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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (12/15/25)
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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (12/15/25)

Who is truly the best?

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The Best in the World is…?

Stephanie Vaquer defends the WWE Women’s World Championship against Raquel Rodriguez, The New Day battle the Usos once more, and CM Punk returns to Monday Night Raw!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The New Day VS The Usos; The Usos win.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Maxxine Dupri VS Ivy Nile; Maxxine wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Women’s World Championship: Stephanie Vaquer VS Raquel Rodriguez; Vaquer wins by disqualification and retains the title.
  • Logan Paul VS Rey Mysterio; Logan wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

GUNTHER is here!

And the entire crowd in Hershey, Pennsylvania boos Der Ring General as he walks out, smiling ear to ear. Gunther goes right to the ring, but then decides to stand on the desk instead! Gunther soaks up all the heat, then hops down to finally step into the ring. The fans continue to boo as Gunther grabs the mic, and he pretends like he doesn’t know why they’re upset. Gunther eggs it on by standing on a corner, and the booing only gets louder. The fans even chant, “You Suck! You Suck!” Gunther pretends to be offended, then he hops down to stand at the center of the ring. The fans still use “You Tapped Out!” from WrestleMania on Gunther, but he’s not bothered.

Gunther says, “So…” The fans erupt with more booing! Gunther is amused as he sees all the thumbs down and hears the continued booing. “I did what I said I would do. I made John Cena GIVE UP!” The fans boo more, but Gunther just smiles. “And when he gave up, he tapped out like a little b*tch!” Gunther drops the mic and exits the ring, laughing all the way. But then he goes back to the ring? Gunther stands on the corner again, just to revel in the heat. The fans again chant, “You Suck! You Suck!” but Gunther just smiles as he exits again. But then he goes back to the ring again?! Gunther goes around the outside, just to stand on the desk again!

The fans continue to boo but Gunther continues to egg them all on. Gunther picks the mic back up to say, “I MADE JOHN CENA TAP OUT, LIKE A LITTLE B*TCH! It is MY time now! I will forever be the man that made John Cena give up!” Gunther drops the mic again, hops back down, and he smiles as he walks back to the ramp while fans again chant, “You Suck! You Suck!” The cameras follow Gunther to gorilla, and he crosses paths with Akira Tozawa & Otis. Otis says Gunther must feel good, rubbing people’s faces in it. Yes, Gunther does feel good! Gunther continues on, but R-Truth is there no! “You are a piece of trash.”

Gunther says sure, whatever. Gunther keeps moving on, and Adam Pearce asks if he’s proud. Yes, Gunther is. So Gunther goes to the ring, beats the Greatest Of All Time, sends him into retirement, then walks over that man’s legacy because he knows Cena’s not coming back. Gunther has it all figured out, huh? That doesn’t make you a Ring General, Gunther, it makes you an a-hole! Gunther chuckles and asks if there’s anything else. Yes, Gunther is done for the night, so go find the exit. Gunther says he was leaving anyway. Gunther goes through the door and to the parking lot, and AJ Styles is there waiting.

Gunther asks if there’s something Styles wants to say. Styles just lets Gunther go to his car. Gunther rolls down the window to tell Styles, “You Can’t See Me!” Gunther drives off into the night, far too pleased with himself. Will someone humble him before the holidays?

 

The Vision arrives backstage.

Bronson Reed leads the way for Paul Heyman, Bronson Reed, and Logan Paul. They’re just as pleased with what they did to LA Knight, but will they do even more damage tonight?

 

The New Day w/ Grayson Waller VS The Usos!

Despite all the mourning Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods have been doing, perhaps this will lift their spirits! Jimmy & Jey are back in the Raw Tag Division, but will they YEET Kofi & Woods once more? Or will the New Day make sure no one resurrects the Uso Penitentiary?

Raw returns and New Day makes their entrance. The teams sort out but they talk more trash than anything. The fans chant, “New! Day Sucks!” while Kofi and #BigJim finally step up. Jimmy and Kofi circle, feel things out, and tie up. Jimmy headlocks, Kofi wrenches out to headlock back, but Jimmy powers up. Kofi shifts the clinch but Jimmy headlocks in return. Kofi powers up and out, Jimmy runs him over, things speed up, and Kofi hurdles. Jimmy stops himself, but Kofi avoids the superkick! Jimmy avoids Trouble in Paradise! The fans cheer the standoff, and then they fist bump. But Kofi whips Jimmy! Jimmy goes up and over to UPPERCUT!

Jimmy CHOPS Kofi to the corner, then tags Jey. The fans rally up as Jimmy RAMS Jey, Jey runs in and ELBOWS! And PELES! “YEET!” Jey bumps Kofi off buckles, UPPERCUTS, then whips. Kofi reverses, Jey stops himself and ELBOWS Kofi! But Woods LARIATS Jey down while the ref is distracted! And then Kofi WRECKS Jey with a dropkick while the ref is busy with Jimmy! The fans boo but Woods says, “That’s what I’m talking about! NEW~ DAY~!” “SUCKS!” The fans chant more but Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Kofi puts Jey in a corner. Kofi goes corner to corner, but Jey BOOTS him! Jey hurries, hot tag to Jimmy! The fans fire up as Jimmy LARIATS Kofi again and again! Then mule kick, pop ‘n’ lock, UPPERCUT! Kofi returns, Jimmy dodges, fireman’s carry! Kofi slips free and shoves Jimmy, but Jimmy BLASTS Woods! Jimmy kicks but Kofi blocks, only for the DRAGON WHIP to hit! The fans fire up and they join in with “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” HIP ATTACK in the corner! Kofi flounders, Jimmy climbs, but Woods goes after Jimmy! Jimmy kicks Woods away, then he tells Waller to back off! But Kofi BLASTS Jimmy!

Jimmy hits barriers, the fans boo, but now Kofi distracts the ref. Waller POSTS Jimmy! Waller talks trash, Jey is furious, but the ref has them stay back. Woods FLYING LARIATS Jey down! Kofi goes out and he stomps Jimmy. Kofi puts Jimmy in, “NEW! DAY SUCKS!” Kofi stomps Jimmy again and again, then he tags Woods. Woods stomps away on Jimmy, the ref counts, but Kofi tags back in. Kofi stomps away on Jimmy! Waller talks trash while Woods tags back in, and the stampede stops so Kofi can whip Woods, basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Jimmy toughs it out but Woods stalks him to the ropes.

Woods drags Jimmy up by his ears, then whips him to the corner. Woods tags Kofi, then Woods hoists Jimmy up top! Woods puts Jimmy in the Tree of Woe, Kofi runs up, but Jimmy sits up! Kofi slides and he hits post! Now he’s got trouble in paradise! Jimmy gets free of the Tree, the fans rally, and hot tags to Woods and Jey! The fans fire up as Jey LARIATS Woods again and again! “YEET! YEET!” Jey shoves Woods to a corner, Woods dodges and Jey hits buckles! But Jey still SUPERKICKS Woods! Cover, TWO! Woods bails out, Jey lines up a shot, and “YEET!” Jey DIVES! Down goes Woods and the fans fire up again!

Jey puts Woods in, goes up the corner, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Woods survives, Jey catches his breath, and Raw goes back to break.

Raw returns again and Jey counter punches Woods, “YEET!” And again, “YEET!” Jey fires shots, pops ‘n’ locks, then winds up to DECK Woods! Jey whips, Woods reverses, and Waller trips Jey in the distraction! The fans boo, but the ref notices something is up. Waller defends his innocence, but the ref doesn’t trust him! The ref EJECTS Waller! The fans fire up as #BigG has to leave now! Jey tags Jimmy! And the Usos DOUBLE SUPERKICK Woods! DOUBLE SUPERKICK to Kofi! DOUBLE SUPERKICK to Woods again! Woods falls, Jimmy tags Jey, and the Usos take the corners! DOUBLE USO SPLASH! Cover, TWO!!

The fans and the Usos are stunned as Woods survives! “This is Awesome!” as The Usos regroup. Jey tags Jimmy, they wait on Woods, but Kofi trips Jey up! And drags him out to send into steel steps! Woods rolls Jimmy, TWO! Jimmy UPPERCUTS! Jimmy runs up, but Woods TOSSES him up and out! Then TORNADO DDT TO THE FLOOR! Woods puts Jimmy in, tags Kofi, and he DIVES onto Jey! Kofi SPLASHES Jimmy down! Tag back to Woods, Woods climbs up, and Kofi hits the BACKBREAKER! DOUBLE STOMPS for the DAYLIGHT!! Cover, JEY BREAKS IT! The fans fire up again, but Kofi gives Jey TROUBLE IN PARADISE!

All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” Woods tells Jimmy that the New Day are the BEST tag team in the world! Woods then scuffs Jimmy, kicks him to the corner, and he tags Kofi back in. Woods scoops, Kofi climbs, but Jimmy slips fere! Jimmy POSTS Woods, Kofi leaps, but into a SUPERKICK! Jimmy SUPERKICKS Woods off the apron, and Jey SPEARS him! The fans fire up again, and Jimmy ducks Trouble to SPEAR! Tag back to Jey, they get Kofi up to whip and ONE D!! Cover, Usos win!

Winners: The Usos, by pinfall

Another chapter in this storied rivalry, another epic showdown, and another solid win for Jimmy & Jey! Will this be more than enough for The Usos to have their shot at the WWE World Tag Team Championships?

 

BREAKING NEWS for the Raw Netflix Anniversary!

Speaking of tag titles, Rhea Ripley & Iyo Sky have been named as the #1 contenders! They will challenge The Kabuki Warriors for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships on January 5th! Will Mami & The Genius be more than ready for Asuka & Kairi Sane?

The Kabuki Warriors speak.

The Empress of Tomorrow says, “Oi, Iyo! You betrayed me. You betrayed your own family!” The Pirate Princess says, “I loved you. Asuka loved you, Iyo! You monster!” Asuka says all Iyo had to do was apologize to her senpai, and she would’ve taken Iyo back. Instead, Iyo chose Rhea, even after Rhea disrespected Asuka! Now both of them “will know nothing but pain!” January 5th, Brooklyn, Kabuki Warriors end #RheYo and retain the tag titles! These two are ready for war, but what about Rhea & Iyo? Those two are on the way to gorilla, so we’ll hear from them after the break!

 

The Vision talks in their private suite.

Logan Paul says BOOM! Bronson Reed flattened LA Knight! He swears they were peeling Knight’s vertebrae off the roof of that car. Bronson says that was “Spinal.” Logan agrees! Bron Breakker says yes, LA Knight is gone, they took him out, but now CM Punk is here tonight. They should destroy him! Logan agrees, destroy Punk. And maybe that masked man shows up, too! Paul Heyman asks Logan, “What about the masked man?” Logan asks Heyman who it is, and Heyman says he has no idea. And honestly, at this point, Heyman will take the help. Rey Mysterio is after Logan, all of Knight’s friends will be after them all, and Punk is after Bron.

If The Vision is aligned with the masked man and the masked man is aligned with The Vision, then Heyman’s all for it! Bron asks Heyman for a private conversation real quick, and Heyman has them step aside. Bron says he’ll be fully transparent. If Punk shows himself, Bron’s taking him out. Heyman asks why, and Bron says he isn’t gonna wait. But he’s just 21 days away! They can wait! But Bron says demolishing Punk now makes him weaker on January 5th. Heyman says no, if Punk can’t make it to January 5th, they can’t have the title match. Does Bron know what 21 days means? Yes, it’s 504 hours. That’s a bit obsessive.

But point is, Bron is 21 days away from becoming the NEW World Heavyweight Champion! Just listen: Wait until January 5th, beat Punk, and become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion! Heyman warms up saying it, and Logan asks Bron that they can lock in and take out Rey Mysterio. Bron says yeah, okay. The Vision is doing their best to keep their eyes on the prize, will Bron accept the priorities as The Oracle stated them? Or will it still be on sight with CM Punk?

 

Iyo Sky makes her way to the ring!

The fans cheer, because she’s not alone! Rhea Ripley makes her entrance right after Iyo, and the dynamic duo heads down the ramp together. But then Asuka is in the crowd!? BLUE MIST!! Rhea is already down, and then Kairi FLYING KABUKI ELBOWS Iyo! Asuka BUZZSAWS Iyo, then the Kabuki Warriors whip Iyo into steel steps! Rhea takes blind swings but Kairi URAKENS! Asuka SLIDING KICKS Rhea against the LED apron! The fans boo but the Kabuki Warriors put Rhea in the ring. Asuka even kicks at refs that try to stop them! Asuka knocks Jessica Karr down while Kairi climbs up! But Iyo shields Rhea! So the IN-SANE ELBOW hits them both!!

The fans boo but the damage has been done! There is no going back to the way things were, but will Rhea & Iyo make the Kabuki Warriors regret escalating things? Or will no one ever be ready for Asuka & Kairi?

 

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Maxxine Dupri VS Ivy Nile!

The Alpha Babe is a true Dungeon Doll after the hardcore Hart training from Natalya. However, the Diamond Pitbull says no amount of training will get Maxxine ready for what’s coming. Will Ivy prove herself right and be an #AmericanMade champion? Or will Maxxine continue to shock the world one match at a time?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly champion material!

The bell rings and the two stare down. Ivy pie faces and talks trash, but Maxxine swings! Ivy ducks under, rolls Maxxine up, TWO! Maxxine SLAPS Ivy! Ivy TACKLES Maxxine and HAMMERS away! Maxxine turns things around to HAMMER Ivy! The fans cheer, but Ivy SPINEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Ivy drags Maxxine up, whips, but Maxxine reverses. Maxxine blocks a boot, and has the ANKLE LOCK! Ivy still holds ropes, BOOTS Maxxine away, and then dodges! Ivy ELBOWS Maxxine, Maxxine SHOVES Ivy away, and Maxxine goes up! But Ivy SMACKS Maxxine first! Ivy climbs up, but Maxxine gets a HANGING ARMBAR!

The fans fire up, Ivy manages to SLAM Maxxine on the apron! Ivy KICKS Maxxine to the floor, then hurries to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX on the floor! Ivy soaks up the heat from Hershey while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and they’re on the apron again! Ivy suplexes, but Maxxine blocks! Maxxine SHOVES Ivy, LEG- NO, Ivy gets under the leg lariat to trip Maxxine up! Maxxine hits the apron, flounders in, but Ivy is after her! Maxxine cradles, TWO!! Ivy gets up and scoops, but Maxxine slips free! Maxxine scoops, Ivy slips free, DIAMOND DRAGON SLEEPER!! Maxxine flails, bridges up, and manages to RANA free! The fans fire up as Maxxine busts out some new tricks! The fans rally and the two head for each other. Ivy fires a forearm, Maxxine fires back, and repeat! The fans rally behind Maxxine as she snarls. Ivy fires more shots bu tMaxxine powers up! “AGAIN!”

Maxxine BOOTS Ivy,  LARIATS and LARIATS, and BOOTS! The fans fire up as Maxxine runs, KNEE and BACKSLIDE DROP! Ivy flounders, Maxxine kips up real smooth, and the fans fire up for the champ! Maxxine SPLASHES, then she hooks a leg! FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! So close to perfect, but Maxxine clamps onto Ivy! Maxxine whips, Ivy reverses, but Maxxine KICKS her! Ivy ducks a leg lariat to get Maxxine up, POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO! Maxxine survives and the fans rally up again. Ivy storms up to ROCK Maxxine in the corner! Ivy climbs up, and she soaks up some heat before she rains down fists!

Maxxine stops Ivy at 5 to carry her out! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! High stack bridge, TWO! Ivy survives, Maxxine is furious, and she goes up a corner. But Ivy trips her up! And then DRAGON SLEEPER TREE OF WOE COMBO!? The ref counts, Ivy stops at 4, and Ivy runs around the world to DROPKICK! Ivy climbs up the corner now, takes aim again, but Maxxine sits up! Ivy ROCKS Maxxine, but she shouts, “AGAIN!” SPIDER SUPLEX! The fans fire up again and Maxxine even shouts that, “AGAIN!” The straps come down while she’s upside-down, and Maxxine climbs! Maxxine leaps, Ivy dodges, and roll-up with a bridge! TWO!!

Maxxine escapes to get the ANKLE LOCK! Ivy kicks at Maxxine but Maxxine just slips around to keep her grip! ANKLE LOCK!! Ivy turns over, BOOTS her away, but Maxxine rolls to get the leg! ANKLE LOCK!! Ivy kicks and flails, BOOTS Maxxine to a corner, but Maxxine blocks a kick! Step-over HEEL KICK! Then the ANKLE LOCK!! Ivy flails, reaches out, but Maxxine GRAPEVINES!! Ivy TAPS, Maxxine wins!!

Winner: Maxxine Dupri, by submission (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

Ivy put up a fight, but Maxxine just proved all that hard work did pay off! The Dungeon Doll is ready to dominate the Women’s Division, who will step to her next?

 

Adam Pearce talks with Je’Von Evans backstage.

The Raw General Manager says at Saturday Night’s Main Event, The Young OG had the eyes of the world on him and he did not disappoint! Je’Von certainly got Pearce’s attention. They shake hands, and then Los Americanos step in. In Espanol, El Grande asks Pearce what is going on. He wants to know why there has been no opportunities for Los Americanos, especially at SNME. Los Americanos are the future of WWE! But instead, they bother with NXT guys like Je’Von? Je’Von stops Grande there. He isn’t fluent, but he knows enough Spanish to know Grande is talking crazy right now. Talking down to NXT is talking down on Je’Von.

Just maybe, Grande ends up eating his palabras! Good one, right? Yeah! Grande says what a gringo. But Pearce says if Je’Von is free next week, they can do this. Je’Von says he’s down. Then Rayo steps up! Grande says that’s fine by him. Then next week, Monday Night Raw, Je’Von VS Rayo! Es oficial! Then will next week be muelle~? (That’s “bouncy” en Espanol)

 

CM Punk is here!

Hershey fires up for the WWE World Heavyweight Champion and sings along with Cult of Personality! No time for Clobberin’ Time, Punk goes right to the ring with a serious, stern expression. Punk grabs a mic before he steps in the ring, throwing off the mic cover. The fans cheer Punk on, and he says, “I was forced to miss two consecutive Monday Night Raws because some people that are smarter than me wouldn’t medically clear me to compete or fly. If you saw WarGames, you saw what happened to me, and I’m here to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, it hurt. But it wasn’t as painful as the last two weeks of me sittin’ my ass on the couch, listening to Bron Breakker talk.

“Bron Breakker, you cross-eyed neanderthal nepo-baby! You came out here in front of the world, and with your full chest, talked about how you were mad that I tried to end your career and break your neck in the WarGames. And I understand brains don’t exactly run in your family. But you didn’t sign up for board games, you signed up for war, son! And congratulations, your team won. But you had the audacity to stand in the champ’s ring, and talked about how you were disappointed at how easy it was to beat CM Punk. You talked about how easy it was to pin my shoulders to the mat. You talked about how you want 2011 CM Punk!

“And I’m here to tell you, kid! You can’t even handle 2025 CM Punk without help from your friends! I’m talking about an assist from a Brock Lesnar F5, or a Bronson Reed Tsunami, or that human septic tank, Drew McIn-pile splitting me open with the cage! And the cherry on top of this crap sundae is your new mystery masked man! So yeah, congratulations, Bronnie, you pinned me! Which puts you in line for a title shot! But you didn’t do it alone, did ya?” The fans chant for Punk, Punk says he’ll keep it short: He’s been here before many, many times.

And you can ask Heyman how many times he took a talent with a little bit of potential and gassed ’em up too much, too soon, only to watch him wilt under the bright lights! Hell, if Punk had a dime for every time he stood in this ring across from a talented individual that people not as smart as Punk gassed up as generational, can’t-miss, blue chip prospect WrestleMania main events waiting to happen, Punk would have a pocket full. And speaking of dimes, if you ever mention his wife’s name again, this goes from business to personal faster than Bron can run! It won’t be about the belt anymore, Punk will rip Bron’s eyes out and piss on that single-digit IQ brain!!

The fans cheer Punk on even louder, and Punk paces a bit while he cools down. He throws off his jacket and promises, January 5th, he’d tell Bron to show up alone, to test himself 1v1 against the Best in the World, but he knows Bron won’t do it. Not because Bron doesn’t have the balls, he doesn’t have the heart! The belief in himself to carry WWE on his shoulders and wear this gold! So go ahead, Bronnie, bring Heyman, bring The Vision, bring the masked man, bring the National Guard! Hell, bring your dumb father and your even dumber uncle! Bring them all to Brooklyn, Bron will need every bit of help to stand a snowball’s chance in hell of beating Punk for the title!

And when Punk wins, WHEN, and when Bron wakes up and sees that Heyman has left him for the next, next big thing while Bronson Reed is stuck doing videos with the TikTok scammer, and that mystery man never even showed up because he’s embarrassed to be involved, the only people Bron has left IS Dumb & Dumber! And in real time, all three of you find out that even with Steiner Math, GTS = 1-2-3, Bron loses, Punk wins, #AndStill Best in the World, C M PUNK!! The fans fire up as Punk drops the mic. Punk dares Bron to actually try for once, but will there be no sleep ’til Brooklyn for anyone?

 

Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.

Liv Morgan is so proud of Dominik Mysterio, and Dom says he is very excited for tonight. Raquel’s gonna take the world title and hopefully, The Vision puts an end to his deadbeat dad once and for all! They’ll have such a great Christmas! But wait, where is Finn? Finn’s with JD, and JD is unfortunately gonna be on the shelf again. Well, let’s focus on the positive: Big sis Raquel is gonna be the NEW World Champion! Liv offers to be in her corner, but Raquel says she can handle Vaquer on her own. Roxie says she’s got it! Liv says so long as they bring that title home, she’s good. Then Liv & Roxie can take those women’s tag titles and celebrate!

But first, Roxie will handle Bayley next week to keep Bayley & Lyra out of the picture. Raquel is so excited to have Liv back, and to get those titles back! Judgment Day runs Raw! Raquel heads out, but will everything go their way? Or will La Primera survive Judgment Day?

WWE Women’s World Championship: Stephanie Vaquer VS Raquel Rodriguez!

Raw returns as Raquel makes her entrance to join Vaquer in the ring. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it is time to see who is truly the best!

The bell rings and Raquel rushes up! Vaquer dodges, they tie up, and Raquel stays put as Vaquer tries to push her back! Raquel’s height is her leverage, but she also pulls hair. The ref reprimands, Vaquer wrenches, but Raquel THROWS Vaquer down! Vaquer kips up, but Raquel pulls hair again. Raquel whips, Vaquer sunset flips, but Raquel YANKS Vaquer right up! Vaquer fires forearms, then runs, but into a BIG shoulder tackle! Raquel stalks Vaquer to a corner, Raquel stomps and fires body shots! The ref counts, Raquel stops at 4 and tells him to back off. Raquel brings Vaquer around, bumps her off buckles, but Vaquer dodges!

Vaquer fires forearms, the fans rally, and Vaquer HEADBUTTS! Vaquer runs, tilt-o-whirls, and she rolls Raquel, with a bridge, TWO! Raquel flounders, Vaquer fires shots, and she runs up, but Raquel puts her on the apron! Vaquer HEADBUTTS, SMACKS Raquel off buckles, then goes up top! CROSSBODY, but Raquel catches her! Raquel pops Vaquer around to then carry her for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Vaquer survives and Raquel seethes, but Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Raquel ripcords Vaquer to whip her to a corner. Vaquer dodges the splash and jumps on for a SLEEPER! Raquel flails, THROWS Vaquer, then she clamps on with the straitjacket stretch! Vaquer endures, Raquel talks trash, then Raquel steps over to stand over Vaquer. Vaquer wiggles out the back, shoves, then slides under the boot! Vaquer SLAPS, SOBATS, HEADBUTTS, and then runs corner to corner! LARIAT! Vaquer puts Raquel’s legs in the ropes, and she HEADBUTTS again! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Raquel writhes, Vaquer storms over, but Raquel fights the lift! Raquel CLUBS Vaquer, TOSSES her to the corner, and RAMS into her!

Raquel RAMS Vaquer again and again, the ref counts, but Raquel puts Vaquer up top. But then Vaquer catches her to a HANGING ARMBAR! Raquel deadlifts Vaquer?! POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Vaquer survives again but Raquel stays focused. Raquel drags Vaquer to the drop zone, goes up and VAD- NO, Vaquer evades the Vader Bomb! SUPERKICK! Leg hook and BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Vaquer then has the headscissors! DEVIL’S KISSES! AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! YEEEEAH~! Raquel flounders to a corner, Vaquer runs in, METEORA! Vaquer drags Raquel out to tuck the arms!

Raquel wrenches out! Vaquer ducks one lariat, but not the SOUTHPAW! Raquel snarls, drags Vaquer up again, and Raquel whips her to the corner. But Vaquer again catches Raquel tot he HANGING ARMBAR! And she DRAGS Raquel out! Raquel staggers, Vaquer CROSSBODIES, but again she’s caught! But she slips free and she POSTS Raquel! The fans fire up, but NIKKI BELLA POSTS VAQUER! And she RAMS Raquel into steel steps!

Winner: Stephanie Vaquer, by disqualification

The fans boo as Nikki ruins things for everyone, but especially Raquel! Fireman’s carry, and RACK ATTACK 2.0! #FearlessNikki says no one leaves her behind! No one forgets about her! Will Nikki not stop until she’s finally back on top? Or will she regret ruining things for Raquel once again?

 

Adam Pearce talks with Paul Heyman.

The Raw GM says they can play this over and over again. The guy under the mask that gets involved in Vision business, but Heyman doesn’t know who it is? Pearce is asking one last time: Who is that under the mask? Heyman says it is Seth Rollins. No, wait, it’s Becky Lynch. Maybe Nick Aldis. No, no, it’s Bruno Sammartino! Heyman doesn’t know! And as long as this person’s vision is aligned with Heyman’s, he doesn’t mind it. Oh, of course not. But Heyman says that doesn’t mean he’s guilty of anything! It just means this is convenient.

Now, if you don’t mind, or even if you do, Heyman has to prepare Logan for his match with Rey Mysterio. So Heyman will bid Pearce a goodnight. Pearce tells Heyman that he needs to know by the end of the night! But then in steps Rhea, still wiping her eyes. She wants Asuka! Then how does next week sound? Perfect! Then it is official. Rhea heads out, will Mami make sure Asuka doesn’t even make it to January 5th? Or will Asuka’s Christmas gift to herself be tearing Rhea down once and for all?

 

Rey Mysterio makes his way to gorilla.

But on the way is CM Punk. They shake hands, and Punk says he knows The Vision guys don’t do things alone, so if need be, Punk will watch Rey’s back. Rey says he appreciates that. They shake hands again, and Punk hopes Rey hits Logan right in his face. Rey says he’ll do that just for Punk. Rey continues on, will he dial the 619 in Hershey? Or will The Maverick get a bit ImPAULsive in tonight’s main event?

 

Backstage interview with AJ Styles & Dragon Lee.

Jackie Redmond is with the WWE World Tag Team Champions and says Jimmy & Jey Uso are back. They won that throwback match with The New Day. Any takeaways? Yeah, a great tag team, a great rivalry, but last time Styles checked, he and Dragon were the champs. They’re ready to defend these titles! Dragon says yeah, any team, any time, any where! They will bring the fire! In fact, let’s go talk with Pearce right now. They head out, Jackie thanks them for the time, but then Nikki Bella barges in, saying she has somethin got say. She did what she did and she is not sorry! she is not apologizing putting those beneath her in their place.

Nikki is so sick that this is the road she paved and no one appreciates it! Nikki is a legend in this industry! And Stephanie and Raquel both should be shining her boots! Nikki storms off again, but will she be forced to eat those words along with someone’s foot?

 

Bayley talks with Maxxine Dupri backstage.

The Role Model is so proud of Maxxine for that title defense! Maxxine thanks her and hugs it out. That means so much coming from Bayley, and oof, bloody nail! Hardcore! Maxxine goes to medical, and Lyra steps in. Lyra asks how Bayley is feeling after Saturday. Well, uh, losing to someone so much younger and less experienced isn’t fun, and it makes her wonder if Asuka is right about some stuff… Wow. But one loss is all it takes to have her doubt herself? That’s not the Bayley that Lyra grew up watching. Or that she’s come to love and know as the tag partner she needs! Maybe Asuka was right: Bayley’s an idiot!

Bayley shoves Lyra and says the only idiot is Lyra if she thinks one loss to a rookie is gonna stop her from wrecking Roxanne next week! IDIOT! Bayley is fired up again and The Morrigan says,  “There she is.” Will Bayley be ready to go berserk on The Prodigy for the holidays? Or will Roxie make it all about Judgment Day?

 

Logan Paul w/ Paul Heyman VS Rey Mysterio!

The Maverick talked trash on the King of Lucha, then sucker punched him and beat him down. Then he and The Vision beat down LA Knight just because he got in their way. Will Logan add insult to injury as he takes the fight to Rey? Or will Rey get revenge on behalf of the Mega Star?

Raw returns as Logan makes his entrance, The Oracle accompanying him. The bell rings, Logan throws his headband at Rey, but Rey just picks it up to shine his shoes. The fans rally as Rey and Logan circle, and Logan corners Rey. Rey uses the ropebreak to back Logan off, and Logan is annoyed. They reset, go again, and tie up. Logan powers Rey to the corner, the ref counts, but Rey turns things around. The ref counts again, Logan turns things around, and Logan backs off at 4. Logan talks trash, but Rey SLAPS him! The fans fire up, Rey dodges Logan and fires off more shots! Rey whips corner to corner, Logan reverses, but Rey slides out!

Rey eggs Logan on, Logan hurries after him, and they cat ‘n’ mouse around before Rey DROPKICKS Logan out! Rey does jumping jacks to taunt Logan, and Logan rushes in again. Rey drop toeholds Logan onto ropes! Rey dials it up, but Logan BOOTS Rey down! Logan rains down forearms, then paces to soak up heat. Logan rope-a-dopes, then JABS, JABS, and UPPERCUTS Rey! Logan flexes, Heyman smiles, but the fans boo. Logan drags Rey up, puts him in a corner, and whips corner to corner hard! Rey bounces off buckles to hit the mat, and Logan LASHES Rey with Rey’s own belt! The fans boo, but Logan LASHES Rey again!

The ref warns Logan, so Logan tosses the belt aside. Logan whips but Rey blocks by holding the rope! So Logan fires body shots! Logan backs off, then he whips Rey corner to corner. Logan runs up, but into a BOOT! Rey runs up, tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Logan tumbles to a corner, Rey stomps him, then RAMS him! Rey climbs up, the fans count, but Logan slips out at 3 to CLUB and YANK Rey down! Logan eggs Rey on, then he whips Rey to ropes. Rey CROSSBODIES, but Logan catches him! Logan smirks, pops Rey up to a fireman’s carry, then ROLLING SENTON! LIONSAULT onto knees! Logan tumbles out of the ring and clutches the ribs!

Rey goes to the apron, lines up a shot, and SEATED SENTONS on the floor! The fans fire up for Rey while he takes control, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns once again and Logan has Rey in a waistlock. The fans rally as Rey fights up, fires elbows, but Logan CLUBS him! Logan whips Rey to the corner, then SPLASHES! Rey flops down, Logan goes up, and FROG- NO, Rey avoids the splash! Rey TOSSES Logan out, DROPKICKS the legs, then he dials it up! But Logan ducks the call! And he box jumps to LARIAT Rey down! The fans boo, but Heyman has Logan pose a la Hogan. Logan goes up the corner, drags Rey up, but the fans chant “LOGAN SUCKS! LOGAN SUCKS!” Rey fires body shots! The fans cheer as Rey GAMANGIRIS! Rey goes up and he HEADBUTTS Logan!

Rey goes to the very top, fires hands, and the fans count along, all the way to nine! SUPER STEINER for TEN! Cover, TWO! Logan survives and Heyman is relieved. Logan staggers up, he ROCKS Rey, but Rey ROCKS Logan! The forearms go back and forth, then Rey KICKS a leg! Logan backhands Rey, but Rey fires a flurry of forearms! Logan kicks low! The fans boo but Logan whips, Rey KICKS, and Rey QUEBRADA, but Logan catches Rey again! POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Rey survives and Logan seethes but Hershey rallies up. Logan reels Rey in, puts one out, and he hoists Rey up, but Rey fires fists!

Rey RANAS, Logan is on the ropes! Dial it up, but Logan again BOOTS Rey down! Logan knows Rey too well, he snap suplexes! And that’s Uno Amigo! Then Logan hits Dos Amigos! The fans boo, but Logan drags Rey up again for the third, only to put Rey up top instead! Logan then climbs up, gives some Latino Heat, but Rey blocks the lift! The fans rally as Rey fires body shots! Rey CLUBS away on Logan’s back, then he gives some Latino Heat! The fans fire up and Rey says “SUCK IT!” SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Logan writhes and flounders away to the ropes, so Rey baseball slide DROPKICKS! Logan falls on the floor and the fans rally up!

Rey tells Heyman to watch this! Rey runs, SLIDING SPLASH! The fans fire up and Rey drags Logan up. Rey puts Logan in, Logan crawls around, and wait, here come Bron & Bronson! But PUNK is here! He SMACKS Bronson with a chair! He SMACKS Bron! Punk chases them off into the back! Rey hits the crucifix takedown on Logan, TWO!! Logan escapes, but Rey UPPERCUTS! Rey goes up, up, and FLYING- NO! Logan stops the rana! Logan swings Rey up for the OVERBOMB! The ref checks Rey, Logan says, “Just in case.” Heyman understands, and he equips Logan with the brass knuckles! The fans boo but Logan hides those just right.

Logan runs up, but Rey drop toeholds Logan onto ropes! Dial it up, and 619!! Finally! The fans fire up, but now Rey sees the knuckles. Rey picks them up, he hides them, but THE MASKED MAN APRON CURB STOMPS REY!! Heyman keeps the ref from seeing this happen! Logan hurries up the corner, and he “SUPERSTAR” FROG SPLASHES!! Cover, Logan wins!!

Winner: Logan Paul, by pinfall

Logan practically predicted this earlier tonight! The mystery man in the hood and mask strikes again, and now he stares down with Logan. Are they really on the same page? Wait! Punk runs back in! He chases Logan and the masked attacker off! The masked attacker goes up the stairs, and he takes off the mask!! IT’S AUSTIN THEORY!! From Seth Rollins’ protege to A-Town Down Under to now the rogue element that’s been helping The Vision! But just as Punk is shouting at Theory, Bron returns! Punk turns around, into a SPEAR!! The fans either boo or bark!

Bron says yeah, this IS business. But if Punk ever talks about his family like that again, Punk will never stand on two feet again. Bron holds up the title, Heyman again says, “And NEW World Heavyweight Champion, BRRRON! BRRREAKKER!” We have three weeks left until the Netflix Anniversary, are those the last three weeks Punk has as champion?


My Thoughts:

A really good Raw to follow Saturday Night’s Main Event, but also to start the countdown to the New Year’s Raw. Gunther’s promo and everything that followed was great, though I feel he doubled back and egged the fans on one time too many. Also, he should’ve been more like Roman Reigns after Roman beat Undertaker, where all he said was that one line, “My time is now!” I did like Tozawa, Otis, Truth, even Pearce and Styles, all confronting Gunther. Gunther probably faces at least Truth and Styles at some point, and probably in that order. But either way, Gunther is a top Heel maybe even above The Vision with all of this.

Great tag match from Usos VS New Day to get The Usos back on a tag team track. I still wouldn’t be surprised if Jey immediately crashes out the moment they fail to take the tag titles from Styles & Dragon, and that makes Jey turn on Jimmy. Great promo from Asuka & Kairi to hype up their tag title match, and I also liked them going right after Rhea & Iyo. Rhea VS Asuka next week will be great, and who knows who wins on the anniversary episode. Great match from Maxxine VS Ivy, and Maxxine busted out some great new moves to go with the new attitude. Great win for Maxxine, she’s really getting the crowd with her, too.

Very good promo from Bayley with Maxxine and then with Lyra to hype Bayley up for the match with Roxie next week. Bayley VS Roxie will be really good stuff but I bet Liv helps cheat things. Very good, very fun promo with Je’Von and Los Americanos. Je’Von is looking closer and closer to a call-up, and he’ll have a great match with Rayo Pete Dunne Americano. As I said before, Je’Von Evans VS Ricky Starks will be big for New Year’s Evil, and maybe the loser leaves NXT to be on Raw or SmackDown.

Very good Judgment Day promo to not only hype up their matches, but also to give us that medical update on JD McDonagh. I believe it was JD’s hand that needed surgery, hopefully he can recover quickly. Vaquer VS Raquel was really good, but ugh, Nikki Bella getting involved again is so annoying, but of course it had to happen. Nikki is just the exact kind of Heel that isn’t going to let anything slide or let anything go. I suspect some kind of Triple Threat for that Women’s World Championship will happen, and this might be the way Raquel takes the title since she can pin Nikki, even in an opportunistic way.

And some really good stuff with The Vision’s story. Heyman wanting Bron to not completely demolish Punk for the sake of keeping the match on is good stuff, and then of course Logan wants help against Rey. Punk had a great promo, especially pointing out how that was a team match Bron won, not a 1v1. Of course “Masked Man” shows up to help Logan win, but a bit surprised he revealed himself. Austin Theory was definitely the top suspect, so them sticking to that plan is fine.

It’s perhaps bad timing that they didn’t bring Theory in before Rollins got hurt for real, and they’ll have to figure out why Theory is still helping when Rollins is out of The Vision, but there’s possibilities. Theory can flip his motivation, joining up now because they took Rollins out. Even smarter, but probably not at all what they’ll do, is Theory is a mole for Rollins to then give us Vision Civil War in the future.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/16/26)

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Who heads for Montreal?

To determine a challenger to the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre, SmackDown holds qualifying matches for a #1 contender’s match! Who wins tonight to advance to Saturday Night’s Main Event?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz; Orton wins and advances.
  • Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James; Charlotte & Alexa win.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona; Trick wins and advances.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa; Priest wins and advances.
  • WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Leon Slater; Melo wins and retains the title.
  • Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre; Grace wins.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov; Sami wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bagpipes play for Drew McIntyre!

A troupe of six play the music of the Scottish Terminator’s people before the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion officially makes his entrance. London cheers as Drew steps on stage, belt around his waist, and they sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” as he takes his time walking down the ramp. Drew gets his pyro, the fans cheer more, and Drew continues to the ring. Drew looks at the championship while he hears the fans cheering, and he goes up the corner to raise the belt up high! The fans cheer as Drew gets more pyro! And a lot of it! The fans cheer again, and Drew puts the belt on his shoulder, but then he goes back out to join the front row in cheering!

Drew goes back to the ring, grabs the mic, and the singing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” continues. Drew says, “I prayed for this and it happened.” The fans cheer that, then chant, “You Deserve It!” Drew says, “I know it’s been a rough few years in the UK here, but if there’s somebody that can bring us together, it’s our Undisputed WWE Champion. It’s the first-and-only-ever BRITISH WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre!” The fans cheer that! Drew says the love he’s been shown the past week is incredible. Texts, social media posts, the cheers all across Europe, including tonight, “you bunch of mentalists.”

And Drew just wants to say to each and every one out there… “Screw you.” The fans laugh at that, but Drew says no, this isn’t even being a bad guy wrestler. Seriously, screw you! When he got FIRED from WWE, where were they? They wanna jump on the bandwagon now? 99% of them weren’t there for him! When he was being screwed over by Roman Reigns and the Bloodline, there was no uprising for him, huh? How’d they help him out? When CM Punk screwed Drew, the fans cheered Roman and Punk and doing the YEET with Jey Uso! The fans do chant those things now, and then Drew brings up Cody and the corrupt refs!

Was there a hashtag for Drew? NO! There is only one person Drew needs to thank, that ever believed in Drew, and that person… is Drew! So thank you, Drew! If you wanna chant, chant “Thank You, Drew!” The fans do chant, “Thank You, Drew!” Well, there’s one more person Drew must address: The former… Oh, that feels good to say. Drew knows Cody Rhodes is here, and it must cut like a knife to say FORMER WWE Champion, Cody Rhodes! The fans now sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Yes, Drew knows Cody’s crack team is trying to figure out a title rematch. Drew admits to having Nick Aldis add a little extra clause.

Since 99% of Americans can’t read, Drew will tell us what it is: There is NO rematch clause! Cody must start at the bottom, work his way back up. The Vanilla QB1 Era is over! The Dangerous Drew Era begins tonight! The fans cheer that! But then here comes Randy Orton! The fans also cheer for The Viper, they sing along with Voices, and Orton goes right to the ring. Orton grabs himself a mic while the fans finish singing, and then the fans cheer as Orton and Drew are face to face. Drew says this must be Orton out here to congratulate him. The fans chant “R K O!” while Orton chuckles. Orton says Drew and the fans in London all know that they don’t like each other one bit.

So no, this is not Orton here to congratulate Drew. Orton is here to remind Drew that a few months ago, Drew had the chance to kick Orton through the table and declined. The fans again chant “R K O! R K O!” Orton says he wanted to tell Drew that when Orton has the opportunity to return the favor, he won’t hesitate. he beat Drew for that title before, he’ll do it again, and it’ll be courtesy of the three most dangerous letters in all of sports entertainment: R K O! The fans cheer that, but Drew smirks. Only for JACOB FATU to show up! The fans cheer the Samoan Werewolf as he storms his way down the ramp and to the ring.

Drew wants Fatu to hold on, but Orton steps aside so Fatu can DECK Drew! Fatu goes out after Drew, DRIBBLES him off the desk, then whips again! Drew reverses to POST Fatu, but Fatu isn’t even bothered! Drew hurries away, Fatu chases him into the crowd! Orton is more amused than anything, will Drew get out of London in one piece? But then The Miz slithers in! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE on Orton!! The Hollywood A-Lister strikes outta nowhere, but will he soon regret that? We find out, after the break!

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz!

SmackDown returns and the match is already going as Orton fires body shots and a HEADBUTT! But Miz kicks the leg out and BASEMENT DDTS! Cover, TWO! Orton survives then bails out, then throws his shirt off. The fans rally, but Miz pursues. Orton ROCKS Miz, then brings him up for the DESK BACK- NO, Miz lands out to then CLUB Orton! Miz hits the DESK BACK SUPLEX! The fans boo as Miz mocks Orton’s signature pose, then Miz puts Orton in the ring. Miz stomps Orton, but the fans taunt Miz with, “OH~ Miz is a Wanker~!” Miz throws hands, Orton fires back, and they go back and forth.

Orton fires off haymakers, whips Miz to a corner, but Miz reverses. Miz soaks up heat, runs in at Orton, but Orton LARIATS first! And LARIATS again! Then a dodge and SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up for Orton while Miz scrambles to the apron. Orton goes after Miz, brings him through the ropes, but Miz fights free! Miz hurries away while the fans boo, but Orton pursues. Orton finds Miz at the desk! Kick and DESK BACK SUPLEX! Miz sputters and writhes while the fans fire up. They want that “One More Time!” Orton obliges, another DESK BACK SUPLEX for Miz! The fans rally, they still want that “One More Time!”

Orton gets Miz up again, a third DESK BACK SUPLEX! Orton refreshes the count while Miz slumps off the desk. The fans cheer Orton, he puts Miz in the ring, and he has Miz in the ropes! The fans fire up again and Orton smiles as he drags Miz in, DRAPING DDT! The fans cheer again, and Orton hears those voices! Miz slowly rises, R K- FINALE!?! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans cheer! Miz is beside himself as Orton survives his finisher again! The fans rally behind Orton but Miz storms up to full nelson again. But Orton arm-drags free, RK- NO, Miz rolls him up, TWO! Miz scrambles, RKO!! Cover, Orton wins!

Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

The fans cheer as The Viper strikes, and now punches his ticket to Montreal! But will Orton truly be the Apex Predator when he battles three others for that #1 contender’s spot?

 

Drew returns backstage.

He grumbles about crazy Fatu, but Ilja Dragunov finds him. The Mad Russian is glad they are finally talking face to face. Obviously, Drew has some problems, so Ilja will get to the point: Tonight, Ilja will beat Sami Zayn and be one step closer to the championship. Ilja won a championship his first night back, simply because he doesn’t fight like a sane man! Drew says yeah, he doesn’t care, there’s a crazy person after him! Go ahead, win your match, win the Fatal 4 Way, and we’ll see him at the Royal Rumble. Drew swears he did NOT knock Fatu’s teeth out, but he sure will do that to Ilja! Drew runs off, but is that true? If Drew didn’t sideline Fatu, who did?

 

The Wyatts speak.

Bo Dallas says, “Solo… You think you stole our light. But you’ve just inherited the weight of what it really means. The lantern has never been a weapon. We carry it in the dark, so the dark doesn’t carry us. It does not belong int he hands of someone who believes taking it is more powerful than its true purpose. It will come back to us. Like a moth to a flame, we will not rest until it’s home.” The warning has been issued, will MFT heed it?

 

Charlotte Flair finds Alexa Bliss backstage.

The Queen hip bumps Lil’ Miss Bliss to cheer her up, but it doesn’t really work. Alexa says last week sucked: She lost to Giulia, Nia & Lash messed with her before the match and then beat her up after. It was a complete numbers game, Alexa was alone, so was Charlotte actually sick? Or was she just “cough cough” sick? No, it was not a “cough cough,” it was a “barf barf.” And Alexa’s the one that got a title opportunity without Charlotte, but Alexa has no idea how many title opportunities Charlotte turned down because she put the team first. Really? Yes, really. Name them. Not the point. Well, does Charlotte have Alexa’s back? Does Alexa have Charlotte’s back?

Bottomline is, Alexa is Charlotte’s person. Charlotte was sick. Heart hands, and Charlotte says she’ll finish warming up. But then Nia & Lash walk in saying that was so cute. Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia, but this is typical Alexa. She makes you feel guilty then plays victim. She’s really good at it. Yeah, Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia. And they won’t like her response. As for this charade, Charlotte gets why Alexa isn’t friends with Nia. And Lash has changed. Charlotte heads out, will #Charlexa be able to focus on the match before them? Or will the Irresistible Force & Bougie Bully make sure all eyes are on them again?

Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James!

SmackDown returns and the Beautiful Madness and Miss Management are already waiting in the ring. Charlotte makes her entrance, followed by Alexa. The teams sort out and Alexa starts with Kiana. The fans “WOO~” for Charlotte while Kiana talks some trash on Alexa. Kiana shoves Alexa, but Alexa SLAPS back! The fans cheer that! Alexa then ducks a shot to SLAP, ROCK, KNEE, and DROPKICK Kiana! Alexa runs, but Kiana gets up to KNEE low! Kiana brings Alexa around, suplexes, but Alexa tags out to Charlotte. The fans “WOO~” again and Kiana talks more trash. Charlotte slips around her, Kiana ELBOWS free, then whips, but Charlotte reverses!

Kiana hits buckles, but she ELBOWS back again! Kiana goes up and over Charlotte, then SUPERKICKS! Charlotte wobbles, Kiana runs, but into Charlotte’s BOOT! Tag to Alexa, and she gets a hand in the spin and DROPKICK! Giulia tags in, Alexa dodges but Giulia ROCKS Charlotte! Alexa ROCKS Giulia! Alexa ROCKS Kiana! But then Giulia SHOTGUNS Alexa! Giulia taunts Alexa, the ref keeps Charlotte back, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

The ref reprimands but Kiana backs off. Giulia wrenches Alexa’s hair to THROW her to the corner. Giulia stomps away on Alexa in the corner, the ref counts, but Giulia stops at 4. Giulia tags Kiana, Kiana stomps Alexa, then Kiana CLUBS Alexa. Alexa goes to another corner, Kiana whips corner to corner, and Alexa hits buckles hard! Kiana grins as she storms back up, and she bumps Alexa off buckles. Tag to Giulia and Giulia brings Alexa onto the ropes. Giulia hooks Alexa up in the ropes, and fishhooks the face! The ref counts, Giulia stops and sucker punches Charlotte! The ref stops Charlotte, Giulia DROPKICKS Alexa and Kiana BOOTS Alexa down!

Giulia ELBOW DROPS Alexa, covers, TWO! Giulia is already annoyed with the count, but she stomps away on Alexa. Giulia CLUBS Alexa, HEADBUTTS her, and HEADBUTTS again! Giulia bumps Alexa off buckles, tags Kiana, and Kiana brings Alexa around to kick a leg. Kiana taunts Alexa, but she sucker punches Charlotte! The fans give thumbs down, but Kiana snap suplexes! Charlotte protests, that distracts the ref! The ref is late to the cover, TWO! Kiana fireman’s carries Alexa, but Alexa fights to a sunset flip! TWO! Kiana stops Alexa, but she still reaches out! Kiana RAMS Alexa into the corner! And RAMS her again and again!

Kiana handsprings, runs back in, and she RAMS Alexa again! The ref counts, Giulia tags in, and Kiana snapmares Alexa to BOOT her! Giulia is up top, she MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa survives, but Giulia HEADBUTTS her to the cover! Charlotte again distracts, another late count, TWO! Giulia is annoyed but she tags Kiana as SmackDown returns to single picture. Kiana sends Giulia in, but Alexa dodges! Giulia hits buckles, Alexa DUMPS Kiana out, and the fans fire up! Kiana hurries back in, she anchors Alexa’s foot, then she drags her back! Alexa ENZIGIRIS free, hot tag to Charlotte!

The fans fire up as The Queen RUNS Kiana over! And RUNS her over again! CHOP and CHOP for Kiana, CHOP and CHOP for Giulia! CHOP after CHOP, “WOO~” after “WOO~,” and then Charlotte CHOPS Giulia down! Charlotte runs up, Kiana dodges, but Charlotte keeps moving! WALK OVER LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Charlotte stalks Kiana to a corner. Charlotte whips, Kiana reverses, but Charlotte goes up and out. BOOT for Giulia, BOOT for Kiana, and then Charlotte goes up! CROSSBODY on Kiana! Cover, TWO! Kiana is tougher than that, but Charlotte stays focused. The fans rally up as Charlotte runs in, but into a BOOT!

Kiana runs up, but into a BOOT! Charlotte steps on Kiana to a corner, she and Giulia scrap, and Kiana YANKS her down! The fans boo but Charlotte still wrenches Kiana to a NECKBREAKER! Charlotte runs, but into a SIPNEBUSTER! Kiana shows her power, and she tags Giulia! Giulia KNEES Charlotte down! Cover, Alexa breaks it! The fans fire up but Giulia is furious! Kiana whips, Alexa reverses and TOSSES Kiana out! But Kiana trips Alexa! Giulia has Charlotte, Charlotte shoves free, but Giulia BOOTS her! And KICKS her! And KICKS her again! Charlotte snarls, she ducks the buzzsaw!

Charlotte shoves and ROCKS Giulia! Charlotte runs, but Giulia follows to HEADBUTT! Giulia runs, but into a BOOT! Charlotte has Giulia but Kiana tags in! Charlotte runs, Kiana KNEES her first! But Alexa tags in! Kiana runs, but into the clinch! TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL!! Cover, Charlexa wins!

Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by pinfall

Bliss proved she does have Charlotte’s back! But then Nia & Lash attack after all! They BLAST Giulia, DECK Alexa, and HEADBUTT Charlotte! And HEADBUTT her again! Nia POSTS Charlotte while the fans boo! Nia & Lash soak up the heat, but Giulia is back up! Kiana says hold on, hold on, they’re good. Giuila says she is NOT good, she wants after Nia! Miss Management has her client back off, if just for now. Will the Beautiful Madness make sure no one disrespects her and gets away with it?

 

Solo Sikoa speaks.

“Bo. You’re absolutely right. This is just more than a lantern. I can see the millions of fireflies across the world. They are now in my possession. Your legacy is in my hands. And if you want this lantern back, I suggest you put those tag team titles on the line. But that’s just the beginning. You see, my family is going to take back all the gold. But until then… I’m going to take real, real good care of this. And he is going to be with me when I take out Damian Priest and bring back the WWE Undisputed title to the family.” Solo then blows out the lantern, but will it be lights out for the Archer of Infamy? Or will Priest be the one headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event?

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

London sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance. There’s a bit more smoke than usual, but we still get “WHOA~ OH~!” and the pyro! Cody takes a moment to take in the crowd before he goes down the ramp and to the ring. Cody then stands on the corner for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but even that seems different without the Undisputed Championship on his arm or around his waist. Cody grabs the mic, the fans cheer, and Cody takes a moment to hear them singing, “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Cody then says, “Well, that sounds a bit different. That’s okay. That’s okay.

“Because if anything, I guess it was becoming a bit… episodic. I would come out here, I would tap my fist three times, we’d all say ‘Whoa,’ I’d walk to the ring, and I’d ask you, ‘Whaddya wanna talk about?'” The fans are a bit torn there, and Cody takes a moment. The fans now sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Cody says don’t worry, they will discuss the NEW WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre. Cody never broke down why the name of his podcast is Whaddya Wanna Talk About. It was quite simple: He wasn’t just the company’s champion, he was the people’s champion. The fans are again torn, but Cody says he didn’t want the fans to be spectators, he wanted them to be teammates.

But perhaps Cody got comfortable with the episodic, with the predictable. He didn’t see all the eventualities, all the ways in which he could lose. Or, is Drew just that good? The fans agree there! Cody says he could ask himself that, or he could ask what HBK, Hogan, and Stone Cold have in common with Cody. Simple: they’re the only ones to go back-to-back in Royal Rumble wins. And only one of those names won it three times, that’s how a near impossible feat that is. And they all know Cody loves a gamble, he loves a long shot. Here in WWE, where we have the best men’s and women’s divisions, sometimes the best power you can have is self-belief.

So here and now, in a city that means a great deal to Cody, a city he wrestled in every weekend for WhatCulture Pro-Wrestling to sharpen his skills and became the American Nightmare, a city that DOES deserve a WrestleMania (the fans erupt for that!), let Cody make it official! Drew says there’s no rematch clause, good! They’ll do this the old fashioned way! Cody is officially declaring for the 2026 Men’s Royal Rumble match!! The fans love that, too! “So, London, what DO you wanna talk about?! Let’s talk about Jacob Fatu!” The fans are torn on that name, and Cody says he met Fatu backstage at APW, you know he’s a thoroughbred!

Cody saw Fatu VS Solo Sikoa, and you could tell Fatu was on the come up. Fatu is a young veteran in their industry. But as such, Cody is aware and positive that Fatu knows what a receipt means! And Fatu has the largest receipt coming from Cody! Fatu is all gas, no brakes, come down here and collect. Or Cody can find Fatu first and beat the brakes off his ass! The fans are fired up with Cody, but is this gambler going to bust even before we reach the Royal Rumble? Or will a fight with Fatu be just the momentum Cody needs to have his threepeat?

 

Backstage interview with Matt Cardona.

Cathy Kelley is with The Complete, saying he is moments away from his match with Trick Williams to qualify for the #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way. What would it mean to not only come back to the WWE but to win that title? Cardona says the way Cody lost was a shame, and Cardona was really looking forward to facing his friend for that belt. But now that it’ll be Drew McIntyre. They go way back, too. Drew’s first WWE match was with Zack Ryder. And just like Cody and Drew, Cardona left WWE to find himself, and he’s back, But while Cody and Drew are each former world champions, Cardona is not. Yet.

Cardona isn’t back just to be back, he wants his time at the top. The journey, the ups and downs, the grind, it all led back here for Cardona to be Undisputed Champion! Cardona is #AlwayZReady, but will he be able to #WhoopDatTrick? Or will the former NXT & TNA World Champion soon be headed for another top title in his young career?

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona!

SmackDown returns as Trick continues to vibe with London. Then the fans cheer as Cardona makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally and duel already. The two circle, tie up, then break. Cardona smirks, Trick flexes, and the two go again. Trick waistlocks, spins Cardona, then pie faces Cardona! Trick talks trash, but Cardona RAMS him into a corner! Trick bobs ‘n’ weaves, then he pie faces again! Trick says he runs this house, dawg! But Cardona ROCKS Trick, ROCKS him again, then fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Cardona backs off, but Trick KNEES low! Trick scoops and SLAMS, then snarls as he checks his chin.

Trick tells Cardona not to mess with him! Trick RUNS Cardona over! The fans are torn but Trick talks trash. Cardona rises up, he dodges the tackle, but Trick CLUBS the backdrop away. Trick pie faces, then runs, but Cardona DROPKICKS him! Then clinch and FLATLINER! Trick staggers up, Cardona LARIATS him up and out! The fans fire up with Cardona, and he builds speed to WRECK Trick with a dropkick! Cardona then aims from the apron, MISSILE DROPKICK to the floor! The fans rally up again and Cardona grits his teeth while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Cardona drags Trick up, puts him in the ring, but Trick bails back out. Cardona goes to the ropes, and he drags Trick up by his hair! But Trick trips Cardona up! Trick drags Cardona out to THROW him into barriers! Trick talks trash, then FLAPJACKS Cardona off the apron! Trick fires up, then he brings Cardona up to put him in the ring. Cardona goes to a corner, Trick storms up on him, and he ROCKS Cardona. The ref reprimands, but Trick CHOPS Cardona. Then ROCKS him again! Trick hears the fans cheer and jeer, and he talks some smack on them now. Trick UPPERCUTS Cardona and Cardona slumps against ropes.

Trick whips Cardona, FLAPJACKS again, then kips up! Trick says he runs this house, then he storms up on Cardona at the ropes. Trick CHOKES Cardona, the ref counts, but Trick stops at 4. Cardona coughs and goes to a corner, Trick digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Trick stops at 4, snarls, then he whips Cardona corner to corner! Then a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Trick keeps Cardona down with a chinlock, but the fans rally while Cardona endures. Cardona fights up, fires body shots and CHOPS, but Trick LEG LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Trick rains down forearms and Cardona can barely guard!

Trick drags Cardona back into the chinlock and he squeezes tight. The fans rally as Cardona endures again, and Cardona fights up. JAWBREAKAER! Trick rebounds, but Cardona dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! Trick pushes Cardona back, Cardona avoids the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KICK! Cardona wobbles, but he comes back to BOOT Trick! Trick comes back, but Cardona catches the leg lariat to SAIDO! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Trick crawls, Cardona rises, and the fans duel. Trick is in a corner, Cardona runs up, forearm SMASH! Cardona fires shots, soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes side to side for the BROSKI BOOT!

Cardona then ZIGZAGS! Shoutout to his pal, Nic Nemeth, then covers, TWO! Trick survives but Cardona underhooks him! Trick fights the lift, BACKDROPS, but Cardona sunset flips it to high stack! TWO!! Trick escapes, runs up, but the splash misses! Trick slumps down, Cardona goes for another, but Trick avoids the boot! Trick wags his finger, but then Cardona just WRECKS him with another dropkick! Cardona hurries to fetch Trick into the ring while the fans still duel. Trick runs back up, SLINGSHOTS Cardona into the ring, then TRICK KICK! Cover, TWO!! Cardona survives but Trick gets the arm.

The fans rally up, Trick cartwheels to RIPCORD, and BOOK- DDT!! Cardona turns things around, goes to the corner, and he runs up, ROUGH- NO, Trick pops free! Trick runs up, but into KNEES! Cardona goes up, lines up the shot, but Trick avoids another one! Both men run, and Trick POUNCES Cardona?! The fans fire up and Trick takes aim again! Cardona staggers up, TRICK SHOT!! Cover, Trick wins!

Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

A hard fought match for the first-time-ever, and Mr. Whoop Dat punches his ticket to Montreal! Will Trick soon win his first Saturday Night’s Main Event to- “Hey, Kit. Are you there?” The fans fire up for Mr. Masculinity Detox! Kit steps past Trick and Cardona, to then BLINDSIDE Cardona! The fans boo as Kit sends Cardona into the steel steps! Kit says, “TOXIC! TOXIC! TOXIC!” London goes back to cheering as the song continues, but will Kit make himself the topic no matter where he goes?

 

Backstage interview with Damian Priest.

Cathy Kelley is now with the Archer of Infamy, and brings up his chance at Drew McIntyre and the Undisputed Championship. But that means going through Solo Sikoa first. How do you prepare for such an opportunity? Priest says he could go on and on about Drew, there’s a lot of history there. He won’t get ahead of himself, tonight is about Solo. Facing Solo 1v1 isn’t an issue. But is it going to be 1v1? Priest doesn’t think so. But Priest will remind us that in London, he became Senor Money in the Bank. So tonight, Solo, MFT, if Priest has to do 1vALL again, he’ll do it. Priest has to get past this and get at Drew. So tonight, it’s whatever it takes.

Priest heads out, will he make sure no one stops him on his path back to the top? Or will Solo use The Outlaw as an example to all of the WWE Universe?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Kit is still in the ring with a mic,. “You all know that I’m right! You know there’s a problem! And I’m the solution. So I will say it again. I will let the whole world know. you all need reassurance, you all need leadership. you all need ME!” The fans cheer that, but then FATU slips in behind Kit! Kit says he is the tonic to the toxic masculinity, he is KIT! WIL-SON! But he turns around into a SUPERKICK! The Samoan Werewolf is raging, the fans are torn, but Fatu dares Cody and/or Drew to show up! SENTON on Kit, then a MIGHTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Kit flounders away, the fans are still torn, but now Fatu grabs a mic.

“YADADA MEAN!?” The fans cheer that! Fatu tells Cody, “You got something to say about me?! You have something to say TO me? Well check this out! Bring your punk ass out here right now!” Fatu throws off his vest, and Cody makes his entrance again! Cody is in his tracksuit but that comes off pretty quick, too! The American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf start throwing hands and the fans fire up! Cody hammers away in the corner, but Fatu RAMS him into another corner! Security rushes out here but fans boo! “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Aldis hurries out here, and he wants them both to stop!

The fans cheer as Cody breaks free! Cody CLOBBERS Fatu, everyone falls over, and SmackDown goes back to break! What must Aldis do to restore order?

 

BREAKING NEWS!

Now set for Saturday Night’s Main Event, it will be Cody Rhodes VS Jacob Fatu! Will Montreal survive the American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf tearing it up?

 

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa w/ MFT!

The Archer of Infamy and the would-be Tribal Chief have said their piece, and now they must back those words up with actions. Will Priest defy the odds as Solo isn’t solo out here? Or will Solo, waving the Wyatt lantern as he walks out here, lead by example for his family?

The bell rings and Solo circles with Priest. They tie up, Solo headlocks, and Solo talks trash. Priest powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Priest rebounds to RAM Solo! Solo staggers, but he and Priest reset. They tie up, but Solo kicks low! And HEADBUTTS! Solo ROCKS Priest, whips him to ropes, but Priest reverses to BACK ELBOW! Priest mule kicks Solo, reels him in, but Solo fights the lift. Solo UPPERCUTS, but Priest SUPERKICKS! Solo tumbles out, MFT is there to check on him, but Priest pursues. The fans fire up as Priest runs up, but MFT stands in the way! The fans boo, the ref tells MFT tos tay back, and Priest goes back tot he apron.

Solo runs up,b ut Priest dodges! Solo still avoids the roundhouse and he BOOTS Priest down! The ref wants Solo to back off, but now MFT mugs Priest! The fans boo, JC Mateo pretends to be shocked, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Solo goes out to fetch Priest, SMACK him off the desk, and put him in the ring. Solo soaks up heat, HEADBUTTS Priest down, then HEADBUTTS him again and again! Solo stalks Priest to ropes, kicks him out, then pursues. MFT backs up so Solo can SMACK Priest off the desk again! Solo soaks up more heat, winds up, but Priest clinches! FLATLINER on the desk! The ring count is climbing but Priest puts Solo in at 5 of 10. Priest then winds up to UPPERCUT! Solo wobbles, Priest powers up the arm, and he runs to COME- NO, Solo ducks, shoves, and SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Priest survives and Solo frowns.

Solo motions that he’s gonna be champion, and he rains down fists in the corner. The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, and he soaks up more heat. Solo runs corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! Priest sputters in the corner, Solo soaks up more heat, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Solo aims again, he runs back in, and HIP ATTACKS! Priest sputters again and the fans duel. Solo smirks as he goes corner to corner again, and mocks Jey Uso with the “Run it back” motion. Solo runs back in, but Priest is up! WHEEL KICK! Priest hits that just in time, and JC shields the imaginary eyes of the lantern from that collision.

Solo and Priest go back to corners while the fans rally up. Priest huffs ‘n’ puffs and fires up! Priest and Solo stare down, run up, and they RAM shoulders! Then they fire haymakers back and forth! The fans duel, Priest KICKS, Solo ROCKS, and the hands keep firing off! Solo gets the edge, but Priest avoids the last shot to BELL CLAP! Then he KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! ROLLING ELBOW! Priest then winds up again, but Solo HEADBUTTS! Priest ROUNDHOUSES! Solo rebounds to SUPERKICK! Priest staggers, but he SPIN KICKS! Solo stays up, Priest SPIN KICKS again! Solo rebounds, Priest ducks ‘n’ dodges, then LEAPING LARIATS!

The fans fire up with Priest while Solo goes to a corner. Priest runs up, BACK ELBOW! Priest keeps moving, but Solo fireman’s carries! Priest slips free, ELEVATED FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, MFT coaches Solo, but Priest goes to the corner. Priest climbs up, but Solo distracts the ref. Talla reaches out to trip Priest up! The fans boo but the ref wonders what happened. The ref puts two and two together, and he EJECTS Talla! The fans cheer, Talla is mad, but Solo hurries up after Priest! Fireman’s carry, but Priest slips free! Priest has the crucifix! RAZOR’S EDGE on Solo! Cover, TWO!! Solo survives and MFT is relieved.

Priest sighs but he just brings down the straps. The fans fire up as Priest aims, but Tama Tonga distracts! The fans boo, but Loa gets on the apron! Priest runs Loa off, but Solo prepares his own right hand! Priest avoids the spike, COMEBACK- SPINNING SOLO!! Solo goes up the corner, FLYING SOLO!! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as Priest survives, but Solo- OH NO! The Wyatts are here!! The lights go out, the fans go nuts, and when the lights are back, the Wyatts are BEHIND MFT! JC, Loa and Tama turn around, and then Howdy, Gacy & Lumis JUMP on them! The fans fire up as the factions fight all around ringside, Nikki Cross cheering her brothers on!

Things spill out into the crowd, Howdy RAMS JC into the post, then TOSSES JC into security staff! Howdy sees the lantern, but Solo CLOBBERS Howdy first! The fans boo, but Solo brings the lantern to the ring. The ref reprimands, Solo sets the lantern down, but Priest guzels! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!!

Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

Solo’s obsession with tearing down the Wyatt legacy just cost him his own chance at glory! Saturday Night’s Main Event is now wepa, but will The Archer of Infamy hit the mark in Montreal? Meanwhile, Howdy laughs as he takes the lantern back. But TALLA is back! And he BOOTS Howdy down! The fans boo but Talla takes the lantern back for MFT. Will the Wyatts have no choice but to put those titles on the line in exchange?

 

Sami Zayn heads for gorilla.

And on the way, he crosses paths with Drew McIntyre. Drew tells Sami that he heard what Sami said last week. Sami hoped that Drew would win, but thought Cody would? Well, lucky Sami isn’t a betting man, or he’d lose big, as usual. Sami says he meant what he said, a part of him did want Drew to win, and that part of him is happy Drew did win. Because now, Sami is going to go to war with Ilja Dragunov, and win. Then next week, in Sami’s hometown of Montreal, Sami will become #1 contender. And then at the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia, they’ll see each other again.

Oh, really inspiring, Sami, but here’s the truth: Drew has beaten Sami ELEVEN times, Sami has beaten Drew ZERO times. And if Sami does happen to make it to the Rumble, absolutely nothing changes. Sami says, “We’ll see.” Sami continues on, will he be able to defeat the Mad Russian and head home to Montreal? Or will he fall short of his world championship dreams yet again?

 

WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS ???

Speaking of championship dreams, it is another opportunity for someone, anyone, to step up to H1M! Who will go for gold in London? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns, London cheers on “MEL~O! MEL~O!” But who is answering the call? It’s TNA X-Division Champion and the star of Bradford, England, LEON SLATER! The fans fire up for their guy, but will the Youngest In Charge soon be a double champion? The introductions are made, the US title is raised, and we see who hits the game winner!

The bell rings and the two run up! They tie up, go around, and Melo headlocks. Melo hits the headlock takeover, Leon headscissors, Melo kips free. Roles reverse as Leon hits the headlock takeover for Melo to headscissor. Leon kips free, Melo turns things back around with another headlock, but Leon powers up and puts Melo in the corner. The ref counts, Leon backs off, and the fans applaud as Leon whips. Melo reverses, Leon goes up and over, but Melo turns hip toss into hip toss and lateral press! TWO and Leon has the ghost pin! TWO, Leon stands, dodges Melo, but Melo blocks! Melo dodges, then hits the FADE AWAY JUMPER!

The fans fire up as Melo then brings Leon up. Melo CHOPS, ROCKS, and CHOPS again. Leon ROCKS Melo back! The fans rally up as Leon runs to CHOP Melo in the corner! Leon shakes out his hand, that’s how hard he hit Melo! But Melo kicks Leon, CHOPS again, and the fans fire up. Melo whips, Leon reverses, but Melo rolls off the back. But Melo’s leg jams! Leon hesitates, but Melo says bring it. Leon runs up, Melo dodges to waistlock, but Leon bucks the O’Conner! Melo blocks one kick, ducks the enzigiri, but that REWIND HEEL hits! The fans fire up, Leon whips but Melo reverses, only for Leon to handspring back elbow!

Melo bails out, Leon aims, PLANCHA! Down goes Melo and the fans fire up! Leon puts Melo in, he goes up the corner, and Melo hobbles up into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Melo is still in this, but the fans sing, “Leon Slater, DOO DOO DOODOO!” Leon is feeling it, Melo applauds, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Leon and Melo circle, though that bad leg is still a problem. Melo shakes it out, he and Leon go again, and Melo waistlocks. Leon switches, they go to the mat, and Leon body scissors for a GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, and Melo is up! Leon hurries after him, but Melo ELBOWS Leon away. Melo reels Leon in, suplexes, then floats to a cover, TWO! Melo takes his kneepad down to check his knee, and Leon crawls to ropes while the fans rally up. Melo stalks Leon, has him in a corner, and he climbs up. Melo rains down fists, gives a little forearm grind instead of the six-seven, then he snapmares Leon. But Leon’s right up to CHOP!

Melo flops to the apron, Leon brings him up, but Melo RAMS Leon! Melo hobbles but runs, only for Leon to blow past him! Melo hurdles, ducks, and then DROPKICKS! But even that wasn’t the best, and he shakes the leg out. Leon slowly rises, the fans rally more, and both men stand. Melo hobbles over to Leon, brings him up, and reels him in again. Leon fights the suplex, Melo still tries, but Leon pops free! Leon shoves and DROPKICKS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo is toughing it out but Leon still has the fans behind him. Leon stands Melo up, whips him to ropes, but Melo reveres. Leon handsprings, but Melo dodges!

Leon avoids the Jumper again, then he follows Melo! INVERTED SPANISH FLY! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as SmackDown returns to single picture and both men slowly rise. Melo is up first, he gets Leon to his feet, and he CHOPS! Leon snarls and he CHOPS again! Leon then brings Melo up, but Melo ROCKS Leon! Leon staggers, comes back, and he ROCKS Melo! Melo CHOPS, whips, but Leon reverses to BOOT! Melo is at the ropes, but he avoids the sweep! LA MYSTICA! And then the suplex, LAYUP CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Leon survives and the fans rally up while Melo grits his teeth.

Melo waits on Leon to rise up, then he storms up in the corner. Melo whips, Leon stops himself, and he stops the First 48! Melo fights the crab, reels Leon in, TWO! But then Leon LEG LARIATS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo survives the sudden turnaround but Leon stays cool. Leon drags Melo to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Melo goes to the apron. Leon just adjusts, then leaps, but Melo dodges! Melo CHOPS Leon, but Leon fireman’s carries! Melo slips free, the leg jams, and Leon avoids the shoulder! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP in the ropes! Leon then goes back to the corner, springboards, but Melo slips around! Sunset flip, TWO!

Leon sits on the cover, TWO! Melo has it, TWO! Leon has it, TWO! ONE! ONE! And repeat! both men stand, the fans fi reup, and Leon SPIKE-RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and the fans fire up again! Then Melo SUPERKICKS! Leon goes to the corner, Melo runs up, but Leon puts him on the apron. Melo’s leg jams again! Leon just builds speed corner to corner! Leon FLIES over the post!! Down goes Melo and the fans are thunderous! Leon puts Melo in fast, goes up the corner, and the fans are on his side! SWANTON- NO, Melo moves and Leon FLOPS! Melo hits the FIRST 48! Cover, TWO!! Leon survives and the fans fire up again!

Melo is frustrated, his leg is hurting, but he elbows Leon off him. “This is Awesome!” as Melo goes back up the corner. Leon hurries to anchor a foot, but Melo CLUBS away on Leon. Leon UPPERCUTS Melo, then climbs back up. Leon and Melo fight for control up there, and they’re on the very top! Melo hits a SUPER LAYUP CUTTER!! Cover, MELO WINS!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)

A standing ovation as two young icons just put on an instant classic, and Melo gives respect to Leon. This was the first time they’ve fought, will there be many more in the years to come?

 

Shinsuke Nakamura watches this backsatge.

But then Tama Tonga calls him out. Tama says Nakamura is looking at the US title, but the next chance doesn’t belong to him. Nakamura took his shot, and he blew it. Once MFT takes the tag titles, that US Championship is Tama’s. Nakamura and Tama do go way back, so this is Nakamura’s one and only warning: Stay out of Tama’s way. Nakamura tells Tama in Japanese that he knows their history, but he warns Tama in return that he better be ready to fight for what he wants. Will the Good Bad Guy bring the US title to MFT? Or will the King of Strong Style get another chance?

 

Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae walk ‘n’ talk backstage.

Johnny Wrestling looks at the Axiom mask he stole and he still can’t believe “those dorks” fell for it last week. Who even wears turtlenecks? But Axiom steps in and says he’ll be the better man. He wants to save Gargano from a beating, so just hand the mask over. Oh, Gargano doesn’t have the mask. He hands it to Candice, she hurries off, and Axiom tells Gargano to grow up. Gargano says if Axiom will excuse them, they’re gonna do married people things. Laters. Wait, another Axiom? This one DECKS Gargano, and surprise! It was Frazer! Oh, another surprise is that Frazer talked with Aldis. Next week, it is Gargano VS Frazer, 1v1.

And after Frazer beats Gargano, his amigo will do the same and take that mask back. So enjoy it while you still can. Fraxiom high-fives and heads out, will they get their revenge on Gargano one way or another?

 

Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre!

The Juggernaut chose SmackDown because of all the names she’d love to beat down. She already handled “Slaygent A,” will she bring down The Hot Mess next? Or will even she have to pledge her allegiance to Chelsea Green?

SmackDown returns and Jade Cargill is ringside to watch this. The Storm has put Chelsea and Jordynne on notice, will her presence do that tonight? Jordynne makes her entrance now, and the bell rings. Chelsea runs up to tie up with Grace, but she SHOVES Cheslea away! Chelsea gets up to SLAP Grace, and SLAP and SLAP again! Grace just brushes those off, then SLAPS back! Chelsea wobbles, Grace whips her, and then SPINEBUSTER! Grace hauls Chelsea up, reels her in, and the fans rally as Grace claps using chelsea’s back. Grace hits a stalling suplex, then she SLAMS Chelsea down! The fans cheer, Grace covers, TWO!

Grace clamps onto Chelsea, fireman’s carries, but Chelsea slips free to RAM her into buckles! Chelsea salutes, BOOTS Grace into the corner, then Alba SUPERKICKS Grace behind the ref’s back! Chelsea runs, slides, and THROWS Grace down! Cover, ONE!! Chelsea is furious already, and she drags Grace up. Chelsea whips Grace to the corner, salutes again, and the fans are torn as she runs in. Grace slips around to RAM Chelsea into buckles! ANd again, and again! Backslide, roll through, and short arm LARIAT! Short arm LARIAT! And- NO, Chelsea slips aroudn to waistlock. Grace ELBOWS free, then she ROCKS Cheslea!

Grace ELBOWS, LARIATS, then roars! the fans fire up and Grace runs in, but she blocks a boto firsT! Then a wrench and MUFFLER PLEX! Grace shouts fo rChelsea to ger up. Chelase stands, Grace fireman’s carries, DIRECT EFFECT! Jackknife bridge, Grace wins!

Winner: Jordynne Grace, by pinfall

A new move for her new win streak, but Jade just golf claps Grace’s win. Grace grabs a mic, and she says, “Hey, champ. I’m glad that you came out here tonight to watch me. It’s extremely important that you know exactlly waht’s coming fo ryou.” The fans are torn, but Grace says if watching was just enough, that’s fine. But if Jade’s tired of babysitting that title, then step into the ring right here, right now! The fans fire up as Jade stands up! Jade goes to the ring and says Grace msut be stupid. But then Chelsea runs up! Grace dodges, Cheslea BLASTS Jade!! Chelsea is shocked, but also dazed, and Grace picks up the belt.

Grace smiles as she holds up THE WWE Women’s Championship, before she throws it back to Jade. Jade says, “Bet!” When and where will these forces of nature battle it out?

 

Backstage interview with Trick Williams.

Cathy congratulates him on his win tonight, and says he didn’t just ease his way onto SmackDown, he jumped into the deep end. What does this mean to him that he is headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event for a #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way? Trick says let this be a warning: he is putting all of SmackDown on notice! All you bums, bobbleheads and bootlickers, know that Trick is that dawg! Trick looks like money, he feels like money, because Trick IS money. And he wants a special shoutout to Randy Orton and Damian Priest! Congrats, you have a match with the future of this business, let’s talk about it! And hold on. He might be Whoop Dat Trick, but on Saturday, he whoops dat ass.

Cathy says yes, she was going to add- Oh, Priest steps in. Trick is the guy who does a lot of talking. Priest doesn’t. You already know what’s up on SNME. But Trick’s free on Friday, right? So is Priest. And Priest is ready to whoop dat Trick. Priest heads out, will he have quite the appetizer with Trick when SmackDown arrives in Montreal?

 

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov!

We saw these two battle over the United States Championship, and #BigMatchSami lost the title to the returning Mad Russian Dragon. But now, they fight for a much bigger prize on this Road to WrestleMania! Will Sami make up for that loss and join that Fatal 4 Way? Or will Ilja continue to rise up the ranks and be one match away from taking over the world?

SmackDown returns as Sami makes his entrance. The fans sing along with the song and Sami high-fives the front row along the ramp. The bell rings and the fans fire up as Sami and Ilja stare down. They step up, and they start firing forearms! The fans rally up as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster! Sami fires a flurry, but then Ilja CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then SPIN CHOP! CHOP to the leg! BOOT! Ilja runs, but into a LARIAT! The fans fire up while Ilja goes to ropes and Sami catches his breath. Sami storms up on Ilja to CHOP! Ilja just eggs him on! Sami CHOPS, fire more forearms, then stops as the ref counts.

Ilja KNEES low, fires more forearms, then whips. Sami reverses, Ilja reverses back, but Sami goes up and over! Sami runs up, Ilja BOOTS him, then JUMP KICKS! The fans fire up with Ilja, and he stands Sami up to bump him off buckles. Ilja CHOPS, then runs corner to corner. Ilja KNEES low, keeps moving, and he BOOT WASHES! Ilja snapmares Sami down, then hops up, KING KONG KNEE DROP! The fans fire up and Ilja goes up again! KING KONIG- NO, Sami dodges! Sami then kicks Iljia and suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO! Ilja is still fighting and the fans rally back up.

Sami stands Ilja up to CHOP! Ilja goes to a corner, Sami ROCKS him, and the fans cheer. Sami ROCKS Ilja again, has him in a corner, and CHOPS! Sami reels Ilja in, whips him to ropes, but Ilja KNEES Sami! Then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on and he talks some smack while the fans rally. Sami stands, switches, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja headlocks in return as Sami stands him back up. Ilja then pries the waistlock open, switches, but Sami switches. They switch and switch and switch, then Ilja SNAP GERMANS! The fans cheer, Ilja goes back to the corner, and Ilja rises up, only for Sami to CHOP!

The fans cheer and sing for “Sami, Sami Zayn~!” but Ilja fires body shots. Sami CLUBS Ilja again and again, then goes up to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and the fans cheer again while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Sami and Ilja both stir, and Sami crawls over to Ilja. Sami brings Ilja up with a facelock, but Ilja wrenches out to waistlock. Sami fights the lift, but Ilja CLUBS him and HAMMERS him, then pump handles for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Sami survives, but Ilja SLIDING FOREARMS in the back! Ilja ELBOWS and CLUBS Sami again and again, then stalks him to ropes. The fans rally up, and Ilja stomps Sami at the ropes. The ref counts, Ilja BOOTS Sami, then SLAPS him! Sami sputters, but he comes back to SLAP Ilja! Ilja and Sami make it a SLAP fight, then Sami fires haymakers! DDT! Cover, TWO! Ilja stays in this, but Sami stays cool.

Sami checks his teeth, they’re all there. Sami stands, Ilja crawls to ropes, but it’s Ilja who eggs Sami on! Sami stomps a mudhole into Ilja at the ropes! The ref counts, Sami stops at 4, but the fans rally up again. Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and brings Ilja around. Sami goes for the corner but Ilja wants the leg! Ilja eggs Sami on, Sami HAMMERS Ilja down! Sami busts Ilja’s eyebrow open! Ilja sputters, Sami goes to the apron, and the fans rally up again. SmackDown returns to single picture as Sami rises, but Ilja SLAPS him! Ilja SLAPS again, climbs up, and he fires up again! The fans are with Ilja on that, but Sami gets some shots to the chin!

Sami CLUBS Ilja, then adjusts position, SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ilja survives and the fans fire up again! Sami is beside himself, but he hurries to get after Ilja at the ropes. Sami drags Ilja up, around, but Ilja stops the Blue Thunder with elbows! Ilja runs, but Sami reels him back in! Ilja slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, CONSTANTINE SPECIAL! The fans fire up while both men flounder! Ilja goes to a corner, goes up top, and he aims to go COAST2COAST! Sami falls, Ilja covers, TWO!! Sami survives and now Ilja is stunned! The fans rally again while Sami is down. Ilja winds up, H-BOMB- BOOT!!

The fans fire up as Sami counters the falling forearm! Both men stagger to their feet, then Sami clinches! But Ilja fights off the exploder! Sami ROCKS Ilja, Ilja springs up to ENZIGIRI! Ilja has Sami in the corner, he runs corner to corner and LARIATS! Ilja runs corne rto ocrner again, another LARIAT! Ilja goes for a third, but he ducks Sami’s Helluva Kick! Ilja knew that trick and Sami crashes into buckle! They both go to the apron, and Ilja fireman’s carries. Sami fights free, HEADBUTTS Ilja, and Ilja staggers back. But then TORPEDO MOSCOW!! Both men fall to the floor! The fans rally while the ring count climbs!

Ilja rises at 5 of 10, rolls in at 7, and Sami sputters at 8. Sami rises at 9, and leaps in at 9.99! But Ilja is on him! POWERBOMB! Ilja goes up, up, and SUPER SENTONS but onto KNEES! Not the cleanest counter, but Sami clinches Ilja! BUCKLE EXPLODER! The fans fire up with Sami, he runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, Sami wins!!

Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

And with that, our #1 contender’s Fatal 4 is set! Orton, Trick, Priest, and Sami! But then Trick CLOBBERS Sami from behind! The fans boo but Trick lets his hair down and goes wild! Trick aims again, TRICK SHOT!! Sami is down, Trick stands over him, and he soaks up all that heat. But will Trick be able to whoop three decorated superstars at once? Or will Sami’s journey to the top finally be fulfilled in Montreal?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for SmackDown, a lot of action that also helped in the various story builds. Drew McIntyre had a great opening promo, but they also segued really well into Orton VS Miz as the opener. We also got a very good promo from Cody, and of course he wants to threepeat at the Royal Rumble. It was wild for Kit Wilson to go after Matt Cardona to give Fatu an opening to attack and then call out Cody in return. Very good brawl from Fatu and Cody, and Cody VS Fatu for Saturday Night’s Main Event is going to be great. If Drew didn’t do the attack, will Cody win against Fatu and reveal it was him all along?

Good promo from Charlexa with Nia & Lash, and then a very good tag match. Good win for Charlexa, but at least Giulia and Kiana got a bit better of a showing. But of course Lash & Nia attacked after, and now all three teams have beef. With Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez as contenders from Raw, we’ll definitely get separate contenders for SmackDown now to parallel. Then it’ll be about Rhea & Iyo trying to survive both challenges, perhaps to build up the go-home week to Royal Rumble. If Liv & Roxie actually win, then the SmackDown team stands no chance, no matter who it is, because Liv & Roxie wouldn’t be transitional champions.

Very good stuff from Grace, Chelsea, and Jade, and I wonder if they’d give us a Triple Threat of Jade VS Grace VS Chelsea. Chelsea would definitely be the one to take the loss to keep both Jade and Grace strong, regardless of who wins. But at the same time, we’d still need a proper 1v1 of Jade VS Grace for the title to settle the feud. Good promo with Fraxiom getting payback on Gargano and setting up Frazer VS Gargano and Axiom VS Gargano. Absolutely awesome US Championship from Melo VS Leon, I did not think they’d go that hard, but it was greatly appreciated. Melo selling bad leg is definitely foreshadowing how he eventually loses that title, though it might not be for some time.

And of course, great stuff in all four SNME qualifier matches, even with all the results being how I expected. As I said last week, a shame that Cardona had to lose here, but Trick is getting on a roll already. Orton VS Miz was a great opening, and Sami VS Ilja was an awesome main event. Trick going after Sami kinda foreshadows Sami winning out in the end, as Sami VS Drew is definitely a great choice for the Royal Rumble, too. It really is a story of “Something’s gotta give.” Drew pointed out the 11-0 record between him and Sami, but Drew has/wants to make it through his first title defense, it could come down to Drew using shenanigans like he did to dethrone Cody.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.15.26

TNA had some time to cook up their big debut. Did they burn it, or make a succulent feast?

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AMC era has begun! Granted it’s not without a big loss, being The Rascalz seem to be headed to AEW. Which honestly I’m conflicted. If it was their decision because the money was astronomical, then I can’t fault TNA for not being able to compete with the TK Bank Account. But if TNA didn’t even try and let them walk for money that could’ve been negotiated…then TNA fumbled harder than CJ Stroud. Jake Something is a non-factor, but The Rascalz could be a big mistake.

Ratings:

  • Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *
  • TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand: Maggie wins via pinfall – (-) *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
  • TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – *** 3/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

AJ Styles comes out to kick off TNA episodes on a new network. He walks out to the WWE theme, makes a quick hype promo, doesn’t interact with anyone aside from the crowd. Definitely feels like more could’ve been done with AJ, but it was nice to see him. 

Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4

The Hardyz come out with some guitar guy, Justin Lyonz or something…BDE and another streamer buddy? Definitely already feels overbooked just on the intro.

Order 4 tries to start fast but things back fire quickly and…this is starting off like an old episode of like WCW Thunder. Just messy overbooked intros, hot start into a commercial. 13 minutes in and it’s not a good start. Coming back from the commercial, Ali had the advantage but then Jeff Hardy is turning it around, all the apron dwellers are down. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker, Jeff catches him with a Twist of Fate. Tasha tries to get in the way, Ali gets shoved into her, Matt hits the Twist of Tasha draped over Ali…shmoz spot. The Great Hands actually turn things around after the pinfall break, but Elijah stops them with some Mule Kick action, into a Twist from Matt and Swanton from Jeff. I think we saw maybe 3 minutes of this and it was all just cliche chaos crap.

Loser Agent Zero attacks after the fact…even though Elijah laid him out last week and the luster is off of Zero. He’s a joke. The Righteous come out to make a…Save? Dutch hits Death Walks on Matt and Vincent pulls out…a pad lock or something and then chains Jeff to the post via his eat gauge. This is…an embarrassing mess of crap just happening.  If this is anyone’s first episode, I apologize for the Crash TV whiplash effect of this so far. 

20 minutes of worthless D List Star spotting that leads to a comedy spot with Ryan Nemeth (which is fine, I love Ryan) but then it goes into Santino finding a new General Manager type because he’s been compromised. And it’s…Sonya Deville with Daria Rae as her new gimmick name. She comes out as the heel “management” type who wants to get rid of Santino. And…she apparently signed Elayna Black. Yikes, back to back no one cares reveals. Sonya Deville and Cora Jade. Cora’s hot, but wrestling competence…ya that’s non-existent. 

I can almost tolerate Sonya since she’s supposed to come out and be a heel immediately, so the lack of current love, buzz and pop, is fine. But bringing Cora Jade along like she’s anything more than eye candy is…pathetic. It has been 30 minutes since the last actual wrestling match happened.

WHY DO WE GO INTO ANOTHER GOOFBALL TALK SEGMENT?!?!? The Elegance Brand, with Perez Hilton…has he even been relevant since like 2008? What is this? I get that it’s a dumb shtick before the match but STOP TALKING. This…Mr Elegance thing is complete garbage. 

TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand

The IInspiration comes down to stop the awful segment and as soon as things start we cut to commercial again. WHY. M has control cause of course the heels are in control until Cassie gets the knees up and M crashes and burns on the Moonsault. Jessie hot tag, lays out both Elegance members. She dispatches of M, Armbar Suplex on Heather but the Concierge pulls out Jessie. Jessie blocks the numbers game but eats combination kicks from Heather. They go for their Bow and Arrow, Stomp combo but Cassie shoves off Heather, IInspiration double teams M, Mr Elegance hops on the apron and gets slapped.

This is a sloppy mess of over booked gimmicked garbage. Idolizer on Maggie but interference for days and Maggie gets the pin and the…I don’t care. Get rid of these titles. I love Maggie, but this is pathetic and the fact we need NXT tag teams to flesh out a contender bracket is sad. What the actual FUCK is this episode? This feels like a fever dream.

Jesus, okay the Visa issue is legit because I know there’s problems in e-sports and other professional mediums. But now Lei Ying Lee comes out because her title match becomes an Open Challenge because Dani can’t compete at Genesis. ZaRuca comes out, and I don’t care who challenge Lei, but I swear if TNA makes Lei drop the title to an NXT wrestler again. Sol actually says Zaria deserves the shot, which surprises Zaria…kind of a nice moment. But still…I swear, no more NXT wrestlers taking TNA gold. 

Christ on a crutch, another talking segment. The System has to say stuff because Dango is retiring on Saturday, but come the hell on. So far there have been 2 matches, we saw 3 minutes of the first one, some people missed the entire second match because AMC ran back to back commercial breaks. But even seeing it, there’s was about 4 minutes of interference in that match. 90 minutes so far, and there’s been 7 minutes of visible wrestling. They’ve done garbage shows like this before, but I was hoping they would know better than to give us some gum flapping imbecile show. But NOOO.

TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana

Collar and Elbow tie up, Kaz tries the early Chicken Wing, but Santana fights it off and tries to catch him with a Spin the Block, but easily dodged and we reset. Santana hits the Shoulder Tackle and the crowd pops probably because it’s actually wrestling for what feels like the first time all night. Frankensteiner sends Frankie to the floor, Escalera Plancha from Santana keeps Kaz on the receiving end. Santana launches off the steps but misses and Kaz connects with a Belly to Belly.

Back from yet another terribly timed commercial, we see Kaz get shoved off the ropes, Santana tries the Rolling Buck Fifty, but Kaz connects with a Backstabber. He then decides to talk smack to Santana and big brother him. Santana absorbs Kaz’s shots, fires and then throws his own haymakers. Santana going a little Sting with a big Woo, catches Kaz’s foot and then Gamengiri. Kaz cuts him off, Santana cuts off Kaz, Rolling Buck Fifty out of the up and over, but only a 2 count.

Kaz claws the eyes, shoves Santana away, but Santana climbs the buckles again, Spanish Fly, no sell, into a struggle for signature moves when Santana snaps off a Code Red for another near fall. Santana takes too long to go for the Cannonball, knees up, Kaz hits the Angel’s Wings for two. Chicken Wing attempt two, but Santana rolls over into the pinfall, Kaz kicks out. A little cat and mouse on the Guillotine, but Slingshot Cutter into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for two again!

Frankie tries to bring in the belt, it gets taken away, finisher counters, Fighting Spirit, Spin the Block misses, Kaz goes for a Shotgun Kick but ref bump. Santana hits the Spin the Block but the ref is dead. Kaz looks for the discarded belt, clocks Santana with it while the referee is still dead. Kaz aims for Fade to Black on the apron and connects! Throws Santana back into the ring, cover, Santana kicks out at two and fires! Kaz with the Canadian Destroyer but Santana no sells, Spin the Block! 1-2-2.999. Kaz kicked out of it. Kaz dodges the next STB, tries one of his own, but then Santana connects with another!

Overall Score: 2.5/10

This was an awful trainwreck of a fever dream. The Main Event was the only thing worth watching, and if you’re not a TNA fan, I wouldn’t expect people to have stuck around that long. The Main Event is 2 of the 2.5 points, the only other slightly decent part was utilizing Sonya Deville’s relative lack of interest and expected lack of pop, to just make her a heel out of the gates.

Everything else about this show was complete unadulterated dogshit. Mr Elegance talks like young Chris Jericho, Ryan Nemeth and Peter Brady did a failed fusion dance. The concept was cringe the execution is worse. The constant commercials at the start of matches and coming back for 2-3 minutes of trash is a 90s formula that doesn’t work nowadays. 80% of this show was useless talking, highlight segments of the history of TNA and running around to fix Genesis matches because all the UK wrestlers can’t make the show.

This was pathetic. If this was people’s first time watching TNA, it probably will be their last. This show made WCW Thunder look competent. I yearn for the days of Disco Inferno vs Lodi. Van Hammer vs Mike Awesome during his fat chick thriller era, would be better writing and television than whatever this was.

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