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Mitchell’s WWE Elimination Chamber Results & Report! (2/28/26)

IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!

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Will the winds of change blow through the Windy City?

CM Punk returns home to Chicago as he defends his WWE World Heavyweight Championship against Finn Balor! Will WrestleMania’s main event change?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Women’s Elimination Chamber: Tiffany Stratton VS Raquel Rodriguez VS Rhea Ripley VS Alexa Bliss VS Asuka VS Kiana James; Rhea wins and will challenge for the WWE Women’s Championship.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS AJ Lee; AJ wins and becomes the new WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion.
  • WWE World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk VS Finn Balor; Punk wins and retains the title.
  • Men’s Elimination Chamber: Cody Rhodes VS Logan Paul VS Randy Orton VS LA Knight VS Je’Von Evans VS Trick Williams; Orton wins and will challenge for the Undisputed WWE Championship.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Elimination Chamber Countdown Show!

Join Joe Tessitore, Wade Barrett & Big E to discuss, analyze and predict all the action in the Windy City!

 

Chicago’s own Hannah Heavin sings the Star-Spangled Banner.

 

CM Punk returns home to Chicago.

“People ask me, ‘Does pressure bother you?’ Pressure feels like this city I grew up in. Like the walls that shake when the trains go by. The wind that hits you head on. Growing up here, you learn how to stay calm when it’s loud. To think straight when everything’s closing in. That’s why the Chamber never rattled me. Whether it’s one-on-one on the outside, or a battle on the inside, when that door slams shut and the world goes quiet, everyone feels that weight. Getting through it isn’t a win, it’s the price for chasing what matters most. So all this pressure? It feels like home.” Chicago Made Punk, but will it break him? Welcome to Elimination Chamber!

 

Women’s Elimination Chamber: Tiffany Stratton VS Raquel Rodriguez VS Rhea Ripley VS Alexa Bliss VS Asuka VS Kiana James!

With Liv Morgan choosing Stephanie Vaquer, this match now sends the winner after Jade Cargill and her WWE Women’s Championship. Someone will be chasing The Storm into Las Vegas, but will we be back on Tiffy Time? Will Judgment Day look to reign over all of WWE? Will Mami be on top? Will Lil’ Miss Bliss get twisted? Is no one ready for Asuka? Or is everyone overlooking Miss Management?

After warning everyone just last night on SmackDown, Jade Cargill is here watching this match from up in her own private skybox. Alexa Bliss makes her entrance first, followed by Asuka, Raquel, and Rhea. That leaves Kiana and Tiff to start the match. The bell rings and the fans fire up already. There’s five minutes on the clock before someone else gets to join in, so Kiana and Tiff tie up. They go around along the ropes, then Kiana powers Tiff to the other side. Tiff powers Kiana back, wrenches, but Kiana gets free. The fans rally as the two reset. They tie up, Kiana waistlocks, but Tiff switches to headlock.

Kiana powers up and out but Tiff hits a tornado takeover! Tiff grinds Kiana down for a cover, TWO! Kiana fights up to her feet, powers up and out of teh hold, but Tiff handsprings over the dropdown. Tiff asks what time is it, and the fans cheer, ‘TIFFY TIME!” Kiana ignores that to call for a Test of Strength. Tiff obliges, but Kiana keeps changing hands. Kiana then kicks low! The fans boo but Kiana bumps Tiff off buckles. Kiana RAMS Tiff, handsprings back, then RAMS Tiff again! Kiana brings Tiff around to run and BOOT her down! Cover, ONE! Tiff is tougher than that but Kiana whips her to ropes.

Tiff grabs ropes, then drop toeholds Kiana onto them! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Tiff keeps moving, TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Kiana is tougher than that, and she avoids the standing moonsault! Kiana STANDING MOONSAULTS in return! Cover, TWO! Kiana is frustrated but she kicks Tiff low. Kiana bumps Tiff off buckles, then runs her corner to corner. Kiana CLUBS Tiff, kicks her low, then she TOSSES Tiff to the outside. Kiana goes for the chains but Tiff ELBOWS back! Kiana kicks low again, then reels Tiff in. Tiff fights the suplex! The fans rally as the two fight for control, and Tiff snapmares Kiana to the grate! Kiana writhes while Tiff stands up.

Tiff lines up a shot, handsprings in, but Kiana dodges! Tiff crashes into Raquel’s pod and Raquel laughs at her. The fans rally for Tiff as the countdown is here! All four women are ready, but the one released is… ASUKA! The Empress of Tomorrow is out but Kiana SPEARES her back inside! Kiana then fights off Tiff, TOSSES her, but Asuka ROUNDHOUSES Kiana! And she throws Kiana into Raquel’s pod! Asuka dribbles Kiana off the Plexiglas, then off the chains! Tiff storms up but Asuka sobats! And then she sends Tiff into Alexa’s pod! Asuka dribbles Tiff off Plexiglas, then BOOTS Kiana! BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO!

The fans fire up for Asuka as she sets both Tiff and Kiana against the chains and GRINDS them in! The fans rally while Kiana and Tiff suffer! Asuka stops to push both women in the ring, then she kicks at Alexa just because. Asuka goes up to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover on Kiana, TWO! Cover on Tiff, TWO! Asuka stays cool as she has both opponents at her mercy. Asuka KICKS Tiff, KICKS Kiana, and repeat! Then SUPERKICK for Kiana! But Tiff blocks a kick, ducks another, and ROCKS Asuka! Tiff SMACKS Kiana off buckles, then handsprings to BACK ELBOW Asuka! Tiff goes again, handspring and BACK ELBOW for Kiana!

Tiff keeps moving, but Asuka hits the POP-UP KNEE! Cover, TWO! Asuka rains down fists on Tiff but the countdown is back! The next one released is… ALEXA BLISS! The fans cheer and Alexa has her own sinister smile. She stares down Asuka, then RUNS her over! And SHOTGUNS Kiana! Alexa dodges Asuka to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Then she tilt-o-whirl DDTS Kiana! The fans fire up, but now Tiff is back. Alexa and Tiff smile as they stare down, then Alexa runs. Tiff catches the crossbody to fireman’s carry, ROLLING SENTON, and PRETTIEST- NO, Alexa trips her up! Then Alexa puts Tiff in the Tree of Woe!

Asuka runs up, HIP ATTACK on Tiff! Alexa dodges Asuka to DROPKICK Tiff outta the Tree! Asuka waistlocks but Alexa ELBOWS free! Alexa clinches Asuka, but Kiana runs up! Alexa dodges, the KNEE hits Asuka! Alexa rolls Kiana, TWO! TIFFY STOMPS on Alexa! But Kiana fires off on Tiff with knees! The fans cheer Kiana’s aggression while she paces. Kiana drags Tiff up to throw her into the chains! And then again! Kiana trips Tiff, then CATAPULTS her into the pod! Tiff flops down in the corner but Kiana has to catch her breath. The countdown is back, and next released is… RHEA RIPLEY!

The fans fire up as Mami DROPKICKS Kiana, then THROWS her to chains! HEADBUTT fort Alexa! Short arm LARIAT for Asuka! And another LARIAT! And the ripcord to HOOK KICK, and ATOMIC FACEBUSTER! HEADBUTT for Tiff! Rhea reels Tiff in, Canadian Racks, and RAZOR’S EDGE into Asuka! The fans fire up as Rhea wrecks everyone! Alexa is back up, though, and she runs to tilt-o-whirl, but Rhea blocks it! Rhea powers up to suplex, but Alexa slips free! Clinch and- NO, Rhea slips athrough to pump handle! RIP- NO, Alexa fights free! Rhea ROCKS Alexa and hurries out after her. Pump handle and RIP- NO! Alexa grabs the chains!

Alexa climbs up and over Rhea, kicks her away, but then Rhea has to BOOT Kiana! Kiana rebounds to TACKLE Rhea! Kiana avoids Asuka, Tiff SHOTGUNS Asuka, but Kiana DRAGS Tiff out to join them all! The brawling continues while Alexa climbs higher! Alexa’s on a pod, and she hits a SUPER TWISTED BLISS! Down goes everyone except Kiana! The fans are thunderous, “This is Awesome!” as Kiana CLUBS Alexa! Kiana dribbles Alexa off chains, then she TOSSES Alexa back in. SUPERKICK! Kiana talks trash, then runs, but Alexa catches her into the clinch! But Asuka uses BLUE MIST!! Kiana rolls Alexa, AND ELIMINATES HER!!

The fans can’t believe it, but the inaugural Women’s Elimination Chamber winner is the first one out! the FINAL COUNTDOWN~ is here! And naturally, RAQUEL is released! Big Mami Sexy catches Tiff to THROW her into chains! She BOOTS Kiana, she BOOTS Asuka, then swings on Kiana! Kiana ducks the first, but not the SOUTHPAW! Rhea runs up but Raquel kicks low and reels her in! Raquel lifts Rhea to OVERBOMB HOTSHOT! The fans are torn, but now the other three surround Raquel. She dares them to bring it, so they do! They mug Raquel 3v1, but she explodes free! Rhea SUPERKICKS Raquel outta the ring!

Rhea goes out after Raquel, but Raquel THROWS Rhea around! Asuka is back but Raquel THRWOS Her, too! And she THROWS Kiana! Raquel wrecks everyone, but Rhea ROCKS her back! Then knuckle lock and FLYING- NO!! Raquel stops the Rhea rana to bring her up, BOMB into the chains! Then BOMB into the ring! The fans fire up as Raquel scoops Tiff, and LAWN DARTS her into chains! Asuka RAMS Raquel into steel, fires off fast strikes, then KICKS away against the chains! But Raquel blocks one and picks Asuka up! FALL AWAY SLAM into the ring! But Kiana shoves Raquel into chains, then into a pod!

Kiana beats up on Raquel, Raquel hits back, and then Raquel scoops Kiana! RUNNING POWERSLAM through Plexiglas!! The fans are thunderous again, and Raquel TOSSES Kiana into the ring. Asuka runs up, but Raquel gets under! TEXANA BOMB into Kiana!! DOUBLE COVER, DOUBLE ELIMINATION!! La Ruda just cut the field in half! It’s Raquel, Rhea, or Tiff! The fans fire up as Raquel eggs everyone on! They all throw forearms, then Raquel BOOTS Rhea! Rhea ROUNDHOUSES Raquel! Tiff handsprings to DOUBLE STUNNER! Tiff fires up, fireman’s carries, but Raquel fights free!

Raquel scoops Tiff and SPINNING POWERSLAMS! Cover, TWO! Rhea grabs Raquel and drags her outside! Rhea THROWS Raquel into chains, but Raquel returns the favor! Raquel hauls Rhea up, and puts her legs through chains so she’s in a Tree of Woe! Raquel HEADBUTTS Rhea, but Tiff goes up like Spider-Gwen! FLYING RAN- NO!! Raquel stops another rana, and she brings Tiff up, only for Tiff to SPIKE-RANA Raquel in the ring! Tiff hurries, but she runs into a BOOT! Raquel drags Tiff up to THROW her into a corner, then she fires those back elbows! Raquel then scoops for the FALL AWAY SLAM! Tiff flounders away while fans rally up.

Raquel storms over, steps up the corner, and TWISTING VADER on Tiff! Raquel isn’t done, she hoists Tiff up for the TEXA- NO, Tiff pops free! But Raquel SPLASHES in the corner! Raquel hoists Tiff up the corner now, then climbs up to join her! But wait, now REHA is on a pod! SUPER CANNONBALL!! Down goes Raquel but Rhea writhes, too! Tiff adjusts for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER on Raquel! Tiff ELIMINATES Raquel!! The fans are torn, it is now either #TiffyTime or MamiMania! The fans rally as both women rise up, and even Jade is enjoying what she’s seeing.

Tiff and Rhea stare down, then they run up! Tiff dodges a boot to KNEE Rhea! Then Tiff fireman’s carries! But Rhea slips free! Rhea kicks low, KNEE SMASHES, then LARIATS Tiff down! Rhea snarls, hauls Tiff up, and Canadian Rack for the RAZOR’S- NO! Tiff pops free, cartwheels, and Alabama Lifts! ALABAMA SLAM! High stack, TWO! Rhea survives and Tiff is stunned, but the fans continue to rally up. Tiff drags Rhea to a drop zone and goes back up! Tiff aims, SWANTON BOMB, but Rhea moves! Rhea hurries to Electric Chair Lift! ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives and now Rhea grows frustrated!

The fans rally as hard as they can, and Rhea pump handles Tiff! RIP- NO, Tiff slips free! Rhea runs back in, but Tiff POSTS her! Tiff goes up, up, and SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Rhea survives and the fans fire up! Tiff has a bloody nose but she’s not letting that slow her down! Fireman’s carry and ROLLING SENTON! Tiff goes up, up, and PRETTIEST- NO, Rhea SHOVES Tiff into a pod! Then Rhea drags Tiff in, pump handles, and RIPTIDE!!! Cover, RHEA WINS!!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall (advances to WrestleMania)

Mami loses the tag titles, but now she’s going for a world title! Jade applauds, Rhea points to the WrestleMania sign, and we even get pyro for this moment! But while Jade holds up the title now, will Mami be back on top? Or will she fail to weather The Storm in Las Vegas?

 

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS AJ Lee!

The Man claims the Black Widow has been ruining everything ever since she came back to help her husband, CM Punk. But history shows that there would be no Becky Lynch breaking the glass ceiling without AJ Lee changing the game first. Will the former Diva’s Champion show everyone, especially Becky, that she’s still got it? Or will The Man find a way to hold AJ down?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really ready for The Big Time!

The bell rings and the fans fire up for AJ already as she stares down with Becky. They circle, tie up, and Becky powers AJ to a corner. The ref counts, Becky backs off, and Becky talks trash while she swaggers around. The fans boo, but AJ and Becky reset. They feel things out, tie up, and Becky headlocks. Becky grinds AJ down but AJ powers up and out. Becky RUNS AJ over and the fans boo again. Becky flexes, then she mocks AJ’s way of sitting in the ropes. AJ shrugs that off as she resets with Becky again. They tie up, Becky waistlocks, headlocks, then slips around to waistlock again. Becky talks more trash as she has the headlock, but AJ fires body shots!

AJ powers up and out, drops down, but Becky rolls over. AJ comes back, trips Becky, and covers, ONE! Becky gets up, AJ slips around, crucifix to sunset flip, high stack! TWO! Becky wrenches an arm, steps over, but AJ trips her up! Becky scrambles away while the fans cheer. Becky frowns and seethes, especially as the fans are so strongly behind AJ. Becky runs up, AJ dodges, then AJ tilt-o-whirls, wrenches, and HOOK KICKS! AJ turns Becky over to then hammerlock the arm, for a BRIDGING WRISTLOCK! Becky endures, reaches out, but AJ moves around. Becky rolls, hammerlocks in return, but AJ endures.

AJ runs around and around to then FLING Becky out of the ring! Becky throws a little tantrum while AJ skips around. The fans cheer while Becky paces and seethes. The ring count climbs, but Becky tells Jessica Karr to back off! Becky storms in, then uses Karr as a shield so she can sucker punch AJ! The fans boo but Becky whips AJ to a corner. AJ goes up, but Becky catches her to an Electric Chair! But AJ makes it a MYSTERIO RANA, then a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! AJ puts Becky on ropes but Becky bucks the O’Conner, and she BOOTS AJ down! The fans boo as Becky HAMMERS away on AJ! Becky SMACKS AJ off the mat!

Becky talks trash to the fans, then she talks trash to AJ. Becky stomps AJ in the corner, but she stops as the ref counts. Karr and Becky argue the count, but then Becky mocks the fan favorite. The fans boo Becky harder but Becky soaks it up. Becky pulls AJ’s hair, THROWS her down, then covers, TWO! Becky is annoyed and mutters to herself while AJ crawls away to ropes. Becky talks trash, then CHOKES AJ on the ropes! The ref counts, Becky stops at 4, and Becky stomps away on AJ! The fans boo, the ref counts, and Becky backs off. Becky drags AJ up, bumps her off buckles, then takes her time going corner to corner.

Becky runs back in and she FOREARMS AJ, then JUMP KICKS! AJ flounders but Becky clinches, BECKSPLODER! Cover, TWO! AJ survives and the fans rally up but Becky just shakes her head. Becky pushes AJ around, pie faces her, but the fans rally up even harder. Becky sits AJ up, but AJ UPPERCUTS! Becky DECKS AJ for it! The fans boo, but AJ fires back! Becky fires back, and repeat! The fans cheer AJ and boo Becky as the shots go back and forth! AJ gets the edge and the fans fire up! AJ windmills shots, but Becky kicks low! Becky kicks, UPPERCUTS, then SOBATS! Becky runs, but AJ follows to then BULLDOG!

The fans fire up while both women are down! AJ goes to ropes while Becky staggers around, and AJ LARIATS first! Then she ELBOWS Becky down! AJ runs at the corner but Becky dodges the splash! AJ blocks the jump kick, BOOTS in return, then goes up to TORNADO DDT! Becky flounders but AJ SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! Becky survives but the fans rally harder for AJ! “You Still Got It!” AJ drags Becky up, cravats, but Becky powers out! AJ comes back, Becky clinches! MANHAN- NO, Victory roll! TWO and Becky has it, TWO! Both women stand, and AJ tilt-o-whirls, but Becky turns it into an ELBOW DROP DDT! Cover, TWO!

Becky is furious as she dribbles AJ off the mat! The fans boo but Becky has the ref check AJ. But that’s all so Becky can untie a buckle pad! The fans boo again but Becky whips AJ in! AJ stops herself, ELBOWS Becky away, then runs up. AJ blocks a kick to KNEE Becky, then she runs to slide and trip Becky up! Becky flounders while AJ climbs the corner! AJ reaches the top, but Becky trips her up! Becky climbs up to throw hands on AJ, then brings her to the very top! SUPERPLEX! Roll through and ARMBAR! The fans rally as AJ endures! AJ fights to clasp her hands, then high stack Becky! TWO, and AJ ROUNDHOUSES Becky!

The fans fire up as both women are down again! AJ crawls to a cover, TWO! Only now does the ref notice the exposed buckle! She works to put it back on, but Becky SHOVES AJ into her! Becky rolls AJ, TWO!! Becky winds up, AJ ducks, the ROUNDHOSUE hits Karr!! The fans fire up as AJ wraps Becky in the BLACK WIDOW!! BECKY TAPS, BUT THE REF CAN’T CALL IT!! Becky HAMMERS away on AJ’s back to finally get free! The fans boo but Becky’s tricks paid off! And she CLOBBERS AJ onto Karr! Becky drags AJ up, THROWS her to ropes, and the fans call BS! Becky stomps AJ out of the ring while they chant, “You Tapped Out!”

Becky THROWS AJ into barriers, and THROWS her into them again! The fans boo but Becky grins as she brings AJ over. Becky makes AJ look at the belt, then THROWS her into more barriers! Becky then goes looking under the ring! She brings out a chair, puts that in the ring, then brings AJ up. But AJ fights back with forearms! The fans rally as AJ THROWS Becky into barriers! And into more barriers! The fans fire up as AJ SMACKS Becky off the apron, then THROWS her into more barriers! Becky staggers around but AJ keeps after her, pushing her into the ring. AJ then lines up a shot, ELBOWS Becky away, then goes up top!

AJ reels Becky in, TORNADO- NO, Becky SLAMS AJ on the chair! Then DDTS her on the chair! Becky gets away with it all, and she shouts at the ref to get up! Becky drags AJ up, clinches, and MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, Karr counts, TWO?!?! AJ survives and the fans are loving it! Becky is beside herself! Becky snarls, she drags AJ up, and goes for the bare steel! But Karr won’t let her! The fans cheer as Karr stands up to Becky, and then AJ rolls Becky up! TWO!! Becky is up again, clinches, MAN- NO, AJ arm-drags free! Becky DECKS AJ in return! Both women stand, Becky runs up, but AJ sends her into bare steel!!

Then the BLACK WIDOW STRETCH!! BECKY TAPS, THE REF CALLS IT! AJ WINS!!!

Winner: AJ Lee, by submission (NEW WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

Chicago loves it! AJ’s first championship in 11 YEARS, and it was by serving justice to Big Time Becks! What is Becky going to do now that she has to eat her words? Will AJ take this win and make it back to WrestleMania?

 

The crate has arrived.

Nick Aldis and Adam Pearce shake hands as they say hello, and then R-Truth joins them. Aldis says Truth said he’s got info on what’s in the box. That he does! Truth smelled it, and it smelled good! What? Inside this pizza box is Papa John’s Pan Pizza! A golden brown crispy crust, and soft and chewy center! Truth takes a bite out of a slice, and says he’ll handle this box from here. Well, aside from an appetite for pizza, will we learn what’s inside THE box before the night is over?

 

WWE World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk VS Finn Balor!

Speaking of WrestleMania, the Second City Saint has said himself that others think this is “jeopardizing” the dream match main event of CM Punk VS Roman Reigns. However, Punk says he would jeopardize his legacy as a fighting champion if he didn’t give the people, HIS people, a title fight! Punk won against The Prince in Belfast, but will he do it again now that he has homefield advantage? Or will nothing stop Finn Balor from changing the narrative in WWE?

The introductions are made, with Punk getting Chicago Bulls’ announcer, Ray Clay, to do his! The belt is raised, and it is time to see who is truly the Best in the World!

The bell rings and naturally, the fans are all cheering Punk. Punk and Finn circle, feel things out, and tie up. Punk wrenches and wristlocks, but Finn moves around to roll, wrench, and wristlock back. Punk wrenches through to wristlock then hammerlock, but Finn reaches back. Punk shrugs the headlock but Finn switches the hammerlock. The fans rally as Punk switches back, then full nelsons. Finn breaks that, then wrenches to full nelson in return. The fans rally again as Punk breaks free, drops down, and victory rolls, TWO! Finn storms up but into a headlock. Finn endures the grind, and he powers up and out, to then ELBOW Punk down! Cover, ONE!

Finn stays on Punk, he hits a headlock takeover, and he has the cover, ONE! Punk tries a chinbar but Finn grinds the headlock. Another cover, ONE! Punk fights up but Finn just throws him back down. A third cover, ONE! Punk still fights, he rolls Finn to a cover, ONE! Finn grinds the hold again but the fans continue to rally. Punk rises up, powers up and out, then drops down to CALF KICK! Finn sputters but Punk is on him. Punk scoops to BACKBREAKER! The fans cheer while Punk stands Finn up, snapmares, then CHOPS him on the back! Punk KICKS Finn down, then runs to KNEE DROP! Cover, ONE!

Finn toughs it out but Punk stays close. Punk ROCKS Finn in the back, then shoves and ROCKS him again! Punk wrenches and wristlocks, then he reels Finn in for the suplex. Finn slips free, BODY BLOWS, then ROCKS Punk. Punk ROCKS and CHOPS Finn, and the two throw hands! The fans cheer, Punk KNEES low, then he whips Finn into a corner. Punk CHOPS Finn again and the fans “WOO~!” Finn goes to another corner, but he turns things around to CHOP Punk! Punk turns things around to CHOP again! Punk then kicks low, ELBOWS Finn in the head, then climbs up the corner. The fans cheer as Punk rains down fists!

The fans count along, but Finn slips out at 6 to YANK Punk down! Finn whips, then KITCHEN SINK KNEES! Punk sputters while the fans boo, but Finn just paces around Punk. Finn stomps Punk to the ropes, then jump stomps away! Finn drags Punk onto the ropes to CHOKE him, but the ref counts. Finn traps Punk’s arms in the ropes so he can fire BODY BLOW after BODY BLOW! The ref counts again, but Finn stops to run and BOOT Punk in the side! Punk slumps down in a corner but Finn throws up the Too Sweet. The fans boo, but Finn drags Punk up for another BODY BLOW! Finn RAMS into Punk again and again, then CHOPS!

Finn stalks Punk, brings him around, and whips corner to corner. Finn runs in and CHOPS Punk down! The fans are torn but Finn shakes his head. Finn drags Punk up, fires more body shots, then whips corner to corner. Punk reverses to SHINING WIZARD! And then BULL- NO, Finn slips free, BODY BLOWS, and he reels Punk into a COBRA TWIST! The fans rally as Punk endures! Finn digs his elbow and forearm into Punk’s ribs, but Punk still endures! The fans rally harder as Punk fights the hold. Punk pops free to HIP TOSS Finn down! And then a trip to a step-through! Finn BOOTS free, then DOUBLE LARIATS collide!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Finn rises first, he ROCKS Punk, then ROCKS him again! And again! But Punk Mongolian Chops! Finn fires a haymaker, Punk fires back, and repeat! Punk gets the edge, but Finn kicks low! Finn swings but Punk counter punches! And counter punches again! Finn staggers, Punk fires more shots, then whips. Punk ELBOWS Finn down, LARIATS him, then SHINING WIZARDS in the corner! BULLDOG! The fans fire up with Punk as he stands back up. Punk fireman’s carries, but Finn slips free! Finn shoves Punk, runs up, but Punk DUMPS Finn out! Punk then DIVES and Finn hits desk!

The fans fire up as Punk drags Finn up and into the ring. Punk climbs up the corner, aims as Finn stands, and FLYING LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Finn survives but Punk says night-night! The fans fire up as Punk fireman’s carries, but Finn slips free! EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Punk survives but Finn stalks him to a corner. Finn stomps away, climbs up, and he slips a bit but Finn turns that into a stomp! Finn whips, Punk reverses, but Finn goes up! Only for Punk to catch him going over! Fireman’s carry and GO TO- NO! CRADLE! TWO! Punk escapes, then wrenches Finn, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Finn survives and Punk grits his teeth. The fans rally while Finn goes to a corner, but Punk drags him up. Punk trips Finn to step through, but Finn UP KICKS free! Finn and Punk back away to corners, then Finn storms up on Punk. Finn brings Punk around, but Punk fights the suplex! Punk ROCKS Finn, puts him up top, then Mongolian Chops! Then backhand CHOPS! Punk goes up to join Finn, and the fans fire up. Finn fights the suplex with body shots, then CLUBS away on Punk! Finn DECKS Punk, then takes aim! COUP DE GRACE misses as Punk moves! Punk runs in, SHINING WIZARD, short arm LARIAT!

Finn is down, Punk hurries up a corner, and Punk says hail to the king! MACHO ELBOW! But Punk can’t make the cover! All that damage Finn’s down to the ribs is piling up! Punk crawls to cover, TWO! Finn has the ghost pin! TWO!! SLINGBLADE! The fans boo as Finn goes to a corner! Finn aims as Punk slowly drags himself up. Finn runs in, but into a LARIAT! Punk drags Finn around, steps through, but Finn again fights the leglock! Punk drops down to go for the arms! ANACONDA VICE!! Finn endures while the fans rally behind Punk! Finn reaches out, he pushes Punk, then rolls through to LA MAGISTROL! TWO!!

Finn rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! The fans boo but Finn just rains down more HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Finn then drags Punk up for the 1916! Finn hurries back up the corner, and COUP DE GRACE!! Finn hurries to cover, TWO!! Punk survives and Finn is furious! The fans continue to cheer Punk on while Finn throws off his elbow pads. Finn thinks on what he must do, and he shakes his head. Finn vowed to do this on his own, so he isn’t going to call for help. Finn dragon sleepers Punk, but Punk spins that around! Inverted suplex into the fireman’s carry! GO TO SLEEP!! But Finn FLOPS outta the ring!!

The fans can’t believe it, and Punk is beside himself! The ring count starts, and Punk considers his options. He could let Finn lose this way, but decides against it. Punk goes outside, then runs up on Finn, only for Finn to SLINGBLADE to the floor! Finn snarls as he goes to the far end. Finn aims now, runs back in, and SHOTGUNS Punk through barriers! The fans are going nuts as Finn is feeling it, just like SummerSlam 2016! Finn gets Punk in the ring, then hurries after, but Punk fireman’s carries! Finn slips free, and SLINGBLADES! Then he reloads, for the SHOTGUN! Punk is down, Finn climbs up, and fans are freaking out!

Finn aims again, COUP DE GRACE but Punk catches him! SHARPSHOOTER!! The fans go nuts again as Finn flails! Punk sits as deep as he can on the hold but Finn reaches for ropes! Finn claws at the mat, powers his way forward, and has the ROPEBREAK! Punk lets go in frustration, then drags Finn back to center. Punk steps through again, but Finn kicks and kicks and kicks! Punk stomps Finn down in return! “This is Awesome!” as Punk then STOMPS Finn down! Punk kicks at Finn but Finn just glares at him defiantly! Punk YANKS Finn up, clinches, and fireman’s carries! GO TO SLEEP!! Punk covers, PUNK WINS!

Winner: CM Punk, by pinfall (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)

The Prince fought as hard as he ever has, but he still couldn’t win the crown. Punk keeps the WrestleMania card as planned, but Finn gets in his face. Punk showed Finn respect in Ireland, so Finn shows Punk respect in Chicago. Punk accepts the handshake and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. Finn may have failed here, but will there come a day when he fights for this title again?

As for Punk, AJ joins him in the ring so that the Best Power Couple in the World can celebrate together! Will they paint the town red now that they both have gold?

 

The General Managers open the crate!

Using crowbars and all their might, they pop it open! And there’s… a coffin inside? Okay, they’re gonna hold back on this… Because the coffin opens on its own! And from inside the coffin emerges… D A N H A U S E N! Chicago is torn as The Overlord has his very nice, very evil vampire dancers with him as he goes to the ring! And don’t forget his jaw of human teeth! He leaves that with Michael Cole before he steps into the ring with his dancers. Then one poof of pyro and the lights go out. Danhausen is in the WWE, does that mean we’re all CURSED?

 

Men’s Elimination Chamber: Cody Rhodes VS Logan Paul VS Randy Orton VS LA Knight VS Je’Von Evans VS Trick Williams!

Roman Reigns gets CM Punk at WrestleMania, so this match is all about challenging Drew McIntyre. And if you asked the American Nightmare, he wouldn’t have it any other way! Will Cody get his hands on the Scottish Terminator that’s been more like a giant chicken? Will the last-minute addition of The Maverick shake things up? Will the Viper strike and go for number 15? Will The Megastar get his Mania moment? Or will one of the NXT call-ups go straight from first-time Chamber main event, to first-time WrestleMania main event?

Trick Williams makes his entrance first, with a rotating platform that lights up. He’s followed by LA Knight, Logan Paul, and Randy Orton. That leaves the very fired up Young OG to start against #QB1. Evans is climbing the outside, then even the inside, all as he makes his way inside the Chamber. Fans then sing along with Kingdom and join in on “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, then steps into the Chamber. The bell rings and there’s five minutes on the clock. The fans rally as Cody and Evans circle, then feel things out. They tie up, Cody powers Evans to a corner, but Evans powers his way out. Cody headlocks but Evans powers out.

Cody slips under Evans, kicks low, then RHODES UPPERCUTS! Cody wrenches Evans, reels him in, and suplexes, to then hold Evans up! The fans cheer as Cody holds until TEN for the GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Cody stays on Evans and clamps onto an arm. Cody wrenches but Evans rolls Cody up, ONE! Cody KNEES low, then CLUBS Evans. Evans goes to a corner but Cody stalks him. Cody whips, Evans slides to a stop, then he goes up and over Cody! Then up and over again! Evans keeps moving and he RANAS Cody! Cody stagger sup, into the BOUNCY~ RANA! Cody tumbles again, and Evans dodges, to JUMP KNEE! Cover, TWO!

Evans goes out after Cody, but Cody sends him into chains! Evans falls in a heap, clutching his arm, and the fans cuss out Logan. Logan says he hasn’t even done anything! Cody SMACKS Evans off Logan’s pod, then TOSSES him into the ring. Cody stomps Evans around, then jump stomps him down. Cody whips and LARIATS Evans, then covers, TWO! Evans is tougher than that but Cody drags Evans up. Cody suplexes but Evans blocks! The fans rally, Cody fires body shots, and Cody suplexes, but Evans knees free! Cody wobbles, Evans reels him in, and Evans suplexes! Evans kips up while the fans cheer, but the countdown is here!

Cody fires hands on Evans, but we get… TRICK WILLIAMS! The fans cheer as Trick dodges Cody to then FLAPJACK him on the floor! Trick stares down old rival, Je’Von Evans. Trick storms into the ring, the two circle, and Evans avoids the leg lariat! Evans wrenches, whips, but Trick blocks! Trick whips Evans, Evans jumps around and rolls Trick up, TWO! Things keep moving, Trick whips Evans, but Evans handsprings for the RED DOT GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up as Evans goes up, up, and O G- NO! Trick stops the cutter to send Evans to ropes! Evans BLASTS Cody, but Trick SMACKS Evans down!

Trick is fired up, he talks trash on Evans, but Cody hits a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, ONE! Cody goes after Evans to ROCK him with right hands! Cody CLUBS Evans, but Trick hits the HEEL KICK! Trick then cartwheels to ripcord Cody up into the clinch! Evans goes up, but he leaps into Trick’s arm! DOUBLE BOOKENDS! Cover on Cody, TWO! Cover on Evans, TWO! Trick stays on Evans and TOSSES him to the outside! Evans writhes but Trick storms out after him. Trick drags Evans up, CHOPS him against chains, and he tells Evans to mind his business while grown folks is talking! Cody CHOPS Evans, so Trick CHOPS Cody!

Cody CHOPS Trick, CHOPS again and again, then SMACKS him off chains! Evans SUPERKICKS Cody! Evans CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS away on Trick! The fans fire up with Evans, but the countdown is back! Evans hurries after Cody, but now we add… LOGAN PAUL! The fans boo but things are about to get ImPAULsive! Until all three men mug Logan! The fans fire up as they beat him down, and Logan scurries to the outside. Cody goes after Logan, Trick joins in, and they THROW Logan back into his own pod, and out the other side! The fans cheer while Logan writhes. Austin Theory coaches his guy through the chains, and Evans FLIES onto Trick & Cody!

The fans rally up again and Evans steadies himself. Evans puts Trick in the ring, goes up a corner, and he hits the LION’S BARRAGE! Cover, TWO! Cody returns, he brings Trick up, and he TOSSES Trick out. Cody then ROCKS Evans, bumps him off buckles, and puts him in the corner for body shots! Cody looks to the WrestleMania sign, then he CLUBS Evans. Evans staggers around, but he BODY SHOTS in return! And ROCKS Cody! Cody ROCKS Evans! Cody whips Evans but Evans reverses, only for Cody to stop himself. Cody DUMPS Evans out hard, but Logan slingshots for the BUCKSHOT! The fans boo, he ain’t no cowboy!

Logan SPITS at Cody, then he HAMMERS away on Evans! Logan goes around the way to taunt Knight, then he stomps away on Trick! Theory & Heyman like what they see, and Logan goes back to Cody. But Cody JABS, JABS, JABS, then flip, flop, and fly! But Logan throat chops! The fans boo Logan, but the countdown is back! Logan waits on the clock, and we add… L A KNIGHT! “YEAH!” Knight stares down Logan, and he fires hands on his old enemy! Knight fires off haymakers, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” And stomps! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight LARIATS Cody for good measure before he KNEES Logan in the corner!

Trick runs up, but he’s sent into Logan! JUMP NECKBREAKER! Knight stomps Logan to the outside, then sends him into chains! “YEAH!” And then into the pod! “YEAH!” And then another pod! “YEAH!” Logan flops down while the fans cheer Knight. But then Logan YANKS Knight into the pod! And THROWS him into chains! Logan climbs the chains, goes onto the pod, but Evans sneaks up to join him! Logan CLUBS Evans, Evans hits back, and now Knight joins them!? The fans fire up as Knight & Evans dribble Logan off Plexiglas! Then they agree, they ROCKET LAUNCH Logan onto Cody and Trick!

The fans cheer as Knight and Evans stand tall, but then Evans SUPERKICKS Knight! Both men are on the edge, but Knight kicks back! B F T on the pod! A bit double-edged for Knight, and all five men are down somewhere in the Chamber! And the FINAL COUNTDOWN~ is here! The fans already know that last but certainly not least, we add RANDY ORTON! The Apex Predator goes right up and LARIATS Trick! And LARIATS again! Then he LARIATS Logan! And he dodges Trick to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Orton, and he SNAP POWERSLAMS Logan! Orton then runs up to LARIAT Trick up and out!

Logan returns but Orton TOSSES him out into Trick! Orton then has Logan through the ropes! And he adds Trick! The fans cheer as Orton gives them DOUBLE DRAPING DDTS! The fans fire up as Orton hears those voices! Orton watches all his potential targets, but Knight sneaks up on him! R K- NO! Knight kicks low and DDTS! Now Orton is down, and wait, Evans is still on top of the pod! The Young OG sees everyone else down below, and he stands back up. Trick is in a drop zone! Evans fires up for a SUPER DUPER FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! Direct hit, but then Logan gets Evans with a PAULVERIZER!! Cover, LOGAN ELIMINATES EVANS!

The fans boo but Logan grins as he ruins the fun again. But then Cody fires off on Logan! Cody wrenches but Logan fights the armlock. Cody fires forearms, whips again, but Logan reverses! Cody KICKS, then springboards, but Knight catches him to a torture rack! BURNING HAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Cody survives, if only by so much! Orton UPPERCUTS Knight, Knight kicks Orton, but Orton body blows! Orton bumps Knight off buckles, then he rains down fists! The fans count along, and Orton goes to nine, using an UPPERCUT for TEN! Orton then whips Knight into the corner, runs up, but into a BOOT!

Orton wobbles, falls, and Knight goes up! He spells it out, “L A KNIGHT, YEAH!” BOX JUMP- NO, Knight slips on the ropes! Knight still hits a normal ELBOW DROP, but then Trick rolls him up! TWO, and Trick clinches! BOOK- NO, Knight arm-drags free! Clinch and B F T!! But Trick flounders away! Logan is up, and he LOW BLOWS Knight! No disqualifications but still BS! Logan rolls Knight up with tights! Logan ELIMINATES Knight!! The fans boo as The Maverick has checked off two fan favorites! Logan then goes for Cody on the outside, and he CHOKES Cody on the ropes! Cody can only suffer, but then Logan ROCKS Cody!

Logan THROWS Cody into chains, then he storms over to go after Orton! Knight KNEES Orton against the chains, but Orton pokes Logan in the eyes! Orton storms up on Logan, but Logan BOOTS him into chains! Orton snarls, but then Logan JABS away on Trick! But Trick ducks the One Lucky Right to BACKHAND and LEG LARIAT! Trick then brings the kneepads down! TRICK- NO, Logan dodges the shot to PAULVER- NO, Trick slips free, but Cody has him for a CROSS RHODES! Logan POSTS Cody to then snipe the cover, LOGAN ELIMINATES TRICK!! Logan grins another obnoxious grin, but he’s clearing house all the same!

Logan soaks up heat, but wait! THE MASKED MAN! Is it that guy from last night? Security drags whoever this is away, perhaps saving Logan from the grudge! Adam Pearce unmasks this guy, but who is that? It’s not the same one from Louisville, so what does this even mean? The refs help Trick out of the ring while Logan soaks up heat. But now ANOTHER masked man gets inside the Chamber! The fans go nuts and Logan is shocked! Logan is ready to square up, but this guy SUPERKICKS him! And CURB STOMPS him! The signs keep pointing towards Seth Rollins, and Cody covers Logan to ELIMINATE him!!

This masked man reveals himself, and YES! IT’S SETH ROLLINS!! Heyman has seen a ghost, because now all his sins are coming back to haunt him!! The fans sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as The Visionary leaves his former faction behind. But this all means we have only Cody and Orton left. The fans fire up as both men stand, but DREW MCINTYRE CLOBBERS CODY!! The door wasn’t closed and this snake slithered in! CLAY- NO, Cody dodges the Claymore to fire hands! the fans fir eup as Cody fires off, but Drew hits a GLASGOW KISS! Drew HAMMERS away on Cody, but Orton goes after Drew! R K O!!! Then a CROSS RHODES!!

Drew is now out of the equation, and R K O!!! Cover, ORTON WINS?!?

Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to WrestleMania)

The Viper told his former friend that if it came down to this, there would be no hesitation. And now Cody knows, Orton was a man of his word! The Visionary and the Scottish Terminator were wild cards that changed the odds, and now WrestleMania sees Orton get his chance at number 15! Will the Legend Killer continue to chase his true rival in John Cena? Or will Drew find a way to stack the deck in his favor?


My Thoughts:

A great Elimination Chamber, though they really milked entrances for the Chamber matches to help reach three hours, especially with the men’s. And in both Chamber matches, they went with winners I did NOT see coming. The Women’s Chamber felt like Tiffany’s to win to set up a rematch with Jade Cargill, but perhaps with how Tiff and Chelsea have been feuding throughout all this Chamber build, Tiff VS Chelsea is the real WrestleMania story. Jade VS Rhea is great just on star power, but also on how Jade makes Rhea the physical underdog since Jade is taller and more muscular. Now, the question would be, is Rhea moving to SmackDown full time as part of this? That could be an interesting story beat with Iyo having to be happy for Rhea but unsure what her own future will be.

The Men’s Chamber was a great main event, and a wild one at that. Logan eliminating three names in a row was a bit booty, but at least he gets his comeuppance via Seth Rollins’ appearance. They had one more decoy “masked man” to then set things up for Rollins, and him sticking it to Logan and scaring the life out of Heyman was all great. Whether or not Theory is still Rollins’ mole, Rollins might need an ally trying to take The Vision on, even with it just being Logan and Theory. Maybe we still get Grayson Waller joining this story after he was the body double for Rollins week in and week out, which works logically because Waller is still upset with Theory up and ditching him. Then either Rollins’ new Vision wins straight up, or Theory turns on Logan to join Rollins after all.

R-Truth and the General Managers had a fun promo with the crate to plug Papa John’s, and the crate reveal… Well, I don’t think Chicago expected Danhausen, and I’m not sure they wanted Danhausen. Perhaps foolishly, fans either wanted Chris Jericho or Seth Rollins or some other return, but those were not realistic expectations. Jericho is still All Elite after some “missed time” extension, and Rollins did the main event bit. I personally love that it’s Danhausen, that gag is exactly the kind of thing he’d do. Though, I will say he should’ve done more. Danhausen should have at least talked so that fans who don’t understand could understand, and perhaps they’d be more accepting.

And naturally, the title matches went Chicago’s way. Great match from Becky Lynch VS AJ Lee with Jessica Karr also getting in on the act, and AJ winning the title wasn’t just for the pop from the audience but also because it was the fitting story. AJ humbles Becky, if just for tonight, and we can build towards an even bigger match at WrestleMania. But I wonder if they’ll give Jessica Karr a chance to wrestle Becky. Karr was on Evolve for like two or three episodes, but I’m pretty sure she’s still been training behind the scenes, and it’d fit story of Becky blames Karr for everything. Plus, WrestleMania is two nights, let Becky get cocky with a win on Night One to then lose to AJ again on Night Two.

Then CM Punk VS Finn Balor was a great match, and just a straight up match at that. Finn even had that moment where he chose not to call Judgment Day to the ring, so there are no excuses as to what happened. Plus, he showed respect to Punk for real tonight, I think this smooths things over for them for now. Punk VS Roman is going to finally kick into gear as we’re 49 days away from Mania, and Finn can focus on the Judgment Day dysfunction to possibly get an Intercontinental Championship match with Dominik Mysterio.

My Score: 9/10

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When DarkState strikes…

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Ain’t Nobody Safe!

After costing Dion Lennox, Saquon Shugars looks to redeem himself by taking the NXT North American Championship from Myles Borne!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shiloh Hill VS Ricky Saints; wins.
  • EK Prosper & Dorian Van Dux VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright; win(s).
  • Lizzy Rain VS ???
  • NXT North American Championship: Myles Borne VS Saquon Shugars w/ DarkState; wins and

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Jacob Fatu stated point blank, he’s coming for that WWE World Heavyweight Championship! How will Roman Reigns respond?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • PENTA VS Rusev; Penta wins.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky; Becky wins and retains the title.
  • El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio; Rey wins.
  • Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi; Oba wins.
  • Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan; Raquel & Roxie win.

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The OG Bloodline sits down to talk.

The Tribal Chief tells The Usos that he appreciates them coming, being here with him. They know exactly where Roman Reigns comes from, and they know exactly why he stands here today. Roman knows the past is the past, that’s where they’re gonna leave it because they’re blood, and The Usos are the only ones Roman can trust. He needs their thoughts. he doesn’t understand where Jacob is coming from. Roman said it to the whole roster, the family included, that they had two years to take advantage of Roman taking a backseat. And what’d Jacob do? He pushed, procrastinated, then Roman climbed the mountain and beat CM Punk.

Now, Jacob wants to take that from Roman? Help him understand! #BigJim tells #BigUce that he does not disagree. But he also agrees with Jacob. Jacob wants to upgrade his household. Jimmy gets that, they all get that, but it shouldn’t come at the expense of Roman Reigns. Jacob is a different breed. Jey says he’s DANGEROUS! On SmackDown, we all saw Jacob drop MFT one by one by one! Unpredictable, Uce! Unhinged! They left him “out there” for a reason! If Jacob beats Roman, Jacob takes it all! Ula Fala, the family name, Jacob becomes the shot caller! Jimmy debates that but Jey says Jimmy saw it! This is it, Uce!

It can’t be all about respect here. There has to be consequences! Roman’s the Tribal Chief! Roman ponders on the concept of consequences. Jey is right, they’re not doing charity. Roman thanks The Usos for this. He will make it his own, then he will address this later tonight. He appreciates The Usos. They say it is all love and respect, too. Family first, Uce. They all put hands in, for they are the “first family.” Is the Tribal Chief giving Jacob his match at Backlash? We simply have to wait and see.

 

Seth Rollins is here!

Laredo, Texas cheers as The Architect makes his way to the ring in all black like Neo from the Matrix! The fans sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as Rollins goes right to the ring. Rollins grabs a mic, revels in the singing, then says, “Laredo, Texas! Welcome to Monday Night Rollins~! I am the Visionary, I am the Revolutionary, I AM Seth! Freakin! Rollins!” The fans cheer for that! Rollins continues by saying he has a lot of ground to cover so let’s get to it.

There is a reason he lost to Gunther at WrestleMania, and it is NOT because Gunther was better that night. There is a reason Roman Reigns is walking around with ROLLINS’ World Heavyweight Championship, and it is NOT because Roman pinned Rollins’ shoulders to the mat. The reasons for those things are one in the same, and they have a name, and that name is BRON BREAKKER! Fans boo and bark, but Rollins knows Bron is sitting in the back, NINE staples in his dome, which you can thank Rollins for. But they have business to tend to, a score to settle, so Bron can get his pea brain out here so they can do the damn thing!

The fans cheer as Bron obliges! The Unpredictable Badass storms down the ramp, Paul Heyman following behind. The fans are torn as Bron keeps eyes locked on Rollins as he steps into the ring. Bron stares Rollins down while fans either bark or sing the song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells Bron, “I gave you everything. I gave you the world, I handed it to you on a silver platter, and you repaid me by taking EVERYTHING away from me! You are the reason I had to forfeit the World Heavyweight Championship, you are the reason I didn’t get to main event WrestleMania this year, and you are the reason I didn’t get my hand raised at WrestleMania this year.

“But I gotta ask you, Bron… For what? What’d you get out of it? How did it benefit you in any way?” Heyman has Bron step back, then hands him a mic. The fans tell Heyman off but Bron says, “You gave me everything? What’d you give me, by the way? What’d you give Reed and I? Because the way that I see it, every single week, we were like you errand boys. We got to come out here and fight all your battles for you, and put out all the fires that YOU started all on your own! Because look around, Seth! You got nothing! You got no one! You got no friends, you are nothing! You needed us to fight all your battles for you!

“And what? You were giving me such great wisdom and all this guidance when every single week, you’d kick off the show, and Reed and I would have to stand in the back and listen to you regurgitate the same crap every single week.” Bron plugs his nose so he can imitate Rollins’ voice as he repeats, “I am a Visionary, I am a Revolutionary, I am Seth Freakin’ Rollins!” Bron wants to make it clear to Rollins that he never needed him or Rollins’ Vision. The only reason they’re standing here today is because Bron needed HEYMAN. Rollins double checks: Bron needed Heyman? “That dried up sack o’ meat? You needed him?

Rollins almost laughs, and he says Bron just proved Rollins right on everything. Let’s go on a little ride down memory lane. A couple years ago, Rollins is World Heavyweight Champion, he won a fight with the Best in the World, then calls up The Heartbreak Kid. Rollins asked Shawn Michaels about facing NXT’s best, and who was NXT’s best? Bron Breakker. Rollins said hell yeah, let’s do the damn thing! Last year, Heyman comes to Rollins, asks Rollins about taking Bron under his wing and Rollins said hell yeah, that kid with a year under Rollins’ tutelage will be THE next main event star in this industry!

Just look at Bron! Bron’s got it all! Rollins has been here for 14 YEARS, seen athletes from every single discipline, they are big, strong, fast, but Bron is unique. Bron is the biggest, strongest, fastest, most versatile performer Rollins has ever seen here. Bron has EVERYTHING to be THE next big star… except the most important thing. Rollins points to the brain, and Rollins knows better than anyone what it means to be a 28 year old young cat full o’ piss ‘n’ vinegar, thinking this business owes him something, not wanting to wait for nobody. Rollins knows better than anybody to bet on yourself, take chances, make the hard decisions.

But the difference between them is, Bron tries, Rollins succeeds! And do you know why? Rollins will paint a picture: Every time Rollins bet on himself, it ended with a world title or a main event. Bron bets on himself and it gets him Austin Theory & Logan Paul. It gets him steak dinners, private jets, and happy endings from Heyman. Bron tries, Rollins succeeds, because Rollins will say this plainly for even Bron’s pea brain: Bron is NOT ready. Bron says, “I’m not ready? That’s the narrative you wanna go with? I hate to break it to you, superstar, but before all this was a thing, I was well on my way to becoming a main event with or without you!”

Bron never needed that help, and yet you blame Bron for losing the WHC? The truth is, Rollins’ body can’t handle it, his mind is brittle, and his shoulder can’t handle the weight of a strap on it anymore! The fans boo, but Bron grins as he says yeah, he took his shot and came up short. But y’know what? Bron can go to sleep at night a lot better knowing he lost to the Best int he World instead of someone who self-proclaims it! Bron believes Rollins is everything he says, with all the accolades, titles, everything there is to win here. A first-ballot WWE Hall of Famer, no doubt.

Rollins is THE very best pro-wrestler in the entire world… at being number two. The fans are torn, but Rollins says that was pretty good for Baby Steiner. He come up with all that on his own? Or did he call Big Poppa Pump for the hook up? Bron thinks he is ready, but Backlash is two weeks away! Rollins is going to give Bron the opportunity to prove that he is ready. But let Rollins let you in on a little secret that everyone else knows. As a Steiner, Bron’s not even number two in his own family. Rollins drops the mic and heads out, but will Rollins be ready for the backlash of challenging Bron to a match?

 

Stephanie Vaquer arrives backstage.

La Primera is ready to get back at Liv Morgan, but RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ ATTACKS! La Ruda catches Vaquer with the cheap shot, then THROWS her into road cases! Roxie & Liv are there, and they RAM a road case into Vaquer! Judgment Day stands over Vaquer, and Liv tells Vaquer this is HER title! Judgment Day leaves Vaquer behind, but have they truly moved past her? Or is the Dark Angel only going to be more hellbent on her revenge?

 

PENTA VS Rusev!

Speaking of revenge, the Man With No Fear may still be Intercontinental Champion, but now he owes The Bulgarian Brute a beating for last week. Will #CeroMiedo withstand the power of MACHKA?

Raw returns as Rusev makes his entrance. But wait, then so does Ethan Page! The fans boo All Ego getting involved in this, but he technically was part of the problem last week. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Rusev KNEES and CLUBS Penta while Ethan takes a seat ringside. Rusev suplexes Penta, then drags him up for a GUT WRENCH PLEX! The fans rally for Penta, but Rusev scoops for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Penta tumbles, but Rusev CLUBS him and BOOTS him! Rusev stands on Penta, but only Ethan applauds. Rusev steps off to whip Penta, but Penta KICKS on return! and SUPERKICKS!

Penta runs, DROPKICKS, and Rusev tumbles out! Penta then FLIES! Down goes Rusev, right in front of Ethan and commentary! Ethan mockingly applauds but Penta warns him. Ethan says eyes on the prize, and Rusev back suplexes! Penta lands out to SUPERKICK Rusev again! Penta puts Rusev in, Ethan protests how close that got, but Penta keeps moving. Springboard, but into the MACHKA KICK! Rusev scoops for a SWINGING SLAM! The fans boo, Rusev snarls, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Rusev has Penta up top! Penta fights the suplex with body shots, then with forearms! The fans cheer as Penta HEADBUTTS Rusev down! Penta then adjusts and leaps, CROSSBODY! Penta keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to mule kick a leg! SLING-DOG! Rusev goes to a corner, Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta sits Rusev down, then runs up to headstand and SWINGING DROPKICK! Rusev sputters but Penta drags him to a cover, ONE!! Rusev still has a lot of gas in the tank, and he KNEES Penta down low! Rusev whips, Penta goes up and over, BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Even Ethan is surprised!

Penta and Rusev rise, the fans rally, and Penta runs up to DEST- NO, Rusev BACKDROPS! Then ROUNDHOUSE! Rusev clinches, URENAGES, and he goes to a corner. The fans boo as Penta stirs and Rusev stomps around. Rusev runs up, MACHKA KICK! Penta falls, but Rusev isn’t done there! Ethan applauds as Rusev shouts, “CRUSH!!” Stomp and ACCOL- NO, Penta slips out, SUPERKICKS, then feints the springboard! Machka kick misses, Penta rolls Rusev up! PENTA WINS!

Winner: Penta, by pinfall

The fans cheer, but Rusev CLOBBERS Penta! Ethan cheers, he is also a sore loser so he likes this! The fans tell Rusev off while he stomps away on Penta! Ethan steps in the ring, takes off his jacket and undoes his cufflinks, but then Rusev glares at him. Ethan says okay, Rusev can have his time with Penta. But then Penta CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Ethan CLOBBERS Penta! The fans boo as now Ethan and Rusev stomp away on Penta! But wait, here comes Je’Von Evans! The fans fire up as The Young OG DUMPS Rusev out, then RAMS into Ethan! And then springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Evans taunts Rusev!

Rusev runs up, Penta SUPERKICKS! Evans goes up, up, O G CUTTER!! The fans fire up as Evans kicks Rusev out, and he stands tall with Penta. They shake hands on it, they’ll stand against Rusev & Ethan to clear them out of the way. Will Cero Miedo get BOUNCY~?

 

Los Americanos speak.

Rayo introduces himself, Bravo, and El Grande himself. El Grande steps forward to say, “In a few weeks, I will be competing in one of the biggest and most important matches in the history of lucha libre against Chaparro Americano, Mask VS Mask!” And he cannot lie, this match will be the most important match of his entire life! The biggest fight he’ll ever have. And y’know what? He’ll have to be ready to fight for his life. And to be honest, there is much more on the line. He must be ready to fight for his name, his colors, for Mexico, and for his home.

And what better way to prepare for that than to issue a respectful challenge to the biggest lucha libre legend ever, Rey Mysterio? It would be an honor to step into the ring against Rey here in Laredo, Texas! That is a GRANDE challenge, but is he biting off more than he can chew facing the King of Lucha?

 

Becky Lynch is here!

The Man has come around to Laredo, and she is the THREE-TIME Women’s Intercontinental Champion. But what will Becky have to say about her big time WrestleMania win? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Becky stands in the ring, still wearing the ring gear from her WrestleMania victory. Becky takes a moment before she says, “The Man, and the NEW Women’s Intercontinental Champion, has come around to Laredo, Texas!” The fans are torn on that, but Becky says we just entered a whole new era of “The Manosphere,” because a lot of history was made at WrestleMania 42! Becky finally got rid of Loser AJ Lee, having ended her horrible title reign, and she put gold around the waist of someone who truly deserves it in herself. She became the first WWE Superstar to win four different titles at Mania.

She became the first-ever THREE TIME Women’s IC Champion! She’s now won more WrestleMania matches than any woman in history! And Undertaker, she’s coming for that streak next! And she proved once and for all why she is the Greatest Women’s Wrestler of All Time, and it’s not just her saying that, other people say it. Sports Illustrated says it, The Bleacher Report says it. All of that is wonderful, all of that is great, but what was most important is that she looked out at a sea of over 50 THOUSAND fans, and she saw her baby girl in the front row.

Becky was able to take her out, walk with her up the ramp, and she realized that she needed to show her daughter what a real champion is. It isn’t about the five-star hotels, the fancy restaurants and the private jets, even though they indulge in all of those. It is not about going to the biggest cities and performing in front of the best crowds. It is also about going to the rundown towns like Laredo and showing out for the commonfolk like everyone here. And Becky knows what they need and what they want. They want a fighting champion! They want her to defend the title! And not just against some nostalgia act or an underdog.

They want Becky VS the best of the best! They want new, exciting, shiny! So Becky stands here before us as The Man of the People, issuing an open challenge to whoever wants to come out here, look them in the eyes and say, “Welcome to the Big Time. Now let’s throw some hands!” Who is it gonna be?! Becky waits, and we get… IYO SKY! The fans cheer that! Iyo gets herself a mic while Becky is rather stunned, and she tells Becky, “I accept!” Becky laughs and asks what Iyo accepts. She wanted to fight the best of the best, the new, the shiny, the exciting. Iyo is none of those things! The fans boo but Becky says that’s for Iyo!

Iyo says no, that’s for Becky! The fans cheer Becky but Becky says okay, okay, she understands. Iyo is accepting on behalf of Rhea Ripley, the part of the team that actually has gold. Is Rhea coming back? Mami VS Becky, Becky Two Belts again. Becky wanted Shawn Michaels, not Marty Jannetty. And clearly, Iyo was holding Rhea back. Iyo SLAPS Becky down! The fans fire up as Iyo stomps Becky, Becky bails out, but Adam Pearce says whoa, hold on, where are you going? The champ wanted a fight, Iyo answered the call, and in case you forgot, we’re in Laredo! So it will be a title match, let’s get a ref, cuz we’re doing it now!

The fans cheer, but Becky CLOBBERS Iyo! The ref hurries in here and backs Becky off. Iyo is still getting her shot, is the Genius about to make The Man’s historic reign historically short, too?

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky!

Raw returns as the match is already going, and Iyo SHOTGUNS Becky down! the fans fire up with Iyo, and she CLUBS Becky on the back. Iyo whips, Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, only for Becky to BOOT her outta the sky, and LARIATS her down! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Becky scowls as Iyo survives. Becky runs up in the corner, forearm SMASH, then clinch for the BECKSPLODER! Iyo bails out but Becky builds speed, and Becky WRECKS Iyo with a dropkick! The fans boo but Becky aims, FLYING FOREARM and down goes Iyo! Becky gets Iyo back into the ring, climbs up a corner, and drops the MAN’S LEG! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Iyo survives, but Becky talks herself down. Becky drags Iyo up, clinches again, BECKS- NO, Iyo slips free and ROCKS Becky! Becky fires back with forearms, UPPERCUT, and SOBAT, but Iyo blocks! GERMAN SUPLEX! Becky sputters but both women are down! The fans rally up, Iyo and Becky go to ropes, and Becky runs up! Iyo dodges, and URAKEN! SHOTEI! And then FLAPJACK! The fans fire up for Iyo as she brings Becky up to whip. Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, out, and ROCKS Becky! Then HOTSHOTS her! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, to then MISSILE DROPKICK! Direct hit, and Iyo kips up!

The fans fire up as Iyo does her crazy taunt! Iyo then aims at Becky in the corner, SHINKANSEN! Iyo pushes Becky to the cover, TWO! Becky survives but Iyo stays focused. Iyo goes up, up, but Becky YANKS her back down! And dragon sleeper for an EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Iyo is still in this and that frustrates Becky. Becky demands Iyo stand, then clinches, but Iyo victory rolls for STOMP 182! Becky bails out, Iyo builds speed, but Becky ROCKS Iyo first! Becky reels Iyo in, but Iyo PELES free! Iyo then runs up, SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB to the FLOOR! The fans are thunderous while both women are down, and Raw goes to break!

Raw returns again as Becky has Iyo up top! The fans rally as Iyo fights, but Becky SUPERPLEXES! Then roll through for a DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Iyo survives! Both women are down, “This is Awesome!” Becky and Iyo stir but it is Becky that stands first. Becky brings Iyo up and clinches again, but Iyo turns the lift into a crucifix, then sunset flip! TWO, Becky ducks the roundhouse but not HEEL KICK! Iyo hurries to underhooks and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Becky survives and Iyo is shocked! The fans rally as Iyo goes to the corner! Iyo goes up, but Becky trips her up again! Becky climbs, but Iyo ELBOWS her away!

Becky staggers but Iyo reels Becky in, TORNADO DDT! Iyo goes up, up, and OVER THE MOONSAULT, but into BOOTS! Becky hurries to clinch! MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, TWO?!? Becky is shocked as Iyo survives her best shot! Laredo is all fired up for Iyo but that infuriates Becky. Becky drags Iyo to the drop zone, goes up, but Iyo trips her up now! Becky SMACKS off post, tumbles to the apron then the floor, but Iyo goes right out! ASAI MOONSAULT! Down goes Becky at the ramp! Iyo hurries to get Becky up and in, then takes off a shoe that’s bothering her. Becky distracts the ref, ASUKA TRIPS IYO!! Becky clinches, MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, Becky wins!!

Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

The Man survives thanks to a big time assist from The Empress of Tomorrow! Asuka may be without her Pirate Princess, but she’s still pissed at Iyo for her supposed disrespect! BUZZSAW! ASUKA LOCK!! Iyo flails, even taps, but nothing can save her from Asuka’s wrath! Fans chant “We Want Kairi!” but Asuka stands on Iyo with a sinister smile. Will Asuka break Iyo and make her respect her senpai?

 

El Grande Americano Original talks with Rey Mysterio.

EGA OG says hola to Rey, and knows Rey is fraternizing with that faker, that supposed El Grande Americano Dos. First he endorses the guy, then he has a match against him. Original just wants to know that on May 30th for AAA, Mask VS Mask, does Original have to watch his back? Rey says no, he does not, Mr. OG Grande. Listen, the only thing Rey is looking for is for them all to respect lucha libre. Rey says in Spanish that for a luchador, their mask is everything. All OG Grande can says is si, bueno. But then Los Americanos step into the room! And they ask what Rey is doing with this guy! Rey says it is not what they think.

The Grandes start arguing, both in Spanish and English, but Rey shouts them all down. Tranquilos, cabrones! He is not choosing sides. Rayo & Bravo say he better. Is that a threat?! No, take it easy, jefe, they’re just saying. See you in the ring. Los Americanos head out, Rey is a little annoyed with them and OG Grande, but will the King of Lucha teach them all a thing or two about the culture?

 

Backstage interview with The Usos.

Byron Saxton is with Jimmy & Jey, and he gets to it: Can they give us some intel on which direction Roman Reigns is leaning towards? #BigJim says the OTC will make his decision when The OTC is ready to make his decision. Jey adds YEET, but LA Knight steps in. The Mega Star hopes he didn’t just hear them say that. OTC, sitting at the head of the table. Knight isn’t here to tear them down but to remind them of who they are. Main Event Jey Uso, a former world champion, and how’d he do that? On his own! Big Jim Uso, also all the potential in the world to be world champion, but how is he gonna do that? Not under Roman Reigns, that’s for sure!

Jey tells Knight to stay in his lane, but Jimmy calms him down. Jimmy told Knight that this is family business. Knight understands that, and he can respect that. But the problem is, the whole Bloodline thing, they had immense power, they run roughshod over everybody. But the problem was, that power corrupts, and when it does, it becomes Knight’s business, YEAH! Knight leaves it at this, but does he have a point? Is The Bloodline about to relapse into their old ways?

 

Joe Hendry is here!

Laredo waves their hands from side to side as The Prestigious One is in the ring. “Say his name because he has appeared in Laredo, Texas!” The fans cheer, and Hendry knows they know he had a big decision to make, so he wants to tell us all about it in the song. “I’ve won the titles everywhere I go. I’ve been on WrestleMania and many other shows. But the time has come for me to pick one brand. I’m sorry to the others, I hope they understand. Joe Hendry’s on Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signed to Raw. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signs to Raw.

“Next time you turn on Netflix, you won’t just want to chill. I’ll have you believing in a better kind of thrill. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry’s on Raw. respect to the Ruler, I acknowledge The OTC. But Adam Pearce, if you’re listening, can you make one change for me? That’s Logan Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Everyone! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? All together! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan-” Well, now The Maverick is here, and he says you can’t fire him! You can’t fire him, he’s unfireable! Boo you, Hendry, you can’t fire him! He’s Logan Paul! All of you are awful, just like that song!

Logan says, “You’re awful!” to the fans in the front row. He knows this is Hendry’s first not on Raw, and now it’s also his last! He’s made the worst mistake of his life! Theory then tells Hendry that he isn’t seeing things right. See this right here? That’s gold, that makes them the greatest tag team champions of the world! Of the UNIVERSE! What they’re telling Hendry is that they are winners! Hendry asks if these guys are winners. The fans say, “NO!” Hendry says Joe says no to that. He saw ESPN< he saw Mania, he just saw some primetime losers! Now The Vision is mad, and they throw stuff out of the ring!

Theory says lemme tell you something! This mat belongs to The Vision! The camera that everyone sees through belongs to The Vision. And The Vision goes through everybody! Hendry is in a lucky spot, because they’re gonna go through him! They push Hendry, but he TURNS! LARIAT for Theory! Hendry RAMS Logan into a corner! Theory goes after Hendry, the Vision mugs him 2v1, and the fans boo as they KNEE Hendry low! But wait! Here come the Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins went after The Vision last week, so here we go again! Dawkins DUMPS Logan out before he DECKS him!

Dawkins ROCKS Theory, whips him, REVELATION! The fans fire up and pump it up with Ford! He goes up top but Logan saves Theory! At least, for now. Ford points to Hendry, he HIGH JUMPS to take The Vision down! The fans fire up for Hendry & The Profits, and we all get to wave our hands from side to side! The Profits are believers, but will they also be the hunters when it comes to The Vision and those World Tag Team Championships?

 

Grayson Waller complains to Adam Pearce.

The Aussie Icon doesn’t like the Raw General Manager just giving people opportunities outta nowhere. That bouncy idiot, Je’Von, is one cutter away from retirement! Then Pearce has one guy singing songs, there’s some little vampire kid cursing people, where are the opportunities for Waller? He’s in the shape of his life, lad! Pearce says he’ll give Oba Femi a shot. Wow, okay, he beat Brock at the END of his career? #Obarated! Uh, no, Oba’s behind you. Waller regrets everything but Oba says if Waller wants a chance, then Pearce can give him one against Oba tonight. Waller says Pearce should’ve warned him!

Pearce says he did, but too late. Waller needs to go get his gear on, because that match is official. Is Waller about to have a Fall From Grace?

 

Joe Hendry & The Street Profits regroup backstage.

Ford & Dawkins are singing the very catchy, “Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul?” Hendry thanks for the help, what a welcome to Raw. They shake hands on it, and Ford says get a different colored shirt now that he’s on the red brand, you know what he means? Hendry nods and heads out, and The Profits secret handshake. And then Rollins steps in, and he tells them that last week- Ford stops Rollins there, because there he goes thinking this is all about him. Last week wasn’t about him but about those tag titles. Rollins thinking he special. The Profits leave and Rollins does have to consider that.

But either way, will Rollins and The Profits find themselves working together against The Vision? Or is this all going to be for naught?

 

El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio!

The battle of Los Grande Americanos is set for May 30th, and the King of Lucha has ended up in the middle of it all. Will Rey be much more than just a tune-up for El Grande Americano Dos? Or will this El Grande be more than ready to face the other Grande Americano next month?

Raw returns as Los Americanos make their entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. The two tie up, and Grande wrenches to wristlock. Rey rolls, uses the ropes to flip through, then Rey wrenches, only for Grande to wrangle him. Rey kips up to wrench but Grande rolls, spins, and he drop toeholds Rey to then go for the wristlock. The fans applaud the technical exchange as Grande then floats to a cover, ONE as Rey gets an arm up! Grande puts the arm down, TWO as Rey gets the other arm up! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO as Rey bridges! Grande hops on, but Rey stays up! The fans cheer while Grande is stunned!

Grande jumps again but Rey uses that to get up and up and sunset flip! TWO, Grande runs up but Rey sweeps! Cover, ONE! Grande sweeps and covers, ONE! The fans cheer as the two stand off. Rey and Grande applaud each other, then Rey offers a handshake. Grande accepts, but Rey kicks low! Rey whips, Grande reverses to kick low! Grande hammerlocks Rey, brings him around, but Rey fires elbows. Rey cravats to jump and flying-mare! Grande RUNS Rey over! Things keep moving, Rey bypasses Grande to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Grande’s on the ropes, Rey dials it up, but Grande GAMANGIRIS first! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Rey whips Grande to ropes and BACKDROPS him! Grande goes to a corner while the fans cheer, and Rey whips corner to corner. Grande reverses, blocks a kick, and SMACKS Rey! Rey staggers to another corner but Grande whips corner to corner. Grande runs up but Rey BOOTS him! Rey ELBOWS Grande, then goes up, but Grande CLUBS him on the back! Grande gets under Rey but Rey slips free. Grande SMACKS Rey again, whips, but Rey reverses. Grande goes up and over, but Rey goes up to QUEBRADA, but Grande stays up! Only for Rey to TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up while Rey covers, TWO!

Rey is surprised but many are surprised he pulled that counter off in the first place. Rey waits on Grande to get up, then DROPKICKS him onto the ropes! The fans cheer as Rey dials it up, but Rayo distracts so Bravo can trip Rey! The fans boo but Bravo plays dumb. Rayo hurries to sneak Grande his metal plate! Rey DECKS Bravo, then runs to 619 Rayo down! The fans cheer, Rey slingshots, but Grande dodges the splash! Grande grabs the metal plate, but then ORIGINAL GRANDE is here! They tug-o-war over the plate, Rey BLASTS the Grandes into each other! Rey runs again, RANA! Grande Dos is on the ropes, so Rey redials, 619!!

Rey aims again, slingshot and DROP THE DIME! Cover, Rey wins!

Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall

El Grande Americano Dos tried to lie, cheat and steal, but Rey spots the metal plate! And he even tells Original that no one is getting it! They’re gonna have to fight fair ‘n’ square in May! Well for now, Grande Original CLOBBERS Grande Dos! The fans fire up as these two brawl while they grapple! Producers and refs rush out here but fans want to “Let Them Fight! Let Them Fight!” The Grandes are separated, but the animosity between them is only growing! Who proves they are El Grande Americano Superior on May 30th?

 

Asuka speaks.

“Iyo, did you think you were done with me? I say when we’re done! Because I am still your senpai. All I’ve done is try to help you and all you’ve done is disappoint me. For so long, I blamed myself for your mistakes. I thought I did something wrong for you to turn your back on me. But I finally realize YOU are the problem! You are ungrateful, selfish, and my biggest failure. But I didn’t fail you, you failed me. You failed your family! And now, we’re both alone, because I didn’t want another Iyo. I’ve spared you until now because I thought we could be a family again. But now that you killed that family…NOTHING will stop me from destroying you!

“So, at Backlash, I fix my failure. I teach you one final lesson. And that lesson is… You are not and will never be ready for Asuka!” The grudge match is finally set, but will the Empress of Tomorrow make sure Iyo has no future? Or will the Genius prove that she’s left her senpai behind long ago?

 

Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi!

The Aussie Icon likes him a good “shoey,” but he stuck his foot in his mouth this time. Grayson wanted an opportunity, but will he even survive against The Ruler that conquered The Beast?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans already chant “O~BA!” as he blocks Waller’s kick. Oba LARIATS Waller, TOSSES him to a corner, then fires body shots from all sides. Oba UPPERCUTS Waller, whips him corner to corner, then UPPERCUTS again! Oba runs corner to corner for another UPPERCUT! Oba keeps going, but Waller bails out! The fans boo, but Oba has Waller at the apron. Waller HOTSHOTS Oba, then somersaults, but into the SHOTPUT BOMB! Oba UPPERCUTS Waller back down and the fans fire up! Pop-up, and FALL FROM GRACE!! Cover, Oba wins!

Winner: Oba Femi, by pinfall

Waller wanted on the card tonight, but maybe he regrets it. At the very least, Waller learned Femi isn’t #Obarated! Oba has the mic to ask Laredo if they’re feeling good tonight. The fans cheer because indeed they are! Oba says they’re feeling good, he’s feeling good, Waller isn’t, but we don’t care about how Waller feels. Waller did say something that was right, though. There is no opportunity around here, because all the big champions are locked in with contenders, the US Champion doesn’t do open challenges, so Oba is going to take it upon himself to create a solution to the problem. Ladies and gentlemen, as of today, the Oba Femi Open Challenge will commence!

The fans cheer, and Oba says to any man back there who wants to prove himself, step up! If you want to see how you fair at the top of the mountain, step up! But Oba will not take too kindly to their decision. Because he will be merciless, unforgiving, and relentless! He will punish them! They are not stepping to just any man, but to OBA FEMI! The fans cheer as Oba makes himself equal to a title! Will anyone be able to overthrow The Ruler?

 

Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.

Liv, Raquel & Roxie are still feeling great after what they did to Vaquer, because THEY run Raw! Vaquer found out the hard way, and so will BayLyra. Liv asks Raquel for time alone with Roxie. Is this about the thing? Yes, it is. Raquel says sure, she’ll go finish warming up. Raquel heads out, and Liv says hey to Roxie. Liv wanted to finish the conversation they tried having before WrestleMania. Remember? Before Vaquer smacked their heads together? Right, yeah. Well, really, Liv just wants to apologize to Roxie.

Liv is sorry for how things went down with Finn while she was gone. She knows Roxie and Finn were close, and that must’ve been hard watching from home. Liv knows how that felt, because she sat at home watching Finn bring Roxie into the group. And Liv wants Roxie to know that they are family, but Finn put himself before the family. That is not something Liv would do to Roxie, she wants to support her like Roxie supported Liv. So Liv will be in their corner and cheer them on as Roxie & Raquel get one step closer to the tag titles. Liv takes Roxie’s hand and asks, “Do you trust me, my little Roxie?”

Roxie nods yes, but then says she needs a second. Liv says okay, see you out there. Liv heads out, saying this is exciting. But Roxie doesn’t seem so sure. Wait, FINN is in the clubhouse?! Roxie tells him he’s not supposed to be here, but Finn says Roxie CANNOT trust Liv! In fact, she can’t trust anyone in the Judgment Day! Roxie asks if she can’t trust them, or can’t trust Finn. Roxie is with Judgment Day, she has a match coming up, so he has to go. Finn says good luck with the match, and hopes she knows what she’s doing. Finn leaves, but is The Prince right about them all?

 

Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan!

The Role Model & Morrigan fell short of the tag titles at WrestleMania, but Judgment Day wasn’t even in the match! Who proves themselves worthy of the next opportunity with a win tonight?

Raw returns as Judgment Day makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Bayley starts against Raquel. The fans rally as the two circle, tie up, and Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Raquel swings, Bayley ducks, and she puts on the pressure. Raquel powers Bayley to a corner, ROCKS her, then whips her corner to corner. Raquel runs up but Bayley BOOTS her! Bayley headlocks but Raquel blocks the takeover! Raquel lifts Bayley but Bayley fights that with fists. Bayley jumps to tornado takeover! They roll, Raquel fights up, and Raquel hits a BIG back suplex! Raquel looms over Bayley but hears the fans chanting, “We Want Roxie!”

Raquel points to the corner, the fans cheer, so Raquel tags Roxie! The fans cheer even more now as the Judgment Day mugs Bayley! Roxie stomps away, the fans cheer her on, but the ref counts. Roxie backs off, but Bayley lifts Roxie! Roxie kicks and flails but Bayley RAMS Roxie into the corner. Tag to Lyra, she and Bayley mug Roxie, and the fans boo. Lyra headlocks Roxie but Roxie pulls hair. Roxie headlocks and the fans cheer her on. Lyra powers out, but Roxie cartwheels over the dropdown! Roxie takes a bow, then SLAPS Lyra! Lyra CLOBBERS Roxie and rains down fists! Laredo boos but Lyra whips Roxie to ropes.

Roxie tilt-o-whirls through to RANA, but Lyra handsprings through that! Lyra SLAPS Roxie in return! Liv tells Bayley to shut up but Lyra whips Roxie to the corner. Roxie dodges, but Lyra grabs her by the wrist! Tag to Bayley, scoop and BACKBREAKER, but Roxie knees free! Roxie SMACKS Bayley, but Lyra WHEEL KICKS! Bayley goes back up, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives, and she bails out to regroup with the others. Judgment Day avoids Lyra’s dropkick, and Raquel CLOBBERS her! But Bayley fires off on Roxie! Bayley puts Roxie in the ring, but Raquel trips Bayley up!

Bayley POSTS Lyra, all while Roxie distracts the ref! Judgment Day is in control as Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as both Bayley and Raquel are down! The fans rally as both women crawl, Liv coaches Raquel, hot tags to Roxie and Lyra! The fans fire up, but then Lyra CROSSBODIES Roxie and GAMANGIRIS Raquel! Lyra LARIATS Roxie, dodges Raquel, and goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Lyra kips up, then clinches Roxie, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through for the fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives! Liv coaches her team on but Lyra drags Roxie up. Lyra brings Roxie over, tags Bayley, and Bayley fireman’s carries while Lyra climbs. Roxie slips free, SHOVES Bayley into Lyra, then tags Raquel!

Roxie runs, tilt-o-whirls, and clinches, Raquel adds as BOOT to the LEG SWEEP! Cover, but Lyra SPLASHES onto it! The fans rally again and Raquel crawls, hot tag back to Roxie! The fans fire up again as Roxie BLASTS Lyra, SOBATS Bayley, then hops up and hops on! But Bayley SMACKS Roxie off buckles! Then a BAYLEY2BELLY! Cover, Raquel breaks it! The fans cheer, Lyra runs up and CROSSBODIES Raquel and herself out of the ring! Liv shouts at Bayley, but she gets caught! The fans cheer, but then Liv HOTSHOTS Bayley! Roxie SHINING WIZARDS! Then the POP-ROX!! Cover, Judgment Day wins!

Winners: Judgment Day, by pinfall

Laredo cheers their hometown hero, but it was certainly a team effort as always for Judgment Day! Will nothing stop them from having all the gold again?

 

Roman Reigns heads to the ring!

Laredo, Texas puts up their ones to the sky as The OTC makes his entrance. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion stands on stage, raises the title to the sky, and the pyro goes off. But what has he decided when it comes to him and Jacob Fatu? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Roman is in the ring, and he raises the belt again for the second round of pyro. Roman grabs a mic while the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” The fans then shift to singing, “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” then go back to “O T C! O T C!” Roman enjoys that for a moment before he says, “Y’see, it’s been awhile since I’ve been here in Texas. But if you can’t tell from home, they love their Tribal Chief here, baby!” The fans cheer that! Roman continues by saying, “They made this title in spite of me. They made this title to try and take away from my shine. But it never worked. Y’see, there’s an old saying and it’s very true.

“The title don’t make the man, the man makes the title!” The fans cheer that, too! Roman says that’s what he’s done with this strap! He’s put it in the main event! He’s put it on night two of WrestleMania! He’s made this title relevant! See, now you can finally be proud of this title. Now you can respect this title! Now, you can actually choose to acknowledge this title. “As a matter of fact, let’s demonstrate. Laredo, Texas…!” The fans erupt with “O T C! O T C!” Roman says it again, “Laredo, Texas… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again! But then Jacob Fatu makes his entrance! The fans cheer again as The Samoan Werewolf arrives!

Jacob goes right to the ring while the fans chant “FATU! FATU!” Jacob and Roman stare down, and Roman says, “Fatu, right on cue. Perfect timing, I was just getting to you. I gave you a week, gave you time to think. I’m hoping you made the right choice, Jacob. I’m hoping you made the choice to unite our family, and not divide it.” Jacob has a mic to say Roman gave him a week but he didn’t need a week. He didn’t need a day. Hell, he didn’t even need an hour! He knew exactly what he wanted when he came out here last Monday. Jacob didn’t stutter, didn’t hesitate, when he said he doesn’t want the title, but that he needs the title.

What? Is Roman stuck in his WWE main event bubble? Is he stuck in Tribal Chief Land? Roman ain’t grind like Jacob! Jacob is uncut and raw! 12 YEARS of hard work, 12 YEARS of grinding, 12 YEARS of suffering, not knowing when the next meal was gonna be! While y’all was running things up here as The Bloodline, Fatu was foaming at the mouth, grinding, on the frontlines, trying to figure out if he was gonna be here or not! The fans cheer that, and Fatu says it ain’t how you start but how you finish. And that has Fatu standing here in front of Roman. So before WWE, Roman didn’t call, Jimmy didn’t call, Jey didn’t call.

You know who did call? Solo Sikoa! The fans boo that name but Jacob says Solo gave him a chance! Roman says, “Solo?! Either you’re completely confused or you’re dumber than I think. Solo couldn’t get a cup of coffee delivered to the building if he wanted to. Take a look around. Who you think runs this place?” The fans chant, “O T C! O T C!” Laredo ain’t lying, OTC runs WWE. And yeah, he’s been distracted, things get hectic around here, but Roman never forgot about Jacob. Roman signed off on Jacob. But Jacob’s sounding confused, sounding like a fool. Jacob doesn’t deserve it, he hasn’t earned it.

Roman allowing Jacob to compete against him is nepotism! And Roman can’t allow- JACOB GRABS ROMAN BY THE FACE! The fans freak out as the TONGAN DEATH GRIP grinds Roman down, but then Roman SMACKS him with the mic! Fatu just shakes it off?! TONGAN DEATH GRIP!! Roman sputters as Fatu HEADBUTTS away! Fatu chokes Roman right out, and he tells Roman, “I am going to take everything, EVERYTHING, from you!!” Fatu finally lets Roman go, and he picks up the belt. Fans are torn, but the decision should be clear now. Roman coughs and sputters but he grabs the mic to shout at Jacob!

“You want me at Backlash?! I’ll see you at Backlash!!” The fans cheer, and the match is made! The Samoan Werewolf has made The Tribal Chief into his prey, but will he have what he’s really after in the world title? Or will The OTC punish Fatu for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A very good Raw that was a bit toned down on the action after that hot Raw After Mania. Great bookending with the OG Bloodline, though I’m not sure about the set-up of Roman & Usos sitting at the table that was more like a press conference table than a meeting. But Jimmy and Jey each having a different side of the argument was good, this builds a bit on what we saw before Mania when Jey was telling Roman to “get him” in reference to CM Punk. And great ending with Roman and Jacob, where Jacob is already done with talking, and he brings out a submission type move to make himself even more menacing. It’d be rather shocking of Fatu actually wins at Backlash, but I feel like Fatu losing and joining Roman is too much of a rehash of everything we’ve already seen in the Bloodline Saga.

Very good match from Penta VS Rusev, and very good win for Penta, but Ethan Page and Je’Von Evans getting involved made sense. That’ll be a great tag match, and I bet we’ll sort out who is challenging Penta for Backlash through that match. Very good promo from Rollins and Bron to set up their match, I appreciate Bron’s perspective because that is how it looked and felt and was definitely not how it should’ve been even in kayfabe. I feel like Bron wins out to then send him to the world title after Backlash. Another great song promo from Hendry, and honestly a great over-the-top angry reaction from Logan Paul for it. Profits helping Hendry out was logical and very good stuff, and Profits putting Rollins in his place was also good. But yeah, there’s gotta be a Six Man Tag there, too.

Waller getting upset only to get humbled by Oba is classic wrestling trope, and Oba making his own open challenge is also great. That’s in the same lineage as like Andre the Giant daring people to body slam him when he knows they couldn’t, or even Chris Masters and the Master Lock Challenge. This will give us some really fun matches while also building Oba up towards a title opportunity of his own. Becky wanting her own Open Challenge series is good, and Iyo challenging her tonight was probably their best way to improvise from releasing Kairi Sane and ruining their own story of Kairi, Iyo & Asuka. The fans are already starting #WeWantKairi, not sure WWE will listen this time, but Asuka VS Iyo is happening for Backlash and that’s all we can really expect.

Very good stuff with Los Americanos, this ended up a great plug for the AAA story of Mask VS Mask. Rey Mysterio being part of the story was good, too, and Rey keeps himself afloat with this win. Gable Americano of course got involved in the match, he and Kaiser Americano are even in math right now, but I would think Gable loses to finally be exposed. And great stuff with Judgment Day, from the attack on Vaquer to the tag match as the main event match. But I’m a little confused as to the Finn & Roxie part. Finn and Roxie should’ve discussed how their ultimate plan was still working. It should’ve been revealed that Finn really did bring Roxie into the group to mess with Liv x Dom. They can still have Roxie turn on Judgment Day in the most pivotal moment, but now it’ll be a bit confusing as to why.

My Score: 8.8/10

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