Coverage
Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (8/29/24)
The Fallen Goddess returns!
Has Spooky Season come early this year?
While Abadon is haunting her, Athena returns to action in an ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Grounds match! Will she be afraid? Be very afraid?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Ground: Athena VS Aleah James; Athena wins and denies Aleah a title match.
- Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Sidney Akeem; Johnny wins.
- Lance Archer VS Ozzy; Archer wins.
- Mina Shirakawa VS Rachael Ellering; Mina wins.
- Six Man Tag: Action Andretti & Top Flight w/ Leila Grey VS Ace of Space Academy; Top Flight wins.
- EJ Nduka VS Demo Diamond; Nduka wins.
- Jacoby Watts w/ Nick Comoroto VS Evil Uno w/ John Silver; Uno wins.
- Josh Woods w/ Mark Sterling VS Barrett Brown; Woods wins.
- Leila Grey w/ Top Flight VS Promise Braxton; Leila wins.
- Blake Christian VS Rosario Grillo; Blake wins.
- Tomohiro Ishii VS Ariya Daivari w/ Mark Sterling; Ishii wins.
- ROH Pure Championship: Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor VS Angelico w/ Serpentico; Lee wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Ground: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Aleah James!
Lexy Nair is of course the special guest ring announcer as we see The Fallen Goddess, the Minion Overlord, and the Forever Champion returning to Esports Stadium! But will Athena continue to be all those things and more? Or will she get caught off guard by AJ from the UK?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Aleah wrenches an arm to a wristlock. Athena powers her way through to wrench right back. The fans chant, “FOR-E-VER! FOR-E-VER!” but Aleah wrenches again. Athena chinbars Aleah to a corner, the ref counts, and Athena lets off at 4. Athena CHOPS Aleah, then scampers away while cheering herself on. Athena eggs Aleah on, and Aleah steps back up. They tie up, Aleah wrenches again, but Athena handsprings through and throws Aleah by her hair! The fans cheer, as does Billie, but the ref reprimands. But Aleah kips up!
Aleah throws Athena down by her hair and Billie complains! Athena complains, too, but that’s a bit of hypocrisy. Athena offers another handshake, Aleah accepts it, but then Athena DECKS her! Athena cheers her own cheap shot, as do the fans, and then Athena drags Aleah back up. Aleah rolls, but Athena wrenches, only for Aleah to ROCK her in return! Aleah cartwheels and MONKEY FLIPS, but Athena lands out! Athena runs back at Aleah, but Aleah redirects her, keeps going, and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Aleah fires up and DOUBLE KNEES in a corner! Then a BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer while Athena scrambles to the apron.
Aleah storms over, but the ref has her hold on as Athena clutches her neck. Athena stands, Aleah grabs at her, Athena HOTSHOTS Aleah down! Athena scowls, and she drags Aleah to the apron. Athena lifts Aleah for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up as Athena shouts, “This is MY show!” Athena YANKS Aleah to the floor, the fans continue to chant “FOR-E-VER!” Athena SLINGS Aleah into railing, puts her back in, and then stalks her. Athena slaps Aleah around, but Aleah KICKS! So Athena SLAPS Aleah down! And slaps her around more! “You think this is a game?!” Aleah fires forearms!
Athena whips, then pops Aleah up, but Aleah RANAS to a cover! TWO!! Athena bumps Aleah off buckles, whips her corner too corner and UPPERCUTS! Athena keeps moving, and she goes side to side to forearm SMASH! Athena snarls, snapmares Aleah, and clamps on a cravat neck wrench! Aleah endures, the fans rally, but Aleah fights up. Athena gives her Kawada Kicks while holding the cravat! Aleah endures, Athena puts on the pressure, but Aleah fires body shots. Athena shoves Aleah, Aleah comes back but Athena dodges the lariat to back suplex! Aleah lands out of it and CLOBBERS Athena! And CLOBBERS her again!
Aleah QUESTION MARK KICKS Athena and Athena goes to the corner! Aleah runs in but Athena puts her on the apron. Aleah ducks the haymaker to HOTSHOT! Return from earlier, and Aleah springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO, and Athena rolls back to deadlift Aleah! POP-UP POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! But Athena just POWERBOMBS again! And then POWERBOMBS her again!! Athena clamps on the CROSSFACE, Aleah taps, Athena wins!
Winner: Athena, by submission (denies Aleah James a title opportunity)
But Athena holds on to make Aleah suffer! She even shifts to have the over-the-shoulder crab! The ref reprimands, Athena does let go but she and Billie shout to not tell Athena what to do! Athena still wants more, and she positions the belt. But wait! THEY’RE HERE~! Abadon storms down to the ring and Athena is again frightened like she was a couple weeks ago! Abadon storms into the ring, stares Athena down, and Billie says baddest one swings firsts! The fans chant “This is Spooky!” and Billie says she doesn’t like spooky. Athena ROCKS Abadon, because baddest- STANDS RIGHT BACK UP! Abadon tells Athena she’s done it now!
The chase is on around the ring! Athena falls like in the movies! Athena apologies, but then Billie CLOBBERS Abadon with the belt! Billie grins as she saves her boss, and she assures Athena that it’s safe now. Athena grins and says Lexy’s her hero! No, it was Billie…! Athena cheers Lexy and holds her hand up, but Billie lets it be. Will Billie ever get Athena’s respect again? But then Abadon sits up! Abadon is truly The Living Dead Girl, will she not stop until she’s taken Athena’s title, and maybe even her soul?
Johnny TV w/ Taya Valkyrie VS Sidney Akeem!
Two men who have had many nicknames finally meet here in ROH! Will Johnny continue to be #TVReady, even after falling short of the ROH World Championship? Or will Sidney completely flip the script?
Mr. & Mrs. TV are a bit saucier with their public display of affection than usual, and Sidney’s rather surprised. The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but then Johnny wrangles Sidney by the arm to get a leg and trip him up! Johnny stumbles but he rolls to recover, and then he gives Taya some more PDA. Wasn’t the entrance enough? Johnny tries to get a chant going, the fans boo, but Sidney SOBATS, KICKS, CHOPS and ROCKS him! Sidney whips, Johnny reverses, but Sidney FLOATING MATRIX DODGES! Then he slips around Johnny, slides under, then UP KICKS! Sidney kips up then SHOTGUN DROPSAULTS!
The fans fire up, Johnny bails out, and he regroups with Taya. Sidney builds speed, Mr. & Mrs. TV split up, so Sidney slows down. Then he adjusts course to DIVE onto Johnny! The fans fire up as Johnny is sent into railing! Sidney storms back over, puts Johnny back in, then he goes up top. But Taya distracts Sidney! Johnny CHOP BLOCKS Sidney and Sidney comes tumbling down! Johnny drags Sidney up, TOSSES him out, then tells fans to shut up. Johnny storms out after Sidney while Taya makes fun of Sidney. Johnny ROCKS Sidney, scoops him, and FLAPJACKS him off the apron!
Sidney flounders, Johnny & Taya kiss again, and Johnny drags Sidney up. Johnny has Sidney against railing, he and Taya talk smack about how hard Johnny’s gonna chop him! But Sidney says just do it already then! Sidney CHOPS Johnny, Johnny pokes Sidney in the eyes! Taya takes off one of her long gloves, and Johnny snatches a fan’s hat! The ref reprimands Johnny and takes the hat back, but Taya CHOPS Sidney! The fans that saw boo but Johnny puts Sidney in the ring. Cover, TWO! Johnny clamps onto Sidney with a chinlock, but Sidney fights around. The fans rally, Sidney fights up, and he fires body shots!
Johnny knees low, clinches and fires more knees! Then he somersaults into a gut wrench and Canadian Rack, for an AK47 KNEE STRIKE! And then the FLYING CHUCK! And the SHINING WIZARD! Johnny puts Sidney in a drop zone, goes up, and STARSHIP PAIN CRASH LANDS!! Johnny spikes himself as Sidney dodges! Taya rallies for Johnny as hard as she can, and Johnny drags Sidney up. Sidney breaks free to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Sidney fires more CHOPS, Johnny ducks, so Sidney DOUBLE CHOPS! Sidney goes up, Johnny uses the ref as a shield! Sidney hesitates, Johnny shoves the ref, but Sidney leaps over to FLYING WHEEL KICK!
Direct hit on Johnny and Sidney hurries to cover! TWO!! Johnny survives and the fans rally up! Sidney brings Johnny up, fires forearms, but Johnny fires back! They go back and forth, the fans on Sidney’s side! Johnny kicks low, ROCKS Sidney again and again, then winds up, but Sidney ducks, SUPERKICKS, and runs! Taya distracts the ref as Johnny pops Sidney up and over, to LOW BLOW MULE KICK! The fans boo but Johnny hits a MOONLIGHT DRIVE! Then he goes up, and STARSHIP PAIN! It hits this time and Johnny covers, Johnny wins!
Winner: Johnny TV, by pinfall
Sidney wasn’t #TVReady, because he didn’t think he’d have to do this 2v1! But will Johnny & Taya prove they’re the main characters of ROH, even if no one else likes it?
Shane Taylor Promotions speaks.
Shane Taylor himself tells Angelico, “You laid out a challenge to the ROH Pure Champion, TAIGASTYLE, Lee Moriarty. I like that confidence, homeboy. Maybe it’s because you were trained by the maestro of maestros, Negro Navarro. Maybe that’s what allows you to party all night, come into a match, and go into that flow state you love so much.” Lee mocks Angelico’s Bernie Lean, and Shane tells Angelico that all that confidence, all that vibing, that still won’t be enough to get you past the best young technical wrestler on the planet. That still won’t be enough to make you a champion!
Lee Moriarty says in Spanish that he knows a little Spanish, and that if Angelico wants a match for this Pure Championship, challenge accepted! Just watch your step, and protect ya neck. Rumble, Pure Champ, Rumble. This title match goes down TONIGHT! Will #TAIGASTYLE show the South African Stud that his llave style won’t cut it in this Pure Renaissance?
Mina Shirakawa VS Rachael Ellering!
The Fighting Gravure Idol, the NEW Rev-Pro Women’s Champion, returns to ROH because nothing is ever enough! Will she strut her way up the ranks until she’s fighting for more gold? Or will the Queen of Strong Style prove her own worth to the powers that be?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. The two tie up, Rachael powers Mina to a corner, then lets off. They reset, the fans rally for Mina, and Mina shimmies and swaggers a bit. The two tie up again and Mina headlocks. Rachael powers up and carries Mina to a corner! Rachael puts Mina up top, then lets off to pat Mina on the cheek. Mina thanks her for that, and then dares her to bring it. Rachael runs up but Mina BOOTS her! Mina gets moving, but Rachael CLOBBERS her! The fans fire up, Rachael keeps moving, but she steps over the dropdown to deadlift Mina! Mina fights free, waistlocks, but Rachael breaks free.
Mina ducks the lariat and slides! Mina smiles and shimmies, and Rachael says yes, very good dance moves. Rachael runs up, but Mina sweeps the legs! Mina KICKS Rachael, and Rachael goes to a corner. Mina runs corner to corner but Rachael dodges! Rachael comes back, Mina slips to the apron! Mina runs Rachael side to side to bump her off buckles! Mina then goes in, ENZIGIRIS, and covers, TWO! Mina keeps cool, brings Rachael up, but Rachael throws her away! Rachael blocks a roundhouse to LARIAT Mina down! The fans fire up, and Rachael drags Mina up. Rachael bumps Mina off buckles, then CHOPS!
The fans “WOO~!” and Rachael stands Mina up again. Rachael CHOPS, the fans duel, and Mina staggers away to another corner. Rachael storms up to CHOP Mina again! Mina wants mercy but Rachael just CHOPS again! Rachael brings Mina out, WRINGS her arm, then basement DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Mina stays in this but Rachael stays cool. Rachael drags Mina up, fireman’s carries, but Mina fights free! ROLLING ELBOW! URAKEN! CALF KICK! Both women are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts, Mina rises first, but Rachael sits up. Mina clamps onto Rachael, but Rachael ROCKS her first!
The fans rally, Mina ROCKS Rachael back! Rachael ROCKS Mina, Mina ROCKS Rachael! Mina fires up and eggs Rachael on! So Rachael fires a flurry! Rachael winds up, Mina dodges the lariat to tilt-o-whirl, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up with Mina and she runs corner to corner again! BIG back elbow, and Mina says one more! But Rachael reverses the whip and she LARIATS in the corner! Rachael keeps moving, and she UPPERCUTS Mina down! The fans fire up, Rachael drags Mina up, and Rachael reels Mina in. The fans fire up for “Women’s Wrestling!” and Rachael has the leg hooked.
Rachael fisherman suplexes, for a FISHERMAN SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO?!? Mina survives and the fans fire up! Rachael is a little frustrated now, and the fans rally up. Rachael aims from a corner, “SQUISH~!” Rachael runs up, but Mina avoids the senton! Ghost pin, TWO!! Rachael escapes, but Mina knuckle locks, CHOPS, and fires up! The fans cheer, Mina goes up and up, and she FLYING KNEE DROPS! Then she puts Rachael in the drop zone, fires herself back up, and climbs up top! Rachael stirs, but Mina still FLYING SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Rachael survives and Mina cannot believe it! But then she fires back up!
Mina drags Rachael up, the fans rally, and Mina dragon sleepers. Rachael powers free, ROCKS Mina, but Mina comes back with fast hands! ROUNDHOUSE! Mina runs, but into the BOSS WOMAN- NO, Mina slips free and wrangles Rachael into GLAMOROUS COLLECTION MINA! MINA WINS!
Winner: Mina Shirakawa, by pinfall
A powerful battle between rising stars, but it is the star of Stardom that snatches victory away! Mina shows Rachael respect with a bow and an offer of the handshake. Rachael shows respect back with the handshake, and the fans cheer. But wait! Taya sneaks back in to CLOBBER Mina! And she TOSSES Rachael! The fans boo but the self-proclaimed Main Character ruins the moment! Then she literally steps on Mina on her way out! Will Taya go after Mina’s gold on her way to taking the ROH Women’s World TV Championship?
Backstage interview with Rachael Ellering.
Lexy Nair is with The Queen of Strong Style and personally welcomes her back. This was her second match back after her injury, it was against Stardom’s Mina Shirakawa, and while a great showing, it was her loss. How is she feeling otherwise? Rachael thanks Lexy for the welcome back, and losing always stinks. Mina is tough, but this is proof Rachael just has to keep working and getting better. Harley Cameron walks in to mock Rachael saying, “Better, better, better.” Harley then “apologizes” for interrupting but says she is looking for ROH. Uh, she’s here. Oh, well, then nice to meet you. Rachael says this is deja vu. Harley, they already met.
No, Harley doesn’t like mustard. But she does remember now. This is “RE.” Good to see you again, Reh! Harley enjoyed her match out there. Who did she wrestle again? Um, no, she’s Rachael Ellering, and she faced Mina Shirakawa. Oh, yes, of course. Did she win? No… Oh…! Oof, ouch. But hey, if you fall down five times, just get up six. Anyway, very nice to see you again, Reh. Harley then pulls Lexy in close to ask if ROH is just hiring anyone these days. But hey, Reh, don’t give up on the dream, kid! Harley leaves and Rachael says, “Kid? Kid? Kid…” Harley has always been a couple cans short of a six pack, but will Rachael make sure she remembers the name?
Jacoby Watts w/ Nick Comoroto VS Evil Uno w/ John Silver!
Well this is an interesting encounter. On the one hand, Watts has charmed the Freak Beast into being a follower, though he is most assuredly a false prophet. Meanwhile, Uno has been there and done that when it comes to creating a cult-like following. Will even Uno be saying, “Praise be to HE?” Or will Uno convince Watts & Comoroto to #JoinDarkOrder?
Just like last time, Watts grabs a mic to introduce himself, and he says he wants to grow his flock. So he asks if Uno and his “purple headed goofballs” want to join. Uno laughs and tells Mr. Jacoby that he greatly appreciates the offer. But Evil Uno is a one cult man! Then Uno DECKS Watts so hard, even he falls over! The fans fire up, the bell rings, and Uno CHOPS Watts in a corner. Uno fires hands, then lets off, to CHOP again! The fans “WOO~!” while Watts goes to another corner. Uno storms up to CHOP again! Watts goes to another corner, so Uno CHOPS him again! Uno stalks Watts to a corner, but Watts turns around! So Uno CHOPS Watts on the back!
The fans cheer, Uno takes a bow, and Watts flounders. Uno whips Watts, but Watts stops himself to bail out! Uno goes out after Watts to LARIAT! The fans fire up and Uno stalks Watts again. Uno puts Watts in, has the fans cheering, but Comoroto says Praise be to HE, and HE is Jacoby! Silver steps up to say he’s freakin’ jacked, baby! Uno goes into the ring, tells the ref to pay attention to the match, not Silver and Comoroto. But then Watts sucker punches Uno! Watts fires himself up, runs corner to corner, then SPLASHES! Watts keeps going to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Uno but Watts talks smack on him.
Watts fireman’s carries, but Uno slips free! Uno shoves, ducks then BOOTS! Then DDT! The fans fire up for Uno and he STOMPS Watts’ hands, to then BUZZSAW! Uno fixes his tie while the fans fire up. Uno drags Watts up, reels him in, and calls his shot. Uno lifts to PILEDRIVER! Cover, Uno wins!
Winner: Evil Uno, by pinfall
Uno shows Watts that belief means nothing without action. Will Watts have much to learn about leading by example? Will Uno and the boys soon prove that #DarkOrderIsGood enough for opportunities?
ROH Pure Championship: Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor VS Angelico w/ Serpentico!
The challenge was made just last week, and #TAIGASTYLE said bet! Will Lee Moriarty keep the Pure Renaissance strong with his own two hands? Or can the “flow state” bring some gold home to Spanish Announce Project?
The judges for this match are Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn, and Paul Wight. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, we see who really has style!
The Code of Honor is upheld, though with some tension, and the bell rings. We’re on the clock, the fans rally up for “TAIGA STYLE!” as the two circle. They tie up, Lee wrenches and wristlocks, but Angelico wrenches and slips through to cording hold. Lee kneels, but rises up to facelock. Angelico wrenches, Lee wrenches, and then Lee snapmares with both arms, to then roll and wrench. The fans cheer this opening exchange, and Angelico rises. Angelico’s fans rise up, and Angelico rolls, to trap a leg for a heel trip! Angelico floats to a cover, ONE, and the two reset. The fans cheer and this is just the first minute!
The fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Lee waistlocks to then spin and wrench Angelico to another wristlock. Lee puts on the pressure, but Angelico spins and breaks the hold to slip around and headlock. The fans applaud, and Angelico wrenches to a wristlock. Lee spins, slips through, wrenches, then spins Angelico to wrangle him down! The fans cheer that technical display, but Angelico moves around. Angelico stands, spins, slips through, spins Lee now, then wrenches to arm-drag! Lee stands, runs up, and slips around to waistlock. Angelico switches, Lee switches, but Angelico fights the lift. Lee shoves but Angelico handsprings through the hip toss!
The fans cheer, things speed up, and Lee cartwheels to do a cha-cha real smooth! Angelico runs up, Lee trips and covers, ONE! Angelico sweeps and covers, ONE! Lee hero poses, but Angelico spins and stands to Bernie Lean! The fans are torn but Lee is annoyed. Shane says Angelico’s a chump, but the fans rally up. Angelico eggs Lee on, Lee runs up, but into a drop toehold! Angelico hooks the leg, it’s an INVERTED STF! Lee scrambles, for the ROPEBREAK! Angelico lets go, and that is Lee’s first of three. Shane coaches Lee, saying he’s still good, Angelico is not on Lee’s level. Lee steps back in as we approach four minutes.
Lee and Angelico reset and feel things out. They knuckle lock, Angelico kicks and wrenches! Lee resists but Angelico loops around to have the wristlock. Angelico loops Lee again, rolls and wrenches to wrangle Lee down! The fans cheer, and Angelico cranks the wristlock. Lee rolls back, wrenches and reels Angelico in for a COBRA TWIST! Angelico endures, powers up, but Lee slips around to GROUND COBRA! TWO! Angelico escapes and he has a standoff with Lee. The fans rally and Angelico literally takes the gloves off. This is getting serious and we’re just five minutes in! The two reset and the fans rally more.
Lee and Angelico tie up, Angelico wrenches and has the cording hold again. Angelico shifts to a hammerlock but Lee headlocks. Angelico cranks the arm, then steps over, and hooks a leg! Angelico SLAPS Lee on the back, gets the other arm, and has a standing double armlock! Angelico Bernie Leans and rolls Lee up! TWO! Both men stand, Lee runs up and wrenches. Lee whips. Angelico reverses, but Lee stops himself. Lee ducks under, but Angelico avoids the Eddy Gordo Kick, a move he knows well! Angelico waistlocks, Lee pries at the hold, but Angelico shifts to a half nelson and snapmare! Angelico fakes Lee out to roll off his back!
Lee turns around, jumps the sweep and then ducks Angelico’s Eddy Gordo Kick! Lee rolls Angelico, TWO, but into the BORDER CITY STRETCH! Angelico endures, reaches out, scoots around, and has the ROPEBREAK with a leg! Lee lets go, Angelico has used his first of three. Lee mocks Angelico by kissing him on the hand. Angelico shakes out his arms, Shane says Angelico is shook right now! Lee and Angelico reset, they feel things out, and Angelico waistlocks. Lee fights the lift, drops down, and rolls free to wrench! Angelico rolls but Lee keeps him down with a top wristlock. The fans rally, Angelico kips up, but Lee wrangles him again!
Angelico moves around, kips up again, then rolls back to slip around, slide under, and heel trip again. Angelico then rolls, he gets both legs at once! ANKLE LOCK CALF SLICER COMBO!! Lee endures, we pass eight minutes, but Lee uses the ROPEBREAK! Angelico lets go, Shane complains the break took too long, but Lee is now down to one! Lee and Angelico reset, each guarding a limb. Lee fakes high to go low and he trips Angelico! Then he floats to get the arm, a SNAP into the short arm scissor! Then Lee flips Angelico over and grabs the other arm! Lee tortures Angelico as he pulls the arm around, then makes it a RECLINER!
Angelico endures, the fans fire up, and he kicks around to have the ROPEBREAK! Angelico’s used his second, things are even again as we pass nine minutes. Lee stands Angelico up, wrenches and RAMS the arm, then wrenches and RAMS it again! The fans rally, Lee wrenches again, to then whip. Angelico stops, reverses, but Lee slips out to the apron! Lee blocks Angelico’s shot to wrench and ELBOW BREAKER HOTSHOT! Shane fires up, the fans fire up, and we hit 10 minutes as Lee CLOBBERS Angelico! Cover, TWO! Lee clamps onto the arms again, he wants it, and he gets it! KIMURA!! Angelico scrambles, thinks about it, but Lee pulls!
Angelico has no choice, he uses the ROPEBREAK! That is his last one, and Lee tells #SNAKEMAN to back off! Angelico rises, Lee goes up a corner, and Lee leaps, but Angelico dodges! Angelico grabs Lee’s legs, ties those up, NAVARRO DEATH ROLL!! Lee flails as Angelico has the Trailer Hitch Ankle Lock combo! Lee flails, scrambles, and he uses his last ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Angelico lets go at 4, and now no one is safe! The fans rally while both men are down, clutching their limbs. They both rise, and Angelico still eggs Lee on! Lee grabs that hand to wrench, but Angelico wrenches and trips!
Angelico has a leg, Lee uses the British style reel, and he headlocks to then wrench. Angelico rolls, trips Lee, flips him around and brings him up. But Lee wrenches, slips around to straitjacket and tuck into a cover! STRAITJACKET BRIDGE! LEE WINS!!
Winner: Lee Moriarty, by pinfall (still ROH Pure Champion)
Angelico can’t believe he got caught, but Lee solved the puzzle in 12 minutes and 10 seconds! And he keeps the Code of Honor with Angelico, both men showing respect. The Pure Renaissance continues, who will be the next man up to challenge #TAIGASTYLE?
My Thoughts:
A very good ROH here, though I clearly skipped quite a bit because quite a bit of the hour-and-41 minutes was filler matches with obvious outcomes. Not that they weren’t competitive on some level, such as the Six Man Tag of Top Flight VS Space Academy, but Archer of course squashed Ozzy. I was surprised at how quick Blake Christian’s match went, but he definitely showed more of the “All Heat” side of his character he was using during NJPW Best of the Super Juniors. And while Ishii does seem to be building some story with Premier Athletes, as Ishii also beat Nese a couple weeks ago, I just knew he was winning anyway.
Of course, that’s not to say there were big surprises tonight. Athena of course won another Proving Ground match, but Aleah put up a good fight. Abadon of course showed up, and while Athena’s team stood tall, Abadon of course got back up. Athena’s constant disrespect of Billie is still going to come back to bite, but I don’t see Abadon taking the title. Athena is just 17 DAYS away from surpassing the all-time longest reign, Samoa Joe being at 645 as ROH World Champion. Athena will surely reach that, and I bet it will be because of Billie. And when Athena fails to recognize Billie’s contributions, that’ll be the last straw, and maybe they push this all the way to ROH Final Battle.
Very good ROH debut for Sidney Akeem, but Johnny of course won. Mina VS Rachael was really good, and it worked to feed story as Taya attacks after, and then Harley appears to insult Rachael. Mina VS Taya and Rachael VS Harley will be good stories and good matches, and while I’m sure Rachael defeats Harley, Mina VS Taya could go either way. Knowing that Taya’s ultimate goal is the ROH Women’s TV Championship, that does lean things in her favor so that she can build momentum towards challenging Red Velvet. Good stuff in Uno VS Watts, but I figured Uno would win. I am a little surprised Watts’ group hasn’t grown, but maybe they’re just trying to figure out if it’s even going well from a fan reception point of view.
Very good promo from Shane Taylor Promotions to surprise us with the Pure Championship match as our main event. And while it was clear Lee would retain as this was his first full defense (Lee VS Action was just Proving Ground), this was a great match. They both used up all the ropebreaks, and in the end it came down to a unique pinning hold rather than a finisher or submission. Lee is definitely holding this title for a good amount of time to help build the importance of this title.
My Score: 8.6/10
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The Last Time is Now on SmackDown!
LA Knight is in the Last Time is Now Tournament, determined to meet John Cena at Saturday Night’s Main Event, but who is his opponent?! Time to find out, YEAH!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: Jey Uso VS The Miz; Jey wins and advances.
- WWE Untied States Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Axiom; Ilja wins and retains the title.
- The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: LA Knight VS Zack Ryder; Knight wins and advances.
- Jade Cargill VS B-Fab; Jade wins.
- Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman; Cody wins, by disqualifications, and retains the title.
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Rhea Ripley AND Iyo Sky are here!
Albany, New York fires up as Mami & The Genius are both here on SmackDown following the chaos on Raw. Because at Survivor Series, Rhea said it herself: WARGAMES! Rhea & Iyo each get a mic and the fans cheer them both on. Rhea says, “Since I’ve been out with a broken nose, the Kabuki Warriors, they’ve been causing a little bit of chaos. And now that they’ve managed to get their hands on the Tag Team Championships, they think they’re pretty much untouchable.” The fans boo, but then Rhea says throw Nia Jax & Lash Legend into the mix, which the fans boo also… “And now they think they are untouchable again because they have the ‘numbers advantage.'”
But the funny thing about numbers is you just end up with more enemies. Iyo says, “A lot of enemies. But they always catch up to you. And now, there is nowhere to hide! WARGAAAMES~!” The fans cheer as Iyo & Rhea go wild for that. Rhea says, “And y’know what? We’re not going in alone. So I would like to introduce two of our teammates: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss!” The fans cheer as the former tag team champions make their way out to the ring, Charlotte in a modern art suit with her pyro, and then followed by Alexa in her goth preppy fusion. #Charlexa stands with Rhea & Iyo in the ring, mics also in hand.
The four hug it out and the fans “WOO~!” Alexa says if the Kabukis wanna play dirty, fine. If Nia & Lash wanna jump in, too, great! And they can get all four at once, it is so on! Those four started this fight, these four will end it! The very second Rhea said, “WarGames,” Alexa knew they were in. Right, Charlotte? The fans “WOO~!” and Charlotte says, “Lexi, I can’t do this. I can’t pretend anymore.” What? “Look, Rhea. I don’t like you.” The fans boo and Iyo is shocked. Charlotte says she doesn’t trust Rhea, and she thinks Rhea is a snake. But Rhea doesn’t like or trust Charlotte and probably thinks she’s the snake, and Charlotte doesn’t blame her.
There is too much history here, too much bad blood. Just because they have the same enemies doesn’t change that. Charlotte cannot look past it. Alexa is Charlotte’s friend, she trusts Alexa. So if Alexa wants to do this, that’s fine. But count Charlotte out. What!? The fans boo as The Queen steps away, but Alexa calls after her. Charlotte goes up the ramp, Alexa apologizes to the others and tries to figure out why Charlotte did this. Can Alexa get Charlotte to change her mind before it’s time to go to war?
Jey Uso is in the concourse!
And he asks them to please, please, play his music! UH UH, YEET!! The fans fire up and bounces along as Main Event Jey Uso makes his entrance, ready for The Last Time Is Now! But will it be Albany, New YEET? Or will the Hollywood A-Lister put all that fire from last week to good use?
The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: Jey Uso VS The Miz!
SmackDown returns and the fans continue to YEET, and then they want the encore! But instead, The Miz makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Miz KNEES low! Miz CLUBS Jey, then talks some trash. The fans rally for Jey but Miz brings Jey around. Jey blocks the buckle bump to fire off haymakers, “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey whips, Miz reverses, and Miz hits a kitchen sink KNEE! The fans boo but Miz soaks up the heat. Jey goes to ropes, Miz storms up on him, and Miz fires haymakers of his own! Miz soaks up more heat as he backs p, then he runs in, but Jey turns lariat into backslide! TWO!
The fans fire up as Jey stands, but Miz blocks a kick! Miz spins Jey, the DRAGON WHIP hits! Miz ends up on the apron, but he slides under Jey to sunset flip! TWO, and Miz catches Jey now! Jey fights the Finale with ama r-drag, but Miz avoids the superkick! So Jey LARIATS Miz up and out! The fans fire up and “YEET!” Jey builds speed and DIVDSE! Miz is send into the desk! Albany fires up while Jey snarls and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Miz stalks Jey. The tide has turned and Miz storms up, but Jey ELBOWS him away! Jey goes up, but Miz kicks the legs out! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Then a DDT! Jey gets spiked! Miz covers, TWO! Jey survives and Miz is stunned! Miz snarls as Jey sits up, and then Miz KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, and Miz winds up, only for Jey to duck the buzzsaw! POP-UP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Miz survives and crawls to a corner while Jey shakes his head. The fans rally as Jey goes to the other corner. “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs up, but Miz dodges!
Miz runs up and SHOULDER TAKCKLES! And SHOULDER TACKLES! Miz parodies John Cena with the SPIN-OUT BOMB! The fans fire up as Miz says when his hand goes up, your mouths go shut. “You Can’t See Me!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! The fans are torn as Miz now fireman’s carries Jey! But Jey fights free, shoves Miz, SUPERKICK! Then a fireman’s carry in return! Miz slips free, SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! Cover, TWO!?! Jey survives and everyone is shocked, especially Miz! Jey flounders, stands, and goes to a corner. Albany is thunderous for Jey but Miz storms right up on him.
Miz puts Jey up top, then climbs up after him! Miz full nelsons again! But Jey fires elbows! Then he fireman’s carries Miz! The fans are thunderous as Jey hits a TOP ROPE RACK DROP! Then he gest moving, SPEAR!! Jey doesn’t stop there, he goes up the corner again! USO SPLASH!! Cover, JEY WINS!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Albany YEETS again as Jey stays alive in the tournament! But who else will join him, Sheamus, and Rusev on the road to Washington, DC?
Ilja Dragunov talks with Nick Aldis.
The Mad Russian Dragon is glad he gets to have another Open Challenge, but then in walks Tommaso Ciampa. The Sicilian Psycho hopes Aldis is explaining to “our so-called fighting champion” how to respect the rules of an Open Challenge. Aldis says the champion has every right to dictate the rules how he sees fit, but Johnny Gargano asks if Ilja has the right to call his best friend a jackass. Candice LeRae asks if Ciampa looks like a jackass! Enough with calling him a jackass! The only jackass here is Ilja denying the one man answering the challenges! Make it make sense! Well, they were just discussing this, so listen very carefully!
When Ilja took on the legacy of the United States Open Challenge, Ilja promised to do things the right way. And the right way mean sto not give opportunities to… jackasses! But to fight warriors who are willing to fight with respect and honor. And there is nothing honorable about Ciampa. So tonight, Ilja will give this opportunity to a man who fights with honor, and someone Ilja respects. Oh no, seriously?! AXIOM steps in! Ciampa accuses Ilja of cowardice, but Axiom thanks Ilja for this opportunity. Aldis wishes them both the best of luck, then moves on, only for Paul Heyman and Bronson Reed to be waiting outside his office.
Heyman smiles, a big contract folder in hand, and he asks Aldis, “How’re you doing? We need to talk to you for a minute.” Aldis says please, step inside. These three go into the office to talk, but what exactly about?
SmackDown returns and…
Aldis calls in extra security for his office. He tells Heyman that before The Vision is escorted from the building, what can he do for them? Heyman says that’s awfully dramatic, Aldis. But this is the WarGames agreement, which allows Heyman to “take any talent that is under WWE contract across all brands. Tha tincludes SmackDown, your brand. My heads-up to you, you’re welcome.” Any talent across all brands? Yes, thank you for coming all the way to Albany to confirm what was already in the paperwork. This could’ve been an email, Heyman. So unless there’s anything else to discuss, he would like to ask them kindly to leave. Because The Vision will NOT be disrupting Aldis’ show.
And security steps in on cue. Heyman says oh goodness, look who it is! Cody Rhodes steps in, and Heyman says, “It’s the golden goose who’s being afforded all this protection.” Cody asks, “Mr. Heyman, what do you wanna talk about?” Heyman wants to talk about Cody getting involved with Vision business on Raw. Cody doesn’t know about this golden goose stuff, but he saw on Raw that they were putting his friends in the fire, which means he was next through the flames, but Heyman already knew that. But this is Friday Night SmackDown, and the business of today… is right here. “And if you’re not here to fight, then you should leave.”
Bronson says he’ll fight. Cody asks Aldis to make the match: Bronson Reed VS Cody Rhodes… TONIGHT! Aldis says that works, but Heyman asks why they’d give this away and not make it a title match? Cody says fine, book it. Aldis gets worried now, but Cody says, “BOOK IT!” Then it is official. Cody VS Bronson for the Undisputed Championship. Heyman smiles and thanks both Mr. Aldis and “Champ” Cody. Did Cody just get goaded into losing the gold? Or will the American Nightmare find a way to slay the Colossal Aussie?
WWE Untied States Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Axiom!
Speaking of titles, The Czar didn’t appreciate the Sicilian Psycho getting salty all over again, so he again passed on Ciampa to face Axiom. But will Ilja be able to deny the Undeniable Truth? Or will Axiom finally have singles gold on SmackDown?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, Axiom rolls to wrench and wrangle Ilja. Axiom has the armlock but Ilja fights up. Ilja wrenches in return, then cording holds for a HIP TOSS! Cover, ONE, but Ilja holds onto the arm. Axiom kips up, slips around, and spins Ilja to snapmare and headlock. Ilja slips out to armlock in return and the fans cheer the technical exchange. Ilja knuckle locks to straight arm lever and SLAM Axiom! Axiom fights up but Ilja wrenches him again. Ilja whips Axiom to a corner, but Axiom dodges the lariat! Axiom waits on Ilja and he says it was that close. Ilja and Axiom reset, knuckle lock, and Axioim headlocks.
Axiom hits the takeover but Ilja keeps his shoulders up. Ilja CLUBS at Axiom from below, then fights up. Ilja powers up and out, Axiom RAMS him, but Ilja RUNS Axiom over! Cover, ONE, and Ijoa gets moving! Axiom trips Ilja up, but Ilja blocks the hip toss! Ilja slips through but Axiom fights the backslide! The fans rally as the two fight for control, and then they spin around. Ilja ROCKS Axiom with a forearm! Axiom ROCKS Ilja! Ilja BOOTS Axiom down! The fans rally, but Axiom catches the hammer into the ARMBAR! Ilja fights to stack, and he deadlifts Axiom! Axiom lets go, but Ilja ducks the enzigiri to SLAP Axiom down!
The fans rally and Axiom dodges to then DROPKICK back! Ilja staggers, Axiom GAMANGIRIS him up and out! The fans fire up while Ilja sputters, and Axiom takes aim. Axiom runs, GOLDEN- NO! Ilja stops the triangle moonsault as he CLUBS Axiom on the back! Axiom is stuck up top, Ilja CHOPS him! Axiom kicks at Ilja, Ilja CHOPS, and repeat! The fans rally as these two brawl on the apron. Ilja HEADBUTTS Axiom right back into the ring! Then Ilja climbs, aims, and SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives, Ilja is a bit surprised, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Ilja snarls as he rises up, and he paces around Axiom. Axiom slowly sits up, Ilja fires up, but he turns around into a CHOP from Axiom! So Ilja CHOPS Axiom right off his feet! Cover, TWO! Ilja keeps close and brings Axiom up to CHOP again! And again! And then HEADBUTT! And CHOP! HEADBUTT! CHOP! Ilja then reels Axiomi in for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Ilja still keeps axiom down with a facelock. Axiom endures, fights around, and he wrenches out to headlock back. Axiom waistlocks, Ilja bucks the O’Conner, but axiom kips up, into a CHOP! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives again but Ilja stays focused.
Ilja puts Axiom in a corenr, CHOPS him, and Axiom flops against the ropes. Ilja drags Axiom back up, whips corner to corner, and Axiom hits hard! Ilja runs up to KNEE low, then he runs side to side to BOOT WASH Axiom right outta the ring! Ilja roars and the fans cheer. Ilja goes out to BOOT Axiom, then follows him around the way. They go back into the ring, Ilja brings Axiom around, and Ilja waistlocks, only for Axiom to fight the lift. Axiom switches, Ilja fights the lift, and Ilja wrenches out to HEADBUTT! And HEADBUTT! And then Gotch lift POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Axiom is toughing it out bu tIlja is not deterred.
Ilja clamps on with a rear bearhug and he squeezes tight, Axiom endures so Ilja ELBOWS him down! And ELBOWS again and again and again! Ilja just HAMMERS away on Axiom, then clamps back on with another bearhug. Axiom still endures, fights back to his feet, but Ilja GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on, drags Axiom back up, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Fans chant for “One More Time!” and Ilja GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja still holds on, Albany wants another, so Ilja drags Axiom up. Axiom switches, but Ilja again bucks the O’Conner! Axiom kips up, but he ducks the chop to NORTHERN LIGHTS!
The fans cheer while both men are down! The fans rally as Ilja stands, and he swings, but Axiom CROSS COUNTERS! Ilja falls back, Axiom goes to a corner, but Ilja storms up. Axiom BOOTS Ilja down, hops up the corner, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Ilja survives and Axiom grows frustrated but the fans rally up. Axiom rises, Ilja roars to give him more, so Axiom KICKS! And KICKS! Ilja wants more so Axiom KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Ilja blocks to SLAP, ROCK, boxing elbows, and BOOT! Axiom falls and the fans fire up again! Ilja powers up, runs, CONSTANTINE- NO, Axiom catches him to an ARMBAR!
Ilja fights, ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD, but he works to stack Axiom! Axiom fights that off, but Ilja deadlifts Axiom again! POWERBOMB! Axiom flounders, Ilja snarls, and Ilja aims from the corner. Ilja powers up, the fans rally, H-BOMB FOR- NO, Axiom uses that to spring up and MOONSAULT DDT!!! Cover, TWO!?! No one can believe what they saw, nor that Ilja survived! “This is Awesome!” as Axiom has Ilja in a corner. Axiom ROCKS and CHOPS and hoists Ilja up. Ilja fights back with SLAPS and Axiom staggers. But then Axiom GAMANGIRIS! Axiom goes up after Ilja, but Ilja fires RIDGE HAND CHOPS!
Ilja and Axiom go to the very top, but Axiom hits the SUPER DUPER SPANISH FLY!! And then GOLDEN RATI- NO!! TORPEDO MOSCOW!! AND H-BOMB FOREARM!! Cover, Ilja wins!!
Winner: Ilja Dragunov, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)
It was all in a blink of an eye, but Ilja snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! Another instant classic is under Ilja’s belt, and he shows respect to Axiom for giving him this fight. The fans cheer that, but who will be next to challenge The Mad Russian’s reign?
R-Truth meets with Nick Aldis.
Truth knows last week that it was a heavy load, and Truth’s load was lost in the shuffle, but he is imploring to Aldis as employee to boss, please put Truth in the John Cena tournament. Aldis tries to tell Truth again, but Truth says don’t worry, he shined up his (lottery) balls so they’ll look real nice on TV. All he asks is Aldis handles them with care. Aldis again tries to get it through to Truth but Truth says just take his balls. FINE! Aldis takes them, and then Chelsea Green walks in. She asks if she heard John Cena’s name dropped. She did. Then speaking of legends, she has no idea why SHE didn’t get pyro when she won the Women’s US Championship.
But putting a pin in that, when is her championship celebration happening tonight? Aldis goes to say it’s not but she says that’s right, he CANCELLED it! She’d all of it prepared and ready to go! But all will be forgiven if this “injustice system” that is WWE would just give her a celebration next week, with pyro. Yes, he can make that work. Just for right now, hold onto these for him. Aldis hands Chelsea the Truth balls, and Alba says they do look nice. But will The Hot Mess really get everything she demand- er, wants?
SmackDown shares footage from the break.
As Axiom was on his way back up the ramp, Tommaso Ciampa attacked him! The Psycho Killer took out all his anger out on Axiom, only for Frazer to chase him off! Ciampa is only showing everyone Ilja is right about him, but will Ciampa not stop until he gets his opportunity?
Sami Zayn is here!
The fans cheer and sing along with the song as #BigMatchSami heads to the ring. Sami gets a mic and asks, “How we doing tonight, Albany? We good?” The fans cheer, and they chant for “Sami! Sami!” Sami takes a moment before he says, “I gotta tell ya. Since I’ve come to SmackDown, there have been some extremely high highs, and some extremely low lows. As soon as I came over to SmackDown, the first thing I said I would do is I said I would beat Solo Sikoa for the United States Championship.” The fans cheer that, and Sami says he did do that! He got to do amazing things with that title, like wrestle John Cena in his last match on SmackDown!
Sami got to go toe-to-toe with the best talent SmackDown has to offer week in and week out. The fans cheer again, and Sami says that was all great. But he won’t lie, the last four weeks have been extremely challenging. he has had to watch from the sidelines, hurt and not medically cleared, as Solo & MFT run roughshod every single week! The fans boo, and Sami says he’s had to sit and watch, unable to do anything, while MFT attacked Sami’s friends, those Sami liked and respected. And Sami gets it, Aldis told him not to get involved, don’t get hurt, and so Sami did. He sat back week after week. But he is here to tell us that that ends TONIGHT!
The fans cheer and Sami continues by calling out Solo! He knows Solo has a problem with him, and he sure has a problem with Solo, so let’s deal with it face to face! Solo & MFT make their way out here, and Solo has a mic in hand. Solo tells Sami, “You really think you knwio who you are, huh? You think you know, but you don’t. I know the real Sami, I know the real you. Yeah. He’s pathetic, a liar, desperate, and when you’re desperate, you do desperate things, which makes you so damn selfish!” The fans boo, but Solo says Sami only cares about Sami! Sami doesn’t care about the guys in the back, or even the fans here in Albany.
The fans boo, but Solo says for himself, what he cares about is his family. Solo cares about the men standing behind him and their loyalties to him. Unlike Sami! Sami knows nothing about loyalty when it comes to family. In fact, watch who you’re talkinga bout before he gets in there and kicks Sami’s ass! Don’t forget, Sami, you’re still wounded. The fans boo as MFT now flanks the ring, and Solo says this can end very badly for Sami. Solo could drop Sami right here and now, but he won’t. He will wait until Sami is 100% and medically cleared. Then once that happens, understand this: Solo is coming after you!
The fans boo, but Sami says, “Well, the good news for you, Solo, is you’re not gonna have to wait very long. Because as of tonight, I am officially 100% medically cleared! So if you wanna do something about it, go ahead and do something about it right now!” Sami calls Solo’s bluff, so Solo takes off the jacket But then Sami says before that, Solo needs to know this: Sami didn’t come here alone. And just as he says that, Rey Fenix, Shinsuke Nakamura & Motor City Machine Guns all YANK MFT off the apron! The brawl is on and the fans fire up! Solo panics, Sami shrugs, and Solo takes a swing! Sami fires counter punches!
The fans fire up as Sami fires off on Solo in a corner! Sami stomps a mudhole, then he goes to the far corner! The fans fire up, but Talla gets Solo outta the ring! The fans boo but then JC Mateo CLOBBERS Sami! JC, Tama & Loa all mug Sami, but Sami’s friends get them! They TOSS the Guerrillas and even LARIAT Loa up and out! The fans fire up as now Fenix goes up, up, and TORNILLO CROSSBODIES MFT! Fenix regroups with Sami and friends! Will Sami and his team soon cut down Solo’s “Family Tree?”
Cody Rhodes prepares backstage.
Jey Uso says hey and Cody congratulates him on the win in the tournament. Jey says he just heard about Bronson’s title shot at Cody tonight. It might get a little slimy, so Jey’s got his back. Of course! Cody and Jey shake hands on that again, and then Jimmy Uso steps in. #BigJim says hey, Uce. Any time you can get your hands on The Vision sounds like a party to Jimmy, so count him in, too. They shake on that, and Jimmy says he spoke with Punk earlier. Count him in for WarGames, too! The three shake hands, The Usos head out, but will Cody be able to fire the first shot in that war? Or will a Tsunami end the reign of the American Nightmare?
Solo Sikoa argues with Nick Aldis backstage.
Solo demands that with Sami 100% healthy, he wants a match with him tonight! Aldis says first, there’s no more time on the card, that can’t happen. And second, Solo clearly has more enemies than just Sami. So how about this? In two weeks, SmackDown before WarGames, it’ll be MFT VS Sami, Fenix, Nakamura & MCMG in a 5v5 Survivor Series style Elimination Tag! Now if you’ll excuse him. Aldis leaves, and there’s a Wyatt Sick6 glitch on screen. And in fact, Uncle Howdy is lurking in the shadows. Will the Wyatts be watching that 10 Man Tag very, very closely?
The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: LA Knight VS ???
The Mega Star knows what this tournament is all about, and he knows everyone wants to be John Cena’s final opponent, but what he doesn’t know is who will be his first round opponent! We’re all about to learn that in the matter of moments, but will it not matter when this is LA Knight’s game? Or will what you don’t know actually hurt you?
Everyone waits and watches the stage. “WOO! WOO! WOO! YOU KNOW IT!” It’s Matt Car- well, no, he’s ZACK RYDER again!? Long Island Iced Z returns to the WWE, but will he prove he’s #AlwayZReady? The bell rings, the fans cheer and “WOO WOO WOO!” Knight and Ryder circle, Ryder gets the “WOO WOO WOO!” going hotter, and the two tie up. Ryder rolls Knight, TWO! Ryder says it was that close, and Knight says yeah, okay. They go again, tie up, and now Knight wrenches Ryder to YANK, YANK, YANK the arm! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight wrenches, Ryder ducks, but then Knight switches.
Ryder bucks the O’Conner, but Knight avoids the Rough Ryder! Knight returns, but Ryder tosses him out! The fans cheer as Ryder smiles, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Ryder whips corner to corner. Knight hits buckles hard, then drops to his knees. The fans cheer Ryder as he pushes Knight to the corner, then whips him again. Knight reverses and BACKDROPS! The fans fire up while Ryder flounders, then he goes to the apron. Knight storms over, Ryder ROCKS Knight first, and then Ryder goes to supelx! Knight supelxes but Ryder slips free! Knight dodges to JAB, JAB, and JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Then ROLLING ELBOW! Knight clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Knight whips, Ryder hits buckles hard, and Knight hits the JUMP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!
Ryder survives but Knight nods. Knight brings Ryder up, kicks low, then fires hands. Knight bumps Ryder off buckles, then whips him to ropes. Knight scoops, Ryder slips free, and Ryder ROCKS Knight! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And then whips, but Knight reverses. Ryder turns backdrop into FACEBUSTER! Big forearm in the corner, and Knight sits down! The fans pump their fists with Ryder, “WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!” BROSKI BOOT! Cover, TWO! Knight survives but the fans rally up as Ryder aims from a corner. Ryder hooks Knight’s arms, turns him, but Knight RAMS Ryder into buckles! Dragon sleeper, REVERSE DDT!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Knight then rolls back to his feet and the fans cheer. Knight goes up the corner, and he spells it out, “L! A! KNGIHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW- NO, Ryder moves, runs up, ROUGH RYDER!! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and the fans are shocked! Ryder is also surprised, but he hurries to watch Knight. “This is Awesome!” and Ryder reels Knight in, Knight wrenches out and kicks, B F- NO! Ryder rolls Knight up, TWO! Knight runs up, but into KNEES! Ryder goes up, up, RADIO SILENCE into a POWERBOMB!! Then Knight hauls Ryder up, B F T!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!
Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
YEAH! Knight didn’t care who it was gonna be, he fought and won his spot in the second round! Knight, Jey, Sheamus, Rusev, who else will advance in this historic tournament?
Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky talk backstage.
They still can’t get their heads around why Charlotte just walked out on them. Charlotte also isn’t texting back or anything. Rhea knew they had beef, but she thought Charlotte would put it all aside like she did. Tonight just shows they gotta now find two more people for the team. Alexa says she has someone to call, Iyo says Charlotte was their best bet, though. But then Asuka, Kairi, Nia & Lash all attack! The brawl is on, Rhea HEADBUTTS Kairi down, but Lash DECKS Rhea! Then Nia sends Iyo into Lash’s KNEE! Lash then sends Iyo into a road case! And then same for Rhea! Security rushes in, Asuka says okay, okay, they’re good.
Nia says bye, losers~! The Irresistible Four just did a lot of damage. Will they even need a fifth woman to finish off what’s left of Rhea, Iyo and Alexa?
Jade Cargill VS B-Fab!
The Storm finally reigns on the mountaintop of WWE, and she is not playing nice with anyone. Will she strike down someone who was once a friend? Or will B-Fab truly be fab when she gets a win on the champ?
SmackDown returns, B-Fab makes her entrance, Michin staying backstage to let her handle things on her own. The bell rings and Jade dares Fab to try something. They tie up, Fab goes for a leg, but Jade spins her around. CHOKE- NO, Fab slips free and DROPKICKS! And DROPKICKS! Jade is in a corner, Fab runs up, HEEL KICK! Fab fires ELBOW after ELBOW, then fires up! The fans rally, Fab runs up, but Jade blocks the boot! Jade DECKS Fab with a forearm, then drags her right back up. Jade scoops Fab to FALL AWAY SLAM! Jade kips up, fires up, and the fans are with Jade on this one.
Jade waits on Fab, brings her around with the guzel, CHOKE SLAM! Jade tells Fab to stand down, but then she brings Fab up anyway. Jade revels in the cheers, then lifts Fab to POWERBOMB! Jade paces while she tells Fab to stay down, but Fab manages to sit up. Jade says fine, and she brings Fab up again. Fab fights, Jade lifts, POWERBOMB! Jade stands over Fab as she tells her to stay down, but the fans want to see that “One More Time!” Jade drags Fab up, has the chicken wings, and then JADED! Cover, Jade wins!
Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall
Jade mockingly checks her imaginary watch, and she says this is who she is! Michin is here now to make sure B-Fab is okay, but then Jade tells them both to get outta here. Mia is upset Jade would be like this just because she’s champion now. Jade tells Mia to know her place, then SHOVES her down! The fans boo but Mia wants after Jade! The ref keeps them apart, Jade steps out, and she smirks as she leaves. Jade says she is #ThatB*tch then, now, and forever, so just keep ’em coming.
Nick Aldis announces the final four first-round entrants.
“Last week on SmackDown, four superstars were selected at random to compete for the most prized career-altering opportunity: To face the Greatest of All Time, John Cena, in his final match at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Tonight, fate will once again decide the superstars that will compete in The Last Time Is Now Tournament. First up, it’s a former first-round draft pick, Carmelo Hayes, taking on The Vision’s own Bronson Reed. And finally, the high-flying luchador, Penta, will go one-on-one with The Prince, Finn Balor. The only thig I have left to say, gentlemen, is good luck.” No Truth, but will the vision be clear as we approach December 13th?
Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.
Cathy Kelley is with H1M and brings up him going on record as to how he idolized John Cena growing up and would love this opportunity to go 1v1. What would a win in the opening round mean for him? Melo says first, he has to address this Miz situation. “Mike, you might’ve won the battle, but the war’s just begun. I will see you when I see you. And John Cena… The GOAT, the Last Time Is Now Tournament, you got a long line full of heavy hitters, killers, all wanting to be the one that’s gonna put you down, all wanting to be the one that’s gonna hang your jersey from the rafters. And respectfully, John, I’m one of ’em.
“50% of people might overlook me, 50% of people might think I can get the job done, but 100% of me knows that if I get that shot, I won’t miss.” But then in steps Bronson Reed. He tells Melo that he’s gonna end Cody Rhodes, then he will end John Cena after he ends H1M next week. Bronson heads out, Heyman nods towards Melo, and then The Oracle follows. Will Auszilla be taking it all on the road to the end?
Aleister Black speaks.
“Fear, Damian? That’s so silly that even you don’t believe that. No, no no no. You threw me on top of a table. You tried to throw me through things. And then you took the bottom part of the steel steps, and you tried to crush my head. The only person that fears anything is you. Fear of what we have made you become.” Zelina Vega says, “We said that we would force you to break your code. We said we would corrupt you. And I think we did exactly that.” But enough about him. They have their eyes set on greater things. That brings them to the entire locker room. Namely, those who hold world titles.
Aleister left fear behind the day he stepped foot back into the WWE, and he has become the one thing no one wanted him to become: everyone’s enemy! Does that mean the Dark Father is watching tonight’s main event very, very closely?
Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman!
The American Nightmare and The Colossal Aussie are both preparing for WarGames, and while it is Cody, Punk & The Usos at four against Bronson, Bron Breakker & Logan Paul at three, this could still tip the scales back in The Vision’s favor. Will a Tsunami wash away the reign? Or can Cody escape from New York with the gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Bronson shoves Cody to a corner, but Cody dodges! Bronson hits buckles, Cody fires hands, then kicks to RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody runs to ROCK Bronson, but then Bronson responds with a BODY CHECK! And ELBOW DROP! The fans boo but Bronson covers, ONE! Cody shows toughness and goes to the outside, but Bronson runs in around the way! BODY CHECK! The fans boo, Bronson snarls, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Bronson drags Cody up, HEADBUTTS him, then stalks him around the way again. Bronson storms in after Cody, but Cody BODY BLOWS! Cody fires a forearm, but Bronson HEADBUTTS him down! Bronson raises the one but the fans don’t acknowledge their Tribal Thief. Bronson whips and CLOBBERS Cody! Cover, TWO! Bronson drags Cody into a chinlock and leans on the hold, but Cody fights around. Cody reaches out, fights to his feet, and fires body shots. The fans rally as Cody ROCKS Bronson, but Bronson scoops to SLAM Cody! Bronson snarls again, but Cody avoids the elbow drop! Cody rises up, goes to a corner, but Bronson SPLASHES!
Cody sputters against the ropes but Bronson CHOKES him! The ref counts, Bronson steps off at 4, and Cody sputters again. Bronson storms up and ROCKS Cody! Bronson puts Cody in another corner, BODY BLOWS, then whips corner to corner hard! Cody staggers, falls over, and Bronson drags Cody back up. Bronson has a chinbar, and he stretches Cody with the chinlock. Cody endures, fights back up, and SmackDown returns to single picture. The fans rally but Bronson CLUBS Cody, then back suplexes! Cody lands out, ducks a haymaker, and springboards! BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICK!
The fans fire up and Cody rises, but so does Bronson. Cody JABS, JABS, JABS, then flip, flop, and fly! BIONIC- NO! Fireman’s carry, JAGGED EDGE! Cover, TWO! Cody survives but Bronson goes up! The fans freak out for the TSUNAMI, but it FLOPS as Cody moves! Cody hurries to springboards again, SUPER CODY CUTTER!! Cover, TWO! Cody fires up and the fans are with him! Bronson is outside, Cody runs and DIVES, but into a forearm! Cody stumbles and staggers o the outside, Bronson runs up, but Cody TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! The fans fire up again and Cody refreshes the ring count.
Cody clears off the desk! HE even topples the belt pedestal! But BRON BREAKKER FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES!!
Winner: Cody Rhodes, by disqualification (still Undisputed WWE Champion)
Logan Paul is here, too! They mug Cody, SMACK him off the desk, then put him back in the ring! Was this the real plan all along? The fans boo as Bron rains down fists, then Logan gets his turn! Bron rips his shirt away and wants Logan to set Cody up. Logan does as told, but THE USOS hurry out here! Jey & Jimmy said they’d have Cody’s back, so they get in the ring to brawl with Logan and Bron! The fans fire up, but Bron shoves Jimmy! Jimmy SUPERKICKS Bron! Jey joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Bron falls, Logan runs up, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Then the ONE D!! That’s one and done for The Maverick!
The fans fire up as now Jimmy decides to GET THE TABLE! The fans are thunderous as Jimmy puts that in for Jey, Jey sets it up, and the fans are all fired up! Logan is put on the table, the Usos go to the corners, but DREW MCINTYRE SHOVES JIMMY! Isn’t he suspended!? Jey runs up, but he gets a GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT!! The fans boo as Drew saves Logan’s bacon! Aldis storms out here, asks what the hell Drew is doing here, and Heyman claims this is per the WarGames contract! Heyman could recruit anybody under WWE contract, even suspended superstars! Drew sets the table up in a corner, and he drags Jey Uso!
But Jey breaks free to SUPERKICK! The fans cheer as Jey now lines up a shot, but Drew KICKS first! Bron returns to SPEAR Jey through the table!! Jimmy is back to throw hands, but Logan uses ONE LUCKY RIGHT to knock Jimmy out! The fans boo, but now Cody is back! He throws hands on Drew and Logan, but a CLAYMORE takes Cody out! Drew throws off his shirt, he stares down with Bronson, and then Drew puts Cody in the drop zone! Drew step on Cody before the TSUNAMI hits!! The fans are either booing or desperately calling for CM Punk, but it is clear The Vision was thinking ahead.
Drew takes the contract from Heyman and they shake hands on the deal. The numbers are even, but will the odds be in The Vision’s favor now that they have a Scottish Terminator on their side?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown here, with quite a lot of surprises and big moves as perhaps a response to the sinking ratings and sinking interest. Charlotte not automatically being onboard with the team-up was certainly surprising, but given that 4v3 ambush backstage, that will surely compel Charlotte to join up. She’ll see it’s not about her and Rhea getting along so much as as it is them getting to beat up on their enemies, as we knew going into this. Then I would think they still bring in Stephanie Vaquer and Nikki Bella as the fifth members for each side, to help build the title story on top of everything else, jus as I said on Monday.
Obviously Cody wasn’t going to lose the Undisputed Championship tonight, but that was a great move to bolster the show’s card and give an excuse for all the Men’s WarGames build tonight. Logan & Bron being here to help Bronson was a given, and Heyman using a unique WarGames contract to bring Drew McIntyre onboard was certainly a clever move. As I figured on Monday, Jimmy Uso was a natural addition to Team Cody, or maybe it’s Team Punk. And I would certainly think Roman Reigns will also be a natural addition to this match, but I’m curious as to the fifth man for The Vision. Would Lesnar really want to be in WarGames? Well, granted, he’d be the last person to enter the match and “clear house,” but he’d still have to get in there.
Great stuff with the US Championship, such as Ilja continuing to troll Ciampa. Ilja VS Axiom was awesome, through I swear I heard one drunken idiot slurring the word, “BORING~!” That person is the kind of American fan Gunther (and therefore Zack Sabre Jr.) was talking about, IYKYK. But in the end, I figured we’d get more DIY VS Fraxiom, and maybe after that, Ciampa finally gets his match with Ilja. Great promo from Sami with Solo, and great ambush from Team Sami on MFT to set up their own 5v5. I figured that if they weren’t doing the WarGames, they’d get to do the traditional Survivor Series match, and the go-home SmackDown continues to be a substitute for the kickoff show, but in the best way possible.
Another hilarious promo with Truth and Aldis, and Chelsea joining in so we can hype up a celebration certainly teases someone interrupting. Either Giulia is going to crash the party to demand a US Championship rematch, or they plug NXT Gold Rush by having Thea Hail & Joe Hendry get the better of them ahead of the AAA Mixed Tag Team Championship match. I’m leaning more towards the former, they’ll build the tag match plenty on NXT. And speaking of Truth, a shame he doesn’t get in on the final part of the bracket, but Melo VS Bronson and Penta VS Finn will be great matches. With Bronson busy with The Vision’s story, I would hope Melo wins, and it’d be great if they teased a Boston VS Boston showdown.
Jade of course beat B-Fab tonight but that was pretty good for what was basically a squash match. Michin probably gets a match with Jade next, and likely loses that. Jade’s first title defense could be Survivor Series to basically be a buffer between the WarGames matches but also to just get one on the books. There’s a lot on hold for right now with the WarGames matches having a lot of great contenders involved, but I would think we get some Charlotte VS Jade build on the other side of Survivor Series.
And of course, great matches for the Last Time is Now tournament. Jey VS Miz was a great match, and Miz hitting Cena’s moves was an appreciated reference. But I figured Jey would win, they wanna tease a rematch of the Royal Rumble finalists from earlier this year. Matt Cardona was a great surprise, though him being Zack Ryder was perhaps even more surprising. People have been talking about Knight being punished and that he was being set up to lose, but if commentary is talking about that concept, then you know that is not the case. Great win for Knight, great showing for Cardona/Ryder, and here’s hoping Ryder gets to do more in WWE from here on.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA Live! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 11.13.2025
With a month off, does TNA come back hot or with 87% talking and a show that should’ve been an email?
So last week was the definition of a filler episode with nothing really to speak of except for validating the Dani Luna versus Indi Hartwell match tonight. This is the first real iMPACT! episode since Bound For Glory and…it’s probably opening with Mike Santana talking. TNA needs to stop following the cookie patterns of WWE and you know…start with something interesting after nearly a month off. But let’s listen to talking…
Rascalz vs. The System at #TNATurningPoint!?@TheMooseNation @Myers_Wrestling @TheEddieEdwards @MrsAIPAlisha @DirtyDangoCurty @TheBadReed @ZacharyWentz
WATCH #TNAiMPACT LIVE on TNA+: https://t.co/OPjzyXNgY5 pic.twitter.com/cwwHo3IbwL
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) November 14, 2025
Ratings:
- Dani Luna vs Indi Hartwell: Dani wins via DQ – ** 1/2
- Jason Hotch w/Order 4 vs Cedric Alexander: Cedric wins via Lumbar Check – ** 1/4
- TNA Knockouts Championship: Heather by Elegance w/ M & Personal Concierge vs Kelani Jordan (c): Kelani retains via One of a Kind – (-*) – yes that’s Negative 1
- TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Ryan Nemeth: No Contest – NXT Attacks
- TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Kaz: Kazarian wins via Roll-Up – * – TITLE CHANGE!!!
Results:
Oh look, it does open with Mike and the crowd gives him the “You Deserve It” and it’s a sparse few minutes and Mike starts his promo in Spanish, so that’s a good way to make people ignore the show in three minutes. I understand Spanish, but let’s be honest, the bulk of people who watch are whiter than copy paper, so the whole “Champ is here in Orlando, for Puerto Ricans, and others…blah blah” is not a smart way to open after a month with no real content. So after Santana says nothing in two languages, Ryan Nemeth comes out to Nic’s music because Nic isn’t there. Ryan tries to talk some shit and go for a cheap shot, Santana catches his hand, emasculates him and then tells Ryan he’s going to tell Santino to make a match between the two of them tonight, and he’s going to drop Ryan. So we’ve got a squash match to look forward too and maybe Nic showing up at the end for a beat down.
Kelani is going to have to go through Heather tonight and M tomorrow at Turning Point. So we get another crappy promo from heel Kelani, giving her free title defenses. Yikes…this is bad, I do kinda like the gimmick of Xia translating for Lei since Xia, Lei and Mara crash the interview. But it just makes me angry that one of those three don’t have the belt. Kelani ain’t worth a damn.
After the commercial we get Santino, Ava and Arianna to promote Gold Rush. And then they showed a video package of it, so a complete waste of 4 minutes aside from noting that Arianna got a chant from the crowd. She’s gotten herself over decently to the TNA crowd.
Dani Luna vs Indi Hartwell
It has been 30 minutes and we get the first match…sheesh.
Indi with back to back Double Legs, Dani is getting worked over, Dani tries a Sunset Flip but Indi stops it and drops an elbow. Dani eats Chops, tries to Whip Indi to the corner, Up and Over and Indi takes Dani down and goes back to the chops. Dani finally blocks a Scoop Slam, but Indi blocks the attempted German Suplex so Dani drives her into the corner and finally gets some offense in. A bit of a botchy looking rope straddle where Indi had to lift herself back up to eat the Lariat. Big Power Whip bouncing Indi out of the corner, sliding Lariat for a near fall.
Jaw Jacker by Indi but she misses the Yakuza Kick, gets hung up, Dani tries to turn it into a Powerbomb but a Frankensteiner Counter and a few strikes forces Dani to powder. Indi tries to throw her into the steps, Dani stops herself and turns back into the Spinebuster. Indi to the top as Dani crawls into the ring and eats a Diving Elbow to the back for a near fall. Dani counters Hurts Donut, Shotgun Kick levels Indi. Dani is on the outside looking for a weapon, throws out the Time Keeper, grabs the chair, Indi catches Dani in the Small Package for 2. Indi grabs the chair and lays into Dani.
Indi…has no facial expressions to make sense of this. This is stupid, poorly acted by Indi but the crowd is eating it up like morons. That was the most boring “take out your aggression” I’ve ever seen. Indi cuts some mid ahh promo in the back about an NoDQ match or something at Turning Point and now The System comes out to guess what? If you said TALK, you’d be correct! Assuming this isn’t a rib, the most interesting thing to come from this is Dango announcing he’s retiring after Genesis, but then The Rascalz music hits.
They say they should give the people what they want, and Dezmond Xavier returns to The Rascalz for a 4 on 4 match. They never mentioned Dez by name, but that is the implication. So with JDC retiring and Dez potentially returning, at least that’s interesting.
Jason Hotch w/Order 4 vs Cedric Alexander
Shoulder tackles and a quick Cruiser style start, Hotch powders mid running to pose and act smart so Cedric Dives to wipe out Jason and hits the Flatliner in the middle of the ring for a near fall. Cedric tries to continue and Hotch pulls the tights to send Cedric through the ropes, Skyler takes a cheap shot. Hotch with the Irish Whip, Cedric puts the brakes on, so Hotch hops the ropes and trips up Cedric, but Cedric comes back when Hotch continues, Dropkick to the back of the head, Lumbar Check attempt, but nope, back and forth, Hotch tries the Chaos Theory but Cedric blocks the Suplex, they throw into the corner, Hotch hops the rope, wants the Gamengiri, but Cedric blocks it and backs up, Rolling Neckbreaker from Hotch gets countered into a Lumbar Check! Cedric wins!
Order 4 attempted beat down, but Hardy Boyz make the save, Swanton on Ali is teased but they pull Ali out for foreshadowing.
TNA Knockouts Championship: Heather by Elegance w/ M & Personal Concierge vs Kelani Jordan (c)
Well talk about mental gymnastics to try and make this match make sense, and list this under “who asked for this” – because I’d rather drink bleach in traffic than watch this match.
Color by numbers powder moment, commercial break immediately and I can feel the coma sinking in. Kelani with a bad kick, Heather with a bad Hip Toss right off the commercial…Christ, end this. Lei, Xia and Mara are watching from the back and they look as bored as I do Heather with a clunky Drop Toe Hold into a Hesitation Dropkick for two. Jaw Jacker from Kelani…I wonder how the Patriots and Jets game is going. Hmm, 14-7 for the Pats, closer than expected.
Heather and Lani do a dumb strike exchange since there’s no hatred, heat or fire in this match, Kelani with a Cartwheel move, Facebuster, all near falls, locomotion Cradles into a bad Super Kick. Heather botches a Satellite DDT, this is one of the worst matches I’ve seen all year. Sloppy, slow, clunky and botchy. One of Kind is hit, no one is surprised. This was a waste of 10 minutes.
Great, now we sit through an Elijah concert for prolly about 10-15 minutes since the Ryan vs Santana match isn’t gonna be a real match. I like Elijah, he’s actually a pretty good singer and the gimmick is fine. But this episode has been complete garbage, so more non-wrestling on the wrestling variety show is too much.
Ali comes out to interrupt and challenge Cedric and Hardyz, Elijah wants to pick the fight, but Ali cracks him in the face with the mic and then guitar shot on the injured triceps. Meh.
TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Ryan Nemeth
Ryan grabs a mic and yells at the crowd because they won’t cheer for him, and Santana lets happen because Santana isn’t taking the seriously. Ryan even tries to ask the referee to make them cheer. Eventually the bell rings and Ryan attacks immediately, punches into an Irish Whip and Dropkick. Ryan tries the Whip again, but Up and Over, Santana catches the foot, Ryan shakes his head when Santana berates him and drops him, throws him to the other corner, Cannonball! Ryan wants to Spin the Block, but Nic’s Music Hits, he’s carrying the trophy but someone attacks Nic.
Then a bunch of NXT people spill out of the crowd and attack. Charlie Dempsey, Lexis King…and others. I think Robert Stone is directing traffic for NXT. But this…this is what the show was hinging on, an Invasion/Overrun angle? Bad booking is bad, ya know?
TNA World Champuonship: Mike Santana (c) vs Kaz
Kaz’s music hits, he calls his shot, Fade to Black, but Santana Kicks out. Frankie tries the Chicken Wing, Santana slams him into the corner, wants Spin the Block, but the beatdown stops him from being able to execute the move, Roll-Up, and Santana…loses. Frankie Kazarian is the new World Champion.

Overall Score: 3/10
There was something interesting with Dango being on the retirement tour, The Rascalz bringing Dez home and Lei Ying and Xia’s gimmick is endearing. Plus like I said in the rundown, I enjoy Elijah’s musicianship, but I don’t appreciate a Wrestling Show basically no wrestling. Is it variety? Sure, but it’s a wrestling show first. So a show that has 3 squash matches and a 5 minute X Division match that could’ve been much better with time…the wrestling was forgotten tonight. A month off and they lost the plot on the rebound. Ugh…I’ve had diarrhea more enjoyable than this.
The Invasion/Attack is corny but Kaz managing to pull off the Cash In, is…okay I didn’t see it coming, but it doesn’t save the show being awful.

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