to a corner. Angelico runs in but Hologram goes up and over! Hologram runs in, Angelico dodges, but Hologram goes Spider-Man in the ropes! Hologram then goes through the corner, up and over and around again, then GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up and Hologram goes up, up and FLYING RANA! The fans fire up again and Hologram hurries back to the corner! Hologram goes up and out to the apron, and the fans cheer as he springboards in again! FLYING- NO, Angelico stops the DDT, only for Hologram to SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!! Angelico survives but both men are down!

Serpentico rallies the fans, and both Hologram and Angelico rise. Hologram fireman’s carries, and he WASTELAND SLAMS with some stank! The fans fire up as Hologram climbs again! 450- NO, Hologram rolls out as Angelico moves! Hologram voids the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KCIK! And then a BIG back suplex! LA MAGISTROL! TWO!! Hologram escapes with moments to spare! The fans rally up, Angelico drags Hologram to his feet. Angelico whips, Hologram reverses and SOBATS! Hologram runs up, hops up and stands on Angelico’s back! Then he drops down into a SPIKE-RANA! Cover, TWO and Angelico sunset flips! TWO and Hologram sits on it, TWO!!

Angelico sunset flips, TWO!! Hologram runs up, sunset flips again, but he avoids the double stomps! Roll up, TWO, but into a LA- NO, Angelico rolls Hologram to LA MAGIST- STUFFED! TWO!! Angelico escapes, the fans are thunderous, and Hologram victory rolls, but Angelico rolls it more! TWO, and Hologram stands Angelico up to hook and ghost pin! HOLOGRAM WINS!!

Winner: Holo.grm, by pinfall

Angelico is stunned, he just lost to a mat wrestling move! Is there nothing Hologram can’t do? Is there nothing Hologram won’t win in his bright future here?

 

Jack Perry VS Danny Orion!

The Scapegoat has raised the stakes at All In, making his TNT Championship match with Darby Allin a Casket Match! Will Jack show Darby you have to be ready to die to become the Face of TNT? Or is he overlooking the opponent right in front of him?

The bell rings, Orion fires up and so do the fans! Jack is not amused, and he kicks Orion low! Jack LARIATS in the corner, CHOPS him, then ROCKS him and CHOPS him again! Jack KNEES low, CLUBS Orion again and again, then brings him around. Jack runs, to hit the COMEBACKER! The fans boo but Jack doesn’t care. Jack aims from the corner, Orion sits up, into the SACRIFICE KNEE! Cover, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall

The fans boo but again, Jack doesn’t care. He’s in a fighting mood all because of Darby Allin. In fact, he doesn’t seem to be done with Danny! Jack brings out a mysterious bag, and a few other items. Jack brings a big green body bag! Then he uses white spray paint to make Orion look more like Darby! The fans boo but Jack drags Orion into the bag! This is of course all a message being sent to Darby as Jack zips Orion up. Jack even SPITS on the TNT Championship, and puts it in the bag!? Then what is that in the black velvet bag? Oh of course, it’s a new belt, a DARK TNT Championship!

It seems Jack Perry is burying the TNT Championship’s past right next to where he left “Jungle Boy,” but will he do the same to Darby Allin at All In? Or will the title’s makeover be for naught when there’s a NEW Face of TNT?

 

AEW hears from The House of Black and The Bang Bang Gang.

Malakai steps forward and asks, “Members of the House of Black, please rise.” Brody King says, “For months, the path to reclaiming the Trios Championships was in the palm of our hands.” Buddy Matthews says, “Until a man, that has everyone turning a blind eye, took it away.” Juice Robinson tells Christian Cage that The Patriarchy’s been screwing the BBG six ways to Sunday for months now. The House says, “Those who have power… Only have it… Because others think they do.” Austin Gunn says Christian injured Jay White, which led to Christopher Daniels stripping BBG of the belts.

Juice says then, in the big redemption match, “that hellacious hellcat,” Shayna Wayne, sprayed Juice in the eyes! Brody says Wembley was meant to be The House’s opportunity to stand at the top of the Trios Division ladder. Austin says the cherry on top was taking the Bang Bang Gang’s Wembley Moment. Malakai says it is ironic that Christian already brought in the chairs. Juice says eventually, Christiaan’s gonna run outta places to hide. He’ll run out of rules to break, and he’ll run out of matches to ruin. Buddy says The House Always Wins. And if you’re not done with that, BBG has two words for ya: GUNS UP!

Brody asks if Christian’s starting to feel nostalgic. Then does that mean these two teams are about to turn the tables on Captain Charisma?

Christopher Daniels finishes watching that.

The Fallen Angel says for the past few weeks, Christian Cage has done everything he can to clear the field of all contenders. But Daniels assures us that going into All In, Christian will not have an easy road. Because The Patriarchy WILL defend their titles against The Bang Bang Gang, The House of Black, and another trio, which will be determined in a Wild Card match at Cardiff Collision just next Saturday. Then all four trios will battle it out for the AEW World Trios Championships… in a LONDON LADDERS MATCH! The stakes have been raised, but who will rise above to rest to truly be the best trio in the world?

 

Claudio Castagnoli VS Lio Rush!

Speaking of Cardiff, The Swiss Superman is ready to return to Wales to take on The Rainmaker for the Continental Championship! However, he must first battle The Bad Child, who himself is hoping to make himself The Man of the Hour. Will Lio ruin a bit of Claudio’s momentum? Or is there no stopping Claudio this close to his golden opportunity?

The bell rings and the fans duel, but the “LIO! LIO!” seems pretty strong over the “CLAUDIO!” chants. The two circle, and then they feel things out. Lio spins, gets around, and runs. Lio redirects, wheelbarrows, but Claudio stops the arm-drag! Claudio YANKS Lio up, but LIo ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Claudio stops the DDT! Claudio powers up to gut wrench Lio, and the fans fire up as Claudio THROWS Lio! Lio lands on his feet to STUNNER! Victory roll, ONE!! Claudio BOOTS Lio down! The fans fire up while Lio flounders to a corner. Claudio storms up, but Lio BOOTS him!

Lio goes up, leaps, but into Claudio’s arms, for a BACKBREAKER! The fans cheer, Claudio drags Lio up again, and scoops for another BACKBREAKER! Claudio keeps on Lio in a backbreaker rack, but Lio endures. The fans rally, then he slips through to fire forearms! Claudio gets around to IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Shoutout to The Fella, then Claudio clamps on a chinlock. The fans duel as Lio endures. Lio fights up, but Claudio whips. Lio avoids the boot, then runs up to sunset flip, right as Collision goes picture in picture!

Claudio stays up to drag Lio right up, but Lio does his best to sunset flip again! He completes the roll, highs tacks, TWO! Claudio storms up to UPPERCUT Lio to a corner! Claudio whips corner to corner hard, and Lio tumbles up, out and to the floor! Claudio catches his breath while Lio writhes. Lio drags himself up and in, but Claudio is on him with a forearm! Claudio stomps Lio in a corner, lets off as the ref counts, and then comes back to drag Lio up. Claudio whips corner to corner, Lio slides to a stop, and then leaps, but into Claudio’s arms! Claudio pops Lio up, and spins his way into the GIANT SWING!

Claudio goes around and around with Lio as the fans fire up! Claudio stops at TEN to TOSS Lio away! Lio sputters and the fans cheer more. Lio stands, storms up on Claudio, but he’s so dizzy, he goes off to the left! Claudio drags Lio back in, for another GIANT SWING! Lio goes around again and again for five before Claudio TOSSES him. The ref checks Lio, but Lio says he can still fight. Lio sits up, Claudio drags him back and the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” So Claudio GIANT SWINGS again!! This time, Claudio goes for four before he TOSSES Lio! Claudio fires up as Collision returns to single picture!

Lio staggers up, Claudio runs in at the corner, but Lio dodges! Claudio hits buckles, Lio goes up and up and FLYING- NO, Claudio stops the Poison-Rana to swing Lio up, around, but Lio RAN- NO! Claudio stops even the regular rana! Lio kicks free, no more swinging! Lio DUMPS Claudio out, then HANDSPRING KICKS him! Claudio is dizzy now, but Lio runs up again! HANDSPRING KICK and down goes Claudio! The fans rally and duel as Lio builds speed, to DIVE! But Claudio catches Lio again! And he TOSSES Lio, but Lio lands on the apron, to FLYING RANA! Claudio staggers up, Lio runs in, but Claudio TOSSES him into the crowd!

The fans fire up as Lio tumbles right by them! Claudio then goes to the ring, letting the count handle this. Lio flounders up, finds his way back to the railing, but we’re at 8 of 10! Lio hurries, and he slides in safe at 9.9!! Claudio just runs up to UPPERCUT! Lio flounders, Claudio covers, TWO! Lio stays in this and the fans fire up again! The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” for making this happen. Claudio drags Lio up, to UPPERCUT again and again, and then he reels Lio in! Claudio checks his neck, Gotch Holds, but Lio slips under! Lio goes to backslide but Claudio fights it! Claudio swings, Lio fires off fast hands! Roll up, TWO!!

Claudio stands, into the BASEMENT ENZIGIRI! Lio hurries up top while Claudio is down! FINAL- NO, Lio has to roll through the splash! POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, Claudio wins!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall

After a fast paced, hard hitting thrill ride, Claudio is rolling into his showdown with Okada! But will Claudio be getting THE Rainmaker that has won the G1 Climax four times? Or will he just get the uncaring, unserious jokester who’s been hanging with The Elite?

 

Stokely Hathaway & Kris Statlander speak.

Big Stoke says, “We have something to say! Willow Nightingale-” Kris says, “Classic Willow Nightingale, thinking that she’s better than us, going over our heads, and getting Tony Khan to get Tomohiro Ishii in this tag match at Wembley.” Stokely nods, and Kris reviews. Is Ishii scary? Yes. Is Ishii tough? Yes! Is Ishii crazy? Yes! But do you know who is all of that and more? Kris Statlander! And she has Big Stoke by her side! Y-yeah she does… And even though Ishii hurts just about everyone he gets in the ring with, that’s not gonna happen. Kris Stat handles business! Tell ’em, Stokely! Y-Yeah! Cuz Stokely can speak to TK, too!

And guess what? TK says that whoever wins gets to pick the stipulation for All Out, Willow VS Kris for the CMLL Women’s World Championship! And you heard Kris! Stoke gonna kick Ishii’s ass! Stoke’s the Pitbull around here! Stoke tries to bark but his voice cracks a bit. Kris promises Willow that the end is near, but is it going to be the end of Stokely first?

 

Eddie Kingston speaks.

The Mad King is at home, on the couch, leg still in a brace. He says hello, boys and girls, just relax. He’s not here to give us an update, a rara, “I’m coming back!” type thing. No, he’s still messed up, with a long road to go, but he’ll get doing it. But there is something he’s been noticing on Dynamite lately. And that is Bryan Danielson. Which Bryan are we seeing here? This ain’t the Bryan that used to beat Eddie up. This ain’t the Bryan that had one of the greatest matches Eddie’s ever seen, Bryan Danielson VS KENTA in ROH. This Bryan we’re seeing is disrespectful to the sport. This Bryan is going to get beat at All In!

Because this Bryan doesn’t have the fire anymore. Why is Bryan doing this? Why is he even taking the match if this is not who he is anymore? Is Bryan going to step up? Is he going to write his last love song to pro-wrestling at All In? Or is he going in there to lose because he “ain’t got it” anymore? That’s something Bryan needs to figure out. Because if not, then what’s the point? The Mad King is putting The American Dragon on notice, will this be the thing that makes Bryan an AEW World Champion? Or is this motivation a little too late to save Bryan’s legacy?

 

Mariah May VS ???

The Glamour shared her thoughts on her match with Toni Storm last week, and this last week before All In is just a formality to her. Will nothing stop Mariah from making it May Day every day?

OH! Mariah SHOTGUSN her opponent right as she steps in the ring! The bell rings, Mariah stomps away, but the ref counts. Mariah lets off at 4, goes to the far corner to have her “close up” a la the Leading Lady, then she hits some SWEET HIP MUSIC! Mariah drags London Dior up to her feet, reels her in, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

Mariah smiles as she has the spotlight, but then the lights go out! “Timeless Toni Storm presents… My FINAL Gift.” Toni, sporting a new, darker look, says, “I told the doctor, ‘I’m depressed. Every day is death. My heart is shattered, I don’t know how I can go on.’ The doctor said, ‘The treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town tonight, go and see him. That’ll make you happy.’ ‘But doctor,’ I replied, ‘F PAGLIACCI!!'” Toni throws off the dark haired wig to reveal her blond waves, and shouts, “He should pay to see ME!”

Toni tells Mariah May, Toni’s final gift to her will be the grandest Toni Storm of them all! The strongest chin, the toughest tits, and the stiffest shoe you have ever seen! London will lay at their feet! Big Ben will be timeless! And the rivers will turn red with Mariah’s blood as she forever regrets the day she turned on the woman who loved her! Wembley is waiting, let’s give them a show! The fans cheer Toni’s preview but Mariah is furious! So Mariah takes the white high heel, and she HAMMERS away on London Dior! This London lays at Mariah’s feet, but will The Glamour gore the Whore We All Adore once and for all?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: The Acclaimed VS FTR!

While The Young Bucks were trying to screw over Max Caster & Anthony Bowens on Dynamite, it was Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler getting involved that did screw The Acclaimed! But the solution was for these two teams to battle it out, the winners going to All In against Matthew & Nicholas! Will The Best Wrestler Alive & The Five Tool Player get even with one team to go back after the other? Or will the Top Guys #FinishTheirRedemption and revisit the first All In London one year later?

Before the match, The Acclaimed speak backstage. Caster tells FTR that those letters stand for “Forget Those Rednecks.” FTR’s legacy is not about this sport, but about their paychecks! Caster lays to rest the two that claim to be the best! Acclaimed beats you so bad, TK pays you less! Platinum Max, breakin’ necks! Turn them into laughing stocks, they’ll have to change address. Make them look so unattractive, they’ll have to go pray for sex! Acclaimed should be the champs, but FTR had to get in their biz-i-ness. Acclaimed put FTR underground in Texas like some immigrants!

FTR, you wanna say Caster making raps makes him unserious? Caster will prove that FTR needs tampons cuz they’ve got periods! Caster congratulates them both for reaching womanhood. Hairy chicks ain’t his thing, but they’re looking good. In Acclaimed, Caster’s the crazy one. Him, Bowens & Billy, they’re on a crazy run. Acclaimed forces FTR to say they won, and then Acclaimed gets those belts back at the stadium! Daddy Ass adds that when you call down the thunder, you get it! Bowens says FTR is finally going to NUT UP OR SHUT UP! The boys head out, but will they book their tickets to Wembley at FTR’s expense?

The teams sort out, the fans duel, Dax the Ax starts against Bowens the Scissor King. They circle, the fans duel harder, and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Bowens puts Dax in a corner. The ref counts, Bowens and Dax get out of the corner to still go collar ‘n’ elbow. They break, and the fans cheer this opening exchange. Dax and Bowens reset, tie up, and Bowens wrenches an arm. Bowens hammerlocks, but Dax slips around to hammerlock, headlock, but Bowens powers out. Dax RUNS Bowens over! Bowens gets up in a huff while the fans are torn. Bowens and Dax reset again, feel things out, and knuckle lock.

Dax headlocks, Bowens powers up and out, but Dax runs Bowens over! Things keep moving, Dax snatches Bowens to a cradle, TWO! The fans cheer and Dax tags in Cash. Bowens tags Cash, and these two circle now. They tie up, Cash headlocks, then hits a takeover. Caster headscissors, but Cash kips free and hits another headlock takeover. Caster headscissors again, Cash kips free again, but now Caster hits a headlock takeover. The fans are torn but Cash fights up and powers out. Cash drops down, drops down again, then RUNS Caster over! The fans are torn again while Cash throws up his own take on the scissor fingers.

Cash offers a hand to help Caster up but Caster refuses. They reset, circle, feel things knuckle locks out, but Cash blocks the kick! Cash reels Caster in to headlock, but Caster powers up and out. Cash runs Caster over, hits another takeover, and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, fights up, and powers Cash to the corner. Tag to Bowens but Cash gets away. The fans rally as the two tie up, and Bowens wrenches to a wristlock. Cash reaches out, Dax tags in! Dax wrenches Bowens, hammerlocks, but Bowens slips around and snapmares to then roll and cradle, ONE!! Bowens headlocks for a takeover, and the fans cheer.

Dax endures, fights up, and he powers Bowens to a corner. The ref counts, Dax lets off slowly, but then he body shots low! And CHOPS! Bowens fires forearms on Dax, then CHOSP! And CHOPS! Bowens climbs, and the fans fire up as he rains down fists! But Dax stops him at five! Dax carries Bowens out but Bowens slips free, and he ROCKS Dax! Cash runs up, Bowens DECKS him! Dax is up but Caster DROPKICKS him! Caster DROPKICKS Cash, too! Acclaimed whip FTR to STEREO BACK DROP! Then Acclaimed STEREO LARIAT FTR up and out! The fans are all fired up, and Acclaimed egg FTR on.

The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Caster steps out to tag back in, he and Dax tie up. Dax puts Caster in the corner but Caster fires hands on him and Cash! Caster lifts Dax but Cash tags in before the atomic drop! Caster CLUBS Cash, storms out after Dax, and Dax leads him on cat ‘n’ mouse! Caster dodges Dax but Cash LARIATS! The fans are torn as FTR flexes and mock the scissors, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Cash brings Caster up to CHOP! Caster sputters, Cash CHOPS him against the apron! Cash brings Caster around again, but Caster RAMS Cash into the apron! Caster CHOPS, then puts Cash in. Cash CLUBS Caster on the return! Cash stomps away on Caster, then snapmares him for a basement LARIAT! Cash wraps Caster in a chinlock, but Caster endures the squeeze. Caster fights up as fans rally, and he fires body shots! Cash throws Caster back down and grinds him into the mat! Caster endures, fights up, and he powers his way forward! Cash digs in his heels, but Caster THROWS Cash away! But Cash just tags Dax!

Caster hurries but Dax CLOBBERS him! Dax pushes Caster around, drags him up, and tags Cash. FTR whips to drop toehold and ELBOW DROP! Cash clamps onto Caster, rains down fists, then clamps on a chinlock again as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Caster fights up, shifts around, and hits a BIG back suplex on Cash! The fans fire up while both men crawl! Dax tags in, but Caster dodges him! Dax hits buckles, FTR sputters as they pursue, but Caster hot tags Bowens! Bowens rallies on FTR! LARIAT for Dax! HAYAMKER for Cash! CHOP for Dax! ROLLING ELBOW for Cash! Dax whips, Bowens reverses to CHOP, KNEE, CLUB and SWEEP, then SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Dax survives Rock Paper Scissors 2.0, but the fans still rally and duel. Bowens waits on Dax, then he gives him a kick, KICK and FAMOUS- NO, Dax slips under!

Dax waistlocks, Bowens switches, spins, but Dax gets aroudn again! GERMAN SUPLEX! Dax holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! Dax holds on, Bowens switches, but Cash saves Dax! Dax elbows free, tags Cash, and FTR double whip. Bowens ducks the double lariats, Caster trips Dax and Bowens rolls Cash! TWO!! Cash escapes but Bowens avoids a lariat! Cash wheelbarrows to victory roll, TWO! Cash headlocks, Bowens powers up and Caster tags in as Bowens powers out! Cash still CLOBBERS Caster first! But Bowens waistlocks Cash, only for Cash to elbow free! Bowens bails out, Cash isn’t sure where Dax went!

Cash calls for Dax, Dax rises, and FTR regroups in the ring. Dax reels Caster in, Cash goes up, but Caster fights the lift! Caster back drops Dax away, Cash still leaps, into a BODY BLOW! Caster pushes Dax out, he goes for Cash. Cash RAMS into Caster, then climbs up! But Caster throat chops! Caster climbs, the fans fire up, and Caster SUPERPLEXES! Roll through, and Bowens goes up! CROSSBODY SUPLEX COMBO!! Cover, TWO!! Cash survives and Acclaimed can’t believe it! The fans continue to duel, but then they all cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this match. Caster drags Cash over, tags in Bowens, and Bowens stomps Cash.

Bowens hauls Cash up, tags Caster back in, “This is Awesome!” as Acclaimed DOUBLE SUPLEX, only for Dax to make the save! Dax dodges Acclaimed, shoves Bowens into Caster, and then he waistlocks Caster! Caster switches, but Cash sunset flips Caster! TWO!! Caster escapes, BOOTS Cash, then CHOPS him! Cash DISCUS LARIATS in return! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Bowens runs in, Cash dodges to then catch Bowens for a POWERSLAM! Cash runs up, Caster BOOTS him! Caster goes up a corner, but Cash Electric Chair Lifts! Dax sneaks the tag, STEINER BULLDOG!! Cover, TWO?!?

Dax sighs, but Caster is just that tough! Caster is a bit dazed, though, as Collision goes picture in picture.

Billy Gunn coaches Caster, but Dax tells Daddy Ass to cool it. Dax paces while Caster crawls, and Dax drags him up. Dax puts Caster in a corner to CHOP, and Caster drops to his knees. Dax stomps Caster’s hand, CHOPS him, but Caster kicks and CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Dax CHOPS Caster off his feet! Dax drags Caster up, whips, but Caster reverses. Caster then duck Dax to then lift and HOTSHOT! Caster catches Dax with that one, then tags in Bowens. Bowens drops an AX HANDLE on Dax! Bowens then stomps Dax around, and CHOKES him on ropes! The ref counts, Bowens lets off, and Bowens apologizes. Billy so wants to, but he holds back.

Bowens stands Dax up to kick, CLUB and CLUB again! Bowens HAMMERS away on Dax, then CLUBS him down! The fans fire up with Bowens and he drags Dax into a chinlock. Dax endures, even as Bowens grinds him down. Dax reaches out, fights up, and rises as Collision returns to single picture. Dax throws body shots, but Bowens holds onto the clinch. Dax CHOPS, whips, and then has a SLEEPER on Bowens! Bowens hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down, the fans rally up again, and their teammates call out. Bowens rises first, and he ROCKS Dax! Dax ROCKS Bowens! They rise, Bowens ROCKS Dax! Dax ROCKS Bowens!

The shots go back and forth, heavier and heavier! Dax CHOPS, but Bowens CHOPS back! Bowens and Dax each duck a shot, Dax feints to DDT! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! A standing count starts and both Cash and Caster rally the fans. Bowens and Dax crawl, hot tags to Caster and Cash! The fans fire up as Cash rallies on Acclaimed! JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER for Caster! DROPKICK for Bowens! Cash eggs them on. then ducks ‘n’ dodges Caster to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Cash CHOPS Caster, UPPERCUTS him, then CHOPS! Cash whips, Caster reverses, but Cash slides to a stop! Cash UPPERCUTS Caster down!

The fans fire up again and Cash brings Caster around. Cash whips, Caster reverses to kick, whip and- NO, Cash turns back drop into Gory Especial! GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO!! The fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but someone has to head for All In! Cash drags Caster up, winds up, and he LARIATS Caster down! The fans are torn as Cash hauls Caster up, to LARIAT again! Caster flounders but Cash drags him up again. Cash reels Caster in, but Caster wrenches out to throat chop! And POWERBOMB! Jackknife bridge, but Cash rolls through to prawn hold! TWO!! Caster escapes and the fans fire up again!

The fans rally again as Cash tags Dax. Dax brings Caster up, Cash goes to a corner. Dax TOSSES Caster, then grabs Bowens! Dax reels Bowens in, hoists him up, but Caster SHOVES Cash to the floor! Bowens fights the driver, and Caster CROSSBODIES! Cover on Dax, TWO!! Caster SUPERKICKS! Bowens fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Caster reels Dax in, he and Bowens give him- NO, Cash TACKLES Bowens and Dax cradles Cater! TWO!! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans are giving a standing ovation for this All In worthy match! The ref has a standing count, but Caster rises at 4 of 10.

Caster tags Bowens and he runs up, but Dax trips him up! Dax steps through, Bowens BOOTS Dax away! Dax hits buckles hard, stagger sup, and Bowens blocks the boot to CLUB, JAM and DRAGON SCREW that leg! Bowens steps through now, but Dax BOOTS Bowens! Both men run up, Dax tackles Bowens! SHARPSHOOTER!! Cash keeps Caster out of the ring as Bowens endures! Billy coaches Bowens to hang in there, and Caster kicks Cash away. Caster storms up on Dax, but Dax lets Bowens go to trip Caster! Dax steps through, SHARPSHOOTER for Caster! But Bowens FAMOUSERS! Cover, TWO?!?!?

No one can believe how close that was, but Dax survives! The fans duel as hard as they can, Billy coaches Caster, and a standing count starts. Bowens and Dax stir at 3 of 10, Bowens reaches for ropes, and slowly rises up. Bowens stands at 7, and he storms over to Dax. Bowens brings Dax up, but Dax blocks the suplex! Dax tries to suplex, and he manages to put Bowens on the top rope! Dax then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And we get a five minute warning! Dax CHOPS again, but Caster storms over from the outside! Cash is there to RAM Caster into railing! Bowens DECKS Dax, but Cash goes up! Cash trips Bowens onto his five tool player!

Caster and Cash brawl on the apron, Cash APRON DDTS!! Cash shouts to Dax to get up, and Dax climbs! Cash also climbs, SUPERPLEX for the Power! Cash DIVING SPLASHES for the Glory!! Cash then DIVES onto Caster to wipe him out! Dax covers, TWO?!?!? The fans are thunderous as this is still going! The fans cheer on “TAG TEAM WRESTLING!” as both Dax and Bowens sit up. They SLAP each other back and forth! Then they go forearm for forearm! Dax SLAPS Bowens, calls to Cash, and Cash just jumps in! SHATTER- NO, Caster CLOBBERS Cash! Bowens slips free, shoves Dax, and Caster whips Dax so they can STEAL SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?

The fans are losing their minds, but Caster and Bowens hurry! THE ARRIVAL, and then the MIC DROP!! Cover, Caster holds Cash, but Cash BARRELS through to break it all up!!! The standing ovation returns but time is running out! “This is Awesome!” as the teams regroup. FTR fire forearms, but The Acclaimed give them back! FTR fire more forearms, so Acclaimed fire back! FTR CHOP, Acclaimed forearm back! The shots keep going, fire at will! They all stand, they all fire hands, but Cash DUMPS Caster! Bowens runs, but into SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, CASTER BREAKS IT!!! The fans are electric while Cash is in disbelief!

ONE MINUTE WARNING! Billy tells his guys to get going, Bowens tags Caster! Caster has Dax to roll him, TOW!! Dax escapes, but Caster scoops! Dax cradle counters, TWO!! Caster escapes, kicks, but Dax fires hands! Caster and Dax throw hands, DOUBLE DECK! Cash CLOBBERS Bowens off the apron!! All four men are down around ringside, but Dax finds Caster! Dax brings Caster up, but Caster powers up and out, only to RAM heads!! Dax falls on the cover, Billy shouts, TWO!! AND TIME’S UP?!?!

Time Limit Draw

Fans immediately chant “FIVE MORE MINUTES!” and Billy also asks for a decision! Someone has to challenge The Bucks, right? Billy says hold on, hold on! No fighting without a bell! The fans chant “OVERTIME!” but then Dax PUNCHES Billy!! So Billy fires hands back! The fans go nuts as we get a 3v2 brawl! Here comes security to stop this, but Tony Schiavone is reporting in for Tony Khan! TK says that because this is a draw, it will be a TRIPLE THREAT!! Acclaimed, FTR and The Young Bucks are going All In, but who comes away THE AEW World Tag Team Championships? Someone tell these guys, because they’re still fighting!!!


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, though rather packed to the gills with content. Jack Perry of course squashes poor Orion, but why did they wait so long to get him a custom title? This practically gives away he’s winning at All In, because what’s the point of having a custom belt for just eight days? Britt Baker of course beats Harley Cameron to build momentum, and while I didn’t expect it, I should’ve known Mone & Kamille would show up. Kamille takes out Britt for Mone, and depending on what happens next week in Cardiff, this is surprising math putting the title match in Britt’s favor. Mone’s got two title defenses in the same week (TBS at All In, NJPW Strong at NJPW Capital Collision on Friday the 30th), I wouldn’t be surprised if she lost one of them.

Great stuff with Mariah and Toni tonight. Mariah of course wins her match, using Toni’s moves no less, but Toni’s short film was a brilliant twist on the “sad clown Pagliacci” anecdote. I’m still surprised there’s no stipulation on this match, but they’ll surely still get violent and bloody somehow, and all involving those white high heels. Really funny promo from Kris & Stokely to put a stipulation on their Mixed Tag, because now maybe it doesn’t make it harder to predict. All it’d take is cheating for Kris & Stoke to win, and then Kris can try and stack the deck on Willow going into All Out. And that’s just tradition, the Heel choosing a stipulation to put pressure on the Face.

Jericho has a good promo to call out Tommy Billington and Hook at the same time. I’m sure Tommy gives Jericho a great match but ends up losing, perhaps from cheating. That way, Jericho has momentum, meaning he loses to Hook at All In. If Hook’s leaving the “Jericho Vortex,” he’s bringing that belt with him. And very good promo from Eddie Kingston. I admit, I did expect a medical update or something positive like that, but Eddie’s always been very much himself rather than a character, so he was honest about needing more time. And I like that he is motivating Bryan through talking down to him. That doesn’t necessarily mean Bryan wins, and it doesn’t necessarily means he loses, it’s just good character stuff to show that’s the kind of tough love and respect Eddie shows people.

Great tag team match for the ROH titles, but I did not think Dustin & Sammy were winning. I do appreciate they overbooked it to the highest degree, and referenced the story that’s been building on ROH, and with Mortos still hanging out with The Undisputed Kingdom, clearly we’re getting big 8 Man Tag stuff between them, “Team Texas” and maybe even The Conglomeration. That’s almost as big as Daniels giving us a TRIOS FATAL 4 ladder match! There are a lot of great trios building back up, like Top Flight, Shane Taylor Promotions, The Dark Order, and we might even get Scorpio & Private Party after what we saw on Rampage. With something as wild as a 12 person ladder match, it could go any which way, protecting The Patriarchy big time if they lose.

Hologram VS Angelico was great stuff, and Hologram continues to use moves that no one has ever thought of, making it hard for me to keep up, but a lot of fun all the same. Great win for Hologram, too, I can’t wait to see if he gets a title opportunity after All Out going towards WrestleDream or Full Gear. Claudio VS Lio was also a great match, which I don’t recall ever seeing before, even when both guys were in WWE. Lio looked great but naturally, Claudio was winning. He has momentum going into his match with Okada, which he probably isn’t winning, but you never know.

And then, after a great rap from Caster, we got an awesome tag team main event. As I said, we should’ve just gotten this match before. But as it turns out, there was no interference from The Bucks, they just let this go the final half hour of the show and have a time limit draw. Making a Triple Threat was definitely the right move, it protects all teams no matter the result. And then, if new champs are crowned, the Bucks can just demand a rematch for All Out, for yet another epic tag match.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (1/10/26)

Time to Man Up!

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Who will be the Face of TNT?

Mark Briscoe still battles with the Don Callis Family as Hechicero comes for the AEW TNT Championship in Arlington, Texas!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: PAC, Wheeler Yuta & Daniel Garcia VS Team SkyFlight; Pac, Yuta & Garcia win.
  • Brody King VS Barrett Brown; Brody wins.
  • EL CLØN VS Komander; Clon wins.
  • Mina Shirakawa VS Lady Frost; Mina wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Mark Briscoe VS Hechicero; Briscoe wins and retains the title.
  • Six Woman Tag: Kris Statlander & The Babes of Wrath VS Hyan, Maya World & VertVixen; Statlander & The Babes win.
  • Six Man Tag: Anthony Bowens & #JetSpeed VS The Demand; The Demand wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: PAC, Wheeler Yuta & Daniel Garcia w/ Marina Shafir VS Team SkyFlight!

The Bastard gave Darby Allin the rematch he wanted to avoid losing a leg. But now he’s just pissed, so he, The Decoder & RedDeath are looking to take it out on Scorpio Sky & Top Flight. Will the Death Riders build momentum through a Collision? Or will SkyFlight prove themselves against three former champions?

The fans are already telling off Yuta while Jon Moxley joins commentary. The teams sort out and Scorpio starts against Yuta. The fans taunt Yuta again as he and Scorpio circle. The tow tie up, Yuta wrenches to hammerlock, then he spins Scorpio to a cravat and snapmare. The fans boo as Yuta has the headlock, but Scorpio fights up. Yuta wrenches and wristlocks, but Scorpio rolls, rolls, and rolls to spin and wrangle Yuta to the mat. The fans cheer, but Yuta fights up and ROCKS Scorpio! Yuta whips, but Scorpio ducks a lariat to wrench and backslide, ONE! Yuta Oklahoma Rolls, ONE! Scorpio has it back, TWO!

Scorpio headlocks, Yuta powers up and out, but Scorpio RUNS Yuta over! Cover, ONE, and Yuta sweeps to cover! ONE, Scorpio runs and Darius tags in! Darius goes up while Scorpio wrenches an arm, FLYING AX HANDLE! The fans cheer as Air Wolfe wrenches Yuta, but Yuta ROCKS him, ROCKS him again, then brings him over. Yuta bumps Darius off buckles, tags Garcia in, and the fans boo as these two mug Darius. They wheelbarrow, but Darius fights free! Darius arm-drags Yuta away, but Garcia headlocks. Darius powers up and out, but Garcia RAMS Darius! Darius rolls over the drop down, then hurdles to UPPERCUT!

The fans fire up and Moxley admits, that was good. Darius runs to SPLASH Garcia in a corner, then he goes back in for an UPPERCUT! The fans rally but Garcia YANKS Darius into buckles! Garcia drags Darius up to CHOP! Garcia whips, Darius goes up and over, then Darius arm-drags! The fans rally again, and Darius drags Garcia up to wrench. Tag to Dante, they whip, but Garcia reverses. Garcia jumps, but into an atomic drop and BULLDOG KNEE SMASH! Cover, TWO! Angel Dorado wrenches Garcia, tags Scorpio, and he goes up to AX HANDLE! Scorpio wrenches Garcia, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Pac BLASTS Top Flight just because!

The fans boo, but Garcia puts Scorpio in the corner. Tag to Pac and Pac BOOTS Scorpio! Pac stomps a mudhole away, digs his boots in, but backs off as the ref counts 4. Pac drags Scorpio up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Yuta. They mug Scorpio now while the fans boo. Yuta says he has ’til 5 and the fans boo more. Tag to Garcia, he stomps away on Scorpio, then stops at 4. Garcia brings Scorpio up, ROCKS him, but Scorpio fires body shots. Garcia CLUBS Scorpio, Scorpio ROCKS Garcia, repeat! Scorpio eggs Garcia on and the forearms start flying! Scorpio CLAWS Garcia’s eyes! The ref reprimands but the fans cheer Garcia getting a taste of his own medicine!

Scorpio whips, Garcia reverses, but Scorpio BOOTS Garcia away. Scorpio rolls to hot tag Dante! The fans fire up as Dante fires forearms! Garcia shoves, blocks a kick, but not the ENZIGIRI! Dante then dodges to springboard and SHOTGUN! Dante kip sup, the fans fire up, and Dante whips corner to corner. Garcia reverses, but Dante slips out, up, around, but Pac stops him! Garcia gets Dante for a SAIDO! Tag to Yuta and the mugging continues! The fans boo, Yuta CHOKES Dante while the ref stops Scorpio & Darius, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Yuta taunts the fans, then he drags Dante up. Dante fires body shots, but Yuta THROWS Dante down by his hair! Tag to Pac, they mug Dante again, then Pac stomps Dante around. Pac drags Dante around just to KICK him! Pac wrenches and whips Dante into the corner hard, and Dante falls from hitting buckles! Pac covers, TWO! Pac keeps Dante back from Darius & Scorpio, then drags him around. Pac bumps Dante off buckles, tags Garcia, and Garcia stomps Dante. Garcia climbs up to rain down fists! Garcia goes to nine, puts up his dukes, but then hops down. No dancing for the fans! Garcia stands Dante up, but Dante fires hands!

Garcia KNEES Dante, KNEES him again, then CHOKES him on the ropes! Garcia high-fives Marina, then drags Dante over to bump him off buckles. Pac tags in and fires off forearm. Pac bumps Dante back off buckles, then he THROWS Dante out! Pac distracts the ref for Yuta & Garcia to mug Dante! The ref has to keep Darius & Scorpio back, and Pac WRECKS Dante with a dropkick! Collision returns to single picture, the fans blame the ref for these shenanigans, but Pac covers Dante, TWO! Moxley says that was precision teamwork. Pac steps on Dante’s leg, taunts SkyFlight, then stomps Dante!

Pac bumps Dante off buckles, tags Yuta, and they mug Dante again. The fans boo but Yuta suplexes Dante to hold him up. Yuta SLAMS Dante down, covers, TWO! Dante toughs it out but Marina protests the count. Yuta clamps on a chinlock but the fans rally up. Dante rises, fires body shots, and JAWBREAKERS! Yuta swings but Dante blocks to fire forearms! The fans fire up for Dante but Yuta KNEES low. Yuta headlocks, but Dante hits a BIG back suplex! Both men crawl, Garcia tags in! He BLASTS SkyFlight! The fans boo, but Garcia picks Dante up. Yuta is up top for the FLYING HART ATTACK! Cover, TWO! Garcia drags Dante to tag Pac!

Pac SOBATS Dante, FRONT KICKS, then SOBATS! Pac runs, but Dante follows! Pac dodges, but Dante DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while Dante and Pac are down! Dante crawls, reaches out, hot tags to Yuta and Darius! The fans fire up as Darius dodges Yuta to BLAST Garcia! Then he BOOTS Yuta, goes up, and leaps over! Handspring, run, and a dodge to sling Yuta for the SPANISH FLY! Then a DIVE onto Garcia! The fans fire up again as Darius BOOTS Yuta, then hits the GET OVER HERE! Darius suplexes but Marina gets on the apron! Darius still hits the FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, but Pac STOMPS it apart!

Zayda gets in Marina’s face! Admirable but maybe a mistake… Pac runs up on Darius but Darius puts him out! Scorpio KNEES Pac down! Then he and Dante build speed to DOUBLE FLY! Down go Pac and Garcia! The fans fire up as Darius has Yuta again, but Marina tries it again! So Zayda gets in Marina’s face again! Marina SPITS at Zayda! Zayda is pissed now! But Yuta waistlocks Darius! Darius switches and SHOVES Yuta into Marina! O’Conner Roll, TWO!! Darius TOSSES Yuta, to then SLINGSHOT him into Dante’s CUTTER! Cover, Garcia breaks it! The fans fire up as Scorpio whips but Garcia reverses to TOSS Scorpio!

Pac CLOBBERS Dante into railing! Darius runs, but Marina swipes at him! The fans boo, but Yuta LOW BLOWS Darius in the distraction! Tag to Garcia, and the cycle of violence starts up as Pac UPPERCUTS! Yuta ELBOWS! Garcia LARIATS! REPEAT! Then they run the ropes crisscross just to show off while Darius is in a SLEEPER! Yuta PLANCHAS Scorpio, and Pac finally LARIATS Darius!! BRUTALIZER!! Darius QUITS, Death Riders win!

Winners: The Death Riders, by submission

The Bastard shouts for Darby Allin! Remember what happened on Wednesday! Darby, you asked for this, so you’ve done this to yourself! Pac is ready to inflict Maximum Carnage on Darby, but will Darby prove he is relentless? As for Marina and Zayda, they get into trash talking, and the fans cheer Zayda on. Mox says this is a shame, Zayda’s just a kid. Marina BOOTS Zayda into Megan Bayne’s arms! The Megasus hits a RUNNING POWERBOMB! The Real Deal just got dominated for real! Will the entire AEW Women’s Division have to #BowDown to the Mega Problems?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Lexy Nair is with Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong, and the AEW TNT Champion, Mark Briscoe, but before she can start, Roddy shouts, “LEXYYYY~! I am not in the Conglomeration. But what I am is not done with you yet, Death Riders.” Briscoe says yeah, matter of fact, the Death Riders AND the Don Callis Family, it don’t matter which faction it is! If you wanna conglomerate, it is 2026, just come get it! Cuz he’ll tell ya now, he won’t keep anybody waiting! The Word of the Day is MOMENTUM! The Conglomeration has all the momentum going into 2026!

Their girl, Willow, brought even more gold to the fold with that TBS Championship! The Babes of Wrath at the AEW Women’s Tag Team Champions! Briscoe is TNT Champion, which brings us to tonight! Hechicero, you a bad man, Briscoe knows what you can do, but it don’t matter! They got momentum, baby! Briscoe is coming for ya, Hechi! And Briscoe knows the Don Callis Family is lurking, but it don’t matter, because as the saying goes, when two or more conglomerate in the same place, then you have a full conglomeration! Cassidy says yes, that’s it. So The Conglomeration is about to take over the nation! LET’S GO, TEXAS! RARARARARA!

Briscoe is all fired up as he heads out, but will he still be the Face of TNT? Or will the Alchemist of Lucha Libre have just the spell to cook the Sussex County Chicken?

 

Brody King VS Barrett Brown!

It seems the Death Riders won a little too fast for our two hour bare minimum broadcast, so that gives the King of Death an opportunity to shine. Will Brody’s brand of violence bring home the bacon? Or will he get caught off guard by-

OH, well Barrett DIVES out at Brody! But Brody catches him! APRON CHOKE SLAM! The fans fire up and bark for Brody as he steps into the ring. The bell rings, Brody runs in and SPLASHES Barrett! Barrett flops down, the fans bark again, and Brody CANNONBALLS! Brody drags Barrett up, reels him in and GONZO BOMB! Cover, Brody wins!

Winner: Brody King, by pinfall

Well, that didn’t take all that long, either! Brody high-fives the fans, and his amigo, Bandido, is here to celebrate! Will the Outlaw win the AEW World Championship this Wednesday in Phoenix? Or will that Scumbag, MJF, find a way to survive in the desert?

 

Josh Alexander walks ‘n’ talks.

“I know what everybody is wondering: Where is the great Don Callis right now? Well, he has flown back to Tokyo to celebrate Okada’s monumental victory at WrestleKingdom. And both of them will be watching live tonight! Tonight, when El Clon is yet again victorious on Collision. Tonight, when Hechicero brings that TNT Championship back to the Don Callis Family where it belongs!” And yes, Lance Archer is beating up local enhancement talent just for fun while Alexander drags along another. The Walking Weapon tells JetSpeed they should’ve stayed down where Mark Davis & Jake Doyle left them.

But now, they will learn a lesson, and Alexander has faith in their friends, The Demand, in teaching them that lesson tonight. Archer LAWN DARTS a guy into another, then says, “Everybody dies!” The Don Callis Family destroys everyone in their way, but will they do that to Komander and Mark Briscoe tonight? Or can Conglomeration and Conglomeration adjacent survive the Collision?

EL CLØN VS Komander!

The bell rings and the fans already chant, “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Komander and Clon step up, and Clon eggs Komander on. The fans rally for Komander, he runs up, but Clon slips around to waistlock. Komander switches, Clon switches and he SLAMS Komander down! Clon flips Komander over, yanks him up, but Komander arm-drags, only for Clon to reel him in, ghost pin! TWO, Clon rolls Komander but Komander arm-drags, rolls, inverted backslide! TWO and Clon has it now, TWO! Komander has it, TWO! Both men stand and the fans cheer. Komander runs up, tilt-o-whirl arm-drag, and roll into a DRAGON’S LAIR, TWO!

Clon rolls Komander to a high stack, TWO! A roll and Clon has it again, TWO! Clon handsprings to kip up smooth and the fans cheer. The fans rally and duel while Komander catches his breath. Komander and Clon run, Komander drops then hurdles, but into a fireman’s carry! Clon tosses Komander for a HACKY SACK KICK, then a whip to the corner! LARIAT, FOREARM, SOBAT! And repeat! Clon adds a GAMANGIRI, then he TIGER WALL SAULTS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Clon steps on Komander. Clon stalks Komander, ROCKS him with forearms, then stalks him to a corner. Komander shoves Clon but Clon BOOTS him!

Clon whips Komander to ropes, but Komander rolls under, tilt-o-whirls, then RANAS! The fans fire up as Clon tumlbes to ropes! Komander runs up, whips, but Clon reverses! Komander reverses, knuckle locks, and he CHOPS! Komander goes up, ARABIAN PRESS IMPLODER ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up as Clon ends up in a corner. Komander runs up, Clon puts him on the apron, but Komander GAMANGIRIS! And GAMANGIRIS again! The fans fire up as Komander climbs, then TORNILLO RANAS! The fans are thunderous for the innovation we’re seeing from both men! Komander then salutes and builds speed to DIVE!

But Clon catches and TOSSES Komander to the ramp!! The fans are torn, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Clon drags Komander up to suplex, and then SLAMS him on the ramp! The ref checks Komander but he’s still in this. Clon rolls into the ring just to refresh the count. Clon drags Komander, kicks him, then throws him into steel steps! Komander flounders as he clutches his knee, but Clon steps on him. Clon stands on Komander even, but stops as the ref counts. Clon puts Komander in the ring, clamps on a GROUND COBRA TWIST, and he pulls Komander’s leg. He RIPS at the mask! The ref counts, Clon stops at 4, and Clon paces while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Clon has Komander on the ropes. Clon winds up to CHOP! Komander is stinging and the fans fire up while Clon stalks him. Clon whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ rolls, then he DROPKICKS a leg! Clon hobbles, but he spins Komander around. Clon ducks a kick but not the SOBAT and DDT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Komander rises while Clon crawls, and Komander runs up to CHOP! The fans fire up as Clon seethes. Clon TOSSES Komander to the corner but Komander BOOTS Clon, then CHOPS, CHOPS, and SUPERKICKS! The fans fire up as Clon goes to a corner. Komander runs in, but Clon ducks under!

Komander goes up, up, flips away and handsprings, perhaps showing off that the knee is alright. The fans fire up, Clon runs in, but Komander dodges to then whip Clon back to the corner. Komander LRIATS, keeps moving, but Clon follows! Clon jumps up, knuckle locks and MONKEY FLIPS! Then he rolls back, but Komander uses that to leap up and POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up, “Esta Lucha! <This is Lucha!>” Komander runs, but is caught into a half nelson and leg hook! But Komander fights whatever Clon is trying to then run again. Tilt-o-whirl, and Komander lands out of the slam! Komander goes up the corner, MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!!

Clon bails out and the fans rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Komander goes to the far side, climbs up the corner, and the fans fire up for his tightrope walk! All 20 feet, but Clon moves! Komander hops down and changes his plans, ESCALARA MOONSAULT! Down goes Clon and the fans are thunderous again! Komander stalks Clon around the way, puts him in the ring, and fans cheer “A E DUB!” for making this match happen. Komander goes up, tightrope walks again, CIELITO- NO, Clon moves! And goes up and over, handsprings, then MATRIX PELE! Clon aims, scoops Komander LUMBAR CHECK! Komander writhes but Clon drags him back up.

Clon torture racks for the PORTAL- DESTROYER!! Komander covers, TWO!! Komander knows that move because Hologram is his amigo, but Clon survives the counter! Komander rises, the fans rally again, “This is Awesome!” Komander shouts out Hologram to then torture rack. Clone slips free, but Komander SOBATS! Komander runs, DEST- NO, Clon pops free, half nelson and leg hook, MADE WITH MALWARE!! Cover, TWO?!?! But Clon just torture racks again! PORTAL BOMB!!! Cover, Clon wins!

Winner: EL CLØN, by pinfall

An instant classic for these two, but it is the corrupted copy of Hologram that comes out on top! Will Clon to be as unstoppable as the original? Will the same go for The Don Callis Family in 2026?

 

Mina Shirakawa VS Lady Frost!

The Fighting Gravure Idol tried to save Toni Storm from Marina Shafir, but she got knocked out rather easily. Can Mina redeem herself here tonight? Or will all that heat be cooled off by the Coldest Wrestler You Know?

Wait, a ringside staff member says someone sent these three little bouquets to Mina. Mina is thankful to have them, though she’s not sure who they’re from. And then Frost SUPERKICKS Mina down! The fans boo, is Frost just jealous? The bell rings and Frost kicks the flowers out of the ring to then BOOT Mina to a corner. Frost CHOPS Mina, says she’s ice cold, and then winds up, just to stomp a mudhole! The ref reprimands and the fans rally for Mina, but Frost stands her up. Mina blocks the kick to DRAGON SCREW! Mina drags Frost around, has the leg, and SMASHES the knee again and again!

The fans fire up and Mina steps through, but Frost kicks her away,. Frost runs up, Mina blocks a kick, HOTSHOT and then leg sweep! Mina slingshots for the TORNILLO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Mina stays fired up and does a gator chomp. Mina runs up, but Frost ELBOWS her away! Frost BOOTS Mina, puts her in the corner, and GAMANGIRIS! Frost then sits Mina down to go corner to corner and back again, SNOWBALL SENTON! The fans fire up while Frost puts Mina in the drop zone, then she climbs up. But Mina KICKS the legs out! Mina then drags Frost from the corner, but Frost elbows free! SUPERKICK!

Frost runs, handsprings, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Then DREAMSMASHER ELBOW! BLINDSIDE BUZZSAW! URAKEN!! Mina then steps through, FIGURE FOUR! Frost endures, even as Mina thrashes around! Frost CLUBS at the leg, but Mina bridges to put on pressure! Frost TAPS, Mina wins!

Winner: Mina Shirakawa, by submission

Winter might be getting colder but Mina is just getting hotter! She still wonders about the flowers, but will this secret admirer take Mina away from Toni Storm?

 

Mercedes Mone throws a fit.

The CEO is still a mess from being thrown into and onto cake, and she says Willow Nightingale can smile and laugh and play hero, but heroes don’t build divisions, ICONS do! Over 500 DAYS as TBS Champion, and not because Mone was lucky, but because she was undeniable! She was the greatest! PWI’s number one wrestler of the year, and Sports Illustrated’s number one wrestler. It doesn’t matter what year it is, Mone will always be the greatest. Ever since Mone arrived in AEW, she has been nothing but disrespect! She is so sick and tired of it! Time to show you b*tches a lesson! She is taking a break from AEW to show just why and how SHE elevated this place!

Good luck without her! Because in return, she’ll collect more than just titles. Mone laughs while spilling pearls, will AEW flounder without the Money Train?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Mark Briscoe VS Hechicero!

The Sussex County Chicken put the Don Callis Family on notice, and now the moment of truth has come! Will Briscoe show Hechicero how to #ManUp? Or will the Alchemist of Lucha Libre make gold out of blood, sweat and tears?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the Face of TNT!

The bell rings and the two circle. Hechi slides then dazzles with his magic. Hechi has his leg guard up, but Briscoe rolls past to do a chicken dance. They feel things out, tie up, and Hechi drop toeholds. Hechi traps the leg, traps an arm, but Mark makes it a high stack, TWO! Hechi floats to a headlock and his body blocks Briscoe from the ropes. Briscoe pushes through to the ROPEBREAK, and the ref counts. Hechi lets go of the headlock while the fans duel, but he traps the arm to TWIST it! The fans are torn again but Hechi and Briscoe reset. They tie up, Hechi waistlocks, but Briscoe wrenches out to arm-drag Hechi down.

Hechi headscissors, Briscoe kips free, and the two reset. The two tie up, Hechi wrenches and cranks the arm, then spins Briscoe to snapmare, but Briscoe handsprings through! The fans fire up for that! The two go again, Hechi trips Briscoe and jackknife rolls to then hammerlock and headlock. Briscoe endures, fights around, and the fans rally. Briscoe fights up, but Hechi makes it a BACKBREAKER! The fans duel as Hechi puts Briscoe on ropes. Hechi KNEES then whips Briscoe to ropes, then BACKDROPS! But Briscoe lands on his feet! The fans fire up while Hechi is frustrated. Hechi and Briscoe reset and tie up again.

Hechi trips Briscoe, then runs, but he KICKS Briscoe in the dropdown! Hechi then drags Briscoe up, hammerlocks and clinches for a swing into the EL CONJURO BACKBREAKER! Hechi stalks Briscoe to a corner, then CHOPS! And JABS! And JABS! Hechi whips corner to corner but Briscoe goes up and over. Briscoe ROCKS Hechi, UPPERCUTS him, then HOTSHOTS him out of the ring! The fans fire up and Briscoe CHOPS! And UPPERCUTS! And repeat! The fans fire up with Briscoe and he fetches as chair into the ring. But Hechi anchors Briscoe on the apron! Briscoe CHOPS Hechi away, then BLOCKBUSTERS to the floor!

The fans fire up again, Briscoe high-fives fans, and Briscoe returns to the ring. The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” while Briscoe claps with the chair. Briscoe sets the chair up, builds speed, but Hechi swats the chair away! The fans boo, but Briscoe WRECKS Hechi with a dropkick! Briscoe says BANG BANG and he FOLEY ELBOW DROPS, but into an ARMBAR!! Hechi takes advantage of Briscoe’s own move to torture that arm! The fans are torn, the ref reprimands, but Hechi stops at 4. Hechi then POSTS Briscoe shoulder first! The fans duel, but Hechi chicken wings Briscoe to POST him again! Briscoe writhes while Collision goes picture in picture.

Hechi brings the chair out of the ring, then aims at Briscoe! Hechi JAMS Briscoe up! The ref reprimands but he lets this match continue? Hechi puts Briscoe in the corner to HOTSHOT the bad arm! Hechi ROCKS and HEADBUTTS Briscoe, then climbs up to rain down fists! Hechi goes to nine, then winds up for an ELBOW as the tenth! Briscoe staggers away and flops into the corner. Hechi signals he will be champion, btu Briscoe CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hechi blocks one to CALF KICK Briscoe down! Hechi again marvels with his magic, again vows to be champion, then goes back to Briscoe to stand on Briscoe’s face!

The ref reprimands, Hechi steps off at 4, but Briscoe RAMS him! And RAMS again! Hechi CLUBS away on Briscoe, then wraps on a DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Briscoe endures what is basically a Kimura as Hechi puts on the pressure. Briscoe has a ROPEBREAK by a foot! Hechi lets go but he taunts Briscoe. Hechi ROCKS Briscoe, but Briscoe eggs him on. Hechi CHOPS, Briscoe CHOPS, then Hechi KICKS, and KICKS, and stomps Briscoe down! Hechi wraps the arm around ropes to HOTSHOT again! Hechi keeps on that arm but the ref counts as Collision returns to single picture. Hechi stops at 4, but then he smothers Briscoe in the buckles!

The ref counts, the fans duel, but Briscoe fires elbows. Briscoe runs, Hechi follows, sunset flip! Then a roll to the ARMBAR!! Briscoe endures, fights, ROPEBREAK by a fingertip! Hechi lets go in frustration but the fans continue to duel. Hechi CLUBS the bad arm, then he eggs Briscoe on. Briscoe CHOPS but that was from the bad hand! Hechi CLUBS Briscoe, Briscoe fires backhands from the left! Hechi wobbles, Briscoe winds up, but Hechi ducks the lariat! Hechii waistlocks, Briscoe breaks free, but Hechi blocks the Pele! REVERSE MONKEY FLIP, into the ARMBAR!! Briscoe flails, fights, and we hit the ten minute mark!

Hechi has the leg! KNEEBAR!! Briscoe uses the free leg for the ROPEBREAK!! Hechi lets go in frustration again but the fans continue to duel. Hechi runs, but Briscoe DUMPS Hechi out! Briscoe goes after Hechi, but Hechi HEADSCISSORS Briscoe out into the SLEEPER! But Briscoe carries Hechi for a BACKPACK SENTON on the ramp! Briscoe staggers away while the fans rally up again. Hechi writhes and crawls, but Briscoe has his chair! Briscoe sets it up, builds speed, and the Chicken FLIES! Down goes Hechi and the fans fire up! Briscoe drags Hechi up and into the ring while the fans cheer for “DEM BOYS!”

Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to FLYING FOREARM! The fans rally for Briscoe as he rises again. Hechi is in the corner, Briscoe runs up, GAMANGIRI! Briscoe then brings Hechi up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Hechi survives but Briscoe fires up with the fans. Briscoe calls his shot, underhooks Hechi, but the bad arm won’t let him lift! Hechi ELBOWS Briscoe, runs, and HEADSCISSOR GUILLOTINE! Cover, TWO!! Briscoe survives and he goes to a corner, but Hechi is right after him! The fans duel as Hechi reels Briscoe in, and underhooks the arms!? Hechi lifts and steals the JAY DRILLER! Then the CROSSFACE!!

Briscoe endures, scoots back, ROPEBREAK! Hechi is furious but the fans fire up again! Hechi runs in, STEP-UP KNEE! The fans fire up again, and Hechi puts Briscoe up top. Hechi climbs, HEADBUTTS Briscoe, then fires hands. KIMURA! Briscoe BITES Hechi’s side! And BITES through the mask! Then a HEADBUTT! Hechi falls, Briscoe adjusts, FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, but Hechi snatches him to a ghost pin! TWO!! Both men hurry to their feet, Hechi runs in but Briscoe dodges! Hechi tumbles, Briscoe underhooks, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Briscoe wins!!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Briscoe said it himself that The Conglomeration would reign and retain, and he just did it himself! Cassidy and Roddy are here to celebrate, even though Roddy claims he’s not Conglomeration. Will things still go their way as Willow Nightingale, Harley Cameron & Kris Statlander prepare for their own fight later tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Eddie Kingston, Ortiz, and the Grizzled Young Veterans.

Lexy Nair is with The Mad King, #Monkey, Zack Gibson and James Drake, and thanks them for agreeing to the No Physicality clause. Now, thigs have been brewing here, but it will come to a head on next week’s Maximum Carnage edition of Collision as they go 2v2. Eddie wants to say something but Gibson interrupts. For 20 YEARS, he and Drake have had to do everything by the book just to get every single opportunity they’ve had along the way. But for someone like Eddie here, he walks the way he wants, he talks the way he wants, and he breaks every single rule that there is, yet he keeps on being rewarded.

Eddie says it’s because he wins matches. Gibson says yes, Eddie and Ortiz are great wrestlers, but the way they go about business makes Gibson sick! Drake says next week, lads, they make an example out of you. They will end the way Eddie conducts business. The worst part about this is, Eddie’s dragging Ortiz down with him, as he always does! Eddie says please, Ortiz is glad to go down in a blaze of glory with Eddie. Let it all burn! But look, if GYV wants to make it personal over how they do business, that’s fine. But you reap what you sow. And they don’t sow, they just reap! Let that marinate. Eddie & Ortiz head out, will they leave GYV out in the cold next week?

 

Six Woman Tag: Kris Statlander & The Babes of Wrath VS Hyan, Maya World & VertVixen!

The Galaxy’s Greatest is once again friends with Willow Nightingale & Harley Cameron, and they’ve got ALL the gold in the AEW Women’s Division! But that means they also have the entire AEW Women’s Division gunning for them. Will Kris, Willow & Harley be ready for the Triangle of Madness at Maximum Carnage? Or will the Renaissance Woman, #ThatGirl and The Gamer prove they’re ready to level up?

The trios sort out, and The Cosmic Killer starts against Maya. They circle, tie up, and Maya rolls Kris. Kris rolls through, Maya ducks a kick to roll Kris again, ONE! Kris waistlocks, Maya fights free then runs, but Kris RUNS her over! The fans cheer as Kris flexes, but Hyan tags in. Kris slips around Hyan to SLAM her down, then facelock. Kris drags Hyan up but Hyan wrenches out to ROCK her! Kris trips Hyan to then CATAPULT her into buckles! Kris then brings Hyan around, hits a BIG back suplex, then tags in Harley. The fans rally as Harley runs, tilt-o-whirls with Kris and SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!

Harley brings Hyan up, but Hyan kicks low. Hyan whips, Harley reverses, but Hyan gator rolls the dropdown into a GOURD- NO, Harley lands out to ROUNDHOUSE! Hyan staggers, Vert tags in, and Vert runs up! Harley ducks ‘n’ dodges to SLINGBLADE! Cover, ONE! Harley drags Vert over, tag to Willow, and the fans rally as the Babes of Wrath double whip to DOUBLE SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Willow stalks Vert to a corner, LARIATS, then whips corner to corner. Willow runs in, Vert dodges, and Vert ROCKS Willow! The fans rally as Vert whips, but Willow cartwheels to ENZIGIRI! Cover, TWO!

Willow drags Vert away from her corner, tags in Kris, and Kris tags in Harley. Willow snapmares Vert to then basement BOOT! Kris runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Harley tags Willow before she SPLASHES Vert! Willow SENTONS! Tag to Kris for her to run again, and she BLINDSIDE METEORAS! The fans fire up and Kris covers, TWO! Vert toughs it out but Kris stays on her as Collision goes picture in picture.

Kris CHOPS Vert, then CHOPS again! Kris brings Vert around but Vert JAWBREAKERS free! Hot tag to Maya! But Kris catches the crossbody to BACKBREAKER! Kris drags Maya up, tags Willow back in, and Willow suplexes Maya to hold her up before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Willow drags Maya up, tags Kris, and Kris suplexes Maya. Kris holds Maya up a little longer before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Kris drags Maya up, tag to Harley, but Maya blocks the suplex! Maya ROCKS Harley, puts her in the corner, tag to Vert! Vert stomps a mudhole into Harley! The ref counts, Vert steps off, and she brings Harley back up. Vert tags Hyan, Hyan adds on, but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Maya keeps Harley from the corner. Harley still reaches out, fights her way forward, but Vert & Hyan BLAST Kris & Willow! Maya ROLLING ELBOWS Harley! The fans boo but Maya whips Harley to the corner. ELBOW in the corner, tag to Hyan. Tag to Vert and Hyan runs side to side, BOOT WASH! Vert goes up, Hyan snapmares Harley, and Vert MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, Willow breaks it! The fans fire up as Hyan runs in. Willow swings, Hyan dodges, and Maya slips in, DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS! They TOSS Willow, but Kris runs up! Kris DOUBLE RANAS! The fans fire up with Kris, but Vert BOOTS Kris down!

The fans are torn but Vert grins. Vert runs up on Harley, brings her around, but Harley wrenches out! Harley blocks a boot, but Vert KNEES first! Harley SUPERKICKS in return! Both women stagger, hot tag to Willow! Willow rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! Willow powers up, the fans are with er, and Willow runs to BACK BODY BLOCK, then LARIAT! Snapmare and BOOT! Harley hops onto Willow for the BACKPACK DOUBLE SENTON! The fans fire up again, and Willow LARIATS Hyan! And SPINEBUSTER for Maya! Tag to Kris and they each run in, SPLASH and BOOT! Then they trade, UPPERCUT and LARIAT!

Then they send Hyan and Maya into each other for Harley’s DOUBLE CROSSBODY! The fans fire up while Willow feeds Vert to Kris. Vert slips free of the scoop, but Kris dodges the boot to handspring and SUPERKICK! Kris reels Vert in, tuck and STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris & The Babes win!

Winners: Kris Statlander & The Babes of Wrath, by pinfall

First time back together and it was like they never missed a beat! But Harley gets a mic to say, “Ladies and gentlemen of Texas, I am more than excited to announce that my parents are back together! Now, guys, let us clink belts in solidarity! C’mon!” They wind up, but then Thekla interrupts with, “Enough, enough, enough! Please, enough! Enough with the love and enough with the happiness already!” The Toxic Spider crouches on commentary as she tells the fans of AEW, “These are your champions? These are the women that you love?” The fans cheer that! “Well, that makes me sick! Now listen, that fake friendship of yours does nothing for me.

“And I’m lucky. I don’t need friends, cuz I have my sisters. And at Maximum Carnage, you, one after another, are going to learn what it means to get TOXIC!” Kris says we can all stand on things and look cool, Thekla. Kris even climbs onto the corner to make her point. But trust her, she gets it: Thekla has the sisters. But next week, they’ll all call her #BigStatDaddy! The battlelines have been drawn, but will these golden Babes stand tall in Phoenix? Or will the Triangle of Madness catch them all in their web?

 

Don Callis speaks.

“The Don Callis Family doesn’t make history, we write the history. And we’ve done it again this past week in Tokyo, Japan, in front of over 50 THOUSANDS fans, the great one himself, The Rainmaker, Kazuchika Okada, slayed The Ace. Oh yeah, the AEW International Champion, Okada, put Hiroshi Tanahashi down! It is a great day to-” Kyle Fletcher steps in, and he knows WrestleKingdom 20 was a big night for The DCF, but with that out of the way, they need to talk. Someone needs to say something to Okada. Callis isn’t following. What? Did Callis not see at World’s End?

Okada not only stabbed Takeshita in the head with a screwdriver, it was KYLE’S screwdriver! The one Kyle had in case Kyle needed it against Moxley! Okada screwed them both! Callis wants Kyle to pause for a second. If he looks at this through the light of day, Kyle will see what Callis sees, which is the only one who got screwed at World’s End was Okada! Okada walked in there with the Continental Championship, and walked out without it! Kyle, on the other hand, Callis didn’t want him in the Continental Classic! He wanted Kyle focused on the TNT Championship! Kyle lost said title, so he went into the C2 to show what he could do, and he did fantastic.

But in the end, Kyle doesn’t need to worry about Okada or the Continental Championship. They should worry about the TNT Championship. Remember when they said Kyle would be the greatest TNT Champion? Well, Briscoe caught him on one, that makes their record 3-3. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that game seven is coming, and the family wants Kyle to take the title back to fulfill his destiny. That is what Callis feels is a great use of all this energy. Callis pats Kyle on the shoulder and heads out, but is The Jackal going to stay woefully and willfully ignorant? Or is someone going to force his hand soon enough?

 

Bandido speaks.

“MJF, you call yourself, ‘The Devil.’ But he devil only succeeds when good men are afraid. And I am NOT afraid of you! I come from falling down, from being told I wasn’t enough, and still here I am. You hide behind money, words, and shortcuts. Everything I have earned, I have earned it the hard way. Because it doesn’t matter how you live or where you come from, it matters what is your heart. At Maximum Carnage, there will be no excuses, just two men and one truth. And the truth is, when the bell rings, your reign ends. I will be AEW World Champion!” The Most Wanted is ready for his shootout with The Scumbag, but will MJF find a way to hold onto his #TripleB?

 

Six Man Tag: Anthony Bowens & #JetSpeed VS The Demand!

It was meant to be Jack Perry, Kevin Knight & Mike Bailey VS Ricochet, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona on Dynamite, but The Don Callis Family made sure something happened to JetSpeed beforehand. But now that the Pride of Professional Wrestling is joining them, will Knight & Bailey be able to get some revenge? Or will The One & Only AEW National Champion slam the Gates of Agony closed on them?

JetSpeed doesn’t even wait for Bowens, they slide into the ring, dodge GOA, and CLOBBER Ricochet together! Kuan & Liona drag JetSpeed back in, Ricochet gets up and they mug JetSpeed 3v2! But here comes the 5 Tool Player! He runs up to ROCK Kaun, then jumps in to DUMP Liona! Ricochet CLUBS Bowens, whips, but Bowens grabs ropes. Bowens BOOTS Ricochet, Bailey LIGHTNING KICKS, then Knight FLYING LARIATS! The fans fire up as the bell rings, and JetSpeed double whips Ricochet to Bowens! Bowens BACKDROPS Ricochet outta the ring and onto The Gates! The fans fire up as The Demand all falls!

Bailey and Knight look to Bowens, and they wanna do it! They TRIPLE SCISSOR~! Then Bailey and Bowens DOUBLE PLANCHA onto Ricochet and Kaun! Knight can’t, the bad arm holds him back. He instead goes out to fire shots on Liona and RAM him into the apron! Kaun kicks Bailey to then RUNNING BRAINBUSTER on the floor! Liona RAMS Kevin into the railing, then POSTS him! Ricochet puts Bowens in the ring, but Bowens CHOPS him in return! The fans rally while Ricochet is stinging. Bowens ROCKS Ricochet again and again, then whips. Ricochet reverses but Bowens KICKS Ricochet away!

Bowens senses Kaun and takes a swing, but Kaun slips away. Ricochet KNEES Bowens in the back and sends him into ropes! Bowens is down, Ricochet tags Liona, and Liona tags Kaun. They double whip Bowens corner to corner, then Ricochet runs to JUMP KICK! ENZIGIRI! Kaun SHOTGUNS Bowens and Liona HIP ATTACKS! Ricochet SWINGING DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Kaun snarls, drags Bowens up, and brings him around for a CHOP! Kaun rains down fists in the corner, then suplexes. Bowens lands out, hot tag to Bailey! Bailey blocks a shot to ROCK Kaun! Bailey SMACKS Kaun off buckles, goes up the corner, and MISSILE DROPKICKS!

The fans fire up as Bailey kips up! Tag to Knight, JetSpeed DOUBLE BOOT Liona & Ricochet down, then they run up on Kaun. Kaun ELBOWS Knight, BOOTS Bailey, but Knight jumps into the UPPER ROOM! Bailey FLIES out onto Liona! Knight hits the U F O SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Kaun is still in this but Knight keeps on him. Knight UPPERCUTS with the good arm, but Kaun KICKS the bad arm! Knight goes back up, Kaun shoves him down, but Knight climbs up! Kaun slips out to trip Knight up, then he goes up for a scoop! TOP ROPE BACKBREAKER! Knight falls to the apron while the fans boo, but Liona adds an APRON SENTON!

Knight coughs and sputters while he dangles off the apron, and Ricochet mocks his pain while Collision goes picture in picture.

Ricochet and The Demand soak up the heat, then they drag Knight back in. Kaun eggs the fans on, then tags Ricochet. Ricochet takes his time revving up on the apron while Kaun scoops and SLAMS Knight. Ricochet then KNEE-BOARD SENTONS! Ricochet shines his bald head to taunt the fans, then he stomps Knight. Ricochet drags Knight over, stands on Knight’s hair and pulls the arms! The ref counts, Ricochet steps off, and Ricochet stomps Knight. Ricochet drags Knight up to put him in a corner. Knight fights but Liona tags in. The Demand mugs Knight, then scoops to SLAM him! FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO!

Liona argues the count with the ref, but Bowens rallies the fans. Liona drags Knight up, wrenches him, but Knight fires body shots. Liona YANKS Knight down, then tags Kaun. The Gates mug Knight, focusing on the bad arm. Kaun covers, TWO! Kaun SENTONS the bad arm, covers, TWO! Kaun smothers Knight, CLUBS and KNEES him in the side again and again, then mockingly applauds. Kaun kicks Knight around, taunts him, but Knight stands to CHOP! Kaun CHOPS back! Knight staggers to The Demand’s corner and Kaun runs in, but Knight BOOTS him away! Knight fights free while Collision returns to single picture.

The fans fire up, Knight HOTSHOTS Liona, and he ROCKS Kaun! And ROCKS him again and again! The fans fire up, but Kaun KNEES low! Kaun whips, Knight reverses, and Knight DROPKICKS! The fans fire up as Knight crawls, but Ricochet and Liona YANK Bailey and Bowens down! The fans boo, but Bowens is sent into railing! Bailey is sent into steel steps! Kaun has Knight for the URENAGE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Knight survives, Kaun snarls, but the fans rally up. Knight goes to the corner, Kaun runs in, but Knight dodges! Kaun hits buckles, staggers, but Knight ducks a lariat! Kaun avoids a lariat, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide!

The fans fire up as both men crawl, but Kaun anchors Knight! Kaun drags Knight back, but Knight gets loose! Hot tags to Bowens and Ricochet! The fans fire up as Bowens fires off hands on Kaun and Ricochet, and even the Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK for Liona! Bowens fires up, but Kaun runs up! Bowens sends him into Liona! Then FAMOUSER for Kaun! Bowens ducks Ricochet’s lariat to torture rack and INVERTED ANGLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and Bowens runs, but Ricochet ducks to roll Bowens up! TWO, and Bowens runs in, but Ricochet sends him into buckles! Tag to Liona but Ricochet adds a TIGER FEINT first!

Ricochet then FLYING LARIATS Bailey! Ricochet keeps moving, and he FOSBURY FLOPS JetSpeed! Liona LARIATS Bowens in the corner, then feeds him to a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! They then send Ricochet back to Liona, WHEELBARROW BULLDOG COMBO! URENAGE to LIONSAULT! Liona covers, TWO!! Bowens survives the onslaught and Lions argues with the ref again. Liona tags Ricochet back in, Ricochet aims at Bowens, and he loads up, SPIRIT- NO, Bowens slips around to waistlock! JetSpeed is back, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Ricochet! Bowens hits THE ARRIVAL! Cover, but The Gates break it!

The Gates send Bailey to a corner, Kaun sends Liona in, but Bailey dodges! Liona hits buckles, Kaun LARIATS Bailey out! Knight SATELLITE DDTS Kaun! Ricochet is back up, Bowens runs in, but he blocks boots to put Ricochet in the ropes! ENZIGIRI and then the SIDEWINDER! The fans fire up for Bowens and he goes up! But Kaun is after him! Bowens kicks Kaun, but Liona is up! Bailey DROPKICKS Liona! Ricochet back suplexes Bailey, Bailey lands out, and then Bailey dodges Ricochet to go up, up, and TRIANGLE JUMP MOONSAULT! Bowens then SUPER CROSSBODIES Liona! Ricochet turns around, FLYING LARIAT from Knight!

Bowens runs in, PENALTY KICK!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and the fans fire up again! The fans cheer “This is Awesome!” “A E DUB!” Bowens winds up, MOLLY- POUNCE from Liona!! But Knight SUPERKICKS Liona! Bailey SUPERKICKS Liona! SATELLITE- NO, Liona just throws Night away! Kaun is back, he ducks the thrust kick, and Liona HEADBUTTS Bailey! Kaun si given both of JetSpeed, DOUBLE BIG ENDING! Then JetSpeed flops out of the ring. But Bwoens sends Liona into the steps! Bowens wrenches Kaun, turns him, NECKBREAKER! But Ricochet has Bowens! Bowens victory rolls thorugh, TWO!

Both men stand, Bowens SUPERKICKS Ricochet! Bowens brings Ricochet up, winds up, but the ref is used as a shield! Ricochet then ducks, O’Conner Roll with tights, TWO! Bowens has it, TWO! Ricochet runs up, FLAPJACK onto ropes! Kaun sneaks the tag, MOLLYWHOP on Ricochet!! But Ricochet isn’t legal! Kaun runs up on Bowens, LARIAT!! Then Kaun and Liona get Bowens up, whip, and CLOSE THE GATES!! Cover, The Demand wins!

Winners: The Demand, by pinfall

Ricochet is half-conscious, but Liona helps him stand so they can celebrate. Then The Demand beats up on Bowens for pushing them this far! The fans boo, but MAX CASTER is here! But he says keep going? He’s NOT here to save Bowens? The fans cheer on The Best Wrestler Alive, but JetSpeed gets back up! Caster gets in and he starts helping! Was that all just a distraction then? The former Acclaimed beat up on Kaun, but now the Don Callis family rushes out here! They beat up on JetSpeed, Caster & Bowens, but then wait! The Conglomeration is rushing out here! Komander, Roddy, Briscoe, and Cassidy all fight the DCF!

The fans are thunderous, and now The Conglomeration and friends all stand tall! Will this build into an all out war of 8v8?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision to be one last go-home to Maximum Carnage, but also to set up things for more. Very good Six Man Tag to open, but I think there was a botch on when Marina was supposed to distract and get into it with Zayda. But either way, I figured Death Riders would win. Good stuff with Marina sending Zayda into Megan, too, but with Leila Grey out, I don’t know who Zayda could get as a tag partner against them. Pac VS Darby will be really good, and I would think Darby wins out. Though maybe Zayda asks Toni & Mina for help given the feud building between Mega Problems and Love Bombs. Mina VS Frost was a good match, but not sure why we’re throwing a “secret admirer” into this.

Good filler match for Brody King, and good promo from Bandido later. But as I said on Dynamite, pretty sure MJF wins, even if he has to cheat hardcore to do it. Maybe Brody gets a (non-title) match against MJF to go for revenge but also to try and earn a match. After all, we gotta stretch things to March, so while Hangman, Swerve and Samoa Joe sort out who gets that match, other guys like Brody can get a chance. Great promo from Mercedes Mone to write herself off from AEW for awhile. Not sure what project she might be part of in “Hollywood,” but it’d make sense if she needed time off to do that instead.

Very good promo from Josh Alexander as we get another moment of The Don Callis Family just roughing up randos. But I don’t think Don Callis was really in Japan, because they really screwed up the “live from Tokyo” promo he did. Japan is 14 hours ahead of the US East Coast, so 8PM to 10PM for Collision is 10AM to noon in Japan. Kayfabe is dead because people can’t do math. But all that aside, Kyle confronting Callis about Okada’s behavior is good stuff, and I would definitely love to see a Don Callis Family Civil War. Kyle can join Konosuke on one side, Okada will lead the other with Callis supporting him.

Awesome match from Clon VS Komander, so many times I had to replay things so I could be sure about what I saw. Great win for Clon, I’m sure he’ll build a winstreak comparable to Hologram’s so that when Hologram returns, Clon VS Hologram will be Streak VS Streak. Great promo from The Conglomeration, and great match from Briscoe VS Hechi. Briscoe winning was obviously going to happen, but Callis also talking “game seven” of Kyle VS Briscoe is itself a great TNT Championship idea, maybe for Revolution. Maybe Briscoe keeps battling other members of the DCF before then, like Josh Alexander and Lance Archer.

Then we got two great trios matches as an unofficial double main event. Very good showing for Maya, Hyan and the returning VertVixen, but of course our three women’s champions win. Good promo from Thekla, and not sure if Kris needed to respond, but it was a good response. The Triangle of Madness probably cheats to win and earn their way to title matches, and maybe we get both title matches (Kris VS Thekla for the world title, Babes of Wrath VS Sisters of Sin for the tag titles) on a special edition episode. And great stuff from Bowens & JetSpeed VS The Demand, but I figured The Demand would win.

Their beatdown of Bowens of course brought out Caster, though I do appreciate Caster pretended he was here to cheer The Demand on. We’re just a little bit closer to The Acclaimed truly reuniting, and maybe they pull it off by Revolution so they can challenge FTR for the tag titles. And even then, great ending with like 15 or 16 guys all fighting out there. They could do a massive team match or a team battle royal, just something to get all this faction fighting done in a big way. I still wonder about that Stadium Stampede involving Kenny Omega & The Elite, too.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/7/26)

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What a way to start the New Year!

Jim Ross returns to AEW Dynamite in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and it’ll be LIGHTS OUT as Hangman & Swerve battle The Opps!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW Continental Championship Eliminator: Jon Moxley VS Shelton Benjamin; Moxley wins and denies Shelton a title opportunity.
  • Six Man Tag: “Jungle” Jack Perry & #JetSpeed ??? VS The Demand; Jack & The Young Bucks win.
  • Bandido VS Sammy Guevara; Bandido wins.
  • Toni Storm VS Marina Shafir; Toni wins, by disqualification.
  • Lights Out Tag Match: Hangman Page & Swerve Strickland VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Hook; Hangman & Swerve win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jim Ross returns!

Tulsa, Oklahoma cheers on their her, Good Ol’ JR! Bah gawd, he beat cancer, and there’s no better way to celebrate that victory than with AEW!

 

BREAKING NEWS on a backstage incident!

Renee Paquette lets us know that JetSpeed were viciously attacked, and they won’t be medically cleared to compete tonight! There’s a question mark as to what this means for that match, but there’s no question whodunnit as in step The Demand and Don Callis! They mockingly asks what happened and voice their pity, but Renee brings up the bounty that they all put out on JetSpeed just last weekend. Ricochet says he has no idea where that is coming from. He said that if someone were to hurt JetSpeed, they’d be paid a large sum of money. Uh, that’s the literal definition of a bounty. No, no, it’s more like a gentlemen’s agreement!

But Callis says no matter what you call it, someone or something just got very rich. And it’s JAKE SOMETHING DOYLE! This man’s an animal, and so is Mark Davis! They’re gonna kill people! You ready for this? This is gonna be great! Ricochet says yeah, that’s good stuff. But now that Something happened to Kevin Knight & Mike Bailey, who will “Jungle” Jack Perry have to help him against Ricochet & The Gates of Agony?

 

AEW Continental Championship Eliminator: Jon Moxley VS Shelton Benjamin!

The Maniac knows that it is Death Riders Against The World, and it would seem The Hurt Syndicate wants their turn next. Will the Standard of Excellence measure up to the high bar Moxley sets? Or will Moxley show Shelton how to really hurt people?

Continental Rules compel MVP to join commentary in order for him to be out here, but he doesn’t mind. The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer as Moxley and Shelton stare down. They slowly circle, and then Shelton offers a handshake. The fans cheer that, but Moxley does not give it. The two tie up, and Shelton THROWS Moxley overhead! And then Shelton GERMAN SUPLEXES Moxley! Shelton runs corner to corner, Moxley dodges and has the SLEEPER! Shelton fights around, trips Moxley, and has the toehold. Moxley kicks free, dodges a lariat, then fires forearms. Shelton fires back!

The fans rally as the shots go back and forth. Moxley BOOTS Shelton, but Shelton kicks back. Moxley blocks the kick, and narrowly ducks the Dragon Whip! The fans cheer as Moxley backs off to a corner. Moxley nods and resets with Shelton. The fans duel as the two circle, they go forehead to forehead, then Moxley pie faces Shelton. Shelton shoots around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Moxley goes to a corner, but Shelton fires body shots and stomps. The fans rally, but Shelton KNEES Moxley down. Shelton digs his knee in, stops as the ref counts 4, and Moxley drags himself up. Moxley CHOPS, but Shelton shakes his head.

Moxley CHOPS, Shelton still shakes his head, but then Moxley CHOPS again! Shelton ROCKS Moxley with a forearm! Moxley goes back to a corner, Shelton CHOPS him in return. The fans cheer while Shelton follows Moxley to a corner. Shelton RAMS into Moxley, then ROCKS him! The ref counts. Shelton whips corner to corner, but Moxley BOOTS back! Moxley LARIATS Shelton up and out! The fans fire up and Moxley storms out after Shelton. Moxley puts Shelton against barriers to fire forearms! The fans rally up as Moxley whips, but Shelton stomps himself! Shelton kicks Moxley and whips him into railing!

The fans continue to rally as Shelton storms up on Moxley. Shelton ROCKS Moxley, then LARIATS him over railing! Moxley is in the front row as the fans fire up! The ref wants this back in the ring but Shelton pursues! Shelton fires hands on Moxley, then HEADBUTTS him! Moxley kicks and CLUBS Shelton in return, then returns that HEADBUTT! The fans rally more as Moxley brings Shelton around. Shelton fires forearms, then stalks Moxley around the way. The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” for making this the opener! Moxley fires hands, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Moxley headlocks Shelton and brings him along.

The fans cheer as Moxley headlock punches Shelton. The ref reprimands, he wants this in the ring. The ref is even forgoing the ring count to make sure there’s a definitive finish. Moxley goes back to ringside, but Shelton uses the barrier to FLYING LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Shelton drags Moxley up and puts him in the ring, but Moxley goes out the side. Shelton pursues, and he CLOBBERS Moxley! Shelton then GERMAN SUPELXES Moxley on the floor! The fans fire up and the two go forehead to forehead. There’s finally a ring count, but only 3 of 10 as Moxley hammerlocks Shelton’s arm.

Moxley RAMS Shelton into steel steps! We hit 6 of 10, Moxley rolls in at 7. The fans cheer as Shelton rolls in at 8, but Moxley is on that bad arm. Shelton endures, Moxley says this is a big arm. The fans rally up, Shelton fires body shots, and then Shelton runs, but Moxley ducks! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans fire up again while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

A standing count begins, but Moxley sits up at 3 of 10. Both men go forehead to forehead again, and they rise at 5. The forearms go back and forth, then Shelton KNEES low! But Moxley KNEES low in return! Moxley eggs Shelton on, but Shelton winds up to ROCK Moxley! Shelton ROCKS Moxley again, and again, but Moxley wrenches to double wristlock takedown! Shelton fights off the Kimura, but Moxley shifts to an ARMBAR! Shelton clasps hands, fights around, and makes it to the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go to stand and ROCK Shelton again. And again! Shelton tumbles to the apron, Moxley builds speed, and Moxley SHOTGUNS Shelton down!

Moxley flexes while fans applaud, and MVP coaches Shelton from commentary. Shelton shakes out his arms while he sits back up, and Moxley waits on him. The ring count is 5 of 10, but Shelton rolls in at 7. Moxley walks over to Shelton, brings him up, and steps over to HIP DROP the arm! Shelton writhes but Moxley grabs the arm for another double wristlock. Dynamite returns to single picture as Shelton endures, so Moxley YANKS the arm! The fans rally as Moxley goes up the corner, and we’re past 10 minutes. Shelton jumps up to get Moxley, SUPER ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up while both men are down and MVP says THAT is the Standard of Excellence!

The fans rally as another standing count begins. Both men rise at 5, and they fire forearms again! Shelton kicks, CHOPS, KICKS, and ROCKS Moxley, but Moxley pokes Shelton in the eyes! Moxley runs, but Shelton SPLASHES at the corner! The fans fire up again as Shelton reloads, runs back in, but Moxley dodges! Moxley shoots around, SLEEPER! Shelton fights that hold, wrenches it open, and kicks. Moxley blocks, but the DRAGON WHIP clips him! Moxley goes to a corner, runs back in, LARIAT into PAYDIRT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Moxley and Shelton stir as the standing count begins again.

Moxley and Shelton sit up at 4 of 10, and Moxley drags Shelton around. Moxley reels Shelton in, but Shelton fights the lift! Shelton slips around, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Moxley staggers to his feet, but into another GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up as Shelton gets Moxley again, GERMAN SUPLEX! Tulsa is becoming Suplex City as Shelton gets Moxley again! GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up, and Shelton gets Moxley again! GERMAN SUPLEX! Shelton drags Moxley to a cover, TWO! Moxley survives and Shelton grows frustrated, but time is still on his side. Moxley goes to the ropes, Shelton shakes out the stars, and both stand.

Shelton gets in Moxley’s face, but Moxley SLAPS him! And flips him off! Shelton ROUNDHOUSES Moxley, then runs, but into a CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! We get the five minute warning and Moxley feels the pressure. Moxley sees Shelton goes to the corner , “This is Awesome!” as Moxley storms up on him. Moxley climbs the corner, rains down fists, and the fans count along! Moxley goes past TEN, to about FIFTEEN! The fans cheer, but then Shelton picks Moxley up! POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO! But into a REGAL STRETCH!! Moxley endures, reaches out, and he pushes around, ROPEBREAK! Shelton lets go and Moxley flounders around.

Shelton runs up, but Moxley DUMPS him out! Moxley then DIVES! Direct hit on Shelton into the barriers! The fans fire up again and Moxley hurries to get up. Moxley gets Shelton in the ring, goes to a corner, and he nods as he takes aim. Moxley runs, PAYDIRT again!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives but Shelton puts him on the apron. Shelton climbs a corner, brings Moxley up to join him, and the fans duel as the two fire shots! Moxley fires a flurry and knocks Shelton down! But Shelton avoids the ax handle! Mule kick to the leg! Then a SUPERKICK and Moxley’s down! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives but time is running out!

The fans rally for “BOTH THESE GUYS!” as Moxley goes to the corner. STEP-UP KNEE for Shelton! Moxley blocks the kick, denies the Dragon Whip, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO?!!? Moxley hurries to facelock GUILLOTINE, then shifts to a SLEEPER! Shelton fights around and we hit the final minute! Shelton rises, ROPEBREAK! Moxley holds on until the ref counts, and Moxley hobbles, but the STEP-UP KNEE hits!! Shelton crawls to a cover, TWO!! Moxley survives but Shelton has the arm! TRIANGLE HOLD!! Shelton squeezes as tight as he can and MVP says they worked on this! Moxley endures, he flails, and he high stacks! MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (denies Shelton Benjamin a title match)

Shelton is shocked and MVP is immediately downcast seeing this. Moxley snatches the golden opportunity away from Shelton in the final seconds of this match, but he shows Shelton the respect he deserves by offering a handshake. Shelton takes it, the fans cheer, and Shelton moves on. If not the Standard of Excellence, then who will earn their shot at the Continental Championship?

 

Darby Allin arrives backstage.

The Relentless One is fuming as he looks around, in and out of rooms, clearly on the hunt. Will he find The Bastard, Pac, before the night is over? Or will The Bastard find him first?

 

Six Man Tag: “Jungle” Jack Perry & ??? VS The Demand!

Luchasaurus was taken out of action last week at New Year’s Smash, and now JetSpeed has been sidelined, leaving just one man left on the Don Callis/Ricochet hitlist. But will Jack Perry really be alone in this fight? Or is tonight going to be the death of Tarzan Life? Jack sure thinks so as he goes to the ring, but then wait! THE YOUNG BUCKS are back! The fans cheer for the Superkick Party, but can the Neo Nuevo New Elite stand tall once again?

Jack & The Bucks rush the ring and they dodge The Demand! The bell rings as The Bucks throw hands on Kaun & Liona, and Jack LARIATS Ricochet and himself up and outta the ring! The fans fire up as Jack keeps after Ricochet. GOA shove The Bucks, but they basement DROPKICK the legs! Then Nick runs, Matt gives him the boost, DOUBLE DROPKICK sends GOA tumbling out of the ring! The fans fire up again, Ricochet has someone’s cowboy hat as Matt WRECKS GOA with another dropkick! Matt then holds the ropes down for Nick to FLY! Down go GOA and the fans fire up again! Jack returns the cowboy hat to the fan before he goes up the corner.

The Bucks set up The Demand and the fans fire up for Jack’s ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Jack then chases Ricohet into the ring, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and SPEARS! Jack rains down fists, then he whips Ricochet to a corner. Jack runs up, LARIATS, and Matt LARIATS! Nick SHINING WIZARDS, then GAMANGIRIS, ROCKS, and feeds Ricochet to a double hip toss FACEBUSTER! Then they coordinate, TRIPLE BASEMENT DROPKICKS! The fans fire up for Jack & The Bucks, and Jack brings Ricochet around. Jack CLUBS Ricochet, tags Nick, and Jack scoops to BACKBREAKER! Nick slingshots to add the LEG DROP!

Nick tags Matt, Matt tags Jack, and they set Ricochet up again. Feed to a HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The fans cheer, Matt winds up, mule kick to the gut! Then a wheelbarrow and VICTORY FACEBUSTER! Jack adds a RUNNING DDT! Cover, Kaun breaks it! The fans boo but The GOA runs up, only for Th eBucks to DUMP them out! Then The Bucks DIVE to take GOA out again! Jack bumps Ricochet off buckles, ROCKS him, and CHOPS him! Jack puts Ricochet in the ropes, Matt has Kaun draped from the apron, and they all coordinate. Nick DRAPING SWANTONS Kaun to the floor while Jack DRAPING DDTS Ricochet in the ring!

The fans fire up again, Jack covers Ricochet, TWO! Ricochet shows that toughness, but Jack SLAPS his bald head! Jack whips, Ricochet reverses, but Jack BOOTS Ricochet! But then Ricochet distracts the ref for Kaun to trip Jack up! Ricochet DUMPS Jack out, tags Liona, and Kaun sends Jack into railing! And apron! And repeat! Then more railing! Ricochet CANNONBALLS onto The Bucks, Liona runs up to POUNCE Jack into the timekeeper’s area! The Demand stands tall and cheers themselves on while the fans boo, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ring count climbs while The Demand soaks up the heat and talks trash. Ricochet taunts Jack about the count climbing, then plays it up as Jack hobbles. Jack rolls in at 8, but Lion SPLASHES right on him! Cover, TWO! Jack survives, but Liona drags him up to BODY BLOW! Tag to Kaun, and Kaun CHOPS Jack! Kaun pushes Jack down to a cover, TWO! Kaun stomps Jack down, drags him over, and scoops to SLAM! Tag to Ricochet for the KNEE-BOARD SENTON! Ricochet then pushes Jack back down, stands on his hair, and pulls his arms! The ref reprimands and counts, Ricochet stops at 4, then tags Liona.

Liona BLASTS The Bucks while Ricochet & Kaun double whip Jack to a corner. Ricochet JUMP KICKS, ROUNDHOUSES, and that sends Jack into a SHOTGUN! Jack is back in the corner, and Liona HIP ATTACKS! Ricochet adds the SWINGING DROPKICK! Liona snapmares Jack to a cover, TWO! Jack survives again and The Bucks rally the fans. Liona tags Ricochet, they mug Jack, then Ricochet clamps on a chinlock. Jack endures while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally as Jack fights up and fires body shots, but Ricochet CLUBS him down! Ricochet brings Jack around to whip and- COMEBACKER from Jack!

The fans fire up while both men are down. Jack and Ricochet crawl, hot tag to Nick! The fans fire up as Nick throws hands on Ricochet, on Kaun, and on Liona! Ricochet kicks low, he and Kaun double whip, then DOUBLE HIP TOSS, but Nick lands out! Nick gives Ricochet & Kaun a meeting of the minds! Then Nick knuckle locks Ricochet, hurdles Kaun, and mule kicks Kaun before he goes up, up, “LUCHA LIBRE~” FLYING ARM-DRAG! Ricochet tumbles and the fans fire up again! Nick tags Matt, but Liona CLOBBERS them both! The fans boo as Liona SMACKS Matt off buckles, Kaun has Nick, and they whip The Bucks at each other.

The Bucks dosido and duck lariats! The Gates crash into each other, then The Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK! The Gates fall, The Bucks go up, and they coordinate, MACHO ELBOW for Liona and SWANTON for Kaun! The fans fire up as Matt then sends Nick to a corner to go up, out, and PENALTY KICK Liona! Matt slingshots to then CUTTER to the floor! Nick RAMS Ricochet, slingshot and DESTROYER! Matt hurries back in, Jack sets up on the apron while Matt puts Ricochet on ropes. Jack ASAI MOONSAULTS The Gates while Nick DOUBLE STOMPS Ricochet into the POWERBOMB from Matt! Cover, TWO!!

Ricochet survives and the fans can’t believe it, but The Elite reset. Tag to Jack, Jack climbs with Nick, “This is Awesome!” as Matt scoops Ricochet. But Ricochet slips free to SHOVE Matt into them! Then Ricochet tags Liona for him to SPLASH Nick in the corner! Liona fireman’s carries Nick, then adds Matt to the stack! And then Kaun CLUBS Jack to add Jack to the stack?! TRIPLE SAMOAN DROP!! The fans go nuts seeing Liona’s incredible strength! Liona drags Jack up with a waistlock, tags Kaun, and Kaun tags Ricochet. The Gates set up, and Kaun puts Jack up top. Kaun CHOPS Jack, climbs up, and SUPER DUPER PLEX for the Power!

Liona DIVING HEADBUTTS for the Glory! Kaun PLANCHAS onto The Bucks while Ricochet springboards in, 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Jack survives the onslaught and Ricochet is shocked! The fans rally up but Ricochet dragon sleepers. VERTI- NO, Jack slips up and out! Jack waistocks, Ricochet switches, GERMAN SUPLEX, but Jack lands out! Jack runs up but Ricochet dodges! Jack TIGER WALL FLIPS to GERMAN SUPLEX!! But Kaun SPLASHES Jack in the corner, and RUNNING BRAINBUSTER! Kaun blocks a Superkick from Matt and Liona HEADBUTTS him! Nick leaps in, but into a HEADBUTT! But Jack SUPERKICKS Kaun!

Liona grabs at Jack, Jack SUPERKICKS him, but Liona doesn’t budge! Jack SLAPS and CHOPS away, but Liona just snarls! Jack runs, wheelbarrows, but into a CUTTER from Kaun! Ricochet has Jack again, VERTIGO!! Cover, THE BUCKS BREAK IT! The Gates TOSS The Bucks, the fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” But Ricochet locks ‘n’ loads, takes aim, SPIRIT- NO, Jack ducks, but the V-TRIGGER finds him! Ricochet lifts, POWER POWER- POISON RANA!! Then The Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Ricochet! They DOUBLE SUPERKICK Kaun! SUPERKICK for Liona! ANOTHER SUPERKICK for Liona! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Liona!!

Liona wobbles, but Jack joins in, TRIPLE SUPERKICKS!! The fans are thunderous as Matt hoists Ricochet up in an Electric Chair! Jack gets the assist to go up, up, and then Nick ESCALARAS to take out The Gates! ELITE DOOMSDAY on Ricochet! Then B T E TRIGGER!! Into The GLASS BREAKER KNEE!! Cover, The Elite wins!!

Winners: Jack Perry & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

The fans wave their hands for Tarzan Life, but wait! MARK DAVIS & JAKE DOYLE ATTACK! The fans boo as the Don Callis Family strikes! COUNT TO OUOCH for Nick! HAYMAKER for Matt! Then Liona THROWS Jack into the crowd! Jake Something rips his shirt off, just to CHOKE Matt with it! The Jackal is loving this as The Demand mugs Jack! Lance Archer & CLØN are here, too, taunting The Bucks as they continue to suffer! But wait! Injured as they are, Kevin Knight & Mike Bailey rush out here, armed with sticks! They CLOBBER Clon & Archer! The fans fire up as Bailey brings his hockey stick, and Knight has just a piece of wood with barbed wire on it!

But as soon as JetSpeed gets in the ring to go after Davis & Doyle, the lights go out!? And when the lights come back on, IT’S EL IDOLO!! Andrade is back in AEW and he CLOBBERS Knight! And he LOW BLOWS Bailey into THE MESSAGE!! We saw Andrade in NJPW to help The United Empire, and now he has returned to AEW to help The Don Callis Family! The fans boo, but Don Callis says good work, gentlemen! The Jackal has El Idolo and Jake Something in the fold, will nothing stop The DCF from taking over AEW?

Oh, and speaking of initials, FTR is here, helping wheel Stokely Hathaway out here. They also like what they see, but will they have to contend with The Family in the near future?

 

Renee Paquette is in the ring.

Dynamite returns with the table all set, and Renee says, “Ladies and gentlemen, it is my absolute honor to welcome out the human ray of sunshine. She is also the NEW TBS Champion, Willow Nightingale!” The fans cheer as The Babe with the Power is also the Babe with Two Belts! She is joined by her besties, Harley Cameron and Kris Statlander, and these champions all go to the ring to celebrate Willow dethroning Mercedes Mone after 584 DAYS! Renee says Willow is now a double champion, a TWO-TIME AEW TBS Champion, and that has to feel really good to start 2026. Also the lights get screwed up so they put a spotlight on Willow.

Willow says oh yes, she is feeling great, feeling complete. Because this is the first stop in the Double Champ Willow Two Belts Tour, right here in Tulsa, Oklahoma! And Willow knows, when you win the title, that is when the hard work truly begins. You put your head down, you get ready for the next challenger, but she also knows that it is very important to take in the good moments, smell the roses, celebrate when things really matter. So she is here with Renee! She is here with her beautiful, busty, blonde badass babe, Harley Cameron, the other half of the AEW Women’s Tag Team Champions.

And we’re also here to celebrate a reunion! Because Willow is reunited with her beautiful TBS Championship! That’s pretty sweet, but she’s also been reunited with the AEW Women’s World Champion, the incomparable, the amazing Kris Statlander! The fans cheer as Kris kisses Willow on the cheek. Willow says it’s gonna be a good time! They’ve got some sweets, cuz let’s face it, ya gurl loves cake. Fans chant, “We Want Cake!” and Willow says they gonna get cake. But the one thing Willow loves most of all is the fight, and she says if someone wants to challenge for the TBS title, if they wanna challenge for the tag titles, come get some!

Willow will even do two fights in one night if she has to! That is what pro-wrestling is about! The fans cheer that! Willow says since this is pro-wrestling, we all know somebody in the back wants to crash the party. They don’t want us to have a good time. The fans boo that, but Willow says she’ll invite whoever is waiting. And she knows “Miss Thang” is back there, really wanting to say something, so Mercedes Mone… Come on and join us! The fans are torn on that, but yes, The CEO makes her way to the ring. And she wears a white version of a funeral outfit, at that. Mone goes to the ring, wipes tears from her eyes, and Willow says she is always so fashionable.

And they have so much to celebrate together! Mone had an unstoppable 2025! PWI’s Number One Woman! Sports Illustrated’s Number One Woman! She has gone from country to country, company to company, and racking up those titles. She is now #UltiMone. Willow had to dig deep to get that TBS title back. But Willow is once again the Face of TBS! The fans cheer that! Let’s cut cake and have a great time! Mone takes off her hat, eyes still wet with tears. Willow wants Mone to calm down, but Mone throws a fit by throwing food! She even tips the table over! Kris saves the cake, at least. The fans boo Mone being a party pooper!

Harley tries to cheer Mone up with a party popper, but Mone just SHOVES Harley down! And then she runs up on Willow, but Willow dodges, tripping Mone up in the process, and Mone hits the cake face first! The fans boo but Mone freaks out more! So Willow kicks her, and gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB onto what’s left of the cake! Well, Mone wanted the spotlight, and now that spotlight is on her humiliation. The fans cheer Willow as she starts a party train, leading Harley, Kris, and even Renee around the ring. But to Willow’s point, who will step up to her, Harley & Kris in hopes of taking those titles for their own?

 

Mark Briscoe speaks.

The Sussex County Chicken is back home as he says, “First of all, big shoutout to the NEW TBS Champion, Willow. Way to go, girl, good job, you make The Conglomeration look good, I’m proud of ya. Now let’s get to work. It’s 2026, and I’ve been your TNT Champion since November 2025, got one successful title defense. But other than that, I’ve been sitting back enjoying a lot of Continental Classic action. And it’s been absolutely amazing. But now that it’s behind us, back to your regularly scheduled programming. And I’m your TNT Champ, the workhorse champ of professional wrestling. So you know I’ve had some time to rejuvenate, regenerate, recalculate.

“And physically, I’m feeling good, I’m feeling dangerous. But mentally, I ain’t doing so good. You can ask me, ‘Chicken, why you ain’t doing so good? You the champ! You should be happy!’ Well, I tell ya, it’s been too long. I got an itch that needs scratching. I got a dog that needs feeding, it’s just been too long… since I whooped a man’s ass. That being said, I was tickled to death to hear that Hechicero is the next challenger for the TNT title, back where the title reign began, the Don Callis Family, it’s come full circle. Well, y’know, Hechicero, I know you a bad man that can get it done in the ring, but lemme do something real quick if you don’t mind.”

Mark reaches down and he picks up his “magic ball.” Saturday, TNT, Collision, Mark sees it clearly now! He picks up the title and says it ain’t going nowhere! Just like the TBS title that his girl, Willow, has ain’t going nowhere! Just like them Women’s Tag titles ain’t going nowhere! The Conglomeration are all kinds of strapped up! So let him leave you with this: The Word, or Phrase of the Day is… REIGN AND DEFEND! Briscoe is all fired up, but will he get Hechicero to #ManUp? Or will The Alchemist of Lucha Libre soon be the NEW Face of TNT?

 

The Triangle of Madness speaks.

Thekla mockingly applauds and cheers how Kris Statlander finally found some friends. But is Kris really this insecure? Do words affect her so much that she was compelled to reunite with a woman she actually hates? Julia Hart says, “The lies are written all over your face.” Skye Blue says, “A friend of yours is a victim in wait.” Thekla wonders when Kris will “accidentally” hit Harley in the face again, or hit Willow with a light tube. In fact, let’s find out! How about Kris and her “friends,” congrats on all being champions by the way, and see how long they all last against this. And make no mistake, the Triangle of Madness aren’t three friends. They’re three sisters!

They are bonded by blood, they are the Daughters of Violence, so come on friends, let’s get toxic. And so, for Maximum Carnage next week, we will see this Six Woman Tag! Will the champions of AEW stand tall together in the desert? Or will Thekla, Julia & Skye leave them all out in the cold?

 

Bandido VS Sammy Guevara!

Before The Most Wanted ROH World Champion faces The Scumbag AEW World Champion in Phoenix, “Everyone’s Favorite Pillar” vows to do something so heinous tonight, that Bandido will be out and Sammy will be in that title match instead! Will Sammy stop at nothing to have his “destiny” fulfilled? Or will The Outlaw have the hot hand going into Maximum Carnage?

The bell rings and the fans all rally behind Bandido. Sammy and Bandido step up, and Bandido offers a Code of Honor handshake. Sammy says okay, but then he just flips Bandido off. The fans boo but Bandido just aims his finger gun! The fans cheer, Sammy and Bandido tie up, and Sammy wrenches. Bandido wrenches and wristlocks back, but Sammy spins, flips, and wrenches to wristlock. Bandido rolls, handsprings, and arm-drags, but Sammy holds on! The fans boo as Sammy wrenches again. The fans rally for Bandido, and Bandido reaches back to cravat and go up and over! Bandido shoves but Sammy rebounds to wheelbarrow.

Bandido back suplexes but Sammy lands out to BOOT Bandido! The fans boo but Sammy soaks it up with a bow. Sammy says bang, runs, but into a drop toehold onto ropes! Bandido runs, but Sammy bails out! The fans boo again but Sammy says he needs a breather! Sammy goes over to commentary to tell them he was just warming up. Bandido waits on Sammy, Sammy goes to the apron, and he HOTSHOTS Bandido to then bump off buckles and GAMANGIRI! Bandido staggers, but he BOOTS Sammy off the apron! The fans fire up, Bandido builds speed, but Sammy steps out of the way! Sammy says he’s too smart but the fans boo again.

Bandido goes to the apron, Sammy turns around, BOOT! Seems Sammy’s not that smart! The fans cheer Bandido on and he fetches Sammy. Sammy SPITS MIST into Bandido’s face! The fans boo but Sammy QUEBRADA TORNADO DDTS to the floor! Sammy lounges on the desk, and even he knows Dynamite is going picture in picture.

Sammy takes his time swaggering and talking trash on Bandido, then he even takes Schiavone’s headset to tell the fans stuff. Sammy then SUPERKICKS Bandido down, finishes talking trash and he gives Schiavone his headset back before he runs to the steel steps. Sammy uses them to get up and FLYING AX HANDLE Bandido! Sammy puts Bandido in the ring, soaks up more heat as he steps inside, and he drags Bandido back up. Sammy snap suplexes, then floats to a cover, TWO! Sammy goes to the corner, climbs up, and takes aim. Sammy builds up the energy, then hops down to SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!

Bandido toughs it out but Sammy soaks up more heat while talking more trash. Sammy then goes back to Bandido and brings him into a chinlock. Bandido endures, fights up, and fireman’s carries! Sammy flails to fight free, then waistlocks. Bandido fires elbows to get free, then he runs, but into another SUPERKICK! Sammy hurries to cover, TWO! Sammy argues the count but it was fair, so Sammy puts Bandido on the ropes. Sammy CHOKES Bandido, soaks up the heat while he flexes, but hops off at 4. Sammy brings Bandido back up and back around into the chinlock. Bandido endures again and fights back up.

Bandido fires body shots, Sammy CLUBS him down, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Sammy back suplexes, but now Bandido lands out! Sammy avoids a buzzsaw to SUPERKICK! Then he runs to CHOP Bandido down! Sammy then winds it up, and he CHOPS again! Sammy soaks up the heat, runs up again, but Bandido dodges to CHOP! The fans fire up as Bandido CHOPS, CHPOS, and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Bandido winds up, but Sammy ducks the next chop to BODY BLOW! Sammy CHOPS, whips, but Bandido reverses. Sammy reverses back, LARIATS, and runs corner to corner, only for Bandido to follow!

Bandido LARIATS Sammy, runs corner to corner, but Sammy follows to LARIAT! And repeat! And then Bandido fakes Sammy out to duck a lariat and CALF KICK him down! The fans fire up with Bandido, and he aims from the corner. Sammy runs up, but Bandido UPPERCUTS! Then Bandido goes up, TORNILLO! The fans fire up again, and Bandido gorilla presses Sammy! ONE HAND SLAM! Bandido then BOOTS Sammy and Sammy tumbles out, for Bandido to FLY! Down goes Sammy and the fans fire up again! Bandido roars as he rises and the fans cheer him on. Bandido catches his breath, then brings Sammy up.

Bandido puts Sammy in the ring, waits on him to stand, then springboards in. Sammy dodges, CODE- NO, Bandido blocks it, but Sammy still makes it a MONKEY FLIP! Bandido hits the ropes then tumbles to the floor! The fans boo as Sammy sets up at the corner. Sammy wipes the blood from his nose but has a grin on his face as he climbs. Sammy SUPER DUPER SHOOTING STAR ATTACKS! The fans fire up for that, and Sammy shouts he’s gonna be world champion! Sammy puts Bandido in the ring while fans tell him, “You Still Suck!” Sammy waits on Bandido, then torture racks, GO TO HOS- NO! Bandido stops the GTH!

Bandido wants a torture rack, but Sammy just torture racks Bandido again! GO TO- NO, Bandido snatches Sammy to a cradle, TWO! BOOT! Sammy is on the ropes, Bandido deals the hand, but Sammy springboards! FLYING CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Bandido survives and Sammy is beside himself! The fans still rally for Bandido as Sammy tries again. Bandido CLAWS Sammy’s eyes, shoves and POP-UP CUTTER! Then a BOOT! Sammy is back on ropes, Bandido deals the hand, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX! Sammy flips Bandido off again before the JUMP KNEE! Then the MASS DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Bandido survives and the fans are fired up!

Sammy is speechless as Bandido still reaches up. “This is Awesome!” but Sammy throws down fists. Sammy drags Bandido up, throws more hands, then says he’s gonna be world champion! Sammy aims, but Bandido blocks the superkick! The fans cheer as Bandido FLIPS Sammy, into a V-TRIGGER!! Sammy is on the ropes, Bandido deals the BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido wins!!

Winner: Bandido, by pinfall

The Dynamite Diamond Ringbearer is victorious, but wait! MJF interrupts the celebration by making his entrance. The fans are torn as The Scumbag gets sparkler rain for his pyro, and Jon Cruz hands him a mic as they go down the ring together. MJF has them cut his music so he can then talk to Bandido. “My God, buddy! That was one heck of a match, my friend! Everybody, give it up for Bandido, huh? Yeah!” The fans do cheer, and MJF says this is one talented little luchador. But to be honest, guys, if anyone knows about lucha libre, it’s MJF! MJF sold out Arena Mexico multiple times, and is the former CMLL World (Light) Heavyweight Champion!

MJF even beat the so-called top star in Mexico, dog-walked him really. What was his name again? Mistico? Who cares. But the bottom line is, ladies and gentlemen, MJF is a lucha legend! If they’re being really honest, and no offense, MJF is a bigger star in Mexico than Bandido will ever be! But MJF’s bar is super high, that’s no shade on Bandido. To be honest, MJF thinks Bandido has a lot of potential. He really does. MJF sees something in Bandido. Bandido is talented. And because MJF respects Bandido’s talent, his culture, and his country, MJF brought out his good friend and translator, Johnathan Cruz, to make sure we don’t get any wires crossed.

MJF has Jon translate into Espanol, and Jon tells “Bandido, Bandido, Bandido…” Congrats on winning big here on AEW Dynamite. But while Bandido is a world champion, he does not compare to MJF! MJF is the world champion of AEW, and was the world champion of CMLL! Bandido has nothing to compare to that. And most important of all, MJF beat the man Bandido never could, the idol of CMLL, Mistico! Jon has Bandido stay calm, and MJF thanks Jon for that. Plus, it is highly professional of Jon to come to a dump like Tulsa to do his job. No one wants to be here, what a mench.

But seriously, Bandi, like MJF said, you’re a good kid and you’ve got moxie. But let’s hope you’re smarter than you look. Because as everyone knows, MJF has six beautiful Dynamite Diamond Rings to his name, yet he’s come out here with not a single one of them on. Bandido shoves off his ring, and the fans tell MJF he’s an “A-HOLE~!” MJF says no, he’d like to think that Bandido is respectful to know that the Dynamite Diamond Ring on his finger doesn’t belong to him, it belongs to MJF. The fans boo, but MJF says with all due respect, please hand that ring over. They can skip the world title match next week, they all know MJF would beat the crap outta Bandido anyway.

The fans keep pouring on the heat, but MJF says if Bandido does the right thing, scout’s honor, MJF will talk with Tony Khan and put Bandido over. In fact, MJF will wrestle Bandido live on PPV… in like five or ten years. That’s a fair build! Translate again, Jon! But Bandido stops Jon from speaking, snatches that mic, and he tells MJF, “Hey, I can speak English, YOU STUPID SON OF A B*TCH!” MJF is amused now, and he says okay, we can all just calm down. LOW BLOW! The fans boo as MJF gets Bandido outta nowhere, then he STEALS the Dynamite Diamond Ring! The fans boo as MJF puts it on his pinkie, and puts Triple B on the mat.

Jon stands Bandido up, MJF winds up, but Bandido ducks! DYNAMITE DIAMOND RING into Jon! MJF panics, but Bandido LOW BLOWS MJF in return! And yes, he takes the ring back! Bandido puts it on his finger, then winds up, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX on Jon Cruz! MJF stumbles and leans on ropes, Bandido says he’s got another one for ya! BLACKJACK 21 PLEX on MJF! The fans fire up as Bandido is dealing out aces! He holds up Triple B, and says he’ll be back for this next week. Will there truly be Maximum Carnage in Phoenix? Or will MJF find a way to keep the title around his waist no matter what?

 

Brody King speaks.

“When people watch my wrestling, or they listen to my music, they think of violence as a bad thing. Violence puts food on my family’s table. Violence protects my friends and loved ones. Sometimes, violence IS the answer. When you think of big men in this business, you think of a giant monster yelling his head off. That’s not me. I don’t have to scream to get my point across. Whether it’s jumping off a stage or dropping people on their heads, this is me. When I do this, I want everyone whose watching to know, Brody King is coming for the throne.”

 

Toni Storm VS Marina Shafir!

After helping The Conglomeration handle The Death Riders, things have gotten even more personal between The TIMELESS One and The Problem! But will Toni continue to win in the New Year? Or will Marina force feed her some of Mother’s Milk?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Marina powers Toni to the ropes but the ref counts. The fans cheer Toni on while Marina lets off, but then Marina trips Toni! Marina scuffs Toni, but Toni gets up in a fury! Marina backs off to the other side, but Toni drags her back in! Marina trips Toni, Toni kicks but Marina cartwheels through to then headlock. Toni fights up, Marina wrenches her and SAYANAGI! The fans rally for Toni but Marina flips her over and ties up the legs. Marina ELBOW DROPS the legs, but Toni fires elbows into Marina. Marina hooks that arm, floats around, and flips Toni back over.

Toni kips up, arm-drags free, but Marina storms back up. Toni ducks the roundhouse, snapmares Marina, snapmares again, then snapmares again! And BOOT! The fans fire up as Toni then builds speed, HIP ATTACK! Marina falls from apron to floor and the fans fire up! Toni slides out, brings Marina up, and CLUBS her against the apron! Then Toni brings Marina around to SMACK off the steel steps! Wheeler Yuta & Daniel Garcia appear ringside but they stay back. Toni puts Marina in, then glares at the Death Riders. She tells them off, but Marina headscissors Toni to drag her into the ring! But Toni makes it a high stack! TWO!!

Toni almost had Marina, but then Marina URENAGES Toni! The fans boo but Marina soaks up that heat while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Marina rains down forearms on Toni, then steps off to walk around. Marina then drags Toni up, whips her to a corner hard, and winds up to KICK! Marina fires forearms against the ropes, then puts Toni in a corner for more! Toni staggers, Marina stalks her, and Marina fires forearms and KNEES into Toni again and again! Marina sits Toni down, then digs her foot in. The ref counts, Garcia & Yuta talk trash, but Marina stops at 4. Marina argues with the ref, then stalks Toni to a corner. Marina CHOPS Toni, then follows her to another corner. Toni winds up to CHOP! But Marina CHOPS Toni down! Cover, TWO!

Marina is annoyed but she clamps onto Toni with a chinlock. Toni has the ROPEBREAK and Luther rallies the fans. Marina drags Toni up to snap suplex! Marina drags Toni by her hair, then KICKS her in the back! Toni writhes, but Marina scuffs her. Toni goes to ropes, Marina puts her in a corner, and Marina CHOPS! Toni is stinging but Marina brings her around to SAYANAGI! Marina drags Toni by a leg, ties up the legs, and pulls her into a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Toni endures, pops free, and covers, TWO! Toni trips Marina to a cover, ONE! Toni ROCKS Marina, but Marina ROCKS Toni back! Dynamite returns to single picture as the shots keep going!

Toni fires a flurry, but Marina clinches to shout, “Do better!” Marina then kicks Toni low! Marina puts Toni in the ropes, CHOKES her again, but the ref counts. Marina runs and TIGER FEINT SPIKES Toni off the apron! Then she BOOTS Toni back into the ring! The fans rally harder but Marina high stacks, TWO! Marina is annoyed again, and she clamps onto Toni to drag her up. Marina mocks the dancing around Toni and Orange Cassidy were doing, then swings her for a SWEEP! The fans boo but Marina acts like she doesn’t know why. Marina looms over Toni, waistlocks, and then stands Toni up to ripcord and ROCK Toni in the back!

Toni drops to her knees but the fans rally as Marina stands her up again. Marina dances with Toni again, dips her, then winds her to DECK her! The fans boo but Marina brings Toni back up. Marina whips Toni to a corner, but Toni rebounds to SHOTGUN! The fans fire up as Toni hikes up those shorts! But Marina is back up and she BOOTS Toni down! Marina says this is it, but Toni UP KICKS! Toni then winds up to HEADBUTT! BIG PACKAGE!! YUTA YANKS THE REF OUT! The fans boo, but the ref says NOPE! DISQUALIFICATION!

Winner: Toni Storm, by disqualification

Yuta & Garcia suck at cheating and they just cost Marina! Toni turns around, Marina DECKS her!! But here comes Mina! But Marina BOOTS Mina down onto Toni! Deja vu from a week or so ago, but now Luther storms into the ring! Marina stares him down, but Yuta & Garcia say bad move, butler! BUT WAIT! Roderick Strong slides out here! And Orange Cassidy’s music hits! The fans cheer as The Conglomeration hold the Death Riders at bay! Marina leads the way out, but then Claudio Castagnoli jumps in! The Death Riders have him stand down, they did the damage already. Will there be a Mixed Nuts tiebreaker in the near future?

Speaking of mixed company, Orange Cassidy is a gentlemen as he helps both Toni and Mina to their feet. Luther disapproves, but perhaps Mina is starting to warm up to Cassidy. Will 2026 still be as Freshly Squeezed as 2025?

 

Backstage interview with PAC.

Renee is with The Bastard and says while Pac is a Death Rider, he is also very much his own man. Darby has gotten at least one win on every Death Rider except for Pac, when and where will we see the rematch? Pac says he is not here to oblige Darby. He will be very clear: Pac has wrestled Darby twice, and he has beaten Darby twice. So that relationship is very well established: Pac is the winner, Darby is the loser, period. But then Darby storms in! Darby says he went through Hell for over a year because of The Death Riders, but he’s beaten every single one of them except Pac. Darby wants this rematch.

Pac tells Darby that he does not call the shots. Well, Darby is not taking no for an answer. Pac says believe it or not, Pac doesn’t exist to pander to the likes of Darby. Jog on, bonnie lad, Pac’s not interested. Darby seethes while Pac turns away, so Darby just grabs a fire extinguisher! Darby uses the smoke to BLAST Pac! Pac sputters and coughs, then Darby CLOBBERS him into the garage door! And then CLOBBERS him with his skateboard! And then drags him into the doorway! Darby threatens to break Pac’s ankle if Pac doesn’t give him the rematch! Darby SLAPS Pac, and Pac says okay! He’ll get what he wants!

Yuta & Garcia rush in, Darby slips away into the night! The Relentless One has the match he wants, but will he get the revenge he seeks? Or will Pac make sure the record is 3-0 in his favor?

 

Lights Out Tag Match: Hangman Page & Swerve Strickland VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Hook!

To think The Millennial Cowboy and The Realest would still be fighting on the same side. But it if means clearing out Samoa Joe’s pawns, they’ll gladly do it! This fight is unsanctioned and anything goes, who survives the first Dynamite of 2026?

Hangman makes his entrance from the crowd, and he even accepts a drink from a fan. Swerve also enters from the crowd, Prince Nana still vibing to the song. The lights go out, flicker back on, and that means it is on! The brawl begins in the ring, but Hobbs TOSSES Hangman while Swerve TOSSES Hook! Swerve goes out after Hook but Hook KNEES low! Hobbs and Hangman trade forearms, and Hangman ROCKS Hobbs! Hook whips but Swerve reverses, and Hook is sent into railing! Hobbs sends Hangman into barriers, Swerve SHOVES Hook into the apron, then drags him up onto the apron. Swerve fireman’s carries, but Hobbs makes the save!

Hobbs LARIATS Swerve, he mocks the “Whose House” chant, then goes out after Swerve. Hobbs grabs a chair, brings it over to Swerve, and he CHOKES Swerve with it! Hobbs stands Swerve up, takes a swing, but Swerve ducks! Chair hits POST, and Swerve BOOTS Hobbs! Hobbs staggers away, but Hangman finds him with a chair of his own! Hangman JAMS Hobbs up, then puts the chair around Hobbs’ head! Hangman POSTS Hobbs! Hobbs falls, and now Swerve has Hook alone in the corner! Hook tries to crawl away but Swerve drags him back in! Hangman is also there, and he goes up a corner! Swerve drags Hook around the way while Hangman takes aim.

ARIHARA MOONSAULT onto Hobbs! APRON DEATH VALLEY for Hook! The fans fire up for the Most Dangerous Men in AEW as they stand over The Opps, and the lights finally come back on in full. Hangman rolls into the ring, Swerve drags Hook around, and Swerve CHOPS Hook down! Hook sputters, but Swerve digs his boots into Hook! Hangman has the chains at the ready and Swerve brings Hook back around. Swerve puts Hook int he ring, but Hook freaks out! Hook runs away, Hangman chases him, but Hobbs CLOBBERS Hangman! Swerve PLANCHAS Hobbs down for it! The fans fire up, and Swerve goes back up to take aim again.

Swerve aims, but Hook ROCKS Swerve first! Swerve and Hook brawl on the edge, and Swerve just smirks. Swerve BOOTS Hook, then runs up, but into a clinch! T-BONE PLEX on the apron! The fans go nuts while all four men are down, and Dynamite goes picture in picture!

Nana coaches Swerve up but Hobbs & Hook have Hangman. Hobbs HEADBUTTS Hangman again and again, then ROCKS him with a forearm. Hobbs scoops Hangman to SLAM him on the apron! And SLAM him again! And again! Hobbs flips off the fans while he soaks up heat, but Hangman BOOTS him! And BOOTS him again! And BOOTS him into railing! The fans cheer while Hobbs slumps down. Hangman goes looking under the ring, and the fans cheer as he brings out a TABLE! Hangman gets the table in the ring, then steps in to grab at Hook. Hook scurries away, Hobbs hurries in, but Hangman gets Hook back in the ring.

Hobbs CLUBS away on Hangman, then he BLASTS Swerve off the apron! Hobbs drags Hangman in, and he suplexes Hangman high and hard! Hook props the table up in a corner, then helps Hobbs with Hangman. They mug Hangman in a corner, and Hobbs HAMMERS away! Then Hook digs his boots in while Hobbs taunts the fans. Dynamite returns to single picture once more as The Opps double whip Hangman corner to corner. Hangman stops short of the table, then ROCKS Hook! And ROCKS Hobbs! And repeat! Hook flounders, Hangman BOOTS Hobbs! Hangman runs up on Hook, but Hook slips around and clinches, EXPLODER through the table!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Hangman survives, but Hook goes out to snatch a chair. Hook brings that chair to the ring and wedges it into a corner. Hobbs RAMS Hangman into buckles, then goes corner to corner, but Hangman slips free! Hangman RAMS Hobbs into that chair! Hook fires hands but Hangman slips under to SLEEPER! Swerve hands Hangman the STAPLER! Hangman STAPLES Hook’s arm! And his shoulder! And his chest! Hook is stinging in pain, but he gets a POP-UP POWERBOMB! The fans fire up as Hangman then goes for Hobbs! Hobbs blocks the stapler to LARIAT Hangman! But Swerve gets in, only for Hobbs to kick low!

Hobbs suplexes Swerve, but Swerve has the stapler! STAPLE after STAPLE to the chest! Hobbs lets Swerve down, but then suplexes through the pain! Swerve gives more staples but Hobbs’ meaty chest is tougher than that! Swerve slips free of the suplex, and Hangman has a piece of table! SMACK to Hobbs’ head! Then STAPLES TO THE NUTS!! No one is tough enough to take that! ROLLING ELBOW and down goes Hobbs!! The fans are thunderous, and Swerve coordinates with Hangman. The fans tell them they’re both sick, but Swerve & Hangman double down by bringing out… a PALETTE OF CINDER BLOCKS!!

The fans fire up as we get another reference to the shared and very violent past between these two! Hangman & Swerve get those blocks in the ring, though they get stuck on the skirt. The fans rally as Hangman drags Hook over, but Hook scrambles away again! Hobbs JAMS Hangman with a chair, JAMS Swerve with it, then SMACKS Hangman! Swerve avoids the chair, BLASTS Hook, then dodges the chair again! GERMAN SUPLEX on Hobbs! But Hobbs is right back up to CLOBBER Swerve! The fans boo but Hobbs drags Swerve onto the blocks! The fans freak out already as Hobbs aims with the chair!

NANA gets in there, and he snatches the chair! The fans cheer Prince Nana, but now he’s in trouble. Hobbs steps towards Nana, and SPLASHSE the chair into him!! Swerve grabs Hobbs! But Hobbs switches, shoves, and SPINE- NO, Swerve fights that with a GUILLOTINE! Hobbs RAMS Swerve into the corner, runs, but Swerve BOOTS him! Swerve grabs that chair to JAM him up! And SMACK him on the back! And SMACK again! And again! Hobbs drops to his knees, Swerve goes up, and KILL- NO! Hobbs catches Swerve! WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS SLAM on the cinder blocks!!! Cover, HANGMAN BREAKS IT!!

The fans fire up as Hangman now runs to LARIAT! Hobbs stays up, so Hangman ROLLING ELBOWS! Then Alabama- NO, Hobbs HAMMERs the lift! Hobbs puts Hangman on the apron, but Hangman BOOTS him! But Hook YANKS Hangman down! Hangman is furious, but Hook avoids the haymaker, and the Opps Dojo grunts jump Hangman! The fans boo as the grunts do the dirty work! They get Hangman up for Hook to JAM up with a pipe! They put Hangman in for Hook, then mug him some more! The fans boo but now the grunts mug Swerve! The fans call BS but there’s nothing to do under No Disqualification rules.

Hobbs ties Hangman & Swerve up with their own chains! The fans boo as the chains are like collars choking the two of them! Hobbs CHOKES them, but Nana manages to sit up and shout at Hobbs! Hobbs asks what Nana just said. Hobbs steps closer, and Nana THROWS COFFEE AT HIM!! The fans fire up as Hobbs is flailing from the heat! Hook DECKS Nana for it! But Hangman & Swerve stand together quite literally, and they fire off BOOTS on the grunts! Then Swerve FLIPS Hangman up and over so they can start giving out CHAIN LARIATS! Then they BOOT the rest of the grunts! Swerve goes out to BOOT another one!

Hook EXPLODERS Nana just because! But Hook doesn’t realize what’s going on in the ring! Hangman spins Hook around and grabs him by the neck! Hobbs runs up, but Hangman dodges! Hobbs CLOBBERS Hook! The fans fire up and Hobbs panics! Hangman DISCUS LARIATS Hobbs down, then loads up on the apron! BUCKSHOT into a SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, HOUSE CALL for Hobbs!! Swerve hurries to the corner and the fans fire up again! Swerve rises up, lines it up, but then he reconsiders. Swerve aims and SUPER KILL STOMPS onto the grunts!! Hangman then has Hobbs, and Alabama Lifts! And Swerve goes back up!!

KILL SHOT DEADEYE COMBO on the cinderblocks!!! Hangman roars and the fans are losing their minds! Hook is also freaking out, but he storms in and SHOVES Hangman into Swerve! Roll up with tights, TWO! REDRUM, but Hangman RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook desperately grabs the pipe, but Hangman grabs it from him! Swerve HEADBUTTS Hook down! The fans fire up again as Hangman brings the chain back in. Hangman wraps it around his arm, and he FULL METAL ROLLING ELBOWS Hook back down! Hangman still isn’t done with Hook, he wraps the chain around Hook’s head and neck!

Hangman sits Hook up, Swerve asks, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” FULL METAL HOUSE CALL!! Hook sputters, but this isn’t enough for their revenge! The fans are thunderous as Swerve sets Hook back up for the FULL METAL BUCKSHOT!! And then, Hangman HANGS HOOK!!! Hook coughs and sputters, but he TAPS!! Hangman & Swerve win!!

Winners: Hangman Page & Swerve Strickland, by submission

The Opps tried to stack the deck, but you never play games with men as dangerous as Hangman & Swerve! Will nothing stop them from tearing down Samoa Joe on their road back to the AEW World Championship?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for Dynamite that wasn’t just a go-home episode to Maximum Carnage next week but a great episode on its own. They really pushed the overrun but I wonder if that’s because of MJF and Jon Cruz talking as much as they did. Bandido had an awesome match with Sammy, and then he stands tall over MJF & Cruz, so yeah, MJF is going to retain the title for Maximum Carnage. I really hope MJF doesn’t steal the diamond ring, him having that as a weapon is a really tired gimmick.

Great Continental Title Eliminator, and while I was expecting them to use up the time limit, pushing it as close as they did was great stuff. Eagle eyed fans pointed out that Shelton was already teary eyed when he made his entrance, hopefully all is well in the Benjamin family, but I could understand if this was after unfortunate news. Toni VS Marina was a great match, and with such a blatant disqualification finish, I feel like we are definitely getting one more Mixed Nuts something type of match to settle things. Everyone wants more Roddy and Marina, and you GOT to give the people what they want. Also, I like the interesting triangle being made of Toni, Mina & Cassidy.

Great “celebration” of Willow’s win, though the AEW production team still really needs to get their act together. Mone being sent into a cake and then SLAMMED onto the cake needed to be fully lit by the house lights. But good promo from Triangle of Madness, there’s the very Six Woman Tag I predicted, thereby leading to Thekla VS Kris and Julia & Skye VS Willow & Harley. The Don Callis Family brings in even more members, and interesting move to kayfabe hurt JetSpeed to give The Bucks their return moment. Awesome Six Man Tag for it, and with how Jake Something Doyle and Andrade El Idolo are getting in on this story, could we see a massive 6v6? Y’know what? Kenny, Bucks, Jack & JetSpeed VS Andrade, Mark Davis, Jake Something & The Demand, Stadium Stampede!

Darby threatening Pac to get his rematch was an interesting move, and certainly for it being all in one night. Why not have Death Riders back Darby off tonight, then Darby tries again on Collision or next week at Maximum Carnage? Or are they going to put Darby VS PAC on Maximum Carnage? Well, they could still have Darby chase Pac down for Collision and fill time on that show, but whatever. And then awesome Lights Out Tag, though they kinda took “lights out” literally for that first part. But naturally, a bunch of Opps randos attacked only to be dealt with, and that makes the win for Hangman & Swerve even better. Nice use of the stapler, the stunt cinder blocks, and the chain choking spot, but there have been wilder Lights Out matches.

My Score: 8.9/10

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