Results
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (3/24/25)
ADRENALINE! IN GLASGOW!
The American Nightmare is in Scotland!
After confronting a “whiny” John Cena in Brussels, Belgium, Cody Rhodes is now in Glasgow, Scotland! Will there be another Raw encounter between champion and challenger?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Jey Uso & Jimmy Uso VS A-Town Down Under; The Usos win.
- WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez w/ Liv Morgan; Lyra wins and retains the title.
- Dragon Lee VS Chad Gable; changed to…
- Dragon Lee VS El Grande Americano; Grande wins.
- WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS PENTA; Bron wins, by disqualification, and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
JOHN CENA IS HERE!
Glasgow erupts with boos just like Brussels did last week, and then “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” Cena wears the custom Scotland “The Last Time is Now” merchandise, and fans show their Cody Rhodes signs. Cena goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and the fans boo again. Cena hears those boos, and then says, “Is something on your mind? Seems like you have something you want to say to me.” The fans keep booing, and there’s still dueling even now. Cena says yeah, they’re ready to do their worst tonight, aren’t they? It’s because they finally understand what is going on. Cena has turned the spotlight onto the fans, and now they know that he can pick apart any one of these random ticket holders to shreds!
Cena knows they know that no one is safe! Cena put a clueless kid on blast! His poor, pathetic face was everywhere! WWE posted it! And you all loved it. The fans tell Cena off, and Cena just smiles. Cena says who is better: him, the one guy who actually tells the truth; or all the fans, whose collectively best idea is to use profanity! The fans are the ones who loved to watch and rewatch and meme up a poor, defenseless kid getting destroyed! Cena doesn’t need to single out anyone here, because they are ALL horrible people! No, tonight, the fans get to find out how Cena makes them pay for the abuse they have put him through.
For 25 YEARS, Cena has listened to their lies and their noise! But he didn’t waste that time being mean, he paid attention. Fans tell Cena to STFU, and Cena says, “You make this so easy. While you were chanting profanity at the top of your lungs, I’ve been paying attention. I’ve been learning from you, quizzing you, studying you, testing you, prodding you, rewarding you for playing along with your stupid, curse ridden nursery rhymes. And in doing so, you have told me every single thing about your. You know nothing about me, I know more about you than you.” The fans boo, but Cena says the truth is, “Your life is sad!
“Because this is the best it’s gonna get. This is all you have! But to me, you have been nothing more than an experiment. You have been rats in a cage. Oh, you don’t believe me? Pick out any moment in my career, and I’ll tell you what I learned from you. When I bled, you thought I was tough. When I spoke, you were inspired. When I was edgy, you were excited. When I was vanilla, you were bored. When I was loyal, you were loved. When I was selfish, you were disrespected. When I speak in rhythmic tones, you say, ‘What.’ You make this so, so simple. You will always tell me everything about yourselves, because you so desperately want to matter.
“And the most important thing you ever told me was in April 2005. It was the day I gave you my greatest idea. I gave you the WWE Spinner Championship! And just like right now, you ate me alive. All you have to do is google, ‘Negative comments about the spinner belt.’ You all told me loud and clear how stupid I was, because I changed your championship into a toy, and the championship is not a toy. The championship is a symbol of the center of all this, and the toy belt I made for you disrespected tradition and disrespected your legacy. Listen closely, because that was the biggest mistake you ever made.
“In that one single moment, you were vulnerable enough to tell me what means the most to you in this life. And now that I know that… I am going to ruin wrestling. I am going to ruin wrestling for every fan, for every wrestler, for everyone. At WrestleMania, I make history by winning a 17th (world) championship. And I finally force you to forget the name of the fun machine, jet-flying WOO~, Ric Flair. You will forever say the name ‘John Cena.’ But even worse… I’m going to win that championship, the center of every superstar of this entire business, of every fan in this building, I will win that championship and retire with it. I am taking it home with me!
“And leaving all of you to create a brand new toy belt, because the real one comes home with me! I will be the LAST REAL CHAMPION in WWE! Revenge is best served cold, and I pay you back by ripping your heart out and forcing you to watch as I just walk away with your memories, and your traditions, and your dreams, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!” But wait! Here comes Cody Rhodes! Glasgow fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives the fans, and joins Cena in the ring. Cody grabs his own mic, the fans cheer, and Cena just glares the entire time. Cody raises the belt and the fans cheer again.
The fans sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” Cody then lifts the mic to say, “I’m sorry, what’d you say? You said you were going to take this away from them? Don’t you think you need to take it away from me first? Admittedly, I made a mistake last week. I looked at you, I talked about Old John, I talked about New John, I didn’t look hard enough. Hearing it, seeing it now, you are clearly sincere, you are clearly angry, and you are clearly willing. Perhaps you’re the most dangerous John Cena has ever been. But you have made a massive mistake. And the mistake was not hitting me upside the head with this at Elimination Chamber.
“Oh, no, no. The mistake was saying what you just said in front of these lovely people while I was in the building!” The fans cheer and sing for “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” Cody asks Cena if all that bothers him. Because it doesn’t bother Cody. What bothers Cody is that he didn’t unpack their history. But Cena should know well enough just how hard Cody fought just to hold this title ONE time, just to validate ONE name! And if Cody understands Cena right, Cena is saying that the timeline of all pro-wrestling hangs in the balance because of Cena’s vanity? Cena wants the title, right? He wants to take it?
Cody sets the belt down on the mat, and says he’ll give Cena that chance right now. The fans fire up as Cody takes off the tie, and dares Cena to take it! The mics drop, Cena prepares to draw as the two square up, but then Cena steps back. The fans boo as Cena leaves, not giving Cody the satisfaction of doing things his way. Cody picks up his mic again and shouts, “JOHN!” Cena turns around, comes back down the ramp, and the fans cheer as Cody dares him to bring it! Cody’s jacket comes off now, the fans fire up more, but Cena shakes his head and leaves again. Cody tells Cena, “one thing, John. I cannot let you do it. I cannot have that on my conscience.
“Right now, I need you to see me, I need you to see all of them, and I need you to understand that your psychotic need to take this does not outweigh OUR right to keep it!” The fans cheer that! Cody says the champ is no longer standing there, the champ is standing in the center of this ring! And Cena walking away empty handed, that is how he walks away from WrestleMania, and that is how he walks away from the WWE! The fans cheer as Cody says the champ is here! But will Cena use whatever means he has to in order to carve his name into eternity?
Jey Uso & ??? VS A-Town Down Under!
Main Event Jey put Austin Theory away so fast, you’d blink and miss it. Theory & Waller want revenge, but who’s joining Jey tonight? Why none other than JIMMY Uso! It’s an Uso Reunion in Glasgow, will they put Theory & Waller in the Uso Penitentiary? Or will they suffer the Grayson Waller Effect #AllDay?
While we get an accidental non-ad break for the YEETing, we also get ATDU making their entrance. And after a quick self-plug for the WWE original series, Stephanie’s Places, the teams sort out. Theory starts against Jey for revenge from last week. They tie up, Jey headlocks, but Theory powers up and out. Jey runs Theory over, the fans fire up, and Jey says “YEET!” Jey runs, Theory stays low to then hurdle, but Jey stops the hip toss! Jey then LARIATS Theory! Theory scrambles away, and he tags Waller in while Waller is busy taunting Glasgow. Waller says he ain’t impressed, but Jey says YEET! Jey blocks a kick, then plays keep away before he SMACKS Waller!
Jey BODY BLOCKS and PELES Waller in the corner, then tags in #BigJim! The fans fire up as Jey whips Waller, and the Usos DOUBLE ELBOW, then handshake DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! They DOUBLE LARIAT Waller up and out, but here comes Theory! The Usos TOSS Theory out, and then Jimmy FLIES! Down goes ATDU and the fans fire up! YEET! Jimmy high-fives some fans before fetching Waller into the ring. Jimmy storms up but Waller mule kicks! Waller CLUBS Jimmy, CLUBS him again, then whips corner to corner. Jimmy goes up and over, then UPPERCUTS! Cover, TWO! Waller stays in this but Jimmy stays calm.
Jimmy CHOPS Waller to a corner, but Waller kicks low! Waller swings but Jimmy dodges, and Jimmy CHOPS! Waller flops down, the fans chant, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy CHOPS Waller, whips, but Waller grabs ropes. Theory tags in, Waller KICKS Jimmy, then Waller TOSSES Jimmy! Waller builds speed, slides, but Jimmy dodges! Jimmy UPPERCUTS Waller, but then Theory DECKS Jimmy! The fans boo, Jey checks on his brother, but Theory mocks the Yeet. Theory puts Jimmy in, dares him to reach for Jey, then stomps Jimmy’s hands. The Usos are in trouble while Raw goes… Well no, another not ad break?
Theory taunts the fans, the fans boo, but Theory taunts Jey. Theory drags Jimmy onto ropes to CHOKE, but he stops at 4. Waller gets a cheap shot in as Theory argues with the ref! Jey protests but now Theory rains down fists on Jimmy. Theory mocks the Yeet, says “SUCK IT!” then drags Jimmy up. Tag to Waller, ATDU mugs Jimmy, and Waller CLUBS Jimmy down! Waller lines up a shot, and he KNEES Jimmy in the side! Waller drags Jimmy up, fires hands, but Jimmy SMACKS back! And he CHOPS Theory! Jimmy ROCKS Waller, then ELBOWS Theory! Waller blocks boots, puts Jimmy in ropes, and CLUBS him!
Waller runs to ROLLING ELBOW Jimmy in the back! Tag to Theory, DRAPING JUMP STOMP! Cover, TWO! Theory clamps onto Jimmy with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally up, Jimmy fights to his feet, and Jimmy reaches out. Jimmy fires body shots, then hits a BIG back suplex! The fans fire up while both men are down! Jimmy and theory crawl, hot tag to Waller, and he BLASTS Jey off the apron! Waller rains down fists, then talks trash. The fans boo, Waller paces, and Waller steps on Jimmy’s face! The ref reprimands, but Waller clamps on a cravat. Jimmy endures the neck wrench, and the fans tell Waller he’s a wanker.
Waller puts on more pressure, and we fade to block for just a second. Jimmy fights up, the fans rally up, and Jimmy fires body shots. Waller knees low, then sucker punches Jey! But Jimmy UPPERCUTS Waller! Waller goes to the apron, Jimmy storms over, but Waller HOTSHOTS! Waller then somersaults in, but into a SAMOAN DROP! The fans fire up as Jimmy and Waller crawl again, hot tags to Theory and Jey! Jey LARIATS Theory, DECKS Waller, then fires haymakers on Theory! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Pop, lock ‘n’ put some stank on the YEET! Then an UPPERCUT! Theory blocks a kick, but not the DRAGON WHIP!
The fans fire up with Jey and they “YEET!” with him. Jey dodges Waller to HIP ATTACK Theory! SUPERKICK for Waller! SUPERKICK for Theory! Cover, TWO! Jey stays cool and the fans rally up again. Theory rises, Jey waits on him, and fireman’s carry for a- NO, Theory fights free, tag to Waller! Jey dodges Theory to UPPERCUT! Waller grabs Jey, and DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS connect! Then they double whip to POP-UP DOUBLE HAYMAKER! Cover, TWO!! Jey survives but Waller hurries to a corner. Waller goes up, and he hits a BALLER- NO! Jey dodges, that was an airball! Hot tag to Jimmy! Jey POPS Waller up for Jimmy’s SAMOAN DROP!
The fans fire up as Jimmy goes from Alley-Uce to the top rope. Theory runs up, Jimmy kicks him down, but Waller hits the ropes! That trips Jimmy up and Waller drags Jimmy into a fireman’s carry, Jimmy slips free, tag to Jey! SUPERKICK for Waller! Theory sneaks a tag! Theory hides, Waller BOOTS Jimmy away! Waller runs up, Jimmy ALLEY-UCE into the SPEAR!! The fans fire up but Waller’s not the legal man! Theory is back, but he runs into a ONE D!! Cover, Usos win!
Winners: The Usos, by pinfall
One and done for the Day One Ish! BUT GUNTHER YANKS JIMMY OFF THE CORNER!! The fans boo, but Gunther and Jey start brawling! Then a SUPERKICK for Gunther! Jey SUPERKICKS again! Gunther ends up in a corner, Jey runs in, but he trips?! Gunther pounces to attack with elbows and fists! Jimmy runs in with a chair! Gunther gets away while he can, but he mocks what happened to Jey tripping. Jimmy has his brother’s back, but will Der Ring General keep up the blindside attacks?
The Judgment Day is backstage.
Raquel Rodriguez stretches, and she says she’s missing something. Liv Morgan says, “Imagine how you’d feel with one of these on each shoulder by the end of the night.” Liv has Raquel hold up the title belt and Raquel likes that idea. Dominik Mysterio & Carlito walk in, and Dom says Finn hasn’t talked with any of them since last week. Liv says typical Finn. She loves the guy, but he is always more concerned about his own problems. Dom gets that, he just wishes things went different last week. Liv says it’s fine, things are turning around for the better. Liv beat Jade Cargill just last Friday, and Raquel will become the NEW Women’s Intercontinental Champion! #DoubleChamp!
And just because Finn didn’t win last week doesn’t mean they have to give up on the Men’s IC title. Liv wants Dom to talk with Adam Pearce, and Carlito interrupts by saying Liv’s right. Now it’s time for Carlito to go for the gold. Um, yeah… But also, Dom should go talk with Penta again. Dom says Finn is already against that idea, but Liv says Finn was against Liv joining, and look how that turned out? Dom has the brains, he should just trust himself. Liv says she and Raquel are going to go, Dom wishes them luck. Carlito says yeah, they brought him in, too, and look how that turned out. Okay but can he share his apples? Nope.
The Judgment Day is doing what they want, but not really consulting all members on that. Will things really work out for the better? Or are they just one move away from everything falling apart?
Lyra Valkyria prepares for her match.
Bayley is there to give her a fist bump of encouragement before she heads to gorilla. Lyra also passes by Adam Pearce talking with the LWO. Is the Raw General Manager going to help Dragon Lee get a fair fight with Chad Gable? Or could “El Grande Americano” still make an appearance?
The rich and illustrious history of lucha libre…
… is filled with legends like Blue Demon, The Guerrero Family, and Mil Mascaras. But one star shines brighter than all the rest: El Grande Americano! Hailing from the Gulf of America, El Grande Americano was raised to be the ultimate luchador. He quickly rose to the top of the industry, and for decades was the face of Lucha Libre. But after being blackballed by his jealous enemies, he disappeared without a trace. Now, the legend has returned to bring honor and glory back to this beautiful sport! He is an icon! He is a trailblazer! He is… El Grande Americano!”
Adam Pearce talks with The LWO.
Rey Mysterio asks just what the Hell is that video. That is the introduction to the newest member of the Raw roster… That’s ludicrous! It’s all just Chad Gable! Gable steps in and says they’re wrong. He also coughs and wheezes a bit. Gabel says he knows there are physical similarities, but he is not Grande Americano. He also doesn’t have the energy to argue right now, he got sick on the way over. Sadly, he cannot compete tonight. He has a doctor’s note. Pearce reads it, and it is legit. Rey cannot believe this. But whatever, it’s okay. They’ll just see Gable in the parking lot! Pearce has Rey stand down, and Gable says whoa now. Let him finish.
Gable suggests that Lee should take on the new guy, Grande Americano, and see what he’s got. Rey & Lee are still incredulous, but Pearce says his hands are tied. Rey says he gets it. Lucha libre tradition is about not backing down. Lee says whether Americano is Gable or not, Lee will take the match. Then it’s official! Lee glares at Gable, and Rey says Gable’s a jackass. The LWO walks out, Gable says he can’t believe Pearce is going to let them talk to him like that, but Pearce can’t believe Gable needed a doctor’s note. Gable coughs as if on cue, but will the Boy Wonder still get a big win here in Glasgow?
WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez w/ Liv Morgan!
The Morrigan has been undefeated in title matches ever since winning the tournament, but she is quite literally up against her biggest challenge yet. Will Lyra still fly high this close to home? Or will Big Mami Cool become Double Champ Rodriguez?
The introductions are made, Lyra’s belt is raised, and we see who holds the #ShinyShiny!
The bell rings, the two circle, and they feel things out. Lyra dodges Raquel, then gets around to waistlock. Raquel THROWS Lyra off with ease but the fans boo. Lyra brushes herself off while Raquel tells the fans to shut up. The two tie up, Lyra goes for a leg, but Raquel gut wrenches to SWING Lyra around, and then THROW her away! The fans boo but Liv applauds. Raquel drags Lyra up with both ands, then THROWS her into a corner! Raquel runs up, Lyra dodges and headlocks! Raquel powers up and out, Lyra goes up, but Raquel catches her! Lyra holds on, Raquel yanks her from the corner, but Lyra slips free.
Lyra dropkicks legs out, then she gets under Raquel. Raquel fights the Northern Lights to gut wrench and Gory Especial! Lyra sunset flips, but avoids a stomp! Lyra headlocks again, but Raquel powers up and out again. Lyra ducks ‘n’ dodges, wheelbarrows, and victory rolls Raquel out of the ring! The fans fire up with Lyra and Lyra builds speed, but Raquel stops the dropkick! Raquel drags Lyra out but Lyra RANAS her into the desk! Liv panics, Lyra waistlocks, and Lyra puts Raquel in the ring. Lyra hurries up the steps, Liv coaches Raquel, and Raquel stands. Lyra leaps, into a BOOT! The fans boo but Liv cheers, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Raquel has Lyra on the ropes to CHOKE her! Raquel steps off as the ref counts, and Raquel drags Lyra up. The fans rally for Lyra, but Raquel reels her in to suplex. Raquel SLINGSHOT JACKHAMMERS! Cover, TWO! Lyra survives and Raquel is frustrated, but Liv coaches her to keep going. Raquel pie faces Lyra, drags her to a drop zone, and then goes up the ropes. Raquel soaks up the heat before the VADER- FLOP! Lyra dodges, goes up a corner, and the fans fire up again! TURN OF FORTUNE!! Cover, TWO?!? Raquel survives that flying leg drop and Lyra is shocked! The fans rally as Lyra fireman’s carries!
Raquel kicks and flails, slips free, then shoves Lyra to a corner. BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Raquel goes up, VADER SENTON! Cover, TWO! Lyra survives and Raquel grows frustrated. Liv coaches Raquel and she drags Lyra up again. The fans rally, Raquel bumps Lyra off buckles, and then Raquel puts Lyra up top. Lyra BOOTS the haymaker away, then she fires forearms! Raquel wobbles, Lyra adjusts, and Lyra CROSSBODIES, but into Raquel’s arms! Raquel pops Lyra up to a suplex, but Lyra DDTS! Cover, Liv gives Raquel the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo and Lyra knows something is up! Lyra glares at Liv but Liv just taunts Lyra.
Lyra hurries to bring Raquel up again, fireman’s carry, but Raquel powers out. Raquel shoves, Lyra dodges the boot and WRECKS Liv with a dropkick! But Raquel drags Lyra into a scoop, but Lyra slips around to victory roll! LYRA WINS!!
Winner: Lyra Valkyria, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)
Lyra couldn’t outpower Raquel, but she did outthink her! But now Liv attacks from behind! The fans boo as Liv & Raquel mug Lyra, but here comes Bayley! The Role Model ROCKS Liv, then gives her a HOTSHOT in the ropes! Bayley fires haymakers on Raquel but Raquel knees low! Raquel hoists Bayley up, but now Lyra saves Bayley! And together, they grab legs and DUMP Raquel up and out! The fans fire up as Bayley & Lyra send Judgment Day into retreat! But will Lyra thank Bayley by giving her a title match?
Jimmy & Jey regroup backstage.
Jimmy asks Jey what’s up, and that for the last couple of weeks, Jimmy sees Jey is all up in his own head. Jimmy doesn’t get it. Last week, Jey was hitting that dive for 15 years, and then he becomes a joke! A meme even! What’s with him? Tonight, that killshot was right there, but Jey’s out here slipping. Jey keeps this up, he will not win at WrestleMania. Jey knows that! Jey knows. But everyone reminds him every week. He ain’t beat Gunther, he’s 0-3! But you know what else? He doesn’t know if he can beat Gunther. Jimmy says he can’t?! Jey gets up, Jimmy keeps him from going off somewhere.
Jimmy says Jey can’t beat him. Not this Jey Uso. The Jey that Jimmy knows, the Right Hand Man, that’s the Jey that can! The one that become Main Event Jey, that’s the Uce we need! The one that won the Royal Rumble, THAT’S the Jey we need! Understand him? Jimmy then spots someone off to the side. Jimmy says he’s got Jey on this. Jimmy confronts Gunther! Gunther grins as he walks over, and Jimmy says Gunther VS Jimmy next week! Wow, really? Sure. So long as Jimmy doesn’t trip and fall like his brother. Jimmy SLAPS Gunther for that one! The Usos head out, Gunther leaves it at that. But then Gunther grins. Is Gunther going to make Jimmy an example to Jey?
Adam Pearce is in the ring.
The Raw GM says, “We are officially on the Road to WrestleMania!” The fans cheer that, and Pearce shows the contract for the WWE Women’s World Championship match between Bianca Belair and Iyo Sky. Last week, Rhea Ripley came out here, thought it was appropriate to start a fight, to pick a pen up off the ground, and to scribble her signature onto the contract, as if that makes anything official. Pearce assures us, and he wants this to be crystal clear, Rhea Ripley is NOT in the title match. Glasgow boos, Pearce says they can do that all they want, but the match is Iyo Sky VS Bianca Belair!
Furthermore, the signature Rhea put down means nothing, because Miss Ripley already knows that she has a rematch. A rematch Pearce has tried to get Rhea to settle down on for weeks now, that in the meantime, Bianca won the Elimination Chamber and the right to call herself THE #1 Contender. So that is the issue here. Bianca earned hers, Rhea is owed one, but Rhea seems to want it on her time. Pearce ain’t doing it that way, so therefore- Iyo interrupts! The fans cheer the Evil Genius as she has both belt and mic in hand while heading to the ring. Iyo tells Pearce, “I don’t care about contracts. Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, it doesn’t matter who it is.
“I’ll take on BOTH of them! Because… I am the Women’s World Champion~!” The fans like that, and Pearce says he appreciates her being a fighting champion. But if you’d just let him- Nope, Bianca interrupts! The fans cheer the EST as she has her own mic to say, “Oh, girl, uh-uh, hold up, hold up! No, Pearce, you are right, I earned that #1 Contender’s spot. And I… went through Elimination Chamber to get to WrestleMania. So I am not about to let Rhea headbutt her way into this match! If she did not earn it, then she does not deserve it.” Pearce agrees, so if everyone- NOPE, Rhea interrupts!
The fans fire up as Mami makes her way out, and Pearce is beside himself. Rhea has a mic to say, “Honestly, I don’t give a damn about WrestleMania. And I don’t care who I have to go through to get MY title back. All I want is my rematch.” Oh, now she wants that? Pearce has been talking about it for weeks! Bianca says if Rhea wants her rematch, well, she already waited three weeks, so she can wait three more. Then she can get her rematch after WrestleMania, with Bianca. Yeah, she said what she said. Iyo says hold on, but Rhea pushes her aside. The fans boo, but that’s the last straw for Iyo!
Iyo runs up but Pearce gets in there! Pearce shouts “ENOUGH! ENOUGH!” He’s glad they’re all out here, because he was going to give his solution, if they’d just give him a second! NEXT WEEK, Rhea gets her rematch! Then the winner faces Bianca at WrestleMania! Ladies, thank you, have a very nice Monday. Pearce storms off, Bianca and Rhea still argue, but Iyo says bet! She leaps over Bianca to DDT Rhea! Bianca ROCKS Iyo, torture racks, but Iyo fights free with an arm-drag! Rhea BOOTS Bianca, gets around Iyo, but Iyo lands out of the back suplex! SHOTEI! Bianca chicken wings Iyo! Iyo victory rolls Bianca at Rhea, and Bianca LARIATS rhea!
Iyo dodges Bianca again, HOTSHOTS from the apron, then goes up the corner! She FLYING RANAS Rhea on the ramp! Bianca is up, Iyo takes aim, and the fans cheer Iyo on as she springboards! Bianca dodges, torture racks again, KISS OF DEATH to the outside, onto Rhea! Bianca holds up the belt, but will this be how WrestleMania ends? Who will it even be against after next week’s rematch?
Dominik finds Penta backstage.
Dirty Dom asks if Penta has a second to talk. Penta nods, and Dom says he knows Penta is good, but he could be great. Dom is willing to offer Penta a spot in the Judgment Day, and then maybe things will go Penta’s way. Penta wants to speak but Dom says hold on. Penta could be Intercontinental Champion tonight. Just think about it. Dom heads out, Penta looks like he’s already decided. Will the Man with Cero Miedo really need allies like The Judgment Day?
The New Day barge into Adam Pearce’s office.
He’s already exasperated as Kofi Kingston tells him that The New Day is the greatest tag team on Planet Earth! Xavier Woods says that means they deserve a shot at the WWE World Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania. Oh, are they really asking for a title match at WrestleMania? No, they are DEMANDING one! Wow, really? Do they watch the show? Guess not, or else they wouldn’t be coming in here and demanding a title match just because they’re the New Day, greatest team of all time! Instead, they’d want a chance to prove it, and ask for a match. When they’re ready to do that, come back and see him. For now, get out, and don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!
New Day tells Pearce to check his blood pressure. They leave, but Bianca barges in. There is way too much going on! Who is she facing at WrestleMania? Pearce says it’ll be clear next week after Iyo VS Rhea. And now, Bianca won’t just be sitting ringside to watch, she’ll be the one in that ring calling it right down the middle! That’s right, Bianca is now the special guest referee!! The EST doesn’t know how to referee! Well, she has a week to figure it out! Now bye, drive save. Bianca storms off, Pearce is losing his cool, but what will this mean for the Road to WrestleMania?
Dragon Lee VS El Grande Americano!
The LWO doesn’t care one way or another if “The Big American” luchador is Chad Gable or someone else entirely, because they just want payback for the interference that’s been happening week after week. Will the Boy Wonder shine brighter than this supposed lucha legend? Or will we all be saying “UH GRACIAS~!” after tonight?
The bell rings and the fans rally. The two tie up, “Grande” waistlocks but Lee switches. Grande switches back, trips Lee, and then rolls to facelock, float, and armlock. The fans sing “OLE~, OLE OLE OLE~!” while Lee fights up. Gable- Er, Grande steps over, arm-drags, and then soaks up the cheers and jeers. Grande runs up to CHOP, then whip. Lee reverses, runs in, but Grande puts him on the apron. Lee jumps up but Grande DECKS him! “GRACIAS~!” Grande then builds speed, but Lee is back to RANA! Grande tumbles out, Lee builds speed, and Lee DIVES! Direct hit and down goes Grande!
The fans fire up, Lee puts Grande in the ring, and then clamps on a GROUND COBRA TWIST! Lee grabs at the mask, the ref reprimands, and Lee stops. Grande throat chops! Grande whips, Lee reverses to kick low and reel Grande in. But Grande RANAS free! Grande FLYING HEADBUTTS, then covers, TWO! The fans again sing, “OLE~, OLE OLE OLE~!” Grande goes to the apron with Lee, then he fires a forearm. Lee V-TRIGGERS, then runs up, but into an EXPLODER to the floor! Both men have a hard landing but the fans fire up while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns as Grande has Lee in an inverted Gory Especial! The fans rally as Lee sits up, and he rains down fists! Lee victory rolls Grande, TWO! Grande stands, ducks ‘n’ dodges, FLYING HEADBUTT into the V-TRIGGER! Grande ends up on the apron, Lee goes out the side. Lee drags Grande up to the top rope, the fans rally, but Grande fires body shots. Lee drops back, but he ROCKS Grande! Grande is in the Tree of Woe! Lee goes up, aims, APRON WOE STOMPS!! Grande flops to the floor but even Lee clutches a knee from that landing. The ring count starts and the fans rally. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but slowly rising.
Lee and Grande hear 8, and they spring in at 9! The fans cheer, and Grande fires a CHOP! Lee fires a CHOP! The CHOPS keep going, harder and harder, then Grande CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Grande runs, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And BOOTS! Grande ROCKS Lee! But Lee dodges to snap GERMAN SUPLEX! Grande flounders, Lee fires up, SUPERKICK! Grande falls again but Lee takes aim! Lee runs in, but Grande OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES him into the corner! Lee is in a heap, Grande covers, TWO!! Lee survives and the fans fire up! The fans again sing “OLE~, OLE OLE OLE~!” as Grande climbs!
Grande aims to MOONSAULT, but he has to roll through as Lee dodges! Lee runs in, swings through the lariat, and he gets Grande up for a LIGER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Grande survives but Lee vows to end it! Lee brings Grande up, puts him up top and CLUBS him! The fans declare “This is Awesome!” as Lee climbs. Grande is back in the Tree of Woe, but he sits up to pull at Lee’s mask! Grande UNMASKS Lee!! Lee falls, covers his face, and Grande sits up! The fans boo, but Grande gets after a leg! ANKLE LOCK!! The fans boo, Lee can’t fight while also covering his face, so Lee TAPS! Grande wins!
Winner: El Grande Americano, by submission
A controversial way for a luchador to win a match, but it seems El Grande Americano is willing to do anything! Will we ever get to the bottom of this not so mysterious mystery?
CM Punk is here!
Glasgow fires up and sings along with Cult of Personality as the Second City Saint makes his way out here. Punk says, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” and continues down to the ring. What will he say in the fallout of Friday Night SmackDown’s brawl in Bologna? We find out, after the break.
Raw returns and Punk has the mic while fans chant “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Punk says, “Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Glasgow or what?” The fans cheer that! Punk says that unfortunately while he’s happy to be here, always great to spend quality time with Glasgow, he is not in a good mood. He’s pissed off, but it’s hard to stay mad hearing an ovation like that. Punk says he’s also a little tired, very jetlagged, hasn’t slept well, mostly because of the uncertainty of his Road to WrestleMania. By the way, he apparently has a match now. Did you see the nice graphic? It’s beautiful.
But what Punk wants, he’s not getting. Or is he? Punk says what he wanted was win the Royal Rumble. he didn’t. Then it became what he needed to do, and that was win Elimination Chamber. But because the more things change, the more they stay the same, he work with children. The undisputed heavyweight champion of being a diaper piss baby is Seth Rollins, and he screwed Punk at Elimination Chamber. That doesn’t get Punk to what he wants. For two people, it is clearly personal, but for Punk, it’s just business. It has become simple math: the two men that want to stand in Punk’s way of getting what he wants have go tot go.
Seth Rollins takes it personal because he’s been crying ever since Punk came back to the WWE, because the magnitude of Punk and the shadow he casts belittles everything Rollins is about. Roman Reigns takes it personal, which Punk acknowledges, because Roman sees in real-time that his Wise Man isn’t just his Wise Man. So while it’s personal for the, it is business for Punk, and it’ll be business on Friday in London. It’ll be a good ol’ fashioned contract signing. The fans boo but Punk asks why. Because they wanted it here, right? The fans cheer that! Well, so did Punk, which is why Punk’s here!
Punk can’t wait to get his hands on the contract, read the fine print, and see if the contract gets Punk any bit closer to what he wants… or if it’s just another rug pull from the Powers That Be. So Seth, Roman, fuel up the jet. Since you couldn’t grace them with your presences here in Glasgow, see you in London! But before you put pen to paper, listen to two things and understand them very well. One: neither of you have defeated Punk without the other one’s help, because you can’t! And two: Punk brought them into the WWE, so he cannot wait to be the man to take them both out of it! Punk drops the mic, will he be the one that ends The Shield’s story?
Logan Paul speaks.
Via his Instagram, The Maverick tells AJ Styles, “Congrats, you’ve been added to the list of people whose downfall I’ve been preying on. What you did to me in Madison Square Garden is unforgivable. I’m in London on March 31st, Monday Night Raw, I wanna see you face to face. Bring your A Game, bring your soccer mom haircut, I’ll see your b*tch ass there.” Logan ImPAULsively called out The Phenomenal One, will he be the one to regret it?
Backstage interview with Bron Breakker.
Cathy Kelley is with the badass Intercontinental Champion and notes that he puts that title on the line in the main event, against one of the fastest rising stars in Penta. Earlier tonight, Dom approached Penta to join Judgment Day, is Bron at all concerned that Penta could be bringing backup in an onslaught of new friends? Bron says that’s Penta’s business, it is none of his concern. But as far as tonight, Bron will beat Penta in the center of that ring, then retain this title for one reason: The dogs are barking in Glasgow! Bron barks it up, then heads for gorilla. Will the Big Bad Booty Nephew not worry about the numbers and just go for the win? Or will he learn that #CeroMeido is math he can’t ignore?
WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS PENTA!
Raw returns as Penta makes his entrance, followed by Bron’s. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the biggest badass!
The bell rings and the fans bark as Bron stares Penta down. They slowly circle, tie up, and Penta waistlocks. Bron pries at the grip, wrenches out to wristlock, and the fans duel. Penta wrenches, wristlocks, and headlocks in return, but Bron powers up! Bron shoves Penta away, but then Penta dodges to KICK a leg! And KICK it again! Penta whips, Bron ducks ‘n’ dodges, then builds speed to LARIAT! The fans bark for Bron while Penta flounders to a corner. Bron runs up to RAM into Penta! And RAM again! And again! The ref counts, Penta sputters, and Bron brings Penta up. Bron whips, Penta ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS!
Brun tumbles into the ropes then out of the ring! The fans fire up and Penta goes up, up, and- JUMP KNEE from Bron! Penta falls to the floor and Bron grins. The fans bark while Penta sputters to the desk. Bron aims for that FLYING LARIAT! Bron and Penta crash onto and over the desk! The fans bark more while both men are down! The ref checks on both men, but Dom & Carlito come out here? The fans boo, is Dom just assuming Penta’s decision? We’ll have to see, after the break.
Raw returns again and the fans rally as Penta fires body shots. Penta CHOPS, but Bron just frowns. Bron ROCKS Penta, eggs him on, but Penta CHOPS! Bron frowns again, then he ROCKS Penta! Penta comes back with a flurry of forearms! The fans fire up, Penta runs, but Bron ROCKS him again! Bron runs, but Penta SUPERKICKS! Bron wobbles, Penta runs up, but into another KNEE! Bron runs, runs, and- SUPERKICK from Penta! Both men fall and the fans fire up! The fans rally while Bron and Penta slowly rise. Penta has Bron first, reels him in, but Bron shoves Penta away. Penta comes back and KICKS Bron!
Penta then gets around Bron to mule kick a leg! Penta runs to SLING-DOG Bron down! Bron flops out, the fans fire up, and Penta builds speed to DIVE into an UPPERCUT! Bron hurries back in, fireman’s carries Penta, but Penta pops up to BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Carlito says that alone proves Penta is Judgment Day material, but Penta calls his next shot. Bron rises, Penta runs in, DEST- NO, Bron stops that to make it a fireman’s carry, then a military press! GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives, Bron is a bit surprised, but the fans still bark. Bron vows to end this and he goes to a corner.
Bron aims, Penta rises, and Bron runs in, into another SUPERKICK! Penta then GAMANGIRIS in the corner! Penta puts Bron up top, climbs up after him, but Bron shoves him down. Bron fires hands, then he hoists Penta up! Bron fireman’s carries Penta, but Penta fights free! Penta hops down to the apron so he can jump up and RANA Bron off the corner! Bron tumbles out, Penta builds speed, and Penta FLIES! Dom & Carlito love the tope conjilo, and Glasgow says, “This is Awesome!” Penta drags Bron up and into the ring, then takes aim again. MEXICAN DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Born survives and Carlito is shocked!
The fans rally as hard as they can, and Dom coaches Penta up. Penta tells Dom to watch himself, then he drags Bron up. Penta pump handles Bron, but Bron fights free! Penta goes to a corner, BOOTS in return, and then goes up. Bron anchors Penta, Penta CLUBS away on Bron, then ROCKS him! Bron staggers away, but he springs right up top to SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO! Penta survives the “Breakkensteiner” and Bron is frustrated. The fans rally up as Bron brings down the straps! The fans bark as Bron takes aim from the corner. But Dom gets on the apron! Carlito grabs Bron, but Bron TOSSES Carlito!
Bron runs and he SPEARS Carlito! The fans fire up, the ref reprimands Judgment Day, but Dom CHOP BLOCKS from behind! The ref catches it, the match is over!
Winner: Bron Breakker, by disqualification (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)
The fans boo but Dom rains down fists on Bron! If Dom is trying to get Penta to join up, he sure messed up that! The fans tell Dom off, but Bron ROCKS Dom with haymakers! FINN BALOR SMACKS BRON WITH A CHAIR! The Prince is here after all, and he SMACKS Bron again! Penta doesn’t even realize what happened, and then Finn glares at Dom?! Finn decides to give Dom the chair, and Dom JAMS it into Bron again and again! Penta understands now that Judgment Day screwed this up for him, but Dom offers him the chair? The fans say “NO! NO! NO!” but Penta still takes the chair. Dom says take Bron out, Cero Miedo!
Penta aims, but while Dom is encouraging Penta to do it, Finn is upset with Dom about it! Penta throws the chair at Dom to SUPERKICK into his face! Finn is even more upset because he knew this would happen. Finn CLOBBERS Penta, stomps away on him, and the fans boo more. Finn grabs the chair again, and he SMACKS Bron back down! Bron tumbles out, and Finn tells Dom he’s too stupid to be making decisions. Finn goes up, and he gives Penta a COUP DE GRACE! Judgment Day has no new members and no new gold, but will Finn get Dom to understand that they can still run Monday Night Raw?
My Thoughts:
Another great Raw, especially with this Glasgow crowd. Cena continues to be the perfect “Justified Heel” with another great promo, and it is amazing that he uses the Spinner Championship as the cornerstone of all of this. I almost thought he was going to say he would remake the spinner belt using the current title’s design. But at the same time, it’s good enough that he vows to retire that belt with his retirement so that whatever comes next will only ever be second place. Or third, given how there’s the WWE World Heavyweight Championship again. And Cody had a good retort again, but Cena is the one bringing the better promos.
While there was speculation that Glasgow would get to believe in Joe Hendry tonight, I knew it just makes sense in story that Jimmy would be the mystery partner for Jey. Very good match from Usos VS ATDU, very good win for the Usos, and a great promo where Jimmy lights that fire in Jey before slapping Gunther. Gunther VS Jimmy is going to be really good, and this fits a bit more of what I was hoping we’d get in the build. Gunther and Jimmy can tear it up while Gunther still wins out, a real example set for Gunther VS Jey at Mania, but also incredible motivation for Jey given he’ll be watching his brother get beat up.
Very good promo from Punk, a touch better than Rollins’ last week, but both boil down to hyping up what’s happening on SmackDown this week. Great stuff with this Chad Gable/El Grande Americano stuff. That video package was like 90% AI generated images, 10% Photoshop, but I guess that adds to how Grande Americano’s legacy is fake and it’s just Gable. Lee VS Grande Gable was great stuff, and what a wild way for Grande Gable to win with Lee’s mask coming off. Rey will surely want his own match with Grande Gable, and I feel like this has to come down to a Mask VS Mask match so that when Grande loses, he is exposed as Gable all along.
Great promo stuff for the Women’s World Championship, as Pearce puts his foot down and has them do things his way. No Triple Threat, at least not yet, as we instead get Rhea VS Iyo one more time, but Bianca being the Special GuEST Referee is of course going to create shenanigans that then compel a Triple Threat. New Day complaining and demanding a title match is good stuff, too, and I would think Pearce is going to put New Day into a big contenders match. Honestly, all tag teams on Raw should be put in that: New Day, A-Town Down Under, Alpha Academy, Creed Brothers, LWO’s Wilde & Del Toro, winners face War Raiders.
And the Judgment Day were once again a great throughline for Raw. Good promo from the group to set up things for tonight while also keeping the dysfunction in mind. Lyra VS Raquel was a great title match, great win for Lyra, and good stuff with Bayley making the save. I feel like we might get a tag match of Lyra & Bayley VS Liv & Raquel before we get Lyra VS Bayley for the title. I still feel like they could escalate and make it more than just 1v1 for WrestleMania, as Liv can even get herself in on the Intercontinental Championship, but we should also really get others like Shayna Baszler, Zoey Stark and even Natalya going again or else they’re signed for no reason.
And of course, awesome stuff with the Men’s Intercontinental Championship. It plays up the Judgment Day drama of Finn and Dom each trying to be the mastermind, but everyone wanting titles. Bron is still great in the ring but his character isn’t getting much other than “bark bark.” Even if he went back to talking a lot like Uncle Scott Steiner, that would be a bit more fun. But right now, he’s just this obstacle that the others are trying to get past while also dealing with their own stuff. Judgment Day standing tall because of Finn’s surprise appearance certainly cues up at least a Triple Threat of Bron VS Penta VS Finn, but maybe Dom gets himself in that match to “improve Judgment Day’s odds,” which just pisses Finn off and creates the real fallout in the group.
My Score: 8.9/10
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The Road to WrestleMania’s final lap!
We are just DAYS away from WrestleMania 42 in Las Vegas, and all the stars are shining tonight in Sacramento! But given the tension, is that a good idea or a bad idea?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Charlotte Flair w/ Alexa Bliss VS Lyra Valkyria w/ Bayley; Lyra wins.
- Six Man Tag: LA Knight & The Usos VS MFT; Knight & The Usos win.
- Iyo Sky VS Kairi Sane w/ Asuka; Kairi wins.
- Je’Von Evans & Dragon Lee VS JD McDonagh & Rusev; Evans & Dragon win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Roman Reigns speaks.
“What’d I tell you? I told you to take advantage of your time. When I won the Rumble, I told you to enjoy the relevancy that you had left. And what’d you do? You did exactly what I thought you would: You lied. You tried to revise all of the Tribal Chief’s history. But that’s the thing: Our fanbase, our crowd, the WWE Universe, they lived through it all, and all you did was expose yourself as a hypocrite.” Scenes review how Punk contradicted himself from his past, and even over the past year. Even Pat McAfee called Punk out on being a fraud. “What’d I say? Embarrassing.”
Roman admits he likes Pat, he really does. But never in the world has a punter ran his mouth to Roman. No one believes in Punk, it’s not 2012 anymore. The Tribal Chief doesn’t lie. That’s why everyone believes in him and trusts him. Tonight, Roman gives Punk one last opportunity: Either Punk tells the truth, or Roman will. “This message has been approved by Your Tribal Chief.”
Triple H and Adam Pearce are in the ring.
The Raw General Manager welcomes us to Monday Night Raw, and says that in order to make sure this match makes it to WrestleMania, Pearce has decided that the contract will be signed separately. But then “Ladies and gentlemen…” Paul Heyman walks out, makes his introductions, and says that for once in his life, Adam Pearce is correct! You damn right they’ll sign separately, because now it is Fight Week! That means no one needs to even get CLOSE to the Beast, BRRROCK! LESNAR!! With that, Sacramento cheers as Lesnar himself makes his entrance, pyro and all.
Lesnar & Heyman go to the ring, and Lesnar takes the pen to sign on the dotted line. No time wasted as Lesnar even tips his cap to HHH and Pearce. The fans cheer Lesnar, and Heyman says there we go. History made, contract signed, and it may as well be a death warrant with one man’s name across the bottom of it. The fans already cheer for “O~BA! HOOT!” Heyman frowns, but he says he is glad- OH, Lesnar takes the mic! “You wont’ even know his name after this weekend!”
Lesnar hands the mic back, and Heyman says this is what it boils down to. Sunday, in the REAL main event of WrestleMania, this is not a prediction, this is a spoiler: There is going to be a winner, there is going to be a loser. This Sunday, at WrestleMania, the loser’s name will be OBA, FEMI! The fans boo, but Heyman says the rumors that there can handle The Beast, the winner will be the greatest combat sports athlete ever, The Conqueror, BRRROCK! LESNARRR!! Lesnar & Heyman leave, but will Oba’s response be with actions, not words?
IShowSpeed starts training.
Austin Theory & Logan Paul meet up with him and ask if he’s ready. He says he’s not a pro-wrestler, this is his first match, and it’s at WrestleMania! Logan asks what Speed is saying. It doesn’t matter! Doubt looks disgusting on him! He’s a phenom! He IS IShowSpeed! Time to lock in! Grandest Stage of Them All! Think about it: The Usos are no longer WWE World Tag Team Champions, because of Speed; LA Knight got hit by those brass knuckles by Speed. They’re out to get him! If he thought being thrown into his computer was bad, it’ll be way worse. Lock in! Everyone hates Speed, except The Vision!
The Vision has Speed’s back, so time for Speed to have their back! Lock in! Let’s get this bread! Show of Shows! Speed says okay, let’s do it. The training montage begins, Logan & Theory coaching Speed through the drills. They tell Speed to tie up like you mean it! Speed does the scoops, the jumps, and even a suplex. Speed even goes the extra mile with a Boston Crab! Logan & Theory like it! Speed has locked in, but will he get shut down to start WrestleMania Saturday?
Charlotte Flair w/ Alexa Bliss VS Lyra Valkyria w/ Bayley!
The Queen helped “Blisster” sneak one on Bayley last Friday Night SmackDown, but now she must face The Morrigan! Will The Daughter of the Dirtiest Player in the Game have some more tricks up her proverbial sleeve? Or will Lyra make sure there’s a Change of Fortune before WrestleMania in Vegas?
Raw returns as Lyra makes her entrance, Bayley by her side. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. The fans “WOO~” for Charlotte but Lyra brushes that off. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Lyra headlocks for a takeover. Charlotte slips through to get a leg, but Lyra kicks her away. The fans cheer, Lyra headlocks for another takeover, but Charlotte headscissors. The fans rally up, Lyra moves around, and Lyra handstands to walk free! The fans “WHEW~!” for Lyra but Charlotte kips up, and the fans “WOO~!” Charlotte then eggs Lyra on, dodges her, and waistlocks for the SLAM!
The fans cheer while Charlotte taunts Lyra. Lyra rises, runs up, but Charlotte dodges and runs to RUN Lyra over! Charlotte throws up the Four Horsewomen for Bayley, but Lyra gets up to pie face Charlotte! The fans rally, Charlotte gets mad, but Lyra still pie faces her! Charlotte CHOPS Lyra, but Lyra dodges the next to CROSSBODY! And WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer and Bayley coaches Lyra. Lyra whips Charlotte, Charlotte reverses, but Lyra goes up and over! Lyra runs up, Charlotte dodges, but Lyra BOOTS her! Charlotte GAMANGIRIS in return! Charlotte whips, Lyra reverses, but Charlotte goes up and out!
Charlotte BOOT- NO, Lyra blocks the leg and SWEEPS the other! Lyra then WRECKS Charlotte with the dropkick! The fans fire up with Lyra, she takes aim, but Charlotte avoids the plancha! Charlotte BOOTS Lyra down, the fans “WOO~,” and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Charlotte stands tall, then steps on Lyra as she goes to the corner. Charlotte climbs up, but Lyra anchors a foot! Charlotte kicks Lyra away, adjusts, but Lyra YANKS her down! The fans rally as Lyra goes up, and PERIPETEIA!! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives the flying leg drop but Bayley coaches Lyra through. Lyra goes up the corner, the fans cheer, and she MOONSAULTS, but onto knees! Charlotte steps through but Lyra makes it a cradle, TWO! Charlotte escapes, but Lyra ENZIGIRIS! Charlotte staggers to the ropes, but she BOOTS in return! The fans rally again while Charlotte drags Lyra into the drop zone.
Charlotte climbs back up the corner, Bayley warns Lyra, MOONSAULT still hits! Cover, TWO! Lyra survives and Charlotte is shocked! Charlotte snarls, runs, and NATRUAL- NO, Lyra dodges, ghost pins, TWO!! Charlotte escapes again, but Lyra dodges the boot to ROCK her with a forearm! And RAM, then KICK, and CLUB away! Charlotte CHOPS back, then talks trash on Lyra. Charlotte kicks, Lyra blocks, and Lyra hooks the leg to FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives and the fans fire up! Lyra is frustrated but Bayley coaches her again. Lyra drags Charlotte up, fireman’s carries, but Charlotte fights free!
Charlotte TOSSES Lyra out onto Bayley! Charlotte then hurries to get Lyra back inside, pushes her to a corner, then runs up. Lyra ENZI- NO, Charlotte ducks it! Charlotte O’Conner Rolls Lyra, but Bayley trips Charlotte up! Lyra has the O’Conner now, AND LYRA WINS!
Winner: Lyra Valkyria, by pinfall
Bayley just returned the favor for Friday, but that pisses Charlotte off! Alexa gets in on this, too, but the ref tries to keep this from turning into a fight! Add in the Irresistible Force AND The Bella Twins, are we about to see fireworks at WrestleMania?
LA Knight meets up with The Usos.
He asks them if they saw the IShowSpeed training montage, and they say nope. They just saw Knight throw him through his own screen on his own stream. Knight says they’ll all get a chance at those cross-eyed halfwits at WrestleMania. But wait, what’s MFT doing here? Solo Sikoa leads JC Mateo, Talla Tonga & Tonga Loa in, and he says good to see them, too. But this is what he was talking about! This family is just one big mess! Solo’s dealing with a lot on SmackDown with Jacob Fatu, and Tama Tonga isn’t here when he should be. And every time he watches Raw, The Usos make the family look bad just hanging out with this clown!
Jimmy says lil’ brother has a big problem. Knight says hey, they were all wondering how to get themselves on Raw tonight, and here’s our solution! Any three of the MFT goon squad can meet Knight & The Usos out there, they can get a Six Man Tag practice in! It’ll be him, Jim, and Jey, and ALL of MFT will get slapped back to factory settings! YEAH! Knight head out, Solo asks what Jey says to that. Jey says YEET. The Usos head out, will they and the Mega Star tear down Solo’s family tree as a warm-up for WrestleMania?
Stephanie Vaquer is here!
The fans cheer as La Primera heads to the ring, the WWE Women’s World Championship on her shoulder. Cathy Kelley is in the ring to talk about the escalation between Vaquer and Liv Morgan. OH SNAP, Liv CLOBBERS Vaquer into Cathy! Liv gets payback for Vaquer knocking Liv into Roxie last week, and Liv HAMMERS away on the champ! The fans fire up as Vaquer turns things around, but producers and refs rush out here already! The fans boo, they want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Liv is shrieking, Vaquer is seething, but Liv grabs a mic to shout that Vaquer fight her here and now!
Liv knew Vaquer’s mama was trash, but who knew she raised such a little b*tch!! Liv throws the mic down, Vaquer grabs it up and tells Liv off in Spanish, “Why wait ‘til WrestleMania?!” Vaquer storms the ring and the brawl is back on! The fans fire up, but the producers and refs hurry to pull them apart! Vaquer and Liv get what kicks they can, then Vaquer gets loose! Vaquer CLOBBERS Liv against the ropes! Liv tumbles out but she wants back in! “YOU’RE DONE FOR!!” There’s madness in Liv’s eyes, there’s determination in Vaquer’s, but who will survive when these two finally have it out?
Backstage interview with Iyo Sky.
Jackie Redmond is with The Genius and brings up her helping Rhea Ripley over the last few weeks. But after her match with Jade Cargill on SmackDown, is there anything Iyo wants to say? Iyo says she lost, but she doesn’t regret fighting for her friend. And at WrestleMania, no one will be rooting for Rhea Ripley more than Iyo Sky! But then in step the Kabuki Warriors. Asuka smirks as she tells Iyo that Rhea is not her problem, dummy. Last year, Iyo went into WrestleMania as Women’s World Champion. But this year, it’s just as “Rhea’s sidekick.” Iyo says she has had enough of this!
Iyo tells Kairi that she does NOT have to take this from Asuka! Asuka tells her to shut up! Asuka says Kairi is loyal to her senpai. And she’ll prove it tonight against IYO! Kairi is worried but Asuka says Kairi’s got this. Kairi says, “Right, senpai.” Asuka says good girl! Asuka leads Kairi away, but could this fight be just the thing to reach through to her? Or will the Empress of Tomorrow always have an iron grip on the Pirate Princess?
The Usos are in the concourse!
The fans are already fired up as Jimmy & Jey come through! Uce, please, please, hit their music! UH UH, YEET!! Sacramento bounces along, and it is time to see if #BigJim, Main Event Jey & The Mega Star can work as a trio!
Six Man Tag: LA Knight & The Usos VS MFT!
Raw returns as LA Knight makes his entrance, joining The Usos in the ring. Now MFT makes their entrance, and they’ve selected Tonga Loa, JC Mateo & Solo Sikoa himself to fight this one out. The teams sort out, and JC starts against Jimmy. The bell rings, the two tie up, and JC throws hands on Jimmy! JC whips, Jimmy goes up and over to mule kick! Then pop, lock and UPPERCUT! Jimmy RAMS JC into the corner, he tags Jey, and Jey runs up to ROCK JC! Jey waits on JC, runs up and LARIATS him up and out! JC flops to the floor, Jimmy holds the ropes for Jey to FLY! Direct hit on JC at the ramp and the fans fire up!
Jey hurries back into the ring, he gets the fans to YEET, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again, and Solo has Jey down with a shoulder claw! The fans rally for Jey, he fights up, and he fires body shots! Jey ROCKS Solo, then ROCKS JC and Loa for good measure! Jey fires more hands, then runs, but Solo CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but Solo BLASTS Jimmy! Solo mocks Knight by spelling it out, then he drags Jey up. Solo taunts Knight, but he blocks Jey’s kick! Only to get the DRAGON WHIP! The fans fire up while both men are down, and they both crawl, hot tags to Knight and Loa! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Loa & JC with a LAIRAT, a BIG back suplex, then a TOSS!
The fans cheer as Knight waves by to JC, but Loa scoops! Knight slips free to REVERSE DDT! Knight rolls back to his feet and goes to the corner! The fans join in as Knight spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, but JC SPLASHES on it! Jimmy SUPERKICKS JC! Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Jimmy! Jey dodges one, then he DUMPS Solo out! Jey builds speed and DIVES, but Solo catches him! And SLAM DUNKS him on the desk! The fans boo but Solo then spots… Tama Tonga! Solo demands to know where Tama was, as does Tama’s brother, Talla. But in the ring, B F T for Loa! Cover, Knight & Usos win!
Winners: LA Knight & The Usos, by pinfall
Solo is speechless! He got distracted by dysfunction and he lost the match! Does this not bode well for the coming Street Fight against the Wyatts?
GUNTHER is here!
Sacramento boos Der Ring General as he walks down the ramp and to the ring, a smile on his face. But what will “The Career Killer” have to say about his coming match with Seth Rollins? We’ll find out, after the break.
Raw returns with Gunther in the ring, mic in hand. The fans boo but Gunther just soaks it all up with a laugh. But then SETH ROLLINS rushes the ring! Rollins TACKLES Gunther and the scrap is on! The fans cheer as Rollins takes the fight to Gunther, but Gunther bails out of the ring! Rollins throws off the jacket, grabs the mic, and shouts, “Two weeks in a row, you’ve jumped me! That’s your receipt, Gunther! And in six nights at WrestleMania, I finish the job!” The fans cheer that! Rollins says Gunther thinks this is personal for him.
If that’s the truth and not just Gunther kissing Heyman’s ass for a favor, then be a man and walk back into the ring, look Rollins in the eye, and tell him why he wants to fight Rollins! The fans cheer but Gunther hesitates. Gunther tells Rollins off in German, but then he storms back down to ringside. The fans sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” for Rollins while Gunther grabs a new mic. Gunther gets right in Rollins’ face and tells him, “Yeah, sure, Seth. I am solving Heyman’s problem, and I’ll do it with a smile on my face, because you are pissing me off!” For years, Rollins strutted around like he’s the best when in reality, he’s NOT, GUNTHER IS!
And if Rollins were honest with himself, he never wanted to find out! Because when Gunther was World Heavyweight Champion, seeking out the highest level of competition, Rollins became a useful idiot for Heyman! So at WrestleMania, it IS personal! Gunther is setting the record straight as he shows Rollins can’t lace Gunther’s boots! The forearms fly again and the fans fire up! Rollins fires more shots, but Gunther KNEES low! Gunther reels Rollins in, but Rollins slips free to BOOT Gunther down! Gunther bails out again! But then Rollins lines up a shot, only for Gunther to avoid the Curb Stomp!
Gunther runs away into the crowd, Rollins’ eyes locked on him like a hawk! Rollins goes back to the ring to stand on the corner, and the fans all sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins and Gunther finally have it out, but who will #BurnItDown in Las Vegas?
Dominik Mysterio talks with Adam Pearce in his office.
Dirty Dom complains that not only does Pearce give that deadbeat dad, Rey Mysterio, a chance at Dom’s Intercontinental Championship in that ladder match, and now Dom has to face THE DEMON at WrestleMania?! Finn Balor swore The Demon was dead, so that doesn’t even make any sense! The contract was for Dom VS Finn, not a demon! This is not fair, cancel the match. Does all Dom do is complain? First of all, Rey is a WWE Hall of Famer, he deserves to be in a title match like that at WrestleMania.
And if we wanna talk Dom VS Demon, when Dom goes back to the clubhouse, he should stop in front of the first mirror there is and stare right into the face looking back at him. Dom will hopefully see one of two things: One, Rey does deserve this match; and when it comes to Finn, Dom is getting what he deserves. Have a great night. Dom says that’s not fair! Dom got himself into this situation, can he find a way out of it? Or will The Demon drag Dom to Hell in Sin City?
Iyo Sky VS Kairi Sane w/ Asuka!
The Genius did what she could against The Storm on Friday, but now she handles some personal business of her own here on Monday. Will Iyo find a way to free Kairi from Asuka’s emotional manipulation? Or is Kairi already too far gone?
Raw returns as Kairi makes her entrance, Asuka by her side. The bell rings and Kairi runs up! Iyo dodges, but Kairi comes back to THESZ PRESS! Kairi rains down fists, but Iyo turns things around to return those shots. Kairi HAMMERS Iyo, DRIBBLES her off the mat, then stomps Iyo down! Cocky cover, ONE! Kairi whips Iyo but Iyo reverses, only for Kairi to reverse back. Kairi then RAMS Iyo into the corner! The fans are torn as Kairi runs corner to corner, SLIDING D! Then Kairi pushes Iyo to the drop zone and climbs the corner. Kairi hits a FLYING KABUKI ELBOW! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Kairi sits Iyo up.
Kairi kicks Iyo around, pushes her around, and eggs her on. Kairi drags Iyo up, but Iyo fires body shots. Kairi snapmares and chinlocks, but the fans rally for Iyo as she endures. Iyo fights up, but Kairi CLUBS her back down! Kairi squeezes tight, but the fans rally up harder. Iyo rises again, but Kairi kicks low! Kairi whips, Iyo reverses, and Iyo hip tosses, only for Kairi to roll through! They speed things up, Kairi goes up and RANAS, but Iyo handsprings through! The fans cheer Iyo as she then ducks, redirects, and pommels over Kairi! Iyo sweeps the leg and SHOTGUNS Kairi out!
The fans fire up for Iyo while she goes to the apron. Kairi anchors a leg and she YANKS Iyo down! Iyo smacks off the apron, then Kairi sends her into barriers. Iyo mule kicks in return, then goes up onto the barriers, to QUEBRADA! Direct hit on Kairi and Sacramento cheers while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Iyo CLOBBERS Kairi! Kairi comes back, but Iyo dodges to ELBOW, UPPERCUT, and SHOTEI! Kairi ducks the buzzsaw but not the HEEL KICK! Iyo whips, Kairi reverses, but Iyo goes up and out. Iyo KICKS Kairi in the ropes, then goes up top for a MISSILE DROPKICK! Iyo kips up and the fans fire up for the crazy taunt! Iyo runs corner to corner for the SHINKANSEN! Iyo drags Kairi into the drop zone, steps on her as she goes to the corner, then climbs again. But Kairi trips Iyo up! Iyo hits buckles, but she fires a forearm in return! Kairi goes outside now and Iyo climbs up.
Iyo drags Kairi to the very top of the corner, and the fans fire up again. Kairi resists whatever Iyo is planning, and she HEADBUTTS Iyo! Iyo falls into the Tree of Woe, but she manages to SHOTEI! Kairi distracts the ref, Asuka SMACKS Iyo off the post! The fans boo, the ref wonders what happened, but RHEA RIPLEY is here! Iyo helped Rhea, now Rhea’s gonna help Iyo! Rhea runs up and HEADBUTTS Asuka! Then a pump handle for- NO, Jade Cargill CLOBBERS Rhea! The Storm followed Mami to Raw for a moment like this! But Iyo DIVES and takes Jade down! Asuka eggs Iyo on, but Kairi drags Iyo up!
Iyo ducks the uraken to GAMANGIRI! Kairi falls into place, Iyo climbs up again, but Kairi again distracts the ref! Asuka trips Iyo up again! Kairi rolls Iyo up, Kairi wins!
Winner: Kairi Sane, by pinfall
Iyo can’t believe it! The Kabuki Warriors celebrate their victory together, is there no freeing Kairi from the hold Asuka has on her?
Triple H and Adam Pearce are back in the ring!
Just as they did to open the night, The Game and the Raw General Manager are here, ready for the other signature on the contract. Pearce welcomes out Brock Lesnar’s WrestleMania opponent, The Ruler, Oba Femi! The fans cheer as “O~BA!” indeed struts his way to the ring. Oba takes the contract and the pen, signs his part, then takes the mic. But HHH points to the stage, because Heyman has reappeared. The fans continue to chant for “O~BA!” Heyman says he’s been in this industry for his entire life, and he has never, ever seen someone come across to the audience as the biggest star as fast as Oba Femi.
And being in the industry his entire life, Heyman knows where he is safe and where he is not, for Oba is a violent man. Heyman will stay here on stage, if that’s okay with Oba. But being the violent man Oba is, he is the most violent person to come into the WWE since… Well, Brock Lesnar! Oba is the fastest rising star in the WWE since Brock Lesnar. Oba is the most impressive athlete, most impressive fighter, most impressive combat athlete. The fans chant more, but Heyman says they’re starting to piss him off. But the fact of the matter is, on Sunday, this all comes to an end.
On Sunday, everything that Oba has built comes crashing down! It comes crashing down in Suplex City, it comes crashing down with an F5, it comes crashing down when Oba is conquered by BRRROCK LESNARRR! The chants just get louder, but Heyman says there is no shame in a loss like this. There is nothing but pride, because Oba is in the real main event of WrestleMania! And when you get conquered, and by God you will be conquered by Brock Lesnar… Heyman gives Oba his word, that when Oba needs to rebuild after WrestleMania, Heyman’s door will always be open to Oba Femi.
The fans boo, but Oba says, “Paul, it’s taking everything in me to not come down that ramp and beat you pillar to post.” The fans cheer for that! They even chant, “BEAT HIS ASS!” Oba says it is deeper than that. The physical pain and scars will heal. If Oba beats Heyman up, the physical will heal. But the emotional wounds from Oba beating The Beast will last forever! The fans cheer again, and Oba says as far as that door, go ahead and close it. The only door Oba needs open is already open, and that is the door to WrestleMania!
Because two months ago, Heyman and his Beast issued an Open Challenge to whoever dared to step up, without even caring who would. And why would Heyman? Because there has been 25 years of history that says Lesnar cannot be beat. But Oba has four weeks of history that says Lesnar absolutely can! And this has never been personal, it is all just business. But this time, it is different! Heyman can feel it, Oba can feel it, the fans can feel it! It is time to put an end to The Beast! Heyman’s been there the whole way, has been Lesnar’s friend, Advocate, mouthpiece, and a good one at that. But he’s never been an honest one!
The fans chant for Oba again, and Oba says if Heyman were honest, he would’ve come out here and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and my client, Brock Lesnar, is SCARED of Oba Femi! He is AFRAID of Oba Femi!” Because this is The Ruler, the Bringer of War, the Mountain You Cannot Conquer, and at WrestleMania, Oba will slay the Beast, because he is THE ONE! The fans fire up again, and Oba says he IS the one. He knows it, the fans know it, and at WrestleMania, Heyman will know it, too! Heyman seems forlorn. But is it for Lesnar? Or over what Lesnar will do to Oba to prove Oba wrong?
Je’Von Evans & Dragon Lee VS JD McDonagh & Rusev!
Before they all battle in the Six Pack Ladder Match, the Young OG teams with the Boy Wonder against the Irish Ace and Bulgarian Brute! Which side builds momentum before things truly escalate at WrestleMania?
Raw returns as JD makes his entrance, joining the others in the ring. The teams sort out and JD starts against Dragon, but then BLASTS Dragon and Je’Von in the corner! JD stomps Dragon, SLAPS him, then CHOPS him! Dragon turns things around to CHOP, but JD kicks low again. JD bumps Dragon off buckles, CHOPS him, then stomps him down. JD stomps away on Dragon but stops as the ref counts. JD drags Dragon up to short arm LARIAT! Then he BOOTS Evans off the apron! JD drags Dragon back up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE! Dragon is tougher than that, but JD drags him around.
JD bumps Dragon off buckles, then tags Rusev. Rusev drags Dragon up for a GUT WRENCH PLEX! Rusev brings Dragon back up to suplex high and hard! Rusev runs to ELBOW DROP! Dragon flounders but Rusev KICKS him in the back! Rusev drags Dragon up, tags JD in, and they mug Dragon. JD wrenches Dragon to then hit a BIG back suplex! Dragon writhes but the fans rally up. JD drags Dragon back to the corner and tags Rusev back in. Rusev and JD stomp Dragon down while the fans tell them off. Rusev and Dragon trade shots, but Rusev KNEES low! Rusev reels Dragon in, lifts him up, but Dragon fights to RANA!
The fans cheer as Dragon hurries, hot tag to Evans! Evans hurdles over Rusev, BLASTS JD, then dodges Rusev to DROPKICK! Evans says time to go crazy! He DIVES onto JD! Rusev storms up to the ropes but Evans GAMANGIRIS! Then he springboards to FLYIGN LARIAT! The fans fire up again, and Evans goes up and over to dodge JD! Evans clinches but Rusev whips! Evans grabs ropes, he DUMPS Rusev out, and he builds speed again, but Rusev blocks the kick! Rusev SWATS Evans, Evans staggers, but JD YANKS Dragon from the apron! JD RAMS Dragon into the apron, then goes up to ASAI MOONSAULT!
Down goes Dragon, but Evans DECKS JD! The fans fire up for Evans as he runs in around the way, but Rusev catches the crossbody! The fans fire up as Rusev FALL AWAY SLAMS Evans up and over the desk! The Son of Thunder roars while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again with Evans and Rusev both down! They crawl, hot tags to Dragon and JD! Dragon runs to FLYING RANA JD onto Rusev! Then Dragon puts JD back in, he dodges JD to SNAP GERMAN! And SUPERKICK! And then he builds speed, but JD STANDING SPANISH FLIES to counter! Cover, Evans breaks it up! But Rusev returns to CLUB Evans, whips him to ropes, but Evans hits the RED DOT GAMANGIRI! Rusev goes outside, but Evans FLIES out to take him down! Dragon aims at JD, but JD dodges the Dragon Blade! Dragon slips through JD’s lariat, sunset flips and stacks, TWO! But into the STYLES CLASH!! Cover, Dragon & Evans win!
Winners: Je’Von Evans & Dragon Lee, by pinfall
It was fast ‘n’ furious to finish, but Rusev CLOBBERS the winners for it! FALL AWAY SLAM for Evans, SWINGING SLAM for Dragon! Rusev stomps Dragon Lee and clamps on the ACCOLADE! But REY MYSTERIO rushes out here! The King of Lucha slides in, dodges Rusev, and fires off fast hands! Rusev shoves Rey but Rey dropkicks the legs out! Rusev’s on the ropes, and the fans fire up as Rey dials it up! But Rusev LARIATS first! Wait, here comes PENTA! The final piece of the puzzle is here, and he GAMANGIRIS Rusev! Then he CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Penta runs, springboards, but into a MACHKA KICK!!
Evans ROCKS Rusev, then goes up, up, O G- NO, Rusev catches Evans to URENAGE! Rusev is rampaging, he even shoves JD to MACHKA KICK! MACHKA KICK for Rey! MACHKA KICK for Penta! And then a MACHKA KICK for Dragon Lee! Rusev clamps the ACCOLADE back on, and he bends Dragon back! Dragon taps, but it doesn’t matter now! Rusev shoves Dragon down, will nothing stop him from rising up to take the Intercontinental Championship?
Adam Pearce is on the phone.
The Raw GM says it doesn’t get any bigger! The Greatest of All Time, JOHN CENA, hosting WrestleMania 42! Yeah, that’s huge! But then Danhausen interrupts. Is that him? Him who? John Cena. Speaking of which, Danhausen would like to address his demandhausens. Since Danhausen is undefeated at 1-0 and surely a future Hall of Famer, some referring to him as the Uberest of All Time, Danhausen demands to speak with Mr. Cena. No, not happening. But since Cena is hosting WrestleMania, Danhausen can talk to him there, surely Cena will be delighted for that. Now, if you’ll excuse Pearce, he has to finish this call.
Danhausen hopes he can see Cena, since you can’t see me. Pearce says he needs a drink. He ends his call, but then Danhausen is gone. Maybe we really can’t see Danhausen… But is WrestleMania about to be cursed?
Roman Reigns heads to the ring!
Sacramento cheers, raising their ones to the sky for the OTC! Roman gave CM Punk the ultimatum to open the show, how will the WWE World Heavyweight Champion choose to close the show? We’re going to find out, after the break.
Raw returns as Roman stands in the ring. He raises his finger to the sky and gets the pyro. Roman then grabs a mic, and the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” Roman takes a moment while the fans duel between “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” and “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” The “O T C! O T C!” takes over, and Roman nods before saying, “Sacramento…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer, but then CM Punk makes his entrance after all! The fans cheer all the same, and they even sing along with Cult of Personality. Roman waits, but Punk doesn’t come out from the stage! He’s in the crowd!
Roman realizes this, and he watches Punk make his way down, high-fiving fans as he goes. Punk eventually reaches ringside, and he smiles as he sees Roman’s eyes are locked on him. Punk steps up onto the desk, shows off the Sacramento Kings colored merch shirt, and says, “After watching the cold open, what amounts to a political smear campaign put together I assume by yourself, I’ve come out here to tell the truth. And I’m gonna have the people of Sacramento be my witnesses, and Roman, you can be the judge, the jury, and the executioner. So, as I tell my story, as I tell my truth, tell me when I’m telling lies.”
Punk hops off the desk, but Roman tells him if he steps into the ring, they won’t need these mics. Punk still walks up the steel steps, goes to the apron, and he stares Roman down while the fans continue dueling chants. Punk says he thought about this over the last few weeks. He hates Roman, because he envies Roman. “This is all I ever wanted. This is the only dream I had in my heart since I was a little kid. And I envy the fact that it was handed to you. And I hate that you were champion for 1,316 days. Because after some self-reflection, I hate that I know how hard you worked your ass off to be that great.
“In the history books, in the future, when they talk about legacy, they’re not gonna ask how, they’re gonna ask how many. And I hate that number, 1316. I hate the amount of times you’ve main-evented WrestleMania. Tell me when I’m telling lies, Roman. Have I lied? I hate that I envy, I hate that I feel this way. Sika was a great man. Sika was a great wrestler. Sika was a champion, Sika’s a Hall of Famer. And I love and respect the old-timers. And I hate the fact that I invoked your father’s name in vain. And I sincerely apologize to you.”
The fans are a bit torn over that, but now Punk steps into the ring, steps closer to Roman, and Punk says, “I hate that there’s more than one royal family in professional wrestling. And I hate that I envy the fact that I wasn’t born into a dynasty. I don’t know what having that kind of family is like. CM Punk was born in the backyards, avenues, and alleyways of Chicago. I was a misfit who had to find my own family, and I found my family in the streets of Sacramento.
“I found my family in the locker rooms of every VFW Hall or Knights of Columbus, or in dilapidated, burned out, Midwest barns, Fireside Bowl bowling alleys, abandoned churches. I found my family and my people on the indies, and I conquered the indies, and then I went to Japan. I went to England, I went to Puerto Rico, I went all around the world twice. I wasn’t handed anything, I wasn’t born on third base with a silver spoon. I busted my ass, and I made pro-wrestling my home, and I made them my family.” The fans cheer all that, too!
Punk says he hates that he feels this way, that he has to share any of it with Roman, especially the fact that it’s his first singles match headlining WrestleMania. Tell him when he’s telling lies. Punk says on April 19th, he has gold on his shoes, gold around his waist, and later that night, after the desert sun has set and the dry air gets cold with steam rising off his beat up, bloody face, he’ll have gold above his head. The ring announcer will be saying, “AND STILL Heavyweight Champion of the World,” with Las Vegas chanting, “C! M! PUNK!” The fans duel again while Roman starts to get anxious.
Punk says again, “Tell me when I’m telling lies.” Roman says that’s the truest stuff he’s ever heard Punk say. Until the end. Roman will tell Punk some truths. Roman hates Punk, too. Roman has hated Punk for a long time. But the main reason is because of Punk’s relationship with all the fans. Roman hopes he can get to the point where when he leaves, the fans all miss him as much as they missed Punk. That one day, when Roman leaves, they chant for Roman for ten years straight. That’s the truest thing Punk has, it’s the connection with the fans, and no one can ever take that from him.
But on Sunday, that is Punk’s truth, but it is not the reality. The reality is that time is up. Punk had two months and he did nothing with it! On Sunday, it ain’t #AndStill, it is #AndNEW! This nostalgia act experiment is done. On Sunday, they fix the mess Punk started. On Sunday, they make this place where they had it: at the very top, worth every single dollar! On Sunday, Tribal Chief takes over, and Punk will ACKNOWLEDGE HIM! Roman and Punk stare down while the fans chant for them both. Raw goes off the air, but who wins the most important match of all at WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
A very good go-home episode of Raw, though it couldn’t quite escape the Go Home Syndrome. Very good promo from Roman to call out Punk, and a very good segment from them both to end the show, but they already maxed out the heat so there wasn’t much they could add. On the flipside, really good stuff with Vaquer’s interview promo turning into a brawl with Liv. They turned up the heat again, which I didn’t think was possible, and those two are gonna tear each other apart. Kudos to Cathy Kelley for taking that bump, too.
Rollins and Gunther had a good brawl that then turned into a promo that then turned back into a brawl, but I don’t know if it really explained why this was “personal.” Gunther might dislike Rollins being flamboyant and all, but this is still just to get the eventual match with Lesnar. Speaking of Lesnar, very good stuff with him, Heyman, and Oba Femi. Heyman does great on the mic as always, but Oba held his own, especially for only being in pro-wrestling for just a couple years. I would really hope Oba does win at Mania, especially with it opening WrestleMania Sunday, which they’re making sure to have air even on “ESPN proper,” the cable channel! The most eyes on that match possible, and WWE better make the right move.
Very good matches to send some people to Mania with momentum, though the Women’s Tag Division is missing some fire given Nikki Bella is still a game day decision. Charlotte VS Lyra was a very good match all the same, with Bayley cheating Charlotte back for what happened on Friday. No idea where the math lands on that, but that makes the Fatal 4 Way tag a lot of fun. Meanwhile, Rusev clearly go-home-mathed himself out of winning the Intercontinental title after he destroyed all five other men in that ladder match. To me, it’ll either be Rey Mysterio winning or Penta retaining, and we can have something just as fun for Backlash.
Very good interaction from Knight, Usos and MFT, though MFT showing up was literally just so they could do this Six Man Tag and have a team lose to Knight & Usos. Well, they did add to the MFT dysfunction so there is that. It might be a bit obvious, but someone is likely leaving MFT this Friday during that Street Fight. The obvious move is Tama being exiled, but I would love if Tama got his literal brothers, Talla & Loa, on his side to exile Solo. Good montage from IShowSpeed with Logan & Theory, but this is still wrestling tropes/cliche where Speed doesn’t just apologize and wash his hands of this. Either Speed should ditch Vision, or Vision ditches Speed.
We finally got some better stuff with Rhea and Jade, but that was only because it joined the Iyo-Kairi-Asuka triangle here on Raw. It’d be a little last minute, but #RheYo VS Kabuki Warriors could be a good go-home match on SmackDown to see how Rhea looks going into her match with Jade. The Iyo-Kairi-Asuka triangle can also continue with a proper build going towards Backlash.
My Score: 8.7/10
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This could be a battle of biblical proportions!
MJF says he’s The Devil, Kenny Omega is “God,” but who will be AEW World Championship after they clash in Dynasty’s main event?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zero Hour – Alex Windsor VS Marina Shafir; Windsor wins.
- Zero Hour – Kamille VS Big Anne; Kamille wins.
- Zero Hour – AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis; Jack wins and retains the title.
- Zero Hour – AEW Women’s Tag Team Championships: The Divine Dominion VS Maya World & Hyan; The Divine Dominion wins and retains the titles.
- Kazuchika Okada & Konosuke Takeshita VS The Young Bucks; The Bucks win.
- Chris Jericho VS Ricochet w/ The Gates of Agony; Ricochet wins.
- AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Darby Allin VS Andrade El Idolo; Darby wins and will challenge for the title.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Adam Copeland & Christian Cage; FTR wins and retains the titles.
- Vacant TNT Championship Casino Gauntlet: Kevin Knight wins and is the new AEW TNT Champion.
- AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Jamie Hayter; wins and
- AEW World Trios Championships: The Dogs VS Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong & ???
- AEW Continental Championship: Jon Moxley VS Will Ospreay; wins and
- AEW World Championship: MJF VS Kenny Omega; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
It’s the Dynasty Zero Hour!
Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, Paul Wight & Jeff Jarrett in discussing, analyzing, and predicting all the action going down in Vancouver, British Columbia!
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
But the Babe with the Power doesn’t get to say much before KAMILLE attacks!! Mercedes Mone’s former enforcer is back and she’s throwing Willow into the garage door again and again and again! Then she stands over Willow to say, “I’m back, baby.” Will this American Gladiator prove Willow is NOT the Comeback Killer?
Zero Hour – Alex Windsor VS Marina Shafir!
While Iron Will Windsor is NJPW Strong Women’s Champion, this fight ain’t about the gold! This is because Windsor wants to cut off “the ass” of the snake that is The Death Riders before Will Ospreay goes for the head! Will this Brawling Bird solve The Problem tonight? Or will Marina clip this bird’s wings?
The bell rings and the fans rally up already. The two talk trash, then they run up to fire hands! Marina whips Windsor to the corner, but Windsor BOOTS her back! Windsor runs up and LARIATS Marina down! The fans fire up while Marina bails out. Windsor goes to the apron, CANNONBALLS to the floor, and the fans cheer that goal! Windsor puts Marina in the ring, CLOBBERS Marina, then rains down fists! The fans rally behind Windsor and she clinches for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, then SLIDING- NO, Marina blocks the lariat into an ARMBAR! Windsor clasps hands, fights around, and high stacks, TWO!
Marina keeps hold of the arm, breaks the grip, but Windsor hurries to stack again! TWO and Marina lets Windsor go. The two go to corners, but Marina runs up, only for Windsor to put Marina on the apron. Marina ROCKS Windsor, then catches her into a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands while the fans are torn, but Marina lets go at 4. Marina then trips Windsor, brings her outside, and scuffs her with a kick. Marina drags Windsor up, whips her into railing, and Windsor flops to the floor! The fans rally while Marina refreshes the ring count. Marina steps on Windsor, taunts the fans, but the ref counts.
Marina steps off at 4, drags Windsor back up, and puts her in the ring. Marina stalks Windsor but Windsor fires body shots! Marina KICKS Windsor, then looms over her. Marina grabs an arm, wrenches and SAYANAGIS! The fans rally for Windsor but Marina drags her up again. SAYANAGI! Marina smirks as she steps on Windsor’s face! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Marina steps off. Marina clamps onto Windsor for a full nelson, but Windsor fights up, only for Marina to SAYANAGI again! The fans rally for Windsor as she up kicks at Marina. Marina storms up on Windsor, whips corner to corner hard, and Windsor falls down.
Marina whips Windsor corner to corner again, then runs up, but Windsor dodges! Marina’s foot hits buckles and she falls to the apron, then the floor. Marina clutches a toe but manages to slide into the ring. Marina grabs Windsor’s foot but Windsor kicks at her. Marina cartwheels through and clamps on with a chinbar. Marina talks trash on Windsor for being “cheeky,” then whips her corner to corner. Windsor comes back to CLOBBER Marina! The fans fire up as Windsor keeps moving, redirects Marina, and RUNS her over again! The fans rally as Windsor ducks ‘n’ dodges and redirects again, FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE!
The fans rally while both women are down. Windsor rises and the fans fire up again! Windsor grabs Marina’s legs, steps through, but Windsor fights the Sharpshooter to have a TRIANGLE HOLD! They roll, Marina has a cover, TWO! Marina runs up, clinches, and URENAGES! Cover, TWO! Windsor survives but Marina clamps on again with a KIMURA! The fans boo but Windsor endures. Windsor fights up, fires body shots, then rolls Marina up, TWO! Both women hurry to their feet, and Marina ROCKS Windsor! Windsor wobbles but she don’t fall down! Marina ROCKS her again, but Windsor just eggs Marina on!
Marina CHOPS, Windsor CHOPS, and repeat! Then Windsor fires a flurry of forearms! Marina BODY BLOWS Windsor, KNEES again and again, then she soaks up the heat from Vancouver. Marina has a wristlock, but Windsor turns the ripcord into a HEADBUTT! Windsor runs, but into a BOOT! Both women are down as the fans fire up again! A standing count starts as both women rise up. Marina KICKS Windsor in the chest, but Windsor eggs her on! Marina KICKS her down again! The fans fire up as Windsor rises, blocks a kick, and HEAD- NO, Marina hits a SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! KICK! But Windsor’s right up!
Windsor blocks a kick, HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS again! Pump handle DRIVER!! Cover, Windsor wins!
Winner: Alex Windsor, by pinfall
Another victory for Windsor over Marina, and yet why is Marina still smiling? Does she just like fighting that much? As for Windsor, will Ospreay follow suit and get a win of his own tonight?
Zero Hour – Kamille VS Big Anne!
We just saw how this American Gladiator “answered” Willow Nightingale’s return challenge by cancelling tonight’s TBS Championship match! Will Kamille’s return turn into a rampage? Or will Big Anne get a big win in her AEW debut?
The bell rings and Kamille RAMS Anne into a corner! Kamille CLUBS away on Anne, then stomps away! The ref counts, Kamille backs off, and she whips Anne corner to corner hard! Kamille SPLASHES, then short arm LARIATS! The fans boo but Kamille soaks up the heat. Kamille drags Anne up, TOSSES her away, and she runs to BOOT Anne down! The fans continue to boo but Kamille drags Anne up again. Kamille wants Anne to look at the camera before the torture rack! Kamille THRASHES Anne around, before hitting the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, Kamille wins!
Winner: Kamille, by pinfall
Talk about making an impact! But now Willow wants her payback! The ref and the medical trainer both want Willow to wait, but Willow goes to the ring, only for Kamille to CLOBBER her again! Kamille bumps Willow off buckles, then stomps away and CLUBS away! The fans boo but Kamille soaks up that heat. Kamille runs up and SPLASHES Willow! Then she says one more, and SPLASHES again! Wait, Kamile still wants more! And she BOOTS Willow right down! Kamille pats Willow on the head and says she’ll see her again real soon. Will Kamille take Willow’s smile as well as the TBS Championship?
Zero Hour – AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis!
It was a wonderful night for Jungle Jack back at Revolution as he won this title in his hometown of Los Angeles! But now he defends his title in Vancouver, against the Don Callis Family’s Dunkzilla! Will Davis refill the family’s treasury with this gold? Or will Dynasty be all about that Tarzan Life?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if Jack can stay golden!
The bell rings and the fans rally up for Jack. Davis and Jack tie up, and Davis THROWS Jack to a corner! The fans rally, Jack says okay, hold on, and he resets with Davis. Jack slips around, headlocks, but Davis powers up and out to then CLOBBER Jack! Jack flounders away and asks for another breather. The fans rally as Jack comes back, dodges Davis, and KICKS, KICKS, and CHOPS! Jack shoves, Davis shoves back, but Jack flips up and over Davis to then DROPKICK him out! The fans fire up as Jack aims, PLANCHAS, but Davis catches Jack! The fans fire up as Davis pops Jack up and brings him around the way, only for Jack to POST Davis first!
The fans fire up as Jack then uses the post to swing and DROPKICK Davis again! The fans cheer as Jack shoves Davis into the ring. Jack HOTSHOTS Davis, goes up top, but Davis snatches Jack for the ROCKET LAUNCHER! Jack tumbles away but Davis digs his forearms into Jack! Davis runs to SLIDING FOREARM! Jack sputters in the corner while Davis snarls. Davis drags Jack to center, kneeling cover, TWO! Cocky as it was, it almost kept Jack down. Davis kicks Jack around, scoops and SLAMS, then he SENTONS on top! Davis pushes Jack to a cover, TWO! Davis clamps onto Jack with a chinlock, and even digs his knee in.
The fans rally as Jack endures, and Jack fights up to fire body shots. Davis KNEES low, then whips Jack to ropes. Jack ducks the boot, then JAWBREAKERS back! Davis runs up but Jack DUMPS him out! Jack then goes up, up, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down goes Davis and the fans fire up with Jack! Jack high-fives some fans, drags Davis up and brings him around. Jack shoves Davis into the ring, the fans rally up, and Jack climbs again. But Davis grabs Jack again! Davis climbs up this time, but Jack SLAPS and CHOPS Davis! Then he CLAWS Davis’s eyes before he HEADBUTTS Davis down! Then Jack DIVING-
NO, Jack has to roll through as Davis dodges! Jack ELBOWS Davis, ROLLING ELBOWS, then hits SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Davis survives. Jack nods and he brings Davis up. The fans rally, Jack reels Davis in, but Davis is too hefty for that! Jack CLUBS away on Davis, and he still tries! Jack lifts Davis, but Davis powers up to BACKDROP Jack out! Davis runs and BLASTS Jack off apron and into railing! Jack slumps down but the fans rally again. Davis goes out to fetch Jack, brings him around, and puts him on the apron. The ring count climbs, Davis stands Jack up, and he suplexes for an APRON FALCON ARROW!!
The fans lose their minds while Jack dangles off the apron! Davis shoves Jack in the ring, covers, TWO!! The fans cheer as Jack somehow survives! Davis is furious, and he short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Davis gut wrenches but Jack grabs a leg! The fans rally but Davis fires knees into Jack. Davis CHOP LARIATS Jack down! The fans boo but Davis hauls Jack back up! Gut wrench and- NO, Jack slips free! Then he tilt-o-whirls, but Davis manages to throw Jack down! COUNT TO- DDT!! Jack turns things around and the fans fire up again! Jack roars, the fans are with him, and Jack still lifts Davis?!? PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans can’t believe it and neither can Jack! Davis is just tougher than they think! Jack goes to the corner, and he says time for a sacrifice! GLASS- NO, Davis stops the knee! But Jack SUPERKICKS the lariat! Then mule kick! Davis ducks the buzzsaw, shoves Jack to the ropes, and ENZIGIRIS! Then the REBOUND- RANA!! Cover, JACK WINS!
Winner: “Jungle” Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW National Champion)
Davis is stunned, but Jack just snatched victory from the jaws of defeat! Jack cradles his baby, but will he and the National Championship be living that Tarzan Life all through Spring and Summer?
Zero Hour – AEW Women’s Tag Team Championships: The Divine Dominion VS Maya World & Hyan!
The Megasus tried with the Superbad Girl, she tried with The Problem, but it took finding the Aussie Amazon to make her a champion. And now, these two might be the most dominant, nigh unstoppable duo in all of AEW! Will they make another team #BowDown? Or will #ThatGirl & The Renaissance Woman shock the world to close out the Zero Hour?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if size doesn’t matter!
The teams sort out and Maya starts against Lena. The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Lena SHOVES Maya down, eggs her on, then RUNS her over! Maya handsprings up and the fans cheer that! Maya ducks ‘n’ dodges to ENZIGIRI! Megan tags in and RUNS Maya over! The fans are torn but Megan drags Maya up. Megan scoops but Maya slips free, and Maya tags Hyan! Hyan DROPKICKS Megan, then runs up to whip. Megan reverses but Hyan grabs ropes. Hyan dodges and UPPERCUTS Megan, snapmare roll, then cravat for the KNEE, SMASH, and roll-up! TWO, and Megan stands to RAM Hyan into a corner!
Megan storms around, then runs corner to corner, but Hyan goes up! Hyan RANAS Megan away, then goes up the corner! Hyan leaps to CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE!! Megan is tougher than that but Hyan keeps on her. Megan fights the back suplex, throws elbows, then bumps Hyan off buckles. Tag to Lena, but Hyan BOOTS Megan! Megan CHOPS Hyan down, BLASTS Maya, and Lena Electric Chair SLAMS Hyan off the apron! The Divine Dominion soak up cheers and jeers before Lena puts Hyan back in. Lena drags Hyan up, whips her to the corner, then stomps away! The ref counts, even as Lena digs her boots in!
The fans are torn as Lena stops to tag in Megan. Megan stands Hyan up, RAMS into her again and again, then stops at 4. Megan CHOPS Hyan, tags Lena, and SPLASHES Hyan! Megan BUTTERFLY PLEXES Hyan, and Lena SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Lena mocks Maya by holding Hyan’s hand out to her, then CLUBS her down! Lena whips Hyan to the corner, LARIATS, then ELBOWS! Tag to Megan and Lena runs side to side, BOOT! Megan adds a BOOT! Then a GERMAN SUPLEX! Hyan flounders but Megan covers, TWO! Megan drags Hyan over, puts her in the corner, and she fires clubbing shots from all sides!
The ref counts, Megan tags Lena, and Lena brings Hyan around. Hyan fires body shots, Lena CLUBS her, then Lena soaks up the heat. Lena whips Hyan, but Hyan BOOTS her! The fans fire up as Hyan and Lena stagger, but Megan tags in! Megan runs up on Hyan, but Hyan DUMPS Megan out! Hyan hurries for her corner, but Megan runs to BLAST Maya! The fans boo, but Megan whips Hyan back into the Divine corner. Megan CHOPS Hyan, runs up, but into a BOOT! Hyan ELBOWS Lena away, then she dodges Megan to POST her! Megan and Hyan are both down while the fans rally up! Megan and Hyan crawl, hot tags to Lena and Maya!
The fans fire up as Maya ducks under, UP KICKS, then SOBATS and BOOTS! Lena just scowls, but Maya ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA Lena to a corner! Maya UPPERCUTS, whips, but Lena reverses! Maya goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Maya handsprings up and the fans cheer her on! Maya runs in and BACK BODY BLOCKS! Megan runs up but is sent into Lena! Maya BACK BODY BLOCKS again, then tags Hyan! Hyan tunes up, roars and runs around the world for a KNEE! Maya goes up, BLOCKBUSTER LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Lena survives but Hyan coordinates with Maya.
Hyan tags Maya, they get Lena up again, and Maya runs, only for Lena to ELBOW Hyan, BOOT Maya, and HOOK KICK Hyan! Tag to Megan and she brings Maya up. Maya JAWBREAKERS, then she and Hyan double whip! Megan reverses, kicks Maya, and fireman’s carries Hyan! Maya jumps on but Megan just adds her to it! FALL AWAY SLAM SAMOAN DROP COMBO! The fire up again, and Megan LEAPING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Tag to Lena and Divine Dominion get Maya up. But Hyan with the save! Lena ROCKS Hyan, Megan TOSSES Hyan aside, then they get Maya again! DIVINE- DOUBLE DDT COUNTER!!
The fans fire up while all four women are down! Maya hurries to tag Hyan back in, and they run up on the champs to DOUBLE DROPKICK! The Divine Dominion tumble outside, and Maya holds the ropes open for Hyan! Hyan DIVES through the five hole to take out Divine Dominion! Then she sets them back up so Maya can ASAI MOONSAULT! Down they go again! The fans are thunderous while Hyan & Maya put Lena in. But Lena wrenches and BOOTS Hyan! Hyan ROCKS Lena! Then she counter punches again and again and again! Hyan CHOPS, runs, but into the BOOT! Lena reels Hyan into the fireman’s carry, but Hyan fights free!
Hyan O’Conner Rolls Hyan, TWO! Megan with the DRIVEBY on the apron! Lena then gets Hyan back up, T K O! Cover, Maya breaks it! The fans fire up again, but Lena BOOTS Maya! Megan runs up, SHOTGUN GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Megan tags back in, DIVINE INTERVENTION! High stack, Divine Dominion wins!
Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions)
Hyan & Maya put up quite the fight, but they could not overcome these demigods! Will Megan & Lena always stand atop the mountain like true Olympians? Or will a team find the secret to dethroning the Divine Dominion?
The truest, most basic battle has always been between right and wrong.
Two sides of a coin decide an entire future. But which side dictates righteousness? Is it a soldier of fortune? Or a soldier of ambition? A toxic entity? Or justified aggressor? Is it the revenge seekers? Or the perpetrators of the original sin? A devil or a god? No matter the side you stand, the only way to prove right or wrong is through the other side. Tonight, AEW builds its Dynasty!
Kazuchika Okada & Konosuke Takeshita VS The Young Bucks!
Don Callis joins commentary so he can watch his Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen put down Matt & Nick Jackson, all in the name of avenging Kyle Fletcher! But will the incentive of Okada VS Takeshita be enough to hold the team together? Or will Vancouver be throwing a Superkick Party?
The teams sort out and the fans are already losing their minds over this dream match. Konosuke and Nick start and circle as the fans rally. They tie up, Nick headlocks, but Konosuke powers out. They RAM shoulders, then Konosuke dares Nick to go again. Nick runs, but Konosuke RUNS him over! Konosuke runs, Nick stays low, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! The fans fire up, and Okada asks for the tag. Konosuke tags Okada in, and they work together to double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Okada adds an ELBOW DROP, then Konosuke adds an ELBOW DROP!
The fans cheer Okada and Konosuke as they shake hands! Okada scoops Nick, SLAMS him down, then slingshot SENTONS from the apron! Okada mocks The Bucks’ signature pose, then stalks Nick to the corner. Okada tags Konosuke, they double whip but Nick blocks a shot to CHOP! Nick goes up and over Okada to then “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBO! The fans fire up while Nick tags Matt. Matt whips, Okada reverses, but Matt goes up and over. Nick GAMANGIRIS before helping Matt with the SLICED BREAD! Then SHINING WIZARD! Konosuke storms in, but into double kicks!
The Bucks double whip, but Konosuke dodges! Konosuke waistlocks Matt, Matt switches to shove Konosuke and Nick waistlocks. Matt runs up, but Konosuke BOOTS him! Konosuke switches, Nick switches, Matt runs up, SUNSET GERMAN SUPLEX! Then The Bucks DOUBLE LARIAT Konosuke up and out! The fans fire up while Okada regroups with Takeshita. Nick and Matt work together, MONKEY FLIP ASAI MOONSAULT! The fans are thunderous again but Callis gets pissed! Nick drags Konosuke up and puts him in the ring. Matt scoops, Nick aims from the apron, but Okada hurries in! Nick fakes the springboard to make Okada whiff on his dropkick!
Matt CLUBS Konosuke, Nick springboards, MISSILE DROPKICK SENTON COMBO! The fans fire up and rally behind The Bucks, Nick whips Matt so he can WRECK Konosuke with a dropkick! Nick runs, but Okada FLAPJACKS him onto Matt! Matt falls and Okada grins while Nick flounders away. Okada goes out and asks, “How’s your brother’s d*ck?” Konosuke covers Matt, TWO! Okada RAMS Nick into railing while Konosuke clamps onto Matt with a chinlock. The fans tell Callis off while Konosuke clamps on with a tighter hold. Matt fights up, fires body shots, then runs, but into a BOOT! Matt flounders while Konosuke tags Okada.
Okada storms up on Matt, TOSSES him out, and he distracts the ref so Konosuke can SMACK Matt off the desk! Callis says okay, take it easy, but Konosuke stands Matt so Callis can CLAW Matt’s eye! The fans boo but the ref misses it all! Konosuke puts Matt in the ring for Okada while the fans continue to tell Callis off. The fans rally as Okada runs and ELBOWS Matt in the corner! Okada scuffs Matt but Matt gets mad. The fans fire up as Matt fires haymakers! Okada kicks low, then DDTS! Cover, TWO! Okada tags Konosuke, they haul Matt up, and they whip Matt to the corner. Konosuke runs up but Matt ELBOWS him away!
Matt ELBOWS Okada, then he DUMPS Konosuke! Then he DUMPS Okada! Konosuke trips Matt up, drags him out, and sends him into railing! Matt runs up but Konosuke pops him up, only to get DIAMOND DUST on the floor! The fans fire up while Matt slowly rises up. Matt hurries into the ring, crawls as fast as he can, but Okada YANKS Nick down! Then he HOTSHOTS Matt! Okada kicks Nick to DDT him on the floor! Okada snatches the headband and vest to put it on! Callis gets a good laugh but the fans do love Okada cosplaying as a Young Buck. Okada mockingly holds out a hand but Matt sees it’s NOT Nick.
Matt frowns but Okada grins as he flips Matt off. But then Matt SUPERKICKS Okada down! Konosuke runs up and EXPLODERS! Cover, TWO! Okada takes off the vest and he tags in. “This is Awesome!” as Okada & Konosuke stand Matt up. Matt fires hands on Okada, then on Konosuke, then runs. Matt ducks ‘n’ dodges, then rolls back to wheelbarrow and DOUBLE BULLDOG! The fans fire up while Matt reaches out. Hot tag to Nick! Now Nick fires hands on Okada and Konosuke! Konosuke mule kicks, then he and Okada double whip! They DOUBLE HIP TOSS, but Nick lands out! Meeting of the minds!
Nick pommels off Takeshita to KICK Okada! Nick puts Konosuke up top, then dodges to send Okada into Konosuke! Konosuke falls back while Nick whips Okada, but Okada reverses. Nick goes up and out to ROCK Okada, then springboards to DOUBLE STOMP! Somersault and DRAPING BACKSTABBER! The fans are thunderous as Nick stands tall! Nick runs up to wheelbarrow and CUTTER on Okada! Cover, Konosuke breaks it! Matt storms in and brings Konosuke up, but Konosuke fires a forearm! Okada TOSSES Nick, Konosuke TOSSES Matt, but The Bucks RAM in, and stereo slingshot sunset flip, for STEREO SHARPSHOOTERS!!
The fans fire up as The Bucks sit deep! Okada and Konosuke reaches out to keep each other from tapping! Konosuke SLAPS Okada, Okada SLAPS Konosuke, and Callis claims that’s solely to work together! Okada and Konosuke both fight around to ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while The Bucks let go. Matt goes back to the corner and tags in. Okada tags Konosuke but Matt storms up to ROCK Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Matt! They go back and forth, shot for shot, but then Konosuke fires boxing elbows! Nick jumps in but he gets elbows, too! Konosuke blocks a kick, blocks another, and SWINGS it into Matt!
Konosuke ROCKS Nick, Matt kicks low, but Konosuke LARIATS! Nick SPIN KICKS Konosuke! Okada lifts Nick, REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Matt SUPERKICKS Okada! Konosuke BOOTS Matt! Konosuke back suplexes, Matt lands out, then Matt dodges the boot! Matt gives Nick the boost, FLYING RANA off the ropes! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on Okada! The fans fire up again as The Bucks climb the corners! They aim at Okada and Konosuke, MACHO ELBOW and SWANTON BOMB in stereo! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and The Bucks coordinate again. Matt scoops Konosuke, but Okada catches Nick!
Konosuke flips things on Matt, and he even tucks Matt in! BASTARD TOMBSTONE IN STEREO! Cover, TWO!! Matt survives to keep The Bucks in this match! Konosuke stands Matt up, puts him up top, then climbs up behind him. “This is Awesome!” as Matt fights free. Okada runs up, but Matt ELBOWS him away! Konosuke is back to trip Matt up! Konosuke goes back up top, hoists Matt up, and SUPER DUPER GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Matt tumbles away, but Nick SUPERKICKS Konosuke! Okada DROPKICKS Nick! Okada brings Matt up, ripcord, but Matt dodges! WAGAMAMA KNEE! Then another WAGAMAMA KNEE!! Cover, NICK BARRELS THROUGH TO BREAK IT!
The fans fire up again as all four men are down! A standing count starts on Matt and Konosuke while the fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Okada tags in, he hauls Matt up and scoops to SLAM! Okada goes to the corner, standard formula, and he hits the MACHO ELBOW! Okada winds it up, and he gives us the Rainmaker MIDDLE FINGER! Okada grins as he drags Matt up, but Matt fires elbows! Okada scoops again, but Matt escapes to the apron! Nick SHINING WIZARDS on the ropes! Okada grabs ropes to stop the O’Conner, and Konosuke storms in. Konosuke waistlocks Nick, Nick holds onto Okada, but Matt slingshots! DOUBLE SUNSET GERMANS!!
The fans are electric as all four men are down again! The Bucks hurry up, Matt feints the superkick, but Konosuke fights the DDT to ALPHA ELBOW! But Matt SUPERKICKS after all! Matt runs, into BLUE THUNDER!! But Nick uses Matt to get up, CANADIAN DESTROYER!! But Konosuke rebounds, DOUBLE WAGAMAMA KNEES!! Vancouver is electric as a standing count begins! All four men sit up at 7, but stand at 8! Konosuke & Okada fire forearms, but The Bucks return fire! The shots go back and forth, Vancouver in favor of The Bucks, but now Okada and Konosuke bump into each other. They realize who is who, but Okada still ROCKS Konosuke?!?
The fans fire up but Callis says this is okay, they’re letting off steam. Konosuke and Okada fire forearms! Konosuke fire a flurry, but Matt runs, into a DROPKICK KNEE COMBO! Now they pinball Matt around with forearms! Okada ripcords, but Matt ducks! Okada avoids hitting Konosuke, but Matt SHOVES Okada into Konosuke! Roll up, TWO! Konosuke runs up, Matt dodges, WAGAMAMA KNEE hits Okada! Konosuke freaks out, Nick POISON-RANAS him! The Bucks then sit Konosuke up, B T E TR- NO, Konosuke whips them away and DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up with Konosuke, RAGING- NO, Okada snatches Matt from him!
Okada ripcords, Matt ducks, RAINMAKER hits Konosuke! Okada isn’t as upset about it, but Matt SUPERKICKS! Nick SUPERKICKS! The Bucks run, fake Okada out, and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Then B T E TRIGGER on Okada!! Cover, TWO?!? Okada survives and shocks everyone! Nick says keep going, and Matt hauls Okada up. Nick aims from the apron, but Konosuke anchors Nick! But then he says screw it, go ahead! Callis is pissed but Okada takes the MELTZER DRIVER!! Cover, BUCKS WIN!
Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall
Callis demands to see a replay but it was clear what happened! He pitted two alphas against each other, and once again, it comes back to bite him! Will The Bucks turn this win into another chance at the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Will Konosuke make sure he is truly THE Alpha by taking that International Championship at Double or Nothing?
Chris Jericho VS Ricochet w/ The Gates of Agony!
The Demo God, the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla, the Nueve is HOME in AEW! And to celebrate, he made this match by putting The One & Only on the list! Will Jericho’s return be truly complete with a victory in Vancouver? Or will Ricochet make Jericho regret ever coming back?
The fans sing along with Judas, and they cheer Jericho on as he steps into the ring. The bell rings and Ricochet talks trash on Jericho, but the fans still cheer Jericho on. Jericho fires the fans up more, even standing on the corner to give thumbs up. Jericho and Ricochet circle, feel things out, and they tie up. They go around, Jericho arm-drags Ricochet, and the fans cheer again. Ricochet brushes that off as he and Jericho reset. The fans chant, “You Still Got It!” and Ricochet rolls his eyes. Jericho says he never lost it. Jericho and Ricochet reset, tie up, but Ricochet waistlocks to SLAP Jericho on the back of the head!
The fans boo, taunt Ricochet for being bald, but the two tie up. Jericho puts Ricochet in the corner, and he shines Ricochet’s head! The fans cheer but Ricochet protests. The ref says sorry, but Ricochet is bald. Ricochet and Jericho reset, the chant of “BALD! BALD! BALD!” echoes out. Jericho confiscates a camera just to show Ricochet’s head, and then say, “He’s bald.” Ricochet and Jericho reset, tie up, and Ricochet headlocks. The fans boo as Ricochet pulls hair, but Jericho powers up and out. Jericho drops down, Ricochet handsprings over, but Jericho sidesteps. Ricochet pommels off Jericho, handsprings, and superhero lands!
The fans boo but Jericho CHOPS Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet is stinging! Jericho puts Ricochet in a corner, then winds up to CHOP again! The fans “WOO~” while Ricochet staggers away. Jericho stalks Ricochet, CHOPS him again, but Ricochet kicks low! Ricochet fires haymakers, then whips, but Jericho reverses. Jericho runs up, but into Ricochet’s BOOT! Ricochet jumps, but into a DROPKICK! Jericho runs the ropes to BULLDOG Ricochet down! The fans fire up with Jericho, and he goes to the ropes, only for Ricochet to SHOVE Jericho out! The fans boo but Jericho goes to the apron. Ricochet goes out to join Jericho, but Jericho fires forearms!
Ricochet and Jericho brawl, but then Ricochet kicks low. Jericho BOOTS in return! Jericho runs up, but into an ENZIGIRI! Ricochet fireman’s carries, APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Jericho falls to the floor in a heap, Liona is there to mockingly welcome Jericho back, but the ref has Liona back off. Ricochet grins while the ring count climbs, but Jericho rises up at 6 of 10. Jericho shakes out the arm, rolls in at 9, then rolls back out. The count is refreshed, but Ricochet builds speed! Ricochet DIVES and Jericho falls to the ramp! Ricochet then SHOVES Jericho into railing! And SHOVES him into steel steps!
Jericho falls over while the ref reprimands, but Ricochet says Jericho’s clearly hurt now. Ricochet puts Jericho in the ring, runs up on him in the corner, and JUMP KICKS! Leg sweep! SWINGING DROPKICK! A Combinacion Cabron from Ricochet, a reference to one of The Painmaker’s rivals from NJPW. Ricochet stomps away on Jericho, CHOKES him at the ropes, but stops to argue with the ref. Ricochet stomps Jericho down, then CHOKES him on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ricochet stops at 4, and Ricochet plugs his ears to ignore the boos. But Jericho CHOPS! And CHOSP! Ricochet kicks the legs out, then boots Jericho down!
Ricochet drags Jericho to ropes, wraps an arm around the ropes and pulls! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Ricochet lets go at 4. But then Liona grabs the arm to pull! And SLAM it off the apron! The fans boo, the ref suspects something, but Ricochet snapmares to cover, TWO! Ricochet clamps onto Jericho for a chinlock, then shifts to have the armlock. The fans rally up as Jericho endures, and Jericho fights up, up, and he fires body shots! Ricochet CLUBS the bad arm, then he whips Jericho to the corner. Ricochet runs corner to corner, but Jericho BOOTS back! Jericho runs up to RUN Ricochet over, then he RUNS Ricochet over again!
The fans fire up as things keep moving, Ricochet hurdles, drops down, but Jericho avoids the dropkick! LIONSAULT! The fans fire up as Jericho hits the iconic mover! Jericho then waits on Ricochet, runs up, and he trips Ricochet! Jericho has the legs, but Ricochet THROWS Jericho away! Ricochet runs up, but into a HIP TOSS! Jericho then steps through, and he armlocks Ricochet so that his hair drapes over Ricochet’s face! Then Jericho KICKS Ricochet in the back! The fans fire up while Ricochet goes to a corner. Ricochet uses the ref as a shield, then YANKS Jericho into buckles! The fans boo but Ricochet NORTHERN LIGHTS!
Ricochet rolls through, deadlifts, but Jericho slips free. Ricochet switches with Jericho, but Jericho victory rolls, to then have the legs! But Liona gets on the apron! This lets Kaun get in and THROW Jericho into buckles! Ricochet rolls Jericho up, TWO!! Ricochet KNEES Jericho, then fireman’s carries! C4 DEATH VALLEY! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and the fans fire up again! Ricochet huffs ‘n’ puffs but the fans cheer on “Y 2 J!” Ricochet dragon sleepers for VERTI- NO! Jericho slips free to hit a CODE BREAKER! The fans fire up again as Jericho crawls to the cover, TWO!
Ricochet survives but Jericho stays cool as the fans rally up. Jericho throws a forearm, Ricochet fires back. Jericho fires another, but Ricochet fires back! The two men stand as the shots keep going, but Ricochet gets the edge! Jericho roars and fires forearms and CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP Jericho fires in the corner! Jericho then whips corner to corner, but Ricochet reverses. Ricochet runs up, but Jericho puts him up top! Jericho SMACKS Ricochet, climbs up the corner, and he rains down fists! The fans count along to TEN! Then Jericho SUPER STEINERS! The fans fire up again as Ricochet tumbles away!
Jericho runs up, but Ricochet stops the Code Breaker to fireman’s carry! DETONATOR KICK! Jericho staggers, Ricochet SUPERKICKS, then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through and deadlift for the BRAINBUSTER! Ricochet still rolls through, and he turns Jericho around for the VERTIGO DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet is stunned as Jericho survives! The fans rally up but Ricochet blows snot at Jericho. Ricochet goes up the corner, takes aim, but Jericho hits the ropes! Ricochet is tripped up, and Jericho CHOPS him! Jericho climbs up, fires haymakers, but Ricochet CLAWS the eyes and BITES the nose! Ricochet DECKS Jericho!
Ricochet adjusts up top, aims again, and SHOOTING STAR PRESS into a CODE BREAKER! The Demand is shocked but Vancouver is thunderous as Jericho covers, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Jericho is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” as Jericho rises again. Jericho aims from a corner, waits on Ricochet, and he trips Ricochet to then go for the legs! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Ricochet endures, fights up, and Liona even pushes the ropes closer! But Jericho drags Ricochet back to center! Kaun storms in, but that lets Liona drag Ricochet to safety! The fans boo as The Demand get away with one, until Jericho DROPKICKS Ricochet into Liona!
Kaun hurries over, The Demand stand together, but Jericho is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY! Down goes The Demand and the fans are thunderous again! Jericho dodges Liona to send him into the railing! JUDAS EFFECT for Kaun! Jericho puts Ricochet in, but Ricochet distracts the ref so Liona can CLOBBER Jericho! Liona puts Jericho in the ring, Ricochet goes up the corner, SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! Cover, TWO?!? Jericho survives and Ricochet is speechless! The fans fire up again while Ricochet seethes. Ricochet aims from the corner, tells Jericho to get up, and SPIRIT GUN!! But Liona says not yet?! Why?!
Ricochet gets it, and he goes to the ropes! LIONSAULT!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
As if beating him wasn’t bad enough, Ricochet made sure to use Jericho’s signature move! Will The Demand use this to storm up the ranks and make themselves golden again?
AEW World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Darby Allin VS Andrade El Idolo!
The deal was struck, and the Scumbag got Don Callis to sell out his own family to do the dirty work. But the Relentless One is more determined than he’s ever been before! Will Darby prove not just to MJF but to himself that he is worthy of more than just living? Or will “The Real Latino Man” set himself up as the next contender to that title?
The bell rings and the fans cheer Darby on as he circles with Andrade. They feel things out, tie up, and Andrade powers Darby to a corner. Andrade puts Darby up top, pats him on the shoulder, but Darby comes back to shove Andrade! Darby bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires fast hands, then headlocks. Andrade powers up but can’t power out as Darby holds tight. Darby wrenches, hammerlocks, then turns with Andrade as he tries to escape. Andrade trips Darby, turns him over, and hooks the legs. Andrade SLAPS Darby on the back to get the arms, and pulls Darby right into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Then Andrade stands back on Darby, for another ROMERO SPECIAL!
Andrade chinlocks Darby to bend him back, then THROWS him away! Andrade hauls Darby up, Darby breaks free, then Darby dodges. Andrade avoids the Coffin Splash to tranquilo in the ropes! The fans cheer that, then Darby DIVES through Andrade! They both fall to the floor and the fans fire up! Darby gets Andrade up, whips him, but Andrade reverses! Darby hits barriers hard and slumps to the floor! Andrade stalks Darby, but also sees a lovely lady in the front row. Andrade shows off as he suplexes Darby, and walks up the steps! Andrade puts Darby on the post, then CHOPS him into the ring!
The fans are torn but Andrade goes back to the front row. He takes the lady’s sunglasses, puts them on, and they take the selfie. She gives him a kiss on the cheek, and Andrade hands the glasses back. But then Darby SUPER COFFIN DROPS down onto Andrade!! The fans fire up as Andrade hits barriers hard! Darby TOSSES Andrade into the crowd, then brings him up into the bleachers! The fans fire up as they’re closer to the action than ever expected! Darby fires hands, but Andrade fireman’s carries! Andrade takes this up a few more steps, but Darby slips free! Darby DROPKICKS Andrade and Andrade tumbles down the steps!
The fans go nuts but the ref checks both men. Andrade is somehow able to continue, so Darby hurries after Andrade to headlock him. Darby TOSSES Andrade back to ringside, puts him in the ring, and Darby runs to COFFIN SPLASH in the corner! Darby has to take a moment, but he keeps moving, only for Andrade to KNEE him in the back! Andrade points to Heaven to suplex, that’s Uno Amigo! The fans rally as Andrade snap suplexes for Dos Amigos! Andrade gives some Latino Heat and the fans cheer “EDDIE! EDDIE!” THREE AMIGOS into buckles! The fans rally while Darby writhes, and Andrade goes corner to corner!
Andrade comes back, but Darby dodges the knees! Darby hops on for the THROWBACK! Both men are down and thee fans fire up again! Darby crawls to a corner, climbs up, but Andrade trips Darby up! Andrade flips off the fans booing him, then he fireman’s carries Darby. Andrade climbs up the corner now, and goes to the very top?! Darby fires forearms, but Andrade still steadies himself! SUPER DUPER CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! And the CROSSFACE!! The fans are thunderous as Darby bends Andrade! Andrade fights around to have the ROPEBREAK! Darby holds until the ref counts 4, but Andrade still survived that wild turnaround.
Darby builds speed to DIVE! Both men hit the desk and the fans go nuts again! Darby snarls as he rises up, and he fetches a chair. Darby makes Andrade take a seat by firing forearms, and he BITES Andrade’s forehead! Then Darby climbs up the corner! Darby aims for the SUPER DUPER MISSILIE DROPKICK! The fans fire up again as Andrade is sent tumbling out of the chair! Darby flounders his way over to Andrade, then puts him in the ring. The fans cheer but Darby flops back. Darby drags himself inside but Andrade rolls to the other apron. Darby stalks Andrade, brings him up, but Andrade fights the suplex!
Andrade fires body shots, then suplexes Darby up, and the fans freak out as they fall to the floor!! The ref hurries to check both men, especially Darby! Darby is somehow still in this, so the ring count begins. Andrade sits up at 5 of 10, then he drags Darby up. Andrade puts Darby in at 8 and rolls in after him. The fans cheer as this one continues, and Andrade pounds the mat. Andrade goes corner to corner, and Darby is CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO! Darby survives and Andrade is stunned! Andrade throws off his gloves, drags Darby to center, and fans tell Andrade, “Take Your Pants Off!” Andrade considers that, and the belt comes off!
The fans cheer as Andrade takes off the pants! The fans go nuts as Andrade has his bright yellow trunks on! Andrade climbs up, up, and MOONSAULT DOUBLE! Cover, TWO! Darby survives but Andrade grins. Andrade storms up, Darby has blood in his mouth, but Darby SLAPS Andrade! And SLAPS! And SLAPS! Andrade SLAPS back! They SLAP back and forth and the fans fire up! The shots are fast ‘n’ furious, then Darby stumbles! Andrade SMACKS Darby in the corner! Andrade brings Darby around, dragon sleepers, but Darby kicks off the ropes to get up and over! SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans fire up while Darby shakes out the cobwebs!
Darby goes up, up, and COFFIN DROPS! Cover, TWO as Andrade blocks the ref’s hand! The fans cheer as Andrade wags his finger! Andrade slowly turns over, the fans hope these two “Fight Forever!” Andrade runs up, but Darby hops on! But Andrade flips Darby through, SHADOW ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and shocks everyone! Andrade pulls at his hair, but he hurries to get Darby up! DIRECT- NO, Darby flips through, leg roll, LAST SUPPER!! DARBY WINS!!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW World Championship)
Andrade is shocked, but he got caught! Darby was truly relentless, and now he has his golden ticket to the top! But will Darby be challenging the Devil or the God of Pro-Wrestling after tonight? Surprisingly, Andrade offers a handshake, and Darby takes it. The fans cheer as Andrade shows respect to Darby, but will these two run it back somewhere down the line?
AEW World Tag Team Championships: FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Adam Copeland & Christian Cage!
Just when Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood thought they’d moved past The Rated R Superstar & Captain Charisma, the past comes back to haunt them! Cope & Cage are both back at 100%, are both focused 100%, but will they prove they are truly THE greatest tag team ever? Or will even these living legends fall to the #LivingLegendKillers?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who are truly the Top Guys of AEW!
The teams sort out and Cope starts against Cash. The fans cheer as Cope and Cash step up, and Cash offers a handshake? Cope doesn’t trust it and he slaps it away! Cash SPITS at Cope, so the fists start flying! Dax and Christian join in! The fans fire up as C&C have the edge, but Dax bails out! Cope ROCKS Cash, smothers him in the corner, then stops. Cope puts Cash on the ropes, CHOKES him, but stops to run and CROSSBODY! Cope tags Christian while the fans sing O Canada. Cope whips Cash, then scoops, and Christian adds on, REVERSE DDT SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer their Canadian patriotism while Christian CHOPS Cash!
Christian brings Cash around, tags Cope, and they mug Cash. The fans rally as Cope whips Cash, but Cash grabs ropes! Cash bails out, the fans boo, but Cope pursues. Cope CLOBBERS Cash, but Dax runs up! Cope DECKS Dax, then whips Cash hard into railing! Cash falls in a heap, but Dax returns! Cope ROCKS Dax, DECKS him again, then brings Cash around to THROW back into railing! Stokely is worried but Cope drags Cash up. Cope puts Cash in the ring, RAMS him, but Dax is back. Cope DECKS Dax, but Cash ROCKS Cope! Cash has Cope in the ropes, gives a nod to the camera, DRAPING DDT! Cash smiles as he strikes like a Viper!
Cash stomps away on Cope, tags Dax, and they put Cope on the apron. FTR get the legs for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! Stoke talks trash while Dax BOOTS Cope! The fans boo but FTR soak up the heat. Cash BOOTS Cope, Dax drags Cope in, and Dax CHOPS Cope in the corner. The fans rally as Cope ROCKS Dax! Dax CHOPS back, but Cope fires hands! Dax kicks and snapmares Cope to grind him down with the chinlock. Cope endures, fights up, and fights up. Dax brings Cope around, but Cope hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down, the fans fire up again, but Dax crawls to hot tag Cash. Cash runs up on Cope, but Cope dodges!
Cash’s dropkick crashes ‘n’ burns in the corner, but Cash manages to anchor a foot. Cope kicks free, hot tags to Dax and Christian! The fans fire up as Christian rallies on FTR! Christian CHOKES Dax on the ropes, then kicks Cash to add him on! The ref counts but the fans cheer as Christian CHOKES FTR! Christian BITES Dax’s forehead, then he sends Cash into him. Christian climbs up in the corner and rains down fists on them both! The fans count along, Christian goes past TEN to TWENTY, because that’s ten for each! Christian dragon sleepers Cash, then REVERSE DDTS to duck Dax! Dax grabs Christian, Christian grabs the ref, and Christian sneaks a LOW BLOW!
Stokely protests but the fans cheer, and Christian LARIATS Dax up and out! Cash runs up, but Christian DUMPS Cash out to join Dax! Christian climbs, he flips off Stoke, and he SUPER CROSSBODIES FTR down! The fans fire up again while Stoke freaks out. Christian puts Dax in, but Cash grabs him in the corner! Dax runs up, but Christian dodges! Dax nocks Cash down, Christian rolls Dax, TWO! Christian hooks the arms, but Dax breaks free! Dax CHOPS, JABS, then YUKON LARIATS! The fans boo but Stokely applauds as Dax looms over Christian. Dax scuffs Christian, drags him up, and he hooks the arms!
Christian fights to turn things around on Dax, KILLSWITCH! Cover, but Cash breaks it! Christian snatches Cash at the ropes, but Cash HOTSHOTS the bad arm! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Cash whips Christian into railing! Cash leaves Christian behind, soaks up the heat, and he tags himself in. Cash goes out to SMACK Christian’s bad arm off the railing! And then he swings Christian into the corner, and he SLAMS the bad arm into the post! The fans boo but Stoke likes what he sees! Cash drags Christian back to the corner, the fans taunt FTR about Christian and their moms, but Cash SLAMS the bad arm into the post again!
Dax talks trash on the fans, Stoke flexes like he’s doing something, and Cash tags Dax in. Dax has Christian’s arm and SLAMS it off the desk! The fans boo, the ring count climbs, but Dax asks Christian how it feels. Dax SMASHES the arm off the desk again! Dax puts Christian in so he can stomp away on the arm! Dax drops a leg on the arm, then taunts Cope. The fans boo more but Dax drags Christian up. Dax RAMS Christian into the corner, tags Cash, and FTR mugs Christian! The fans boo, the ref counts, but Cash snapmares Cash for a top wristlock. Christian endures as Cash puts on the pressure, and the fans rally up.
Christian fights up, even as Cash holds him back. Cash CLUBS Christian, reels him in, but Christian BACKDROPS free! Cash hurries, hot tag to Dax! Dax BLASTS Cope off the apron! Then DDT on Christian! Cover, TWO! Dax argues the count but the count was fair. Dax drags Christian up, whips him to the corner, then CHOPS! Dax hoists Christian up top, and Cash climbs the other corner. Christian fights the suplex, fires body shots, but Cash runs up! Christian BOOTS Cash down, then BITES Dax’s forehead! Christian shoves Dax down, then DIVING HEADBUTTS! Christian and Dax stir, but the standing count climbs while the fans rally up.
Christian reaches out, Dax anchors a leg, but Christian hops, hops, and CLAWS Dax’s face! Hot tag to Cope! The fans fire up as Cope goes up, up, and FLYING LARIATS! Then he CLOBBERS Cash! Cope rains down fists, but Dax storms up, Cope atomic drops, whips, but Dax reverses! Cope dodges to BLAST Cash! Then he HOTSHOTS Dax, runs, and- NO, Dax sends the spear into the ropes! Dax reels Cope in, but Cope wrenches through to IMPALER DDT! Cover, TWO! Dax survives but Stoke is still frustrated on FTR’s behalf. Cope puts Dax up top, fires hands, and Christian climbs the corner! The fans fire up as Cope hits the SUPERPLEX!
That was the Power, Christian DIVING BODY PRESS onto KNEES! Cash dives in, but onto Cope’s KNEES! No glory just yet but the fans fire up all the same! Dax LARIATS Christian up and out, then runs up on Cope. Cope dodges, Dax LARIATS Cash up and out! Cope trips Dax, steps through, COPE-O-SETIC! Dax endures as Cope drags him from the ropes and puts on the pressure! Dax digs deep, but Cope clamps on with a CROSSFACE! Stokely is stunned, but Cash crawls in! Christian jumps on him for a CROSSFACE!! The fans are thunderous as FTR endures, but Cash BITES the bad arm! Then he hauls Christian up to SLAM him onto Cope!
The fans boo but FTR is still in this! Christian flounders out of the ring, the standing count is on Cope and Dax, but Cash grabs a title belt?! The fans boo as Cash sneaks it over. The ref sees that, but Christian grabs the belt, too! They tug-o-war, but Cope rolls Dax up! TWO, BELT SHOT!!! Dax hurries to cover, TWO?!?! The fans are thunderous but FTR is furious! Cash CLOBBERS Christian, then he and Dax slap Christian around. Shove and SHATTER- NO, Cope NECKBREAKERS Cash! Christian slips free, shoves, and Cope helps hit the 3D!! Cover, TWO!! Cope, the crimson mask thick already, is shocked as that didn’t finish this!
The ref checks Cope, he seems alright to continue, and Cope reels Dax in. But Stoke YANKS Christian from the apron! The fans boo, Cope chases Stoke, and they go into the ring! FTR is there for SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, but Christian hurries to SHOVE Stoke into the ring! And just enough that Stoke bumps into Dax! The fans cheer as Dax now gets upset with Stoke! The fans tell Stoke he done messed up, but Stoke says the ref is to blame for not watching Christian! Stoke shoves the ref, the ref SHOVES Stoke! And he SMACKS Dax! COPE SPEARS DAX!! Cover, Cash CLOBBERS Cope! And then PILEDRIVER!!
The ref reprimands but Cash bails out. Now Cash grabs a chair and brings it over! But Christian snatches that, too! Cash wants Christian to show mercy, but then Stoke grabs the chair?! Christian SHOVES Stoke into the post, but then Cash POSTS Christian! Cash TOSSES Christian into the timekeeper’s area! Cash calls to Dax, they regroup, and they have Cope all to themselves! The fans cheer Cope on, and Cope stands up to throw hands! The fans fire up as Cope fights 2v1, but then he slows down! Dax kicks low, then he and Cash fire SUPERKICK after SUPERKICK, taunting The Young Bucks, too! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!
FTR drags Cope up, F T R TRIGGER misses! Cope then runs to DOUBLE SPEAR!! The fans are thunderous as everyone is down! Stokely is losing his mind over this, but he coaches FTR to get back in this. Cope goes to a corner, he rises up again, and the fans cheer him on! Cope runs up, but Cash sunset flips the spear! Cope rolls through, but stands up into SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover, FTR WINS!
Winners: FTR, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
Stokely cheers as FTR foil the revenge of Cope & Christian! Cash almost mockingly thanks Cope for this match, then he flips off Vancouver. If FTR found a way to overcome C&C, will anyone in AEW ever dethrone them? Or will FTR be the Top Guys then, now, and forever?
Willow Nightingale speaks.
“Kamille, if you wanted a title shot, if you wanted a fight, all you had to do was ask. Because as so many other girls have already learned, if you wanna make a comeback at my expense, it’s not as easy as just blindsiding me. I will kill your comeback before it even gets out of the gate. I may not be 100%, but I will be clear this Wednesday. So if you wanna hop on the welcome wagon, Miss American Gladiator, I’ll see you at Spring Break Thru!” The Babe with the Power is going to get her payback, but will she keep her title? Or will there be a new Face of TBS?
Vacant TNT Championship Casino Gauntlet!
One man’s misfortune is going to be another man’s gain! The Psycho Killer and El Toro Blanco will start us off, but will it end before anyone else can join in? Or will a wild card take the jackpot and become the new Face of TNT?
Bryan Danielson joins commentary for this one, very excited to see the unpredictable action. The bell rings, Rush and Ciampa stare down, but the secret countdown is ticking. Ciampa and Rush tie up, break, and they go again. Ciampa pulls hair but Rush turns things around. They go along the ropes, into a corner, and Rush pie faces. Ciampa shoves, Rush shoves, and the fans fire up. Ciampa pie faces again, but Rush fires a forearm! Ciampa fires back, and Rush talks trash. The forearms fly again, and the fans fire up as they go back and forth! Ciampa kicks low, headlocks, but Rush powers up and out. Ciampa ROCKS Rush!
Ciampa eggs Rush on, Rush runs, and Rush ROCKS Ciampa! Rush eggs Ciampa on now, Ciampa runs up and ROCKS Rush! Rush CHOPS, Ciampa CHOPS, and repeat! The CHOPS go back and forth, then Rush gets the edge! Rush runs but Ciampa reels him in for another CHOP! Ciampa CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then runs, but Rush blows past him to CHOP! And CHOP! Ciampa runs up, Rush dodges, and Rush DECKS Ciampa! The fans fire up, and Rush puts Ciampa in a corner for stomps! The fans rally, Rush runs, but Rush feints the dropkick to BOOT Ciampa! Rush rolls back to tranquilo, but Ciampa grins as he stands back up.
Ciampa runs up and BOOTS Rush down! Ciampa stomps a mudhole into Rush, and he doesn’t have to stop because there are technically no disqualifications here! Ciampa runs to BOOT WASH! And now we add the third man, BANDIDO! The fans cheer as the Most Wanted ROH World Champion is now aiming for another belt! Bandido dodges Ciampa, shoves him to the apron, and BOOTS him! Bandido gets in and SUPERKICKS Rush! The fans cheer as Bandido then builds speed and FLIES out onto Ciampa! The fans fire up with Bandido as he goes back to the ring, and he runs up on Rush for another SUPERKICK!
The fans cheer Bandido on as he aims again. Bandido runs up to CANNONBALL Rush, a shoutout to Brody King! The fans bark with Bandido, then he drags Rush to the drop zone. Bandido goes right up top, takes him, and gives some Latino Heat! FROG SPLASH! Cover, Ciampa breaks it! Ciampa THROWS Bandido into buckles, then brings down the kneepads! But Bandido drop toeholds Ciampa! The fans fire up as Bandido deals the cards, but Rush DECKS him first! Rush goes out after his old rival and whips Bandido hard into railing! Rush THROWS Bandido into more railing, then stomps and KNEES away!
Rush fires hands, then pushes Bandido into the ring. The fans cheer while Rush storms in, and he brings Bandido around. Rush THROWS Bandido by his hair, then he CLAWS at the mask! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but number four is here! It’s “Speedball” Mike Bailey! The fans cheer as Bailey DUMPS Rush out, then blocks a shot to GAMANGIRI Ciampa! Bailey springboards to ASAI MOONSAULT Rush! Then Bailey goes back up, bumps Ciampa off buckles, and climbs up top! MISSILE DROPKICK! Bailey kips up, the fans fire up, and Bailey SOBATS! AX KICKS! ROUNDHOUSE! Ciampa is down, Bailey RUNNING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO!
Rush is back and he turns Bailey around to CHOP! Bailey nods and CHOPS in return! Rush puts some stank on the CHOP! Bailey CHOPS, Rush CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP, but the countdown is back! Rush DECKS Bailey, and number five is… CLØN! The Don Callis Family has been reeling, will the Corrupted Copy change things! SUPERKICK for Rush! Then Matrix PELE for Ciampa! Clon kips up, and he peels away the visor so we can see the madness in his eyes! Clon ROCKS Bandido, PENALTY KICKS Bailey, then cartwheels into the underhooks! Bandido fights free, but Clon blocks and trips Bandido, KICK and hook, KNEE STRIKE!
Clon then whips Bandido for a tilt-o-whirl LUMBAR CHECK! Cover, TWO!! Bandido survives, and the countdown is back already! Number six is… The Bastard, PAC! The fans fire up again as Pac storms in from the crowd, and he RAMS into Clon! Pac flips up and over, BOOTS Ciampa, then dodges Clon to SNAP GERMAN! Pac sees Bailey coming, and CORNER BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES him! Pac BOOTS Bandido from the apron, goes up the corner, and he aims for an ARIHARA BLACK ARROW onto everyone! The fans lose their minds as Pac then goes back to the ring. Pac has Bailey 1v1 and the fans rally up.
Bailey and Pac circle, but Bandido is back! The fans fire up for Bandido, Bailey, and Pac, and Pac BOOTS Bailey! Bandido KNEES Pac, whips, but Pac reverses! Pac avoids the handspring attack to SUPERKCIK! Pac runs, but Bailey follows to RANA! Bandido returns to RANA Bailey! Pac blocks Bandido’s kick, sends it into Bailey, then SUPERKICKS! Pac runs, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The fans are thunderous, and now number seven is… Daniel Garcia! Red Death gets to back up Pac, but he better hurry coming in from the crowd! Garcia talks trash the entire time, then he dodges Bailey’s plancha!
Garcia backslides Bandido, TWO! Garcia waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Garcia dodges Ciampa, rolls him up, TWO! OKLAHOMA ROLL, TWO! Ciampa scrambles, Garcia dodges, the LARIAT hits Bandido! Garcia TOSSES Ciampa, puts up the dukes, but says nope, no dancing for Vancouver., But Clone SUPERKICKS him! Clon suplexes but Garcia cradle counters! TWO and Clon has it! They roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, and it settles on Garcia, TWO!! Both men stagger up, Garcia guzels, Clon breaks free, but Garcia CHOPS! Clon roars but Garcia BOOTS! Pac returns and the Death Riders start the cycle of violence! LARIAT after UPPERCUT and repeat!
Garcia feeds Clon to the SOBAT, KICK, and BOOT! Garcia adds the SAIDO! The fans boo but Death Riders are fired up! The countdown is back, and number eight is… Anthony Bowens! The Pride of Professional Wrestling CLOBBERS Pac, clinches Garcia, and turns Garcia for a NECKBREAKER! Bandido is back, he dodges to whip, but Bowens goes up and over. Bowens hurdles, headlocks, but Bandido powers up and out. Bowens hurdles again to mule kick, front kick, and FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and throw up the scissor fingers, but Clon is back! Bowens wrenches Clon to torture rack, and SLAM! The fans fire up as Bowens then ducks Bailey’s kicks!
Bailey still BOOTS Bowens, but then Bowens dodges in the corner! Bowens blocks a boot, CLUBS the leg, KNEE JAMMER and DRAGON SCREW! Bowens stares Pac down and the fans rally up. Bowens talks trash on Pac, Pac fires forearms with Bowens, but Bowens gest the edge! Pac kicks low, then whips, but Bowens reverses. Bowens runs up, blocks boots, and he puts Pac in the corner! ENZIGIRI and SIDEWINDER! Cover, Ciampa breaks it! Rush and Ciampa mug Bowens, CHOKE him, then kick Bowens out. The countdown is back and number nine is… Kevin Knight! The fans cheer as The Jet is ready2fly!
Knight LEAPS over Rush to LARIAT Ciampa! The fans fire up, but then Rush DECKS Knight! Rush hoists Knight, back suplexes, but Knight lands out! Rush kicks, whips, but Knight uses the apron to go up and over! Bailey TRIANGLE MOONSAULTS Rush down! JetSpeed secret handshake, but then they spot the Death Riders. Garcia says what’s good with it, get in the ring! JetSpeed get in and they throw hands with Pac & Garcia! Pac & Garcia kick low, whip, but JetSpeed reverse to LARIAT them outside! Then DOUBLE PLANCHAS and down go the Death Riders! But now, JetSpeed are 1v1…
The fans cheer as Bailey and Knight stare down, but Garcia YANKS Knight from the apron! Garcia BLASTS Bailey, but Bowens fires off Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKCIK! Cover, Rush KICKS Bowens in the side! And ROCKS him with a forearm! Rush HAMMERS and KNEES Bowens, argues with the ref, but the fans cheer “RUSH! RUSH!” Rush runs corner to corner, BULL’S HORNS! But then Clon DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS Rush! CIampa POP-UP PROJECT CIAMPA! Cover on Clon, but Bandido handsprings and deadlifts for BLACKJACK 21! Bridging cover, JETSPEED BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous, and number 10 is… Wheeler Yuta!
The fans boo The Decoder as he hurries out here, making Death Riders three men strong! Yuta dodges and DECKS Knight, then dodges Bailey to DIVE onto Bowens! Yuta hurries up but Bailey FLIES! Down goes Yuta at the ramp! Garcia and Pac mug Bailey, Rush joins in, and Bandido TOSSES Clon out! Bandido GAMANGIRIS Clon, then builds speed to FLYING BLOCKBUSTER onto the cluster!! The fans go nuts as that’s basically a bowling strike! Knight goes up, up, but Ciampa CHOPS! Ciampa climbs up now, but Knight resists the lift! Ciampa goes to the very top, brings Knight up, and he SUPER DUPER PLEXES onto the cluster!!
The fans are going nuts, but then Pac puts Bailey in the ring! Pac makes sure Bailey is in the drop zone, for the BLACK ARROW!! Cover, CIAMPA KNEES PAC!! Cover on Pac, but Yuta YANKS Ciampa out! And THROWS him into railing! Garcia hurries to get Bailey’s legs, steps through, and DRAGONTAMER!! “This is Awesome!” as Bailey endures! Bailey crawls, reaches out, but Garcia drags him back! Garcia bridges back! Knight hits the MOTHERSHIP SPLASH!!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!!
Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)
Even Knight is surprised he pulled it off, but he did pull it off! The TNT Championship is now 2Fly, but will Knight be the 1WeLookUp2?
AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Jamie Hayter!
The Toxic Spider and the Southampton Slugger have history, and they’re going to write a new chapter here tonight! No more playing games, no more going easy. Windsor stops by the Brawling Birds Pub, and says, “Your turn, mate.” Hayter hydrates then heads out. Will she give Thekla a taste of the Hayterade? Or will nothing cure AEW of this toxic reign?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if history can repeat itself!
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