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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (12/26/25)
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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (12/26/25)

Goodbye, 2025!

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Drew McIntyre turns on the last SmackDown of 2025!

The Scottish Terminator has a new chance at the Undisputed WWE Championship against Cody Rhodes, but what stipulation will he choose?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Miracle on 34th Street Fight: The Miz VS Joe Hendry; Hendry wins.
  • Charlotte Flair w/ Alexa Bliss VS Lash Legend w/ Nia Jax; Charlotte wins.
  • WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Carmelo Hayes; Melo wins and becomes the new WWE United States Champion.
  • Chelsea Green & Alba Fyre VS Giulia & Kiana James; Giulia & Kiana win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Cody Rhodes arrives backstage.

And Nick Aldis is there waiting. Cody asks if Drew McIntyre is here yet, and Aldis says no, he’s not, but he’s on his way. So this is a good time to remind Cody that Drew has signed the contract. Once Drew pays the fine and makes the apology, Cody cannot lay a finger on Drew or else he’s stripped of the title. Cody just wants to be told when Drew arrives. Aldis promises to do that, and then turns around to see The Miz. Miz asks where he is, and Aldis asks who. You know how! Oh, right, Joe- NO! Don’t say his name! That imbecile ruined Miz’s moment at Saturday Night’s Main Event AND Miz’s holiday spirit! Miz doesn’t wanna see that guy’s face unless he’s punching it!

Aldis puts on a Santa hat to tell Miz he’s being a Grinch. He’s even wearing bright green! Maybe Miz should be getting ready for his match with Joe He- HEY! Well, speaking of the holiday season, maybe Aldis should give Miz the gift of NOT playing that guy’s music! No one wants to hear that music! Just send the guy out and let him get what’s coming. Aldis says ’tis the season, so okay. No music for Joe Hendry. “SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS!” He’s already in the ring! Santa Hendry has Akira Tozawa, Otis, the Easter bunny, and a few other guests while fans wave their hands side to side. Hendry also has his headset and guitar!

Hendry wishes everyone in Grand Rapids a Merry Christmas. In that holiday spirit, he’s giving the gift of a holiday concert! Hendry plays on his guitar as he begins. “He talks about his balls~, every single day~. I guess that’s why he says~, that he came to play~! I think he’s better off, throwing them away~. Cuz the truth is he can’t get a win without Carmelo Hayes! Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Miz has tiny balls. Every time he’s in a team, he takes all the falls! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Miz has tiny balls~! He’d rather be in Hollywood, but they won’t return his calls!” The fans cheer that!

Hendry continues, “He was playing with his balls~, on John Cena’s last show. Then he got beat up, by R-Truth and Joe~. This song is getting weird, but that something is clear: Why he got kicked out the locker room for half of his career! Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Miz has tiny balls! Every time he’s in a team-” Miz shouts, “NO NO NO NO NO!” Miz says this is NOT the Sing-Along with Joe! Trying to spice things up, are we? Hendry says he knows why Miz is upset. it is because they started the song without him! So now that he’s here, let’s all sing! OH~, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Miz has tiny balls! Every time he’s in a team, he takes all the falls! HEY!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Miz has tiny balls~! He’d rather be in Hollywood, but they won’t return his calls! Miz puts his hand up and shouts, “Do you know what this means?! When my hand goes up, your mouths go shut!” The fans boo that old gag again, and Miz asks Hendry, “You think some cheap jingle’s gonna turn me into the joke? I spent 20 years outlasting people that laughed at me harder than you sing! You’re chasing choruses, I’m chasing a legacy earned with pain, not punchlines! And now that John Cena is GONE… I’ve earned the right to be the locker room leader and take this company to the future! The jokes stop now!”

Miz says everyone needs to get out so he and Hendry can have their match right here and right now. Aldis says whoa, whoa, hold on! One little thing? The match is now a Miracle on 34th Street Fight! WHAT?! Miz is shocked but everyone loves this bonus gift! Will the Hollywood A-Lister figure out how to jingle all the way tonight? Or will we all soon believe in Joe Hendry?

Miracle on 34th Street Fight: The Miz VS Joe Hendry!

SmackDown returns and the bell rings. Hendry and Miz tie up, Hendry headlocks, and then hits a takeover. Miz headscissors, Hendry kips free, and Hendry smiles while the fans cheer. The two reset while the fans cheer Hendry on. Hendry and Miz tie up, but Miz kicks low! Miz CLUBS Hendry, says believe this! Miz runs, Hendry dodges to CLOBBER him! Then Hendry spins Miz around, suplexes, and he holds Miz up! The fans cheer the power of Hendry! Then at TEN, Hendry SLAMS Miz down! Miz tumbles out of the ring but the fans cheer Hendry. Hendry goes out the side, the fans chant, “Miz has Snow Balls!”

Hendry finds a present, opens it up, and it’s a fresh new guitar! Miz freaks out, grabs a box of his own, and brings out… an ukulele! Well, size doesn’t matter, but it does help. Miz tries another box, and he brings out… Tiny balls! Well, ornaments, so context says those are average size, but… Miz kicks Hendry low! And then SMACKS him with the ornaments! Miz whips, Hendry reverses, but Miz stops short! Hendry runs up, Miz full nelsons, but Hendry fight free! Then HIP TOSS into the tree! Miz writhes, but Hendry SMACKS him with the gift box! Hendry moves things aside, looks under the ring, and the fans fire up for the TABLE!

The fans cheer as Hendry slides the table into the ring, then sets it up. The fans cheer Hendry on while the table is in the corner, but Miz rolls Hendry up! TWO, and Miz full nelsons! Hendry arm-drags free, guzels, and ten STANDING- NO, Miz fights free! Miz kicks low, whips Hendry, but Hendry stops himself! Miz runs up, but Hendry DRUMPS him out! The fans cheer, Hendry slides out as Miz slides in, and Hendry parties with Tozawa, Otis and the Easter bunny! Miz throws a fit and throws down the gift ribbons! Miz stomps the ribbons, but Otis tosses him a gift. Miz says who cares! He ELBOW DROPS the box again and again! Miz continues his tantrum while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and both men are down in the ring! The fans rally behind Hendry, as do Otis, Tozawa & the bunny. Hendry and Miz rise, and Hendry fires counter shots! Hendry whips then LARIATS Miz! Hendry pionts to the tree, and Otis brings it to him! The fans cheer as Hendry takes o tanembaum and CLOBBERS Miz! And CLOBBESR him again! Then he scoops Miz to FALL AWAY SLAM! Hendry kips up and gets the tree! Or what’s left of it… And FALL AWAY SLALM ATTACK on Miz! Hendry kips up again, the fans cheer, and Hendry TURNS! The fans cheer again, and they stomp stomp clap.

Hendry waits on Miz, guzels, and then STANDING- NO, Miz slips free again! But Hendry blocks the full nelson and LARIATS Miz up and out! Tozawa shouts, “MERRY CHRISTMAS~!” and holds out a tray of cookies. Miz SLAPS the cookie tray down! The fans boo as Miz then BOOTS Tozawa! Otis and the bunny say that’s it! They storm up on Miz, but Miz has the candy cane kendo stick! SMACK on the bunny, but then Otis grabs the stick and BREAKS IT! Then Hendry SMACKS Miz with a kendo stick! Then YOINK into the tiny snowballs! Hendry puts Miz in the ring, then he has Otis, Tozawa, and the bunny join him!

They bring cookies into the ring, then they surround Miz. Miz apologizes and begs for mercy. Should they show it to him? Grand Rapids says not tonight! Hendry clinches to FALL AWAY SLAM! And kip up! And that serves Miz up for Otis’ CATERPILLAR, then Otis eats up them cookies, before the ELBOW~! Tozawa is up top, Miz gets to have a cookie, and then SUPER SENTON!! Miz spits up cookie! What does the bunny do? It’s R-TRUTH! Oh, now it makes sense. Truth says “HAPPY EASTER!” YOU CAN’T SEE ME! Bunny hop knuckle shuffle! And then a SMASH HIT from Hendry!! Then STANDING OVATION through the table!! Cover, Hendry wins!

Winner: Joe Hendry, by pinfall

Now this makes for a happy holiday! Grand Rapids all wave their hands with him, will all of the WWE soon believe in Joe Hendry?

 

Carmelo Hayes talks with Fraxiom backstage.

Axiom & Nathan Frazer like how Melo and Ilja dealt with #DIY last week and Melo thanks them. Ilja then walks in and pats them on the shoulders. If Fraxiom would excuse them, Ilja would like to talk with Melo. They oblige, and Ilja tells Melo that what they did last wee against DIY together was chef’s kiss, it was beautiful. But something has been eating Ilja alive. The way their US Championsihp match went down, Ilja cannot live that way. Melo says if it makes Ilja feel any better, it also eats Melo alive that there’s always the “What if” on it. Or perhaps, what should’ve been. Well, Ilja is glad Melo feels that way.

Because consider the Open Challenge closed, because like it or not, it will be Ilja VS Melo for the US Championship! They shake hands on it, and Ilja says Melo’s pain will entertain. Melo promises that he won’t miss. Ilja says Melo better get ready then. The Mad Dragon is giving H1M a fair shot, but will he regret it? Or will Ilja simply clear the blemish off his record?

 

Drew McIntyre arrives backstage.

And Cathy Kelley catches him first to ask that after coming to an agreement with Nick Aldis, Drew will have his match for the Undisputed WWE Championship. Drew will choose when, where, and under what stipulation. Could he please give us some indication as to what any of that will be? Absolutely! Just not right now. He just flew in from Scotland, he’s a bit jetlagged, he’s gonna have himself a bit of a lie down. But he promises, before the end of the night, he’ll give everyone all the answers to all the questions. For now, night-night. Drew goes to take his nap, but will Cody be the one to sound the alarm?

 

Aleister Black speaks.

“Once upon a time, there was a man. A very talented man. A man so talented, that he reached things far beyond his wildest dreams. So far, that he reached the absolute pinnacle that this industry has to offer. But for some reason, all of the sudden, he decided to give all of himself away.” Zelina Vega steps in, adding, “To the Judgment Day. And Rhea Ripley. R-Truth. You poured your time into every one else. And all they did was take from you.” Aleister says, “In come the ones dressed in black.” Not to save you. Not to guide you. No, to remind you of what you buried. Because man doesn’t descend into violence. He returns to it.

For six MONTHS, they’ve stripped you down, made you unpredictable, and made you hateful and violent. They made you honest, Priest. And yet you still don’t get it. All who are reminded of this answer to someone, Damian, and you now answer to them. Priest wasn’t hiding from the truth, he simply couldn’t carry it. This ends when Aleister says it ends. Win or lose, they have already changed Priest. Man doesn’t hesitate when he is reminded of what he really is. But if that creation cannot understand it’s purpose, it doesn’t get a second chance. It gets ended. The Dark Father and La Muneca have spoken, but will the Archer of Infamy accept their premise?

 

Backstage interview with Jade Cargill.

Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Champion and brings up how things have escalated between her and Mia Yim. How does Jade foresee this coming to an end? Jade says, “With me stomping a hole through her chest.” Michin couldn’t face Jade head on, she had to blindside her with the kendo stick, and that told Jade everything she needed to know. Mia is scared, as she should be! Her, B-Fab, and the whole locker room! Jade doesn’t need weapons, she is a weapon! So Michin, bring your kendo stick, cuz you gonna need it! The Storm storms off, will she wash Mia away with the reign?

B-Fab finishes watching this.

Michin walks in and asks what’s going on, and she sees the screen. Oh, right, the goofy tube. B-Fab says she knows Mia was just sticking up for her, but B-Fab doesn’t want Mia getting hurt for it. No one is scared, but being cautious is not dumb. This could get back real quick. Mia says Jade thinking they’re scared can work to their advantage! She’s just getting it all confused, because they aren’t afraid, they just don’t respect her. And the reason why is because Jade’s no locker room leader, she has a bad attitude, and she thinks that just because she’s got big muscles, she’s automatically better than the others? No!

Mia says Jade needs to be humbled. With or without weapons, class will be in session. B-Fab agrees, and she fist bumps Mia. But will the Head Baddie In Charge ring in the New Year with a win over the champion? Or will the resolutions already be broken on January 2nd?

 

Charlotte Flair w/ Alexa Bliss VS Lash Legend w/ Nia Jax!

Lil’ Miss Bliss couldn’t stop The Bougie Bully, but maybe it’s time to pick on someone her own size! Will The Queen make Lash bow down? Or will we see why Lash is a legend in the making?

SmackDown returns and Charlotte makes her entrance, Alexa right by her side. The bell rings and the fans “WOO~” while Charlotte and Lash circle. They feel things out, tie up, and go around. Lash puts Charlotte on the ropes, the ref counts, and Charlotte slips away. They tie up, Charlotte wrenches, but Lash wrenches back. Charlotte cartwheels, wrenches, but Lash KNEES low! Lash talks trash, then scoops to SLAM! Lash talks more trash, stands Charlotte up, and KNEES her low again. But Charlotte CHOPS in return! Lash CLOBBERS Charlotte in return! The fans rally while Charlotte is dazed, and Lash stands Charlotte up.

Lash SMACKS Charlotte off buckles, then bumps her off more buckles! The fans rally for Charlotte but Lash bumps her off more buckles! Nia applauds, Lash whips corner to corner, but Charlotte goes up and over! Charlotte keeps moving, but Lash UPPERCUTS her! Cover, ONE!! Charlotte is tougher than that, but Lash just talks more trash. Lash stands Charlotte up, whips her to a corner, then runs in. Charlotte dodges, Lash stops short and ELBOWS Charlotte! Charlotte ENZIGIRIS in return! Both women stagger, but Charlotte runs up, only for Lash to POP-UP POWERBOMB! Lash scowls and dusts herself off while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Lash drags Charlotte up to scoop and dribble her in the ropes! The fans fire up but the ref counts, so Lash stops at 4. Lash then goes to the other side to dribble Charlotte in the ropes again! The fans are torn, but Nia applauds, and Lash SLAMS Charlotte down! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is still tougher than that, but Lash clamps on with the cravat. Lash thrashes Charlotte with the cravat but the fans rally up for Charlotte. Charlotte rises, fires body shots, then fires counter forearms! Charlotte whips Lash to a corner, but Lash reverses! Charlotte tumbles up and out, then BOOTS Lash away!

Charlotte hurries up the corner while the fans cheer, and Charlotte CROSSBODIES! Charlotte bounces off the cover, but the fans fire up with her as she CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! “WOO~! WOO~! WOO~!” Charlotte whips, Lash reverses, but Charlotte dodges a shot to handspring- BOOT from Lash! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives, but Lash dusts herself off again. Lash drags Charlotte up, reels her in, and lifts, but Charlotte sunset flips through! TWO! Both women hurry to their feet, and Lash runs up, but into a BOOT! Lash staggers, Charlotte runs up, but into a LARIAT! Lash shakes out her elbows before she goes back to Charlotte.

Lash drags Charlotte up, the fans rally, but Lash has the back rack! LASH EX- NO, Charlotte slips up around around to DDT! Charlotte drags Lash to the drop zone, steps on Lash, then goes to the corner. Charlotte climbs up top, MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Lash survives and Charlotte is surprised and upset! Charlotte wants the leg, she gives it a KNEE JAMMER! Lash writhes, Nia coaches her up, but Charlotte steps through. Nia distracts! Then Lash BOOTS Charlotte into the buckles! The fans boo but Alexa jumps on Nia! SLEEPER! Nia THROWS Alexa off, Charlotte goes up and over Lash to sunset flip, CHARLOTTE WINS!!

Winner: Charlotte Flair, by pinfall

The Queen snatches victory from the jaws of defeat, and now things are even between the teams! But what will it take to name one of them the next #1 contenders?

 

Aldis talks with someone in his office.

The SmackDown General Manager knows he said to “make yourself at home,” but this isn’t exactly what he had in mind. Laid back with his feet up on the desk is TRICK WILLIAMS! Trick says you talking to THE Trick Williams, so he had to put his lemon pepper steppers up. Trick then stands up to talk business. Monday Night Raw is ready to throw Trick the bag, but is Friday Night SmackDown ready to raise the ante? Because Trick doesn’t play games, he knows this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Cody Rhodes steps in and tells Trick to give them the room. Trick says, “Okay, champ.” Trick steps out, but will this free agent soon be Team Red or Team Blue?

As for Cody and Aldis, Cody asks if Drew has apologized or not. Has he paid the fine? Aldis says no, not yet. Then what are we waiting for? Cody understands the diplomacy, but- Aldis stops Cody there, and wants to say as his friend that while Aldis “works for the champ,” please indulge him. Control your damn emotions! Need Aldis remind Cody that even just one little finger tap, and Cody is stripped of the title. Cody sighs, but then Trick steps back in. Trick changed his mind: Cody is talking to an Iron Survivor winner, an NXT North American Champion, TWO-TIME NXT Champion and former #TrickNA World Champion! THE hottest free agent in the game!

And if Nick Aldis makes the right decision, then Cody better hold onto that title real tight. Cody says okay, Trick. Cody heads out, but will the American Nightmare catalog that attitude for later? Will Drew come through and do all he agreed to before the show is over?

 

MFT speaks.

Solo Sikoa says, “Howdy. You think you got it all figured out, huh? You think you scare us? You walk around here, preaching about family, when in reality, you don’t even have one! You run around with a bunch of men that hide behind their masks. But you see, me? What I’ve created, I’ve created a family. Something you know nothing about. Howdy, we don’t run from fear, we create fear. So you better hang onto those tag team titles as long as you can, because the fireflies… They’re fading away. The lantern is burning real, real low. And those broken souls that gave you purpose are questioning why their blood is on your hands, and why your world is in mine.”

Solo whistles the tune, “He’s got the whole world in his hands.” But will the would-be Tribal Chief be the patriarch of SmackDown? Or will the Wyatts show him what both fear and family really look like?

 

WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Ilja Dragunov VS Carmelo Hayes!

The Mad Russian Dragon is not without his honor and pride as a warrior. Tommaso Ciampa ruined the last time Ilja faced Melo, so this is to rectify that outcome. But will Ilja beat H1M all on his own this time? Or will Melo not miss the game winner on this golden opportunity?

SmackDown returns as Melo makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and one way or another, we finally clear away the “what if!”

The bell rings and the two fire off fast hands! The fans fire up, Ilja CHOPS, but Melo CHOPS! The CHOPS continue, the fans “WOO~,” and Ilja whips Melo into a corner. Ilja CHOPS, Melo staggers away, but then he CHOPS in return! And CHOPS, stomps, and ROCKS Ilja in the corner! Ilja goes to the other corner, but then he CHOPS! Ilja KNEES Melo low, KNEES him down, then steps on him! Ilja fires up, the fans are with him, and he brings Melo around. Melo ROCKS Ilja, Ilja springs up to ENZIGIRI! The fans fire up again and Ilja hurries to waistlock! Melo fights but Ilja still GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on, and he talks a bit of smack.

The fans rally up for Melo, Melo fights around, and he hooks a leg. Ilja CLUBS Melo, then drags him up again. GERMAN SUPLEX! Melo fires forearms from the mat, but Ilja just CHOPS him! Ilja waistlocks and grinds Melo with almost a rear bearhug. Ilja fights to bring Melo up, but Melo fights the lift. So Ilja shifts to a COBRA TWIST, just to throw ELBOW after ELBOW! Then Ilja pump handles, lifts, and even as Melo fires elbows, Ilja EXPLODERS Melo away! Melo goes to a corner, but Ilja CHOPS! Melo pushes Ilja, Ilja KNEES low! Ilja goes side to side to BOOT WASH Melo outta the ring! The fans fire up with Ilja while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Ilja puts Melo in a corner. Ilja CHOPS, BOOTS, and he watches Melo fall. Ilja stands Melo back up, CHOPS again, and then BOOTS again! Melo flops back down but the fans rally up. Ilja drags Melo back up, CHOPS again, then BOOT- NO, Melo blocks that one! Melo CHOPS, CHOPS, and BOOTS in return! Ilja BOOTS Melo! Ilja whips corner to corner, Melo bounces off buckles, but he comes back to LARIAT! Melo fires a forearm, a CHOP, and repeat! Ilja swings, but Melo spins him to CRAVAT SMASH and LARIAT! The fans fire up and Melo snarls. Ilja stands, Melo ducks the chop, FADE AWAY JUMPER!

The fans fire up again and Melo is feeling it! Melo tilt-o-whirls, but Ilja throws him away! KNEE STRIKE! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and the fans rally up. Ilja goes up the corner, aims, and SUPER SENTONS but FLOPS as Melo moves! Melo runs in, LA MYSTICA!! Cover, TWO!! Ilja survives that hard impact but the fans continue to rally for Melo. Melo pounds the mat, he drags Ilja up, and “This is Awesome!” as Melo fires kicks into Ilja. Ilja blocks a kick, stands up, but Melo CHOPS! And CHOPS! Ilja eggs Melo on, so Melo fires forearms! Melo CHOPS, but Ilja blocks! Ilja spins to CHOP, then he CHOPS the leg out, and BOOTS Melo down!

Ilja roars, the fans rally up, and Ilja aims. Melo stands, and ENZIGIRIS before Ilja can strike! Melo gets moving, NO LOOK DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Ilja survives and the fans can’t believe! “This is Awesome!” as Melo goes up a corner. Ilja rises, but Melo says NOTHING BUT- NO! Ilja steps aside and waistlocks! Melo fights with elbows, then FADE- NO, Ilja dodges, CONSTANTINE SPECIAL! Ilja then puts Melo in a drop zone, goes up the corner, and SUPER SENTONS!! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and Ilja is stunned, but Grand Rapids fires up as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns yet again, and both men rise up from the mat. Melo CHOPS, but Ilja SLAPS back! The fans rally while Ilja stands and eggs Melo on. Ilja even brings his kneepads down before he kicks and scuffs Melo. Ilja wants Melo to fight for this title! Melo fires a forearm! Ilja CHOPS! Melo ROCKS Ilja! Ilja BOOTS Melo! The fans are torn with every shot, but Melo SUPERKICKS Ilja! Ilja staggers, into the FIRST- NO, Ilja stops the 48 to pop Melo around! Melo fights with fists, lands safe on the corner, but then Ilja SLAPS him again! Ilja climbs up, Melo SLAPS back! And SLAPS! And HEADBUTTS! Ilja falls!

Melo fires up and the fans are with him! Melo takes aim, NOTHING BUT- GAMANGIRI!! The anti-air leaves them both down, and “This is Awesome!” Ilja rises, drags Melo up, but Melo fires body shots! Melo tumbles to the apron, but Ilja goes to the corner. Ilja drags Melo up, the fans rally, deadlift SUPERPLEX! Ilja then rises up, winds up, H-BOMB onto knees! But Ilja rebounds to STOMP Melo down! SIDE EFFECT SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives again and the fans are thunderous! Ilja drags Melo up, puts him in a corner, and he MACHINEGUN CHOPS! The ref counts, but Ilja puts Melo up top.

Ilja climbs, fires hands, and even a HEADBUTT! Ilja drags Melo to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER ANARCHY!? Melo turns things around and makes the cover, TWO!??! Ilja survives and no one can believe it! “This is Awesome!!” as Ilja crawls away to ropes. Melo follows, slingshots, but Ilja stops the DDT! Ilja repositions things, fireman’s carries, but Melo fires elbows! Melo slips down, SLAPS Ilja, but Ilja CHOPS! And HEADBUTTS, and CHOPS, and repeat! Melo fires back, but Ilja still fireman’s carries! APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Ilja and Melo roll into the ring but to opposite corners! And Ilja climbs!?

Ilja aims, and blows a kiss goodbye! COAST2COAST into the FIRST 48!!! Melo hurries up top, takes aim, and hits NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, MELO WINS!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (NEW WWE United States Champion)

FINALLY, Carmelo Hayes lives up to being the Number One Draft Pick by taking this title from the Mad Russian Dragon! Ilja takes the title from the ref so that he can put it on Melo himself! The fans cheer this show of sportsmanship, and Ilja raises Melo’s hand in victory. Melo finally has his moment, will no one ever stop H1M now?

 

#Charlexa regroups backstage.

And Bliss says she won’t lie, after last week, it was nice to see Lash lose. Charlotte says as long as they do this to every team every week, they can bring those tag titles back. But then in step Rhea & Iyo. Rhea asks if they’re talking tag team titles. They are. Hmm… Well, they seem very confident. Maybe they need a reminder that Rhea & Iyo have their tag title match coming up. Yes, they know. And Iyo says once they win, those titles stay with them. But then Nia & Lash barge in, complaining about how things went out there. Nick Aldis steps in and asks everyone calm down, but then the Kabuki Warriors show up outta nowhere to show off the belts!

Refs rush in and Aldis shouts for everyone to STOP! This chaos has gone far enough. Next week’s SmackDown, in Buffalo, New York, it will be an 8 Woman Tag! They can all fight before the big title match on Raw in Brooklyn and maybe get it out of their systems. Rhea says it’s gonna take a bit more than that, and she pushes Kairi! The shouting is back on, but will actions speak louder than words when WWE rolls into New York for the New Year?

 

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Cathy Kelley congratulates H1M on becoming the NEW US Champion. He’s surely envisioned this moment many times in his career, but what was it like for Ilja to put that belt around his waist in the middle of the ring? Melo says e was delayed, but he was not denied! He thanks Ilja for elevating this title, for elevating Melo, and reminding Melo who he is! Melo IS H1M, the jerseys are going back up into the rafters, and the division is on notice! BUT GARGANO ATTACKS! Johnny Wrestling knocks Melo into road cases, and tells him he ruined everything! Gargano vows to take everything from H1M! EVERYTHING!

Melo’s celebration just turned into pain, but will he make sure Gargano regrets jumping H1M like that?

 

Chelsea Green & Alba Fyre VS Giulia & Kiana James!

Speaking of titles, The Hot Mess and Special Slaygent A are looking to stave off a challenge for the Women’s United States Championship. But will Chelsea make it out of Michigan in one piece? Or will she and Alba succumb to the Beautiful Madness?

SmackDown returns and Giulia makes her entrance, Miss Management by her side. The teams sort out, Alba and Kiana step up, but then Chelsea decides she can handle the manager. They tie up, Kiana pulls hair, but Chelsea pulls hair back! The ref reprimands, these two thrash each other, before letting go at 4. They argue about the hair pulling, then they start shoving. Chelsea SLAPS Kiana, rolls her up, TWO! Kiana slips around, rolls Chelsea up, TWO! Kiana wrenches the arm, YANKS the arm, then YANKS again! Kiana wrenches Chelsea to grind the arm, but Chelsea digs her heels in. Kiana still brings her over, tag to Giulia!

Chelsea runs away and tags Alba! Giulia eggs them both on, but dodges Alba to then rush Chelsea! Chelsea drops away to taunt Giulia, and Giulia shouts at her, “Shut up!” Alba runs up, Giulia dodges, and Giulia tags Kiana. The proxies tie up, Kiana waistlocks, but Alba elbows free! Alba salutes, then TORNADO- NO, Kiana keeps Alba up to RAM her into the corner! Kiana RAMS Alba, handsprings, then RAMS again! Kiana pushes Alba down, talks smack to Chelsea, and SUPER- NO, Alba stops the kick to SUPERKICK back! Alba reels Kiana in and TORNADO DDTS! Cover, TWO! Alba drags Kiana right up to tag Chelsea in.

Alba whips Kiana, then trips her, and Chelsea slides to the FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Chelsea clamps onto Kiana with a chinlock and she talks trash to Giulia. Giulia snarls at the apron but Kiana fights up and pries the hold free. Kiana KNEES low, runs, but Chelsea TOSSES Kiana out! Chelsea salutes herself, but Kiana skins the cat! Tag to Giulia! Chelsea panics, but Giulia keeps her from Alba! Giulia pulls hair, then TOSSES Chelsea around! And TOSSES her again! Giulia then BLASTS Alba off the apron! Giulia runs corner to corner to KNEE Chelsea! Giulia reels Chelsea in and snap suplexes! The fans fire up while Giulia climbs!

Giulia aims, Chelsea stands, MISSILE DROPKICK! Chelsea tumbles away but Alba returns! Giulia BOOTS her down, then TOSSES her back out! Giulia goes to Chelsea, brings her around, scoop and NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, Giulia & Kiana win!

Winners: Giulia & Kiana James, by pinfall

The Beautiful Madness cleared out Alba and conquered Chelsea practically by herself there! Will nothing stop Giulia from taking that US Championship back from Chelsea?

 

Kit Wilson talks with Nick Aldis.

The lone Pretty Deadly member says that part of his New Year’s Resolutions is to finally clear out toxic masculinity here on SmackDown! So how about a new opportunity for the new and improved Kit Wilson? Aldis says yes, there will be an opportunity for something new next week. Well, cheers. Kit heads out, Aldis has referee Dan Angler waiting, and Cody then steps in. Cody says the show’s almost over. Has Dan gotten has apology? Nope. Then what’re we waiting for?! Drew is enjoying every second of this! Cody admits, this is his fault, but now Drew’s being unreasonable. Aldis says yes, Cody is right, but-

Drew is making his way to the ring! Aldis tells Cody remember, control his emotions and let Aldis handle this. Aldis and Angler head to gorilla to catch up to Drew, but will Drew come through on the deal? Will the Scottish Terminator stop trolling and actually do what’s right to get what he wants? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Nick Aldis is in the ring, along with Dan Angler. Aldis has a mic and says we all know the situation between Drew and Cody has gone way out of hand. But they won’t put all the blame on Drew, Cody’s been over the line, too, they both have gone way past the line. But in Aldis’ estimation, where this thing really went off the rails is when Drew assaulted this man, referee Dan Angler. Aldis is a man of his word, time for Drew to be a man of his. All they have to do is finish this business transaction, and the title match is Drew’s. The fans tell Drew to apologize, and Drew says he is a man of his word.

First, the fine. Here is that fat check he has to pay. Don’t spend it all at once. Aldis pockets the check for the time being, and Drew says here’s the apology. Drew looks Dan in the eye, and right up to him at that, as he says, “Dan… I’m genuinely sorry I Claymore’d you in the face. It’s been keeping me up for weeks, and no matter what happened or what you did, I should never have attacked a WWE official, so please accept my humblest apology.” The fans applaud, and Dan nods. Aldis thanks Drew for that. He knows it wasn’t easy for Drew, but he appreciates this. Drew says yeah, it wasn’t easy. But this is.

Drew also apologizes that it was obviously Dan’s dream to be a wrestler, doing what everyone else is doing, but he wasn’t good enough, so he settled for being a referee. Drew says he’ll come down to Dan’s level, and he crouches a bit. Drew apologizes to Dan’s lovely wife, Melissa, for her having to watch Drew Claymore Dan in the face, thinking to herself, “I wish I had a husband like Drew, someone who stood up for his convictions no matter the consequences!” Drew gets why Dan had to do it! He was saving himself by screwing over Drew! Drew also apologizes to Dan’s kids that they have such a cowardly corporate stooge of a father!

Drew asks Dan if he’s mad, if he wants revenge, if he wants to hit Drew right now! The fans cheer for Dan to do it! But here comes Cody! Drew grins because he knows where this is going. The American Nightmare storms down the ramp while fans sing along with the song, but no time for the whoa or the pyro! Aldis stops Cody but Drew dares him to do it! Hit him! You know you want to! Drew can see it in Cody’s eyes! The fans wanna see a fight, so what was it Cody said last week? Cody doesn’t work for Aldis, Aldis works for Cody? Cody works for the people? Grand Rapids, do you wanna see Cody punch Drew in the face? The fans cheer yes!

Then do it, Cody! Then you can cry since you’re so good at it! Shed those tears like a teenage girl trying to get daddy’s credit card! Drew dares Cody right in his face! Drew says Cody is so upset from Drew attacking him on the tour bus, his home away from home, where his family sleeps. But the family wasn’t there when Drew attacked, were they? Though… Drew wishes they were. Drew wishes that Cody’s children could’ve seen a real man put the boots to Cody! That Cody’s wife, Brandi, could see what a real man looks like! Aldis has to hold Cody back but Drew knows Cody wants to do it! DO IT! STRIKE!

The fans boo but Drew asks if they wanna know the stipulation. Cody says YES! Tell him! Well, they’re not doing this in America, Cody’s screwed Drew three times here! They’re gonna do this… in Berlin, Germany! The fans boo, but Drew says he knows he’s in Cody’s head, they’ve made each other’s lives a living Hell. So then, Cody Rhodes VS Drew McIntyre for THE Undisputed WWE Championship… THREE STAGES OF HELL!! Cody says ABSOLUTELY! Challenge accepted! Then it is agreed! Oh, one more thing. Drew promises, when he tortures Cody in Berlin, then sends him straight to Hell, “say hi to your dad for me.”

Cody busts free of Aldis, but then feels remorse seeing Aldis fall down. And then CLAYMORE!! Drew grins as Cody writhes, and then Drew grabs the belt. Drew holds it up over Cody, but will this be the scene in just two weeks? Or can Cody survive everything Drew throws at him?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, though prerecorded, and we got some really good build towards all the New Year SmackDown events. Another very good match out of Lash Legend, but I figured Charlotte would win this. And while we got a good promo from all the teams backstage, an 8 Woman Tag was not quite what I was hoping for when it comes to the titles. Guess they do just want to stick to the standard 2v2 and then let another team step up after. But with SmackDown moving up to three hours, they might be able to do more with the Women’s Division in general. We also got good promos from Jade and the Michin/B-Fab duo, that non-title match should be really good stuff.

Giulia & Kiana of course beat Chelsea & Alba tonight to set up a rematch of Chelsea VS Giulia, and I would hope Giulia wins in the Women’s US Championship match. Not to be mean to Chelsea, but if it is at least a really good match, Alba and Kiana kept from interfering, it can help Chelsea still look strong even in a loss. Hilarious stuff from The Miz with Aldis, Joe Hendry, and the whole contingent of comedy Faces. It was very clear that was R-Truth as Easter Bunny, but still really fun. There are a lot of indicators that outside of Je’Von Evans, all the NXT stars that were at SNME are going SmackDown.

Trick Williams being here was a great little surprise, and Trick coming to SmackDown makes sense: fiancée Lash Legend is here, and so is Trick’s best frenemy, Carmelo Hayes. Ilja VS Melo was an awesome US Championship match, and what an awesome win for Melo. The fun was dulled for me just a bit because uncaring webpages gave away spoilers, but such is life. Gargano going after Melo as opposed to Ciampa or Tama Tonga was a little surprising, but Melo VS Gargano will still be a great title match.

Good promo from Solo Sikoa to call out the Wyatts, and I think we’ll get the MFT VS Wyatt rematch for Royal Rumble SmackDown. Very good promo from Aleister & Zelina to call out Priest for one more match, and I think this has to be where Priest snaps and basically goes Heel. It’d be an interesting move if Priest joined Aleister in a faction that’s somewhere between OG Judgment Day and House of Black from AEW. Though, would they need a tag team to join them? Oddly enough, I don’t see Aleister and Priest joining forces to then just be tag team champions over the different singles champions.

And really good stuff in the Cody VS Drew story here. It was pretty much textbook Heel apology promo where Drew starts with what we want then just rants and insults everyone. Cody followed suit by getting mad but still remembering the rules, only for Drew to get the better of him. I will say, Three Stages of Hell is a great way to escalate things here in the end, and I would think the three stipulations are all No Disqualification based, only getting crazier each time. At this point, Drew needs to find a way to win, even if it is underhanded. Otherwise, what’s the point?

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/16/26)

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Who heads for Montreal?

To determine a challenger to the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre, SmackDown holds qualifying matches for a #1 contender’s match! Who wins tonight to advance to Saturday Night’s Main Event?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz; Orton wins and advances.
  • Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James; Charlotte & Alexa win.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona; Trick wins and advances.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa; Priest wins and advances.
  • WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Leon Slater; Melo wins and retains the title.
  • Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre; Grace wins.
  • WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov; Sami wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bagpipes play for Drew McIntyre!

A troupe of six play the music of the Scottish Terminator’s people before the NEW Undisputed WWE Champion officially makes his entrance. London cheers as Drew steps on stage, belt around his waist, and they sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” as he takes his time walking down the ramp. Drew gets his pyro, the fans cheer more, and Drew continues to the ring. Drew looks at the championship while he hears the fans cheering, and he goes up the corner to raise the belt up high! The fans cheer as Drew gets more pyro! And a lot of it! The fans cheer again, and Drew puts the belt on his shoulder, but then he goes back out to join the front row in cheering!

Drew goes back to the ring, grabs the mic, and the singing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” continues. Drew says, “I prayed for this and it happened.” The fans cheer that, then chant, “You Deserve It!” Drew says, “I know it’s been a rough few years in the UK here, but if there’s somebody that can bring us together, it’s our Undisputed WWE Champion. It’s the first-and-only-ever BRITISH WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre!” The fans cheer that! Drew says the love he’s been shown the past week is incredible. Texts, social media posts, the cheers all across Europe, including tonight, “you bunch of mentalists.”

And Drew just wants to say to each and every one out there… “Screw you.” The fans laugh at that, but Drew says no, this isn’t even being a bad guy wrestler. Seriously, screw you! When he got FIRED from WWE, where were they? They wanna jump on the bandwagon now? 99% of them weren’t there for him! When he was being screwed over by Roman Reigns and the Bloodline, there was no uprising for him, huh? How’d they help him out? When CM Punk screwed Drew, the fans cheered Roman and Punk and doing the YEET with Jey Uso! The fans do chant those things now, and then Drew brings up Cody and the corrupt refs!

Was there a hashtag for Drew? NO! There is only one person Drew needs to thank, that ever believed in Drew, and that person… is Drew! So thank you, Drew! If you wanna chant, chant “Thank You, Drew!” The fans do chant, “Thank You, Drew!” Well, there’s one more person Drew must address: The former… Oh, that feels good to say. Drew knows Cody Rhodes is here, and it must cut like a knife to say FORMER WWE Champion, Cody Rhodes! The fans now sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Yes, Drew knows Cody’s crack team is trying to figure out a title rematch. Drew admits to having Nick Aldis add a little extra clause.

Since 99% of Americans can’t read, Drew will tell us what it is: There is NO rematch clause! Cody must start at the bottom, work his way back up. The Vanilla QB1 Era is over! The Dangerous Drew Era begins tonight! The fans cheer that! But then here comes Randy Orton! The fans also cheer for The Viper, they sing along with Voices, and Orton goes right to the ring. Orton grabs himself a mic while the fans finish singing, and then the fans cheer as Orton and Drew are face to face. Drew says this must be Orton out here to congratulate him. The fans chant “R K O!” while Orton chuckles. Orton says Drew and the fans in London all know that they don’t like each other one bit.

So no, this is not Orton here to congratulate Drew. Orton is here to remind Drew that a few months ago, Drew had the chance to kick Orton through the table and declined. The fans again chant “R K O! R K O!” Orton says he wanted to tell Drew that when Orton has the opportunity to return the favor, he won’t hesitate. he beat Drew for that title before, he’ll do it again, and it’ll be courtesy of the three most dangerous letters in all of sports entertainment: R K O! The fans cheer that, but Drew smirks. Only for JACOB FATU to show up! The fans cheer the Samoan Werewolf as he storms his way down the ramp and to the ring.

Drew wants Fatu to hold on, but Orton steps aside so Fatu can DECK Drew! Fatu goes out after Drew, DRIBBLES him off the desk, then whips again! Drew reverses to POST Fatu, but Fatu isn’t even bothered! Drew hurries away, Fatu chases him into the crowd! Orton is more amused than anything, will Drew get out of London in one piece? But then The Miz slithers in! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE on Orton!! The Hollywood A-Lister strikes outta nowhere, but will he soon regret that? We find out, after the break!

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Randy Orton VS The Miz!

SmackDown returns and the match is already going as Orton fires body shots and a HEADBUTT! But Miz kicks the leg out and BASEMENT DDTS! Cover, TWO! Orton survives then bails out, then throws his shirt off. The fans rally, but Miz pursues. Orton ROCKS Miz, then brings him up for the DESK BACK- NO, Miz lands out to then CLUB Orton! Miz hits the DESK BACK SUPLEX! The fans boo as Miz mocks Orton’s signature pose, then Miz puts Orton in the ring. Miz stomps Orton, but the fans taunt Miz with, “OH~ Miz is a Wanker~!” Miz throws hands, Orton fires back, and they go back and forth.

Orton fires off haymakers, whips Miz to a corner, but Miz reverses. Miz soaks up heat, runs in at Orton, but Orton LARIATS first! And LARIATS again! Then a dodge and SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up for Orton while Miz scrambles to the apron. Orton goes after Miz, brings him through the ropes, but Miz fights free! Miz hurries away while the fans boo, but Orton pursues. Orton finds Miz at the desk! Kick and DESK BACK SUPLEX! Miz sputters and writhes while the fans fire up. They want that “One More Time!” Orton obliges, another DESK BACK SUPLEX for Miz! The fans rally, they still want that “One More Time!”

Orton gets Miz up again, a third DESK BACK SUPLEX! Orton refreshes the count while Miz slumps off the desk. The fans cheer Orton, he puts Miz in the ring, and he has Miz in the ropes! The fans fire up again and Orton smiles as he drags Miz in, DRAPING DDT! The fans cheer again, and Orton hears those voices! Miz slowly rises, R K- FINALE!?! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans cheer! Miz is beside himself as Orton survives his finisher again! The fans rally behind Orton but Miz storms up to full nelson again. But Orton arm-drags free, RK- NO, Miz rolls him up, TWO! Miz scrambles, RKO!! Cover, Orton wins!

Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

The fans cheer as The Viper strikes, and now punches his ticket to Montreal! But will Orton truly be the Apex Predator when he battles three others for that #1 contender’s spot?

 

Drew returns backstage.

He grumbles about crazy Fatu, but Ilja Dragunov finds him. The Mad Russian is glad they are finally talking face to face. Obviously, Drew has some problems, so Ilja will get to the point: Tonight, Ilja will beat Sami Zayn and be one step closer to the championship. Ilja won a championship his first night back, simply because he doesn’t fight like a sane man! Drew says yeah, he doesn’t care, there’s a crazy person after him! Go ahead, win your match, win the Fatal 4 Way, and we’ll see him at the Royal Rumble. Drew swears he did NOT knock Fatu’s teeth out, but he sure will do that to Ilja! Drew runs off, but is that true? If Drew didn’t sideline Fatu, who did?

 

The Wyatts speak.

Bo Dallas says, “Solo… You think you stole our light. But you’ve just inherited the weight of what it really means. The lantern has never been a weapon. We carry it in the dark, so the dark doesn’t carry us. It does not belong int he hands of someone who believes taking it is more powerful than its true purpose. It will come back to us. Like a moth to a flame, we will not rest until it’s home.” The warning has been issued, will MFT heed it?

 

Charlotte Flair finds Alexa Bliss backstage.

The Queen hip bumps Lil’ Miss Bliss to cheer her up, but it doesn’t really work. Alexa says last week sucked: She lost to Giulia, Nia & Lash messed with her before the match and then beat her up after. It was a complete numbers game, Alexa was alone, so was Charlotte actually sick? Or was she just “cough cough” sick? No, it was not a “cough cough,” it was a “barf barf.” And Alexa’s the one that got a title opportunity without Charlotte, but Alexa has no idea how many title opportunities Charlotte turned down because she put the team first. Really? Yes, really. Name them. Not the point. Well, does Charlotte have Alexa’s back? Does Alexa have Charlotte’s back?

Bottomline is, Alexa is Charlotte’s person. Charlotte was sick. Heart hands, and Charlotte says she’ll finish warming up. But then Nia & Lash walk in saying that was so cute. Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia, but this is typical Alexa. She makes you feel guilty then plays victim. She’s really good at it. Yeah, Charlotte has no reason to trust Nia. And they won’t like her response. As for this charade, Charlotte gets why Alexa isn’t friends with Nia. And Lash has changed. Charlotte heads out, will #Charlexa be able to focus on the match before them? Or will the Irresistible Force & Bougie Bully make sure all eyes are on them again?

Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Giulia & Kiana James!

SmackDown returns and the Beautiful Madness and Miss Management are already waiting in the ring. Charlotte makes her entrance, followed by Alexa. The teams sort out and Alexa starts with Kiana. The fans “WOO~” for Charlotte while Kiana talks some trash on Alexa. Kiana shoves Alexa, but Alexa SLAPS back! The fans cheer that! Alexa then ducks a shot to SLAP, ROCK, KNEE, and DROPKICK Kiana! Alexa runs, but Kiana gets up to KNEE low! Kiana brings Alexa around, suplexes, but Alexa tags out to Charlotte. The fans “WOO~” again and Kiana talks more trash. Charlotte slips around her, Kiana ELBOWS free, then whips, but Charlotte reverses!

Kiana hits buckles, but she ELBOWS back again! Kiana goes up and over Charlotte, then SUPERKICKS! Charlotte wobbles, Kiana runs, but into Charlotte’s BOOT! Tag to Alexa, and she gets a hand in the spin and DROPKICK! Giulia tags in, Alexa dodges but Giulia ROCKS Charlotte! Alexa ROCKS Giulia! Alexa ROCKS Kiana! But then Giulia SHOTGUNS Alexa! Giulia taunts Alexa, the ref keeps Charlotte back, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

The ref reprimands but Kiana backs off. Giulia wrenches Alexa’s hair to THROW her to the corner. Giulia stomps away on Alexa in the corner, the ref counts, but Giulia stops at 4. Giulia tags Kiana, Kiana stomps Alexa, then Kiana CLUBS Alexa. Alexa goes to another corner, Kiana whips corner to corner, and Alexa hits buckles hard! Kiana grins as she storms back up, and she bumps Alexa off buckles. Tag to Giulia and Giulia brings Alexa onto the ropes. Giulia hooks Alexa up in the ropes, and fishhooks the face! The ref counts, Giulia stops and sucker punches Charlotte! The ref stops Charlotte, Giulia DROPKICKS Alexa and Kiana BOOTS Alexa down!

Giulia ELBOW DROPS Alexa, covers, TWO! Giulia is already annoyed with the count, but she stomps away on Alexa. Giulia CLUBS Alexa, HEADBUTTS her, and HEADBUTTS again! Giulia bumps Alexa off buckles, tags Kiana, and Kiana brings Alexa around to kick a leg. Kiana taunts Alexa, but she sucker punches Charlotte! The fans give thumbs down, but Kiana snap suplexes! Charlotte protests, that distracts the ref! The ref is late to the cover, TWO! Kiana fireman’s carries Alexa, but Alexa fights to a sunset flip! TWO! Kiana stops Alexa, but she still reaches out! Kiana RAMS Alexa into the corner! And RAMS her again and again!

Kiana handsprings, runs back in, and she RAMS Alexa again! The ref counts, Giulia tags in, and Kiana snapmares Alexa to BOOT her! Giulia is up top, she MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa survives, but Giulia HEADBUTTS her to the cover! Charlotte again distracts, another late count, TWO! Giulia is annoyed but she tags Kiana as SmackDown returns to single picture. Kiana sends Giulia in, but Alexa dodges! Giulia hits buckles, Alexa DUMPS Kiana out, and the fans fire up! Kiana hurries back in, she anchors Alexa’s foot, then she drags her back! Alexa ENZIGIRIS free, hot tag to Charlotte!

The fans fire up as The Queen RUNS Kiana over! And RUNS her over again! CHOP and CHOP for Kiana, CHOP and CHOP for Giulia! CHOP after CHOP, “WOO~” after “WOO~,” and then Charlotte CHOPS Giulia down! Charlotte runs up, Kiana dodges, but Charlotte keeps moving! WALK OVER LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Charlotte stalks Kiana to a corner. Charlotte whips, Kiana reverses, but Charlotte goes up and out. BOOT for Giulia, BOOT for Kiana, and then Charlotte goes up! CROSSBODY on Kiana! Cover, TWO! Kiana is tougher than that, but Charlotte stays focused. The fans rally up as Charlotte runs in, but into a BOOT!

Kiana runs up, but into a BOOT! Charlotte steps on Kiana to a corner, she and Giulia scrap, and Kiana YANKS her down! The fans boo but Charlotte still wrenches Kiana to a NECKBREAKER! Charlotte runs, but into a SIPNEBUSTER! Kiana shows her power, and she tags Giulia! Giulia KNEES Charlotte down! Cover, Alexa breaks it! The fans fire up but Giulia is furious! Kiana whips, Alexa reverses and TOSSES Kiana out! But Kiana trips Alexa! Giulia has Charlotte, Charlotte shoves free, but Giulia BOOTS her! And KICKS her! And KICKS her again! Charlotte snarls, she ducks the buzzsaw!

Charlotte shoves and ROCKS Giulia! Charlotte runs, but Giulia follows to HEADBUTT! Giulia runs, but into a BOOT! Charlotte has Giulia but Kiana tags in! Charlotte runs, Kiana KNEES her first! But Alexa tags in! Kiana runs, but into the clinch! TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL!! Cover, Charlexa wins!

Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by pinfall

Bliss proved she does have Charlotte’s back! But then Nia & Lash attack after all! They BLAST Giulia, DECK Alexa, and HEADBUTT Charlotte! And HEADBUTT her again! Nia POSTS Charlotte while the fans boo! Nia & Lash soak up the heat, but Giulia is back up! Kiana says hold on, hold on, they’re good. Giuila says she is NOT good, she wants after Nia! Miss Management has her client back off, if just for now. Will the Beautiful Madness make sure no one disrespects her and gets away with it?

 

Solo Sikoa speaks.

“Bo. You’re absolutely right. This is just more than a lantern. I can see the millions of fireflies across the world. They are now in my possession. Your legacy is in my hands. And if you want this lantern back, I suggest you put those tag team titles on the line. But that’s just the beginning. You see, my family is going to take back all the gold. But until then… I’m going to take real, real good care of this. And he is going to be with me when I take out Damian Priest and bring back the WWE Undisputed title to the family.” Solo then blows out the lantern, but will it be lights out for the Archer of Infamy? Or will Priest be the one headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event?

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

London sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance. There’s a bit more smoke than usual, but we still get “WHOA~ OH~!” and the pyro! Cody takes a moment to take in the crowd before he goes down the ramp and to the ring. Cody then stands on the corner for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but even that seems different without the Undisputed Championship on his arm or around his waist. Cody grabs the mic, the fans cheer, and Cody takes a moment to hear them singing, “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” Cody then says, “Well, that sounds a bit different. That’s okay. That’s okay.

“Because if anything, I guess it was becoming a bit… episodic. I would come out here, I would tap my fist three times, we’d all say ‘Whoa,’ I’d walk to the ring, and I’d ask you, ‘Whaddya wanna talk about?'” The fans are a bit torn there, and Cody takes a moment. The fans now sing for “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Cody says don’t worry, they will discuss the NEW WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre. Cody never broke down why the name of his podcast is Whaddya Wanna Talk About. It was quite simple: He wasn’t just the company’s champion, he was the people’s champion. The fans are again torn, but Cody says he didn’t want the fans to be spectators, he wanted them to be teammates.

But perhaps Cody got comfortable with the episodic, with the predictable. He didn’t see all the eventualities, all the ways in which he could lose. Or, is Drew just that good? The fans agree there! Cody says he could ask himself that, or he could ask what HBK, Hogan, and Stone Cold have in common with Cody. Simple: they’re the only ones to go back-to-back in Royal Rumble wins. And only one of those names won it three times, that’s how a near impossible feat that is. And they all know Cody loves a gamble, he loves a long shot. Here in WWE, where we have the best men’s and women’s divisions, sometimes the best power you can have is self-belief.

So here and now, in a city that means a great deal to Cody, a city he wrestled in every weekend for WhatCulture Pro-Wrestling to sharpen his skills and became the American Nightmare, a city that DOES deserve a WrestleMania (the fans erupt for that!), let Cody make it official! Drew says there’s no rematch clause, good! They’ll do this the old fashioned way! Cody is officially declaring for the 2026 Men’s Royal Rumble match!! The fans love that, too! “So, London, what DO you wanna talk about?! Let’s talk about Jacob Fatu!” The fans are torn on that name, and Cody says he met Fatu backstage at APW, you know he’s a thoroughbred!

Cody saw Fatu VS Solo Sikoa, and you could tell Fatu was on the come up. Fatu is a young veteran in their industry. But as such, Cody is aware and positive that Fatu knows what a receipt means! And Fatu has the largest receipt coming from Cody! Fatu is all gas, no brakes, come down here and collect. Or Cody can find Fatu first and beat the brakes off his ass! The fans are fired up with Cody, but is this gambler going to bust even before we reach the Royal Rumble? Or will a fight with Fatu be just the momentum Cody needs to have his threepeat?

 

Backstage interview with Matt Cardona.

Cathy Kelley is with The Complete, saying he is moments away from his match with Trick Williams to qualify for the #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way. What would it mean to not only come back to the WWE but to win that title? Cardona says the way Cody lost was a shame, and Cardona was really looking forward to facing his friend for that belt. But now that it’ll be Drew McIntyre. They go way back, too. Drew’s first WWE match was with Zack Ryder. And just like Cody and Drew, Cardona left WWE to find himself, and he’s back, But while Cody and Drew are each former world champions, Cardona is not. Yet.

Cardona isn’t back just to be back, he wants his time at the top. The journey, the ups and downs, the grind, it all led back here for Cardona to be Undisputed Champion! Cardona is #AlwayZReady, but will he be able to #WhoopDatTrick? Or will the former NXT & TNA World Champion soon be headed for another top title in his young career?

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Trick Williams VS Matt Cardona!

SmackDown returns as Trick continues to vibe with London. Then the fans cheer as Cardona makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally and duel already. The two circle, tie up, then break. Cardona smirks, Trick flexes, and the two go again. Trick waistlocks, spins Cardona, then pie faces Cardona! Trick talks trash, but Cardona RAMS him into a corner! Trick bobs ‘n’ weaves, then he pie faces again! Trick says he runs this house, dawg! But Cardona ROCKS Trick, ROCKS him again, then fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Cardona backs off, but Trick KNEES low! Trick scoops and SLAMS, then snarls as he checks his chin.

Trick tells Cardona not to mess with him! Trick RUNS Cardona over! The fans are torn but Trick talks trash. Cardona rises up, he dodges the tackle, but Trick CLUBS the backdrop away. Trick pie faces, then runs, but Cardona DROPKICKS him! Then clinch and FLATLINER! Trick staggers up, Cardona LARIATS him up and out! The fans fire up with Cardona, and he builds speed to WRECK Trick with a dropkick! Cardona then aims from the apron, MISSILE DROPKICK to the floor! The fans rally up again and Cardona grits his teeth while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Cardona drags Trick up, puts him in the ring, but Trick bails back out. Cardona goes to the ropes, and he drags Trick up by his hair! But Trick trips Cardona up! Trick drags Cardona out to THROW him into barriers! Trick talks trash, then FLAPJACKS Cardona off the apron! Trick fires up, then he brings Cardona up to put him in the ring. Cardona goes to a corner, Trick storms up on him, and he ROCKS Cardona. The ref reprimands, but Trick CHOPS Cardona. Then ROCKS him again! Trick hears the fans cheer and jeer, and he talks some smack on them now. Trick UPPERCUTS Cardona and Cardona slumps against ropes.

Trick whips Cardona, FLAPJACKS again, then kips up! Trick says he runs this house, then he storms up on Cardona at the ropes. Trick CHOKES Cardona, the ref counts, but Trick stops at 4. Cardona coughs and goes to a corner, Trick digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Trick stops at 4, snarls, then he whips Cardona corner to corner! Then a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Trick keeps Cardona down with a chinlock, but the fans rally while Cardona endures. Cardona fights up, fires body shots and CHOPS, but Trick LEG LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Trick rains down forearms and Cardona can barely guard!

Trick drags Cardona back into the chinlock and he squeezes tight. The fans rally as Cardona endures again, and Cardona fights up. JAWBREAKAER! Trick rebounds, but Cardona dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! Trick pushes Cardona back, Cardona avoids the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KICK! Cardona wobbles, but he comes back to BOOT Trick! Trick comes back, but Cardona catches the leg lariat to SAIDO! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Trick crawls, Cardona rises, and the fans duel. Trick is in a corner, Cardona runs up, forearm SMASH! Cardona fires shots, soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes side to side for the BROSKI BOOT!

Cardona then ZIGZAGS! Shoutout to his pal, Nic Nemeth, then covers, TWO! Trick survives but Cardona underhooks him! Trick fights the lift, BACKDROPS, but Cardona sunset flips it to high stack! TWO!! Trick escapes, runs up, but the splash misses! Trick slumps down, Cardona goes for another, but Trick avoids the boot! Trick wags his finger, but then Cardona just WRECKS him with another dropkick! Cardona hurries to fetch Trick into the ring while the fans still duel. Trick runs back up, SLINGSHOTS Cardona into the ring, then TRICK KICK! Cover, TWO!! Cardona survives but Trick gets the arm.

The fans rally up, Trick cartwheels to RIPCORD, and BOOK- DDT!! Cardona turns things around, goes to the corner, and he runs up, ROUGH- NO, Trick pops free! Trick runs up, but into KNEES! Cardona goes up, lines up the shot, but Trick avoids another one! Both men run, and Trick POUNCES Cardona?! The fans fire up and Trick takes aim again! Cardona staggers up, TRICK SHOT!! Cover, Trick wins!

Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

A hard fought match for the first-time-ever, and Mr. Whoop Dat punches his ticket to Montreal! Will Trick soon win his first Saturday Night’s Main Event to- “Hey, Kit. Are you there?” The fans fire up for Mr. Masculinity Detox! Kit steps past Trick and Cardona, to then BLINDSIDE Cardona! The fans boo as Kit sends Cardona into the steel steps! Kit says, “TOXIC! TOXIC! TOXIC!” London goes back to cheering as the song continues, but will Kit make himself the topic no matter where he goes?

 

Backstage interview with Damian Priest.

Cathy Kelley is now with the Archer of Infamy, and brings up his chance at Drew McIntyre and the Undisputed Championship. But that means going through Solo Sikoa first. How do you prepare for such an opportunity? Priest says he could go on and on about Drew, there’s a lot of history there. He won’t get ahead of himself, tonight is about Solo. Facing Solo 1v1 isn’t an issue. But is it going to be 1v1? Priest doesn’t think so. But Priest will remind us that in London, he became Senor Money in the Bank. So tonight, Solo, MFT, if Priest has to do 1vALL again, he’ll do it. Priest has to get past this and get at Drew. So tonight, it’s whatever it takes.

Priest heads out, will he make sure no one stops him on his path back to the top? Or will Solo use The Outlaw as an example to all of the WWE Universe?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Kit is still in the ring with a mic,. “You all know that I’m right! You know there’s a problem! And I’m the solution. So I will say it again. I will let the whole world know. you all need reassurance, you all need leadership. you all need ME!” The fans cheer that, but then FATU slips in behind Kit! Kit says he is the tonic to the toxic masculinity, he is KIT! WIL-SON! But he turns around into a SUPERKICK! The Samoan Werewolf is raging, the fans are torn, but Fatu dares Cody and/or Drew to show up! SENTON on Kit, then a MIGHTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Kit flounders away, the fans are still torn, but now Fatu grabs a mic.

“YADADA MEAN!?” The fans cheer that! Fatu tells Cody, “You got something to say about me?! You have something to say TO me? Well check this out! Bring your punk ass out here right now!” Fatu throws off his vest, and Cody makes his entrance again! Cody is in his tracksuit but that comes off pretty quick, too! The American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf start throwing hands and the fans fire up! Cody hammers away in the corner, but Fatu RAMS him into another corner! Security rushes out here but fans boo! “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Aldis hurries out here, and he wants them both to stop!

The fans cheer as Cody breaks free! Cody CLOBBERS Fatu, everyone falls over, and SmackDown goes back to break! What must Aldis do to restore order?

 

BREAKING NEWS!

Now set for Saturday Night’s Main Event, it will be Cody Rhodes VS Jacob Fatu! Will Montreal survive the American Nightmare and Samoan Werewolf tearing it up?

 

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa w/ MFT!

The Archer of Infamy and the would-be Tribal Chief have said their piece, and now they must back those words up with actions. Will Priest defy the odds as Solo isn’t solo out here? Or will Solo, waving the Wyatt lantern as he walks out here, lead by example for his family?

The bell rings and Solo circles with Priest. They tie up, Solo headlocks, and Solo talks trash. Priest powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Priest rebounds to RAM Solo! Solo staggers, but he and Priest reset. They tie up, but Solo kicks low! And HEADBUTTS! Solo ROCKS Priest, whips him to ropes, but Priest reverses to BACK ELBOW! Priest mule kicks Solo, reels him in, but Solo fights the lift. Solo UPPERCUTS, but Priest SUPERKICKS! Solo tumbles out, MFT is there to check on him, but Priest pursues. The fans fire up as Priest runs up, but MFT stands in the way! The fans boo, the ref tells MFT tos tay back, and Priest goes back tot he apron.

Solo runs up,b ut Priest dodges! Solo still avoids the roundhouse and he BOOTS Priest down! The ref wants Solo to back off, but now MFT mugs Priest! The fans boo, JC Mateo pretends to be shocked, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Solo goes out to fetch Priest, SMACK him off the desk, and put him in the ring. Solo soaks up heat, HEADBUTTS Priest down, then HEADBUTTS him again and again! Solo stalks Priest to ropes, kicks him out, then pursues. MFT backs up so Solo can SMACK Priest off the desk again! Solo soaks up more heat, winds up, but Priest clinches! FLATLINER on the desk! The ring count is climbing but Priest puts Solo in at 5 of 10. Priest then winds up to UPPERCUT! Solo wobbles, Priest powers up the arm, and he runs to COME- NO, Solo ducks, shoves, and SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Priest survives and Solo frowns.

Solo motions that he’s gonna be champion, and he rains down fists in the corner. The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, and he soaks up more heat. Solo runs corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! Priest sputters in the corner, Solo soaks up more heat, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Solo aims again, he runs back in, and HIP ATTACKS! Priest sputters again and the fans duel. Solo smirks as he goes corner to corner again, and mocks Jey Uso with the “Run it back” motion. Solo runs back in, but Priest is up! WHEEL KICK! Priest hits that just in time, and JC shields the imaginary eyes of the lantern from that collision.

Solo and Priest go back to corners while the fans rally up. Priest huffs ‘n’ puffs and fires up! Priest and Solo stare down, run up, and they RAM shoulders! Then they fire haymakers back and forth! The fans duel, Priest KICKS, Solo ROCKS, and the hands keep firing off! Solo gets the edge, but Priest avoids the last shot to BELL CLAP! Then he KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! ROLLING ELBOW! Priest then winds up again, but Solo HEADBUTTS! Priest ROUNDHOUSES! Solo rebounds to SUPERKICK! Priest staggers, but he SPIN KICKS! Solo stays up, Priest SPIN KICKS again! Solo rebounds, Priest ducks ‘n’ dodges, then LEAPING LARIATS!

The fans fire up with Priest while Solo goes to a corner. Priest runs up, BACK ELBOW! Priest keeps moving, but Solo fireman’s carries! Priest slips free, ELEVATED FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, MFT coaches Solo, but Priest goes to the corner. Priest climbs up, but Solo distracts the ref. Talla reaches out to trip Priest up! The fans boo but the ref wonders what happened. The ref puts two and two together, and he EJECTS Talla! The fans cheer, Talla is mad, but Solo hurries up after Priest! Fireman’s carry, but Priest slips free! Priest has the crucifix! RAZOR’S EDGE on Solo! Cover, TWO!! Solo survives and MFT is relieved.

Priest sighs but he just brings down the straps. The fans fire up as Priest aims, but Tama Tonga distracts! The fans boo, but Loa gets on the apron! Priest runs Loa off, but Solo prepares his own right hand! Priest avoids the spike, COMEBACK- SPINNING SOLO!! Solo goes up the corner, FLYING SOLO!! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as Priest survives, but Solo- OH NO! The Wyatts are here!! The lights go out, the fans go nuts, and when the lights are back, the Wyatts are BEHIND MFT! JC, Loa and Tama turn around, and then Howdy, Gacy & Lumis JUMP on them! The fans fire up as the factions fight all around ringside, Nikki Cross cheering her brothers on!

Things spill out into the crowd, Howdy RAMS JC into the post, then TOSSES JC into security staff! Howdy sees the lantern, but Solo CLOBBERS Howdy first! The fans boo, but Solo brings the lantern to the ring. The ref reprimands, Solo sets the lantern down, but Priest guzels! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!!

Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

Solo’s obsession with tearing down the Wyatt legacy just cost him his own chance at glory! Saturday Night’s Main Event is now wepa, but will The Archer of Infamy hit the mark in Montreal? Meanwhile, Howdy laughs as he takes the lantern back. But TALLA is back! And he BOOTS Howdy down! The fans boo but Talla takes the lantern back for MFT. Will the Wyatts have no choice but to put those titles on the line in exchange?

 

Sami Zayn heads for gorilla.

And on the way, he crosses paths with Drew McIntyre. Drew tells Sami that he heard what Sami said last week. Sami hoped that Drew would win, but thought Cody would? Well, lucky Sami isn’t a betting man, or he’d lose big, as usual. Sami says he meant what he said, a part of him did want Drew to win, and that part of him is happy Drew did win. Because now, Sami is going to go to war with Ilja Dragunov, and win. Then next week, in Sami’s hometown of Montreal, Sami will become #1 contender. And then at the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia, they’ll see each other again.

Oh, really inspiring, Sami, but here’s the truth: Drew has beaten Sami ELEVEN times, Sami has beaten Drew ZERO times. And if Sami does happen to make it to the Rumble, absolutely nothing changes. Sami says, “We’ll see.” Sami continues on, will he be able to defeat the Mad Russian and head home to Montreal? Or will he fall short of his world championship dreams yet again?

 

WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS ???

Speaking of championship dreams, it is another opportunity for someone, anyone, to step up to H1M! Who will go for gold in London? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns, London cheers on “MEL~O! MEL~O!” But who is answering the call? It’s TNA X-Division Champion and the star of Bradford, England, LEON SLATER! The fans fire up for their guy, but will the Youngest In Charge soon be a double champion? The introductions are made, the US title is raised, and we see who hits the game winner!

The bell rings and the two run up! They tie up, go around, and Melo headlocks. Melo hits the headlock takeover, Leon headscissors, Melo kips free. Roles reverse as Leon hits the headlock takeover for Melo to headscissor. Leon kips free, Melo turns things back around with another headlock, but Leon powers up and puts Melo in the corner. The ref counts, Leon backs off, and the fans applaud as Leon whips. Melo reverses, Leon goes up and over, but Melo turns hip toss into hip toss and lateral press! TWO and Leon has the ghost pin! TWO, Leon stands, dodges Melo, but Melo blocks! Melo dodges, then hits the FADE AWAY JUMPER!

The fans fire up as Melo then brings Leon up. Melo CHOPS, ROCKS, and CHOPS again. Leon ROCKS Melo back! The fans rally up as Leon runs to CHOP Melo in the corner! Leon shakes out his hand, that’s how hard he hit Melo! But Melo kicks Leon, CHOPS again, and the fans fire up. Melo whips, Leon reverses, but Melo rolls off the back. But Melo’s leg jams! Leon hesitates, but Melo says bring it. Leon runs up, Melo dodges to waistlock, but Leon bucks the O’Conner! Melo blocks one kick, ducks the enzigiri, but that REWIND HEEL hits! The fans fire up, Leon whips but Melo reverses, only for Leon to handspring back elbow!

Melo bails out, Leon aims, PLANCHA! Down goes Melo and the fans fire up! Leon puts Melo in, he goes up the corner, and Melo hobbles up into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Melo is still in this, but the fans sing, “Leon Slater, DOO DOO DOODOO!” Leon is feeling it, Melo applauds, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Leon and Melo circle, though that bad leg is still a problem. Melo shakes it out, he and Leon go again, and Melo waistlocks. Leon switches, they go to the mat, and Leon body scissors for a GEDO CLUTCH! TWO, and Melo is up! Leon hurries after him, but Melo ELBOWS Leon away. Melo reels Leon in, suplexes, then floats to a cover, TWO! Melo takes his kneepad down to check his knee, and Leon crawls to ropes while the fans rally up. Melo stalks Leon, has him in a corner, and he climbs up. Melo rains down fists, gives a little forearm grind instead of the six-seven, then he snapmares Leon. But Leon’s right up to CHOP!

Melo flops to the apron, Leon brings him up, but Melo RAMS Leon! Melo hobbles but runs, only for Leon to blow past him! Melo hurdles, ducks, and then DROPKICKS! But even that wasn’t the best, and he shakes the leg out. Leon slowly rises, the fans rally more, and both men stand. Melo hobbles over to Leon, brings him up, and reels him in again. Leon fights the suplex, Melo still tries, but Leon pops free! Leon shoves and DROPKICKS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo is toughing it out but Leon still has the fans behind him. Leon stands Melo up, whips him to ropes, but Melo reveres. Leon handsprings, but Melo dodges!

Leon avoids the Jumper again, then he follows Melo! INVERTED SPANISH FLY! The fans fire up while both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as SmackDown returns to single picture and both men slowly rise. Melo is up first, he gets Leon to his feet, and he CHOPS! Leon snarls and he CHOPS again! Leon then brings Melo up, but Melo ROCKS Leon! Leon staggers, comes back, and he ROCKS Melo! Melo CHOPS, whips, but Leon reverses to BOOT! Melo is at the ropes, but he avoids the sweep! LA MYSTICA! And then the suplex, LAYUP CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Leon survives and the fans rally up while Melo grits his teeth.

Melo waits on Leon to rise up, then he storms up in the corner. Melo whips, Leon stops himself, and he stops the First 48! Melo fights the crab, reels Leon in, TWO! But then Leon LEG LARIATS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Melo survives the sudden turnaround but Leon stays cool. Leon drags Melo to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but Melo goes to the apron. Leon just adjusts, then leaps, but Melo dodges! Melo CHOPS Leon, but Leon fireman’s carries! Melo slips free, the leg jams, and Leon avoids the shoulder! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP in the ropes! Leon then goes back to the corner, springboards, but Melo slips around! Sunset flip, TWO!

Leon sits on the cover, TWO! Melo has it, TWO! Leon has it, TWO! ONE! ONE! And repeat! both men stand, the fans fi reup, and Leon SPIKE-RANAS! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and the fans fire up again! Then Melo SUPERKICKS! Leon goes to the corner, Melo runs up, but Leon puts him on the apron. Melo’s leg jams again! Leon just builds speed corner to corner! Leon FLIES over the post!! Down goes Melo and the fans are thunderous! Leon puts Melo in fast, goes up the corner, and the fans are on his side! SWANTON- NO, Melo moves and Leon FLOPS! Melo hits the FIRST 48! Cover, TWO!! Leon survives and the fans fire up again!

Melo is frustrated, his leg is hurting, but he elbows Leon off him. “This is Awesome!” as Melo goes back up the corner. Leon hurries to anchor a foot, but Melo CLUBS away on Leon. Leon UPPERCUTS Melo, then climbs back up. Leon and Melo fight for control up there, and they’re on the very top! Melo hits a SUPER LAYUP CUTTER!! Cover, MELO WINS!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Championship)

A standing ovation as two young icons just put on an instant classic, and Melo gives respect to Leon. This was the first time they’ve fought, will there be many more in the years to come?

 

Shinsuke Nakamura watches this backsatge.

But then Tama Tonga calls him out. Tama says Nakamura is looking at the US title, but the next chance doesn’t belong to him. Nakamura took his shot, and he blew it. Once MFT takes the tag titles, that US Championship is Tama’s. Nakamura and Tama do go way back, so this is Nakamura’s one and only warning: Stay out of Tama’s way. Nakamura tells Tama in Japanese that he knows their history, but he warns Tama in return that he better be ready to fight for what he wants. Will the Good Bad Guy bring the US title to MFT? Or will the King of Strong Style get another chance?

 

Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae walk ‘n’ talk backstage.

Johnny Wrestling looks at the Axiom mask he stole and he still can’t believe “those dorks” fell for it last week. Who even wears turtlenecks? But Axiom steps in and says he’ll be the better man. He wants to save Gargano from a beating, so just hand the mask over. Oh, Gargano doesn’t have the mask. He hands it to Candice, she hurries off, and Axiom tells Gargano to grow up. Gargano says if Axiom will excuse them, they’re gonna do married people things. Laters. Wait, another Axiom? This one DECKS Gargano, and surprise! It was Frazer! Oh, another surprise is that Frazer talked with Aldis. Next week, it is Gargano VS Frazer, 1v1.

And after Frazer beats Gargano, his amigo will do the same and take that mask back. So enjoy it while you still can. Fraxiom high-fives and heads out, will they get their revenge on Gargano one way or another?

 

Jordynne Grace VS Chelsea Green w/ Alba Fyre!

The Juggernaut chose SmackDown because of all the names she’d love to beat down. She already handled “Slaygent A,” will she bring down The Hot Mess next? Or will even she have to pledge her allegiance to Chelsea Green?

SmackDown returns and Jade Cargill is ringside to watch this. The Storm has put Chelsea and Jordynne on notice, will her presence do that tonight? Jordynne makes her entrance now, and the bell rings. Chelsea runs up to tie up with Grace, but she SHOVES Cheslea away! Chelsea gets up to SLAP Grace, and SLAP and SLAP again! Grace just brushes those off, then SLAPS back! Chelsea wobbles, Grace whips her, and then SPINEBUSTER! Grace hauls Chelsea up, reels her in, and the fans rally as Grace claps using chelsea’s back. Grace hits a stalling suplex, then she SLAMS Chelsea down! The fans cheer, Grace covers, TWO!

Grace clamps onto Chelsea, fireman’s carries, but Chelsea slips free to RAM her into buckles! Chelsea salutes, BOOTS Grace into the corner, then Alba SUPERKICKS Grace behind the ref’s back! Chelsea runs, slides, and THROWS Grace down! Cover, ONE!! Chelsea is furious already, and she drags Grace up. Chelsea whips Grace to the corner, salutes again, and the fans are torn as she runs in. Grace slips around to RAM Chelsea into buckles! ANd again, and again! Backslide, roll through, and short arm LARIAT! Short arm LARIAT! And- NO, Chelsea slips aroudn to waistlock. Grace ELBOWS free, then she ROCKS Cheslea!

Grace ELBOWS, LARIATS, then roars! the fans fire up and Grace runs in, but she blocks a boto firsT! Then a wrench and MUFFLER PLEX! Grace shouts fo rChelsea to ger up. Chelase stands, Grace fireman’s carries, DIRECT EFFECT! Jackknife bridge, Grace wins!

Winner: Jordynne Grace, by pinfall

A new move for her new win streak, but Jade just golf claps Grace’s win. Grace grabs a mic, and she says, “Hey, champ. I’m glad that you came out here tonight to watch me. It’s extremely important that you know exactlly waht’s coming fo ryou.” The fans are torn, but Grace says if watching was just enough, that’s fine. But if Jade’s tired of babysitting that title, then step into the ring right here, right now! The fans fire up as Jade stands up! Jade goes to the ring and says Grace msut be stupid. But then Chelsea runs up! Grace dodges, Cheslea BLASTS Jade!! Chelsea is shocked, but also dazed, and Grace picks up the belt.

Grace smiles as she holds up THE WWE Women’s Championship, before she throws it back to Jade. Jade says, “Bet!” When and where will these forces of nature battle it out?

 

Backstage interview with Trick Williams.

Cathy congratulates him on his win tonight, and says he didn’t just ease his way onto SmackDown, he jumped into the deep end. What does this mean to him that he is headed to Saturday Night’s Main Event for a #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way? Trick says let this be a warning: he is putting all of SmackDown on notice! All you bums, bobbleheads and bootlickers, know that Trick is that dawg! Trick looks like money, he feels like money, because Trick IS money. And he wants a special shoutout to Randy Orton and Damian Priest! Congrats, you have a match with the future of this business, let’s talk about it! And hold on. He might be Whoop Dat Trick, but on Saturday, he whoops dat ass.

Cathy says yes, she was going to add- Oh, Priest steps in. Trick is the guy who does a lot of talking. Priest doesn’t. You already know what’s up on SNME. But Trick’s free on Friday, right? So is Priest. And Priest is ready to whoop dat Trick. Priest heads out, will he have quite the appetizer with Trick when SmackDown arrives in Montreal?

 

WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Qualifier: Sami Zayn VS Ilja Dragunov!

We saw these two battle over the United States Championship, and #BigMatchSami lost the title to the returning Mad Russian Dragon. But now, they fight for a much bigger prize on this Road to WrestleMania! Will Sami make up for that loss and join that Fatal 4 Way? Or will Ilja continue to rise up the ranks and be one match away from taking over the world?

SmackDown returns as Sami makes his entrance. The fans sing along with the song and Sami high-fives the front row along the ramp. The bell rings and the fans fire up as Sami and Ilja stare down. They step up, and they start firing forearms! The fans rally up as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster! Sami fires a flurry, but then Ilja CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Then SPIN CHOP! CHOP to the leg! BOOT! Ilja runs, but into a LARIAT! The fans fire up while Ilja goes to ropes and Sami catches his breath. Sami storms up on Ilja to CHOP! Ilja just eggs him on! Sami CHOPS, fire more forearms, then stops as the ref counts.

Ilja KNEES low, fires more forearms, then whips. Sami reverses, Ilja reverses back, but Sami goes up and over! Sami runs up, Ilja BOOTS him, then JUMP KICKS! The fans fire up with Ilja, and he stands Sami up to bump him off buckles. Ilja CHOPS, then runs corner to corner. Ilja KNEES low, keeps moving, and he BOOT WASHES! Ilja snapmares Sami down, then hops up, KING KONG KNEE DROP! The fans fire up and Ilja goes up again! KING KONIG- NO, Sami dodges! Sami then kicks Iljia and suplexes, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO! Ilja is still fighting and the fans rally back up.

Sami stands Ilja up to CHOP! Ilja goes to a corner, Sami ROCKS him, and the fans cheer. Sami ROCKS Ilja again, has him in a corner, and CHOPS! Sami reels Ilja in, whips him to ropes, but Ilja KNEES Sami! Then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja holds on and he talks some smack while the fans rally. Sami stands, switches, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ilja headlocks in return as Sami stands him back up. Ilja then pries the waistlock open, switches, but Sami switches. They switch and switch and switch, then Ilja SNAP GERMANS! The fans cheer, Ilja goes back to the corner, and Ilja rises up, only for Sami to CHOP!

The fans cheer and sing for “Sami, Sami Zayn~!” but Ilja fires body shots. Sami CLUBS Ilja again and again, then goes up to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and the fans cheer again while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Sami and Ilja both stir, and Sami crawls over to Ilja. Sami brings Ilja up with a facelock, but Ilja wrenches out to waistlock. Sami fights the lift, but Ilja CLUBS him and HAMMERS him, then pump handles for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Sami survives, but Ilja SLIDING FOREARMS in the back! Ilja ELBOWS and CLUBS Sami again and again, then stalks him to ropes. The fans rally up, and Ilja stomps Sami at the ropes. The ref counts, Ilja BOOTS Sami, then SLAPS him! Sami sputters, but he comes back to SLAP Ilja! Ilja and Sami make it a SLAP fight, then Sami fires haymakers! DDT! Cover, TWO! Ilja stays in this, but Sami stays cool.

Sami checks his teeth, they’re all there. Sami stands, Ilja crawls to ropes, but it’s Ilja who eggs Sami on! Sami stomps a mudhole into Ilja at the ropes! The ref counts, Sami stops at 4, but the fans rally up again. Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and brings Ilja around. Sami goes for the corner but Ilja wants the leg! Ilja eggs Sami on, Sami HAMMERS Ilja down! Sami busts Ilja’s eyebrow open! Ilja sputters, Sami goes to the apron, and the fans rally up again. SmackDown returns to single picture as Sami rises, but Ilja SLAPS him! Ilja SLAPS again, climbs up, and he fires up again! The fans are with Ilja on that, but Sami gets some shots to the chin!

Sami CLUBS Ilja, then adjusts position, SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ilja survives and the fans fire up again! Sami is beside himself, but he hurries to get after Ilja at the ropes. Sami drags Ilja up, around, but Ilja stops the Blue Thunder with elbows! Ilja runs, but Sami reels him back in! Ilja slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, CONSTANTINE SPECIAL! The fans fire up while both men flounder! Ilja goes to a corner, goes up top, and he aims to go COAST2COAST! Sami falls, Ilja covers, TWO!! Sami survives and now Ilja is stunned! The fans rally again while Sami is down. Ilja winds up, H-BOMB- BOOT!!

The fans fire up as Sami counters the falling forearm! Both men stagger to their feet, then Sami clinches! But Ilja fights off the exploder! Sami ROCKS Ilja, Ilja springs up to ENZIGIRI! Ilja has Sami in the corner, he runs corner to corner and LARIATS! Ilja runs corne rto ocrner again, another LARIAT! Ilja goes for a third, but he ducks Sami’s Helluva Kick! Ilja knew that trick and Sami crashes into buckle! They both go to the apron, and Ilja fireman’s carries. Sami fights free, HEADBUTTS Ilja, and Ilja staggers back. But then TORPEDO MOSCOW!! Both men fall to the floor! The fans rally while the ring count climbs!

Ilja rises at 5 of 10, rolls in at 7, and Sami sputters at 8. Sami rises at 9, and leaps in at 9.99! But Ilja is on him! POWERBOMB! Ilja goes up, up, and SUPER SENTONS but onto KNEES! Not the cleanest counter, but Sami clinches Ilja! BUCKLE EXPLODER! The fans fire up with Sami, he runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, Sami wins!!

Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall (advances to Saturday Night’s Main Event)

And with that, our #1 contender’s Fatal 4 is set! Orton, Trick, Priest, and Sami! But then Trick CLOBBERS Sami from behind! The fans boo but Trick lets his hair down and goes wild! Trick aims again, TRICK SHOT!! Sami is down, Trick stands over him, and he soaks up all that heat. But will Trick be able to whoop three decorated superstars at once? Or will Sami’s journey to the top finally be fulfilled in Montreal?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for SmackDown, a lot of action that also helped in the various story builds. Drew McIntyre had a great opening promo, but they also segued really well into Orton VS Miz as the opener. We also got a very good promo from Cody, and of course he wants to threepeat at the Royal Rumble. It was wild for Kit Wilson to go after Matt Cardona to give Fatu an opening to attack and then call out Cody in return. Very good brawl from Fatu and Cody, and Cody VS Fatu for Saturday Night’s Main Event is going to be great. If Drew didn’t do the attack, will Cody win against Fatu and reveal it was him all along?

Good promo from Charlexa with Nia & Lash, and then a very good tag match. Good win for Charlexa, but at least Giulia and Kiana got a bit better of a showing. But of course Lash & Nia attacked after, and now all three teams have beef. With Liv Morgan & Roxanne Perez as contenders from Raw, we’ll definitely get separate contenders for SmackDown now to parallel. Then it’ll be about Rhea & Iyo trying to survive both challenges, perhaps to build up the go-home week to Royal Rumble. If Liv & Roxie actually win, then the SmackDown team stands no chance, no matter who it is, because Liv & Roxie wouldn’t be transitional champions.

Very good stuff from Grace, Chelsea, and Jade, and I wonder if they’d give us a Triple Threat of Jade VS Grace VS Chelsea. Chelsea would definitely be the one to take the loss to keep both Jade and Grace strong, regardless of who wins. But at the same time, we’d still need a proper 1v1 of Jade VS Grace for the title to settle the feud. Good promo with Fraxiom getting payback on Gargano and setting up Frazer VS Gargano and Axiom VS Gargano. Absolutely awesome US Championship from Melo VS Leon, I did not think they’d go that hard, but it was greatly appreciated. Melo selling bad leg is definitely foreshadowing how he eventually loses that title, though it might not be for some time.

And of course, great stuff in all four SNME qualifier matches, even with all the results being how I expected. As I said last week, a shame that Cardona had to lose here, but Trick is getting on a roll already. Orton VS Miz was a great opening, and Sami VS Ilja was an awesome main event. Trick going after Sami kinda foreshadows Sami winning out in the end, as Sami VS Drew is definitely a great choice for the Royal Rumble, too. It really is a story of “Something’s gotta give.” Drew pointed out the 11-0 record between him and Sami, but Drew has/wants to make it through his first title defense, it could come down to Drew using shenanigans like he did to dethrone Cody.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.15.26

TNA had some time to cook up their big debut. Did they burn it, or make a succulent feast?

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AMC era has begun! Granted it’s not without a big loss, being The Rascalz seem to be headed to AEW. Which honestly I’m conflicted. If it was their decision because the money was astronomical, then I can’t fault TNA for not being able to compete with the TK Bank Account. But if TNA didn’t even try and let them walk for money that could’ve been negotiated…then TNA fumbled harder than CJ Stroud. Jake Something is a non-factor, but The Rascalz could be a big mistake.

Ratings:

  • Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4: Jeff wins via Swanton Bomb – *
  • TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand: Maggie wins via pinfall – (-) *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
  • TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – *** 3/4 – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

AJ Styles comes out to kick off TNA episodes on a new network. He walks out to the WWE theme, makes a quick hype promo, doesn’t interact with anyone aside from the crowd. Definitely feels like more could’ve been done with AJ, but it was nice to see him. 

Elijah & The Hardyz vs Order 4

The Hardyz come out with some guitar guy, Justin Lyonz or something…BDE and another streamer buddy? Definitely already feels overbooked just on the intro.

Order 4 tries to start fast but things back fire quickly and…this is starting off like an old episode of like WCW Thunder. Just messy overbooked intros, hot start into a commercial. 13 minutes in and it’s not a good start. Coming back from the commercial, Ali had the advantage but then Jeff Hardy is turning it around, all the apron dwellers are down. Ali tries the Rolling Neckbreaker, Jeff catches him with a Twist of Fate. Tasha tries to get in the way, Ali gets shoved into her, Matt hits the Twist of Tasha draped over Ali…shmoz spot. The Great Hands actually turn things around after the pinfall break, but Elijah stops them with some Mule Kick action, into a Twist from Matt and Swanton from Jeff. I think we saw maybe 3 minutes of this and it was all just cliche chaos crap.

Loser Agent Zero attacks after the fact…even though Elijah laid him out last week and the luster is off of Zero. He’s a joke. The Righteous come out to make a…Save? Dutch hits Death Walks on Matt and Vincent pulls out…a pad lock or something and then chains Jeff to the post via his eat gauge. This is…an embarrassing mess of crap just happening.  If this is anyone’s first episode, I apologize for the Crash TV whiplash effect of this so far. 

20 minutes of worthless D List Star spotting that leads to a comedy spot with Ryan Nemeth (which is fine, I love Ryan) but then it goes into Santino finding a new General Manager type because he’s been compromised. And it’s…Sonya Deville with Daria Rae as her new gimmick name. She comes out as the heel “management” type who wants to get rid of Santino. And…she apparently signed Elayna Black. Yikes, back to back no one cares reveals. Sonya Deville and Cora Jade. Cora’s hot, but wrestling competence…ya that’s non-existent. 

I can almost tolerate Sonya since she’s supposed to come out and be a heel immediately, so the lack of current love, buzz and pop, is fine. But bringing Cora Jade along like she’s anything more than eye candy is…pathetic. It has been 30 minutes since the last actual wrestling match happened.

WHY DO WE GO INTO ANOTHER GOOFBALL TALK SEGMENT?!?!? The Elegance Brand, with Perez Hilton…has he even been relevant since like 2008? What is this? I get that it’s a dumb shtick before the match but STOP TALKING. This…Mr Elegance thing is complete garbage. 

TNA Knockouts Tag Titles: The IInspiration (c) vs The Elegance Brand

The IInspiration comes down to stop the awful segment and as soon as things start we cut to commercial again. WHY. M has control cause of course the heels are in control until Cassie gets the knees up and M crashes and burns on the Moonsault. Jessie hot tag, lays out both Elegance members. She dispatches of M, Armbar Suplex on Heather but the Concierge pulls out Jessie. Jessie blocks the numbers game but eats combination kicks from Heather. They go for their Bow and Arrow, Stomp combo but Cassie shoves off Heather, IInspiration double teams M, Mr Elegance hops on the apron and gets slapped.

This is a sloppy mess of over booked gimmicked garbage. Idolizer on Maggie but interference for days and Maggie gets the pin and the…I don’t care. Get rid of these titles. I love Maggie, but this is pathetic and the fact we need NXT tag teams to flesh out a contender bracket is sad. What the actual FUCK is this episode? This feels like a fever dream.

Jesus, okay the Visa issue is legit because I know there’s problems in e-sports and other professional mediums. But now Lei Ying Lee comes out because her title match becomes an Open Challenge because Dani can’t compete at Genesis. ZaRuca comes out, and I don’t care who challenge Lei, but I swear if TNA makes Lei drop the title to an NXT wrestler again. Sol actually says Zaria deserves the shot, which surprises Zaria…kind of a nice moment. But still…I swear, no more NXT wrestlers taking TNA gold. 

Christ on a crutch, another talking segment. The System has to say stuff because Dango is retiring on Saturday, but come the hell on. So far there have been 2 matches, we saw 3 minutes of the first one, some people missed the entire second match because AMC ran back to back commercial breaks. But even seeing it, there’s was about 4 minutes of interference in that match. 90 minutes so far, and there’s been 7 minutes of visible wrestling. They’ve done garbage shows like this before, but I was hoping they would know better than to give us some gum flapping imbecile show. But NOOO.

TNA World Championship: Frankie Kazarian (c) vs Mike Santana

Collar and Elbow tie up, Kaz tries the early Chicken Wing, but Santana fights it off and tries to catch him with a Spin the Block, but easily dodged and we reset. Santana hits the Shoulder Tackle and the crowd pops probably because it’s actually wrestling for what feels like the first time all night. Frankensteiner sends Frankie to the floor, Escalera Plancha from Santana keeps Kaz on the receiving end. Santana launches off the steps but misses and Kaz connects with a Belly to Belly.

Back from yet another terribly timed commercial, we see Kaz get shoved off the ropes, Santana tries the Rolling Buck Fifty, but Kaz connects with a Backstabber. He then decides to talk smack to Santana and big brother him. Santana absorbs Kaz’s shots, fires and then throws his own haymakers. Santana going a little Sting with a big Woo, catches Kaz’s foot and then Gamengiri. Kaz cuts him off, Santana cuts off Kaz, Rolling Buck Fifty out of the up and over, but only a 2 count.

Kaz claws the eyes, shoves Santana away, but Santana climbs the buckles again, Spanish Fly, no sell, into a struggle for signature moves when Santana snaps off a Code Red for another near fall. Santana takes too long to go for the Cannonball, knees up, Kaz hits the Angel’s Wings for two. Chicken Wing attempt two, but Santana rolls over into the pinfall, Kaz kicks out. A little cat and mouse on the Guillotine, but Slingshot Cutter into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop for two again!

Frankie tries to bring in the belt, it gets taken away, finisher counters, Fighting Spirit, Spin the Block misses, Kaz goes for a Shotgun Kick but ref bump. Santana hits the Spin the Block but the ref is dead. Kaz looks for the discarded belt, clocks Santana with it while the referee is still dead. Kaz aims for Fade to Black on the apron and connects! Throws Santana back into the ring, cover, Santana kicks out at two and fires! Kaz with the Canadian Destroyer but Santana no sells, Spin the Block! 1-2-2.999. Kaz kicked out of it. Kaz dodges the next STB, tries one of his own, but then Santana connects with another!

Overall Score: 2.5/10

This was an awful trainwreck of a fever dream. The Main Event was the only thing worth watching, and if you’re not a TNA fan, I wouldn’t expect people to have stuck around that long. The Main Event is 2 of the 2.5 points, the only other slightly decent part was utilizing Sonya Deville’s relative lack of interest and expected lack of pop, to just make her a heel out of the gates.

Everything else about this show was complete unadulterated dogshit. Mr Elegance talks like young Chris Jericho, Ryan Nemeth and Peter Brady did a failed fusion dance. The concept was cringe the execution is worse. The constant commercials at the start of matches and coming back for 2-3 minutes of trash is a 90s formula that doesn’t work nowadays. 80% of this show was useless talking, highlight segments of the history of TNA and running around to fix Genesis matches because all the UK wrestlers can’t make the show.

This was pathetic. If this was people’s first time watching TNA, it probably will be their last. This show made WCW Thunder look competent. I yearn for the days of Disco Inferno vs Lodi. Van Hammer vs Mike Awesome during his fat chick thriller era, would be better writing and television than whatever this was.

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