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Mitchell’s WWE SummerSlam Results & Report! (8/3/25)

SummerSlam Sunday!

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The moment of truth!

The historic TWO-NIGHT SummerSlam has one epic finale: John Cena VS Cody Rhodes for the Undisputed WWE Championship, in a Street Fight!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s World Championship Triple Threat: Naomi VS Rhea Ripley VS Iyo Sky; Naomi wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships TLC Six Pack Challenge: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis VS Andrade & Rey Fenix VS The Street Profits VS #DIY VS The Motor City Machine Guns VS Fraxiom; Gacy & Lumis win and retain the titles.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship No Holds Barred Match: Becky Lynch VS Lyra Valkyria; Becky wins and retains the title, Lyra can no longer challenge her for it.
  • WWE United States Championship Steel Cage Match: Solo Sikoa VS Jacob Fatu; Solo wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dominik Mysterio VS AJ Styles; Dom wins and retains the title.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship Street Fight: John Cena VS Cody Rhodes; Cody wins and becomes the new Undisputed WWE Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the SummerSlam Sunday Countdown Show!

Join Michael Cole, Wade Barrett & Big E in discussing, analyzing, and predicting all the historic action here on night two of SummerSlam!

 

Tigirlily Gold sings God Bless America.

 

And you thought last night was big?

Yes, new women’s tag team champions, but also the “Ruse of the Century” with Seth Rollins showing up to cash-in and take the World Heavyweight Championship. Druski says that just happened, but what do you think tonight’s gonna bring? Cuz they ain’t done yet. Not even close. Tonight, we run it back, we run it louder, and we take one more shot to shake the world. Let’s shut it down the only way we know how, and lose our minds doing it. No count outs, no disqualifications, there MUST be a winner, and that’s not just for one match for one title. Many belts are on the line with nothing holding anyone back! You’re gonna wanna remember this moment. Druski promises this is going to get wicked and wild. SummerSlam Night Two is out here!

 

Paul “Triple H” Levesque is here!

The Game steps into the ring as the fans cheer, and he has the mic to say, “So here we are. This is it. This is the moment. This is YOUR time! All of you right now are part of the biggest SummerSlam in history!” The fans cheer that! HHH then tells them that if they thought last night was something, “you ain’t seen nothing yet!” MetLife Stadium, HHH has one question for ya. “Are you ready?” No, he said… ARE YOU READY!? The fans cheer, and HHH welcomes us to the biggest SummerSlam in history! The pyro goes off, and it’s time to make that history!

 

WWE Women’s World Championship Triple Threat: Naomi VS Rhea Ripley VS Iyo Sky!

The 2025 Miss Money in the Bank had been telling everyone to #ProceedWithCaution, but clearly The Eradicator and the Genius of the Sky weren’t paying attention. Naomi cashed in at Evolution, has rubbed it in ever since, but both Rhea and Iyo are after her now. Will Naomi have to have eyes on the back of her head now? Or can she use these two against each other all over again?

Naomi’s father, Derek Mack, plays live rock guitar for her entrance! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is prepared for this defining moment!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three watch each other, but Naomi dares Rhea and Iyo to settle their little score. Rhea and Iyo look at Naomi, they want to settle that score. Naomi bails out, the fans boo, but Naomi soaks up the heat. Iyo and Rhea lock eyes, but they decide to stay focused on the common enemy. Naomi sees that, says okay, and she goes around the way. Rhea hurries out to stop Naomi from going to the ramp! Naomi turns around, but Iyo stops Naomi from going near commentary! The fans fire up as the champ is cornered, but she hurries into the ring! But so do Rhea and Iyo! The fans cheer, Naomi swings, but Rhea sends her into Iyo’s forearm!

The fans cheer as Naomi is a pinball between her challengers! They kick her to a corner, then Rhea sends Iyo in for a DROPKICK! Iyo feeds Naomi to Rhea, but Naomi slides under! The BOOT hits Iyo! Naomi mule kicks Rhea, then she storms up on Iyo. Naomi BULLDOGS Iyo into Rhea at the corner! Naomi pushes her challengers out, she goes up, and Naomi DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Down go Rhea and Iyo! Naomi hurries to TOSS Rhea out, then she goes back to Iyo. Naomi PENALTY KICKS Iyo down, then wrenches her hair! Naomi THROWS Iyo by her hair, THROWS her again, then she mocks the fans chanting for Iyo.

Naomi hangs Iyo out to dry, then goes side to side to KICK Iyo down! But Rhea grabs Naomi! Naomi BITES Rhea’s hand! The fans fire up as Naomi then DECKS Rhea! Naomi has Iyo and SMACKS her off the corner! DRAPING FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Naomi drags Iyo around with a facelock, CLUBS her and CLAWS her! The ref reprimands but that’s all she can do as Naomi CLAWS Iyo more! Naomi stands Iyo up, Rhea returns, but Iyo is sent into Rhea! Naomi then goes up the ropes, FLYING CHUCK DDT COMBO! Cover on Rhea, TWO! Rhea is tougher than that but Naomi HAMMERS away on her!

The fans rally and duel, but Naomi stands on Rhea. Naomi pulls on the arms and STOMPS Rhea down! Naomi soaks up the heat, then runs in at the corner. Rhea puts Naomi on the apron, but Naomi ROUNDHOUSES! APRON HEATSEEKER! Naomi goes up, Rhea stands, and Naomi BLOCKBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Naomi KICKS Rhea, but Iyo is up top! Naomi avoids the missile dropkick, Iyo comes back and tilt-o-whirls to sunset flip! But Naomi rolls through to basement ENZIGIRI! Iyo tumbles away and the fans fire up as Naomi mocks the crazy taunt. But Rhea rises up! Rhea runs up, dodges a lariat to wrench and short arm LARIAT!

Rhea short arm LARIATS, then ripcords to mule kick! And atomic FACEBUSTER! Iyo is up and she springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK Naomi! Iyo kips up, she and Rhea do the taunt together! Iyo then gives Naomi a 619! Rhea GERMAN SUPLEXES Naomi and Naomi tumbles out. Rhea talks trash, but now she and Iyo are alone. The fans fire up as the friendly rivals run up. Iyo dodges, handsprings, but Rhea dodges. Iyo wheelbarrows, Rhea blocks the roll-up, and she pops Iyo to an Electric Chair SLAM! Cover, TWO! Iyo survives but Rhea stays focused. Rhea drags Iyo up, pump handle and RIP- NO, Iyo cradles! TWO!

Iyo wrangles Rhea into a CROSSFACE! Rhea endures, reaches out, rolls through, but Iyo KNEES her! Then BUZZ- NO, Rhea ducks it! Rhea Electric Chair Lifts again, but Iyo POISON-RANAS! Cover, Naomi breaks it! The fans fire up as all three women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Naomi goes to a corner. Iyo runs up, Naomi ELBOS her away! Naomi runs, slides under a shot, but Rhea basement DROPKICKS! Rhea scoops Iyo, RAZOR’S EDGE! And a deadlift POWERBOMB! High stack, Naomi YANKS Rhea off! Naomi throws Rhea to the floor, goes into the ring, but now Rhea drags her out! Rhea ROCKS Naomi, and THROWS her into barriers! And into steel steps!

Rhea CLUBS Naomi over and over, but Iyo ASAI MOONSAULTS! Iyo takes both Rhea and Naomi down! The fans fire up with Iyo as she rises again! Iyo puts Naomi in, BUZZSAW! Naomi flounders to a corner, Iyo runs in, SHINKAN- NO, Rhea is there! Iyo shifts to victory roll and STOMP 182! The fans fire up as Iyo now has multiple targets! SHINKANSEN for Rhea! SHINKANSEN for Naomi! And repeat! The fans fire up and Iyo drags Naomi to a drop zone. Iyo steps on Naomi, goes up, up, but Rhea steps on Naomi to SHOVE Iyo down! Iyo hits post and Rhea climbs! But Naomi KICKS the legs out!

Rhea is down, Naomi goes up, SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, OVER THE MOONSAULT!  Naomi avoids it but the shot hits Rhea! Naomi has the full nelson, BUBBA BOMB! GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! The fans fire up again with all three women down. Naomi drags Iyo up, CLUBS her on the back, then fires forearm after forearm. Naomi eggs Iyo on, so Iyo SHOTEIS! Naomi ROCKS Iyo, Iyo SHOTEIS again! Iyo runs, but into a KNEE from Naomi! Rhea is up to HEADBUTT Naomi! Pump handle, RIPTIDE!! Cover, IYO BREAKS IT!! The fans are thunderous as Iyo ruins things for Rhea! Rhea and Iyo lock eyes and head for each other.

Rhea fires a shot, Iyo fires back! Rhea fires again, Iyo fires back! The fans rally as the hands keep going back and forth! Iyo UPPERCUTS! Rhea ROUNDHOUSES! Iyo roars, but Naomi grabs her at the ropes! Iyo breaks free to GAMANGIRI! Rhea runs up, Iyo dodges, the BOOT takes Naomi out! Iyo DUMPS Rhea out! Iyo builds speed but Rhea BOOTS her down! Rhea then aims at Naomi to CANNONBALL! The fans fire up and Rhea hurries back to the ring! Rhea hobbles to the apron, but Iyo DIVES to SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB Rhea onto Naomi!! The fans fire up again as Iyo uses her opponents against each other!

Iyo puts Rhea in the ring and she calls her shot! The fans rally as Iyo climbs, but Rhea ROCKS her! Rhea climbs up, then she deadlifts Iyo, only for Iyo to fight back! Iyo SHOTEIS and Rhea sits on the corner. Iyo goes up, but Rhea catches her! HEADBUTT! Rhea has Iyo in position for the pump handle! SUPER RIPTIDE!! Cover, NAOMI ROLLS RHEA! With tights!! NAOMI WINS!!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s World Champion)

And indeed, Naomi used Rhea and Iyo against each other! Rhea was so focused on finally pinning Iyo in anything, that she wasn’t ready for Naomi to snatch this one away! Will everyone have to put respect on Naomi’s name now that she’s checked off two of the best today?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships TLC Six Pack Challenge: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis VS Andrade & Rey Fenix VS The Street Profits VS #DIY VS The Motor City Machine Guns VS Fraxiom!

It was TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO that the original Tables, Ladders & Chairs match happened at SummerSlam as a Tag Team Triple Threat. With the Dudley Boyz AND the Hardy Boyz watching from the crowd, which dynamic duo rises above the rest to be THE WWE Tag Team Champions?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and we see who stands atop the mountain that is the SmackDown Tag Division!

The bell rings and all twelve men look up at the belts. Then the five challenger teams lock onto the champs. The fans fire up as they mug Gacy & Lumis 10v2! They all get shots in, then they TOSS Gacy & Lumis out of teh ring! And now the five teams brawl with each other! It is chaos, but Fenix kicks Caimpa out, Dawkins RAMS Sabin in a corner, Shelley TOSSES Fenix, and teams go for ladders! DIY has one ladder, but MCMG DROPKICK it into them! Fraxiom slips in, they DIVE onto Andrade and the Profits! Then MCMG sets things up, Sabin DIVES onto DIY! Fraxiom DIVES onto the Profits! Frazer DIVES onto Fenix!

The fans fire up as Fraxiom regroups, high-five, and look to the belts. MCMG and DIY brawl outside, Fraxiom hurry to get the big ladder! They slide that in but MCMG is right there to meet them. MCMG shake their heads, and STOMP Fraxiom’s hands! MCMG pick the ladder up, but Fraxiom DROPKICKS the ladder into them! Frazer sets the ladder up and Axiom helps. Andrade and Ciampa brawl, but Gacy & Lumis have chairs! Axiom SUPERKICKS Lumis! Gacy YANKS Frazer down, then he CHUCKS a chair at Axiom! Frazer hurries up the ladder but Gacy drags him back down! Gacy then hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Gacy climbs, but The Profits drag him down! They mug Gacy, then set the ladder against ropes. Gacy runs up, the Profits BACKDROP him, but Gacy narrowly avoids the ladder! The fans fire up as Montez Ford puts Gacy back in, and says redo! BACKDROP onto the ladder! Gacy flops and the fans fire up with the Profits! Dawkins shoves “Tez” and tells him… “GET THE TABLES!” The fans fire up and Team 3D is liking this! The Profits find a ladder, bring it over, and they stack it on top of other tables?! The fans fire up as they add yet another table, now it’s a true double decker! Ciampa POSTS Sabin, then grabs a chair to JAM him up!

Ciampa CHOKES Sabin with the chair while The Profits fetch a fifth. The Profits put the table in the ring, then in a corner. The Profits pick up some chairs, but Andrade y Fenix DOUBLE DROPKICK them! El Idolo puts the ladder aside, and he just gives Fenix a boost! Fenix is fingertips from the titles but he has to hop down! Dawkins then CLOBBERS Andrade! Ford wrenches Fenix, and the Profits reel the luchadores in. But Andrade y Fenix are the ones to suplex! Uno Amigo times two! So dos? And then DOS AMIGOS times two! So quatro? And then THREE AMIGOS TIMES TWO! The fans fire up for Seis Amigos and “EDDIE! EDDIE!”

Fenix & Andrade put chairs on The Profits, then they go up the corners! UNO, DOS, TRES! But no, DIY YANK them both down! The fans boo but DIY JAM the Profits with those chairs! They SMACK the Profits, then soak up the heat. DIY drags Ford up, Ciampa CHOPS him, and then DIY whips Ford at the table! For FLIES over to take out Lumis and Fraxiom! The fans fire up, DIY let that be what it is, and they set up a ladder! But MCMG return to SMACK away with chairs! DIY falls off the ladder, but Gacy is back! Sabin JAMS Gacy up, sits the chair up, and Shelley fires knees! Sabin goes up, MISSILE DROPKICK COMPLETE SHOT through the chair!!

The fans fire up and brawling happens on the outside. Ciampa has made a ladder bridge from ring to desk! Shelley fires hands on Gacy on the apron, but Gargano CHUCKS a chair at Shelley! Gargano then gives Gacy ONE FINAL BEAT down through the table! The fans go wild as Lumis goes up, SUPER DUPER SENTON down through a table! Lumis and Ford are in wreckage as the fans lose their minds! Fenix spots Frazer, and he SUPER DUPER FROG SPLASHES through a table!! The fans are losing their minds even more, and now Dawkins aims at Ciampa?! Axiom GAMANGIRIS Dawkins first!

Axiom goes up after Dawkins, clinches, SUPER DUPER SPANISH FLY down through the table!! Ciampa avoids disaster but the fans still lose their minds over the insanity! “This is Awesome!” as there is carnage everywhere! Candice LeRae is here to check on Gargano, and he tells her to get the belts! Candice puts the ladder under the belts, climbs up, but B-FAB gets her first! B-Fab hits a BOOKEND on a chair! And now Fab will do the same for the Profits! But then Nikki Cross drags B-Fab down! SUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up as this TLC ends up co-ed! But then Candice is back up, and she climbs!

DIY returns to steady the ladder, and Candice almost has the belts! Ciampa plays defense for Gargano, but Ford GAMANGIRIS Ciampa into Gargano! Gargano tips the ladder, Candice falls down through the ladder bridge!!! The Poison Pixie may have just perished!! Johnny Wrestling realizes what happened and even Ford is speechless! Gargano says she’s fine, and hurries up the ladder! But Ford yanks Gargano down and KNEES him away! Ford climbs, has a hand on the belts, but ERICK ROWAN storms in! Rowan tips the ladders, Ford jumps off and lands safe! Only for Rowan to BOOT him down!

Rowan LEG LARIATS Dawkins! Rowan moves the ladder aside, grabs Ford with both hands, and pops him right up! POWERBOMB onto Dawkins! The fans fire up as Rowan then drags the Profits up with choke grips! But they break free, double mule kick, and fire off with chairs! SMACK after SMACK and Rowan flounders around! The fans fire up as the shots just keep going! Wait, is he getting up!? The fans are going nuts, but the Profits say bet! DOUBLE POUCNE through the table!! The Profits wipe out big red and the fans go nuts again! Medical shows up to help check Candice, but Ciampa sets the ladder up again!

Ciampa climbs, he has his hands on the hanger, but MCMG hurry! They move the ladder aside, Ciampa is the Jeff Hardy! Frazer goes up, he kicks Gargano away, and he is the Edge! But Ciampa goes Spider-Man to avoid the spear! Gargano SUPERKICKS Frazer! Frazer KNEES Gargano! Frazer QUEBRADAS into a SUPERKICK! Ciampa dangles, Gargano brings the ladder match, but then Ford LEAPS to the top! Ford ROCKS Ciampa, pushes him down, but Gargano climbs! Axiom YANKS Gargano down to GOLDEN RATIO! Axiom hurries up to HEADBUTT Ford in the stomach! The fans rally as MCMG set up their own ladder!

Ford and Axiom brawl, MCMG climb together, but DIY is back! DIY goes after MCMG while MCMG and the others paw at the belt! The fans rally as the hands fly, and DIY replace MCMG at the top! But then HOWDY shoves the ladder! Down go Axiom and Ford! Then down go DIY down through the double decker!!! The fans are losing their minds all over again! Howdy grins and he climbs, but Frazer leaps up! Fenix SMACKS Howdy, but Howdy still has Frazer by the neck! Frazer fights, but Howdy SHOVES him down! Fenix is up top fast and he HAMMERS away on Howdy! Howdy MANDIBLE CLAWS Fenix!!

Andrade climbs up to fight Howdy off! Andrade SUPER SUSNET FLIPS Howdy onto a ladder bridge!! Howdy and Andrade are down, but Fenix climbs up again! The fans are going nuts, but Lumis SMACKS Fneix with a chair! Gacy positions the chair just right, for Lumis to suplex Fenix! DRAG THE LAKE onto the chair!! Gacy & Lumis TOSS Andrade y Fenix, then they climb up! Gacy grabs the belts, unhooks the hanger, and the Wyatts win!

Winners: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

This was the biggest, deadliest, and perhaps BEST TLC Match in the history of SummerSlam, and perhaps WWE as a whole! And in the end, we must all still follow the buzzards! Will nothing stop the Wyatts’ reign of terror?

 

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship No Holds Barred Match: Becky Lynch VS Lyra Valkyria!

The Man fooled her, betrayed her, belittled her, and cheated her, and yet couldn’t leave well enough alone. Now the Morrigan has one last chance to take this title back, and there will be no excuses when nothing is holding them back! Will Lyra finally have vindication? Or will Becky find a way to hold Lyra down then, now and forever?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who hits the jackpot in this gamble of a grudge match!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Lyra and Becky stare down, dressed as true opposites with Becky in red and Lyra in blue. Becky SLAPS Lyra, Lyra fires in return, and Lyra ROCKS Becky! Becky stumbles, Lyra whips her to a corner, and Becky hits buckles hard! Lyra stomps away and doesn’t have to stop! Lyra whips Becky back into the corner, then whips her corner to corner! Becky staggers, Lyra whips again, and Lyra HIP TOSSES! Becky bails out, the fans rally, and Lyra builds speed! Becky avoids the dropkick to RAM Lyra into the desk! Becky SMACKS Lyra off the desk, SMACKS her off it again, then backs off to go looking for weapons.

The fans fire up as Becky brings out a kendo stick! Becky goes back to Lyra, winds up, but Lyra surprises her with a CROWBAR! The fans fire up and Becky is very worried. Becky still swings but Lyra’s crowbar SMACKS the kendo stick down! Becky begs for mercy, then dodges! The crowbar hits steel steps, Lyra is disarmed, and Becky SMACKS Lyra off the steps! Becky says Lyra could’ve killed her with that crowbar! But Lyra ROCKS Becky! Lyra goes up the barrier, and CROSSBODIES to the floor! The fans fire up with Lyra and she brings Becky up. Lyra KNEES low, then sends Becky into barriers! The fans fire up while Becky flounders around.

Lyra SMACKS Becky off the steps, then kicks her around. Lyra ROCKS Becky, ROCKS her again, then CHOPS her! The fans “WOO~” and Lyra CHOPS again! Lyra stalks Becky around the way, Lyra stomps a mudhole in, then sends Becky into a cameraman! Lyra apologizes to him, but then THROWS Becky into more barriers! Lyra whips Becky into a POST! Becky staggers around, Lyra aims, and Lyra THROWS Becky over the desk! The fans cheer and do the Morrigan “WHEW~!” Lyra DROPKICKS Becky into the armchair! Becky falls, Lyra stands on the desk, and Lyra fires the fans up! Lyra then goes looking under the ring, and she brings out a TABLE!

The fans cheer, because even with a TLC, they can never get enough of the table! Lyra brings that table around the way before setting it up. The fans cheer as Lyra makes sure it is just right. But Becky CHOKES Lyra with a chain!! Becky gags Lyra with it, and brings her to the corner! Becky pulls and Lyra can only suffer! The fans tell Becky she’s sick, but then she whips Lyra hard into steel steps! The ref checks Lyra while the fans boo Becky. Becky storms her way over to Lyra, drags her into the ring, and then grabs the kendo stick! Becky storms into the ring, takes aim, and she SMACKS! Lyra writhes and the fans boo! But Becky SMACKS Lyra again!

Becky SMACKS Lyra again and again, and talks trash, “How did that feel, huh!?” SMACK! Lura goes to a corner, but Becky hooks her up, KENDO STICK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Lyra stays in this and the fans rally up. Becky lines up a shot, and she SMACKS Lyra! Becky says it was a hole in one! Becky winds up again, but Lyra avoids the golf swing! Lyra fireman’s carries, Becky slips free, REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Becky stomps Lyra, grabs the stick, and SMACKS away on Lyra’s legs! The fans boo and chant, “You Sold Out!” Becky goes looking under the ring, and she brings out the toolbox! The fans rally up as Becky also brings out some chairs.

Becky brings the chairs around, waits on Lyra, and SMACKS her down! Lyra writhes but Becky SMACKS her again! Becky sits the chair up, brings Lyra around, but Lyra blocks the smack! Lyra ELBOWS Becky, runs, but Becky DROP TOEHOLDS her onto the chair! The fans boo but Becky has the toolbox! Becky aims while Lyra sputters, TOOLBOX SMASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Lyra survives and the fans fire up! Becky is annoyed, but now she opens up the toolbox. And she brings out a zip-tie!? Becky HAMMERS away on Lyra, then ties Lyra’s hands! The fans boo as Becky is taking this to a different level of sadism!

Becky stomps away on Lyra as Lyra can’t guard! And now Becky has a wrench! SPANNER SHOT to Lyra’s bod! And again! And again! The fans boo but Becky shows off the wrench. Becky aims, runs up on Lyra in the corner, WRENCH SMASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Lyra survives again and Becky is seething! Becky drags Lyra up, clinches, and BECKSPLODER! Lyra tumbles to ropes, Becky drags her up, and she clinches again! BECKSPLODER! Lyra tumbles out of the ring and Becky goes out after her! Lyra can’t get her hands free, and Becky SMACKS Lyra off the steps! Becky has Lyra’s hands strung up on the corner!

Becky has the stick and she SMACKS Lyra! The stick splinters, but Becky SMACKS Lyra again! Becky finds a fresh kendo stick, and she toys with Lyra. SMACK! SMACK, SMACK, SMACK! Becky then drags Lyra from the corner to push her into the ring. Becky goes up, and she drops THE MAN’S LEG! Cover, TWO!?!? Lyra refuses to give in and Becky says that’s fine by her! Becky sets the chairs up, then kicks the toolbox away from Lyra so she can’t free herself. Becky clinches, MAN- NO, Lyra catches Becky with those arms! The fans fire up as Lyra HEADBUTTS away on Becky! And then a BELLY2BELLY!! Lyra lets Becky go but that zip-tie is tougher than that.

Becky goes to a corner, the fans rally up, and Becky comes back. Lyra blocks a shot, SOBATS, KICKS, and HEADBUTTS! HEEL KICK! Becky staggers around, Lyra uses the chairs to go up, DROPKICK! Becky tumbles and Lyra climbs a corner! Lyra’s hands are still stuck together, but she still hits a MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! The fans rally as Lyra drags Becky up. Lyra SMACKS Becky off the chairs again and again and again! Lyra stops to drop Becky, and she goes to a corner. Lyra unties one of the buckle pads, and she uses the buckle to grind at the zip-ties! But Becky CLUBS Lyra! And POSTS her!

Becky sees Lyra tumble out of the ring, but then she disappears! Becky looks around for her, then looks under the ring. Surprise! Lyra uses the fire extinguisher to blast Becky! Lyra then uses the handle to cut at the zip-tie! That isn’t working, so Lyra crawls under the ring to find something else. Becky has a kendo stick, she’s swinging blind, but Lyra is free! Lyra blocks a shot! And she SMACKS away on Becky! The fans fire up as Lyra SMACKS, SMACKS, SMACKS! Becky runs away into the ring and the fans cheer Lyra! Lyra slides in, SMACKS Becky again and again and again! And again! Lyra then hooks a leg, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Becky is still in this but she hurries out of the ring. Becky grabs a chair as Lyra builds speed, and she WRECKS Becky with a dropkick through the chair! Lyra hurries to fireman’s carry, but Becky fights her way to the steel steps! Becky clinches, but Lyra fights the lift! Lyra fireman’s carries again! NIGHTWING DRIVER to the floor! The fans fire up while both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as both women slowly stir. Lyra drags Becky up, puts her in the ring, but then Becky flops out the other side. Lyra sighs but she goes to fetch Becky. Lyra puts Becky back in the ring, Becky goes to a corner, and Lyra runs up. But Becky dodges! THE BARE BUCKLE!!

MANHANDLE SLAM onto the chairs!! Cover, TWO!?!??! Lyra survives and Becky is as shocked as anyone!! The fans fire up while Becky thinks on what else she must do. Lyra rolls to the outside but Becky pursues. Becky has a chair again, and she SMACKS Lyra on the back! Becky sits the chair up to SMACK Lyra off it again and again! Then she puts Lyra through the chair! Becky KICKS away on Lyra’s head! Then she stands Lyra up, and RAMS Lyra into the Spanish announce desk! And RAMS her in again! But Lyra RAMS Becky into the post! Lyra runs up, but Becky dodge! Lyra POSTS herself, and Becky SWINGS her into the POST!

Becky backs Lyra up and traps the chair legs inside the desk!? Becky climbs up and she WOE STOMPS the chair!! The chair crushes Lyra and the fans lose their minds! Becky grabs Lyra’s crowbar!! Becky said Lyra was gonna kill her with that, but what is she thinking of doing to Lyra?!? The ref says Becky should reconsider, but Becky raises the bar! BAYLEY IS HERE! She snatches the crowbar from Becky! The fans cheer the Role Model, but then The Man says if not for Lyra, it’d be the two of them fighting over this title! The fans cheer Bayley, but is Becky actually getting through to Bayley’s dark side? Becky shouts, “DO IT!!”

Bayley thinks about it, but then she throws the crowbar down! And she fires off hands on Becky!! The fans fire up as Bayley CLUBS Becky, ROCKS her again and again, and tells Becky that Becky took everything from Bayley! Bayley THROWS Becky into barriers, then back into the barriers! Bayley runs up, but Becky dodges! Bayley’s knee hits barriers and she tumbles into the crowd! Becky staggers away, but PERIPETEIA down through a table!!! Lyra indeed turns fortunes here, and the fans go nuts! Lyra drags Becky into the ring, fireman’s carries, but Becky CLAWS Lyra’s face! MAN- ARM-DRAG! Becky staggers, Bayley swings, but she hits Lyra by accident!!

Becky MANHANDLE SLAMS!! Cover, BECKY WINS!!

Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

Bayley is stunned! So stunned, she couldn’t even dive in and break that pin! Becky has won, and now Lyra can no longer challenge for this title so long as Becky has it! What is Lyra to do with herself now? Will The Man continue to hold everyone down until she’s beaten everyone?

 

WWE United States Championship Steel Cage Match: Solo Sikoa VS Jacob Fatu!

They may share blood, but they might just shed blood in this battle that is as much about the gold as it is the grudge. The would-be chief thought he could hold the Samoan Werewolf down, but there’s no holding back when you’re all gas, no brakes with it! Is Jacob Fatu about to dog walk Solo inside the steel? Or will he have to watch out for MFT?

The introductions are made, the cage is lowered and the belt is raised as it is time to see who (un)cages the beast!

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two stare down. Solo hears everyone cheering on “FATU! FATU!” but he says none of that matter. The fans tell Solo off and that annoys him. Solo punches Fatu, Fatu DECKS Solo! Solo goes to the corner., Fatu runs up, but Solo BOOTS him away! Solo runs up but Fatu CLOBBERS him! Fatu stands Solo up, Solo stops from being thrown into the steel, and then he smacks Fatu off buckles! Fatu snarls and the fans fire up! Fatu HEADBUTTS Solo, climbs up on him in the corner, and he rains down HEADBUTTS! The fans count along, and Fatu goes all the way to TEN! “YADADA MEAN?!”

Fatu runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then BODY CHECKS Solo! The fans fire up and Fatu goes back for Solo. Fatu stands Solo up, Solo again stops smack against the step, but then Fatu BOOTS him! Fatu runs up, but Solo THROWS him into the steel! Fatu scrapes against the chain links as he ends up between cage and ropes. Solo grins, runs in, and SPLASHES Fatu against the steel! Solo dares Fatu to get up, then he runs in again, another SPLASH! The fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” but Solo just mocks Fatu geekin’ out. Solo drags Fatu out of the ropes, and he SENTONS! Fatu goes to ropes, Solo CHOKES him and tells Fatu is stupid for turning on the man who gave him everything!

Solo THROWS Fatu into the steel again and he lets Fatu slump down. Solo paces around, then comes back to rain down fists! Solo talks trash, rains down more fists, then soaks up the heat. Fatu sits up, Solo runs in and HIP ATTACKS! Solo mocks the “YADADA MEAN!?” and the fans boo. Solo covers, TWO! The fans rally up as Fatu toughs it out. Solo asks they open the door, and a ref obliges. Solo smirks as he goes for the door, but Fatu anchors his feet! Solo tries to drag Fatu along but Fatu is pretty hefty. Solo kicks free, he rains down fists, and the door closes as Solo dribbles Fatu off the mat! The fans boo but Solo wants the door again.

The door opens again, but again Fatu anchors Solo’s feet! Solo is frustrated so he decides to use the thumb! Solo drags Fatu up, takes aim, and he says Fatu should’ve just listened! But Fatu ducks the Samoan Spike to SUPERKICK! Solo SUPERKICKS back! Fatu LARIATS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Solo and Fatu slowly rise, and Fatu fires a haymaker! Solo fires back, Fatu fires again, and the fans clearly support Fatu. Fatu fires shot after shot, and he backs Solo down! The fans fire up as Fatu HAMMERS away! Fatu THROWS Solo into the steel! And then into more steel! And more steel! Fatu goes for the fourth, but Solo turns it around!

Fatu hits steel, but he just grins?! Solo panics, Fatu LARIATS him down! And SENTONS! HIP ATTACK in the corner! Fatu hurries to hit the IMPALER! Fatu hurries up, MIGHTY MOONSAULT!! But Fatu isn’t done, he goes up again! MIGHTY MOONSAULT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Solo survives and even Fatu is shocked! Fatu goes to the ropes, but guess what? MFT is here! Tonga Loa, Talla Tonga & JC Mateo are all here, and they flank the ring! But JIMMY USO is here, too! The fans fire up as #BigJim is here, and he SUPERKICKS from the crowd side!! Then he SUPERKICKS JC! But Talla runs up to BOOT Jimmy down!

The fans boo but Talla THROWS Jimmy against the steel! And he THROWS Jimmy over the desk! Fatu snarls, but Solo is sneaking away! Fatu hurries to drag Solo from the door, and then he says all gas, no gaddam breaks! he SLAMS the door shut! Then he turns around, but into a SAMOAN SPIKE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Fatu survives and now Solo is shocked! Solo decides to climb up the cage! Solo makes it to the top, but Fatu rises! Fatu climbs as fast as he can, and he manages to grab Solo’s leg! Fatu drags Solo back inside, and now he fires HEADBUTTS! Fatu SMACKS Solo of the steel and Solo falls! But now MFT climbs the cage!

Fatu SMACKS JC from inside the cage! And he does the same to Loa! Talla is up there now, and Loa ends up inside! Fatu SMACKS Loa down, but Talla has handcuffs!! Talla cuffs Fatu to the top of the cage?! The fans boo as MFT has trapped Fatu after all! Solo crawls away and JC opens the cage door! The fans boo harder, but Fatu BREAKS the cuffs?!? Fatu CLOBBERS Solo! Fatu drags Solo back, Solo BOOTS him away, and Solo hurries! JC calls to him, but Fatu BOOTS the door into JC! Then he swings on Solo! SOlo dodges, crawls, but Fatu has him again! Solo is halfway out but it’s about his feet hitting the floor!

Fatu drags Solo back in, but Talla BOOTS the door closed! Both Solo and Fatu take a hit, but Solo falls to the floor! Solo wins!!

Winner: Solo Sikoa, by escape (still WWE United States Champion)

This should really be MFT as the winners, because it took all four of them to screw over one Samoan Werewolf! But now Solo wants JC to finish Fatu! But Jimmy SUPERKICKS JC! Jimmy SMACKS JC off the steel, then puts him in the ring! Jimmy SLAMS the door shut, and now JC is stuck in the cage! Fatu SUPERICKS JC, SUPERKICKS Loa, and then throws JC into steel! Fatu THROWS Loa into steel! Fatu puts JC and Loa side by side, and he goes up, to then realize he can go higher! The fans go nuts as Fatu climbs the cage! SUPER DUPER MIGHTY MOONSAULT!!! Fatu geeks out, is he not going to stop until he’s torn down The MFT?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dominik Mysterio VS AJ Styles!

Dirty Dom may have a lot going for him, such as being part of Judgment Day, dating Liv Morgan while (apparently?) Roxanne Perez is trying to steal him away, and his a champion. Except he still isn’t phenomenal! Will Dom regret ducking AJ Styles until the last possible moment? Or will Dom find a way to lie, cheat and steal the SummerSlam spotlight?

Well, speaking of lie, cheat and steal, Styles and his son pull up in a low rider! And Styles wears his take on Eddie Guerrero’s tights from that infamous “custody of Dominik Mysterio” ladder match between Eddie and Rey Mysterio from 20 years ago! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who has it where it counts!

The bell rings and Dom runs up! Styles dodges to DECK Dom! Dom bails out, fans sing for Dom, but Styles does a very Eddie style lounge on the ropes. Dom slides in, but then slides out as Styles rushes him. Dom tries again, Styles chases him, but then Styles avoids Dom’s elbow drop! Styles scoops Dom to BACKBREAKER! Dom writhes, the fans duel, and Styles smirks. Dom and Styles reset, feel out a knuckle lock, but Styles blocks Dom’s cheap shot kick! Styles spins Dom around, atomic drop! Dom hobbles to the ropes, and Styles LARIATS Dom up and out! The fans rally and Styles PLANCHAS, but has to land out as Dom moves!

Dom sweeps the legs and Styles hits the apron! Dom runs to basement DROPKICK Styles to the floor! The fans are torn but Dom tells the ref to move. Dom goes side to side, ESCALARA PLANCHA! Down goes Styles and Dom flexes. The fans are torn, but Dom puts Styles in the ring. Dom slingshot SENTONS, then covers, ONE!! Styles is tougher than that but Dom wants a faster count. Dom stomps away on Styles, the ref counts, and Dom stops at 4. Dom soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes back to fire hands on Styles. Dom hoists Styles up top, but Styles fires back! The fans duel as the hands go back and forth, and Dom climbs up.

Dom goes to the very top, but Styles stops the steiner! But Dom fights the Clash! Dom is free, but Styles BOOTS him! Styles leaps, TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! The fans duel as both men slowly rise, and Styles fires off the PHENOMENAL BLITZ! LARIAT and SLIDING FOREARM! The fans fire up with Styles and he puts Dom in a corner. Styles runs corner to corner, LARIAT! Styles fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Dom stays in this but Styles drags him up. Styles reels Dom in, calls his shot, but Dom wrenches out! Styles dodges to PELE! Dom flounders to a corner and Styles gives some Latino Heat!

Styles runs in, but Dom puts him on the apron! Styles ROCKS Dom, then adjusts, PHENOMENAL- NO, Dom dodges! Styles rolls through, comes back, but Dom scoops! MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and duel even harder while Dom grows frustrated. Dom drags Styles up, suplexes, and that’s Uno Amigo! The fans rally as Dom hits Dos Amigos! And then Dom gives some Latino Heat, but Styles hits a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans rally up again! Styles drags Dom to a drop zone, goes up the corner, and FROG SPLASHES onto knees! The fans rally and sing for “Dirty, Dirty Dom~!” and he DROPKICKS Styles onto ropes!

Dom dials it up, and he 619s!! Styles is down, Dom goes up, FROG SPLASH onto BOOTS! Styles then has the leg, CALF CRUSHER!! Dom endures, reaches out, and he makes the ROPEBREAK! Styles lets go in frustration but the fans are dueling as hard as ever! Styles storms up on Dom, grabs a leg, but Dom kicks and kicks and kicks! Styles staggers away, runs back up, but Dom sends him hard into the buckles! The ref checks Styles, but Dom goes to untie a buckle pad! The ref sees that, too! Dom still exposes the buckle, leaves the ref to figure it out, and Dom grabs a chair! Dom uses a classic decoy move, but then he SMACKS the mat?!

Dom drops, that’s the EDDIE! But then Styles puts the chair around his neck and falls over!! The ref has no idea what to make of this, but the fans are loving it! Dom and Styles each say the other did it, but then Styles ENZIGIRIS! Dom staggers to a corner, Styles runs in, but Dom pops Styles up, to CROTCH him on the ropes!! Dom drags Styles to a drop zone, goes to the apron, but Styles KICKS the ropes to jam Dom up! Styles gets even with Dom and the fans rally even harder! Both men stagger up, Dom throat chops! Dom puts Styles in a corner, but Styles rolls him! CALF CRUSHER!! Dom flails, reaches out, but Styles pulls on the leg!

Dom reaches, claws at the mat, but his boot comes loose?! Dom is free, Styles is mad, but then Dom dodges! Styles avoids hitting the ref! Dom SMACKS Styles with the boot! Dom hurries up the corner with one boot! FROG SPLASH!! Cover, DOM WINS!

Winner: Dominik Mysterio, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)

Did Dom get lucky? Or was the boot his plan all along? Either way, Dom found a way to outsmart Styles and keep this title! But now, Dom prepares for AAA TripleMania 33 in two weeks! Will Dom win the Fatal 4 Way to become AAA Mega Champion? Or will those odds be too high even for the (self-proclaimed) best luchador in the world? As for AJ Styles, what is he to do now after losing to Dirty Dom?

 

Stephanie McMahon is here!

The fans cheer as the Billion Dollar Queen is in the ring, and she has a mic to ask, “IS everybody having a good time tonight?” The fans cheer, and Steph says she has the honor of announcing tonight’s attendance. That is 60,561 for tonight, and that makes for a total of 113,722! That’s officially the BIGGEST SummerSlam in history! The fans cheer and the pyro goes off! Here’s to making next year’s SummerSlam even bigger!

 

Undisputed WWE Championship Street Fight: John Cena VS Cody Rhodes!

A saga that started in January with the Royal Rumble then took a turn at Elimination Chamber. And while The Greatest Of All Time may have sold out when The American Nightmare didn’t, it seems there was no return on the investment. But after Cody refused to accept Cena’s cowardly excuse and beat him into signing the contract, it seems The Never-Seen Seventeen has seen the light. Then is the Last Real Champion going to fight as the REAL John Cena? Or is this Hollywood actor just luring us all into a false sense of security?

Cody’s introduction starts with a recording of Dusty Rhodes. “When you walk behind and you’re not a leader, then the view never changes.” And then Cody rises from beneath the stage in a bright shining new helmet and coat, for “Wrestling has more than one… royal family.” The fans cheer and sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans, and goes to the ring for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro! And now, the moment of truth. The fans chant for Cena, and the entrance music hits. The tron is still very generic, but then it explodes into color! The fans fire up as Cena has the New York Giants’ red, white and blue!

The fans even sing along with My Time Is Now instead of the “John Cena Sucks!” Cena asks Stu the cameraman if he’s got one last run in him, cuz here goes! Salute and a run down the ramp, this definitely looks like the real deal! Cody smiles as Cena even slides into the ring like he used to. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, as are the stakes, and it is time to see who is truly undisputed!

The bell rings and the fans fire up already! Cena smiles hearing the dueling, “Let’s Go Cena!” “Cena Sucks!” Cody and Cena step up, stare down, and Cena HUGS Cody! The fans cheer and Cody returns the hug. Cena thanks Cody for this, and then they fire off hands! The fans fire up and Cody bumps Cena off buckles! Cody fires hands, puts Cena in another corner, but Cena fires hands back! They go to the outside, and Cena whips. Cody reverses, Cena hits steel steps, and the steps go tumbling! The fans are torn but Cody storms over to bring Cena up. Cody brings Cena around to SMACK him off the apron. Cody ROCKS Cena, and Cena goes to a corner.

Cody whips, Cena reverses, and now Cody hits steel steps! The fans rally and duel while Cena goes looking for something. Cena finds Tyrese Haliburton and says “You Can’t See Me!” He takes one of Tyrese’s crutches! Cena SMACKS Cody with it! The crutch is bent so Cena throws it aside. Cena puts Cody in the ring, and then he brings the big base steps around! Cena puts those in the ring, then positions them just right. Cena waits on Cody, fireman’s carries, and- NO, Cody fights free! Cody scoops and he SLAMS Cena on the steps! The fans are torn again, but now Cody goes up a corner! But Cena rises and SHOVES Cody down!

Cody hits the floor, and Cena picks up the steps?! Doesn’t he usually use the top steps for this?! Cena aims, runs, and SUPER STAIR DOWN!! Direct hit on Cody and the fans fire up! Cena goes out to fetch Cody, SMACKS him off barriers, and then puts him in the ring. Cena climbs up to the apron, but Cody BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICKS! Cena falls, Cody drags him in, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Cena is tougher than that but Cody drags him back up. Cody kicks low, RHODES UPPERCUTS, then covers, TWO! The fans sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” and he steps over to trap Cena’s arm! Cody has the chinlock but Cena endures.

The fans rally, Cena fights up, and Cena pries the hold away! Cena kicks low, whips Cody to a corner, then runs up. Cody goes up and over, then SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, TWO! Cody pounds the mat, runs up on Cena, but Cena TOSSES him up and out! The fans rally, Cena also drops back. Cody goes looking for things under the ring, and he brings out a chair! Cena also has a chair from his side of the ring! The fans rally and sing as both men rise up and slide into the ring. They both see the other was thinking the same thing. So they CLASH! Cena is disarmed, Cody kicks that chair away, and JAMS Cena up with his own chair!

Cody SMACKS Cena on the back, covers, TWO! Cody stays focused and he stomps Cena’s leg. Cody grabs his chair again, wedges it into the corner, then goes back to Cena. Cena crawls to the other corner but Cody drags him up. Cody whips, Cena reverses, and Cody is sent into the chair! Cena hits the SHOULDER TACKLE! SHOULDER TACKLE! SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB! The fans are thunderous for it! “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” Cena runs to FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Fireman’s carry, but Cody slips free! Cody LARIATS, LARIATS, and then JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans cheer the flip, flop ‘n’ fly, BIONIC ELBOW!

Cody springboards, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Cena survives but Cody stays laser focused. “This is Awesome!” as Cody thinks, and he drags Cena up. But Cena fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!! Cody survives and the fans fire up! Cena goes after the legs, but Cody BOOTS Cena away! Cody runs up, Cena dodges, but then Cody BOOTS Cena again! Cody goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS!! Cover, TWO!! Cena survives Cody busting out that Terry Funk style attack, but then he springboards, BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICK! Cover, TWO! Cena survives again and Cody is frustrated, but then he looks to the corner.

Cody smiles and he waits on Cena. Cena rises, Cody goes up, up, and SUPER CODY CUTTERS!! Cover, TWO?!? Cena survives again, perhaps he really is still #BigMatchJohn! Cody thinks as he circles Cena, and he looms over Cena. But Cena Electric Chair Lifts, for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Cody survives Cena busting out something different, but Cena just waits. Fireman’s carry, and- NO, Cody fights free! Cody reels Cena in, lifts, and PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cena survives and Cody is shocked! The fans duel, “You Can’t Do That!” “Yes, He Can!” Cody rises, goes back to Cena, but the ref isn’t sure Cena’s even able to continue.

Cody says no, he won’t hesitate like last time! Cody drags Cena up, but Cena’s a ragdoll! But then Cena fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Was Cena playing possum? Or was that a last gasp from the Last Real Champ? The fans rally up either way with both men down! Cena goes to ropes and drags himself up, as does Cody. Cody ROCKS Cena with a right! Cena ROCKS Cody in return! Cody ROCKS Cena, Cena ROCKS Cody, but then Cody fires a body blow! Cena ROCKS Cody again, so Cody KICKS Cena! Cenma ROCKS Cody, Cody ROCKS him back! Cody dodges the lariat to then POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!

And Cena has a leg! S T F U!! The fans are thunderous as Cena pulls on the crossface! Cody fights his way forward, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Street Fights mean Cena doesn’t have to let go! The submission won’t count if Cody taps, but Cody drags Cena into the ropes! The ropes choke Cena and he lets Cody go. They both go outside, though, and Cena SMACKS Cody off the apron! Cena whips Cody, Cody reverses, and Cena hits barriers! Cena tumbles into the timekeeper’s area, and Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs as he hurries over. Cody drags Cena up, Cena BOPS Cody with a mic! Cena hops on, CODE RED to the floor?!? The fans go nuts as Cena shows he CAN wrestle!

Cena clears off the Spanish announce desk, and he drags Cody onto the English announce desk! The fans fire up as Cena climbs up to join Cody. Cena fireman’s carries, and he aims for the other desk! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT DOWN THROUGH THE DESK!!! The fans are thunderous as Cena rolls Cody towards the ring. Cena huffs ‘n’ puffs as he drags Cody up, “This is Awesome!” as Cena pushes Cody into the ring. Cena covers, TWO!!! Cody survives and Cena is beside himself! The fans rally and duel again, and Cena feeds off that energy. Cody is in a corner, Cena runs in, but Cody sends him into the buckles! CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO?!?!

The fans are thunderous as Cena survives, and now Cody is beside himself! Cody seethes as he rises up, and he puts Cena on the top rope. Cody throws hands, then climbs up to join Cena. The fans rally as Cody goes to the very top! But Cena fights the suplex! The fans fire up and Cena HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS again! Cody falls, Cena aims, NOTHING BUT NET!! Cena originated that, and now he fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Cody survives, Cena is stunned, but he’s also kinda enjoying this. Cena gets a wry smile and then nods to the camera. Cena goes outside, picks up a chair, but tosses it aside.

Cena looks under the ring, and yes, he brings out a TABLE! The fans cheer for Cena, the table and Slim Jim! Cena puts the table in the ring while Cody goes to the corner. Cena sets the table up right at center, and waits on Cody. Cody rises up, Cena fireman’s carries again, but Cody tips the table! DDT! Cover, TWO! Cena’s still tougher than that, but now Cody wants to snap into a Slim Jim! Cody puts the table up in a corner, goes back to Cena, and Cody brings Cena around to whip! Cena slides to a stop! Cody runs up, Cena dodges! Cena fireman’s carries! Cody uses the ropes to escape! Cody drags Cena outside, CLUBS him, and TOSSES him over the barriers!

The fans fire up as this is now a fight in the crowd! Cody SMACKS Cena with someone’s drink! Cody throws hands and keeps Cena moving, but then Cena sends Cody into barriers! They brawl more, go around the way, and Cody CHUCKS a trash can at Cena! But Cena catches it with ease! Cena puts the can aside, and the two throw hands again! The fans fire up as Cody BODY BLOWS! They go around the way towards the back row, and the haymakers fly again! Cena sends Cody into spare railing! Then Cena lifts the railing to RAM Cody with it! Cena lines up another shot, and he BATTERING RAMS Cody with it!

Cody staggers to the backside of an upper level, and Cena fireman’s carries! Cody slips free, and he suplexes Cena onto the railing! Cena sputters and flops over while the fans lose their minds! The fans rally up as Cena crawls away towards the stage. Cody pursues, and he fires hands on Cena! Cody fires a BODY BLOW, he keeps Cena moving in the gap between stands and stage, but Cena hits back! Cena takes Cody under the stage? The fans wonder what’s going on under there, but they come up through the Cody elevator! The fans cheer as Cena fireman’s carries Cody that way! Cena grins and the fans are thunderous!

Cena now walks with Cody to the ramp, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT on the ramp! The fans fire up while Cody writhes! Cena drags Cody by a leg but Cody is a ragdoll now. The fans rally up and Cena brings Cody up for another fireman’s carry! Cena storms down to ringside now, and he dumps Cody into the ring. The fans cheer as Cena shows he still has that gas tank. But then Cody THROWS Cena through the table!! Cody drags Cena from the wreckage, hooks him up, CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Cena survives again and Cody is beside himself! Cody is unsure what he needs to do to beat THE Greatest Of All Time!

Cena drags himself up with the ropes, the fans cheer on “SUPER CENA!” but Cody runs up! Cena DUMPS Cody out to the floor! Cena crawls to the apron, but Cody SMACKS him with a chair! Cena flounders away and Cody looks around. Cody goes to the crossbar of a corner, exposes it, then unscrews it?! The ref says don’t do it, but too late! Cody has undone the bottom rope, and he wants to use the turnbuckle itself?! Cody CLOBBERS Cena with it!! Cody said before he wouldn’t hesitate, but wasn’t that against the bitter, condescending Cena? The fans boo and Cody tries to justify his actions, but even he seems conflicted now.

But wait, Cena is rising back up! Cody shakes his head, and runs up to CLOBBER Cena again!! The fans boo harder but Cody looms over Cena. Cody tries to reason this out in the moment, but Cena refuses to stay down! Cody looks to the buckle as if it is the thing tempting him. Cody runs up, but Cena drop toeholds! STF with the ropes!! Cody’s actions have backfired, but he fires elbows ! Cody drags Cena into an ANACONDA VICE with the ropes!! Cena fights up, he pries Cody’s hands away, and Cena kicks low! Cena kicks the ropes away, fireman’s carries, but Cody slips free! Dragon sleeper, CROSS RHODES!! Cody holds on and the fans are going nuts!

Cody hits another CROSS RHODES!! Cody isn’t done, he drags Cena up a third time! CROSS RHODES!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!? Cena defies even the wildest expectations and the fans are electric! “Super Cena” is still in this but Cody looks to the belt. Cody takes it off the pedestal and brings it to the ring. The fans boo as Cody is actually considering doing what Evil Cena did! But this is Hero Cena! Can he really do that to this Cena? Cena is dazed, not sure what’s doing on, but Cody runs up! Cena catches Cody, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! And then another ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cena tosses the belt aside, and he drags Cody up again!

Wait, Cena puts Cody on the top rope?! Cena climbs up, fireman’s carries, and AVALANCHE ATTITUDED ADJUSTMENT!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!?!?! Now no one can believe what they’re seeing!! Is this “Super Cody” now?! Either way, “This is Awesome!” Cena huffs ‘n’ puffs and goes outside, and he brings out another table! If one is good, than two must be better! Cena puts that table in, sets it up, and the fans duel again. Cena brings Cody up, brings him over, and then he puts Cody up top. Cena is ready to escalate things again and the fans are in an almost hushed silence. Cena has Cody up again, but Cody fights with elbows!

Cody lands out, and then jumps back up! SUPER DUPER CODY CUTTER down through the table!!! But Cody isn’t done there! He scrambles out of the wreckage while Cena flounders to the ropes! Cody salutes Cena, and brings him into a dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!!! Cover, CODY WINS!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed WWE Champion)

Truly an epic for the ages as this generational battle comes to a close! And in the end, The Last Real Champion is no longer champion. Cody the Quarterback has the ball back, but Cena makes sure to hand it to Cody personally. They hug it out and the fans cheer. Cody is emotional, because he knows what this moment means for him, Cena, and everyone in the WWE Universe. The pyro goes off in celebration, but Cody still has the fans give it up for the one and only John Cena! Cody lets Cena have the ring, because as great as it is to be champion again, this is Cena’s last SummerSlam, and he deserves to enjoy the moment.

The fans chant, “Thank You, Cena!” Cena says no, thank you all. Cena takes a bow and waves goodbye to the fans, but then BROCK LESNAR IS HERE?!? The Beast is back in the WWE and everyone is losing their minds! Cena is stuck cold in his tracks as Lesnar makes his way to the ring! Lesnar circles the ring like a shark with blood in the water! Cena is very wary of Lesnar, especially since the last time these two met, it was the founding of #SuplexCity. Lesnar throws off the vest, but Cena just adjusts the armband. Lesnar rushes in, he gets Cena up, F5!! Lesnar has sent his message: He wants Cena’s last four months! Will The Beast feast on The GOAT one last time?


My Thoughts:

A great second night for SummerSlam, but not quite as great as last night. Maybe it was a status quo problem, or just how they got us to those results. The Triple Threat was great, and Naomi having the opportunistic win was fitting, especially as the Heel in the match. And it works even for Rhea’s story, she and Iyo need to settle things 1v1 before one of them goes back for the title. The TLC Six Pack Challenge was wild, especially Candice LeRae taking the ladder bridge spot. The Wyatts winning was moderately surprising, and it was a little disappointing they did it with everyone’s help again, but I suppose it was DIY who first broke the rule of using outside help, so it’s all fair in love and war.

The No Holds Barred following up TLC felt like a bit of a bad scheduling choice. The fans needed time to cool off from No Disqualification style madness, but then I guess there was no real good spot with the Steel Cage match and the Street Fight still to go. All I’m saying is, that crowd suddenly decided to pay attention to some dumb stuff off camera instead of an honestly great No Holds Barred match. Very creative to bring in the crowbar and the zip-tie, but of course Bayley gets involved to go after Becky. I figured Bayley would cost Lyra here, just not quite like that. But now, Lyra is blocked off from the Intercontinental Championship, and she can be mad at Bayley all she wants, but it looks like Bayley is up next to challenge The Man.

The Steel Cage Match was really good, but WWE has really run out of ways of making Steel Cage matches interesting. The cage doesn’t block interference, it invites it and makes it easier for the Heels to interfere. MFT is the only reason Fatu lost, and what is the point of Fatu losing but then destroying JC & Loa again? Fatu really should’ve done the super moonsault during the match instead, taking out JC & Loa, only for Solo to then use that to get the jump on Fatu. That or break the cage so Solo gets a more “dumb luck” win. Though, maybe that makes it worse, like Fatu was TOO much gas, not enough brakes.

Styles VS Dom was a great match, especially the ways they referenced SummerSlam 2005 and the Eddie VS Rey match. But I’m very surprised Dom won when they’ve advertised Dom going to TripleMania to challenge for the AAA Mega Championship. I don’t see Dom becoming a double champion, or rather, I don’t think he should. It’s gonna be a Fatal 4 Way with Dragon Lee and “El Grande Americano” Kaiser, so Lee or Kaiser can take the loss for Vikingo to retain, or for Dom to win.

And then we got an awesome main event with the Street Fight. Cena truly did turn back to Face, no shenanigans from him, but I do feel like Cody teased his Heel side with using that turnbuckle and trying to justify himself to the fans. These guys really pushed the limits of their kayfabe power levels, but in the end, Cody won because that’s what we were getting even with Heel Cena. Great win for Cody, there are a lot of choices for who can face him next, but what a WILD closing moment to have Lesnar return and go after an exhausted Cena. But in the grand scheme of things, with none of Cena’s other rivals available (Batista retired, Edge is in AEW), Lesnar being like a reality check for Cena is a great move, and this will make for Cena closing out his year with a classic John Cena uphill battle.

My Score: 8.8/10

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