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Mitchell’s WWE Crown Jewel Results & Report! (10/11/25)
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Mitchell’s WWE Crown Jewel Results & Report! (10/11/25)

Who is truly QB1?

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Will Cody Rhodes go back-to-back as Crown Jewel Champ?

In Seth Rollins’ mind, he NEEDS to win the Crown Jewel Championship here in Perth, Australia, but that means finally beating Cody Rhodes 1v1! Who will truly lead the WWE into the future?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Australian Street Fight: Bronson Reed VS Roman Reigns; Bronson wins.
  • WWE Women’s Crown Jewel Championship: Stephanie Vaquer VS Tiffany Stratton; Vaquer wins and is the 2025 Women’s Crown Jewel Champion.
  • John Cena VS AJ Styles; Cena wins.
  • Iyo Sky & Rhea Ripley VS The Kabuki Warriors; Iyo & Rhea win.
  • WWE Men’s Crown Jewel Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Seth Rollins; Rollins wins and is the 2025 Men’s Crown Jewel Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Crown Jewel Countdown Show!

Join Michael Cole, Wade Barrett & Big E in discussing, analyzing and predicting all the action about to go down tonight, or this morning if you’re stateside, in Perth!

 

Operation: Crown Jewel – The Royal Transfer

From Riyadh, Saudi Arabia and the WWE Experience, the team of experts carefully place the Men’s & Women’s Crown Jewel Championships into their secure carrying cases, and then those cases into the SUVs, all with the white glove treatment. Then a private jet takes those cases 7,065 MILES to Perth, Australia. And from there, two more SUVs arrive at the arena, and the championships are prepped. Now they simply await the winners of tonight’s epic showdowns!

 

Can you hear it?

Rhea Ripley narrates: “We start in silence. Finding the calm in our minds, and the peace in our hearts. But we are not meant to stay there. Not when we hear it. Can you hear it? Our sound isn’t just heard, it’s felt. It’s the roar, the rhythm, the chaos, the chant. From every corner of the globe, these sounds need no translation. That is what ‘real’ sounds like. Can you hear it? Tonight, from my beloved island nation, we will be wilder, we will be bolder, and we will show the world what Australia sounds like. Can you hear it now? I can.”

 

Australian Street Fight: Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman VS Roman Reigns!

The Colossal Aussie returns home a big way! To settle things between Tribal Thief and Tribal Chief, Auszilla and the Big Dog are going to throw away the rules and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! Will Perth get hit with a Tsunami? Or will we all ACKNOWLEDGE HIM?

Even before his entrance, the fans sing for “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” Then Roman makes his entrance and the fans cheer, their ones held high. Roman raises his finger for the pyro, then he continues to the ring. The second pyro goes off, and the fans return to singing for “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” The bell rings, the fans fire up, and the two stare down. Bronson talks some trash, but the fans chant for “O T C! O T C!” Roman tells Bronson that this isn’t Bronson’s homefield, it’s his. And hands start flying! Roman gets the edge, and he SMACKS Bronson off buckles! And then off more buckles! Then more buckles!

The fans cheer as Roman climbs up, and he rains down fists! Fans count along, and Roman goes to TEN! The fans cheer again as Roman hops down. Roman runs the ropes to LARIAT Bronson up and out! The fans fire up again and they raise the ones to the sky. Roman goes out the side, Heyman hustles away, and Roman runs up, DRIVE-BY DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Bronson staggers away. Roman UPPERCUTS Bronson into the crowd! Roman throws Prime bottles at him! Roman goes out into the crowd to throw hands on Bronson, SMACKS him off barriers, and then throws hands. Roman high-fives a few fans as they continue on.

Roman HEADBUTTS Bronson, Bronson fires body shots, and they haymakers fly! Roman ROCKS Bronson, then SMAC KS him with a trash can! The fans cheer and Roman stalks Bronson to SMACK him with the can again! Bronson staggers away, Roman ROCKS him again, and the fans chant, “F HIM, ROMAN, F HIM UP!” Roman ROCKS Bronson, then brings out a cricket bat! The fans are thunderous as Roman also brings out a rugby ball! Roman THROWS that at Heyman! And then he throws another at Bronson! Then he JAMS Bronson with a bat! Bronson goes into the ring, Roman storms in, and he winds up!

The fans cheer Roman on as he SMACKS Bronson! That’s six! Bronson stumbles out of the ring now, and Roman revels in the chants. Roman is having some fun now, but Bronson CLOBBERS him! Bronson drags Roman up to HEADBUTT, then CLUB him down. The fans cheer, “This is Awesome!” while Bronson looks under the ring. Bronson doesn’t find what he wants, so he CLUBS Roman again. Bronson brings out a kendo stick! He swings, misses, and Roman POSTS him for it! Then Roman takes the kendo stick to SMACK Bronson! And SMACK! And SMACK! The fans cheer as Roman winds up again, and he SMACKS Bronson in the chest!

The fans fire up while Bronson sputters and flounders. The fans sing again as Roman stalks Bronson to the timekeeper’s area. Roman grabs a mic real quick, makes sure it’s working, and he stomps Bronson. “Perth! If you want tables… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer and raise the ones, it’s a unanimous vote! Roman goes looking, and he indeed brings out a TABLE! And the ball! Roman throws the ball at Heyman, but he hits ropes instead. Heyman is panicking as Roman puts the table in the ring, but Bronson CLOBBERS Roman again! And RAMS him into steel steps! Bronson says this is HIS home!

The fans boo Bronson, especially as he puts the table back under the ring! Bronson goes over to Roman, CLUBS him down, and fans tell Bronson off. But Bronson sits the steel steps on their side, takes the top piece off, and he RAMS Roman down! Roman sputters, rises, and Bronson RAMS him down again! Roman flops against barriers, and Bronson CHOKES him! The fans boo as Bronson raises his one. Bronson HEADBUTTS Roman, puts him in the ring, and the fans tell Bronson off more. Bronson brings chairs into the ring, and he JAMS Roman up! And JAMS him again! Bronson wedges that chair into the corner while the fans boo.

Bronson stalks Roman, SMACKS him with the other chair, and Heyman mocks Roman now. Bronson taunts The OTC, “You feel that?” He JAMS Roman again! And again! And again! Bronson DIGS the chair into the ribs, the same ribs that the Tsunami crushed the last time these two fought. Bronson sits the chair up, brings Roman around, and fans tell him off again. Bronson raises his one, the fans boo, but Bronson tells Roman that the OTC will be no more! But then Roman fireman’s carries! SAMOAN DROP on the chair! Cover, TWO! Bronson survives and the fans fire up again! The fans rally up harder as both men slowly rise.

Roman huffs ‘n’ puffs but Bronson stands first. Roman LARIATS! Bronson stays up, so Roman LARIATS again! And LARIATS again! And again! And again, again, again, all against the ropes! The fans cheer and Roman goes to about TEN! Roman still fires LARIATS, just a bit slower now. Bronson is sputtering but still standing, so Roman keeps going! TWENTY lariats! Roman whips, Bronson reverses, LEAPING LARIAT for 21! The fans are thunderous, Heyman is panicking, but Roman locks ‘n’ loads! SUPER- NO, Bronson catches Roman, pops him around, JAGGED EDGE! Cover, TWO!! Roman survives and Bronson is stunned!

Bronson paces, he makes sure the chair is in the corner, and he brings out a stop sign! The fans chant “STOP! STOP! STOP!” but Bronson SMACKS Roman with the sign! And SMACKS him again! Then Bronson puts the sign down, clinches Roman, but Roman fights the lift! Roman fires elbows, but Bronson just catches him to URENAGE on the stop sign! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roman stays in this. Heyman tells Bronson to finish this, and Bronson gives last rites for the SENTON but onto the sign! Roman avoids disaster and both men are down again! The fans rally up again as both men crawl.

The fans still want tables, but Roman baits Bronson into RUNNING INTO THE CHAIR!! Bronson sputters and stumbles, into a SUPERMAN PUNCH! Cover, TWO! Bronson survives and Roman is a bit surprised, but the fans chant, “TABLES! TABLES!” Roman goes to a corner first, and he lets out the battle cry, “OOAH~!” But Bronson scrambles out of the ring! The fans boo but Bronson knew to avoid disaster. Roman goes out the side, and Roman lets out another “OOAH~!” The fans fire up as Roman builds speed around the way, but BRON BREAKKER SPEARS ROMAN!! The fans either boo or bark as the Badass has to help his teammate!

The fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” in hopes The Usos are here, but Bronson starts clearing off the desk! Bron drags Roman up and over, and they combine for the DOUBLE POWERBOMB through the desk!! The fans boo as Bronson mocks the “OOAH~!” But The Vision isn’t done as they bring out a table! Bronson puts that in the ring, sets it up in a corner, and Bron drags Roman up. Fans still “YEET! YEET! YEET!” and they’re here! Jey & Jimmy storm down to ringside, but Bron intercepts! They DOUBLE SUPERKICK him for it! Bronson dares the Usos to bring it, so Jey goes first! He dodges Bronson, ROCKS Him, and Jimym ROCKS him!

The fans fire up as the Usos pinball Bronson, then they pop, lock, and DOUBLE HAYMAKER! RAM and FOREARM in the corner! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Bronson sits down, but Bron is back! SUPERKICK for him! SUPERKICK again! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Bron! Bron sits in another corner, and the fans fire up with “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” STEREO HIP ATTACKS! Roman apparently has a bloody arm, and he’s still crawling to the ring. The Usos get Bron up for the ONE AND DONE!! Jimmy & Jey then drag Bron into the drop zone! The Usos each take a corner, but Bronson SHOVES Jimmy down!

Bron grabs Jey by the neck! Gorilla press, and GUT BUSTER DROP! Jey sputters and the fans bark. Bron goes out the side, eyes on Jimmy. Bron builds speed now, just like Roman did, and Bron SPEARS Jimmy through barriers!! The fans lose their minds but Bron just took himself out! Bronson sees it’s just him, and he has Jey in the drop zone! Bronson climbs, but ROMAN IS BACK! SUPERMAN PUNCH! Bronson drops off the corner, staggers around, into ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH! And then “OOAH~!” But Bron is back!? SUPERMAN PUNCH for Bron! Bronson gets Roman again, but Roman fights the Jagged Edge!

Jey runs in! But Bronson moves, JEY SPEARS ROMAN THROUGH THE TABLE!!! The fans lose their minds again, and then BRON SPEARS JEY!! Bronson climbs back up, Bron drags Roman to the drop zone, TSUNAMI!! Cover, BRONSON WINS!

Winner: Bronson Reed, by pinfall

The Usos tried to have Roman’s back, but it all backfired! And Bronson finally has a win over Roman Reigns! Bigger than that, Roman has tasted defeat in 1v1 action for the first time in a LONG time! Roman looks to the Usos and says they agreed, they were supposed to stay back! The whole world thinks Roman can’t do it on his own, and now this happens! Roman does want The Usos to be there for him, but not like this! This ain’t like the old times! It only works ONE WAY. Roman says he loves The Usos, but he doesn’t wanna see them until Christmas! The Usos are shocked, and Roman storms off.

Now the Usos argue. Jey says fine, Roman can do whatever he wants. No matter what, Roman’s always Roman. Jimmy says yeah, but they’re still family. Jimmy tries to calm Jey down, but Jey isn’t hearing it. Jey also storms off! What is going to happen to the OG Bloodline now that it’s all falling apart?

 

WWE Women’s Crown Jewel Championship: Stephanie Vaquer VS Tiffany Stratton!

La Primera made history in NXT by being the first woman to hold NXT Women’s & NXT Women’s North American Championships at the same time. Then she won the Evolution Battle Royal for a title shot meant for Clash in Paris, but plans changed when Naomi found she was expecting. Vaquer would then defeat Iyo Sky to become Women’s World Champion, and now she’s here. On the flipside, SmackDown has been running on #TiffyTime since before WrestleMania 41, and might still for the rest of the year. But who will prove they are THE Women’s Champion in WWE?

The introductions are made, the extravagant Crown Jewel Championship is on display, and it’s time to see who is number one!

The bell rings and the fans duel, though “LA PRIMERA!” sounds a bit louder than “TIFFY TIME!” The two circle, tie up, and Vaquer waistlocks. Vaquer SLAMS Tiff, facelocks, but Tiff wrenches free to wristlock. Vaquer turns around, drops down, rolls, and she wrenches to a double wristlock, then hammerlock. Tiff reaches back to headlock, spins around for a better grip, but Vaquer pries that open to wrench and wristlock. Vaquer YANKS the arm, and wristlocks. Tiff rolls, kips up, but Vaquer snapmares her back down. Vaquer holds onto the wristlock but Tiff kips up again, only for Vaquer to snapmare her again.

The fans rally as Tiff kips up again, and she cartwheels through the snapmare! Vaquer ELBOWS Tiff, whips, but Tiff reverses. Vaquer tilt-o-whirls into a roll-up, and bridge! TWO, and Tiff staggers to her feet. Tiff wrenches Vaquer, sunset flips, TWO! Vaquer gets loose, and the fans cheer the standoff. Vaquer and Tiff reset, circle, and Tiff offers a handshake. Vaquer kicks! Tiff blocks, headlocks, but Vaquer powers up and out. Tiff goes up and over, the fans duel, and Tiff says it’s time! Tiff handsprings, but Vaquer dodges! Vaquer theN ROCKS Tiff, sits her down, and scrubs her with her boot! The ref counts, Vaquer stops at 4.

The fans cheer as Vaquer goes corner to corner. Tiff bails out, but Vaquer stops short. Tiff checks her nose, gets back in, but Vaquer fires forearms! Tiff hits back, then whips, and she DROPKICKS Vaquer onto ropes! Tiff says it’s still time, but she runs into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays in this but Vaquer hauls her up. Vaquer whips, Tiff sunset flips, but Vaquer stays up to scrape her soles! Then LEG DROP, brother! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives again but Vaquer stays focused. The fans rally, Vaquer scuffs Tiff, and she drags Tiff around to isolate an arm. Vaquer STOMPS the arm! Tiff clutches the elbow, but she kicks back. Vaquer blocks!

Vaquer turns Tiff, steps over, STANDING STF! The fans fire up while Tiff endures, and Tiff fires hands! Vaquer hits back, back suplex, but Tiff lands out! BIG back suplex! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Tiff rises, the fans rally up, and she stalks Vaquer. Tiff blocks a kick to LARIAT Vaquer! Tiff throws off the armbands, then handsprings her way for the TIFFY ELBOW! Then she runs, cartwheels, and Alabama Lift for an ALABAMA SLAM! High stack, TWO! The fans fire up as Vaquer survives, and Tiff huffs ‘n’ puffs. TIFFY- NO, Vaquer avoids the stomps, then sunset flips, TWO! Vaquer hooks Tiff to spin her, and underhook!

Tiff wrenches free, fireman’s carries, but Vaquer fights free. Vaquer shoves Tiff, blocks her boots, and isolates a leg to DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Tiff is still in this but Vaquer runs back in, METEORA! Vaquer snapmares, covers, TWO! Tiff toughs it out but Vaquer goes up the corner. Tiff hurries to SHOVE Vaquer! Vaquer lands on the apron, she SMACKS Tiff off buckles then HEADBUTTS back! Vaquer goes up, up, and springboards, but Tiff dodges! Tiff kicks low, reels Vaquer in, FALCON BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! This is not the end of heartache for Vaquer, but not for Tiff either, and the fans fire up again!

Tiff drags Vaquer to ta drop zone, then PRETTIEST- NO, Vaquer trips Tiff! And drags her off the corner for a BIG back suplex! Vaquer sits Tiff up, and the fans know what’s coming! But so does Tiff! Victory roll! TWO, Vaquer has it, TWO! Tiff BOOTS Vaquer down! Cover, TWO! Tiff drags Vaquer to a drop zone again, then she goes up the corner. The fans cheer for the SWANTON BOMB, but onto ropes! Vaquer has Tiff now, and the fans cheer on the Latino Heat edition of DEVIL’S KISSES! AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! YEEEEAH~! Vaquer then drags Tiff in, underhooks, and S V B!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Tiff survives, and they want it “One More Time!” Vaquer underhooks, but Tiff fights free! Tiff KNEES Vaquer, fireman’s carries, and ROLLING SENTON! PRETTIEST MOONSAULT FLOPS as Vaquer dodges! Vaquer goes up now, and she hits SPIRAL TAP!! Cover, VAQUER WINS!

Winner: Stephanie Vaquer, by pinfall (2025 Women’s Crown Jewel Champion)

La Primera proves she IS La Primera, she adds another historic accolade to her résumé! Triple H is here to not only present the belt and ring to the winner, but to hug it out with Vaquer. The fans chant “You Deserve It!” but that’s because she earned it! Vaquer puts the ring on her index finger, and HHH helps put the belt around her waist. Jackie Redmond is here to interview our second-ever Women’s Crown Jewel Champion. She’s 21 days into her world title reign, the fans chanted, “You Deserve It,” and do so again. What does it all mean to her? Vaquer takes the mic to say, “Australia, I am so happy righ t now. Tonight, we made history together!” The fans cheer that!

Vaquer continues that this title, this is not just a beautiful belt. This represents all the motivation, the support, and love they have given her. She followed her dream. The fans believed in her. Now, she believes in herself. The fans cheer that, too! Tonight, she is so very thankful. And now, La Primera is the Women’s World AND Crown Jewel Champion! The fans cheer as Vaquer gets to hold both belts up and gets pyro to celebrate! Vaquer is truly number one, but who will step to her as a #1 contender?

 

The Vision regroups backstage.

Bron Breakker says no one was able to beat Roman Reigns for years! But Bronson Reed did! He did that! Then in steps Heyman, and he shakes Bronson’s hand to congratulate him. Tribal Thief over Tribal Chief, always. From now on, when people talk about the vision of the future of this industry, they’ll talk about both Bron and Bronson. And one more thing: Seth Rollins VS Cody Rhodes… If for some reason Rollins were to climb the top rope, face the stage, flail his arms in the air, and begs all three of The Vision to come out and help him… Don’t do it. This is a meritocracy, boys. Either Rollins is better or Cody is better, and we find out tonight.

And just in case, Heyman will start making arrangements for their victory party, for when they get back to the States. Heyman says he’s proud of Bronson and pats him on the shoulder before leaving. But Bron asks, “What happens if Cody wins? Then what?” Bronson isn’t sure, but Heyman steps back in and says, “I think you both know the answer to that question.” The Oracle leaves again, is this truly a make or break night for The Visionary?

 

John Cena VS AJ Styles!

It was back in 2016 when The GOAT and the Phenomenal finally met face to face, but that historic moment was the culmination of two very different paths. Ruthless Aggression gave John Cena his rise to the top, while AJ Styles was about Total Nonstop Action. But Styles truly made an impact when he finally joined the WWE, and shocked many when he #BeatUpJohnCena! It was a truly epic feud that coincided with Cena’s 16th title reign. There was also respect forged, and they each went on their own paths again. But now, as both men are in the home stretch of their historic careers, Cena, Styles, and the fans all rallied for this final showdown!

Here, on this already historic night in Perth, #TheLastTimeIsNow for Cena VS Styles, #TheLastTimeIsNow to prove who is truly THE phenomenal, THE greatest, THE best of their generation, who you got?

Styles wears a recreation of his classic TNA gear, and Cena has his Perth inspired merchandise as the fans rap along with My Time is Now. Cena says, “Last one overseas, man. Let’s go to work.” Cena slides into the ring and the fans are all fired up! Alicia Taylor gives Cena his full introduction, “He is the Greatest Of Allll~ Time! The Never-Seen Seventeen, celebrating with each and everyone one of you here tonight in Perth, Australia, one final time! The Last Real Chaaampion~! JOHN CEEEEENAAAA~!” The fans cheer, and Cena hands a note to Alicia real quick. The fans chant, “Thank You, Cena!” while Alicia opens the note.

Alicia reads aloud, “Ladies and gentlemen, the definition of Total Nonstop Action… The Ace and Undisputed Boss of the Bullet Club… It is our honor as fans, and my honor as an opponent, to see if he can #BeatUpJohnCena one final time… He is the Face that Runs the Place, The Phenomenal A J STYLES~!” The fans cheer Cena giving Styles his props. The fans are losing their minds already realizing this is real, and the bell rings! The two circle, tie up, and Styles headlocks. The fans rally and duel as Styles grinds the hold. Cena endures, fights up, and powers out. Cena drops down, hurdles over, but Styles avoids the arm-drag!

The fans cheer as the two reset, tie up again, and “This is Awesome” already! Cena and Styles nod, tie up, and Cena headlocks now. Styles endures, the fans rally, and Styles fights up. Styles powers up and out, then hurdles, drops down, and arm-drags! Cena is up but Styles DROPKICKS! Cena flounders to a corner and the fans fire up with Styles. The fans cheer on “TNA! TNA!” and the two reset. Styles and Cena tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Styles puts Cena in the corner, and he lets off cleanly. The fans hope these two “Fight Forever!” but this only just got going. Cena and Styles tie up again, Cena puts Styles in a corner, then he lets off cleanly.

The two reset, Cena fakes a lunge, and the two knuckle lock. They complete, but then Cena fireman’s carries! Styles slips free, ROCKS Cena, then runs in and LARIATS! Snapmare, sliding FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Cena hurries away to the corner and Styles stays cool. Styles runs corner to corner for another LARIAT, another snapmare, and another sliding FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Cena goes to another corner while Styles paces. The fans cheer, Styles runs in again, and another LARIAT! Another snapmare, and another sliding FOREARM! Another cover, TWO! Cena shows that toughness and Styles is a bit annoyed.

Cena goes to the fourth corner, Styles runs in, but Cena LARIATS first! Both men are down and the fans rally up again. Cena rises, runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! And SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans cheer, but Styles KICKS the lift! Styles fires off the PHENOMENAL BLITZ, but Cena catches him for a SPIN-OUT BOMB! And yes, “You Can’t-” Wait, Cena blocks a kick! Cena stands Styles up, but styles PELES! Styles runs up, Cena dodges, and another SPIN-OUT BOMB! And now, “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And then the fireman’s carry, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Cover, TWO!!

Styles survives the “sequence of doom,” but Cena stays cool as the fans again declare, “This is Awesome!” Cena waits on Styles as Styles staggers up, but Styles avoids the fireman’s carry! Fireman’s carry in return, USHIGOROSHI! But a bit double-edged throwing someone as big as Cena into that move! Styles shakes the leg out, he reels Cena in, but Cena ducks under to SKULL CRUSHING FINALE?! Cover, TWO!! Cena’s take on The Miz’s move doesn’t work but the fans still love it! Styles goes to the apron and Cena pursues. Cena drags Styles up the corner, the fans duel, but Cena wants to go to the very top! Styles slips under first!

Styles torture racks Cena, for a thrash and TOWER HACKER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Cena survives and Styles is frustrated. Styles sees Cena go to the corner, the fans fire up, and Styles runs in again for a LARIAT! Then a dragon sleeper, SCORPION DEATH DROP! Cover, TWO! Cena survives Styles’ shoutout to The Icon, Sting, but Styles keeps right on Cena. Styles reels Cena in, calls for it, and he tucks Cena in, but Cena trips Styles to have the leg! S T F!! Styles endures and the fans fire up! Styles reaches out, claws at the mat, and he pops out the back, CROSSFACE! Cena flails, fights around, and the fans rally up again.

Cena rolls Styles, pops free, and he has the ACCOLADE?! A shoutout to Rusev and Styles endures! Styles pops out the back, has the headlock, roll, COQUINA CLUTCH!! The fans cheer for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” Cena flails, reaches out, and he rolls to rise up! Styles is a backpack as Cena stands, but Styles shifts to roll Cena! But Cena rolls through that, has the legs, WALLS OF JERICHO!! The fans go nuts for “Y 2 J! Y 2 J!” Styles probably hates this one the most, but he pops through, drags himself up, and then drags Cena down! CALF KILLER!! Styles uses one of his own, and he pulls on that leg! “This is Awesome!” as Cena endures!

Cena tucks, rolls, and steps through again, STF!! Styles endures again, reaches out, but Cena lets go to drag him back! But Styles BOOTS Cena away, kicks low, and reels Cena in! Hook and STYLES CLASH!! Roll over and cover, TWO!! Cena survives and the fans fire up again! Both men stir and the fans again hope these two “Fight Forever!” Styles aims from the apron, the fans fire up, and PHENOMEANL- NO, Cena catches Styles! And gives him a goodnight kiss for Bray! SISTER ABIGAIL!! Cover, TWO!!! Styles survives and the fans are thunderous! The fireflies come out, and “He has the whole world in his hands! He has the whole wide world in his hands!”

The fans cheer again and Cena looks to Heaven. “Thank You, Wyatt!” Cena fireman’s carries, Styles lands out, underhooks and ANGEL’S WINGS!! Cover, TWO!! A shoutout to Christopher Daniels but Cena survives again! “This is Awesome!” as both men rise. Styles staggers over to ROCK Cena! Cena comes back to kick low! Styles comes back to KICK Cena’s leg! Cena UPPERCUTS! Both men stagger, and Styles ROCKS Cena again! Cena wobbles, but he comes back to BODY BLOW! Styles huffs ‘n’ puffs to CHOP! “WOO~!” Cena ROCKS Styles, Styles ROCKS Cena, and repeat! They go back and forth with shots and the fans rally up!

Cena fireman’s carries outta nowhere! But Styles fights free! But Cena FLAPJACKS Styles! The fans fire up again as Cena now reels Styles in, and underhooks! Could it be!? But Styles Alabama Lifts from it, FADE TO BLACK!! A shoutout to the Heavy Metal Rebel! Cover, TWO!! Styles and Cena go to ropes and the fans rally up again. Styles storms up to kick Cena, but Cena pushes him away! And he puts Styles in the ropes! DRAPING DDT!! Vintage Orton from Cena! The fans are fired up for “R K O! R K O!” Yes, Cena hears those Voices! He pounds the mat, the fans fire up, and as Styles stands, R K O!!! Cover, TWO!!!

Styles survives and the fans are losing their minds! But now Cena has a smirk on his face. Cena goes back to a corner, and winds up that foot! THE PUNT MISSES! Styles fireman’s carries, to ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!!! Cena survives his own move! The fans are loving this, and again they hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” Styles rises, and he goes to Cena to raise his hand. Styles says, “You Can’t-” CENA CHOKE GRIPS STYLES! Shoutout to Taker with the CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!!! Cena being The Phenom almost got the Phenomenal One, but the fans are calling for “6 1 9! 6 1 9!” Can either guy even do that move?!

Both men rise up, Styles storms up, but Cena drop toeholds Styles onto the ropes! Now way! He’s dialing it up! Styles LARIATS first! The fans boo, but then Cena fireman’s carries! Styles slips to the apron, ROUNDHOUSES Cena down, and Styles takes a shot! Springboard and 450 SPLASH!! Knees on knees, give or take, but the fans still lose their minds! Styles and Cena go to the corners, and Styles tunes up the band! The fans fire up, and SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Cover, TWO!?!? Cena survives but the fans cheer on “H B K! H B K!” Styles rises, thinks on what he has to do, and he goes back to the apron.

“This is Awesome!” as Styles throws off the elbow pad! PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, TWO!!! Cena survives one of Styles’ own moves, and now Styles really is at a loss for words! The fans are chanting for Batista, but then they realize, “YES! YES! YES!” They want some American Dragon here, so Styles drags Cena up to reel him in. But Cena firemen’s carries first! But Styles fights with elbows! And more elbows! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! But Cena fireman’s carries to ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!?!? Styles survives again and the fans can’t believe it! Both men are down again as the fans again declare, “This is Awesome!”

Cena and Styles stir, and Cena stalks Styles to a corner. Cena puts Styles up top, then climbs up after him. Cena brings Styles up to a fireman’s carry! The fans freak out already, but Styles fights with more elbows! Styles SHOVES Cena down, adjusts position, and he leaps for a CROSSBODY! Cena rolls through for a deadlift! #BigMatchJohn hits the gut wrench!? FOR A TOMBSTONE!!! And then a fireman’s carry, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! Cover, CENA WINS!

Winner: John Cena, by pinfall

A true classic, a true love letter to professional wrestling, and in the end, one epic tiebreaker! Cena finishes things with Styles to be 3-2, but it was one for the ages! The fans chant, “Thank You, Cena!” but he thanks Styles by helping him to his feet. The fans cheer the great show of respect as these two icons hug it out. Cena raises Styles’ hand, but then Styles raises Cena’s hand. Styles lets Cena have the ring, and Cena goes to hug and kiss his wife, Shay. Another night down, four left to go. Cena revels in the roar of the crowd, but who will be next for The Last Real Champion?

 

Iyo Sky & Rhea Ripley VS The Kabuki Warriors!

The Genius and The Eradicator were getting too close as friends for Asuka’s liking, and Asuka couldn’t just let it be. But while Asuka got between Iyo and Rhea, Kairi Sane found herself caught in the middle of it all, as well. They were like family, but Asuka has cut Iyo off. But will The Empress of Tomorrow & Pirate Princess succeed in cutting Iyo down? Or will Mami help Iyo be on top Down Under?

The teams sort out and then Kabuki Warriors just attack! The fans boo as Asuka DCLUBS away on Rhea and Kairi is after Iyo! Kairi SMACKS Iyo off buckles, then The Kabuki Warriors TOSS Rhea out! The fans boo more but Asuka & Kairi soak up the heat. But then Iyo runs up on Kairi! Kairi blocks a kick, ROCKS Iyo, and holds her in place. Asuka winds up, but Rhea returns to DORPKICK her! Iyo and Kairi brawl again, Asuka and Rhea brawl, then Iyo whips Kairi< Kairi goes up but Iyo puts her on the apron to KNEE her down! Asuka puts Rhea on the apron, avoids the shoulder and KICKS her to then POST her!

Rhea and Kairi are on the floor, and now Asuka and Iyo are alone. The fans rally up as Iyo and the root of the problem step up. Asuka talks trash on Iyo, then mockingly offers a handshake like it’ll be okay. Iyo kicks at the hand but Asuka pulls it back, saying Iyo’s dumb to think she’d let her! They run up, dodge, Iyo redirects, but Asuka avoids the handspring! Iyo trips Asuka, then runs to SHOTGUN! Asuka flounders and the fans fire up! Iyo runs back in, but ducks a kick first! Asuka ducks a punch, but Iyo blocks the drop toehold! Iyo CLUBS away on Asuka, then whips, only for Asuka to block. Iyo CLUBS away on Asuka again!

Iyo fires forearms, the ref counts, and she backs Iyo down. Asuka sucker punches Iyo! Asuka CLUBS Iyo, Iyo HEADBUTTS away on Asuka! The fans fire up with Iyo and she runs, but Asuka ELBOWS her at the ropes! Asuka powers up, runs, but Iyo follows to DROPKICK! Asuka tumbles, Iyo stomps away on her, and she scrapes Asuka against ropes. The ref counts, Iyo drags Asuka up and the fans sing, “Iyo, Iyo Sky~!” Iyo CHOPS Asuka, runs, but Asuka bails out. Asuka is upset, but Iyo DIVES onto her instead! The fans fire up and Iyo HAMMERS away! Kairi runs up, Iyo dodges and DECKS her! But Asuka POSTS Iyo! And ROUNDHOUSES her down!

The fans boo but Kairi cheers Asuka on. Rhea wants to hurry over but the ref keeps her back. Asuka flounders away from Iyo, drags herself into the ring at 4 of 10, but Iyo finally rises. Iyo flounders a bit, we hit 7 of 10, and Iyo leans on the desk. Iyo LEAPS in at 9! The fans cheer but Asuka is annoyed. Asuka stomps away on Iyo, has her on the ropes, and she tags Kairi. Kairi climbs up, and Asuka feeds Iyo to a BOOT! Then HANGING HEADSCISSOR! Kairi lets go at 4, then climbs up again, FLYING KABUKI ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Iyo survives, but Kairi drags Iyo up again to put on ropes. The fans rally as Kairi winds up to CHOP! And CHOP!

Kairi winds up and CHOPS again! Kairi grabs a leg, scraps with Iyo, and Asuka tags in. Kairi bumps Iyo off Asuka’s boot, and the fans rally for Iyo and Rhea. Asuka stands on Iyo’s head! Asuka taunts Rhea, goes back to Iyo, and says to just listen to her, respect her, and apologize to her. The fans tell Asuka off, Iyo tells Asuka to shut up! Asuka KICKS Iyo, KICKS her again, and just beats her against the ropes! The ref counts, Asuka CHOKES Iyo, but Asuka stops at 4. They argue, and Kairi gets a cheap shot in! The fans boo but Kairi is conflicted over doing that. But it’s what Asuka-nee wants, so she had to! Asuka suplexes, but Iyo fights free!

Iyo wrenches to ROCK Asuka, but Asuka keeps her from Rhea! Iyo fires more shots, reaches out, and repeat! Asuka ROCKS Iyo in return! Asuka gives thumbs down to Rhea, then she whips Iyo to the corner. Iyo BLASTS Kairi for it! And BOOTS Asuka away! Iyo dodges Asuka, hurries, but Kairi tags in first! Kairi CLUBS Iyo down! The fans boo as Iyo headlocks. Kairi says they are family, but Rhea says no they’re not! The fans rally, but Kairi THROWS Iyo down by her hair! BLOCKBUSTER! Kairi tries to hit Rhea, but the ref stops them both! That just lets the Kabuki Warriors mug Iyo behind the ref’s back! Rhea is furious but she has no choice but to stand down!

Asuka tags in, the fans blame the ref, but Asuka taunts Rhea more. But Iyo ROCKS Asuka! And CHOPS! Asuka ROCKS Iyo, Iyo ROCKS Asuka! Kairi storms in but Iyo DECKS her! Iyo fires off on Kairi at the ropes, but Asuka clinches! Kairi URAKENS! Asuka URAKENS! SOBATS! FRONT KICKS! Then she puts Iyo up top! Kairi tags in, Iyo is in the Tree of Woe! Kairi climbs up to WOE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Iyo survives and Kairi is furious! Kairi tells Iyo to just give up, and she CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Asuka, another CHOP to the back, but the fans rally for Iyo and Rhea. Asuka taunts Rhea, then goes back to Iyo.

Asuka KICKS Iyo, but Iyo shakes her head. Asuka KICKS, Iyo roars! Iyo rises as Asuka KICKS her again and again, and she blocks one! Iyo SLAPS Asuka, Asuka SLAPS Iyo, so Iyo goes wild! The SLAPS keep going, then Asuka SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS, and SOBATS! But Iyo blocks a shot to FLAPJACK Asuka! The fans fire up as Asuka and Iyo crawl for the corners! Hot tags to Kairi and Rhea! The fans go nuts for Mami as she LARIATS Kairi again and again! Kick and stomp and KNEE SMASH! Then LARIAT! DROPKICK for Asuka! FLAPJACK for Kairi! And then an ENZIGIRI! Cover, TWO! Kairi survives but Rhea seethes, and the fans fire up!

Rhea drags Kairi up, reels her in, and Canadian Racks! Kairi fights free, URAKENS, then whips! Rhea blocks! Rhea whips, Kairi goes up and over to RANA! Kairi runs in, SLIDING D at the ropes! Kairi rolls to tag Asuka, and Asuka runs in, SLIDING KICK! Cover, TWO! Rhea survives, Asuka drags her up, and she tags Kairi in. Dragon sleeper while Kairi climbs, but Rhea fights out! LARIAT for Asuka! Rhea dodges the leap to then YAKUZA KICK Kairi! Rhea reels Kairi in, and she tags Iyo! Iyo goes up, Rhea Canadian Racks, and we get a RAZOR’S EDGE to a MISSILE DROPKICK!! Cover, TWO!! Kairi survives and Iyo is frustrated.

Asuka shouts to Kairi, Kairi crawls, but Iyo stops Kairi. Iyo shakes her head and reels Kairi in! Underhooks for the TIGER- NO, Kairi fights it! And Alabama Lifts! ALABAMA SLAM! Kairi fires up, the fans boo, but Kairi sucker punches Rhea! The fans boo more, Kairi goes to a corner, but Iyo springs up after her! SUPER ARM-DRAG! Kairi flounders, Iyo goes up! But Asuka runs up! Iyo backs her down, but Kairi CLUBS Iyo! Iyo SMACKS off the post, but Rhea glares at Asuka. Asuka eggs her on, but Kairi WRECKS Rhea with a dropkick! Asuka tells Kairi to help out, and they RAM Rhea into the steel steps!

Rhea falls in a heap and the fans boo. Kairi cheers Asuka on, but then Iyo ASAI MOONSAULTS them both down! The fans fire up with Iyo and she drags Kairi into the ring. The fans sing for “Iyo, Iyo Sky~!” and SHINKANSEN hits Kairi in the corner! Then she puts Kairi in the drop zone to go up and OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, ASUKA BREAKS IT! But Rhea is back! She dodges Asuka, and she SUPERKICKS Asuka out! Rhea hurries back to the corner, Iyo tags her in, and Rhea has Kairi in the Electric Chair Lift! Iyo is up top, but Asuka YANKS her down! Kairi victory rolls, TWO! Rhea HEADBUTTS Kairi! Both women wobble, but Rhea reels Kairi in!

Rhea pump handles for a RIP- NO, Kairi slips free! Asuka sneaks the tag, Kairi gets Rhea, feed to the URAKEN! Asuka BUZZSAWS Rhea, then dragon sleeper! Kairi goes back up, for the IN-SANE DDT!! Cover, IYO BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome” with all four women down! Iyo brings Kairi up, but Kairi ENZIGIRIS! Rhea EDDY GORDO KICKS Kairi, but Asuka SLIDING KICKS Rhea! Iyo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK Asuka! All four women are down again and the fans fire back up! Iyo and Kairi bail out, Asuka fires a forearm on Rhea! Rhea fires back! The shots go back and forth, fans cheering Rhea and booing Asuka!

Rhea blocks a shot, counter punches, and counter punches, but then Asuka spins her to a backslide! TWO, Rhea ducks a buzzsaw, but Asuka avoids a boto! Rhea blocks a shot to ELBOW and SUPERKICK! Rhea hurries to Electric Chair Lift, and SLAM Asuka off buckles! The fans are thunderous for Rhea, and she drags Asuka up the corner. Rhea HEADBUTTS Asuka before she tucks her in! Pump handle, but Kairi tags in! Kairi drags Asuka to safety, but Rhea runs up! Kairi takes the BOOT for Asuka! Rhea drags Kairi in, pump handles, RIPTIDE!! Tag to Iyo and she goes up, OVER THE MOONSAULT!!! Cover, Iyo & Rhea win!

Winners: Iyo Sky & Rhea Ripley, by pinfall

Kairi protects Asuka and pays for it, letting Iyo and Rhea take the win! But will this be the end of things? Or will Asuka just double down on the animosity?

 

WWE Men’s Crown Jewel Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Seth Rollins!

A story that started years ago, a story of rivals turned friends turned enemies again, is also a fight for the future of the WWE, and perhaps the entire industry of professional wrestling. The American Nightmare is 3-0 against The Visionary, and The Oracle put the ultimatum out there that losing a fourth time would ruin everything in The Architect’s plans. Undisputed Champion faces World Heavyweight Champion, and something’s gotta give! Who proves they are THE champion of champions at Crown Jewel?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s truly “QB1!”

The fans already chant, “Seth is a Wanker!” while coats and belts are put aside. Rollins even has the WrestleMania 40 watch Cody gave him. The bell rings and the fans fire up as the two tie right up. They go around, go along the ropes, end up in a corner, and the ref counts. Cody lets go, but Rollins storms up. They tie up again, go around again, and Rollins waistlocks. Cody hooks a leg to trip Rollins, and the fans sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Rollins seethes while he sits on the mat, but then he storms up again. They tie up, Rollins headlocks for the takeover, Cody headscissors, Rollins kips free. Another takeover, another headscissor, another kip free!

The two go again, but now Cody headlocks. Rollins powers up and out, drops down, and kicks low! Rollins reels Cody in, but Cody suplexes! And he holds Rollins up! The fans cheer, and Cody waits for TEN on the GOURD BUSTER! The fans fire up and Rollins is frustrated. Rollins seethes in the corner, the fans taunt him again, but Rollins stands up. Then he bails out! The fans boo as Rollins huffs ‘n’ puffs and paces around the outside. The fans just chant “WANKER! WANKER!” at Rollins, he tells them to shut up, but they keep going. The ring count is already 6 of 10, Cody wants Rollins to get in the ring, and Cody has the fans cheer more.

Rollins is annoyed but he storms up the steel steps. The fans chant “WANKER!” at Rollins but he ignores that. The fans then sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Rollins steps inside, talks trash right to Cody’s face, and Cody says they should just do it. Rollins is annoyed, but then he sucker punches Cody! Cody ROCKS Rollins in return, and the two start trading shots! The fans cheer as things move to haymakers, then Rollins SOBATS, KICKS, mule kicks, then runs, but Cody avoids the high stomp! Rollins kicks low, underhooks, but Cody wrenches free to kick and RHODES UPPERCUT! Then Cody LARIAST Rollins up and out!

Rollins is furious and he gets on the apron, but Cody BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICKS him! The fans fire up, Rollins is furious, and Rollins throws a tantrum by the timekeeper’s area! The fans taunt Rollins about that now, and Rollins hears commentary saying things about Rollins being unhinged and very unlike himself. Rollins blames WADE BARRETT for all that “Seth is a Wanker” stuff from just yesterday! Maggle wants Rollins to calm down, but Rollins shoves Maggle! The fans boo, but Cody SMACKS Rollins off the desk! The fans cheer, and then Cody clears the desk! The fans sing for “Michael, Michael Cole~” but Rollins throat chops Cody!

Rollins whips Cody into the steel steps! Rollins rolls into the ring, builds speed, and he WRECKS Cody with a dropkick! Cody hits the desk, Rollins brings him over, and he GOURD BUSTERS Cody onto the barriers! Rollins shoves the Hydration Station over and the fans cheer that! Rollins hops onto the barriers, and he lines up a DOUBLE STOMP! Cody falls to the floor, Rollins puts him in the ring, and Rollins covers, ONE!! Rollins hurries to hit a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Cody toughs it out but Rollins stays focused. The fans rally, Rollins storms up, but Cody fires body shots! Cody backs Rollins down with more body shots!

Cody whips corner to corner, but Rollins comes back to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Cody checks his chin and shakes out the stars while Rollins seethes. The fans rally up while Cody drags himself up with ropes. Rollins kicks low, reels Cody in, but Cody trips! And steps through! But Rollins BOOTS him away! Then a kick and waistlock for a back suplex. Cody lands out, springboards, but into a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Cody survives Rollins changing things up, and Rollins is furious with the ref! The fans boo, the ref tells Rollins to watch himself, and the fans again taunt Rollins. Cody drags himself up, and Rollins stalks him.

Rollins wrenches Cody’s arm, ELBOW BREAKER! Cody staggers away and clutches the arm, but Rollins has him in the corner. The fans rally for Cody but Rollins wrenches the arm for another ELBOW BREAKER! Cody falls to the apron and the fans boo, but Rollins grins. Rollins watches Cody on the outside, taunts him, and then stands Cody up to ROCK with a right hand! Fans start to sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” for Rollins as he BODY SHOTS Cody. Rollins drags Cody in, turns him, and NECKBREAKER! Rollins smiles again and the fans rally up. Rollins asks, “Who’s the wanker now, huh?” Rollins then goes to Cody and taunts him again.

Cody sits up, Rollins says he’ll rip Cody apart, but the fans chant, “We Want Barrett!” Cody goes to a corner, Rollins winds up, but Cody ROCKS him! And ROCKS him! And ROCKS him again! Cody kicks, Rollins blocks, and DRAGON SCREW! Cody writhes and Rollins is making good on the “rip you apart” promise. Rollins paces while Cody goes to the ropes, then Rollins cartwheels to mock Stardust! Cody rises, Rollins aims, and he JABS! JABS! And JABS! Rollins then flips, flops, and- NO, Cody JABS! JABS! And JABS! Flip, flop, but Rollins trips Cody to have the FIGURE FOUR! The fans “WOO~” as Cody endures!

Cody’s shoulders are down, ONE as he sits back up! Rollins eggs Cody on, the fans rally, and Cody works to turn this over! The fans fire up as Cody pushes, but Rollins holds firm! Cody drops back, shoulders down, TWO as Cody sits up! Rollins rubs it in that Ric Flair beat Daddy Dusty’s ass, he’s gonna do the same! Cody powers up and TURNS IT OVER! Rollins endures, reaches out, and he crawls his way to the ROPEBREAK! The hold is undone and the fans rally again. The fans taunt Rollins with “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Rollins snarls, rises up, but Cody storms up. Cody ROCKS Rollins, but Rollins ROCKS Cody!

The haymakers go back and forth across the ropes, Rollins wobbles, and Cody ROCKS him again! But then Rollins HOTSHOTS Cody! But Cody KICKS Rollins in the ropes! Cody hooks Rollins up in the Inverted Gory Especial! VERTABREAKER!! The fans fire up while both men are down! Cody crawls to a corner while Rollins writhes. The fans rally, Cody rises, but Rollins does, too! Cody counter punches, then counter punches, then runs! Cody CLOBBERS Rollins, goes up and over in a corner, SNAP POWERSLAM! Rollins staggers, Cody springboards, BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Rollins staggers, Cody JABS, JABS, JABS, then flip, flop, fly and BIONIC ELBOW!

Rollins tumbles outside, Cody builds speed, DIVE! Direct hit into the barriers! The fans sing for Cody again as he storms over to Rollins. Cody puts Rollins in, runs and springboards, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Rollins survives and Cody is frustrated, but the fans rally again. Cody rises up, he stalks Rollins, and he roars before the dragon sleeper! But Rollins drops down to victory roll! TWO, Rollins dodges a lariat to PELE! But Cody kicks and RHODES KICKS! Then BEAUTIFUL- NO, Rollins kicks to underhook, PEDIGREE!! Cover, TWO!! Cody survives, Rollins is frustrated, but the fans rally up again.

Rollins rises, he goes to a corner, and he watches Cody rise up. Rollins runs up, but Cody catches him to the dragon sleeper! But Rollins spins it around! And he steals CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO!! Cody survives his own move and the fans rally up again. Rollins seethes again as he looms over Cody. Rollins sits Cody up to ROCK him, then sits him up to ROCK him again! Rollins goes to the corner, climbs up top, and PHOENIX SPLASH but he has to roll through! Cody then ducks ‘n’ dodges, goes up, up, SUPER CODY- NO, Rollins dodges! Then he hooks Cody up, PEDIGREE! And CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO!!! Rollins is shocked!

“This is Awesome!” as Cody survives and Rollins is furious with the ref again. The ref defends the count was fair, Cody just survived fair and square. Rollins storms outside, he looks to the massive Crown Jewel Championship belt, but then looks to his WM40 watch. Rollins picks up the watch, puts it on like brass knuckles, and he has now weaponized Cody’s gift. But even now, Rollins is conflicted. Will he really do this? NO, he puts the watch down! Rollins runs in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cody goes up, up, SUPER CODY CUTTER! And then the CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO!!! Rollins survives! Rollins almost cost himself there, but he still lives!

Cody is now a bit frustrated, but the fans continue to rally up. Cody rises, but Rollins grabs his foot. Cody kicks Rollins away, then goes up the corner. The fans sing for Cody, but Rollins trips Cody up! Rollins CLUBS Cody, puts him in the Tree of Woe, then stomps a mudhole into him! The ref reprimands, counts, and he backs Rollins down. Rollins seethes, stomps away on Cody again, and the ref again backs Rollins down. Rollins has to watch it, or he’ll just be disqualified. Rollins snarls, he looks to the corner, and he climbs! Rollins aims at Cody, and he goes COAST2COAST with a DIVING HEADBUTT!!

The fans lose their minds as Rollins drags Cody to a cover, TWO!!! Cody survives again, and Rollins may have done more damage to himself. Rollins sits up, frustrated and perhaps doubting himself, but he stalks Cody. Rollins puts Cody in the corner, hoists him up top, and the fans duel as Rollins positions Cody just right. Rollins CHOPS Cody, the fans “WOO~,” and Rollins goes up. Rollins brings Cody up, but Cody fires body shots! Cody CLUBS Rollins, ROCKS him, and Rollins falls back. Cody balances himself, but Rollins goes right back up! From the very top, a SUPER SPANISH FLY!! But Rollins isn’t done, he hits a ROCK BOTTOM!! Cover, TWO!!!

“This is Awesome!” as Cody survives again! Rollins sits there in frustration, trying to understand what it’s going to take. The fans rally, Rollins watches Cody crawl, and Rollins scowls. Rollins lets Cody head his way as he goes up the corner. But Cody BODY BLOWS first! And UPPERCUTS! Rollins is stuck up top, but Cody goes up after him! Cody throws hands on Rollins, then goes to the very top!? He drags Rollins up with a dragon sleeper?! SUPER DUPER CROSS RHODES!!! Cover, TWO!???! The fans are going nuts as Rollins survives the craziest Cross Rhodes we’ve ever seen! Now Cody wonders what he has to do in order to win!

The fans sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” as he ROCKS Rollins! Rollins drops to his knees, but he rises again, only for Cody to ROCK him again! And again! Rollins ROCKS Cody in return! And ROCKS him again! Cody ROCKS Rollins, Rollins ROCKS Cody, and repeat! They go shot for shot, the fans rally and duel, and the fists are just fast ‘n’ furious! Rollins fires Kawada Kicks! Cody avoids a punt to fire off Kawada Kicks of his own! Both men wobble, but Cody dragon sleepers! But Rollins snapmares free! Cody kicks low, reels Rollins in, and underhooks! But Rollins shoots free, and he grabs the watch! Rollins hides it as Cody waistlocks.

Rollins switches, Cody elbows free, and Cody runs, to KICK Rollins! Rollins runs into the ref, knocking him down! Cody dragon sleepers, but Rollins ROLEX UPPERCUTS!! The fans boo but Rollins pulls the trigger after all! And speaking of, Rollins runs to CURB STOMP!! But he isn’t done there! Rollins goes up the corner, watches Cody stir, and then rises up, into a SUPER CURB STOMP!!! Cover, ROLLINS WINS!

Winner: Seth Rollins, by pinfall (2025 Men’s Crown Jewel Champion)

The American Nightmare and The Visionary pushed each other to their limits, but it wasn’t about reaching new heights for Rollins but about stooping to new lows! Rollins doesn’t even realize he’s won until the announcement is said and the ref raises his hand! Rollins finally has a win over Cody, and Triple H brings him the Crown Jewel Championship and ring. HHH helps put the belt on Rollins, then Rollins puts the ring on his finger. “Like a glove!” HHH raises Rollins’ hand in victory, then they hug for a moment before Rollins goes to the corner. Rollins stands tall with both Crown Jewel and World Heavyweight Championships, but now Cathy Kelley steps in.

Cathy was going to interview Rollins, but he snatches the mic from her! The fans boo, Rollins says, “Aw boo-hoo! I don’t need your questions, Cathy! I know what you’re gonna ask! How does it feel to get that monkey off your back? How does it feel?” The fans boo more, but Rollins says it feels better than any FAN could ever imagine! “Because some of us dream impossible dreams, and some of us have the fortitude to reach those dreams. But there is only one man, ONE MAN… Hahaha… Only one man who reaches higher than the highest! I am no longer just the greatest of my generation, I proved I’m the greatest of all time!

“That’s right! That’s right! There’s only ONE, and he is a Visionary, he is a Revolutionary, he is SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS!” Mic drop from the ever-so-humble Seth Rollins, and he again raises the belts, this time getting the pyro. This victory means The Vision will carry on, and Rollins is even joined by fellow Crown Jewel Champion, Stephanie Vaquer. The best of the best stand tall, but what, or who, is next for them both?


My Thoughts:

An awesome show here, especially for taking Crown Jewel out of Arabia and putting it in Australia. If ESPN’s own guy gave WrestlePalooza a C, this was definitely WWE bringing their A Game. Or at least B+, I cannot see it being called worse than that. Opening with Roman VS Bronson was really good stuff, though maybe cliche with Bron Breakker helping Bronson, and then that bringing out The Usos. A pleasant surprise for that to cost Roman instead of help him, and now the OG Bloodline is on the outs again. Certainly adds some intrigue to that story, with perhaps Roman, Jey and even Jimmy having to fight it out to finally settle things.

The tag team match was great stuff, though Kairi could’ve played up being conflicted more, with Asuka being even more overbearing. Maybe they’ll get to that in another match or two, but the important thing was, Iyo & Rhea won. Not just because Rhea is from Australia, but because Rhea & Iyo needed to win to stick it to Asuka for the moment. There could be a rematch and that’s where things start to fall apart more for Kabuki Warriors, but this was fine for here. Cena VS Styles was awesome, especially with all the surprising references to rivals of both Cena and Styles, and in some cases, of both men. Great win for Cena, he needs that momentum going into his final four shows.

And in another pleasant surprise, both Crown Jewel Championships go to Raw. Rollins really did have to win, he couldn’t just go 0-4 against Cody, and Heyman was putting out all the ultimatums that Rollins was going to lose the team if he lost this match. But I did like that Heyman gave the orders to stay in the back, and it forced Rollins to figure things out on his own, and it was very clever for it to be the gift watch. Vaquer VS Tiffany was great stuff, a little scary at a part with Tiff’s neck and head, but she seemed alright if she finished. Great win for Vaquer, well-deserved, and I really do look forward to who challenges each of the champions next.

My Score: 9/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (11/14/25)

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The Last Time is Now on SmackDown!

LA Knight is in the Last Time is Now Tournament, determined to meet John Cena at Saturday Night’s Main Event, but who is his opponent?! Time to find out, YEAH!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: Jey Uso VS The Miz; Jey wins and advances.
  • WWE Untied States Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Axiom; Ilja wins and retains the title.
  • The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: LA Knight VS Zack Ryder; Knight wins and advances.
  • Jade Cargill VS B-Fab; Jade wins.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman; Cody wins, by disqualifications, and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Rhea Ripley AND Iyo Sky are here!

Albany, New York fires up as Mami & The Genius are both here on SmackDown following the chaos on Raw. Because at Survivor Series, Rhea said it herself: WARGAMES! Rhea & Iyo each get a mic and the fans cheer them both on. Rhea says, “Since I’ve been out with a broken nose, the Kabuki Warriors, they’ve been causing a little bit of chaos. And now that they’ve managed to get their hands on the Tag Team Championships, they think they’re pretty much untouchable.” The fans boo, but then Rhea says throw Nia Jax & Lash Legend into the mix, which the fans boo also… “And now they think they are untouchable again because they have the ‘numbers advantage.'”

But the funny thing about numbers is you just end up with more enemies. Iyo says, “A lot of enemies. But they always catch up to you. And now, there is nowhere to hide! WARGAAAMES~!” The fans cheer as Iyo & Rhea go wild for that. Rhea says, “And y’know what? We’re not going in alone. So I would like to introduce two of our teammates: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss!” The fans cheer as the former tag team champions make their way out to the ring, Charlotte in a modern art suit with her pyro, and then followed by Alexa in her goth preppy fusion. #Charlexa stands with Rhea & Iyo in the ring, mics also in hand.

The four hug it out and the fans “WOO~!” Alexa says if the Kabukis wanna play dirty, fine. If Nia & Lash wanna jump in, too, great! And they can get all four at once, it is so on! Those four started this fight, these four will end it! The very second Rhea said, “WarGames,” Alexa knew they were in. Right, Charlotte? The fans “WOO~!” and Charlotte says, “Lexi, I can’t do this. I can’t pretend anymore.” What? “Look, Rhea. I don’t like you.” The fans boo and Iyo is shocked. Charlotte says she doesn’t trust Rhea, and she thinks Rhea is a snake. But Rhea doesn’t like or trust Charlotte and probably thinks she’s the snake, and Charlotte doesn’t blame her.

There is too much history here, too much bad blood. Just because they have the same enemies doesn’t change that. Charlotte cannot look past it. Alexa is Charlotte’s friend, she trusts Alexa. So if Alexa wants to do this, that’s fine. But count Charlotte out. What!? The fans boo as The Queen steps away, but Alexa calls after her. Charlotte goes up the ramp, Alexa apologizes to the others and tries to figure out why Charlotte did this. Can Alexa get Charlotte to change her mind before it’s time to go to war?

 

Jey Uso is in the concourse!

And he asks them to please, please, play his music! UH UH, YEET!! The fans fire up and bounces along as Main Event Jey Uso makes his entrance, ready for The Last Time Is Now! But will it be Albany, New YEET? Or will the Hollywood A-Lister put all that fire from last week to good use?

The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: Jey Uso VS The Miz!

SmackDown returns and the fans continue to YEET, and then they want the encore! But instead, The Miz makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Miz KNEES low! Miz CLUBS Jey, then talks some trash. The fans rally for Jey but Miz brings Jey around. Jey blocks the buckle bump to fire off haymakers, “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey whips, Miz reverses, and Miz hits a kitchen sink KNEE! The fans boo but Miz soaks up the heat. Jey goes to ropes, Miz storms up on him, and Miz fires haymakers of his own! Miz soaks up more heat as he backs p, then he runs in, but Jey turns lariat into backslide! TWO!

The fans fire up as Jey stands, but Miz blocks a kick! Miz spins Jey, the DRAGON WHIP hits! Miz ends up on the apron, but he slides under Jey to sunset flip! TWO, and Miz catches Jey now! Jey fights the Finale with ama r-drag, but Miz avoids the superkick! So Jey LARIATS Miz up and out! The fans fire up and “YEET!” Jey builds speed and DIVDSE! Miz is send into the desk! Albany fires up while Jey snarls and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Miz stalks Jey. The tide has turned and Miz storms up, but Jey ELBOWS him away! Jey goes up, but Miz kicks the legs out! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Then a DDT! Jey gets spiked! Miz covers, TWO! Jey survives and Miz is stunned! Miz snarls as Jey sits up, and then Miz KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, and Miz winds up, only for Jey to duck the buzzsaw! POP-UP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Miz survives and crawls to a corner while Jey shakes his head. The fans rally as Jey goes to the other corner. “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs up, but Miz dodges!

Miz runs up and SHOULDER TAKCKLES! And SHOULDER TACKLES! Miz parodies John Cena with the SPIN-OUT BOMB! The fans fire up as Miz says when his hand goes up, your mouths go shut. “You Can’t See Me!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! The fans are torn as Miz now fireman’s carries Jey! But Jey fights free, shoves Miz, SUPERKICK! Then a fireman’s carry in return! Miz slips free, SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! Cover, TWO!?! Jey survives and everyone is shocked, especially Miz! Jey flounders, stands, and goes to a corner. Albany is thunderous for Jey but Miz storms right up on him.

Miz puts Jey up top, then climbs up after him! Miz full nelsons again! But Jey fires elbows! Then he fireman’s carries Miz! The fans are thunderous as Jey hits a TOP ROPE RACK DROP! Then he gest moving, SPEAR!! Jey doesn’t stop there, he goes up the corner again! USO SPLASH!! Cover, JEY WINS!

Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Albany YEETS again as Jey stays alive in the tournament! But who else will join him, Sheamus, and Rusev on the road to Washington, DC?

 

Ilja Dragunov talks with Nick Aldis.

The Mad Russian Dragon is glad he gets to have another Open Challenge, but then in walks Tommaso Ciampa. The Sicilian Psycho hopes Aldis is explaining to “our so-called fighting champion” how to respect the rules of an Open Challenge. Aldis says the champion has every right to dictate the rules how he sees fit, but Johnny Gargano asks if Ilja has the right to call his best friend a jackass. Candice LeRae asks if Ciampa looks like a jackass! Enough with calling him a jackass! The only jackass here is Ilja denying the one man answering the challenges! Make it make sense! Well, they were just discussing this, so listen very carefully!

When Ilja took on the legacy of the United States Open Challenge, Ilja promised to do things the right way. And the right way mean sto not give opportunities to… jackasses! But to fight warriors who are willing to fight with respect and honor. And there is nothing honorable about Ciampa. So tonight, Ilja will give this opportunity to a man who fights with honor, and someone Ilja respects. Oh no, seriously?! AXIOM steps in! Ciampa accuses Ilja of cowardice, but Axiom thanks Ilja for this opportunity. Aldis wishes them both the best of luck, then moves on, only for Paul Heyman and Bronson Reed to be waiting outside his office.

Heyman smiles, a big contract folder in hand, and he asks Aldis, “How’re you doing? We need to talk to you for a minute.” Aldis says please, step inside. These three go into the office to talk, but what exactly about?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Aldis calls in extra security for his office. He tells Heyman that before The Vision is escorted from the building, what can he do for them? Heyman says that’s awfully dramatic, Aldis. But this is the WarGames agreement, which allows Heyman to “take any talent that is under WWE contract across all brands. Tha tincludes SmackDown, your brand. My heads-up to you, you’re welcome.” Any talent across all brands? Yes, thank you for coming all the way to Albany to confirm what was already in the paperwork. This could’ve been an email, Heyman. So unless there’s anything else to discuss, he would like to ask them kindly to leave. Because The Vision will NOT be disrupting Aldis’ show.

And security steps in on cue. Heyman says oh goodness, look who it is! Cody Rhodes steps in, and Heyman says, “It’s the golden goose who’s being afforded all this protection.” Cody asks, “Mr. Heyman, what do you wanna talk about?” Heyman wants to talk about Cody getting involved with Vision business on Raw. Cody doesn’t know about this golden goose stuff, but he saw on Raw that they were putting his friends in the fire, which means he was next through the flames, but Heyman already knew that. But this is Friday Night SmackDown, and the business of today… is right here. “And if you’re not here to fight, then you should leave.”

Bronson says he’ll fight. Cody asks Aldis to make the match: Bronson Reed VS Cody Rhodes… TONIGHT! Aldis says that works, but Heyman asks why they’d give this away and not make it a title match? Cody says fine, book it. Aldis gets worried now, but Cody says, “BOOK IT!” Then it is official. Cody VS Bronson for the Undisputed Championship. Heyman smiles and thanks both Mr. Aldis and “Champ” Cody. Did Cody just get goaded into losing the gold? Or will the American Nightmare find a way to slay the Colossal Aussie?

 

WWE Untied States Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Axiom!

Speaking of titles, The Czar didn’t appreciate the Sicilian Psycho getting salty all over again, so he again passed on Ciampa to face Axiom. But will Ilja be able to deny the Undeniable Truth? Or will Axiom finally have singles gold on SmackDown?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, Axiom rolls to wrench and wrangle Ilja. Axiom has the armlock but Ilja fights up. Ilja wrenches in return, then cording holds for a HIP TOSS! Cover, ONE, but Ilja holds onto the arm. Axiom kips up, slips around, and spins Ilja to snapmare and headlock. Ilja slips out to armlock in return and the fans cheer the technical exchange. Ilja knuckle locks to straight arm lever and SLAM Axiom! Axiom fights up but Ilja wrenches him again. Ilja whips Axiom to a corner, but Axiom dodges the lariat! Axiom waits on Ilja and he says it was that close. Ilja and Axiom reset, knuckle lock, and Axioim headlocks.

Axiom hits the takeover but Ilja keeps his shoulders up. Ilja CLUBS at Axiom from below, then fights up. Ilja powers up and out, Axiom RAMS him, but Ilja RUNS Axiom over! Cover, ONE, and Ijoa gets moving! Axiom trips Ilja up, but Ilja blocks the hip toss! Ilja slips through but Axiom fights the backslide! The fans rally as the two fight for control, and then they spin around. Ilja ROCKS Axiom with a forearm! Axiom ROCKS Ilja! Ilja BOOTS Axiom down! The fans rally, but Axiom catches the hammer into the ARMBAR! Ilja fights to stack, and he deadlifts Axiom! Axiom lets go, but Ilja ducks the enzigiri to SLAP Axiom down!

The fans rally and Axiom dodges to then DROPKICK back! Ilja staggers, Axiom GAMANGIRIS him up and out! The fans fire up while Ilja sputters, and Axiom takes aim. Axiom runs, GOLDEN- NO! Ilja stops the triangle moonsault as he CLUBS Axiom on the back! Axiom is stuck up top, Ilja CHOPS him! Axiom kicks at Ilja, Ilja CHOPS, and repeat! The fans rally as these two brawl on the apron. Ilja HEADBUTTS Axiom right back into the ring! Then Ilja climbs, aims, and SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives, Ilja is a bit surprised, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Ilja snarls as he rises up, and he paces around Axiom. Axiom slowly sits up, Ilja fires up, but he turns around into a CHOP from Axiom! So Ilja CHOPS Axiom right off his feet! Cover, TWO! Ilja keeps close and brings Axiom up to CHOP again! And again! And then HEADBUTT! And CHOP! HEADBUTT! CHOP! Ilja then reels Axiomi in for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Ilja still keeps axiom down with a facelock. Axiom endures, fights around, and he wrenches out to headlock back. Axiom waistlocks, Ilja bucks the O’Conner, but axiom kips up, into a CHOP! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives again but Ilja stays focused.

Ilja puts Axiom in a corenr, CHOPS him, and Axiom flops against the ropes. Ilja drags Axiom back up, whips corner to corner, and Axiom hits hard! Ilja runs up to KNEE low, then he runs side to side to BOOT WASH Axiom right outta the ring! Ilja roars and the fans cheer. Ilja goes out to BOOT Axiom, then follows him around the way. They go back into the ring, Ilja brings Axiom around, and Ilja waistlocks, only for Axiom to fight the lift. Axiom switches, Ilja fights the lift, and Ilja wrenches out to HEADBUTT! And HEADBUTT! And then Gotch lift POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Axiom is toughing it out bu tIlja is not deterred.

Ilja clamps on with a rear bearhug and he squeezes tight, Axiom endures so Ilja ELBOWS him down! And ELBOWS again and again and again! Ilja just HAMMERS away on Axiom, then clamps back on with another bearhug. Axiom still endures, fights back to his feet, but Ilja GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on, drags Axiom back up, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Fans chant for “One More Time!” and Ilja GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja still holds on, Albany wants another, so Ilja drags Axiom up. Axiom switches, but Ilja again bucks the O’Conner! Axiom kips up, but he ducks the chop to NORTHERN LIGHTS!

The fans cheer while both men are down! The fans rally as Ilja stands, and he swings, but Axiom CROSS COUNTERS! Ilja falls back, Axiom goes to a corner, but Ilja storms up. Axiom BOOTS Ilja down, hops up the corner, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Ilja survives and Axiom grows frustrated but the fans rally up. Axiom rises, Ilja roars to give him more, so Axiom KICKS! And KICKS! Ilja wants more so Axiom KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Ilja blocks to SLAP, ROCK, boxing elbows, and BOOT! Axiom falls and the fans fire up again! Ilja powers up, runs, CONSTANTINE- NO, Axiom catches him to an ARMBAR!

Ilja fights, ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD, but he works to stack Axiom! Axiom fights that off, but Ilja deadlifts Axiom again! POWERBOMB! Axiom flounders, Ilja snarls, and Ilja aims from the corner. Ilja powers up, the fans rally, H-BOMB FOR- NO, Axiom uses that to spring up and MOONSAULT DDT!!! Cover, TWO!?! No one can believe what they saw, nor that Ilja survived! “This is Awesome!” as Axiom has Ilja in a corner. Axiom ROCKS and CHOPS and hoists Ilja up. Ilja fights back with SLAPS and Axiom staggers. But then Axiom GAMANGIRIS! Axiom goes up after Ilja, but Ilja fires RIDGE HAND CHOPS!

Ilja and Axiom go to the very top, but Axiom hits the SUPER DUPER SPANISH FLY!! And then GOLDEN RATI- NO!! TORPEDO MOSCOW!! AND H-BOMB FOREARM!! Cover, Ilja wins!!

Winner: Ilja Dragunov, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)

It was all in a blink of an eye, but Ilja snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! Another instant classic is under Ilja’s belt, and he shows respect to Axiom for giving him this fight. The fans cheer that, but who will be next to challenge The Mad Russian’s reign?

 

R-Truth meets with Nick Aldis.

Truth knows last week that it was a heavy load, and Truth’s load was lost in the shuffle, but he is imploring to Aldis as employee to boss, please put Truth in the John Cena tournament. Aldis tries to tell Truth again, but Truth says don’t worry, he shined up his (lottery) balls so they’ll look real nice on TV. All he asks is Aldis handles them with care. Aldis again tries to get it through to Truth but Truth says just take his balls. FINE! Aldis takes them, and then Chelsea Green walks in. She asks if she heard John Cena’s name dropped. She did. Then speaking of legends, she has no idea why SHE didn’t get pyro when she won the Women’s US Championship.

But putting a pin in that, when is her championship celebration happening tonight? Aldis goes to say it’s not but she says that’s right, he CANCELLED it! She’d all of it prepared and ready to go! But all will be forgiven if this “injustice system” that is WWE would just give her a celebration next week, with pyro. Yes, he can make that work. Just for right now, hold onto these for him. Aldis hands Chelsea the Truth balls, and Alba says they do look nice. But will The Hot Mess really get everything she demand- er, wants?

 

SmackDown shares footage from the break.

As Axiom was on his way back up the ramp, Tommaso Ciampa attacked him! The Psycho Killer took out all his anger out on Axiom, only for Frazer to chase him off! Ciampa is only showing everyone Ilja is right about him, but will Ciampa not stop until he gets his opportunity?

 

Sami Zayn is here!

The fans cheer and sing along with the song as #BigMatchSami heads to the ring. Sami gets a mic and asks, “How we doing tonight, Albany? We good?” The fans cheer, and they chant for “Sami! Sami!” Sami takes a moment before he says, “I gotta tell ya. Since I’ve come to SmackDown, there have been some extremely high highs, and some extremely low lows. As soon as I came over to SmackDown, the first thing I said I would do is I said I would beat Solo Sikoa for the United States Championship.” The fans cheer that, and Sami says he did do that! He got to do amazing things with that title, like wrestle John Cena in his last match on SmackDown!

Sami got to go toe-to-toe with the best talent SmackDown has to offer week in and week out. The fans cheer again, and Sami says that was all great. But he won’t lie, the last four weeks have been extremely challenging. he has had to watch from the sidelines, hurt and not medically cleared, as Solo & MFT run roughshod every single week! The fans boo, and Sami says he’s had to sit and watch, unable to do anything, while MFT attacked Sami’s friends, those Sami liked and respected. And Sami gets it, Aldis told him not to get involved, don’t get hurt, and so Sami did. He sat back week after week. But he is here to tell us that that ends TONIGHT!

The fans cheer and Sami continues by calling out Solo! He knows Solo has a problem with him, and he sure has a problem with Solo, so let’s deal with it face to face! Solo & MFT make their way out here, and Solo has a mic in hand. Solo tells Sami, “You really think you knwio who you are, huh? You think you know, but you don’t. I know the real Sami, I know the real you. Yeah. He’s pathetic, a liar, desperate, and when you’re desperate, you do desperate things, which makes you so damn selfish!” The fans boo, but Solo says Sami only cares about Sami!  Sami doesn’t care about the guys in the back, or even the fans here in Albany.

The fans boo, but Solo says for himself, what he cares about is his family. Solo cares about the men standing behind him and their loyalties to him. Unlike Sami! Sami knows nothing about loyalty when it comes to family. In fact, watch who you’re talkinga bout before he gets in there and kicks Sami’s ass! Don’t forget, Sami, you’re still wounded. The fans boo as MFT now flanks the ring, and Solo says this can end very badly for Sami. Solo could drop Sami right here and now, but he won’t. He will wait until Sami is 100% and medically cleared. Then once that happens, understand this: Solo is coming after you!

The fans boo, but Sami says, “Well, the good news for you, Solo, is you’re not gonna have to wait very long. Because as of tonight, I am officially 100% medically cleared! So if you wanna do something about it, go ahead and do something about it right now!” Sami calls Solo’s bluff, so Solo takes off the jacket But then Sami says before that, Solo needs to know this: Sami didn’t come here alone. And just as he says that, Rey Fenix, Shinsuke Nakamura & Motor City Machine Guns all YANK MFT off the apron! The brawl is on and the fans fire up! Solo panics, Sami shrugs, and Solo takes a swing! Sami fires counter punches!

The fans fire up as Sami fires off on Solo in a corner! Sami stomps a mudhole, then he goes to the far corner! The fans fire up, but Talla gets Solo outta the ring! The fans boo but then JC Mateo CLOBBERS Sami! JC, Tama & Loa all mug Sami, but Sami’s friends get them! They TOSS the Guerrillas and even LARIAT Loa up and out! The fans fire up as now Fenix goes up, up, and TORNILLO CROSSBODIES MFT! Fenix regroups with Sami and friends! Will Sami and his team soon cut down Solo’s “Family Tree?”

 

Cody Rhodes prepares backstage.

Jey Uso says hey and Cody congratulates him on the win in the tournament. Jey says he just heard about Bronson’s title shot at Cody tonight. It might get a little slimy, so Jey’s got his back. Of course! Cody and Jey shake hands on that again, and then Jimmy Uso steps in. #BigJim says hey, Uce. Any time you can get your hands on The Vision sounds like a party to Jimmy, so count him in, too. They shake on that, and Jimmy says he spoke with Punk earlier. Count him in for WarGames, too! The three shake hands, The Usos head out, but will Cody be able to fire the first shot in that war? Or will a Tsunami end the reign of the American Nightmare?

 

Solo Sikoa argues with Nick Aldis backstage.

Solo demands that with Sami 100% healthy, he wants a match with him tonight! Aldis says first, there’s no more time on the card, that can’t happen. And second, Solo clearly has more enemies than just Sami. So how about this? In two weeks, SmackDown before WarGames, it’ll be MFT VS Sami, Fenix, Nakamura & MCMG in a 5v5 Survivor Series style Elimination Tag! Now if you’ll excuse him. Aldis leaves, and there’s a Wyatt Sick6 glitch on screen. And in fact, Uncle Howdy is lurking in the shadows. Will the Wyatts be watching that 10 Man Tag very, very closely?

 

The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: LA Knight VS ???

The Mega Star knows what this tournament is all about, and he knows everyone wants to be John Cena’s final opponent, but what he doesn’t know is who will be his first round opponent! We’re all about to learn that in the matter of moments, but will it not matter when this is LA Knight’s game? Or will what you don’t know actually hurt you?

Everyone waits and watches the stage. “WOO! WOO! WOO! YOU KNOW IT!” It’s Matt Car- well, no, he’s ZACK RYDER again!? Long Island Iced Z returns to the WWE, but will he prove he’s #AlwayZReady? The bell rings, the fans cheer and “WOO WOO WOO!” Knight and Ryder circle, Ryder gets the “WOO WOO WOO!” going hotter, and the two tie up. Ryder rolls Knight, TWO! Ryder says it was that close, and Knight says yeah, okay. They go again, tie up, and now Knight wrenches Ryder to YANK, YANK, YANK the arm! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight wrenches, Ryder ducks, but then Knight switches.

Ryder bucks the O’Conner, but Knight avoids the Rough Ryder! Knight returns, but Ryder tosses him out! The fans cheer as Ryder smiles, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Ryder whips corner to corner. Knight hits buckles hard, then drops to his knees. The fans cheer Ryder as he pushes Knight to the corner, then whips him again. Knight reverses and BACKDROPS! The fans fire up while Ryder flounders, then he goes to the apron. Knight storms over, Ryder ROCKS Knight first, and then Ryder goes to supelx! Knight supelxes but Ryder slips free! Knight dodges to JAB, JAB, and JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Then ROLLING ELBOW! Knight clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Knight whips, Ryder hits buckles hard, and Knight hits the JUMP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Ryder survives but Knight nods. Knight brings Ryder up, kicks low, then fires hands. Knight bumps Ryder off buckles, then whips him to ropes. Knight scoops, Ryder slips free, and Ryder ROCKS Knight! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And then whips, but Knight reverses. Ryder turns backdrop into FACEBUSTER! Big forearm in the corner, and Knight sits down! The fans pump their fists with Ryder, “WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!” BROSKI BOOT! Cover, TWO! Knight survives but the fans rally up as Ryder aims from a corner. Ryder hooks Knight’s arms, turns him, but Knight RAMS Ryder into buckles! Dragon sleeper, REVERSE DDT!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Knight then rolls back to his feet and the fans cheer. Knight goes up the corner, and he spells it out, “L! A! KNGIHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW- NO, Ryder moves, runs up, ROUGH RYDER!! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and the fans are shocked! Ryder is also surprised, but he hurries to watch Knight. “This is Awesome!” and Ryder reels Knight in, Knight wrenches out and kicks, B F- NO! Ryder rolls Knight up, TWO! Knight runs up, but into KNEES! Ryder goes up, up, RADIO SILENCE into a POWERBOMB!! Then Knight hauls Ryder up, B F T!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

YEAH! Knight didn’t care who it was gonna be, he fought and won his spot in the second round! Knight, Jey, Sheamus, Rusev, who else will advance in this historic tournament?

 

Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky talk backstage.

They still can’t get their heads around why Charlotte just walked out on them. Charlotte also isn’t texting back or anything. Rhea knew they had beef, but she thought Charlotte would put it all aside like she did. Tonight just shows they gotta now find two more people for the team. Alexa says she has someone to call, Iyo says Charlotte was their best bet, though. But then Asuka, Kairi, Nia & Lash all attack! The brawl is on, Rhea HEADBUTTS Kairi down, but Lash DECKS Rhea! Then Nia sends Iyo into Lash’s KNEE! Lash then sends Iyo into a road case! And then same for Rhea! Security rushes in, Asuka says okay, okay, they’re good.

Nia says bye, losers~! The Irresistible Four just did a lot of damage. Will they even need a fifth woman to finish off what’s left of Rhea, Iyo and Alexa?

 

Jade Cargill VS B-Fab!

The Storm finally reigns on the mountaintop of WWE, and she is not playing nice with anyone. Will she strike down someone who was once a friend? Or will B-Fab truly be fab when she gets a win on the champ?

SmackDown returns, B-Fab makes her entrance, Michin staying backstage to let her handle things on her own. The bell rings and Jade dares Fab to try something. They tie up, Fab goes for a leg, but Jade spins her around. CHOKE- NO, Fab slips free and DROPKICKS! And DROPKICKS! Jade is in a corner, Fab runs up, HEEL KICK! Fab fires ELBOW after ELBOW, then fires up! The fans rally, Fab runs up, but Jade blocks the boot! Jade DECKS Fab with a forearm, then drags her right back up. Jade scoops Fab to FALL AWAY SLAM! Jade kips up, fires up, and the fans are with Jade on this one.

Jade waits on Fab, brings her around with the guzel, CHOKE SLAM! Jade tells Fab to stand down, but then she brings Fab up anyway. Jade revels in the cheers, then lifts Fab to POWERBOMB! Jade paces while she tells Fab to stay down, but Fab manages to sit up. Jade says fine, and she brings Fab up again. Fab fights, Jade lifts, POWERBOMB! Jade stands over Fab as she tells her to stay down, but the fans want to see that “One More Time!” Jade drags Fab up, has the chicken wings, and then JADED! Cover, Jade wins!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall

Jade mockingly checks her imaginary watch, and she says this is who she is! Michin is here now to make sure B-Fab is okay, but then Jade tells them both to get outta here. Mia is upset Jade would be like this just because she’s champion now. Jade tells Mia to know her place, then SHOVES her down! The fans boo but Mia wants after Jade! The ref keeps them apart, Jade steps out, and she smirks as she leaves. Jade says she is #ThatB*tch then, now, and forever, so just keep ’em coming.

 

Nick Aldis announces the final four first-round entrants.

“Last week on SmackDown, four superstars were selected at random to compete for the most prized career-altering opportunity: To face the Greatest of All Time, John Cena, in his final match at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Tonight, fate will once again decide the superstars that will compete in The Last Time Is Now Tournament. First up, it’s a former first-round draft pick, Carmelo Hayes, taking on The Vision’s own Bronson Reed. And finally, the high-flying luchador, Penta, will go one-on-one with The Prince, Finn Balor. The only thig I have left to say, gentlemen, is good luck.” No Truth, but will the vision be clear as we approach December 13th?

 

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Cathy Kelley is with H1M and brings up him going on record as to how he idolized John Cena growing up and would love this opportunity to go 1v1. What would a win in the opening round mean for him? Melo says first, he has to address this Miz situation. “Mike, you might’ve won the battle, but the war’s just begun. I will see you when I see you. And John Cena… The GOAT, the Last Time Is Now Tournament, you got a long line full of heavy hitters, killers, all wanting to be the one that’s gonna put you down, all wanting to be the one that’s gonna hang your jersey from the rafters. And respectfully, John, I’m one of ’em.

“50% of people might overlook me, 50% of people might think I can get the job done, but 100% of me knows that if I get that shot, I won’t miss.” But then in steps Bronson Reed. He tells Melo that he’s gonna end Cody Rhodes, then he will end John Cena after he ends H1M next week. Bronson heads out, Heyman nods towards Melo, and then The Oracle follows. Will Auszilla be taking it all on the road to the end?

 

Aleister Black speaks.

“Fear, Damian? That’s so silly that even you don’t believe that. No, no no no. You threw me on top of a table. You tried to throw me through things. And then you took the bottom part of the steel steps, and you tried to crush my head. The only person that fears anything is you. Fear of what we have made you become.” Zelina Vega says, “We said that we would force you to break your code. We said we would corrupt you. And I think we did exactly that.” But enough about him. They have their eyes set on greater things. That brings them to the entire locker room. Namely, those who hold world titles.

Aleister left fear behind the day he stepped foot back into the WWE, and he has become the one thing no one wanted him to become: everyone’s enemy! Does that mean the Dark Father is watching tonight’s main event very, very closely?

 

Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman!

The American Nightmare and The Colossal Aussie are both preparing for WarGames, and while it is Cody, Punk & The Usos at four against Bronson, Bron Breakker & Logan Paul at three, this could still tip the scales back in The Vision’s favor. Will a Tsunami wash away the reign? Or can Cody escape from New York with the gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Bronson shoves Cody to a corner, but Cody dodges! Bronson hits buckles, Cody fires hands, then kicks to RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody runs to ROCK Bronson, but then Bronson responds with a BODY CHECK! And ELBOW DROP! The fans boo but Bronson covers, ONE! Cody shows toughness and goes to the outside, but Bronson runs in around the way! BODY CHECK! The fans boo, Bronson snarls, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Bronson drags Cody up, HEADBUTTS him, then stalks him around the way again. Bronson storms in after Cody, but Cody BODY BLOWS! Cody fires a forearm, but Bronson HEADBUTTS him down! Bronson raises the one but the fans don’t acknowledge their Tribal Thief. Bronson whips and CLOBBERS Cody! Cover, TWO! Bronson drags Cody into a chinlock and leans on the hold, but Cody fights around. Cody reaches out, fights to his feet, and fires body shots. The fans rally as Cody ROCKS Bronson, but Bronson scoops to SLAM Cody! Bronson snarls again, but Cody avoids the elbow drop! Cody rises up, goes to a corner, but Bronson SPLASHES!

Cody sputters against the ropes but Bronson CHOKES him! The ref counts, Bronson steps off at 4, and Cody sputters again. Bronson storms up and ROCKS Cody! Bronson puts Cody in another corner, BODY BLOWS, then whips corner to corner hard! Cody staggers, falls over, and Bronson drags Cody back up. Bronson has a chinbar, and he stretches Cody with the chinlock. Cody endures, fights back up, and SmackDown returns to single picture. The fans rally but Bronson CLUBS Cody, then back suplexes! Cody lands out, ducks a haymaker, and springboards! BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICK!

The fans fire up and Cody rises, but so does Bronson. Cody JABS, JABS, JABS, then flip, flop, and fly! BIONIC- NO! Fireman’s carry, JAGGED EDGE! Cover, TWO! Cody survives but Bronson goes up! The fans freak out for the TSUNAMI, but it FLOPS as Cody moves! Cody hurries to springboards again, SUPER CODY CUTTER!! Cover, TWO! Cody fires up and the fans are with him! Bronson is outside, Cody runs and DIVES, but into a forearm! Cody stumbles and staggers o the outside, Bronson runs up, but Cody TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! The fans fire up again and Cody refreshes the ring count.

Cody clears off the desk! HE even topples the belt pedestal! But BRON BREAKKER FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by disqualification (still Undisputed WWE Champion)

Logan Paul is here, too! They mug Cody, SMACK him off the desk, then put him back in the ring! Was this the real plan all along? The fans boo as Bron rains down fists, then Logan gets his turn! Bron rips his shirt away and wants Logan to set Cody up. Logan does as told, but THE USOS hurry out here! Jey & Jimmy said they’d have Cody’s back, so they get in the ring to brawl with Logan and Bron! The fans fire up, but Bron shoves Jimmy! Jimmy SUPERKICKS Bron! Jey joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Bron falls, Logan runs up, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Then the ONE D!! That’s one and done for The Maverick!

The fans fire up as now Jimmy decides to GET THE TABLE! The fans are thunderous as Jimmy puts that in for Jey, Jey sets it up, and the fans are all fired up! Logan is put on the table, the Usos go to the corners, but DREW MCINTYRE SHOVES JIMMY! Isn’t he suspended!? Jey runs up, but he gets a GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT!! The fans boo as Drew saves Logan’s bacon! Aldis storms out here, asks what the hell Drew is doing here, and Heyman claims this is per the WarGames contract! Heyman could recruit anybody under WWE contract, even suspended superstars! Drew sets the table up in a corner, and he drags Jey Uso!

But Jey breaks free to SUPERKICK! The fans cheer as Jey now lines up a shot, but Drew KICKS first! Bron returns to SPEAR Jey through the table!! Jimmy is back to throw hands, but Logan uses ONE LUCKY RIGHT to knock Jimmy out! The fans boo, but now Cody is back! He throws hands on Drew and Logan, but a CLAYMORE takes Cody out! Drew throws off his shirt, he stares down with Bronson, and then Drew puts Cody in the drop zone! Drew step on Cody before the TSUNAMI hits!! The fans are either booing or desperately calling for CM Punk, but it is clear The Vision was thinking ahead.

Drew takes the contract from Heyman and they shake hands on the deal. The numbers are even, but will the odds be in The Vision’s favor now that they have a Scottish Terminator on their side?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, with quite a lot of surprises and big moves as perhaps a response to the sinking ratings and sinking interest. Charlotte not automatically being onboard with the team-up was certainly surprising, but given that 4v3 ambush backstage, that will surely compel Charlotte to join up. She’ll see it’s not about her and Rhea getting along so much as as it is them getting to beat up on their enemies, as we knew going into this. Then I would think they still bring in Stephanie Vaquer and Nikki Bella as the fifth members for each side, to help build the title story on top of everything else, jus as I said on Monday.

Obviously Cody wasn’t going to lose the Undisputed Championship tonight, but that was a great move to bolster the show’s card and give an excuse for all the Men’s WarGames build tonight. Logan & Bron being here to help Bronson was a given, and Heyman using a unique WarGames contract to bring Drew McIntyre onboard was certainly a clever move. As I figured on Monday, Jimmy Uso was a natural addition to Team Cody, or maybe it’s Team Punk. And I would certainly think Roman Reigns will also be a natural addition to this match, but I’m curious as to the fifth man for The Vision. Would Lesnar really want to be in WarGames? Well, granted, he’d be the last person to enter the match and “clear house,” but he’d still have to get in there.

Great stuff with the US Championship, such as Ilja continuing to troll Ciampa. Ilja VS Axiom was awesome, through I swear I heard one drunken idiot slurring the word, “BORING~!” That person is the kind of American fan Gunther (and therefore Zack Sabre Jr.) was talking about, IYKYK. But in the end, I figured we’d get more DIY VS Fraxiom, and maybe after that, Ciampa finally gets his match with Ilja. Great promo from Sami with Solo, and great ambush from Team Sami on MFT to set up their own 5v5. I figured that if they weren’t doing the WarGames, they’d get to do the traditional Survivor Series match, and the go-home SmackDown continues to be a substitute for the kickoff show, but in the best way possible.

Another hilarious promo with Truth and Aldis, and Chelsea joining in so we can hype up a celebration certainly teases someone interrupting. Either Giulia is going to crash the party to demand a US Championship rematch, or they plug NXT Gold Rush by having Thea Hail & Joe Hendry get the better of them ahead of the AAA Mixed Tag Team Championship match. I’m leaning more towards the former, they’ll build the tag match plenty on NXT. And speaking of Truth, a shame he doesn’t get in on the final part of the bracket, but Melo VS Bronson and Penta VS Finn will be great matches. With Bronson busy with The Vision’s story, I would hope Melo wins, and it’d be great if they teased a Boston VS Boston showdown.

Jade of course beat B-Fab tonight but that was pretty good for what was basically a squash match. Michin probably gets a match with Jade next, and likely loses that. Jade’s first title defense could be Survivor Series to basically be a buffer between the WarGames matches but also to just get one on the books. There’s a lot on hold for right now with the WarGames matches having a lot of great contenders involved, but I would think we get some Charlotte VS Jade build on the other side of Survivor Series.

And of course, great matches for the Last Time is Now tournament. Jey VS Miz was a great match, and Miz hitting Cena’s moves was an appreciated reference. But I figured Jey would win, they wanna tease a rematch of the Royal Rumble finalists from earlier this year. Matt Cardona was a great surprise, though him being Zack Ryder was perhaps even more surprising. People have been talking about Knight being punished and that he was being set up to lose, but if commentary is talking about that concept, then you know that is not the case. Great win for Knight, great showing for Cardona/Ryder, and here’s hoping Ryder gets to do more in WWE from here on.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA Live! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 11.13.2025

With a month off, does TNA come back hot or with 87% talking and a show that should’ve been an email?

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So last week was the definition of a filler episode with nothing really to speak of except for validating the Dani Luna versus Indi Hartwell match tonight. This is the first real iMPACT! episode since Bound For Glory and…it’s probably opening with Mike Santana talking. TNA needs to stop following the cookie patterns of WWE and you know…start with something interesting after nearly a month off. But let’s listen to talking…

Ratings:

  • Dani Luna vs Indi Hartwell: Dani wins via DQ – ** 1/2
  • Jason Hotch w/Order 4 vs Cedric Alexander: Cedric wins via Lumbar Check – ** 1/4
  • TNA Knockouts Championship: Heather by Elegance w/ M & Personal Concierge vs Kelani Jordan (c): Kelani retains via One of a Kind – (-*) – yes that’s Negative 1
  • TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Ryan Nemeth: No Contest – NXT Attacks
  • TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Kaz: Kazarian wins via Roll-Up – * – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

Oh look, it does open with Mike and the crowd gives him the “You Deserve It” and it’s a sparse few minutes and Mike starts his promo in Spanish, so that’s a good way to make people ignore the show in three minutes. I understand Spanish, but let’s be honest, the bulk of people who watch are whiter than copy paper, so the whole “Champ is here in Orlando, for Puerto Ricans, and others…blah blah” is not a smart way to open after a month with no real content. So after Santana says nothing in two languages, Ryan Nemeth comes out to Nic’s music because Nic isn’t there. Ryan tries to talk some shit and go for a cheap shot, Santana catches his hand, emasculates him and then tells Ryan he’s going to tell Santino to make a match between the two of them tonight, and he’s going to drop Ryan. So we’ve got a squash match to look forward too and maybe Nic showing up at the end for a beat down. 

Kelani is going to have to go through Heather tonight and M tomorrow at Turning Point. So we get another crappy promo from heel Kelani, giving her free title defenses. Yikes…this is bad, I do kinda like the gimmick of Xia translating for Lei since Xia, Lei and Mara crash the interview. But it just makes me angry that one of those three don’t have the belt. Kelani ain’t worth a damn. 

After the commercial we get Santino, Ava and Arianna to promote Gold Rush. And then they showed a video package of it, so a complete waste of 4 minutes aside from noting that Arianna got a chant from the crowd. She’s gotten herself over decently to the TNA crowd. 

Dani Luna vs Indi Hartwell

It has been 30 minutes and we get the first match…sheesh.

Indi with back to back Double Legs, Dani is getting worked over, Dani tries a Sunset Flip but Indi stops it and drops an elbow. Dani eats Chops, tries to Whip Indi to the corner, Up and Over and Indi takes Dani down and goes back to the chops. Dani finally blocks a Scoop Slam, but Indi blocks the attempted German Suplex so Dani drives her into the corner and finally gets some offense in. A bit of a botchy looking rope straddle where Indi had to lift herself back up to eat the Lariat. Big Power Whip bouncing Indi out of the corner, sliding Lariat for a near fall.

Jaw Jacker by Indi but she misses the Yakuza Kick, gets hung up, Dani tries to turn it into a Powerbomb but a Frankensteiner Counter and a few strikes forces Dani to powder. Indi tries to throw her into the steps, Dani stops herself and turns back into the Spinebuster. Indi to the top as Dani crawls into the ring and eats a Diving Elbow to the back for a near fall.  Dani counters Hurts Donut, Shotgun Kick levels Indi. Dani is on the outside looking for a weapon, throws out the Time Keeper, grabs the chair, Indi catches Dani in the Small Package for 2. Indi grabs the chair and lays into Dani.

Indi…has no facial expressions to make sense of this. This is stupid, poorly acted by Indi but the crowd is eating it up like morons. That was the most boring “take out your aggression” I’ve ever seen. Indi cuts some mid ahh promo in the back about an NoDQ match or something at Turning Point and now The System comes out to guess what? If you said TALK, you’d be correct! Assuming this isn’t a rib, the most interesting thing to come from this is Dango announcing he’s retiring after Genesis, but then The Rascalz music hits. 

They say they should give the people what they want, and Dezmond Xavier returns to The Rascalz for a 4 on 4 match. They never mentioned Dez by name, but that is the implication. So with JDC retiring and Dez potentially returning, at least that’s interesting. 

Jason Hotch w/Order 4 vs Cedric Alexander

Shoulder tackles and a quick Cruiser style start, Hotch powders mid running to pose and act smart so Cedric Dives to wipe out Jason and hits the Flatliner in the middle of the ring for a near fall. Cedric tries to continue and Hotch pulls the tights to send Cedric through the ropes, Skyler takes a cheap shot. Hotch with the Irish Whip, Cedric puts the brakes on, so Hotch hops the ropes and trips up Cedric, but Cedric comes back when Hotch continues, Dropkick to the back of the head, Lumbar Check attempt, but nope, back and forth, Hotch tries the Chaos Theory but Cedric blocks the Suplex, they throw into the corner, Hotch hops the rope, wants the Gamengiri, but Cedric blocks it and backs up, Rolling Neckbreaker from Hotch gets countered into a Lumbar Check! Cedric wins!

Order 4 attempted beat down, but Hardy Boyz make the save, Swanton on Ali is teased but they pull Ali out for foreshadowing.

TNA Knockouts Championship: Heather by Elegance w/ M & Personal Concierge vs Kelani Jordan (c)

Well talk about mental gymnastics to try and make this match make sense, and list this under “who asked for this” – because I’d rather drink bleach in traffic than watch this match.

Color by numbers powder moment, commercial break immediately and I can feel the coma sinking in. Kelani with a bad kick, Heather with a bad Hip Toss right off the commercial…Christ, end this. Lei, Xia and Mara are watching from the back and they look as bored as I do Heather with a clunky Drop Toe Hold into a Hesitation Dropkick for two. Jaw Jacker from Kelani…I wonder how the Patriots and Jets game is going. Hmm, 14-7 for the Pats, closer than expected.

Heather and Lani do a dumb strike exchange since there’s no hatred, heat or fire in this match, Kelani with a Cartwheel move, Facebuster, all near falls, locomotion Cradles into a bad Super Kick. Heather botches a Satellite DDT, this is one of the worst matches I’ve seen all year. Sloppy, slow, clunky and botchy. One of Kind is hit, no one is surprised. This was a waste of 10 minutes.

Great, now we sit through an Elijah concert for prolly about 10-15 minutes since the Ryan vs Santana match isn’t gonna be a real match. I like Elijah, he’s actually a pretty good singer and the gimmick is fine. But this episode has been complete garbage, so more non-wrestling on the wrestling variety show is too much. 

Ali comes out to interrupt and challenge Cedric and Hardyz, Elijah wants to pick the fight, but Ali cracks him in the face with the mic and then guitar shot on the injured triceps. Meh.

TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Ryan Nemeth

Ryan grabs a mic and yells at the crowd because they won’t cheer for him, and Santana lets happen because Santana isn’t taking the seriously. Ryan even tries to ask the referee to make them cheer. Eventually the bell rings and Ryan attacks immediately, punches into an Irish Whip and Dropkick. Ryan tries the Whip again, but Up and Over, Santana catches the foot, Ryan shakes his head when Santana berates him and drops him, throws him to the other corner, Cannonball! Ryan wants to Spin the Block, but Nic’s Music Hits, he’s carrying the trophy but someone attacks Nic.

Then a bunch of NXT people spill out of the crowd and attack. Charlie Dempsey, Lexis King…and others. I think Robert Stone is directing traffic for NXT. But this…this is what the show was hinging on, an Invasion/Overrun angle? Bad booking is bad, ya know?

TNA World Champuonship: Mike Santana (c) vs Kaz

Kaz’s music hits, he calls his shot, Fade to Black, but Santana Kicks out. Frankie tries the Chicken Wing, Santana slams him into the corner, wants Spin the Block, but the beatdown stops him from being able to execute the move, Roll-Up, and Santana…loses. Frankie Kazarian is the new World Champion.

TV gif. John C Reilly as Steve Brule looking lost and confused, glancing in all directions, on the show Check it Out!

Overall Score: 3/10

There was something interesting with Dango being on the retirement tour, The Rascalz bringing Dez home and Lei Ying and Xia’s gimmick is endearing. Plus like I said in the rundown, I enjoy Elijah’s musicianship, but I don’t appreciate a Wrestling Show basically no wrestling. Is it variety? Sure, but it’s a wrestling show first. So a show that has 3 squash matches and a 5 minute X Division match that could’ve been much better with time…the wrestling was forgotten tonight. A month off and they lost the plot on the rebound. Ugh…I’ve had diarrhea more enjoyable than this.

The Invasion/Attack is corny but Kaz managing to pull off the Cash In, is…okay I didn’t see it coming, but it doesn’t save the show being awful.

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