Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 9.18.2025

Well we get a Tag Team Titles match tonight after the Twitter backlash of Trick putting the TNA Championship on the line against Oba Femi for a winner takes all match this coming Tuesday. Will TNA crash the party?

But this is a weird time with TNA shows, either the Go Home or week before that are usually complete useless episodes. So lets see if this is a painful two hours or something tolerable. At least we might get a Victoria Crawford or Rascalz segment.

The Rascalz inviting us to the Treehouse again is nice, they bring big thoughts and little fantastic carrots.

The Rascalz were celebrating @TheBadReed earning an X-Division Title shot in the Treehouse and @milanmiracle showed up! @TheTreyMiguel @ZacharyWentz

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Ratings:

• Brian Myers w/The System vs Mustafa Ali w/Order 4: Ali wins via Small Package – **
• Imbecile Jabroni w/Bald Jabroni vs Eric Young: Jabroni wins via Jacknife Cradle – zero
• IInspiration & Masha Slamovich vs Elegance Clique: M wins via Dirty Roll-Up – **
• Dani Luna-tic vs Indi Hartwell: Indi wins via DQ – **
• Mike Santana vs AJZ: Santana wins LOL – SQUASH
• TNA Tag Team Chamionpship: The Kaiba Boys vs The Hardy Boyz (c): Hardyz retain via Twist/Swanton – ***

Results:

Brian Myers w/The System vs Mustafa Ali w/Order 4

If this doesn’t culminate in a Lethal Lockdown match, I’m gonna throw Tasha Steelz at someone.

Myers takes the early advantage, Lariat into a Dropkick to make Ali powder, Myers follows and continues to eat the steps, but the other Order 4 members walk up on Myers, causing a big standoff so Ali takes advantage and hits the Dive into a Neckbreaker. Ali a few strikes, a Bell Clap, but Myers hits the Bicycle Kick, Round Kick to the shin and the Implant DDT. Myers goes up for the Elbow, but Ali moves after Skyler distracted him, Ali Small Package, and 1-2-3! Team brawl after the match. Tasha Low Blows Eddie, Lish takes her earings off like she thinks she’s the Puerto Rican, and she goes after Tasha. Moose and Agent Zero have a standoff. Zero Headbutts Moose in the chest, Moose drops, but then security tries to break them apart and it turns into a classic TNA pull apart brawl.

Santino comes out…he better say Lethal Lockdown. He says…Hardcore War. That’s stupid, bring the cage back you cowards!

Imbecile Jabroni w/Bald Jabroni vs Eric Young

I refuse to learn these losers names. They look bad, they’re not marketable, they have no personality and their movesets are stale and basic 5’10” white boy Indie loser crap. Jabroni does a lot of unnecessary movement just to eat a Backbreaker and start getting systematically destroyed. Chops, nerve holds, twists and knees. Jabroni blocks the Spicolli Driver and Piledriver, Back Drop but cornball offense since he looks like a child playing with his father. EY with the flair flip but gets tripped on the ropes. Imbecile goes for a Frog Splash for two. Hammerlock Sit Out Powerbomb from Jabroni, but again, he looks like crap and his moves are uninteresting. EY fights back, bite, punches Macho Elbow but only a two count. EY decides to argue with the ref and threaten him. Piledriver set up but Hendry comes out for the distraction. Jacknife Cradle from loser.

So the first 2 matches end in distraction cradles? That’s moronic.

.@JodyThreat is the guest on Mentor U, while @MeanGiaMiller delivers a message to @VIX_CROW and a warning to Tessa Blanchard!

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IInspiration & Masha Slamovich vs Elegance Clique

Masha and Heather start and she gets Snapmared by the hair and ragdolled as Heather is screaming for her life, Cassie tags in but her an Jessie do their tandem Arm Wringer Kick, M tries to stop it so Masha joins for the IIconic pose and we go to commercial. Iceman hits Masha and gets chased around the ring so M Superkicks Masha in the face, then the IInspiration runs off ASH and the Concierge. M gets leveled out of the ring, Cassie takes Heather to the corner and stomps a mudhole into her, then the Knees to the face into a Face Buster to the Knee. ASH returns to the apron as Heather keeps eating offense. Heather turns the tables on Jessie, and the Elegance brand makes some quick tags, Chops, Backstabber, and keeping Jessie locked in the corner. Heather keeps her cornered and a Hesitation Missile Dropkick for two. Heather puts Jessie in a headlock, which is dumb since Heather is 4’9″, so Jessie powers up and starts to get some momentum. Heather looks dumb, simultaneous tags with Masha and M. Masha rocks both M and Heather, only gets a two count, but ASH is hiding behind commentary so M and Heather are…actually making a comeback, M and Concierge try a few things but it almost blows up until ASH throws champagne into Cassie’s eyes and M gets…guess what…a fucking rollup.

Stop it, someone do a damn finishing move, get DQ’d, throw a valet at the person like Nash did to Rey. NO MORE CRADLES!

Frankie Kazarian has his bootleg Jericho Highlight Reel and invites out Mr. Anderson/Kennedy to try and get someone to run down Maclin from a military background perspective. Anderson is babyfacing and pissing off Kaz. Anderson grabs Kaz, looks to take him down a peg, but Jake Something attacks Anderson. It looks like Jake took Kaz’s advice, so Maclin makes the save for Anderson. Babyface Asshole is a weird timeline. 

Dani Luna-tic vs Indi Hartwell

Dani shoots on Indi, tosses her through the ropes twice and Dani holts the ring, but Indi hits the Big Boot and throws Dani out. Indi is holding the center now like it’s a King of the Hill match, no propane jokes. Dani goes for her own kick but Indi catches it and slams Dani down, Indi wants the Spinebuster but Dani elbows to stop the momentum. Luna throttles her into the ropes and then pulls her throat first into the ropes for a near fall. Indi tries to fight up, but Dani hits the Northern Lights Suplex to stop Indi. She stalks Indi and hits another Release Northern Lights. Nice slap and then chokes her against the ropes, Leg Lariat for emphasis and another near fall as Dani keeps the pressure up. Indi is getting rocked, Dani takes her to the apron, pulls the hair, then looks for the Outside In Reverse Suplex like Shinsuke Nakamure, but Indi counters it. She tries to come back in, but Indi clocks her with the Lariat and Ground and Pound. Dani is just slugging Indi in the face, but Indi rallies, her Knees and Strikes comeback with the Slingblades into the Spinebuster. Indi looks for the elbow, but Dani powders out away from Indi.

Indi decides to chase, Dani grabs a chair and starts beating on Indi. Well at least it wasn’t a cradle. Dani beats her with the chair, chokes her with the edge, scares security with a wild chair swing, and Dani continues with one more shot until she tosses the chair away and decides when it ends.

Mike Santana vs AJZ

The jobber from last week calls out Santana since he never got his match, Santana comes in, Dropkicks AJZ out of his shoes as the bell rings, Outlined in Chalk, Spin the Block, jobber dies.

Santana goes for the Shawshank paraphrase as he cuts a promo on Trick, but Ridge Holland comes out of nowhere and sneak attacks Santana and leaves him laying. 

TNA Tag Team Championpship: The Kaiba Boys vs The Hardy Boyz (c)

Early start of the Matt and Nic throwing hands, then all four come in, a quick few strikes until the Hardyz get the advantage and Lariat the Kaibas outside so we can go to commercial. Ryan tries to interfere as Jeff and Nic are throwing hands, Ryan gets kicked off the apron, Jeff tries Whisper in the Wind but crashes and burns. Nic cheats by grabbing the ropes to add leverage to the Arm Bar, Ryan tags in for some cheapshots and tags back out for Nic to keep Jeff grounded. Nic pulls off the Shot to the Heart Elbows, grabs an ankle of Jeff to pull him to the Nemeth corner and Ryan tags in, stomping away and trying to keep Jeff isolated. They try the locomotion spot in the corner, but Jeff fights back and hits Whisper in Wind this time, tags in Matt and he’s running over Nic. Delete Buckle Smashes, WONDERFUL.

Matt goes to the corner and hits him with a Pull Up Sitout Powerbomb for two. Matt with a Lariat, tries the Bulldog but gets pushed off. Nic charges into a Side Effect, but only two as usual. Extreme Elbow call for Matt and it connects as he’s looking for the Twist, but Nic counters and throws him into the corner but Matt reverses, Matt tries a Razor’s Edge but Nic slips it and hits the FameASSer. Nic looking for Superkick, Matt catches it, tries the Twist, pushed off, Nic hits the Superkick, Ryan hits the Jumping DDT and Nic hits the Macho Elbow for two. Ryan tries to cheat with the belt, Matt Cardona stops the belt usage and wails on Ryan and throws him back in, so Nic goes to attack Cardona. Ryan is all alone, so Twist into Swanton, and the Hardyz retain.

Overall Score: 3.5/10

A few fun segments, main event was ok, but when 3 matches in a row end up with Interference and a Roll-Up, that’s stupid. TNA loves to have an inane episode every few months where they repeat the same finish multiple times because they can’t write for crap. Nothing mattered, most of it was just gimmick’d because no one could look weak and they booked themselves into a corner. Also stop putting those Anthem dorks on camera. Its cringe, they look like dorkiest cuck loving dweebs to breathe air. Stop making the product look worse with those idiots. At least Dixie was hot, it’s cringe when Tony does it, it’s worse when corporately appointed nobodies think they’re special.

It’s like having a court appoint girlfriend…loser behavior, stop it.