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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (11/3/25)

BEST IN THE WORLD~!

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And the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion…!

CM Punk won Saturday Night’s Main Event, and now he is the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion! But will The Vision have something to say about it?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Stephanie Vaquer & Nikki Bella VS Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez; Roxie & Raquel win.
  • PENTA VS El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos; Penta wins.
  • Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS The Kabuki Warriors; The Kabuki Warriors win.
  • WWE World Tag Team Championships: AJ Styles & Dragon Lee VS Finn Balor & JD McDonagh; Styles & Dragon win and retain the titles.
  • CM Punk & Jey Uso VS Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman; Double Count-Out Draw.

PLAY BY PLAY

CM Punk arrives backstage.

Rio Rancho is already fired up, and then they get even louder as the NEW WWE World Heavyweight Champion makes his entrance! The fans sing along with Cult of Personality, and they join in saying, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” The Second City Saint is truly Best in the World again, and he celebrates with the people as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. Punk then grabs the mic while the fans chant his name. “Is it great to be CHAMP on a Monday night in the great state of New Mexico or what?!” The fans cheer that! Punk says he feels good, how is Rio Rancho feeling tonight?

The fans cheer, but Punk admits he didn’t get here alone. He has a litany of people to thank. The fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Punk smiles. He appreciates that, but we’ll cover the difference of “deserved” and “earned” in a second. He won’t sound like a sappy Oscar speech, he’ll keep it short and sweet. Number one sitting at home with Larry is his “smart, intelligent, beautiful, tough when she needs to be, ass that won’t quit” wife, AJ Lee! He thanks her for always standing next to him in the bad times so they can stand together in the good times. Number two is all the fans. Some call it the WWE Universe, but they’re just his fans.

Punk doesn’t get here and hold this title above his head without each and every one of you, so give yourselves the round of applause. The fans cheer him on again, and Punk then thanks his opponent, Main Event Jey Uso. Fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” and Punk thanks Jey for the hard fight. Jey truly is a main eventer, yeet. Now, Punk would like to think that going forward, they can still be friends, but Punk won’t cry if they can’t. Like Punk said when he came back to the WWE almost two years ago, he didn’t come here for friends but for money and champions, and Punk has done just that.

The fans cheer again, and he isn’t sure how much time he has left, and what SummerSlam taught him after holding this title for three minutes, that wasn’t long enough. Going forward, Punk needs to hold on as tight as he can. The good news, ladies and gentlemen, is that there is no snake-in-the-grass Seth Rollins waiting int he ring, creeping around with a Money in the Bank briefcase. No, no. But one second, if you would indulge Punk… Punk SWINGS the belt a la Rollins! The fans cheer, and Punk says that was for Seth. Punk wishes Rollins a speedy recovery, but if he gets in Punk’s business, Punk puts Rollins back on the couch.

Punk continues to say that this title is his validation! Two years, Punk came back and walked the halls, a king without a crown. Now Punk has the crown, and with it comes a target. He knows that target is on his back, and his front, and he sees that locker room full of badass talent. Every Monday, if Punk doesn’t put his tights on as tight as he can, he doesn’t lace his boots as tight as he can, if he is not who he says he is, THE Best in the World, then on any given day, he could lose this title. He knows there is a line forming. Bron Breakker, Bronson Reed, The Vision, they want the gold. Punk wants to be a fighting champion for a multitude of reasons.

The first reason is, there are a lot of faces he wants to punch! Bron, Bronson, Heyman, that’s three of them. But Punk also wants to test himself against the best the WWE has to offer! The best wrestlers walking the earth! Guys like AJ Styles! Fans say “You Deserve It” to Punk, but Styles is a man who has earned his title shot! Conversely, someone with two belts and hasn’t earned anything, DIRTY DOM MYSTERIO! Yeah, file him under another face he wants to punch! Punk knows this locker room is full of killers, like JD McDonagh. If Punk’s not his best but JD is, then Punk’s not the champion anymore.

For that matter, Finn Balor’s another name Punk is looking for. He’s not hiding from anybody! Sheamus! You want a banger? Punk will be your huckleberry. And finally, a contemporary, someone with only a few days left, John Cena. Punk knows Cena is busy, but ladies and gentlemen, Punk isn’t here for a long time but a good time. Cena could try to be 18 time, so if he wants some, come get some! New Mexico, what Punk is saying, anyone who’s earned it, anyone who deserves it, get in line because the champ IS here! The fans cheer Punk using Cena’s line, but then Logan Paul shows up… Punk is confused and the fans are upset, but The Maverick insists on walking to the ring.

Punk tells Logan no no no, wait one second. Punk wants to be a fighting champion, but he wants nothing to do with this “famous for nothing” idiot. Logan has a crap eating grin, Punk says Logan’s color is blue, go to SmackDown, Ilja Dragunov does that US Open Challenge thing, that’s more Logan’s speed. That’s what he should do. Logan steps in, gets himself a mic, and Punk feels even worse because now Logan’s going to talk. Rio Rancho boos but Logan says Punk just said anyone can do it! A man of his word, right? Stay in his lane? But Logan is a 1000 horsepower Ferrari that no one here could ever afford. Congrats, you’re broke, but you already knew that, that’s why you live here.

Logan says Punk is more like a used Honda Civic. Logan has been in the ring with Roman Reigns, John Cena, and AJ Styles, and he beat Styles at WrestleMania! Fans boo cuz they’re mad. Some of the guys Punk namedropped can’t say that about their careers. So if anyone has earned a shot in this industry, Punk knows, New Mexico knows, and Logan knows it is LOGAN PAUL! But “Ladies and gentlemen…!” Paul Heyman leads the way for Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed, and the fans bark it up as Heyman completes the introduction. “And we’re about to take a walk all the way down to that ring.”

Heyman heard the reference that there is a king without a crown. Heyman doesn’t see a king with a crown, he sees a b*tch without an owner! No, that’s on you, Logan. The front of the line Heyman’s ass! The front belongs to the man that pinned Roman Reigns, the O T T, The Tribal Thief, Bronson Reed! The front belongs to the future of WrestleMania, BRRRON BRRREAKKER! Logan is not up front, or even the back, he’s the line waiting to just get in line for an opportunity at a champion who has been a champion for 2 days. That’s 432 days of when Punk & Heyman were World Heavyweight Champion! And Heyman wasn’t the one that lost it!

The fans boo, but Heyman tells Punk, “Your move.” The fans cheer Punk and Logan finds himself in the middle. Heyman says this is all the wrong place and the wrong time. Get to stepping, Logan. NOW! Logan being Logan, he refuses to do what he’s told. Logan says newsflash, you snooze you lose. Heyman and them are all big and slow, Logan was here first. If you wanted the spot, put some pep in the step to show some hustle, Mr. Hustle. Bron takes the mic and the fans bark as he says, “The reality of this is that he (Heyman) bought everybody two weeks to live. Because we had to sit back there and be patient for two weeks right after we dropped Seth Rollins in the dirt!

“Had to be patient for weeks until the new champion is crowned. Congratulations, Punk, you had your moment. But the dog isn’t waitin’ anymore! I’m coming for what belongs to me, and there is nothing else that stands in my way but a man holding onto my championship and keeping it warm for me, and some dumbass YouTuber who thinks he’s tough! So I suggest both of you get out of my ring, or I will whip both of you like a dog!” Punk says time to fight, Logan. Either fight with him, or get out of this ring. Punk is ready to stand his ground, and Logan says bet. Logan leaves, not wanting any of this without getting paid.

But then Bron & Bronson stand in Logan’s way. Logan says he was just going, and Bron says yeah, sure. Then Bron SHOVES Logan down into the apron! The fans fire up for that, and now Bron & Bronson flank Punk! Punk swings on Bron first, then on Bronson, but that’s still 2v1! The fans are torn as the behemoths mug Punk, and Logan gets up to dust himself off. But then Logan keeps glancing back and thinking about that shove. Logan works up the courage to get back in there! The fans actually cheer Logan as he fights 2v1! He still gets mugged like Punk, and now fans cheer Logan getting hammered. Bron hauls Logan up just to THROW him!

Bron tells Bronson to crush him, and Bronson goes up! TSUNAMI!! Logan sputters, but here’s Punk with a chair! Bron gets clear, but Punk JAMS Bronson and SMACKS him down! Punk throws off his sweater and dares The Brons to come back for more! The fans fire up behind Punk, Heyman has Bron & Bronson stand down, and then Punk picks up his belt. Will Punk be ready for one and all that want what he’s got?

 

Stephanie Vaquer & Nikki Bella VS Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez!

Speaking of world titles, the Women’s World Champion, the 2025 Women’s Crown Jewel Champion, La Primera and her new fearless amiga are looking to settle the score with The Judgment Day’s femme fatales. But will Vaquer & Bella be a victorious combination? Or will The Prodigy & Big Mami Cool snatch a golden ticket to the title?

Raw returns and the Judgment Day make their entrance. The teams sort out, Nikki starts against Roxie as a revisit from last week. They tie up, go around, and Nikki puts Roxie on the ropes. Roxie turns things around but stops as the ref counts. Roxie taunts Nikki, Roxie dodges a haymaker, and then Roxie taunts Nikki again. Nikki runs up, the ref backs her off, but then Roxie runs up. Nikki blocks the slap, Roxie apologizes, but then Nikki ducks the other hand. Nikki waistlocks, then spins Roxie to fireman’s carry takeover! Nikki has the armlock but Roxie fights up. Nikki wrenches, Roxie rolls, and Roxie kips up, but Nikki THROWS her down by her hair!

The fans cheer while Nikki grinds the arm. Roxie fights up, stomps Nikki’s foot, and she wrenches in return. Roxie wristlocks but Nikki rolls. Nikki hits a MONEKY FLIP and the fans fire up! Raquel tags in, the fans cheer as Nikki and Raquel tie up, and then Raquel SHOVES Nikki down! Nikki gets up, gets around, but Raquel THROWS her off! Raquel whips Nikki to a corner, Nikki hits buckles hard, and Nikki sits down. Raquel storms up to throw back elbows again and again! Raquel backs off as the ref counts, then she scoops Nikki. Nikki slips free, Vaquer tags in, and now the fans really fire up for this one!

Raquel taunts Vaquer with a head pat, but Vaquer pushes her. Vaquer then dodges the haymaker, but Raquel RUNS her over! Raquel runs, Vaquer follows, and Vaquer tilt-o-whirls, only for Raquel to block! Raquel suplexes, Vaquer slips free, and then Vaquer SUPERKICKS! Raquel wobbles, Roxie tags in, and then Roxie runs up,. Vaquer spins her to a snap suplex! Nikki joins in as Vaquer dodges Raquel! SUPERKICK, then FLYING CHUCK! Raquel bails out, Roxie runs up, but Vaquer dodges! Vaquer scoops for a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Vaquer sits Roxie up, but Raquel drags Roxie out! No Devil’s Kisses yet, but Vaquer & Nikki go to the apron!

Nikki & Vaquer do a Bella hip bump before they DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Down goes Judgment Day and the fans cheer while Raw goes to break!

Raw returns and Raquel SLINGSHOT SUPLEXES Nikki, then Roxie hits the double jump LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Nikki survives but Roxie keeps her from Vaquer. Roxie CLUBS Nikki, then clamps on with a neck wrench. The fans rally while Nikki endures, and Nikki fights up to throw body shots. Nikki JAWBREAKERS free but Raquel tags in! Raquel drags Nikki from Vaquer! Nikki kicks and kicks and KICKS Raquel away, but now Raquel is mad. Raquel runs up, but into a BOOT! Nikki runs up, reels Raquel in, TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up while Nikki and Raquel are both down! Nikki crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Vaaquer!

The fans fire up as La Primera tilt-o-whirls to roll Raquel and bridge, TWO! Raquel hurries to her feet, but Vaquer fires a forearm, a CHOP, a SOBAT, and a HEADBUTT! Raquel goes to a corner, dodges Vaquer, but then Vaquer dodges back! Vaquer ROKS Raquel, has the leg, and DRAGON SCREW! Raquel writhes, Vaquer drags her into the corner, and Vaquer goes corner to corner for the METEORA! The fans fire up as Vaquer drags Raquel up and in. Vaquer tucks the arms, manages to lift, but Raquel is so tall, that’s a lot harder to do! Raquel powers free, dodges again, but Vaquer ROCKS her!

Vaquer bumps Raquel off buckles, but Raquel puts her on the buckles! Vaquer bumps Raquel off buckles again, then HEADBUTTS again! Vaquer goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Raquel lives and the fans are torn, but Vaquer just seethes. Vaquer drags Raquel up, reels her in, but Raquel powers out again! Vaquer ducks one lariat, but not the SOUTHPAW! Hot tag to Roxie, “This is Awesome!” as Roxie CHOKES Vaquer on ropes! The ref counts, Roxie runs, and Roxie UPPERCUTS Vaquer in the back! Roxie grins as she goes up, up, but gets caught! Vaquer hits another BIG back suplex!

Vaquer has Roxie this time, DEVIL’S KISSES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! YEEEEEEEAH~! The fans are thunderous, and Vaquer tags Nikki. Nikki gets Roxie up for the RACK ATTACK 2.0! Cover, Raquel breaks it in time! But then Vaquer springboards, CROSS- NO, Raquel catches Vaquer! And pops her around! But Vaquer throws hands, then RANAS Raquel tot he apron! Raquel is still in the headscissors, and Vaquer grins! But Raquel stops the kisses to ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM!! Roxie rolls Nikki, Nikki sits on it, TWO! Raquel ROCKS Nikki!! The ref missed it from checking Roxie, and now Roxie hops on! POP ROX!! Cover, Roxie & Raquel win!!

Winners: Roxanne Perez & Raquel Rodriguez, by pinfall

Four lethal Latinas did battle, but it was Judgment Day’s trickery that won it for them! Will nothing stop Roxie & Raquel from taking gold?

 

CM Punk is backstage.

He finishes a phone call, and then runs across Jey Uso. Jey sighs and says, “Look, I know I been all over the place, right, Punk? I seen what happened out there, though. Sometimes, my heart, man, it’s telling me to help you out, man. To do some good by you.” Punk asks if he can trust Jey, and who he’s talking to. Is this Jey Uso or Lil’ Roman? Jey says he IS Main Event Jey, Uce. The man that went toe to toe with Punk on Saturday! Jey appreciates that fight. Punk IS the Best in the World, Uce. If Jey was champ right now, Vision would be after him. They coming after Punk, they ain’t gonna stop. So let Jey help you. What’s up? They can body this problem tonight!

Punk says yeah, he’ll go get his gear on. YEET! They fist bump, can Punk & Jey turn The Vision away? Or will they both just get run over by the Badass & Auszilla?

 

PENTA VS El Grande Americano!

The Man with Zero Fear may have lost out on the Intercontinental Championship, but he isn’t going to just sit and do nothing. Can he get a win of the WWE Speed Champion? Or will the supposedly best luchador ever start to back up those claims?

Raw returns and El Grande makes his entrance, accompanied by his hermanos, Bravo y Rayo. The bell rings and the fans rally behind Penta. Penta and Grande fire hands, then Penta fires a flurry. Penta ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up and Penta scoops to BACKBREAKER! Penta runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges again, and he RA- NO! Grande SLAMS him down! Then SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO! Grande swaggers while the fans boo, and Grande runs up at the corner. Grande blocks the pick and says no way! He ROCKS Penta, stomps away on Penta, then stops as the ref counts. Grande puts Penta up top, then climbs, but he RIPS at Penta’s mask!

The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Penta slips under! CHEEKY NANDOS! Penta runs, blocks Grande’s kick, and he gets under, STRETCH MUFFLER PLEX! Cover, TWO! Grande survives, Bravo y Rayo coach him, but Penta goes up. The fans fire up as Penta aims, but Grande ROCKS him first! Grande brings Penta down, but Penta slips through to pump handle and- NO, Grande slips free! Grande shoves and DROPKICKS Penta! The fans boo, Grande runs up, but Penta TOSSES him to the apron! Penta BODY SHOTS, then he goes up, up, and- NO, Grande SMACKS him first! Penta BOOTS Grande! Penta wants it, APRON- BACKDROP!

The fans boo but Grande runs to WRECK Penta with a dropkick! Los Americanos applaud but the fans boo, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and the fans rally for Penta. Grande puts Penta in a corner, whips him to ropes, but Penta grabs ropes. Penta then KICKS Grande, mule kicks a leg out, and SLING-DOGS! The fans fire up and Penta GAMANGIRIS in the corner! He sits Grande down, then headstands for the SWINGING DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Bravo y Rayo are worried. Penta goes up a corner, calls his shot, and MEXI- NO, GAMANGIRI! Then ROLLING SENTON! The fans boo but Grande brings Penta up. Knuckle lock, CHOP, and then Grande goes up, up, but Penta trips him up! Grande is in the Tree of Woe, Penta SUPERKICKS again! Penta covers, TWO!

Grande survives, the fans cheer Penta on, and the two go forehead to forehead. Then Penta winds up to CHOP! Grande SMACKS Penta! Penta staggers back, but he storms back up to CHOP again! Grande rebounds to ROLLING HAYMAKER! Penta swings, Grande ducks, back suplex, but Penta lands out !Mule kick! Springboards, TORNADO DDT! Grande bails out, Penta builds speed, and Penta FLIES! Down goes Grande and the fans fire up! Grande drags himself into the ring, distracts the ref, and Bravo trips Penta! The ref senses that and she EJECTS Bravo! But then Rayo slips Grande his metal plate!

Grande powers up the loaded mask, then runs up, but Penta ducks the headbutt! BACKSTABBER! Penta then hurries up, but Grande distracts the ref! Rayo anchors Penta! The ref SEES that, and EJECTS Rayo! Grande is now without sidekicks! Penta makes sure Rayo goes, SUPER CROSSBODY! Penta hurries in, and he SUPERKICKS the loaded mask!! Then he goes up top, MEXICAN DESTROYER!! Cover, Penta wins!

Winner: Penta, by pinfall

It was 3v1 but #CeroMiedo saw Penta through! But then he has to dodge Bravo and dodge Rayo! Bravo grabs Penta, but Penta DUMPS Rayo and THROWS Bravo away! Penta bails out, and Los Americanos are furious! Will Penta teach these three what it truly means to be a luchador?

 

The Kabuki Warriors speak.

Kairi Sane says, “There will be no more disrespect shown to Asuka. Nee-san, isn’t that right?” Asuka says, “Yes it is,, yes it is. Everyone needs to recognize that I am the one true legend of the Women’s Division. What we did last week was just a small taste of what we are capable of.” They will keep tearing the division apart until they get their tag title match! Bayley, they haven’t forgotten about you. Out of the kindess of their hearts, they let her walk. Kairi tells Bayley to be thankful to Asuka. But that kindness will not last forever. They will still do whatever it takes to prove the most dominant tag team in WWE is… The Kabuki Warriors!

The Empress of Tomorrow & The Pirate Princess are ready to fight, but will they not be ready for The Role Model & Morrigan?

 

Dominik Mysterio is here!

Rio Rancho fires up for the Dirty Double Champion as he brings his AAA Mega Championship AND WWE Intercontinental Championship to the ring. Dom gets the mic while the fans sing, “Dirty, Dirty Dom~!” Dom says, “Bow down to the King of the Luchadores, Dirty Dominik Mysterio!” The fans cheer, and Dom says, “Saturday, I proved that I am 100% without a doubt the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time, THE greatest AAA Mega Campeon of all time, THE greatest luchador of all time, and there is no man on this planet that can stop me!” BUT WAIT! REY MYSTERIO IS BACK!

The fans cheer and Dom is shocked and furious, but yes, Papi’s home! Rey high-fives fans as he goes to the ring, and Dom seethes the entire time. Rey grabs himself a mic while the fans lose their minds. Rey tells Dom, “You look surprised. Listen, Dom. Time to be real. You can say you are the greatest champion of all time all day long, I don’t care. But i have to draw the line when you say you’re King of the Luchadores. Because every time you say that, every time you say that…” The fans sing for Dom again, but Rey says Dom insults the culture. Dom insults the family name, and he insults their bloodline.

Dom thinks Dom really is the greatest luchador of all time? What about El Santo? Blue Demon? Eddie Guerrero! The fans cheer those names! Rey asks if Dom thinks he’s better than them. Dom says, “You keep my father’s name out of your mouth!” The fans cheer as Dom embraces his blood. Dom says he IS better than Eddie, than Santo, than Blue Demon, and ANY Guerrero! Dom says there is one luchador he KNOWS he’s better than, and Rey didn’t mention him: Rey himself! The fans are torn, but Rey says, “Listen, you can disrespect me all you want. I don’t care. But I’m not gonna stand here and let you disrespect Lucha Libre.”

The fans cheer as Rey takes off his jacket! Dom asks, “Or what, huh? What’re you gonna do?” Dom gets what this is about: Rey is jealous! Just look at Rey! Rey is already stealing Dom’s mustache! Fans chant for Rey, “WHOOP HIS ASS!” But in the end, Dom knows Rey just wants to cash in on Dom making the Mysterio name relevant. And not only that, but Dom already surpassed everything Rey’s ever done in every way, shape and form. So what’s Dom gotta do? Kick Rey’s ass again? Just listen to the King of the Luchadores and get out of his ring! The fans boo, but Rey says okay. Rey will leave. But before he does, he asks Dom understand three things.

As long as Rey is around, Dom will never be King of the Luchadores. As long as Rey is around, this will never be Dom’s ring. And as long as Rey is around, Dom will never be the greatest Mysterio. The fans fire up for all that, but then Dom takes a swing! Rey counter punches and throws more shots! Dom KNEES low, puts Rey on the ropes, then whips. Rey reverses, but then blows past him to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Dom is on the ropes! Rey dials it up, 619!! Dom flops down, Rey goes up! But Dom bails out as fast as he can! The fans are torn but Rey has his son running. Will Papi Mysterio have to discipline his son once and for all?

 

Lyra talks with Bayley.

Lyra wants Bayley to tell her what’s going on. Bayley froze Lyra out all day, what’s the matter? They need to talk about how they didn’t win the tag titles. Bayley says it isn’t even about that, it’s about after. She had to see Asuka & Kairi go after everyone else and that’s been messing with her. Lyra says if that’s what’s been messing with her, is it the min games? The attack that was for everyone except Bayley? Because Lyra would like to talk about that, too. Bayley has Lyra calm down, they have the match to get to. They gotta focus. Okay, so long as Lyra knows she can count on Bayley. Bayley says yes, Lyra can count on her, so let’s go.

Lyra wants to know Bayley is good, and Bayley assures her, she is. They do the secret high-five and head out. But will Bayley be able to hold it together against Asuka & Kairi? Or will the past come back to haunt her?

 

Becky Lynch interrupts commentary!

And she storms up onto the desk and tells Wade & Joe to shut up, and says The Man has come around to Rio Rancho! The fans are torn, but Becky says she’s got a lot to get off her chest! She has been going through a lot the last few weeks, okay? She got a hot husband who is injured! The Vision have lost their minds and ruined everything! She has been saddled with a crooked referee who is hellbent on holding her down! And after all of that, Adam Pearce sends HER home to cool down!? She’s cool! She is the definition of cool! The fans boo but Becky says shut up! They don’t know what cool is! The only cool thing to come out of New Mexico is a show about how much meth they do!

Becky says you k now who is NOT cool? Maxxine Dupri is not cool! But she’s lucky! She’s lucky because she got to step into the ring with Becky and lived to tell about, and now she won’t shut up! All because you idiots make her feel like she belongs when she does not! Becky will tell you something, Maxxine. “You don’t survive in this business by being lucky, you survive by being good. But lucky for me, I’m not just good, I am the greatest female wrestler of all time! And it’s not just me saying it, other people say it! Sports Illustrated says it! The Bleacher Report says it!

“Because I am a lifelong student of the game. And this, Maxxine, isn’t a test you can cram for. But I know, try, try as you will, take all the time that you want, train with the best that you can, it won’t make a different. Because the next time you step int he ring with me, one wrong move, and it won’t just be the biggest opportunity of your career, it’ll be your last! Welcome to the Big Time!” Becky throws down her mic while throwing down the gauntlet, when and where will the Women’s Intercontinental Champion have it out with the Alpha Babe?

But as Becky storms up the ramp, The Kabuki Warriors make their entrance. The Man also has her history with The Empress, could this be a foreshadowing of things to come? For now, will the dangerous Asuka and the complicit Kairi finally do away with #BayLyra? Or will Role Model & Morrigan stand in the way of those tag team titles?

Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS The Kabuki Warriors!

Raw returns as Bayley & Lyra make their entrance. The teams sort out and Lyra starts against Asuka. The fans rally as the two circle, and they tie up. Asuka wrenches and wristlocks, but Lyra rolls and steps over to arm-drag. Asuka gets up and shakes out the arm. Lyra and Asuka reset, tie up, but Asuka waistlocks. Asuka spins and wrenches Lyra to a hammerlock, but Lyra switches to wrench, slips through, and wrangles Asuka. Asuka gets up, THROWS Lyra down b y her hair, and then KICKS her in the back! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! Cocky cover, ONE! Asuka SLAPS Lyra again and again, but Lyra SLAPS back!

Asuka runs up,  Lyra avoids the Penalty Kick to SOBAT! And KICK! Lyra whips, Asuka reverses, but Lyra handsprings to LEG SWEEP and basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Lyra brings Asuka up, Asuka pushes free, and Asuka wants nothing to do with Bayley. Lyra tags Bayley, Asuka tags Kairi, and the fans rally behind Bayley. Bayley and Kairi circle, Kairi wants a handshake, but Bayley rolls her up instead! TWO, and Kairi hurries away. Kairi and Asuka talk, then Kairi runs up. Kairi kicks low, whips, but Bayley reverses. Kairi bails out, then UP KICKS from the apron! Kairi runs up, Bayley whips her away, but Kairi goes up and RANAS!

The fans fire up while Bayley flounders, but Bayley avoids the sliding forearm! Ghost pin, TWO! Kairi CHOPS! Bayley goes to the corner, Kairi storms up, and she CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Kairi runs corner to corner, but Bayley puts her on the apron. Kairi RAMS Bayley, goes up top, and FLYING KABUKI ELBOWS! Cover, TWO! Kairi drags Bayley up and wants the tag, Asuka says keep on her, but Bayley back suplexes! Tag to Lyra, she and Bayley double whip, then drop toehold and ELBOW DROP! Lyra covers, TWO! Now Asuka wants in but Lyra has Kairi for a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Lyra drags Kairi up, reels her in, and suplexes, only for Kairi to fight it! Kairi runs, Asuka tags in, and Kairi ROCKS Lyra! The Kabuki Warriors mug Lyra to double whip, but she DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! The fans cheer while The Kabuki Warriors bail out. Lyra sets up and the fans join in, “WHEW~! WHEW~! WHEW~!” Lyra runs, but The Kabuki Warriors avoid the dropkick! Asuka then ROUNDHOUSES and GERMAN SUPLEXES Lyra to the floor! The fans are torn as The Kabuki Warriors stand tall, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and the fans rally as Lyra reaches out, only for Asuka to GERMAN SUPLEX! Tag to Kairi and then Asuka hits Lyra with a CODE BREAKER, into Kairi’s BLOCKBUSTER! Kairi taunts Bayley, then she and Asuka SLIDING KICK SLIDING FOREARM SANDWICH! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Lyra fires a forearm! Kairi fires back! Lyra ducks the backhand to gut wrench and POWERBOMB! The fans fire up while both women are down! Lyra and Kairi crawl, reach out, hot tags to Asuka and Bayley! The fans fire up as Bayley rallies on Asuka with LARIAT after LARIAT, then THESZ PRESS for fast hands!

Bayley drags Asuka up, tosses her out, and HOTSHOTS in the ropes! Then Bayley runs to KNEE Asuka down! Bayley goes up the corner, FLYING ELBOW to Asuka’s back! Cover, TWO! Asuka survives but Bayley whips her to ropes. Asuka tags Kairi, BOOTS Bayley, but Bayley pursues Asuka! Asuka lures Bayley around the way, and Kairi FLYING FOREARMS Bayley down! Kairi puts Bayley in, goes up a corner, FLYING0 NO, Bayley avoids that elbow, but Kairi comes back to sunset flip! Bayley stays up, YANK and BAYLEY2BELLY! Cover, TWO!! Kairi survives and Bayley grows frustrated, but the fans fire up again.

Bayley hooks Kairi up, but Kairi fights free! Kairi fires forearms, whips Bayley to the corner, but Bayley CLOBBERS Asuka! Then Bayley goes up to FLYING ARM-DRAG Kairi! Kairi stagger sup, Bayley SUNSET BUCKLE BOMBS! Tag to Lyra and Bayley drags Kairi into position! PERIPETEIA! Cover, TWO!! Kairi survives that turn of fortune and Lyra is seething! Lyra drags Kairi up, then RAMS her into a corner. Lyra puts her up top, “This is Awesome!” as Lyra goes up, Asuka distracts, Kairi trips Lyra! Kairi CLUBS away on Lyra, then HEADBUTTS her! The fans boo, Bayley gets after Asuka, but Kairi WOE STOMPS Lyra down!! Cover, BAYLEY BREAKS IT!

The fans fire up as Bayley saves Lyra, then she backs off as the ref counts. Kairi goes to a corner, Lyra storms up, but Kairi BOOTS her away. Kairi goes up, leaps, but Lyra catches her! The afns fire up as Bayley then tags in, and Lyuar jhits a BACKBREAKER! Bayley adds a MACHO ELBOW!! Cover, ASUKA DRAGS BAYLEY OUT! The fans boo but Asuka taunts Bayley. Bayley swings, Asuka dodges, but Lyra WRECKS Asuka with a dropkick! Bayley hurries back in, but Kairi snatches her to a cradle! TWO!! Bayley escapes, then CLUBS Kairi. Tag to Lyra, but Asuka YANKS her down! Kairi URAKENS Bayley!

Kairi shoves Bayley out, fetches Lyra, and she puts Lyra in. The fans rally as Kairi TOSSES Lyra to the corner, tag to Asuka. Asuka then drags Lyra up and Kairi climbs. But Bayley YANKS Kairi down! Lyra fireman’s carries Asuka, Asuka slips free! Asuks SHOVES Lyar into Bayley! Then roll up, TWO!! Lyra escapes, dodges, and goes up, to leap, into an ASUKA LOCK!! Lyra flails, but TAPS! Kabuki Warriors win!

Winners: The Kabuki Warriors, by submission

Asuka used Lyra and Bayley against each other quite literally, and now she takes the victory! Will this lead The Empress & Pirate Princess back to the crown? WAIT! Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss are here! They rush into the ring but that sends Asuka & Kairi running! Asuka dances her way out of the arena, having everything right where she wants it. But will she get what she wants in those tag titles? Or will #Charlexa make sure the Kabuki Warriors only get what they deserve?

 

Judgment Day regroups backstage.

Raquel & Roxie are still feeling great off their win, they’re 2-0 against Nikki Bella! And guess who faces Stephanie Vaquer for the WWE Women’s World Championship now? JD McDonagh knows! BIG MAMI COOL~! That’s right! Raquel gets her shot! Everyone is happy for that. Finally, that title will come home to the clubhouse. But first, Finn & JD are about to- Dom storms in, shouting, “I can’t believe he’s back and doing this again to me!” Dom rants about Rey, and then asks where the guys were. Finn snaps back and says maybe if he and JD were invited to the little celebration, they could’ve been of help.

But no, no, no, Dirty Dom has to have all the spotlight to himself. That’s all on Dom. So now, mate, you’ll have to excuse them, because Finn & JD have to go win back the tag titles. Finn & JD fist bump, and Finn tells Dom to keep the shillelagh safe. The Prince & Ace head out, and Dom asks the ladies what’s up with the fellas. They still mad about that? Yes, because Dom IS the reason they put the titles up int he first place! Roxie wants everyone to just relax, and she has Dom sit for a minute. Roxie sits with him as she says Dom should back Finn & JD up out there. What? Why? Because at some point, someone’s gotta be the bigger person, and it should be Dom.

Roxie knows Finn & JD will be mad, but it’ll mean a lot if he’s with them. He’s the King of the Luchadores, right? Right. She makes a good point. Dom heads back out, and the ladies already talk where to put the Women’s World title on display. Will Dom’s moral support be enough for Judgment Day to be dripping with gold again? Or will he screw things up for Finn & JD again?

WWE World Tag Team Championships: AJ Styles & Dragon Lee VS Finn Balor & JD McDonagh!

Raw returns and The Judgment Day has made their entrance. But they don’t wait for teams to sort out, they attack Styles & Dragon at the bell! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Finn & JD whip Dragon to a corner. Finn LARIATS< then feeds to JD’s BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO! Dragon survives that fast start, but then JD BLASTS Styles back off the apron! JD snapmsres Dragon, tags Finn, slingshot STOMP! Tag back to JD, slingshot ARABIAN PRESS! Cover, TWO! JD drags Dragon up, puts him up top, and he tags Finn in. Finn climbs up and RIPS at the mask! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Dragon fires elbows!

Finn falls back, Dragon ROCKS JD! Dragon adjusts, leaps, and CROSSBODIES! But no Styles to tag! Finn runs up, Dragon dodges, and then Dragon makes sure to FLYING RANA JD! The fans fire up as Dragon then RAMS Finn, slingshots up and over, sunset flips, but Finn rolls through! Basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Finn drags Dragon up, bumps him off buckles, and then CHOPS! Finn snapmares Dragon, ROCKS him in the back of the head, then clamps on a chinlock. Finn grinds Dragon down but the fans rally up. Dragon fights to his feet, fires body shots, but Finn KNEES low! Finn whips, but Dragon sips through the lariat! POWERBOMB!

The fans fire up while both men are down, and they crawl for their corners! Finn anchors a foot, Dragon kicks free, and hot tag to Styles! The fans fire up as Styles fires the Phenomenal Blitz on Finn! LARIAT! Finn sputters, Styles SLIDING FOREARMS! JD runs up, Styles dodges, BACKDROP! Then a LARIAT on Finn in the corner! fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! The fans fire up, Styles aims, and he PLANCHAS out onto JD & Finn! The fans fire up again as Styles rises up, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and hey, Dom’s actually ringside for the boys now. Styles and JD are both down, and the fans rally up as both men crawl. HOt tags to Finn and Dragon! Dragon dodges Finn, DROPKKICKS  JD, then dodges Finn to SNAP GERMAN! Finn sputters, Dragon SUPERKICKS! Dragon has Finn in a corner, runs up, JUMP KICK! Leg sweep! COMBINACION DRAGON! The fans fire up again and Dragon powers up the arm. The elbow pad comes off, free souvenir, but Finn SLINGBLADES first! Finn then aims as Dragon stands, SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Dragon is down, Finn goes up, and the fans are torn!

COUP DE= NO, dragon moves! Finn stumbles, Dragon Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Mule kick! Dragon runs to tilt-o-whirls, but Finn stops Operacion Dragon with the EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Both men are down again and the fans rally up! Hot tags to Styles and JD! Styles dodges JD to CHOP and ROCK and repeat! Styles whips, JD reverses, but Styles WRECKS Dom for good measure! Styles fireman’s carries, JD slips free and waistlocks but Styles switches. They go to the ropes, O’Conner Roll, but Dom distracts! The fans boo as Styles would’ve had this! JD pops it into a clutch, and Finn goes up! COUP DE GRACE but Styles slips free!!

JD takes the hit, and then Styles THROWS Finn into Dom! Styles has the fans with him as he reels JD in! But JD DUMPS Styles to the apron! Styles ROCKS JD, takes aim, PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Finn DOUBLE STOMPS it apart! The fans fire up as this keeps going! Finn calls to Dom, they talk strategy, “This is Awesome!” as Dom takes his title and aims at Styles! The ref spots that and has Dom back off! SHEAMUS CLOBBERS DOM! The fans fire up for The Fella, but this distracts the ref! Dom and Sheamus scrap, but Finn CLOBBERS Styles with the shillelagh!! Cover, DRAGON BREAKS IT!!

The fans are thunderous as The Boy Wonder saves Styles! Sheamus chases Dom, grabs him, and beats him down! Then RAMS him into the barrier, for a KNEECAPPER! Dragon dodges Finn to RANA Finn, then he builds speed to FLY! Down goes Finn and the fans are loving it! JD and Styles stand, Styles runs up, but JD BOOTS him away! JD goes up, Styles blocks the boot! Styles HYANKS JD into the STYLES CLASH!! Cover, DRAGON & STYLES WIN!

Winners: AJ Styles & Dragon Lee, by pinfall (still WWE World Tag Team Champions)

The Judgment Day tried to lie, cheat and steal this one, but Styles & Dragon did phenomenally! Will no one stop this dynamic duo now that they’re past the former champions? Will Sheamus get his own pound of flesh from Judgment Day soon enough?

 

Stephanie Vaquer and Nikki Bella regroup backstage.

The champ is on her way out as Nikki apologizes for that loss out there. She is so disappointed in herself, and now Vaquer face Raquel. Nikki says it is her fault. Vaquer says Raquel doesn’t know what’s coming to her, Vaquer is ready. She assures Nikki it is fine, no worries. But that’s the thing, it’s not fine! Nikki came back, thought she could hang, but she juts feels rusty. They’re all so strong and crushing it! What is Nikki even here? Vaquer says no, stop! She is THE Nikki Bella, she’s amazing! Don’t be so hard on yourself, you are one of the women who paved the way for this division. She’s one of the best!

The amigas hug it out, and Vaquer says it’ll be good. Nikki says Vaquer has no idea how much that all means to her. And Nikki knows Vaquer will crush it, because she is also amazing. Nikki will be there to cheer her on. They both head out for the night, but will La Primera still be La Campeona after next week?

 

Paul Heyman finds Jey Uso warming up.

The Oracle assures Main Event Jey Uso he’s here to talk. Jey was always Heyman’s favorite member of the OG Bloodline. Jey was the one keeping everyone guessing. Which is why Heyman loves how he can’t figure out why Jey would ever team with the very man who prevented him from being World Heavyweight Champion again. Jey says not that he owes Heyman an explanation, but Jey has everyone in his ear. CM Punk faced Jey Uso 1v1 man to man. No tricks, no excuses. Jey respects that. Heyman says that’s not how the Tribal Chief would- Jey stops him there and says he doesn’t care what The Tribal Chief says.

Jey doesn’t care what Jimmy has to say, what his family says or what the whole world says. All Jey cares about is what Jey says. Oh his heart, Uce. That’s it! Damn. Heyman says that saves him a very difficult conversation he was tasked to have. Heyman asked the Brons to wait with the battle royal, to wait with the match on Saturday, but now… The leashes are off, it is all-out war with the entire roster. If someone doesn’t conform with The Vision, they get smacked at the door. Not like the old days. “Are you with The Vision now? No! SMACK! Are with The Vision this week? No! SMACK! Are you with The Vision this week?! No! SMACK!”

Now, it’s all just everyone getting their asses handed to them. But that doesn’t apply to Jey! Because Heyman can see Jey Uso has a vision all of his own. And Heyman likes that. Good luck tonight. Heyman leaves Jey to finish warming up, but did he just plant a seed in Jey’s head?

 

Adam Pearce has an announcement.

The Raw General Manager says, “The names have been drawn at random, the ink is dried, and the phone calls are made. I am proud to announce the first two opening round matches taking place next week in the Last Time is Now Tournament. First up: for a brawl that quite frankly might go all over Boston, the Bulgarian Brute, Rusev goes one-on-one with former World Heavyweight Champion, Punishment Personified, Damian Priest! Next, in what’s sure to be a certified banger, the King of Strong Style himself, Shinsuke Nakamura, will battle the Celtic Warrior, Sheamus.

“My long time, close personal friend, Nick Aldis, will draw the next two opening round matches this Friday on SmackDown. Until then, I wanna wish everybody the best of luck. And that is official.”

 

CM Punk & Jey Uso VS Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman!

Main Event Jey Uso enters from the concourse, because it’s four letters, one word, UH UH, TEAM! He and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion have no hard feelings between them, and they’re taking on common enemies in The Vision’s Badass and Colossal Aussie. Will Punk & Jey turn this into YEET-O Rancho? Or will everyone be wiped out by the Spear and the Tsunami?

Raw returns and the fans continue to YEET for Jey, then Punk makes his entrance. The fans again sing Cult of Personality, and they again join in with, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” But then The Vision makes their entrance and fans either boo or bark. The teams sort out, and Jey starts against Bronson. The fans rally as the two circle, then tie up. Bronson puts Jey in a corner, the ref counts, and Bronson fires a BODY SHOT! Bronson then whips corner to corner, Jey goes up and over, and Jey UPPERCUTS! The fans fire up and Jey ROCKS Bronson again! “YEET!” Jey wrenches Bronson, tags Punk, and Punk goes up for the AX HANDLE!

Punk wrenches Bronson, but Bronson short arm LARIATS! Bronson drags Punk over, tags Bron, and they mug Punk. The ref reprimands, but Bron THROWS Punk away! Punk goes to ropes, Bron runs up, but Punk ELBOWS him away! Punk tags Jey, then they DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Jey & Punk DOUBLE LARIAT Bron! Bronson runs up, Jey ROCKS Bronson! Punk ROCKS Bronson! Repeat! But Bronson HEADBUTTS Punk! And he THROWS Jey away! Jey dodges in the corner, Punk SHINING IWZARDS! Feed to the SUPERKICK! Bronson tumbles out, Punk & Jey look to each other, and Jey builds speed! Punk holds the ropes down so Jey can FLY!

The fans fire up as Jey wipes out Bron & Bronson! Punk flexes, Jey gives the thumbs up, and the fans fire up more while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns once more and Bron THROWS Punk overhead again! The fans boo and bark but Bron tags Bronson. They combine for the PIGGYBACK DOUBLE SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Punk survives but Bronson whips him and ELBOWS him down! Bronson eggs Punk on, then drags him up. Bronson tags Bron back in, The Vision mugs Punk again, and Bron paces. The fans rally for Jey and Punk but Bron RAMS Punk in the corner again and again! Bron then taunts Jey, runs back up on Punk, JUMP KNEE! Punk sputters, Bron taunts Jey again, then runs up for another JUMP KNEE! Jey coaches Punk but Bron just goes corner to corne ragain!

Punk avoids the third knee and Bron tumbles out of the ring! The fans fire up as Punk crawls, Heyman is worried and Bronson calls to Bron. Bron tags Bronson in, and Bronson ELBOW DROPS on Punk’s back! Then he BLASTS Jey for good measure! Bronson puts up his one but the fans boo. Bronson drags Punk over, tags Bron, and they double whip Punk to ropes. SHATTER MACHINE!? Cover, JEY BREAKS IT! The fans fire up for the rescue, but Bron just seethes. Bron brings down the straps, but Punk fires hands! Bron KNEES low! Then he gorilla presses, and- NO, Punk slips free, then swings Bron, NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while both men are down!

Bron and Punk crawl, hot tags to Bronson and Jey! The fans fire up as Jey fires haymakers! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey then pops, locks ‘n’ puts some stank on the HAYMAKER! Mule Kick! Jey throws the shirt away while he pops ‘n’ locks into the UPPERCUT! Bronson staggers around, blocks a kick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Jey BACK ELBOWS, PELES, and he sits Bronson down! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” HIP ATTACK! Bronson sputters and Jey puts him in the drop zone. Jey climbs up, but Bronson gets up fast! Fireman’s carry for a JAGGED- NO, Jey slips free! Jey ducks ‘n’ dodges, to SPEAR! Cover, BRON BREAKS IT!

The fans are torn as Bron gets up, but Punk FLYING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Punk hurries to the ropes! PLANCHA and down goes Bron! Jey and Bronson get back up, “This is Awesome!” as Jey dodges Bornson! Bronson tumbles out, JEy builds speed, and Jey DIVES! Down goes Bronson at the ramp! Punk keeps on Bron as the ring count climbs, but then Bronson TACKLES Punk! They scrap, we hit 5 of 10, Jey helps beat up Bronson! Bron is after Jey, we hit 9 of 10! THEN TEN!! DOUBLE COUNT-OUT!

Double Count-Out Draw

The fans boo but these four don’t care about the time! Bronson HEADBUTTS Punk, Bron fires hands on Jey! Bron whips Jey but Jey reverses, and Bron hits steel steps! Punk CLUBS away on Bronson, then reels him in, but Bronson is too big to suplex! Jey CLUBS Bronson, he and Punk follow Bronson to commentary, and Punk clears the desk while Jey shoves the steps and the Hydration Station aside! They put Bronson on the desk, and Punk keeps him down while Jey goes for the corner! But Bron runs in and SPEARS!! Punk BOOTS Bron, but Bronson CLOBBERS Punk against the barriers!

The fans boo but Bron & Bronson now have control. The fans want “O T C! O T C!” but Punk is TOSSED into the timekeeper’s area! Bron & Bronson have Jey all alone in the ring, and Bronson sets Jey up. Bron builds speed, to SPEAR!! Bronson then goes up, Jey down in the drop zone! TSUNAMI!! Punk is back with a chair! Just like to start the night, Punk chases Bron & Bronson out of the ring! But this time, Bron & Bronson get their own chairs! The fans boo as it is 2v1, but WAIT! Logan Paul is back!? Sore as he was from that Tsunami, Logan has brass knuckles to power up his fist! And then he SUCKER PUNCHES PUNK!!!

The fans boo as Logan chooses Logan! Heyman has The Vision stand down, because Logan just did the job for them. Heyman tells Logan to think about this, and then Logan holds up his hand, to take the knuckle duster off and hand it to Heyman. The fans tell Logan off, but Heyman smiles. Did The Vision just add a brand new wild card to the deck?


My Thoughts:

A great Raw to follow up Saturday Night’s Main Event with great set up for things to come. I thought the John Cena “Last Time is Now” tournament was going to keep each match brand exclusive, Raw VS Raw and SmackDown VS SmackDown, but I do like them opening it to a shuffle for some fresher matchups. Surprised Pearce didn’t mention Ava tonight, pretty sure Cena wants it open to NXT, too. But even then, I feel like NXT’s matches will keep it to NXT stars, so I guess we’ll learn about that tomorrow night. Great promo with Dom and Rey Mysterio tonight, I loved Dom accepting Eddie as his dad all along, and I’m pretty sure this sets up a match for Survivor Series in San Diego.

More great stuff with Judgment Day tonight, such as another promo where Finn & JD are upset with Dom and Dom doesn’t get why, allowing Roxie to step in as peacekeeper. Dom trying to help of course doesn’t do anything, Styles & Dragon are still champions after a great match, but I also like Sheamus going after Dom on behalf of Styles & Dragon. While Sheamus is in the Last Time is Now Tournament, there’s still a chance Sheamus can be set up for one more Intercontinental Championship match since he’s got beef with Judgment Day now. Maybe Rey makes sure Dom loses the IC title, and then Dom VS Rey can be for the AAA Mega title.

Raquel & Roxie VS Vaquer & Nikki was really good, great win for Roxie & Raquel, and now Vaquer VS Raquel for the title is going to be great. I wonder if Nikki plays a factor in Vaquer keeping the belt, and then Nikki wants her match for it. Really also depends on the Women’s WarGames plans, it is hard to tell who could be in it. Great promo from Becky to rant about The Vision but also to call out Maxxine. I really hope they make a big deal about Maxxine’s training, we need a couple vignettes of her and “Bloodsport Nattie” so that like, “Bloodsport Maxxine” is who returns and faces Becky for one last go at the title.

Very good promo from The Kabuki Warriors, and also a good promo from Bayley & Lyra, then a great match from them. Kabuki Warriors using Bayley & Lyra against each other quite literally was a good way to win, but there was some production issue awkwardness of Charlotte & Alexa showing up. It was still a natural move for them to be here, and now we’re getting the tag title match. Who knows if Bayley & Lyra get involved, but there’s either a Triple Threat Tag or more Women’s WarGames build waiting in all this. It’d be wild if Bayley’s bad side assumes direct control and she joins Kabuki Warriors and two Judgment Day to face Lyra, Charlotte, Alexa, Vaquer and… Iyo Sky? Iyo’s not hurt last time I heard, so she could join in and battle all her former DMG CTRL friends.

Very good match from Penta VS El Grande, but basically also the rest of Los Americanos. Penta coming out on top is great for him, keeps him strong in the title chase, but he might have to wait a good minute before he can challenge for Intercontinental or World title. Feels like we’re just getting closer and closer to where the Lucha Brothers need to reunite in WWE so they can go for a lot of gold. And then great stuff with The Vision and the World title story to follow SNME. Very good promo from Punk to open, and I think we were all with him on Logan showing up. Logan definitely doesn’t deserve a world title match, but he’s gonna be part of the story for this next phase.

The Vision of course want after Punk, Logan is in the middle, but then Jey steps up to fight Vision, too. Heyman’s promo with Jey was very good, it definitely adds to what we’ve seen from Jey lately where he’s Tweener or even going Heel. Great match in the main event, up until the double count-out. They could’ve done that in a wilder way than just “losing track of the count.” But it was a good way to get that final standoff, and I could just tell Logan was going to betray Punk. Fans like hating on Logan too much to accept him as a Face, and Logan being either full-time Vision or even just a friend to The Vision is a great way to make up for no Rollins. Fans will boo Vision and Logan so hard, and this also could build a Men’s WarGames.

My Score: 8.8/10

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The Last Time is Now on SmackDown!

LA Knight is in the Last Time is Now Tournament, determined to meet John Cena at Saturday Night’s Main Event, but who is his opponent?! Time to find out, YEAH!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: Jey Uso VS The Miz; Jey wins and advances.
  • WWE Untied States Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Axiom; Ilja wins and retains the title.
  • The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: LA Knight VS Zack Ryder; Knight wins and advances.
  • Jade Cargill VS B-Fab; Jade wins.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman; Cody wins, by disqualifications, and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Rhea Ripley AND Iyo Sky are here!

Albany, New York fires up as Mami & The Genius are both here on SmackDown following the chaos on Raw. Because at Survivor Series, Rhea said it herself: WARGAMES! Rhea & Iyo each get a mic and the fans cheer them both on. Rhea says, “Since I’ve been out with a broken nose, the Kabuki Warriors, they’ve been causing a little bit of chaos. And now that they’ve managed to get their hands on the Tag Team Championships, they think they’re pretty much untouchable.” The fans boo, but then Rhea says throw Nia Jax & Lash Legend into the mix, which the fans boo also… “And now they think they are untouchable again because they have the ‘numbers advantage.'”

But the funny thing about numbers is you just end up with more enemies. Iyo says, “A lot of enemies. But they always catch up to you. And now, there is nowhere to hide! WARGAAAMES~!” The fans cheer as Iyo & Rhea go wild for that. Rhea says, “And y’know what? We’re not going in alone. So I would like to introduce two of our teammates: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss!” The fans cheer as the former tag team champions make their way out to the ring, Charlotte in a modern art suit with her pyro, and then followed by Alexa in her goth preppy fusion. #Charlexa stands with Rhea & Iyo in the ring, mics also in hand.

The four hug it out and the fans “WOO~!” Alexa says if the Kabukis wanna play dirty, fine. If Nia & Lash wanna jump in, too, great! And they can get all four at once, it is so on! Those four started this fight, these four will end it! The very second Rhea said, “WarGames,” Alexa knew they were in. Right, Charlotte? The fans “WOO~!” and Charlotte says, “Lexi, I can’t do this. I can’t pretend anymore.” What? “Look, Rhea. I don’t like you.” The fans boo and Iyo is shocked. Charlotte says she doesn’t trust Rhea, and she thinks Rhea is a snake. But Rhea doesn’t like or trust Charlotte and probably thinks she’s the snake, and Charlotte doesn’t blame her.

There is too much history here, too much bad blood. Just because they have the same enemies doesn’t change that. Charlotte cannot look past it. Alexa is Charlotte’s friend, she trusts Alexa. So if Alexa wants to do this, that’s fine. But count Charlotte out. What!? The fans boo as The Queen steps away, but Alexa calls after her. Charlotte goes up the ramp, Alexa apologizes to the others and tries to figure out why Charlotte did this. Can Alexa get Charlotte to change her mind before it’s time to go to war?

 

Jey Uso is in the concourse!

And he asks them to please, please, play his music! UH UH, YEET!! The fans fire up and bounces along as Main Event Jey Uso makes his entrance, ready for The Last Time Is Now! But will it be Albany, New YEET? Or will the Hollywood A-Lister put all that fire from last week to good use?

The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: Jey Uso VS The Miz!

SmackDown returns and the fans continue to YEET, and then they want the encore! But instead, The Miz makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Miz KNEES low! Miz CLUBS Jey, then talks some trash. The fans rally for Jey but Miz brings Jey around. Jey blocks the buckle bump to fire off haymakers, “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey whips, Miz reverses, and Miz hits a kitchen sink KNEE! The fans boo but Miz soaks up the heat. Jey goes to ropes, Miz storms up on him, and Miz fires haymakers of his own! Miz soaks up more heat as he backs p, then he runs in, but Jey turns lariat into backslide! TWO!

The fans fire up as Jey stands, but Miz blocks a kick! Miz spins Jey, the DRAGON WHIP hits! Miz ends up on the apron, but he slides under Jey to sunset flip! TWO, and Miz catches Jey now! Jey fights the Finale with ama r-drag, but Miz avoids the superkick! So Jey LARIATS Miz up and out! The fans fire up and “YEET!” Jey builds speed and DIVDSE! Miz is send into the desk! Albany fires up while Jey snarls and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Miz stalks Jey. The tide has turned and Miz storms up, but Jey ELBOWS him away! Jey goes up, but Miz kicks the legs out! DRAPING CODE BREAKER! Then a DDT! Jey gets spiked! Miz covers, TWO! Jey survives and Miz is stunned! Miz snarls as Jey sits up, and then Miz KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, and Miz winds up, only for Jey to duck the buzzsaw! POP-UP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Miz survives and crawls to a corner while Jey shakes his head. The fans rally as Jey goes to the other corner. “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs up, but Miz dodges!

Miz runs up and SHOULDER TAKCKLES! And SHOULDER TACKLES! Miz parodies John Cena with the SPIN-OUT BOMB! The fans fire up as Miz says when his hand goes up, your mouths go shut. “You Can’t See Me!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! The fans are torn as Miz now fireman’s carries Jey! But Jey fights free, shoves Miz, SUPERKICK! Then a fireman’s carry in return! Miz slips free, SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! Cover, TWO!?! Jey survives and everyone is shocked, especially Miz! Jey flounders, stands, and goes to a corner. Albany is thunderous for Jey but Miz storms right up on him.

Miz puts Jey up top, then climbs up after him! Miz full nelsons again! But Jey fires elbows! Then he fireman’s carries Miz! The fans are thunderous as Jey hits a TOP ROPE RACK DROP! Then he gest moving, SPEAR!! Jey doesn’t stop there, he goes up the corner again! USO SPLASH!! Cover, JEY WINS!

Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Albany YEETS again as Jey stays alive in the tournament! But who else will join him, Sheamus, and Rusev on the road to Washington, DC?

 

Ilja Dragunov talks with Nick Aldis.

The Mad Russian Dragon is glad he gets to have another Open Challenge, but then in walks Tommaso Ciampa. The Sicilian Psycho hopes Aldis is explaining to “our so-called fighting champion” how to respect the rules of an Open Challenge. Aldis says the champion has every right to dictate the rules how he sees fit, but Johnny Gargano asks if Ilja has the right to call his best friend a jackass. Candice LeRae asks if Ciampa looks like a jackass! Enough with calling him a jackass! The only jackass here is Ilja denying the one man answering the challenges! Make it make sense! Well, they were just discussing this, so listen very carefully!

When Ilja took on the legacy of the United States Open Challenge, Ilja promised to do things the right way. And the right way mean sto not give opportunities to… jackasses! But to fight warriors who are willing to fight with respect and honor. And there is nothing honorable about Ciampa. So tonight, Ilja will give this opportunity to a man who fights with honor, and someone Ilja respects. Oh no, seriously?! AXIOM steps in! Ciampa accuses Ilja of cowardice, but Axiom thanks Ilja for this opportunity. Aldis wishes them both the best of luck, then moves on, only for Paul Heyman and Bronson Reed to be waiting outside his office.

Heyman smiles, a big contract folder in hand, and he asks Aldis, “How’re you doing? We need to talk to you for a minute.” Aldis says please, step inside. These three go into the office to talk, but what exactly about?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Aldis calls in extra security for his office. He tells Heyman that before The Vision is escorted from the building, what can he do for them? Heyman says that’s awfully dramatic, Aldis. But this is the WarGames agreement, which allows Heyman to “take any talent that is under WWE contract across all brands. Tha tincludes SmackDown, your brand. My heads-up to you, you’re welcome.” Any talent across all brands? Yes, thank you for coming all the way to Albany to confirm what was already in the paperwork. This could’ve been an email, Heyman. So unless there’s anything else to discuss, he would like to ask them kindly to leave. Because The Vision will NOT be disrupting Aldis’ show.

And security steps in on cue. Heyman says oh goodness, look who it is! Cody Rhodes steps in, and Heyman says, “It’s the golden goose who’s being afforded all this protection.” Cody asks, “Mr. Heyman, what do you wanna talk about?” Heyman wants to talk about Cody getting involved with Vision business on Raw. Cody doesn’t know about this golden goose stuff, but he saw on Raw that they were putting his friends in the fire, which means he was next through the flames, but Heyman already knew that. But this is Friday Night SmackDown, and the business of today… is right here. “And if you’re not here to fight, then you should leave.”

Bronson says he’ll fight. Cody asks Aldis to make the match: Bronson Reed VS Cody Rhodes… TONIGHT! Aldis says that works, but Heyman asks why they’d give this away and not make it a title match? Cody says fine, book it. Aldis gets worried now, but Cody says, “BOOK IT!” Then it is official. Cody VS Bronson for the Undisputed Championship. Heyman smiles and thanks both Mr. Aldis and “Champ” Cody. Did Cody just get goaded into losing the gold? Or will the American Nightmare find a way to slay the Colossal Aussie?

 

WWE Untied States Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Axiom!

Speaking of titles, The Czar didn’t appreciate the Sicilian Psycho getting salty all over again, so he again passed on Ciampa to face Axiom. But will Ilja be able to deny the Undeniable Truth? Or will Axiom finally have singles gold on SmackDown?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, Axiom rolls to wrench and wrangle Ilja. Axiom has the armlock but Ilja fights up. Ilja wrenches in return, then cording holds for a HIP TOSS! Cover, ONE, but Ilja holds onto the arm. Axiom kips up, slips around, and spins Ilja to snapmare and headlock. Ilja slips out to armlock in return and the fans cheer the technical exchange. Ilja knuckle locks to straight arm lever and SLAM Axiom! Axiom fights up but Ilja wrenches him again. Ilja whips Axiom to a corner, but Axiom dodges the lariat! Axiom waits on Ilja and he says it was that close. Ilja and Axiom reset, knuckle lock, and Axioim headlocks.

Axiom hits the takeover but Ilja keeps his shoulders up. Ilja CLUBS at Axiom from below, then fights up. Ilja powers up and out, Axiom RAMS him, but Ilja RUNS Axiom over! Cover, ONE, and Ijoa gets moving! Axiom trips Ilja up, but Ilja blocks the hip toss! Ilja slips through but Axiom fights the backslide! The fans rally as the two fight for control, and then they spin around. Ilja ROCKS Axiom with a forearm! Axiom ROCKS Ilja! Ilja BOOTS Axiom down! The fans rally, but Axiom catches the hammer into the ARMBAR! Ilja fights to stack, and he deadlifts Axiom! Axiom lets go, but Ilja ducks the enzigiri to SLAP Axiom down!

The fans rally and Axiom dodges to then DROPKICK back! Ilja staggers, Axiom GAMANGIRIS him up and out! The fans fire up while Ilja sputters, and Axiom takes aim. Axiom runs, GOLDEN- NO! Ilja stops the triangle moonsault as he CLUBS Axiom on the back! Axiom is stuck up top, Ilja CHOPS him! Axiom kicks at Ilja, Ilja CHOPS, and repeat! The fans rally as these two brawl on the apron. Ilja HEADBUTTS Axiom right back into the ring! Then Ilja climbs, aims, and SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives, Ilja is a bit surprised, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Ilja snarls as he rises up, and he paces around Axiom. Axiom slowly sits up, Ilja fires up, but he turns around into a CHOP from Axiom! So Ilja CHOPS Axiom right off his feet! Cover, TWO! Ilja keeps close and brings Axiom up to CHOP again! And again! And then HEADBUTT! And CHOP! HEADBUTT! CHOP! Ilja then reels Axiomi in for a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Ilja still keeps axiom down with a facelock. Axiom endures, fights around, and he wrenches out to headlock back. Axiom waistlocks, Ilja bucks the O’Conner, but axiom kips up, into a CHOP! Cover, TWO! Axiom survives again but Ilja stays focused.

Ilja puts Axiom in a corenr, CHOPS him, and Axiom flops against the ropes. Ilja drags Axiom back up, whips corner to corner, and Axiom hits hard! Ilja runs up to KNEE low, then he runs side to side to BOOT WASH Axiom right outta the ring! Ilja roars and the fans cheer. Ilja goes out to BOOT Axiom, then follows him around the way. They go back into the ring, Ilja brings Axiom around, and Ilja waistlocks, only for Axiom to fight the lift. Axiom switches, Ilja fights the lift, and Ilja wrenches out to HEADBUTT! And HEADBUTT! And then Gotch lift POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Axiom is toughing it out bu tIlja is not deterred.

Ilja clamps on with a rear bearhug and he squeezes tight, Axiom endures so Ilja ELBOWS him down! And ELBOWS again and again and again! Ilja just HAMMERS away on Axiom, then clamps back on with another bearhug. Axiom still endures, fights back to his feet, but Ilja GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on, drags Axiom back up, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Fans chant for “One More Time!” and Ilja GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja still holds on, Albany wants another, so Ilja drags Axiom up. Axiom switches, but Ilja again bucks the O’Conner! Axiom kips up, but he ducks the chop to NORTHERN LIGHTS!

The fans cheer while both men are down! The fans rally as Ilja stands, and he swings, but Axiom CROSS COUNTERS! Ilja falls back, Axiom goes to a corner, but Ilja storms up. Axiom BOOTS Ilja down, hops up the corner, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Ilja survives and Axiom grows frustrated but the fans rally up. Axiom rises, Ilja roars to give him more, so Axiom KICKS! And KICKS! Ilja wants more so Axiom KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Ilja blocks to SLAP, ROCK, boxing elbows, and BOOT! Axiom falls and the fans fire up again! Ilja powers up, runs, CONSTANTINE- NO, Axiom catches him to an ARMBAR!

Ilja fights, ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD, but he works to stack Axiom! Axiom fights that off, but Ilja deadlifts Axiom again! POWERBOMB! Axiom flounders, Ilja snarls, and Ilja aims from the corner. Ilja powers up, the fans rally, H-BOMB FOR- NO, Axiom uses that to spring up and MOONSAULT DDT!!! Cover, TWO!?! No one can believe what they saw, nor that Ilja survived! “This is Awesome!” as Axiom has Ilja in a corner. Axiom ROCKS and CHOPS and hoists Ilja up. Ilja fights back with SLAPS and Axiom staggers. But then Axiom GAMANGIRIS! Axiom goes up after Ilja, but Ilja fires RIDGE HAND CHOPS!

Ilja and Axiom go to the very top, but Axiom hits the SUPER DUPER SPANISH FLY!! And then GOLDEN RATI- NO!! TORPEDO MOSCOW!! AND H-BOMB FOREARM!! Cover, Ilja wins!!

Winner: Ilja Dragunov, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)

It was all in a blink of an eye, but Ilja snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! Another instant classic is under Ilja’s belt, and he shows respect to Axiom for giving him this fight. The fans cheer that, but who will be next to challenge The Mad Russian’s reign?

 

R-Truth meets with Nick Aldis.

Truth knows last week that it was a heavy load, and Truth’s load was lost in the shuffle, but he is imploring to Aldis as employee to boss, please put Truth in the John Cena tournament. Aldis tries to tell Truth again, but Truth says don’t worry, he shined up his (lottery) balls so they’ll look real nice on TV. All he asks is Aldis handles them with care. Aldis again tries to get it through to Truth but Truth says just take his balls. FINE! Aldis takes them, and then Chelsea Green walks in. She asks if she heard John Cena’s name dropped. She did. Then speaking of legends, she has no idea why SHE didn’t get pyro when she won the Women’s US Championship.

But putting a pin in that, when is her championship celebration happening tonight? Aldis goes to say it’s not but she says that’s right, he CANCELLED it! She’d all of it prepared and ready to go! But all will be forgiven if this “injustice system” that is WWE would just give her a celebration next week, with pyro. Yes, he can make that work. Just for right now, hold onto these for him. Aldis hands Chelsea the Truth balls, and Alba says they do look nice. But will The Hot Mess really get everything she demand- er, wants?

 

SmackDown shares footage from the break.

As Axiom was on his way back up the ramp, Tommaso Ciampa attacked him! The Psycho Killer took out all his anger out on Axiom, only for Frazer to chase him off! Ciampa is only showing everyone Ilja is right about him, but will Ciampa not stop until he gets his opportunity?

 

Sami Zayn is here!

The fans cheer and sing along with the song as #BigMatchSami heads to the ring. Sami gets a mic and asks, “How we doing tonight, Albany? We good?” The fans cheer, and they chant for “Sami! Sami!” Sami takes a moment before he says, “I gotta tell ya. Since I’ve come to SmackDown, there have been some extremely high highs, and some extremely low lows. As soon as I came over to SmackDown, the first thing I said I would do is I said I would beat Solo Sikoa for the United States Championship.” The fans cheer that, and Sami says he did do that! He got to do amazing things with that title, like wrestle John Cena in his last match on SmackDown!

Sami got to go toe-to-toe with the best talent SmackDown has to offer week in and week out. The fans cheer again, and Sami says that was all great. But he won’t lie, the last four weeks have been extremely challenging. he has had to watch from the sidelines, hurt and not medically cleared, as Solo & MFT run roughshod every single week! The fans boo, and Sami says he’s had to sit and watch, unable to do anything, while MFT attacked Sami’s friends, those Sami liked and respected. And Sami gets it, Aldis told him not to get involved, don’t get hurt, and so Sami did. He sat back week after week. But he is here to tell us that that ends TONIGHT!

The fans cheer and Sami continues by calling out Solo! He knows Solo has a problem with him, and he sure has a problem with Solo, so let’s deal with it face to face! Solo & MFT make their way out here, and Solo has a mic in hand. Solo tells Sami, “You really think you knwio who you are, huh? You think you know, but you don’t. I know the real Sami, I know the real you. Yeah. He’s pathetic, a liar, desperate, and when you’re desperate, you do desperate things, which makes you so damn selfish!” The fans boo, but Solo says Sami only cares about Sami!  Sami doesn’t care about the guys in the back, or even the fans here in Albany.

The fans boo, but Solo says for himself, what he cares about is his family. Solo cares about the men standing behind him and their loyalties to him. Unlike Sami! Sami knows nothing about loyalty when it comes to family. In fact, watch who you’re talkinga bout before he gets in there and kicks Sami’s ass! Don’t forget, Sami, you’re still wounded. The fans boo as MFT now flanks the ring, and Solo says this can end very badly for Sami. Solo could drop Sami right here and now, but he won’t. He will wait until Sami is 100% and medically cleared. Then once that happens, understand this: Solo is coming after you!

The fans boo, but Sami says, “Well, the good news for you, Solo, is you’re not gonna have to wait very long. Because as of tonight, I am officially 100% medically cleared! So if you wanna do something about it, go ahead and do something about it right now!” Sami calls Solo’s bluff, so Solo takes off the jacket But then Sami says before that, Solo needs to know this: Sami didn’t come here alone. And just as he says that, Rey Fenix, Shinsuke Nakamura & Motor City Machine Guns all YANK MFT off the apron! The brawl is on and the fans fire up! Solo panics, Sami shrugs, and Solo takes a swing! Sami fires counter punches!

The fans fire up as Sami fires off on Solo in a corner! Sami stomps a mudhole, then he goes to the far corner! The fans fire up, but Talla gets Solo outta the ring! The fans boo but then JC Mateo CLOBBERS Sami! JC, Tama & Loa all mug Sami, but Sami’s friends get them! They TOSS the Guerrillas and even LARIAT Loa up and out! The fans fire up as now Fenix goes up, up, and TORNILLO CROSSBODIES MFT! Fenix regroups with Sami and friends! Will Sami and his team soon cut down Solo’s “Family Tree?”

 

Cody Rhodes prepares backstage.

Jey Uso says hey and Cody congratulates him on the win in the tournament. Jey says he just heard about Bronson’s title shot at Cody tonight. It might get a little slimy, so Jey’s got his back. Of course! Cody and Jey shake hands on that again, and then Jimmy Uso steps in. #BigJim says hey, Uce. Any time you can get your hands on The Vision sounds like a party to Jimmy, so count him in, too. They shake on that, and Jimmy says he spoke with Punk earlier. Count him in for WarGames, too! The three shake hands, The Usos head out, but will Cody be able to fire the first shot in that war? Or will a Tsunami end the reign of the American Nightmare?

 

Solo Sikoa argues with Nick Aldis backstage.

Solo demands that with Sami 100% healthy, he wants a match with him tonight! Aldis says first, there’s no more time on the card, that can’t happen. And second, Solo clearly has more enemies than just Sami. So how about this? In two weeks, SmackDown before WarGames, it’ll be MFT VS Sami, Fenix, Nakamura & MCMG in a 5v5 Survivor Series style Elimination Tag! Now if you’ll excuse him. Aldis leaves, and there’s a Wyatt Sick6 glitch on screen. And in fact, Uncle Howdy is lurking in the shadows. Will the Wyatts be watching that 10 Man Tag very, very closely?

 

The Last Time is Now Tournament Opening Round: LA Knight VS ???

The Mega Star knows what this tournament is all about, and he knows everyone wants to be John Cena’s final opponent, but what he doesn’t know is who will be his first round opponent! We’re all about to learn that in the matter of moments, but will it not matter when this is LA Knight’s game? Or will what you don’t know actually hurt you?

Everyone waits and watches the stage. “WOO! WOO! WOO! YOU KNOW IT!” It’s Matt Car- well, no, he’s ZACK RYDER again!? Long Island Iced Z returns to the WWE, but will he prove he’s #AlwayZReady? The bell rings, the fans cheer and “WOO WOO WOO!” Knight and Ryder circle, Ryder gets the “WOO WOO WOO!” going hotter, and the two tie up. Ryder rolls Knight, TWO! Ryder says it was that close, and Knight says yeah, okay. They go again, tie up, and now Knight wrenches Ryder to YANK, YANK, YANK the arm! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight wrenches, Ryder ducks, but then Knight switches.

Ryder bucks the O’Conner, but Knight avoids the Rough Ryder! Knight returns, but Ryder tosses him out! The fans cheer as Ryder smiles, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Ryder whips corner to corner. Knight hits buckles hard, then drops to his knees. The fans cheer Ryder as he pushes Knight to the corner, then whips him again. Knight reverses and BACKDROPS! The fans fire up while Ryder flounders, then he goes to the apron. Knight storms over, Ryder ROCKS Knight first, and then Ryder goes to supelx! Knight supelxes but Ryder slips free! Knight dodges to JAB, JAB, and JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Then ROLLING ELBOW! Knight clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Knight whips, Ryder hits buckles hard, and Knight hits the JUMP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Ryder survives but Knight nods. Knight brings Ryder up, kicks low, then fires hands. Knight bumps Ryder off buckles, then whips him to ropes. Knight scoops, Ryder slips free, and Ryder ROCKS Knight! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And then whips, but Knight reverses. Ryder turns backdrop into FACEBUSTER! Big forearm in the corner, and Knight sits down! The fans pump their fists with Ryder, “WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!” BROSKI BOOT! Cover, TWO! Knight survives but the fans rally up as Ryder aims from a corner. Ryder hooks Knight’s arms, turns him, but Knight RAMS Ryder into buckles! Dragon sleeper, REVERSE DDT!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Knight then rolls back to his feet and the fans cheer. Knight goes up the corner, and he spells it out, “L! A! KNGIHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW- NO, Ryder moves, runs up, ROUGH RYDER!! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and the fans are shocked! Ryder is also surprised, but he hurries to watch Knight. “This is Awesome!” and Ryder reels Knight in, Knight wrenches out and kicks, B F- NO! Ryder rolls Knight up, TWO! Knight runs up, but into KNEES! Ryder goes up, up, RADIO SILENCE into a POWERBOMB!! Then Knight hauls Ryder up, B F T!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

YEAH! Knight didn’t care who it was gonna be, he fought and won his spot in the second round! Knight, Jey, Sheamus, Rusev, who else will advance in this historic tournament?

 

Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky talk backstage.

They still can’t get their heads around why Charlotte just walked out on them. Charlotte also isn’t texting back or anything. Rhea knew they had beef, but she thought Charlotte would put it all aside like she did. Tonight just shows they gotta now find two more people for the team. Alexa says she has someone to call, Iyo says Charlotte was their best bet, though. But then Asuka, Kairi, Nia & Lash all attack! The brawl is on, Rhea HEADBUTTS Kairi down, but Lash DECKS Rhea! Then Nia sends Iyo into Lash’s KNEE! Lash then sends Iyo into a road case! And then same for Rhea! Security rushes in, Asuka says okay, okay, they’re good.

Nia says bye, losers~! The Irresistible Four just did a lot of damage. Will they even need a fifth woman to finish off what’s left of Rhea, Iyo and Alexa?

 

Jade Cargill VS B-Fab!

The Storm finally reigns on the mountaintop of WWE, and she is not playing nice with anyone. Will she strike down someone who was once a friend? Or will B-Fab truly be fab when she gets a win on the champ?

SmackDown returns, B-Fab makes her entrance, Michin staying backstage to let her handle things on her own. The bell rings and Jade dares Fab to try something. They tie up, Fab goes for a leg, but Jade spins her around. CHOKE- NO, Fab slips free and DROPKICKS! And DROPKICKS! Jade is in a corner, Fab runs up, HEEL KICK! Fab fires ELBOW after ELBOW, then fires up! The fans rally, Fab runs up, but Jade blocks the boot! Jade DECKS Fab with a forearm, then drags her right back up. Jade scoops Fab to FALL AWAY SLAM! Jade kips up, fires up, and the fans are with Jade on this one.

Jade waits on Fab, brings her around with the guzel, CHOKE SLAM! Jade tells Fab to stand down, but then she brings Fab up anyway. Jade revels in the cheers, then lifts Fab to POWERBOMB! Jade paces while she tells Fab to stay down, but Fab manages to sit up. Jade says fine, and she brings Fab up again. Fab fights, Jade lifts, POWERBOMB! Jade stands over Fab as she tells her to stay down, but the fans want to see that “One More Time!” Jade drags Fab up, has the chicken wings, and then JADED! Cover, Jade wins!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall

Jade mockingly checks her imaginary watch, and she says this is who she is! Michin is here now to make sure B-Fab is okay, but then Jade tells them both to get outta here. Mia is upset Jade would be like this just because she’s champion now. Jade tells Mia to know her place, then SHOVES her down! The fans boo but Mia wants after Jade! The ref keeps them apart, Jade steps out, and she smirks as she leaves. Jade says she is #ThatB*tch then, now, and forever, so just keep ’em coming.

 

Nick Aldis announces the final four first-round entrants.

“Last week on SmackDown, four superstars were selected at random to compete for the most prized career-altering opportunity: To face the Greatest of All Time, John Cena, in his final match at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Tonight, fate will once again decide the superstars that will compete in The Last Time Is Now Tournament. First up, it’s a former first-round draft pick, Carmelo Hayes, taking on The Vision’s own Bronson Reed. And finally, the high-flying luchador, Penta, will go one-on-one with The Prince, Finn Balor. The only thig I have left to say, gentlemen, is good luck.” No Truth, but will the vision be clear as we approach December 13th?

 

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Cathy Kelley is with H1M and brings up him going on record as to how he idolized John Cena growing up and would love this opportunity to go 1v1. What would a win in the opening round mean for him? Melo says first, he has to address this Miz situation. “Mike, you might’ve won the battle, but the war’s just begun. I will see you when I see you. And John Cena… The GOAT, the Last Time Is Now Tournament, you got a long line full of heavy hitters, killers, all wanting to be the one that’s gonna put you down, all wanting to be the one that’s gonna hang your jersey from the rafters. And respectfully, John, I’m one of ’em.

“50% of people might overlook me, 50% of people might think I can get the job done, but 100% of me knows that if I get that shot, I won’t miss.” But then in steps Bronson Reed. He tells Melo that he’s gonna end Cody Rhodes, then he will end John Cena after he ends H1M next week. Bronson heads out, Heyman nods towards Melo, and then The Oracle follows. Will Auszilla be taking it all on the road to the end?

 

Aleister Black speaks.

“Fear, Damian? That’s so silly that even you don’t believe that. No, no no no. You threw me on top of a table. You tried to throw me through things. And then you took the bottom part of the steel steps, and you tried to crush my head. The only person that fears anything is you. Fear of what we have made you become.” Zelina Vega says, “We said that we would force you to break your code. We said we would corrupt you. And I think we did exactly that.” But enough about him. They have their eyes set on greater things. That brings them to the entire locker room. Namely, those who hold world titles.

Aleister left fear behind the day he stepped foot back into the WWE, and he has become the one thing no one wanted him to become: everyone’s enemy! Does that mean the Dark Father is watching tonight’s main event very, very closely?

 

Undisputed WWE Championship: Cody Rhodes VS Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman!

The American Nightmare and The Colossal Aussie are both preparing for WarGames, and while it is Cody, Punk & The Usos at four against Bronson, Bron Breakker & Logan Paul at three, this could still tip the scales back in The Vision’s favor. Will a Tsunami wash away the reign? Or can Cody escape from New York with the gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Bronson shoves Cody to a corner, but Cody dodges! Bronson hits buckles, Cody fires hands, then kicks to RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody runs to ROCK Bronson, but then Bronson responds with a BODY CHECK! And ELBOW DROP! The fans boo but Bronson covers, ONE! Cody shows toughness and goes to the outside, but Bronson runs in around the way! BODY CHECK! The fans boo, Bronson snarls, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Bronson drags Cody up, HEADBUTTS him, then stalks him around the way again. Bronson storms in after Cody, but Cody BODY BLOWS! Cody fires a forearm, but Bronson HEADBUTTS him down! Bronson raises the one but the fans don’t acknowledge their Tribal Thief. Bronson whips and CLOBBERS Cody! Cover, TWO! Bronson drags Cody into a chinlock and leans on the hold, but Cody fights around. Cody reaches out, fights to his feet, and fires body shots. The fans rally as Cody ROCKS Bronson, but Bronson scoops to SLAM Cody! Bronson snarls again, but Cody avoids the elbow drop! Cody rises up, goes to a corner, but Bronson SPLASHES!

Cody sputters against the ropes but Bronson CHOKES him! The ref counts, Bronson steps off at 4, and Cody sputters again. Bronson storms up and ROCKS Cody! Bronson puts Cody in another corner, BODY BLOWS, then whips corner to corner hard! Cody staggers, falls over, and Bronson drags Cody back up. Bronson has a chinbar, and he stretches Cody with the chinlock. Cody endures, fights back up, and SmackDown returns to single picture. The fans rally but Bronson CLUBS Cody, then back suplexes! Cody lands out, ducks a haymaker, and springboards! BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICK!

The fans fire up and Cody rises, but so does Bronson. Cody JABS, JABS, JABS, then flip, flop, and fly! BIONIC- NO! Fireman’s carry, JAGGED EDGE! Cover, TWO! Cody survives but Bronson goes up! The fans freak out for the TSUNAMI, but it FLOPS as Cody moves! Cody hurries to springboards again, SUPER CODY CUTTER!! Cover, TWO! Cody fires up and the fans are with him! Bronson is outside, Cody runs and DIVES, but into a forearm! Cody stumbles and staggers o the outside, Bronson runs up, but Cody TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! The fans fire up again and Cody refreshes the ring count.

Cody clears off the desk! HE even topples the belt pedestal! But BRON BREAKKER FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by disqualification (still Undisputed WWE Champion)

Logan Paul is here, too! They mug Cody, SMACK him off the desk, then put him back in the ring! Was this the real plan all along? The fans boo as Bron rains down fists, then Logan gets his turn! Bron rips his shirt away and wants Logan to set Cody up. Logan does as told, but THE USOS hurry out here! Jey & Jimmy said they’d have Cody’s back, so they get in the ring to brawl with Logan and Bron! The fans fire up, but Bron shoves Jimmy! Jimmy SUPERKICKS Bron! Jey joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Bron falls, Logan runs up, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Then the ONE D!! That’s one and done for The Maverick!

The fans fire up as now Jimmy decides to GET THE TABLE! The fans are thunderous as Jimmy puts that in for Jey, Jey sets it up, and the fans are all fired up! Logan is put on the table, the Usos go to the corners, but DREW MCINTYRE SHOVES JIMMY! Isn’t he suspended!? Jey runs up, but he gets a GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT!! The fans boo as Drew saves Logan’s bacon! Aldis storms out here, asks what the hell Drew is doing here, and Heyman claims this is per the WarGames contract! Heyman could recruit anybody under WWE contract, even suspended superstars! Drew sets the table up in a corner, and he drags Jey Uso!

But Jey breaks free to SUPERKICK! The fans cheer as Jey now lines up a shot, but Drew KICKS first! Bron returns to SPEAR Jey through the table!! Jimmy is back to throw hands, but Logan uses ONE LUCKY RIGHT to knock Jimmy out! The fans boo, but now Cody is back! He throws hands on Drew and Logan, but a CLAYMORE takes Cody out! Drew throws off his shirt, he stares down with Bronson, and then Drew puts Cody in the drop zone! Drew step on Cody before the TSUNAMI hits!! The fans are either booing or desperately calling for CM Punk, but it is clear The Vision was thinking ahead.

Drew takes the contract from Heyman and they shake hands on the deal. The numbers are even, but will the odds be in The Vision’s favor now that they have a Scottish Terminator on their side?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, with quite a lot of surprises and big moves as perhaps a response to the sinking ratings and sinking interest. Charlotte not automatically being onboard with the team-up was certainly surprising, but given that 4v3 ambush backstage, that will surely compel Charlotte to join up. She’ll see it’s not about her and Rhea getting along so much as as it is them getting to beat up on their enemies, as we knew going into this. Then I would think they still bring in Stephanie Vaquer and Nikki Bella as the fifth members for each side, to help build the title story on top of everything else, jus as I said on Monday.

Obviously Cody wasn’t going to lose the Undisputed Championship tonight, but that was a great move to bolster the show’s card and give an excuse for all the Men’s WarGames build tonight. Logan & Bron being here to help Bronson was a given, and Heyman using a unique WarGames contract to bring Drew McIntyre onboard was certainly a clever move. As I figured on Monday, Jimmy Uso was a natural addition to Team Cody, or maybe it’s Team Punk. And I would certainly think Roman Reigns will also be a natural addition to this match, but I’m curious as to the fifth man for The Vision. Would Lesnar really want to be in WarGames? Well, granted, he’d be the last person to enter the match and “clear house,” but he’d still have to get in there.

Great stuff with the US Championship, such as Ilja continuing to troll Ciampa. Ilja VS Axiom was awesome, through I swear I heard one drunken idiot slurring the word, “BORING~!” That person is the kind of American fan Gunther (and therefore Zack Sabre Jr.) was talking about, IYKYK. But in the end, I figured we’d get more DIY VS Fraxiom, and maybe after that, Ciampa finally gets his match with Ilja. Great promo from Sami with Solo, and great ambush from Team Sami on MFT to set up their own 5v5. I figured that if they weren’t doing the WarGames, they’d get to do the traditional Survivor Series match, and the go-home SmackDown continues to be a substitute for the kickoff show, but in the best way possible.

Another hilarious promo with Truth and Aldis, and Chelsea joining in so we can hype up a celebration certainly teases someone interrupting. Either Giulia is going to crash the party to demand a US Championship rematch, or they plug NXT Gold Rush by having Thea Hail & Joe Hendry get the better of them ahead of the AAA Mixed Tag Team Championship match. I’m leaning more towards the former, they’ll build the tag match plenty on NXT. And speaking of Truth, a shame he doesn’t get in on the final part of the bracket, but Melo VS Bronson and Penta VS Finn will be great matches. With Bronson busy with The Vision’s story, I would hope Melo wins, and it’d be great if they teased a Boston VS Boston showdown.

Jade of course beat B-Fab tonight but that was pretty good for what was basically a squash match. Michin probably gets a match with Jade next, and likely loses that. Jade’s first title defense could be Survivor Series to basically be a buffer between the WarGames matches but also to just get one on the books. There’s a lot on hold for right now with the WarGames matches having a lot of great contenders involved, but I would think we get some Charlotte VS Jade build on the other side of Survivor Series.

And of course, great matches for the Last Time is Now tournament. Jey VS Miz was a great match, and Miz hitting Cena’s moves was an appreciated reference. But I figured Jey would win, they wanna tease a rematch of the Royal Rumble finalists from earlier this year. Matt Cardona was a great surprise, though him being Zack Ryder was perhaps even more surprising. People have been talking about Knight being punished and that he was being set up to lose, but if commentary is talking about that concept, then you know that is not the case. Great win for Knight, great showing for Cardona/Ryder, and here’s hoping Ryder gets to do more in WWE from here on.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA Live! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 11.13.2025

With a month off, does TNA come back hot or with 87% talking and a show that should’ve been an email?

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So last week was the definition of a filler episode with nothing really to speak of except for validating the Dani Luna versus Indi Hartwell match tonight. This is the first real iMPACT! episode since Bound For Glory and…it’s probably opening with Mike Santana talking. TNA needs to stop following the cookie patterns of WWE and you know…start with something interesting after nearly a month off. But let’s listen to talking…

Ratings:

  • Dani Luna vs Indi Hartwell: Dani wins via DQ – ** 1/2
  • Jason Hotch w/Order 4 vs Cedric Alexander: Cedric wins via Lumbar Check – ** 1/4
  • TNA Knockouts Championship: Heather by Elegance w/ M & Personal Concierge vs Kelani Jordan (c): Kelani retains via One of a Kind – (-*) – yes that’s Negative 1
  • TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Ryan Nemeth: No Contest – NXT Attacks
  • TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Kaz: Kazarian wins via Roll-Up – * – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

Oh look, it does open with Mike and the crowd gives him the “You Deserve It” and it’s a sparse few minutes and Mike starts his promo in Spanish, so that’s a good way to make people ignore the show in three minutes. I understand Spanish, but let’s be honest, the bulk of people who watch are whiter than copy paper, so the whole “Champ is here in Orlando, for Puerto Ricans, and others…blah blah” is not a smart way to open after a month with no real content. So after Santana says nothing in two languages, Ryan Nemeth comes out to Nic’s music because Nic isn’t there. Ryan tries to talk some shit and go for a cheap shot, Santana catches his hand, emasculates him and then tells Ryan he’s going to tell Santino to make a match between the two of them tonight, and he’s going to drop Ryan. So we’ve got a squash match to look forward too and maybe Nic showing up at the end for a beat down. 

Kelani is going to have to go through Heather tonight and M tomorrow at Turning Point. So we get another crappy promo from heel Kelani, giving her free title defenses. Yikes…this is bad, I do kinda like the gimmick of Xia translating for Lei since Xia, Lei and Mara crash the interview. But it just makes me angry that one of those three don’t have the belt. Kelani ain’t worth a damn. 

After the commercial we get Santino, Ava and Arianna to promote Gold Rush. And then they showed a video package of it, so a complete waste of 4 minutes aside from noting that Arianna got a chant from the crowd. She’s gotten herself over decently to the TNA crowd. 

Dani Luna vs Indi Hartwell

It has been 30 minutes and we get the first match…sheesh.

Indi with back to back Double Legs, Dani is getting worked over, Dani tries a Sunset Flip but Indi stops it and drops an elbow. Dani eats Chops, tries to Whip Indi to the corner, Up and Over and Indi takes Dani down and goes back to the chops. Dani finally blocks a Scoop Slam, but Indi blocks the attempted German Suplex so Dani drives her into the corner and finally gets some offense in. A bit of a botchy looking rope straddle where Indi had to lift herself back up to eat the Lariat. Big Power Whip bouncing Indi out of the corner, sliding Lariat for a near fall.

Jaw Jacker by Indi but she misses the Yakuza Kick, gets hung up, Dani tries to turn it into a Powerbomb but a Frankensteiner Counter and a few strikes forces Dani to powder. Indi tries to throw her into the steps, Dani stops herself and turns back into the Spinebuster. Indi to the top as Dani crawls into the ring and eats a Diving Elbow to the back for a near fall.  Dani counters Hurts Donut, Shotgun Kick levels Indi. Dani is on the outside looking for a weapon, throws out the Time Keeper, grabs the chair, Indi catches Dani in the Small Package for 2. Indi grabs the chair and lays into Dani.

Indi…has no facial expressions to make sense of this. This is stupid, poorly acted by Indi but the crowd is eating it up like morons. That was the most boring “take out your aggression” I’ve ever seen. Indi cuts some mid ahh promo in the back about an NoDQ match or something at Turning Point and now The System comes out to guess what? If you said TALK, you’d be correct! Assuming this isn’t a rib, the most interesting thing to come from this is Dango announcing he’s retiring after Genesis, but then The Rascalz music hits. 

They say they should give the people what they want, and Dezmond Xavier returns to The Rascalz for a 4 on 4 match. They never mentioned Dez by name, but that is the implication. So with JDC retiring and Dez potentially returning, at least that’s interesting. 

Jason Hotch w/Order 4 vs Cedric Alexander

Shoulder tackles and a quick Cruiser style start, Hotch powders mid running to pose and act smart so Cedric Dives to wipe out Jason and hits the Flatliner in the middle of the ring for a near fall. Cedric tries to continue and Hotch pulls the tights to send Cedric through the ropes, Skyler takes a cheap shot. Hotch with the Irish Whip, Cedric puts the brakes on, so Hotch hops the ropes and trips up Cedric, but Cedric comes back when Hotch continues, Dropkick to the back of the head, Lumbar Check attempt, but nope, back and forth, Hotch tries the Chaos Theory but Cedric blocks the Suplex, they throw into the corner, Hotch hops the rope, wants the Gamengiri, but Cedric blocks it and backs up, Rolling Neckbreaker from Hotch gets countered into a Lumbar Check! Cedric wins!

Order 4 attempted beat down, but Hardy Boyz make the save, Swanton on Ali is teased but they pull Ali out for foreshadowing.

TNA Knockouts Championship: Heather by Elegance w/ M & Personal Concierge vs Kelani Jordan (c)

Well talk about mental gymnastics to try and make this match make sense, and list this under “who asked for this” – because I’d rather drink bleach in traffic than watch this match.

Color by numbers powder moment, commercial break immediately and I can feel the coma sinking in. Kelani with a bad kick, Heather with a bad Hip Toss right off the commercial…Christ, end this. Lei, Xia and Mara are watching from the back and they look as bored as I do Heather with a clunky Drop Toe Hold into a Hesitation Dropkick for two. Jaw Jacker from Kelani…I wonder how the Patriots and Jets game is going. Hmm, 14-7 for the Pats, closer than expected.

Heather and Lani do a dumb strike exchange since there’s no hatred, heat or fire in this match, Kelani with a Cartwheel move, Facebuster, all near falls, locomotion Cradles into a bad Super Kick. Heather botches a Satellite DDT, this is one of the worst matches I’ve seen all year. Sloppy, slow, clunky and botchy. One of Kind is hit, no one is surprised. This was a waste of 10 minutes.

Great, now we sit through an Elijah concert for prolly about 10-15 minutes since the Ryan vs Santana match isn’t gonna be a real match. I like Elijah, he’s actually a pretty good singer and the gimmick is fine. But this episode has been complete garbage, so more non-wrestling on the wrestling variety show is too much. 

Ali comes out to interrupt and challenge Cedric and Hardyz, Elijah wants to pick the fight, but Ali cracks him in the face with the mic and then guitar shot on the injured triceps. Meh.

TNA World Championship: Mike Santana (c) vs Ryan Nemeth

Ryan grabs a mic and yells at the crowd because they won’t cheer for him, and Santana lets happen because Santana isn’t taking the seriously. Ryan even tries to ask the referee to make them cheer. Eventually the bell rings and Ryan attacks immediately, punches into an Irish Whip and Dropkick. Ryan tries the Whip again, but Up and Over, Santana catches the foot, Ryan shakes his head when Santana berates him and drops him, throws him to the other corner, Cannonball! Ryan wants to Spin the Block, but Nic’s Music Hits, he’s carrying the trophy but someone attacks Nic.

Then a bunch of NXT people spill out of the crowd and attack. Charlie Dempsey, Lexis King…and others. I think Robert Stone is directing traffic for NXT. But this…this is what the show was hinging on, an Invasion/Overrun angle? Bad booking is bad, ya know?

TNA World Champuonship: Mike Santana (c) vs Kaz

Kaz’s music hits, he calls his shot, Fade to Black, but Santana Kicks out. Frankie tries the Chicken Wing, Santana slams him into the corner, wants Spin the Block, but the beatdown stops him from being able to execute the move, Roll-Up, and Santana…loses. Frankie Kazarian is the new World Champion.

TV gif. John C Reilly as Steve Brule looking lost and confused, glancing in all directions, on the show Check it Out!

Overall Score: 3/10

There was something interesting with Dango being on the retirement tour, The Rascalz bringing Dez home and Lei Ying and Xia’s gimmick is endearing. Plus like I said in the rundown, I enjoy Elijah’s musicianship, but I don’t appreciate a Wrestling Show basically no wrestling. Is it variety? Sure, but it’s a wrestling show first. So a show that has 3 squash matches and a 5 minute X Division match that could’ve been much better with time…the wrestling was forgotten tonight. A month off and they lost the plot on the rebound. Ugh…I’ve had diarrhea more enjoyable than this.

The Invasion/Attack is corny but Kaz managing to pull off the Cash In, is…okay I didn’t see it coming, but it doesn’t save the show being awful.

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