AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/23/25)
Let the good times roll!
Who meets Mercedes Mone at Double or Nothing?
The Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament has its last semifinal, and either Kris Statlander or Jamie Hayter will head for Arizona for the finals!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Ricochet VS Mark Briscoe; Briscoe wins.
- The Young Bucks VS Kevin Knight & “Speedball” Mike Bailey; The Bucks win.
- Josh Alexander & Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis Family VS Will Ospreay & Brody King; Alexander & Takeshita win.
- 2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Semifinal Round: Kris Statlander VS Jamie Hayter; Hayter wins and advances to Double or Nothing.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
The fans are already fired up as Tony welcomes us to AEW Dynamite in New Orleans! “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome with me to begin this program, multi-platinum recording artist, entrepreneur, and University of New Orleans’ own ‘Coach P,’ ladies and gentlemen, MASTER P!” The fans fire up again as indeed, THE Master P, the hip hop legend and the owner of House of Glory Wrestling, makes his way to the ring! P says what up New Orleans! It’s AEW Dynamite, UNHHH~! It is his pleasure to introduce to us the NEW AEW World Trios Champions, THE OPPS! “Make ’em say UNHHH~!”
The fans cheer even more as Samoa Joe, Katsuyori Shibata and “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs make their way out, wearing those University of New Orleans Pirates colors! Samoa Joe gets himself a mic to say, “Lemme try that one one time. Make ’em say UNHHH~!” “UNHHH~!” “Nana nana!” Master P says it is about to get rowdy rowdy, ’bout it ’bout it! Joe says yes, sir! It is good to be here tonight! Because you see, The Opps have come to celebrate. The fans like the sound of that! Joe says before that, props to big brother Master P. Joe thanks P for the introductions, and for everything he does for this great city. Joe appreciates it, he knows the people appreciate.
Joe says BigBlueUNO.com, see what P is doing for the student athletes here. Master P says there’s always love for the student athletes. Master P is Coach P, there’s nothing but love for this city. Joe says that’s a good thing, because they love New Orleans, too. When they thought about the best city to celebrate a championship win, it’s right here in New Orleans! But wait, the Death Riders are here to ruin the fun. Well, Marina Shafir comes out from the back, but Wheeler Yuta rushes in from the ramp! He CLOBBERS Shibata, Claudio CLOBBERS Hobbs, and Moxley uses the briefcase to CLOBBER Joe! The fans boo and Master P can’t believe it!
Claudio drags Hobbs out, Yuta keeps after Shibata, and then Hobbs is sent into steel steps! Moxley CHOKES Joe, Marina is there to hold Joe down, and then Moxley stomps Joe! The fans boo but Master P stands his ground! The fans cheer on the coach but this is still a 3v1 situation. Moxley steps to Master P, and then Master P chuckles…? Because JOE IS BACK UP! Joe has the COQUINA CLUTCH on Moxley! Shibata and Hobbs drag Yuta & Claudio from the ring to fire in return! Master P even gets some shots on Mox! The fans fire up as the tables have turned on the Death Riders! P laughs as Moxley goes out, again!
Master P says this is New Orleans, right? They want all the smoke! This about to be a problem. Go ahead, put ’em to sleep! But wait, The Elite rushes out here! And Matthew Jackson has a chair! He SMACKS Joe down to free Moxley! Master P hurries out of there now, there’s a lot more going on. The fans boo as the Death Riders turn the tables back around. The Bucks say you’re welcome, Moxley. But then Marina steps in and keeps Moxley from retaliating, And then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE! The fans fire up as now the Realest is on the scene! Joe gets back up again, The Elite retreat now that things are getting complicated.
But then Kenny Omega makes his way out here! And The Cleaner has a chair of his own! The Elite scurry after where The Death Riders made their exit! The fans fire up as AEW International Champion stands with the World Trios Champions and the Most Dangerous Man in AEW. Then these five look to each other, and Joe grabs the mic again. “In respect to whose house it is, nice to see you again, brother. I will say this: JON MOXLEY! You wanted me, now you have me. I’m gonna beat your ass, choke you out, and ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be taking back my AEW World Championship.” The mission statement has been issued, but will all part of “Team AEW V3” be okay with that?
Backstage interview with The Patriarchy.
Renee Paquette is with Christian Cage, Kip Sabian, Mother Shayna, and the youngest ever singles champion in ROH or AEW history, the NEW ROH World Television Champion, Nick Wayne. A huge congratulations to Nick, but Christian says actually, the congratulations should all go to him. He even takes the belt from Nick! Christian says Nick would agree that if not for The Patriarch, Nick would not be standing here the champion. Because Christian is the one who forced Nick to step out of his shell, find himself, spread his wings and truly become what it is Christian’s always known Nick to be, and that’s The Prodigy.
Christian still says they’re all proud of Nick. They all celebrated. In fact, Christian and Shayna celebrated Nick’s victory extensively, later that night. Nick scowls but Christian says, “Do you see what happens, Nick, when you listen? When you shut your mouth, you open your ears, and you actually listen to me?! Good things happen, and I always tell the truth, don’t I?” Nick asks Christian if he sees what happens when you actually stick to the plan: You actually win championships. Nick tries to take his belt back, but Christian holds onto it. Christian then willingly gives it over, and says, “I love my family.”
Christian storms off, and neither Kip nor Shayna is really sure what to make of this. Is there about to be a new head of the household now that Nick’s standing up for himself?
Ricochet VS Mark Briscoe!
The One & Only is brushing off the losses that have plagued him in hopes of reaching his goal of gold in AEW. However, will he #ReachForTheSky against the Sussex County Chicken? Or can Ricochet #ManUp against the former ROH World Heavyweight Champion?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two circle, the fans taunt Ricochet with, “OH~ Ricochet’s Bald~!” Ricochet is annoyed, and he goes out to bond with the fan in the front row who is also bald! He claims everyone else is making fun of this guy, too! In fact, isn’t Mark bald? Why aren’t people talking Mark for being bald?! The fans chant, “You Aren’t Mark! You Aren’t Mark!” The two tie up, Ricochet powers Mark back, but Mark turns things around to corner Ricochet. The ref has Mark back off and the fans rally up. Ricochet and Mark reset, feel things out, but Ricochet goes to the ropes for defense.
The fans boo but Mark waits on Ricochet. Ricochet and Mark circle, feel things out, but again Ricochet is in a corner. The ref backs Mark off, and then Ricochet runs up! But Mark blocks a shot to fire hands in return! Mark keeps Ricochet from escaping to ROCK him again! And again! Mark whips, Ricochet reverses, and Ricochet drops down, hurdles over, but Mark follows to ROCK him with a forearm! Mark kicks low, then runs, and he BOOTS Ricochet! Ricochet staggers, Mark BOOTS him outta the ring! The fans fire up and Mark WRECKS Ricochet with a dropkick! The fans fire up more as Mark drags Ricochet up and CHOPS!
Mark stalks Ricochet, UPPERCUTS him, then keeps Ricochet from escaping into the crowd. Mark CHOPS Ricochet again! Ricochet ROCKS Mark, goes for the ring, but Mark drags him back out! Mark swings, Ricochet dodges, and Ricochet goes up the apron, Mark joins in and dares Ricochet to fight. Ricochet kicks, Mark blocks, and he spins Ricochet for a waistlock. Ricochet fights the lift, elbows free, but Mark clinches! Ricochet CLUBS away on Mark, then BOOTS him! Mark falls back, Ricochet taunts the fans and he taunts Mark. Ricochet scuffs Mark, taunts the fans, then runs, but into a DROPKICK!
The fans fire up as Ricochet falls to the floor! Mark takes aim, BANG BANG! FOLEY ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up and Mark puts Ricochet in the ring. Cover, TWO! Ricochet stays in this, but Mark CHOPS him! Mark shines up Ricochet’s head to then ROCK him with a right! Mark brings Ricochet around to suplex, but Ricochet slips free! Ricochet O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Mark kicks low, then whips Ricochet to ropes. Ricochet grabs ropes, but Mark blocks a boot! UPPERCUT! Ricochet goes to a corner, Mark runs in, but Ricochet uses the ref as a shield! Then Ricochet YANKS Mark into the ropes!
The fans boo but Ricochet brings Mark up to shove him into more ropes! Mark sputters, Ricochet builds speed, and Ricochet WRECKS Mark with a dropkick! Ricochet taunts the fans, taunts Mark, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ricochet take a moment to catches his breath, then he storms over to Mark to CLUB him on the back! Ricochet drags Mark up to RAM him into the apron! Then Ricochet smooths his eyebrows and beard, talks trash on some fans, then takes a fans’ sign to SMACK Mark with it! Mark CHOPS Ricochet! Ricochet CHOPS Mark! Ricochet puts Mark in the ring, CLOBBERS him, then rains down fists! T he ref reprimands, the fans taunt Ricochet, and Ricochet argues with the ref before going back for Mark. Ricochet shines Mark’s head before he throws hands, and he SLAPS Mark on the head! Mark just gets mad, Ricochet SLAPS him again!
Ricochet mocks the fans for mocking his baldness, and he BOOTS Mark down! Ricochet digs his knee into Mark’s neck, then acts like that’s a cover! The ref reprimands, Ricochet “apologizes” and covers Mark properly, TWO! Mark is tougher than that, so Ricochet brings him up, only for Mark to fire hands! Mark runs, but into a DROPKICK! Ricochet struts and soaks up the heat, then he goes back to cover Mark. TWO, and Ricochet clamps onto Mark with a chinlock. Mark endures, even as Ricochet digs a knee into his back. Mark fights up, fires body shots, but Ricochet knees low! Ricochet whips Mark to a corner, but Mark goes up and out!
Ricochet runs up, Mark blocks a shot to ROCK Ricochet! Mark then climbs, leaps, but Ricochet avoids the ax handle! Mark comes back, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but then Ricochet dodges to CUTTER! Dynamite returns to single picture as Ricochet covers, TWO! Ricochet is frustrated but the fans fire up. Ricochet brushes that off to then go to the corner. Ricochet goes up, says this is for the fans. AX- atomic drop! The fans fire up as Mark dares Ricochet to take a shot. Ricochet swings, Mark dodges and Mark CHOPS! And CHOPS! And fires a flurry of forearms! Mark whips, Ricochet reverses, but Mark FLYING FOREARMS!
The fans fire up as Ricochet flounders to a corner. Mark runs up to LARIAT, and BULL- NO, Ricochet stops that, only for Mark to SLAP, SLAP, SLAP the bald head! Then FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ricochet survives but the fans rally up behind Mark. Mark drags Ricochet up, but Ricochet grabs the ropes. Mark pulls Ricochet free, but Ricochet slips down and dragon sleepers, only for Mark to drop down and victory roll! TWO, and Mark hurries, only for Ricochet to trip! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Mark brings Ricochet up to Canadian Rack, but Ricochet slips free and backslides! TWO, and Ricochet NORTHERN LIGHTS!
Ricochet rolls through and deadlifts to a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous as Mark survives again! Ricochet keeps taunting Mark, but Mark SLAPS Ricochet! The fans fire up, Ricochet runs back in, and he RAMS Mark in the corner! Then GAMANGIRI from the apron! Ricochet springboards, but Mark catches him! EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Ricochet is tougher than that, but Mark has more to give! Mark underhooks Ricochet, but Ricochet fights the lift! Ricochet wrenches out, but Mark fireman’s carries! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY, and then Ricochet sits up into the SLIDING LARIAT!
Mark calls his shot and the fans fire up! Mark climbs up, aims, and FROGGY- NO, Ricochet moves! Mark rolls through, Ricochet runs up, but Mark puts him on the apron! Mark blocks the gamangiri, but Ricochet blocks the haymaker to HOTSHOT! Mark falls, Ricochet springboards, 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives again and the fans are thunderous! Ricochet is in shock, and he goes to the corner. The fans chant, “You Still Suck!” and Ricochet gets mad. Mark gets up to UPPERCUT! Mark climbs up, Ricochet CLUBS away on him! Ricochet shoves Mark away, but Mark comes back to UPPERCUT!
Ricochet falls to the floor, Mark CANNONBALL TOPES! The fans fire up and Mark puts Ricochet in! Mark runs up to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet barely gets an arm up, but Mark brings Ricochet around! Underhooks and- NO, Ricochet RAMS Mark into the corner! The fans cheer ‘A E DUB” for giving us this match. Ricochet runs up, Mark dodges, but Ricochet ELBOWS him down! Ricochet highs tacks, feet on ropes, TWO!! Mark has the prawn hold, AND WINS!
Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall
Ricochet couldn’t win the International Championship, he couldn’t win his share of $400,000, and now he loses to Chicken! The fans celebrate with Mark, but Ricochet’s a sore loser! He grabs a chair and JAMS Mark up with it! The fans boo, but Ricochet SMACKS Mark on the back! And SMACKS him again! The fans boo more while Mark writhes, but Ricochet brings out the GOLDEN SCISSORS! But wait! Kevin Knight rushes out here! The Jet DECKS Ricochet! He dares Ricochet to try something, then he stands on the scissors! Ricochet runs away! Kevin says he’ll cut Ricochet’s beard!
Knight then checks on Mark. Mark is alright, and the fans cheer. We even see Rock ‘n’ Roll Express here! They cheer on Mark, will Mark soon be headed for new title opportunities?
Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.
He welcomes us back to the show, but just as he’s about to begrudgingly welcome out FTR, he is interrupted by Stokely Hathaway! Big Stoke says there has been a change of plans, and he’s got this now. “They are living legends. Top guys! TEN TIME World Tag Team Champions! New Orleans, give it up for F T R!” The fans boo, but the music hits and Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler make their way out, walking with Stokely to the ring. FTR shake hands with Schiavone, and Stokely reintroduces himself. He will address the elephant in the room. FTR were suspended and fined for accidentally hitting someone, and simply touching Tony Schiavone?
That is interesting to Stokely, because there are other people who have literally set people on fire. Hangman Page has committed arson! Ricochet decides to come to work and shanks people with scissors! And should we even list all of Moxley’s crimes? Stokely will. Acts of terrorism, kidnapping, extortion, and all to FTR, yet he walks around here unpunished. That is unjust! But do not worry, that’s why Stokely is here. Stokely says that suspension will be expunged from their permanent records. Those fines will be reimbursed, based on the very public, ugly, and nasty way this has all played out.
Moving forward, if you wanna have a conversation with the Top Guys, you need to have a conversation with Stokely. As of today, Stokely Hathaway is the new agent for the greatest tag team today, F T R! Now, Schiavone, do your job. Schiavone thanks Stokely, and then holds the mic for FTR. Cash says beautiful work from Stokely. But what happened last week with Daniel Garcia was not an easy decision for them. But “Danny” gave them no choice when he made his own decision. The fans boo, Cash says please be polite, he is talking. Don’t forget, it was 2Point0 that got in FTR’s face! It was 2Point0 that came at FTR! It was 2Point0 that wanted a fight!
And from where FTR is from, when you want a fight, you better be ready to fight. And well, 2Point0 wasn’t ready for that fight. Cash has respect for Danny, though. When he asked them to stop, FTR stopped. Danny is FTR’s friend. But then he goes and treats them like that? Don’t forget, Danny, you came to them for help. When every other veteran here left him high and dry and directionless, it was FTR that got Danny to the TNT Championship. FTR put Danny first, they put Cope first, they put AEW first, and that got FTR nothing but disrespect! NO MORE! FTR first from now on! And you’re gonna boo them for that?!
The fans do indeed boo, but Dax steps in. What’s with the hostility? Relax. Speaking of living legends, there are a couple legends in the house right now! Rock ‘n’ Roll Express are here! Dax invites Ricky & Robert to the ring to share the spotlight. Ricky & Robert stand up, the fans cheer, and Dax says c’mon now, we’ve got TV time ticking. Watch your step, we don’t want anyone falling. Rock ‘n’ Roll Express do indeed step into the ring with FTR, Stokely & Schiavone, and Dax tells the fans that if they didn’t cheer FTR, no need to cheer Rock ‘n’ Roll. The fans boo but Dax says one of the greatest teams of all time, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express!
Ricky & Robert have had some of the greatest matches with some of the greatest teams. Which do they feel is their greatest match of all time? Before Ricky or Robert can answer, Dax says it would have to be Philadelphia with the Midnight Express. And to be honest, no shade, but Midnight Express was better. The fans boo, Dax says no, hold on, tonight is going to be about Rock ‘n’ Roll Express. 40 YEARS of Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, they’re still going strong. How old are they? And again, Dax interrupts by saying that he’d have to say just on looks alone, he’d go with 109. And being 109 means they were running hard in the 80s, if you know what he means.
What would they say was their greatest experience in the 80s? Ricky stops Dax from interrupting this time! The fans cheer and Ricky says no more of this. Don’t try and embarrass Ricky & Robert in front of the wrestling world. Stokely steps in and says there doesn’t need to be hostility. This is kinda ironic, but Stokely has something. He has Dax hold his mic, and then he brings out the brand new FTR merch shirt! FTR: Living Legend Killers. This one’s for Ricky. Stokely throws the shirt at Ricky, and then FTR attacks! The fans boo as Cash DECKS Robert, and then Dax reels Ricky in! Cash goes up, MIND BREAKER!!
But here comes The Paragon! FTR runs from Adam Cole, Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly! The Top Guys stoop to new lows, but will The Paragon make sure FTR get the worst of it?
The Young Bucks VS Kevin Knight & “Speedball” Mike Bailey!
We saw Matthew & Nicholas Jackson earlier tonight try and again ingratiate themselves to the Death Riders, only to be reminded they have many more enemies than friends. But this match is really only because The Jet & Speedball went a little overboard with their celebration last week, what with the $400,000 and The Opps winning the World Trios Championships. Will The Bucks be a couple of buzzkills? Or will they still throw a Superkick Party?
The teams sort out and Matt starts against Bailey. The fans cheer as the two circle. Bailey trips Matt, things speed up, and Matt stays low. Mike handsprings, then bypasses Matt to drop down and hurdle over! Matt leaps over, but Bailey ducks a kick! Matt ducks a kick, and then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS hook each other! The fans fire up as the two hop around, but Nick runs in and CLOBBERS Bailey! Knight storms in but Nick kicks and CLUBS him down! The fans boo the Bucks, but they bring their opponents up. The Bucks double whip, but Knight & Bailey duck ‘n’ dodge, only for The Bucks to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW!
The Bucks double kip up and soak up the heat as they hit their classic pose. But then Knight & Bailey are up! They spin The Bucks around, Bailey SOBATS Nick but Matt ROCKS Knight! Matt throat chops Bailey! Matt whips Knight, but Bailey gives him the boost for the CROSSBODY! Then they TOSS Matt out onto Nick! The fans fire up as Knight & Bailey say #2Fly! DOUBLE PLANCHAS take down The Bucks! The fans fire up and high-five with Knight. Knight & Bailey put Matt in, they DOUBLE CHOP, then they double whip. Matt grabs ropes, Knight runs up but Matt TOSSES him! Matt ELBOWS Bailey away, and then Nick PENALTY KICKS Knight!
Bailey runs up, but into Nick’s GAMANGIRI! Matt wheelbarrows Bailey and Nick slingshots in, WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER COMBO! Then Nick cartwheels and MOONSAULTS onto Knight! Nick soaks up the heat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
The Bucks soak up the heat while Matt paces around Bailey. Matt stomps Bailey to the corner, Nick CLUBS Knight, and then Matt bumps Bailey off buckles. Tag to Nick, and they put Bailey in the ropes for the DRAPING SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Bailey stays in this, and we see Knight returning to the corner. Nick runs to KNEE Bailey in the back! Nick stays between Bailey and Knight while mockingly holding out Bailey’s hand to Knight. Nick then gets in Knight’s face, and the ref has to keep Knight from rushing after Nick! Nick claps to fake the tag, and Matt runs up to stomp Bailey down! Matt CHOKES Bailey, all while the ref argues with Knight!
Matt stops choking Bailey to then drag him back to the corner. Tag to Nick, and The Bucks CATAPULT GAMANGIRI, and then DOUBLE STOMP BACKBREAKER! Nick taunts Knight more, then drags Bailey to a cover, TWO! Bailey is still in this but Nick stays on him with buckle bumps. Nick then scrapes Bailey’s face against the ropes! Nick stops to soak up the heat, and then he drags Bailey into a facelock. Bailey endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Bailey runs, but Nick WHEEL KICKS him down! Cover, TWO! Nick drags Bailey back into a facelock and he grinds Bailey down. The fans rally, Bailey fights up, and Dynamite returns to single picture.
Knight coaches Bailey up, but Nick suplexes! Bailey cradle counters, TWO! Nick runs up, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down, Bailey and Nick crawl, hot tag to Matt! Nick then BLASTS Knight, and the fans boo while Matt brushes him off dismissively. The Bucks drag Bailey up, double whip, but Bailey handsprings! The Bucks get clear, but Bailey dodges their double lariat to BOOT Matt! Bailey dodges Nick to fire LIGHTNING KICKS! ENZIGIRI! The fans fire up as Bailey crawls! Nick also goes for the corner, hot tags to Matt and Knight! Knight dodges Matt to BLAST Nick! And then Knight rallies on Matt!
Knight whips, Matt reverses, but Knight goes up and over, comes back and LARIATS! The fans fire up with Knight, and he runs in at the corner! STRINGER SPLASH! Whip and LARIAT in the corner! Then a whip, but Matt wrenches. Knight dodges Matt to pop him up and SLAM! UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Knight waits on Matt, then somersaults for a DD- NO, Matt turns satellite DDT into NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express gets going as Matt NORTHERN LIGHTS again! Bailey runs up, but he just gets added to a DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS! The fans boo but Nick cheers Matt on. Matt runs up, and he blocks Bailey’s boots!
Matt puts Bailey in the ropes, Nick GAMANGIRIS, and then Matt SUPERKICKS Knight! Nick goes out, Matt drags Knight out along the ropes. Nick is up, DRAPING DOUBLE STOMP BOMB for Knight, and Nick somersaults through to DRAPING BACKSTABBER Bailey! Cover on Knight, TWO!! Knight survives and Matt mockingly applauds. Matt says that’s good stuff. The fans rally and Knight rises, but Matt smiles. Matt brings Knight up, but Knight JAWBREAKERS free! Hot tag to Bailey! But Matt fakes him out to DDT! Matt soaks up the heat, tags Nick, and Nick soaks up the heat. “Who wants to see a Superkick Partaaay~?!”
The fans are torn as Nick aims, but Bailey blocks the superkick! Bailey spins Nick around to SUPERKICK him! Matt SUPERKICKS Bailey! Knight SUPERKICKS Matt! Nick SUPERKICKS Knight! Bailey runs up, Nick dodges, but then Bailey dodges! DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES take them down! Matt and Knight both kip up, but they DOUBLE LARIAT each other down!! Nick and Bailey kip back up, Nick goes Matrix to avoid Bailey’s kick! But Bailey spins to hook Nick’s kick, only for DOUBLE ROLLING ROUNDHOUSES to take them both down!! The fans are electric for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” giving them this tag match!
The teams crawl for their corners, Bailey tags Knight. Knight storms up on Nick, but Nick ROCKS him with a forearm! And another! Knight roars, but Nick ROUNDHOUSES! Nick runs, but Knight DROPKICKS right through him! Bailey gets in and he Electric Chair Lifts Nick! Knight says Time2- NO, Matt intercepts Knight’s flight with an Electric Chair Lift of his own! But now it’s a chicken fight! The fans are going nuts as Knight throws hands on Nick, only for Matt to CLAW at Bailey’s face! The two back up, Bailey puts Nick on the top rope and Knight fights free of Matt. Knight shoves Matt and Bailey bypasses him, Matt runs into Nick’s Johnson!
Knight says Nick goes to the UPPER ROOM! Then Bailey hoists Nick up again, and Knight DORPKICKS him into the POWER BREAKER!! Cover, MATT BREAKS IT! The fans are torn, but Bailey DROPKICKS Matt! Nick flounders, the fans rally, and Knight coordinates with Bailey. They both run, a Jet Speed High Low!! Then they both go to the apron, and the fans fire up for the 2FLY DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD, Bailey ASAI MOONSAULTS onto Matt while Knight SPLASHES down on Nick! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives but Knight calls to Bailey! Bailey aims and PENALTY KICKS Nick down, then MOONSAULT KNEE DROP!
Bailey intercepts Matt while Knight goes up, MOTHERSHIP SPLASH!! Cover, but Matt BARRELS through Bailey to break it! The fans are torn again but The Bucks hurry outside to regroup. The fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” because “This is Awesome!” Knight & Bailey pursue to keep The Bucks from running away! Now they have Nick on the barrier, and they CHOP! The fans fire up as Bailey & Knight climb up! But Matt YANKS Bailey down, and Nick fires body shots on Knight! Matt has Knight in the Electric Chair Lift, and Nick goes up! DOOMSDAY DEVICE to the floor! The Bucks go tot he ring, but Bailey BOOTS Nick down!
Bailey TRIANGLE JUMP MOONSAULTS, but the Bucks catch him! Matt holds onto Bailey while Nick hops up onto the barriers. Nick runs 3/4ths of the length to lead into the T K DRIVER to the floor!!! The fans lose their minds, and then The Bucks have Knight! E V P TRIGGER misses?! Knight then LEAPS over the lariats to DOUBLE PELE!! And then a somersault, DOUBLE SATELLITE DDTS!! The fans are electric again as Knight has turned this all around! Knight aims from the outside, Matt distracts the ref, and RICOCHET returns! Ricochet anchors Knight, Knight kicks fere, but Nick gets out of the way! Knight springboards, but into Matt’s arms!
Matt backslides Knight, but that’s just to roll him through into the E V P TRIGGER!!! Cover, Bucks win!
Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall
The One & Only mocks Knight, but he’s the only reason Knight & Bailey lost this match! Will Ricochet be rewarded handsomely for his assist?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Playoff Palooza gets bigger as FTR will once again battle Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly! Will the Top Guys finally be humbled? Or will they tear down The Paragon? Plus, with Swerve in a fighting move, he now goes 1v1 with The Vanilla Babyface, Blake Christian! Will Blake take advantage of Swerve being on edge? Or will Blake regret stepping into Swerve’s House? And then, we get a taste of “Lucha de Honor” as Bandido defends his ROH World Championship against Dralistico! Will La Faccion Ingobernable finally strike gold? Or will The Most Wanted not give up his championship so easily?
Backstage interview with Toni Storm.
Renee is now with the Timeless AEW Women’s World Champion, as well as butler Luther, and notes that tonight, it is Kris Statlander VS Jamie Hayter in the Women’s Owen Hart Tournament Semifinals. Renee also notes that Toni has been watching everyone in this tournament very closely. Toni says, “And why shouldn’t I? These are the preeminent individuals in our entire industry. So ladies, good luck. Pound your flesh, rip your tits, but don’t you dare get any blood on my pearls. And remember: You are now watching your feature presentation.” Renee says speaking of feature presentations, this weekend in Hollywood, Toni will be on the red carpet for the TCM Film Festival.
Toni says yes, some new little science fiction film. Renee says it’s Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Toni says there’s not an empire big enough to strike her back. But remember, she is a lover and a fighter. She isn’t just going to spend this weekend cucking around with Ben Mankiewicz! She has an idea! Toni grabs her title and stands up on top of a chair. “Attention, slop tarts! This Saturday on Collision, I’m going to have a Championship Eliminator Performance! So if there’s any b*tch that has the itch-” Oh, Queen Aminata steps up immediately. She says she’s back, and you know she likes to fight. So, let’s do this.
Toni says, “No, no, darling. It’s… Let’s make cinema!” Toni has Luther carry her away, but will Playoff Palooza end up an underdog sports story?
The Hurt Syndicate is here!
New Orleans fires up and sings along, “We Hurt~ People!” as Montel Vontavious Porter, Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin make their way to the ring. MVP holds up a fan’s sign that says, “WE HURT PEOPLE,” then he grabs a mic. “Attention, AEW viewing audience. This is an official announcement from The Hurt Syndicate. On behalf of the Standard of Excellence, Shelton Benjamin, and the All Mighty, Bobby Lashley, we are the Hurt Syndicate, and we hurt people.” The fans cheer that! MVP says in fact, they’re so good at that, that every single tag team they’ve faced for these AEW World Tag Team Championships haven’t been back!
MVP says they’re all home healing up. Then the Gates of Agony stepped up, and they said they like to be hurt? That’s a silly thing to say to two of the most dangerous men on the planet! But they obliged, and they hurt those two. You will not be seeing The Gates of Agony in the near future. But perhaps you will see them eventually, because Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona are hungry young lions and they will return. Now is just not their time. This time right now, MVP will hand the mic over to Lashley, because he has a few things he’d like to say. The fans cheer that! MVP passes the mic to Lashley, but then an engine starts revving.
MVP sighs as we see a fancy sports car pull into the parking lot. And out steps none other than Maxwell Jacob Friedman. MJF tells a guy to keep it running for him, then nut taps him on the way out! MJF laughs at his own prank, and even says, “What a do*che.” MJF heads to gorilla, and that means he makes his entrance! Lashley smirks because of course MJF is making his way out here. MJF has a mic to say cut his music. The fans cheer MJF on, and MJF tells the Hurt Syndicate, “Gentlemen, I know… Hell, we all know you had a good time last week, okay? And if you guys wanna have a good time for the rest of your lives, all I need are three thumbs up. That’s it.”
MJF waits, and MVP says okay, let’s try this one more time. MVP says we know how he feels, he is still thumbs up. The fans cheer for “THREE THUMBS UP! THREE THUMBS UP!” Shelton is no longer intimidated by Lashley, and he gives the thumbs up! MJF is excited, but Shelton denies him the hug. Shelton tells MJF that to make this real clear, this isn’t a thumbs up because of “a bunch of broads and a watch.” The only reason Shelton gave MJF a thumbs up is because of MVP, so don’t forget that. MJF says of course! He loves Montel! We ALL love Montel, right? The fans cheer! MJF says, “We also love our good friend, Bob!”
The fans cheer for “BOB! BOB! BOB!” and MJF says c’mon, let’s see it. Lashley holds out his hand, but MJF says hold on, hold on, he has a feeling he knows where Lashley is going with this. So please, give him one more second. MJF knows Lashley has his reservations, but if he’s in the Syndicate, then they’ll get all the money, the power, the respect, and the gold! Lashley brings a lot to the table, but with all due respect, there are things MJF brings to the table that Lashley does not. MJF knows AEW better than anybody. MJF knows how to cut corners better than anybody! And he knows how to win by any means necessary better than anybody.
If they let MJF in, they don’t just run AEW, they run professional wrestling! MVP says that’s a good point. MJF says he knows they got off on the wrong foot, but really, that’s not MJF’s fault. But, but, but…! MJF is willing to admit as Salt of the Earth, he’s been a bit prickly over the rejections. So MJF wants Lashley to know, from the bottom of his heart, two words he’s never said before… “I’m sor…” MJF trails off and the fans chant, “Say You’re Sorry!” MJF says he is, okay? Shut up! “Bob…! I’m sorry!” MJF gets it out and the fans cheer! MJF catches his breath and then Lashley holds up his hand. MJF panics and says before Lashley puts the thumb down…!
Did Lashley see the car he drove here in? Did they like that car? If Lashley gives a thumbs up, that car is his! MVP says that’s another good offer. Lashley chuckles and says he needs the keys. Of course! But they’re in the back, so we gotta take a walk. Okay, let’s go take a walk. MJF says we’re taking a walk! The fans cheer as MJF leads the way back to the parking lot. MJF tells the fans they’re as tough to look at as they’ve been lovely, so thank you. But will the keys to that incredible car be the key to MJF joining the Hurt Syndicate?
MJF and the Hurt Syndicate arrive in the parking lot.
MJF has the valet hand the keys back, and MJF has them look at this beauty. Talk about horsepower! It is gorgeous! Lashley takes the keys, steps into the driver’s seat, and Shelton joins him at shotgun. MJF asks for a thumbs up, but Lashley just drives away! Thumbs… DOWN?!? MJF just got tricked! MVP has MJF calm down and says you gotta give the people what they want. MJF grits his teeth as he tells Lashley to have fun with the car… But if it isn’t gifts that will win The All Mighty over, what must MJF give him?
Backstage interview with Hangman Page.
Renee is with the once again Anxious Millennial Cowboy, and she notes that was a huge victory for Hangman in the Owen Hart Tournament. Hangman beat the wild card, Josh Alexander, and is now set to face Kyle Fletcher next week in the semifinals held in Norfolk, Virginia. Kyle viciously attacked last week, so how is- “The MOMENT that I see Kyle Fletcher, I am going to put his ass in the ground! And it looks like somebody wants to get in here, so get your ass in here.” MJF steps in and says, “Howdy, Cowboy. How you been? You look great. By the way, I wanted to compliment you on your new haircut. I love that it makes it look like you met your wife at a family reunion.”
Hangman says MJF hasn’t changed anything about himself since he was 12 years old. But Hangman is in the middle of an interview, so unless MJF has something of substance to add, he should just get in his car and- Oh…! Right, we just saw what happened there. MJF sarcastically laughs that off, and says it’s “Joke Man” Adam Page. Here’s a joke for him: Guy enters the Owen Hart Tournament, only to then watch MJF stroll on in through the backdoor with the Hurt Syndicate to reclaim what is rightfully his and become a TWO-TIME AEW World Champion. Hangman says like MJF knows anything about the backdoor.
MJF’s whole plan is to use Hurt Syndicate, but how does that get him an inch closer to the world title? But maybe after Hangman beat MJF’s ass at Revolution, MJF had to figure something out because he knows he can’t win matches, and he knows he can’t hang with Hangman. MJF says wow, first of all, of course Hangman doesn’t understand his intentions with The Hurt Syndicate, Hangman’s an idiot. Second of all, Hangman wants to act high and might because he beat MJF, well check the math, they’re 1-1. If they ever do face off again, MJF sends Seabiscuit to the glue factory where he belongs.
And third of all, the personal favorite for MJF: Hangman thinks he’s a badass for being in the Owen Hart Cup? Hangman is a great wrestler, MJF will not take that away from him. But if Hangman does manage to get to the finals, he’ll just do what he does best, and that’s choke. MJF leaves, Hangman shouts he has something for MJF to choke on! Dumbass! Hangman storms off, but will he make it through the semifinals? Or will the Aussie Arrow make sure Hangman can’t go Double or Nothing?
Josh Alexander & Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis Family VS Will Ospreay & Brody King!
Speaking of the Owen Hart Cup, the Walking Weapon lost to The Cowboy, and the Alpha lost to the Aerial Assassin in their epic semifinal showdown. But now the Don Callis Family is hoping to change the odds at Double or Nothing using brute force! Will Alexander & Takeshita make the Family proud? Or will the #BillyGOAT and King of Death be a truly killer combo?
The teams sort out and Ospreay starts against Takeshita to start where they left off from last time! The fans fire up as the two circle, and Callis of course joins commentary. Ospreay and Konosuke feel things out, only for Alexander to CLOBBER Ospreay from behind! Konosuke BLASTS Brody off the apron, the ref reprimands, but the Don Callis Family mug Ospreay. They double whip, DOUBLE ELBOW, then stand Ospreay up for DOUBLE BACK SUPLEXES! They shake hands, and then DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Takeshita flexes, then he drags Ospreay up. Konosuke bumps Ospreay off buckles, tags Alexander, and Alexander ROCKS Ospreay!
Alexander whips Ospreay, Ospreay reveres and atomic drops! Then he CHOPS Alexander down, before he STANDING MOONSAULT FLOPS as Alexander moves! Alexander grabs a leg for an ANKLE LOCK! Ospreay rolls and throws Alexander away, but Alexander is right back to scoop and SLAM! Alexander runs to drop a KNEE, but the fans sing for “Ospreay~, Ospreay Ospreay Ospreay~!” Alexander whips corner to corner, Ospreay goes up and over, then Ospreay keeps moving to RANA Alexander! Then he arm-drags Alexander down to an armlock! The fans bark as Ospreay tags in Brody! Brody & Ospreay double whip, then DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!
Konosuke runs up, but Brody scoops and SLAMS him onto Alexander! Then Brody whips Ospreay to FLAPJACK him onto Konosuke & Alexander! The fans fire up, and Brody adds a DOUBLE SENTON! The fans bark, Brody stands Alexander up, and Brody CHOPS him to a corner! Brody ROCKS Alexander, brings him around, and CHOPS again! Alexander goes to the corner but Brody ROCKS and CHOPS him again! And CHOPS! And then he stands on Alexander’s neck! Ospreay asks for a tag, Brody chops him as a tag! Ospreay says okay, thanks… Ospreay steps in, Alexander JABS but Ospreay CHOPS!
Ospreay whips, Alexander grabs the ropes, but Ospreay runs up, only for Alexander to put him on the apron. Ospreay ROCKS Alexander, takes aim, but Konosuke anchors Ospreay’s legs! Konosuke sits Ospreay down and Alexander CROSSBODIES! The fans boo but Callis and Lance Archer like what they see, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Callis whispers something to Konosuke before Konosuke rolls into the ring. Alexander looms over Ospreay, holds him up, and Konosuke distracts the ref, allowing Callis to get a cheap shot in! Callis is giddy as he goes back to commentary. Alexander then storms in and he stomps Ospreay around. Alexander stalks Ospreay, CHOPS him, then Konosuke CHOKES Ospreay in the corner! The ref reprimands, but Alexander scoops and SLAMS Osprey! Tag to Konosuke and he goes up to SUPER SENTON! Cover, TWO! Konosuke drags Ospreay up, reels him in, and Ospreay endures the COBRA TWIST! The ref checks on Ospreay, but that lets Konosuke link up with Alexander!
The ref looks and sees what they’re up to, so Alexander lets go. Konosuke scoops Ospreay for a BACKBREAKER! Tag to Alexander, he stalks Ospreay, and he steps on Ospreay’s foot to keep him from Brody. Alexander then stomps the ankle! Alexander grabs a leg, twists Ospreay’s ankle, then he JAMS the leg up! Ospreay hobbles away, but he still CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Alexander dropkicks the bad leg! Ospreay falls in a heap, and Alexander fishhooks him into sitting up! Alexander CLUBS Ospreay in the chest, soaks up the heat, and then he stalks Ospreay to ropes. Konosuke is there to CHOKE Ospreay again!
The ref reprimands, Konosuke stops, and Alexander argues with the ref. Konosuke HOTSHOTS Ospreay! Ospreay staggers away, the ref keeps Brody back, and Alexander drags Ospreay up to UPPERCUT! Ospreay staggers to a corner, Alexander UPPERCUTS him again! Ospreay falls, Alexander clamps on a chinlock! Dynamite returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Ospreay fights up to fire body shots, then he reaches out to Brody. The fans rally, Alexander holds Ospreay back, but Ospreay fires a forearm! Ospreay still reaches out, but Alexander still holds on! Ospreay fires another forearm, and another, but Alexander ducks the shot!
Alexander waistlocks but Ospreay fights the lift. Ospreay backs Alexander down but Konosuke tags in. Konosuke taunts Brody, then runs up, but Ospreay BOOTS him! Ospreay ELBOWS Alexander, then ROCKS Konosuke, and repeat! The fans rally, but Konosuke kicks low. Konosuke & Alexander double whip, but Ospreay handsprings to DOUBLE PELE! The fans fire up and Ospreay crawls, hot tag to Brody! Brody BOOTS Konosuke, then LARIATS Alexander! Brody SPLASHES Konosuke in a corner, then he BACKDROPS Alexander! Brody storms up on Konosuke, whips, but Konosuke reverses and kicks low.
The fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” while Konosuke runs, ducks ‘n ‘dodges, but the SOUTHPAW LARIAT finds him! The fans fire up while Konosuke bails out. Brody roars, and builds speed!? Brody DIVES and takes out Alexander & Konosuke! The fans fire up as Brody then drags them both up, brings them around the way, and makes them sit in the same chair. Alexander is on Konosuke’s lap, and Brody CHOPS Alexander! Seems like Konosuke still felt the force of it through Alexander. Brody gets space, and New Orleans barks along. Brody runs back in, and he CROSSBODIES them against the barriers!
Brody puts Konosuke in the ring, then runs corner to corner to LARIAT! Ospreay tags in and Brody fireman’s carries! DOUBLE STOMP into a DEATH VALLEY BACKBREAKER! Cover, Alexander breaks it in time! Brody TOSSES Alexander, but Alexander drags him out! Brody runs up, but he’s sent into the steel steps! Ospreay lines up a shot, but Konosuke reels him in! Ospreay fights Blue Thunder with elbows, then he ROCKS Konosuke with forearm after forearm! But an ALPHA ELBOW hits back! Konosuke runs, but into the TIGER WALL KICK! ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips Konosuke, Konosuke reverses, but Ospreay handsprings again, but into BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous as Ospreay survives! Konosuke and Ospreay are both down, and a standing count begins. Archer coaches Alexander while Ospreay and Konosuke crawl. New Orleans tells off Callis himself, but we get hot tags to Alexander and Brody! Alexander BOOTS Brody, BOOTS him again, then he blocks a chop to wrench, KICK, ROCK, and reel Brody in! But Brody’s too much to lift! Brody wrenches out, takes a swing, but Alexander dodges. Brody SWATS a lariat, CHOPS and ROLLING ELBOWS, then he LARIATS point blank! Cover, TWO!! Alexander survives but Brody just snarls. The fans bark it up as Brody storms around.
Brody runs corner to corner, CANNONBALL! Cover, but Archer distracts the ref! Brody is furious, and he BLASTS Archer off the apron! But an ALPHA ELBOW finds him! Ospreay runs up, Konosuke dodges, kicks and whips, but Ospreay dodges to DIVE onto Archer! Ospreay hurries back up, he ROCKS Konosuke, and then PIP PIP- NO, Konosuke dodges and Alexander ROCKS Ospreay with a haymaker! Alexander reels Ospreay in, POWERBOMB! Then Konosuke runs at Brody, HELLUVA KICK! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Alexander is there, he GERMAN SUPLEXES Brody now! Alexander holds on, ripcords, DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOW!!
Brody wobbles, and then roars! So Alexander & Konosuke DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOW again!! Cover, TWO?!?! The fans are thunderous, but Alexander drags Brody up. Konosuke runs in, POWER DRIVE KNEE!! And then Alexander hooks Brody up! Konosuke helps out, C4 SPIKE!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!
Winners: Josh Alexander & Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall
Give a few assists to Don Callis and Lance Archer, but the family that cheats together wins together! And then they beat up on Brody just because! Ospreay slides in, he fires off on Konosuke, but Alexander is after him! Now Ospreay is getting mugged, and they feed Ospreay to Archer’s CHOKE SLAM!! Archer scares the ref off, and here comes Kyle Fletcher! The Protostar always loves seeing his former friend get beat up, and he joins the Don Callis Family in the ring. Kyle taunts Ospreay, but here comes Hangman! He promised it would be on sight, so Kyle dares The Cowboy to bring it! Hangman storms up, but TRENT & ROCKY ATTACK!
The fans boo as Roppongi Vice were lurking in the shadows for a moment like this! They beat up on Hangman, then send him in just for Kyle. But Hangman fires hands! Kyle panics, but RPG Vice CLOBBER Hangman! The fans boo as the Don Callis Family beats up on Hangman 6v1! They get Hangman up so Kyle can suplex and BRAINBUSTER!! Kyle is ready, but will he shoot down the Cowboy to get one more match with Ospreay? Or will the Buckshot be Hangman’s ace in the hole?
BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break!
AEW returns to the Chicago area, and on Dynamite, May 14th, Samoa Joe gets his shot at the AEW World Championship! But will Joe be the one to finally dethrone Moxley? Or will The Maniac’s reign of terror never end?
2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Semifinal Round: Kris Statlander VS Jamie Hayter!
These two have been waiting for this one, as have we all! A former AEW TBS Champion and a former AEW Women’s World Champion are each one step away from the Owen Hart Cup, but only one of them can move on. Who gets to go Double or Nothing with The CEO, Mercedes Mone?
The bell rings and the fans fire up as the two circle. They tie up, go around, and then break. They circle more, tie up again, and Kris arm-drags Jamie. Jamie gets up in a huff, runs up, but Kris drops down. Kris gets up but Jamie runs her over! Kris is right back up, and runs up again. Jamie dodges, Kris dodges, and then Kris runs Jamie over! Jamie is already getting annoyed as she stands back up. The two stare down, then they both throw forearms! And the both BOOT! And then they both SHOULDER TACKLE! They both fall, and then they both kip up! The fans cheer as these two see they’re very much the other’s equal.
Kris and Jamie dust themselves off, then Kris goes to run, only for Jamie to reel her in by her tights! Jamie waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Kris goes to a corner, Jamie runs up, METEORA! Jamie snapmares Kris, goes up the corner, then leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up, Jamie hurries to cover, TWO! Kris stays in this and Jamie is rather amused. Jamie bumps Kris off buckles, stomps her, then whips. Kris reverses, wrenches, ROCKS, and then runs to go up the corner! Jamie catches Kris first! Kris uses that to wheelbarrow Jamie into buckles! Kris then runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT!
Kris runs side to side, but Jamie dumps her out! Kris ROCKS Jamie, drags her out to the apron, but Jamie ROCKS Kris! Kris ROCKS Jamie, then gets under the boot to TRIP Jamie! Jamie flops to the floor, and Kris takes aim. The fans fire up for the MOONSAULT, but Jamie moves! Kris crashes on the floor, and Jamie BOOTS her down! The fans fire up, Jamie dabs the sweat off her face and then throws the wristband at Kris while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
The ref says to get this in the ring but Jamie leaves Kris behind. Kris drags herself up into the ring, but Jamie is right on her with a snap suplex! Kris writhes, but Jamie CLUBS her down. Jamie stalks Kris to the ropes, then bumps her off buckles. Jamie stands on Kris in the corner, but the ref counts. Jamie steps off, shrugs like she didn’t know Kris was there, and then she kicks away. But Kris fires forearms and CHOPS in return! Kris CHOPS Jamie in the corner, goes corner to corner, but Jamie ELBOWS her down! Kris sputters, but Jamie pushes her to a cover, TWO! Kris is still in this but Jamie stays on her with a facelock.
Jamie tries but Kris fights the suplex, throws body shots, then Kris suplexes Jamie! Cover, TWO! Kris argues the count but the ref defends it. Jamie JAWBREAKERS Kris! Jamie then drags Kris up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Jamie clamps onto Kris with a chinlock! Jamie grinds Kris down, and holds on as Kris fights around. Kris reaches out, but Jamie hooks an arm with her leg! Kris fights free of that, stands up and throws body shots. Kris JAWBREAKERS Jamie, then goes up, up, and FLYING BACK ELBOW! Both women are down and the fans rally as Dynamite returns to single picture.
New Orleans is torn as Kris and Jamie stand to fire forearms back and forth! Kris fires a flurry, but Jamie fires back! Kris PELES, then runs! But Jamie follows to ELBOW Kris! Jamie runs but Kris follows to ROCK her! Kris runs again, but Jamie kicks low! Kris ducks the enzigiri! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Jamie stays in this, but Kris clamps on with a DRAGON SLEEPER! Jamie endures as Kris also has the body scissors! The fans rally as Jamie pushes back to a cover, TWO! Kris still holds on, and she keeps the body scissors while shifting to a standard SLEEPER! Jamie endures, then fire elbows at the legs!
Kris CLUBS Jamie, clamps back on, but Jamie rolls back to a cover, TWO!! Jamie has a headscissor neck lock! The fans fire up as Jamie squeezes tight! Kris endures, turns over, so Jamie goes to the ropes! Jamie uses the ropes for leverage, only for Kris to Chair Lift her up! And SLAM! The fans fire up and Kris waits on Jamie to rise. Jamie sits up, into a BLINDSIDE METEORA!! Cover, TWO!! Jamie survives but Kris is not deterred. Kris hauls Jamie up, tucks her in, but Jamie victory rolls! TWO!! Kris rolls away, both women stand, and Jamie ducks a discus! But then Kris ducks the discus, runs back in, but into a SUPERKICK!
But Kris is up to ROUNDHOUSE! Jamie ENZIGIRIS! Jamie roars, runs, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! High stack, but then a roll through, and a reel in! Underhooks, but Jamie wrenches out to clinch! HAYTBREAKER!! Both women are down again and the fans fire back up! The fans cheer on “Women’s Wrestling!” as Jamie and Kris stir. Jamie crawls over and has a cover, TWO!! Kris still has something in the tank and Jamie is frustrated. Jamie kisses the bicep and drags Kris up. HAYTER- NO, Kris ducks the lariat to then lift Jamie up, SPIN OUT BOMB! Kris hurries to a corner, climbs, and 450 SPLASHES!! Cover, TWO!!!
Jamie survives and Kris is furious! The fans rally, Kris seethes and hurries back up. But Jamie anchors a foot! Kris CLUBS Jamie, Jamie UPPERCUTS Kris! And again, and again, and again! But Kris CLUBS Jamie in return! Jamie ROCKS Kris, climbs up, but Kris fights the suplex! Kris fires body shots, then changes the grip to shove Jamie down. Kris leaps, but into a HAYTERADE!!! Jamie drags Kris back up, powers up that arm, and the fans fire up for the HAYTERADE!!! Cover, JAMIE WINS!!
Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall (advances to Double or Nothing)
The fans cheer on Jamie, but here comes The “C E O! C E O!” Mercedes Mone struts her way out, all her belts on her person. She points to the Owen Hart Cup trophy and smiles. Jamie says no no no, that’s gonna be hers. These two are just one month away from going Double or Nothing, who wins it all in Arizona?
My Thoughts:
A great Dynamite here, with strong build in all the stories that they’ve got going right now. Great opening segment with Schiavone bringing out Master P, Master P bringing out The Opps, and then all that causing The Death Riders to show up. Good brawl there, and that was fun having Master P laugh at Moxley being choked out. But then good move having The Elite show up, that works for the story of The Elite still trying to join forces with The Death Riders. But then Swerve and Omega showing up was also good. With the news that Moxley VS Joe is now for Beach Break, I am very certain we’re getting Stadium Stampede/Anarchy in the Arena for Double or Nothing. Seeing The Opps, Omega & Swerve together, that’s just a natural Team AEW for this time around.
Similarly, very good promo stuff with Schiavone inviting out FTR. I’m a little surprised Stokely Hathaway is back as FTR’s manager, but at least he’s getting to do something. Very good promo from FTR, Passive Aggressive Dax is pretty funny. And then FTR turning on Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, that was wild. The Paragon showing up was good stuff, and we’ll get a great match of FTR VS Roddy & Kyle. Also, I guess it really is official, Cole-Roddy-Kyle are The Paragon, and “The Kingdom” returns to just being Taven & Bennett. And while prerecorded so that they can play it between NBA games on Saturday, Playoff Palooza looks like a lot of fun.
Ricochet VS Mark Briscoe was a great match that wasn’t quite so outta-nowhere, given last week’s big money 8 Man Tag. Good win for Mark, but of course Ricochet attacked him. Kevin Knight making the save was good, and it helped give us the finish to Knight’s tag match against The Bucks. That tag match was bordering on PPV quality, but it makes sense Ricochet would cheat Knight as payback. Knight VS Ricochet definitely needs to happen next week before Knight has to go back to Japan for Best of the Super Juniors. And in the meantime, perhaps Ricochet and Bailey can feud as a holdover until Knight gets back in the Summer.
Great promo from MVP to put over the Gates of Agony, and great stuff with MJF and the Hurt Syndicate. I could just tell Lashley was gonna get the better of MJF with that car deal. This is definitely going to boil down to how Lashley might actually want a world title shot, making the whole thing of MJF joining a moot point. Great promo between MJF and Hangman, one of them will definitely cost the other something, and it is definitely more likely MJF costs Hangman against Kyle or Ospreay in the tournament. Another great tag match tonight with Ospreay & Brody VS Konosuke & Alexander.
The Don Callis Family of course cheated to get their win, and also great beatdown stuff after. Hangman wanting after Kyle was good stuff, and with the Don Callis Family standing tall, there’s a very big chance that it ends up Ospreay VS Hangman for Double or Nothing. For one, as I just said, MJF can cost Hangman. Also, we’ve gotten plenty of Ospreay VS Fletcher lately, we can give them time before they fight again. Great promo from Toni to issue an open challenge and have it immediately answered by Aminata. Maybe they’re doing this now that they went and changed the ROH PPV schedule, and that kinda screws up when and where Aminata VS Deeb was going to happen…
Then great main event of Kris VS Jamie. I am legit surprised it was Jamie winning to face Mone, I really thought Kris was going to make that push to the top. Mone VS Jamie will still be awesome, and it’d still be great to see Toni VS Jamie again after all this time, but it still feels like Toni VS Mone ends up the All In match, even though I still argue we should be getting Mone VS Athena so that Athena can be on the big PPV in her hometown. Though, I guess if Supercard of Honor is going to be in Texas, that’s supposed to make things up to The Fallen Goddess when she deserves the bigger stage.
My Score: 8.9/10
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There’s gold on the line in El Paso!
MJF defends his AEW World Championship, Thekla defends her AEW Women’s World Championship, all for Dynamite in El Paso!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Championship: MJF VS Kevin Knight; MJF wins and retains the title.
- Darby Allin & Orange Cassidy VS The Dogs; Darby & Cassidy win.
- The Brawling Birds VS The IInspiration; The Brawling Birds win.
- Hangman Page VS Marty Snow; Hangman wins.
- AEW Continental Championship Eliminator: Jon Moxley VS Hechicero; Moxley wins and denies Hechicero a title match.
- AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Thunder Rosa; Thekla wins and retains the title.
- AEW World Trios Championships: Jet Set Rodeo VS Kazuchika Okada, Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis; Okada, Fletcher & Davis win and become the new AEW World Trios Champions.
PLAY BY PLAY
AEW World Championship: MJF VS Kevin Knight!
The Scumbag says The Jet is NOT the now, nor even the future! After tonight, Knight will just be history. But will MJF prove himself right? Or will this match shock the world and completely change Revolution?
The introductions are made, the “Triple B” is raised, and we see who survives in the Borderland!
The bell rings and El Paso is dueling already. Knight and MJF stare down, then tie up. MJF arm-drags and he calls it out. MJF talks trash while the fans are torn, but MJF and Knight reset. They tie up, and Knight arm-drags back! Knight flexes and gives that trash talk back. The two reset again, circle and tie up, then MJF headlocks. Knight powers up and out, drops down, then hurdles over to arm-drag again! And again! And again! Knight keeps on MJF with the armlock while the fans duel. MJF endures, fights up, and he powers up to whip. Knight RUNS MJF over, covers, ONE! Knight keeps moving, he RUNS MJF over to cover, ONE!
Knight keeps going, he RUNS MJF again, then covers, TWO! Knight just keeps going, but MJF arm-drags, only for Knight to arm-drag through! Knight has the armlock again while the fans duel. MJF fights up, powers Knight to a corner, but Knight turns it around. The ref counts, then gets in there, but MJF sucker punches Knight! The fans boo but MJF tells them to shut up! Knight goes to a corner, but he dodges MJF to fire a CHOP! Knight fires forearms, then stomps a mudhole in! The fans are still torn as Knight digs his boots in. The ref counts, Knight stops at 4, and Knight goes up the corner. Knight aims already, MOTHERSHIP FLOPS as MJF moves!
MJF smirks as he was playing possum. MJF whips to kitchen sink knee! The fans boo but MJF soaks it up. MJF mockingly claps to get fans to rally up. MJF then winds up, runs, and runs, and runs, to T-BAG Knight! The fans boo but MJF just smirks again. Knight gets up to fire forearms on MJF! Knight runs but MJF reels him in for a bearhug! Knight CLUBS away, but MJF reel shim back in! Knight slips under, waistlocks, and O’Conner Roll! TWO, Knight comes back to schoolboy, TWO! Knight tries again, but MJF FLAPJACKS him! The fans cheer while both men are down. MJF goes to a corner and catches his breath before going back to Knight.
MJF ROCKS Knight, Knight goes to a corner, but MJF CLAWS the eyes! The ref counts, the fans boo, but MJF stops at 4. MJF whips Knight corner to corner hard, and Knight falls back. MJF CLUBS Knight, whips him corner to corner again, and just as hard! Knight slumps back down but MJF goes to the adjacent corner to lounge. MJF flips off the fans and they boo harder. MJF then says, “One More Time!” The fans cheer, but then MJF says they can shove it! MJF storms up to Knight, wrenches and whips him corner to corner, but Knight reverses! MJF is sent into buckles hard! Knight says, “VAMOS!” But MJF dodges the splash!
MJF runs up but Knight BOOTS him away! Knight goes up to FLYING LARIAT! Both men are down again while the fans cheer. Knight and MJF both stir, “This is Awesome!” as both men stand. Knight counter punches to fire off forearms! Knight whips, MJF blocks, and MJF wrenches to whip. Knight goes up and over, then hurdles again, to DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Knight kips up! MJF staggers around, into Knight’s scoop! Knight powers through the pain to SLAM MJF! Then Knight runs for the UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Knight grows frustrated as MJF survives. The fans rally behind Knight as he climbs the corner again.
Knight aims, but MJF rolls out of the ring. The fans boo but Knight hops down to build speed! Knight FLIES! and down goes MJF at the ramp! The fans fire up for Knight and he drags MJF back into the ring. Knight goes up the corner one more time, but MJF rolls to the far side. The fans boo again but Knight just hops back down. Knight builds speed again, but MJF slithers in! Kitchen sink knee! MJF snarls as he drags Knight up to suplex, and he hangs Knight out to dry! Knight flops to the apron while the fans boo, but MJF storms up on Knight. MJF drags Knight into the ropes, vows to end this, and HEAT- NO, Knight denies the driver!
Knight gets in, JUMPS the lariat, then jumps again, SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO! MJF survives the spike but the fans rally up again. Knight rolls away to a corner, MJF crawls to the other. The fans rally as both men stand, and Knight runs in! MJF pops Knight up to MULE KICK! Then Alabama Lift, ALABAMA SLAM! Then a roll and fireman’s carry, for a MJF5! Cover, TWO!! MJF is too tired to be shocked, but a Beast he is not! Both men stir, and MJF drags Knight up. MJF suplexes, but Knight turns that into a cradle! TWO!! MJF escapes, but Knight slips around, backslide! TWO! Knight keeps moving, sunset flip, but MJF sits on it! TWO and Knight has it, TWO!
MJF sits on it, TWO! Knight has it again, TWO!! MJF escapes just in time, but Knight SUPERKICKS him! MJF flops outta the ring! The fans are thunderous as Knight builds speed, to FLYING LARIAT!! The fans lose their minds seeing Knight bust another one out, and Dynamite goes picture in picture!
The ref checks on both men and they’re both able to continue. Knight and MJF stir as the ring count begins, and Knight stands at 5 of 10. Knight rolls in, but just to refresh the count. Champion’s Advantage means he has to win this with MJF in the ring. Knight drags MJF up but MJF pokes him in the eyes! The ref reprimands but MJF whips Knight into the steel steps! Knight clutches his ribs again, but now MJF rips protective padding away from the railing. Dynamite returns to single picture as MJF drags Knight up and whips him into the railing! More damage to the ribs! MJF soaks up the cheers and jeers as he gets space.
MJF runs back in, but Knight goes to the other side of the railing! And QUEBRADAS MJF down! The fans go nuts again while Knight drags MJF up. Knight puts MJF in, then catches his breath from those aching ribs. Knight climbs up, up, and aims again, but MJF hits ropes! That trips Knight right up onto his cockpit! The fans boo MJF but he climbs up after Knight. MJF CLAWS Knight’s back! Then he CLAWS Knight’s face! The fans boo but MJF brings Knight up. Knight fires body shots to fight the suplex! Knight then ROCKS MJF, and MJF falls into the Tree of Woe! Knight switches it up by going to the adjacent corner!
The fans are fired up already as Knight takes aim! MJF panics but The Jet goes COAST2COAST! MJF falls out of the Tree while the fans cheer, but Knight hurries back up top! Knight aims again, MOTHERSHIP SPLASH! But did MJF kick the ref at the same time?!? The cover isn’t being counted! Knight should’ve won by now!! The fans boo but Knight keeps the cover. The ref counts but very slowly, TWO!! MJF survives a THIRTEEN count, really! Knight is frustrated, but he drags MJF back into the drop zone. Knight climbs again and the ref makes sure not to be near MJF this time. MOTHERSHIP SPLASH but onto knees!! MJF gets Knight up and in the ropes! HEATSEEKER!! Cover, MJF wins!
Winner: MJF, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
The Scumbag found a new way to survive, denying Knight his ticket to LA. However, that means he still has to face Hangman in a Texas Death Match! But MJF TOSSES the ref, because he aims with the Dynamite Diamond Ring! BUT WAIT! Hangman is here! The Cowboy tells MJF to back down now, but MJF dares Hangman to do something about it! Hangman doesn’t have to, because “Speedball” Mike Bailey is in the ring! THRUST KICK! MJF falls right to the floor and the fans cheer! Hangman smirks as his AEW World Trios Championship partners get the better of MJF. Will Hangman make sure to finish things in the City of Angels?
Darby Allin & Orange Cassidy VS The Dogs!
The Relentless One promised Gabe Kidd & Clark Connors, this doesn’t end with him six feet under, this ends with him putting them down! Freshly Squeezed joined the fight on behalf of Tomohiro Ishii, but will he and Darby put an end to the Mad Man & 100 Proof? Or will they not be as #WarReady as these Dogs?
Well, speaking of being ready, Darby & Cassidy don’t exactly wait for Gabe & Clark to get in the ring! Darby & Cassidy take the fight to them right at the ramp! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands as all four throw hands! Then Connors throws Cassidy into barriers! Gabe whips Darby into steel steps! Darby flounders away, Connors CLUBS Cassidy along, then throws more hands! Gabe takes those steel steps, pushes them around towards the timekeeper’s area, then drags Darby up. Darby fights off being pushed into those steps again, and Cassidy knocks Connors down so he can CLOBBER Gabe! The fans cheer as Cassidy stands on Gabe!
Darby runs up on Connors, and SHOTGUNS him into the barriers! The fans fire up while Connors goes staggering away. Darby just reloads and runs in, only for Connors to dodge! The Coffin Splash crashes against railing, then Connors JEEP FLIPS him! Gabe drags Cassidy up the steps and has a HANGING GUILLOTINE! The fans boo as Gabe squeezes the life outta Cassidy! Gabe then puts Cassidy on the railing, only for Cassidy to SMACK Gabe back! Gabe falls off the steps, but Connors runs up! SPEAR down through the table!! The fans go nuts again as these two are down in the wreckage! The ref checks, they’re both somehow okay.
Meanwhile, Gabe and Darby finally get in the ring, so they finally ring the bell! Gabe runs up but into BOOTS! Darby jumps over, runs back in, but into a LARIAT! Gabe drags Darby up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Gabe shouts that he already said, stop playing with him! Gabe soaks up heat on the corner, Connors rises up to join in, but Dynamite goes to picture in picture.
Cassidy is being checked by Doc Sampson, he might not be as okay as he thought. Gabe stands Darby up to CHOKE him into the corner! The ref counts, Gabe stops at 4, then he UPPERCUTS Darby down! Gabe talks more trash on the fans while Connors watches Cassidy crawling to ringside. Connors drags Cassidy up to whip him hard into railing! Connors soaks up heat while Cassidy writhes. Gabe stalks Darby to a corner, mocks the fans all cheering Darby on, then runs up to UPPERCUT Darby down! Gabe then digs his boots in, shouting and taunting Darby the whole time, then backs off as the ref counts 4.
Gabe argues with the ref, then waits on Darby to get up. Gabe gives Darby a junkyard dog headbutt! And then another! Cover, TWO! Darby toughs it out but Gabe tags Connors. Connors talks his time walking over to Darby, then stands him up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Darby stays in this but Connors stays between him and the corner. Cassidy flounders over but Connors tells him to just stay down. Connors then stands on Darby’s head, but steps off as the ref counts. Connors drags Darby up as Dynamite returns to single picture, and he whips Darby to the Dogs’ corner. But Darby uses that to BLAST Gabe off the apron!
Connors runs in but Darby BOOTS him away! Then Darby sunset flips, but Connors rolls through! Connors goes for legs, Darby slips under, but Gabe rushes in! Gabe picks Darby up and puts him on the ropes, to then SHOVE him down! Darby clips off the apron on the way down! The fans boo but Gabe tells them to hush. Gabe then puts Darby back in the ring for Connors to cover, TWO! Darby survives again but Connors stays between him and Cassidy. The fans rally up for Darby & Cassidy while Connors pie faces Darby. Darby SLAPS Connors! Connors wobbles, Darby SLAPS him again! Then again! Connors SLAPS Darby back!
Connors takes his belt off but the ref takes it from him! Darby takes his own belt off and uses it to trip Connors! The fans cheer as Darby crawls, but Gabe storms in! Gabe drags Darby back, but Darby BOOTS him into Connors! Hot tag to Cassidy! The fans fire up as Cassidy “unleashes” kicks on The Dogs! Gabe & Connors are annoyed, but then Cassidy dodges them to go up and DOUBLE RANA! The fans fire up as Cassidy runs up, but Gabe puts him on the apron. Cassidy SMACKS Gabe off buckles! Then he SMACKS Connors off buckles! Then Cassidy goes up, leaps over Connors and CROSSBODIES Gabe!
Cassidy keeps moving, he ducks ‘n ‘dodges Connors to then tilt-o-whirl, only for Connors to stop that! Connors reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy backdrops! Connors sunset flips but Cassidy rolls through, PENALTY KICK! Cassidy then Alabama Lifts, BEACH BREAK! Cover, Gabe breaks it! Then Gabe DECKS Darby! Gabe runs up to LARIAT Cassidy! Gabe fires up but the fans boo. Gabe taunts the fans, brings Cassidy back up, and Gabe suplexes, but into STUN-DOG MIILLIONAIRE! Darby adds a CODE RED! Connors runs up but he’s sent into buckles! Cassidy DIVES out onto Gabe! Darby hops up on Connors, THROWBACK STUNNER!
Cassidy is back, he tilt-o-whirl DDTS Connors! The fans fire up while The Dogs regroup outside, only for Darby to SUPER COFFIN SPLASH! Darby feeds Connors to the ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, Darby & Cassidy win!
Winners: Darby Allin & Orange Cassidy, by pinfall
Darby and Cassidy were the underdogs against The Dogs, but they came out on top because they’re the more resilient! Wait, DAVID FINLAY is here?! He slips right into the ring in a nice suit, armed with his shillelagh! Finlay CRACKS Cassidy with it, then he CRACKS Darby! The fans boo but Finlay rains fists down on Cassidy! Gabe CHOKES Darby while Finlay struts around. Connors HAMMERS Cassidy, but Finlay tells them to get these boys back up. Connors & Gabe stand Darby up so Finlay can look him in the eyes. Then he CRACKS Darby with the shillelagh again! Will nothing stop The Dogs now that their pack leader is All Elite?
Backstage interview with Bandido and Andrade El Idolo.
Renee Paquette is with The Most Wanted and the Real Latino Man, and says BREAKING NEWS for Revolution! For the first-time-ever, we get Bandido VS Andrade! Renee asks Bandido want having this dream match means to him. Bandido says it means so much to him. He grew up watching Andrade in his hometown, so now, he gets to have Andrade as an opponent. March 15th, it will be a dream come true. Andrade tells Bandido that he hears Bandido is one of the best Mexican wrestlers alive! But what he’s seeing… This is just a fan! Does he want to fight? Or does he want a selfie? Maybe they can take one now.
Andrade takes out his phone, but it turns out someone is calling him. See you at Revolution. Andrade walks off to answer the call, but will he learn the hard way to take Bandido seriously?
The Brawling Birds VS The IInspiration!
Jamie Hayter & Alex Windsor may not have started as teammates or even friends, but teaming up these past few weeks seems to have helped that. However, Jessie McKay & Cassie Lee have always been friends, they’ve always been iconic, and now they’re All Elite! Who will step up, step back, and step aside as these two teams collide?
The IInspiration tells production to keep the music going, they wanna groove to Harley Cameron singing it. The fans don’t mind it, but The Birds ain’t having it! Jamie & Alex storm in and SMACK The IInspiration off buckles! The fans are torn as Jamie HAMMERS Cassie and Alex fires hands on Jessie! The ref wants them to sort out but Jamie whips Cassie into Jessie, then The Birds DOUBLE CHOP! And DOUBLE CHOP again, and again! The fans fire up as The Birds wind it up, for a DOUBLE DOUBLE CHOP! Then they CATAPULT Jessie into the HAYTBREAKER! Then a feed to Alex’s LARIAT! Cassie storms up but into kicks!
The Birds DOUBLE SUPLEX Cassie away, and the fans cheer The Birds. The IInspiration regroups, they ask for a timeout, but they realize they’re surrounded! The Birds run in, DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Jessie falls, Alex picks Cassie up, and Hayter runs for the truest TWO BIRDS ONE STONE!! Double cover, The Birds win!
Winners: The Brawling Birds, by pinfall
The IInspiration might be All Elite, but they just realized what that means! The Birds made quite an impact tonight, will they be next in line for the AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championships?
Hangman Page VS Marty Snow!
The Cowboy is already in a good mood after seeing MJF get kicked in the face. But good mood aside, will Snow not have a snowball’s chance in Hell of winning against him?
The bell rings and both men run up, only for Hangman to BOOT Snow down! Then Hangman goes right to the apron, slingshot and BUCKSHOT! Cover, HANGMAN WINS!
Winner: Hangman Page, by pinfall
Did that just set a record!? Hangman puts his jacket back on and grabs a mic to say, “Hey, look. I’ma make this short, cuz his ass ain’t the one I wanted to beat tonight. MAX! I have put my entire future at stake for the chance to do what your parents should’ve done nearly 30 years ago, and taught you a lesson. For years, you have sneered and you have scoffed at me for having what I think is a basic human conscience. But let me warn you: In Texas Death, I have no conscience! Max, I will rip you, I will tear you, and I will only let you lie when I am finished with you. And Max, you are the world champion, so surely, that doesn’t scare you.
“You’ve already shown that you are itching to punch someone in the head with your diamond ring, so why don’t you slip it back on your pinkie, get your dumbass out here now, and show me what good that will do you at Revolution!” The fans cheer that, but MJF says, “Alright, alright, pipe down, pipe down. It’s bad enough I gotta be in this C Tier town, El Paso. But clearly, clearly you’re not very bright, Hangman! Did you not just see me beat your boy, Kevin Knight’s ass? Huh? You all saw it, right? It’s bad enough I gotta listen to you yap next week at the press conference, don’t make me come down there and whoop your ass, too, Cowboy.”
The fans boo, but Hangman says if he’s not gonna do it, then- OH NO! Kyle Fletcher, Kazuchika Okada, and Mark Davis attack Hangman!! The fans boo but MJF gets to smile at Hangman’s pain now. Davis has an ANKLE LOCK on Hangman while Okada & Fletcher stomp away on Hangman! They get Hangman up, CHOKE him on the ropes, then Davis hits the REBOUNDER! The fans boo but Kyle mockingly asks if Hangman liked that. But here comes JetSpeed! Bailey & Knight run the Don Callis Family’s heavy hitters with chairs, but then the Jackal himself appears! Accompanied by Lance Archer, Callis has a mic in hand.
The fans cuss Callis out, but he says, “I have something important to say!” The fans boo, but Callis says he sees Jet Set Rodeo in the ring, and he sees three champions, but he also sees three greedy, entitled Millennial punks! It’s not enough that they have the trios titles, but Hangman wants the world title, Knight wants Okada’s International title, and Speedball, “you little French Canadian puke,” wants after the great Kyle Fletcher and his TNT title. How much is enough? One thing Callis hates is a greedy guy. All he’s heard is about what Jet Set Rodeo wants, but he wants us all to be quiet so he can talk. The fans just boo harder! Callis says be quiet so he can tell you what CALLIS wants!
Callis couldn’t help but hear on Collision last Saturday, what was the term they used? “Any place, any time.” Jet Set Rodeo said they’d defend those titles any place and any time. Well, he has a very important to announcement! See, when he heard that, he got to thinking. He just recently left a conversation with Tony Khan. So any place, any time? The place is EL PASO! The time is TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT! The AEW World Trios Champions WILL defend those titles against Mark Davis, Kyle Fletcher & Kazuchika Okada! And after they beat Jet Set Rodeo, the trios titles will belong to DON BAH GAWD CALLIS!!
The fans boo, but the fight IS official! Knight is already banged up from losing to MJF, can he, Bailey & Hangman possibly survive Dunkzilla, Protostar & Rainmaker?
Sit-down interview with The Young Bucks and FTR.
Renee Paquette is already in the boardroom with Matt & Nick Jackson, Brandon Cutler helping film this, but they’re the only ones on time. How’re they feeling? Nick says he’s a bit beat up, but- Oh, now Cash Wheeler, Dax Harwood & Stokely Hathaway arrive, #BigStoke still in his wheelchair. Stoke asks Renee to move over for him. Renee obliges though The Bucks take offense. Renee has everyone calm down, they already signed the No Physicality Agreement for this. Dax says he’s fine, it’s on The Bucks. The AEW World Tag Team Champions take their seats, and Dax says it’s wild to think about. The greatest tag teams of the 21st Century: The Briscoes, The Bucks, and FTR.
Now, FTR bested The Briscoes two-outta-three, and FTR are #DemBoys’ greatest rivals, so… Dax’s thought is, when they best The Bucks again at Revolution, FTR goes down as THE greatest tag team of the millennium! Cash points out that FTR are THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions, but The Bucks are also THREE-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions, so Revolution will finally be chapter closed, book finished, only one will be the best. Nick says yeah, okay, we can go back and forth about accomplishments, but this time is a little different. And do they know why? Because FTR put their hands on the Jackson family!
FTR hit a piledriver on their brother! FTR pushed and shoved their parents! Cash claims self-defense, but Nick knows that’s crap. At Revolution, it won’t be only about winning the titles back, but about revenge for their family! Matt brings up how The Jackson Family was simply ringside when FTR did what they did. Matt’s kids, Nick’s kids, how they felt, it is taking The Bucks everything they have in their souls to not just reach across this desk and beat the living SH*T outta FTR! But it’s okay, it’s okay. They won’t do that now.
No, they’ll do that in Los Angeles at Revolution, in front of their family so they can see The Bucks destroy FTR and leave them in a puddle of piss and blood, when The Bucks take the titles for a record breaking fourth time! Cash says he hopes the family is there, too. Then FTR can teach them another lesson! Things get heated again, Renee has them calm down again, but Cash say The Bucks are clearly not mature enough to handle this rationally. FTR will show themselves out and remove themselves from this troubling situation. Dax says The Bucks are so lucky about the No Physicality Agreement. But uh, Cutler wasn’t part of it.
Dax DECKS Cutler!! The Bucks are angry again, but they check on Cutler. FTR keeps turning up the heat, but will they be the ones burned?
AEW Continental Championship Eliminator: Jon Moxley VS Hechicero!
The Maniac is still set for his match with The Alpha in Los Angeles, and he already crossed CLØN off the list. Will Moxley do the same to The Alchemist? Or will Hechicero have just the right formula to turn opportunity into a golden ticket?
While Moxley makes his entrance, Marina Shafir is talking right into the camera. She’s daring Toni Storm to find her and “make me laugh.” The Problem wants a fight with the Timeless One, will she get it?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Hechi dazzles with his magic, then he and Moxley feel out the knuckle lock. Hechi rolls, has the top wristlock, but Moxley hooks a leg to trip Hechi. Hechi keeps his shoulders up and goes for a leg. Hechi drags Moxley down, then drags him back to tie up the legs, and ELBOW DROP on the back! Hechi scuffs Moxley but that just makes Moxley mad. The fans rally as the two go again, and Moxley takes the knuckle lock and puts it on the mat to STOMP the hand! Moxley mocks the magic, then he and Hechi reset. They circle, Hechi shoots in for a leg and trips Moxley, then they roll.
Hechi floats to a headlock but Moxley rolls to a cover, ONE! Hechi shifts to a facelock to gator roll, then hooks a leg into a ghost pin, ONE! Moxley has a cover, ONE! Both men stand and the fans fire up again. They knuckle lock, Moxley shoots in and gets a leg to trip Hechi. Moxley pushes his way to a cover, ONE, but Moxley clamps onto an arm. Hechi endures the double wristlock, then headscissors. Hechi drags Moxley down and stands to NECK TWIST! Moxley writhes while the fans duel. Moxley checks his neck while he stands, and the two circle. Hechi CHOPS, but Moxley CHOPS in return! Hechi shoves Moxley, Moxley shoves Hechi.
Hechi LARIATS but Moxley stays up! Hechi frowns but he eggs Moxley on. Moxley LARIATS Hechi, so Hechi rebounds to RAM Moxley! Moxley RAMS Hechi! Hechi RAMS Moxley again, but Moxley RAMS back! Hechi kicks, JABS, then ROCKS Moxley. Hechi puts Moxley in a corner, wraps his arm around the ropes, and YANKS the arm! The ref reprimands but Hechi climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count in Espanol, and Hechi dazzles at nueve to- NO, Moxley BITES Hechi’s fingers! Moxley turns things around, he rains down fists, and the fans count in English, all the way to TEN! Moxley then whips corner to corner, runs in, and LARIATS!
Moxley whips but Hechi sunset flips! Moxley rolls through but Hechi steps over to have the ARMBAR! The fans rally as Moxley endures, but Hechi stomps his face! Moxley endures while the fans duel, but Hechi lets go to stand Moxley up. Hechi CHOPS, whips corner to corner, but Moxley reverses. Hechi goes up and out, then blocks a shot to HOTSHOT the bad arm! Hechi goes up the corner, but Moxley ROCKS him! Hechi fights back, shoves Moxley away, then FLYING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Moxley survives and bails out of the ring while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Moxley rests against the desk but Hechi goes out to ROCK him! And CLUB away on his chest! Hechi then brings Moxley around to whip into the barriers! Moxley takes a seat while Hechi revels in the cheers. Hechi runs back in and BOOTS Moxley against the railing! Hechi then brings Moxley up, but Moxley CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Hechi kicks low, UPPERCUTS, then follows Moxley back into the ring. Hechi clamps on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Moxley endures, pries at the hold, but Hechi traps an arm. Hechi pushes Moxley around, steps over the arm, and traps it for a STOMP! Moxley writhes but Hechi brings him back up.
Hechi has Moxley on the ropes, wraps the arm through the ropes, then pulls! Hechi CLUBS away on the arm until the ref counts 4. Hechi lets go, but he keeps Moxley against the ropes to ELBOW him in the back! Hechi puts Moxley in a corner to CHOP, then brings him around. Hechi snap suplexes Moxley down, then eggs him on. Moxley snarls as Hechi sits him up and rains down fists! Hechi ELBOWS Moxley in the head, then stalks him to the ropes. Hechi CHOKES Moxley, CLUBS him again and again, then stops as the ref counts. Hechi brings Moxley back up, spins him around, and reels him in as Dynamite returns to single picture.
Moxley fights the lift while fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Hechi grabs a leg but Moxley fires hands. Moxley reels Hechi in now, but Hechi trips Moxley! Hechi ties the legs up as he turns Moxley over, and the shows off an EL PASO LASSO! The fans cheer while Moxley endures! Hechi shoves Moxley away, and Moxley hobbles to a corner. Hechi runs in but Moxley avoids the knee! Hechi lands safe on the ropes, but Moxley brings him off with a fireman’s carry! Hechi fights free, shoves Moxley again, then hits him with the LARIAT into the SLEEPER! Moxley endures as they’re on the ropes, and he drags Hechi up those ropes for a LONDON TOWER!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Moxley coughs and sputters but he rises to his feet. Hechi is on the apron, Moxley runs up, but Hechi avoids the boot! Hechi has the leg in the ropes for a DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Moxley grits his teeth in pain, but Hechi then traps the leg in the ropes so he can STOMP it! The ref reprimands but Moxley falls, and we hit the ten minute halfway point. Hechi goes up a corner while Moxley hobbles, but Moxley ROCKS Hechi first! Moxley climbs up to get Hechi with the SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up as both men are down again! Moxley crawls his way over, pushes Hechi to th ecover, TWO!
Moxley clamps onto Hechi with a SLEEPER, then drags him back into the body scissors! Hechi fights against the Rear Naked Choke, rolls back to pop free, and now he has the REAR NAKED CHOKE! The fans rally as Moxley fights through, rolls back, and steps over! ARMBAR!! Hechi flails, reaches out, but CLUBS at Moxley’s legs! Hechi fights up and has Moxley’s legs! Hechi ties those up and turns that into a TRAILER HITCH!! Moxley flails and reaches out while the fans duel! Moxley drags Hechi over with him for the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and duel as Hechi lets Moxley go. Moxley leans on the ropes but he can’t stand on that bad leg!
Hechi eggs Moxley on, so Moxley CHOPS him! Moxley eggs Hechi on, Hechi CHOPS! Moxley ROCKS Hechi, but Hechi ROCKS Moxley! They go back and forth, the fans split down the middle! Moxley CHPOS, Hechi CHOPS, repeat! Then they go forearm for forearm! Hechi says hold on, h old on. The straps come down! Now bring it! Moxley runs on one good leg, but Hechi blocks the lariat to ENZIGIRI! Then Hechi runs up, STEP-UP KNEE in the corner! The fans fire up for the drop steps, but Moxley LARIATS Hechi first! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Moxley crawls his way over, “This is Awesome!” as he reels Hechi in.
Hechi fights the double underhooks to shove Moxley away, and FLAPJACK! Then a float over and roll into the PLUMA BLANCA!! ROLLING CRUCIFIX CLUTCH! Ghost pin, TWO!! Moxley survives all of that and the fans can’t believe it! Moxley fights up but he’s dizzy! Hechi fires hands from all sides, then winds up, but Moxley SLAPS Hechi! Moxley flips Hechi off, then dodges Hechi’s dropkick! Hechi tumbles off the ropes, and Moxley hits the CURB STOMP! Moxley fires up and the fans are with him! Moxley sits Hechi up but Hechi breaks free, and he flips Moxley off! Moxley KNEES Hechi in the face! Moxley underhooks for the DEATH RIDER!! Cover, Moxey wins!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (denies Hechicero a title opportunity)
Moxley dares the Don Callis Family to keep bringing it! Well speaking of, Konosuke Takeshita appears! The Alpha will still have his turn at Revolution, but will Moxley be worse for wear when AEW finally returns to Los Angeles?
Brody King is here!
The King of Death doesn’t really worry about his entrance music, he just grabs a mic on his way into the ring. El Paso barks with him before he says, “SWERVE! You know, I could be like you. I could stand on that announce table for half an hour, telling everybody just how dangerous I am. But I don’t need to do that, because I KNOW that I am the most dangerous man in AEW! So why don’t you get your ass out here and I can prove that tonight!” The fans like that idea! But Prince Nana shows up to tell Brody, “I hear you, alright? I hear you loud and clear. But are you sure you wanna do this, my friend? Are you sure you wanna go down that rabbit hole with the man himself? Are you sure about that, Brody?”
Brody says quit talking, Nana, and bring Swerve’s ass out here. Nana laughs and says okay. “Without further interruption, ladies and gentlemen… May I introduce to you the REAL Most Dangerous Man in AEW… SWERVE! STRICKLAND!” Nana laughs an evil laugh while the music begins, but Swerve doesn’t enter from the stage! HE ATTACKS FROM BEHIND! Swerve uses his chain to BEAT BRODY DOWN! The fans boo but Swerve just hits a HOUSE CALL!! Swerve then picks his chain back up, and he wraps it around Brody’s neck! The fans boo as Swerve CHOKES Brody, then links the chain to the rope!
The fans boo as Swerve then drags Brody up with the chain to CHOKE him!! Brody flails and sputters as he turns red, and Swerve just mocks the barking! Swerve tells Brody, “You know how you chain a dog up? Just like this! I had to send a message to Kenny Omega. Now I gotta send that same message to you. All of the AEW roster is on notice. It’s one thing talking about being the Most Dangerous Man, it’s another actually doing it! And I’m about that action. So guess what? I will be seeing you in LA at Revolution! For your information, and a little reminder, I humbled a man in LA, too.” But then BANDIDO runs out here!
Swerve gets clear before The Outlaw can get at him! The fans boo Swerve but he just smiles seeing what he did to Brody. Will Swerve do far worse to put Brody down for good?
The Death Riders speak.
Daniel Garcia says that’s what they like every single week! Don Callis Family, are you stupid or are you dumb? When you gonna stop picking fights you cannot win!? Wheeler Yuta has Garcia step aside, and Yuta shows off the bald head. “Get a good look, okay?! Losing my hair was the darkest moment of my career. But the Death Riders are the reason I’m not wallowing in my misery. They’re the reason I’m prepared every day for war! Cuz I know when I walk in that arena, and there are thousands of people screaming hurtful, mean, terrible things at me, trying to kick my ass, I know the people I care about most in the world have my back. Through loss, I have freedom.”
Marina then calls out Toni Storm again. “You better shoot from the hip and make me laugh, for your sake. You p*ssy!” Moxley says they all are, aren’t there? A bunch of punk asses! Don Callis Family, CMLL, was THAT the baddest hombre you got? NJPW, all these advertising agencies that got into pro-wrestling! NOBODY does it like they do! No team is like this team! No one is willing to go as long and as far as them! Takeshita, at Revolution, it’s just you and Moxley. And they’re gonna go as long as it takes. They’re gonna see this through all the way to the end. The Death Riders head out, will they take everyone out along the way?
AEW Women’s World Championship: Thekla VS Thunder Rosa!
Part one of what has now become a DOUBLE main event is about to begin! The Toxic Spider snatched the title from Kris Statlander, but La Mera Mera stepped into this fight to avenge her. Will Rosa take back the title she never truly lost? Or has she already fallen for the trap?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly toxic!
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Rosa. Thekla is unaffected as she and Rosa stare down. They step up, and Thekla eggs on the “perros.” Thekla talks trash, but Rosa SLAPS her for it! The fans cheer that as Rosa then SMACKS Thekla off buckles, off more buckles, then side to side for more buckles! Rosa goes all four corners, then CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” and Rosa smiles before she CHOPS again! Thekla wants the ref to back Rosa off, but Rosa CHOPS again! Rosa then stands Thekla against the ropes, puts some stank on it, and she CHOPS! The fans cheer while Rosa whips Theka to then ELBOW her down!
Rosa snapmares Thekla but Thekla goes to ropes. Rosa runs up for the 915! But Thekla bails out! The fans boo but Rosa goes to the apron. Rosa FLYING LARIATS Thekla down! The fans cheer, and Rosa puts Thekla up against the railing to CHOP! Rosa whips, Theka reverses, but Rosa reverses back! Thekla hits the apron, and Rosa pulls off protective padding. Rosa steps up onto the railing, a little help from the fans, then she CROSSBODIES Thekla down! The fans cheer and Rosa puts Thekla in the ring. Rosa runs to STRADDLE ATTACK Thekla down! Rosa blows a kiss to the fans while they cheer, but Thekla BOOT WASHES Rosa down!
The fans boo but now Thekla DOUBLE STOMPS Rosa on the back! Thekla talks more trash on “La Mas Perras,” but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Thekla drags Rosa up, SMACKS her off the railing, then CHOPS her! Rosa sputters but Thekla taunts her. Rosa kicks low, Thekla hits back, and then Thekla CHOPS Rosa again. Thekla stalks Rosa around the way, then THROWS her into the railing! Thekla refreshes the ring count while Rosa flounders. Thekla storms up on Rosa again but Rosa RAMS her low! Thekla kicks in return, then puts Rosa in the ring. Thekla taunts the fans before she goes back to the ring. Thekla stomps Rosa around, then clamps on with a chinlock. Rosa endures as Thekla makes it a neck wrench and puts on the pressure. Rosa CLUBS Thekla’s hip, but Thekla CLUBS Rosa down.
Thekla puts Rosa on the ropes and CHOKES her! The ref counts, Thekla stops at 4 to then pull Rosa’s pigtails. The ref reprimands again but Thekla lets go to soak up heat. Thekla taunts the fans again, but Rosa rolls her up! TWO, but Rosa is right on Thekla. Thekla fires hands on Rosa, then CLUBS her down. Thekla drags Rosa up to snapmare and basement SUPERKICK! Cocky cover, TWO! Rosa is tougher than that but Thekla looms over her. Thekla kicks Rosa around, then clamps onto her for a CROSSFACE! Thekla fishhooks Rosa’s nose and mouth while Dynamite returns to single picture! The fans rally, Rosa fights up, and she fires elbows!
Thekla and Rosa stand, Rosa fires more body shots, then she RAMS Thekla into a corner! The fans fire up for Rosa as she runs corner to corner and back again. But Thekla BOOTS her away! Thekla reels Rosa in for the HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The ref counts, Thekla lets go, and she storms back into the ring. Thekla taunts Rosa, slaps her around, but the fans rally up. Thekla pie faces Rosa but Rosa grins. Rosa ROCKS Thekla, Thekla ROCKS Rosa back, then CLUBS her! Thekla stands Rosa up but Rosa mule kicks and STUNNERS! Thekla stumbles to a corner while the fans rally up. Rosa runs corner to corner for the A-LIST LARIAT!
Rosa fires more LARIATS while in the ropes, then she goes up to SWINGING KNEE DROP! Thekla is on the ropes and the fans rally. Rosa says this is for the 915! DROPKICK at the ropes! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Rosa drags Thekla around, stomps her into the drop zone, then she goes up the corner. The fans rally, but Thekla grins as she stands. Thekla ROCKS Rosa first! Thekla climbs up, hooks herself into the ropes, then ROCKS Rosa again! Rosa ROCKS Thekla back! Thekla grins as she ROCKS Rosa again! Then she brings Rosa up for the SPIDER SUPERPLEX! The fans cheer as Thekla hangs upside-down.
Thekla sits back up and signals she’ll still be champion. Thekla rolls back into the Spider Stance, then runs at Rosa for the SPIDER SPEAR! Cover, but Thekla lets Rosa up!? Thekla grins as she toys with Rosa, and rains down forearms! The fans boo but Thekla stops to soak up that heat. Thekla drags Rosa up, lines up a shot, and runs, but Rosa avoids the stomp! Rosa kicks low, CUTTER! The fans fire up with Rosa and she brings Thekla back up. Scoop and FIRE THUNDER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?! Thekla survives and shocks everyone! Rosa is furious as she shrieks, and she reels Thekla back in! PACKAGE- NO, Thekla slips free!
Thekla shoves Rosa, Rosa rolls through it, and both women run in! Thekla goes Matrix to let Rosa hit buckles! Then the SPIDER SPEAR!! Thekla isn’t done, she CURB STOMPS Rosa down! Thekla still won’t end it here, she wants to make Rosa hurt! CURB STOMP again!! Cover, Thekla wins!
Winner: Thekla, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)
Rosa brought the fight, but she could not bring home the gold! To her credit, Thekla did this all by herself, and the Sisters of Sin are here to celebrate. But then Kris Statlander shows up, making sure they don’t try anything. Security rushes out here to keep this from popping off, but Thekla just CURB STOMPS Rosa again!! The fans boo, and Kris CHUCKS a guard aside! Kris storms into the ring but Thekla’s already in retreat! The Cosmic Killer couldn’t protect Rosa, but will she be the one to avenge her now?
Jack Perry speaks.
“Last week, to cap off Mile High Madness, I pinned Ricochet for the third time. Now, every time the odds have been even, I beat you. But every time that it’s really counted, instead of fighting me man to man, you and The Gates of Agony have found a way to cheat. We both won battles. Pretty soon, it’s gonna be time for you and I to finish the war.”
Ricochet responds.
The One & Only tells Jack to listen: “Ya boi been jet-setting! I am the most fighting champion in AEW, brother! So if it’s a fight that you want, if it’s a war that you want, then a war you got. Because when you are in Demand, you can make demands.” Kaun adds, “And if you don’t meet our demands…” Toa Liona finishes with, “YOU GET PUT DOWN!” AHA~! Then when and where will Ricochet and Jack Perry finally settle the score?
On-stage interview with Tommaso Ciampa.
Renee Paquette introduces the Psycho Killer, and El Paso cheers as he makes his entrance. Ciampa is fired up like his pyro, and Renee says he has been so impressive here in AEW. An instant classic with Mark Briscoe to win the AEW TNT Championship, and then he unfortunately lost that title to Kyle Fletcher. What does Ciampa plan to do to get back on top? Ciampa says let’s address the elephant in the room that is Kyle Fletcher. He took the title, he renamed it from Silvey to Pinkie, and gave her a makeover without Ciampa’s consent. Now Fletcher is hiding behind the Don Callis Family, hiding in tag matches and trios matches.
“Because Kyle Fletcher knows the second we run back Fletcher VS Ciampa, you are looking at your NEW TNT Champion.” The fans cheer that! Ciampa says if he has to play games, he’ll play games. And if that means he has to earn a rematch, he’ll do that. If that means he goes to war with Mark Briscoe one more time, he’ll do that, too. But make no mistake, he didn’t come to AEW for “instant classics.” He came here to be a top guy! The fans cheer that, and Renee brings up the history with Mark Briscoe. They go way back- Wait, FTR interrupts. Ciampa sighs and the fans boo as Cash & Dax make their way out.
Dax stares Ciampa down, then hugs him? Cash hugs him, too? Dax says they’re only here to welcome an old friend to AEW! And earlier, Ciampa said he wants to be a top guy? Well, what better way than to surround yourself with these Top Guys. Dax will extend an olive branch to Ciampa like he’s never done before. Dax would love if Ciampa would join them and take over AEW. The fans boo that idea, but Dax says c’mon, old friend. Ciampa says yeah, “old friend,” just what he was thinking. Because Ciampa hated FTR’s guts ten years ago, and he still hates them today. But no, hey, quiet, Stokely, the grown-ups are talking.
Dax has Ciampa hold on. It doesn’t matter how good of friends they were or were not, you do NOT speak to #BigStoke like that. And if Ciampa has a problem with Stoke, then he has a problem with FTR. Ciampa understands earlier tonight, FTR signed their No Physicality with The Bucks, but uh… Ciampa didn’t. He SMACKS Dax! Cash gets in Ciampa’s face but Dax has him back off! The fans cheer, but FTR cools down. Dax says he is not mad at Ciampa. But see you on Saturday. The AEW World Tag Team Champions already got on the wrong side of the Psycho Killer, but will Dax the Ax cut him down? Or will Ciampa make sure no one will survive this Collision?
Toni Storm has a cameraman follow her.
She busts into the medical trainer’s room and asks “Citrus Boy” what those Dogs did to him. Cassidy says, “A lot. Pretty sure I got put through a table, hit in the face with a shillelagh… Those dudes just wanna fight. And if they want to fight, then Darby and I will fight them. We’ll fight them at Revolution. But that’s not for another couple weeks, so we’re also gonna fight next week. And then we’ll fight all the weeks after that. We’ll fight, we’ll just fight ’em.” Toni says that’s well said, Clementine. But hear this! Where there are War Dogs, there are Death Riders not far behind.
So then there’s no better behind to be behind than her behind “if you’re a nicotine-chewing Nancy who wants her lips twisted, and her face fisted! Got it?!” Cassidy says, “Yeah…?” Now, can’t you tell he’s indisposed? Begone! The camera feed cuts, but will nothing and no one stop the TIMELESS Conglomeration from overcoming everyone in their way?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Since Moxley has been facing Don Callis Family members again and again, Konosuke Takeshita proves he can take on Death Riders, too! The Alpha will battle Claudio Castagnoli this Saturday, will the NEW NJPW World TV Champion earn a golden ticket on the way to Revolution? Plus, after choking out Brody King, Swerve Strickland looks to send a message to Bandido, as well! Swerve takes on Bandido’s brother, Gravity! Will the Most Dangerous Man bring Gravity back down to earth?
And then, FTR’s focus on The Young Bucks might cost them again as The Rascalz have called their shot! They want the AEW World Tag Team Championships this Saturday! Will Dezmond Xavier & Zachary Wentz turn everything upside-down in Tucson? Or will Cash & Dax leave them high ‘n’ dry in the desert?
AEW World Trios Championships: Jet Set Rodeo VS Kazuchika Okada, Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis!
While Hangman has been dead set on taking back the AEW World Championship, Kevin Knight & Mike Bailey have been talking up wanting a lot more gold. Don Callis is hypocritical in saying they’re greedy and he’s not, but maybe he has a point. Will Jet Set Rodeo regret riling up the Rainmaker, Protostar & Dunkzilla? Or can they hold onto the gold while still going for more?
The introductions are made, the trios titles- Wait, never mind, JSR just attacks DCF and the brawl is on! The fans fire up, the bell rings, and Hangman HAMMERS away on Davis while Knight RAMS Okada into a corner! Bailey and Fletcher spill to the outside, but Kyle KICKS Bailey then whips. Bailey reverses to send Kyle into railing! Hangman and Davis spill to the outside one way, Okada and Knight the other, and Callis has joined commentary during all the chaos. Bailey KICKS Kyle, Hangman CHOKES Davis, but Okada ROCKS Knight! Hangman SMACKS Davis off the desk, sends him into the steps, but Kyle sends Bailey into railing!
Okada BODY BLOWS Knight in those bad ribs! Kyle poses with a fan’s sign that reads, “OMG You’re Really Pretty!” Hangman SMACKS Davis’ bad hand off steel steps while Knight SMACKS Okada off apron! Davis whips Hangman into barriers! Bailey KCIKS Kyle! Bailey gives his headband to a young fan while Knight RAMS Okada into the apron! Kyle KICKS Bailey, puts him in the ring, and Davis CLAWS Hangman’s face. Kyle kicks and wrenches Bailey to whip him, but Bailey handsprings! Bailey then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Kyle tumbles out, Bailey builds speed, and Bailey BOOTS Kyle back down!
The fans fire up as Bailey runs side to side, TRIANGLE JUMP- LARIAT from Davis! Down goes Bailey but the fans boo. Kyle hurries in and rains down fists on Bailey! BREAKING NEWS as of right now! Win, lose or draw in tonight’s match, Bailey WILL get his shot at the AEW TNT Championship next week in San Jose! Callis says fine, he’s a sporting fellow! These trios titles are on the line, Kyle will gladly put his title up next week. Schiavone notes it’s apples to oranges, this trio match came outta nowhere but Kyle gets a week to prepare. Kyle bumps Bailey off buckles, then BODY BLOWS! Tag to Davis while the fans rally up.
Davis ROCKS Bailey, then drags him around to scoop and SLAM! Davis SENTONS, then he kneels on Bailey for a cover, TWO! Davis drags Bailey up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Okada. Okada scoops and SLAMS Bailey, then SENTONS on him, too! The fans are torn but Okada smirks as he drags Bailey up. Okada tags Fletcher, and #Protokada mugs Bailey. The fans rally but Fletcher brings Bailey around to suplex, only for Bailey to cradle counter! TWO, and both men scramble up! Bailey dodges, hot tag to Hangman! The fans fire up as Hangman dodges Kyle to BLAST Davis and Okada! Then he BOOTS Kyle!
Hangman runs to triangle jump LARIAT on Okada! Then he dodges Kyle to scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up and PLANCHA onto Davis! But Okada whips Hangman, only for Hangman to rebound and LARIAT Okada! Hangman gest in the ring to LARIAT Kyle up and out! Then he DIVES onto Davis & Okada! And then Hangman waits on Kyle to run up and BOOT! Hangman goes up the corner, revels in the cheers, then goes back to Kyle. Tag to Bailey and Bailey tags Knight. JSR double whip Kyle to then DOUBLE HIP TOSS, and then KNEE DROP, UFO SPLASH, and SLIDING LARIAT! Hangman kips up and they TRIPLE BASEMENT DROPKICK!
The fans are thunderous, but here comes Okada and Davis! Jet Set Rodeo catches them first, and JSR puts DCF in corners! The fans cheer as they all rain down fists! The fans count all the way to TEN! That’s a nice thirty total, and then JSR TOSSES DCF out! Hangman PLANCHAS to knock Davis down! Bailey FLIES out onto Okada! Knight powers through but Kyle stops the slingshot! Kyle drags Knight up and out to then ROCKET LAUNCH him onto the railing! The fans go nuts, and Okada RAMS Hangman into more railing, all as Dynamite goes picture in picture!
Jet Set Rodeo writhes all around ringside, but Davis fetches Knight for Kyle. Kyle KNEES Knight in the side, then stalks him to a corner. Kyle stomps away on Knight, even jump stomps him! Kyle digs his boots in, but he backs off as the ref counts. Kyle drags Knight up, reels him in, and tags Okada. Protokada mugs Knight, then Okada brings Knight around to scoop and SLAM! Okada goes to the apron for the slingshot stomp! Okada shakes the ropes as he stands on Knight, but he steps off as the ref counts. Tag to Davis and Davis stands Knight up for a COBRA TWIST! Knight endures, even as Davis digs his knuckles into the bad ribs!
Davis pulls on Knight, but Knight fights to get free! Knight fires body shots, then a forearm, but Davis scoops and SLAMS him! Tag to Kyle and he drags Knight up. Kyle scoops to SLAM! Cover, ONE!! Knight toughs it out, and he KICKS at Kyle. Kyle stomps Knight, tags Okada, and Okada drags Knight up to gut wrench. Knight fights the lift, Okada CLUBS him down, then whips him to ropes. Dynamite returns to single picture as Knight goes up and over! Then LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Knight and Okada crawl, reach out, but Kyle just runs in and BLASTS Bailey! Hangman swipes at Kyle, but Davis BLASTS Hangman for him!
Davis whips Knight into the DCF corner, then Kyle whips him so Davis can whip Kyle, GAMANGIRI! Davis adds a SLIDING FOREARM! Then Aussie Open YANKS Knight up for Okada to DROPKICK him down! High stack, but Bailey breaks it! The fans cheer but Kyle runs up! Bailey TOSSES Kyle out, SWEEPS the legs, then he DUMPS Davis out! Okada runs up to UPPERCUT Bailey down! Knight is up, he dodges Okada to DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Okada and Knight crawl, hot tag to Kyle! Kyle anchors a foot but Knight kicks him away! Hot tag to Bailey! The fans cheer as Speedball jumps over Kyle, then ASAI MOONSAULTS onto him!
The fans fire up for the fluidity, then Bailey gets up to ROCK Davis! And SMACK him off buckles! Bailey goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS Davis down! Bailey kips up and the fans are with hiM! Bailey SOBATS Kyle, AX KICKS, then KICKS him down! Bailey lines up a shot, STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, Davis runs in, but Bailey moves! The SENTON squishes Kyle! Davis panics, but the HEEL KICK takes him down! Bailey PENALTY- NO, Kyle ducks that, avoids the standing moonsault, then SUPERKICKS! Bailey wobbles, Kyle reels him in, and LAST- RANA! Bailey rolls thorugh to PENALTY KICK! MOONSAULT KNEE-DROP! Cover, Okada breaks it!
Hangman protests but Okada ripcords, only for Bailey to HEEL KICK! Bailey and Kyle are down and the fans are thunderous! Kyle and Bailey crawl, hot tags to Hangman and Davis! The forearms fly fast ‘n’ furious! ROLLING- ENZIGIRI from Davis! Then the REBOUND- NO, Hangman slips under and Alabama Lifts! DEADEYE!! Cover, Kyle breaks it! Bailey is back but Kyle avoids the heel kick! Bailey blocks the superkick, but Kyle blocks the boot! Kyle BOOTS, then scoops, POP-UP- POISON-RANA!! The fans go nuts over seeing that, but Bailey keeps moving! GOLDEN TRIANGLE MOONSAULT!
Hangman goes up a corner while the fans just keep losing their minds! Hangman MOONSAULTS, but he has to roll through as Davis moves! Davis runs up, Hangman BOOTS the lariat away, then DISCUS LARIATS! Davis stays up, Hangman runs and LARIATS again! Davis still stands, then he dodges! Hangman tumbles out, but he skins the cat! And LARIAT! The fans fire up, then Hangman tags Knight! Knight goes right up, but Okada distracts the ref! MJF YANKS Hangman from the apron, and DYNAMITE DIAMOND RING PUNCHES HIM!!! The fans boo as the Scumbag gets away with one! Knight leaps, but Davis dodges!
Knight rolls through, but Okada is there to catch him! Ripcord and RAINMAKER!! Davis says close your eyes and count to PAIN!! Cover, PROTOAUSSIEOPEN WINS!!!
Winners: Kazuchika Okada, Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis, by pinfall (NEW AEW World Trios Champions)
MJF smiles and applauds his handywork as he costs Hangman and his friends. But will screwing Hangman over only add to the torture MJF is going to suffer through? And as for The Don Callis Family, will they continue to collect belt after belt until they reign over all of AEW?
My Thoughts:
A great Dynamite here, but AEW wouldn’t need to use the overrun every single week if they didn’t try to do EVERYTHING, even unnecessary promos, every single week! The show’s flow was doing so well, until FTR and The Bucks had their meeting in the boardroom. FTR are great in the ring but lately, their promos grind things to a halt. And what did this add other than FTR sucker punching Brandon Cutler? We know The Bucks are upset about FTR going after their family, they said so last time, AND it’s just obvious anyway. FTR confronting Ciampa was at least something fresh, a nice reference to their WWE days, and probably could’ve been the one FTR promo we got.
The promos with Brodido and their separate stories at least established the matches we knew were happening. Andrade being obnoxious to Bandido was good stuff, and Brody calling out Swerve only to get jumped and choked out was also good, especially for the heat. Swerve will of course beat Gravity, but the question is how badly. It’s equal parts a message to Bandido and Brody, so I wonder if we get Brodido VS Swerve & Andrade for a go-home Dynamite or Collision. Either way, I feel like Andrade and Swerve are each going to win their matches; Andrade needs to build momentum if he wants after MJF, and Swerve just started his Heel turn, he also needs to maintain momentum.
MJF VS Knight opening the show was rather surprising, but it makes sense now. It was an awesome match, Knight really establishing himself as a singles competitor, but of course MJF won. Though, Hangman didn’t need his own match, he could’ve just called MJF out when he showed up on stage. MJF could then clap back right there, and DCF could’ve jumped Hangman and JetSpeed right there. Then we still get the trios title main event, which honestly surprised me being an “impromptu match.” It was an awesome match, though they didn’t give as much Aussie Open moves as I’d hoped. But in the end, MJF screwing Hangman over was a fine way to protect the Faces in losing, but makes me think even more now that Hangman has to win at Revolution.
Perhaps part of the Don Callis Family winning the trios titles is so they can be given to the Death Riders. Great match from Moxley VS Hechicero, and of course Moxley won. I don’t think we needed that group promo from the Death Riders, since Marina snuck in her promo on Toni during Moxley’s entrance. But I suppose Yuta still had to speak on how he’s bald now but won’t let that be a source of shame. I could see Yuta, Garcia, and Pac going for the trios titles, but I don’t know if they’d be able to take those off Protokadaussie Open fair and square. Kyle VS Bailey being announced during the trios match was a bit sloppy, too, and I would think Kyle wins that, too.
Darby & Cassidy VS The Dogs was a great tag match, and while Darby & Cassidy won, the big surprise was David Finlay showing up. It wasn’t 100% guaranteed he was going to WWE but I at least thought there was a chance. But to be fair, he gets to be exactly the same Savage King David Finlay he was in NJPW by going to AEW, even joining up with his guys here. Depending on how they play this, a Conglomeration member like Mark Briscoe could join Darby and Cassidy in a Six Man Tag with the Dogs, but I also wonder where Roddy Strong fits into all this. Very good promo from Toni & Cassidy in response, and we have gotta get Toni VS Marina for Revolution.
The IInspiration losing to Brawling Birds in such jobber fashion was rather surprising. They didn’t get one good shot in on Jamie & Alex the entire time, and got stacked with the finisher. If they’re going to be All Elite now, they’re starting at the bottom after building up quite a bit of hype from their stop over in Stardom. Thekla VS Rosa was a great match, especially since they chose to keep everyone else in the back. But as I figured last week, Thekla was going to win this, so at least she did it cleanly. Kris failing to protect Rosa might mean Kris gets her rematch with Thekla at Revolution, but they’d have to put that together right away with this week’s Collision or the go-home Dynamite.
My Score: 9/10
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Great ready for… PROTOKADA!
To prove they are both best friends and the best champions in AEW, Kazuchika Okada & Kyle Fletcher make their tag team debut!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 8 Man Tag: The Death Riders VS Don Callis Family; Death Riders win.
- Tommaso Ciampa VS Jay Lethal; Ciampa wins.
- The Brawling Birds VS Gypsy Mac & Tyra Russamee; The Brawling Birds win.
- Kazuchika Okada & Kyle Fletcher VS Top Flight; Okada & Fletcher win.
- Toni Storm VS Zayda Steel; Toni wins.
- Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander VS The Sisters of Sin; Rosa & Kris win.
- Tomohiro Ishii VS Andrade El Idolo; Andrade wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
MJF is here!
And he is in no mood, so he immediately has them cut his music. The fans boo but MJF says he’ll make something very clear. This show does not start until Revolution is rectified! He doesn’t know what people think he is! You think he’s some deathmatch indie bum!? He’s a REAL pro-wrestler! MJF is the best wrestler on the planet today! “Tony Khan, you get your bony ass out here right now and you change the stipulation of this match! I am NOT doing Texas Death, not a shot!” MJF again says Collision doesn’t start until something gets done! But instead of TK, he gets Kevin Knight! The Jet wags his finger at MJF as he goes down the ramp.
Knight steps into the ring and gets himself a mic to tell MJF, “Nice to see you, homie. I heard you in the back, talking about wanting to get something done. Well look no further than The Jet. Cuz if your narrow-minded ass hasn’t been paying attention the last couple of weeks, The Jet’s been getting the job done. Stacking W’s, getting the wins, and not to mention this past week on Dynamite, The Jet got the job done when you tried to weasel your ass out of that little stipulation. Do you remember that? We got the job done. Because now tonight, the job I’m getting done is shutting your whining ass up! You crybaby ass b*tch!”
The fans chant, “You’re a B*tch!” at MJF. Knight says to rectify this situation, don’t walk away from him. Because honestly, MJF comes out here and the people are tired of hearing that routine of how much better you are than them. How much money he’s got, when we all know that scarf is fake. Because when we compare the two, Knight dresses better, he has more swag than that fat ass head could ever imagine, and not to mention, MJF knows it, the people in Denver know it, the people all around the world know it: The Jet is more handsome than MJF, too! The fans cheer and MJF laughs it off, but Knight says that’s neither here nor there.
To the matter at hand, it sounds like Jet may even be a better world champion than MJF, too. So not only is The Jet the future, he is the here and now! The fans cheer but MJF looks confused. MJF says listen up, “you ignorant, arrogant child.” Knight thinks he’s a champion? He thinks he’s world championship material? He wants to tell MJF, #BigHebrew, how to do his job? No no no no no! Tell ya what, bud. Knight calls himself The Jet? Get on a jet, and fly on to El Paso, Texas. If Knight wants to be world champion, then MJF VS Knight Knight, El Paso, for the Triple B! The fans boo but MJF says no, MJF is glad Knight is smiling.
MJF promises to teach Knight a lesson. Yes, Knight is not the future, or even the now. After MJF’s done with him, all Knight will be is history. MJF mic drops and storms off, but will he regret giving The Jet this golden ticket? Or will MJF survive Dynamite in the Borderland?
AEW hears from Mark Briscoe, Tommaso Ciampa, and Jay Lethal.
The Sussex County Chicken tells the Psycho Killer, “Old buddy, man, I’m glad you finally here. Because you are exactly the type of hard-hitting individual that I love to share the ring with. Gimme a chance to get my win back, but don’t lose your focus. Tonight, you got another friend of mine in Jay Lethal.” Ciampa says the universe has a funny way of working itself out. Ciampa and Lethal, that’s a story has always felt unfinished. Lethal says he beat Ciampa for the ROH World TV Championship, it catapulted him into being The Franchise of ROH. But this time, on Collision, it’ll be another career highlight.
Ciampa says the shadow of the past comes back to haunt Lethal. This is his first step back to the TNT Championship. Briscoe says let’s get it! Which icon of honor stand tall, and perhaps even in line for Kyle Fletcher’s gold?
8 Man Tag: The Death Riders VS Don Callis Family!
While Jon Moxley will battle the NEW NJPW World Television Champion, Konosuke Takeshita, at Revolution, the rest of their team is going to battle it out in the biggest bout yet! Will CMLL World Heavyweight Champion, Claudio Castagnoli, lead Daniel Garcia, Wheeler Yuta & PAC to another victory? Or will Josh Alexander, Lance Archer & Roppongi Vice remind us that #EverybodyDies?
Moxley is on commentary to say how he doesn’t like the Callis Family, what they stand for or how they operate. But at the same time, he acknowledges they’re a strong group, and this is turning into like the LA Lakers and Boston Celtics of old. Archer taunts Marina Shafir but she is stoic as Red Death starts against Rocky Romero. The bell rings, the two tie up, and they go around. Rocky waistlocks, Garcia wrenches to slip around and waistlock. Rocky powers Garcia back to ropes and the ref counts. Rocky lets off to give some Azucar Heat. The fans boo, Garcia runs up, but Rocky dodges the boot! Rocky kicks, Garcia ducks, then Garcia headlocks.
Rocky powers up and out, Garcia RUNS him over, but things keep moving, Rocky hurdles, but Garcia avoids the dropkick to basement DROPKICK! Garcia drags Rocky up, he tags Pac, and they double whip. They DOUBLE HIP TOSS, then Garcia adds a SLIDING FOREARM! Pac hits the STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Pac drags Rocky up, wrenches, but Rocky breaks free to tag Alexander. Pac tags Claudio, and now Swiss Cyborg and Walking Weapon meet again. They circle, feel things out, then Alexander kicks low to throw hands. Alexander headlocks, Claudio powers up, but they go around and around as Claudio tries to power out.
Alexander puts Claudio on ropes, but Claudio turns that around to whip Alexander. Claudio drops down, hurdles, but is caught! Claudio sunset flips, Alexander rolls through, but Claudio goes for legs! Alexander also goes for legs, but Claudio floats to a gut wrench! The fans cheer as Alexander flails, only for Claudio to GUT WRENCH PLEX! Alexander scrambles to ropes, and he tags in the Murderhawk Monster. The fans cheer as Archer talks trash on Claudio. Alexander then gets a cheap shot! Archer DECKS Claudio, puts him in the corner, and he fires hands! Alexander runs corner to corner to ELBOW!
Archer keeps going, he hits another ELBOW! And another ELBOW! Archer lets Claudio fall to his knees, then he tags Rocky. Rocky tags Trent, and RPG Vice double whip corner to corner. But Claudio comes back to DOUBLE LARIAT! Trent bails out, Rocky follows, and Yuta reaches out. Claudio tags Yuta in and the fans boo. The Decoder builds speed, but Alexander trips him! The fans cheer as Alexander goes for the beanie! But Pac BOOTS Alexander down! Trent ROLLINGN ELBOWS Pac down! Trent goes for the beanie! But Garcia SAIDOS Trent away! Rocky runs up but Garcia fires forearms! Rocky kicks, Garcia blocks, then Garcia ducks the enzigiri, but not the REWIND HEEL!
Yuta swings but Rocky slips around, and wants the beanie! Claudio GUT WRENCHES Rocky outta the ring! But Archer CROSSBODIES Claudio down! There’s a brawl going on outside the ring, and Archer guzels Yuta! The fans cheer as Archer grabs for the beanie! Yuta stops that by BITING Archer’s finger! Archer still lifts for the CHOKE- NO, Yuta counters with a DDT! The fans fire up as Yuta builds speed and FLIES out onto everyone anyway! The fans cheer, the Death Riders high five, and Claudio SMACKS Archer off the desk! Moxley makes sure commentary is alright, then Death Riders put Trent in.
Yuta hits a snap suplex on Trent, covers, TWO! Tag to Pac and they mug #JustTrent. Pac SOBATS, KICKS, SOBATS, then runs to DROPKICK Trent down! Trent flounders to a corner but Pac runs in, and he BOOTS Trent! Pac snapmares Trent to go up the corner, but Rocky anchors a foot! Pac BOOTS Rocky away, but Trent YANKS Pac into a SAIDO! The fans boo but Trent tags Rocky. Rocky goes up, Trent hangs Pac out to dry, and Rocky DROPKICKS Pac down! Trent adds a DROPKICK of his own! RPG Vice high-five, then Rocky does his soccer slide celebration while Collision goes picture in picture.
Trent drags Pac over to stand on his neck and choke him! The ref counts, Trent backs off, and Rocky bumps Pac off buckles. Tag to Alexander and he fires hands on Pac! Alexander digs his boot into Pac, but he backs off as the ref counts. This just lets the others choke Pac behind the ref’s back! Alexander then drags Pac out for a standing toehold. Pac endures, keeps his shoulders up, then kicks away at Alexander. Alexander lets go of the foot, but comes back to CLOBBER Pac! Cover, TWO! Alexander drags Pac up, kicks low, then bump shim off buckles. Tag to Archer and he brings Pac around to CHOP in a corner.
Archer looms over Pac, then stands him up to CHOP again! Archer bumps Pac off buckles, tags Alexander back in, and they mug The Bastard some more. Alexander soaks up heat before he drags Pac up, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Rocky and Rocky stomps Pac. Rocky soaks up heat while Collision returns to single picture. Rocky stands on Pac while he pulls on on arm! The ref reprimands but Alexander tags in. Alexander bumps Pac off buckles, then he grinds Pac’s face with a forearm. The ref counts, Alexander RAMS Pac, then Alexander snapmares Pac for a chinlock. Pac endures, the fans rally, and Pac fights up to fire body shots!
Alexander fireman’s carries to ROLLING SENTON! Alexander goes up the corner, jumps, but Pac avoids the knee! Alexander runs up but Pac dodges again, to SNAP GERMAN! Both men are down and the fans fire up! They crawl, but RPG Vice run in and BLAST The Death Riders! The fans boo but RPG Vice double whips Pac. Pac ducks ‘n’ dodges, ENZIGIRI for Trent! Rocky kicks low, runs, but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Pac is down again but the fans rally up again. Pac crawls, as does Alexander, hot tags to Trent and Claudio! The fans fire up as Claudio SWATS a lariat, then BOOTS Archer off the apron!
Claudio then UPPERCUTS away on Trent! Alexander storms up but Claudio hits him with UPPERCUTS! Claudio runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT Trent! Then UPPERCUT Alexander! Trent BOOTS back, but Claudio just trips up Alexander! GIANT SWING! There’s only time for three before Trent leaps, but Claudio UPPERCUTS him outta the sky! The fans fire up as Claudio then drags Trent to the cover, TWO! Claudio brings Trent around, and he tags in Yuta! Yuta climbs up, Claudio lifts Trent, FLYING HART ATTACK! Cover, TWO! Yuta gives Trent HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he runs, but into DOUBLE JUMP KNEES!
The fans boo as RPG Vice hurries back, tag to Archer! Guzel and CHOKE SLAM on Yuta! The beanie almost came off! The fans fire up for that, so Archer drags Yuta up by that beanie! Claudio runs in but Archer TOSSES him! Archer then TOSSES Garcia! Yuta is about to lose the beanie again, but Claudio has a chair! The ref stops Claudio, but Marina slips in! She jumps on Archer for a SLEEPER! The fans fire up for that, but then Archer powers up and out! BLACKOUT- NO, Marina fights free to SLEEPER again! Archer THROWS Marina down, but Marina gets up and out of the way for Yuta to DROPKICK Archer!
Archer wobbles, Pac SUPERKICKS him! Garcia is back to ROCK Archer! Claudio UPPERCUTS Archer! They BLAST the Callis Family, then Death Riders huddle up like rugby! The cycle of violence begins with ELBOW, UPPERCUT, LARIAT, and ELBOW! They go again and again and again, and they have Archer on wobbly legs! SNAP POWERSLAM from Claudio, then the FASTBALL SPECIAL! Yuta covers, DCF BREAKS IT! The fans boo but the Death Riders TOSS the Callis Family back out. The brawling continues on the outside, but Archer SLAMS Yuta! Tag to Rocky, he runs up, SLICED ROCKY! Cover, TWO!
The fans fire up as Rocky then brings Yuta around, cravats, and SLICED BRE- NO! Yuta pops free, and BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, Death Riders win!
Winners: Death Riders, by pinfall
Moxley’s just as fired up, he is very proud of his team for getting that win. Moxley says they’ll do this as many times as The Don Callis Family wants it. But wait! The Alpha makes his presence known! Konosuke Takeshita steps out on stage, mic in hand. But then he just throws hands with Moxley! The teams rush in there to separate these two, only for Moxley to get loose! The fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but the teams separate Moxley and Konosuke again. But then both men break free again for another scrap! The fans cheer, the teams almost fight each other again, and things go to the ramp! The brawling continues but Marina ushers Moxley away!
The fans want to see more, including Yuta’s bald head, but we’ll all have to wait on that. Will Konosuke once again be a Double Champion after Revolution? Or will not even taking off the time limit change the result?
Tommaso Ciampa VS Jay Lethal w/ The Swirl!
As we heard from them both earlier tonight, this story goes back a ways, but is far from over. Will the Psycho Killer make sure no one will survive? Or will Lethal prove why he’s still the Franchise Player?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans cheer Ciampa on as he and Lethal tie up. Lethal waistlocks, Ciampa fights the lift, then Ciampa wrenches out. Lethal wrenches back to hammerlock but Ciampa hits the headlock takeover. Lethal headscissors, Ciampa kips free, and the fans cheer. Ciampa and Lethal reset, then talk some trash over the old days. Ciampa shoves Lethal, but Lethal SLAPS Ciampa! Ciampa SLAPS back and now it’s a SLAP fight! The fans fire up as the shots keep going! Ciampa kicks, Lethal kicks harder, then Lethal headlocks. Ciampa powers up and out, ducks under, then ELBOWS Lethal! Ciampa whips to BOOT Lethal, then he hits a SAIDO!
The fans cheer while Ciampa brushes himself off. Ciampa whips Lethal to a corner, CHOPS him, then whips him corner to corner. Lethal reverses, runs up on him, but blocks boots to put Ciampa in the ropes! Lethal CLUBS Ciampa but Ciampa fights the suplex. Lethal staggers into the ref and talks about his eye and nose, but this is all so Vanilla Baby can run in! SLIDING GERMAN! The fans boo as Blake gets away with one! Lethal then rains down forearms on Ciampa, drags him up, and whips him to ropes. Lethal ELBOWS Ciampa down, then he starts a Fargo Strut! The fans “WOO~!” with Lethal and he smiles.
Lethal drags Ciampa up, TOSSES him out, then he talks with the ref again so that Big Shotty can sneak over. But Ciampa DECKS Lee first! But Blake runs up! Ciampa dodges the cannonball off the steps, but Blake lands on his feet! Ciampa DECKS Blake for it! The fans fire up with Ciampa, but Lethal triangle jump DROPKICKS him down! The fans boo again but Lethal DIVES! Direct hit and Ciampa is sent onto and over the desk! Commentary has to watch themselves, but Lethal soaks up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Lethal leaves Ciampa behind but the ref checks on him. Ciampa is able to continue, so a ring count begins. Lethal waits on Ciampa as Ciampa crawls out from behind the desk. Ciampa drags himself up with the railing to stumble and roll into the ring. Lethal smirks as he storms up on Ciampa, and bumps him off the buckles! Lethal stomps a mudhole, but stops at 4. The ref reprimands but Lethal drags Ciampa back up. Lethal snapmares Ciampa back down to then run and basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Ciampa toughs it out, but Lethal drags him up to reel him in. Lethal shakes his head as the fans boo, but Collision goes to break.
Collision returns as Ciampa ROCKS and CHOPS Lethal! Ciampa whips corner to corner, but Lethal goes up and out! Lethal climbs up a corner, but Ciampa CHOPS him again! Ciampa then climbs up after Lethal, lifts, but Lethal fights it with elbows! They brawl up top, and Lethal ROCKS Ciampa! Ciampa wobbles while the fans rally, but Lethal CHOPS Ciampa down! Lethal adjusts and takes aim, hail to the king! MACHO- NO! Lethal catches Ciampa’s boots! Lethal steps through and FIGURE- NO, Ciampa cradle counters, TWO! Both men stand, Lethal has a leg, DRAGON- NO, Ciampa sits on the takedown! TWO, but Ciampa slips around!
Ciampa ripcords and ROCKS Lethal, then runs the ropes. Lethal clinches for the LETHAL COMBINATION! Lethal hurries back up while the fans rally. Lethal goes up, up, and hail to the king! MACHO ELBOW misses, and Ciampa makes it a ghost pin! TWO!! Lethal escapes, then CHOPS! Ciampa CHOPS! Lethal CHOPS! Ciampa ROCKS Lethal, but Lethal SUPERKICKS! Lethal calls it, then handsprings, but Ciampa dodges! Lethal dodges a lariat to CUTTER after all! Then he tries again, handspring and- DROPKICK from Ciampa! Ciampa reels Lethal in, lifts him up, and PROJECT CIAMPA!! Cover, TWO!! Lethal survives and shocks Ciampa!
The fans rally harder as Ciampa brings down the kneepad. But Lee gets on the apron! Ciampa chases Lee off, but Blake runs in! Ciampa DUMPS Blake out onto Lee! But Lethal rolls Ciampa up, TWO!! Ciampa DROPKICKS the legs! Then PSYCHO KNEE! Lethal wobbles, Ciampa reloads, PSYCHO KNEE!! Cover, Ciampa wins!
Winner: Tommaso Ciampa, by pinfall
Lethal tried to stack the deck with the help of The Swirl, but it wasn’t enough to stop The Psycho Killer! His shadow knows his story, but what will Ciampa’s future hold?
The IInspiration speak!
Jessie McKay introduces Cassie Lee, and Cassie introduces Jessie, and they both introduce themselves as The IInspiration! They were the highlight of the night for House Rules: Sydney, winning their AEW debut in their homeland of Australia! In fact, they were so happy that The Brawling Birds also made their tag team debut, but what Alex & Jamie did was just unacceptable! A big no-no. They tried to steal the spotlight? No no no! Ladies, you don’t have the balls to go face to face with The IInspiration! But they’ll make this easy: Grab your remotes, turn the telly on, and watch Dynamite as The IInspiration makes their TV debut in El Paso!
Now, ladies, you have three options: Step up, step back, or step aside for The IInspiration! POSE! Jessie & Cassie are All Elite, but will AEW soon be iconic?
AEW & The Dogs present…
Clark Connors wonders what’s true and what isn’t. He could tell you about every body he’s put his mark on, but would you believe him? 100 Proof knows how to fight dirty, and does it for a living. But you know what they say? No one ever truly wins in a fight. We’re getting to know Clark Connors a little better, but will he make his opponents wish they’d never met him?
The Brawling Birds VS Gypsy Mac & Tyra Russamee!
Alex Windsor & Jamie Hayter indeed had successful debuts both at House Rules: Sydney and last week on Dynamite, and surely they know The IInspiration is calling them out. Will Jessie & Cassie not like the response that’s about to be sent using The Bruja Baddie & The Exotic Panther?
The teams sort out and Jamie starts against Gypsy. The bell rings, the fans rally, and the two tie up. Hayter THROWS Mac down, then kicks her around. Mac swings back but Hayter fires off counter punches! Hayter ROCKS Mac, TOSSES her to the corner, then clinches for an EXPLODER! Hayter drags Mac up and gives her to Tyra! Hayter taunts them by tossing her hair, so Tyra tags in. Tyra and Hayter circle, but then Windsor tags in. Windsor ROCKS Tyra, CLUBS away on her, then HEADBUTTS her! Windsor drags Tyra up to bump off buckles, then she fires BODY SHOT after BODY SHOT! Windsor snapmares, then KICKS Tyra in the back! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally while Windsor headlocks. Tyra powers up, the fans cheer “WINDSAAA~!” but Tyra powers up to headlock in return. Windsor fires body shots, tags to Hayter, and they whip Tyra away for the atomic drop then kick! Windsor hits the sunset flip and rewind, Hayter hits the basement BOOT! Hayter HAMMERS Tyra, but Mac storms in and goes for Windsor! Windsor TOSSES Mac back out, then Hayter drags Tyra up. Windsor LARIATS Mac down, then swaggers her way to the corner. Hayter stomps Tyra, then CHOPS! CHOPS! And CHOPS! Tag to Windsor, and Windsor CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Hayter joins in.
The Birds warm it up, and they DOUBLE DOUBLE CHOP! Then they reel Tyra in for a DOUBLE SUPLEX! Then they call it out, LARIAT SANDWICH! But that’s not all! They top it off with the TWO BIRDS ONE STONE!! Cover, Birds win!
Winners: The Brawling Birds, by pinfall
The Brawling Birds are birds of prey as they tear this team apart! Will The IInspiration learn the hard way that these two don’t give a flying F about ’em?
AEW hears from four teams competing for big money.
Lee Johnson tells Blake Christian that it seems they’ll have those $50 THOUSAND sneakers will be on the table after they win their $200K Tag Fatal 4 Way! But Private Party says they’re about to party it up in Arizona! What better place to blow 200K?! The Outrunners say Tucson, Truth & Turbo, 200K, they could buy so much! Maybe even a golden mansion! That’s not half bad, that’s all good! But the returning Rush y Dralistico hear “$200,000,” and they translate that to 346K Pesos! And LFI is going to Tucson to collect! Private Party says nothing personal, fellas, this is just business! There ain’t no party like a Private Party!
Then when Collision returns to Tucson, who will be rolling in the green while the others are left high and dry in the desert?
Kazuchika Okada & Kyle Fletcher VS Top Flight w/ Christopher Daniels!
While pretty much every other tag team wants to become champions, this is a tag team of champions! The Rainmaker is still International Champion, and The Aussie Arrow is once again TNT Champion, but will they prove that #Protokada are the BEST champions? Or will Darius & Dante Martin get a huge win over these great champions?
Don Callis of course joins commentary to be here for his guys, and claims he’ll handle The Fallen Angel if he has to. The teams sort out and Okada starts against Darius. The fans cheer as the two circle, and they tie up. Darius wrenches Okada but Okada rolls. Darius hits a headlock takeover but Okada headscissors. Darius kips free, Okada headlocks for the takeover, but Darius headscissors. Okada kips free and the fans cheer the standoff. Okada also applauds, but then he kicks low! Okada CLUBS Darius, bumps him off buckles, then tags Kyle. Protokada double whip to DOUBLE BOOT! The fans cheer as the two pose.
Daniels coaches Darius while he checks his chin. Darius goes back to the ring, ELBOWS Kyle away, then dodges a lariat! Darius DROPKICKS Kyle, runs in, but Kyle pops Darius up. Dante tags in at the same time, and Darius CHOPS Kyle! Dante LARIATS, tag back to Darius, then tag back to Dante. Darius reels Kyle in but Kyle fights the suplex. Dante blocks Kyle’s suplex for Darius, and Darius snap suplexes Kyle down! Dante then adds the SLINGSHOT SENTON! The fans are torn as Dante covers, TWO! Dante stays on Kyle but Kyle ROCKS Dante! Dante goes to ropes, but he jumps, only for Kyle to keep Dante down!
Okada anchors Dante’s foot, Dante kicks free, but Kyle LARIATS Dante up and out! The fans are torn as Okada then kicks and DDTS Dante on the floor! Okada “apologizes” while the fans cheer and Collision goes picture in picture.
Kyle flexes while he waits on Dante. Okada leaves Dante behind but Daniels is upset. Kyle hugs Callis before he puts Dante in. Kyle stomps Dante around, then JUMP STOMPS! Dante writhes but Kyle drags him up. Dante fires body shots, but Kyle bumps Dante off buckles. Kyle pushes Dante into the corner, then CHOPS him! Dante is stinging, Kyle is fire dup, and Kyle talks some trash on Denver before he tags Okada. Dante fires body shots back, but Okada KNEES low! Okada scoops Dante to SLAM him! Okada goes to the apron for a slingshot SENTON! Okada stares Daniels down with a wry smile, then goes back to Dante. Cocky cover, ONE!
Okada drags Dante by a leg to bring him over, then stomps him down. Okada tags Kyle and Kyle takes his time stepping inside. Kyle drags Dante up but Dante fires more body shots. Kyle shoves Dante, but Dante tilt-o-whirls, only for Kyle to block and make it a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Dante toughs it out but Kyle clamps on with a chinlock. Dante endures as Kyle grinds him down. Daniels rallies the fans and coaches Dante up, but Kyle scoops to SLAM! Kyle soaks up the cheers and jeers as Collision returns to single picture. Kyle drags Dante up but Dante fires hands! Kyle keeps Dante from Darius but Dante throws more hands!
Kyle back suplexes, but Dante makes it a CROSSBODY! Both men are down, but Kyle tags Okada! Okada runs and BLASTS Darius! Okada then goes back to Dante and snapmares him near ropes. Okada runs, but Dante goes up and over! Hot tag to Darius! Darius CLOBBERS Okada, BLATSS Kyle, then BOOTS Okada! Darius goes up, up, leaps but Okada gets under. Darius handsprings to run, redirect, and whip for a SPANISH FLY! Then a DIVE onto Kyle! The fans fire up as Air Wolf just keeps moving! LEAPING TACKLE into Okada, then a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Darius drags Okada up.
Okada CLAWS Darius’ eyes! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Darius still UPPERCUTS Okada again and again! Then Darius runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Okada tags Kyle and Kyle SUPERKICKS Darius! Kyle scoops for the MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Darius survives but Kyle calls his shot. Kyle runs in, but Darius dodges the gamangiri! Kyle crashes into buckles, Darius tags Dante! Dante goes up, around, and GAMANGIRIS Kyle! Darius waistlocks but Kyle fires elbows. Dante SHOTGUNS Kyle into the SNAP SAIDO! Then Top Flight hits a DOUBLE ANGEL’S WINGS!! Cover, Okada breaks it!
The fans fire up as Darius TOSSES Okada out! Darius BOOTS Okada, then he tags back in. Darius brings Kyle up, reels him in, but Okada YANKS Dante down! Kyle BACKDROPS Darius while Okada BOOTS Daniels! Darius sunset flips through, TWO! Kyle escapes but Darius KNEES low! Darius KICKS, Kyle ROCKS him back! Darius CHOPS, Kyle LARIATS! Kyle tags Okada and Okada brings Darius up. Ripcord and- NO, Darius dodges, but the Okada DROPKICK hits! Okada hurries to try again, ripcord and RAINMAKER!! Okada grins because he then tells Kyle to finish it! Tag to Kyle and he BOOTS Dante down first! Then BRAINBUSTER for Darius! Cover, Protokada wins!
Winners: Kazuchika Okada & Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall
The International & TNT Champions stand tall together, then Kyle grabs a mic. Kyle tells Denver, Colorado, “Say my full name! Now, Kyle Fletcher & Kazuchika Okada are the greatest champions in this company’s history! But now, together as Protokada, we are unstoppable! So whoever wants to step up to the two greatest champions-” Wait! JetSpeed walks back out here! Speedball double checks, Kyle thinks Protokada is unstoppable? Well, that could be true, if not for the fact that during the Continental Classic, Mike Bailey beat Kyle! And Kevin Knight beat Okada! So for them to come out here and say they’re the greatest champions in the company? The math isn’t really mathing.
Okada tells them that JetSpeed has never beaten Protokada! Kyle adds, “B***tch~!” Well, yeah, okay, that’s kinda funny, them doing the gag. But y’know what? Knight would love to see the match, this would be box office. And Okada, after Knight beats MJF for the world title, he’d love Okada to be his first defense. Bailey then brings up that Kyle has the “cow udder pink” title, so Bailey would love to beat him for that! So while they’re making matches, Jet Set Rodeo are THE AEW World Trios Champions, so they’d be more than happy to defend their belts against Protokada and any of the other 12 THOUSAND members of the Callis Family.
So make sure to choose wisely. Because the fact of the matter is that it won’t matter, the result will be the same. It is always Jet Set Rodeo on top, B*TCH! The many challenges have been issued, but how will this all shake out as we continue on the Road to Revolution?
AEW hears from Darby Allin & Orange Cassidy.
The Relentless One brings up what that Mad Man, Gabe Kidd, has been saying, about how this won’t be over until Darby’s pushing up daisies. There’s a reason he didn’t die in that car crash when he was five! There’s a reason he didn’t die on Mount Everest! Because he has so much more to offer. This story doesn’t end with him down, it will be Darby & Orange VS The Dogs! It’s SHOWTIME!
Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Zayda Steel w/ Christopher Daniels!
The win in Grand Slam: Australia was a fun little romp for the TIMELESS One, getting to shave Wheeler Yuta’s head in front of her people in Sydney. But now, it is time she writes her comeback story as she seeks the championship again. Will it be a story of thrills and dominance? Or will the Real Deal make it a much grittier struggle for our hero?
The bell rings and Toni offers a handshake. Zayda shakes and even kisses the hand! The fans cheer and even Toni’s surprised by that. Toni and Zayda circle, tie up, and Toni slips around to headlock for the takeover. Zayda fights around, headscissors, but Toni kips free. The fans cheer the standoff and now Zayda offers the handshake. Toni caresses the hand, only to knuckle lock it! Toni and Zayda have a Test of Strength but Zayda powers her way to a headlock. Toni powers up and out, then RAMS Zayda! Toin says that won’t work, darling! Zayda runs to RAM Toni, but Toni just sniffs Zayda. The fans fire up but Zayda is uncomfortable.
Toni runs but Zayda follows to then RANA! Zayda keeps moving and she UPPERCUTS! Snapmare and basement DROPKICK! High stack, TWO! Zayda stays cool and Daniels coaches her. Luther rallies the fans for Miss Toni, but Zayda scoops! Toni slips free to scoop and SLAM Zayda! The fans cheer as Toni then snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Toni drags Zayda up, reels her in, and cheers herself on before she underhooks! Zayda slips free and BOOTS Toni in the butt! Toni ends up on the apron and Zayda BOOTS her in the ropes! Then DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Toni flops out of the ring, stumbles around, and Zayda DIVES!
The fans cheer as Zayda stands up, and she high-fives Daniels. The fans rally up for Toni again as Zayda puts her in, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Toni survives but Daniels coaches Zayda. The fans continue to rally but Zayda has the arms. But Toni powers out of the Unprettier to GERMAN SUPLEX! Zayda flounders, Toni slips around her again, GERMAN SUPLEX! Toni then gets Zayda for a third GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up for Suplex Toni, but then she hikes up the shorts! SWEET HIP MUSIC! Toni reels Zayda in for the STORM ZERO! Cover, Toni wins!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
It was a hard fought fight with the young Zayda Steel, but Toni revels in her victory all the same. But wait, MARINA SHAFIR is here! These two fight again, it is still on sight with them! Marina ROCKS Toni, puts her in a corner then runs up, but into a THESZ PRESS! Toni rains down fast hands, but WHEELER YUTA rushes out here! Toni SNATCHES the beanie! The fans cheer seeing Yuta’s egg head revealed! Yuta runs away in shame! Toni puts the beanie on, will she and Marina finally resolve their issue once and for all?
Hook speaks.
The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil starts his Opps recruitment pitch, saying everyone wants to join in. Hey, does this guy wrestle? Yeah, he does. Wanna join The Opps? Um, sure! Yeah, Hook bets he does. Idiot! Hook laughs and leaves that guy behind, but Anthony Bowens steps in. The 5 Tool Player says hello to Hook, and to “Shibata-san” behind the camera. But he understands they’re recruiting. He doesn’t know how many people know this, but Hook is one of Bowens’ best friends. Bowens has had Hook’s back since they both started here, so Bowens thinks it’d be a fantastic idea if he continued that by joining The Opps.
And if that’s not enough, they’d be adding a former AEW World Tag Team Champion, a former AEW World Trios Champion, and the Pride of Professional Wrestling. Hook does agree, they’re friends. And Bowens doesn’t need to sell himself to Hook. That is impressive. But this is business. The question is: Is Bowens a proper fit for The Opps? The Opps is a group of killers, from Shibata to Samoa Joe to Hook. Bowens… Killer? Let Hook think about it, and Bowens can think on that. The Opps head out, but will Bowens prove he can do more than just strike people out?
Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander VS The Sisters of Sin!
La Mera Mera has put The Toxic Spider on notice, and Big Stat Daddy is watching her back, knowing full well that The Triangle of Madness never does things alone. Will these former AEW Women’s World Champions prove an even deadlier combination than Julia Hart & Skye Blue? Or is this just all part of the Triangle’s trap?
The teams sort out and Rosa starts with Julia. They run up and throw hands at the bell! Rosa CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then she runs Julia into buckles! And then corner to corner into more buckles! Rosa whips Julia to ropes, then DROPKICKS her down! And DROPKICKS her again! The fans cheer Rosa on as she snapmares Julia, then shoutout to the 303 before the SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Julia toughs it out but Rosa drags her up. Rosa reels Julia but Julia RAMS her into the corner! Skye pulls hair but Rosa takes a swing! Skye ducks, and Julia fires off on Rosa! Tag to Skye and the Sisters double whip to DOUBLE FLAPJACK!
Julia KICKS, Skye KICKS, then Skye covers, ONE! Skye stands Rosa up but Rosa kicks low and SLAPS Skye down! Rosa then bumps Skye off buckles, rolls to BLAST Julia, then runs in and LARIATS Skye! Tag to Kris and the fans fire up! The Cosmic Killer UPPCUTS Skye, runs side to side, and KNEES Skye in the ropes! Kris then scoops for the FISHERMAN DRIVER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Kris drags Skye up, fireman’s carries, but Skye fights free! Tag to Julia and she runs up, but into a SOBAT! BOOT! And whip into the corner for a BOOT from Rosa! Kris runs up but Julia BOOTS her! Then she ELBOWS Rosa!
Kris returns to SPLASH! Then she reels Julia in, but Julia lands out of the back suplex! Tag to Skye and Julia runs back in. Kris dodges her to BLAST Skye, then gets around Julia for a scoop and SLAM! Kris runs to SLIDING LARIAT! The fans fire up with Kris while Julia bails out. Kris builds speed but Skye BOOTS Kris on the apron! Then Julia has Kris in the ropes, HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! Skye PENALTY KICKS! The fans are torn while Collision goes picture in picture.
Skye cocky covers, ONE! Skye stomps Kris in the corner, chokes her with her boot, but stops as the ref counts. Tag to Julia and she runs in for a LARIAT! Julia runs side to side to ELBOW Kris, then she snapmares for a chinlock. Kris endures as Julia squeezes tight. Kris endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Julia THROWS Kris down! Julia drags Kris up, tags Skye, and they mug Kris. Skye whips Kris into Julia’s TARANTULA! Skye BLASTS Rosa, then runs to DROPKICK Kris! Julia lets Kris go for Skye to cover, TWO! Kris toughs it out but Skye kicks her around. Skye pushes Kris down to rain down forearms! Cover, TWO!
Skye is frustrated, but Julia sneaks around to YANK Rosa off the apron! Julia taunts rosa while Skye THROWS Kris down by her hair. Skye bumps Kris off buckles, tags Julia, but Collision goes to break.
Collision returns again as Julia LARIATS in the corner! Tag to Skye and they mug Kris more. Julia goes up with the knuckle lock to tightrope walk. The fans cheer Julia going Old School for the HOTSHOT! Skye runs up, but Kris lsips free! SHINING WIZARD hits Julia! Skye hurries to get Kris and Julia joins in. But Kris fights off the double team to then CATAPULT Skye into Julia! The fans cheer as Kris crawls, hot tag to Rosa! The fans fire up as Rosa runs up and LARIATS Julia! And LARIAT for Skye! ELBOW for Julia, ELBOW for Skye! The fans fire up again as Rosa has targets in the corners. Rosa throws off the jersey to then DROPKICK Julia!
Rosa gets moving and she DROPKICKS Skye! Rosa drags Skye up to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, Julia breaks it! Julia drags Rosa up but Rosa TOSSES Julia out. Rosa has Skye but Skye JAWBREAKERS! Tag to Julia and she runs up, but Rosa wrenches to CUTTER! Rosa drags Julia over, tags Kris, and Kris BOOTS Julia down! Skye runs in and SWINGING NECKBREAKERS Kris! But Rosa gets Skye with a CODE BREAKER! Julia runs up, wrenches, STO! But Kris runs up, only for Julia to ROCK her! And CODE BREAKER! Julia kips up to SUPERKICK! But Rosa has Julia! Skye goes after Rosa! Skye TOSSES Rosa out!
Kris runs up, The Sisters dodge the lariats to DOUBLE SUPERKICK! They reel Kris in and DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS again! Julia covers, Skye plays defense, but Rosa CLOBBERS Skye onto the pin! The fans cheer as all four women are down! The teams regroup, and the Sisters fire forearms first! Kris & Rosa fire back, the forearms keep going as the fans fire up! Kris & Rosa get the edge, they CHOP the Sisters, then they run, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Skye SUPERKICKS Kris again while Julia TOSSES Rosa! The Sisters get Kris up, but Kris fights free again! Rosa drags Julia out!
Rosa sends Julia into barriers, Kris GERMAN SUPLEXES Skye! Rosa puts Julia back in for Kris to gut wrench. Tag to Rosa before the STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Rosa drags Julia up and into the THUNDER FIRE DRIVER!! Cover, Rosa & Kris win!
Winners: Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander, by pinfall
The former world champions conquer The Sisters of Sin, and now Rosa is rolling towards- Oh, well, Thekla interrupts! She says, “Hola~! If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s not one but two dumb b*tches! Thunder, you think you’re ready to get toxic? Alright, Big Stat Daddy, tell her how I made you cry! Tell her I made you bleed! Tell her how I took this from you!” The fans are torn but Kris just seethes. Thekla tells “Perrita” Rosa, she doesn’t just fight to win. She fights to kill! So why not just retire already? And ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the past of the AEW Women’s Division! Because now, it belongs to THEKLA!
The fans boo, but Rosa is raring to go even now! Will Rosa make it reign in the Borderland? Or will Thekla leave Rosa lost in the desert?
Tomohiro Ishii VS Andrade El Idolo!
It was just last night that The Stone Pitbull lost his NJPW Strong Openweight Championship to Boltin Oleg, and that the Real Latino Man fell short of the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship. But with Andrade set to face ROH World Champion, Bandido, in Los Angeles, will Andrade get that swagger right back? Or will Ishii be anything but tranquilo tonight?
Of course Callis is back on commentary, and he says to just look at Andrade’s physique. Callis is pretty sure a certain demographic goes up during his matches. The bell rings and the two tie up. Andrade and Ishii go around and around on the ropes, then end up in a corner. The ref counts, Andrade lets off slowly, but the fans chant for “I-SHI-I!” Andrade is a little confused by that, but he and Ishii tie up again. Andrade headlocks, Ishii powers up but can’t power out as Andrade holds tight. Ishii fires body shots, then powers out, only for Andrade to RAM him! Ishii doesn’t budge! Ishii roars, fires a flurry of forearms, then ROCKS Andrade!
Ishii runs, Andrade sets up, but Ishii whips him away to avoid the backdrop. Andrade goes Spider-Man in the ropes to tranquilo! The fans do cheer that, and Ishii runs up. Andrade RAMS Ishii, then goes up, but Ishii ROCKS Andrade! Ishii climbs up to join Andrade, but Andrade fights the superplex! Andrade fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS Ishii! Ishii hops down and Andrade CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Ishii stays in this but he shakes the bad leg out. Andrade stands Ishii up but Ishii CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but Andrade kicks low. Andrade runs but Ishii RUNS him over!
The fans rally and Callis admits, Ishii is a brick wall. Ishii runs, but into a DROPKICK! Ishii tumbles out of the ring while the fans rally up. Andrade takes aim, slingshots, but Ishii avoids the plancha. Andrade lands safe on the apron, goes to jump again, but Ishii YANKS him down! Andrade clutches his face from hitting the apron while the fans fire up for Ishii. Ishii hobbles over but he drags Andrade up and into the ring. Ishii then stalks Andrade to stand him up. Ishii CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~” again as Ishii whips corner to corner. Andrade BOOTS Ishii back! Andrade gets moving, but Ishii slips around!
Andrade CLAWS eyes to stop the back suplex, then he BOOTS Ishii down! Cover, TWO! The fans duel while Ishii stays in this. Andrade drags Ishii up, brings him around and TOSSES him out. Andrade goes out to CHOP Ishii against barriers! Then he brings Ishii around by his ear to SMACK him off the desk! Callis loves it, but Ishii almost falls on him! Callis claims Ishii’s attacking him, but Andrade SMACKS Ishii off the desk again! The fans are torn but Andrade soaks it all up. Andrade then finds himself another young lady who wants a selfie. Andrade obliges, she gives him a kiss on the cheek, then he goes back for Ishii while Collision goes to break.
Andrade pushes Ishii into the ring, covers, TWO! Andrade is annoyed but Ishii is tougher than that. Andrade stomps Ishii in the stomach, then mocks the abs compared to his own. Andrade ROCKS Ishii with forearm after forearm, then eggs Ishii on. Ishii fires a flurry, but Andrade kicks low! Ishii falls into the corner, but Andrade takes the time to flex. Andrade then drags Ishii around by the bad leg, wraps it around the ropes, and he pulls! The ref reprimands but Andrade stops at the count of 4. Andrade then drags Ishii out to the apron and ELBOW DROPS the leg! Ishii writhes, the ref reprimands, but Andrade just pushes Ishii back in the ring.
Andrade hears the fans calling for it, but he wags his finger. No removing the pants for Denver. Andrade clamps onto Ishii’s leg to twist it. He turns Ishii over for a HALF CARB! Ishii endures, fights forward, and makes the ROPEBREAK! Andrade lets go in frustration, but he clamps back on with a chinlock. Ishii endures the squeeze, even as Andrade leans on the hold. Ishii fights up, fires body shots, but Andrade CLUBS Ishii! Andrade reels Ishii in as Collision returns to single picture, and he snap suplexes! That’s Uno Amigo as Andrade brings Ishii up, but Ishii fights back! Ishii suplexes Andrade in return!
Callis storms off commentary to pound the apron and rally for Andrade. The fans all boo Callis, he tells them to shut up or cheer for Andrade! Ishii stands up so Callis scurries away. Ishii storms up on Andrade to CHOP him in the corner! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! Ishii whips corner to corner but Andrade reverses. Ishii reverses back to SAIDO! The fans fire up with Ishii as he rises again. Ishii waits on Andrade, then runs the ropes, but Andrade ducks the lariat! And the elbow! But Ishii spins Andrade, only for Andrade to snap suplex! New Uno Amigo, then another snap suplex for Dos Amigos! Andrade gives some Latino Heat before THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO!
The fans cheer for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” while Andrade nods. Ishii rolls to a corner while Andrade slams the mat. The fans rally up as Andrade stands. Andrade runs corner to corner and back again, CIEN- NO, Ishii dodges the knees to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Andrade’s right up!? Ishii swats a lariat to HEADBUTT Andrade down! The fans fire up again as Ishii stands tall! Ishii sits Andrade up to then run and SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Andrade survives but Ishii roars! The fans cheer as Ishii drags Andrade back up. Ishii reels Andrade in, suplexes, but Andrade fights it! Andrade wrenches out, but Ishii ROCKS him first!
Andrade ROCKS Ishii in return! Ishii UPPERCUTS! Andrade goes to a corner, Ishii runs in, but into a clinch! BUCKLE SHOT! The fans are torn as Ishii slumps down. Andrade tries again, and he runs corner to corner for CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO! Ishii survives and the fans are torn again! Andrade seethes as he stands again, and he goes to the corner. The fans rally as Andrade climbs up, up, and MOONSAULT DOUBLE! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives again and Callis says that was tres, not dos! Andrade just grins as he still has the advantage. Andrade underhooks but Ishii wrenches free to ENZIGIRI! Andrade wobbles, Ishii runs, and LARIATS!
Ishii roars, he reels Andrade in, suplex and- NO, Andrade fights free! Ishii ROCKS Andrade, but the SHADOW ELBOW hits! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives again and Callis is going nuts! But Andrade sends the DIRECT MESSAGE! Cover, Andrade wins!
Winner: Andrade El Idolo, by pinfall
The Stone Pitbull lived up to the name, but Andrade still found a way to break through! Callis celebrates with his amigo, his hermano, his familia, but wait! BANDIDO is here! The Outlaw applauds, and Andrade takes off the pants to reveal his yellow ring gear! These two will face off at Revolution in Los Angeles, but Bandido wants it to be one of respect. He offers a handshake, but Andrade SPITS on that hand. So now the handshake becomes a finger gun. Will Bandido take down the Real Latino Man? Or will Andrade get a win on the Most Wanted?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here as we build to Revolution, but I can’t be sure what’s going on with all these title stories. MJF of course ranted and complained, but that doesn’t exactly add anything. And then Kevin Knight calling MJF out was fine, and a little surprised El Paso is getting the title match that MJF is clearly going to win. Then after a great match of #Protokada VS Top Flight, JetSpeed calls them out as not just a tag team but also as the individual champions they are and as a trio with a random third to join them. I appreciate them remembering Knight and Bailey each got wins off these champions, but maybe they should’ve cashed these ideas in earlier so that it isn’t just all rushed right before Revolution.
We got a very good promo video from Briscoe, Ciampa and Lethal, but I feel like the Ciampa VS Lethal match should’ve been right after it for better flow. Instead, we got another Death Riders VS Don Callis Family match, though I did appreciate it was an 8 Man Tag this time. Ciampa VS Lethal was a great match, even with The Swirl getting involved to try and screw Ciampa over. Great stuff for Ciampa to overcome that, though, and he should definitely get the TNT Championship shot at Revolution for him and Kyle to run it back. We might even get Ciampa & Briscoe as a team real quick to help Ciampa build momentum and get Briscoe back in the win column.
Very good promo from The IInspiration, great to hear they’ve landed somewhere after leaving TNA, and they’ll clearly have a great feud with The Brawling Birds. The Birds didn’t have the cleanest match with their opponents tonight but that wasn’t the worst. Toni VS Zayda was good, but of course Toni won. This is a small thing, but I feel like Zayda VS Toni could’ve gone before Protokada VS Top Flight. Daniels shaking off Okada attacking him isn’t hard to believe, but it would also make sense if Daniels was down and out after Top Flight’s match. Marina & Yuta going after Toni was interesting, and I’m a little surprised Yuta got his hat snatched so soon. Toni VS Marina in a 1v1 for Revolution would go hard, though, and can definitely send the winner towards a title.
Rosa & Kris VS Sisters of Sin was very good as a tag match, and of course Rosa & Kris won. Very good promo from Thekla to call Rosa and Kris out, and I would think Thekla finds a way to win on Dynamite. It could be because Triangle of Madness interferes, it could be because Kris counters Triangle of Madness but accidentally costs Rosa, or Kris could flipflop right back to Heel and cost Rosa because she doesn’t want anyone else beating Thekla. I really hope it’s not that third idea, let it be one of the others, and then we can either do Thekla VS Rosa again, or even a Triple Threat of Thekla VS Rosa VS Kris for some really wild stuff.
Very good promo from Hook with Bowens, in that Bowens puts himself forward for The Opps and Hook doesn’t automatically accept. It was a logical move from Hook to question Bowens’ killer instinct, but also, where is the Bowens-Caster slow build to Acclaimed 2026? Will Caster weirdly try to join Opps and then they’re pitted against each other or something? Or perhaps Hook has them jump through hoops just to bring up guys from ROH or the indies, which then upsets Bowens & Caster and compels them to be Acclaimed once again.
Very good promo from all the teams in the $200K Fatal 4 Way, but like, can’t we just say that’s a tag title opportunity match? No one who has ever won the kayfabe cash prize has actually kayfabe splurged and shown off their new anything. Though, with this being the return match for Rush y Dralistico, maybe they should win. Then they can even be the kind of Heels that do show off that money. And while putting together Andrade VS Ishii was rather outta nowhere, it was still a great choice because that was a great main event match. Great win for Andrade to have momentum going towards Revolution, and good faceoff from him and Bandido to close out the show. The ROH World title is NOT on the line, which is fine, but it’s pretty clear Andrade is winning then.
My Score: 8.9/10
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