Results
Mitchell’s ROH Death Before Dishonor Results & Report! (8/29/25)
Ain’t no brotherly love in Philly tonight!
Is this where forever ends?
Athena’s reign as ROH Women’s World Champion is nearing 1000 DAYS! But will Mina Shirakawa make it finish prematurely?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zero Hour – Jay Lethal VS Jordan Oliver; Lethal wins.
- Zero Hour – Triple Threat Tag: MXM Collection w/ Johnny TV & Taya Valkyrie VS Cole Karter & Griff Garrison w/ The Frat House VS Alex Reynolds & John Silver w/ Evil Uno; MXM wins.
- Zero Hour – Pure Rules: Billie Starkz VS Ashley Vox; Billie wins.
- Zero Hour – $50K Fatal 4 Way: AR Fox VS Angelico VS Dralístico VS Adam Priest; Dralistico wins the prize money.
- Tomohiro Ishii & Holo.grm VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling; Ishii & Hologram win.
- Vacated ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships: The Sons of Texas VS Shane Taylor Promotions; STP wins and are the new ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions.
- ROH Women’s Pure Championship Tournament Quarterfinal: Queen Aminata VS Taya Valkyrie; Aminata wins and advances.
- Blake Christian & Lee Johnson VS The Kingdom; Blake & Lee win.
- ROH Pure Championship: Lee Moriarty VS Xelhua; Moriarty wins and retains the title.
- Fight Without Honor: QT Marshall VS Paul Walter-Hauser; QT wins.
- Vacated ROH World Tag Team Championships: Sammy Guevara & Rush VS The Outrunners; Sammy & Rush win and are the new ROH World Tag Team Champions.
- ROH World Championship: Bandido VS Hechicero w/ Don Callis; Bandido wins and retains the title.
- ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Mina Shirakawa; Athena wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Zero Hour Interview with The Sons of Texas.
Lexy Nair is with Sammy Guevara & The Von Erichs, Marshall & Ross, and brings up how they are competing for the ROH World Six Man and World Tag Team Championships tonight. Unfortunately, their mentor, Dustin Rhodes, is out with double knee injuries after facing Kyle Fletcher. With Dustin unable to compete, the ROH Tag and Six Man titles are held in abeyance, but Sammy is going to join the Von Erichs in fighting to get the Six Man titles back. How are they feeling going into tonight? Ross says without Dustin, they wouldn’t be here. They will make him proud by bringing back the gold!
Sammy agrees there. They can all agree that Dustin is a legend, and it was an honor to team with him. But Sammy will now say that it will be an honor to team with The Von Erichs! They are two young legends, and Sammy is ready to kick ass! Marshall says they’re three Texans, but they’ve got a tough task with STP. But let’s get silly in Philly! And now, who has Sammy chosen for his tag partner tonight? Sammy knows Lexy wants to break the walls down on who Sammy has waiting, but he has two great options. He just has to make a decision. Marshall says he’s got one and two in both arms, #MadDogMarshall! Or maybe the more handsome option with Ross.
Sammy says let’s stay serious, they’ve got the Six Man Tag to worry about first, and he wants us all to stay tuned for who he chooses. The Sons of Texas head out, will they all be golden again after tonight?
Backstage interview with Jay Lethal.
Lexy congratulates The Franchise Player on his win to kick off the Zero Hour, right here in the historic 2300 Arena. Lethal says he knows this arena is historic! The first time he wrestled here, he was just 17 years old! He is no stranger to the 2300. What we saw him do against Jordan Oliver, that is called momentum! But then Blake Christian & Lee Johnson walk in and mock “ROH Royalty,” Jay Lethal. A former World Champion, TV Champion, Pure Champion, Tag Team Champion, Six Man… Well, no, Blake doesn’t recall that one. But what Lethal did get was get beat at Supercard of Honor by the V-A-N-I-L-L-A BABY~!
But pay attention to tonight, Blake & Lee are about to beat up on more ROH royalty in The Kingdom. Do them a favor, big man, watch and learn. Blake & Lee head out, and Lethal is speechless hearing all that smack talk. But will “The Swirl” stay frosty against Matt Taven & Mike Bennett? Or will the last bit of summer heat cause them to melt down?
QT Marshall & Aaron Solow arrive backstage.
The Gift to Wrestling walks ‘n’ talks, telling Paul Walter-Hauser that he might be an Emmy winner, a Golden Globe winner, and a movie star, and that all takes impressive dedication. But what PWH is NOT is “one of the boys,” and he never will be! It doesn’t matter how many of “the boys” PWH invites to the Red Carpet, either! Not Orange Cassidy, not Chuck Taylor, not Hook. Hook probably doesn’t even know who PWH is! Those guys aren’t PWH’s friends! But Aaron Solow IS QT’s friend! Maybe if PWH looked more like QT and less like himself, maybe he’d have a Mark Wahlberg career!
Paul Walter-Hauser arrives.
And seeing the ROH Media, he already knows QT’s been running his mouth. PWH says here is how it goes: Every time PWH namedrops QT, everyone perks up. That’s cuz he’s a wrestler’s wrestler, a 15 year veteran. But none of that matters! QT says PWH isn’t “one of the boys,” and yes, PWH watched that silly little QTV skit. But PWH doesn’t need to be “one of the boys,” and maybe he doesn’t want to be. Because instead, he is a father, a husband, a storyteller, sober, and angry! That is who PWH is. Happy as Heaven but mad as Hell, and QT will find out. It doesn’t matter who wins or loses, who takes the 1-2-3, because PWH has already won, because he gets his hands on QT Marshall! “Oh, that b*tch has no idea!”
QT keeps acting like PWH has bitten off more than he can chew, but could he be in for some dramatic and violent irony?
War… is many things.
Unforgiving, unrelenting, and this is war. On this battlefield, with a history of violence, extreme measures will be taken. When the siege is never ending, the only option is to fight! Fight with honor, fight for honor, fight in tribute, fight as if there were no tomorrow. Because tonight will live forever. This is Death Before Dishonor!
Vacated ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships: The Sons of Texas VS Shane Taylor Promotions!
As we heard the Spanish God say about tonight, he and the Von Erichs are ready to ride together and kick ass together! But will Sammy, Marshall & Ross win this one for Dustin? Or will Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo & Big Bad Shaney T. himself show them how to rumble, bad man, rumble?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and it is time to see who is #THEM!
The trios sort out, and Sammy starts against “Bad News & Tattoos,” Carlie Bravo. Sammy and Carlie circle, the fans cheer on “S T P! S T P!” Sammy says okay, makes sense Philly would dislike teams from Texas. Sammy sucker punches Dean! Carlie CLOBBERS Sammy, stomps away, but the ref has him back off. Carlie sucker punches the Von Erichs! Then he SPLASHES Sammy! STP mugs Sammy, Marshall storms in, the ref has everyone knock it off! Marshall backs off, Ross stays back, and Carlie whips Sammy. Sammy reverses, hurdles, then backflips to DROPKICK! The fans boo as Sammy kips up real smooth.
Sammy soaks up that heat from Philly and goes back to Carlie. Sammy snap suplexes Carlie, covers, ONE! Sammy grins and he drags Carlie up. Tag to Ross and they mug Carlie. Ross ROCKS Carlie, bumps him off buckles, then whips him corner to corner. Ross runs in, JUMP KICKS, and Carlie sputters. Ross runs corner to corner and back again, but Carlie BOOTS him this time! Ross wobbles, Carlie goes up, AX- DROPKICK! Ross intercepts Carlie, Marshall DROPKICKS to intercept Dean! Then the Von Erichs DOUBLE DROPKICK Shane! The fans are torn, but they mostly boo as the Von Erichs stand Carlie up.
Ross whips Carlie, pops him up, Marshall SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, TWO! Carlie is tougher than that but Ross stalks him to ropes. Ross drags Carlie up, CLUBS him down, then whips. Carlie reverses, Adora distracts, Dean trips Ross! APRON CUTTER! Carlie adds a GUILLOTINE AX HANDLE! Shane adds a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Philly is all fired up for STP! Sammy and Marshall protest all that extracurricular activity but the ref missed it all. Carlie scuffs Ross, drags him up, and puts him in the ring. Carlie keeps Ross from his corner, bumps him off buckles, and tags in Shane. The fans cheer as Shane fires BODY BLOWS!
Shane talks smack, then he ROCKS Ross! Shane talks more trash, HEADBUTTS Ross, and Sammy coaches Ross up. Shane HEADBUTTS Ross again, Marshall wants in, but the ref keeps him back. Shane brings Ross to the STP corner, and CHOPS! Dean says, “That’s a man! That’s a man right there!” The fans want more, but Carlie tags in. Carlie rope-a-dopes to JAB, JAB, JAB! Carlie pops, locks, rolls and CHOPS! The fans cheer and Carlie revels in it. Ross snarls but Dean tags in. The Infantry sits Ross down for Dean to run up, BRONCO BUSTER! Dean is mocking Dustin Rhodes, Carlie says pause, so Dean covers. TWO, but Dean tags Shane.
STP drags Ross up to short arm LARIAT! Philly is behind STP, but Ross fires body shots! Ross ROCKS Shane, kicks, but Shane blocks to KNEE Ross down! The fans cheer, Shane tags Dean, and Dean scuffs Ross. Dean says this ain’t no champ! But Ross fires body shots! Marshall coaches Ross, but Dean scoops to SLAM Ross! Then he sucker punches Marshall! ELBOW DROP on Ross! Cover, Marshall breaks it! Marshall HAMMERS Dean but the ref backs him off. Dean drags Ross over, tags Carlie, and Carlie goes up. BACKBREAKER AX HANDLE COMBO! Cover, TWO! The fans chant, “F THE COWBOYS!” while Carlie keeps on Ross.
Carlie whips Ross to the corner, but Ross ROCKS Dena, ROCKS Shane, then BOOTS Carlie! Carlie keeps Ross from his corner, whips him back in, and FOREARM SMASH! Carlie snapmares to chinlock and Ross endures. The fans rally as Ross kicks and flails. Ross fights up, Sammy calls to Ross, and Ross JAWBREAKERS! Both men wobble, Carlie gets a leg, but Ross BOOTS him away! Hot tags to Marshall and Dean! Marshall BOOTS Carlie, BOOTS Dean, repeat! Then ELBOW after ELBOW! Marshall dodges a lariat to SPINEBUSTER Carlie! Dean runs up, Marshall SPINEBUSTERS! But Shane runs up! Marshall dodges, and SCOOPS to SLAM!?
The fans fire up, that was legit impressive! Marshall calls his shot and goes up, VON ERICH MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Shane survives and the fans fire up! Marshall fires up, he wants to clamp onto Shane! Shane rises, IRON CLAW!! The fans do like that, but Carlie CLUBS Marshall! Sammy KNEES Carlie! Torture rack, but Shane HEADBUTTS Sammy down! Marshall ROCKS Shane! Dean tags in, Carlie wrenches Marshall! Kick and SCISSOR KICK! Shane adds a SPLASH DOWN! Dean is up, he TOP GUN SPLASHES! Cover, ROSS BREAKS IT! The fans are raucous as Ross saves it! But Carlie TOSSES him out!
Shane is after Ross and throws him hard into the steel steps! Dean drags Marshall up, CLUBS him, and eggs him no! Dean fires more forearms, but Marshall fires back! Dean UPPERCUTS! Dean runs, but Marshall BOOTS! Marshall runs, but Dean KNEES! Dean runs, but Marshall DISCUS LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans rally! Dean and Marshall crawl, hot tag to Sammy! Sammy goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES The Infantry! JUMP KNEE for Shane! Sammy DUMPS Carlie, dodges Dean, and RAMS him! ENZIGIRI for Dean! The fans boo Sammy but he soaks it up. Sammy springboards, FLYING CUTTER!!
Sammy KNEES Carlie onto Marshall! Marshall has Carlie caught, the fans chant, “YOU STILL SUCK!” Sammy grins, runs, and FLIES, but Carlie escapes! The Fosbury Flop takes Marshall out! Sammy panics, the fans tell him he messed up, but Carlie whips. Sammy reverses to put Carlie in the ring, then he springboards, but Carlie catches him! Dean runs up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Shane drags Sammy around, stands him up, and HAYMAKER!! TWO 2 DA HEAD!! Cover, S T P WINS!!
Winners: Shane Taylor Promotion, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions)
Philly erupts and STP celebrates as they add more gold to the treasury! This has been a long time coming, but is it just the beginning of STP owning ROH? Meanwhile, Sammy is upset that his guys weren’t there to save him, how will this affect Sammy’s gametime decision for the ROH World Tag Team Championships?
The ROH Pure Women’s Championship Tournament (finally) begins!
Eight women have been selected, and we (finally) have a bracket! Serena Deeb VS Yuka Sakazaki, Deonna Purrazzo VS Trish Adora, Billie Starkz VS CMLL’s Olympia, and tonight’s match, Taya Valkyrie VS Queen Aminata! Will Mrs. TV prove she’s not just #TVReady but also Pure? Or will the One True African Queen have justice for having to wait so long?
ROH Women’s Pure Championship Tournament Quarterfinal: Queen Aminata VS Taya Valkyrie w/ MXM TV!
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and we are on the clock. The fans rally for Aminata as she and Taya circle. Taya is annoyed by that but Aminata smiles. Taya is wasting time with her tantrum but then she and Aminata tie up. They go around, Aminata wrenches to hammerlock, she puts Taya on the ropes, and ROPEBREAK! That is Taya’s first and she’s already upset with these rules. Taya scowls as she and Aminata go again. Aminata waistlocks, they again go to ropes, but wait, that’s the second ROPEBREAK! Taya has used two in just over a minute! Taya gets defensive, saying she doesn’t care, and these “She’s Our Queen!” chants are stupid!
The fans boo Taya, but Aminata reminds Taya she has one last ropebreak. They tie up, go around, and Taya wrenches to headlock. Aminata powers Taya down to her knees, then wrenches out to twerk attack! But Taya rolls Aminata! TWO, and Aminata spins Taya to snapmare and headscissor! The fans fire up for the CHOCOLATE KISSES! AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! YEEEEAH~! Hershey is calling as Aminata leaves Taya stunned, then PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up while Taya flounders to a corner. Aminata runs corner to corner, LARIAT! Aminata whips corner to corner again, then runs in, but Taya dodges!
Taya LARIATS, ELBOWS, and soaks up heat. But Aminata kicks, only for Taya to block! Taya puts Aminata in the ropes, KICKS, and runs to SLIDING GERMAN! Taya says Philly is full of pervs! Then she drags Aminata to a corner! Taya pulls Aminata into the post, then SLAMS the leg against it! And then she SLAMS the other leg against the post! Taya soaks up the heat, then she storms into the ring. Taya puts Aminata on the apron, GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but Taya laughs. Taya slaps Aminata around but the fans cheer her on. Taya does a Spider-Walk to copy Thekla and taunt Aminata. Aminata gets up to ROCK Taya!
Aminata swings again, but Taya ducks it to hit BLUE THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Taya is annoyed but we’ve got six minutes left. Taya TOSSES Aminata out, pursues, and the fans boo. She BOOTS Aminata into the steps! The fans boo but Taya CHOPS Aminata! Then she KICKS the leg! The fans boo but Taya just soaks it up. Taya says look at the queen! She SMACKS Aminata off the steps! The ring count is 7 of 20, the fans boo, but Taya puts Aminata in at 8. Cover, TWO! Taya drags Aminata up, reels her in, and underhooks for the lift, SIT-OUT BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Taya has the legs tied up, QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH!
Aminata endures, reaches out, and she crawls forward! The fans rally and Aminata manages a ROPEBREAK! Just her first of three but Taya is still annoyed. Taya drags Aminata up, but Aminata ROCKS her! Taya ROCKS Aminata back! The forearms keep going as we’re under four minutes left! Aminata fires a flurry, then she runs, but Taya mule kicks! And KNEE LIFTS! Taya runs, but Aminata DOUBLE CHOPS! The fans fire up and Aminata winds up, DOUBLE CHOPS! The fans want that “One More Time!” so Aminata winds it up for some sauce! DOUBLE CHOPS! The fans are loving this! Aminata winds it up, fakes, then reels Taya in, snap suplex!
Aminata clinches Taya, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Then leg hook full nelson! Taya endures, reaches out, but the fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” ROPEBREAK! That is Taya’s final ropebreak, and apparently the time limit graphic is wrong. But that aside, Aminata argues with the ref, and Taya SPEARS! Cover, TWO! Taya is furious, she reels Aminata in, but Aminata fights the lift! Aminata wrenches and wrangles Taya, but Taya want s the ropes! But there are no breaks for Taya! Aminata has a hammerlock, but Taya HOTSHOTS Aminata! Taya says she’s the smartest! The fans boo, and Aminata HEADBUTTS Taya down! Cover, Aminata wins!
Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall (advances to the next round)
Well, even if the time limit wasn’t only ten minutes, that’s all Aminata needed to seal the deal! Will Aminata continue her journey until she finally has a crown in ROH?
But speaking of that journey, Deonna Purrazzo is here! The Virtuosa is in Philly, just so she can confront Aminata, her possible opponent in the semifinals. She and Aminata shake hands, but then Deonna pulls Aminata in close to stare her down. Deonna then pushes Aminata away and takes her leave. But is Deonna going to regret looking past Trish Adora all to avenge her Vendetta teammate?
Backstage update from Lexy Nair.
Lexy is on standby outside their locker room, hoping to get a word with Sammy & The Von Erichs ahead of the ROH World Tag Team Championship. Now, they lost out on the Six Man titles, but the Von Erichs are both ready to support Sammy against The Outrunners. How will the Sons of Texas look to rebound from their trios defeat?
ROH Pure Championship: Lee Moriarty VS Xelhua!
When these two met on the Proving Ground, they put on a 10 minute masterclass that resulted in a time limit draw! Now they run it back with a SIXTY MINUTE limit! Will #TAIGASTYLE be painting a new masterpiece that ends with gold? Or will the Aztec Giant show the full power of CMLL llave style?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see whose wrestling is most Pure!
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans cheer as the clock starts. The two circle, tie up, and Lee slips around to spin Xelhua and cravat. Xelhua powers out and spins Lee to a facelock, but Lee wrenches out, only for Xelhua to get around. Lee fights the lift, they clinch, and Lee shifts to a head ‘n’ arm then a facelock. Lee tries to steer Xelhua to the ropes but Xelhua’s size and strength help him resist. Xelhua tries to push Lee onto the ropes now, but Lee resists. The ref steps in, seeing a stalemate and calling a mutual break, no one loses one. The fans applaud as Xelhua and Lee reset. They circle again, they tie up, and Xelhua throws Lee down!
Xelhua has the legs, crosses them up, and then steps onto Lee’s arms! Xelhua falls back for this floating cloverleaf surfboard hybrid! Lee endures, but he has no choice but to lean over and fall into the ROPEBREAK! The fans applaud as Xelhua lets go and Lee is charged his first. Lee and Xelhua reset, circle, and they tie up. Lee waistlocks, Xelhua drops, but Lee facelocks. Xelhua spins out and wrenches, but Lee arm-drags free. The fans cheer as Lee takes aim, but Xelhua is wary. Lee CHOPS, but then Xelhua blocks the next! Xelhua double knuckle locks Lee, but Lee trips Xelhua! Only for Xelhua to reach up, and TWISTING HEADSCISSOR!
The fans cheer as Xelhua has Lee down! Xelhua puts on the pressure, but Lee fights up, only for Xelhua to SPIN and headscissor again! The fans fire up and want that “Uno Mas! Uno Mas!” Lee SHOVES Xelhua down, flips him over, but Xelhua kips up! Lee shoves Xelhua away, arm-drags again, and the fans applaud the standoff. The fans rally as the two circle again, then Lee runs up. Xelhua wrenches, top wristlocks and cording holds! Lee kicks free, wrenches and bends fingers! The ref reprimands but Xelhua spins Lee to facelock, wrench, cording hold, and then twist the arms together! The fans cheer while Lee heads for ropes
Lee and Xelhua are on the ropes, but the ref chooses to call this a mutual and not Lee’s second? The ref gets in there, and that lets Lee sucker punch Xelhua, emphasis on punch! The fans boo but Lee gets as free closed fist punch! The ref wonders about what happened, but then Xelhua DECKS Lee! That gets caught, and Xelhua has his first and last warning! Xelhua argues about Lee cheating one, but then Lee leap frogs the ref to DROPKICK Xelhua! The fans fire up and Lee is feeling it! Lee drags Xelhua up, bumps him off buckles, then stomps him down! The fans cheer, the ref reprimands, and Lee stops, only to sneak mule kicks at Xelhua!
Lee swaggers, the fans cheer again, and Lee drags Xelhua up. Lee cravats, Xelhua powers up and out, but Lee RAMS him! They both rebound, FLYING HEADBUTT from Xelhua! Lee dodges the second, but Xelhua avoids the elbow drop! Scoop and BACKBREAKER! The fans cheer, Xelhua covers, TWO! Xelhua is a bit frustrated but he stalks Lee to the ropes. The fans rally, Xelhua whips, but Lee shoots for a leg, only for Xelhua to back off! Xelhua runs up, but into a BUCKLE SHOT! Lee and Xelhua are both down and the fans rally up. Lee DROPKICKS Xelhua’s arm! Cover, TWO! Lee drags Xelhua around, and he SNAPS the fingers!
The fans wince from that but Lee grins. Lee clamps onto Xelhua’s legs, then the bad arm! Lee has the legs trapped in a Figure Four knot and he bends the bad arm against his knee! Xelhua slaps at Lee but Lee grinds the hold. Xelhua scoots around, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! That is Xelhua’s first and Lee rubs it in. Xelhua bails out, Lee goes out after him, and he wrenches the bad arm. Lee hammerlocks the arm and RAMS Xelhua into the railing! Lee wrenches for an ELBOW BREAKER! Xelhua drops to his knees, Lee brings him up, but Xelhua RAMS Lee into the apron! Xelhua CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS!
Lee shoves Xelhua, goes into the ring, but Xelhua pursues. But Lee WRECKS Xelhua with a dropkick! Xelhua clutches his arm but he hurries back into the ring. Lee grabs that bad arm, wrenches and ELBOW BREAKER! Lee snapmares Xelhua to have the arm for a top wristlock, and he bends the fingers! Then he JAMS the fingers into the mat again and again and again! Lee flexes and the fans cheer! Lee covers, TWO! Xelhua has the ghost pin, TWO! Lee PENALTY KICKS the arm! The fans rally and Lee watches Xelhua rise. Lee half nelsons, then he spins Xelhua, but Xelhua counters the suplex to a cradle! TWO!!
Lee DROPKICKS Xelhua right outta the ring! The fans rally, Lee grins, and Lee builds speed, to DIVE! Direct hit and Xelhua hits railing! The fans fire up as Lee keeps going! DIVE! Another hit into the railing! The fans fire up as Lee goes again, but then says nah. But then he changes his mind again, to DIVE! But Xelhua catches Lee! ARM WRINGER! Straitjacket and ARMBAR!! Lee endures, the ref says this has to be in the ring, so Xelhua lets Lee go to get inside. Lee rises as we hit the ten minute mark and the fans cheer. The fans duel as Xelhua has Lee, but Lee HOTSHOTS the bad arm! Then Lee springboards to FLYING FOREARM! Cover, TWO!
Lee clamps onto Xelhua with a BORDER CITY STRETCH! Xelhua endures, fights his way forward, ROPEBREAK! That is his second as Lee lets go. Lee BOOTS Xelhua to the corner, then whips corner to corner. Lee runs up, but Xelhua dodges! The fans cheer, but Lee hurries to facelock. Xelhua fights the suplex, fires body shots, then suplexes! He holds Lee up, then SLAMS him down! The fans fire up while both men are down! Xelhua rises first, the fans rally up, and Xelhua drags Lee up. Xelhua CHOPS and the fans “WOO~!” Xelhua CHOPS again, and again, and again! The fans fire up as Xelhua CHOPS and whips, but Lee reverses.
Xelhua ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DISCUS CHOPS! A wrench and ELBOW and Lee is down! The fans fire up as Xelhua climbs! CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Lee survives and Xelhua is frustrated, but the fans rally up as Xelhua rolls closer to Lee. Xelhua clamps onto the legs, he has an INDIAN DEATHLOCK, but then shifts the angle to also have a leg hook nelson on Lee, and then the DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Lee endures this chimera hold, but then Xelhua rolls him to SNAP the arm! Lee fights this upside-down armbar and inchworm crawls his way around! Lee kicks a leg free, and has the ROPEBREAK! That is his second as we are 14 minutes in!
Xelhua backs off, both men rise up, and Xelhua storms back up to wrench. Lee wrenches to PELE the arm! The fans rally, Lee hurries, and he clamps onto Xelhua to bump him off buckles, but Xelhua does a headstand!? Lee BOOTS Xelhua, then Alabama Lifts, for an ALABAMA SLAM! High stack, TWO! The fans fire up and Lee is fired up, too! Lee waistlocks, half nelson, spin and THE FANG!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! That’s Xelhua’s last but he needed it! Now Xelhua has to survive on his own for the next 45 minutes, and Lee goes right after the arm! BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Xelhua endures and reaches out!
The fans duel, Xelhua rolls Lee, TWO!! Lee escapes in time, and runs up, but Xelhua dodges! BLUE THUNDER BACKBREAKER, then a hammerlock and lift! And a facelock?! HAMMERLOCK SIT-DOWN BUSTER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Lee survives but Xelhua clamps on! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Lee lateral press, TWO! Ghost pin, TWO! Both men stand, Lee clinches, but Xelhua slips through to hook the arms! Lee fights the backslide by YANKING the arm! And then IRON OCTOPUS!! ROPEBREAK, but it doesn’t matter for Xelhua! Lee shifts to have a ROPE BORDER CITY STRETCH!! XELHUA TAPS, LEE WINS!
Winner: Lee Moriarty, by submission (still ROH Pure Champion)
It was 17 minutes and 15 seconds of genius level technical wrestling, but in the end, #TAIGASTYLE finds a way to win! He shows Xelhua the respect Xelhua has earned, and Xelhua returns it as they shake hands for the Code of Honor. Lee has his gold, Shane & The Infantry have theirs, is it only a matter of when, not if, STP takes over ROH?
Fight Without Honor: QT Marshall VS Paul Walter-Hauser!
The man who thinks he’s God’s Gift to Wrestling has been talking down to the Hollywood actor turned pro-wrestler, ever since he “accidentally” spilled an alcoholic beverage on him back in March! QT’s made it beyond personal, and now he’s gonna have to put up or shut up! Will QT back up all that trash talk? Or will PWH take out the trash in the most extreme way possible?
The bell rings and the fans cheer for “WAL~TER! WAL~TER!” PWH takes a bow in thanks, but QT just laughs it off. The two tie up, QT waistlocks, then half nelsons to snapmare! The fans chant, “F Q T! F Q T!” and he asks, “F WHO?!” QT soaks up that heat with a grin, then goes back to PWH. QT tells PWH he is NOT a pro-wrestler, he has to get it through his thick head. PWH dares QT to wrestle him then. They tie up, QT facelocks, the fans sing for “OH~ Paul Walter-Hauser~!” PWH fires body shots, wrenches and hammerlocks, then slips around to scoop and SLAM QT on his arm! The fans cheer while QT writhes.
QT then grins, he’s a bit impressed. QT swings, misses, and PWH drops down. QT blocks the hip toss, but PWH dodges the lariat to atomic drop, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans cheer as PWH hits a KOKESHI HEADBUTT! QT bails out, the fans fire up, and PWH goes to the apron… CANNONBALL! The fans fire up as down goes QT! PWH is feeling it, too, and he goes looking under the ring. PWH brings out a TABLE! The fans fire up even more, and chant “E C DUB! E C DUB!” PWH struggles to set the table up, but he figures it out. But QT has a chair! “Hey, you POS!” QT SLIDES the chair along the table! PWH ducks it!
QT tries again by THROWING the chair, but PWH ducks that! And he KICKS the table into QT’s shin! The fans cheer, and even chant, “F HIM UP, PAUL~, F HIM UP!” PWH resets his table, brings QT around, and suplexes! QT fights that, turns it around, but PWH fights with body shots! PWH hooks QT to FISHERMAN SUPLEX to the floor! The fans cheer and PWH puts QT in the ring. PWH goes looking under the ring again, and he brings out a LADDER! The fans cheer, we complete the TLC trifecta! The fans cheer more as PWH holds the ladder up over his head. But then QT DROPKICKS the ladder into PWH!
QT takes the ladder for his own now, puts it in the ring, and he talks trash back on the fans. QT puts the ladder in a corner while PWH climbs to the apron. QT runs up on PWH but PWH ROUNDHOUSES him away! PWH steps inside, the fans rally, and PWH JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans rally up as PWH flips, flops, flies, and BIONIC ELBOWS! The fans fire up for Dusty Walter-Hauser, if ya will. PWH whips QT at the ladder, but QT stops short! PWH runs up, but QT lifts him! SPINEBUSTER on the ladder! QT soaks up the heat from Philly while PWH slumps down. The fans chant, “You Still Suck! You Still Suck!”
QT puts the ladder sideways in the ropes, then gets PWH’s legs, for the CATAPULT GUILLOTINE with the ladder! The fans boo but QT hobbles away, that catapult having taken a lot out of him, too. Oh, PWH is busted open! The fans are going nuts, and now QT brings out some kind of box?! What’s in the box, QT? What’s in the box?! Objects wrapped in barbed wire! Now that is ECW! QT takes the barbed wire baseball bat and he CRACKS PWH in the gut! The fans boo while PWH doubles over, and then QT CRACKS PWH on the back! The ref checks PWH, but QT GRINDS the wire into PWH’s forehead!!
The fans boo and tell QT he’s sick! PWH sputters and goes to the ropes. QT has a chair, winds up, but PWH dodges the headshot! PWH BOOTS the chair into QT, then SMACKS QT with it! SPLASH in the corner, another BIONIC ELBOW, and now PWH has the chair! SMACK to QT’s back! QT writhes, the fans fire up with PWH, and PWH drags QT up. PWH fireman’s carries, but AARON SOLOW rushes out here! He has a black kendo stick to SMACK PWH down! The fans boo but Solow SMACKS PWH again and again and again! The fans boo as Solow can do whatever he wants because of the No Disqualifications!
Solow helps QT bring out another table! They get the table in the ring, then they bring out another table! Solow takes the ladder to JAM PWH with it, then he dumps the ladder out. Solow uses the barbed wire chair to SMACK PWH again! The fans boo while PWH writhes! PWH goes to ropes while Solow puts the table in the corner. Wait, PWH rises up?! The fans rally for PWH but Solow brings him around with chicken wings. QT winds up, but PWH REAR HEADBUTTS Solow! And he DUMPS QT out to the floor! Solow grabs PWH’s arm, and has cuffs! But wait! IT’S HOOK! QT said Hook wasn’t a friend, but Hook IS a hero!
Hook storms into the ring, Solow runs up, but Hook dodges! T-BONE into the table!! The fans are thunderous as the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil then drags Solow out, for REDRUM!! Hook drags Solow all the way to the back, even as Solow feebly taps out! Now PWH and QT are 1v1! But QT CLAWS PWH’s eyes! QT looks to that first table, reels PWH in, but PWH fights it! QT CLUBS away on PWH, the fans boo more, but QT reels PWH in again. But PWH fireman’s carries QT! The fans fire up as PWH aims, and roars as he ROLLING SENTONS through the table!! The fans lose their minds as PWH and QT are down in the wreckage!
PWH rises, the fans fire up, and PWH drags QT up and into the ring. PWH looks for what more he can use, and the fans sing for him! PWH brings some classic chairs into the ring! QT staggers up, PWH winds up, HEADSHOT! QT falls back, and PWH sets that chair up. PWH stomps QT, drags him over, and then scoops! MICHINOKU DRIVER on the chair! Cover, TWO!! QT survives but PWH shoves that chair aside. PWH… HAS HIS GOLDEN GLOBE! He finally got that back from Sonjay Dutt?! And he CLOBBERS QT with it!! PWH kisses the globe then puts it aside so he can bring out… a box of broken glass?!?
QT is in shock seeing that, and PWH drags him over! The fans freak out as PWH tries to push QT into it! QT fights with elbows, then he grabs some glass! He JABS PWH in the face with the glass!! The fans boo as QT calls his shot! DIAMOND CUTTER- DENIED! QT LANDS ON GLASS!! QT writhes, the fans are losing their minds, and PWH fireman’s carries again! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto glass!!! Cover, TWO?!?! QT survives and no one can believe it!! PWH brings out the black bag! PWH pours out the THUMBTACKS! The fans are loving this! PWH drags QT up, reels him in, but QT wrenches out! SUPERKICK!
QT brings PWH around, reels him in, and lifts! POWERBOMB onto the tacks!! The fans are losing their minds again as QT rips at PWH’s shirt and rib tape! The fans hope these two, “FIGHT FOREVER!” but the ref checks PWH. There may be no disqualifications but if PWH can’t continue… QT high stacks PWH, TWO!! PWH is still in this and the fans rally up even harder! Wait, QT brings out a dust pan? QT brings a table around, sets it up in the drop zone, and then he gathers up glass with the dust pan! He sprinkles the glass onto the table! It is a buffet of sadism and the fans tell QT he is sick! QT grabs a mic to say, “Shut the hell up!”
The fans boo, but QT tells the ref to shut up, too! QT tells PWH, “I told you, you are NOT a professional wrestler!” Fans tell QT to STFU, but QT says he’ll shut up after this. PWH LOW BLOWS QT!! Roll up, TWO!! QT is still in this, both men stand, and PWH says F QT! SUPERKICK! QT stumbles over to the table! The fans cheer, “HE’S A WRESTLER!” PWH CLUBS QT, then brings him to the corner! PWH goes up, reels QT in, and says time to go around! But QT LOW BLOWS in return!! The fans boo but QT climbs up! QT calls his shot again, brings PWH up, SUPER DIAMOND CUTTER through the glass and table!! Cover, QT wins!!
Winner: QT Marshall, by pinfall
QT can say what he wants, but the fans said it themselves, PWH IS a professional wrestler! But in the end, QT is still the winner as the better, meaner wrestler! PWH sits up, still ready to fight if QT’s gonna fight him, but QT says no, they’re good. They fist bump to show respect, and QT leaves. Now that’s character growth! The fans cheer PWH and he gives another bow in thanks. Will PWH continue to make progress as a wrestler in between movies?
Vacated ROH World Tag Team Championships: Sammy Guevara & ??? VS The Outrunners!
We’ve been wondering all night: Who will the Spanish God choose? Sammy & The Von Erichs fumbled getting the ROH World Six Man Tag titles back, but is there still hope for these titles? Or will it not matter against The Youngest Men Alive?
Sammy makes his entrance alone, are they just playing up the drama of his decision? Wait, that’s not a Von Erich, that’s RUSH! El Toro Blanco is here, and he’s going to team with Sammy? The fans go nuts already! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is truly ungovernable!
The fans chant for “RUSH! RUSH! RUSH!” and Sammy says see that? The fans are excited for this combo! The Code of Honor is skipped as Rush lets Sammy start and Sammy flips off Truth Magnum. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two tie up. Sammy puts Truth in a corner, he lets off slowly, then says F U! Truth runs up on Sammy but Sammy goes into the ropes. Sammy laughs at Truth while the ref backs Truth off. Sammy and Truth reset, tie up, and Sammy headlocks. Truth powers up and out, drops down, hurdles over, but Sammy avoids the dropkick! Sammy struts around, soaks up the heat, but Rush nods.
Sammy headlocks, Truth fires body shots, then he powers up and out. Truth drops down, hurdles, and then goes to hip toss, but Sammy blocks! But Truth blocks a hip toss back! Truth HIP TOSSES after all! And DROPKICKS! Sammy flounders, Truth spins, and the fans fire up! Rush tags in and the fans are torn as he shakes hands with Sammy. Philly still rallies for “RUSH! RUSH! RUSH!” as he and Truth circle. Wait, Rush wants Turbo Floyd? The fans cheer as Truth obliges and tags Turbo. Turbo and Rush circle, feel things out, and tie up. They go around, Rush puts Turbo on the ropes, then a corner, then he pie faces Turbo!
The fans are torn but Rush taunts Turbo. Turbo and Rush tie up, they go around again, and Turbo puts Rush in the corner. Turbo gives back the pie face! The fans cheer and the two tie up again. Rush KNEES low, then CHOPS! Rush runs, RUNS Turbo over, but Turbo RUNS Rush over! They get face to face and the fans fire up! Rush and Turbo shove, then they fire forearms and CHOPS! CHOP for CHOP and the fans “WOO~!” Rush CHOPS, CHOPS, then SLAPS Turbo! But Turbo ROCKS Rush! Tag to Truth and they whip Rush. BODY BLOW, KNEE LIFT, and BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Rush is tougher than that and Sammy says this is all cheating!
Rush RAMS Truth into the corner, Sammy sucker punches Truth, then he tags in. Rush CHOPS Truth, Sammy kicks low, then they whip Truth to a corner. Rush whips Sammy in and he SPLASHES! Rush SPLASHES, then they snapmare to DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Sammy soaks up heat, then he kicks at Turbo. The ref reprimands and keeps Turbo back. The fans tell Sammy off, and Truth rolls him up! TWO and Sammy CLOBBERS Truth! The fans tell off Sammy but cheer Rush, they’re really torn over that team. Sammy bends Truth against ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Rush tags Truth around to send him into steel steps!
The fans are torn, the ref reprimands, but Sammy fetches Truth. Sammy THROWS Truth into barriers! Sammy tells Turbo to “SUCK IT!” then he drags Truth back up. Rush SMACKS Truth with a bottle of water! The fans fire up for Rush. Rush and Sammy are clearly having a good time, and Sammy clamps onto Truth with a facelock. The fans tell Sammy off some more, but Sammy pushes Truth to the corner. Rush HEADBUTTS, he tags in, and they put Truth in a corner. Rush says he wants to see it, so Sammy winds up to CHOP! Sammy says Rush gets a turn! Rush winds up, and he CHOPS! The fans cheer and Sammy mocks the pain.
Rush & Sammy double whip Truth corner to corner, then Rush sends Sammy in for a LARIAT! Rush runs up, and feints the dropkick! Rush flips Truth off, then BOOTS him down! Rush rolls back, Sammy joins in, double tranquilo! The fans boo but Rush wants the fans to chant for Sammy. Rush tags Sammy, and he winds up to CHOP! Sammy whips corner to corner, fans chant “WE WANT RUSH!” Rush gives Sammy his blessing, and Sammy runs up. But Truth dodges! Rush runs in but Truth TOSSES him! But then Rush goes after Turbo! Turbo DECKS Rush, but that keeps him from Truth! Sammy keeps Truth from Turbo!
Sammy whips Truth to snatch him into a SLEEPER! Truth endures, reaches out, and the fans rally! Truth is down, Sammy squeezes tight, but Truth fires back up! The fans fire up with Truth and he rises! Truth fires body shots, then runs, but into another SLEEPER! Only for Truth to slip around, BIG back suplex! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Truth and Sammy crawl, hot tags to Rush and Turbo! The fans erupt as Turbo rallies with HAYMAKER after HAYMAKER! Turbo scoops to SLAM Sammy! And he scoops to SLAM Rush! Truth joins in, Turbo scoops Truth to SLAM him onto Rush!
The fans fire up as the Outrunners wind up! “TURBO-” NO, Sammy SHOVES Turbo into Truth! Sammy and Rush shake hands and then they stomp away on the Outrunners. The fans boo as they dig their boots in, and the ref reprimands. Sammy & Rush coordinate, they whip, but the Outrunners dosido! Then they fire haymakers in return! They run and STEREO SPLASH! Then a BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up with The Outrunners, and they wind up… “TURBO FLOYD! YOU SON OF A B*TCH!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Rush staggers up, Turbo scoops, but Sammy SUPERKICKS!
Truth DROPKICKS Sammy! Rush HEADBUTTS Truth! Turbo LARIATS Rush! Sammy runs up, scoop, TOTAL RECALL on Sammy!! All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! The Outrunners rise first, the fans tell Sammy off, and the teams brawl! Rush with Turbo, Truth with Sammy, haymakers and forearms back and forth! But then Truth CHOPS Sammy! And he ROCKS Rush! Rush CHOPS back! The Outrunners mug Rush, double whip, and DOUBLE ELBOW him down! The fans fire up as Truth goes up! Turbo brings Rush up, but Sammy SHOVES Truth down! Truth tumbles to the apron, then the floor!
The fans boo but Rush is up, and he OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Turbo into buckles! Rush says it is time! “You mess with the bull…! You get the HORNS!” BULL’S HORNS DROPKICK!! Rush drags Turbo to the drop zone, he tags Sammy in, and Sammy goes up top! The fans boo as Sammy hits the SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, Sammy y Rush win!
Winners: Sammy Guevara & Rush, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions)
No Sons of Texas, this was an ungovernable victory! But speaking of, Dralistico storms out here and asks what the heck! Rush is his brother, his tag partner, why not them? Just kidding! Dralistico shakes Sammy’s hand and celebrates! But then Marshall & Ross storm out here to actually ask what the heck. Sammy has everyone calm down, they’re all his family. Sammy wants to hug it out, the Von Erichs accept, but the fans still boo. Sammy says go, shake hands. Marshall isn’t so sure, so Sammy SUPERKICKS him down! And then Dralistico y Rush beat up on Ross! The fans boo but Sammy and his new family beat up his old friends!
Rush, Dralistico and Sammy all stand on top of The Von Erichs as the fans boo even more. But as Sammy, Rush & Dralistico celebrate, the Von Erichs get up! So they just get beat back down! Refs rush out here to stop this, so it stops, if only for now. Dralistico won that 50K in the Zero Hour, Sammy & Rush won the gold here, is everything coming up LFI in ROH?
Backstage interview with The Outrunners.
Lexy is with Truth & Turbo as they regroup, and says that was a tough loss. But she knows that when The Outrunners get knocked down, they get back up, So- STP walks in singing, “We Are The Champions~!” and sipping champagne. Hey, hey, smell that? Smells like hot stuff and disappointment! Oh, hide y’all’s titles, there’s a couple losers around! Carlie says they gonna party around Philly, but where they going first? Dean says Chili’s! See you losers on Loser Lane! DWEEBS! STP heads out, Turbo says don’t pay that any mind. But can Truth & Turbo reset and try again down the line? Will STP be partying all the way to the top?
ROH World Championship: Bandido VS Hechicero w/ Don Callis!
The Most Wanted knows The Jackal that is Don Callis wants all the gold for himself- er, his family! Konosuke Takeshita couldn’t take down this Outlaw, but will the Alchemy of Lucha have just the trick? Or will no one stop #BandidoDosBelts?
Oh but of course Don Callis has to talk… “CALLETE! Callete, Bobby Blaze! No respecto todos! Uno momento, por favor, you marble-mouthed Southie!” The fans tell Callis off but he continues by saying, “I have something muy, muy importante to say! This man es muy, muy bueno del Mil Mascares! Es muy, muy bueno than El Santo! This man is the pride of Mexico! He uno member charter of El Familia de Don Callis. From Monterrey, Mexico, yo… soy… HE-CHI-CEROOOOOOOOOOOOO~!” Again, incorrect Spanish aside, Hechicero makes his entrance, followed by Bandido’s. The proper introductions are made, the ROH belt is raised, and we see who walks away with the bounty!
The fans fire up and duel already as Callis joins commentary. The fans then agree in telling off Callis. The Code of Honor is offered by Bandido, but not upheld as Hechicero slaps the hand away. The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up again. Bandido and Hechi feel things out, then Hechi drops down to creep up with the leg guard. Bandido stays back, they feel things out again, and Bandido KICKS Hechi! The fans applaud, Hechi shakes it off, and the two go again. Hechi KICKS Bandido, Bandido shakes it off, and they tie up. They’re in a deadlock as the fans still tell Callis off. Hechi puts Bandido in the corner, then lets off slowly.
The ref counts, Hechi grabs a leg, but he lets off. Hechi and Bandido reset, tie up again, and Hechi waistlocks. Bandido wrenches free, wristlocks, but Hechi slips through to get in and break the lock. The fans applaud as the two reset again. They tie up, Hechi wrenches and wristlocks, then he pushes the arm. Bandido endures, slips through to hammerlock, then he spins Hechi around. Hechi fights through, Bandido headlocks, but Hechi slips out to facelock. The fans rally, Hechi wrenches, but Bandido rolls, handsprings, and breaks free to finger gun! The fans cheer and Hechi nods as the two go again.
Hechi grabs a leg, trips Bandido, rolls and hooks Bandido into a headscissor! Bandido’s foot is under the ropes, the ref counts, and Hechi lets go while talking trash. Bandido and Hechi reset, tie up again, and Bandido wrenches to flip Hechi over! Bandido has the headscissors but Hechi pushes to get the shoulders down! TWO, and Bandido TWISTS to throw Hechi down! The fans cheer as Bandido has Hechi down. Hechi fights up as the fans rally, and Hechi pushes the shoulders down. TWO and Bandido bridges, but Hechi stops the spin to tie up the legs! Hechi reels Bandido into a modified BOW ‘N’ ARROW! The fans rally as Bandido endures!
Bandido powers free with a bridge and he goes to a corner. Hechi storms up, Bandido trips him, but Hechi gets the leg guard in there! Bandido tries to get through but ends up in a facelock. Gator roll to the cover, TWO as Bandido bridges up! The fans rally up as Bandido turns things around, inverted suplex into the gut wrench, but Hechi powers to a victory roll! TWO and Bandido has the cover, TWO! The two stand up and the fans cheer the standoff! The two reset, circle, and Hechi clinches to have a top wristlock! Hechi swings around, RANA! Cover, TWO! Hechi keeps the headscissors, even as Bandido bridges!
Bandido rolls, headstands, pops free, but Hechi hurries to turn over. Bandido settles for the facelock, but Hechi spins to get a leg. Hechi trips and rolls Bandido, flips him over, but Bandido kips up to wrench and headlock! The fans cheer, Hechi powers up and out to then blow past Bandido, and RUN him over! The fans cheer more, and Hechi drags Bandido around by an arm. TWIST into the omoplata, then the LA MAGISTROL! TWO, and Hechi runs up. Bandido bypasses, but Hechi avoids the dropkick! But Bandido avoids the senton! Jackknife bridge, ONE! Hechi has the arms, Bandido kips up, but Hechi drop toeholds!
Hechi hooks the arms, roll into the SEATBELT, TWO! Bandido escapes, runs up, POP-UP RANA! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as both men get up, and Hechi bails out. Bandido keeps his eyes on Hechi as Hechi goes around the outside. The fans rally, the ring count starts, but Hechi goes to the apron. Hechi steps in, he and Bandido feel things out, then they clinch. They fight for control, Hechi whips, but Bandido rolls. Bandido whips, Hechi reverses, but Bandido handsprings! Hechi dodges the handspring, but Bandido RANAS! Hechi handsprings through, dodges Bandido, but then Bandido dodges Hechi!
Bandido fireman’s carries, but Hechi blocks the X Knee! Bandido dodges the lariat, tilt-o-whirl ARM-DRAG! The fans fire up and Bandido builds speed to FLY, TOPE INTO RANA! The fans are thunderous, Callis coaches Hechi, but getting up is easier said than done! The fans tell Callis off again, and the ring count climbs. Bandido stands at 7 of 20, he joins in on taunting Callis, and then Bandido ROCKS Hechi! Hechi fires hands back, Bandido gets the edge and he puts Hechi in the ring. The fans rally and Bandido whips Hechi to the corner. Bandido runs up to ELBOW! Then he RAMS into Hechi again and again!
Bandido goes corner to corner, comes back, KNEE from Hechi! Bandido is down and Hechi snarls. The fans rally and duel as Hechi casts his magic. Bandido rises, Hechi DROPKICKS him! BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Bandido survives and Hechi is annoyed. Hechi KNEES Bandido in the side again and again, then sits him up. Hechi RIPS at the mask! The fans boo as Hechi disparages his own lucha culture! Hechi rains down closed fists, the ref reprimands, but Hechi stops at 4. Hechi drags Bandido up, pump handles and half nelsons. Then he taunts the fans chanting for Bandido before the PUMP HANDLE EXPLODER! Cover, TWO!
The fans cheer, Callis says this is ridiculous, and Callis gets off commentary to argue with the ref. Bandido wants after Callis, but Hechi drags Bandido back by his hair! Hechi bends Bandido against the ropes, CLUBS away on him, but the ref counts. Hechi runs to then CROSSBODY Bandido against ropes! Hechi eggs Bandido on, Callis goes back to commentary claiming he was just discussing with the official. Hechi kicks Bandido around, eggs him on more, and Bandido rises. Hechi ROCKS Bandido, ROCKS him again, and the fans duel again. Bandido’s side grows stronger, and he fires off forearms! But Hechi KNEES, JABS, and JABS!
Hechi runs, runs, but Bandido pops him up! But Hechi slips free! Hechi waistlocks, Bandido switches, then Bandido shoves Hechi to ropes. Bandido hurdles, but into a FLAPJACK! Callis cheers and so do some of the fans, and Hechi twists Bandido’s foot before he SMASHES the knee! Then Hechi gets both legs, hooks them up, and he SLAPS Bandido’s back to get the arms! Hechi pulls Bandido back, up, up and away into the ROMERO SPECIAL! And then Hechi ROLLS Bandido in and out of the surfboard! But Bandido free his arms! He hops off Hechi’s legs to turn him over! Bandido hooks legs, then he gets the arms!
Bandido rocks the boat but Hechi’s pretty hefty! Bandido pulls, pulls, and lifts for the ROMERO SPECIAL! The fans cheer as now Hechi endures! Hechi fights free, he hops down, and he ties up the legs, TWIST into the REVERSE FIGURE FOUR! ROPEBREAK! Callis says that’s cowardly but the ref counts. Hechi lets go at 4 and Bandido bails out. The fans rally up again and Hechi goes out to fetch Bandido. Hechi drags Bandido around, and whips him into the railing! The fans fire up and Callis applauds. Hechi casts his magic and brings Bandido back up. Hechi puts Bandido in, the fans rally, and Hechi rolls forward into the REAR NAKED CHOKE!
Bandido endures, reaches out, and the fans rally up! Hechi shifts right to the ARMBAR! Bandido endures, reaches out, but Hechi shifts again! Hechi traps that arm, grabs the other, and he KNEES Bandido into staying down. DARK SACRIFICE! Bandido writhes and the fans rally up again. Hechi eggs Bandido on, drags him up, and whips to POP-UP FLAPJACK, then basement DROPKICK! Hechi traps an arm, and he CLAWS at the mask again! The fans boo as Hechi wants to rip it open! The ref reprimands, but Hechi tears the mask open! The fans boo but Hechi slaps Bandido around. The fans rally behind Bandido but Hechi tells them to hush.
Hechi drags Bandido up, and Hechi CHOPS! Bandido staggers, Hechi ROCKS him again and again! Bandido rises but Hechi fires more shots! Hechi winds up, but Bandido CHOPS first! Hechi BOOTS Bandido to a corner! Hechi runs up, but into a BOOT! Bandido UPPERCUTS, goes up top and TORNILLO CROSSBODY! The fans are thunderous, Callis is upset, but Bandido pops Hechi up! Gorilla press and SLAM!! The fans are thunderous again and Bandido says BANG! SUPERKICK! Hechi bails out, Bandido builds speed to FOSBURY FLOP! Direct hit and Philly is all fired up! Bandido then hurries to put Hechi back in the ring!
Bandido goes up the corner, aims, and Latino Heat for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hechi survives and the fans fire up again! Bandido is beside himself, but Hechi flounders to a corner. Bandido drags Hechi up, snapmares, then he rips at the mask now! The fans cheer as Hechi tastes his own medicine! Bandido stops before he fully exposes Hechi, then he whips. Hechi reverses, but Bandido puts him on the apron! Bandido SWEEPS the legs, SUPERKICKS again, then he runs to slide! Hechi gets under, and he RAMS Bandido into barriers! Hechi ROCKS Bandido, grabs a leg, and he puts it on the barrier to CLUB away!
The fans boo but Hechi ENZIGIRIS Bandido! Bandido is on the barrier now as Hechi goes up to the apron. Hechi casts a new spell, DIVING ELBOW on the barrier! Bandido sputters but that may have been double-edged for Hechi. Hechi climbs up to join Bandido on the barriers! The fans rally up as they both stand, and Hechi HEADBUTTS Bandido! Hechi reels Bandido in, but Bandido fights the suplex! The fans rally as Bandido keeps fighting! Bandido suplexes Hechi onto the barrier! Both men fall in a heap and the fans are losing their minds! The ref checks both men, and somehow they’re both able to continue.
A ring count climbs, Bandido rolls in at 9 of 20, but Hechi follows. Hechi drags Bandido back to the apron and he stomps away. The fans rally as Hechi runs, but Bandido MONKEY FLIPS Hechi away! Hechi hits apron then the ground! The fans fire up for Bandido and he climbs up! Hechi crawls to commentary, Callis warns him of what’s coming, and Bandido SUPER DUPER CROSSBODIES!! Direct hit and down goes Hechicero! The fans are thunderous for Bandido as he rises! Bandido leaves Hechi behind to go to the ring. The count is climbing, passes 7 of 20 and the fans rally up. Hechi rises at 9, we hit 10 of 20, and Hechi crawls in at 11, and he dodges a boot!
Hechi ELBOWS Bandido, DRAPING DRAGON SCREWS, and then he traps Bandido! The fans freak out as Hechi STOMPS the leg! Bandido writhes from hyperextension but Hechi goes up! Callis grins as Hechi FLYING LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Bandido survives and the fans fire up again! Hechi shows his own finger gun and says BANG. Hechi drags Bandido up, but Bandido SOBATS! KNEE LIFTS! SUPER- NO, Hechi ducks the kick to shove, run, HOTSHOT into the SLEEPER! The fans rally, the ref counts, but Bandido fires body shots! Bandido ELBOW BREAKERS the arm again and again! And then one more for good measure!
Bandido huffs ‘n’ puffs, he RAMS Hechi, then he builds speed to handspring and SUPER CODE- NO, Hechi blocks Code Red by holding the ropes! Hechi drags Bandido up into an Alabama Lift, for the SUPER BANGARANG to the floor!! The fans go nuts all over again as that was a multiple impact attack for both men! The fans rally, and Hechi rises while Bandido stirs. Hechi drags Bandido up and fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” Hechi KNEES Bandido again and again, then puts him in the ring. Hechi slingshots to hook Bandido up, roll and roll, leg hook, sunset flip, TWO!! Bandido barely gets up but Hechi has a HEEL HOOK!!
Bandido is caught in the sunset flip and ANKLE LOCK, and then it’s a cover again! TWO!!! Bandido escapes with nanoseconds to spare! The fans fire up for Bandido as he stays in this! Both men rise, Hechi has Bandido first, and he KNEES! “This is Awesome!” as Hechi hammerlocks Bandido and swings! But Bandido flips through! Lift and POWER- NO, Hechi fights it! But Bandido double clutches, only for Hechi to SUNSET BOMB! Bandido flounders, Hechi runs up, STEP-UP KNEE! Hechi runs but Bandido follows! HELLUVA KICK! Bandido runs, but Hechi LARIATS first!! And then he runs, but Bandido dodges! Bandido goes up, POISON-RANA!!
Both men are down and the fans are electric! Callis gets off commentary again to coach Hechi, and he pounds the apron. The fans join in and rally up while both men stir. Hechi and Bandido both sit upright! Bandido flips Hechi off! They junkyard dog headbutt again and again! The fans fire up for “R O H! R O H!” Hechi CHOPS Bandido, but Bandido CHOPS back! The CHOPS keep going, then it is just a SLAP FIGHT! And then a BRAWL! The fans are thunderous as the straps come down! Both men bob ‘n’ weave, Hechi avoids a superkick to JUMP SOBAT! Hechi reels Bandido in, but Bandido slips free to KNEE!
Bandido reels Hechi into a gut wrench and Canadian Rack! Then the torture rack! X KNEE!! Hechi sputters and flops over while the fans fire up again! Bandido says BANG, deals the cards, BLACKJACK- NO! Hechi makes it an Inverted Gory Especial! GORY RACK!! But Bandido kicks free, lands out, and now he has the Inverted Gory Especial! The fans are thunderous as Bandido winds up, but Hechi sits up! Hechi fires hands, victory rolls, TWO! Bandido has it, TWO! Both men stand, victory roll from Hechi, into the REVERSE MONKEY FLIP! Bandido lands out! Bandido has the legs, steps through, but Hechi powers Bandido down!
Hechi has the legs now, he turns Bandido over, and he bends Bandido to get the arms! MEXICAN SURFBOARD!! The fans boo, but Bandido slips through to roll Hechi! ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Bandido lets go in frustration, and the fans cheer as these two just keep battling! Bandido rises, he puts Hechi in a corner, and he puts Hechi up top. Bandido fires up, the fans are with him, and Bandido climbs. Hechi fires body shots, they trade HEADBUTTS, and Hechi goes to the very top to join Bandido! Bandido scoops! MOONSAULT POWERSLAM!! Hechi flounders to ropes, Bandido shuffles, BLACKJACK- NO, Hechi holds ropes!
Bandido straitjackets Hechi to O’Conner Roll, CHAOS THEORY!! Bridging cover, BANDIDO WINS!!
Winner: Bandido, by pinfall (still ROH World Champion)
That was a 37 MINUTE instant classic! Bandido adjusted from Blackjack 21 to just get the high card, and he is still the Ace of ROH! Will the Don Callis Family just have to give up on this prize? Or will Bandido stay the Most Wanted until the end of his reign?
ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Mina Shirakawa!
Speaking of reigns, The Fallen Goddess is nearing 1000 DAYS! But between the Casino Gauntlet in Texas and going after Toni Storm in London, the Minion Overlord has run afoul of the Fighting Gravure Idol! With the (Interim) Women’s Television Championship always in her possession, will ROH belong to #MinaNow? Or will the American Joshi make sure her Forever Reign continues on?
Athena’s entrance is accompanied by the MIT (Minions In Training) dance troupe, her best Minion in Billie Starkz, and a special surprise: THE BLUE MEANIE! The fans cheer and Athena now sees why the new MIT shirts are blue. #MinionMeanie wants Athena to dance with him, and she gets into it! The fans cheer as the party continues to the ring. But then Meanie and Mina start dancing together, and that upsets Athena! Athena bullies Meanie and tells him to get out of the ring! The fans boo but Meanie thought we were all just having fun… The introductions are made, THE women’s title is raised, and we see who is THE woman in ROH!
The fans taunt Athena by saying, “Dallas Sucks! Dallas Sucks!” The Code of Honor is upheld, but only because Mina makes Athena lower her condescending hand to shake hers. The bell rings, the fans sing, “FLY~, EAGLES, FLY~!” Mina conducts them as a choir, and they finish with “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!” Athena and Mina circle, feel things out, and tie up. They go around, then they break, and Mina ducks a lariat! Athena ducks the uraken, and the two tie up again. They go around, Athena puts Mina in a corner, but Mina brings them along the ropes. They circle, Athena wrenches, Mina wrenches, repeat, and repeat, and repeat!
Athena changes it up by going for a hammerlock, but Mina switches it onto Athena. They switch back and forth, around and around, then Athena headlocks. The fans duel as Mina powers up and out, but Athena turns the hurdle into a sunset flip! ONE and Mina sits on the cover, ONE! Both women get up, Mina jumps the dropdown, Athena hurdles and rolls back, but Mina stops the leg capture! Mina whips, Athena reverses, but Mina slides under and shimmies! The fans cheer and Athena scowls. Athena grabs that bad hand! Mina MONKEY FLIPS free, then runs up! Mina tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Athena handsprings through!
Mina dodges a boot, Athena blocks a kick and avoids the rest, and Athena is in the ropes! Billie protests, Mina backs off, and the fans applaud. Athena steadies herself and resets. The fans rally as the two circle, and Athena rushes up. Mina dodges, shimmies and shakes again, but Athena rushes back in. Mina dodges again to really bust a move! Athena is mad but Mina SOBATS! Mina whips, Athena reverses, but Mina tilt-o-whirls into a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up with Mina and she brings Athena up. Mina knuckle locks, goes up the ropes, and then shakes it up for a METEORA! Cover, ONE!!
Athena is tougher than that but Mina pushes her down. Mina hooks up the legs, does a little dance, then she STOMPS the knees! Athena writhes, Mina stomps her down, and then Billie shouts at Mina. Mina tells Billie to shut up, then she goes to Athena. Mina KICKS Athena down, Athena bails out, and Mina pursues. Mina CLUBS Athena, but Athena CHOPS! Mina thinks about it, and CHOPS with her left hand! The fans cheer and Mina winds up again! But Athena ducks, and Mina’s forearm hits post! Athena grabs that hand to SLAM it on the desk! And again, and again, and again! Then she RAMS Mina into the steel steps!
The fans boo but Athena has the arm again. Mina fights, but Athena SMACKS her off the steel steps! Athena puts the hand between steps and post! Athena grins, runs up, DROPKICK to the steps! Mina’s hand may’ve just been broken again! The ref checks Mina as she clutches the arm, but Athena drags her up. Athena puts Mina in the ring, shakes out her legs, and Billie coaches her up. Athena rolls in, KICKS Mina, then covers, TWO! Athena grabs Mina’s arm to drop a KNEE on it! Athena drops another KNEE on Mina’s arm, then talks trash on the Eagles! Athena stands on Mina’s bad hand, she mocks the dancing, but Mina rolls her up! TWO!!
Billie says you can’t count that! Athena hits a CODE BREAKER to the arm! Then she BOOTS Mina in the face! Billie applauds but the fans boo as Athena grins. Athena kicks Mina around, but Mina eggs her on! So Athena pie faces Mina down, drops a LEG on the arm, and clamps on a short arm scissor! Athena grins but the fans rally for Mina! Mina stacks Athena, TWO! Athena ROCKS Mina! Athena whips Mina to a corner, runs up, but Mina dodges! Mina ducks down, then ROCKS Athena! Mina steps in, but Athena SHOVES her back out! And SMACKS her off the crossbar! Athena then puts Mina’s bad hand through the buckle pad?!
Athena KICKS away on the pad to beat up the hand! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Athena says do NOT tell her what to do! Then a baseball slide DROPKICK knocks Mina down! The fans boo but Athena grins as she looms over Mina. The fans duel, surprisingly, and Athena blows a kiss to Mina. Athena runs up, but Mina dodge! Athena CRASHES into barriers! Athena hobbles up, tries again, but Mina dodges! Athena kicks a chair! Athena is getting mad now, and she hobbles after Mina in anger. Mina goes into the ring, Athena grabs at her, but Mina BOOTS her into the barriers! The fans fire up while Athena flounders!
Athena rises up, rolls into the ring, but Mina DROPKICKS the leg! The fans fire up as Mina SLINGBLADES! Athena is down but Mina has to catch her breath and shake out her hand. Mina covers, TWO! Mina grabs a leg, steps through, but Athena kicks her away. Athena kicks, Mina blocks, but Athena ducks the haymaker! Mina BACKHANDS Athena, leg trips, then ties up those legs, in a GLAMOROUS CLOVERLEAF BACKSTABBER! Athena writhes and the fans fire up for Mina! Mina storms up to KICK Athena to a corner. Mina then goes out, drags Athena to the corner, and Mina SLAMS the bad leg against post!
The fans fire up for Mina as she then grabs Athena’s legs again! The ref reprimands, and Billie storms over to tell Mina to stop it! Mina dares Billie to do something then! Billie says no, she’s not that stupid. But then Mina’s Spidey-sense helps her dodge, Athena DIVES onto Billie! The fans fire up as Billie and Athena hit the desk! They tell Athena she messed up, Athena does apologize, but here comes Mina! She uses Billie to PARKOUR SPLASH! Mina whips but Athena reverses! Mina tiger feints, but Athena stops the rana! Athena SWINGS Mina into railing! Mina is down, Billie says that’s what she gets!
The fans rally up while Mina and Athena are still down. Athena hobbles over, drags Mina up, then CLUBS her on the back! The fans duel again as Athena puts Mina in the ring. Athena storms in, but Mina gets a leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Mina hurries to step through, FIGURE FOUR!! Athena endures as Mina thrashes around! Athena turns on her side to fight the pressure but Mina pulls on the leg! Athena fights her way over, ROPEBREAK! Mina lets go and keeps her cool. Mina stomps Athena’s leg, kicks her around, then eggs her on. Athena kicks, but Mina blocks the legs! Mina YANKS Athena, but Athena lands out!
Mina runs, Athena sidesteps and GERMAN SUPELXES! But Mina is up, SHINING WIZARD! Athena is up!? SLIDING FOREARM!! Both women are down and Philly is thunderous! The fans rally as Athena and Mina stir, then they find each other. Athena fires a forearm, Mina growls and fires back! Mina laughs at Athena, Athena fires back! The forearms keep going, the fans cheer Mina and boo Athena! Athena ROCKS Mina, but Mina says bet, and she ROCKS Athena back! The shots keep going, both women stagger, but they just fire up! The fans are with them, and Mina fires a forearm! Athena fires two! Mina fires two!
Athena fires THREE forearms! Mina fires THREE forearms! Athena fires a strike fest, but the leg won’t let her finish! Mina fires KICK after KICK, then forearm after forearm! Mina winds up, but Athena blocks the kick to slip under and gut wrench! TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!! Mina survives and Athena is shocked! The fans are thunderous while Athena and Billie both stress out. Athena drags Mina by her wrists to RIPCORD and shoulder rack! But Mina fights it, swings around, DDT!! The fans are thunderous again while Billie panics! Mina covers, TWO!! Athena survives, Mina grows frustrated, but the fans continue to rally!
The fans cheer on “Women’s Wrestling!” as Mina rises and goes to the corner. Mina climbs, Athena ROCKS her first! Mina SMACKS Athena back, and FLYING SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Athena survives, the fans rally up, and Mina calls for the end! Mina drags Athena up in the dragon sleeper, but Athena fights the lift! And she bends the fingers! Athena dragon sleepers, EXPULSION!? And then a roll through, a leg hook, but Mina fights Ataxia! Athena ROUNDHOUSES, and KOJI KLUTCHES!! Mina endures, Athena CLUBS the bad hand, but Mina still fights! Mina claws at the leg, pushes to a cover, TWO!!
Athena lets Mina go in time, and then BOOTS Mina right down! Athena grits her teeth and the fans rally up again. Cover, TWO! Mina survives and Athena grows frustrated. Athena tells the ref to move, and she goes up the corner. The fans rally as Mina rises, and Mina runs up first! Mina SHOTEIS Athena! Mina then Electric Chair Lifts Athena for a SPIN-OUT FLAPJACK! And into the FIGURE FOUR!! Athena endures as she’s caught! The fans “WOO~” and cheer as hard as they can! Athena reaches out, Billie calls to her, but Mina puts on the pressure! Athena SLAPS at Mina, Mina SLAPS back, and the fans fire up!
The SLAPS go back and forth, Athena and Mina fight for control, and Athena rolls it over! Mina now endures the pressure, she fights her way around, and puts the pressure back on Athena! They roll, roll, and Mina has control again! Mina thrashes and pushes up on the hold! Billie pleads with Athena to fight for the ropes! Athena bites her finger to refocus, but Mina thrashes her more! Athena still fights her way around, but Mina puts all the pressure she can! Athena lunges, ROPEBREAK!! Mina lets go in frustration but the fans rally up again! Athena shakes out the bad leg but Mina goes up the corner!
Mina wants Athena to stand, but Athena trips her up! Athena then ROCKS Mina with a forearm! Billie says that’s what Mina gets! Athena climbs up, brings Mina up, SUPERPLEX! And a kip up!? Athena whips, POP-UP- SEATED SENTON!! Cover, TWO!! ROLLING ELBOW! DREAMSMASHER ELBOW!! BUZZSAW!! The fans are thunderous as Mina wants after Athena, URAKEN!!! Mina roars and calls for her shot! Mina drags Athena back up, dragon sleeper and GLAMOROUS DRIVER MINA!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Athena survives and Mina can’t believe it! The fans rally, but this is why Athena has been champion for 994 days!
Mina refocuses, dragon sleepers again, and says, “BYE BYE!” But Athena slips free! Mina hurries to wheelbarrow, but Athena sits her down! ARMBAR!!! She BITES the fingers!!! But Mina stacks her! TWO!! Mina is free, Athena hurries up, and Athena KNEES Mina! Straitjacket and gut wrench!? Mina fights, Athena double clutches, STRAITJACKET BOMB!!! Athena vows to end this, and she goes up the corner! The fans are torn as Athena waits for Mina! Mina stands, into the O-FACE!!!! Cover, ATHENA WINS!!
Winner: Athena, by pinfall (still ROH Women’s World Champion)
And that is victory number 69! Athena doesn’t like sexual innuendo, but she finished on top once again! This solidifies her reign surpassing 1000 days, and as the fans chant, it might last “FOR-E-VER! FOR-E-VER!” Will anyone ever take that title from the Fallen Goddess?
My Thoughts:
This was an awesome event for ROH, and that’s even with me skipping things. I’d say it’s cuz Zero Hour is free on YouTube, but then there were problems during the livestream, so ironically, the full show is going to be on YouTube for free and with a free month for HonorClub subscribers. I still would’ve skipped Zero Hour no matter what for the fact it’s always free on YouTube, and in this particular case, there were no real stakes. Not even that $50K match. And yes, I skipped Conglomeration obviously beating Premier Athletes, Premier Athletes never win. The “Holo.grm” program having problems was an interesting detail, I wonder if we get a classic “Who’s the real one?” scenario.
And while I skipped “The Swirl” VS The Kingdom, that really was a great tag match, especially as Kingdom’s return to ROH (or at all, really). I feel like Blake talking smack on Lethal over not getting the Six Man Titles is somehow going to compel Lethal to try for those titles. But the thing is, this is long after the fumbled fall of Team Triple J. Jeff Jarrett was supposed to have a retirement tour, he and Lethal got mad at Sonjay Dutt for honestly nothing serious, and then here Lethal is back in ROH. It’s a bit of a mess, really.
Great stuff in the story of The Sons of Texas, and I could just feel that it’d go this way. Great Six Man title match, and great win for STP to finally have things. And it sets things up for Sammy to betray the Von Erichs on multiple levels. Sammy teasing Jericho’s return but then bringing out Rush was a genius move, it was truly outta nowhere. Rush and Sammy probably needed more time to work out chemistry, but they still made it work with Outrunners. Obviously Sammy & Rush won, and then they and Dralistico beat up the Von Erichs. The Von Erichs probably needed to realize they got beat down, they don’t get up until cameras cut, perhaps another reason they need more time to polish their skills.
Thankfully, we FINALLY get ROH Women’s Pure Championship progress. Aminata VS Taya was a great match, even with the mishap of not knowing the time limit, but Aminata still finished it in ten and advances. I feel like she and Serena Deeb are destined to meet in the finals, though that means Aminata likely also gets through Deonna next round. Awesome stuff in the Men’s Pure Championship match, both Lee and Xelhua have incredible imagination when it comes to their technical/submission holds. But do these matches really need a 60 minute time limit? They didn’t get to 20, they should make these matches 30 at most to add to the drama. Lee winning was the right move to go with STP dominating ROH.
Great stuff from QT VS PWH, but I guess they stuck to the narrative that PWH has nothing to do with wrestling while he’s Progress Wrestling Proteus Champion as I’ve been pointing out for weeks. But whatever, that story was still well done, and PWH really went the extra mile for this match. I had a feeling QT would win, but I also like the touch that QT found some respect for PWH through this fight. And of course, awesome stuff in the “double main event” of both world title matches. Bandido VS Hechicero was very technical, similar to Lee VS Xelhua, but we also got classic lucha libre acrobatics. A great win for Bandido over Hechicero, no idea who is next for him, but they’ll get a great match out of Bandido, too.
Athena VS Mina as THE main event was a great choice, and it was fun for Meanie to make that appearance just to get bullied. As I’d been saying, Athena not winning the AEW Women’s World title had to mean she was holding onto this world title to get past 1000 days. Mina still has the ROH Women’s TV title, albeit interim, and she can have a great string of defenses while Red Velvet is on the mend. As for Athena, her reign is going to continue for a long time, because I can’t tell who there is to challenge her. They might need to figure out how to build someone to do that, since it doesn’t seem to be Billie anymore.
My Score: 9.3/10
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Ain’t Nobody Safe!
After costing Dion Lennox, Saquon Shugars looks to redeem himself by taking the NXT North American Championship from Myles Borne!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- NXT North American Championship: Myles Borne VS Saquon Shugars w/ DarkState; Myles wins and retains the title.
- EK Prosper &
Dorian Van DuxSean Legacy VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright; Prosper & Legacy win. - Lizzy Rain VS Nikkita Lyons; Lizzy wins.
- Kelani Jordan VS Wren Sinclair w/ Kendal Grey; Kelani wins.
- Ricky Saints VS Shiloh Hill; Shiloh wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Robert Stone talks with Shawn Michaels & Matt Bloom.
The NXT General Manager is with the heads of NXT management and wants to get right to the point. Ethan Page, Joe Hendry, Fatal Influence, Sol Ruca, Blake Monroe, and even Ricky Saints, all called up to Raw and SmackDown to make an impact there. Those are big shoes to fill, though, and Stone’s phone has been blowing up from all the talent. But he thinks it is time for some fresh faces, maybe even from Evolve and LFG. Bloom says they have a great crop of international talent looking for their chance. HBK says they’ve done what NXT does, they’ve been through this before many times. Now, Stone can put names on cards, put pictures on the board, and continue to take calls.
Or… He can throw a stick of dynamite into the locker rooms and see who runs out. Stone likes that bold approach. Things are about to change drastically, but who will show up while the others blow up?
NXT North American Championship: Myles Borne VS Saquon Shugars w/ DarkState!
Speaking of, we just saw Myles overcome a member of DarkState when he defeated Dion Lennox, but admittedly, The Sugar Man muddied the waters on that. But will it be clear that Myles will #NeverBreak? Or can Saquon redeem himself by taking this title for himself?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if nobody’s safe!
The bell rings and Saquon runs up! Myles dodges then fires hands! The fans rally for Myles as he UPPERCUTS again and again! Saquon flounders, but then he YANKS Myles! Myles stops from hitting ropes, but Saquon gets around for the NECK JACKER! Myles goes to a corner, Saquon runs up again, but Myles dodges again! Saquon tumbles off buckles, and Myles kicks him low. Myles reels Saquon in for the X-PLEX! The fans rally as Myles then deadlift GUT WRENCH PLEXES! Saquon tumbles again while the fans fire up. Myles storms up but Saquon BOOTS him! Saquon runs, but into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Saquon bails out and DarkState regroups.
But wait! Myles goes AIR BORNE! Down go Saquon & Osiris while the fans fire up! Myles puts Saquon in, but Cutler drags him out! Myles ROCKS Cutler, then he CHOPS Saquon! Myles ROCKS and whips but Saquon avoids the dropkick! Saquon grins and runs up to RAM Myles! Saquon climbs up, he rains down fists, but Myles carries him away! Atomic drop! And LARIAT! Then a wrench and hook, but Saquon hooks the ropes! Saquon turns things around on Myles to backslide him onto ropes! A unique hotshot to say the least, and then Saquon goes up, out, around, and he YANKS Myles into the crossbar!
The fans boo but Saquon skins the cat. Myles sputters, Saquon WRECKS him with a dropkick! Saquon wants after Myles but the ref backs him off! Saquon says screw that, and he goes up onto the desk! Saquon soaks up the heat while NXT goes picture in picture.
The ref checks Myles as he sputters, that crossbar he hit was exposed steel! Saquon still stands Myles up to SMACK him off the desk! Saquon drags Myles up and puts him in the ring for a KNEE DROP! Myles coughs and sputters again, but Saquon lines up another KNEE DROP! Saquon stalks Myles, brings him around, and JUMPING KNEE DROPS! Cover, TWO! Myles toughs it out but Saquon stays focused. Saquon drags Myles up, kicks him to a corner, then stomps a mudhole into him! The ref counts, Saquon stops at 4, and Myles sputters as he leans against the ropes. Saquon storms up but Myles fires body shots!
Saquon CLUBS Myles , turns him, but Myles turns neckbreaker into O’Conner Roll! TWO, and Saquon has the legs to drag Myles under the ropes! ROPE GUILLOTINE! Myles again sputters and coughs while Saquon looms over him. Saquond rags Myles to a cover, TWO! Myles tough sit out but Saquon clamps on with a chinlock. Myles endures, fights around, but Saquon KNEES him in the back! Myles goes to the apron, Saquon storms up, and Saquon ROCKS Myles with a right! Saquon turns Myles around, CLUBS away on his chest, then stops as the ref counts. Myles RAMS into Saquon, and NXT returns to single picture as Myles slingshots to sunset flip!
The fans rally and even duel as Saquon flails to stay up! Saquon breaks free, but Myles avoids the knee drop! Saquon hurries to headlock but Myles powers up, out, then drops down. Saquon hurdles over the backdrop, but turns around into a HIP TOSS! Myles still coughs, and Saquon UPPERCUTS him! Saquon KNEES Myles in the back and Myles is on the ropes! Saquon runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Then slingshot LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Saquon clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Myles down. The fans rally while Dion coaches Saquon on the squeeze. Myles fights up, but Saquon wrangles him again! Saquon adds a top wristlock into the hold!
The fans rally again and Myles fights back up. Myles fires body shots, then he runs up in the corner, but Saquon puts him up top! Saquon ENZIGIRIS, then mocks the fans cheering Myles. Saquon climbs up, he neck wrenches Myles, then goes to the very top! The fans rally as Saquon stands Myles up for a SUPER DUPER- CROSSBODY COUNTER!! Cover, TWO!! Saquon survives Myles turning this around and the fans fire up! The fans rally as both men rise, and Myles hobbles his way over to Saquon. But Saquon fights the dragon sleeper to victory roll! TWO, Myles has it, TWO! DROP- NO! Saquon blocks the kick, but Myles twists for a cradle, TWO!
Saquon hits a headlock takeover, Myles headscissors, but Saquon pushes to a jackknife bridge, TWO as Myles bridges up! Myles spins things to a backslide, TWO! Myles reels Saquon in, dodges the lariat, but Saquon UP KICKS while he skins the cat! But Myles DROPKICKS a mile high! The fans fire up as Saquon flops down! The fans fire up as Myles LARIATS again and again! Then EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Myles is all fire dup, kick and FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, and now Dion gets on the apron! Myles swings on him but Dion gets back. Saquon clinches, EXPLODING NORTHERN LIGHTS!
Saquon rolls through to basement DROPKICK! Myles tumbles out, but DarkState argues with the ref? Saquon isn’t sure why, but that’s because Dion has a chair! Saquon shouts at him, “What’re you doing?! I’m trying to win!” The ref spots them both with the chair, and then Myles SHOVES Saquon into Dion! Then BACKDROP for Saquon! Myles SHOVES Dion into the steel steps! Myles slingshots for a BORNE AGAIN!! Cover, Myles wins!
Winner: Myles Borne, by pinfall (still NXT North American Champion)
Just as Saquon tried last week, Dion tried to put the fix in, and it all backfires! What is it going to take for DarkState to get back on the same page? As for Myles, Evolve’s Tristan Angels is here! And he tells Myles congratulations on another successful defense. It truly is very impressive. Now, if you’d allow him to introduce himself, he is Mr. England, Tristan Angels! The fans boo but he tells them, “Order, order! Do not let my good looks have you fooled. For I am here today as a courtesy to let you and all these people know that you will be seeing much, much more of Tristan Angels on NXT from here on out!”
Angels lives- OH NO, KAM HENDRIX ATTACKS! The fans boo as Kam gives Myles the KAMERA SHOT! Kam says he is about that action! NXT is now HIS show, because it’s showtime! Well, the opening left by the call-ups is already being filled, but who will prove they’re not just ready to Evolve, but to reign?
Wren Sinclair & Kendal Grey talk backstage.
The Women’s Speed Champion says first it was Kali Armstrong and Lizzy Rain, and now there’s Tristan Angels and Kam Hendrix! It’s all happening so fast! Kendal says yeah, but good thing for Wren is she’s built for Speed, right? Incoming new talents and she’s no longer the new kid on the block anymore. Kelani Jordan walks in and Kendal asks if she’s good. No, she’s not good. She’s staring at someone who got a two-part Chronicle when she doesn’t deserve it, and someone who has had multiple shots at THE NXT Women’s Championship when Lani hasn’t even gotten one! Not to mention, LANI tapped out Lola Vice, something not even Kendal could do. Lani is the one to beat!
Kendal asks about what happened when she faced Lola again. Oh, that’s right! Lani’s ass got knocked out in the Underground! Even though Kendal didn’t win at Stand & Deliver, she also didn’t get pinned, so she deserves her shot at Lola. Lani sighs and says oh, Wren, clueless as always. They both need to realize there are no such things as friends in NXT! Kendal will turn on Wren just like Charlie did. Oh? How about instead of worrying about the NXT Women’s Champion, you worry about this women’s champion? Lani says okay, they can face off, and Wren doesn’t even have to put up the title. Lani will settle for embarrassing Wren in front of Kendal, who better be ringside to watch.
Lani leaves, Kendal says Lani is just crazy. But will the Standout stand tall over Wren as she aims for Lola?
Tony D’Angelo is here!
The fans cheer as THE NXT Champion makes his way to the ring, stoic and stone faced as usual. He already has a mic to say, “Now the more this place changes, the more it stays the same. And there’s only one thing that’s for certain in NXT, and that’s competitors, they come and go. But ever since I got into this building, I have been the constant. And now that I have this title, there isn’t a man on this roster who is tough enough to kick me off of this mountain!” The fans cheer for that, and Tony says that includes whoever sent him the little box last week. Some fans already ask, “What’s in the box~?!”
Tony says there are competitors from LFG and Evolve jumping Myles Borne, European talents stepping up, Keanu Carver side-eyeing him, but Tony’s more curious about that box. Now Tony ain’t stupid, he knows that wasn’t a gift. That was a warning. Wait! The lights go out! Then a blacklight turns out, and from the stage, a man in a hooded jacket walks down the ramp. The man steps into the ring, and the fans chant “EVIL! EVIL!” The man hands Tony a scroll, then reveals, it IS the former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Evil! The scroll is actually a shirt, and on it is simply the kanji for war. Evil has made his declaration, but when and where will these two battle?
But wait, someone else is trying a sneak attack! Tony is quick to dodge, but then that man clinches and BELLY2BELLY! WAIT! That’s Tavion Heights! Tavion says he ain’t asking no more, he’s taking! He is after everything he deserves, and he deserves it all! But hold on, someone is adding insult to injury! MOONSAULT off the top rope! The fans here know him, but will the entire WWE Universe soon learn what is going on?
Shiloh Hill & Tatum Paxley are… somewhere in the woods…
And they’re looking down in a grave they dug. Tatum says, “Here lies the final resting ground for Blake Monroe here in NXT. May the cold darkness engulf her glamorous and narcissistic ways.” Shiloh likes those last words. Tatum says she didn’t want to do it, but Blake made her! Tatum had to end it! At least now they don’t have to hear Blake’s voice. Well, they don’t call it soundproof foam for nothing. RIGHT, BLAKE?! HAHA! But seriously, hopefully Blake’s soul finds peace wherever it winds up. Tatum says in a funny way, she does, too. It’s just… She feels like something comes over her when it comes to this title. Like she goes into survival mode.
Shiloh sits with Tatum and says that makes sense. Sometimes, when we work so hard for things, it feels like they become part of us. And when that thing is threatened, it feels like you’re threatened. Plus, Tatum is the kind of person who forms really strong attachments to things and people. That’s what makes her so fun to be around. Tatum says she never thought of it like that. She’ll figure it out later, but as for Shiloh, he has a big match with Saints! Yeah, he’s so excited! Biggest moment of his life! He’s watched every Ricky Saints match the past six months, even made a simulator to study how Saints strings his moves together. Wow, so cool!
Yeah, but it’s sad, though. It got super realistic, and now the virtual Ricky is a little lonely… But at least now, Shiloh knows what to do to win. But speaking of, he’d love to enjoy this scene… Tatum understands, he can go. Shiloh will kill it. No offense to the deceased here. Tatum says she’ll rest here a bit first. Tatum reclines back, holding her title tight. Will anyone ever stop #TuesdayAddams and her reign? Will #ToothlessAggression give the Absolute a proper sendoff before Saints goes to SmackDown?
EK Prosper & Dorian Van Dux VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright!
The Disrespectfully Athletic was definitely disrespected when the entirety of Birthright made sure Lexis King would reign as WWE Speed Champion. And the Muscles from Brussels stepped up to help EK step up to these entitled brats in a 2v2 situation. But before the match, the Drama King himself gets a mic so he can speak. “Hey, there’s no such thing as a slow news day when you are the Fastest Man Alive! And I do have some news to share with y’all, some terrible, terrible news. And y’know, I just wanted to come out here and cheer on my brothers, because they were gonna put on a tag team classic that only generational talent can do.
“But unfortunately for EK, he’s gonna have to prosper all on his own tonight! Because his Belgian bud suffered from a little accident.” They cue up footage, and it was Arianna Grace selfie video vlogging BIRTHRIGHT BEATING DVD UP! Oh no~! The fans boo as they don’t even try to hide what they did! EK makes his entrance and he rushes the ring! EK dodges Lexis, SUPERKICKS Stacks, fires hands on Charlie & Uriah, then SUPERKICKS Lexis! But it’s still a numbers game! WAIT! Sean Legacy is here! #SuperSean rushes the ring to throw hands on Birthright! Things are evening out now, and they TOSS Birthright out! Then they SLIDE Stacks onto the pile!
The fans fire up as legacy is 100% and ready to roll! The ref slides in, and as they say, card subject to change! Birthright is riled up so they’re more than willing to take this fight! Will Prosper & Legacy make sure Birthright gets what they deserve?
EK Prosper & Sean Legacy VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright!
Stacks rushes in, the bell rings, and Sean dodges to headlock. Stacks powers up and out, Legacy rolls through the hip toss, then trips Stacks up for a DOUBLE STOMP! And DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Legacy and he whips Stacks to ropes. Uriah sneaks the tag, Stacks sunset flips but Legacy stays up. But then Legacy lets himself roll back to avoid Uriah’s lariat! Legacy blocks Uriah’s kick, hands it to Stacks, then he SUPERKICKS Stacks! Then a GERMAN SUPLEX for Uriah! The fans fire up as Legacy stands Uriah up, CHOPS him, and CHOPS again! Uriah sputters but Legacy snapmares for a KICK to the back! Cover, TWO!
Legacy keeps Uriah from his corner, brings him over to EK and EK tags in. EK goes up, up, and DOUBLE STOMPS Uriah on the back! The fans fire up as EK headlocks but Uriah powers out. Stacks tags in, they drop down and hurdle, but EK ducks the double lariat to NO HAND HANDSPRING! Birthright dodges, but EK comes back to DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with EK, and he runs up on Uriah. Uriah puts him on the apron, Stacks trips EK up, and EK hits apron! Uriah BLASTS legacy , then he DIVES! Down goes EK, and then Stacks PLANCHAS! The fans boo but Birthright proves they can fly! They also stand tall while NXT goes to break.
NXT returns as the fans rally for Legacy, but Uriah drags him up. Uriah stomps Legacy back down, kicks him around, and talks trash while he does. Uriah then stands Legacy up to CHOP! Uriah runs up, Legacy puts him on the apron, but Uriah ROCKS him! Uriah goes up but Legacy GAMANGIRIS! The fans rally as Legacy climbs, but Uriah fires body shots! Uriah goes up, calls his shot, but Legacy SUPER BACKDROPS him! Then QUEBRADA into the SAVING GRACE! Both men are down but the fans fire up again! Legacy and Uriah crawl, hot tags to Stacks and EK! The fans fire up as Prosper somersaults to NECKBREAKER DROP Stacks!
EK dodges Uriah to ENZIGIRI! Then he runs up on Stacks, blocks a boot, and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up as EK wrenches Uriah, kicks off Stacks, TORNADO DDT on Uriah! EK gets moving, springboard to DOUBLE QUEBRADA! Then a MICHINOKU DRIVER on Stacks! Uriah SUPERKICKS the cover apart! Legacy BOOTS Uriah! Stacks ENZIGIRIS Legacy! Stacks catches EK to a waistlock, they go to the ropes, and Uriah tags in before EK can buck the O’Conner! Stacks sends EK back into the corner for a GAMANGIRI! Then FLATLINER! Uriah is up top, SWANTON BOMB! Cover, Legacy DOUBLE STOMPS it apart!
The fans fire up but Stacks is on Legacy! “This is Awesome!” as Stacks whips but Legacy stops himself. Legacy DUMPS Stacks out, then runs up on Uriah. Uriah dodges to SUPERKICK! Legacy tumbles out, Uriah builds speed, but Legacy is back! Stacks tags in before the SPANISH FLY! EK SHINING WIZARDS Stacks! EK then goes up, up, and Legacy tags in! MOONSAULT onto Stacks! Legacy hauls Stacks up, for SHAMBLES!! Cover, Legacy & Prosper win!
Winners: EK Prosper & Sean Legacy, by pinfall
But then Birthright attacks, the sore losers! The fans boo but it is a 4v2 mugging! Lexis has them set EK up while Stacks holds Legacy back. Lexis throws hands, but wait! TATE WILDER is here?! And he goes up, up, and away with a DOUBLE MISSLE DROPKICK! The Modern Day Cowboy then SLINGBLADES Lexis! Wilder fires off hands, then he TOSSES Stacks! Legacy has Dempsey while Wilder DOUBLE SHOOTING STAR ATTACKS Birthright on the outside! Legacy TOSSES Dempsey, Lexis scrambles around, and security rushes out here before this gets any wilder than it already is! But has Birthright found out they can’t just do what they want when they want?
The women’s locker room is buzzing.
Thea Hail wonders with all the faces we’re seeing for the men, and with Fatal Influence on SmackDown, will some new ladies show up? Jaida Parker says NXT is literally anyone’s for the taking, so who knows. Meanwhile, Kali Armstrong walks in and asks why everyone’s worried. Jaida says they’re not worried, they’re just unsure. Kali says oh, Jaida Parker is scared of a little competition. What was that? Kali says Jaida is scared! Oh, okay, that’s what Jaida thought she said. But Jaida ain’t ever scared, so Kali better tread lightly. Or what?! Thea says she wouldn’t do that, Kali. Uh, ain’t nobody asked you!
Kali says that’s the problem with the NXT Women’s Division. Kali is gonna be THE difference maker up in here! And if that has to start with checking Jaida, then so be it. Jaida says okay, we’re having none of that. Jaida stands up, Kali steps up, but the rest of the women step in so this doesn’t get physical. But to the point, with all this change, who pulls ahead as the new alpha female of NXT?
Shawn Michaels speaks.
“WWE NXT will soon be available in one place. NXT PLEs will air exclusively on CW starting this summer. All your favorite NXT superstars, the heart pounding action, will be available in one place, and that is only right here on the CW.” HBK drops a big news bomb, but how hot will this summer be now that the CW IS N X T?
Robert Stone talks with Tate Wilder backstage.
Suit Man Stone tells Tate he is “throwing caution to the wind, you look fired up.” They shake hands as Wilder says heck yeah, he’s fired up! Time to let him loose! Then welcome to NXT. Wilder heads out, Lola steps in, and Lola says if Izzi Dame wants to play games, them Lola is about to knock her ass out! The NXT Women’s Champion goes right to gorilla and makes her entrance! The fans cheer as the Mayor of Vice City goes right to the ring, grabs a mic, and tells Izzi, “Last week, you said The Culling was always two steps ahead. You blindsided me, and you think you did your big one. You think you had your moment.”
But Izzi, Lola feels sorry for you! Because Izzi can’t do anything on her own, and the moment she does, she is getting knocked out! Lola is here in this ring, no waiting, no hiding, and she wants Izzi to come out here so everyone can see what Lola’s about to do to her! The fans cheer, and Lola says she already told us she was gonna be the realest champion this place has ever seen! No excuses, just a straight up fight! So Izzi, mama, show her what you got! But Shawn Spears responds on the tron. “Hola, Lola. You really didn’t think this through, did you? Especially after what happened last week. But listen, champ, some free advice.
“If you’re looking to hang on to your NXT Women’s Championship, then you need to stay one step ahead, just like The Culling always is. One. Step. Ahead.” And yes, The Culling is now in the ring behind Lola! Lola says oh, looks like they got her again. Or did they? MR. IGUANA slides out from under the ring, La Yesca in mouth! The fans fire up as Iguana SMACKS Niko with Yesca, then throws her to Izzi! Izzi freaks out while Lola SOBATS Niko! Then SUPERKICK! Iguana RANAS Niko while Lola ROUNDHOUSES Izzi! The Culling is scurrying away as THE AAA Mixed Tag Team Champions are here! Will this dynamic duo teach The Culling a thing or two?
DarkState regroups.
Osiris tries to keep Dion calm, but Saquon is heated. What were they doing?! Is this what Dion wanted? Dion must be real happy now, huh? Dion says no, he was genuinely trying to help out. Saquon says he didn’t need it, fool! Just cuz Dion couldn’t get the job done last week… Oh, now Saquon’s making this personal? Saquon can’t seriously believe Dion would cost him gold on purpose! Saquon says he doesn’t know what to believe, Dion has been acting real weird as of late! Dion says don’t act like Dion never put Saquon on game. Dion gave Saquon HIS tag title, didn’t he? Oh, yeah, a participation trophy, real nice!
Cutler shouts at them both to shut up! They did it Dion’s way, they did it Saquon’s way, and it didn’t work out! Just give it up! Osiris says Dion & Saquon need to get their heads out their asses, that’s why they’re dropping the ball. Now, here’s a new plan. The first gold was tag gold, so let’s go get that back. Cutler & Osiris head out, Dion & Saquon cool off. Will starting from square one be just the thing for DarkState to survive?
Lizzy Rain VS Nikkita Lyons!
The newest star of NXT and the lover of all things heavy metal makes her entrance as she says, “Scream for me, NXT! Lizzy Rain is bringing heavy metal tonight! And the world is about to find out that Lizzy Rain and heavy metal will never, ever DIE!” The fans cheer the rock ‘n’ roll, but Lizzy is going up against #BigKatKita and her love of hip hop. Will this battle of the genres turn out alright for Lizzy? Or will she fail to top the charts in her debut?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two tie up, go around, and Lyons KNEES low. Lyons THROWS Lizzy by her hair, then swaggers, only for Lizzy to kip up! The fans cheer as Lizzy dodges then THROWS Lyons by her mane! Lizzy runs up to CHOP, then she reels Lyons in. Lyons fights the suplex wrench and BODY BLOW! Lizzy dodges the lariat to springboard and BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up as Lizzy ELBOWS in the corner, then goes up, up, and BOOTS! Lizzy leaps, but Lyons catches her! Lyons grins, swings, and SLAMS Lizzy down! Lizzy sputters, Lyons roars, HEEL KICK!! Lyons rains down forearms!
The fans are torn but then Lyons YAM SLAMS! Lizzy sputters away but the fans rally up. Lyons runs in at the corner, JUMP PUNCH! Lyons then tells Lizzy that if she wants to head bang, let’s head bang! Lyons dribbles Lizzy’s head off buckles! The ref counts, Lyons mocks the rockstar, but Lizzy CHOPS! Lyons BODY BLOWS, then she SCRAPES Lizzy’s face off ropes! The fans cheer, “Make It Rain!” Lyons says shut up! But Lizzy CHOPS Lyons’ leg! Lyons CHOPS Lizzy, KICKS her down, then covers, TWO! Lyons is frustrated but she clamps on with a half nelson, then the COBRA CLUTCH! The fans rally as Lizzy endures.
Lizzy fights up, but Lyons ripcords. Lyons swings but Lizzy ducks, to then BOOT Lyons away! Lizzy ducks a heel kick, but then so does Lyons! But Lizzy comes back with the ROUNDHOUSE! Lyons sputters and flounders, but Lizzy LARIATS! And LARIATS! Then the Matrix bridge for the CUTTER! The fans fire up with Lizzy, and she’s ready to rock! CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Fans chant along, “MAKE, IT, RAIN!” MACHINE GUN CHOPS!! Lizzy then fireman’s carries, but Lyons fights free! THRUST KICK! Lizzy staggers, Lyons scoops, and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally for Lizzy but Lyons drags her to a drop zone. Lyons stomps Lizzy, then she goes up the corner. VADER BOMB FLOPS as Lizzy moves! The fans fire up again, and Lizzy goes up and over, somersaults, then LEAPING HEADBUTTS! Now that’s head banging! Lizzy fires up again, then runs up, THUNDER STRUCK!! Cover, Lizzy wins!
Winner: Lizzy Rain, by pinfall
Lizzy rocked the house and the fans are loving it! But will it be long before Lizzy reigns in NXT?
Myles Borne and Tavion Heights talk backstage.
Myles asks what the heck was that! Which part? Myles getting dropped by Kam Hendrix or Tavion dropping Tony D? Myles says he will handle Kam, but he wants to know why Tavion attacked Tony. Uh, that’s Tavion getting his opportunity! That’s him kicking down the door. But that’s not like Tavion. Oh, so Tavion can’t shine with Myles? The spotlight ain’t big enough for the both of them? As if it wasn’t exactly the same thing Myles did to Ethan. But no, now that Myles has a title, he’s gonna act different. Myles says let’s not do that. What he’s saying is, that caught him by surprise. But Tavion is right, NXT is prime for the taking. There are guys coming from all over!
Like that Tristan Angels guy, Kam Hendrix, and that big guy hitting a moonsault! Tavion says add him to the list, champ. Tavion heads out, but Keanu steps in. Keanu says he told Tony, and now he tells Myles, this place is full of sharks, and they’re circling. And you are looking at the Great White. Keanu heads back out, will Myles have to watch his back from now on?
Vanity Project meets up backstage.
Jackson Drake says, “Beep, beep, beep, beep, birthday alert!” Drake pats Ricky Smokes on the shoulder and Smokes says thanks, guys. But just so they know, Drake says things are looking up. And not just cuz Miss Micah’s tall, heh heh. Brad Baylor says yeah, the reality of it is, NXT is changing. Everyone knows Smokes & Brad have the tag division on lock, so now it is Drake’s chance to stand out. For real! New people jumping railings, out of the sky, dudes offering gifts for title shots?! What?! Drake says now he has Micah. Ever since last week, he just feels he’s on top of the world! No one can touch them! He can take on anything! He’s in there like swimwear!
But then Jasper Troy steps in. The MonStar says, “Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Jackson, you’ve got a wide mouth, but not much to show for it. Luckily, your boys have these tag titles. You’re focused on dating apps, you should be focused on gold.” Drake asks what Troy just said, and Troy says someone just got rage baited. If he wants a date so bad, Drake VS Troy in the ring, next week. Troy leaves, Swipe Right says chill. But will Dr. Thirst be able to take a bite out of big bad Troy? Or will Drake be the one facing heartbreak while Troy heads for a title?
Kelani Jordan VS Wren Sinclair w/ Kendal Grey!
The Standout continues to mouth off, but she’s also ready to throw down! Will she score a win on the WWE Women’s Speed Champion? Or will the #WrenQCC prove they’re ready for bigger and better?
NXT returns as Wren makes her entrance, Kendal following. The bell rings and the two tie up, Lani waistlocks and SLAMS Wren down, then floats all over her. Lani rear mounts, then talks trash by saying she knows how to wrestle, too. They tie up again, but now Wren waistlocks. Wren half nelsons Lani, spins her, but Lani powers out of the cravat. Lani runs up, goes for a roll-up, but Wren sits on it! TWO and Lani sunset flips it! TWO and Wren sits on the cover, ONE! Wren runs back up but into a shove! Lani talks trash, but Wren TACKLES Lani! Wren then turns Lani over, hooks up the legs, and scissors a leg for a modified toehold!
The fans rally as Lani endures, but Lani reaches back to headlock. Wren slips free to hammerlock, but Lani fights to her feet. Lani ELBOWS free, then headlocks. Lani hits the takeover, but Wren powers her way tot he headscissors. The fans rally but Lani kips up, only for Wren to wrangle her back down! Lani kips free again, cartwheels, but ends up back in the headscissor hold! Lani kips up again, but is brought right back down! Lani flips over, has Wren’s leg, but Wren floats to a headlock. Lani fights up again, powers out, but Wren RUNS her over! Things keep moving, Lani drops down then hurdles over, only for Wren to catch Lani to a cover, TWO! Lani has Wren again, TWO!
Both women scramble up, Lani dodges to slingshot arm-drag! Wren staggers up into a DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Lani is frustrated, but she brings Wren up to CLUB her down! And CLUB her again! Lani bumps Wren off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, but the ref counts. Lani stops at 4 and Kendal coaches Wren. Lani storms back up but Wren BODY BLOWS! Lani CLUBS Wren down for that, then stands her up. Lani goes to buckle bump but Wren blocks! Wren ELBOWS Lani, then whips Lani to ropes. Lani reverses, Wren RUNS her over, then things keep moving! Basement BULLDOG! Cover, TWO!
Lani stays in this but Wren stays focused. The fans rally as Wren runs up in the corner, but Lani dodges! Lani comes back, but she blocks boots to put Wren int he ropes! Lani CLUBS Wren, then goes up, but Wren avoids the guillotine leg drop! Wren ROCKS Lani, then SOBATS! Lani tumbles to the floor, Wren takes aim, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! The fans fire up for Wren but she hobbles as she stands back up. Wren says she’s fine but we’ll see, as NXT goes picture in picture.
Wren hobbles after Lani, drags her up, and puts her in the ring. Wren rolls in, then runs to tilt-o-whirl and IRON OCTOPUS! Lani endures as Wren pulls on the arm! Lani manages to power her way through and dump Wren, but Wren sunset flips it! TWO, and Lani goes to a corner. Wren storms up, whips corner to corner, but Lani reverses. Wren goes up, but Lani blocks the over to THROW Wren down! Wren writhes and clutches her knee, but Lani pushes her down. Lani stomps away on the bad leg, then DDTS the foot! Wren writhes more but Lani steps on her leg. Lani puts Wren’s leg on the ropes to stand on it again!
The ref counts, Lani stops at 4, then stalks Wren. Lani drags Wren around, hooks the leg up, and SNAP LOCKS it! Wren writhes again but Lani just soaks up the heat. Lani drags Wren around, steps through, and has a standing toehold! Lani endures, keeps her shoulders up, and Kendal coaches her. Wren moves around, kicks at Lani with the free leg, and kicks her way free! Lani hurries back but Wren BODY BLOWS! And BODY BLOWS! And BODY BLOWS again! Lani sputters but Wren whips her to ropes. Lani reverses to kick the bad leg out! Lani then drags Wren back up for a SHIN BREAKER! Wren falls and writhes while Lani soaks up more heat.
Lani drags Wren, snapmares, and she twists the bad leg. Wren endures as she moves around again, and NXT returns to single picture. Lani keeps on the toehold but Wren kicks and kicks and kicks free again! Wren then catches Lani to a cradle, TWO! Lani pulls Wren’s hair, lifts, but Wren sunset flips! TWO, and Lani CHOP BLOCKS the leg! Wren writhes again but Lani doesn’t stop. Lani steps over on the bad leg, but Wren BOOTS her out of the ring! Wren hobbles but Lani is back! Wren jumps the chop block to CHOP Lani! And CHOP again! The fans fire up as Wren DOUBLE CHOPS! And LARIATS! Then she dodges a shot to LARIAT Lani again!
The fans fire up with Wren as she shakes the bad leg out. Wren runs up in the corner to SPLASH! Then BUTTERFLY PLEX! Cover, TWO! Lani survives but the fans cheer on “WREN Q C C! WREN Q C C!” Wren underhooks again but Lani blocks! Lani wrenches out, kicks the bad leg, then brings Wren up again. Lani wrenches and fireman’s carries, but Wren slips free! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Wren flounders but Lani runs up! Wren DUMPS Lani to the apron! Lani KICKS the bad leg again! The fans boo but Lani slingshots for the CUTTER! Wren sputters but Lani goes up the corner! Lani aims for the FROG SPLASH but onto knees! Cover, TWO!
Lani survives the turnaround but Wren hurries to get the arm! FINAL WRENCH!! But Wren’s bad leg won’t let her bridge! Lani is up, and she wrenches Wren into the ANGLE SLAM! Then Lani puts Wren in the drop zone for her ONE OF A KIND SAULT! Cover, Lani wins!
Winner: Kelani Jordan, by pinfall
The Standout took advantage of Wren having one leg to stand on, and now she stands tall. Will Lani make it clear that she gets next when it comes to the title opportunities?
Zaria speaks.
Looking at the burning wreckage that was Sol Ruca’s ship, “Much like a wave, you were a thing of beauty from a distance. But up close, you were drowning me until I finally opened my eyes and remembered who I am.” The vision of Sol fades dithers away, and Zaria says she doesn’t make compromises, she doesn’t let anyone extinguish her. She burned through the tide until Sol was evaporated. And now that Sol is gone, all she sees is the path forward. Zaria will scorch everyone and everything in her way! The Agent of Change is ready to change the landscape, but will she truly shape NXT in her image?
Ricky Saints VS Shiloh Hill!
While the Absolute is already advertised for SmackDown, he has a score to settle here in NXT. Granted, Ricky’s been the one talking down to Shiloh, and was the one who wanted to tip the scales in Ethan Page’s favor against Tony D, only for Shiloh to stand up to him. Will Saints get one last win on his way out? Or will NXT now belong to #ToothlessAggression?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, but then Saints CLUBS Shiloh while he’s not looking! Saints fires off, then CHOPS and ROCKS Shiloh in the corner. Saints stomps away, but he stops as the ref counts. The fans rally for Shiloh and he fires hands! Saints KNEES low, bumps Shiloh off buckles, but then Shiloh turns things around! DOUBLE CHOP! Saints is stinging but Shiloh whips. Saints reverses and ELBOWS Shiloh down! Saints stomps Shiloh, drags him up, and ELBOWS him! Saints brings Shiloh up but Shiloh fires body shots and haymakers! Shiloh blocks a kick, ducks the enzigiri, and he deadlifts Saints onto the ropes!
Shiloh CLUBS away on Saints’ back, then he winds up to DOUBLE CHOP! The fans cheer as Shiloh KNEE LIFTS Saints to the floor! Shiloh goes out after Saints, brings him up, and CLUBS him again. Shiloh whips but Saints tiger feints on the apron to kick Shiloh down! Saints strikes a pose, but Shiloh crawls under the ring! Saints goes to fetch Shiloh, stomps at him, but then yanks out… a dummy?! Shiloh made a double of himself, and Shiloh CANNONBALLS from the steps! The fans fire up for the unorthodox genius, and he shakes hands with his dummy. Shiloh cradles and dances with his dummy while NXT goes picture in picture.
Shiloh carries his dummy, perhaps nicknamed “Jason” given the mask it wears, and sits it on the barriers. Shiloh goes back for Saints, brings him up, and whips him at the ring again. Saints rolls in, staggers to his feet, and Shiloh scoops to SLAM! Then FIST DROP! Saints scrambles away, Shiloh runs up, but Saints FLAPJACK HOTSHOTS Shiloh down! Saints rains down fists fast, but stops so he can bring Shiloh up. Saints bumps Shiloh off buckles, CLUBS away, then ROCKS Shiloh with a forearm. The ref counts again but Saints snapmares Shiloh down for a JUMP KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO!
Saints is frustrated but he CLUBS Shiloh again. And ROCKS him with another forearm. Shiloh slumps against the ropes but Saints brings him to the corner. Shiloh fires back with body shots and haymakers, and he backs Saints down. Shiloh whips, Saints reverses, and Shiloh hits buckles! Saints hurries to stomp away on Shiloh in the corner! The ref counts, Saints stops, and he again snapmares Shiloh. Saints KICKS Shiloh in the back, then grabs the arms for a motorcycle stretch! Shiloh endures, reaches out, and fights up to his feet. Shiloh RAMS Saints into a corner, then fires off body shots! Shiloh RAMS into Saints, then whips corner to corner.
Shiloh runs up, but Saints dodges! Shiloh hits buckles again, and Saints runs to DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Shiloh survives but saints stays on him. They throw hands as NXT returns to single picture, and the fans rally behind Shiloh. Shiloh ROCKS and whips Saints, but Saints crossbodies, only for Shiloh to catch him! But Saints makes it a DDT! Cover, TWO! Shiloh survives and Saints grows frustrated. The fans rally up while Saints scuffs Shiloh. Saints kicks Shiloh, but Shiloh rises up. Saints reels Shiloh in, REVOLUTION- NO, Shiloh powers out of the DDT, then scoops to POWERSLAM! Both men are down but the fans fire up!
Shiloh rises up, Saints ROCKS him, but Shiloh just roars! the fans fire upas Shiloh DECKS Saints, DECKS him again, then scoops and DROPS him! Whip and scoop, TILT-O-WHIRL SLAM! Cover, TWO! Saints survives but Shiloh drags him up. Saints JAWBREAKERS free, but Shiloh HEADBUTTS in return! And then the IMPLDER SENTON but into a body scissors! Saints has the REAR NAKED CHOKE! Shiloh fights the scissors while the fans rally up, and Shiloh moves around. Saints is a backpack on Shiloh, but Shiloh swings Saints around to back suplex! Saints lands out, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and ABSOLUTE SPEARS! Cover, TWO!!
Shiloh survives and the fans cheer but Saints is furious! Saints fires a forearm, Shiloh fires back, and repeat. The fans rally and even duel as the shots keep going! Saints UPPERCUTS, Shiloh ROCKS Saints, repeat! Shiloh ROCKS, whips, and POP-UP FOREARMS! Saints is down, Shiloh hits the IMPLODER! Cover, TWO! Saints survives but Shiloh snarls. Shiloh goes to a corner, climbs up top, but Saints staggers around. He shoves the ref into the rope to trip Shiloh up! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Saints is wily as always. Saints goes up after Shiloh, brings him up to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Shiloh survives! Saints is frustrated, but he SLAPS Shiloh around. Saints brings Shiloh over to a corner, SLAPS and CLUBS him, then he goes up the ropes. Saints SMACKS Shiloh, and the fake tooth comes out! Saints goes Old School, but #ToothlessAggression has been activated! Shiloh BOOTS the ropes to trip Saints onto his absolute! Shiloh SHAKES the ropes to make it worse! Shiloh then BOOTS Saints down! Shiloh goes out, but Saints FLAPJACKS him off the steps! Then Saints reels Shiloh in, Canadian Rack, ROSHAMBEAUX on the floor! Saints puts Shiloh in, and he grabs a chair!
The fans boo but Saints doesn’t care, he’s head to SmackDown! The ref stops Saints from using the chair, and Shiloh ROCKS Saints! Drop toehold onto the chair! Then the WHISPER TO THE BEAST! Cover, Shiloh wins!!
Winner: Shiloh Hill, by pinfall
Whether or not the simulator prepared Shiloh for this exact fight, that training certainly paid off! Toothless and ruthless, will Shiloh soon find himself on top of NXT?
Tony D’Angelo meets with the heads of NXT.
The champion sits down with Stone, HBK, and Bloom. Tony says Keanu is right: The sharks are circling, and they got one on him. But y’know what? Tony loves the chaos! HBK says Tony won that title, Tony IS NXT Champion. Now, time for Tony to prove it. Damn right! LET’S EFFIN’ GO! HBK likes the fire as Tony D heads out, but just how chaotic will things get in this new chapter of the silver ‘n’ black era?
My Thoughts:
A great NXT, especially with them being much more… transparent, I suppose, on how they’re handling call-ups and the new names coming into NXT. For one, I really liked the chaotic nature of bringing such new names out. I’m rather surprised Tristan Angels is already making his NXT debut when he really only just started on Evolve (from what episodes have aired, anyway). Kam Hendrix making his move also went well, and while Evil and Tavion got the spotlight, they were very sneaky about having Will Kroos, formerly of Pro-Wrestling Noah and Progress Wrestling, show up here. And I like Tony’s character saying he welcomes it all. We could get some great stuff on the road to the next NXT PLE, which I believe is Great American Bash in July.
Speaking of which, the news about NXT being fully on CW here in the States is… interesting. I certainly would not have guessed PLEs would end up on TV through CW, and they absolutely better make sure they air at the same time on ALL CW stations nationwide. I am sick and tired of El Paso CW not airing NXT at the right time, I am NOT stomaching a late PLE. Moving on from that, the DarkState dysfunction continues to grow, and I like that Cutler & Osiris are the ones keeping order. If the group is meant to be four equal parts, then it’s about time because those two always felt secondary to both Dion and Saquon.
Very good promo from Vanity Project, and I oddly like that Drake is committed to Micah (formerly Bayley Matthews), that he likes her for her. Jackson Drake VS Jasper Troy is going to be a really good match, and I feel like Micah Matthews should get involved to become the female muscle to Vanity Project, like a modern day Chyna in DX. Really good stuff with Birthright and the formerly WWE ID/Evolve talent. I hope their “attack” on Dorian isn’t to cover up for an injury. Though, maybe he’s in LFG? I have seen various Evolve and WWE ID names in the trailer, but I don’t get all the playing around with kayfabe just to cover for who is on that show.
Either way, great tag win for Legacy & Prosper, and great spot for Wilder to debut as he backs them up. Maybe DVD is just fine, and now we can get an 8 Man Tag of Birthright VS Legacy, Prosper, Wilder & DVD. Very good match from Lizzy VS Lyons, and naturally Lizzy gets the win in her debut. Lizzy’s got a solid character and mic skills, but time will tell how quickly she rises up the rank. Very good promo from the women’s locker room, but there’s some irony to Thea worrying about new talent showing up when there were Evolve talent making cameos in that promo. Kali calling Jaida out is great stuff, that will be a great feud in the background of the title stories.
Speaking of which, very good promo from Lola with The Culling, and Iguana showing up was very well done. The Mixed Tag will be a great match, but win, lose, or draw, this will of course give us Lola VS Izzi for the title. Very good promo from Lani with WrenQCC, and a very good match from Lani VS Wren. Lani is definitely building momentum towards her own title match, but that might not be until Great American Bash or some time after. Very good promo from Zaria, though that video was clearly helped by AI. Zaria herself can build momentum towards a title match, and seeing her feud with some of the other contenders would be good stuff.
Tatum and Shiloh had a good promo, but it’s a little silly for them to pretend Blake is legit dead/dying when she was advertised for SmackDown. Though, I suppose Tony D “killed off” Pretty Deadly before they showed up on SmackDown, so whatever. Shiloh VS Saints was a very good main event match, and that was a great win for Shiloh. Shiloh himself can get involved in a title story, but how fun would it be if he and Tatum were both the North American Champions at the same time? They aren’t officially a kayfabe couple, not even sure if they’re a shoot couple, but it’d be really fun to have the titles be part of their dynamic since they have such great chemistry.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Tribal Chief, Samoan Werewolf, and Backlash!
Jacob Fatu stated point blank, he’s coming for that WWE World Heavyweight Championship! How will Roman Reigns respond?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- PENTA VS Rusev; Penta wins.
- WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky; Becky wins and retains the title.
- El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio; Rey wins.
- Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi; Oba wins.
- Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan; Raquel & Roxie win.
PLAY BY PLAY
The OG Bloodline sits down to talk.
The Tribal Chief tells The Usos that he appreciates them coming, being here with him. They know exactly where Roman Reigns comes from, and they know exactly why he stands here today. Roman knows the past is the past, that’s where they’re gonna leave it because they’re blood, and The Usos are the only ones Roman can trust. He needs their thoughts. he doesn’t understand where Jacob is coming from. Roman said it to the whole roster, the family included, that they had two years to take advantage of Roman taking a backseat. And what’d Jacob do? He pushed, procrastinated, then Roman climbed the mountain and beat CM Punk.
Now, Jacob wants to take that from Roman? Help him understand! #BigJim tells #BigUce that he does not disagree. But he also agrees with Jacob. Jacob wants to upgrade his household. Jimmy gets that, they all get that, but it shouldn’t come at the expense of Roman Reigns. Jacob is a different breed. Jey says he’s DANGEROUS! On SmackDown, we all saw Jacob drop MFT one by one by one! Unpredictable, Uce! Unhinged! They left him “out there” for a reason! If Jacob beats Roman, Jacob takes it all! Ula Fala, the family name, Jacob becomes the shot caller! Jimmy debates that but Jey says Jimmy saw it! This is it, Uce!
It can’t be all about respect here. There has to be consequences! Roman’s the Tribal Chief! Roman ponders on the concept of consequences. Jey is right, they’re not doing charity. Roman thanks The Usos for this. He will make it his own, then he will address this later tonight. He appreciates The Usos. They say it is all love and respect, too. Family first, Uce. They all put hands in, for they are the “first family.” Is the Tribal Chief giving Jacob his match at Backlash? We simply have to wait and see.
Seth Rollins is here!
Laredo, Texas cheers as The Architect makes his way to the ring in all black like Neo from the Matrix! The fans sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as Rollins goes right to the ring. Rollins grabs a mic, revels in the singing, then says, “Laredo, Texas! Welcome to Monday Night Rollins~! I am the Visionary, I am the Revolutionary, I AM Seth! Freakin! Rollins!” The fans cheer for that! Rollins continues by saying he has a lot of ground to cover so let’s get to it.
There is a reason he lost to Gunther at WrestleMania, and it is NOT because Gunther was better that night. There is a reason Roman Reigns is walking around with ROLLINS’ World Heavyweight Championship, and it is NOT because Roman pinned Rollins’ shoulders to the mat. The reasons for those things are one in the same, and they have a name, and that name is BRON BREAKKER! Fans boo and bark, but Rollins knows Bron is sitting in the back, NINE staples in his dome, which you can thank Rollins for. But they have business to tend to, a score to settle, so Bron can get his pea brain out here so they can do the damn thing!
The fans cheer as Bron obliges! The Unpredictable Badass storms down the ramp, Paul Heyman following behind. The fans are torn as Bron keeps eyes locked on Rollins as he steps into the ring. Bron stares Rollins down while fans either bark or sing the song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells Bron, “I gave you everything. I gave you the world, I handed it to you on a silver platter, and you repaid me by taking EVERYTHING away from me! You are the reason I had to forfeit the World Heavyweight Championship, you are the reason I didn’t get to main event WrestleMania this year, and you are the reason I didn’t get my hand raised at WrestleMania this year.
“But I gotta ask you, Bron… For what? What’d you get out of it? How did it benefit you in any way?” Heyman has Bron step back, then hands him a mic. The fans tell Heyman off but Bron says, “You gave me everything? What’d you give me, by the way? What’d you give Reed and I? Because the way that I see it, every single week, we were like you errand boys. We got to come out here and fight all your battles for you, and put out all the fires that YOU started all on your own! Because look around, Seth! You got nothing! You got no one! You got no friends, you are nothing! You needed us to fight all your battles for you!
“And what? You were giving me such great wisdom and all this guidance when every single week, you’d kick off the show, and Reed and I would have to stand in the back and listen to you regurgitate the same crap every single week.” Bron plugs his nose so he can imitate Rollins’ voice as he repeats, “I am a Visionary, I am a Revolutionary, I am Seth Freakin’ Rollins!” Bron wants to make it clear to Rollins that he never needed him or Rollins’ Vision. The only reason they’re standing here today is because Bron needed HEYMAN. Rollins double checks: Bron needed Heyman? “That dried up sack o’ meat? You needed him?”
Rollins almost laughs, and he says Bron just proved Rollins right on everything. Let’s go on a little ride down memory lane. A couple years ago, Rollins is World Heavyweight Champion, he won a fight with the Best in the World, then calls up The Heartbreak Kid. Rollins asked Shawn Michaels about facing NXT’s best, and who was NXT’s best? Bron Breakker. Rollins said hell yeah, let’s do the damn thing! Last year, Heyman comes to Rollins, asks Rollins about taking Bron under his wing and Rollins said hell yeah, that kid with a year under Rollins’ tutelage will be THE next main event star in this industry!
Just look at Bron! Bron’s got it all! Rollins has been here for 14 YEARS, seen athletes from every single discipline, they are big, strong, fast, but Bron is unique. Bron is the biggest, strongest, fastest, most versatile performer Rollins has ever seen here. Bron has EVERYTHING to be THE next big star… except the most important thing. Rollins points to the brain, and Rollins knows better than anyone what it means to be a 28 year old young cat full o’ piss ‘n’ vinegar, thinking this business owes him something, not wanting to wait for nobody. Rollins knows better than anybody to bet on yourself, take chances, make the hard decisions.
But the difference between them is, Bron tries, Rollins succeeds! And do you know why? Rollins will paint a picture: Every time Rollins bet on himself, it ended with a world title or a main event. Bron bets on himself and it gets him Austin Theory & Logan Paul. It gets him steak dinners, private jets, and happy endings from Heyman. Bron tries, Rollins succeeds, because Rollins will say this plainly for even Bron’s pea brain: Bron is NOT ready. Bron says, “I’m not ready? That’s the narrative you wanna go with? I hate to break it to you, superstar, but before all this was a thing, I was well on my way to becoming a main event with or without you!”
Bron never needed that help, and yet you blame Bron for losing the WHC? The truth is, Rollins’ body can’t handle it, his mind is brittle, and his shoulder can’t handle the weight of a strap on it anymore! The fans boo, but Bron grins as he says yeah, he took his shot and came up short. But y’know what? Bron can go to sleep at night a lot better knowing he lost to the Best int he World instead of someone who self-proclaims it! Bron believes Rollins is everything he says, with all the accolades, titles, everything there is to win here. A first-ballot WWE Hall of Famer, no doubt.
Rollins is THE very best pro-wrestler in the entire world… at being number two. The fans are torn, but Rollins says that was pretty good for Baby Steiner. He come up with all that on his own? Or did he call Big Poppa Pump for the hook up? Bron thinks he is ready, but Backlash is two weeks away! Rollins is going to give Bron the opportunity to prove that he is ready. But let Rollins let you in on a little secret that everyone else knows. As a Steiner, Bron’s not even number two in his own family. Rollins drops the mic and heads out, but will Rollins be ready for the backlash of challenging Bron to a match?
Stephanie Vaquer arrives backstage.
La Primera is ready to get back at Liv Morgan, but RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ ATTACKS! La Ruda catches Vaquer with the cheap shot, then THROWS her into road cases! Roxie & Liv are there, and they RAM a road case into Vaquer! Judgment Day stands over Vaquer, and Liv tells Vaquer this is HER title! Judgment Day leaves Vaquer behind, but have they truly moved past her? Or is the Dark Angel only going to be more hellbent on her revenge?
PENTA VS Rusev!
Speaking of revenge, the Man With No Fear may still be Intercontinental Champion, but now he owes The Bulgarian Brute a beating for last week. Will #CeroMiedo withstand the power of MACHKA?
Raw returns as Rusev makes his entrance. But wait, then so does Ethan Page! The fans boo All Ego getting involved in this, but he technically was part of the problem last week. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Rusev KNEES and CLUBS Penta while Ethan takes a seat ringside. Rusev suplexes Penta, then drags him up for a GUT WRENCH PLEX! The fans rally for Penta, but Rusev scoops for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Penta tumbles, but Rusev CLUBS him and BOOTS him! Rusev stands on Penta, but only Ethan applauds. Rusev steps off to whip Penta, but Penta KICKS on return! and SUPERKICKS!
Penta runs, DROPKICKS, and Rusev tumbles out! Penta then FLIES! Down goes Rusev, right in front of Ethan and commentary! Ethan mockingly applauds but Penta warns him. Ethan says eyes on the prize, and Rusev back suplexes! Penta lands out to SUPERKICK Rusev again! Penta puts Rusev in, Ethan protests how close that got, but Penta keeps moving. Springboard, but into the MACHKA KICK! Rusev scoops for a SWINGING SLAM! The fans boo, Rusev snarls, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Rusev has Penta up top! Penta fights the suplex with body shots, then with forearms! The fans cheer as Penta HEADBUTTS Rusev down! Penta then adjusts and leaps, CROSSBODY! Penta keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to mule kick a leg! SLING-DOG! Rusev goes to a corner, Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta sits Rusev down, then runs up to headstand and SWINGING DROPKICK! Rusev sputters but Penta drags him to a cover, ONE!! Rusev still has a lot of gas in the tank, and he KNEES Penta down low! Rusev whips, Penta goes up and over, BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Even Ethan is surprised!
Penta and Rusev rise, the fans rally, and Penta runs up to DEST- NO, Rusev BACKDROPS! Then ROUNDHOUSE! Rusev clinches, URENAGES, and he goes to a corner. The fans boo as Penta stirs and Rusev stomps around. Rusev runs up, MACHKA KICK! Penta falls, but Rusev isn’t done there! Ethan applauds as Rusev shouts, “CRUSH!!” Stomp and ACCOL- NO, Penta slips out, SUPERKICKS, then feints the springboard! Machka kick misses, Penta rolls Rusev up! PENTA WINS!
Winner: Penta, by pinfall
The fans cheer, but Rusev CLOBBERS Penta! Ethan cheers, he is also a sore loser so he likes this! The fans tell Rusev off while he stomps away on Penta! Ethan steps in the ring, takes off his jacket and undoes his cufflinks, but then Rusev glares at him. Ethan says okay, Rusev can have his time with Penta. But then Penta CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Ethan CLOBBERS Penta! The fans boo as now Ethan and Rusev stomp away on Penta! But wait, here comes Je’Von Evans! The fans fire up as The Young OG DUMPS Rusev out, then RAMS into Ethan! And then springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Evans taunts Rusev!
Rusev runs up, Penta SUPERKICKS! Evans goes up, up, O G CUTTER!! The fans fire up as Evans kicks Rusev out, and he stands tall with Penta. They shake hands on it, they’ll stand against Rusev & Ethan to clear them out of the way. Will Cero Miedo get BOUNCY~?
Los Americanos speak.
Rayo introduces himself, Bravo, and El Grande himself. El Grande steps forward to say, “In a few weeks, I will be competing in one of the biggest and most important matches in the history of lucha libre against Chaparro Americano, Mask VS Mask!” And he cannot lie, this match will be the most important match of his entire life! The biggest fight he’ll ever have. And y’know what? He’ll have to be ready to fight for his life. And to be honest, there is much more on the line. He must be ready to fight for his name, his colors, for Mexico, and for his home.
And what better way to prepare for that than to issue a respectful challenge to the biggest lucha libre legend ever, Rey Mysterio? It would be an honor to step into the ring against Rey here in Laredo, Texas! That is a GRANDE challenge, but is he biting off more than he can chew facing the King of Lucha?
Becky Lynch is here!
The Man has come around to Laredo, and she is the THREE-TIME Women’s Intercontinental Champion. But what will Becky have to say about her big time WrestleMania win? We’ll find out, after the break.
Raw returns as Becky stands in the ring, still wearing the ring gear from her WrestleMania victory. Becky takes a moment before she says, “The Man, and the NEW Women’s Intercontinental Champion, has come around to Laredo, Texas!” The fans are torn on that, but Becky says we just entered a whole new era of “The Manosphere,” because a lot of history was made at WrestleMania 42! Becky finally got rid of Loser AJ Lee, having ended her horrible title reign, and she put gold around the waist of someone who truly deserves it in herself. She became the first WWE Superstar to win four different titles at Mania.
She became the first-ever THREE TIME Women’s IC Champion! She’s now won more WrestleMania matches than any woman in history! And Undertaker, she’s coming for that streak next! And she proved once and for all why she is the Greatest Women’s Wrestler of All Time, and it’s not just her saying that, other people say it. Sports Illustrated says it, The Bleacher Report says it. All of that is wonderful, all of that is great, but what was most important is that she looked out at a sea of over 50 THOUSAND fans, and she saw her baby girl in the front row.
Becky was able to take her out, walk with her up the ramp, and she realized that she needed to show her daughter what a real champion is. It isn’t about the five-star hotels, the fancy restaurants and the private jets, even though they indulge in all of those. It is not about going to the biggest cities and performing in front of the best crowds. It is also about going to the rundown towns like Laredo and showing out for the commonfolk like everyone here. And Becky knows what they need and what they want. They want a fighting champion! They want her to defend the title! And not just against some nostalgia act or an underdog.
They want Becky VS the best of the best! They want new, exciting, shiny! So Becky stands here before us as The Man of the People, issuing an open challenge to whoever wants to come out here, look them in the eyes and say, “Welcome to the Big Time. Now let’s throw some hands!” Who is it gonna be?! Becky waits, and we get… IYO SKY! The fans cheer that! Iyo gets herself a mic while Becky is rather stunned, and she tells Becky, “I accept!” Becky laughs and asks what Iyo accepts. She wanted to fight the best of the best, the new, the shiny, the exciting. Iyo is none of those things! The fans boo but Becky says that’s for Iyo!
Iyo says no, that’s for Becky! The fans cheer Becky but Becky says okay, okay, she understands. Iyo is accepting on behalf of Rhea Ripley, the part of the team that actually has gold. Is Rhea coming back? Mami VS Becky, Becky Two Belts again. Becky wanted Shawn Michaels, not Marty Jannetty. And clearly, Iyo was holding Rhea back. Iyo SLAPS Becky down! The fans fire up as Iyo stomps Becky, Becky bails out, but Adam Pearce says whoa, hold on, where are you going? The champ wanted a fight, Iyo answered the call, and in case you forgot, we’re in Laredo! So it will be a title match, let’s get a ref, cuz we’re doing it now!
The fans cheer, but Becky CLOBBERS Iyo! The ref hurries in here and backs Becky off. Iyo is still getting her shot, is the Genius about to make The Man’s historic reign historically short, too?
WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky!
Raw returns as the match is already going, and Iyo SHOTGUNS Becky down! the fans fire up with Iyo, and she CLUBS Becky on the back. Iyo whips, Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, only for Becky to BOOT her outta the sky, and LARIATS her down! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Becky scowls as Iyo survives. Becky runs up in the corner, forearm SMASH, then clinch for the BECKSPLODER! Iyo bails out but Becky builds speed, and Becky WRECKS Iyo with a dropkick! The fans boo but Becky aims, FLYING FOREARM and down goes Iyo! Becky gets Iyo back into the ring, climbs up a corner, and drops the MAN’S LEG! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Iyo survives, but Becky talks herself down. Becky drags Iyo up, clinches again, BECKS- NO, Iyo slips free and ROCKS Becky! Becky fires back with forearms, UPPERCUT, and SOBAT, but Iyo blocks! GERMAN SUPLEX! Becky sputters but both women are down! The fans rally up, Iyo and Becky go to ropes, and Becky runs up! Iyo dodges, and URAKEN! SHOTEI! And then FLAPJACK! The fans fire up for Iyo as she brings Becky up to whip. Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, out, and ROCKS Becky! Then HOTSHOTS her! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, to then MISSILE DROPKICK! Direct hit, and Iyo kips up!
The fans fire up as Iyo does her crazy taunt! Iyo then aims at Becky in the corner, SHINKANSEN! Iyo pushes Becky to the cover, TWO! Becky survives but Iyo stays focused. Iyo goes up, up, but Becky YANKS her back down! And dragon sleeper for an EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Iyo is still in this and that frustrates Becky. Becky demands Iyo stand, then clinches, but Iyo victory rolls for STOMP 182! Becky bails out, Iyo builds speed, but Becky ROCKS Iyo first! Becky reels Iyo in, but Iyo PELES free! Iyo then runs up, SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB to the FLOOR! The fans are thunderous while both women are down, and Raw goes to break!
Raw returns again as Becky has Iyo up top! The fans rally as Iyo fights, but Becky SUPERPLEXES! Then roll through for a DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Iyo survives! Both women are down, “This is Awesome!” Becky and Iyo stir but it is Becky that stands first. Becky brings Iyo up and clinches again, but Iyo turns the lift into a crucifix, then sunset flip! TWO, Becky ducks the roundhouse but not HEEL KICK! Iyo hurries to underhooks and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Becky survives and Iyo is shocked! The fans rally as Iyo goes to the corner! Iyo goes up, but Becky trips her up again! Becky climbs, but Iyo ELBOWS her away!
Becky staggers but Iyo reels Becky in, TORNADO DDT! Iyo goes up, up, and OVER THE MOONSAULT, but into BOOTS! Becky hurries to clinch! MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, TWO?!? Becky is shocked as Iyo survives her best shot! Laredo is all fired up for Iyo but that infuriates Becky. Becky drags Iyo to the drop zone, goes up, but Iyo trips her up now! Becky SMACKS off post, tumbles to the apron then the floor, but Iyo goes right out! ASAI MOONSAULT! Down goes Becky at the ramp! Iyo hurries to get Becky up and in, then takes off a shoe that’s bothering her. Becky distracts the ref, ASUKA TRIPS IYO!! Becky clinches, MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, Becky wins!!
Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)
The Man survives thanks to a big time assist from The Empress of Tomorrow! Asuka may be without her Pirate Princess, but she’s still pissed at Iyo for her supposed disrespect! BUZZSAW! ASUKA LOCK!! Iyo flails, even taps, but nothing can save her from Asuka’s wrath! Fans chant “We Want Kairi!” but Asuka stands on Iyo with a sinister smile. Will Asuka break Iyo and make her respect her senpai?
El Grande Americano Original talks with Rey Mysterio.
EGA OG says hola to Rey, and knows Rey is fraternizing with that faker, that supposed El Grande Americano Dos. First he endorses the guy, then he has a match against him. Original just wants to know that on May 30th for AAA, Mask VS Mask, does Original have to watch his back? Rey says no, he does not, Mr. OG Grande. Listen, the only thing Rey is looking for is for them all to respect lucha libre. Rey says in Spanish that for a luchador, their mask is everything. All OG Grande can says is si, bueno. But then Los Americanos step into the room! And they ask what Rey is doing with this guy! Rey says it is not what they think.
The Grandes start arguing, both in Spanish and English, but Rey shouts them all down. Tranquilos, cabrones! He is not choosing sides. Rayo & Bravo say he better. Is that a threat?! No, take it easy, jefe, they’re just saying. See you in the ring. Los Americanos head out, Rey is a little annoyed with them and OG Grande, but will the King of Lucha teach them all a thing or two about the culture?
Backstage interview with The Usos.
Byron Saxton is with Jimmy & Jey, and he gets to it: Can they give us some intel on which direction Roman Reigns is leaning towards? #BigJim says the OTC will make his decision when The OTC is ready to make his decision. Jey adds YEET, but LA Knight steps in. The Mega Star hopes he didn’t just hear them say that. OTC, sitting at the head of the table. Knight isn’t here to tear them down but to remind them of who they are. Main Event Jey Uso, a former world champion, and how’d he do that? On his own! Big Jim Uso, also all the potential in the world to be world champion, but how is he gonna do that? Not under Roman Reigns, that’s for sure!
Jey tells Knight to stay in his lane, but Jimmy calms him down. Jimmy told Knight that this is family business. Knight understands that, and he can respect that. But the problem is, the whole Bloodline thing, they had immense power, they run roughshod over everybody. But the problem was, that power corrupts, and when it does, it becomes Knight’s business, YEAH! Knight leaves it at this, but does he have a point? Is The Bloodline about to relapse into their old ways?
Joe Hendry is here!
Laredo waves their hands from side to side as The Prestigious One is in the ring. “Say his name because he has appeared in Laredo, Texas!” The fans cheer, and Hendry knows they know he had a big decision to make, so he wants to tell us all about it in the song. “I’ve won the titles everywhere I go. I’ve been on WrestleMania and many other shows. But the time has come for me to pick one brand. I’m sorry to the others, I hope they understand. Joe Hendry’s on Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signed to Raw. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signs to Raw.
“Next time you turn on Netflix, you won’t just want to chill. I’ll have you believing in a better kind of thrill. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry’s on Raw. respect to the Ruler, I acknowledge The OTC. But Adam Pearce, if you’re listening, can you make one change for me? That’s Logan Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Everyone! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? All together! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan-” Well, now The Maverick is here, and he says you can’t fire him! You can’t fire him, he’s unfireable! Boo you, Hendry, you can’t fire him! He’s Logan Paul! All of you are awful, just like that song!
Logan says, “You’re awful!” to the fans in the front row. He knows this is Hendry’s first not on Raw, and now it’s also his last! He’s made the worst mistake of his life! Theory then tells Hendry that he isn’t seeing things right. See this right here? That’s gold, that makes them the greatest tag team champions of the world! Of the UNIVERSE! What they’re telling Hendry is that they are winners! Hendry asks if these guys are winners. The fans say, “NO!” Hendry says Joe says no to that. He saw ESPN< he saw Mania, he just saw some primetime losers! Now The Vision is mad, and they throw stuff out of the ring!
Theory says lemme tell you something! This mat belongs to The Vision! The camera that everyone sees through belongs to The Vision. And The Vision goes through everybody! Hendry is in a lucky spot, because they’re gonna go through him! They push Hendry, but he TURNS! LARIAT for Theory! Hendry RAMS Logan into a corner! Theory goes after Hendry, the Vision mugs him 2v1, and the fans boo as they KNEE Hendry low! But wait! Here come the Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins went after The Vision last week, so here we go again! Dawkins DUMPS Logan out before he DECKS him!
Dawkins ROCKS Theory, whips him, REVELATION! The fans fire up and pump it up with Ford! He goes up top but Logan saves Theory! At least, for now. Ford points to Hendry, he HIGH JUMPS to take The Vision down! The fans fire up for Hendry & The Profits, and we all get to wave our hands from side to side! The Profits are believers, but will they also be the hunters when it comes to The Vision and those World Tag Team Championships?
Grayson Waller complains to Adam Pearce.
The Aussie Icon doesn’t like the Raw General Manager just giving people opportunities outta nowhere. That bouncy idiot, Je’Von, is one cutter away from retirement! Then Pearce has one guy singing songs, there’s some little vampire kid cursing people, where are the opportunities for Waller? He’s in the shape of his life, lad! Pearce says he’ll give Oba Femi a shot. Wow, okay, he beat Brock at the END of his career? #Obarated! Uh, no, Oba’s behind you. Waller regrets everything but Oba says if Waller wants a chance, then Pearce can give him one against Oba tonight. Waller says Pearce should’ve warned him!
Pearce says he did, but too late. Waller needs to go get his gear on, because that match is official. Is Waller about to have a Fall From Grace?
Joe Hendry & The Street Profits regroup backstage.
Ford & Dawkins are singing the very catchy, “Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul?” Hendry thanks for the help, what a welcome to Raw. They shake hands on it, and Ford says get a different colored shirt now that he’s on the red brand, you know what he means? Hendry nods and heads out, and The Profits secret handshake. And then Rollins steps in, and he tells them that last week- Ford stops Rollins there, because there he goes thinking this is all about him. Last week wasn’t about him but about those tag titles. Rollins thinking he special. The Profits leave and Rollins does have to consider that.
But either way, will Rollins and The Profits find themselves working together against The Vision? Or is this all going to be for naught?
El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio!
The battle of Los Grande Americanos is set for May 30th, and the King of Lucha has ended up in the middle of it all. Will Rey be much more than just a tune-up for El Grande Americano Dos? Or will this El Grande be more than ready to face the other Grande Americano next month?
Raw returns as Los Americanos make their entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. The two tie up, and Grande wrenches to wristlock. Rey rolls, uses the ropes to flip through, then Rey wrenches, only for Grande to wrangle him. Rey kips up to wrench but Grande rolls, spins, and he drop toeholds Rey to then go for the wristlock. The fans applaud the technical exchange as Grande then floats to a cover, ONE as Rey gets an arm up! Grande puts the arm down, TWO as Rey gets the other arm up! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO as Rey bridges! Grande hops on, but Rey stays up! The fans cheer while Grande is stunned!
Grande jumps again but Rey uses that to get up and up and sunset flip! TWO, Grande runs up but Rey sweeps! Cover, ONE! Grande sweeps and covers, ONE! The fans cheer as the two stand off. Rey and Grande applaud each other, then Rey offers a handshake. Grande accepts, but Rey kicks low! Rey whips, Grande reverses to kick low! Grande hammerlocks Rey, brings him around, but Rey fires elbows. Rey cravats to jump and flying-mare! Grande RUNS Rey over! Things keep moving, Rey bypasses Grande to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Grande’s on the ropes, Rey dials it up, but Grande GAMANGIRIS first! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as Rey whips Grande to ropes and BACKDROPS him! Grande goes to a corner while the fans cheer, and Rey whips corner to corner. Grande reverses, blocks a kick, and SMACKS Rey! Rey staggers to another corner but Grande whips corner to corner. Grande runs up but Rey BOOTS him! Rey ELBOWS Grande, then goes up, but Grande CLUBS him on the back! Grande gets under Rey but Rey slips free. Grande SMACKS Rey again, whips, but Rey reverses. Grande goes up and over, but Rey goes up to QUEBRADA, but Grande stays up! Only for Rey to TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up while Rey covers, TWO!
Rey is surprised but many are surprised he pulled that counter off in the first place. Rey waits on Grande to get up, then DROPKICKS him onto the ropes! The fans cheer as Rey dials it up, but Rayo distracts so Bravo can trip Rey! The fans boo but Bravo plays dumb. Rayo hurries to sneak Grande his metal plate! Rey DECKS Bravo, then runs to 619 Rayo down! The fans cheer, Rey slingshots, but Grande dodges the splash! Grande grabs the metal plate, but then ORIGINAL GRANDE is here! They tug-o-war over the plate, Rey BLASTS the Grandes into each other! Rey runs again, RANA! Grande Dos is on the ropes, so Rey redials, 619!!
Rey aims again, slingshot and DROP THE DIME! Cover, Rey wins!
Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall
El Grande Americano Dos tried to lie, cheat and steal, but Rey spots the metal plate! And he even tells Original that no one is getting it! They’re gonna have to fight fair ‘n’ square in May! Well for now, Grande Original CLOBBERS Grande Dos! The fans fire up as these two brawl while they grapple! Producers and refs rush out here but fans want to “Let Them Fight! Let Them Fight!” The Grandes are separated, but the animosity between them is only growing! Who proves they are El Grande Americano Superior on May 30th?
Asuka speaks.
“Iyo, did you think you were done with me? I say when we’re done! Because I am still your senpai. All I’ve done is try to help you and all you’ve done is disappoint me. For so long, I blamed myself for your mistakes. I thought I did something wrong for you to turn your back on me. But I finally realize YOU are the problem! You are ungrateful, selfish, and my biggest failure. But I didn’t fail you, you failed me. You failed your family! And now, we’re both alone, because I didn’t want another Iyo. I’ve spared you until now because I thought we could be a family again. But now that you killed that family…NOTHING will stop me from destroying you!
“So, at Backlash, I fix my failure. I teach you one final lesson. And that lesson is… You are not and will never be ready for Asuka!” The grudge match is finally set, but will the Empress of Tomorrow make sure Iyo has no future? Or will the Genius prove that she’s left her senpai behind long ago?
Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi!
The Aussie Icon likes him a good “shoey,” but he stuck his foot in his mouth this time. Grayson wanted an opportunity, but will he even survive against The Ruler that conquered The Beast?
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans already chant “O~BA!” as he blocks Waller’s kick. Oba LARIATS Waller, TOSSES him to a corner, then fires body shots from all sides. Oba UPPERCUTS Waller, whips him corner to corner, then UPPERCUTS again! Oba runs corner to corner for another UPPERCUT! Oba keeps going, but Waller bails out! The fans boo, but Oba has Waller at the apron. Waller HOTSHOTS Oba, then somersaults, but into the SHOTPUT BOMB! Oba UPPERCUTS Waller back down and the fans fire up! Pop-up, and FALL FROM GRACE!! Cover, Oba wins!
Winner: Oba Femi, by pinfall
Waller wanted on the card tonight, but maybe he regrets it. At the very least, Waller learned Femi isn’t #Obarated! Oba has the mic to ask Laredo if they’re feeling good tonight. The fans cheer because indeed they are! Oba says they’re feeling good, he’s feeling good, Waller isn’t, but we don’t care about how Waller feels. Waller did say something that was right, though. There is no opportunity around here, because all the big champions are locked in with contenders, the US Champion doesn’t do open challenges, so Oba is going to take it upon himself to create a solution to the problem. Ladies and gentlemen, as of today, the Oba Femi Open Challenge will commence!
The fans cheer, and Oba says to any man back there who wants to prove himself, step up! If you want to see how you fair at the top of the mountain, step up! But Oba will not take too kindly to their decision. Because he will be merciless, unforgiving, and relentless! He will punish them! They are not stepping to just any man, but to OBA FEMI! The fans cheer as Oba makes himself equal to a title! Will anyone be able to overthrow The Ruler?
Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.
Liv, Raquel & Roxie are still feeling great after what they did to Vaquer, because THEY run Raw! Vaquer found out the hard way, and so will BayLyra. Liv asks Raquel for time alone with Roxie. Is this about the thing? Yes, it is. Raquel says sure, she’ll go finish warming up. Raquel heads out, and Liv says hey to Roxie. Liv wanted to finish the conversation they tried having before WrestleMania. Remember? Before Vaquer smacked their heads together? Right, yeah. Well, really, Liv just wants to apologize to Roxie.
Liv is sorry for how things went down with Finn while she was gone. She knows Roxie and Finn were close, and that must’ve been hard watching from home. Liv knows how that felt, because she sat at home watching Finn bring Roxie into the group. And Liv wants Roxie to know that they are family, but Finn put himself before the family. That is not something Liv would do to Roxie, she wants to support her like Roxie supported Liv. So Liv will be in their corner and cheer them on as Roxie & Raquel get one step closer to the tag titles. Liv takes Roxie’s hand and asks, “Do you trust me, my little Roxie?”
Roxie nods yes, but then says she needs a second. Liv says okay, see you out there. Liv heads out, saying this is exciting. But Roxie doesn’t seem so sure. Wait, FINN is in the clubhouse?! Roxie tells him he’s not supposed to be here, but Finn says Roxie CANNOT trust Liv! In fact, she can’t trust anyone in the Judgment Day! Roxie asks if she can’t trust them, or can’t trust Finn. Roxie is with Judgment Day, she has a match coming up, so he has to go. Finn says good luck with the match, and hopes she knows what she’s doing. Finn leaves, but is The Prince right about them all?
Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan!
The Role Model & Morrigan fell short of the tag titles at WrestleMania, but Judgment Day wasn’t even in the match! Who proves themselves worthy of the next opportunity with a win tonight?
Raw returns as Judgment Day makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Bayley starts against Raquel. The fans rally as the two circle, tie up, and Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Raquel swings, Bayley ducks, and she puts on the pressure. Raquel powers Bayley to a corner, ROCKS her, then whips her corner to corner. Raquel runs up but Bayley BOOTS her! Bayley headlocks but Raquel blocks the takeover! Raquel lifts Bayley but Bayley fights that with fists. Bayley jumps to tornado takeover! They roll, Raquel fights up, and Raquel hits a BIG back suplex! Raquel looms over Bayley but hears the fans chanting, “We Want Roxie!”
Raquel points to the corner, the fans cheer, so Raquel tags Roxie! The fans cheer even more now as the Judgment Day mugs Bayley! Roxie stomps away, the fans cheer her on, but the ref counts. Roxie backs off, but Bayley lifts Roxie! Roxie kicks and flails but Bayley RAMS Roxie into the corner. Tag to Lyra, she and Bayley mug Roxie, and the fans boo. Lyra headlocks Roxie but Roxie pulls hair. Roxie headlocks and the fans cheer her on. Lyra powers out, but Roxie cartwheels over the dropdown! Roxie takes a bow, then SLAPS Lyra! Lyra CLOBBERS Roxie and rains down fists! Laredo boos but Lyra whips Roxie to ropes.
Roxie tilt-o-whirls through to RANA, but Lyra handsprings through that! Lyra SLAPS Roxie in return! Liv tells Bayley to shut up but Lyra whips Roxie to the corner. Roxie dodges, but Lyra grabs her by the wrist! Tag to Bayley, scoop and BACKBREAKER, but Roxie knees free! Roxie SMACKS Bayley, but Lyra WHEEL KICKS! Bayley goes back up, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives, and she bails out to regroup with the others. Judgment Day avoids Lyra’s dropkick, and Raquel CLOBBERS her! But Bayley fires off on Roxie! Bayley puts Roxie in the ring, but Raquel trips Bayley up!
Bayley POSTS Lyra, all while Roxie distracts the ref! Judgment Day is in control as Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again as both Bayley and Raquel are down! The fans rally as both women crawl, Liv coaches Raquel, hot tags to Roxie and Lyra! The fans fire up, but then Lyra CROSSBODIES Roxie and GAMANGIRIS Raquel! Lyra LARIATS Roxie, dodges Raquel, and goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Lyra kips up, then clinches Roxie, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through for the fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives! Liv coaches her team on but Lyra drags Roxie up. Lyra brings Roxie over, tags Bayley, and Bayley fireman’s carries while Lyra climbs. Roxie slips free, SHOVES Bayley into Lyra, then tags Raquel!
Roxie runs, tilt-o-whirls, and clinches, Raquel adds as BOOT to the LEG SWEEP! Cover, but Lyra SPLASHES onto it! The fans rally again and Raquel crawls, hot tag back to Roxie! The fans fire up again as Roxie BLASTS Lyra, SOBATS Bayley, then hops up and hops on! But Bayley SMACKS Roxie off buckles! Then a BAYLEY2BELLY! Cover, Raquel breaks it! The fans cheer, Lyra runs up and CROSSBODIES Raquel and herself out of the ring! Liv shouts at Bayley, but she gets caught! The fans cheer, but then Liv HOTSHOTS Bayley! Roxie SHINING WIZARDS! Then the POP-ROX!! Cover, Judgment Day wins!
Winners: Judgment Day, by pinfall
Laredo cheers their hometown hero, but it was certainly a team effort as always for Judgment Day! Will nothing stop them from having all the gold again?
Roman Reigns heads to the ring!
Laredo, Texas puts up their ones to the sky as The OTC makes his entrance. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion stands on stage, raises the title to the sky, and the pyro goes off. But what has he decided when it comes to him and Jacob Fatu? We’ll find out, after the break.
Raw returns as Roman is in the ring, and he raises the belt again for the second round of pyro. Roman grabs a mic while the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” The fans then shift to singing, “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” then go back to “O T C! O T C!” Roman enjoys that for a moment before he says, “Y’see, it’s been awhile since I’ve been here in Texas. But if you can’t tell from home, they love their Tribal Chief here, baby!” The fans cheer that! Roman continues by saying, “They made this title in spite of me. They made this title to try and take away from my shine. But it never worked. Y’see, there’s an old saying and it’s very true.
“The title don’t make the man, the man makes the title!” The fans cheer that, too! Roman says that’s what he’s done with this strap! He’s put it in the main event! He’s put it on night two of WrestleMania! He’s made this title relevant! See, now you can finally be proud of this title. Now you can respect this title! Now, you can actually choose to acknowledge this title. “As a matter of fact, let’s demonstrate. Laredo, Texas…!” The fans erupt with “O T C! O T C!” Roman says it again, “Laredo, Texas… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again! But then Jacob Fatu makes his entrance! The fans cheer again as The Samoan Werewolf arrives!
Jacob goes right to the ring while the fans chant “FATU! FATU!” Jacob and Roman stare down, and Roman says, “Fatu, right on cue. Perfect timing, I was just getting to you. I gave you a week, gave you time to think. I’m hoping you made the right choice, Jacob. I’m hoping you made the choice to unite our family, and not divide it.” Jacob has a mic to say Roman gave him a week but he didn’t need a week. He didn’t need a day. Hell, he didn’t even need an hour! He knew exactly what he wanted when he came out here last Monday. Jacob didn’t stutter, didn’t hesitate, when he said he doesn’t want the title, but that he needs the title.
What? Is Roman stuck in his WWE main event bubble? Is he stuck in Tribal Chief Land? Roman ain’t grind like Jacob! Jacob is uncut and raw! 12 YEARS of hard work, 12 YEARS of grinding, 12 YEARS of suffering, not knowing when the next meal was gonna be! While y’all was running things up here as The Bloodline, Fatu was foaming at the mouth, grinding, on the frontlines, trying to figure out if he was gonna be here or not! The fans cheer that, and Fatu says it ain’t how you start but how you finish. And that has Fatu standing here in front of Roman. So before WWE, Roman didn’t call, Jimmy didn’t call, Jey didn’t call.
You know who did call? Solo Sikoa! The fans boo that name but Jacob says Solo gave him a chance! Roman says, “Solo?! Either you’re completely confused or you’re dumber than I think. Solo couldn’t get a cup of coffee delivered to the building if he wanted to. Take a look around. Who you think runs this place?” The fans chant, “O T C! O T C!” Laredo ain’t lying, OTC runs WWE. And yeah, he’s been distracted, things get hectic around here, but Roman never forgot about Jacob. Roman signed off on Jacob. But Jacob’s sounding confused, sounding like a fool. Jacob doesn’t deserve it, he hasn’t earned it.
Roman allowing Jacob to compete against him is nepotism! And Roman can’t allow- JACOB GRABS ROMAN BY THE FACE! The fans freak out as the TONGAN DEATH GRIP grinds Roman down, but then Roman SMACKS him with the mic! Fatu just shakes it off?! TONGAN DEATH GRIP!! Roman sputters as Fatu HEADBUTTS away! Fatu chokes Roman right out, and he tells Roman, “I am going to take everything, EVERYTHING, from you!!” Fatu finally lets Roman go, and he picks up the belt. Fans are torn, but the decision should be clear now. Roman coughs and sputters but he grabs the mic to shout at Jacob!
“You want me at Backlash?! I’ll see you at Backlash!!” The fans cheer, and the match is made! The Samoan Werewolf has made The Tribal Chief into his prey, but will he have what he’s really after in the world title? Or will The OTC punish Fatu for this insolence?
My Thoughts:
A very good Raw that was a bit toned down on the action after that hot Raw After Mania. Great bookending with the OG Bloodline, though I’m not sure about the set-up of Roman & Usos sitting at the table that was more like a press conference table than a meeting. But Jimmy and Jey each having a different side of the argument was good, this builds a bit on what we saw before Mania when Jey was telling Roman to “get him” in reference to CM Punk. And great ending with Roman and Jacob, where Jacob is already done with talking, and he brings out a submission type move to make himself even more menacing. It’d be rather shocking of Fatu actually wins at Backlash, but I feel like Fatu losing and joining Roman is too much of a rehash of everything we’ve already seen in the Bloodline Saga.
Very good match from Penta VS Rusev, and very good win for Penta, but Ethan Page and Je’Von Evans getting involved made sense. That’ll be a great tag match, and I bet we’ll sort out who is challenging Penta for Backlash through that match. Very good promo from Rollins and Bron to set up their match, I appreciate Bron’s perspective because that is how it looked and felt and was definitely not how it should’ve been even in kayfabe. I feel like Bron wins out to then send him to the world title after Backlash. Another great song promo from Hendry, and honestly a great over-the-top angry reaction from Logan Paul for it. Profits helping Hendry out was logical and very good stuff, and Profits putting Rollins in his place was also good. But yeah, there’s gotta be a Six Man Tag there, too.
Waller getting upset only to get humbled by Oba is classic wrestling trope, and Oba making his own open challenge is also great. That’s in the same lineage as like Andre the Giant daring people to body slam him when he knows they couldn’t, or even Chris Masters and the Master Lock Challenge. This will give us some really fun matches while also building Oba up towards a title opportunity of his own. Becky wanting her own Open Challenge series is good, and Iyo challenging her tonight was probably their best way to improvise from releasing Kairi Sane and ruining their own story of Kairi, Iyo & Asuka. The fans are already starting #WeWantKairi, not sure WWE will listen this time, but Asuka VS Iyo is happening for Backlash and that’s all we can really expect.
Very good stuff with Los Americanos, this ended up a great plug for the AAA story of Mask VS Mask. Rey Mysterio being part of the story was good, too, and Rey keeps himself afloat with this win. Gable Americano of course got involved in the match, he and Kaiser Americano are even in math right now, but I would think Gable loses to finally be exposed. And great stuff with Judgment Day, from the attack on Vaquer to the tag match as the main event match. But I’m a little confused as to the Finn & Roxie part. Finn and Roxie should’ve discussed how their ultimate plan was still working. It should’ve been revealed that Finn really did bring Roxie into the group to mess with Liv x Dom. They can still have Roxie turn on Judgment Day in the most pivotal moment, but now it’ll be a bit confusing as to why.
My Score: 8.8/10
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