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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (8/1/25)

Prelude to SummerSlam!

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Could this be the last time the Last Real Champion is here?

Cody Rhodes and John Cena have one last face-to-face before their Street Fight for the Undisputed WWE Championship at SummerSlam!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s United States Championship: Giulia w/ Kiana James VS Zelina Vega; Giulia wins and retains.
  • AAA World Tag Team Championships Open Challenge: Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar VS Mr. Iguana & Psycho Clown; Los Garza win and retain the titles.
  • Aleister Black VS Damian Priest; Priest wins, by disqualification.
  • Jimmy Uso VS Talla Tonga w/ Solo Sikoa; Talla wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

The first THIRTY MINUTES will be commercial free!

On top of that, there will be limited commercial interruption, all sponsored by Jimmy John’s!

 

JOHN CENA is here!

Newark, New Jersey is all fired up as THE Undisputed WWE Champion makes his way out in the colors of the J E T S, Jets, Jets, Jets! Cena paces with belt worn backwards, a sign that he isn’t giving Cody the “real” John Cena at all. The fans duel, “LET’S GO, CENA!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cena still cues Mark Nash to give the “proper” introduction: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Greatest Of All Time! The Never-Seen Seventeen! Gracing Newark with his presence one final time… He is the Last Real Champion, JOOOOHN CEEENAAA~!” The fans duel again as Cena grabs the mic, but then, “Wrestling has more than one… royal family.”

The fans cheer and sing along with the song as The American Nightmare makes his entrance, “WHOA~ OH~!” and gets his pyro. Cody high-fives fans, pounds the steel steps, and we get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro before Cody steps inside the ring. Cody grabs himself a mic and the fans cheer as both men step onto the WWE logo in the ring. The fans either chant “LET’S GO, CENA!” “CENA SUCKS!” or they sing for “CODY, CODY RHODES~!” Cena tells Cody that he said how he was exhausted and that a match for SummerSlam would be too difficult. Cody didn’t listen, he assaulted Cena, forged his signature, and forced Cena into one of the most dangerous matches in the WWE on one of the grandest stages for the biggest championship.

Cena has only one thing left to say to Cody. “Thank you.” Huh? “Because that was just the boot in the ass that I needed. For 25 years, day in and day out, I have forged a reputation off of hard work, honesty, and respect.” The fans cheer that, and Cena says he now realizes that five months ago, he flushed it all down the toilet chasing false glory when he bought into someone else’s crazy idea for shocking TV. And yeah, they shocked the world! But then the dust settles, everyone goes back to their normal lives, and the guys who were supposed to be on Cena’s side left. And they left Cena alone, trying to pretend to be something he’s not.

Cena holds up the belt and says he wants to leave here with this. After Cena’s last match, he wants to take this home with him. But not because he wants to ruin wrestling. No, he loves wrestling. But Cena wants to take this home with him so that after he’s gone, we don’t forget about him. The fans cheer but Cody is perplexed. Cena says he was so hung up how someone might see him tomorrow, he didn’t realize how stupid he’s acting today. The fans tried to tell him over and over again, but he didn’t listen. Cody, you tried to tell Cena, and Cena didn’t listen> But Cody did what a good friend should do, and forced Cena to face it. Cody forced Cena into a fight.

Not a match, a fight. Something that is going to be brutal, that will force Cena dig down and be who he really is. Something that if he doesn’t show up for war, he shouldn’t show up at all! So mark your calendars! August 1st, 2025, Newark, NJ, the day THE John Cena came back to the WWE! The fans cheer that, but Cody is still confused. Cena says he doesn’t know who leaves with this on Sunday, but he knows who wins, and it’s each and every one of the fans. The fans cheer that, too! Cena says he is finally over his own BS, and at long last, we get to see Cody Rhodes VS the Greatest of All Time at his best, with something to prove in a Street Fight, that Cody wanted!

And if Cody wants some… COME GET SOME! And on Sunday, the only platinum rapper showing up to whip Cody’s ass is Cena! THE CHAMP IS HERE~! The fans are all fired up and Cody smiles. He got what he wanted after all, and Cody slowly takes off his track jacket. Cody asks for something, and two beers are handed to him. Cody tells Cena, “Welcome back, John Cena.” Cody hands Cena a bear, they crack ’em open, and the fans chant for the toast. Cena shakes Cody’s hand, they both drink, and Cena toasts the fans. Cody leaves it at that and takes his leave. The fans cheer Cena on, Cena holds up the belt from the corner, and he’s truly back!

But if John Cena is back to being John Cena, then will Cody even have a chance in that Street Fight? Or will The American Nightmare find a way to bring down #BigMatchJohn?

 

Jelly Roll trains for SummerSlam.

And Logan Paul being the bully that he is, he shows up uninvited! He mocks Jelly Roll, calling him a buffalo in the wild. Logan “thanks” the trainers for making Jelly look like a star! They’re doing God’s work right there. Jelly says if Logan wants to see God’s work, let’s have service in the ring. Jelly is so sick of this fresh-out-of-Fraggle-Rock looking ferret! Logan asks Jelly what he thinks is gonna happen if Logan gets in the ring, and Jelly fires back that what does Logan think? Jelly isn’t gonna just stand here. Logan slides in, Jelly and Logan scrap! The trainers and other trainees jump in, but then DREW MCINTYRE is here!

Drew CLUBS Jelly, then he sends Logan into Jelly! Logan tells Jelly this is what he means! Jelly is NOT a wrestler! Drew says Jelly needs someone to save him from himself! CLAYMORE! “You’re welcome!” Drew says people pay dues for years to be at SummerSlam! Jelly won’t just walk out there! Logan & Drew gloat as they leave, but will they keep bullying Jelly even at SummerSlam? Or will Jelly and Randy make them both pay for this?

 

WWE Women’s United States Championship: Giulia w/ Kiana James VS Zelina Vega!

The Beautiful Madness has official representation now, and while Miss James didn’t see the need for this, Giulia convinced her to approve it. Will Giulia prove it to Zelina that she’s not championship material? Or will La Muneca make her homecoming golden?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who sets the tone for this weekend!

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, Giulia headlocks, Zelina wrenches, but Giulia rolls. Zelina headlocks or Giulia powers out. The fans duel, and the Giulia fans are just as strong as the Zelina fans. Zelina picks a leg, waistlocks, but Giulia throws her away. The two reset again and the fans applaud. They tie up, Giulia THROWS Zelina down by her hair, and the ref reprimands. Giulia ignores that to whip, but Zelina reverses. Zelina dodges a boot, Giulia dodges a haymaker, and she IRON CLAWS! STO! Cover, TWO! Zelina stays in this but Giulia is amused. Giulia drags Zelina up and ROCKS her!

Giulia CHOPS, then ROCKS Zelina again. Giulia CHOPS again, then winds up to ROCK Zelina again! Another CHOP, then Giulia reels Zelina in. Zelina fights the suplex but Giulia powers her up and over! The fans cheer, Giulia covers, TWO! Kiana says it was close, though. Giulia HEADBUTTS Zelina, whips, but Zelina ducks ‘n’ dodges to wheelbarrow and arm-drag! Giulia tumbles out and the fans fire up! Zelina WRECKS Giulia with a dropkick! Kiana hurries over but the ref has her stay back. Zelina METEORAS to the floor! The fans fire up with Zelina and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Zelina puts Giulia in the ring, slides in and covers, TWO! Giulia is tougher than that but Zelina stomps her in the corner! And KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! Zelina digs her boots in, the ref counts, but Zelina stops at 4. Zelina climbs the corner and stands Giulia up. Giulia goes Matrix to avoid the haymaker! Giulia HEADBUTTS Zelina away! Giulia climbs to the very top, and she MISSILE DROPKICKS! Zelina tumbles and Giulia fires up! Cover, TWO! Giulia drags Zelina up, snapmares, then KICKS! Zelina writhes but Giulia stalks her to ropes. Giulia stomps away, the ref counts, but Giulia steps off. Giulia drags Zelina up and DOUBLE STOMPS her down!

Giulia covers but the ref points out she’s in the ropes. Giulia is annoyed so she pushes Zelina to center. Giulia HEADBUTTS Zelina, bumps her off buckles, then goes corner to corner. Zelina dodges, Giulia hits buckles, and Zelina runs up to roll her up! TWO!! Giulia barely gets free of that, and she SMACKS Zelina down! Giulia is mad now and she stomps Zelina more. The ref counts as they’re in the ropes again, and Giulia puts Zelina in the corner. Giulia runs up and KNEES Zelina down! Cover, TWO! Zelina survives, Giulia covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Giulia grows frustrated but Zelina snarls.

Zelina fires body shots and ROCKS Giulia! SmackDown returns to single picture as Zelina runs, wheelbarrows, but Giulia makes it a FACEBUSTER! WHEELBARROW SURFBOARD! Zelina endures, reaches out, but Giulia adds the legs! The Surfboard teetertotters, Zelina manages to cover! TWO!! Giulia lets go to SURFBOARD STOMP! Cover, TWO!! Zelina survives again, but Giulia scoops! Zelina counters to a cradle, TWO!! Zelina goes to a corner, Giulia run sin, btu Zelina dodges! Another roll up, a roll through, but Zelina basement KICKS! Giulia is mad, she runs up, but Zelina dodges to LARIAT! And LARIAT!

The fans rally, Zelina blocks a knee, and she ELBOWS Giulia! Then the clinch for the SAIDO! Zelina kips up, the fans fire up, and Zelina runs in at the corner! METEORA! Zelina pushes Giulia down, goes up the corner, but Giulia avoids the leap! SHOTGUN BOOT! Zelina ends up in the corner, Giulia hoists her up, and Giulia climbs while the fans rally. Giulia underhooks the arms but Zelina fights the lift! Zelina fires body shots, then slips underneath! She YANKS Giulia into buckles! Then she goes up to SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up while both women are down! Zelina crawls her way over and covers, TWO!!

Giulia survives and Zelina is beside herself! The fans rally up, “This is Awesome!” Giulia rises, Zelina is up top, and Giulia BOOTS the legs out! Giulia climbs, and she says SHE is number one! Giulia HEADBUTTS again and again and again! Then she hoists Zelina up with the underhooks, SUPER DUPER BUTTERFLY PLEX! And then a roll through!? ARRIVEDERCI KNEE! Then the wrench, hammerlock, scoop, and GLORIOUS DRIVER GIULIA!! Cover, TWO?!?! Zelina survives and no one can believe it!! “This is Awesome!” but Giulia is going ballistic! Giulia drags Zelina up, wrenches and scoops again, but Zelina flips down! Sunset, TWO!!!

Giulia escapes with nanoseconds to spare! Zelina dodges a lariat to BACKSTABBER! Zelina hurries to a corner, the fans rally up, and Zelina climbs! MOONSAULT ONTO KNEES!! Giulia drags Zelina up, scoops, NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, GIUILA WINS!

Winner: Giulia, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s United States Champion)

Now that was madness! Zelina survived so much, but that last touch was all it took! Will nothing stop Giulia now that she’s handled her business?

 

Backstage interview with MFT.

Cathy Kelley is with JC Mateo, Tonga Loa, Talla Tonga, and the WWE United States Champion, Solo Sikoa, and mentions Solo defending that title against Jacob Fatu in a Steel Cage Match for SummerSlam. As for tonight, the cage does hang over the ring as a reminder, per Solo’s request, but why? Solo asks what is she talking about. Does he look like ring crew to her? No. The only things he’s worried about are HIS US Championship, and HIS MFT. Speaking of, Talla makes his in-ring debut against Solo’s big brother- Solo corrects her there and says Jimmy is the “little big brother.” Tonight, “Big Jim” gets a big boot across his big mouth, against the 7 foot monster, Talla Tonga!

Tonight, it is about sending a message. And what’s that stupid saying? Oh, right, “get in where you fit in.” Yadada mean? MFT heads out and Cathy says she doesn’t, but Solo says, “Yes, you do!” But will we all get an idea after this weekend in New Jersey?

 

AAA World Tag Team Championships Open Challenge: Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar VS ???

As issued on social media, Angel y Berto want to see if anyone from anywhere, whether that be Raw, SmackDown, NXT or AAA, want to fight Legado Del Fantasma! Who will answer the call? And will they take the gold right off Los Garza? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Santos has the mic. “New Jerseyyyy! It’s time for each and everyone one of you to stand up and show respect for the AAA World Tag Team Champions, LOS GARRRZAAA~! Mi familia!” Now, all they demand is that respect. Not that NJ is familiar with that concept. But hey, they’re here for a reason. Any tag team in the back! If you wanna be lucha libre royalty, just come out here and face Los Garza for the titles right now! We wait and… IT’S MR. IGUANA! The fans are all fired up “The Loveable Lizard,” and he also has Psycho Clown with him! Will the AAA Mixed Tag Team Champion and the AAA Trios Champion combine to become AAA Tag Team Champions?

The teams sort out and the fans are all fired up for Iguana! However, Psycho Clown and Angel start. The fans cheer as the two tie up, but then Angel takes a swing. Psycho dodges, then comes back to RANA! Angel tumbles, Psycho SOBATS, and he UPPERCUTS! Psycho runs, springboards, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE, but Psycho SMACKS Berto for good measure! SMACK for Angel, SMACK for Berto, but Angel runs up! Psycho scoops and hits a BACKBREAKER! Psycho rips his shirt off and the fans fire up! SUPERKICK for Angel! LARIAT for Berto! Psycho RIPS his mask off to reveal the real psycho behind!

Psycho pops Angel up, FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Psycho points to Iguana and the fans fire up! They cheer on Iguana but Angel anchors Psycho. Psycho headlocks Angel, Berto tags in as Angel powers out. Psycho jumps the dropdown, but Berto trips him at the ropes! Berto rains down fists on Psycho but the fans boo. Berto soaks up that heat, then CLUBS Psycho. Berto puts Psycho in the corner to ROCK and stomp away! Berto stops at 4, but Angel gets a cheap shot in. Berto tags Angel, then he drags Psycho to the apron. Angelo runs to PENALTY KICK! Angel TEARS OFF THE PANTS! And he throws them at Iguana!

The fans boo Angel but La Yesca bites the pants. Angel covers Psycho Clown, TWO! Angel drags Psycho up to snapmare, then he chicken wings the arms. The fans rally for “I-GUANA! I-GUANA!” Psycho Clown fights up, fires hands, but Angel shoves him away. Angel DROPKICKS Psycho and covers, TWO! Angelo clamps onto Psycho, whips him to ropes, but Psycho grabs ropes to BOOT Angel! And he ROCKS Berto! Psycho and Angel crawl, hot tag to Berto and he drags Psycho away! Psycho fights up and hops his way forward, hot tag to Iguana! The fans are thunderous as Iguana runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges, La Yesca in his mouth!

Iguana tilt-o-whirls and DEJA VU RANAS Berto! Then Iguana springboards, FLYING HEADBUTT! Iguana and La Yesca look to each other, and the fans fire up! Angel takes a swing, but Yesca blocks it! The fans fire up and Iguana goes up, up, jumps around, tumbles a bit, but he’s safe! Then he goes back up to RANA anyway! Iguana runs, springboards, and he tilt-o-whirls with Berto into a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Berto survives, Santos panics, but Iguana and Psycho regroup. They build speed, and Iguana FLIES! But Los Garza catches him! So Psycho Clown runs up, but Iguana is THROWN into him!

DOUBLE BUZZSAWS for Iguana! Angel runs in but Psycho TOSSES him out! Berto somersaults in, but Psycho catches him! Berto fights free, runs, and FLYING CHUCK! Cover, but Psycho isn’t legal! Berto tags Angel, and Angel KICKS Psycho while Berto fetches Iguana. Los Garza sets Iguana up top and Berto tags back in. Los Garza climbs up, and they lift Iguana for the SUPER M T Y!! Cover, TWO!! Iguana survives and the fans fire up! Berto drags Iguana up, the fans rally, and Angel tags in. But Iguana gets loose to tag Psycho Clown! DOUBLE CROSSBODY, but Berto DROPKICKS Psycho! Los Garza mugs Psycho and Angel UPPERCUTS Psycho!

Tag to Berto, they get Psycho up, M T Y!! Cover, Los Garza win!

Winner: Los Garza, by pinfall (still AAA World Tag Team Champions)

Iguana & Psycho Clown tried, but they couldn’t quite overcome the family bond of Los Garza. Will Angel y Berto continue to hold the AAA titles here in WWE? Or will a team rise up that can dethrone them?

 

Logan Paul & Drew McIntyre arrive backstage.

They still feel good over what they did to Jelly Roll. Cathy Kelley walks over to ask them about that attack, and how they justify the ambush. Logan says no comment, and Drew says anything they have to say, they’ll say it in front of the world later tonight. Drew & Logan leave, a live edition of ImPAULsive set up for SmackDown. Will they just verbally assault Jelly Roll after what they did physically? Or will someone show up to shut them up?

 

Aleister Black VS Damian Priest!

The Dark Father believes that while others fight to prove who they are, he fights to expose who they really are. Then will Aleister expose the Archer of Infamy’s weakness? Or will Priest refuse to #FadeToBlack?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up, the two tie up, and Aleister waitlocks. Priest rolls free and the two reset. They circle, tie up, and Priest powers Aleister to a corner. The ref counts, Aleister grabs Priest’s arm and wrenches. Priest wrenches through to arm-drag! Aleister is up and he KICKS Priest’s leg!  Priest snarls and the two reset. Aleister KICKS again, but Priest walks it off. Priest swings, misses, but he blocks a kick to KICK, KICK, and KICK! Aleister bails out before the spin kick! Priest is annoyed but he goes out the side. Priest runs up and uses the steps to leap and AX HANDLE! Down goes Aleister!

The fans cheer and Priest puts Aleister in the ring. Priest steps up but Aleister fires back! Aleister ROCKS Priest, fires more shots, but Priest ROCKS him in return! And he avoids the run-up, only for Aleister to avoid the roundhouse! Aleister ROUNDHOUSES Priest down, then he builds speed to FLY! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Aleister makes his way back to Priest while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Aleister puts Priest in the ring, then he waistlocks. Priest fights the lift, Aleister ducks an elbow, but Priest BELL CLAPS! Priest runs corner to corner, blocks a boot, but Aleister KNEES Priest away! Aleister goes up, and METEORAS! Down goes Priest but Aleister waits on him. Priest stands, Aleister KICKS, KICKS, but Priest ducks the roundhouse! Priest clinches, Aleister throws elbows, and Priest staggers away. Priest runs back up, but Aleister sweeps the legs! Priest falls into buckles! Aleister rains down fists and forearms, then he drags Priest up to whip. Priest reverses but Aleister ELBOWS him down! Cover, TWO!

Aleister stays cool while Priest goes to ropes. Aleister heads over, brings Priest up, and he ROCKS Priest! Priest sits back against the ropes, and Aleister KICKS him! Priest sputters, Aleister brings him up and fires a strike fest! Then a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Aleister clamps onto Priest with a top wristlock! Priest endures, even as Aleister puts on the pressure. Priest fights up, Aleister fires knees, but Priest fires body shots. SmackDown returns to single picture as Priest ROCKS Aleister. Aleister BOOTS Priest! Aleister brings Priest up but Priest shoves him away. Priest BOOT- NO, Aleister blocks it, and he JUMP KNEES Priest down! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Priest survives. Aleister kicks Priest around, toys with him really, but the fans rally up. Priest pounds the mat and he gets mad! The fans fire up as Priest blocks a boot! Priest spins Aleister and fires off forearms! Priest DECKS Aleister, DECKS him again, then dodges a shot to FLAPJACK! Aleister staggers to a corner, Priest runs up, and he ELBOWS Aleister! Priest knuckle locks and he goes up the corner. The fans cheer as Priest goes Old School to CROSSBODY! The fans fire up again as Priest rises up. Priest powers up the arm, runs the ropes, and he LARIATS Aleister inside-out! Cover, TWO!

Priest snarls but he stands back up. Priest drags Aleister up, kicks low, and reels him in. The fans rally but Aleister wrenches out to KICK! Priest SUPERKICKS! Aleister tumbles out of the ring but Priest goes out the side. Priest runs in around the way, but Aleister JUMP KNEES first! The fans fire up while both men are down! A ring count starts, Aleister drags himself into the ring, but then he goes up, out, and QUEBRADAS! Priest dodges, and he POUNCES Aleister over the desk! The fans fire up, especially as Priest decides to clear off the desk! But then Aleister CHUCKS a chair at Priest’s face!!

Winner: Damian Priest, by disqualification

The fans boo but Aleister no longer cares about winning! He rains down fists on Priest! The ref backs Aleister off, but Aleister just grabs the chair! He SMACKS Priest on the back! The ref reprimands but there’s nothing that can stop Aleister! He RAMS the chair into Priest’s head! The ref takes the chair from Aleister but Aleister grins. Priest is slumped against the steel steps, but Aleister SLAMS Priest’s head against them again and again! The fans are torn but Aleister drags Priest up. Aleister says Priest brought this on himself. BLACK MASS!! Priest falls to the steps and then the floor! The fans boo and the ref calls for help!

Aleister leaves Priest behind, but is this the end of their issue? Or will Priest make the Dark Father pay for his sins?

 

Tiffany Stratton and Jade Cargill cross paths backstage.

WWE Women’s Champion and 2025 Queen of the Ring both stop, and Jade tells Tiffany that she didn’t need the help last week. Jade was gonna hold her own. Tiff says maybe, but Tiff wouldn’t risk Jade walking into their match with a limp. And besides, when Tiff wins tomorrow, she won’t let there be any excuses. Jade says trust her, there won’t be. Remember, Jade was the first one to step to Tiff after WrestleMania. Now there are no distractions, no cash-ins, nothing else to worry about. Jade will finish what she started. The Storm heads on, will she reign in New Jersey? Or will there still be Tiffy Time on the clock?

 

Jimmy Uso VS Talla Tonga w/ Solo Sikoa!

The family feud has certainly escalated, especially with MFT bringing in the 7 foot tall Tongan Titan! But will Talla Tonga be bigger than #BigJim? Or can Jimmy help Jacob Fatu by removing this rook off Solo’s chessboard?

SmackDown returns as Jimmy makes his entrance. Only Solo is out here with Talla, but surely JC Mateo & Tonga Loa are lying in wait just in case. The bell rings and Jimmy steps to be face to… chest… with Talla. Talla pie faces Jimmy, Jimmy SMACKS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Talla grabs Jimmy, TOSSES him to the corner, but Jimmy dodges. Jimmy UPPERCUTS and CHOPS, then he climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count but Talla stops Jimmy at two! Talla swings, Jimmy blocks and Jimmy UPPERCUTS! Jimmy leaps, but into a CHOP! Talla looms over Jimmy, stands hm up, and CHOPS him back down!

The fans boo but Solo cheers Talla on. Talla stands Jimmy up just to short arm LARIAT! The fans boo but Talla flexes. Solo says keep after Jimmy, and Talla stomps away! Talla runs to drop a leg, brother! Jimmy sputters away, Solo says all day! Talla steps on Jimmy at the ropes, but the ref counts. Solo talks trash as Talla lets off, and Talla drags Jimmy up. Talla scoops to SLAM Jimmy! Jimmy writhes but Talla stalks him to the ropes. Talla scuffs Jimmy, ROCKS him, and the fans tell Solo off. Talla runs up but Jimmy DUMPS him out! Jimmy runs up, Talla blocks the kick, and Talla spins Jimmy, only for the DRAGON WHIP to hit!

Talla falls to the floor and Jimmy builds speed! Jimmy DIVES and Talla is sent into barriers! The fans fire up, but Talla is still up! Jimmy slides in, and Solo has Talla slow down to talk strategy. Jimmy eggs Talla on while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Solo has Talla cool off while the ring count climbs. The count passes 5 of 10, but Solo distracts Jimmy. Talla slides in, but Jimmy sees that coming! Jimmy CHOPS, CHOPS, and runs, but into a BOOT! Talla huffs ‘n’ puffs and drags Jimmy up. Talla puts Jimmy on the ropes and CHOKES him! Solo is there to talk trash but the ref backs Talla off. Solo sucker punches Jimmy! Jimmy is down but the fan rally up. Talla stalks Jimmy, HEADBUTTS him down, then stomps him around. Talla whips corner to corner hard and Jimmy slumps down in the corner. Talla storms up on Jimmy, talks trash, then CLUBS Jimmy.

Jimmy staggers away but Talla stalks him again. Talla stands Jimmy up to CHOKE him! The ref counts, but Talla digs his boot in! The ref reprimands, Talla steps off, but Jimmy fires back with haymakers and CHOPS! Talla shoves Jimmy, Jimmy rebounds, but Talla CLOBBERS him! Talla soaks up the heat, then clamps on a neck wrench! Jimmy endures as Talla puts on the pressure. Jimmy fights up, fires body shots, but Talla HEADBUTTS Jimmy down. Talla drags Jimmy up again, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Talla fires off in the corner. Talla throws elbows but the fans rally for “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!”

Talla short arm LARIATS Jimmy, then kicks him around. Talla scuffs Jimmy, eggs him on, and the fans rally up. Jimmy goes to a corner, Talla stands him up, but Jimmy UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Talla CHOPS back! Jimmy goes back to the corner but Talla steps on him. Talla CHOKES Jimmy on the ropes like that, but he steps off as the ref counts. Jimmy sputters but Talla drags him up. Talla ROCKS Jimmy, has him in the corner, then brings him around. Talla whips corner to corner, then runs up, but Jimmy BOOTS him! Talla snarls, runs back in, but Jimmy dodges! Jimmy mule kicks, then pops, locks, and UPPERCUTS!

Jimmy fireman’s carries!? No, Talla is too much! Talla slips free to BOOT Jimmy. Jimmy goes to the apron, he RAMS Talla, then GAMANGIRIS! Talla staggers away and Jimmy climbs up. Jimmy leaps, but into a choke grip! CHOKE- NO, Jimmy slips free and SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! Talla is still on his feet, but Jimmy LARIATS him out of the ring! Talla is on his feet! Solo gets on the apron, Jimmy SUPERKICKS him! Talla is in, Jimmy SUPERKICKS! Jimmy runs and SPEARS Talla down!! The fans fire up and Jimmy climbs the corner! USO SPLASH into the choke grip! Talla stands up, and he CHOKE SLAMS! Cover, Talla wins!

Winner: Talla Tonga, by pinfall

And yes, now Solo calls the rest of MFT to the ring. JC & Loa slide into the ring and they mug Jimmy! The fans boo, and Solo tells the crew to bring the cage down! And indeed, the cage lowers! Solo is all fired up as his guys beat up on Jimmy! Solo stands Jimmy up, but wait! JACOB FATU IS HERE! The Samoan Werewolf storms out to ringside, slides in before the cage is down, and now Solo’s trapped himself in here with the monster! The fans fire up as Fatu helps get Jimmy to the side. Solo finds the door, pops it open, and he runs for it! JC & Loa mug Fatu but Fatu fights them off with haymakers and elbows! Then SUPERKICK after SUPERKICK!

Fatu THROWS JC into the steel! Then he THROWS Loa into the steel! Then POP-UP SAMOAN DROP for Loa! The fans fire up for Fatu as he tells Solo that this is what’s coming! Fatu then runs in at JC to HIP ATTACK! Then HIP ATTACK for Loa! The fans geek out with Fatu, but Solo says Fatu is just stupid! But then Fatu hits the MIGHTY MOONSAULT on JC! And a MIGHTY MOONSAULT on Loa! Fatu shakes the cage, he knows he and Solo will fight soon enough! Will SummerSlam be the end of Solo Sikoa? Or can Solo find a way to leave the animal stuck inside the cage?

 

Backstage interview with Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss.

Cathy Kelley is with The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss, and says that while they’re “not friends,” they could become WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions at SummerSlam. It sure feels like the chemistry between them has evolved over the last few weeks. Would they call this something more than just a tag team? Charlotte admits, she didn’t have her and “Lexi” tagging on the 2025 Bingo Card. They’re so different, and yet, Alexa has has her back, shown up for Charlotte, and Charlotte respects her. Even if she’s super annoying. Alexa says sorry, is that Charlotte’s idea of a compliment? Well, take it or leave it. Yeah, might as well take it.

But Alexa will admit, Charlotte hasn’t been half bad, and has also had her back when it was needed. Cathy says between the witty insults and playful jabs, that feels like a friendship. Charlotte says no, definitely not. Maybe? Alexa says Charlotte doesn’t like “The F Word.” Charlotte says let’s wait until they get the titles before putting a label on this. Alexa says, “And she says I’m the annoying one.” The odd couple heads out, but will they be a couple of champions after facing Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez? Or will SummerSlam Weekend belong to Judgment Day?

 

Logan Paul heads to the ring!

New Jersey boos, but The Maverick isn’t alone. The Scottish Terminator also makes his entrance, and Drew fist bumps with Logan. They go to the ring together and grab some mics. The fans boo, but Logan tells them to shut up. Especially “Green Shirt Guy,” he’s the worst of them all! How dare the fans! They have two of the best wrestlers in the industry, and that’s a fact, and they are just trying to defend this place from outsiders! The fans boo but none of them understands what it means to compete at SummerSlam! Which by the way, Jelly Roll thought it was a hot dog eating contest!

Listen, Logan and Drew have dedicated their entire lives to this. And Logan is so sick of these outsiders, they make a name for themselves elsewhere and see WWE as a stepping stone, and that they’re the ones to take this place to the next level. Guess what? That is basically impossible, unless you are Logan Paul, and that’s who he happens to be. The fans boo but Logan tells Jelly to listen. Jelly is an outsider. Jelly is not a wrestler! And Jelly learned what he will learn tomorrow: He is a country star, not a superstar, and he will never, ever belong here! The fans boo but Drew adds on by telling Randy Orton that “whatever happens to Smelly Hole tomorrow” is on Randy’s hands.

Just because Jelly asked for the match doesn’t mean Orton had to give it to him! Orton wants to be BFFs with the guy, get free concert tickets, fangirl over him, fine. But now the match is happening. And what’s that song? Jelly only talks to who when he needs a favor? Logan thinks it’s Weightwatchers. Drew says yes, that’s one of ’em. But Drew says Jelly only talks to God when he needs a favor. Well, how selfish of Jelly. Drew has God on speed dial. And when Drew prays, bad things happen. Logan says that’s right, this is the WWE, not court-ordered community service. But wait, who is this pulling up into the parking lot? IT’S JELLY ROLL!

Logan can’t believe it, and Drew says Jelly better not come out here or the match won’t happen. But duh, Jelly isn’t alone. He brought Randy Orton! The Viper and Jelly storm their way to the ring but Logan says that’s so cute, Jelly called Daddy. Drew says it’s show time! #RKRoll goes down the ramp, Aldis tries to reason with them, but no dice. The teams are staring down, and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Orton ash Drew, Jelly has Logan, but things turn around! The security rushes out here, they pull the four apart, but the four find each other anyway! Jersey wants to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!”

Orton DECKS Logan! Drew grabs Orton, but Jelly jumps in there! Jelly and Orton back up, but then Orton runs up to DECK Drew! Drew & Logan are furious but there is a sea of security between them and the ring! The fans cheer Randy, and he slowly backs off. Orton and Jelly talk it over, they’re still fired up. So RKO for security! And RKO again! The shirt says “RKO EVERYBODY,” but the last guy is spared. Orton looks to Jelly, and Jelly grabs the guy! JELLY CHOKE SLAM! Will Logan regret lighting this fire that is inside Jelly Roll? Or will Drew help Logan establish himself as the one, the only, and the greatest celebrity turned wrestler ever?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, but it had a touch of the Go Home Syndrome. There were some really well done video packages, such as the one to hype the massive TLC tag title match. Good promo from Tiff and Jade to have one last interaction before their match, but it didn’t really change the math in that I still see either one as a viable winner. Very good, very fun promo from Charlotte & Alexa ahead of their tag title match, but again I don’t see the math changing. To me, Charlotte & Alexa should win the titles to not only bring them over to SmackDown for a stretch, but to also add to their “dysfunctional friends” story while adding to the Judgment Day dysfunction.

Very good promo from Solo to hype up his match with Jacob and Talla Tonga VS Jimmy Uso tonight. Solo continues to find little ways of being hilarious, like with that last little comment during the segment. Jimmy VS Talla was really good, especially for Talla’s first TV match (he had that Main Event on Hulu match) and commentary did a good job letting everyone know Talla held titles in NJPW as Hikuleo. Talla of course won, and with the cage, I knew they’d have it come down. Fatu making the save was good, though I do feel bad that JC is on the receiving end of Jacob looking strong. The go-home math says Solo finds a way, but I feel like Jacob should defy that math and win.

Great match from Aleister VS Priest, and the disqualification finish was probably the best move. Priest needed a win, he hasn’t gotten much lately, but Aleister couldn’t really lose because he’s just getting going again. Maybe they escalate and have Priest VS Aleister in a Street Fight of their own, even if that’d be like copying Cody VS Cena or something. Great Women’s US Championship match, but I had a feeling Giulia would win out. I’m a little surprised Kiana didn’t have any role to play. Granted, I’m not sure the business partnership thing was needed to start with, but then Kiana wouldn’t be doing anything and she should at least try her hand at being a manager character. In fact, Kiana could even take on a “gatekeeper” role, where the contenders have to beat her first.

Great match but a more awesome moment that Mr. Iguana & Psycho Clown were on SmackDown to face Los Garza. It got a little janky at parts but they were all really going fast to bring that AAA style lucha excitement to the show. Los Garza winning out makes sense, this is still a WWE show so the WWE team wins. Perhaps TripleMania coming up in a few weeks is where Los Garza lose the belts back to a team from AAA, but this was a great sign that WWE fans greatly enjoy AAA talent like Mr. Iguana and Psycho Clown.

Very good stuff with Logan, Drew, Jelly Roll and Orton. The “workout beatdown” was a good move, you see it more and more often these days, and it works given Jelly would need extra training because he’s the celebrity. Not sure I would’ve marketed it as “earlier today,” maybe more like “earlier this week,” but I suppose it isn’t that hard to think Jelly Roll flew up from the Performance Center in Orlando as soon as he could to make it to New Jersey in time for the closing segment. Very good brawl from #RKRoll with Drew & Logan, but with Orton & Jelly getting to stand tall here, I guess that means Drew & Logan find a way to win. Drew does need something given his previous losses, so does Jelly take the loss? Or does Randy “bite the bullet” for Jelly?

And then what a wild development in the Cody VS Cena story, in that Cena really did go back to being Face Cena like Cody wanted. On one hand, Cena got to vent on how The Rock and Travis Scott didn’t really do much of anything to help in the WrestleMania build and still hadn’t after. On the other, he used that absence to explain away this sudden reset happened. But even then, I feel like Cody maybe accepted it all too easily. They can let Cena’s Face return be real, we get a great match from him and Cody, and who knows how it finishes. But if Cena is lying to Cody and Cena does something underhanded, then kudos, that’s a good trick.

I honestly would’ve gone with a different option where Cody didn’t trust Cena tonight, and had this anger towards Cena. Cody would accuse Cena of lying, refusing to believe out of a sense of paranoia, because Cody thinks Cena is lying and is just luring Cody into a false sense of security. Then we can use that to work on Cody’s Heel turn, where he refuses to accept the truth. Honestly, this would be the perfected form of what Cody was doing in AEW, being the character who thinks he’s Face and wants to be Face but is really a Heel.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s NJPW Wrestling Dontaku Results & Report! (5/3/26)

Wrestling Dontaku, Night One!

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Is El Idolo ready for another round with the Gene Blast?

NJPW Wrestling Dontaku night one sees Yota Tsuji once again defend the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship against Andrade El Idolo!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Toru Yano, YOH & Master Wato VS Tiger Mask, Ryusuke Taguchi & Taisei Nakahara; Yano, Yoh & Wato win.
  • OSKAR & Yuto-Ice VS Tomoaki Honma & Masatora Yasuda; Oskar & Yuto win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Yuya Uemura, Taichi, El Desperado & Mistico VS TMDK; Yuya, Taichi, Desperado & Mistico win.
  • Six Man Tag: Bishamon & Tatsuya Matsumoto VS Will Ospreay, Great-O-Khan & Henare; Ospreay, Khan & Henare win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita & Shota Umino VS Chase Owens & Yujiro Takahashi; Konosuke & Shota win.
  • 10 Man Tag: The Unbound Company VS The United Empire; Unbound Company wins.
  • Aaron Wolf VS Don Fale; Wolf wins.
  • NEVER Openweight Championship: Ren Narita VS Boltin Oleg; Ren wins and retains the title.
  • IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship: Yota Tsuji VS Andrade El Idolo; Andrade wins and becomes the new IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

NEVER Openweight Championship: Ren Narita VS Boltin Oleg!

The House of Torture stole this title from Aaron Wolf, but the big man from Kazakhstan is looking to free it again! Will the Souled Out Son of Strong Style be put behind BARS? Or will he find another way to stack the deck?

But of course, the House has to attack from behind! The fans boo as Ren CLUBS Oleg and Dick Togo uses the SPOILER CHOKER! But then Oleg BOOTS Ren away, hauls Dick up, but Ren kicks low! Ren CLAWS Oleg’s eyes, whips, but Oleg reverses to send Ren hard into to the railing! The fans cheer as Oleg puts Ren in the ring, and the ref rings the bell! This is on record now as Oleg RUNS Ren over! Oleg whips Ren to ropes, Ren reverses, but Oleg CLOBBERS Ren! The fans cheer as Ren tumbles out! Dick checks on Ren, as does the ref. Oleg storms out the side, then storms over, but Dick attacks again! Oleg isn’t even bothered!

Dick cowers and calls for the ref. The ref reprimands Dick for even getting close to Oleg. But this distraction lets Ren JAM Oleg with a chair! And SMACK him down! The fans boo more while Oleg writhes, but Ren stalks him around the way. Ren stands Oleg up, then whips Oleg hard into railing! Oleg writhes again, clutching his arm, but Ren stands him up to wrench and wristlock. Ren then brings Oleg out into the crowd, CLUBS away on the arm, then lines up a shot. Ren whips and BOWLS Oleg into chairs! STRIKE! The fans rally for Oleg while he’s down on the floor, but Ren leaves him behind to roll into the ring.

The ring count climbs while Ren catches his breath. Oleg rises at 6 of 20, hobbles his way over, and rolls in at 12. Ren is right on Oleg with a whip and NECKBREAKER DROP! Cover, TWO! Oleg survives but Ren drags him back up. Ren wrenches the arm and bends the fingers before hitting an ELBOW BREAKER! Ren wrenches for another ELBOW BREAKER! Oleg drops to his knees but Ren wrenches the arm again. Ren hammerlocks the arm and RAMS it into bare buckles! Dick helped pull off the House Special! Ren drags Oleg up, clamps onto the arm, but Oleg stays up. Ren puts Oleg in a corner but the ref counts. Ren lets go at 4, but snapmares Oleg into the corner.

Ren goes outside, he CLAWS Oleg’s face, then bends the bad arm against the crossbar! The fans boo and the ref counts, but Ren lets go at 4. Oleg clutches his elbow while Ren grins an evil grin. Ren stalks Oleg, stomps him around, then eggs him on. Oleg rises up but Ren kicks him. Oleg ROCKS Ren with the good arm! And ROCKS him again, and again, and again! Ren wrenches the bad arm to another ELBOW BREAKER! Ren wraps the bad arm around ropes, stops as the ref counts, but Dick HOTSHOTS the arm in the distraction! Ren hits as FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! The fans rally for Oleg as he fights around.

Oleg high stacks Ren, then deadlifts for a POWERBOMB! The fans cheer while both men are down! Oleg rises first and the fans rally behind him. Oleg drags Ren up, but Ren fights the gut wrench to have the bad arm! ELBOW BREAKER! Ren RAMS shoulders with Oleg, RAMS again, then whips, but Oleg reverses to BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up as Oleg rises again! Oleg drags Ren up with the gut wrench, for the Shake, Shake, Shake, and THROW! Oleg kips up, the fans fire up, and Oleg shakes out the bad arm. Oleg runs corner to corner but Ren dodges! Ren runs up, but Oleg scoops! And he THROWS Ren again!

Oleg runs, runs, and BOLTIN PRESS! Cover, TWO! Ren survives but the fans rally behind Oleg again. Oleg storms over to Ren, drags him up, and reels him in, only for Ren to fight the lift. Oleg CLUBS Ren, but Ren CHOKES Oleg! Oleg breaks free to CHOP Ren! Oleg winds up, but Ren uses the ref as a shield! Oleg stops short, helps Marty Asami duck, and then he CHOPS Ren after all! Ren complains to the ref, but blocks a kick! Ren hands it to the ref so he can hit an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! The fans rally for Oleg as he powers right out! Both men rise up, and Oleg runs at Ren, only for Ren to DUMP him out!

Ren kicks Oleg, grabs a chair, and he puts the chair around the arm! Dick distracts the ref while Ren- NO, Oleg blocks the Pillmanizing! Oleg ROCKS Ren, then CHAIR LARIATS! The fans fire up as the “Chairiat” takes Ren down! Oleg kicks the chair away, then drags Ren up. The fans cheer as Oleg puts Ren in the ring, then storms over to him. Oleg drags Ren up, gut wrenches again, for more Shake, Shake, Shake, and the DOCTOR- NO! Ren fights the bomb! Ren is free but he flounders to a corner. Oleg runs up to SPLASH! Then Oleg torture racks, but Ren CLAWS Oleg’s eyes! Ren whips Oleg into the ref!

Ren CLAWS Oleg’s face, then Yoshinobu Kanemaru appears! The fans boo as the Heel Master kicks Oleg down! Kanemaru uncorks his whiskey bottle to take a big swig! Kanemaru aims, but Oleg smothers the mist! Oleg fireman’s carries Kanemaru, but Dick runs in! Dick kicks Oleg but he doesn’t budge! Oleg then squeezes Kanemaru and the WHISKEY MIST hits Dick!! But Ren is up, only for Oleg to THROW Kanemaru onto him! The fans fire up for Oleg, and he calls to the ref before grabbing Ren’s legs. Oleg YANKS Ren right up, into the POWERBOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Ren survives the #BoltinBomb but the fans rally for Oleg!

Oleg grits his teeth, shakes out his bad arm, then torture racks Ren! Ren flails as Oleg bends him back! But now SHO is here! Sho distracts right as Ren TAPS! Oleg would’ve won! Oleg sees Sho, runs him off, but Sho eggs Oleg on. But then WOLF is here! The fans cheer as Aaron Wolf kicks Sho, then hauls him away! But then Ren kicks Oleg’s legs out, and has him in the GUILLOTINE! But Oleg powers up, powers out, and suplexes Ren! Ren slips free, kicks low and DOUBLE CROSSER! Cover, TWO!! Oleg survives and Ren is beside himself! The fans cheer Oleg on as he and Ren stir. Ren crawls to ropes, drags himself up, and vows to end this!

Ren climbs the corner, takes aim from up high, for HELL’S- NO, Oleg catches Ren for a SNAP KAMIKAZE!! But the bad arm holds him back! Oleg can’t make the cover as he clutches the shoulder in pain! The fans rally even harder as Oleg rises again. Oleg roars, drags Ren up, and fireman’s carries! VERDICT!! Ren flounders but Oleg makes the cover this time, ROPEBREAK!! Ren survives by fingertips, and Oleg is frustrated with his miscalculation. Oleg roars again, he brings Ren back up, and the fans cheer the fireman’s carry. But Ren grabs ropes! Oleg can’t pry Ren free, so he just goes up! But Ren CLAWS Oleg’s eyes!

The ref reprimands but Ren goes up, up, and SUPER ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Oleg flails, reaches out, but Ren pulls  on the bad arm! The fans cheer as hard as they can for Oleg as he fights around! Oleg reaches out, but he’s still so far away! Oleg kicks, kicks, kicks, and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Oleg survives by a literal foot! Ren drags Oleg up, brings him to the corner, and climbs up. Ren vows to end it now! DOWN TO DIE on the arm! DISARMER!! Oleg endures the mounted armbar, but then powers through, only to end up in an ARMBAR!! Ren puts on the pressure, but Oleg again powers up! Deadlift, but Kanemaru distracts the ref!!

DICK LOW BLOWS OLEG!! The ref misses all that, and Ren drags Oleg back down!! Oleg TAPS, Ren wins!!

Winner: Ren Narita, by submission (still NEVER Openweight Champion)

Another day, another way for Ren to cheat and steal this title away! Then the House stomps away on Oleg! Wolf returns to run them off, but he was not enough to even the odds during the match. Wolf grabs a mic to tell Ren, “What do you think you’re playing at? See if you can step on me one more time! Put that belt on the line and fight me! I promise to take back that title!” The Wolf has eyes on his prey, but will he huff ‘n’ puff and blow the House of Torture down? Or will they stack the deck too high for anyone to overcome?

 

 

IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship: Yota Tsuji VS Andrade El Idolo!

What was meant to be former friends settling a grudge is now a second chance for a “Real Latino Man.” Gabe Kidd is hurt, so Andrade is back again, but will he redeem himself from the New Beginning in USA? Or will Gene Blast still be golden?

President Hiroshi Tanahashi is here to give the formal introductions and raise the belt as we see if history repeats itself!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two stare down. The fans cheer on “YO~TA! YO~TA!” but Andrade ignores that as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Yota’s height becomes his leverage. Yota puts Andrade on the ropes, but lets off cleanly. The fans applaud and Andrade shakes it off. The two reset and circle again. They tie up, are in another deadlock, but Andrade pushes Yota to the ropes. Andrade lets off, but CHOPS! Yota CHOPS, but Andrade headlocks. Yota endures the grind, but Andrade hits a takeover. Yota headscissors, Andrade kips free, but Yota hits the takeover, only for Andrade to handspring through!

Andrade returns to RANA, but Yota handsprings through! The fans cheer as the two stare down again. They circle, feel things out, and tie up with knuckle locks. They go shoulder to shoulder but Andrade wrenches to headlock. Yota powers up but can’t power out as Andrade pulls hair! Yota powers up and out this time, but Andrade RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Andrade runs, only for Yota to hurdle over. Andrade leaps over, Yota sidesteps, but Andrade springboards to CROSSBODY! Andrade then LARIATS Yota up and out! The fans fire up, and Andrade builds speed! But Yota slips in, dodges Andrade, and slips around to arm-drag!

Andrade bails out and now Yota builds speed! The fans cheer, but Andrade is back! Yota blocks the boot, but Andrade whips, only for Yota to reverse. Andrade goes tranquilo in the ropes! The fans cheer, but Yota nods and raises his own LIJ fist. Yota then BOOTS Andrade to the floor! Yota goes out after Andrade, puts him in the ring, and the fans rally again. Yota drags Andrade up, KNEES him low, then KNEES him again. Andrade fires elbows, swings, but into a half nelson! GUT BUSTER! The fans cheer while Andrade goes to a corner. Yota runs in for a STINGER SPLASH! Yota then climbs up, and the fans cheer as he rains down elbows!

Yota goes to nine, winds up, but Andrade YANKS Yota down before ten! Andrade then stomps away on Yota, drags him up, and scoops to SLAM! The fans cheer again while Andrade snarls. Andrade storms back over to Yota, drags him up, and snapmares. Andrade runs to basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Andrade clamps onto Yota with a headlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Yota endures, and Yota fights his way back up. But Andrade wrangles Yota down and puts on more pressure. The fans rally more as Yota keeps fighting around. Yota kicks his way forward to the ROPEBREAK!

The fans cheer as Andrade lets go, but Yota coughs and sputters as he catches his breath. Andrade grabs legs, and he stomps Yota in the stomach! Andrade looms over Yota, drags him back up, and puts him in the corner to CHOP! Yota is stinging, but also grinning! Yota eggs Andrade on, so the gloves literally come off! Andrade CHOPS Yota! The fans cheer and Yota keeps smiling! Andrade says uno mas, or perhaps moikai, and he kicks instead! Andrade wags his finger, then ROCKS Yota! Andrade whips corner to corner, then runs up, but Yota puts him on the apron! But Andrade blocks the enzigiri to put Yota in the Tree of Woe!

Andrade goes up, WOE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Yota survives but Andrade says it was that close. Andrade then drags Yota up in the corner, ROCKS him with forearm after forearm, but Red Shoes reprimands. Andrade backs off, but he rallies the fans as he goes corner to corner and back again, CIEN- NO, Yota ducks the knees to sunset flip! TWO, and Andrade ROCKS Yota! Yota ROCKS Andrade! They go forearm for forearm, then Andrade CHOPS! And CHOPS! Andrade runs, but Yota scoops to BACKBREAKER! The fans cheer while both men are down! The fans rally again, and Yota rises first. Yota is grinning again, he’s enjoying this.

Yota stands Andrade up to CHOP! Andrade wobbles, then drops to a knee, but Yota stands him up again. Yota CHOPS again, then brings Andrade around. Yota winds up, but Andrade blocks and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Andrade runs, but Yota ELBOWS him! And CHOPS! Yota roars, runs, but Andrade catches him on the second rope for the INVERTED SPANISH FLY! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! The fans rally as both men stir, and Andrade stands first. Andrade brings Yota up, and snap suplexes! But that’s just Uno Amigo! Andrade suplexes again, but Yota slips out! Yota waistlocks but Andrade ELBOWS free!

Andrade runs up but into a BOOT! Andrade comes back, but into another BOOT! Yota goes up, up, and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Yota keeps going, tilt-o-whirls and arm-drags again! Andrade tumbles out of the ring but the fans rally behind Yota as he builds speed! And this time, Yota DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp! The fans cheer as Yota stands tall going up the ramp. Yota goes back for Andrade, brings him back to the ring, and the fans applaud. Yota aims as Andrade rises, and he runs corner to corner for the GENE TRIGGER! Yota hauls Andrade up top, then climbs up to join him! The fans rally as Yota sets up for the SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO!

Andrade survives but Yota just keeps on him! Yota has the legs but Andrade resists the turnover. Andrade BOOTS Yota away, but Yota storms back up. Yota reels Andrade in, but Andrade hits a snap suplex! Then another, that’s Dos Amigos! Yota fights the third, but Andrade dodges the lariat to then FLYING FOREARM! Both men are down again and the fans rally back up! Yota crawls to a corner, but Andrade pounds the mat. The fans clap along, “SI! SI! SI!” Andrade runs corner to corner and back again, CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Yota survives and the fans fire up again! Andrade drags Yota to a drop zone, then goes up the corner!

The fans rally as Andrade DROPDOWN MOONSAULTS, into BOOTS! Yota then has Andrade in the ropes for a KICK! Yota goes from the corner, but Andrade manages a SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans are stunned as Yota hits apron then the floor! Daiki Nagai fans Yota off, but Andrade TRIANGLE JUMP TORNILLOS! Down goes Yota and the fans fire up again! Andrade snarls, then brings Yota up and into the ring. Andrade climbs up, up, and MOONSAULT DOUBLES! Cover, TWO! Andrade is surprised, but he can’t help but smile. The fans rally more and more as Andrade brings Yota up, and underhooks!

Yota fights The Message, RAMS Andrade into a corner, but then Andrade hoists Yota up top! Andrade CHOPS again, then climbs up after Yota. Andrade brings Yota up, up, and SUPER DUPER PLEXES!! And then he just rolls through! That’s just Uno Amigo! Then a snap suplex for Dos Amigos! And then- ORANGE CRUSH from Yota!! Cover, TWO!! Still no third amigo but both men are down again! The fans rally even harder as Yota drags himself to the ropes. Yota nods, and even manages a smile. He uses this energy to rise again! Yota brings Andrade up, then goes up the corner! MARLOWE- NO, Andrade is after him again!

Yota fights the Spanish Fly, Andrade fires body shots of his own, but Yota kicks the legs out! Andrade dangles, Yota adjusts, DRAPING MARLOWE CRUSH! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and the fans fire up again! Andrade goes to the apron but Yota follows him outside. Yota stands Andrade up, but Andrade fires an elbow! Yota fires a forearm, Andrade fires back, and the two brawl on the edge. Yota laughs, then GENE TRIGGER! And then RANA to the floor!! The fans are thunderous for that wild gamble of an attack! Yota roars as he rises and the fans are with him! Yota drags Andrade up, brings him around, and POSTS him!

Yota pushes Andrade to the apron, then steps back inside. Yota climbs the corner, brings Andrade up to join him, but Andrade fires hands. Yota CLUBS away on Andrade, but Andrade fights the clinch! Andrade looks to the outside?! Yota fights the suplex to go to the very top! And he brings Andrade up, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and the fans cheer, but Yota isn’t done with him! Yota stands Andrade up, pump handles, but Andrade fights with elbows! Yota ROCKS Andrade in the back! Yota back suplexes, but Andrade lands out! Yota mule kicks, runs, and LARIATS! Andrade stays standing!?

Andrade SHOVES Yota, eggs him on, so Yota runs, and he avoids the Shadow Elbow! GENE TRIGGER! Then the pump handle, the lift, and the SILVER LINING SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives again but Yota powers up! The fans cheer as Yota hits his three point stance and waits on Andrade. Andrade rises, Yota runs in, GENE- SHADOW ELBOW!!! Both men are down and the fans fire back up! Red Shoes checks both men, they’re both still in this, so a standing count begins! Both men are still down at 5 of 10 while the fans rally harder and harder. They’re still down at 7! At 8! Both men sit up at 9! But then they flop back over!

Red Shoes lets the match continue from here, as we’re already 25 minutes deep. Andrade and Yota sit up again, and they stare down as they rise up. Andrade eggs Yota on, so Yota winds up to CHOP! Andrade wobbles, but he walks that one off. The fans rally as Andrade winds up to CHOP! The sweat is seen flying off Yota, then he drops to his knees! And yet, Yota grins again! Yota stands back up, winds up, and CHOPS! The favor has been returned as Andrade is now stinging. Andrade stands back up, and he nods before he CHOPS! Yota drops to his knees, then falls back! But he gets up quickly enough as the fans rally again.

Yota storms up, winds up, and CHOPS! Andrade’s chest is getting red, as is Yota’s, but Andrade- YOTA HEADBUTTS! Yota changes things on Andrade, then reels him in! POWER- SUNSET BOMB!! Cover, TWO and Yota has it! TWO and Andrade has it! TWO, Yota has it again, TWO! Andrade dodges, springboards, into a GENE BLASTER!!! Cover, TWO?!? Andrade survives the anti-air attack but Yota crawls his way to the corner. Yota loads up but he demands Andrade stand again! Andrade rises, Yota runs in, GENE- NO, Andrade hurdles over! Then he rolls Yota up, and deadlifts for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!

Andrade drags Yota up, underhooks, but Yota defies the Message! So Andrade hammerlocks, LA SOMBRA DDT!! Cover, TWO?!? Yota survives and Andrade is beside himself, but the fans are thunderous! Andrade rises, he vows to end this, and he underhooks Yota. Yota fights The Message, but Andrade powers up! Andrade shifts, for a TIGER DESTROYER!! Then Andrade hauls Yota up to the corner, still underhooking the arms! But Yota NORTHERN LIGHTS! Double cover, TWO!! Yota clinches, BACKBREAKER! FLATLINER! STOMP!! The Gene Combination hits as we hit 30 minutes! Then Yota hits the JUMBO PLEX!!

Yota drags Andrade by the legs, then fires up as he turns Andrade! BOSTON CRAB!! The fans are thunderous as Andrade endures! Andrade reaches out but Yota drags him to center! Yota sits deep on the hold, but Andrade still fights! Andrade scrambles his way to the ROPEBREAK! The fans are thunderous as Yota lets go in frustration. Yota and Andrade sit up, and Yota still smiles. The fans rally behind Yota as he brings Andrade up and places him up top. Yota climbs up behind Andrade, then dragon sleepers! The fans rally as Andrade fires elbows! Andrade turns around, and he has the facelock, DDT on the post?!?

Andrade falls to the floor but that’s the lesser of the damage! He hurries back inside, he hauls Yota back up, for THE MESSAGE!!! Cover, ANDRADE WINS!!!

Winner: Andrade El Idolo, by pinfall (NEW IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion)

An instant classic and an absolute shocker at the same time as Andrade has his revenge! Yota went from two belts to none, what will his journey of redemption look like?

As for Andrade, Tanahashi presents him with the belt, and Andrade holds it high. This is not only a win for the United Empire, but a win for AEW and the Don Callis Family. Andrade grabs a mic to say, “I did it.” The fans applaud, and Andrade continues by saying, “I wanna say thank you. Yota Tsuji is good, he’s an amazing talent, but Andrade El Idolo was better tonight.” The fans applaud again, and Andrade says he knows many know he is an AEW talent, but this title is NJPW’s. So Andrade will now officially be working in both companies, both companies are in his blood. And he wants to thank everyone here in Japan for watching.

Andrade says he now has a question, and it is a simple one: Who wants to challenge him? The fans applaud, and Andrade drops the mic. Andrade holds up the belt again, but wait! Stepping out in a nice suit is Drilla Moloney. But then Shota Umino is also here, still in ring gear. Andrade likes where this is going as the two challengers talk on stage. 44 Caliber and Roughneck both go to the ring, and Andrade asks if they heard what he said. So Drilla wants this title? And Shota wants it, too? Then he has an idea.

If they want this title, HIS title, why not this just be a Triple Threat for the Global Heavyweight Championship?  Just say where, when, and what time. Then The RRRREAL~ Latino Man will be there! The fans cheer as Andrade is already raising the bar on this belt! Andrade says just call and he’ll be there. Andrade tells the fans, “Arigato!” The fans cheer, but will Andrade regret stacking the odds for his first defense? When and where will we see this shootout happen?


My Thoughts:

A great start to the Wrestling Dontaku double event, and quite the surprising result for the main event. While House of Torture shenanigans were 1000% expected for Narita VS Oleg, that was still a great match. But at the same time, as great as Oleg is, he was not going to become a TRIPLE champion between the NJPW Strong and both NEVER Openweight titles. Aaron Wolf stepping up to Ren is good stuff, but seriously, can Tanahashi use his authority to put ringside bans up? It’s actually bad kayfabe logic from management to not see that as an option.

But as I was saying, amazing main event, and Yota losing is pretty wild. I suppose even if this was Yota Tsuji VS Gabe Kidd, Gabe winning would’ve worked in story, too, positioning this title as a crossover title between NJPW and AEW. Yota’s story of making a comeback will be an intriguing one. Perhaps he uses the G1 Climax as his road back. As for Andrade being up for the Triple Threat with Shota and Drilla, that’s pretty cool, too. I don’t see Andrade losing his first defense, but a Triple Threat is a classic way to keep all parts strong no matter the result.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/2/26)

There’s a Collision in Peoria!

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There’s even MORE gold on the line tonight!

Willow Nightingale has been the Comeback Killer, but will she still be the AEW TBS Champion after facing Anna Jay? Or will Anna truly be the Star of the Show?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 10 Man Tag: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, PAC, David Finlay & Clark Connors VS The Rascalz & Top Flight; Moxley, Claudio, Pac, Finlay & Connors win.
  • AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mascara Dorada; Jack wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS MXM TV; The Conglomeration wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Anna Jay; Willow wins and retains the title.
  • Ace Austin & Juice Robinson VS Wheeler Yuta & Daniel Garcia; Ace & Juice win.
  • Skye Blue VS Nixi XS; Skye wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Kevin Knight VS Hook w/ The Opps; Knight wins and retains the title.

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AEW sends thoughts and prayers to Rebel.

As reported and posted on social media, Tanea Brooks, aka Rebel, was diagnosed with a terminal case of ALS. AEW wants her to know that she is more than just a friend and coworker but part of their family, and certainly we here at The Chairshot also wish nothing but the best for her during such a trying time.

 

10 Man Tag: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, PAC, David Finlay & Clark Connors VS The Rascalz & Top Flight!

While the Death Riders are working to rebuild Will Ospreay from the ground up, they’re still looking to dominate AEW in all aspects. Will the Maniac, the Swiss Cyborg & The Bastard get another win alongside The Dogs? Or can Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz, Myron Reed, Darius & Dante Martin get so high that no one can touch them?

The teams don’t sort out as The Rascalz just DIVE onto The Dogs! The fans fire up as then Top Flight PLANCHA onto Moxley & Pac! Claudio is caught off guard, and Myron DUMPS him out! Claudio runs back in, he pops Myron up, but Myron slips free! Myron goes Matrix, PELES, and the bell rings! Claudio tumbles out, Myron throws off his shirt and builds speed to FLY! Down go Claudio & Pac! The fans fire up as Myron high-fives with Top Flight. The Dogs turn things around on Dez & Zach, and the brawl is all over ringside! The fans cheer as Moxley whips Darius into railing! Finlay pokes Myron in the eyes!

Dante ROCKS Finlay, Finlay hits back, and Moxley CLAWS Dante’s face! Connors ELBOWS Zach, UPPERCUTS, and he bumps Zach off buckles. Connors runs up but Zach dodges! Zach ROCKS and CHOPS on repeat and the fans fire up! Finlay runs up, Zach DECKS him! Zach fires off on Connors again, then runs corner to corner, but Connors dodges! Zach BOOTS Connors away, then TORNILLOS him down! Cover, TWO! The fans rally behind Zach and he brings Connors up with a waistlock. Connors stomps feet, tags Finlay, and Finlay UPPERCUTS Zach! Finlay stomps a mudhole into Zach, but stops as the ref counts.

The fans boo but Finlay soaks up the heat with a smile. Finlay drags Zach up but Zach arm-drags free! Then he dodges, hot tag to Myron! Myron tags Dez, The Rascalz fire off strikes on Finlay! ENZIGIRI, DOUBLE STOMP, and STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, but Pac breaks it! Tags to Darius and Pac, and Darius arm-drags! Darius fires uppercuts but Pac headlocks! Darius powers up and out but Moxley sneaks a tag! KICK and LARIAT! The fans fire up as Moxley then runs corner to corner and LARIAT! Moxley rains down fists, and the fans count as Moxley goes past TEN, then BITES Darius’ forehead!

Moxley ROCKS Darius, Darius ROCKS Moxley back! The fans rally as the shots go back and forth! Darius fires a flurry, but Moxley shoves Darius away! Darius DROPKICKS Moxley down! Darius tags Dante, Top Flight double whips, but Moxley reverses! Darius goes up and out, spins Moxley to CHOP, and Dante A-LIST LARIATS! Then the snap suplex, and slingshot SENTON! Tag to Myron, but Moxley CHOPS! Myron sputters but he comes back to CHOP! Moxley CHOPS, Myron staggers, but Myron CHOPS again! Moxley CHOPS, Myron CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as the CHOPS keep going!

Moxley ROCKS Myron with forearm after forearm! Moxley whips, Myron ducks ‘n’ dodges to springboard and DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Myron runs up, but Moxley TOSSES him out! Marina is there to BOOT Myron down! The fans boo but Marina’s always The Problem. Claudio brings Myron up, but Dez TORNADO DDTS! But then Finlay fireman’s carries to POST Dez! Zach runs up to DROPKICK Finlay into railing! But Connors JEEP FLIPS Zach over the desk! Dante FLYING KNEES Connors outta nowhere! Only for Pac to BOOT Dante! Darius SWINGING KICKS Pac! Claudio DECKS Darius!

Myron GUILLOTINE LEG DROPS Moxley in the ropes! Myron goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES into the UPPERCUT! Claudio turns the tables and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Moxley flexes while he paces around Myron, then drags him around. Moxley pushes Myron to a cover, ONE! Moxley grabs Myron’s legs, stomps him in the gut, and the rest of the team is throwing The Rascalz around on the outside! Moxley drags Myron around to clamp on a headlock, and he grinds Myron down. Myron endures, just working to avoid a Bully Choke, only to end up in a straitjacket. Moxley then short arm LARIATS Myron down! Tag to Claudio, he and Moxley mug Myron, then tag to Pac. They double whip to scoop, BACKBREAKER, and basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Myron toughs it out but Pac stays close.

Pac taunts Myron and The Rascalz, then stomps Myron down. Pac bumps Myron off buckles, tags Finlay, and Finlay tags Connors. The Dogs mug Myron, then BROKEN ARROW sends Myron flying! Connors runs to BASEMENT SHOULDER TACKLE! Cover, TWO! Connors clamps onto Myron with a chinlock and grinds him down. Myron endures, Collision returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Myron fights to his feet, fires body shots, but Connors CLUBS him down! Connors snap suplexes, then looms over Myron. Connors grabs a leg, Myron kicks at him, but Connors scuffs Myron. Myron kicks harder now and kicks free!

The fans rally but Connors grabs another leg! Connors ducks the enzigiri, and Finlay CLOBBERS Myron! The Death Riders BLAST The Rascalz & Top Flight for good measure! The fans are torn but The Dogs soak it all up. The Dogs then double suplex, but Myron lands out! He goes Matrix again to DOUBLE CUTTER! The fans fire up as Myron crawls! Hot tag to Dez! But then Top Flight & Zach DIVE to wipe out the rest! Dez fires off on The Dogs, fires a strike fest and a CUTTER on Finlay! Then he dodges Connors to handspring and PELE! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives but Dez brings him up and around.

Connors waistlocks, Dez switches, then Dez RAMS Connors into the corner! ENZIGIRI! Tag to Zach before the trip and CATAPULT into the SUPERKICK! Zach goes up, DOUBLE STOMP BACKBREAKER! Cover, Finlay breaks it! Dez kicks Finlay out, The Rascalz set up, but Finlay stops the Hot Fire Flame! Finlay HOTSHOTS Zach for Connors to bring around, and he feeds Zach to Finlay’s CANADIAN HAMMER! Zach sputters, into the SPEAR!! Cover, DEZ BREAKS IT! The fans cheer but Finlay TOSSES Dez! Zach and Connors slowly crawl, but Connors throws forearms! Connors then whips Zach, but Zach handsprings and KNEES Connors down!

The fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tags to Pac and Darius! The fans fire up as Darius slips around, backslides, TWO! LA MAGISTROL! TWO, and Darius sunset flips! Pac stays up, sits down, TWO! Darius powers through to a cover, TWO! Darius dodges Pac, tags Dante, and Dante springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up again as Dante tags Darius back in. Pac runs up, Dante goes up and over, Darius GAMANGIRIS! Dante SUPERKICKS! Darius steps in, FLATLINER! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Dante kicks Claudio, he and Darius DOUBLE SUPL- NO, Claudio fights that to DOUBLE SUPLEX Top Flight!

The fans fire up as Claudio waits on someone to get up. Claudio just YANKS Dante around for THE GIANT SWING! Moxley watches it go around, and DROPKICKS Dante at TEN! Myron is back he SUPERKICKS Moxley, but Claudio has Myron! Dez jumps on for a SLEEPER! So Claudio just spins around like that before he THROWS Dez at Myron! Dez RANAS Myron so he can RAM Claudio! Then Zach runs up to ENZIGIRI! Top Flight is back, they double mule kick! Then they combine with Rascalz, TRIPLE DROPKICK!! The fans are thunderous but Finlay DOUBLE LAREIATS Top Flight! Rascalz TRIPLE SUPERKICK Finlay!

Finlay is in the corner, Dez UPPERCUTS! Zach DROPKICKS! Myron gets the boost to go up, out, and back in, but Finlay stops the Code Breaker to THROW Myron at Zach! Then DOUBLE SPEAR from The Dogs!! But Myron & Zach GAMANGIRI, and CODE BREAKER, all in stereo! But Pac & Moxley BOOT them out! Darius DECKS Pac! Moxley whips Dante, Darius gives him help up and over, then Dante helps Darius TORNADO DDT! Pac SUPERKICKS Dante, but Darius rolls Pac, TWO!! Pac escapes in time, then dodges Darius! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Pac UPPERCUTS! Moxley LRIATS! Feed to Pac’s LARIAT FROM HELL!!

And then, BRUTALIZER!!! Darius QUITS, Death Riders & Dogs win!!

Winners: Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, PAC, David Finlay & Clark Connors, by submission

What a fast ‘n’ furious start to the night! But will they have Will Ospreay operating on this same level soon enough?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

Not only is Wednesday the THREE HOUR SPECIAL on TBS, a combination of both Dynamite & Collision, but next Saturday, live on TBS, it will be the first-ever AEW Fairway to Hell special! One hour, 8 PM Eastern, on TBS, from West Palm Beach, Florida, AEW will see who is up to par! Make sure your DVR is set so you don’t miss a moment!

 

The Jurassic Express is on the road again.

Luchasaurus drives but “Jungle” Jack navigates with his telescope. Full steam ahead! The road is long, dangerous, but two challengers have already been left in the dust. And if Jack knows a thing or two, there will be more. And no matter who they are, they ain’t stopping for anybody! Hold on, potty break. Bring your best, do your worst, but it won’t matter, because Jack IS the National Champion so F U! The cameraman says they’re not allowed to swear. So Jack throws him off the bus! The Jack Perry National Tour continues tonight in Peoria, but will it also end tonight? Or will Jack not stop until he’s out of gas?

AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mascara Dorada!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Illinois is about that Tarzan Life!

The bell rings and the fans cheer Jack as he circles with Dorada. They shake hands and the fans applaud that show of sportsmanship. The two tie up, Jack wrenches to a wristlock, but Dorada rolls, cartwheels, then uses the ropes to flip through! Dorada arm-drags Jack away and the fans applaud. Jack nods, that was good. The two go again, circle, and Jack trips Dorada. Jack facelocks, rolls with Dorada, then shifts to a headlock. Dorada powers up but can’t power out as Jack hits a takeover! Dorada rolls to a cover, ONE, and Jack holds on. Dorada powers up and out this time, but Jack RUNS him over! The fans cheer as things keep moving, and Jack handsprings over the dropdown!

Things get going again, Jack hurdles, then MONKEY FLIPS and DROPKICKS! Jack kips up and the fans cheer! Jack takes a bow while Dorada takes a moment to catch his breath. Jack stands Dorada up to CHOP him down, then he whips Dorada to ropes. Dorada handsprings, Jack dodges, and things keep moving! Dorada FLIP RANAS and Jack tumbles! The fans fire up for Dorada now, and he brings Jack up. Jack CHOSP Dorada again, then knuckle locks. Jack goes up, up, jumps around, and arm-drags Dorada away! Dorada knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up, up, steadies himself, then pinballs around to arm-drag Jack!

The fans fire up as Jack tumbles out. Dorada TORNILLOS and down goes Jack! Dorada high-fives fans, then stands on railing to have everyone cheer. The ref double checks Jack but he’s alright. Dorada has the fans chanting for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Jack ROCKS Dorada, then POSTS Him! Then Jack swings on the corner to KICK Dorada down! Jack refreshes the ring count, runs up on Dorada, but Dorada puts Jack in the crowd! Jack SLAPS back, SLAPS again, then goes up onto the railing to bring Dorada up to join him! The fans fire up as these two brawl on the literal edge! Jack tries but Dorada fights the suplex!

Dorada fires body shots, then hops on, BARRIER DESTROYER!! The fans go nuts as both Jack and Dorada are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref checks both men, and somehow they’re both okay to continue. Dorada crawls to the steel steps and the fans rally behind him. Dorada hobbles his way over to Jack, puts him in the ring, then stomps him around. Dorada stands Jack up to CHOP! Jack sputters as he drops down, but Dorada stands him back up. Jack CHOPS Dorada, but Dorada SUPERKICKS back! Jack is down, Dorada fires up, and Dorada clamps on with a chinlock. Dorada grinds Jack down, leans on the hold, but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Dorada is up top! 450- NO, Dorada bails out as Jack moves! Dorada comes back, Jack dodges, but Dorada goes up and up to backflip off the corner! Dorada whips Jack corner to corner, but Jack goes up and over to GERMAN SUPELX! But Dorada lands out! Jack SUPERKICKS! Jack runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Dorada reels Jack in, suplexes, but Jack slips free to POISON-RANA! Jack runs, but into a CODE RED!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! A standing count starts, but both men are up at 4 of 10. Dorada CHOPS Jack, then ROCKS him at the ropes. Dorada fires more shots, but stops as the ref counts.

Dorada whips, Jack reverses, and Jack manages a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Dorada survives but Jack points to the fans. The fans fire up and Jack stands Dorada up. Jack CHOPS Dorada down, then CHOPS him to the corner. Jack fires forearms in the corner, but stops as the ref counts 4. Jack whips but Dorada reverses. Dorada runs up, Jack puts him on the apron, but Dorada GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up again as Dorada springboards, but Jack BLASTS him down! Dorada hits the floor, and Jack goes up! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes Dorada but Jack puts him in the ring! Jack hurries to then gut wrench and deadlift!

Jack holds Dorada up, then powers through to DOCTOR BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Dorada survives and Jack is shocked, but the fans continue to rally up. Jack climbs up, rains down fists, and the fans count all the way to nine. Jack kisses his fist, but Dorada avoids ten to then tiger feint sweep the legs! Then Electric Chair Lift, STRAITJACKET NECKBREAKER!! Cover, TWO?!? Jack survives, “This is Awesome!” Dorada drags Jack to the drop zone, goes up the corner, and the fans rally again. But Jack UPPERCUTS Dorada! Jack CLUBS Dorada, then climbs up to deadlift SUPER- NO, Dorada fights it, and CHOPS Jack down!

Dorada goes back up, takes aim, and 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Jack survives and now Dorada is shocked! The fans rally again as Dorada stalks Jack to the apron. Dorada stomps away, then drags Jack up. Dorada calls his shot, but Jack THROWS Dorada away! Jack ROCKS Dorada, Dorada SUPERKICKS back! But Jack SUPERKICKS Dorada! Jack goes up, leaps, and FLYING RANAS Dorada to the floor! Jack hurries to put Dorada back in, goes back up the corner, and FLYING- KNEE from Dorada!! Dorada reels Jack in, Canadian Rack, DOMINATOR!! Cover, TWO?!?! Jack survives and no one can believe it!

Dorada is frustrated with how close and yet how far he was, but fans hope these two, “FIGHT FOREVER!” Dorada goes up, up, and aims again! SHOOTING STAR PRESS but onto knees!! Cover, TWO!! Dorada survives but Jack puts him back in the corner. Jack puts Dorada up top, climbs up after him, but Dorada ROCKS Jack! And ROCKS him again! And again! Jack holds on, Dorada SHOVES him, but Jack flips through! Jack goes up up, SUPER STEINER!! Cover, JACK WINS!

Winner: “Jungle” Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW National Champion)

As if that 10 Man Tag wasn’t wild, this got up there with it! Jack shows Dorada respect, and the fans cheer the continued sportsmanship. The National Tour rolls on, where will Jack go next?

 

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.

Renee Paquette found Kris Statlander & Hikaru Shida returning backstage, and she tells them that they had an unfortunate loss in the tag match with Divine Dominion. Renee knows Kris missed out on making history with becoming the Triple Crown Champion, but then Shida says they almost had those tag belts! Shida doesn’t blame Kris, it wasn’t her fault. Kris gets mad and shoves Shida to the wall! Kris says of course it wasn’t her fault! It was Shida, because Shida didn’t listen, kicked Kris in the stomach for that suplex, and then kept tagging in! Shida apologizes but Kris says that’s enough out of her!

Kris was THIS close to making history, and Shida ruined everything! Shida apologizes again, and says they’ve been friends for almost seven YEARS! Shida promises to make this up to Kris. Kris storms off, but what can Shida do to keep that promise?

 

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS MXM TV!

Orange Cassidy, Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong are still the AEW World Trios Champions after facing yet another Don Callis Family formation, but now they’re preparing for Dynamite Double Jeopardy on Wednesday. Will facing Mansoor, Mason Madden & Johnny TV be more than enough to prepare Cassidy for Dax Harwood? Or will MXM TV finally have their own chance at the AEW World Trios titles?

The trios sort out and Kyle steps up against Mansoor. The bell rings, they circle, and Mansoor shows off his drop steps. He might also be mocking Kyle as he drops down and puts up a leg guard. The two circle, and Kyle KICKS Mansoor’s leg! Mansoor tags to Mason, and Mason also mocks Kyle with a kung-fu stance. Kyle just KICKS Mason’s leg! Mason shouts, “OW!” Mason tags Johnny and the fans cheer. Johnny and Kyle circle, Johnny avoids a kick and goes for the leg. Johnny cartwheels but Kyle KICKS him in the chest! Kyle puts Johnny in a corner, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along to TEN, then Roddy tags in.

Roddy climbs up and he rains down fists! The fans count along to TEN, then Roddy tags Cassidy. Cassidy climbs up, the fans cheer, but MXM YANK Kyle & Roddy down! Then Johnny sweeps the legs! No mercy in this dojo! Johnny fires hands on Cassidy while MXM mugs Kyle & Roddy! The ref reprimands, but Johnny TOSSES Cassidy out! Then MXM TV set up, and Johnny FLIES to wipe out Roddy & Kyle! The fans are torn, but MXM build speed, to then POSE! The fans cheer, especially as Cassidy rolls in and joins them! MXM shoves Cassidy, he ducks ‘n’ dodges, then he BOOTS Mansoor while he tilt-o-whirls!

Mason stops the DDT, throws Cassidy to Mansoor, LEG LARIAT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Johnny is in, STARSHIP PAIN!! Cover, Kyle breaks it! MXM mugs Roddy & Kyle, then they TOSS them out. MXM TV drag Cassidy up, and Mason Electric Chair Lifts! But Kyle trips Johnny while Roddy saves Cassidy! Then they shove Mason into Mansoor! Mansoor lands bad on his catwalk, and Kyle FLYING KNEES Johnny on the outside! Mason runs up, he LARIATS Roddy, then he blocks the Orange Punch! DOUBLE CHOP for Cassidy! Roddy CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Roddy runs, slips around, and manages an ANGLE SLAM!

The fans fire up as Roddy gives Cassidy the boost, and he guzels Mason! But Mason breaks free! Roddy helps Cassidy dodge Mason, and Kyle DUMPS Mason out! Cassidy winds up and he ROCKS Mansoor! Then he guzels to SUPER CHOKE SLAM Mansoor onto Mason! Johnny is back, but Kyle KNEES! Then AX ‘N’ SMASH! Cassidy aims, but he has them bring Johnny closer. LAZY ELBOW! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall

Cassidy, Kyle & Roddy proved they’re more than #TVReady, they’re fight ready! But will Cassidy earn himself and the team a shot at the tag titles? Or will Dax earn FTR & Ciampa a shot at the trios titles? Wait, speaking of, Tommaso Ciampa is here! The Psycho Killer stares The Conglomeration down, then grins. He says it is just a matter of time, but will he and FTR really become the Top Guys in both tag and trios divisions?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Anna Jay!

Hikaru Shida, Queen Aminata, and Kamille all tried and failed to take this title from the Babe with the Power, giving rise to the new nickname, “The Comeback Killer.” But will that still be true against The Queen Slayer? Or will Anna truly become the Star of the Show?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Willow is still the Face of TBS!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Anna rolls but Willow stays up. Willow hooks a leg to cover, ONE! Anna runs up but Willow headlocks for the takeover. Anna headscissors, Willow kips free, but Anna headlocks. Willow blocks the takeover, lifts Anna, and puts her on the top rope. Willow says this is the comeback, so show that fire! Anna hops down, and she fires a flurry! The fans fire up as Anna whips, but Willow reverses to RUN Anna over! The fans cheer as Willow flexes, then things speed up. Willow rolls over the dropdown, whips, but Anna ducks ‘n’ dodges to sunset flip! TWO, and both women rise!

Anna wrenches, reels Willow in, and cradles, TWO! Willow is up but Anna steps over, LA MAGISTROL! TWO, and Willow backs off. The fans applaud and Willow says that’s what she’s looking for. Anna runs up, Willow dodges, and Willow LARIATS again and again and again! Then short arm LARIAT! The fans cheer as Willow runs, but Anna avoids the senton! Willow hobbles up, Anna runs to ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Willow toughs it out but goes to a corner. Anna storms up to stomp a mudhole into Willow, but stops as the ref counts. Anna snapmares Willow, then runs to basement DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!

Willow goes back to a corner, Anna runs up, but Willow slips outside. Anna still ROCKS Willow first! Willow falls to the floor, avoids a kick from Anna, then trips Anna up! Willow goes to the apron, the fans bark and Willow smiles. CANNONBALL! Down goes Anna and the fans fire up! Willow is feeling it, and even does heart hands with some fans, while Collision goes picture in picture.

Willow high-fives fans before going back to Anna. She puts Anna in the ring, pushes her to a cover, TWO! Anna toughs it out, but Willow drags her up and scoops for a SLAM! Willow pushes Anna to another cover, TWO! Anna is tougher than that, but Willow brings her up for a whip. Willow runs up to CHOP Anna, then reels her in for a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Willow brushes it off. Willow drags Anna up, but Anna fires body shots! Anna wrenches, but Willow ducks the hook kick to ROCK Anna! Willow then wrenches and clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SEWEP! Then KOJI KLUTCH!

Anna endures as Willow puts on the pressure! Anna pries at the hold but Willow clamps down tighter. Anna kicks, fights around, and rolls to a cover, TWO! Willow lets Anna go, ROCKS her again, then ROCKS her again! Anna crawls to ropes but Willow is on her. Willow fires off in the corner, then whips corner to corner. Willow runs up and BACK BODY BLOCKS! Willow rubs it in with a dance, then reels Anna in. Anna fights the suplex to cradle, TWO! Both women stand, and Anna wrenches to HOOK KICK! Willow still ROCKS Anna on return! Willow wobbles, but she brings Anna up as Collision returns to single picture.

Willow whips and SPINEBUSTERS! High stack, TWO! Anna survives but Willow stays cool. Willow fireman’s carries but Anna kicks free! Anna waistlocks, ducks an elbow, but Willow ROCKS her again! Willow runs up, but Anna dodges in the corner! Anna ELBOWS, ROCKS, and whips Willow, but willow reverses. Willow runs up, Anna dodges, then Anna runs up, LEG LARIAT! Anna reels Willow in for the TORNADO BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Willow survives and the fans rally up. Anna drags Willow up, hooks her, but Willow turns that around to backslide! TWO, and Anna wrenches to hook Willow again!

Willow fights free, whips Anna to a corner, then BACK BODY BLOCKS and LARIATS! Willow puts Anna up top, fires up, and climbs up after Anna. The fans fire up already for the SUPERPLEX! But Willow holds on and rolls through to then hoist Anna up, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Anna survives and Willow is stunned! Willow drags Anna up, brings her around, and gut wrenches, but Anna fights with body shots! Anna wrenches and HOOK KICKS! Finally a hit with that, and Anna hits a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and now Anna is shocked! Anna hurries to clamp on, QUEENSLAYER SLEEPER!!

The fans rally as Willow fights up, but Anna becomes a backpack! Willow RAMS Anna into a corner, then scoops, but Anna fights free! Anna shoves Willow, runs up, but Willow dodges! Gut wrench, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Anna sure put up a fight, but Willow is 4-0 as the Comeback Killer! Willow helps Anna to her feet to show there is respect here, and they also hug it out. But will no one, no matter who they are or what they’ve been up to, dethrone the Face of TBS?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Hikaru Shida, Harley Cameron & Mina Shirakawa.

Renee Paquette is with all four women in a familiar situation, and thanks them all for accepting the No Physicality Agreement. Renee understands Shida has something to say. Shida says yes! Shida again says she is so sorry, Stat, and that she will make it up to her! That’s why Shida got Kris another tag match! But against THESE TWO! Harley acts surprised, and sarcastically asks if Shida is really allowing herself to wrestle someone not on her level. Can she even talk to someone “not” on her level or what? How does this work? Shida says enough, Harley! You don’t even deserve to touch the kendo stick! Shida then uses Japanese to hide her comments about Harley & Mina having nothing but bosoms.

Mina says enough! Stat, how can you still trust Shida? How can you give her another chance? And… Where was Kris the night Toni was attacked? Shida says enough about Toni! Harley tries to reason with Kris, but Kris storms off. So is that a yes to the match? Mina apologizes to Harley, Harley says she has no idea what to say, but will the Wild Aussie & Fighting Gravure Idol let their actions speak for them against #Shidalander?

 

Ace Austin & Juice Robinson VS Wheeler Yuta & Daniel Garcia!

The Bang Bang Gang has been struggling to stay afloat, and now they go up against The Death Riders’ Decoder & Dragon Slayer! Will Yuta & Garcia keep the momentum going from what Moxley and the others did earlier tonight? Or can these Collision Cowboys ride off into the Peoria sunset with a win?

Moxley joins commentary for this match, and he admits that 10 Man Tag was a tornado of a match, where you just hang out, pray, and trust your skills to see you through. The teams sort out and Juice starts against Yuta. They circle, Juice tests the ropes, then feel things out. The fans cheer Juice, but Yuta BLASTS Ace! Garcia CLOBBERS Juice, then he and Yuta mug Juice! The fans boo but Yuta bumps Juice off buckles. Tag to Garcia, he and Yuta mug Juice more, then they double whip. They DOUBLE ELBOW Juice down, then Garcia does push-ups just to show off. Garcia then drags Juice up, around, and brings him over.

Yuta tags in, they mug Juice again, and they double whip again. Juice stops himeslf, BOOTS Yuta, then ELBOWS Garcia! Juice calls to Ace before the hot tag! Ace dodges Yuta, ROCKS Garcia, then ELBOWS Yuta! Ace kicsk Garcia, uses him as a pommel horse to KICK Yuta, then he RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS Garcia! “CLICK CLICK” BOOM DROP! But then Yuta mule kicks Ace! The fans boo but Yuta CHOPS Ace. Yuta whips, Ace rolls under to drop toehold and ENZIGIRI! Yuta writhes but Ace runs to SHOTGUN! Yuta tumbles while Ace kips up and the fans fire up! Ace CHOPS Yuta, then whips corner to corner. Yuta reverses, but Ace slips into the ropes!

Yuta staggers from hitting buckles, but Garcia runs up. Ace BALASTS him, ROCKS Yuta, then avoids the sweep with the handstand! Only for Yuta to DORPKICK him down! The fans boo but Yuta BLASTS Juice! Garcia stomps Ace, Marina joins in, and the fans boo again. Moxley says this is just the art of tag team wrestling. Garcia puts Ace in for Yuta, Yuta covers, ONE!! Ace toughs it out but Yuta brings him up by his hair. FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Yuta clamps onto Ace’s hair! The fans boo but Yuta soaks up the heat. Tag to Garcia, Garcia brings Ace up and bumps him off buckles, then Collision goes picture in picture.

Garcia climbs up, he rains down fists, stops at nine and puts up his dukes. But no dancing here, he just hops down to bump Ace off buckles. Garcia scoops and SLAMS Ace, then tags Yuta. Yuta climbs up to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Ace is tougher than that, but Yuta clamps on with a chinlock. Ace reaches out but Yuta clamps on a straitjacket. Yuta grinds his forearm into Ace, but Ace fights up to fire body shots. Yuta ripcords Ace to ELBOW him down! Tag to Garcia, they stomp away, but the ref reprimands. Yuta stops at 4, but Garcia stands on Ace at the ropes! Garcia stomps away, stops at 4, then taunts Juice.

Yuta gets a cheap shot in while the ref holds Juice back. Garcia bumps Ace off buckles, but the ref backs him off. That lets Yuta DUMP Ace out, and Marina is again there to cause problems! Yuta puts Ace back in, high-fives and fist bumps Marina, and Garcia stands on Ace! The ref counts, Garcia counts along, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as the Death Riders continue to mug Ace. They shove him to the corner, then Garcia sends Yuta in for the BODY BLOCK! Garcia LARIATS, Yuta ELBOWS, repeat! The Cycle of Violence continues until Ace BOOTS Yuta and ELBOWS Garcia! The fans fire up as Ace hurries, but the Death Riders THROW him back! And they BLAST Juice together! Then they DOUBLE SHOTGUN Ace down! Marina & Moxley love it but they’re the only ones. Garcia reels Ace into a PERUVIAN NECKTIE! The fans boo, but Juice rises up. Ace reaches out, pries free, and has the ROPEBREAK! Garcia drags Ace back up but Ace fires body shots!

Ace reaches out but Garcia CLUBS him down! Garcia back suplexes, but Ace lands out! Yuta grabs Ace, but Ace BOOTS Garcia and ELBOWS Yuta! Garcia FLIPS Ace, but Ace RAMS Garcia! Slingshot sunset flip, but Garcia rolls through! Ace BOOTS Gracia way, then fireman’s carries! Garcia fires elbows, but Ace does a squat before the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Ace and Garcia crawl, hot tags to Yuta and Juice! Juice RUNS Yuta over, THROWS Garcia in, then CLOBBERS Yuta! And CLOBBERS him again! Juice LARIATS Garcia back out, then ELBOWS Yuta down! SENTON!

The fans fire up for Juice, and he CROSSBODIES Garcia down! Juice talks trash on Moxley, but Garica throat chops him! Moxley says keep your eye on the ball. Yuta DIVES, but Juice uses Garcia as a shield! the fans cheer the friendly fire, and Jucie SMACKS Yuta off the desk! Yuta is busted right open! Juice fires up, the fans pump it up with him, and Juice JABS! JABS! JABS! “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” Garcia gets up, but he gets the LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Yuta runs up, but Juice JABS, JABS, JABS! Marina gets up, and Juice thinks about it. But Yuta rolls Juice up! TWO and Yuta bumps into Marina! The fans cheer as Juice then O’Conner Rolls, TWO!

Juice staggers, comes back, and LEG LARIATS Yuta down! Cover, Garcia breaks it in time! The fans boo but Ace is in! Ace ROCKS Garcia, KNEES, KICKS, and runs up in the corner! Garcia BOOTS Ace, then DUMPS him out! Juice whips Yuta, but Yuta sunset flips! Rewind into Garcia’s PILEDRIVER!! Yuta goes up, Garcia positions Juice just right, FASTBALL SPECIAL!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley is frustrated for his guys, and Yuta snarls through his crimson mask! Yuta aims, BUSAI- NO, Juice ducks the knee! But Garcia SHOTGUNS! But Ace FLYING CHUCKS! Yuta wrenches Ace, RIGHT ANGLE SLAM!

Yuta fires up, he brings Juice around, but Juice hits the LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Then the JUICE BOX!! Cover, BANG BANG GANG WINS!

Winners: Ace Austin & Juice Robinson, by pinfall

Moxley is honestly stunned, but he admits that was good stuff. Saturday nights are alright for a fight, and Garcia CLOBBERS Juice! Yuta LOW BLOWS Ace! The Death Riders are sore losers, Moxley says you don’t go calling him out and get away with it. Garcia CHOKES Juice, Yuta stomps Ace, but “GUNNS UP!” YES, Austin & Colten Gunn are both back! And they rush in to CLOBBER the Death Riders! They fire off on Moxley, but Yuta 7 Garcia come back for more! The Gunns DECK those two, then wait on Moxley! But Marina saves The Maniac from a 3:10 to Yuma! Yuta runs in, he gets the 3:10 TO YUMA!!

The fans fire up as The Bang Bang Gang is now four men strong! Colten gets a mic to shout, “The Collision Cowboys are back, baby! This is OUR show! And if you’re not down with that, we’ve got two words for ya!” “GUNNS UP!!” Marina is pissed, but will The Death Riders settle this with Bang Bang Gang soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with The Divine Dominion.

Lexy Nair is with Megan Bayne & Lena Kross, and Megan says no, she’s not with them, she’s beneath them. Just like this entire Women’s Division. Lena says Divine Dominion just defeated Stat & Shida, two former world champions, and two of the best in this company. And yet they crumbled at Divine Dominion’s feet! What two other women even have a prayer? Can Lexy think of them? Wanna try? N-NO, absolutely not. Then the only hope this Women’s Division has is if the gods themselves take mercy on their souls and strike these two down. Otherwise, just stop trying. Megan & Lena have spoken, but will that challenge soon be matched?

 

Skye Blue VS Nixi XS!

The Chicago Skye looms dark over Peoria, especially after she and the Triangle of Madness misted Persephone full in the face just to cheat a win last week. But will Skye make sure to leave her opponent black ‘n’ blue tonight? Or will the Alien Girl shine through with neon colors?

The bell rings and Skye just BOOTS Nixi down! Then she scuffs Nixi, talks trash on her, and pie faces her around. Skye TOSSES Nixi out, then runs up, only for Nixi to BOOT her back! Skye ROCKS Nixi, then runs up again, to BOOGT WASH her to the floor! Skye scowls as she stalks Nixi on the outside, and she brings Nixi up to SMACK her off steel steps! And again, and again, and again! The fans cheer Skye as she puts Nixi on the apron. Skye drags Nixi out for a DRAPING SWINGING NECKBREAKER to the floor! Nixi writhes but Skye puts her back in the ring. Skye swaggers while the fans cheer, then she climbs up the corner.

Nixi slowly rises so Skye revels in the cheers a little more. Nixi ROCKS Skye, but Skye ROCKS her back! They brawl up top, but Skye slips under to tuck Nixi in! CHEEKY NANDOS! Then Skye gets under Nixi for a RUNNING POWERBOMB! Flip over and KNEE!! Cover, but Skye lets up! The fans re torn, but Skye shouts out Julia Hart with the dragon sleeper! She drops down, DESCENT INTO MADNESS! Nixi TAPS, Skye wins!

Winner: Skye Blue, by submission

Skye shows her arsenal is deepening, just like the darkness in her heart! Will all parts of the Triangle of Madness soon be shining with gold?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Kevin Knight VS Hook w/ The Opps!

The Jet used MJF’s own tricks against him to keep this title, and now he has his shot at Darby Allin’s AEW World Championship this Wednesday. But will Knight still be bringing this gold with him? Or will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil finally make himself the Face of TNT?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see whose luggage will be a little heavier as they leave Illinois!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Knight and Hook circle, tie up, and Hook slips around to waistlock. Hook picks a leg, trips Knight, then eggs him on. The fans boo but Knight brushes it off. Knight asks Shibata if he taught Hook that trick. Shibata ignores Knight, but Knight and Hook tie up again. Hook headlocks, wrenches, then wristlocks. Knight rolls, handsprings, and wrenches to snapmare. Knight drops a KNEE on the arm! Hook scrambles away but Knight calls to Shibata, saying he knows Shibata knows these tricks. Knight does squats like back in the dojo, and the two tie up again. Knight powers Hook back, Hook turns things around, and they go along ropes.

The ref counts as the two keep going around and around, then they return to center. Hook waistlocks, Knight switches, but Hook switches back. Knight wrenches, hammerlocks, and the fans rally. Hook reaches back to hit the SAYANAGI! Hook runs but Knight stays low. Knight hurdles, then HIP TOSSES, but Hook handsprings through! Knight dodges Hook’s lariat, Hook HIP TOSSES, but now Knight handsprings through! The fans cheer while Knight strikes a pose, but Hook runs up! Knight arm-drags Hook, then arm-drags again, but Hook avoids the dropkick! The fans boo as Hook scrambles to the corner.

Knight taunts Hook & Shibata, but Shibata coaches Hook up. Hook kicks low, ROCKS Knight, then fires body shots and backhands in the corner! Knight turns things around to return the body shots and forearms! Knight UPPERCUTS, the fans fire up, but Hook avoids the haymaker! Hook fires more body shots, then a HEADBUTT! Hook wobbles, too, but he still soaks up heat from the fans. Hook stalks Knight to a corner, brings him around to whip, but Knight grabs ropes to stop. Knight DUMPS Hook out, then DROPKICKS him down! Shibata coaches Hook, Knight aims to PLANCHA, but Hook dodges!

Shibata stands in the way, Knight asks what’s up, but Shibata runs up! Knight dodges, goes up the steps, but Hook dodges that! EXPLODER into the fans! The other fans cheer as Knight is down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Hook soaks up more heat as he swaggers around the way, but the ref checks Knight. Knight rises up but the ref has Hook stay back. That just lets Shibata DUMP Knight to ringside! And even stomp him! Hook argues with the ref as a further distraction so Shibata can stand Knight up. Hook KNEES Knight, then whips him hard into railing! Hook CLUBS Knight, soaks up heat, then goes to the ring. Hook argues with the ref more, but that lets Shibata line up a shot! Shibata BOOTS Knight into the crowd! The fans cheer again, they don’t mind Collision being interactive. Shibata puts Knight in for Hook to cover, TWO!

Hook is frustrated but Shibata coaches him up. Hook drags Shibata up, but Knight fires body shots! Knight ROCKS Hook, shakes out his hand then runs, only for Hook to follow! Hook CLOBBERS Knight, covers, TWO! Shibata argues the count but no, it was fair. Hook clamps onto Knight with a SLEEPER! Knight endures, even as Hook leans on him. Knight fights around, reaches out, then fires body shots! Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally. Knight fires shots, Hook shoves, but Knight returns! STAELLITE- NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Knight survives and Hook is furious!

Hook hauls Knight up, fires body shots, then ROCKS Knight. Hook whips corner to corner, but Knight comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Knight keeps going, SHOULDER TACKLE! Knight whips, Hook reverses, but Knight goes up and over! Knight comes back, LEAPING LARIAT! Hook sputters away but Knight kips up! The fans fire up and Knight runs up to scoop and SLAM! The fans cheer as Knight says “TOO FLY!” UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Hook survives but the fans still rally behind Knight. Shibata coaches Hook and Hook rises up. Knight also stands, and Knight runs up, SATELLITE- NO, Hook powers free!

Hook goes to a corner, Knight runs up and blocks a boot! Knight ROCKS Hook, hoists him up top, but Hook kicks Knight away. Knight returns to the UPPER ROOM! Hook goes tumbling away to the far corner! Shibata is worried but Knight grins. Knight says this is for Shibata-sensei! HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! The fans cheer Knight using Shibata’s signature, and that just pisses Shibata off! Knight puts Hook in the drop zone but Hook grabs at the ref. Knight climbs up, but Shibata shakes the ropes! The fans boo as that trips Knight up! Knight is stuck on his cockpit, but Hook goes up after him! Hook clinches but Knight fires body shots!

Knight SHOVES Hook away, climbs back up, but Hook is right on him for a SUPER DUPER BELLY2BELLY!! Knight flounders, Hook runs up, LARIAT! TAZ PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and we hit the ten minute halfway point! Knight PENALTY KICKS, another Shibata signature! Cover, TWO!! Another cover, TWO!! Knight survives and Shibata is frustrated! Shibata tells Hook to end this! Hook snarls, storms around, and he demands Knight rise again! Knight sits up, Hook sneaks up behind him, REDRUM!!! Knight flails, drops, and victory rolls! TWO!! Knight and Hook stand, Knight slips around, O’Conner Roll! TWO, but Knight BLASTS Shibata first!!

The fans cheer, but Hook runs up again! GERMAN SUPLEX, but Knight handsprings through!! Then Knight LARIATS Hook down! Then Knight waits on Hook, for the SATELLITE DDT!! Knight puts Hook in a drop zone, hurries up a corner, and takes aim… MOTHERSHIP SPLASH!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Hook tried to take this title, even had Shibata-sensei there to tip the scales, but it just wasn’t enough to stop The Jet from taking off! But will Knight soon make himself a double champion? Or will Darby Allin’s relentless reign not stop just yet?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision to follow a great Dynamite, but naturally status quo is kept with all these title matches. I liked the Jurassic Express National Tour vignette, and that was an awesome match in Jack VS Dorada. Anna Jay also looked great in her return, but of course Willow wins to keep the TBS title. Good promo from after Dynamite with Kris being rightfully angry with Shida, and good promo from #Shidalander with Harley & Mina. I feel like they can do a two-in-one, where Shidalander falls apart to set up their feud, while also giving Harley & Mina reason to become a team to help bolster the Women’s Tag Division.

Speaking of, very good promo from Divine Dominion to address how they’re dominating the division. There are only so many teams in the tag division so we need an influx of more, maybe have some crossover with Stardom and CMLL real quick, really spice things up as we get closer to Forbidden Door. Skye Blue of course won, and pretty dominantly at that. I can’t tell if Julia Hart is resting from an injury or what but she wasn’t even ringside for Skye, hopefully things are alright. Very fun trios match from Conglomeration VS MXM TV, great win for Conglomeration, but AEW needs to figure out more trios. Putting Ciampa with FTR is still a great team, but they gotta get longer running teams going, like LFI or maybe even Shane Taylor Promotions.

Awesome stuff with that 10 Man Tag, so wild and chaotic in a good way, but I figured Death Riders & Dogs would win. The Dogs need to stay afloat without Gabe Kidd as their anchor, and there’s the whole story with Ospreay that Death Riders need to stay strong for. Great tag match from Yuta & Garcia VS Ace & Juice, too, and great win for Bang Bang Gang. Especially with a return from Austin & Colten Gunn, because now we can get Bang Bang Gang VS Death Riders in an 8 Man Tag, someone going after the Continental Championship for it, who knows what else. For that matter, Bang Bang Gang needs to get back in those tag and trios divisions to at least bolster the ranks.

And great main event with the TNT Championship. Hook looked good for most of this, but the German Suplex was a bit janky. Thankfully, Knight is so tall and athletic that he made himself look even cooler in his escape. Knight of course won, mostly because it is more exciting if he has a chance of becoming Jet Two Belts. He won’t, because Darby and MJF are still building towards their rematch for Double or Nothing, but Knight will look awesome again. If anything, Knight VS Shibata should be the TNT title match for Double or Nothing, that’s a great story of student and teacher they can easily reference in the build.

My Score: 8.9/10

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