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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (8/4/24)

B Block, Round 6!

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We will, we will ROKU!

B Block moves to round 6, and tonight’s main event sees Reiwa Musketeers, Yota Tsuji and Ren Narita, battle in the name of their factions! Will Los Ingobernables de Japon or the House of Torture take the night?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The United Empire VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano & Shoma Kato; The United Empire wins.
  • Gabe Kidd & Jake Lee VS Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma; Gabe & Jake win.
  • Tetsuya Naito & Shingo Takagi VS SANADA & Taka Michinoku; Naito & Takagi win.
  • G1 Climax 34 B Block: Boltin Oleg VS David Finlay; Finlay wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 B Block: El Phantasmo VS Yuya Uemura; ELP wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 B Block: Jeff Cobb VS HENARE; Cobb wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 B Block: Hirooki Goto VS Konosuke Takeshita; Goto wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 B Block: Yota Tsuji VS Ren Narita; Yota wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current A Block standings!

Evil: 5-1, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-2, 8 points
Shota Umino: 3-3, 6 points
Shingo Takagi: 3-3, 6 points
Tetsuya Naito: 3-3, 6 points
Sanada: 3-3, 6 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-3, 6 points
Great-O-Khan: 2-4, 4 points
Jake Lee: 2-4, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-4, 4 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings!

David Finlay: 3-2, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-2, 6 points
Henare: 3-2, 6 points
Jeff Cobb: 3-2, 6 points
Yuya Uemura: 3-2, 6 points
Ren Narita: 3-2, 6 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-3, 4 points
Yota Tsuji: 2-3, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-3, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-4, 2 points

 

G1 Climax 34 B Block: Boltin Oleg VS David Finlay w/ Gedo!

The Kazakh Juggernaut is trying to stay afloat, but the IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion is trying to break away. B Block is congested, but who clears things up with a victory tonight?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two stare down. They circle, feel things out, and Finlay goes for a leg, only for Oleg to stop him and waistlock. Oleg rolls Finlay to a cover, ONE, but Oleg holds on. Oleg rolls Finlay again, Finlay rolls to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Oleg lets off, and Oleg eggs Finlay on. The fans cheer, Finlay says fine, and he circles with Oleg. They tie up again, Finlay waistlocks, and they end up on ropes. The ref calls the break, Finlay slowly lets off, then he shoves Oleg. Oleg shoves Finlay down! The fans cheer, Finlay gets up, and Oleg headlocks him. Finlay powers up and out, only for Oleg to RUN him over!

Oleg runs again, to RUN Finlay over again! The fans fire up and Oleg drags Finlay up! Finlay fights the gut wrench, escapes, then bails out of the ring. Finlay regroups with Gedo, they tell Oleg to back off, and Oleg waits. Finlay takes his time returning, then steps inside. The two reset, then Finlay SPITS at Oleg! Oleg chases Finlay out of the ring, around the way, and back in, only for Finlay to WRECK Oleg with a dropkick! Finlay goes out to RAM Oleg into the railing, then he fires hands! Finlay SHOVES Oleg over the railing, and Oleg tumbles onto the commentary table then the floor! Finlay flexes but the fans are torn.

Finlay leaves Oleg behind to flip off the fans, and the fans boo back. Finlay even flips off Hiroyoshi Tenzan on commentary because he can. Oleg drags himself up, the ring count starts, and Oleg hops the railing to be ringside. Oleg makes sure his elbow pads and kneepads are just right before he gets back in, but then Finlay stomps away! Then Finlay fishhooks Oleg’s face! The ref reprimands, so Finlay lets off to drop an elbow on Oleg’s back! Oleg writhes, Finlay pushes him to a cover, ONE! Finlay KNEES Oleg in the side! Gedo applauds, and Finlay KNEES Oleg again! Finlay stands on Oleg at the ropes!

The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Gedo cheers. Finlay steps off Oleg, drags him up, then scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Oleg writhes but Finlay covers, TWO! The fans cheer, Finlay flips them off, then he goes back for Oleg. Finlay drags Oleg around to put in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Oleg endures, claws at the mat, and fights his way over, but Finlay traps both arms again! Finlay bends Oleg, the fans rally, and Oleg again fights his way over! ROPEBREAK! Finlay lets go but he brings Oleg up. Oleg ROCKS Finlay! And ROCKS him again! Finlay kicks low, snap suplexes, and he covers, TWO! Oleg is still in this and the fans cheer.

Finlay barks it up, takes aim, and Oleg rises. Finlay runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT! Finlay reels Oleg in but Oleg suplexes! Finlay fights that, throat chops Oleg, then whips. But Oleg reverses to SIDE SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Oleg rises while Gedo coaches Finlay. Finlay stands but Oleg fires forearms on him! Oleg HAMMERS away in the corner, stomps a mudhole in, but lets off as the ref counts. The fans fire up more, and Oleg stands Finlay up. Oleg CHOPS Finlay off his feet! Oleg stands Finlay up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Finlay falls to the mat!

Oleg storms up, and he RAMS Finlay into the corner! Finlay falls over, Oleg huffs ‘n’ puffs, and the fans rally up. Finlay rises, Oleg runs up, and he STINGER SPLASHES! Oleg keeps moving and he CLOBBERS Finlay! Then SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Finlay survives but Oleg roars and the fans fire up. Oleg gut wrenches, to Shake, Rattle and THROW! The fans fire up again and Oleg rises. Oleg scoops Finlay, SLAMS him, then VADER BOMBS onto knees! Finlay saves himself, though maybe double-edged given Oleg’s size. Finlay hauls Oleg up to IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

The fans cheer as Oleg survives. Finlay is mildly amused, and he hauls Oleg up. Oleg resists the lift to back drop Finlay away! Finlay runs up, clinches, but Oleg uses that to BELLY2BELLY Finlay first! And we hit 10 minutes as Oleg kips up! The fans fire up with Oleg and he aims from a corner. Finlay sputters, Oleg storms over to go up, up and VADER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Finlay stays in this, but Oleg drags him up. Fireman’s carry, but Finlay fights free! Finlay fires a forearm, Oleg fires back, and repeat! Oleg ROCKS Finlay and Finlay wobbles! Finlay comes back to fire another forearm! Oleg ROCKS Finlay again!

Finlay fires a flurry of forearms, but Oleg ROCKS him again! Finlay rebounds to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Oleg stays in this and the fans fire up again. Finlay hauls Oleg up, fireman’s carries, and he ROLLING SENTONS! Cover, TWO!! Oleg survives Finlay’s attempt at his finish and Finlay is stunned! But Finlay vows to end it here! Finlay drags Oleg up, suplexes, but Oleg fights that off! Finlay gets around to GERMAN SUPELX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Oleg hauls him up! Fireman’s carry and KAMI- NO, Finlay slips free, roll-up, TWO! Oleg fireman’s carries, SNAP KAMIKAZE!

The fans are thunderous, Oleg roars, and he fireman’s carries again! KAMI- NO, Finlay slips free to lift! And POWERBOMB!! That’s impressive in itself! Finlay hauls Oleg up, for OVERKILL!! Cover, Finlay wins!

Winner: David Finlay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Oleg earns 0)

The NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champion put up one hell of a fight, but he could not topple the IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion. Will there be no denying the Rebel what he wants now?

 

G1 Climax 34 B Block: El Phantasmo w/ Jado VS Yuya Uemura!

The Headbanga is hanging his head in frustration as he flounders at the very bottom of this very competitive block. Can he light that fire inside while facing The Heat Storm? Or is ELP just one loss away from burnout?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as ELP stays in his corner. Yuya steps forward, offers a handshake, and the fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” ELP steps up, shakes Yuya’s hand, and the fans cheer. The two circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. ELP headlocks, grinds the hold, but Yuya powers up and out. ELP runs Yuya over, flexes, and the fans cheer. ELP runs, Yuya stays low to then hurdle. Yuya hip tosses, but ELP is right up! Yuya arm-drags ELP and has the armlock. ELP fights up, moves around, but Yuya hammerlocks to headlock. Yuya grinds the hold now but ELP fires body shots. ELP powers out, but Yuya runs him over.

Things keep moving, ELP drops down to then hurdle, but Yuya blocks hip toss to hit a hip toss! Yuya arm-drags ELP again and the fans cheer! ELP is frustrated, and he fights up again. ELP puts Yuya in a corner, Yuya lets go of the arm, and ELP stands up. ELP ROCKS Yuya, CHOPS Yuya, then ROCKS Yuya again! And CHOPS again! Yuya puts ELP in the corner to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! The fans fire up, Yuya whips, but ELP reverses. Yuya goes up and over, then arm- NO! ELP blocks the arm-drag to reel Yuya in, CORNER SNAP SUPLEX! Yuya tumbles to the apron and ELP shakes out his arms.

ELP storms over to drag Yuya up, but Yuya is deadweight. The ref checks Yuya, who is breathing but rather dazed. ELP drags Yuya up and around, then scoops to SLAM! ELP then drops a knee right on Yuya’s head! ELP flips Yuya over to then go up and FALLING AX HANDLE! The fans cheer while Yuya sputters again. ELP storms back over, eggs Yuya on, then slaps him around. This is the G1, Yuya, get it together. ELP brings Yuya up, CHOPS him, and Yuya leans on ropes. ELP eggs Yuya on again, and even brushes the ref aside to stand him up. ELP whips, but Yuya reverses to SAYANAGI and ARM WRINGER!

Yuya’s awake now and the fans rally up. Yuya runs up to basement dropkick! ELP crawls away to a corner, and Yuya rises again. Yuya drags ELP up to CHOP! ELP turns things around to CHOP! Yuya turns things around to CHOP! ELP sits down in the corner and the fans fire up. Yuya shakes out an arm, storms back up on ELP, then stands him up. Yuya wrenches and wrangles ELP, then drops an elbow on the elbow! And another! And another! Yuya clamps onto the arm but ELP fights the double wristlock. ELP throws elbows into Yuya’s cheek, but Yuya pulls on the arm! ELP scrambles around, and has a ROPEBREAK with his foot!

Yuya lets go and keeps his cool, and Jado coaches ELP. Yuya stands ELP up, but ELP fires forearms! The fans rally, ELP runs, but Yuya UPPERCUTS at the ropes! Yuya runs, but ELP follows, then RANAS! Yuya tumbles out, the fans fire up, and ELP handsprings to then build speed, and DIVE! Direct hit, and ELP practically sits on top of the railing as they both keep going forward! The fans fire up as ELP tumbles down, and Yuya is stuck on the railing! ELP gets up to DUMP Yuya over into No Man’s Land, then drags him back up. ELP ROUNDHOUSES Yuya to have him lean against railing. The fans rally as ELP goes back to the ring.

ELP climbs, and he lines up the shot… But Jado says no, that’s too crazy! ELP says, “G1, BABY!” SUPER THUNDERKISS 86!! Direct hit and both men hit the next layer of railing! The fans are thunderous while both men are down again! ELP drags himself up, the fans fire up again, and ELP storms over to Yuya to drag him along. ELP brings Yuya back into the ring and the fans cheer. ELP then climbs the ropes again, SWANTON BOMB! And LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Yuya survives, the fans fire up, and ELP feeds off that energy. ELP drags Yuya up to the straitjacket and torture rack, but Yuya fights it!

ELP still lifts Yuya, BURNING- NO, Yuya lands on his feet! Yuya fires a forearm, ELP ROCKS him back! Yuya ROCKS ELP! ELP grits his teeth, the fans rally, and ELP winds up to- ARMBAR TAKEDOWN from Yuya!! Yuya pulls on the arm, ELP rolls back and has an ANKLE LOCK! Yuya flails, reaches out, then rolls! ELP is sent into buckles, then Yuya rolls him up! TWO!! Yuya kicks low, reels ELP in to underhook, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX into the ARMBAR! ELP clasps hands to fight it, and he rolls around. Yuya holds on, now it’s a DISARMER! ELP scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Yuya lets go at 10 minutes, and the fans rally again.

Yuya rises, drags ELP to a drop zone, then he goes up the corner. ELP rises, Yuya leaps, but ELP gets under! Yuya rolls through, comes back, but ELP BOOTS him! ELP goes up, TORNADO DDT! ELP rolls through to haul Yuya up! Straitjacket, torture rack and BRAIN SALAD! ELP goes right up to THUNDERKISS 86!! But his bad arm won’t let him cover! ELP crawls back, has the cover, TWO!! Yuya survives because of the delay! The fans fire up while both men are down! Jado coaches ELP, he rises up again, and he throws off the elbow pads. ELP slashes his throat, vowing to end this now!

ELP drags Yuya up, reels him in, but the bad arm bugs him. ELP still tucks Yuya’s arms, but Yuya fights the lift! Yuya powers up and out, full nelsons, but ELP ELBOWS free! Yuya ELBOWS ELP! ELP ENZIGIRIS back! And then SAIDO!! But Yuya’s right up!? SNAP GERMAN!! ELP sits up, sputters, and both men rise. ELP roars, Yuya runs up, ELP LARIATS!! ELP gets moving, but Yuya is up to DROPKICK him down! The fans are thunderous again as both men are on the mat! The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” but it is Yuya who crawls his way over. Yuya waistlocks, drags ELP up, and keeps him from ropes.

ELP fights the lift, victory roll with crossed legs! TWO!! Yuya escapes, gets around, but ELP bucks the O’Conner! Yuya comes back to waistlock, ELP fires more elbows! Yuya uses that to full nelson! DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!!! ELP narrowly escapes and the fans are thunderous! Yuya roars, he hauls ELP up and cording holds the arm! ELP fights the other, and rolls up, SCHOOLBOY BRIDGE! ELP WINS!!!

Winner: El Phantasmo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yuya earns 0)

The Headbanga is still at the back of the pack, but this was a powerful victory! Will this be the loss that keeps Yuya from the playoffs? Or is it too soon to call “spoiler” yet?

 

G1 Climax 34 B Block: Jeff Cobb VS HENARE!

Now this is a sight to behold. The United Empire fights itself as Imperial Unit collides with the Face of Fury! Will it be the NJPW World Television Champion or NEVER Openweight Champion that conquers round six?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the behemoths stare down. They give a nod of respect, then back up, so they can run in! They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Cobb pushes Henare back. They RAM shoulders, RAM again, then RAM again. Cobb fires a forearm so Henare returns it! The forearms go back and forth, the fans rally, and Cobb gets the edge! But Henare fires all in return! Henare runs, RAMS Cobb, but neither budges! Cobb runs to RAM Henare, but again neither budges! Henare runs to RAM Cobb, Cobb rebounds to FLYING SHOULDER Henare down! The fans fire up while Cobb waits on Henare.

Henare rises, Cobb CLUBS him on the back. Henare goes to a corner, Cobb RAMS into him! And RAMS into him again! Cobb whips corner to corner, runs in, and RAMS in again! Henare snarls, but Cobb fires a forearm. Henare leans into the shot! Cobb fires more, but Henare backs Cobb down! Then Henare ROCKS Cobb! Cobb goes to a corner, Henare runs in, but Cobb BOOTS! Henare still LARIATS! Henare fires off fast hands from all sides! The ref counts, Henare HEADBUTTS Cobb, then snapmares. Henare KICKS Cobb in the back! Then SENTONS! Henare growls while he watches Cobb go to ropes.

Henare stands Cobb up to whip, but Cobb fights the scoop! Cobb CLUBS Henare, and GUT WRENCH PLEXES! Henare tumbles away, the fans rally and duel, and Cobb storms his way over. Cobb KNEES Henare in the back again and again, then UPPERCUTS Henare in the back! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Cobb stays cool, and he stomps Henare down. Cobb stands on Henare to surf! The fans cheer, Cobb copies the Haka, then steps off. Henare snarls, and he KICKS Cobb’s leg! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! Cobb JABS back! Cobb whips, runs in at the corner, but Henare ELBOWS! Henare goes up, FLYING CHUCK!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Henare rises, stretching out his beat up back. Henare drags Cobb up, fireman’s carries, but Cobb fights the lift! Cobb CLUBS away on Henare, but Henare clinches! Cobb fights with elbows, then he fires a flurry of forearms! But Henare gets around! Henare wants the full nelson but Cobb fights it while reaching forward! Henare drags Cobb back, into ULTIMA- NO! Cobb RAMS Henare into buckles! CHOP LARIAT! And CHOP LARIAT! Shoutouts to Mark Davis and he puts Henare up top. Cobb climbs up to join Henare, and the fans rally up. Henare fires body shots first!

Henare HEADBUTTS Cobb, Cobb hops down, but then DROPKICKS back! Henare wobbles up top and the fans rally again! Cobb hurries up the corner, and he brings Henare in! STALLING SUPERPLEX!! The fans are thunderous over the ring withstanding that crash landing! Cobb crawls to a cover, ONE!! GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Henare survives all of that, but Cobb says time to take a tour! Cobb hauls Henare up, whips, but Henare holds ropes! Henare BOOTS Cobb, then runs up, into a scoop! ATHLETIC PLEX! Cobb rises again, pounds his chest, and the fans rally up! Cobb hauls Henare up, ripcords, but Henare ELBOW JABS!

Cobb staggers to a corner, Henare runs in, SHINING- NO! Cobb catches Henare for a SPINEBUSTER! FALLING HAMMER! Cobb roars and drags Henare up again! Fireman’s carry, but Henare slips free! Cobb standing switches, shoves, but Henare dodges the elbow! SHINING WIZARD int he corner! Cobb flops over and the fans fire up again! Henare huffs ‘n’ puffs and drags Cobb up. Henare hooks a leg but Cobb fights free! Henare BACK ELBOWS, then clinches to URENAGE!! Cover, TWO!! Henare gets moving, RUGBY KICK! Roll through and whip, for the BERSERKER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans are thunderous again as Cobb survives! Henare grits his teeth and goes to a corner. Cobb rises, Henare stomps the mat! The fans rally, Henare runs in, RAMP- BOOT! Cobb CLUBS Henare’s lariat, to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Henare rises! Henare runs in to RAMPAGE!! Cover, TWO!!! Cobb survives, and this is just the 10 minute mark! The fans fire up as Henare roars, and he rises again. Henare drags Cobb up, reels him in and fisherman suplexes, but Cobb fights it! Cobb shoves free, but then Henare BODY BLOWS! Cobb sputters and Henare fires up again. Henare drags Cobb up, brings him in, STREETS OF- NO, Cobb slips free!

Cobb shoves Henare, Henare ducks ‘n’ dodges, but then so does Cobb! Cobb LARIATS!! Cobb roars as he rises, and he storms over to Henare! The fans are thunderous as Cobb ripcords and TOUR OF THE- NO! Henare slips free to HEEL KICK! Cobb staggers, but he roars! Henare HEADBUTTS him down! Henare goes to a corner, runs up, RAMP- NO, Cobb fireman’s carries him!! F5 THOUSAND!!! Henare sputters from that cyclone, and the fans rally up even harder! Cobb crawls over, Henare sits up slowly, but then Henare flops over. Cobb eggs Henare on, and Henare pushes himself up. Cobb stands and tells Henare to do the same!

Henare sits up, then forces himself to his feet. They both throw up the crowns, but then Cobb reels Henare in! TOUR OF THE ISLAND!!! Cover, Cobb wins!

Winner: Jeff Cobb, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Henare earns 0)

In a battle of champions, in a battle of behemoths, in a battle of United Empire allies, Henare fought like a true warrior, and Cobb allowed him “a warrior’s death!” And in the end, there is still respect between them. Will Cobb go on to conquer the Climax? Can Henare still find his own way into the playoffs?

 

G1 Climax 34 B Block: Hirooki Goto VS Konosuke Takeshita!

The Fierce Warrior may be in the back half of the block, but he’s only one step behind The Alpha! Will Goto #GetBackUp towards the top? Or will Konosuke show us why he is All Elite?

The bell rings and the fans rally up for “GO-TO-O! GO-TO-O!” Goto and Konosuke circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Konosuke uses his height for leverage, but Goto turns things around to put Konosuke on ropes. The ref counts the break, Goto lets off clean and he eggs Konosuke on. They tie up again, and Konosuke headlocks. Goto fights up, powers out, but Konosuke RAMS him! Neither man falls, so Goto runs. They RAM shoulders again, then Goto fires a forearm! Konosuke fires back, they go back and forth and the fans rally up. Konosuke ROCKS Goto, whips, but Goto reverses, only for the TAKESHITA LINE to hit!

The fans fire up as Goto bails out! Konosuke pursues, drags Goto up and to the ramp, but Goto fights the suplex! Goto goes to suplex but Konosuke fires body shots! Konosuke DDTS Goto on the floor! The ref reprimands and says to get this in the ring. Konosuke drags Goto up, brings him over and puts him in the ring, but then drags him to the apron! Konosuke goes up, to APRON DDT! The fans are torn but Konosuke fires them all up. Konosuke leaves Goto behind and the ring count begins. The fans rally as Goto stirs at 4 of 20, and he sits up at 9. Goto pushes himself up to stand at 15 and he slides in at 16!

The fans cheer, but Konosuke runs to BOOT Goto down! Konosuke looms over Goto, eggs him on, then stomps him down. Goto snarls as he sits up, but Konosuke BOOTS him again! Konosuke asks what’s up, and Goto rises. Konosuke ROCKS Goto, but Goto CHOPS! Konosuke ROCKS, Goto CHOPS, repeat! The fans fire up and Konosuke winds up, to ALPHA ELBOW! Down goes Goto and the fans fire up! Konosuke shakes his head, he isn’t done with this. Konosuke stalks Goto to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then digs his knee in! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and he drags Goto up. Konosuke whips corner to corner, but Goto reverses!

Goto runs in, but Konosuke BOOTS! Konosuke runs, Goto follows and LARIATS! Down goes Konosuke and the fans fire up! Goto stalks Konosuke to a corner to fire forearms. Goto whips corner to corner, and he MURAMASAS! Then SAIDOS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Goto brings Konosuke around. Goto fireman’s carries, but Konosuke slips free! Konosuke waistlocks, Goto fires elbows to get free. Goto runs, but Konosuke RANAS him down! Goto tumbles out, and the fans fire up as Konosuke builds speed! Konosuke FLIES and down goes Goto! The fans are thunderous and Konosuke nods.

Konosuke paces while the ring count starts, shaking out his arms. Konosuke goes back for Goto at 7 of 20, puts him in at 9, and the fans cheer. Konosuke goes to a corner while Goto is in the other. The fans rally, Konosuke runs up and forearm SMASHES! Konosuke keeps moving, but Goto follows to LARIAT in the corner! The fans fire up, Goto whips corner to corner, but Konosuke comes back with the JUMP KNEE! Konosuke powers up, runs, but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Konosuke sputters, Goto snarls, and the fans rally up again.

Goto rises, but so does Konosuke. Both men run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! The forearms fly back and forth, and Goto ROCKS Konosuke! Goto roars, but Konosuke fires boxing elbows! Goto roars but Konosuke ROCKS him! But Goto deflects the boot, to spin and- ALPHA ELBOW! Konosuke counters Goto, then reels him in for BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Goto survives and the fans are thunderous again! Konosuke drags Goto up, puts him on the top rope, and then climbs up after him. The fans rally as Konosuke goes to the very top! But Goto fights with body shots! We hit 10 minutes as Goto and Konosuke brawl up top!

The fans rally, and Goto HEADBUTTS Konosuke again and again! Goto then reels Konosuke in, stands on the very top, and SUPER SUNSET BOMBS!! Cover, TWO!??! Konosuke survives and the fans are electric! Goto grits his teeth as the fans rally behind him as hard as they can! Goto drags Konosuke up, dragon sleepers, but Konosuke spins things around! Inverted suplex, into a gut wrench! Tuck and BASTARD DRIVER!! But then right into the WHEELBARROW GERMAN!! Konosuke aims, runs up, but Goto LARIATS first!!! The fans are electric again while both men are down!

Both men stir, and Goto goes to a corner. Goto roars and powers up, to BUZZSAW! Then the fireman’s carry, for G T W!! Cover, TWO?!?! Konosuke survives again but Goto won’t stop! Goto dragon sleepers for- NO, Konosuke spins around to BRAINBUSTER!! Both men are down again, but then Konosuke sits up! Konosuke sits back to gator roll Goto, but Goto fights the suplex! Goto and Konosuke fight for control, and it’s Goto who suplexes! SHOTEN KAI!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!? The fans are electric again but Goto just drags Konosuke up! Dragon sleeper, for- NO, Konosuke spins it again! RAGING- NO, Goto fights free!

Goto and Konosuke run up, Goto HEADBUTTS first!! Konosuke drops, and Goto just snarls! Goto roars, dragon sleepers, and G T R!!! Cover, GOTO WINS!!

Winner: Hirooki Goto, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Konosuke earns 0)

The fans are still erupting over the red hot display of NJPW Strong Style! “GO-TO-O!” may have just turned back the clock to when he last won the G1 in this match, but can he keep it up until he’s won this G1? How much more must Konosuke put into this if he wants to be the Alpha of all wrestling?

 

G1 Climax 34 B Block: Yota Tsuji VS Ren Narita!

Both young men in tonight’s main event match were named to the Reiwa Era Three Musketeers. However, only one can be the best. Will a Gene Blast propel Yota towards the top of the block? Or will he be cheated by the Souled Out Son of Strong Style?

Oh but of course Ren attacks Yota as he steps in the ring! The fans boo as the dropkick takes Yota’s legs out! Ren goes out after Yota, stomps him, and the bell rings to put this on record. Ren SMACKS Yota off the apron, brings him around and stomps him some more. Ren brings Yota up to whip him hard into railing! Abe-san manages to stay upright, but Ren pushes Yota into the ring. Ren then drags Yota to the corner to pull his leg against the post! Red Shoes reprimands, counts, but Ren SLAMS the leg into the post! Yota flops to the floor while fans boo more, but Ren drags Yota up again. To whip him into more railing!

Ren storms over, and he puts the bad leg over the railing to push it against more steel! Ren BOOTS the railing to jam up the leg, then he drags Yota up again. Red Shoes reprimands but Ren drags Yota into the crowd! The Young Lions clear fans out, and Ren BOWLS Yota into chairs! A sloppy strike but still effective. Ren leaves Yota behind, the fans rally up, but Ren brings back some folding chairs! Ren puts Yota’s leg on one, and has the other! Red Shoes stops Ren and the fans fire up! But Ren still SMASHES Yota’s leg on the first chair! The fans boo but Ren leaves Yota behind again. Red Shoes checks on Yota, but Yota won’t let this stop him.

The fans rally as Yota sits up, and he pushes himself up with the chairs. Yota hobbles his way over, though there’s no ring count. Yota makes it back to ringside, and Ren eggs him on. Yota slides in, and Ren runs up to kick the bad leg out! Ren stomps the leg, then drags Yota around to stomp away! Ren drags Yota up to whip him into bare buckles! Ren snuck the Bullet Club Special into this one, and then he drags Yota up. Ren suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer, but Ren grabs the bad leg. Ren drops down for a toehold, and he pulls on the foot! Yota endures, and he turns things around with a body scissor!

Ren pulls the leg again, then shrugs off the chinlock attempt. Yota drags himself and Ren back, to the ROPEBREAK! Ren holds until Red Shoes counts 4, and he stomps Yota’s leg again. Ren drags Yota up, but Yota elbows him! There wasn’t much behind it, and Ren comes back to taunt Yota. Yota stands, to fire another elbow! And another! And another! Yota roars, runs, but Ren slips out of the rana! Ren grabs both legs for a BOSTON CRAB! Yota endures, even as Ren sits back on the hold! Yota fights, the fans rally, and Yota has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, Red Shoes counts, but Ren lets go.

Ren taunts Yota, drags him back up, but Yota fires a forearm. There wasn’t much behind that one, either, and Yota sits back down. Ren stands on the bad leg, then drags Yota up to bump him off buckles. Ren goes corner to corner, blocks the boot, but Yota reels him in! Ren CLUBS the leg before Yota can stomp! Ren runs, but Yota scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Rather double-edged given the bad leg, but both men are down. The fans rally up for Yota and he rises to his feet. Yota storms over to Ren at the ropes, and he fires forearm after forearm! Ren feels those, and Yota whips. Ren reverses to kick the leg! Ren runs, to get run over!

Yota manages to run and SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up as Yota stands again. Yota brings Ren up, but Ren fights the suplex! Ren wrenches out, then CLAWS Yota’s eyes! Red shoes reprimands, but Yota catches Ren’s haymaker into a GUTBUSTER! Yota shakes out the leg, stands Ren up, and suplexes high and hard! The fans cheer, Yota covers, TWO! Yota stays focused and the fans continue to rally behind him. Yota shakes out the bad leg, and he get Ren’s legs, only for Ren to pull Yota’s hair! Red Shoes counts, Ren lets go at 4, then he CHOKES Yota! Yota breaks free, takes a swing, but into an EXPLODER!

Ren goes to a corner, as does Yota. Ren runs up to ELBOW! Ren goes side to side to JUMP KICK! HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Ren clamps onto the leg for a KNEEBAR! Yota endures, even as Ren pulls on the foot! Yota fights around, rolls, but Ren grapevines the leg! Yota has the ROPEBREAK with his other leg! Ren lets go in frustration, but he goes up the corner. Ren grins as he aims, and as Yota stands, HELL’S- NO, Yota dodges the flying knee! Yota gets around, sunset flips, ONE, but Yota has the legs for a BOSTON CRAB! Now Ren endures the “Young Lion hold” as Yota sits deep! Ren claws around, but Yota drags him from ropes!

Yota sits deep again, and the fans fire up! Ren claws at the mat, powers up, but Yota puts all he can into this hold! Ren still fights the ROPEBREAK! Yota lets go, and the fans rally up as he roars! Yota drags Ren up, points to the sky, and fans fire up again. Yota goes up, and up, but Ren shakes the ropes! Yota drops back and falls over! Ren hurries to bring Yota up, clinches, but Yota fights the lift! Yota CLUBS away, then BACKBREAKER! FLATLINER! STOMP! The fans cheer the Gene Combination and Yota goes to a corner. Ren flounders but Yota takes aim. Ren rises, Yota grins and runs in, but Ren catches the bad leg into the KNEEBAR!!

Yota endures as Ren has the grapevine on tight! Yota fights but Ren thrashes the leg! The fans rally, Yota powers his way forward, but Ren lets go to drag Yota back! Ren steps through but Yota rolls him up! TWO, and Yota HEADBUTTS Ren down! We hit 15 minutes while the fans fire up! Yota roars, hauls Ren up, fireman’s carry for the SWINGING SPINEBUSTER! Cover off “70 Cross,” TWO! Yota drags Ren up, suplexes, but Ren slips free to RAM Yota into Red Shoes! The fans boo but then Ren hits the DOWN TO DIE! Ren then goes for his corner, and his pushup bar! The fans boo but what did they expect from this guy?

Ren grins as he dares Yota to stand. Yota rises, but he dodges the pushup bar! SUPERKICK! The fans cheer and Yota STOMPS Ren down! Ren sputters and the fans rally for Yota. Yota sits Ren up, to KNEE him down! Yota shakes out the leg, the fans rally, and Yota goes up and up and MAROON- NO, Ren dodges! And he shoves Yota at Red Shoes! Yota stops himself, but Ren LOW BLOWS Yota!! Another obvious choice by Ren! And then Ren goes up and up and MAROON HELL’S GUILLOTINE! Cover, TWO!!! Yota survives, and did he LOW BLOW Ren in return!? That was a Tribal Chief level move there!

Ren complains but Red Shoes doesn’t know what Ren’s talking about! The fans rally for “YO~TA! YO~TA!” Yota nods and rises up. Ren also stands, and Ren fires a forearm! But Yota grins and fires back with a flurry! Yota DECKS Ren, and the fans fire up! But then Ren CHOKES Yota! So Yota CHOKES back! Yota suplexes, ORANGE CRUSH!! Cover, TWO!! Ren survives and the fans rally up for Yota. Yota roars and he powers up! The fans cheer as Yota goes to a corner and takes aim. Ren slowly rises, Yota runs in, GENE- NO, Ren sends Yota into bare buckles! Then CHOP BLOCKS! KNEE STRIKE! And DOUBLE- Yota handstands out of it!!

Yota KNEES Ren back down! Yota reloads, we hit 20 minutes, and Ren flounders up! Into the GENE BLASTER!!! Cover, YOTA WINS!

Winner: Yota Tsuji, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Ren earns 0)

Between these two Reiwa Musketeers, it is the Gene Blast that stands tall! Will Ren have to do more than sell his soul if he wants to win the G1 Climax?

As for Yota, after catching his breath and having his hand raised, he grabs the mic to say, “Oi, Nagoya! This was my first singles match in Nagoya since I returned to Japan. And it was the main event.” The fans cheer that honor! Yota thanks them for their support, it’s how he got the win. The fans cheer again, and Yota continues, “With this win, I’ve pulled even at 3-3. However, as the Spring’s Champion, I can’t afford to be satisfied with that.” The fans like the sound of that. Yota then says, “As a main-eventer, as the leader of this generation, as the New Japan Cup winner, I have to fire this G1 up. ARE YOU READY!?” The fans fire up for that!

Yota grins as the fans chant his name again, and he says, “This Summer belongs to me. Thank you, Nagoya!” Mic drop and the fans cheer again, but is this still the GENE1? Can Yota pull off the historic double tournament win and solidify his spot as the future of NJPW?

 

Here are the current A Block standings!

Evil: 5-1, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-2, 8 points
Shota Umino: 3-3, 6 points
Shingo Takagi: 3-3, 6 points
Tetsuya Naito: 3-3, 6 points
Sanada: 3-3, 6 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-3, 6 points
Great-O-Khan: 2-4, 4 points
Jake Lee: 2-4, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-4, 4 points

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

David Finlay: 4-2, 8 points
Jeff Cobb: 4-2, 8 points
Henare: 3-3, 6 points
Yota Tsuji: 3-3, 6 points
Yuya Uemura: 3-3, 6 points
Ren Narita: 3-3, 6 points
Hirooki Goto: 3-3, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-3, 6 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-4, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 2-4, 4 points


My Thoughts:

Now this was an awesome night for G1! B Block is still incredibly close, and all these matches were hot. Now, I figured Finlay would win out against Oleg, but Oleg continues to look great for being both young and just plain big. The story of ELP is still great, too, with Cobb getting the ball rolling last round so that here against Yuya, ELP finds that fire again and pulls off a big win. Now, Oleg and ELP are both on the bubble, another loss takes them out, but I don’t really see either one making it to the playoffs at this point anyway, so when B Block is back in action on Wednesday, expect them to take those losses.

Cobb VS Henare was indeed big meaty men slapping meat and then some, and perhaps could’ve gone either way. Cobb winning out was the right call, though. Cobb has been going strong both in his skills and as a character, I feel he’s a more likely playoff star at this point. Plus, both guys have titles right now, both of which are essentially “open division,” and that’s plenty for them both to do after the G1. Goto VS Konosuke was most certainly the best match of the night, though. The fans were so fired up for it, they busted out their best, and in not so much an upset as a “return to form,” Goto pulls out an awesome win with it.

As such, it felt like the fans were spent by the time Yota VS Ren came along. Clearly, Yota VS Ren got the main event spot because they are two-thirds of the Musketeers, which I again argue was announced by NJPW way too soon. Yota is really good, Shota is really good, Ren… Hard to say because he’s not just a Heel but a House of Torture Heel. Plus, Ren attacking Yota is just par for the course, fans are probably over that. Like, probably not even Heel Heat but some form of Go Away Heat. Good storytelling on Ren targeting the leg, and then Yota overcoming the bad leg to win out. With this win, Yota will have that tiebreaker on Ren that probably inches Ren out once we reach the playoffs.

My Score: 9/10

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (1/22/26)

TAIGASTYLE steps on the Proving Ground!

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Will Daddy Magic earn a golden ticket?

Lee Moriarty is still ROH Pure Champion, but he’s looking for contenders! Will Matt Menard survive the Proving Ground? Or will he lose in ten minutes or less?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Outrunners VS ???
  • Ace Austin VS Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie; wins.
  • Adam Priest & Tommy Billington VS The Premier Athletes; win.
  • Alec Price & Jordan Oliver VS CRU; win(s).
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith VS ???
  • Billie Starkz & Diamante w/ Athena VS Londyn Dior & Rachael Ellering; win.
  • Satnam Singh VS ???
  • ROH Pure Championship Proving Grounds: Lee Moriarty VS Matt Menard; wins and

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Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (1/21/26)

Straight like that!

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Will there still be a Kali Connection in Evolve?

After falling short in the WWE Evolve Women’s Championship match, Kali Armstrong was taunted by Karmen Petrovic. Will Karmen eat her words tonight?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Evolve Women’s Championship: Kendal Grey VS Wendy Choo; Kendal wins and retains the title.
  • Marcus Mathers VS Braxton Cole; Cole wins.
  • Kali Armstrong VS Karmen Petrovic; Karmen wins.

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Karmen Petrovic walks ‘n’ talks.

“2026 has been a crazy couple weeks, right? WWE ID clashing with PC talent, Harlem Lewis is back, but I’m focused on the stacked and evolving Women’s Division. Tonight, I’m gonna handle Kali Armstrong. Cuz to me, you’ve just been coasting off being the first Evolve Women’s Champion, and pookie, that’s just so last year. You made your first and last mistake when you jumped me over the barricade last week. So tonight, I’m gonna make sure that the difference is made, just not by you.” The Blackbelt Beauty is ready to Shing-Shing, but will she back up everything she’s said? Or will she be hit with a Kali Connection?

 

Wendy Choo is here!

The fans cheer the formerly Sleepy Psycho who is now positive and confident in herself. She grabs the mic to say, “Hey, y’all. New Year, New Me! Do I look good or what? Sheee~!” The fans cheer that. “But in all seriousness, I have three New Year’s Resolutions this year. And that’s to be unbothered, unfiltered, and unapologetic. And let’s be real for a second, it’s been almost a whole year, and I never had a real shot at the WWE Evolve Women’s Championship. So, I’m calling out the woman who opened up Pandora’s Box, and the person you can blame for having me never shut up again, Kendal Grey.” The fans cheer that!

And with that, here comes the Evolve Women’s Champion! Chuey Martinez catches up to Kendal and says wait, she was given the week off given her title defense. What’s she doing already in her gear? Kendal asks why she would need a break. If Wendy wants it, she can get it! Kendal will defend this title right now even! The fans cheer that! Chuey asks if they can do this, and a ref is already sent out here. The ref lets them know, the match is now official! Then okay, Kendal VS Wendy for THE Evolve Women’s Championship! Let’s do it! What a way to OPEN the show! Will the Grey Area stay golden? Or will Wendy catch Kendal off guard?

WWE Evolve Women’s Championship: Kendal Grey VS Wendy Choo!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really ready for anything!

The bell rings and the two circle while the fans rally and duel. They tie up, Kendal waistlocks, and she SLAMS Wendy down. Kendal holds on as Wendy moves around, and she goes for the ARMBAR! Wendy high stacks, TWO! DIRTNAP, but Kendal rolls back to a cover! TWO! Both women back off and the fans cheer the standoff. Wendy and Kendal reset, tie up, and Kendal waistlocks. Wendy arm-drags free, ROCKS Kendal in the corner, then runs side to side for a YAKUZA KICK! Wendy snapmares Kendal, then SHOTGUNS! The fans cheer while Kendal flounders and Wendy heads after her.

Wendy brings Kendal up but Kendal ROCKS her! And SMACKS her off buckles! Kendal slips under, redirects, then ducks the boot! SHOTGUN! The fans fire up while Wendy bails out. Wendy cools off, then storms up to the apron. She avoids the baseball slide to CANNONBALL! The fans fire up again and Wendy is feeling it! Wendy storms over to Kendal while Evolve goes to break.

Evolve returns and Wendy has Kendal in a Tree of Woe! The fans duel as Wendy runs, and she DROPKICKS Kendal outta the Tree! Cover, TWO! Kendal survives but the fans rally up again. Wendy brings Kendal up, suplex, but Kendal fights it to a cradle! TWO, and Wendy has it! TWO and both women stand. Kendal trips Wendy, high stacks, TWO! Wendy tucks Kendal for a cover, TWO! Kendal sits on it, TWO! Wendy has it again, TWO! The fans cheer as both ladies kick low! Then double forearm! Then DOUBLE LARIATS! Both women are down and the fans fire up! The ref checks and both women are okay to continue.

Kendal and Wendy sit up, and Kendal fires a forearm. Wendy fires back, so Kendal fires another. They stand up to throw bigger shots! The fans rally, Wendy CHIPOS, Kendal KICKS and CHOPS and CHOPS! But Wendy CHOPS, CHOPS, and kicks! Kendal ducks the roundhouse to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Kendal runs up, trips Wendy, and spins her around for the slingshot STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Wendy stays in this but Kendal stays on her for a fireman’s carry. Wendy fights free, shoves her away, but Kendal runs up. Wendy pops Kendal to the apron, then avoids a lariat! And another!

Wendy ROUNDHOUSES Kendal, then has her in the ropes! Wendy brings Kendal in, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Kendal survives, Wendy is frustrated, but the fans fire up again! The dueling continues as Wendy hauls Kendal up. Kendal fights the nelson, but Wendy stops the victory roll! DIRTNAP!! Kendal flails and fights around! Kendal arm-drags free, then wrenches Wendy, ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Wendy clasps hands to fight it off, but Kendal pries at that grip! Wendy stacks her again, TWO! Both women stand, Kendal SUPERKICKS Wendy! Kendal hurries to the apron, then up the corner.

Wendy UPPERCUTS Kendal first! Wendy climbs, brings Kendal up, SUPERPLEX! But that’s not all, Wendy rolls it through to BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Kendal survives again and Wendy is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” Wendy looms over Kendal, snatches her into the nelson, but Kendal breaks again! Wendy blocks the superkick to spin and SLAP Kendal! Then the TWIST- NO, Kendal slips through! SHADES OF GREY!! Cover, Kendal wins!

Winner: Kendal Grey, by pinfall (still WWE Evolve Women’s Champion)

Wendy wanted her match, she got her match, but she could not take the title from Kendal! The Grey Area stays golden, but for how much longer?

 

Kali Armstrong finishes watching the match.

She nods and tells Kendal to keep doing her thing as champ, cuz their paths will cross again. Tonight, Kali is focused on Karmen. Karmen keeps asking how Kali gets all these opportunities, but Kali doesn’t see Karmen doing nothing trying to work her way to the top. Other than running her mouth! Damn right Kali carried Evolve as the first Women’s Champion. Karmen must’ve forgotten, Kali already ran through her once. And tonight, it ain’t be no difference. All gas, no brakes ’til she gets that title back! Now get outta her way. Kali is ready to put pedal to the metal, but will Karmen run her off the road?

 

Nikkita Lyons & Arianna Grace visit a psychic…?

They enter the mysterious mystic room, and Lyons asks Grace how she found out about this place. Grace had a giant stack of fan mail, and inside was a coupon for a free psychic reading. And then the lights turn on and the psychic is at her table. “I’ve been waiting for you.” She knew they were coming? Oh, of course, psychic, duh. Grace & Lyons sit at the table, and Lyons asks if she makes her first million this year or next year. And who will she sit next to at the Grammy’s? Oh, wait, is she going to be champion soon? The psychic does palm reading, and says, “Oh. Oh! Oh, my… Ooh…” Is this good or bad?

There is much darkness in their lifelines. OH NO! What does that mean? Let us ask the tarot cards. Five of Swords, conflict and hollow victories. The TEN of Swords, suffering and pain. And lastly… The Tower! Sunset Tower? No, reversal! Destruction! Grace & Lyons freak out, but the psychic says to change their ways! Okay, yes, they will! They will! The psychic keeps telling them to change their ways or else! Does that mean Grace & Lyons will have to… be nice to people?!

 

Evolve congratulates their first graduates!

Eli Knight, Keanu Carver, Sean Legacy, and all three members of The Vanity Project, Jackson Drake, Brad Baylor, and Ricky Smokes, are all officially signed to the NXT roster, as we saw just last night. But even so, Jackson Drake still has a hard road ahead of him with next week’s 3v1 Handicap Match, followed by his title defense against Kam Hendrix on February 4th. Will the Carolina Reaper survive to bring the Evolve Championship to NXT? Or will Wednesdays soon be about Lights, Kam-era, Action?

 

Marcus Mathers VS Braxton Cole!

The war of WWE ID VS WWE PC continues as Philly’s Finest takes on the newest addition to the Evolve roster. Will Mathers make his teammates proud with a big win? Or will Mr. Letterman lead the way into next week’s takeover?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two feel things out. Cole corners Mathers, gets a leg, but Mathers dodges the lariat to fire haymakers and CHOPS! The fans fire up but Cole shoves Mathers away. Mathers dodges the lariat to DROPKICK! And DROPKICK! And- NO, Cole catches him with both hands! Cole TOSSES Mathers to the corner, but Mathers ELBOWS Cole away. Mathers goes up, but Cole trips him off the ropes! Cole runs for a NECKBREAKER DROP! The fans applaud, and Cole clamps onto Mathers to HAMMER him with elbows! Cole grinds Mathers down, then CLUBS him down! And CLUBS him again!

Mathers snarls as he rises up, and the fans rally, only for Cole to CLUB Mathers again. Cole whips Mathers and LARIATS, then covers, TWO! Cole pushes Mathers around, talks trash on him, then drags him up. But Mathers fires body shots! The fans rally for Mathers but Cole UPPERCUTS him down! Cole drags Mathers up, puts him on the ropes, and goes to the apron for a HOTSHOT! Mathers flounders away, but Cole brings him up for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Mathers survives but Cole drags him up for a neck wrench! The fans rally for Mathers as he endures, but Cole puts on the pressure.

Mathers fights up, claws at the grip, and refuses to give up. The fans rally even more, and Mathers fires body shots. Cole UPPERCUTS Mathers down and the fans boo. Cole pushes Mathers around, then stands him up, but Mathers holds ropes to deny the neckbreaker! Cole flounders, comes back, but Mathers dodges the splash! And he BOOTS Cole back! Mathers goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up again, and Mathers CHOPS, ROCKS and CHOPS Cole on repeat! Cole shoves Mathers, but Mathers ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up with Mathers and he goes up, up, and FLYING STUNNER!

The fans fire up again as Mathers waistlocks! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Cole survives and Mathers is frustrated, but the fans continue to rally. Mathers clamps onto Cole, drags him up, and CLUBS away on Cole. Mathers winds up to ROCK Cole, and then brings him back around. But Cole suplexes for the X PLEX! Cover, TWO! Mathers survives and the fans fire up again! Cole is frustrated but he vows to finish this. Cole drags Mathers up, fireman’s carries, but Mathers fights with elbows. Mathers HAMMERS away on Cole, but Cole powers up again. Cole UPPER- NO, Mathers hooks the arm!

Mathers and Cole fight for control! Mathers almost has Cole, but he powers up out of the backslide! Cole flips Mathers over, blocks a kick, but not the ENZIGIRI! And the HOOK KICK! Mathers hurries to the apron, hurries up the corner, but Kam Hendrix shows up just to distract Mathers! Mathers leaps, Cole dodges! Mathers runs up, Cole dodges, and Kam is there! Cole rolls Mathers up, high stack! Cole wins!!

Winner: Braxton Cole, by pinfall

Speaking of handicap, Cole only won because of Kam! And then Kam CHOP BLOCKS Mathers! The fans boo as these two are basically just high school bullies! Team ID says nuh-uh, but Cole hits a DEATH VALLEY BOMB! Wait, someone locked the WWE ID door?! Kam puts a chair on Mathers’ leg! DIVING STOMP!! The fans boo, but Team PC doesn’t care what anyone thinks, only that they get results! Even Brooks Jensen likes how that went. But Keanu Carver’s the one who questions Jensen even being here. Riggins says easy, Keanu. Riggins assures Jensen that Keanu isn’t really a people person, but he’s a stone cold killer.

Jensen says yeah, it’s all good. Now, everyone knows they- Keanu again questions Jensen, how is he part of this? Riggins calms Keanu down again, but Jensen says when Team PC has control, they’re also looking for people to inflict pain on the ID clowns. So hear Jensen out: Let Jensen be one of those guys. Let him inflict pain on Cappuccino Jones. That little punk, what he did to Jensen in the gauntlet, not only will Jensen win, he’ll knock Jones’ freakin’ head off his freakin’ shoulders! Riggins likes that! Presley likes that! Even Keanu likes that. They can make that happen, and more. They’ve got some things cooking.

Jensen heads out, Team PC is starting to like where he’s coming from. Will the Lost Cause get himself a big win on the Performance Center takeover? Or will he fail to bring Cappuccino Jones down from his caffeine high?

 

Harlem Lewis speaks.

“Do you think I give a damn that Kam Hendrix, Keanu Carver, and all those stooges are running the show next week? That doesn’t matter to me. But I heard that Jackson Drake will be here next week. Which means I will be here next week. Team PC and Team ID, they can tear each other to shreds, they can do whatever they wanna do. But while they’re fighting for control, I’ll be fighting for gold. Cuz mark my words, Harlem Lewis IS the next Evolve Champion.” He has put all of Evolve on notice, but who will heed his warning?

 

Kali Armstrong VS Karmen Petrovic!

The inaugural Evolve Women’s Champion has been without that title for almost 100 days, and she is hungry for her second taste. But will she eat up the competition and go right back to the top? Or will is the Shing-Shing about to Evolve?

The big fight introductions are made, and we see who truly holds the “title” of Difference Maker!

The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, Kali drop toeholds, then she slaps Karmen around. Karmen is mad already but the fans cheer. Karmen waistlocks, but Kali THROWS her off! The fans chant, “Too Strong, Armstrong!” Karmen goes for a leg, but Kali THROWS her away again! Kali then whips Karmen to ropes, but Karmen dodges the shot to fire off KICK after KICK! Karmen SOBATS, eggs Kali on, then dodges her! Karmen swings around, crucifix takedown, TWO, but into body scissors! Kali endures the squeeze, and we see Tyra Mae Steele is not only back in Evolve, but she’s watching from the VIP Lounge.

The fans rally as Kali endures, but Karmen shifts to a LEG HOOK NELSON! Kali endures, powers up, and pushes back to a high stack! TWO, and Karmen turns Kali over for a leg clutch cover, TWO! Karmen is right back on with the body scissors, but Kali elbows free! Kali kicks and whips, but Karmen goes up to SOBAT! Karmen runs, tilt-o-whirl SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Karmen CLUBS Kali down and clamps on with the armlock. Karmen gets the fans to chant, “SHING SHING! SHING SHING!” Is that something she learned from Natalya? Kali fights up, fights around, but Karmen grinds her back down to the mat.

The fans rally as Kali endures, and Kali fights back up. Kali pulls hair, KNEES low, and then scoops, only for Karmen to slips free! Kali bucks the O’Conner, but Karmen dodges Kali! Kali tumbles out of the ring, and Karmen builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Kali at the ramp! The fans fire up with Karmen, and she dares Kali to make a difference now! Karmen stands tall while Evolve goes to break.

Evolve returns once more as Kali runs up to RAM Karmen in the corner! Kali RAMS Karmen again and again, stops as the ref counts, and then runs corner to corner to RAM Karmen again! The fans fire up while Karmen slumps down. Kali eggs Karmen on now, then runs around the world to BOOT WASH! Karmen sputters and even Tyra Mae is stunned seeing that. Kali runs again, but Karmen KNEES Kali! Karmen then JUMP KICKS, and she dodges the splash! ELBOW and run, FLYING FOREARM! And another! Then a wrench and SOLE FOOD! The fans fire up as Karmen keeps moving, SLIDING KICK against the ropes!

Kali staggers, Karmen ROUNDHOUSES, and then Karmen runs up to SHING-BLADE! Cover, TWO! Kali survives and Karmen is shocked, but Tyra Mae applauds along with the fans. Karmen suplexes but Kali blocks! Kali wrenches out, kicks low, then whips Karmen. Karmen goes up but gets caught! Kali runs, Karmen slips free, O’Conner Roll, TWO! Karmen rebounds, Kali scoops, POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Kali, and she starts building speed! Karmen stands, but dodges! Kali hits ropes and stumbles, into the PETROFIER! Karmen reloads, PETROFIER AGAIN!! Cover, KARMEN WINS!

Winner: Karmen Petrovic, by pinfall

Kali’s momentum came back to bite her and Karmen arguable scored the biggest win in her career! Even Tyra Mae Steele is impressed. Karmen grabs the mic to say for herself that this is her biggest win in Evolve! Now, it seems to her that the gold blooded killer is #1 contender to the Evolve Women’s Championship! So Kendal Grey, Karmen’s got next! Kendal makes her way back out here, and she applauds Karmen’s win. Kendal has the mic to say they can go next week! She doesn’t stop, she will do it all day! Karmen says okay then! And so, is it official?

We check in with Team PC, as they will be in charge next week. Kam says nah, that ain’t happening next week. PC runs things! And WWE ID got a preview of when Marcus Mathers went down. It will be a full-blown nightmare for them next week. Presley says everything that will happen is justified. Riggins says that reminds him of that clown, Tate Wilder. The cowboy’s gonna learn there are consequences. Kam says the table is set. They take care of Jackson Drake and he’ll become Evolve Champion. Then they’ll control everything! Team PC is ready to do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want! But will it all go according to plan?


My Thoughts:

A very good but also very strange episode. I suppose Evolve is in an adjustment period given all the “graduations” to NXT. Like, I thought them giving us Wendy VS Kendal outta nowhere was to give us a surprise title change, but apparently not. It was a great showing for the new Wendy Choo, though this doesn’t really help her if even her new form isn’t enough to be champion. Kali VS Karmen was a very good main event, but was there some weird editing magic to make it seem as if Kendal accepted the title challenge? And even then, they wouldn’t claim they want the match next week if they knew Team PC wasn’t gonna honor it.

Though that does put good Heel heat on Team PC for saying “LOL No.” I suppose the whole point of PC winning over ID has been to get them big Heel heat, which they have. Them screwing Mathers over was also good Heel heat, really gets you to dislike Kam and Cole. I wonder if the chair spot on Mathers’ leg is to excuse him from Evolve tapings for a minute while he does indie dates. Jensen also wanting credit for being Team PC was a clever promo, and he’ll have a great match with Cappuccino Jones. And at this rate, it does seem Kam will take the Evolve title off Drake, setting him up as the new Heel champion for a Face Harlem Lewis to challenge.

My Score: 8.5/10

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