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Mitchell’s NJPW World Tag League Results & Report! (12/5/25)
A Block, Round 6!
Will it be Lights Out for the War Blaster?
World Tag League is in Osaka, and A Block starts round 6! But will Gabe Kidd & Yota Tsuji continue to elevate NJPW as they dominate the block?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, El Phantasmo & Katsuya Murashima VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- Six Man Tag: OSKAR, Yuto Ice & Daiki Nagai VS Lance Archer, Alex Zayne & Zane Jay; Oskar, Yuto & Daiki win.
- Six Man Tag: David Finlay, Hiromu Takahashi & Gedo VS TMDK; TMDK wins.
- Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Yuya Uemura & Shoma Kato VS SANADA, Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sanada, Narita & Kanemaru win.
- 2025 World Tag League A Block: Taichi & Satoshi Kojima VS Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens; Yujiro & Chase win.
- 2025 World Tag League A Block: El Desperado & Shuji Ishikawa VS EVIL & Don Fale; Evil & Fale win.
- 2025 World Tag League A Block: Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg VS Shingo Takagi & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Takagi & Drilla win.
- 2025 World Tag League A Block: Bishamon VS Gabe Kidd & Yota Tsuji; Bishamon wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Gabe Kidd & Yota Tsuji: 4-1, 8 points
El Desperado & Shuji Ishikawa: 3-2, 6 points
Bishamon: 3-2, 6 points
Evil & Don Fale: 3-2, 6 points
Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg: 3-2, 6 points
Shingo Takagi & “Drilla” Dan Moloney: 3-2, 6 points
Taichi & Satoshi Kojima: 1-4, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens: 0-5, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
2025 World Tag League A Block: Taichi & Satoshi Kojima VS Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens!
Well, neither of these teams is going to make the playoffs. But even so, this is about pride and fighting spirit! But who will end up dead last with yet another loss?
The teams sort out, and that is when Yujiro & Chase choose to attack! Chase stomps Taichi out of the ring while Yujiro CLUBS Kojima. The bell rings as Chase ROCKS Taichi! Yujiro puts Kojima in a corner to CHOP, CHOP, and MACHINEGUN CHOP?! Yujiro then KNEES Kojima low, CLUBS him on the back, then whips him to ropes. Kojima CLOBBERS Yujiro and the fans cheer! Kojima shows off the dancing pecs, but Chase gets in and ROCKS Kojima! Chase CLUBS Kojima against the ropes, then brings him around. Yujiro storms up and CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Chase shoves Kojima down, and Yujiro FALLING HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO!
The fans cheer, but Yujiro clamps onto Kojima with a chinlock. Yujiro CLAWS Kojima’s eyes and the ref reprimands. Yujiro stops at the count of 4, and he LEG DROPS! The fans rally for “KO-JI-MA!” while he flounders to ropes. Yujiro tags Chase, and the House mugs Kojima. Chase headlocks to sneak a punch! Cover, TWO! Chase grinds his forearm into Kojima’s face! The ref has to stop Taichi from storming in, and Chase ROCKS Kojima. Chase brings Kojima around but Kojima fires body shots. Chase UPPERCUTS, then whips Kojima to the corner. Chase runs in, but Kojima dodges! Chase tries again but Kojima HIP TOSSES!
The fans cheer as Kojima hobbles towards his corner, but Chase BOOTS him first! Chase wrenches and hammerlocks, but Kojima ducks High Noon! Kick and DDT! Both men are down, the fans rally up, hot tag to Taichi! The fans fire up as Taichi fires Kawada Kicks on Chase, but Yujiro storms in and CLUBS him! Yujiro whips Taichi to the corner, but Taichi comes back to BOOT him down! Chase kicks low and whips, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! The fans cheer and Taichi waits on Chase. Chase blocks the buzzsaw! Chase CLUBS the leg, ELBOWS Taichi, then ducks the Ax Bomber for a SIDE EFFECT! Cover, TWO!
The fans cheer as Taichi toughs it out, but Chase lines up a shot. C- NO! Taichi blocks the knee and he ROLLING RIDGE HANDS! Chase BODY SHOTS and FOREARM SMASHES, but Taichi GAMANGIRIS! Taichi rises, and OFF COME THE PANTS! The fans fire up, but Yujiro grabs Taichi from the outside! Yujiro CLAWS Taichi’s face while the ref reprimands him! The fans boo, Yujiro stops, and then Chase CLOBBERS Taichi! Chase then tags Yujiro in, and Yujiro storms up to BOOT Taichi at the ropes! Yujiro brings Taichi around, whips him to a corner, then runs up, but Taichi CHOPS! Yujiro tries again but Taichi dodges, GAMANGIRI!
Both men are down and the fans rally up! Taichi crawls, reaches out, hot tag to Kojima! The fans fire up as Kojima kicks Yujiro to the corner, then fires off CHOPS! Chase runs up, but he’s added to the stack! MACHINEGUN CHOPS! Chase is thrown aside, MACHINEGUN CHOPS for Yujiro! The fans fire up and Kojima whips corner to corner! Forearm SMASH and “ICCHAUZO, BAKAYAROU!” Kojima goes up the corner, COZY ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Yujiro is tougher than that, but the fans rally behind Kojima. Kojima fires a flurry of forearms, a ROLLING ELBOW, then the COZY- NO, Yujiro BITES Kojima’s hand!
The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Taichi runs in and BOOTS Yujiro! Then Kojima hits the COZY CUTTER! Taichi BUZZSAWS! Chase C-TRIGGERS Taichi! Kojima gives Chase a COZY CUTTER! The fans fire up again and Kojima throws off the elbow pad! Kojima runs, and- NO, Yujiro ducks the lariat! Kick and BIG- NO! Kojima wrenches free of the Juice! But Yujiro CLAWS Kojima’s eyes! Yujiro then REVERSE DDTS! The fans rally for Kojima but Chase joins in. The House double whips to mule kick and FISHERMAN BUSTER! I HATE YOUR FACE KNEE! Chase BLASTS Taichi for good measure! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally up harder, but Chase distracts the ref. Yujiro has his pimp cane! But Kojima SWATS it down with a lariat! Taichi YANKS Chase down, Kojima LEFT HAND LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives but the fans fire up again! Taichi joins in, and they line up the shot! LARIAT SANDWICH!! The fans are thunderous as Kojima then pushes Yujiro down to cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives again, but Taichi fires Kojima up! Kojima rises, but he hobbles a bit. Chase CLOBBERS Taichi on the outside! The fans rally as hard as they can for “KO-JI-MA!” Kojima ROCKS Yuijro, runs the ropes, but Yujiro SWATS the lariat!!
Yujiro then gets in the ref’s face so he misses Chase storming in! POCKET SAND! AND LOW BLOW!! The fans boo, but Yujiro hits Kojima with PIMP JUICE!! Cover, Yujiro & Chase win!
Winners: Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Taichi & Kojima earn 0)
The Tokyo Pimp & Lonestar Outlaw cheat their way to their first two points in this year’s World Tag League! But will these be their only two points? As for #HolyCozy, are they not just toast but burnt toast at this point?
2025 World Tag League A Block: El Desperado & Shuji Ishikawa VS EVIL & Don Fale!
Two teams that stand at 3-2 are fighting for a spot in the playoffs, but time is running out! Will the Rogue Luchador & 21st Century Giant stand tall against the House of Torture? Or will the King of Darkness & Rogue General find a way to stack the deck even taller than that?
Instead of Dick Togo being out here, it’s the Murder Machine instead! Though, he prefers to be called “El Hijo de Dick Togo,” so there’s that… Eithe rway, Sho insists on speaking… “Oi, oi, oi! Osaka is a dump as ever. The worst place in Kansai by far! The food is terrible here! What the hell is good about takoyaki? I AM Dick Togo! And that means I’m the senior here. Shuji, Despy, you guys are my kouhai! And kouhai are supposed to listen to their senpai! And if you won’t listen, these guys will beat you up!” And then Evil & Fale attack! Sho laughs at them all for being idiots, and the brawl spills out of the ring!
The fans boo, Sho argues with the ref, and now things move into the crowd! Evil tears down the plastic railing to BOWL Despy into chairs! Shuji and Fale brawl off in another part of the crowd, and Despy SMACKS Evil with a fan’s hand fan! Despy thanks the fan as he hands her back her fan, then he goes back to Evil. But Evil CLAWS Despy’s face! Sho joins in and helps mug Despy! Fale and Shuji continue to brawl, Sho again distracts the ref, and Evil CHOKES Despy with camera cable! Then he CLAWS Despy’s back! Shuji SMACKS Fale! Fale CHOPS Shuji! Evil puts Despy back in the ring and the ref rings the bell.
The fans rally but Evil CLAWS Despy’s back! Evil stomps Despy, covers, ONE!! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Despy survives, but SHO rings the bell! Sho declares his team the winners, but the ref and the timekeeper tell him to cut it out! The fans boo, but Shuji chases Sho! Only for Fale to BODY BLOW Shuji! Fale stomps Shuji, Evil tags Fale in, and Fale stalks Despy to the ropes. Fale BODY BLOWS Despy now! Despy drags himself up to throw body shots of his own, but Fale SMACKS Despy down! The fans rally for Despy but Fale steps on him for a cocky cover, TWO! Despy toughs it out and the fans rally again.
Fale drags Despy up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Evil. Evil has the merch shirt, and he CHOKES Despy with it! The fans boo, but Evil gets away with it while the ref is busy with Shuji. Cover, TWO! The fans rally behind Despy but Evil drags him up, just to TOSS him out! Evil then distracts the ref so that Sho can stomp away on Despy! Sho whips Despy hard into railing, then puts him back in the ring! Evil hurries to cover, TWO! Despy survives and Evil is frustrated, but Evil tags Fale. Fale storms up on Despy, stomps him down, then CLUBS him down. Then he BLASTS Shuji for good measure! Fale goes back to Despy and clamps on SHOULDER CLAWS!
Despy endures as Fale squeezes tight! The fans rally but Fale turns Despy away from the corner. Shuji storms in and CLUBS Fale! The fans cheer, but Fale ROCKS Shuji! Fale BODY BLOWS Shuji and Shuji tumbles out of the ring. Fale goes back to Despy, Despy fires body shots, then a haymaker! Despy fires more shots, then runs, but into a scoop and SLAM! Fale runs to BIG ELBOW FLOP as Despy moves! The fans fire up and Despy crawls, hot tag to Shuji! The fans cheer as Shuji BLASTS Evil! Evil almost falls on Sho! Shuji LARIATS Fale in the corner! Then he pushes Fale down, goes up the corner, and GIANT STOMPS! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally behind Shuji as he vows to slam Fale! Shuji brings Fale up, but Fale is too big even for Shuji to suplex! The fans rally, Shuji CLUBS Fale, and he runs the ropes, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither giant falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! Shuji keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Fale LARIATS him down!! The fans fire up and Fale staggers over to tag in Evil. Evil stands Shuji up to TOSS him out! Evil distracts the ref, Sho tries to whip Shuji, but Shuji blocks! Shuji whips Sho hard into railing! Sho writhes, but Shuji grabs him with both hands! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands! Sho begs for mercy, and Shuji lets him go.
Sho coughs and sputters, Shuji storms into the ring, but Evil kicks low! Evil whips, Shuji reverses, but Evil stops short of hitting bare buckles! Because yes, Evil undid the white buckle pad! Shuji runs up, but Evil dodges! Shuji hits bare steel! Evil LARIATS Shuji, snapmares, then covers, TWO! And with power! Evil is stunned, but he hurries to CLAWS Shuji’s eyes! Evil runs, but Shuji RUNS him over! The fans fire up while Shuji crawls, hot tag to Despy! But Evil CLAWS Despy’s eyes! The ref reprimands, but then Despy CLAWS Evil’s eyes! Despy runs, but Evil mule kicks! And then swings, but into the BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO!
But into STRETCH MUFFLER! Evil scrambles, makes the ROPEBREAK, but Despy THRASHES until the ref counts 4. Shuij BLAST Fale, then he and Despy whip Evil to a corner. Shuji whips Despy in and he LARIATS! Shuji runs in and LARIATS! Then scoop SLAM, and Despy goes up! DOUBLE STOMPS! Shuji goes up, GIANT STOMPS! The fans fire up, Despy applauds, then he covers, TWO! Evil survives but the fans rally behind Despy. Shuji drags Evil up, he and Despy coordinate, but Evil resists the lift! And Fale CLOBBERS Despy! Fale BODY BLOWS Shuji, runs, but into a GIANT KNEE! Shuji runs to LARIAT Fale down!
The fans fire up again and Shuji calls to Despy. They try again, DOUBLE- NO, Evil BOOTS Despy away! Evil gets in the ref’s face, and Sho attacks! To no effect… Shuji storms upon Sho, but Sho DUMPS Shuji out! Fale YANKS Shuji down, stomps him, and Sho plants the Spoiler Choker on Despy! Evil points it out, the ref reprimands but Despy argues his innocence! Evil then LOW- NO! Despy stops the low blow to LOCO MONO! Then underhooks and PINCHE- NO! Evil fights free, wrenches, EVERY- NO! Despy slips through, O’Conner Rolls, with tights! TWO!! But into a CHAIR SHOT from Sho!! The fans boo but EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, House of Torture wins!
Winners: Evil & Don Fale, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Desperado & Shuji earn 0)
Another night, another case of the House lying, cheating, and stealing a win! But will they not stop until everything in NJPW is Evil’s? Or will there be some semblance of justice before the end of World Tag League?
2025 World Tag League A Block: Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg VS Shingo Takagi & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!
With Desperado & Shuji falling, that opens up some space at the top of the block. But will the Joker & Rook leave the War Dragons behind BARS? Or will Osaka see that Takagi’s & Drilla’s time has come?
The teams sort out and Oleg starts against Takagi. The fans rally up already as these two circle. They feel things out, fight for the clinch, but Oleg jukes Takagi. They go again, Oleg waistlocks then gut wrenches, but Takagi has the ROPEBREAK! The ref calls the break, Oleg lets go, but Takagi ELBOWS him! Takagi kicks and CLUBS Oleg, headlocks, but Oleg powers up and out! They RAM shoulders but neither man falls. Oleg runs now, and he RAMS Takagi! Takagi rebounds to RAM Oleg, Oleg rebounds, but into an ELBOW! Takagi runs, but Oleg RUNS him over! The fans cheer and Oleg brings Takagi up.
Oleg whips Takagi to the corner but Takagi reverses. Takagi runs in, but Oleg dodges! HIP- NO, Takagi arm-drags to counter! Takagi then dodges Oleg’s lariat to RUN Oleg over! But Oleg’s right up! The fans cheer the standoff, and Takagi backs up. Tag to Drilla, and Oleg tags Yano. Yano says hold on, Drilla is scary! Drilla is confused, and tells Yano to go for the corner pad then. Really? Then Yano offers Drilla a chance to take the other white corner pad. The ref reprimands, but they both go for the buckle pads! Yano unties his faster, and he SMACKS Drilla! The fans cheer, the ref reprimands, and Drilla just frowns.
Yano dodges Drilla, throws the buckle pad to Drilla, and while the ref reprimands, Yano claims he’s just too smart. But then Drilla throws the buckle pad back, and DROPKICKS Yano down! The fans cheer, Oleg runs in, but Drilla DROPKICKS him, too! Drilla then WRECKS Yano with a dropkick through the ropes! The fans cheer as Yano hits railing! The fans bark with Drilla, then he drags Yano up. Drilla puts Yano in the ring, KNEE DROPS, then covers, TWO! Drilla stays cool and the fans rally up. Drilla drags Yano up, whips him to the War Dragon corner, then tags Takagi. They double whip Yano to ropes, and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!
The fans cheer, and they join in with the “OI! WOOF! OI! WOOF!” Takagi ELBOW DROPS, then covers, TWO! Takagi clamps onto Yano with a chinlock and he squeezes tight! The fans rally, Yano fights around, and Yano reaches out for a ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and the ref counts, but Takagi lets go quickly. Tag to Drilla, they both CLUB Yano down! Drilla stomps Yano, stomps Yano’s foot, then stands Yano up for a HEADBUTT! Yano falls back, Drilla looms over him, then Drilla stands Yano back up. Drilla bumps Yano off buckles, tags Takagi, and the War Dragons whip Yano to the white corner.
Drilla runs in and LARIATS! Takagi runs in and LARIATS! Takagi snapmares Yano, Oleg runs in but Drilla kicks him first. Drilla scoops and SLAMS Oleg! The fans cheer as the War Dragons climb the corners! WRESTLING SUMMIT ELBOWS! Cover, TWO! Yano toughs it out but Takagi rallies the fans. Takagi stomps Yano, stomps him again, and the fans are dueling. “TA-KA-GI!” “YANO TO-RU! YANO TO-RU!” Takagi stomps Yano more, then stands him up. Yano pulls hair! Takagi pulls hair! Yano swings, but Takagi JABS first! Takagi claims open palm, and he whips Yano to KNEE him at the ropes! But Yano THROWS Takagi down by his hair!
The fans rally as Yano crawls, hot tag to Oleg! Oleg jumps in, CLOBBERS Takagi, then BLASTS Drilla! Oleg gut wrenches Takagi and lifts, but Drilla gets in and CHOPS Oleg on the back! Takagi CLUBS Oleg, then the War Dragons double whip. But Oleg breaks the double lariat to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Oleg gut wrenches Takagi! SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, and THROW! The fans fire up and Oleg brings Takagi up again. Scoop and SLAM, then he runs the ropes, SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Takagi survives but Oleg brings him up. Oleg tries to fireman’s carry but Takagi blocks!
Takagi fires elbows, but Oleg still tries! Takagi fights free, shoves Oleg, and then ELBOWS! JAB! JAB! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! But Oleg stays up! Takagi dodges a lariat to feed Drilla’s GAMANGIRI! Fireman’s carry, Drilla jumps in, BOOT OF DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO! Oleg survives, but Takagi tags Drilla. Drilla drags Oleg up, reels him in, but Oleg’s a lot to lift! Oleg wrenches out, but Drilla ROCKS him first! Oleg fires back, Drilla fires again, and the forearms go back and forth! The fans rally as the shots get heavier, and then Drilla CHOPS! Oleg snarls, and he CHOPS! The fans fire up while Drilla is stinging!
Drilla scowls and comes back to CHOP! Oleg CHOPS! Drilla CHOPS! The CHOPS keep going and the fans fire up! Oleg CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, but Drilla ducks one! Ripcord and CHOP! The fans fire up, Drilla snarls and runs, but into a CHOP! And CHOP! And DOUBLE CHOP! Drilla falls, but he’s right back up!? And he CHOPS and ROCKS on repeat! Drilla reels Oleg in, but Oleg’s still too big to suplex! Or is he!? Drilal gets Oleg up and over for the suplex! Takagi BLASTS Yano, Drilla covers, TWO! Oleg is still in this but the fans rally up for Drilla. Drilla goes to a corner, climbs up, but Oleg ROCKS Drilla first!
Oleg climbs up, gut wrenches, and SUPER GUT WRENCH SUPLEX!! Cover, Takagi breaks it! Takagi HEADBUTTS and HAMMERS away on Oleg’s side! Drilla climbs, Takagi brings Oleg up, but Oleg CLUBS and SHOVES Takagi into Drilla! Oleg fireman’s carries Takagi, then adds Drilla to the stack?! The fans go nuts, but Drilla slips free! Takagi also gets free, and Drilla GORES Oleg down! Takagi BLASTS Yano again! Takagi tells Osaka, “TOKI GA KITA!!” The fans fire up and they join in with the “OI! OI! OI!” The War Dragons get Oleg up to double whip to the corner, and then RAM LARIAT COMBO! Then a SUPERKICK to SLIDING PUMPING BOMBER!
The fans fire up again and the War Dragons roar! They haul Oleg up, pump handle, but Oleg fights the lift! He DOUBLE SUPLEXES The War Dragons!! The fans are thunderous and Oleg hot tags Yano! Yano hurries to run and CHOP BLOCK Drilla! Then roll up, TWO! Yano lifts Drilla, ONI- NO! Drilla fights free, HEADBUTTS, then runs! But into the atomic drop! And trip! Oleg is back, CATAPULT into the BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up again, Oleg BLASTS Takagi, and Yano runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Drilla SUPERKICKS Oleg, and then lifts him!?! But Oleg slips free! Drilla SUPERKICKS Oleg, Takagi runs in, PUMPING BOMBER!!
The fans fire up again and join in on “OI! OI! OI!” But Yano SHOVES Drilla into Takagi! But they block the double low blow! They DOUBLE HEADBUTT! Yano staggers, into the ELBOW! DOUBLE JAB! Yano ducks as they both wind up, but then they stand him up! Drilla JAB, Takagi LARIAT! The War Dragons fist bump, and they haul Yano up. Double pump handle, WAR DRAGON DRIVER!! Cover, War Dragons win!
Winners: Shingo Takagi & “Drilla” Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yano & Oleg earn 0)
The rampage continues as Takagi & Drilla now rise up the ranks! But will they still prove it is their time this close to the end?
2025 World Tag League A Block: Bishamon VS Gabe Kidd & Yota Tsuji!
Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi are fighting to #GetBackUp and have their fourth-ever World Tag League trophies, but The Mad Man & Gene Blaster want their first! Will the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter not be denied? Or will even they not be #WarReady?
The teams sort out and Yota starts against Hashi. The fans cheer and rally up with the bell. They duel between “YO~TA! YO~TA!” and “YOSHI-H’SHI! YOSHI-H’SHI!” The two tie up, Hashi waistlocks, but Yota wrenches out to wristlock. Hashi slips through, wrenches back, and hammerlocks, only for Yota to slip out the back. Yota full nelsons, spins Hashi to a cravat, then snapmares to headlock, only for Hashi to slip out the back. Hashi hammerlocks but Yota fires back elbows. Yota reaches back and brings Hashi around into a headlock. Hashi powers up and out, but Yota RUNS him over on the return!
The fans cheer while Yota paces. Yota whips Hashi to ropes, but Hashi grabs ropes to stop himself. Hashi BOOTS Yota away, Goto tags in, and Bishamon DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Then ZANMAI! The fans cheer but here comes Gabe! Goto kicks Gabe and snap suplexes him onto Yota! Gabe tumbles away, Bishamon stands Yota up, and “SE~ NO!” BEAT THE DRUM! The fans cheer, Goto stomps Yota, then Goto brings Yota up to CLUB him on the neck. Goto puts Yota in a corner, CHOPS him, then whips corner to corner. Goto runs up, Yota dodges, and Yota CHOPS in return! Yota gets space, but Gabe storms up to BITE Goto on the head!
The fans are torn but Red Shoes reprimands, and even Yota is upset with Gabe. Gabe SMACKS Goto off buckles, Yota basement DROPKICKS! Yota BLASTS Hashi for good measure, and Gabe drags Goto to the outside. Gabe whips Goto hard into railing! Then Gabe pulls railing apart so he can bring Goto into the crowd! Yota brings Hashi out to the other side, but also into the crowd. Gabe BOWLS Goto into chairs! Not quite a strike, but he keeps after Goto. Yota fires hands on Hashi, Gabe talks some trash, and Gabe soaks up cheers and jeers. Gabe drags Goto back to ringside, ROCKS him with a right, but Goto fires CHOPS in return!
Gabe SMACKS Goto down, Yota calls to Gabe, but Gabe whips Goto into more railing! Gabe backs off for Yota to handle now and the fans rally up. Yota puts Goto in the ring, then covers, TWO! Yota sits Goto around into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Goto endures and the fans rally up. Goto fights to get an arm free, but Yota lets go to then scoop and SLAM! Yota runs and SPLASHES DOWN! Cover, TWO! Yota WRECKS Hashi with a dropkick for good measure, then he goes back to Goto. Gabe wants in, Yota grins and brings Goto up. Yota whips Goto to the corner, then tags Gabe. Gabe CHOPS Goto, CHOPS him again, and CHOPS him again, and again, and again!
Gabe tops it off with a HEADBUTT, and he paces around. Gabe mocks Hashi with flexing, and now Yota sneaks a shot on Goto, Gabe brings Goto up, but Goto CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Gabe CHOPS in return! Goto goes to a corner, Gabe whips him corner to corner, but Goto reverses! Only to run into a BOOT! Gabe runs, but Goto follows and LARIATS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Goto and Gabe crawl while the fans rally up, but Gabe chooses NOT to tag?! Goto hot tags Hashi! Hashi CLOBBERS Gabe, BLASTS Yota, and the fans fire up! Hashi whips Gabe to the corner, runs in, and ELBOWS!
Hashi then whips to ROCK Gabe, CHOP Gabe, and turn him for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Gabe stays in this and the fans rally up again. Hashi drags Gabe up, reels him in, but Gabe fights the fisherman! Gabe fires body shots, but Hashi ROCKS Gabe! Hashi runs, but Gabe catches him to a clinch! EXPLODER! The fans fire up while Gabe snarls, and they bark along with Gabe. Gabe drags Hashi up, reels him in, but Hashi fights the lift! Gabe CLUBS Hashi, tries again, but Hashi still resists. Gabe DOUBLE CHOPS Hashi on the back! Hashi just glares at Gabe! Hashi winds up and CHOPS! The fans fire up while Gabe grins.
Gabe comes back to CHOP! Hashi walks that off and comes back to CHOP! Gabe CHOPS, Hashi CHOPS, and repeat! The fans rally as the CHOPS go back and forth, but Gabe CHOPS Hashi high! Gabe talks trash and pie faces Hashi, but Hashi CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Gabe wobbles, Hashi CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Gabe staggers but he eggs Hashi on! So Hashi CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up and Gabe staggers to ropes. Gabe snarls again, goes back and LARIATS Hashi! Cover, TWO!! Gabe gets moving, but Hashi BOOTS the Comebacker to LARIAT in return! The fans fire up while both men are down!
Gabe and Hashi crawl while the fans rally up. And this time, hot tags to Yota and Goto! Yota runs up but Goto LARIATS! Goto hurries after Yota in a corner, whips him corner to corner, then MURAMASA! And then SAIDO! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Goto storms over to Yota. Gabe fireman’s carries but Yota fights with elbows. Goto still powers Yota up! But Yota slips free! Goto RAMS Yota into the corner, then ducks down for Hashi to LARIAT! Hashi feeds Yota to Goto for the clinch. Hashi runs, GOTO GO TO HUNTER! Cover, Gabe breaks it! Gabe tells Yota, “Koi! <C’mon!>” But Hashi TOSSES Gabe!
Goto hauls Yota up, Hashi helps out, and G Y R! Cover, TWO!! Yota survives and the fans rally up again! Bishamon drags Yota back up, and now they try the dragon sleeper! But Gabe gets in and DECKS Hashi! Gabe BOOTS Goto, runs, but into the fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! But Yota reels Goto in, ORANGE CRUSH! All four men are down and the fans are loving it! Gabe flops out of the ring, Hashi slowly rolls out, and the fans rally as Goto and Yota stir. The dueling between “GO~TO!” and “YO~TA!” is strong, but Yota fires a forearm first! Goto fires back, Yota fires again, and repeat! The forearms pick up speed and the fans rally again!
Yota ROCKS Goto, fires more shots, then ROCKS Goto again! But Goto catches Yota to a wrench and URA GTR! Goto runs, into a GENE TRIGGER! Yota adds a HEADBUTT! Goto falls, Yota roars, and the fans fire up again! Yota aims from the corner, but Gabe tags in! Gabe and Yota argue about who is getting the job done, but Goto runs up! Yota waistlocks, Gabe UPPERCUTS, and then Yota DECKS Goto! Hashi runs in, they both dodge, and they DOUBLE HEADBUTT! Then Gabe & Yota drag Goto up, DOUBLE SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Yota brings Goto back around. Gabe lines up the shot, and they DOUBLE KNEE SANDWICH!
Gabe and Yota get on the same page now, and they wait on Goto. Gabe runs, but Hashi anchors Yota! Goto ducks the Comebacker to UPPERCUT! And HEADBUTT! Gabe STRAIGHT RIGHTS, then clinches! Yota runs up, but Goto slips away, GENE BLASTER hits Gabe!! The fans fire up, Yota is stunned, and Goto fireman’s carries! FIERCE FLASH!! Bishamon then gets Gabe up, dragon sleeper, and SHOTO!! Cover, Bishamon wins!!
Winners: Bishamon, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Gabe & Yota earn 0)
It was for just a moment, but that smallest bit of dysfunction between the rivals cost them this win! Did this loss also just cost Gabe & Yota the playoffs?
As for Bishamon, Goto gets the mic first, and he thanks everyone for coming out tonight. “This February, I won the world heavyweight title for the first time right here in Osaka. But right now as you see, I don’t have that title. Some may think the Goto Revolution is over, but during that time, Yo-chan was always in my corner. And with your support, all of you were, as well. Plus, there’s someone who wanted to join the Goto Revolutionary Army, a young gun as well. The Goto Revolution is not over yet!” Goto looks to Young Lion, Katsuya Matsumoto, and says, “You are already a great Revolutionary.”
The fans applaud and Matsumoto nods in thanks. Goto continues with, “We, Bishamon, will take our fourth trophy. Nobody can stop us from doing what nobody has done before! Please continue to support us!” The fans cheer again, and Goto says, “Let’s end with the Goto G! What G? I know, I know. Matsumoto, you know what G I’m talking about.” Matsumoto thinks about it, and says “Tag” has a G in it! That’s right! Therefore, the G in World Tag League stands for GOTO! The fans cheer and Bishamon is leading the block, but will this still be their tournament for the taking?
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Bishamon: 4-2, 8 points
Gabe Kidd & Yota Tsuji: 4-2, 8 points
Evil & Don Fale: 4-2, 8 points
Shingo Takagi & “Drilla” Dan Moloney: 4-2, 8 points
Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg: 3-3, 6 points
El Desperado & Shuji Ishikawa: 3-3, 6 points
Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens: 1-5, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Taichi & Satoshi Kojima: 1-5, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
My Thoughts:
Another great round for A Block, and even that last place match was awesome. But I should’ve figured Yujiro & Chase would cheat to get their win, and it probably will be their one win, I don’t see them beating Desperado & Shuji. Though who knows, because I’m not sure Despy & Shuji win their final match when they’re now 3-3 after getting cheated by Evil & Fale. Four teams at 4-2, and there are quite a few scenarios.
Bishamon and War Blaster are the other teams with wins over Evil & Fale, but we’re talking playoffs with two spots per block. I have a pretty good feeling that Evil & Fale cheat Yano & Oleg to win, but then they have to hope Taichi & Kojima can beat Gabe & Tsuji OR for War Dragons to beat Bishamon. Evil & Fale can get in as the second seed, unless both Bishamon and War Blaster win. Honestly, that’d be the best scenario, as Evil has his NEVER Openweight Championship to focus on.
My Score: 9/10
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Who heads for Montreal?
To determine a challenger to the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre, SmackDown holds qualifying matches for a #1 contender’s match! Who wins tonight to advance to Saturday Night’s Main Event?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz; Orton wins and advances.
- Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James; Charlotte & Alexa win.
- WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona; Trick wins and advances.
- WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa; Priest wins and advances.
- WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Leon Slater; Melo wins and retains the title.
- Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre; Grace wins.
- WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov; Sami wins and advances.
PLAY BY PLAY
Bagpipes play for Drew McIntyre!
A troupe of six play the music of the Scottish Terminator’s people before the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion officially makes his entrance. London cheers as Drew steps on stage, belt around his waist, and they sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” as he takes his time walking down the ramp. Drew gets his pyro, the fans cheer more, and Drew continues to the ring. Drew looks at the championship while he hears the fans cheering, and he goes up the corner to raise the belt up high! The fans cheer as Drew gets more pyro! And a lot of it! The fans cheer again, and Drew puts the belt on his shoulder, but then he goes back out to join the front row in cheering!
Drew goes back to the ring, grabs the mic, and the singing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” continues. Drew says, “I prayed for this and it happened.” The fans cheer that, then chant, “You Deserve It!” Drew says, “I know it’s been a rough few years in the UK here, but if there’s somebody that can bring us together, it’s our Undisputed WWE Champion. It’s the first-and-only-ever BRITISH WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre!” The fans cheer that! Drew says the love he’s been shown the past week is incredible. Texts, social media posts, the cheers all across Europe, including tonight, “you bunch of mentalists.”
And Drew just wants to say to each and every one out there… “Screw you.” The fans laugh at that, but Drew says no, this isn’t even being a bad guy wrestler. Seriously, screw you! When he got FIRED from WWE, where were they? They wanna jump on the bandwagon now? 99% of them weren’t there for him! When he was being screwed over by Roman Reigns and the Bloodline, there was no uprising for him, huh? How’d they help him out? When CM Punk screwed Drew, the fans cheered Roman and Punk and doing the YEET with Jey Uso! The fans do chant those things now, and then Drew brings up Cody and the corrupt refs!
Was there a hashtag for Drew? NO! There is only one person Drew needs to thank, that ever believed in Drew, and that person… is Drew! So thank you, Drew! If you wanna chant, chant “Thank You, Drew!” The fans do chant, “Thank You, Drew!” Well, there’s one more person Drew must address: The former… Oh, that feels good to say. Drew knows Cody Rhodes is here, and it must cut like a knife to say FORMER WWE Champion, Cody Rhodes! The fans now sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Yes, Drew knows Cody’s crack team is trying to figure out a title rematch. Drew admits to having Nick Aldis add a little extra clause.
Since 99% of Americans can’t read, Drew will tell us what it is: There is NO rematch clause! Cody must start at the bottom, work his way back up. The Vanilla QB1 Era is over! The Dangerous Drew Era begins tonight! The fans cheer that! But then here comes Randy Orton! The fans also cheer for The Viper, they sing along with Voices, and Orton goes right to the ring. Orton grabs himself a mic while the fans finish singing, and then the fans cheer as Orton and Drew are face to face. Drew says this must be Orton out here to congratulate him. The fans chant “R K O!” while Orton chuckles. Orton says Drew and the fans in London all know that they don’t like each other one bit.
So no, this is not Orton here to congratulate Drew. Orton is here to remind Drew that a few months ago, Drew had the chance to kick Orton through the table and declined. The fans again chant “R K O! R K O!” Orton says he wanted to tell Drew that when Orton has the opportunity to return the favor, he won’t hesitate. he beat Drew for that title before, he’ll do it again, and it’ll be courtesy of the three most dangerous letters in all of sports entertainment: R K O! The fans cheer that, but Drew smirks. Only for JACOB FATU to show up! The fans cheer the Samoan Werewolf as he storms his way down the ramp and to the ring.
Drew wants Fatu to hold on, but Orton steps aside so Fatu can DECK Drew! Fatu goes out after Drew, DRIBBLES him off the desk, then whips again! Drew reverses to POST Fatu, but Fatu isn’t even bothered! Drew hurries away, Fatu chases him into the crowd! Orton is more amused than anything, will Drew get out of London in one piece? But then The Miz slithers in! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE on Orton!! The Hollywood A-Lister strikes outta nowhere, but will he soon regret that? We find out, after the break!
WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz!
SmackDown returns and the match is already going as Orton fires body shots and a HEADBUTT! But Miz kicks the leg out and BASEMENT DDTS! Cover, TWO! Orton survives then bails out, then throws his shirt off. The fans rally, but Miz pursues. Orton ROCKS Miz, then brings him up for the DESK BACK- NO, Miz lands out to then CLUB Orton! Miz hits the DESK BACK SUPLEX! The fans boo as Miz mocks Orton’s signature pose, then Miz puts Orton in the ring. Miz stomps Orton, but the fans taunt Miz with, “OH~ Miz is a Wanker~!” Miz throws hands, Orton fires back, and they go back and forth.
Orton fires off haymakers, whips Miz to a corner, but Miz reverses. Miz soaks up heat, runs in at Orton, but Orton LARIATS first! And LARIATS again! Then a dodge and SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up for Orton while Miz scrambles to the apron. Orton goes after Miz, brings him through the ropes, but Miz fights free! Miz hurries away while the fans boo, but Orton pursues. Orton finds Miz at the desk! Kick and DESK BACK SUPLEX! Miz sputters and writhes while the fans fire up. They want that “One More Time!” Orton obliges, another DESK BACK SUPLEX for Miz! The fans rally, they still want that “One More Time!”
Orton gets Miz up again, a third DESK BACK SUPLEX! Orton refreshes the count while Miz slumps off the desk. The fans cheer Orton, he puts Miz in the ring, and he has Miz in the ropes! The fans fire up again and Orton smiles as he drags Miz in, DRAPING DDT! The fans cheer again, and Orton hears those voices! Miz slowly rises, R K- FINALE!?! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans cheer! Miz is beside himself as Orton survives his finisher again! The fans rally behind Orton but Miz storms up to full nelson again. But Orton arm-drags free, RK- NO, Miz rolls him up, TWO! Miz scrambles, RKO!! Cover, Orton wins!
Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)
The fans cheer as The Viper strikes, and now punches his ticket to Montreal! But will Orton truly be the Apex Predator when he battles three others for that #1 contender’s spot?
Drew returns backstage.
He grumbles about crazy Fatu, but Ilja Dragunov finds him. The Mad Russian is glad they are finally talking face to face. Obviously, Drew has some problems, so Ilja will get to the point: Tonight, Ilja will beat Sami Zayn and be one step closer to the championship. Ilja won a championship his first night back, simply because he doesn’t fight like a sane man! Drew says yeah, he doesn’t care, there’s a crazy person after him! Go ahead, win your match, win the Fatal 4 Way, and we’ll see him at the Royal Rumble. Drew swears he did NOT knock Fatu’s teeth out, but he sure will do that to Ilja! Drew runs off, but is that true? If Drew didn’t sideline Fatu, who did?
The Wyatts speak.
Bo Dallas says, “Solo… You think you stole our light. But you’ve just inherited the weight of what it really means. The lantern has never been a weapon. We carry it in the dark, so the dark doesn’t carry us. It does not belong int he hands of someone who believes taking it is more powerful than its true purpose. It will come back to us. Like a moth to a flame, we will not rest until it’s home.” The warning has been issued, will MFT heed it?
Charlotte Flair finds Alexa Bliss backstage.
The Queen hip bumps Lil’ Miss Bliss to cheer her up, but it doesn’t really work. Alexa says last week sucked: She lost to Giulia, Nia & Lash messed with her before the match and then beat her up after. It was a complete numbers game, Alexa was alone, so was Charlotte actually sick? Or was she just “cough cough” sick? No, it was not a “cough cough,” it was a “barf barf.” And Alexa’s the one that got a title opportunity without Charlotte, but Alexa has no idea how many title opportunities Charlotte turned down because she put the team first. Really? Yes, really. Name them. Not the point. Well, does Charlotte have Alexa’s back? Does Alexa have Charlotte’s back?
Bottomline is, Alexa is Charlotte’s person. Charlotte was sick. Heart hands, and Charlotte says she’ll finish warming up. But then Nia & Lash walk in saying that was so cute. Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia, but this is typical Alexa. She makes you feel guilty then plays victim. She’s really good at it. Yeah, Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia. And they won’t like her response. As for this charade, Charlotte gets why Alexa isn’t friends with Nia. And Lash has changed. Charlotte heads out, will #Charlexa be able to focus on the match before them? Or will the Irresistible Force & Bougie Bully make sure all eyes are on them again?
Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James!
SmackDown returns and the Beautiful Madness and Miss Management are already waiting in the ring. Charlotte makes her entrance, followed by Alexa. The teams sort out and Alexa starts with Kiana. The fans “WOO~” for Charlotte while Kiana talks some trash on Alexa. Kiana shoves Alexa, but Alexa SLAPS back! The fans cheer that! Alexa then ducks a shot to SLAP, ROCK, KNEE, and DROPKICK Kiana! Alexa runs, but Kiana gets up to KNEE low! Kiana brings Alexa around, suplexes, but Alexa tags out to Charlotte. The fans “WOO~” again and Kiana talks more trash. Charlotte slips around her, Kiana ELBOWS free, then whips, but Charlotte reverses!
Kiana hits buckles, but she ELBOWS back again! Kiana goes up and over Charlotte, then SUPERKICKS! Charlotte wobbles, Kiana runs, but into Charlotte’s BOOT! Tag to Alexa, and she gets a hand in the spin and DROPKICK! Giulia tags in, Alexa dodges but Giulia ROCKS Charlotte! Alexa ROCKS Giulia! Alexa ROCKS Kiana! But then Giulia SHOTGUNS Alexa! Giulia taunts Alexa, the ref keeps Charlotte back, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
The ref reprimands but Kiana backs off. Giulia wrenches Alexa’s hair to THROW her to the corner. Giulia stomps away on Alexa in the corner, the ref counts, but Giulia stops at 4. Giulia tags Kiana, Kiana stomps Alexa, then Kiana CLUBS Alexa. Alexa goes to another corner, Kiana whips corner to corner, and Alexa hits buckles hard! Kiana grins as she storms back up, and she bumps Alexa off buckles. Tag to Giulia and Giulia brings Alexa onto the ropes. Giulia hooks Alexa up in the ropes, and fishhooks the face! The ref counts, Giulia stops and sucker punches Charlotte! The ref stops Charlotte, Giulia DROPKICKS Alexa and Kiana BOOTS Alexa down!
Giulia ELBOW DROPS Alexa, covers, TWO! Giulia is already annoyed with the count, but she stomps away on Alexa. Giulia CLUBS Alexa, HEADBUTTS her, and HEADBUTTS again! Giulia bumps Alexa off buckles, tags Kiana, and Kiana brings Alexa around to kick a leg. Kiana taunts Alexa, but she sucker punches Charlotte! The fans give thumbs down, but Kiana snap suplexes! Charlotte protests, that distracts the ref! The ref is late to the cover, TWO! Kiana fireman’s carries Alexa, but Alexa fights to a sunset flip! TWO! Kiana stops Alexa, but she still reaches out! Kiana RAMS Alexa into the corner! And RAMS her again and again!
Kiana handsprings, runs back in, and she RAMS Alexa again! The ref counts, Giulia tags in, and Kiana snapmares Alexa to BOOT her! Giulia is up top, she MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa survives, but Giulia HEADBUTTS her to the cover! Charlotte again distracts, another late count, TWO! Giulia is annoyed but she tags Kiana as SmackDown returns to single picture. Kiana sends Giulia in, but Alexa dodges! Giulia hits buckles, Alexa DUMPS Kiana out, and the fans fire up! Kiana hurries back in, she anchors Alexa’s foot, then she drags her back! Alexa ENZIGIRIS free, hot tag to Charlotte!
The fans fire up as The Queen RUNS Kiana over! And RUNS her over again! CHOP and CHOP for Kiana, CHOP and CHOP for Giulia! CHOP after CHOP, “WOO~” after “WOO~,” and then Charlotte CHOPS Giulia down! Charlotte runs up, Kiana dodges, but Charlotte keeps moving! WALK OVER LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Charlotte stalks Kiana to a corner. Charlotte whips, Kiana reverses, but Charlotte goes up and out. BOOT for Giulia, BOOT for Kiana, and then Charlotte goes up! CROSSBODY on Kiana! Cover, TWO! Kiana is tougher than that, but Charlotte stays focused. The fans rally up as Charlotte runs in, but into a BOOT!
Kiana runs up, but into a BOOT! Charlotte steps on Kiana to a corner, she and Giulia scrap, and Kiana YANKS her down! The fans boo but Charlotte still wrenches Kiana to a NECKBREAKER! Charlotte runs, but into a SIPNEBUSTER! Kiana shows her power, and she tags Giulia! Giulia KNEES Charlotte down! Cover, Alexa breaks it! The fans fire up but Giulia is furious! Kiana whips, Alexa reverses and TOSSES Kiana out! But Kiana trips Alexa! Giulia has Charlotte, Charlotte shoves free, but Giulia BOOTS her! And KICKS her! And KICKS her again! Charlotte snarls, she ducks the buzzsaw!
Charlotte shoves and ROCKS Giulia! Charlotte runs, but Giulia follows to HEADBUTT! Giulia runs, but into a BOOT! Charlotte has Giulia but Kiana tags in! Charlotte runs, Kiana KNEES her first! But Alexa tags in! Kiana runs, but into the clinch! TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL!! Cover, Charlexa wins!
Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by pinfall
Bliss proved she does have Charlotte’s back! But then Nia & Lash attack after all! They BLAST Giulia, DECK Alexa, and HEADBUTT Charlotte! And HEADBUTT her again! Nia POSTS Charlotte while the fans boo! Nia & Lash soak up the heat, but Giulia is back up! Kiana says hold on, hold on, they’re good. Giuila says she is NOT good, she wants after Nia! Miss Management has her client back off, if just for now. Will the Beautiful Madness make sure no one disrespects her and gets away with it?
Solo Sikoa speaks.
“Bo. You’re absolutely right. This is just more than a lantern. I can see the millions of fireflies across the world. They are now in my possession. Your legacy is in my hands. And if you want this lantern back, I suggest you put those tag team titles on the line. But that’s just the beginning. You see, my family is going to take back all the gold. But until then… I’m going to take real, real good care of this. And he is going to be with me when I take out Damian Priest and bring back the WWE Undisputed title to the family.” Solo then blows out the lantern, but will it be lights out for the Archer of Infamy? Or will Priest be the one headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event?
Cody Rhodes is here!
London sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance. There’s a bit more smoke than usual, but we still get “WHOA~ OH~!” and the pyro! Cody takes a moment to take in the crowd before he goes down the ramp and to the ring. Cody then stands on the corner for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but even that seems different without the Undisputed Championship on his arm or around his waist. Cody grabs the mic, the fans cheer, and Cody takes a moment to hear them singing, “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Cody then says, “Well, that sounds a bit different. That’s okay. That’s okay.
“Because if anything, I guess it was becoming a bit… episodic. I would come out here, I would tap my fist three times, we’d all say ‘Whoa,’ I’d walk to the ring, and I’d ask you, ‘Whaddya wanna talk about?'” The fans are a bit torn there, and Cody takes a moment. The fans now sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Cody says don’t worry, they will discuss the NEW WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre. Cody never broke down why the name of his podcast is Whaddya Wanna Talk About. It was quite simple: He wasn’t just the company’s champion, he was the people’s champion. The fans are again torn, but Cody says he didn’t want the fans to be spectators, he wanted them to be teammates.
But perhaps Cody got comfortable with the episodic, with the predictable. He didn’t see all the eventualities, all the ways in which he could lose. Or, is Drew just that good? The fans agree there! Cody says he could ask himself that, or he could ask what HBK, Hogan, and Stone Cold have in common with Cody. Simple: they’re the only ones to go back-to-back in Royal Rumble wins. And only one of those names won it three times, that’s how a near impossible feat that is. And they all know Cody loves a gamble, he loves a long shot. Here in WWE, where we have the best men’s and women’s divisions, sometimes the best power you can have is self-belief.
So here and now, in a city that means a great deal to Cody, a city he wrestled in every weekend for WhatCulture Pro-Wrestling to sharpen his skills and became the American Nightmare, a city that DOES deserve a WrestleMania (the fans erupt for that!), let Cody make it official! Drew says there’s no rematch clause, good! They’ll do this the old fashioned way! Cody is officially declaring for the 2026 Men’s Royal Rumble match!! The fans love that, too! “So, London, what DO you wanna talk about?! Let’s talk about Jacob Fatu!” The fans are torn on that name, and Cody says he met Fatu backstage at APW, you know he’s a thoroughbred!
Cody saw Fatu VS Solo Sikoa, and you could tell Fatu was on the come up. Fatu is a young veteran in their industry. But as such, Cody is aware and positive that Fatu knows what a receipt means! And Fatu has the largest receipt coming from Cody! Fatu is all gas, no brakes, come down here and collect. Or Cody can find Fatu first and beat the brakes off his ass! The fans are fired up with Cody, but is this gambler going to bust even before we reach the Royal Rumble? Or will a fight with Fatu be just the momentum Cody needs to have his threepeat?
Backstage interview with Matt Cardona.
Cathy Kelley is with The Complete, saying he is moments away from his match with Trick Williams to qualify for the #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way. What would it mean to not only come back to the WWE but to win that title? Cardona says the way Cody lost was a shame, and Cardona was really looking forward to facing his friend for that belt. But now that it’ll be Drew McIntyre. They go way back, too. Drew’s first WWE match was with Zack Ryder. And just like Cody and Drew, Cardona left WWE to find himself, and he’s back, But while Cody and Drew are each former world champions, Cardona is not. Yet.
Cardona isn’t back just to be back, he wants his time at the top. The journey, the ups and downs, the grind, it all led back here for Cardona to be Undisputed Champion! Cardona is #AlwayZReady, but will he be able to #WhoopDatTrick? Or will the former NXT & TNA World Champion soon be headed for another top title in his young career?
WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona!
SmackDown returns as Trick continues to vibe with London. Then the fans cheer as Cardona makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally and duel already. The two circle, tie up, then break. Cardona smirks, Trick flexes, and the two go again. Trick waistlocks, spins Cardona, then pie faces Cardona! Trick talks trash, but Cardona RAMS him into a corner! Trick bobs ‘n’ weaves, then he pie faces again! Trick says he runs this house, dawg! But Cardona ROCKS Trick, ROCKS him again, then fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Cardona backs off, but Trick KNEES low! Trick scoops and SLAMS, then snarls as he checks his chin.
Trick tells Cardona not to mess with him! Trick RUNS Cardona over! The fans are torn but Trick talks trash. Cardona rises up, he dodges the tackle, but Trick CLUBS the backdrop away. Trick pie faces, then runs, but Cardona DROPKICKS him! Then clinch and FLATLINER! Trick staggers up, Cardona LARIATS him up and out! The fans fire up with Cardona, and he builds speed to WRECK Trick with a dropkick! Cardona then aims from the apron, MISSILE DROPKICK to the floor! The fans rally up again and Cardona grits his teeth while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Cardona drags Trick up, puts him in the ring, but Trick bails back out. Cardona goes to the ropes, and he drags Trick up by his hair! But Trick trips Cardona up! Trick drags Cardona out to THROW him into barriers! Trick talks trash, then FLAPJACKS Cardona off the apron! Trick fires up, then he brings Cardona up to put him in the ring. Cardona goes to a corner, Trick storms up on him, and he ROCKS Cardona. The ref reprimands, but Trick CHOPS Cardona. Then ROCKS him again! Trick hears the fans cheer and jeer, and he talks some smack on them now. Trick UPPERCUTS Cardona and Cardona slumps against ropes.
Trick whips Cardona, FLAPJACKS again, then kips up! Trick says he runs this house, then he storms up on Cardona at the ropes. Trick CHOKES Cardona, the ref counts, but Trick stops at 4. Cardona coughs and goes to a corner, Trick digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Trick stops at 4, snarls, then he whips Cardona corner to corner! Then a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Trick keeps Cardona down with a chinlock, but the fans rally while Cardona endures. Cardona fights up, fires body shots and CHOPS, but Trick LEG LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Trick rains down forearms and Cardona can barely guard!
Trick drags Cardona back into the chinlock and he squeezes tight. The fans rally as Cardona endures again, and Cardona fights up. JAWBREAKAER! Trick rebounds, but Cardona dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! Trick pushes Cardona back, Cardona avoids the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KICK! Cardona wobbles, but he comes back to BOOT Trick! Trick comes back, but Cardona catches the leg lariat to SAIDO! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Trick crawls, Cardona rises, and the fans duel. Trick is in a corner, Cardona runs up, forearm SMASH! Cardona fires shots, soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes side to side for the BROSKI BOOT!
Cardona then ZIGZAGS! Shoutout to his pal, Nic Nemeth, then covers, TWO! Trick survives but Cardona underhooks him! Trick fights the lift, BACKDROPS, but Cardona sunset flips it to high stack! TWO!! Trick escapes, runs up, but the splash misses! Trick slumps down, Cardona goes for another, but Trick avoids the boot! Trick wags his finger, but then Cardona just WRECKS him with another dropkick! Cardona hurries to fetch Trick into the ring while the fans still duel. Trick runs back up, SLINGSHOTS Cardona into the ring, then TRICK KICK! Cover, TWO!! Cardona survives but Trick gets the arm.
The fans rally up, Trick cartwheels to RIPCORD, and BOOK- DDT!! Cardona turns things around, goes to the corner, and he runs up, ROUGH- NO, Trick pops free! Trick runs up, but into KNEES! Cardona goes up, lines up the shot, but Trick avoids another one! Both men run, and Trick POUNCES Cardona?! The fans fire up and Trick takes aim again! Cardona staggers up, TRICK SHOT!! Cover, Trick wins!
Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)
A hard fought match for the first-time-ever, and Mr. Whoop Dat punches his ticket to Montreal! Will Trick soon win his first Saturday Night’s Main Event to- “Hey, Kit. Are you there?” The fans fire up for Mr. Masculinity Detox! Kit steps past Trick and Cardona, to then BLINDSIDE Cardona! The fans boo as Kit sends Cardona into the steel steps! Kit says, “TOXIC! TOXIC! TOXIC!” London goes back to cheering as the song continues, but will Kit make himself the topic no matter where he goes?
Backstage interview with Damian Priest.
Cathy Kelley is now with the Archer of Infamy, and brings up his chance at Drew McIntyre and the Undisputed Championship. But that means going through Solo Sikoa first. How do you prepare for such an opportunity? Priest says he could go on and on about Drew, there’s a lot of history there. He won’t get ahead of himself, tonight is about Solo. Facing Solo 1v1 isn’t an issue. But is it going to be 1v1? Priest doesn’t think so. But Priest will remind us that in London, he became Senor Money in the Bank. So tonight, Solo, MFT, if Priest has to do 1vALL again, he’ll do it. Priest has to get past this and get at Drew. So tonight, it’s whatever it takes.
Priest heads out, will he make sure no one stops him on his path back to the top? Or will Solo use The Outlaw as an example to all of the WWE Universe?
SmackDown returns and…
Kit is still in the ring with a mic,. “You all know that I’m right! You know there’s a problem! And I’m the solution. So I will say it again. I will let the whole world know. you all need reassurance, you all need leadership. you all need ME!” The fans cheer that, but then FATU slips in behind Kit! Kit says he is the tonic to the toxic masculinity, he is KIT! WIL-SON! But he turns around into a SUPERKICK! The Samoan Werewolf is raging, the fans are torn, but Fatu dares Cody and/or Drew to show up! SENTON on Kit, then a MIGHTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Kit flounders away, the fans are still torn, but now Fatu grabs a mic.
“YADADA MEAN!?” The fans cheer that! Fatu tells Cody, “You got something to say about me?! You have something to say TO me? Well check this out! Bring your punk ass out here right now!” Fatu throws off his vest, and Cody makes his entrance again! Cody is in his tracksuit but that comes off pretty quick, too! The American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf start throwing hands and the fans fire up! Cody hammers away in the corner, but Fatu RAMS him into another corner! Security rushes out here but fans boo! “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Aldis hurries out here, and he wants them both to stop!
The fans cheer as Cody breaks free! Cody CLOBBERS Fatu, everyone falls over, and SmackDown goes back to break! What must Aldis do to restore order?
BREAKING NEWS!
Now set for Saturday Night’s Main Event, it will be Cody Rhodes VS Jacob Fatu! Will Montreal survive the American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf tearing it up?
WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa w/ MFT!
The Archer of Infamy and the would-be Tribal Chief have said their piece, and now they must back those words up with actions. Will Priest defy the odds as Solo isn’t solo out here? Or will Solo, waving the Wyatt lantern as he walks out here, lead by example for his family?
The bell rings and Solo circles with Priest. They tie up, Solo headlocks, and Solo talks trash. Priest powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Priest rebounds to RAM Solo! Solo staggers, but he and Priest reset. They tie up, but Solo kicks low! And HEADBUTTS! Solo ROCKS Priest, whips him to ropes, but Priest reverses to BACK ELBOW! Priest mule kicks Solo, reels him in, but Solo fights the lift. Solo UPPERCUTS, but Priest SUPERKICKS! Solo tumbles out, MFT is there to check on him, but Priest pursues. The fans fire up as Priest runs up, but MFT stands in the way! The fans boo, the ref tells MFT tos tay back, and Priest goes back tot he apron.
Solo runs up,b ut Priest dodges! Solo still avoids the roundhouse and he BOOTS Priest down! The ref wants Solo to back off, but now MFT mugs Priest! The fans boo, JC Mateo pretends to be shocked, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Solo goes out to fetch Priest, SMACK him off the desk, and put him in the ring. Solo soaks up heat, HEADBUTTS Priest down, then HEADBUTTS him again and again! Solo stalks Priest to ropes, kicks him out, then pursues. MFT backs up so Solo can SMACK Priest off the desk again! Solo soaks up more heat, winds up, but Priest clinches! FLATLINER on the desk! The ring count is climbing but Priest puts Solo in at 5 of 10. Priest then winds up to UPPERCUT! Solo wobbles, Priest powers up the arm, and he runs to COME- NO, Solo ducks, shoves, and SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Priest survives and Solo frowns.
Solo motions that he’s gonna be champion, and he rains down fists in the corner. The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, and he soaks up more heat. Solo runs corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! Priest sputters in the corner, Solo soaks up more heat, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Solo aims again, he runs back in, and HIP ATTACKS! Priest sputters again and the fans duel. Solo smirks as he goes corner to corner again, and mocks Jey Uso with the “Run it back” motion. Solo runs back in, but Priest is up! WHEEL KICK! Priest hits that just in time, and JC shields the imaginary eyes of the lantern from that collision.
Solo and Priest go back to corners while the fans rally up. Priest huffs ‘n’ puffs and fires up! Priest and Solo stare down, run up, and they RAM shoulders! Then they fire haymakers back and forth! The fans duel, Priest KICKS, Solo ROCKS, and the hands keep firing off! Solo gets the edge, but Priest avoids the last shot to BELL CLAP! Then he KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! ROLLING ELBOW! Priest then winds up again, but Solo HEADBUTTS! Priest ROUNDHOUSES! Solo rebounds to SUPERKICK! Priest staggers, but he SPIN KICKS! Solo stays up, Priest SPIN KICKS again! Solo rebounds, Priest ducks ‘n’ dodges, then LEAPING LARIATS!
The fans fire up with Priest while Solo goes to a corner. Priest runs up, BACK ELBOW! Priest keeps moving, but Solo fireman’s carries! Priest slips free, ELEVATED FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, MFT coaches Solo, but Priest goes to the corner. Priest climbs up, but Solo distracts the ref. Talla reaches out to trip Priest up! The fans boo but the ref wonders what happened. The ref puts two and two together, and he EJECTS Talla! The fans cheer, Talla is mad, but Solo hurries up after Priest! Fireman’s carry, but Priest slips free! Priest has the crucifix! RAZOR’S EDGE on Solo! Cover, TWO!! Solo survives and MFT is relieved.
Priest sighs but he just brings down the straps. The fans fire up as Priest aims, but Tama Tonga distracts! The fans boo, but Loa gets on the apron! Priest runs Loa off, but Solo prepares his own right hand! Priest avoids the spike, COMEBACK- SPINNING SOLO!! Solo goes up the corner, FLYING SOLO!! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as Priest survives, but Solo- OH NO! The Wyatts are here!! The lights go out, the fans go nuts, and when the lights are back, the Wyatts are BEHIND MFT! JC, Loa and Tama turn around, and then Howdy, Gacy & Lumis JUMP on them! The fans fire up as the factions fight all around ringside, Nikki Cross cheering her brothers on!
Things spill out into the crowd, Howdy RAMS JC into the post, then TOSSES JC into security staff! Howdy sees the lantern, but Solo CLOBBERS Howdy first! The fans boo, but Solo brings the lantern to the ring. The ref reprimands, Solo sets the lantern down, but Priest guzels! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!!
Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)
Solo’s obsession with tearing down the Wyatt legacy just cost him his own chance at glory! Saturday Night’s Main Event is now wepa, but will The Archer of Infamy hit the mark in Montreal? Meanwhile, Howdy laughs as he takes the lantern back. But TALLA is back! And he BOOTS Howdy down! The fans boo but Talla takes the lantern back for MFT. Will the Wyatts have no choice but to put those titles on the line in exchange?
Sami Zayn heads for gorilla.
And on the way, he crosses paths with Drew McIntyre. Drew tells Sami that he heard what Sami said last week. Sami hoped that Drew would win, but thought Cody would? Well, lucky Sami isn’t a betting man, or he’d lose big, as usual. Sami says he meant what he said, a part of him did want Drew to win, and that part of him is happy Drew did win. Because now, Sami is going to go to war with Ilja Dragunov, and win. Then next week, in Sami’s hometown of Montreal, Sami will become #1 contender. And then at the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia, they’ll see each other again.
Oh, really inspiring, Sami, but here’s the truth: Drew has beaten Sami ELEVEN times, Sami has beaten Drew ZERO times. And if Sami does happen to make it to the Rumble, absolutely nothing changes. Sami says, “We’ll see.” Sami continues on, will he be able to defeat the Mad Russian and head home to Montreal? Or will he fall short of his world championship dreams yet again?
WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS ???
Speaking of championship dreams, it is another opportunity for someone, anyone, to step up to H1M! Who will go for gold in London? We find out, after the break.
SmackDown returns, London cheers on “MEL~O! MEL~O!” But who is answering the call? It’s TNA X-Division Champion and the star of Bradford, England, LEON SLATER! The fans fire up for their guy, but will the Youngest In Charge soon be a double champion? The introductions are made, the US title is raised, and we see who hits the game winner!
The bell rings and the two run up! They tie up, go around, and Melo headlocks. Melo hits the headlock takeover, Leon headscissors, Melo kips free. Roles reverse as Leon hits the headlock takeover for Melo to headscissor. Leon kips free, Melo turns things back around with another headlock, but Leon powers up and puts Melo in the corner. The ref counts, Leon backs off, and the fans applaud as Leon whips. Melo reverses, Leon goes up and over, but Melo turns hip toss into hip toss and lateral press! TWO and Leon has the ghost pin! TWO, Leon stands, dodges Melo, but Melo blocks! Melo dodges, then hits the FADE AWAY JUMPER!
The fans fire up as Melo then brings Leon up. Melo CHOPS, ROCKS, and CHOPS again. Leon ROCKS Melo back! The fans rally up as Leon runs to CHOP Melo in the corner! Leon shakes out his hand, that’s how hard he hit Melo! But Melo kicks Leon, CHOPS again, and the fans fire up. Melo whips, Leon reverses, but Melo rolls off the back. But Melo’s leg jams! Leon hesitates, but Melo says bring it. Leon runs up, Melo dodges to waistlock, but Leon bucks the O’Conner! Melo blocks one kick, ducks the enzigiri, but that REWIND HEEL hits! The fans fire up, Leon whips but Melo reverses, only for Leon to handspring back elbow!
Melo bails out, Leon aims, PLANCHA! Down goes Melo and the fans fire up! Leon puts Melo in, he goes up the corner, and Melo hobbles up into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Melo is still in this, but the fans sing, “Leon Slater, DOO DOO DOODOO!” Leon is feeling it, Melo applauds, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Leon and Melo circle, though that bad leg is still a problem. Melo shakes it out, he and Leon go again, and Melo waistlocks. Leon switches, they go to the mat, and Leon body scissors for a GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, and Melo is up! Leon hurries after him, but Melo ELBOWS Leon away. Melo reels Leon in, suplexes, then floats to a cover, TWO! Melo takes his kneepad down to check his knee, and Leon crawls to ropes while the fans rally up. Melo stalks Leon, has him in a corner, and he climbs up. Melo rains down fists, gives a little forearm grind instead of the six-seven, then he snapmares Leon. But Leon’s right up to CHOP!
Melo flops to the apron, Leon brings him up, but Melo RAMS Leon! Melo hobbles but runs, only for Leon to blow past him! Melo hurdles, ducks, and then DROPKICKS! But even that wasn’t the best, and he shakes the leg out. Leon slowly rises, the fans rally more, and both men stand. Melo hobbles over to Leon, brings him up, and reels him in again. Leon fights the suplex, Melo still tries, but Leon pops free! Leon shoves and DROPKICKS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo is toughing it out but Leon still has the fans behind him. Leon stands Melo up, whips him to ropes, but Melo reveres. Leon handsprings, but Melo dodges!
Leon avoids the Jumper again, then he follows Melo! INVERTED SPANISH FLY! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as SmackDown returns to single picture and both men slowly rise. Melo is up first, he gets Leon to his feet, and he CHOPS! Leon snarls and he CHOPS again! Leon then brings Melo up, but Melo ROCKS Leon! Leon staggers, comes back, and he ROCKS Melo! Melo CHOPS, whips, but Leon reverses to BOOT! Melo is at the ropes, but he avoids the sweep! LA MYSTICA! And then the suplex, LAYUP CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Leon survives and the fans rally up while Melo grits his teeth.
Melo waits on Leon to rise up, then he storms up in the corner. Melo whips, Leon stops himself, and he stops the First 48! Melo fights the crab, reels Leon in, TWO! But then Leon LEG LARIATS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo survives the sudden turnaround but Leon stays cool. Leon drags Melo to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Melo goes to the apron. Leon just adjusts, then leaps, but Melo dodges! Melo CHOPS Leon, but Leon fireman’s carries! Melo slips free, the leg jams, and Leon avoids the shoulder! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP in the ropes! Leon then goes back to the corner, springboards, but Melo slips around! Sunset flip, TWO!
Leon sits on the cover, TWO! Melo has it, TWO! Leon has it, TWO! ONE! ONE! And repeat! both men stand, the fans fi reup, and Leon SPIKE-RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and the fans fire up again! Then Melo SUPERKICKS! Leon goes to the corner, Melo runs up, but Leon puts him on the apron. Melo’s leg jams again! Leon just builds speed corner to corner! Leon FLIES over the post!! Down goes Melo and the fans are thunderous! Leon puts Melo in fast, goes up the corner, and the fans are on his side! SWANTON- NO, Melo moves and Leon FLOPS! Melo hits the FIRST 48! Cover, TWO!! Leon survives and the fans fire up again!
Melo is frustrated, his leg is hurting, but he elbows Leon off him. “This is Awesome!” as Melo goes back up the corner. Leon hurries to anchor a foot, but Melo CLUBS away on Leon. Leon UPPERCUTS Melo, then climbs back up. Leon and Melo fight for control up there, and they’re on the very top! Melo hits a SUPER LAYUP CUTTER!! Cover, MELO WINS!
Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)
A standing ovation as two young icons just put on an instant classic, and Melo gives respect to Leon. This was the first time they’ve fought, will there be many more in the years to come?
Shinsuke Nakamura watches this backsatge.
But then Tama Tonga calls him out. Tama says Nakamura is looking at the US title, but the next chance doesn’t belong to him. Nakamura took his shot, and he blew it. Once MFT takes the tag titles, that US Championship is Tama’s. Nakamura and Tama do go way back, so this is Nakamura’s one and only warning: Stay out of Tama’s way. Nakamura tells Tama in Japanese that he knows their history, but he warns Tama in return that he better be ready to fight for what he wants. Will the Good Bad Guy bring the US title to MFT? Or will the King of Strong Style get another chance?
Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae walk ‘n’ talk backstage.
Johnny Wrestling looks at the Axiom mask he stole and he still can’t believe “those dorks” fell for it last week. Who even wears turtlenecks? But Axiom steps in and says he’ll be the better man. He wants to save Gargano from a beating, so just hand the mask over. Oh, Gargano doesn’t have the mask. He hands it to Candice, she hurries off, and Axiom tells Gargano to grow up. Gargano says if Axiom will excuse them, they’re gonna do married people things. Laters. Wait, another Axiom? This one DECKS Gargano, and surprise! It was Frazer! Oh, another surprise is that Frazer talked with Aldis. Next week, it is Gargano VS Frazer, 1v1.
And after Frazer beats Gargano, his amigo will do the same and take that mask back. So enjoy it while you still can. Fraxiom high-fives and heads out, will they get their revenge on Gargano one way or another?
Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre!
The Juggernaut chose SmackDown because of all the names she’d love to beat down. She already handled “Slaygent A,” will she bring down The Hot Mess next? Or will even she have to pledge her allegiance to Chelsea Green?
SmackDown returns and Jade Cargill is ringside to watch this. The Storm has put Chelsea and Jordynne on notice, will her presence do that tonight? Jordynne makes her entrance now, and the bell rings. Chelsea runs up to tie up with Grace, but she SHOVES Cheslea away! Chelsea gets up to SLAP Grace, and SLAP and SLAP again! Grace just brushes those off, then SLAPS back! Chelsea wobbles, Grace whips her, and then SPINEBUSTER! Grace hauls Chelsea up, reels her in, and the fans rally as Grace claps using chelsea’s back. Grace hits a stalling suplex, then she SLAMS Chelsea down! The fans cheer, Grace covers, TWO!
Grace clamps onto Chelsea, fireman’s carries, but Chelsea slips free to RAM her into buckles! Chelsea salutes, BOOTS Grace into the corner, then Alba SUPERKICKS Grace behind the ref’s back! Chelsea runs, slides, and THROWS Grace down! Cover, ONE!! Chelsea is furious already, and she drags Grace up. Chelsea whips Grace to the corner, salutes again, and the fans are torn as she runs in. Grace slips around to RAM Chelsea into buckles! ANd again, and again! Backslide, roll through, and short arm LARIAT! Short arm LARIAT! And- NO, Chelsea slips aroudn to waistlock. Grace ELBOWS free, then she ROCKS Cheslea!
Grace ELBOWS, LARIATS, then roars! the fans fire up and Grace runs in, but she blocks a boto firsT! Then a wrench and MUFFLER PLEX! Grace shouts fo rChelsea to ger up. Chelase stands, Grace fireman’s carries, DIRECT EFFECT! Jackknife bridge, Grace wins!
Winner: Jordynne Grace, by pinfall
A new move for her new win streak, but Jade just golf claps Grace’s win. Grace grabs a mic, and she says, “Hey, champ. I’m glad that you came out here tonight to watch me. It’s extremely important that you know exactlly waht’s coming fo ryou.” The fans are torn, but Grace says if watching was just enough, that’s fine. But if Jade’s tired of babysitting that title, then step into the ring right here, right now! The fans fire up as Jade stands up! Jade goes to the ring and says Grace msut be stupid. But then Chelsea runs up! Grace dodges, Cheslea BLASTS Jade!! Chelsea is shocked, but also dazed, and Grace picks up the belt.
Grace smiles as she holds up THE WWE Women’s Championship, before she throws it back to Jade. Jade says, “Bet!” When and where will these forces of nature battle it out?
Backstage interview with Trick Williams.
Cathy congratulates him on his win tonight, and says he didn’t just ease his way onto SmackDown, he jumped into the deep end. What does this mean to him that he is headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event for a #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way? Trick says let this be a warning: he is putting all of SmackDown on notice! All you bums, bobbleheads and bootlickers, know that Trick is that dawg! Trick looks like money, he feels like money, because Trick IS money. And he wants a special shoutout to Randy Orton and Damian Priest! Congrats, you have a match with the future of this business, let’s talk about it! And hold on. He might be Whoop Dat Trick, but on Saturday, he whoops dat ass.
Cathy says yes, she was going to add- Oh, Priest steps in. Trick is the guy who does a lot of talking. Priest doesn’t. You already know what’s up on SNME. But Trick’s free on Friday, right? So is Priest. And Priest is ready to whoop dat Trick. Priest heads out, will he have quite the appetizer with Trick when SmackDown arrives in Montreal?
WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov!
We saw these two battle over the United States Championship, and #BigMatchSami lost the title to the returning Mad Russian Dragon. But now, they fight for a much bigger prize on this Road to WrestleMania! Will Sami make up for that loss and join that Fatal 4 Way? Or will Ilja continue to rise up the ranks and be one match away from taking over the world?
SmackDown returns as Sami makes his entrance. The fans sing along with the song and Sami high-fives the front row along the ramp. The bell rings and the fans fire up as Sami and Ilja stare down. They step up, and they start firing forearms! The fans rally up as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster! Sami fires a flurry, but then Ilja CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then SPIN CHOP! CHOP to the leg! BOOT! Ilja runs, but into a LARIAT! The fans fire up while Ilja goes to ropes and Sami catches his breath. Sami storms up on Ilja to CHOP! Ilja just eggs him on! Sami CHOPS, fire more forearms, then stops as the ref counts.
Ilja KNEES low, fires more forearms, then whips. Sami reverses, Ilja reverses back, but Sami goes up and over! Sami runs up, Ilja BOOTS him, then JUMP KICKS! The fans fire up with Ilja, and he stands Sami up to bump him off buckles. Ilja CHOPS, then runs corner to corner. Ilja KNEES low, keeps moving, and he BOOT WASHES! Ilja snapmares Sami down, then hops up, KING KONG KNEE DROP! The fans fire up and Ilja goes up again! KING KONIG- NO, Sami dodges! Sami then kicks Iljia and suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO! Ilja is still fighting and the fans rally back up.
Sami stands Ilja up to CHOP! Ilja goes to a corner, Sami ROCKS him, and the fans cheer. Sami ROCKS Ilja again, has him in a corner, and CHOPS! Sami reels Ilja in, whips him to ropes, but Ilja KNEES Sami! Then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on and he talks some smack while the fans rally. Sami stands, switches, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja headlocks in return as Sami stands him back up. Ilja then pries the waistlock open, switches, but Sami switches. They switch and switch and switch, then Ilja SNAP GERMANS! The fans cheer, Ilja goes back to the corner, and Ilja rises up, only for Sami to CHOP!
The fans cheer and sing for “Sami, Sami Zayn~!” but Ilja fires body shots. Sami CLUBS Ilja again and again, then goes up to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and the fans cheer again while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Sami and Ilja both stir, and Sami crawls over to Ilja. Sami brings Ilja up with a facelock, but Ilja wrenches out to waistlock. Sami fights the lift, but Ilja CLUBS him and HAMMERS him, then pump handles for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Sami survives, but Ilja SLIDING FOREARMS in the back! Ilja ELBOWS and CLUBS Sami again and again, then stalks him to ropes. The fans rally up, and Ilja stomps Sami at the ropes. The ref counts, Ilja BOOTS Sami, then SLAPS him! Sami sputters, but he comes back to SLAP Ilja! Ilja and Sami make it a SLAP fight, then Sami fires haymakers! DDT! Cover, TWO! Ilja stays in this, but Sami stays cool.
Sami checks his teeth, they’re all there. Sami stands, Ilja crawls to ropes, but it’s Ilja who eggs Sami on! Sami stomps a mudhole into Ilja at the ropes! The ref counts, Sami stops at 4, but the fans rally up again. Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and brings Ilja around. Sami goes for the corner but Ilja wants the leg! Ilja eggs Sami on, Sami HAMMERS Ilja down! Sami busts Ilja’s eyebrow open! Ilja sputters, Sami goes to the apron, and the fans rally up again. SmackDown returns to single picture as Sami rises, but Ilja SLAPS him! Ilja SLAPS again, climbs up, and he fires up again! The fans are with Ilja on that, but Sami gets some shots to the chin!
Sami CLUBS Ilja, then adjusts position, SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ilja survives and the fans fire up again! Sami is beside himself, but he hurries to get after Ilja at the ropes. Sami drags Ilja up, around, but Ilja stops the Blue Thunder with elbows! Ilja runs, but Sami reels him back in! Ilja slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, CONSTANTINE SPECIAL! The fans fire up while both men flounder! Ilja goes to a corner, goes up top, and he aims to go COAST2COAST! Sami falls, Ilja covers, TWO!! Sami survives and now Ilja is stunned! The fans rally again while Sami is down. Ilja winds up, H-BOMB- BOOT!!
The fans fire up as Sami counters the falling forearm! Both men stagger to their feet, then Sami clinches! But Ilja fights off the exploder! Sami ROCKS Ilja, Ilja springs up to ENZIGIRI! Ilja has Sami in the corner, he runs corner to corner and LARIATS! Ilja runs corne rto ocrner again, another LARIAT! Ilja goes for a third, but he ducks Sami’s Helluva Kick! Ilja knew that trick and Sami crashes into buckle! They both go to the apron, and Ilja fireman’s carries. Sami fights free, HEADBUTTS Ilja, and Ilja staggers back. But then TORPEDO MOSCOW!! Both men fall to the floor! The fans rally while the ring count climbs!
Ilja rises at 5 of 10, rolls in at 7, and Sami sputters at 8. Sami rises at 9, and leaps in at 9.99! But Ilja is on him! POWERBOMB! Ilja goes up, up, and SUPER SENTONS but onto KNEES! Not the cleanest counter, but Sami clinches Ilja! BUCKLE EXPLODER! The fans fire up with Sami, he runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, Sami wins!!
Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)
And with that, our #1 contender’s Fatal 4 is set! Orton, Trick, Priest, and Sami! But then Trick CLOBBERS Sami from behind! The fans boo but Trick lets his hair down and goes wild! Trick aims again, TRICK SHOT!! Sami is down, Trick stands over him, and he soaks up all that heat. But will Trick be able to whoop three decorated superstars at once? Or will Sami’s journey to the top finally be fulfilled in Montreal?
My Thoughts:
A great episode for SmackDown, a lot of action that also helped in the various story builds. Drew McIntyre had a great opening promo, but they also segued really well into Orton VS Miz as the opener. We also got a very good promo from Cody, and of course he wants to threepeat at the Royal Rumble. It was wild for Kit Wilson to go after Matt Cardona to give Fatu an opening to attack and then call out Cody in return. Very good brawl from Fatu and Cody, and Cody VS Fatu for Saturday Night’s Main Event is going to be great. If Drew didn’t do the attack, will Cody win against Fatu and reveal it was him all along?
Good promo from Charlexa with Nia & Lash, and then a very good tag match. Good win for Charlexa, but at least Giulia and Kiana got a bit better of a showing. But of course Lash & Nia attacked after, and now all three teams have beef. With Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez as contenders from Raw, we’ll definitely get separate contenders for SmackDown now to parallel. Then it’ll be about Rhea & Iyo trying to survive both challenges, perhaps to build up the go-home week to Royal Rumble. If Liv & Roxie actually win, then the SmackDown team stands no chance, no matter who it is, because Liv & Roxie wouldn’t be transitional champions.
Very good stuff from Grace, Chelsea, and Jade, and I wonder if they’d give us a Triple Threat of Jade VS Grace VS Chelsea. Chelsea would definitely be the one to take the loss to keep both Jade and Grace strong, regardless of who wins. But at the same time, we’d still need a proper 1v1 of Jade VS Grace for the title to settle the feud. Good promo with Fraxiom getting payback on Gargano and setting up Frazer VS Gargano and Axiom VS Gargano. Absolutely awesome US Championship from Melo VS Leon, I did not think they’d go that hard, but it was greatly appreciated. Melo selling bad leg is definitely foreshadowing how he eventually loses that title, though it might not be for some time.
And of course, great stuff in all four SNME qualifier matches, even with all the results being how I expected. As I said last week, a shame that Cardona had to lose here, but Trick is getting on a roll already. Orton VS Miz was a great opening, and Sami VS Ilja was an awesome main event. Trick going after Sami kinda foreshadows Sami winning out in the end, as Sami VS Drew is definitely a great choice for the Royal Rumble, too. It really is a story of “Something’s gotta give.” Drew pointed out the 11-0 record between him and Sami, but Drew has/wants to make it through his first title defense, it could come down to Drew using shenanigans like he did to dethrone Cody.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.15.26
TNA had some time to cook up their big debut. Did they burn it, or make a succulent feast?
AMC era has begun! Granted it’s not without a big loss, being The Rascalz seem to be headed to AEW. Which honestly I’m conflicted. If it was their decision because the money was astronomical, then I can’t fault TNA for not being able to compete with the TK Bank Account. But if TNA didn’t even try and let them walk for money that could’ve been negotiated…then TNA fumbled harder than CJ Stroud. Jake Something is a non-factor, but The Rascalz could be a big mistake.
WOAH! @AJStylesOrg and @FrankieKazarian come face to face on #TNAiMPACT on @AMC_TV! pic.twitter.com/CSh7IpV5ex
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 16, 2026
Ratings:
- Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *
- TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand: Maggie wins via pinfall – (-) *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
- TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – *** 3/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!
Results:
AJ Styles comes out to kick off TNA episodes on a new network. He walks out to the WWE theme, makes a quick hype promo, doesn’t interact with anyone aside from the crowd. Definitely feels like more could’ve been done with AJ, but it was nice to see him.
Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4
The Hardyz come out with some guitar guy, Justin Lyonz or something…BDE and another streamer buddy? Definitely already feels overbooked just on the intro.
Order 4 tries to start fast but things back fire quickly and…this is starting off like an old episode of like WCW Thunder. Just messy overbooked intros, hot start into a commercial. 13 minutes in and it’s not a good start. Coming back from the commercial, Ali had the advantage but then Jeff Hardy is turning it around, all the apron dwellers are down. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker, Jeff catches him with a Twist of Fate. Tasha tries to get in the way, Ali gets shoved into her, Matt hits the Twist of Tasha draped over Ali…shmoz spot. The Great Hands actually turn things around after the pinfall break, but Elijah stops them with some Mule Kick action, into a Twist from Matt and Swanton from Jeff. I think we saw maybe 3 minutes of this and it was all just cliche chaos crap.
Loser Agent Zero attacks after the fact…even though Elijah laid him out last week and the luster is off of Zero. He’s a joke. The Righteous come out to make a…Save? Dutch hits Death Walks on Matt and Vincent pulls out…a pad lock or something and then chains Jeff to the post via his eat gauge. This is…an embarrassing mess of crap just happening. If this is anyone’s first episode, I apologize for the Crash TV whiplash effect of this so far.
20 minutes of worthless D List Star spotting that leads to a comedy spot with Ryan Nemeth (which is fine, I love Ryan) but then it goes into Santino finding a new General Manager type because he’s been compromised. And it’s…Sonya Deville with Daria Rae as her new gimmick name. She comes out as the heel “management” type who wants to get rid of Santino. And…she apparently signed Elayna Black. Yikes, back to back no one cares reveals. Sonya Deville and Cora Jade. Cora’s hot, but wrestling competence…ya that’s non-existent.
I can almost tolerate Sonya since she’s supposed to come out and be a heel immediately, so the lack of current love, buzz and pop, is fine. But bringing Cora Jade along like she’s anything more than eye candy is…pathetic. It has been 30 minutes since the last actual wrestling match happened.
WHY DO WE GO INTO ANOTHER GOOFBALL TALK SEGMENT?!?!? The Elegance Brand, with Perez Hilton…has he even been relevant since like 2008? What is this? I get that it’s a dumb shtick before the match but STOP TALKING. This…Mr Elegance thing is complete garbage.
TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand
The IInspiration comes down to stop the awful segment and as soon as things start we cut to commercial again. WHY. M has control cause of course the heels are in control until Cassie gets the knees up and M crashes and burns on the Moonsault. Jessie hot tag, lays out both Elegance members. She dispatches of M, Armbar Suplex on Heather but the Concierge pulls out Jessie. Jessie blocks the numbers game but eats combination kicks from Heather. They go for their Bow and Arrow, Stomp combo but Cassie shoves off Heather, IInspiration double teams M, Mr Elegance hops on the apron and gets slapped.
This is a sloppy mess of over booked gimmicked garbage. Idolizer on Maggie but interference for days and Maggie gets the pin and the…I don’t care. Get rid of these titles. I love Maggie, but this is pathetic and the fact we need NXT tag teams to flesh out a contender bracket is sad. What the actual FUCK is this episode? This feels like a fever dream.
TNA International Champion @Stacks_WWE and @AriannaGraceWWE take plenty of shots at @milanmiracle ahead of #TNAGenesis! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/9V2wMk3zlk
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 16, 2026
Jesus, okay the Visa issue is legit because I know there’s problems in e-sports and other professional mediums. But now Lei Ying Lee comes out because her title match becomes an Open Challenge because Dani can’t compete at Genesis. ZaRuca comes out, and I don’t care who challenge Lei, but I swear if TNA makes Lei drop the title to an NXT wrestler again. Sol actually says Zaria deserves the shot, which surprises Zaria…kind of a nice moment. But still…I swear, no more NXT wrestlers taking TNA gold.
Christ on a crutch, another talking segment. The System has to say stuff because Dango is retiring on Saturday, but come the hell on. So far there have been 2 matches, we saw 3 minutes of the first one, some people missed the entire second match because AMC ran back to back commercial breaks. But even seeing it, there’s was about 4 minutes of interference in that match. 90 minutes so far, and there’s been 7 minutes of visible wrestling. They’ve done garbage shows like this before, but I was hoping they would know better than to give us some gum flapping imbecile show. But NOOO.
TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana
Collar and Elbow tie up, Kaz tries the early Chicken Wing, but Santana fights it off and tries to catch him with a Spin the Block, but easily dodged and we reset. Santana hits the Shoulder Tackle and the crowd pops probably because it’s actually wrestling for what feels like the first time all night. Frankensteiner sends Frankie to the floor, Escalera Plancha from Santana keeps Kaz on the receiving end. Santana launches off the steps but misses and Kaz connects with a Belly to Belly.
Back from yet another terribly timed commercial, we see Kaz get shoved off the ropes, Santana tries the Rolling Buck Fifty, but Kaz connects with a Backstabber. He then decides to talk smack to Santana and big brother him. Santana absorbs Kaz’s shots, fires and then throws his own haymakers. Santana going a little Sting with a big Woo, catches Kaz’s foot and then Gamengiri. Kaz cuts him off, Santana cuts off Kaz, Rolling Buck Fifty out of the up and over, but only a 2 count.
Kaz claws the eyes, shoves Santana away, but Santana climbs the buckles again, Spanish Fly, no sell, into a struggle for signature moves when Santana snaps off a Code Red for another near fall. Santana takes too long to go for the Cannonball, knees up, Kaz hits the Angel’s Wings for two. Chicken Wing attempt two, but Santana rolls over into the pinfall, Kaz kicks out. A little cat and mouse on the Guillotine, but Slingshot Cutter into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for two again!
Frankie tries to bring in the belt, it gets taken away, finisher counters, Fighting Spirit, Spin the Block misses, Kaz goes for a Shotgun Kick but ref bump. Santana hits the Spin the Block but the ref is dead. Kaz looks for the discarded belt, clocks Santana with it while the referee is still dead. Kaz aims for Fade to Black on the apron and connects! Throws Santana back into the ring, cover, Santana kicks out at two and fires! Kaz with the Canadian Destroyer but Santana no sells, Spin the Block! 1-2-2.999. Kaz kicked out of it. Kaz dodges the next STB, tries one of his own, but then Santana connects with another!
Overall Score: 2.5/10
This was an awful trainwreck of a fever dream. The Main Event was the only thing worth watching, and if you’re not a TNA fan, I wouldn’t expect people to have stuck around that long. The Main Event is 2 of the 2.5 points, the only other slightly decent part was utilizing Sonya Deville’s relative lack of interest and expected lack of pop, to just make her a heel out of the gates.
Everything else about this show was complete unadulterated dogshit. Mr Elegance talks like young Chris Jericho, Ryan Nemeth and Peter Brady did a failed fusion dance. The concept was cringe the execution is worse. The constant commercials at the start of matches and coming back for 2-3 minutes of trash is a 90s formula that doesn’t work nowadays. 80% of this show was useless talking, highlight segments of the history of TNA and running around to fix Genesis matches because all the UK wrestlers can’t make the show.
This was pathetic. If this was people’s first time watching TNA, it probably will be their last. This show made WCW Thunder look competent. I yearn for the days of Disco Inferno vs Lodi. Van Hammer vs Mike Awesome during his fat chick thriller era, would be better writing and television than whatever this was.

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